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/cyc/ - general Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No. 97542
Barcelona edition

>Current and upcoming road races
21.06 - 28.06 National Championships
04.07 - 26.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
04.07 - 07.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
08.07 - 12.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
11.07 - 18.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
15.07 - 19.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1
18.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1
19.07 La Picto en Nouvelle-Aquitaine 1.1 WE
24.07 - 26.07 Tour de Pologne Women 2.Pro
25.07 Clásica de Ordizia - Ordiziako Klasikoa 1.1
26.07 Clasica Castilla y Leon 1.1
28.07 - 30.07 Tour de l'Ain 2.1
29.07 - 02.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
01.08 DSSK (Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa) 1.UWT
01.08 - 09.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
02.08 Circuito de Getxo - Memorial Hermanos Otxoa 1.1
02.08 - 06.08 China Xizang Trans-Himalaya 2.1
03.08 - 09.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
04.08 - 08.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
05.08 - 16.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
13.08 - 16.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
13.08 - 16.08 Czech Tour 2.Pro
16.08 La Polynormande 1.1
16.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>96504


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:44 [Preview] No.97544 del
>>97542
he's so funny, I can't wait for seething Remco in the Le Tour


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.97546 del
BREAKING: Windy predicts some thunderstorm tomorrow


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.97547 del
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>berts already get to experience weather kino
>I have to wait until tomorrow evening
pic rel. not me


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.97548 del
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Is there any greater feeling of accomplishment than doing a minor repair of a household item


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.97549 del
>>97548
Is bike a household item?


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.97550 del
>>97548
a major repair of an industrial grade machine


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 21:07 [Preview] No.97551 del
why is nobody announcing their teams for the tdf


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.97552 del
>>97551
it's pissing me OFF, I want a full week of velodrama shuffling


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 21:21 [Preview] No.97553 del
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>>97550
yes i think you're right


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.97554 del
the lightshow has begun


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.97555 del
A certain CARLOS CANAL is Axelgaard's favourite for the Spanish nats. We have really made it big, Canalbros.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.97556 del
>>97555
cool circuit


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.97557 del
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>>97556
>Formigal
Oh the memories


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.97558 del
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Q36.5 reportedly offers SEIXAS 13 (torteen) million EURO per year


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 22:45 [Preview] No.97559 del
>>97558
Quick, someone tell Macron


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 22:57 [Preview] No.97561 del
>>97560
has Trine seen this???


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 23:21 [Preview] No.97562 del
>>97560
somehow theres an overlap between durianrider and vingegaard


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 23:23 [Preview] No.97563 del
>>97560
This guy has no drip. No rizz.


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 23:26 [Preview] No.97564 del
>>97558
This has been discussed extensively


Bert 06/27/2026 (Sat) 23:27 [Preview] No.97565 del
>>97560
AI slop went too far


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.97566 del
a FUCKING cricket of all places


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.97567 del
>>97560
Trine fuming


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.97568 del
>>97560
lmao, those long ass arms


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.97569 del
wakey wakey bert, time to go ride


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 02:42 [Preview] No.97570 del
>>97569
watching you play Algeria right now


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.97571 del
post for pictures etc


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.97572 del
another


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 06:41 [Preview] No.97573 del
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lmao at AI aged merlier


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.97574 del
Seixas doesn't want Muhlburger in his tdf team


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.97576 del
Today is the day, already torty degrees.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.97577 del
>>97575
Good harvest. It really is fresher outside Vienna


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.97578 del
>UCI President David Lappartient is calling for radical changes in cycling. At a meeting organized by Warner Bros. Discovery, owner of Eurosport among others, the Frenchman proposed, among other things, a budget cap and smaller teams in the Tour de France.

>According to Lappartient, limiting team budgets is necessary to keep cycling competitive. “To keep the sport attractive and balanced, it is essential to prevent the best athletes from becoming concentrated in the same team,” said the sports executive, whose earlier proposal for a budget cap failed due to resistance from the teams.

>“The budget cap system was ready for implementation, but at the time the teams spoke out against it. We were very surprised that it was precisely the smaller teams that voted against it. Without a budget cap, the richest teams will continue to increase their revenues, making it even harder for smaller teams to survive,” said Lappartient, who still intends to pursue the matter. “Although the final mechanism has yet to be established, the work carried out two years ago provides an excellent basis.”

>To illustrate the problem, Lappartient spoke about a conversation he had with the president of Arkéa, which decided to stop sponsoring Arkéa-B&B Hotels. “The company had to increase its financial investments every year, while sporting results and rankings deteriorated. Without a budget cap, the financial efforts required to remain competitive become unsustainable,” he said.

>Lappartient is also considering reducing the size of the teams in the Tour de France to keep the sport interesting. “The strongest teams often manage to dominate the race for the entire duration of the race. Wouldn't it be better to switch to 25 teams with only six riders each? Such a change would make the races less predictable, more unpredictable, and decidedly more spectacular,” he said.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.97579 del
>>97578
cui bono?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.97580 del
>>97578
Budget cap is stupid every French teams probably pay half their budget in social security taxes


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.97581 del
i don't feel so good


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:06 [Preview] No.97582 del
>>97581
what's wrong bud


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.97583 del
>>97575
good I also harvested some morning eggs and it's been nice and cloudy if only it wasn't for a little rain and thunderstorm in the last third. While the rain is really comfy to ride through as it happens the humidity that follows is fucked up and since I rode against it's direction the entire last hour was in turbo damp humidity and lets just say I took damage. I'm in a messed up condition right now.
Rain radar of course didn't show anything before and still doesn't show anything
<can't post pictures


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.97584 del
Contribooting ofishel stream to Kwiatkowski not necessarily winning it, MAŁECKI and BUDZIŃSKI could outsprint his corpse if doesn't get away solo.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2JDBrNIST8 [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.97585 del
Grupo princial
>HIRT
>PRIDAL
>VACEK
>OTRUBA
>MONTI
>LISKA
>NOVAK
>KUBIS


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.97586 del
The """"stream"""" is absolutely abysmal though
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ofQVVCU6CQM [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.97587 del
>>97583
the weather in Malawi really is something


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.97588 del
hm


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.97589 del
>>97578
I feel like this is only a topic of conversation due to UAE, and more specifically because they are so succesful. Theres other teams like Ineos who piss away tremendous budgets without much impact


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.97590 del
Random runners dying in the shadows, race has been invaded by amateurs, nobody knows what's going on


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.97592 del
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>cil
czechs use the German word for finish heh. also no bittner, only schumpig


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.97593 del
>>97589
you also have teams like lidl and red bull that buy up anything that moves


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.97594 del
>>97590
my god is that him on the left, der bertacek


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.97595 del
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Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.97596 del
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bertaczek was hired to sing the national anthems


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.97597 del
>>97575
Amazing, I envy you


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.97598 del
for me it's Alberto Carlo Monti


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.97599 del
>>97598
La CARBONARA's distant cousin surely.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.97600 del
>schürt backs
so that's how you pronounce Sjoerd Bax


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.97601 del
Baltics championships with cute Eesti commentary, femmes are about to reach the finish.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M4D742S5hcg [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.97602 del
Interesting how Team Universe is there with 8 guys, but no certain someone who rather races in Burundi, Myanmar, El Salvador etc. Almost like he is trying to stay under the radar...


