>>861
First (new) FUNKY in a new thread!
>TORMENT edition
Does it mean we're only allowed to post TORMENTEEEEEEED LEEEEEEEEESBIANS?

>>864
Only posting tormented lesbians would make Bonald far too powerful...

I took an early sleepy yesterday and instead of getting up early I was sleeping for over 11 hours...
>>860
>25 views per like ratio
>I redid my math and over half her toks are on the 60 views per like ratio
I was interested in how a good ratio looks like so I decided to do the maths on (my old data (because I do not update the counts in cache) of) funky and her total average comes out to ~6 but she's got some videos in 20-40 range and the highest I can see is ~49.
I dunno where I'm going with this but I guess you're right, that would be a pretty awful ratio if she's consistently pulling ~25, since ~10 is an average for big funky videos and you obviously get worse ratio with big reach ones.
>>865
I can still post susu, she's probably a lesbian and tormented... I dunno about any other tokfus I post...
Truly Bonald poster is the most TORMENTED of us all.

I've just noticed you can make a drawing with your post.
I wonder if it'll work.

damn, tadpole chenners dont have THIS feature

>>863
bump limit 500, post limit 1k here

>>866
one of the worst tummy toks I have seen. genuinely acabou

>>868
I would look like that except bigger nose and much more norwooder.
Tfw no abbles toks 😢
>>869
Thank you helpful neko :)
>>870
FUCK YOU YOU ARE THE WORST NEKO ON THIS SITE FUCKER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

Also new secret funky :)

I sent her 50 swifted a month for 6 months in a row just so she could go to twitchcon and link up with her rebounds??????

that's it, im finding a new streamfu

>>872
>>872
AYANE_TENSHI IS LIVE GO GO GO
Dzien dobry, madam 😎

Dobry Vuster (polish for good evening sir)

if you were a super simp, why the fuck would you donate swifted? lets say you genuinely wanted to give tenshi money, donate to her paypal link? why give jeff bezos 50% of your dono

>>875
It's not about her getting the money, it's about the act of losing the money for her!!
I lose my paycheck all the same and it makes a funny noise and writes my name in chat when I donate! ^-^

there's a new Geokino straight line video out (sorry funkyneko there's no gay line series for you yet)

>>877
>there's no gay line series
Good.
Although it is sad news for you I'm sure.

Remember to submit your vote for the Dictatorial General Election on July 4th!

Just came home from the pub and saw this poster hanging from a street light. Huh, Bonald really speaks to the people in a way that Acidposter can't

Whilst nekochen was falling to the tadpoles, what did 'Bonald' do? Streamed HENTAI all day.

What did Acidposter do?
Made this board that all the nekos now use.

When problems happen, Bonald runs and hides, Acidposter faces them head on, with a stomach full of donuts and a smile on his heterosexual face.

Vote Acidposter for the Dictatorship, keep the good times going.

I am never voting for Boniposter, he calls me names all the time...
Funkyposter on the other hand? Great taste in anime waifus, great taste in tokfus, physically fit, biggest height-wise, he's my candidate :)

>>881
>Streamed HENTAI all day.
NAURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR it's over for him...

What the neko? After I went to the pub I took a detour to the Art Institute (I am an artneko, kind of like Jake Gyllenhaal in that one movie) and when I got out just a minute ago, I saw that there are a bunch of people protesting??? They had signs and all, I managed to sneak a photo but this is what they were advocating for. They were also chanting some hypnotic song, from what I remember it went like this:
We want Bonald, he's our man
He can save us, yes he can!

Nyagga ;3

>>885
>he's watching HENTAI AGAIN
Somebody stop him. Please.

straight nekos be like: i cant wait to go and vote for acidposter

Why vote for any other poster when trips go to funkyposter?

Hey nekos
Basically, I'm not gonna vote (in the elections)
I know.. ugh I know... I'm sorry!
It's just that I'm not going to vote, that's all.

Despite our differences, both my adversary, Acidposter, and I can both unite together to laugh at Funkyposter for believing he even has a chance

>>889
B-but... I made cute pins for you :'(

>>890
And yet I will still get at least 25% of the votes. How do you explain that Boniposter?

>>892
25%? You'll get a mere fraction after I rake in 537 votes

>>893
Voter fraud? Mods, crush his skull, thanks.

>wow this roblox game looks fun
>get into to it
>within 3 minutes get killed by a guy with a pay to win 1 shot weapon
I LOVE ROBLOX I LOVE ROBLOX I LOVE ROBLOX

>>895
stream it bozo let us pog

>>896
maybe l8r

If I am elected Dictator, I will change the constitution so that all the nekos have a right to pog. No pogs will be withheld and you will never be denied a poggening.

in 39 minutes I will be streaming PHANTOM FORCES on ROBLOX

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3GUx7x2Ko3s [Embed]
Have you seen the new touhou kino nekos?

r-romantic...

maeve tummy kino...

>>903
That's not a lot of tummy :(

I will start lain 12:10 my time if anyone wants to join

>>906
Yea I've burnt my dinner and now I got a pot to clean, been cleaning it for the last 30 minutes...
It's not like I didn't even put on the timer, this time I just forgot that I was supposed to turn it off when I walked out. I think I might have early onset of dementia.

>a 2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
good morning nekos, life is wonderful
>>906
I unfortunately won't be able to catch it as I'm going outside and upstairs and freezing on the roof

>>907
bonbiposterneko... my curse has come for you
>>908
>2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
did you move in with love_furry44 the belarusian girl?

>>909
>bonbiposter
I post one (1) (adin) (singular) Bonbi for a joke and suddenly I'm bonbiposter.
You know what I think? FUCK YOU
>>908
>a 2 room apartment in babruysk belarus
The dream... I will never be able to get it but maybe someday...

