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NEET General #1018 - Halloween 2026 Edition NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No. 1043941
Are you NEETs getting dressed up?

Old Thread: >>1042731


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.1043942 del
A scary edition. Good!


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.1043944 del
>>1043941
How does he do it?


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.1043945 del


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.1043946 del
anyone want to share a needle?


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.1043947 del
>>1043944
>>1043945
It keeps me awake at night.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.1043948 del
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>>1043946
Here.
Knit me a scarf.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.1043949 del
Crispy Honey & Herb Chicken Wings

Ingredients — 2 kg chicken wings

Marinade

* 4 tbsp oil

* 1 tbsp G-Fresh Yiros

* 1 tbsp G-Fresh BBQ Provençale

* 1 tbsp MasterFoods Avo Smash

* 1 tbsp honey

* 1 tbsp lemon juice

Crispy coating

* 1½ cups plain flour

* 2 tsp baking powder

* 2 tsp sweet paprika

* 1 tsp each G-Fresh Yiros & BBQ Provençale

Method

* Cut wings into drumettes and flats.

* Mix marinade, coat chicken and refrigerate 1–4 hours.

* Coat wings individually in seasoned flour.

* Place on racks, lightly brush with oil.

* Bake at 200°C, turning halfway, for approximately 35–45 minutes (flats may cook faster).

* Cook to 75°C internal temperature.

* Rest 5 minutes and serve.

Optional: Sprinkle G-Fresh Lemon Thyme Basil over hot wings.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.1043950 del
>>1043949
Look good. You used the best part of the wings there.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.1043951 del
>>1043949
Looks very good.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.1043952 del
The best part about Halloween is seeing the young MILFs in hot costumes while their escort their kids around the streets.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.1043953 del
Gonna buy s24 tomorrow. Might get hungry jacks and look in a book store too.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.1043954 del
>>1043949
Based.


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>>1043952
The chockies are of more interest to me tbh.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.1043956 del
>>1043952
And we are just around the corner from Cringemass too


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.1043957 del
>>1043953
Do not buy that phone if the seller looks dodgy (or brown).


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NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.1043959 del
Nothing would excite me more than seeing Possum and Weber make up and hold hands and go to a bakery and make snide remarks at the passerbys, purposefully not looking at each other while eating.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.1043960 del
>>1043958
>UK PM is buying up beans
That is grim.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.1043961 del
>>1043954
Basted


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.1043962 del
>>1043933
Hey computers are hard, man


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>>1043953
GregO really liked the cowboy anus


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.1043965 del
>>1043964
what the fuck?


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.1043966 del
Why can't I quit ausneets?


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.1043967 del
>>1043966
You may be addicted to the dopamine reward you get from replies to your posts.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.1043968 del
>>1043964
I felt his rating of the papi storm was a bit too generous. He didn't really seem to like it at all.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:56 [Preview] No.1043969 del
>>1043966
There is no escape from The Show!


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.1043970 del
Cut the end of my finger off with the rotary slicer. Bleed a lot but it didn't hit bone so will probably just grow back. Fuck.
If you don't lose half a cup of blood, rationally, you'll be fine.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.1043971 del
>>1043970
Go to the emergency room NEET.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.1043972 del
>>1043970
I feel for you. Get well.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.1043973 del
Deadlifting. Sets of three since I am too proud to lower the weight any more than I have. Getting through it.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 10:00 [Preview] No.1043974 del
>>1043966
There is no escape from the bucket.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.1043975 del
>>1043970
I don't think the end of your finger will grow back neet.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.1043976 del
>>1043973
going well


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.1043977 del
>>1043970
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.1043979 del
>>1043973
You are doing well NEET but please take it slowly. You don't want to get an injury.


