Boobs

I wanna go outside

>>36102
can you not go outside during the lockdown even if alone?

>>36103
Nope, the cops are outside enshuring everybody stays inside unless necesary ;_;

>>36106
I went outside today. A police helicopter did a low fly by, looked like it was taking pictures. Such is life in a police state.

Are you stuck in a city?

>>36108
>Are you stuck in a city?
This is the worse of all, I don't even live in a city. it's a town of arround 15000 people

I want to plant trees on people's yards but I don't think they'd like that.

>>36110
Throw some seed instead. If place the seeds in clay earth balls first, it will increase their germination chance.

>>36110
>>36110
Plant some pots in and outside your home instead.

Sunflowers grow really big, but need a lot of space. Try that first

>>36134
Not a bad idea. It bears snacks too.

>>36119
Saplings sprout on most folks' lawns. The problem isn't there not being trees, it's that everyone mows them down before they have time to grow.

>>36139
Why not public spaces then like roundabouts?

>>36140
I'll probably get around to that. I'm considering doing that on my uni campus.

>>36119
>>36142
Guerilla-gardening.

Reminds me. Ages ago was a cooking show on the telly. Guerilla-grill was the title. They cooked on (usually) gas stoves at unusual places (liek in the lift, at tourist attractions, and communal areas and such).

Today I had business at night in the city so I had McDonalds for tea on the way home. It was a depressing experience, I went in and everything was soulless and empty. I had to order on a touchscreen, no interaction with a human at all. The store was empty but for me and a few Indians waiting near me, I soon realised they were Uber Eat drivers. It felt like I was not meant to be there, like no customer was, like it was a factory and everybody there was in someway involved in the manufacturing or distribution of goods and I was an interloper. It was a dystopian experience.

>>36144
Industrialism 101

>>36144
the future you chose/10

>>36144
The industrial revolution and its so on and so forth

>>36106
>>36109
That's just tyrannical.

I use sharp/shaving sharp knives almost every day, still manage to slice my fingers open again and again. I'm getting tired of this bs.
Maybe I think, daydream a lot, or I dunno I should only use butte knives or something.

>>36400
Always cut away from your fingers. I very occasionally trim my finger nail though. Scary stuff.

>>36402
That's a good advice for beginners who can't judge the direction and the needed power of their cuts yet. Not cutting is my problem. I cut carrots and some slices stuck onto the blade, so I cleared them off with my index finger, and then I draw it on the edge somehow.
Once I cut into my nail, again when slicing some veggies, I'm doing it like chefs and I think I held the blade just a little bit leaned to the inside and not vertical. Ouch.
This one now didn't hurt just felt that sackshrinking sensation as the blade rips the flesh apart as if it would make a zzzzzzzzz noise, not audible but inside the matter. To be honest when I cut up a piece of meat, like a chicken breast fillet, as I hold it in my hand and pulling it a little I feel it similarly, but it's a kind of a satisfying sensation, knowing the knife is sharp as it should be, and I'm doing a good job with it, and - ofc - I'm gonna eat, this makes it whole different.
Now that I'm thinking when I whittle a piece of wood again, the "vibration" can be felt in that too.

May the first be with you, Bernd!

>>36411
Bernds of the world unite to force the Bernd lifestyle upon society.

Allergies are killing me.

Someone on IRC, with the nick "Bernd_" was asking for help, and if there were Finns around.
Sounds familiar to anyone?

>>36563
>Sounds familiar to anyone?

Nope. And what kind of nickname is just "_bernd" though? Who would choose that? Sounds suspicious tbh

>>36422
taek medicine

I just saw a nigger at the supermarket

>>36663
>saw
I would use an axe, but whatever floats your boat.

An interesting theme I keep coming across regarding pre Modern Japan is the extreme difference in sexualisation between the upper class and the rest. For example a Portuguese person said that the Japanese didn't care what their daughters got up to and where they went and then there is the ancient custom of Yobai where peasants would sneak into each other's houses and do rude things(it varied by region but it could involve or exclude married people, unmarried people and people from other villages), yet a contemporary of the Portuguese traveller writes in the Hagakure(a codification of how samurai should behave) that daughters should be kept at home, never let out and not be allowed to ever interact with men, it also mentions a samurai who was walking in town and needed to use the toilet so entered a random house and asked to use their's, a woman who was home alone at the time let him and later both would be executed because of it on the grounds that he had undressed in a house alone with a woman(to use the toilet) and she had let him.