>>910
I told you, whoever posted that fatbi was doomed to burn their food the next time they cook. You angered the gods

>Mothi linked up with Shirogane-Sama
need it or keep it?
I don't actually understand what "need it or keep it" means, but it laughs me so i use it every chance i can

>>912
ugly, trans, ugly, ugly

>>913
>trans
you better not be saying being trans is bad, our very own streamerneko and future dictator Bonaldina is trans, and she is hecking cute and valid. i-

9.5 KD
I wanna see chazza do THAT

That's what I'M SAYING!"!!

Just got home, jeez what a day. I got a great #haul though. Might post a picture if you're interested
>>915
I'm retired from the roblox scene.
>>916
northern "worst streamer from ontario" lion back at it again with another completely average milk toast take.

>>917
the rest of your post was uninspired bait but post your haul

>>917
>I'm retired from the roblox scene.
Does that mean that we get more Witness streams?

When are we playing this?

>>920
I am definitely not playing this.

I've been looking through some old tiktok compilations for funsies and I found some fus that have been posted back then in the olden days.

>>922
forgot to describe what it is
3 books
>Arkady and Boris Strugatsky: Hard To Be a God
>Issac Asimov: Foundation's Edge
>Tsubasa Yamaguchi: Blue Period (vol 2)

>New Headphones

>Some vegan, handmade shaving cream
I always buy the bottled deodorant can style stuff from supermarkets, it was 50% off so I figured I'd try it out
>New Shampoo Bar
I like this companies shampoo stuff, so I went with a cinnamon flavoured one this time.

>>922
Ez doxx. We've got him boys.
Did you read any Asimov before?
>>923
Damn, you ruined my joke about it being a cream for patting your soldiers helmet
>cinnamon flavoured
Are you going to eat that or shower with it BUD?

>>921
I remember seeing uhhhhh pictures of that fu on the russian /ttg/ back in 2020.
>>922
I can't comment on the other things since I don't read nor wash myself, but please just buy some expensive headphones. I shelled 100 euros for mine 6 years ago and not only they sound much better than all the 15 euros ones I was used to cycle through, they still sound like new after all this time.

>>924
>Did you read any Asimov before
Foundation
Foundation and Empire
the collection "The Complete Robot"
the collection "Robot Dreams"

>>925
I thought these headphones were over ears, they're not. I lowkey might take them back and buy a more expensive pair.

>>925
She was pretty popular among ruskies yea, I've seen her posted only a few times on the /wsg/ IIRC.
>buy some expensive headphones
He could've just bough superlux 681 series (whichever one) for like 20-25 pounds and it would've set him for a few years with good audio quality.
I use those and I think they're pretty much the best quality/price wise headphones.
I've found them through a polish audiophile forum lol, it's my go to source whenever I wanna buy some audio equipment since then.
>>926
Damn, you've probably read more than me then. I don't think I've ever gotten through foundation, I mostly remember reading a lot of short stories.

Don't forget to submit your vote for Bonald on the 4th of July!

>>921
She's the object of bait and switch in this webm I saw a few years back

>>929
Speaking of 4th of July elections, mein father came into my room earlier today urging me to vote Reform UK, because 'they'll stop illegal immigration'

brother, they're gonna win at most 6 seats out of 650.

>>931
Didn't Brexit solve illegal immigration? You guys are saved!

>>929
Wait a second, you're a doctor? What's your PHD Bonald?
>>930
There's a Ricardo one as well, but I don't feel like searching for it so I'll just post this.
>>931
Yea my dad would do that too. Elections truly are wonderful time in families.

>>932
zomg so true. albion is saved, millions must vote acidposter.

>>932
It did, now they only have legal immigration (from India) :)

>>935
the illegal immigration is happening due to the refugee crisis that has been going on for over a third of my life at this point.

indians have always been able to migrate and how would brexit have changed that?

your reply has made me angry because it is silly.

>>933
>PHD Bonald
I suffer from Pussy hunger disease. I have an insatiated hunger for vagina
Posting tok related because it says #lovegirls and #lesbian (I love girls (I am a man so I cannot be lesbian but I support lesbians since they love women just as much as I do) (straight))

>>936
>it is silly.
That's what it was supposed to be.
I'm not going for a politics argument, I don't think it's interesting or conductive to anything especially since I actually probably know somewhere around nothing about UK.

>>937
Can the Nekochen Truthseeker Council check this post?
I'm feeling intense doubt in the truthfulness of about 90% of its contents.

>>939
Truthseeker here: He tells no lies, he loves sweet potato fries, he only has sex with guys.

>>920
I tried it out.
Say hi to my new girlfriend (she's a bit shy and wouldn't face the camera).

>>941
sexhaverneko... here to taunt the rest of us 😔

waking up at 4am and unable to get back to sleep?

~Not my problem
That's just not my problem.~~

Time for another 5 hour Phantom Forces grind today gentlemen

We're turning a new leaf today, no more burning pots (for a while at least)
>>943
But that sounds exactly like your problem neko...
Hope you've got some more sleep.
>>944
Good luck PhantomForcesNeko :)

Playing "Become Forklift Certified - Obstacle Course" and I'm mogging all of these kids. Look at that stage/death ratio. Yeah, I have a forklift certification irl. How could you tell?

They're doing everything to get me stop posting 15-second videos of fus dancing.
First they don't let me like toks anymore. Then they made it so I every 'puter tok is stuck on the thumbnail. Now HEVCs play as audio-only files...
I WILL click on every button I find till everything works again.
(It's my problem, this is just my problem)

>>947
I have the exact same liking problem. You like a tok... and then the like disappears before your eyes 3 seconds later.