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.97603 del
>>97602
he's in Mauritius right now, not easy to hide his sins there
maybe they detained him


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.97604 del
>>97601
Some cutie won.
Soviet infra makes this town look like any Polish town.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.97606 del
and Austria (this year in horny rakousy):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P8s2rS6U29s [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.97607 del
Oh, she won U23 road and TT as well.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.97608 del
I have seen enough. It's a LI NING STAR day


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:12 [Preview] No.97609 del
>>97608
wow that's incredibly grim
even tietememe only sending one guy


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.97610 del
>>97608
meanwhile I assume the other van der Tuuk is also doing a NC right now.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.97611 del
>>97608
Imagine TUUKbros both winning.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.97612 del
>>97609
That's the front of the race Bert, not the startlist. Group has gotten a bit bigger now with Marijn VDB and BAX. Hoole Eenkhoorn getting there too. Basically everyone decent except Van Baarle


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.97613 del
>>97612
ah okay, rooting for slick rick pluimers


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.97614 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE WILCO KELDERGOD


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.97615 del
>>97610
Indeed. GOSZCZURNY and Jean-Michel are also riding. Wonder how will they look among the.. not so big boys, but seniors.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.97616 del
>>97614
Kijking.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.97617 del
>attacks 66km from the line
jesus wilco it's like you want to lose


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.97618 del
>>97617
Dopacar has unleashed an era of retarded solos


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.97619 del
>>97614
AND CROSSES THE LINE FIRST (with 6 laps to go)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.97620 del
Was listening to a podcast of hobo Thijs Zonneveld during my ride the other day, he was interviewing some guys who rode the Tour de Suisse in the shadow of Dopacar.
According to them the vibe in 80% the pedalton is now abysmal bordering on clinical suicide watch following Dopacars attack on stage one.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.97621 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.97622 del
>>97620
was it bouwman? he also squeaked really hard recently


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.97623 del
Marsman pretty strong. Whoever that is


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.97624 del
>>97622
Sam Oomen, Koen Bouwman and Fabio Jacobson. Yes they also went full on dopingue possibilities


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.97625 del
>>97624
liesslagader trio right there
bouwman was also doped that one giro so he needs to come clean first


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.97626 del
>>97625
Together with this >>97578
I think its quite possible Gianetti and the ar*b sheiks will tell Dopacar to conceal his juiced up cock for 3/4 of the Tour as to not blow up their own sport. People seem to be more and more on edge bc of his domination.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.97627 del
Keldergod
Van Bekkum
Marsman

+0:30
Bol
Johannink
Van den Broek
Huising

+1:10
Peloton with Mollema, Del Grosso, Hoole, Van Dijke slurping

Looks like a GENIUS move by Wilco


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.97628 del
>>97578
This opinion was quite popular in /cyc/ during the Sky/Ineos era. But now you have about 5 or so big budget teams it seems less necessary.
Of course if Seixas signs with UAE that would be a disaster for the sport but if even a proconti team like Q36.5 can offer him 13 mil a year it seems like he would have options.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.97629 del
That chick who won in Slovenia looked 48 to me so I checked her profile and she is 23? Strange country


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.97630 del
I Denmark a strong group featuring Alexander Kamp, Chris Juul-Jensen, Kristian Egholm, Julius "Bert" Johansen, Mathias Bregnhøj among others, has 1:30 to the peloton with 130 km to go


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.97631 del
We had a moto coverage in Silesia for 5 minutes!!!!!

But seems like HIRT has been dropped


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.97632 del
slurpage with the austrian WE


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.97633 del
>>97630
waar mads


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.97634 del
>>97633
Taking a rest day. Can't spend too much energy when he's bulking for the Tour.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.97635 del
>>97629
pls show bobnar mam


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.97636 del
>>97633
In the peloton. A small club team is chasing and the gap is 2:30 now, so looks like Trek is giving Egholm a shot for now


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.97637 del
Van Bekkum lachee. Surely Wilco can beat Marsman. Right...


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.97638 del
Gruppo Bol caught. Peloton now G2 at +1:00. A very small peloton, runners parcheggioing left and right


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.97639 del
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>>97632
pigburger a true wheelsucker


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:07 [Preview] No.97640 del
VACEK goes solo
PRIDAL follows


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.97641 del
KUBIS exploded


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.97642 del
"Peloton" is only like 10 guys.

Mollema
Del Grosso
Huising
Van Baarle
Eenkhoorn
Johannink
Frank VDB
Van Dijke
Some BEAT shitter


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.97643 del
>sadnik squirting on schweinberger


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.97644 del
>>97642
Pluimers
Van der Tuuk
Bol

That's basically it. +0:37. Oh no Wilcobros


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.97646 del
>>97644
And the only guy who I missed attaques. Teunissen


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.97647 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.97648 del
Tuning OUT of Czechoslovakian campeao, all I see is shaky static cam pointing at boomers at some holki.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.97649 del
>>97648
pathetic stream, it's unreal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.97650 del
hirt and some sl*vak jobbers. this is pretty grim for Czechs.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.97651 del
>>97642
KERCKHAERT for Beat


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:16 [Preview] No.97652 del
>>97651
And Marijn VDB. That's everyone left


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.97653 del
brits should DSQ bäckstedt for actually being Swedish.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.97654 del
KELDERGODS ww@?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.97655 del
MARSMAN LACHEE. WILGOD KELDERGOD SOLO


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:18 [Preview] No.97656 del
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Austrian lasses getting overtaken by German train


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:19 [Preview] No.97657 del
Czech NC Jonas'd
Instead of 8 laps they will run 7
They told them ont he 6th lap


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.97658 del
sadnig austrian NC femmes


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.97659 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.97660 del
>>97657
not that it matters, testa della corsa had a big gap to the frauds in the peloton.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.97661 del
to nobody's surprise SCHREIBER Marie wins the Luxembourg nc ahead of BERT on Nina


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.97662 del
Hehehe commentators worried about whether Wilco can actually cheer and talking about a Slock scenario


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.97663 del
D*tch fans of KUBIS in the czechoslovak stream chat is a peculiar sight


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.97664 del
bäckstedtwinslol


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.97665 del
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ynr when the Austrian mens race was an even bigger farce than the NC in Kazakhstan and Monaco.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.97666 del
BOUGLAS humbled in Hellas


