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Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 13:24:50 [Preview] No. 4450
Posting some wallpapers in here from time to time.
Using a filter on Cutout Pro with the right image and some tweaks they turn out looking hand painted and really cool.

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 13:26:57 [Preview] No.4451 del
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here is the first one

Desktop version

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mobile version

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 13:30:05 [Preview] No.4454 del
and finally just the raw image

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Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 14:30:59 [Preview] No.4458 del
Dude, these are incredible. You really are going all out to impress the three other anon here aren't you?

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 14:59:05 [Preview] No.4460 del
If we keep making quality oc, she'll just have to come back.

Anonymous 06/02/2022 (Thu) 16:53:19 [Preview] No.4463 del
that looks really good, did you edit the picture at all? the eyes are slightly bigger if I'm not mistaken

Anonymous 06/03/2022 (Fri) 13:46:29 [Preview] No.4474 del
I would laugh if that wasnt so painfully true
I didnt resize the eyes, mostly small errors like a fixing things like weird angles, creases, colours, edges and things blending oddly together. some of her pictures work out well and others dont work at all

Anonymous 06/04/2022 (Sat) 20:09:22 [Preview] No.4495 del
can you make a version with a dark background please?

Anonymous 06/04/2022 (Sat) 21:32:16 [Preview] No.4496 del
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top surgery really suits him. glad they left the dark brown pancake nipples.

Anonymous 06/04/2022 (Sat) 21:39:43 [Preview] No.4497 del
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i tried it but the feathering is janky

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 00:26:43 [Preview] No.4498 del
i didn't know this was real. i thought you shooped the whole thing from a photo https://www.instagram.com/p/CeQ2Q1GOLv0/

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 01:27:38 [Preview] No.4501 del
9/11 only gets a day for mourning while gays get a “pride” month because homosexuality is a bigger tragedy

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 03:41:51 [Preview] No.4505 del
that's true, we need a whole month to mourn
all fags at half-mast

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 04:10:53 [Preview] No.4506 del
I can't get over how shitty this magazine cover is. It literally looks like someone made it in ms paint.

Seabee 06/05/2022 (Sun) 04:26:54 [Preview] No.4507 del
Good on you guys. I thought I was the only one that noticed the obvious.I asked the question why is there a gay pride MONTH but only a Memorial DAY.

Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 06:17:09 [Preview] No.4508 del
affirmative action designers

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Anonymous 06/05/2022 (Sun) 20:44:36 [Preview] No.4518 del

"Drink Cherry-Cream soda, just like Lil' Ashner does. Gives ya pep, brightens yer teeth."

Seabee 06/05/2022 (Sun) 23:08:39 [Preview] No.4520 del
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Product does not claim nor assert that if used according to directions it will make you as cute as Lil' Ashner.

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 00:04:45 [Preview] No.4521 del
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>Cherry-Cream soda
Ashley ain't drinkin' that shiz

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 03:27:31 [Preview] No.4525 del
Faygo is alright, but their cola tastes like watered down RC cola and Moonmist is absolute shit. Just do the dew, man. Faygo has the best grape drank on the market though. My only complaint is that it makes your poop green.

Seabee 06/06/2022 (Mon) 05:34:48 [Preview] No.4529 del
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And if you want to elevate your taste buds try Olde Frothingsloch, the beer with the foam on the bottom.

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 06:45:45 [Preview] No.4530 del
aw you've never had the one at wendys

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 07:34:13 [Preview] No.4531 del
I had no idea that even existed? Not sure how I missed out on this for so long? Maybe it's not offered in my area? I will definitely go find out next time I head into town. I do like cherry limeade and usually get one when I go to Firehouse Subs or Sonic. It gives me an awful migraine though but I'll continue to drink that crap. My favorite thing from Wendy's is the Cheesy Cheddarburger and since it's no longer on the menu, niggers can't seem to figure out how to put cheese sauce on a Dave's single cheeseburger so I rarely go to Wendy's anymore since there were no good ones in my area but they recently opened a brand new one near me. I just haven't gone yet because it's in the opposite direction of my usual errands.

Anonymous 06/06/2022 (Mon) 08:07:45 [Preview] No.4532 del
yeah, if they have the fancy machine get "dave's cherry cream soda", it's the best fucking soda on earth

Anonymous 06/07/2022 (Tue) 02:58:53 [Preview] No.4533 del
>froth on the bottom

Anonymous 06/07/2022 (Tue) 03:36:58 [Preview] No.4534 del
Are you sure you're not just opening them the wrong way? I mean, you are getting up in age.