>>36815
>do rude things

*do rude things at night

>>36815
The world is a huge toilet. He should have use that.
Something always needed to separate the noble from the common. Aristocracy means the rule of the "excellent", those who are better for reasons. This separation could manifest in superior morality, or at least the appearance of such (as Machiavelli wrote the prince at least has to look like a moral person - in case if he is not).
Ofc in this case the Portuguese traveller's interprets the customs for us, and who knows how was it in reality. Maybe he was aware the case of the samurai, and he wanted an explanation for that, and rationalized that the pleb had to have immoral behaviour (but in reality he wasn't a witness of the acts of the peasants, he just made that up).

Would this be the new blogpost thred or should I post in the other one? Please let me know bernds

>>36870
On one hand the OP image is fucked in that thread. On the other there are some nice stuff was gathered there. Renovating and old stone house and shit.

>>36815
>later both would be executed
damn thats hardcore

I hit a wall when driving into a parking lot. I have 8 years of driving experience on paper, but this is the first car I own. I got it virtually for free and it's a car to be thrashed as I learn to drive properly. But the experience of fucking up in front of a bunch of strangers is bad, I won't be touching the wheel for a week.

>>37052

>But the experience of fucking up in front of a bunch of strangers is bad

Actual difference between beginner and experienced driver is that experienced driver doesn't care when he fucks up in front of strangers.

>>37052
>>37055
>fucking up in front of a bunch of strangers
>experienced driver doesn't care when he fucks up in front of strangers.
It's a good advice for life in general to get comfortable fucking up in front of others, doesn't matter who they are. Life is a series of blunders, that's how we learn everything and life itself.
When I learnt how to write when I was little I had to "draw" letters in long lines, one character uglier and misshaped than the other until they got their regular form and the drawing turned to writing.
We also have to learn making mistakes publicly and live up to them. It also takes practice to just shake it off and try again, try better. But can be done. You have to keep in mind that people's opinion can't harm you, if they think you are stupid or you are "two left handed" can only influence you if you let it influence you. And if you fuck up but they see you stand up and make it right that will build respect instead.
Those lessons what hurts us the most are the lessons we learn the most from. Public mistakes are a good example of that.
Also a writing example. All of my literature/grammer teacher taught me, that if I make a mistake (we were forced to write with a pen instead of a pencil quite early), I fuck up a letter, word, I shouldn't scratch it out, but put them into parentheses and cross them with a single line. It would be a natural reaction to scratch them, hide them in a large layer of ink, noone to see it, not the teacher, nor you, but that's pretty dumb, because it would erase a reminder of your weakness, what you should practice, and what level of skill were you on.
Getting practiced in fucking up in front of others also give confidence. Oftentimes the fear of failing leads to failure.
One of my teachers enjoyed humiliating students in front of the class for their mistakes. Many of my classmates got caught by fear and couldn't answer simple questions, where the solution was straightforward because they couldn't believe the answer could be so simple and they not trusting themselves, fearing they will be punished, they hesitated and then got humiliated...
So, our new friend, go out and drive.

Odili solved my problem, it's just I can't connect with .org or .net. I can use endhcan.gg/kc to browse this lair now.

Anyway my countryball is back, no need to use tor for now.

>>37101
Good. At least something works.

>>37101
Welcome back bernd.

You were missed tbh

sippin on some apple juice

I remember Grazhdanskaya Oborona being represented in my life by filthy punks who seemed to like the band's raw energy, old guys, whose prime happened during the Perestroika and hipsters who mentally masturbated their ironic feelings with otherworldly lyrics. So the band has always been a meme to me and a lot of people around me.