Why?

>>948
Yes and the solution is to favourite them instead, but that spooks the fus...
>HEVCs play as audio-only files
This was quickly solved by enabling browser hardware acceleration
>tok is stuck on the thumbnail
If I clear the cache of toktok they start playing again, but the moment I login it goes back to square one. This happens on every browser.
Running out of toks to post here and I can't restock.

>>949
b is the most realistic one
has happened to me before

>>946
>How could you tell?
I couldn't because I do not know which one is the stage and which one is deaths, though I assume it's left stage middle deaths in which case congratz.
>>947
>>948
I haven't been able to follow and like on PC for a while at this point and I refuse to install tiktok on my phone so... I guess I'm just not gonna do it.
>Then they made it so I every 'puter tok is stuck on the thumbnail.
That also happens to me after I watch enough toks, it's like they try to ratelimit me lmao.

>>950
>Running out of toks to post here and I can't restock.
You can still play them through tikwm, actually if you really cared you could do a quick script that grabs the id from your clipboard and opens a tikwm link but that's a bit of work and dunno if it's worth it.
>>951
How the heck is b the most realistic? c is obviously the most realistic answer (in my mmr (~2000))

>>953
>How the heck is b the most realistic?
normalneko... if you don't have neuropsychiatric issues then DNI

Anyway, friendship with toktok ended.
My new best friend? Kwai.com
All my favourite tokkers like @leticiasteidel are there!

>>955
leiticiasteidel, my favourite kwaifu, is BRAPZILIAN???? !!

>>954
Me? I'm the most schizo of you all.
I have posted over ~10000 pol posts on neko, I have downloaded ~50000 toks because I love bon bye bonkers, I watch her every day, then I watch emory, then I watch chudfu and back to bon bye bonkers. I have created OC for bonbi and hate OC for bonbi. I posted normal toks, and just after that my ricardo edits of the same toks and in reverse, and in double reverse where I post 2 different ricardo edits of the same tok. You will never ever in ~1382 years come close to my schizo power.
Attaching so you know my true identity (since you're not as powerful as me and would never be able to guess).

Just got back from the art institute (again, I am a cultured individual) and the people who were there chanting two days ago seem to have hoisted this banner outside the building. Very cool, I see that Dr. Bonald Streamer is rallying the public with his greatness!

Just got this ad on my phone as I was watching SAVE EVROPA toks on my tiktok phone and wow, I know who I am voting for.

>>955
Yooooo, that @leticiasteidel looks exactly like @funkypie_ on tiktok, what a funny coincidence.
At least he's using the no_watermark option when he's downloading them off of snaptik

>>958
Lmao, the selection still in there, your voters seem to be DUMB, they did a screenshot of a file they were editing in photoshop and printed it out.
EPIC FAIL.

>>961
"FUCK YOU", is what I would imagine whoever made that silly error would say to you if they were here. But, alas, whoever did that must be one of the few million people living in my city of Chicago that are willing to live and die for Bone Streamer, our future dictator.

>>962
>my city of Chicago
Yea I'm sad to inform you that Chicago has the biggest polish diaspora and they ALL vote for funkyposter. You're cooked in there. You're not even cracking the electoral threshold.

>>963
I heard that Mr. Future Dictator Bone Streamer once walked up on stage and said "Dzien Dobry, polaks 😎" and they all started cheering. I think he has it in the bag

>>964
>they all started cheering
That's an old Polish tradition. Whenever somebody makes a mistake so bad that we cannot contain our laughter we start cheering.
I'm sorry Bonald, you got epicly trolled by the poles again.

I'm genuinely starting to feel bad for Nova at this point. He's hard carried Tenshi to immo 2, she openly calls him a rebound and acts like an edater with other guys she duos with? Whilst Nova is watching and giving swifteds...

Novabros... we need another egirl to lose elo for...

>>966
I would've maybe felt bad, but he's doing it out of his own volition soooooo...
Nova, if you can hear me, just a few more swifted and you can make it, Tenshi will do that with you too I'm sure :)

>>967
that cute face, the NSO cosplay, the pink-ish room decoration, hello kitty backpack and a slipknot flag

Angela (Angela) linked up with Lully (favela Angela), Say Cat (valorantchi Angela) and Ane Soch (ftm Angela)
Who did it better?

>>969
homie on the right looks like a roblox character gone wrong

The Witcher 3 is literally 3 euro on steam
holy discount

I need a routine.

Someone tell me what to do every day and when. Also attach a tok so I can ignore ideas from people I dislike (90% of you tadpoles)

>>972
Eat. Swell up. Gorge. Devour. Stuff your mouth. Fill up. Indulge. Submit to hedonism.

Attaching a tok

>>972
Wake up. Do some workout. Sit at the computer and cons00m content. Eat lunch. Do a midday nap. Do a lot more workout. Watch neko streams/more content. Eat a midnight meal. Go to sleep.
Also remember to ask for Emory patreon leaks on neko somewhere in between all that (still waiting).
Attaching.

Wait, if he dislikes 90% of us, and there's only 4 of us, does it mean he dislikes 3 of us and himself in 3/5ths?

>>975
Almost. I dislike myself fully, s d 2 of you only 4/5ths

>>976
Yea I'm the one you dislike fully too.
I wasn't named Mephistodevilneko for nothing 😈😈😈
Attaching so everybody knows who the most hated neko is.

>>972
Gonna wake up every day at 5:30 (the toks missing), and make breakfast then shower. Even if I'm not hungry, helps build a routine that gets me out of bed...