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.97667 del
>>97664
based braphog


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:26 [Preview] No.97668 del
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we live in Jura (Suisse). French speakers can enjoy the local farmer French of the speaker if you suffer from Parisian French fatigue.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wsUmDXGKNHc [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.97669 del
Marsman, Teunissen +1:10

Gruppo Van Baarle +1:35

It's OVER. We are watching history here Berts


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.97670 del
>>97669
it would be very wilco to fuck it up somehow, like a slip somewhere


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.97671 del
and what is that jobber del grosso doing? next grug my ass


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.97672 del
last lap in Czechoslovakia
turn left for Oppeln, right for Schönberg


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.97673 del
>>97670
No he has this 100% this can never go wrong
>>97671
He said he is a bit sick. At least he did start unlike Mathieu who could have won this at 50%


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.97674 del
NOS moderator just jinxed it, he said it himself


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:31 [Preview] No.97675 del
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>he only has to do one thing: not crash
Yes commentator, this has never happened to him and this will definitely not happen


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.97676 del
>>97674
Since when do you squeak Dutch


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.97677 del
..what if he does it


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.97678 del
Fuck I'm in the train I cannot watch


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.97679 del
yeah it's over, the others look like grannies going up that road


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.97680 del
Ah and the french RR has been jonas'd I think we'll get 30 minutes of coverage


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.97681 del
>>97676
they speak Dutch and not Flemish, which helps with understanding some more words.
also marsman just a simple earthman after all.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.97682 del
>kekhard


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.97683 del
Who the hell is this Kerckhaert. Sign him now Vismoids


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.97684 del
>>97673
old grug would've went for both the itt and rr nc here


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.97685 del
>>97684
he needs to golf today


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.97686 del
156 km to go in Germany, Spitze is nothing but jobbers from what I can see and the Hauptfeld is closing in, they don't give us gaps but I think they are like 15s behind


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.97687 del
>>97683
attentionpayers have seen a few of his top 15s in 1.1 and 1.2, and put him on his team, only a few credits


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.97688 del
Keldermerckx about to add another race to his extensive palmares?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.97689 del
keldergoat winning means pogi will lose the tour


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.97690 del
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>>97687
Put him on what team


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.97691 del
>>97669
I have believed.

Polska stream down, cams overheated.
From what I see on the termometers it is a nothing burger here, 32C.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.97692 del
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turns out lotto kern-haus is sponsored by DARE and turns out that they are not affiliated with kern pharma


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.97693 del
zigart didn't defend her NC title. meanwhile the verfoolgers getting motopaced.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.97695 del
haha get fucked.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.97696 del
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Trying to bamboozle us into puck.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.97697 del
remember how pas normal tim van dyke was early this season
another suspicious dude


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.97698 del
>mfw bots don't know p*ck is old news


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.97699 del
>>97697
WADA had him chute spectacularly as punishment


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.97700 del
>>97690
did you not get access for the Velogames NC race? pathetic


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.97701 del
WILCO WILCO WILCO
THE CROWDS ARE CHANTING YOUR NAME


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.97702 del
>>97693
Well yes didn't she get demolished in that crash


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.97703 del
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his fans don't call him Wilgoat Keldermerckx for nothing


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.97704 del
>>97701
What a time to be alive. Anything can happen in cycling.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:48 [Preview] No.97705 del
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what an impressive list of victories


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.97706 del
>>97705
Just TT and GC so NEVER crossed the line first


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.97707 del
>geen gevaarlijke renner
wouldn't ride to close to him in the peleton tbh


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.97708 del
del kwabso


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.97709 del
Del Grosso parcheggio. Kerckhaert not normal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.97710 del
Baby grug also not great this year.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.97711 del
Bauke off, full on boomer champs.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.97712 del
kinda funny that bora has nobody (herzog and zwiehoff) in the GER NC. They also used to field half the Austrian NC and now it's one guy nobody's ever seen before called Hajek. EMU is skipping as well tsk


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.97713 del
real question is will kelderman kiss the sticker and the ring


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.97714 del
Baukegod for silver


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.97715 del
>>97713
He has a picture of Jonas' family too?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.97716 del
all smiles


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.97717 del
>>97715
all vismas have


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.97718 del
Do you believe in miracles? YES


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.97719 del
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historical and SOUL


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.97720 del
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>starting to really understand dutch


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.97721 del
>keldermeme wins, molleman 2nd
what year is it?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.97722 del
Lol this guy is doped is FUCK


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.97723 del
kekhard, very deserved
did a lot of work


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.97724 del
Contirenner turd.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.97725 del
symbol of hope for every middle aged person


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.97726 del
VACEK campeon


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.97727 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.97728 del
25 years old conti runner (no dopage passport)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.97729 del
pöstlberger with the stickiest of bottles


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.97730 del
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>>97725
age is just a number


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.97731 del
>>97729
I thought that dude was retired


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.97732 del
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meanwhile it's Tudor against the rest in Suisse


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.97733 del
>>97731
he is riding as privatier


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:01 [Preview] No.97734 del
how much longer I have to wait until a Sl*vak manages to cross the line?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.97735 del
>>97734
how does that work that 2 countries share the NC?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.97736 del
>>97735
the first slovak is the champ so they don't really have to look at the czechems and can wheelsuck them


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:03 [Preview] No.97737 del
>>97735
They race together but they have their own standings


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.97738 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.97739 del
while Czechs have a podium vacek-pride all-ortruba, still no Slovak has shown up.
>>97735
Baltics do it together as well.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.97740 del
>>97734
One lucky Slovak that can ride a bike gets to participate in the Czech NT every year and gets a participation trophy afterwards.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.97741 del
usually this is only seen in womens amateur racing when the field is too small so they let the few women race in the mens field


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.97742 del
>>97724
BEAT is coming for all you shits


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.97743 del
snacking going on in the Dutch studio during the interview, comical


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.97744 del
>>97742
>ynr thijs wanted to go to the tour with that team


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.97745 del
>>97687
reminder: pay attention to contiriders


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.97746 del
KUBIS campeon


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.97747 del
kubish finally showing up


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.97748 del
>>97744
I like hobo Thijs. He dreams big and talks shit


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.97749 del
polebert wasn't lying, that estonia girl is an absolute cutie


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.97750 del
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it says temperature and 40km. I won't try to decipher this gibberish.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.97751 del
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>>97748
unfortunately he can never recover from this


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.97752 del
>>97749
sauce me up chief


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.97753 del
>>97751
lmao, thats small fry compared to him suggesting its feasible we(the Dutch) construct a 1000 meter tall mountain just for sports in our pancake flat swamp.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.97754 del
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Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.97755 del
>>97750
>ekstreamlnie
are you serious
anyway, they are discontinuing the broadcast (not the race) because of the ekstreamlnie temperatures
will be back after poor camerman cools himself


