I WARNED YOU. DON'T TELL ME I DIDN'T WARN YOU

This audio is sitting in my head rent free today.
Also good morning nekos :3
>>1866
Oh well, maybe next time I won't be lazy and actually bake.

I'm gonna take the L for yesterday, I didn't realise cuckchan GIGALOCKS your threads at bumplimits, since no other imageboard does that.

Streaming the game neko suggested TODAY at midday, it's called midday because the game is mid.

MID DAY = GMT, so convert it to your own timezones.

I love starting every day by switching between endchans and VPNs until one combo actually works.

>>1868
bump limit was at 500 posts, thread limit was at 1000

>>1868
Before I got postcucked yesterday I wrote two full paragraphs about how the powerpoint presentation you're about to stream is not good, but I know you're going to be kicking your feet and giggling like an idiot the entire time and it's over for me.
If you see me there, be aware that I'll be HATEwatching.

Nobody ever listens to the Doomsayer until Doom arrives and then the Doomsayer (me) always goes "Hmmm, who sayed the Doom was going to arrive, huh?"

"Doom."

>>1872
DUMB*

I FUCKING HATE MODERN WEB DEVELOPMENT PRACTICES (I will not be elaborating)

>>1873
Roflmao dumbneko exposed (Didn't read your post)

>>1874
>dumbneko exposed
True, I didn't even bother to check if @'s are required for tikwm api (they are not, I've been adding them in my code for ages for no reason whatsoever)
"YOU ARE DUMB" - DUMB (League of Legends)

ty for showing up to the stream
sorry it wasnt long, i didnt have anything else in mind to stream

Vanilla Vanilla Vanilla Kyujin

The one time I wanna start biking again after years I cant find my spats. Guess its a sign

uoooooh neko's spats 😭

Speaking of spats
tomboys in spats 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😻😻😻😻

Speaking of spats
transgirls in spats 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😻😻😻😻

>>1867
good and good morning sirs

just filled out my application for a red dead redemption 2 roleplay server

perhaps soon "Charles Princeton" will be horseriding to a stream near you

my application was approved :D
just gotta reinstall RDR2
will probably stream it later when it's finished. maybe around normal stream time??

I went cycling anyways, 25 km felt like a nice stroll

Ate some cinnamon ice cream. Holy shit that was nice. #1 ice cream I have eaten I think

>time to drop some swifted on Tenshi. t. OnlyNadz, aka Bonald Posteri
Yoyoyoyo wtf is that? Who's dropping swifted on tenshi again?
>>1884
>maybe around normal stream time??
You're the one deciding when to stream BUDDY
>>1885
Congratz cyclerneko :)
>>1886
I have never tried those. Actually I haven't eaten ice cream for years at this point.

>funky titles her latest tok "I'm quitting cosplay"
I really hope it's just a joke... Right? RIGHT????? ;_;

>>1887
I couldn't post because VPN but onlynadz has 850 shifted on her stream

>>1888
>850 shifted on her stream
Disaster... Imagine spending 850 swapped on Tenshi of all people...
ALSO BUDDY WHERES YOUR TOK FOR THE TRIPS HUH??????????

>>1889
Sorry I'm phoneposting onw to vets with doggy

>>1890
>onw to vets with doggy
That's okay, I will gracefully forgive you this one time. Hope it'll be good news.

tenshi is mad at french people and cussed me out because of my name

>>1892
STOP STREAM SNIPING MY QUEEEN STAP IT!!!!!!

90% installed

Turns out the RDR RP server I applied to and was accpeted into is dead, literally 0 players online when I went to log in.

I've applied to another server but it could be a 3-5 day wait apparently.

*le sigh*
Guess the Red Dead Brokeback mountain RP will have to wait...

>>1896
So what you're saying is you're gonna have to wait okosa urapum to okosa okosa urapum days?
Akaboat

Funkys email is public on her youtube page btw, that's how I found out she's probably 17 rn.

*grabs your sovl*

>>1900
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You've got nothing buddy, I never had any.
Good luck with that nothing you have in your hands now.

*grabs your cock*

>>1902
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You've got nothing buddy, I never had any.
Good luck with that nothing you have in your hands now.

>>1903
That's pretty good I'll give you that

I just got accepted onto the most popular RDR RP server in like 3 hours. uhhh, gonna try and log in, and if successful, will go live +2

>>1905
chazLive

>>1906
I've got sad news for you Mr Streamer.
I am going to bed rn, I just finished me food and was going to sleep.
Hope you have a good stream though :)

Attaching my polish tokfu that is really really bad at lipsyncing.