I just feel like I'm not doing much lately and I need more japanese ramen noodle packs to sustain myself, they're 50p at the local shop, so thats like 37 eurocents, and it's jhapanese curry ramen little prince powder.

attaching

>>977
>>976
>>975
I was joking. I love all the nekos, I don't even think I can harbour hatred for the tadpoles, they're just taking advantage of lax moderation and being annoying.

>>977
>>976
I also hate both of you fully but I am stuck here pretending I like you until tomorrow so that you vote for me in the election

>>980
aint nobody voting for a guy that has to cheat in Fanum Forces

>>979
>I don't even think I can harbour hatred for the tadpoles
Easy to say here, but when they were being annoying on oldneko I was actually miffed enough to not feel like posting so I dunno, I hate them a little bit?
>>980
But if you're a dictator of neko you're stuck with us for the whole 4 years...
Unless you ban us as your first edict?

Attaching a tok for the furrynekos

>>981
I have not cheated in ANY video game except Huniepop 1 AND 2.

>>983
>hunieslop
Thanks, I forgot about those games. Forget streaming the witness. I am gonna stream HUNIEPOP

>>984
Do it. I have never gotten past like the tutorial stage in Huniepop 1.

>>984
Best girl in Huniepop 1? Yeah, it's gonna have to be the asian teacher desu.

>>986
It's Audrey.

Were there any normal (non-BPD) girls in Huniepop? If so I pick that one, otherwise, none of them.

peace, happyness and wonderful lifes to all the nekos, yes, even to my main political rival bonald.

have a great day tomorrow, and remember to vote.

>>988
Tiffany was an 18 year old college girl, she seemed normal

>>989
>promises stream
>leaves
Acabou...
But I hope you have a great day too neko.
>>990
A bit young for me but I'd rather take that over the other BPD-maxxers there (I barely remember anymore but I remember most of them being UNHINGED)

>>991
Sorry I thought it was implied I'd stream it sans a witnes stream, not like... right now.

I might stream huniepop later, but checking steam I only have huniepop cam studio on steam.

>>992
>I'd stream it sans a witnes stream,
You would stream it without a witness stream?

>>992
I wasn't actually serious, you can stream whenever you feel like neko.
>I only have huniepop cam studio on steam
Any pirate after 2000 don't can't torrent, all they know is steamunlocked, "watch online free", google drive, be bisexual, ask guy on discord & reddit (REQUEST).
>>993
He will stream it in Sans from Undertale cosplay.

2 new madoka videos? Blessed 🙏🙏🙏

>>994^
>Pirate after 2000 can't torrent, all they know is "watch online free"
Not him but actually really funny because I only know one guy my age who knows how to torrent. Everyone else I have talked regarding it and similar subjects all say that they just look at "online movie free" to watch the newest episode of XYZ slopseries. "Yea totally bro, I go on sitename and it's there like a few hours after it releases in the US bro."
I did think PopcornTime was a cool concept back in 2014 because it was basically a front-end GUI for a torrent client that you could browse movies as if you were on netflix and watch them streamed (as you were torrenting them), though I quickly went back to normal torrents because of how jank it was with buffering due to this
I think I am the only neko born after the turn of the millenia and I am one of the biggest pirates here

>>994
huniepop is on gog, i just #claude huniepop gog free download

and i install

Doing a very long walk in the scorching heat.
Lots of younger people having fun near the water.
This is how I feel

>>996
>though I quickly went back to normal torrents because of how jank it was with buffering due to this
You can actually do this in any regular torrent client (or at least in qbit). Just apply download sequentially and download first and last parts first to the torrent and you can actually watch the movie while downloading for most files.
>spoiler
My man, I am on torrented windows, none of the software I have installed on my computer is paid for unless it's freeware, and I don't think I've ever paid more than 2-3$ for a game (so whatever I want to play and is outside of this pricerange: pirated).
If my computer ever finds its way to the authorities I'd have to pay a gigantic fine. Thankfully I do not do sus stuff so they don't care enough.
>>997
Actually there's a decent alternative for people from stringent torrent law countries for gog games gog-games.to AFAIK they're safe since I've downloaded plenty from it but you know, I can't vouch for it truly since I don't host it.
>>998
Just join them and have fun too neko :) Just be social :)

Another trips for funky? Don't mind if I do 😈😈😈
LATAM supremacy.

>>994
>He will stream it in Sans from Undertale cosplay.
imagine if one day i deadass turned on my stream to play some shitty golf horror game and i was in full cosplay haha

>>999
yeah but you are bumfuck old buddy. to the retirement home ASAP

>>1001
I would actually clap, and then laugh myself into a coma.
>>1002
Shut up zoomie, I've got at least 5 good years in me still and I will use them to beat the SHIT out of ya.

Attaching me when I finally triangulate your position.

Civ Stream where I cosplay the leader I am playing?

(I exclusively play female leaders)

Geralt's voice in hue doesn't fit him in the same way that the english one does but maybe that's because I have grown accustomed to his graveled vocal fry

unpopular opinion: the witcher 3 was so mid i havent gotten past the starting region

>>1006
It's an unpopular opinion for a reason

My mustache is extra itchy today and it's annoying me to great lengths. Acabou

streaming at 20 to.

Sonicfu

Tomorrow to celebrate and encourage people to vote for their dictator I will be streaming many political related games.

>Democracy 4
>Democracy 3: Africa
>The Political Process
>The Political Machine 2020
>some sim I like that I forget the name of
And then to cap it all off we will be releasing the emory patreon archive.

4pm UK time start.

>>1012
Here's something you deserve for all of your hard work

>>1013
ATTACH A TOK RIGHT NOW SO I KNOW WHO SENT THIS

>>1012
Nice. We're getting so much CONTENT today.
>>1014
It's obviously Bonald, your mortal enemy.

