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Anonymous 03/20/2022 (Sun) 12:26:16 [Preview] No. 3343 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Hey, going to be posting some upscaled images in this thread.

I'm using https://www.cutout.pro/photo-enhancer-sharpener-upscaler which uses a credit/payment system per image and so I have paid for a limited amount of credits, so I can only post a certain amount of images each month.

Also shoutout to the Rosebud/Rose discord for letting me know about cutpro!
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Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 21:52:57 [Preview] No.4204 del
...and rubbing her belly as your future manlet son Derrick grows within her and she say "God, I hate that abortion is now illegal and I have to live with this parasite growing within me. "Ashley, you only have a few more months handcuffed to the rails of this hospital bed. Then you can go beat your self with a hammer and fall down the stairs all you want the judge said, babe."

Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 01:04:00 [Preview] No.4214 del
She's so pretty. I just want to come home late one evening and crawl into bed with her. Wake her up with some smooches while whispering in her ear and she says, "Not tonight, you're drunk." Then I wrestle her out of the covers on the bed and she screams to stop. "You're my waif and you're gonna do as I say!" So I pick her up over my shoulder and take her into the living room and beat her all night at Smash Bros. while she cries abut it.

Anonymous 05/17/2022 (Tue) 14:49:49 [Preview] No.4241 del
You sick piece of shit, I bet you main Kirby.

Anonymous 05/17/2022 (Tue) 17:21:28 [Preview] No.4244 del
I'll crush you both. I'll crush all of you on a team against me.

Anonymous 05/17/2022 (Tue) 19:33:07 [Preview] No.4246 del
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Kirby can swallow a load of cum
Better loosen up because we're gonna run a train on that ass. You'll be going down faster than Michael Jackson on Macaulay Culkin.

Anonymous 07/13/2021 (Tue) 21:59:02 [Preview] No. 1069 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
You know what this board needs...besides an enema. A music thread. And right now, it's time to...kick out the jams motherfuckers!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9fpgQGmHFWE [Embed]
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Anonymous 05/17/2022 (Tue) 05:36:54 [Preview] No.4239 del
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we do not speak that name in this household

Anonymous 05/17/2022 (Tue) 06:42:22 [Preview] No.4240 del
You no like Gillette? https://youtube.com/watch?v=fcrexKS8kxA [Embed]

Anonymous 05/17/2022 (Tue) 17:18:40 [Preview] No.4243 del
Goys will be goys

Anonymous 05/17/2022 (Tue) 18:40:18 [Preview] No.4245 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-qstIEHDVRg [Embed]

/pol/ thread Anonymous 02/18/2022 (Fri) 06:32:16 [Preview] No. 3096 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Ok guys you heard the lady, we have to whip this board into shape.
I'm about to drop some truth bombs on the infidels of your mind.
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Anonymous 05/11/2022 (Wed) 21:51:02 [Preview] No.4164 del
i'm sorry john, i don't think it would work out between us

Seabee 05/12/2022 (Thu) 20:43:15 [Preview] No.4169 del
C'mon man. We know what you really want. To savor her warm saliva tainted with the subtle flavor of Pepsi. Albeit an erotic and exotic indulgence.

Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 20:25:45 [Preview] No.4233 del
I was at Burger King and was surprised to see Ashley working behind the counter. I didn't want to reveal that I knew who she was so I could observe what she was actually like. She took my order and was like yeah, you look like someone who would eat that crap. I was so thrown off and embarrassed by what she said so I replied it's not for me, it's for my... and she interrupted me with it's for your girlfriend that goes to another school, incel? How much does she weigh? I just shutup and gave her my money but I got to touch her hand as she took it. It felt so warm and soft. She then went ew and put hand sanitizer on her hands and began to wipe them furiously on her pants. Then she walked away while there were other people waiting in line behind me. A black lady yelled excuse me, but we want some service and Ashley said hey gorilla lady, this is a burger king, not a welfare office. The lady became visibly upset and left while yelling fuck white people. As Ashley was bagging my order, she opened the wrapper to my impossible whopper and spit on my burger right in front of me. By this timem I had had enough. I asked for the manager and this fat guy wearing shiny aviator shades came from the back. I told him that Ashley had spit in my burger and he was like this burger right here? and then just took a bite out of it and said to Ashley how come you spit in their food but not mine? I told them look, I just want my money back. I saw Ashley then take my money out of the register and stick it in her pocket and said come and get it you cuck as she ran to the restroom. I followed her but soon realized that this restroom was not gender neutral. Damn, if only this was a Target I said. Then I heard Ashley yell from behind the door, you can't come in here and rape me, this is a women's restroom. Men aren't allowed. I hate to admit it, but she was right. I have never felt so powerless in my life.

Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 23:29:55 [Preview] No.4235 del
she really is the fucking worst

Seabee 05/17/2022 (Tue) 00:30:29 [Preview] No.4237 del
Anon, I'm so jealous. You had the honor of actually touching her warm slender hand which is attached to the most incredible, amazing girl on the planet.

Yet you disappoint me. You passed on the privilege of savoring your burger drizzled with one of her precious bodily fluids. I would give a lung to indulge in such a tasty burger inundated with that Pepsi tainted warm saliva.

Please, Anon, do me a solid. The next time you have the opportunity to return to said Burger King and she again honors you with her "secret sauce" don't demand your money back. Send it to me so that I may partake in such an exotic feast and I will definitely make it worth your while.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=iAHJCPoWCC8 [Embed]

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Anonymous 05/13/2022 (Fri) 13:35:23 [Preview] No. 4180 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This has to be fake, right?
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Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 18:36:13 [Preview] No.4229 del
Do you think poo pees when pee lifts? https://www.instagram.com/p/CNc2xy_gU6T/

Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 18:39:01 [Preview] No.4230 del

that shit will never not freak me out

Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 18:53:02 [Preview] No.4231 del
I think the pee gives her more power to lift. It's like when you hit the nitrous button in a car

Anonymous 05/16/2022 (Mon) 19:04:23 [Preview] No.4232 del
so you wouldn't let ashley pee on you?