>Spent like an hour trying to get red dead online to work
>Suddenly the issue disappears
>Play for like 40 minutes
>Hunt a deer
>Go into town to sell it
>Someone steals it from my horse whilst I'm shopping
>walk around town aimlessly for 20 minutes
>Report the crime to a deputy
>He says he can't help me
>Jealously watch as a guy with an incredibly bad microphone does a cutesy romantic walk RP with a fair maiden

this game is JUST like real life.

Sånger från andra våningen (2000)
Runtime 1:40

Red Dead RP is kino. I am roleplaying as a gay cowboy.

downloaded an autoclicker so I could idle in a roblox game overnight

>>1910
So you're RPing as yourself?
>>1911
>downloaded an autoclicker so I could idle in a roblox game overnight
>he didn't have an autoclicker already downloaded
Lmao noob

Also good morning nekos :)

>>1912
I didnt start playing idle games until when we downloaded roblox because I actually had good tastes in games

>>1912
>Nemuru gone
>Funky leaving
Genuinely acabou for the spanish speaking tokfu world

>>1913
>I didnt start playing idle games until when we downloaded roblox
>buddy has never played the elder scrolls 3 or 4
Yea, great taste, surely.
>>1914
I'm gonna become... A proxypoisonposter... I don't think it has got the same ring to it as funkyposter ;_;
It's acabou... Why do good girls like bad guys?

>>1915
I still think her K-Angel was the best cos of hers that I've seen

Ok ok ok listen to me... I've got an amazing idea: I'm going to be productive for the next hour or 2 see ya later losers 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
>>1916
Yea, but I like this one too, if she managed to attach the cap somehow it would be probably pretty good.

>>1917
>this one too
<doesn't post one
wdhmbt

There has been a guy hanging out in town for 3 hours running up to everyone and making a vague justification to start a fight. Originally he demanded I pay him 500 dollars, I told him I only have 70, so he demanded 70. I told him I saw a rich fella with nice guns by the butcher, so he ran off to harass him instead.

Next time I rode in, he was fist fighting someone in the street.

Next time I rode in, he ran after me but just stood there watching as I spoke to another player in the bank and had a nice roleplay segment.

The time after that he followed me out of the hotel and told me to leave because it's "his town."

I later saw him pull someone off his horse, get immediately gunned down, say IN VOICE CHAT "you killed me over a misclick? lol". I roleplayed spitting on his corpse and he called me autistic.

Finally, he saw me, confronted me for spitting on him earlier (he was technically dead when that happened so he's metagaming being able to remember that) and chased me out of town.



Awful character, it's only half a step above RDMing people.

>>1918
The one in the post that post was responding to DUMBASS

My ass cheeks hurt roughly in the shape of a bicycle seat

>>1919
There was also the time I was riding into town, saw 3 corpses near a bridge and pulled to a stop. Only for one of the corpses to shout "Get out of here man there's an invisible panther".

Sure enough, there was a red dot on my minimap and big cat noises, but I saw no cat. So I rode on outta there.

ish-cute tomboy came up on my fyp cus she was streaming
@guitar_momento

>>1919
He's RPing a person that's bad at RPing :)
Don't worry about it RDRneko
>>1923
>@guitar_momento
She's kinda cute but too many scribbles, SPEAK MURRICAN GOD DAMNIT

Attaching my first automatically converted susu tok with that stupid bug about luminescence. I'm making PROGRESS.

>>1924
He's done it. He's become Michael Sembello - Automatic Man (original music video)

>He's RPing a person that's bad at RPing :)
Genius level move... My roleplay efforts are being mogged by him, unironically. He just runs up to people and starts yapping, I have social anxiety in a freaking cowboy simulator.

>>1925
>He's done it.
Tbh, that's not the most impressive part, the most impressive part is that I have now the code to convert toks on the fly because I've implemented the hardware acceleration finally.
One step closer to deleting all the duplicates that I keep because I don't feel like converting manually and writing software that actually does all of it for me right before posting a tok (a megutv of my own)
>I have social anxiety in a freaking cowboy simulator.
Naurrrrrrrr. Actually kind of relatable, I don't ever RP myself and would probably have a bit of performance anxiety.

Susu is now dedicated whatever this audio would be called booty shaking tokfu.