>gets back from twitch con
>immediately starts streaming on a competitor
I hope she got paid a bag for this, because it wont grow her channel

>>1016
Twitch is old news, get with the times buddy, we're all on noice for years now.
It's like if you were browsing tiktok for your favorite kwaifus in 2024...

https://youtube.com/watch?v=E_rTSMDoV80 [Embed]
Polish sounds like THIS? Brooooooooooo...

I have FIXED my microphone on OBS

Pokémon GO to the polls

>>1020
you have your posters
I have a 4 hour, cosplay, SA/SO, vtuber, #claude stream coming up.

pretty sure my way is gonna win

>>1021
wtf is she doing with her tongue in the end??? looks like it has a mind of its own and tried to escape it's master

>>1022
:P

Well then, I have done an average of 12.5x5 squats on one leg with +10kg.
My legs have gotten really strong it seems (or 5 days of no workout helped).
Hope you're doing your workouts nekos :)

Just finished watching this video https://youtube.com/watch?v=YW3jL2gI9IE [Embed]
Imagine the power you could have if you did this but just changed the word to "cosplay"
Actually scary to imagine. Powers untold, were I to still care about finding new fus

>>1025
>Actually scary to imagine.
You can basically do the same in app if you train the algo correctly.
What would be powerful is if someone managed to do that but with PC fyp.

>>1026
>if you train the algo correctly.
It will always try to show you unrelated things just because it thinks you might like it. It's not the same as in the video

>>1028
Well, it is in the name neko.

>>1029
Blue Man Group member in full beard with the pronouns she/her

>>1030
He's struggling with the puzzle.
Acabou.
Should've been playing a bit more of THE WITNESS BUD.

>>1030
wait nvm I misunderstood the name plates this is a he/him

>>1032
How about theym in the background though?

>>1033
both him and the dude reading donations are fraudmaxxing pillmunching genderswapcels

>>1033
rekiposter be like: what's their @???

>>1035
HAHAAHAHAHAH CARALHO

>>1035
NAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR
>>1037
Yea his wife looks like the he/they I've posted (but pronouns she/they)

average he/they

average she/her

>the only normal pronouns on the couch is the light-skinned black man
LMAO

>>1042
What's they're @?

>>1042
WOULD

>>1044
I actually don't want to know what you would.

>>1045
I would berry my excalibur so deep in they/her that whomever could pull it out would be king arthur

>>1046
Grim (he's got a replica of a sword on his wall and we still haven't watched the wolfhound)

>>1047
it's an reference, you obviously aren't a big enough fan to understand it

dota 2 is his TORMENT, and he needs to OVERCOME IT. bravo master avellone.

>>1026
>What would be powerful is if someone managed to do that but with PC fyp.
After trying to fix the 'stuck on thumbnail' issue by logging out a billion times, clearing the cache and overall nuking my browserm my 'puter fyp is significantly better, all the movieclips vanished and it's almost nothing but cosplayers now. Nearly as good as the marvelous fyp I have on my phone. I very much recommend (You) to do it too.
Too bad I can't watch them most of the time as they're stuck on the thumbnail (I believe the rate limit theory, sometimes it just works, sometimes it doesn't)

10 minutes till streame

results from the political tests

libsharks control the elections

And the race has BEGUN!
Good luck everyone!
https://strawpoll.com/kogjRvNv3g6

>8 votes for Bone in less than a minute
nice bot

Bonald is really taking after his namesake, he's using russians to rig the election...

I drew the link to my book club on the 'cebook and those grannies all seem to LOVE Boni

BOARD GAME CLUBBERS

RISE UP
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHAMANDO TODOS DOS MACACOS DO BRASIL
OUÇA-ME! EU PRECISO DA SUA AJUDA AGORA
VÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Voting limit has been reached.
Acabou. Acidposter has won the election through FRAUD. It's so acabou...

TURN ON CNN, BONALD INSURGENTS HAVE STORMED NEKOCITY

You have stolen the dictatorship title for the last time, Acidneko. Prepare to die.

I refuse to share power with a LATAMposter.

>>1065
>I refuse to share power with a LATAMposter.
>LATAM
>Lower Anglo Territory And Midlands
Acid is literally a LATAMfu, neko. Pot calling the kettle black...

>>1066
First off, very nice digits when discussing england haha.
Secondly, acid isn't from the lower anglo territory OR midlands, true acid fans know she's from up north

>>1067
>She isn't LATAM
Acabou

>>99516
thank you friend, i will click the link right now

Yea so I basically missed the last 6 hours of my life.
I hope you've had fun nekos though. I guess I lost the election :(

>>1070
Did you have a 6 hour long nap?

Trackmania Sunrise on LGDQ+
>No pronouns listed
The Trackmaniacs are fighting against the agenda

>>1072
i like his FRENCH accent, i also think he's especially good at the turns, his ROTATION is always on point

To celebrate my re-election as dictator, I'm gonna blogpost.

There's a french guy at board game club. I don't know if he's a transmania speedrunner though.

>>1070
There was nothing to miss.
Broadcasterneko booted up his stream, rambled about how much he hates BLM and Tenshi for 2 hours and then just left.

>>1076
gonna make my roblox character look like her
>>1075
^-^*

NO DRAMA
JUST SIR KEIR STARMER

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish the greens and lib dems had more

>>1078
Holy shit people were tired of the tories

>>1079
literally all Keir had to do was... exist.
The conservatives shot themselves in the foot time and time again over the last 5 years.

>>1078
Someone better at photoshop could edit this so it's Boni with 410 seats and Acid on 131. Just a suggestion...