Recently I gave it a genuine try and holy shit, this is easily the best poetry about the looming Russian doom. The lyrics are downright scary sometimes and the images are very exact despite (or perhaps thanks to) unconventional language use. They describe my worst feelings of sadness, fear and fatality about Russia and it's just what I was looking for for the last several years.

>>37056
>>37055
True words, after all, making mistakes is a part of the learning process. It's a common truth and everybody has heard about it, but the problem with such common truths is that they're easy to understand intellectually, though to really internalize it you'll have to live through it. Too much life theory, too little life practice.

>>37142
You have to put yourself into "harm's way" so to speak.

It really sucks ass discussing things on the internet, not because the topics are boring but because debating/talking is at best mediocre when you cant talk nor see the person. Internet really is a brilliant tool for control because memes spread like wildfire because its so anti human. I wonder how much autism computers and internet has caused

>>37628
Yep. Since people can talk to anyone they can't even see or hear, they're distancing themselves from their actual friends and family.

>>37628
It can have advantages too, I guess it depends on the person you are talking with. Some people will just ignore any facts you tell them in real life where as it's harder to do that online because one can physically post the evidence.

>>37628
Its not that different from exchanging words through letters, posturing is only problematic when people use instant online exchange, with slower discussions all attemps of this sort can be easily neutralised.

>>37631
Letters are more akin to e-mails. Online forums are supposed to be virtual FORUMS, like the Roman forums, where people meet to directly talk to each other.

>>37632
The name or etymology may indicate how the place wants to be perceived outside or inside (like DPRK) but can be misleading.
Forum/agora exchanges are public, sure, but instant, unlike imageboards like endchan or mailing lists.
This determines the nature and lenght of the content. Im prettt sure you would get different average lenght of a post if you were to compare ernst, kohl and endchan.

>>37629
Its sad really.

>>37630
>It can have advantages too
Perhaps a bernd gain a bit more knowledge but he is also isolating himself.
>>37630
>Some people will just ignore any facts you tell them
And that doesnt happens in forums and chans?
>>37631
>Its not that different from exchanging words through letters
Its very different since his usually quick responses and most people have a very short attention span and low gratification. endchan kc doesnt have a large userbase so it doesnt go that fast but thats not the norm

>>37637
An even bigger problem is the fact that people usually don't even know their own neighbours. Everybody's constantly moving out to some shitty commieblock (or more accurately, soziblock) and abandoning their earlier friends so they can pursue a "career", i.e. do the dirty work of the industrialists and jews, and get paid in wages, before going home and jacking off. This is literally the average lifestyle of an industrial man, they all leave their own homes and waste themselves in commieblocks where they can't grow anything or do anything themselves, and rely on certain elites that don't even care about them to even survive in those conditions.

>>37644
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OfxRs8Pyizs [Embed]

jacques ellul was a big time shill though, but his books are still fun to read

having a morning coffee and a snus. cant complain. summer mornings are special

>>37695
I remember opening a coffee place I was working at during summer break. After everything is ready I would make myself a cup of coffee and sit outside having a cig, watching student grills passing by for university and just having a vanilla mood.

Now I prefer to smoke a bowl and go for a swim in the sea, summer morning high is truly magical.

>>37710
>smoke a bowl
Y'all mudafacas need radish.

>>36108
Lucky for me, I live on a ~500 acre farm with a river and woods behind it, which is public.

>>37710
cannabis is very estrogenic

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F9u1IJ005nw [Embed]

Might interest some people. Think about microwaves/radiowaves whilst you are listening to it.

I have been waiting several weeks for a cheap used eReader to be up for sale. I have finally found one, with more features than I was looking for. It arrived today and as soon as I turn it on, I realize that the screen broke during shipping. I now have to return it to the seller and get a refund. I will have to eat the cost of shipping and sales tax. I have never been so disappointed in a long time. I really wish this didn't happen. Also an expensive keyboard that I bought 3 years ago broke. I have never had a keyboard break on me, and the one that did just happened to be the one that I spent $170 on. Finally, I hate how kohlchan now requires that I enable web assembly on my browser and run a crypto miner for an hour in order to be able to post. I'm never going to post there again until they get rid of that. They claim they put the miner in there because some tor user was spamming black dicks, but there is a Finnish poster that spends all day uploading pictures of black dicks on pictures of people's faces.