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.97756 del
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one for the list of goonerburgerbert


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.97757 del
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>>97754
>sleeveless unzipped jerseys


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.97758 del
>>97754
send her to my shop


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.97759 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.97760 del
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>>97757
is this the secret sauce to win three (3) NCs? It may be so


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.97761 del
belgian NC is the most boring course imaginable
only jappe in the jersey can fix it for me


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.97762 del
>Hitec Products - Fluid Control
she can control my fluids if you know what I mean
hehehehe akakakak


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.97763 del
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what is PCS man smoking again? she finished 2nd in the Estonian NC race and 3rd overall.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.97764 del
>>97754
Whats her name?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.97765 del
>>97764
jose been


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.97766 del
>>97762
I read this as Hitler Products at first glance


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.97767 del
>>97764
https://www.instagram.com/laura.lizette.sander/
but according to my sources she didn't actually win hmm dropped


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.97768 del
>>97763
firstcycling chads win without even trying


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.97769 del
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het is warm


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.97770 del
iceskater girl in good position to win the jersey in brapschat


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.97771 del
3-man attack, perfect size for championship


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.97772 del
So BRENNER and SCHACHMANN are at the Spitze chased by Politt and others. They really don't give us gaps though, even the commentators have to try to time it themselves


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.97773 del
>>97771
Spanish NC always seems like a based race


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.97774 del
hrinkow advarics is showing the WT teams wo der bartl sein moscht holt


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.97775 del
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Jan Christen together with some conti shitter in tete


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.97776 del
tim tom just got dropped from the chase group


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.97777 del
>>97773
Based on what


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.97778 del
>>97777
ciclismo


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.97779 del
kopecky about to win after wheelsucking all day
lame


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.97780 del
Cosnefroy and gregoire piegés


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.97781 del
current live streams
Brazil:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3d9_tF6XQPo [Embed]
Baltics:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v6Nl7F20C6c [Embed]
Austria:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=P8s2rS6U29s [Embed]
Belgium (girls):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GJX3JGXbg00 [Embed]
Spain:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yjz77WEJxPA [Embed]
Poland (ekstreamlnie):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=v2JDBrNIST8 [Embed]
Switzerland:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wsUmDXGKNHc [Embed]
Britain:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5HZ1qRxJaMY [Embed]
Germany:
https://www.mdr.de/video/livestreams/mdr-plus/sport-eventlivestream-mediathek-110.html


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.97782 del
Pacher is the new GOAT. At least Wilco still has the WT record


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.97783 del
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pink bunny suit guy in this heat I salute you


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.97784 del
lotte kwabeki by sharty bosshaut


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.97785 del
shari "dopage" bossuyt wins if she doesn't get relegated


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.97786 del
>>97783
imagine the Arschwasser


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.97787 del
>>97785
Doping bitch


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.97788 del
>>97787
calm down danny


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.97789 del
bossuyt my flandrien rose


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.97790 del
really obvious that kopecky has 0 friends in the femoid peleton lol


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.97791 del
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Ausschlag Belgien


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.97792 del
>>97787
she did her time, is clean now


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:38 [Preview] No.97793 del
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patje's angels


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.97794 del
>Her last race before the ban was Paris-Roubaix Femmes in April 2023. Days later, she tested positive for Letrozole, a banned hormone, in an anti-doping control. Bossuyt has consistently denied intentional use, attributing the result to contamination.
aha


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.97795 del
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Spain to finish next. I don't see Ayuso anywhere.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.97796 del
>>97795
Tremendous Movistar fail. Nowhere to be seen in the final


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.97797 del
>>97795
a caja rural dude would be cool for the tdf


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.97798 del
>>97795
how's CARNAL doing


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.97799 del
>>97794
Same doctor and same dopage as Toon Aerts btw. Definitely innocent


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.97800 del
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cabeza de carrera


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.97801 del
>>97799
it was the same manager not doctor


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.97802 del
terrible voice but DSL’s


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.97803 del
motorpacing deluxe in Österreich


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.97804 del
>>97800
Oh no not Igor Arrieta again. Fuck UAE


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.97805 del
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>>97790
she's just like me fr


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.97806 del
CRAMPS in spain


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.97807 del
HALLER is seeeeething


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.97808 del
arrieta cramping and out


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.97809 del
>>97801
Same thing


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.97810 del
>>97809
squeak properly or don't squeak at all


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:44 [Preview] No.97811 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.97812 del
strange scenes


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:45 [Preview] No.97813 del
john boo out as well.
nicolau (no mas), berrade or camprubi will be next campeon de espana


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.97814 del
>>97813
joel is pretty fast on the line


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.97815 del
Berrade less than zero sprint ig


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.97816 del
camp ruby nuevo campeon


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.97817 del
Camprubí of all places


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:51 [Preview] No.97818 del
what a complete CRACK from nicolau


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.97819 del
Break about to be caught in Denmark. Everything back together with 30 km to go.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:54 [Preview] No.97820 del
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looks like low IQ christen was caught


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.97821 del
>>97819
mads p status?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.97822 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.97823 del
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I THINK I'm spotting Denz at the end of this bora train but according to the official startlist and pcs he's not in the race. There are 2 boras and 2 u23 boras on the startlist but I'm definitely seeing 5 boras pulling here. I have questions


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.97824 del
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31km to go in Austria
70km to go in the Baltics
184km to go in Wales
100km to go in Germany
16 laps to go in Brazil


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.97825 del
>>97824
sharty got this


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.97826 del
>>97821
just tried to attack


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.97827 del
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Roger Adria best Movistar rider


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.97828 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.97829 del
besides not knowing who she is, why is she looking so judgmental?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:03 [Preview] No.97830 del
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>>97827
what is this top 10, spanish WT riders humbled into the ground


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.97831 del
>>97827
Who won the monaco NC? They were racing together !