NO DRAMA
JUST SIR BONE STREAMER
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish Senhor Penis (SNP) and Funkerton had more

>>1078
>spoiler
if only there was something you could've done to make that happen

>>1082
I-its just an exit poll. Acid can still win!

>>1084
26 viewers now. She is literally climbing the ranks of this site. She will be AMONGST THE GREATS.
I am creating an account so I can participate in her chat experience and so that I can proudly call myself one of her first 100 followers (currently she is at a budding 70 followers! I missed out on being le hecking sex number 69 but I can be the 1 to her 70, if you get what I mean!)

>>1087
>She is literally climbing the ranks of this site
The website has 9 streamers and she's the one with the most viewers. She can't climb any higher!!
As I went to fetch a screenshot of that, she dropped to <20 viewers and is no longer on top. I'll attach a random tok instead :D

>>1088
I saw Aurora live, great experience
She makes music for the girlboss in us

>>1071
I've had a 6 hour digging a ditch for the electrical cable experience
It was a family favor in case you wanna know, lets just say hopefully I will not have to do any favors anymore for a long while.
>>1076
That's so funny lmao. I will believe this is what happened.

Good morning Albion Posters, life isn't wonderful, the Lib Dems aren't the 2nd largest party.

What's on the agenda today, agendabros?
I have 5 things to choose between and this will lead to me not being able to choose any of them and doing nothing instead

>>1091
That's a big swing, I was thinking recently that the politics has became literally red vs blue (in US and in my country too pretty much), as in people will vote for their team and only a few percent of the voters actually care about what they're saying or doing. Guess it's not so applicable here.
>>1092
>What's on the agenda today, agendabros?
Probably resting for most of the day, since my back and legs are donezo.

>>1092
Mein Agendafu for today is
>wake up
>play the hitman escalation conor mcgregor level
[I AM HERE]
>make a big hecking scrumptious luncheon
>prepare for my vampire: the masquerade chronicle
>shitpost online about Sir Keir Starmer
>sleep

>>1094
try making a small luncheon for today

>>1095
hey buddy, nice post, its a shame i have to debunk it
im not eating breakfast, so i need a hecking big chungus luncharino

>>1096
I've got a great workout for you. Turn your head left, then turn your head right, repeat a few times.
Now do that every time someone offers you food.

>>1097
Should I just not eat food until dinner time? That's your plan?

>>1098
Nah, I just was looking for an opportunity to use that joke.
Actually just eating a bit less is the way to do it but you know that already.
That's my plan when I cut, I recommend it wholeheartedly.

>>1069
How's your gambling career? Did you win big on the russian site neko?
Remember 99% of meguminers quit before they hit it big.

Playing Forklift Simulator if anyone wants to watch me work an 8 hour shift

I had no idea Geralt's horse, Roach, was named after the fish until I tried looking up why his name is Carpeado in huezilian
Turns out that it's original name is Płotka and the english name localization is Roach (the fish in the Carp family) because of it

>>1103
Totally forgot it's a thing but you're right. They would've done a better job if they've just chosen a traditionally female pet name.
I assume Roach has connotations of it being a shortening for cockroach(male), while in polish the original name (Płotka) is not a very traditional pet name, but, it's undeniably a female pet name. Also it implies affection towards the pet since the name is "diminutive" by definition.
Blogpost polish lesson over and out.

>Posters whose IP addresses have not been previously seen are blocked due to spam.

>If you've been unintentionally caught by this filter, please email asturdyemail4 (at) gmail.com and include your public IP address.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The funny part? I've posted there last year AND I have a public polish IP that's definitely not on any VPN lists AND it's a stable IP.
Guess my career of posting on the cave is over. So sad.

>>1104
I read someone saying that the reason it being a fish is that there are "more fish in the sea" and he shouldn't get too attached to his horses, hence why they all have that name.
And then someone replied "Which is ironic because roaches live in fresh water, not seas" Ka ka ka!
>>1105
All the data was probably forgotten when the site went down in april given that my vpn was suddenly unbanned by the time it came up after like 1.5 weeks of downtime
If you've posted since then it's probably a ploy to connect IP to email addresses

>>1106
I haven't read the books so it's possible, he's got that kind of character. Also about "more fish in the sea" there's no such idiom in polish, at best "there's more where that came from" could be used that way (and has a direct translation). 😈
>If you've posted since then it's probably a ploy to connect IP to email addresses
I have not posted once since... Probably since I left, maybe I've posted once or twice in december? I don't remember now but I'm pretty sure I have not been posting this year.
WAIT WTF, YOU CAN SEE WHAT SOMEONE WRITES WHEN THEY ENABLE REALTIME.
FUCK YOU don't you :D ME
>>unwrittenpostnumber
It was there from the beginning but I just turned it on and forgot it exists since it was always: (on this thread:1, as in me) and then I turned it on today and noticed someone else turned it on but didn't notice it actually writes down the post while you type until we managed to be typing at the same time as in now.

>he turned off realtime when I was writing my great bait
It's over. Acabou. I have been defeated.

>>1107
>WAIT WTF, YOU CAN SEE WHAT SOMEONE WRITES WHEN THEY ENABLE REALTIME.
>FUCK YOU don't you :D ME
>>>unwrittenpostnumber
>It was there from the beginning but I just turned it on and forgot it exists since it was always: (on this thread:1, as in me) and then I turned it on today and noticed someone else turned it on but didn't notice it actually writes down the post while you type until we managed to be typing at the same time as in now.
This neko had a schizophrenic episode mid post

SHUT UP BUDDY. YOU'VE HAD A SCHIZOPHRENIC EPISODE SINCE YOU DELETED YOUR WHOLE POST FUCK YOU

>>1110
That wasnt me, I havent posted since >>1106

Also quads for boni :3

>>1111
Yea? then explain how tf did I manage to write that response so fast HUH? HUH?
Noooooo I forgot about quads and he stole them right from under my nose. ITS A DISASTER AFTER DISASTER.