>>38034
>eReader
>screen broke during shipping
For my first e-book reader they didn't send the usb cable, I had to write to send it and told them I won't pay the shipping. They sent it as letter not a packet.
When I looked for the second, I picked one, but it turned out the shops here don't include every accessory what supposed to be included according to the manufacturer. I bought another one from somewhere else.
>spending $170
>on a keyboard
Does well, did it type by itself?
I paid $15 for the most expensive keyboard I've ever owned. I'm using it now. I'm satisfied by the typing experience it offers.

>>38063
It was an ergonomic split keyboard. Specialty keyboards like that cost a lot of money. I'm hoping to get a new job soon so I can buy a new split keyboard. The new job though will be slavery tier, with me working over 11 hours a day.

>>38034
>I now have to return it to the seller and get a refund. I will have to eat the cost of shipping and sales tax
The company is giving me a full refund and is covering the cost of me shipping it back. The faggot seller shouldv'e spent the few cents to put on some god damn bubble wrap inside an actual carboard box.

I am watching this video

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rtl7Zt_SU68 [Embed]

Bernd surely noticed an upsurge in Tor traffic on our little board. Most if not all of it is a well known pedophile from 9chan/b (and from Kohl). Each and every Bernd can decide about his interactions with him. For the case he becomes inconvenient: I advise just ignoring his posts altogether if it comes to that.

I have fever.
Hopefully it's just food poisoning which I get every now and then but if it wont go away until tomorrow I'll have to visit a dogtor. Place bets if it's korona or not.

>>38132
>KOB

wow r u retarded?
im not following Qtard thing but its basically russian Qtard equivalent

you can't be more psyop than this

if dubs poland gets AIDS and dies

wish I lived 2000 years ago

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mEfq--HJ7vo [Embed]

>>38955
Check your email.

>>39106
I got you covered fam.

>>39106
Oops, I probably confused people a bit. Sorry, I forgot about my proxy.

>>39107
A marvellous vessel, truly the master of the Danube.

>>39108
She is.

>>39106
Is it known how often Google takes new pictures and when was the last occasion?

>>39106
>Hungarian poster why don't you show us some images of a vessel from your na-
oh no he didnt

>>39110
Not sure, it says mapdata c 2020 but I'm not sure if that means it was taken then.

>>39115
Are they actually operated by a dedicated Navy or they just vessels the army usese. It seems kind of like a waste of effort to have another branch with all the things that go along with that for just a few river craft.

>>39116
MH1. HTHE is a regiment within the Defence Forces and within that part of the ground forces. The regiment has maybe a squadron sized sub-unit with these ships. This isn't the regiment's main area but explosives generally, with some sarcasm I could call it a glorified bomb-squad.
They are called if someone fishes out an unexploded WWII bomb or a shell from the Danube. Otherwise their boats are present the August 20 fireworks held on a bridge of the Danube. This two are the regular job of the riverine force I believe, I dunno what they do for NATO.

father&mother: knows every relative, knows when will their nieces cousin's son will get married

me: don't know who lives on the next door

does anyone else knows this feel?

>>39135
Yes, you are an introvert on a tribal land.

>>39135
>>39136
I used to be like that; but I'm an extrovert now.

>>39137
Did you eat raw relatives?

>>39138
No, but I know of what they eat and what they don't. Eating relatives is of course taboo.

chay

>>39135
I wish, I have a small family and I live with them. My dream in life is to move out and never hear from them again so I never have to hear about the scum lives they live.

Actually probably not that small but small in Turk terms.

>>39142
most Turks have just 2-3 children.

>>39135
Every responsible swede avoids their neighbors

As it should be

Forgot that this chan had a dedicated KC board....

>>39333
What made you remember?

>>39147
Corona is a Swedish conspiracy to get rid of the foreign elements.

Today it occured me that almost all pagan religions were syncretic as fuck. 'The only true religion/god' concept is was totally allient to them, even the sol invinctus cult didn't refuse other gods, it was just kind of mandatory to honor it.