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.97832 del
>>97831
There ! I wonder if they had delays for him?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.97833 del
>>97831
and team PCS for the Andorran NC as well I guess


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.97834 del
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almost 13 minutes difference to the 2nd place


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.97835 del
tiz bert too poor to buy a TV2 subscription and stream the Danish NT?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.97836 del
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>>97834
>96km


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.97837 del
Explain velogames to me or how do i get into that goomling game for the Tour you all play?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.97838 del
>>97834
>halfvaxx


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.97839 del
>>97829
She was talking about her own failures lol


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:13 [Preview] No.97840 del
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consider this, Spitze will slurp at the flamme rouge, and Zoidl will win


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.97841 del
>>97750
>>97755
Retards can't event write properly.
When the stream was on the commentator, a rather well connected cycling boomer, said their cameras are not working in the 70C they are heating up to.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.97842 del
>>97781
Grazie mille por favor ineosmierda.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.97843 del
>>97837
It's a fantasy game


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.97844 del
10 km to go in Denmark, many attacks but no one gets away.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.97845 del
>>97834
surely even a conti shitter shouldn't be that far down


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.97846 del
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Meanwhile, this is not comfy, but you can still can acclimatize.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.97847 del
5-man break in Denmark, Mads P in it


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.97848 del
+5 riders


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:18 [Preview] No.97849 del
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>>97846
i-is this an internal measurement?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.97850 del
>>97847
Søjberg, Mads P, Breiner Pedersen, Wandahl among others
Asgreen chasing behind


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.97851 del
Mads burning so many matches


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.97852 del
We live in france


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.97853 del
I'm not watching any of these races. I need an executive summary on my desk by the end of the day with the winners, the kwabs, and a race analysis.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.97854 del
we live in France, 70k to go
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yjz77WEJxPA [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.97855 del
>>97837
you make an account on velogames.com and click on the tour de france button on the header when it's up (its not up yet). Once you're there you click the enter button which takes you to a long form where you name your team and pick your riders and it also has a section that says something like join a league where you enter the code in the OP and that's it you're in


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.97856 del
>>97854
I hope to find a French stream, as the Anglo stream has J.B. commenting it.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.97857 del
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>>97849
Could be.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.97858 del
>>97857
You're slightly feverish.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.97859 del
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Fleischwurst Grill Imbissstube


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.97860 del
>>97856
It's on france3 bert


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.97861 del
>>97858
>when it is colder in your very arse than in shade outside


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.97862 del
Grupo Mads P caught with 1 km to go


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.97863 del
He did it, the madman! Cort wins.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.97864 del
>>97863
so nobody will wear the Danish NC jersey in the first half of 2027?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.97865 del
g1 consists of
>tim tom
>schachmann
>politt
>brenner
>rapp
>heidemann
>dietl
I thought TTT was dropped a while ago but hey that's when I thought DENZ was not in this race so what do I know


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.97866 del
Cort wins! Foldager second I think


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.97867 del
>>97855
Thanks. But its not actual gambling with moneys?
And dont Berts have some sort of private competition?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.97868 del
>>97864
An acceptable sacrifice imo.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.97869 del
Sivakov very strong. This UAE team is going to be LIT


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.97870 del
>>97867
no real gambling and the ranking is based on the velogames score


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.97871 del
Foldager with a spring from #20 to #2. Fucker needs to learn to be just slightly better positioned.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.97872 del
And FDJ is in panick mode


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.97873 del
Team Vorarlberg absolutely MOGGING WT teams


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.97874 del
>>97871
Really, really strong this year


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.97875 del
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those Stüssi helpers pas normal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.97876 del
>>97863
Based.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.97877 del
>>97871
sprint*


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.97878 del
Austria 6km to go
Switzerland 5 laps to go
Poland 2:30 race time elapsed so far
Baltics 37km to go
UK 157km to go
Germany 75km to go
Brazil 13 laps to go
France 62km to go


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.97879 del
So 60km to go:

isidor in front
+15 sivaque, thomas pulling and pacher sucking
+ 40 sec a big group with magnier and total
+1'40 full FDJ squad riding for gregoire, also baudin and KING


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.97880 del
big shart can't even laché google


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.97881 del
>>97879
It was labrosse, now they're 4 in front


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:35 [Preview] No.97882 del
MARCO lfg


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.97883 del
dietl who nobody knows flatted so -1 for g1, thats a shame for him because assuming g1 makes it a top7 result might have put him into a higher tier team


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.97884 del
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>>97867
we play for eternal glory


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.97885 del
disaster in osterreich


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.97886 del
Miki GOGL attacks, GROSSSCHART slips.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.97887 del
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google new Austrian NC. first career victory. big shart humbled again.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.97888 del
>>97887
based, fuck UAE


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.97889 del
>>97864
He can wear it. He just won't be in world tour peloton


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.97890 del
why is mads so weak? what's the background info?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.97891 del
Always funny seeing like 50% of the field in France being fdj


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.97892 del
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I've seen enough, team Vorarlberg will win the Austria and Czech tour.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.97893 del
(1.36 MB 1280x720 top10austriamen.png)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.97894 del
>>97890
He seemed really strong today, but wanted to win it solo. He was on the front or closing gaps for like 50% of the final 10 km.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.97895 del
top kek 50 man breakaway in belgium with none of the sprinters there on a completely flat profile


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.97896 del
>>97890
ruined start of season never got into it afterwards, waiting for those humble we’re so back stage wins this vuelta


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.97897 del
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meanwhile Jan trying to ride alone in the front again


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.97898 del
>>97883
he made it back, how?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.97899 del
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UCI illegal resting forearms on handlebars


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.97900 del
>>97897
really funny if he somehow brainlets his way into bungling this as well


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.97901 del
My race should be coming up now.

Kop:
Michał Pomorski i Tobiasz Pawlak (ATT Investments), Marcin Budziński (MBH Bank), Kamil Małecki (Pinarello Q36.5 Pro Cycling Team), Patryk Goszczurny (Team Visma l Lease a Bike Development Team), Patryk Stosz i Michał Żelazowski (Voster Team), Adam Żuber (niezrzeszony), Alan Banaszek (Wibatech Lubelskie Perła Polski) i Franciszek Matuszewski (Mazowsze Serce Polski).

Kwiat and the rest now just 15 seconds behind. Kwiat tried shit but to no avail, he is just not good.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.97902 del
real rampa in France


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.97903 del
Kwiat laché


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.97904 del
>>97895
Toon is in breakaway imagine a Shari & Toon fairytale


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.97905 del
(1.52 MB 1280x720 suisse4.png)
christen has 49 seconds


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.97906 del
kek FDJ have like 30 people to burn and pacher is sucking wheels at the front


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.97907 del
>>97905
how much KM is 4 tours restants


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.97908 del
>>97905
Combien de km par tour?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.97909 del
>>97904
autismbert's gonna freak and crash his trein


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:53 [Preview] No.97910 del
>>97907
>>97908
17km is one lap


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.97911 del
ALLEZ BAUDIN


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.97912 del
>>97911
0 IQ move though


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.97913 del
>>97912
just testing


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.97914 del
>>97913
Voeckler thinks he doesn't know there is another group in front kek


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.97915 del
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lots of seething in Hauptfeld in Deutschland.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.97916 del
Louis Barré kaput


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.97917 del
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3x17km remaining in Suisse, with Christen +56 in the lead


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.97918 del
>>97917
he really thinks he is the second pogi


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.97919 del
>>97916
disastrous move for him


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.97920 del
>>97917
b-but he can do insane numbers in training!


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.97921 del
>>97916
should have gone to another team, he's dead to me...