>>1112
I turned it on after I read your schizo episode 6 minutes after it was posted and I cannot see any liveposts on my end but it seems as if you can see mine
The first quads have been Bonified, marking the entrance into a new era

>>1113
That's strange, do you have it scrolled all the way down?
It's right above the (Top|Catalog|Post a reply...) bar, it shows what you write down in plaintext when you post.

oh wait I can see you writing it right now
>I still haven't posted anything about being caught on liveposting nya hahahaha No you can't see me i'm a different person there's MILLIONS of us
Yeah I figured, but I see it nonetheless

>>1114
Did not see this post being livewritten, only the one currently in making by the third guy (did not want to be called a neko)
>Ir 'aemn lelin g you message be.ing written Itw';iceve at th
>Ir 'aemn lelin g you message be.ing written Itw';iceve
So true

Emory set leaks?

There are 110 people in this thread with liveposting enabled and this is what they are writing. Powerful

>>1115
Maybe there's something wrong on my end. I don't have exactly the most stable internet after all.
I've just reset it.
Lmao it's so janky, I think when multiple people write at the same time it kind of just makes a mess out of it.

>>1118
We have grown in power. The nekostate is so strong now 💪💪💪. I am proud.

how do you see liveposting?

if someone can see this, FUCK YOU
I see it, FUCK YOU

Attaching a tok to let the world know who wrote this wicked message

>>1121
There's an Enable realtime checkbox at the bottom where the layouts are.
I have no idea how well it works though, whenever more than one person writes it seems to shit itself pretty hard lmao.

>the words below are for the (bonald) that has been insulting you this whole time
STOP INSULTING HIM BUDDY OKAY?
YEA? FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE BABY NEKO

I've been liveposting for over 15 minutes and haven't posted anything. I miss meguca...

>if someonI sFeUCKe YOUit FU,CK FU YOCK UYO FUUCK YOU FUCK YOU AFUtCKta YOchUing a tok to let the whod world know who wrote this wicked message
This is so funny.

>>1123
>the words below are for the (bonald) that has been insulting you this whole time
I did no such thing, I started writing just as I posted "if someone can see this"
>>1124
>I miss meguca...
me too. Wish I was smart enough to figure out how to set it up at a hosting service because I wouldnt mind paying

Now I will write my magnum opus livepost here on endchan.neko
Então me abraça forte
Me diz mais uma vez que já estamos
Distante de tudo

>>1124
>>1126
2 more weeks :)
(I will probably take a bit longer)
(don't @ me I don't promise anything)
(I will try my best though when I can)

This is the FUCK YOU poster.
If you felt offended by my postings, please refer to the attached file.

>>1129
That little fella is the FUCK YOU poster??? BONALD LOOKS LIKE THAT????
c-caralho cara... não posso aguentar mais....

>>1129
I have reffered to your attached file and I offer you a one in return.

Okay buddy, for taking too long to attach a file you're getting the axe.

They say maldito a lot in The Witcher
>Essa maldito aboração
I am learning bad words....

>>1133
>maldito
Is it like someone who gets really angry?
ESSA MULTO MALDITO!!!!! (that's how I imagine someone would say he's really angry in spanish, rate my translation 0-10/10)

I've found the instagram funkies (they were not hidden, I've had them all the time, I just never post them because they're in a different folder)
OH SHIT I CAN SEE THEM 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

This version (if it worked correctly) would be probably much funnier.
It's more schizoid inducing when someone posts a bunch of stuff live, then deletes it and doesn't post anything, not even a post number is left so you could not know if someone is just making it up or not.
STOP INSULTING ME OKAY BUDDY I JUST WANT TO WRITE MY BLOGPOST IN PEACE

This is me testing the real time posting feature, do you see it?

>>1136
Nooooooooo, I wasn't looking.
Acabou(t)

Here's another real time post I wrote
Might want to read it word by word
Don't worry
Eat chinese

>>1138
>jfif
Sorry I don't know that file extension.

I CAN SEE THE REAL TIME POSTING

Oh yea, almost forgot, I've got a nice picture for all the New Vegas neko fans :)
Titled "How New Vegas fans greet each other"

>>1141
The New Vegas Greeting', checking if the fellow sister in front of you are pre- or post-op

>>1142
Where's the neko that has the Book of Great Posts, this one has to go in there.
Laughed me good.

Battlebit: Installed
Me: Ready to PWN

>>1144
chazLive chazLive for chazBattlebit

isso é literalmente eu

>>1146
This is not literally you.
You don't look like that :)

I'm trying to manifest "not my problem, thats just not my problem" into my life. I spend too long worrying about things I have essentially no control over, it's not my problem, thats just not my problem

>>1147
#Claude Fact check this statement, please.

>>1148
I've got a tok for you, it has helped me with manifesting not my problem personally.
>>1149
What do you call a bike that cannot stand? Two-tired.

>>1150
I am two-tired if your SHIT 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

>>1151
>I am two-tired if your SHIT
That sounds very much like not my problem 😎😎😎

Buddy so angry he had to post a bunch of middle fingers in live... Acabou... It's his problem...

movie movie Wolfhound 2006 l8r

>>1153
I will post as many middle fingers as I want in live buddy, and guess what?
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

>>1154
Actually I wonder if it's going to be good, I wouldn't want to be responsible for a stinker on movie night.
>>1155
>big ass cross above the bed
Definitely her rents room.
Mine have like a cross a meter high.