Not to mention they changed over time and mixed with other beliefs.

So today, if you are a neo-pagan(not one of the still surviving ones) and your pantheon does not has god of industrial might, patron god of patreon, subscribers and followers then you're not a pagan, you're pretty much larping.

>>39358
They were more like belief systems, without established church and scripture, while they had holy men, I'm not sure we could call them actual priests. They didn't have strict dogmas and tenets so as they passed their knowledge from generation to generation it changed. What they believed was also shaped constantly by their experiences and how you wrote it the contacts with other faiths.

>>39334
God of anonymity and proxies
God of lineage and genetics
God of 2D and reality rejection
God of influence, likes, and retweets, patron of e-thots
God of universal expansion
Future god of cosmological Degenerate Era
The supreme panopticon

I should buy a goat

>>39429
You want goat milk? Or you wanna absolutely make sure to kill all the vegetation in your garden?
Good choice btw, you can use it as a pack animal as well.

If I get land I want to get Shetland ponies at some point or maybe some exotic goat. Something that's easy to look after but you can sell their offspring for a bit and they can mow the grass. Horse require too much work, maybe I could get cows. If you are not milking them they don't actually require much work but I would only be able to have a few, oh yeah, then you have to either have a bull which is a pain in the ar*se or you have to hire a bull which is also a pain, so maybe not.

>>39431
milk and lawnmover sounds awesum

>>39432
what about donkey

>>39436
Maybe, or some kind of old Mongolian horse/pony or a Chinese horse, I know there cavalry certainly didn't look after them. I tried to find pictures of them but I couldn't, shame. I have a whole book of photos of Warlord era Chinese armies yet basically none of it can be found online.

I've always wanted to try horse meat.

>>39437
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hucul_pony

>>39443
I ate horse sausage. It's good.

Read some of Pierre-Joseph Proudhon today. The man has quite some intriguing ideas with his mutualist school of thought.

Kinda sucks how people misinterpret his "property is theft" statement though by leaving out the full context.

>>39451
>He was the first person to declare himself an anarchist,[5][6] using that term, and is widely regarded as one of the ideology's most influential theorists. Proudhon is even considered by many to be the "father of anarchism"

Didn't the Greeks invent that first?

>>39451
Proudhon is on my list liek almost two decades now. Very big pro on his side is that he sees the question of equality from a different angle than Marx.

>>39456
Anarchism is a modern concept, no? One could find patterns of modern political philosophy in the past ages, but would be anachronistic to categorize them along modern ideas.

>>39457
>Anarchism is a modern concept, no?
Well

Greeks were always revolting against something. Ancient Greece was a mess though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchism_in_Greece

Actually, Socrates was technically the first to do it. It resurged during the Ottoman era for obvious reasons.

>>39461
My reasoning goes liek this:
Some are quick to call Jesus a communist, but the term just doesn't make sense in his era. It's anachronistic.
I think it's the same with the ancient Greeks.

>>39462
Well, that's one way to put it.

Doesnt anarchism just means no rule from greek

>>39461
>>39462
While not specifically anarchism, the idea of communities without states isn't new. So the anarchist label and political ethos is modern, but as a descriptor it could be valid.
Meanwhile communism is too specific of a term to apply, especially with the idea of the progression for modes of production, which places itself firmly in the future.
It just gets slapped unto anything that had a planned economy, or supported welfare, even if it predates modern industry. Similar to the Jesus example, I've heard the of the Tawantinsuyu being called communistic despite having been an openly hierarchical state.

>>39462
>Some are quick to call Jesus a communist
I think it's done entirely to get religious people to support certain political ideas or at least silence the critique from them.

>>39471
But communism is atheistic.

Wasn't the goal of the communist manifesto to disband the state?

>>39471
I only heard this from edgy people.

>>39474
>But communism is atheistic.
It is. Inherently materialist.

>Wasn't the goal of the communist manifesto to disband the state?
I'm not sure now what is the final form of communism. I know socialism had to be built until we would have arrived to communism at one point.