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.97922 del
50km to go in Switzerland
eksteamlnie 20km in Poland
11km to go in the Baltics
134km to go in UK
55km to go in Germany
11 laps to go in Brazil
Sporza still on preshow for Belgium
40km to squeak in France


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:03 [Preview] No.97923 del
>>97917
better not crack on this statement


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.97924 del
>>97922
120km to go here


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.97925 del
>start switzerland NC stream
>ad for vaxxines


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.97926 del
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(919.69 KB 1280x720 dopage2.png)
suisse stream showing how to properly dope and conceal the traces in your piss before a race


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.97927 del
hilarious race situation in belgiumn no way this gets recitfied Meeus is in the golden seat


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.97928 del
chute vermeersch?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.97929 del
>>97927
he's not there I think? I only see fretin as fast man


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.97930 del
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we live again in Poland I guess


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.97931 del
Currently live stream from the situation on the moto driver's forearm.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.97932 del
Bisiaux pas normal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.97933 del
>>97929
Yeah I got Karl'd who said 'kopgroep' but it was peloton


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.97934 del
Flamme rouge soon in Baltics.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.97935 del
what are the chances of a successful 70k solo of the mouthbreather


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.97936 del
Romet PAJUR wins for Eesti.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.97937 del
(1.79 MB 1280x720 bora.png)
some borabro won the Baltic race


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.97938 del
the lithuanian tudor rider whos name I won't look up didn't even sprint for overall but just enjoyed winning the NC.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.97939 del
>>97938
shameful


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.97940 del
>>97938
mikutis?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.97941 del
>>97938
Without checking it I think there is only MIKUTIS, the NC TT champ, on Tudor.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.97942 del
(1.80 MB 1280x720 winrar.png)
(1.69 MB 1280x720 2door.png)
and I guess this guy is an NC now as well, don't ask me from what country.
please forgive me not being able to understand Finnish to understand Estonian.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.97943 del
>being afraid of Tim Torn Teutenberg
but why?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.97944 del
Ignore Polish timekeeping, the other MACIEJUK and PĘKALA have 40s on peloton.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.97945 del
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so that tiz stream being 70k to go in Belgium is accurate or way behind?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.97946 del
>>97945
69 right now


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.97947 del
fuck j. christen


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.97948 del
30km to go in Suisse, Christen +1:04 with Küng chasing behind
8km to go in Poland
115km to go in UK (attaque of Fred Wright)
36km to go in Germany
9 laps to go in Brazil
66km to go in Belgium
22km to go in France
107km to go in Dominican Republic


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.97949 del
>sLOVEnian race not geolocked
nice


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.97950 del
>>97949
link? Is rogla winning?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.97951 del
>>97945
they started very late this year because muh heatwave


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.97952 del
>>97948
to poland it is


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.97953 del
>>97949
oh nice, I can receive Slovenian tv here, but half the time it's just a still image that the current tv show is geoblocked. no indication of remaining distance though.
https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/cestna-dirka-jermakov-trenutno-na-celu-karavane/786610


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.97954 del
They're slurping in france, FDJ going to wait for gregoire last climb


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.97955 del
ah now I can see it 53km to go in Slovenia


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.97956 del
Joris DELBOVE dropping everyone kek


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.97957 del
polish commentator unzipping his pants or something


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.97958 del
>>97957
Keeps budging in his seat, younger MACIEJUK wins.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.97959 del
BAUDIN, LAPEIRA, DELBOVE, GREGOIRE, BISIEAUX, BERTHET. Winning move


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.97960 del
who are those guys even in Poland? where are the big guys?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.97961 del
Dernier tour


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.97962 del
How does Jose BEAN continue to be employed


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.97963 del
alright everyone to france stream


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.97964 del
>>97962
You know why


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.97965 del
macejuk wins


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.97966 del
>>97963
Relocating.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.97967 del
Do we have an open French stream or is it J*se only?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.97968 del
why is it ALWAYS jose been on french races


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.97970 del
(1.35 MB 1280x720 kasper.png)
who?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.97971 del
the KING is coming


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.97972 del
>>97969
Grace a Dieu!


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.97973 del
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Ah there we go


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.97974 del
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>>97970
brother of the banzai beast


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.97975 del
(838.62 KB 1280x720 christen5.png)
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J. Christen being chased by F. Christen, the ultimate betrayal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.97976 del
>>97972
You can keep it it's always on


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.97977 del
what kind of finish is it in france? downhill?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.97978 del
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Baltic results
Estonia: Romet Pajur - Redbull Bora Hansgrohe Rookies
Küüt and right arm humbled
Lithuania: Alvaras Mikutis - Tudor Pro Cycling Team
Latvia: Martins Pluto - Energus cycling team


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.97979 del
>Ironman de Nice annulé : un homme de 42 ans décède en faisant le parcours malgré l’interdiction
>Alors que l’épreuve avait été annulée par les autorités en raison de la canicule, de nombreux sportifs ont malgré tout effectué le parcours ce dimanche. L’un d’eux a été tué dans une collision avec une moto.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:44 [Preview] No.97980 del
>>97977
Rampa with 2km to go


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.97981 del
>>97977
Yes. Hard punchy climb like 2km from finish tho


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.97982 del
>>97979
Stupid prize: won.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.97983 del
last 10k in France


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.97984 del
ROGLIC in gruppo Zasledovaci upping the pace but they are too minutes behind


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.97985 del
godon dropping bidons hard


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.97986 del
G2ing


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.97987 del
>>97986
well yeah they all have teammates and king is dead


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.97988 del
Decathlon burning matches


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.97989 del
>>97987
They're all dead I'd guess


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.97990 del
hoping for baudoped


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.97991 del
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>>97990
delete


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.97992 del
How come there are no great BALDOPED riders anymore


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.97993 del
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naruto shadow clones


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.97994 del
>>97991
who are you hoping for? gregoire?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.97995 del
baudin
lapeira
delbove
berthet-labous
gregoire
bisaux


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.97996 del
>>97994
eveyone but a doped EF


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.97997 del
pas normal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.97998 del
easy for gregoire


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.97999 del
GREGOIRE
R
E
G
O
I
R
E


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.98000 del
GREGOIRE GOES SOLO


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.98001 del
IL VA TOUS DONNER


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.98002 del
Not done yet.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.98003 del
>>98002
it is very over for the rest


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.98004 del
ez gg


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.98005 del
>>98002
He's one of the best descenders in the peloton


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.98006 del
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Tricolore back in FDJ.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.98007 del
>>98003
>>98005
Yes, 15s later it was clear it is ogre.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.98008 del
cheeky smile


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.98009 del
what a clean victory


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.98010 del
(1.20 MB 1280x720 squak1.png)
(1.52 MB 1280x720 squeak2.png)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.98011 del
(23.18 KB 396x385 Squeaker Happy v2.jpg)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.98012 del
all french podium