Don't look at the latest bubs post.

>>1154
2h20 runtime

>>1155
this girl is so cute and dancing. i- would really appreciate it if one of you posted the emory patreon leaks archive i know you bastards are holding out on me, this bullying of newnekos has gone on much too much, much too long

>>1158
SHUT UP IM THE ONE THAT WANTS THE EMORY LEAKS OKAY BUDDY?

>>1154
>calls people "lil pup"
>wants to watch a movie about a lil pup
naurrrr furryneko confirmed naurrrrr

>>1161
I'll have you know that this board is 50% furry and if I do as little as call my goontroop of furries to join us on this site, you will be the minority. You will be cancelled for furryphobia. Count your days, pup

The Last Wish [The Witcher] (1993) by Andrew Sapkowski
Pagecount: 288

book book book
story story story

It's over, the furries have risen into power. We're not going to make it, abandon ship.
I will not taste anything given to me by a furry.

What roblox game are we gonna play for 3 hours today, chat?

>>1165
I might play some more battlebots remastered later, but roblox? Yeah I'm done with that pisslow game

>>1166
>Drops 8 quidaroonies
>Stops playing the game the same day
Essa maldita carteira está chovando....

>>1167
>chovando
chorando* porra

>>1163
I could download it and upload it here. Do you actually want to read it? (I will probably be reading untranslated though though)

>>1169
I already own it, and have read it. It wouldn't be a Chaz suggestion if I hadn't already seen it, right???

I loved the short stories but I wouldn't get into blood of elves (the actual novel start) at all.

Oh, and I defeated Conor McGregor yesterday in Hitman. It was very disappointing.

You stop the fight, ask the tech CEO to let you fight for him, and then you press FOUR buttons in a very slow quick time event, and you kill a world champion in 4 punches.

Bravo Hitman.

>>1162
This.
Raise your paws up and let's make this place as fuzzy as possible! ^_^

Furry pride!

I am TORMENTED by the furries posting here. I feel THE TORMENT. MASTER AVELLONE help me, this is too much TORMENT. I'm not even a lesbian why me?

>>1174
Do not worry my child. Check your pocket, I have left you something.

>>1175
Five aces... I didn't know it was possible...
Truly my luck is going to be extraordinary today.

>>1175
*Gives you the New Vegas Greeting*
Well met, sister.

>>1177
That joke was so fucking funny, I'm unsurprised that ACIDPOSTER was the one who made it. He is so funny AND handsome. i-

>>1178
There's a reason why we voted him into office, after all

>>1179
(the reason was: boniposter was bad at rigging the elections)

acabou >>1180

>threw 2 nades
>got 2 kills
my first kills all battlebit game btw
im so good

FINE IM STARTING STREAM
chazLive chazLive for chazBattlebit

Chaz looks like THIS???????

Chazina looks like this?

>>1186
Unironically, I wish.

genuinely all drama, i fucking hate sir keir starmer

>>1173
omg it's literally boni

>he's playing the furry simulator again
Not escaping the furry accusations

>>1190
Escaping? Who said anything about trying to do that?

>>1192
I'm awake... I'm awake...

It's a second time I'm seeing unreasonable amount of someones naked chest today while looking for something to post and I'm not exactly happy with that. Thankfully both were of age.

*grabs your soul through the screen*

>he thinks I still have soul
Hahaha, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😈😈😈😈😈😈

Reki? This is what I think about Reki.

He doesn't think.
No thoughts.
Head empty.

Aberração* I have been typing the word wrong for DAYS. Acabou. I have made a fool out of myself

Scandinavian Neko that isn't from Denmark, I have an american friend (female) who is wanting to move to europe and she believes sweden is the easiest country to move to.

Your response?
Before you ask, she is fat.

>>1199
>I have an american friend (female)
>fat
My condolences.
In any case, Poland is full :)

>>1199
American? Sorry, Sweden is full. Only 'refugees' allowed.

>>1201
Isn't it actually pretty hard to get a stay visa unless you're going to a uni there?
I dunno how it is in Sweden but I'm pretty sure aside from a vacation visa, we do not have any "free travel" agreements with Americans.

I can't stop thinking about frisbees, I think I'm going to get a shower and sprint to the big mall 10km to buy some shirts and cleats.
>>1198
>Aberração
I told (You) while liveposting that (You) were writing it wrong, it's your fault you didn't see it...
>>1202
>aside from a vacation visa
It's very hard to get kicked out of any EU country, you'll get a letter telling you have to leave but it's not like anyone will check if you actually did.
The way people do here when they want to immigrate, is that they get a looong vacation visa and then uhhhh they either get a job before it expires and the gov lets them stay, or they remain unemployed and the gov lets them stay either way :D

>>1203
>I told (You) while liveposting that (You) were writing it wrong, it's your fault you didn't see it...
It's in there somewhere, I swear!

>>1203
>get a job before it expires and the gov lets them stay
I never got a job here where I didn't have to provide proper documents (either my ID, or in the case of other visa-people, they've had to provide passports and documentation that they're allowed to work here, talked with those too).
It's possible, I know it's possible everywhere, but those kind of jobs are really bad and it's much harder to evade taxes here IMO.
Also I don't know if there's any naturalization law like in US, probably not and the whole healthcare system is public so almost no funny business if you don't have the ID-number that lets you use it.
I dunno, I feel it's actually much harder to be an illegal here than in US since there's nobody that will root for you like there where you have big organizations that specifically target helping those.
Maybe in the west or scandi it's different though.

I'm TORMENTED by it being almost 8PM

Adorable killer

I wonder if you guys are going to get banned for those jokes on neko, I guess we'll probably see tomorrow or something.