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Is she back yet ffs. How long is this little prank of hers going to go on. I'm so lonely
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Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.5357 del
this nigga aint even watched the streams. she was talking about how Sandy Hook was fake in the last one I watched. why are you here if her personality is just a blank slate?

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.5358 del
Your grandpa still fucks. What's your excuse?

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 06:51 [Preview] No.5359 del
I don't know. Maybe social media and or possible autism. He was apparently a hippie who got around back in the day. As comfy as the internet can be, we cant deny how much it atomizes our world. Community is not what it used to be and there is no going back.

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.5360 del
out of 200+ videos and multiple 2+ hour livestreams… all u can find is she said sandy hook was fake like she mutters out all other memes?? did she even go into detail about this or did she just say "sandy hook fake lol"... yeah she never went into her opinions. she just said memes and jokes. so now you niggas think she thinks just like you because she never rlly went into detail about her opinions so its easy for yall to project. i just think this bitch is funny but i aint bout to sit n think how pretty she is or how shes just like me or some shit like that lol

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.5361 del
damn you are a lil bitch simp haha
so what are you gonna do when you find out ur waifu is married and has kids? cry and pretend it dont exist? or pretend to be ok with it?? lol

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Rare pics Anonymous 10/28/2020 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No. 217 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Post the rare pics you have, or post something not in this mega file.
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Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 10:41:14 [Preview] No.1217 del
Not her. That's Bree. LB posted this.

Anonymous 07/26/2021 (Mon) 15:25:59 [Preview] No.1218 del
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she always makes me think of Ritsu when her hair is pulled back

Anonymous 08/02/2021 (Mon) 03:34:59 [Preview] No.1362 del
What'ts the movie on the third picture?

Anonymous 08/02/2021 (Mon) 04:29:42 [Preview] No.1364 del
boondock saints

Anonymous 08/13/2022 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.5351 del
hot little latina with sexy thighs

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Goddamnit this better be a photoshop

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.5341 del
Why did you make a new thread?

You know what this board needs...besides an enema. A music thread. And right now, it's time to...kick out the jams motherfuckers!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9fpgQGmHFWE [Embed]
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Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 20:24:49 [Preview] No.5287 del
Shut up, you get off to giving head in the head. Quit playing with dinghys, sailor moon

Seabee 08/08/2022 (Mon) 00:44:35 [Preview] No.5288 del
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Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.5329 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jdAxvD63a6c [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM [Embed]

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.5330 del
do you listen to anything other than meme music

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.5334 del
>discover new song that you love
>checkout the rest of their discography
>its all garbage

link related
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ND1J78xmTCI [Embed]

Hey, going to be posting some upscaled images in this thread.

I'm using https://www.cutout.pro/photo-enhancer-sharpener-upscaler which uses a credit/payment system per image and so I have paid for a limited amount of credits, so I can only post a certain amount of images each month.

Also shoutout to the Rosebud/Rose discord for letting me know about cutpro!
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Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 04:42 [Preview] No.5317 del
if you're gonna be ginger, you gotta have a scottish accent. otherwise you're just an anagram.

Seabee 08/11/2022 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.5319 del
Yeah, I was thinking of installing The Clapper in every room so all she would have to do is clap once to turn on the lights and clap again to turn the lights off but she's not the sharpest knife in the drawer and knowing her she'd screw it up by losing count.
So I asked her if she would be amenable to an Alexa device so all she has to do is say,"Alexa, turn on lights." So the first thing she asked me what amenable means. After I explained what amenable meant she stated that Alexa wouldn't work for her because her mom always told her to never speak to strangers.

Anonymous 08/11/2022 (Thu) 15:38 [Preview] No.5320 del
the first part was funny

Seabee 08/11/2022 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.5322 del
>otherwise you're just an anagram
or a nag a ram

Anonymous 08/12/2022 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.5326 del
he meant nigger I think

/pol/ thread Anonymous 02/18/2022 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No. 3096 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ok guys you heard the lady, we have to whip this board into shape.
I'm about to drop some truth bombs on the infidels of your mind.
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Anonymous 08/09/2022 (Tue) 22:50 [Preview] No.5298 del
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I knew Ashley would save us

Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 00:12 [Preview] No.5299 del
In a better world, women would return to being property of their fathers again and puberty would be the only limiter to being married off. It's a real atrocity what Jews and feminists have taken from us.

Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 05:04 [Preview] No.5300 del
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He fucked his dogs?

Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.5301 del
in san francisco "hugging" is often used interchangeably with "gay sex"
and yeah he fucked his dogs its 2022 bigot

Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 21:54 [Preview] No.5309 del
>in san francisco "hugging" is often used interchangeably with "gay sex"
Holy shit, thanks for the heads up, bro. Say, how did you find out about this? You must have known a guy, huh?