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.98013 del
Based seixas lettin gregoire win


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.98014 del
french commentators are always so based in comparisob to what we get


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.98015 del
so that's what the berthets are good for? slaving for their team mates?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.98016 del
>>98014
Eurosport?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.98017 del
jan christen vorsprung?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.98018 del
anything else worth watching?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.98019 del
For me, it is the great wines of BERThaut-Gerbet


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.98020 del
madouas is such a corpse of a rider these days
I had such high hopes for him


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.98021 del
Jantje over 50s on the two.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.98022 del
BIG cramps for Primoz(ic)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.98023 del
>>98016
miles ahead of dutch euro


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.98024 del
Two scripted wins in Cort and Kelderman. Any more?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.98025 del
14km to go in Switzerland
89km to go in UK
15km to go in Germany
38km to go in Belgium
32km to go in Slovenia
27km to go in the Netherlands (fems)
??km to go in Portugal (none of the streams work for me right now)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.98026 del
went and grabbed some ice cream and it's a ghost town outside, 0 people anywhere nobody driving around either.
Idk what happened at the GER nc but it's 14 km to go and the front group no longer has TTT and schachmann but denz and engelhardt instead


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.98027 del
>>98024
SLOCK in belgium


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.98028 del
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squeak squeak


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.98029 del
>>98023
Yeah it's pretty good. They even got rid of the retarded journos because he was a pervert. Then he got himself killed by a bull


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.98031 del
>>98020
I thought he was going to be French Grug


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.98032 del
>>98029
>Then he got himself killed by a bull
based


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.98033 del
it's only 5km to go in Portugal


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.98034 del
zimmermann is also in the front and g2 now has KÄMNA who I haven't seen in years


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.98035 del
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extremely weird group in belgium, anyone could win


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.98036 del
Christen already celebrating, bad juju.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.98037 del
gigacancerfraudulence from Dutch women at the NC, letting Wiebes get back for free with 4 of Visma in the leading group


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.98038 del
I don't think Zasledovalci gonna make it


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.98039 del
>>98037
a win for wiebes is a win for the entire peleton


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.98040 del
>>98037
stream?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.98041 del
lennergy tank empty


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.98043 del
>>98035
Nys is solid in this field


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.98044 del
denz
politt
zimmermann
fighting it out in Germany


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.98045 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.98046 del
happenings in Germany, spitze is now DENZ, POLITT and ZIMMERMANN 8km to go


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.98047 del
CHRISTEN won just barely


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.98048 del
and JASCH


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.98049 del
>>98043
van gestel with a fabio leadout could do it, but I don't think they'll sprint


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.98050 del
MORGADO campeon


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.98051 del
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Jan Christen double NC
2. V. Darbellay
3. M. Zumstein
4. M. Hirschi


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.98052 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.98053 del
>>98046
stream shit the bed


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.98054 del
5km to go in Germany
76km to go in Britain
25km to go in Belgium
21km to go in Slovenia
27km to go in Netherlands (femmes)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.98055 del
>>98054
correction, that's 17km in the Netherlands


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.98056 del
Zasledovalci lost two (two) minutes in one lap


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.98057 del
rickaert win would be nice


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.98058 del
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a sprint in Deutschland


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.98059 del
>>98058
georg has got this


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.98060 del
Engelhardt wins


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.98061 del
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engelhardt new German NC


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.98062 del
>>98060
i remember him being psyopped


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:26 [Preview] No.98063 del
(1.27 MB 1280x720 top 10 suisse.png)
(1.11 MB 1312x816 politt.png)
top 10 Suisse


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.98064 del
gianni vermeersch is such an asshole to ride against lmao


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.98065 del
trio des rouleurs


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.98066 del
Do we have a stream for Belgia.
The previous one has the picture but I am hearing Portuguese.
Now it started to mix the Dutch sound in.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.98067 del
>>98035
Hehe, I have told meself "Rickaert would be nice" and here we are.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.98068 del
How do you say washed in slOVENian?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.98069 del
KOMAAN RUNE


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.98070 del
>>98068
Roglic


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.98071 del
(168.01 KB 1440x1440 1689352455649374.jpg)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.98072 del
Rune.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.98073 del
RUNED


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.98074 del
Herregodtsgod


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.98075 del
rune platebody wins


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.98076 del
Fuck UAE btw


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:50 [Preview] No.98077 del
Rickaert incredible kwak.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.98078 del
cute girlfriend


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:53 [Preview] No.98079 del
nickname the doc


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.98080 del
come to quick step rune


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.98081 del
Lol Karl thinks he should go to the Tour. Alright that's it for me


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.98082 del
....roglicbros.....
..it's time to let go....


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.98083 del
>>98081
karl also thought that 25 year old hugging was his dad


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.98084 del
>>98082
is he actually losing?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.98085 del
>>98084
oh wow he lost with 6 fucking minutes
and you just know some team will pick him up for next year


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.98086 del
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so how good is his Slovenian?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:12 [Preview] No.98087 del
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Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.98088 del
Clobenia.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:13 [Preview] No.98089 del
>>98086
wait wasn't this guy still russian earlier this season


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:14 [Preview] No.98090 del
neither Vas nor Valter are kerékpározás NC of Hungry


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.98091 del
>>98089
yea kek and now he's slovenian nc what a twist


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.98092 del
NCs are done now it's time for ... urban downhill mtb through the streets of genoa, italy?
https://www.youtube.com/live/IsHd06_IPLI?si=c4IJo76DtvURtFZb


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:20 [Preview] No.98093 del
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>>98092
>NCs are done now it's time for
not so fast. Brits are riding it out who gets to wear the Dutch flag jersey
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5HZ1qRxJaMY [Embed]
and Brazil race is in the last lap
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3d9_tF6XQPo [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.98094 del
>Hockey Pro League: Nederland - België (vrouwen)
>Deze livestream is niet beschikbaar in jouw land
sad, they better be all ugly and I'm not missing out then.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:22 [Preview] No.98095 del
feelsbadman for Riekart cycling is cruel


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.98096 del
>>98093
lol at the british commentator hyping up that jobber ben wiggins


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.98097 del
Slovakia, Czech'em, Svitzera, Squeakia, Portugal, Italy is where favourite won
Belgium, Slovenia, Netherlands, Danemarka, Spain, Greece, Laos, Hungary, Polska, Allemagne got a surprise winner


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:27 [Preview] No.98098 del
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(1.35 MB 1280x720 brazil.png)
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joao wins in Brazil


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.98099 del
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I guess quickstep future GC superstar Henrique Bravo didn't race the NC


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.98100 del
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valter very fraudulent


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:35 [Preview] No.98101 del
>>98100
heh, my boy Pelikan, just needs more time


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:38 [Preview] No.98102 del
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fred the roglic slayer and some next gen rider gone