Seabee 06/07/2022 (Tue) 14:49:00 [Preview] No.4538 del
OK you whippersnappers I'll be 30 in a few months so I guess that probably makes me the old man on this board but with no regrets I've accepted my fate.

This is how we opened beer cans when I was in the Seabees. We didn't need no stinkin' assault weapons, we just walked up to the Taliban and opened a can of beer with our teeth and they ran away like the sissies they were.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JKo1dZEHIxE [Embed]

Anonymous 06/07/2022 (Tue) 16:39:22 [Preview] No.4539 del
you're very mature for your age

Seabee 06/08/2022 (Wed) 00:22:19 [Preview] No.4541 del
Thanks, Anon. And speaking from personal experience I think that the military has the ability to change a smart ass know it all wise cracking kid into an adult mature beyond his years.

My enlistment ended in 2014 but how the military's status is now I don't know but from articles I've read the military seems more interested in appeasing the LGBQ crowd the social justice warriors and woke crowd much to the chagrin of those now proudly serving.

Anonymous 06/08/2022 (Wed) 02:40:51 [Preview] No.4542 del
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oh, yeah, this is more of a pol thread thing but our military is fucked.

Seabee 06/08/2022 (Wed) 03:07:45 [Preview] No.4543 del
Yup, agreed, sad but true.

Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 13:36:40 [Preview] No.4556 del
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Super Smash Bros reveal style wallpaper

Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 13:37:43 [Preview] No.4557 del
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blacked edition...

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Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 13:42:10 [Preview] No.4560 del
quick, i need to know what her moveset is

Anonymous 06/11/2022 (Sat) 18:11:34 [Preview] No.4562 del
she's very light, slowest fall speed in the game
A moves revolve around swinging a bass guitar except for the side smash which is her signature upper jump uppercut
when you roll she does the cannibal roll
neutral B - throws pepsi can
side B - sends out charging pug companion
down B - counter like eveyrone fucking else
up B - she disappears never to be seen again

Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 18:09:07 [Preview] No.4677 del
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I always find one more thing I don't like after I post it
ok here it is. this was a very hard. I thought it would be easy cause I could trace the lines and use a direct reference, but that was not the case. you'd better all like it, and if not too bad cause I'm done with it.

Anonymous 06/18/2022 (Sat) 18:15:13 [Preview] No.4678 del
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bulkier but higher quality png

Anonymous 06/19/2022 (Sun) 13:14:04 [Preview] No.4685 del
nice! the detailing on the hair and clothing folds looks really good
the skintone looks a little washed out though
>I always find one more thing I don't like after I post it
yeah i hate that

Anonymous 06/22/2022 (Wed) 00:45:57 [Preview] No.4715 del
nice, just put it on my phone

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Anonymous 06/22/2022 (Wed) 14:57:19 [Preview] No.4727 del

that is fucking awesome. what program do you use again? cut-out pro?

Anonymous 06/22/2022 (Wed) 17:57:48 [Preview] No.4728 del
this one turned out really well
I am adding the darkened one to my collection

Anonymous 06/23/2022 (Thu) 13:41:42 [Preview] No.4733 del
thanks, yeah Im using https://www.cutout.pro/turn-selfie-into-cartoon-anime-comic which does 95% of the work to convert the photo into a painted looking image, then I use photoshop to make some minor tweaks.
I'm glad you like them.

Anonymous 06/24/2022 (Fri) 05:04:56 [Preview] No.4750 del

it does great but definitely still needs a human touch up. tried it with rose.

Anonymous 06/24/2022 (Fri) 13:28:19 [Preview] No.4753 del
what a slut

Anonymous 06/24/2022 (Fri) 16:17:45 [Preview] No.4754 del
what is that in her mouth?
a cock?
is she biting some poor fellow's cock?
she's taking a picture of herself nipping some gook's yellow cock?

Anonymous 06/24/2022 (Fri) 19:35:56 [Preview] No.4759 del

I took that pic. She's literally biting the head of my cock off. Banana flavored condoms are dumb. Minions are dumb.

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Anonymous 06/25/2022 (Sat) 13:08:01 [Preview] No.4772 del
>ashley will never get you off with her awful cockney accent

Anonymous 06/25/2022 (Sat) 23:54:25 [Preview] No.4781 del
How many men do you think have penetrated Ashley? If she truly looks like Ashton she may still be a virgin? Tbh as funny as Ash is I just can't find her attractive with the FtM look. Most men are desperate though and will stick it in anything.