Posting some wallpapers in here from time to time.
Using a filter on Cutout Pro with the right image and some tweaks they turn out looking hand painted and really cool.
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Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 13:48:56 [Preview] No.5282 del
>I dunno how much it wiggles man!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WO5859x0Gms [Embed]

Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 20:13:52 [Preview] No.5286 del
I am the storm. I was struck by lightning

Anonymous 08/08/2022 (Mon) 13:11:14 [Preview] No.5290 del
>AshLinux trying to block a cookie from horsecockdildoluvers.net

Anonymous 08/08/2022 (Mon) 17:21:39 [Preview] No.5291 del
There are no cookies on my gentoo computer. I have a security system that will automatically trace the coordinates and launch an ICBM at any server that attempts to store cookies.

Anonymous 08/10/2022 (Wed) 21:42 [Preview] No.5308 del
>who isn't overweight.

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Suspect photos Anonymous 08/01/2022 (Mon) 04:20:41 [Preview] No. 5149 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Can some of you guys photoshop Ashley with realistic facial hair? Possibly even balding, tired eyes and such?

It's going to be used in those suspected shooter pictures minutes after a crime has happened. We can "accidentally" identify the wrong suspect, which is an angry FtM Ashley. We still need to work out why she, er sorry, HE would commit such a crime.
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Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 05:22:10 [Preview] No.5278 del
woah. are there FtMtF trannies? that's the most progressive thing I can conceive of

Seabee 08/07/2022 (Sun) 14:00:11 [Preview] No.5283 del
Yeah, it's gotten completely out of control

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jkZujRnHWNA [Embed]

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Anonymous 08/07/2022 (Sun) 17:22:54 [Preview] No.5285 del
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where the FUCK is my image

Anonymous 08/08/2022 (Mon) 01:44:43 [Preview] No.5289 del
and they need to be put in labor camps

Anonymous 08/01/2022 (Mon) 14:39:49 [Preview] No. 5157 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Does /ashleyj/ play vidya? Any of you lads ever heard of Wurm Unlimited? It's like Minecraft meets Runescape. It's old and barely developed for the years it's been around but somehow still really enjoyable. There's a new server that's been made that's going up tomorrow at 6pm CST.

You can get the game here: https://mega.nz/folder/SZwDDZqY#SOBwLZAq4_HuixQPZX45wQ
And one of the main threads for it here: https://zzzchan.xyz/v/thread/147001.html

When the server's up at the selected time, you can connect using IP: and Port: 3724, no password required.

Anonymous 08/01/2022 (Mon) 19:53:32 [Preview] No.5160 del
I'll do it if Ashley does

Anonymous 08/02/2022 (Tue) 12:29:06 [Preview] No.5168 del
She just messaged me to say she'll totally be there. You'll have to find her, though.

Anonymous 08/04/2022 (Thu) 15:50:48 [Preview] No.5213 del
It looks like Minecraft meets Arma.
Ive been playing with tts, writing and shooping.
Vidya is a millionaire tier.
Its making them that I wish to do.
Invest irl so I can make 6 games lol.

Slappity sloop. Qwip qwap qwoop!
Sussy wussy, goober gunt daytona.


Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 01:13:45 [Preview] No.5219 del
I have been thinking about this game for the past couple days. Why is the game sold on steam when you can play multiplayer on non-steam version as well?

Anonymous 08/05/2022 (Fri) 01:42:44 [Preview] No.5221 del
The devs are retarded. Don't buy shit, just download the game from the mega link and hop in. We're only a few days in.

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Let's do our exercises Anonymous 07/05/2022 (Tue) 03:49:00 [Preview] No. 4931 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Alright everyone time to do the exercise.

I should want to mail a polite fan letter to Ashley.
I shouldn't want to mail Ashley a tuft of my pubic hair and ask her to send me back some of hers.
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Anonymous 07/24/2022 (Sun) 13:25:17 [Preview] No.5093 del

I should want to enjoy Ashley's cooking.
I shouldnt accept whatever the hell this abomination of a meal is, even if does include your daily whole grains.

Anonymous 07/24/2022 (Sun) 17:46:49 [Preview] No.5094 del
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>it's g-good

Anonymous 07/25/2022 (Mon) 17:07:03 [Preview] No.5100 del
if ash made that for me and told me to eat it... i would.

Anonymous 08/01/2022 (Mon) 02:17:36 [Preview] No.5146 del
Lucky for her, I know how to cook, like her father. Probably cook better than her father. Her father would probably like my cooking tbh. I had a black guy and his nephew tell me I made the best chicken they ever had and the Mexicans that used to live across from me caught me making Birria once because they could smell it and lost their shit because they didn't know the white guy next door could throw down like they family do. Birria is one of my favorite things. I usually have it with some ramen in the birria broth. I be grillin' and making giant pizzas in a wood-fired brick oven in the backyard too. I do it all in the kitchen. I blame Youtube. I used to think food network was cool but then I realized most celebrity chefs are hacks watching those same YouTube videos. I also clean.

Seabee 08/01/2022 (Mon) 02:57:40 [Preview] No.5148 del
Should chicken be eaten with the fingers or should the fingers be eaten separately?