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:42 [Preview] No.98103 del
rowe, asskey, connor avec zwift caught them again.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:44 [Preview] No.98104 del
>DNF Gaudu David
heh, did he do any noticeable work for the team today before calling it quits?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.98105 del
>>98104
Of course not.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.98106 del
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WE LIVE IN GUATEMALA


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.98107 del
5th vuelta out of 7
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lVr8Xcb8ark [Embed]


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.98108 del
why isn't brennoid riding?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.98109 del
>>98104
allergies


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.98110 del
>>98109
allergic to training
many such cases


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.98111 del
brits are scheming and wheelsucking like sudacas


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.98112 del
>>98111
those 2 at the back are just riding for the U23 which is lame as fuck


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.98113 del
Guess Alfred Brockwell is the guy today.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.98114 del
>>98113
barely thanks to his knucklehead riding


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.98115 del
might is wright


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.98116 del
Ok, now that the dust has settled I am ready for VELOGAME.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.98117 del
>>98116
17 teams to be fully announced, won't happen today


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.98118 del
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Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.98119 del
>>98117
why is everyone waiting so long, EF will announce their team after the TDF started at this rate


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.98120 del
>>98118
brennan is a massive fraud to be honest, how did they ruin that guy in 4 months


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.98121 del
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anyone ever watched one of these? why do they have these weird time gaps when it's almost a team training day


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.98122 del
Some prime riding weather this week


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.98123 del
>>98121
I guess every other Uno-X rider just chills to the finish once they have decided who gets the win


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 18:46 [Preview] No.98124 del
>30 degree in the bedroom
A warm welcome back


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.98125 del
>>98124
I peaked at 33.5, my red blood cells are pulsing


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.98126 del
>>98124
>>98125
gains through the roof


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.98127 del
>>98125
my rape fan showed 34 in me north room
but now there seems to be a little wind thru me home (apparently it's called draft in english, curious)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.98128 del
>>98127
I mean 33.5 at night where I sleep


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.98129 del
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>>98127
How do you say przeciąg in Czech?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.98130 del
I wonder which of our most esteemed Berts has the heaviest accent


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.98131 del
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let the psyops begin
>websites too lazy to change their rating since onley dns


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:36 [Preview] No.98132 del
>>98122
A bit late to the party but I feel like Montpellierbért will have heatposting content through the week.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.98133 del
Fuck it, going for the vinho verde with ice.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.98134 del
>>98129
pruvan
>>98128
i meant the same


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.98135 del
>>98134
Eh, not funi, serious even.
Hoped for some preletnicek or something.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.98136 del
>>98135
well it's průvan with the funny little ů


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.98137 del
>>98131
pogi 5 stars, vingegaard 3, seixas 2, rest 0 stars


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 19:58 [Preview] No.98138 del
no ciccone in the tour


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.98139 del
>>98137
anti lipowitz propaganda


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.98140 del
reminder that seixas nearly cracked from fatigue in a 6-stage race
thinking he can get through a grand tour while trying to keep up with the contenders is bold


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.98141 del
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Why are there so many good Australian riders when nobody in Australia gives a shit about ciclismo?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.98142 del
>>98141
i mean, theyre not that good


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.98143 del
>>98140
seixas will try to follow and blow up somewhere probably
the lipodiesel will get 3rd by riding the buchmann way


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.98144 del
>>98141
apparently there is a sizable road racing scene in australia


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.98145 del
>>98141
they have a good crit scene I think


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:12 [Preview] No.98146 del
>click on barbados nc by mistake
>there's a vanderpool on 2nd place


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.98147 del
>>98146
I miss Nils van der poel


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.98148 del
>>97828
so this was a fucking lie


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.98149 del
only 2 anicolor riders did the Portuguese NC and both did DNF. but then only 5 riders at Anicolor are Portuguese, the rest are mercenaries


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.98150 del
>>98136
How is ů different from u?
I have your r with a birdie down, like our rz but with a short, ghost r accented at the start.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.98151 del
(89.45 KB 828x552 e18ce.jpeg)
(191.45 KB 1264x711 squeak.jpg)


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.98152 del
>>98141
Cycling is fairly big in Australia cease your nonsense


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.98153 del
>>98152
there races are always before our season and then at the end of the year
between then I think a lot of them ride in Chyna and the likes


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.98154 del
>>98151
belgian flowers


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.98155 del
>>98154
not that much better where you are


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:03 [Preview] No.98156 del
>hmm, maybe I'll make some caramelized onions for my burgers for lunch
>Start cooking onions at 1130a
>It's now 5p and onions are still cooking
Hmmm


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.98157 del
>>98154
one of those flowers did evolve from a Czech seed.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:08 [Preview] No.98158 del
How doped was 2025 Brennan on a scale of Landis to Ricco?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.98159 del
>>98155
Bro this is not even a competition.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:09 [Preview] No.98160 del
>>98156
>It's now 5p and onions are still cooking
ogre are like onions and besides, I just put them unpeeled in the airfrier.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.98161 del
>>98160
>Unpeeled in the air fryer
For what purpose


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.98162 del
>>98161
to eat them, I like baked onions. unpeeled they remain juicy.


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.98163 del
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>>98162
Six hours ago this was a pile of spring onions that couldn't fit in the pot


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.98164 del
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>>98163
yes, but where are the burgers?


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:28 [Preview] No.98165 del


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:52 [Preview] No.98166 del
test 1


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:53 [Preview] No.98167 del
test 2


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 21:55 [Preview] No.98168 del
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first metric century in a while, estimated FTP up another 4 watts


Bert 06/28/2026 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.98169 del
Some bitch almost got that impossible Kratochvilova WR today. Athletics is a fucking joke


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.98170 del
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>>98169
>rigorous training and high doses of vitamin B12


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 02:58 [Preview] No.98171 del


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.98172 del
>>98168
solid ride!

couldn't be arsed today for another 5am ride, I'm tired boss


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.98173 del
A 30 year old died and a 71 year old is missing on some bike series stage in Polska.
There should be way more of these events, so retards can get filtered, like these morons in Nice who were so amped they couldn't accept Ironman is cancelled, went on with it anyways and got killed in traffic.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.98174 del
>>98173
>these morons in Nice who were so amped they couldn't accept Ironman is cancelled, went on with it anyways and got killed in traffic
wait, what happened?


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.98175 del
>>98174
Only qutoing Bért's post about this guy (singular) >>97979


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.98176 del
>>98173
To be fair the dude in nice got killed by a motorbike in the wrong lane. Not exactly his fault


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.98177 del


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 07:26 [Preview] No.98178 del
>>98176
Regular occurrence these days, every week I dodge some 40km/h e-bike going the wrong way because they don't want to cross the road at whatever turn they need to take.


Bert 06/29/2026 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.98179 del



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