Anonymous 06/26/2022 (Sun) 03:15:17 [Preview] No.4783 del
he's one of those "gay" trannies. he goes to the club and they run a train on him cause he still looks like a teenager.

Anonymous 06/26/2022 (Sun) 13:43:57 [Preview] No.4788 del
>Most men are desperate though and will stick it in anything.
can confirm, just fucked my toaster. It was toasty but left burnt marks on the shaft 6/10

Anonymous 06/26/2022 (Sun) 16:49:20 [Preview] No.4790 del
>Most men are desperate though and will stick it in anything.
As a man who routinely gets stuck in things at work and requires assistance. My ass is often slapped and lewd comments are made about my "man pussy". I'm always the butt of the joke. The thing is. I don't think they are joking. I no longer go out for drinks with them after work. Don't want to end up pinned to a pinball machine like Jodie Foster.

Anonymous 06/26/2022 (Sun) 18:28:56 [Preview] No.4792 del
you've gotta cover it with conditioner first

uh oh, don't get stuck in a window or they might recreate that one flash game on you

Anonymous 06/27/2022 (Mon) 21:45:53 [Preview] No.4798 del
You're just gay. I'd do Ashley so hard. She'd have to call Mary afterwards and tell her that the patriarchy has absolutely ruined her and she won't be able to march for women's rights for at least a week. Mary would understand. She's been there many times before.

Anonymous 06/27/2022 (Mon) 22:21:31 [Preview] No.4800 del
Ashton is a demisexual poopkin, you're bisexual at best if you're attracted to pee

Anonymous 06/27/2022 (Mon) 23:29:31 [Preview] No.4801 del
I don't care! I'm in love! I'm in love! and I don't care who knows! You hear that world!? I love poo!

Seabee 06/28/2022 (Tue) 03:37:17 [Preview] No.4807 del
And who can blame you

Anonymous 06/28/2022 (Tue) 03:59:26 [Preview] No.4808 del
your favorite? even above Rose?

Seabee 06/28/2022 (Tue) 04:19:54 [Preview] No.4809 del
Rose is cool but she's a distant second to the Ash who I'd walk a million miles for one of her smiles.

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 19:42:01 [Preview] No.4842 del
Well you do that Seabee. I'm going to go to the corner store and just pick her up some sour brite crawlers. When she asks where you've been, I'm going to tell her you went out for smokes and never came back.

Anonymous 06/29/2022 (Wed) 20:06:03 [Preview] No.4843 del
>a million miles
that'd take like 40 years if you walk fast. you'd be dead by the time you reach her.

Seabee 06/29/2022 (Wed) 22:25:45 [Preview] No.4849 del
I don't smoke. Smoking is for suckers. It's a Jewish scheme to slowly eliminate the Goy.

Seabee 06/29/2022 (Wed) 22:29:18 [Preview] No.4850 del
Knowing what's waiting for me at the end of my journey I could do it in 5 and she would be so happy to see me.

Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 01:33:36 [Preview] No.4853 del
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>5 years
>548 miles a day
>Seabee gets up at 6am sharp every day and sprints at 30mph
>continues until midnight, stopping only to eat his MREs in 5 minutes or less
>stays strong thinking about the glorious pity smile waiting at the end of his journey

Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 01:37:16 [Preview] No.4855 del
I don't understand? What's waiting for you? She? You mean your wife? Why is she a million miles away and not at home in your marital bed? Is she scandalous? Are you both polyamorous? Are you a domestic abuser and she stays at a women's shelter? Are you dark triad personality? 50 Shades of Seabee?

Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 01:57:57 [Preview] No.4857 del
it's a hyperbole you fucking goose.
we the audience are meant to assume that Seabee has entered into a covenant with Ashley that she'll smile at him if he run around the circumference of the earth at the equator 40 times.

Seabee 06/30/2022 (Thu) 02:25:19 [Preview] No.4858 del
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Dayum, it must be my turn in the barrel.

Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 04:35:58 [Preview] No.4859 del
I don't know Seabee? That's quite the feat just to simp. Ashley will probably have moved again by the time you get there.

Anonymous 06/30/2022 (Thu) 06:13:18 [Preview] No.4861 del
if that one dude was actually her and she really is estranged from her family she could be anywhere. might not even be in Colorado anymore

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