>>1927
>Normies RUINED TigTog
It's just how social media works, such is life :(
>inherently form cliques in the servers
That's pretty normal, people just do that naturally anyway.
>Women, yuck, they only want guys who shoot other guys with rifles, they don't appreciate the simple hunter's life, nor desire to be a simple hunter's wife.
BR0000000TAL BLACKPILL
>my outfit glitched and disappeared
That's just sad, oh well, you're gonna make it back I bet right neko?
>susu
I look at every one of her toks when she uploads but I don't always send them because not all of them are that good tbh.

Also the first autodownscaled with hardware acceleration saya tok (yea that's right, I'm this good)

I've got my magnesium supplement, it'll fix me :)

My ass cheeks are so bruised from yesterdays journey on the hard bicycle seat that I only did about 10km today

>>1930
it needs a good pounding

Uhhhhh, as the only straightneko left, I don't like where this conversation is going...

7385757604514925866
Check this out

>>1932
>>1931
faggotnekos...

>>1934
There's many prized buddhas you will observe.

Just got banned I think lmao

lmao, RIP french notation, too many granny titties

nvm, 7 day ban for showing porn

im gonna scan the movie to see if there is more porn and then ill make a new account

>>1937
That you did.
>>1938
I bet the 5th column (viewer) reported.

I dunno if there's anything that automatically goes through the channels.

hahahahahaha. just reported the entire frenchnotation stream. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FRENCH. HahahHHAhahHAHAhahhaH. Now Imma free wheel itt outta here, ANd make sure nobody see's me

go to canintos chat ill chat there when ive made the new acc so u get the name

>>1943
Yes my liege.

here's my new account for future films
https://www.twitch.tv/charlie_the_commentator

>>1945
I almost straight up typed FUCK YOU into some random streamers chat lmao.

i-i'm here... it's me... im le kotobro... :3

im trans btw so please call me kotosis

>>1947
omg hi sister \^w^/ trans pride!

chazTrans chazPride chazWhite chazPride

>>1949
art teacherneko...

Gentlemen.

>he, or one of the hundred lurking tadpoles, finally posted
get troleld bozo XDDDDDDD
t. the brazilian LION RAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>1951
Welcome to Brokeback Mountain sister.

who'd win, the brazilian lion or the welsh dragon?

CARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHLHO

anyone else feeling real nekopilled rn?

Im feeling sweaty beyond belief

The UK is too freaking hot

>>1958
With overwhelming confidence I can say that this post is NOT about british women

Posting my favourite cavefu to make all the tadpoles feel welcome.

Ok, now we need to invite the guy that keeps posting about russian drugs sites and we've got everyone (I'm clicking the link RIGHT NOW)

>>1961
>>1961
My meth? Smoked
My card? Shared
My Ukraina? Slavad
I love Russia

>>1962
I've read it, sadly he only sells mdma and ecstasy (which, aren't those the same?)
No meth for you Kievneko.
Also is something wrong with the fu in your attachment? Her movement seems pretty unnatural.

>>1963
>mdma and ecstasy
the active ingredient (crystal) vs. the pill form pressed with filler material like meth, speed, caffein or sugar

>>1964
crystal isn't a fucking ingredient holy shit how dumb are you, crystal is just a rock

Even women in 1899 were like this... what the neko?

I think my resting weight should be 10kg higher than what I am now (so 119 kg)
I'm the funkonald btw

>>1965
crystal form faggot retard, mdma in its "pure" form is in a crystalline structure suspended in HCl and the reason I wrote pure in loose quotation marks is because it can at most be at a .77 concentration due to the HCl

>>1969
weird how one guy shows up and suddenly /neko/ is toxic and people are throwing around slurs...

consider this your last warning buster, be nice or eat rice.

For the record I am NOT the aggro neko and, in fact, only just woke up now (at 11am BST British Super Time) and so have an airtight alibi.

I think the dang crystals must have messed with this tadpole's mind, inhibiting the niceness gene and strengthening the meanie cortex.

This is why you say NO to drugs, alcohol and coca cola

>>1971
>coca cola
phew, luckily im a pepsi guy.

>>1970
FUCK YOU

I do entend (god wyllying) thys after none, whan my lord neko hathe declared none shall sayuth swears that none shall be able to lay to my charge thys mysdemeanor. I wyll other make or marre, or ere before I swear again. Howbeyt in conclusyon we have as our predecessors have been wont to doo that ys to say, as well we myght and lefte wher we begann.

>>1967
I am the funky poster and WTF is resting weight? Is this some fat people hocus pocus?

>>1975
Resting wait is real, its why some people are fat

>>1968
>straight nekos love tummy posting
And yet he did not post the recent tummy kino from susu... Curious.

>>1976
If by resting weight you mean weight you gain by only resting and stuffing your mouth, sure, I can believe that.