>>39469
The Al Obaid/Ubaid culture (the Mesopotamian culture before the Sumers) or the one before them had a largely egalitarian society, for 1500 years.

>>39475
Communism (from Latin communis, 'common, universal')[1][2] is a philosophical, social, political, economic ideology and movement whose ultimate goal is the establishment of a communist society, namely a socioeconomic order structured upon the ideas of common ownership of the means of production and the absence of social classes, money[3][4] and the state.[5][6]

>>39474
>But communism is atheistic.
Problems weren't. This kind of people will say a lot to get endorsement for their ideas. Or just to silence the opposition.

>I only heard this from edgy people.
Ok. I have a similar example but without Jesus. Few years ago L*BT "people" made some kind of protest in front of presidential palace. They had banners with quotes from catholic cathechism that said "Homosexuals must be accepted with respect, compassion, and sensitivity. Every sign of unjust discrimination in their regard should be avoided." What their banner didn't include was literally the previous sentence that called homosexual acts "disordered" or previous paragraph that said "homosexual acts should never be accepted".
It was basically impossible for those activist to not notice that when they were looking for a quote, so we can only assume bad faith and hoping that people will not look up the source.

Also it's not like communists or leftists are the only ones that do this kind of things. The fart-right NZ shooter in his manifesto included a part adressed to christians that basically quoted Pope Urban's call for a crusade. I hear this kind of things from less radical people too, from entirety of political spectrum. There's a special place in hell for people who are against EU t. Donald Tusk.

>>39486
Well, it's taking things out of context and using it as a faulty argument. I do agree not just communists or leftists do this. Even that Jesus example I heard it from people I can't really call either, it's just some snippet of an idea that sounds one step deeper than the norm:
>If you really think about it, Jesus basically was a communist
<Wow so deeeep
But if they really thought about it they would realize it's a load of bs.
You might take it a bit at heart.

Back then ideas like the Franciscan's had were considered dangerous. Some were labeled as heretic and were repressed hard.

>>39486
>There's a special place in hell for people who are against EU t. Donald Tusk.
Giggled.

>>39488
Its most annoying when people unbound by any clear rules dictate religious people what their religion should really be about.
Not sure what people want to achieve with their GOTCHYA moments.

>>39536
>Not sure what people want to achieve with their GOTCHYA moments.
Polishing their egos, gain some sense of control over others, coming over their insecurities, getting back to someone through another person (so they don't really have their revenge, just project it to others). And for other possible reasons.

Are you the Brit with the stone house? If yes welcome back and... How is it going?

>>39537
Unfortunately im a pole. For some reason it shows me as foreign balls.

>>39135
>me: don't know who lives on the next door

>does anyone else knows this feel?

I think that's the usual for some people nowadays. Depends really

Tsar, Czar, Ceasar, Khazar, Khan, Kuhn, Kurgan, Kagan, Cohen, Con, Cain, etc = Priest or King. The con men.

>>39583
Khazar is a name of a folk, not a rank.
Kurgans are the hills steppe people erected over graves. Do not confuse with other hills Indo-Euroes (Celts or Greeks for example) erected for tombs, those were catacombs basically.

>>39642
I assume Swebernd wanted to refer the modern Jews' Khazar origin. Well Ashkenazim at least.

>>39642
What if julius ceasar was part of the tribe?

Sipping on some coffee and having a snus

>>39679
Present your findings.

>>39679
Really srs discussions right now


But I don't think so. If it was because they way he looked, well that's how lots Italians look like actuallys

All I know is that he was from a very wealthy family, which made getting everything he wanted much more easier than the regular guy, both militarily and politically

>>39642
Forgot to add that Turkish Sultans also adopted the "Caesar" moniker for themselves when they ruled.

Yes, he was that popular

black lives matter is satanism

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KCqZj4FADkU [Embed]

>>39727
As a follower of Lucifer Our Lord, I'm deeply offended by being associated with them.

>>39728
Bernds are not satanists. Stop this now.

>>39728
This is so lame

Have you guys heard about these two countries? Brighton must be a Sub-Saharan African, Southampton probably is somewhere around Morocco.