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Video Thread Anonymous 12/01/2021 (Wed) 05:50:26 [Preview] No. 2201 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I found vidrel on my old hdd and figured I'd make a video thread. Feel free to post whatever.
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Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 04:16:57 [Preview] No.4091 del
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I got this photo off the net, but it's the same design. I'm guessing all cartoon glasses from the 80's are more lead than glass.

Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 08:58:56 [Preview] No.4092 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kdxSmoxfl7A [Embed]

Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 13:26:51 [Preview] No.4198 del
You cant outrun them Ashton.
They know what you did...
no amount of pronouns will save you from the hand of Justice.

Anonymous 05/14/2022 (Sat) 14:10:43 [Preview] No.4200 del
it's 2222 and they still won't let Chris chan be

Anonymous 05/15/2022 (Sun) 22:06:08 [Preview] No.4213 del

People doubted the Dimensional Merge.

Anonymous 07/05/2021 (Mon) 11:07:51 [Preview] No. 941 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I wonder how Ashley deals with the fact that her brother's girlfriend is a psychotic leftist? I wonder is she knows that her boyfriend's sister is "literally Hitler"? Look at how under her spell Nathan is. dude is totally whipped. I want to see where this dumpster fire relationship goes. I have a feeling this bitch is going to go insane and take it out on him, ash and her dad. She lives with them and borrows money from Ash's family and won't hold down a job or even fucking work. This clown woman thinks she's going to make big face painting. Nathan is a good looking kid. He can do better. He needs to get his act together and quit larping as Sid Vicious.


Also, please no harassment. Don't scare them off the internet. They are entertaining as hell and they are the closest link we have to knowing how Ash is doing. Don't message them about Ash. They will block, possibly delete their accounts and tell Ash which will upset her. Ash already thinks creeps are stalking her to hurt her as it is because some robot from /ashleyj/ messaged her fucking mom on facebook about her.
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Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 15:09:01 [Preview] No.4149 del
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Okay, done. How does she look?

Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 18:46:23 [Preview] No.4150 del
>Sav'aaq cis het incel, this is the women's-only wing of the mental ward

Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 20:56:58 [Preview] No.4157 del

I hate to admit it, but I'd probably fall for her if we met under the right circumstances.

Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 21:37:59 [Preview] No.4158 del
>wearing a mask
lol no

Anonymous 05/11/2022 (Wed) 00:43:29 [Preview] No.4160 del
he has to or they'll kick him out of Gerudo town

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1/23/2022 AUDIO Anonymous 05/08/2022 (Sun) 18:59:12 [Preview] No. 4097 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jg7Jed95nCM [Embed]

Thank you, Ashley!
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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 20:55:28 [Preview] No.4142 del
I think that thread was a porn site self-advertising
but even they're above this fag cause they have some talent

Laughing_Boy 05/09/2022 (Mon) 21:03:44 [Preview] No.4143 del
So who was the previous holder?

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 21:06:25 [Preview] No.4144 del
timmy is more likeable than you ever will be, lady boy. guess that whole "most annoying yet boring person" thing cut deep, huh? you can't be an asshole and have thin skin at the same time.

Lady_Boy 05/09/2022 (Mon) 21:19:37 [Preview] No.4145 del
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That's not even me you're replying to you bodaggit and no, I'm pissed someone is taking my title. I'm gonna have to make you all hate me now and reveal my final form

Anonymous 05/10/2022 (Tue) 05:29:01 [Preview] No.4146 del
I'm drawfag my fellow black man

what if LB was John this whole time, now that would be an epic twist

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Anonymous 11/20/2021 (Sat) 06:41:43 [Preview] No. 2130 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
hello faggots.
I'm your new drawfag

you can make requests, and I will draw them if I feel like it
otherwise I'll just draw whatever I want
also I may be randomly inactive for various intervals

other people can do stuff too if they want, I know there are 1 or 2 photoshop wizards here. we'll call this the art general
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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 06:43:04 [Preview] No.4118 del
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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 16:36:48 [Preview] No.4121 del

fuuuuuuuuuuu there's not enough ashton content yet

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 16:53:08 [Preview] No.4122 del
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>tfw Ashton will never break off pee's tortilla dick in my asshole

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 16:55:37 [Preview] No.4123 del
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fucking website
>tfw Ashton will never break off pee's tortilla dick in my asshole

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 20:42:35 [Preview] No.4140 del
ngl i would pound ashton's bussy

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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 17:50:34 [Preview] No. 4125 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]

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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 18:49:10 [Preview] No.4127 del
DBZ is a modern classic. it will surely be remembered forever for its riveting unpredictable writing and breathtaking animation.

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Anonymous 03/07/2021 (Sun) 19:14:35 [Preview] No. 438 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
do you have the strength to challenge derrick?
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Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:05:41 [Preview] No.4109 del
happy mother's day to Ashley's mom, and her favorite father figure

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:10:28 [Preview] No.4111 del
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oof that looks like me and every girlfriend i've ever had.

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:11:01 [Preview] No.4112 del
i'd split that hog

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:12:11 [Preview] No.4113 del
all power to chubby chasers, you're the kid who likes the banana otter pops

Anonymous 05/09/2022 (Mon) 04:29:31 [Preview] No.4114 del
otter pops? we only have fla-vor-ice here