>>1978
>>1977
I HECKING LOVE SUSU SO MUCH I SWIFTED HER SO MANY TWITCH SUBS

>>1979
But she does not have twitch. You swifted her a paypal donation?

Also if they don't stop posting on 3 platforms at once different content everywhere I'm going to go ABSOLUTELY PSYCHO

>>1980
Yeah, I haven't seen >>1977 because it's not on her toktik.

>>1981
It is on her second account, @suzux. She posts OOC there I think. But today I found out there's toks on her youtube that do not seem to be anywhere else, either deleted or she's straight up uploading stuff on there that isn't on tiktok...
Like I've never seen that cosplay of hers anywhere and the uploads are a month old so I have all the toks from back then

>>1982
I wish I knew...
I wish I knew she had an OOC...

(sung to the backing track of steve lacy - bad habit)

goodrp.mp4

Can't wait for the next rdr2rp stream. Just came up with the greatest comment that I can't wait to use at the perfect moment and get a laughed out of every viewer AND the streamer

>>1989
I'll stream it a little bit 2night probably

chazLive in chazFive

>US President Joe Biden ends re-election campaign

Zamn

TURN ON CNN. BONALD POSTER IS RUNNING AS A DEMOCRATE.

>>1993
BONALD IS THE DEMOCRATE???

Honestly a little bit down today, I had plans to hang out with a friend but as per fucking usual, stuff comes up, and they're gonna be a little late, then 30 minutes late, then 30 minutes later they message me to say they're finally leaving and should be back home in 30 minutes more.

Eventually got sick of the excuses, cancelled on them, and started streaming instead.

Years of this, of inconsistency. If we say we're gonna hang out at 6pm, you best believe I'm ready by about 4:30, and I'm literally just waiting.

Too many days of my life have been dominated by 'plans' with a friend that is consistently very late. Maybe they're just a bad friend. But I've known them for nearly half my life, so it kinda sucks, and I keep just letting them show up late and always say, yeah it's fine.

But it's not fine. How many countless hours of my life have I just been waiting for when they deign to show up when we've already said in advance an exact time? The first dozen times are accidents, the next hundred is someone intentionally dr disrespecting my time.

Maybe this is a cringe blogpost and I've forever sullied /neko/ because of it.
But what do you think, am I in the right to be annoyed?

>>1996
>am I in the right to be annoyed?
Honestly, and this answer will sound really rude, but if it has happened as many times as you make it out to be (even post-reduction for potential dramatizations,) then you're the one that let this behaviour foster
If you never teach a dog not to piss inside they're never going to learn that pissing inside isn't okay

>>1996
>am I in the right to be annoyed
Obviously.
The actual question is if you still wanna keep it up.
>But I've known them for nearly half my life, so it kinda sucks
Personally, if it was important to me to still keep up the friendship, since I think you do, I would plan for "maybe" it being a thing.
As in instead of making sure I'm available (both mentally and physically and on time) I would be semi-available just like they are semi-reliable.
Or you straight up tell them that it's bothering you, that's an option too, depends on what kind of friendship this is.
>Maybe they're just a bad friend.
I'll leave that judgment up to you. You will know best. Just know that without taking any side I have known people like that (constantly late and/or forgetful) and it's pretty much a character trait.

Also you don't have to stream if you don't feel like it, I of course will try to pop in but you're not obligated to feel like you have to is what I mean.

Funky got another trips? LATAMbros cannot stop winning :)

que fome por 2mil

>>1997
I wouldn't say it's rude, I know this on some level, that I have allowed this to become normal.
It sucks, but all I can do now is make it clear that I'm not a fan of it.
>>1998
I think telling them is the best course of action, being open, honest and upfront must be the solution to every social issue in life.

>>2001
>I think telling them is the best course of action
Personally I think the passive aggressive option is worse so I support that.
Just rethink what kind of stance you want to take on the issue first and it should go relatively smoothly.

Attaching NOOOOO WHY IS HER TUMMY IN THE BACKGROUND

life will be wonderful tomorrow, i will sleep well and the demons of hate and sadness in my head will be pushed away.

>>2003
I hope your day is actually wonderful :)

Press 2 for english saya (shut up I'm funny).

It took some time but finally, 69.3 kg.

>>2005
Congratz neko, it took me some time, but finally I'm at 86.4, my wait literally didn't change for the last month

>>2006
I had been fluctuating between 70.0 and 71.5 for the week or so, so I had stopped weighing myself because of the pointlessness of it but I felt skinny today and it turned out I was right