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>>1043949
>G-Fresh


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NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.1043983 del
Good night NEETs.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.1043984 del
>>1043980
That's a man.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.1043985 del
>>1043983
Sweet dreams


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.1043986 del
>>1043983
Night.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.1043987 del
>>1043983
Night fella.
Dancing pidge.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.1043988 del
>>1043984
That's the joke.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.1043989 del
>>1043966
Waiting to see when Possum forgives Weber


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.1043990 del
>>1043983
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.1043991 del
Finally after being up and about for 17 hours I can lay down and rest.


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>>1043991
Good night NEET.

I am off to bed too.


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Good night, NEETs


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 12:24 [Preview] No.1043994 del


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.1043995 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1zKqs6PYWAw [Embed]


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.1043996 del
awak


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.1043997 del
Can't sleep either.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 14:57 [Preview] No.1043998 del
Next movie should be army of darkness


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NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.1044002 del
still awak


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.1044003 del
>>1044002
Indeed.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.1044004 del
awake too early, going back to sleep


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.1044005 del
GM NEETs.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 19:00 [Preview] No.1044006 del
Off to buy a new phone today and maybe get some hungry jacks and maybe swap some books.
Want to get dune or Philip k dick books.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.1044007 del
Another fucking CVSS 9.8 vulnerability in the Linux kernel reeeeee.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.1044008 del


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.1044009 del
The situation is unpredictable


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 19:35 [Preview] No.1044010 del
>be me
>be human
Gm


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NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.1044013 del
I really like these memes
>"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux."

>The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

>With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.1044014 del
>>1044012
It sounds like the vulnerability is actually in the Linux part of the Gnu+Linux.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.1044015 del
Meow
>Patrick Stewart, titan of stage and screen, dies aged 86
https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2026/oct/29/patrick-stewart-dead


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NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.1044017 del
>>1044014
lol it is


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.1044018 del


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>>1044014
It is but their meme cheered me up a bit so I forgive
>>1044015
RIP


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NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.1044021 del
>>1044001
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NxDPyhVI1iY [Embed]


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.1044022 del
>>1044004
Night frog


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.1044023 del
>>1044006
An exciting day ahead


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.1044024 del
Star Wars baldy wank died


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NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.1044028 del
>>1044025
John star trek died


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:28 [Preview] No.1044029 del
>>1044028
Celebrity gossip is a feminine hobby


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>>1044029
What about feeding birds?


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.1044031 del
Morning wank to Professor Charles


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.1044032 del
>>1044031
I rubbed one out to Jo from J. H. Leather.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.1044033 del
Morning wanks all round.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.1044034 del
how did baldy die from dementia so quickly? he was eating beans last year


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.1044035 del
and still making things for the electric jew this year


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.1044036 del
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>>1044007
>remote root rce in linux
>no ports need to be open to exploit it, just needs to be connected to the internet
>NO PATCH YET AVAILABLE FOR UBUNTU OR RED HAT


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 21:33 [Preview] No.1044037 del
>>1044013
>He lies on the floor, cold and limp.
woe


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 21:34 [Preview] No.1044038 del
>>1044015
90s captain kirk is ded but somehow 60s capatain kirk is still alive and well, by what jewish sorcerer is william shatner immortal?


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 21:38 [Preview] No.1044039 del
>>1044036
only for fags still running ipv4 and have a multipath listener


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.1044040 del
Think require poo.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.1044041 del
Pooing.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.1044042 del
I'd never even heard of mptcp, and I do know a bit about networking


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.1044043 del
>sysctl net.mptcp.enabled
>net.mptcp.enabled = 1
bros I never asked for this


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.1044044 del
>>1044034
There are aggressive versions of Alzheimer's or whatever he had.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.1044045 del
>>1044035
That I have no clue.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 22:11 [Preview] No.1044046 del
>>1044036
👆💯


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.1044047 del
Chatgpt reckons the caddy web server and traefik load balancer are most likely to be affected, because they turn it on by default.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 22:27 [Preview] No.1044048 del
>>1044040
Did mine. A nice meaty one.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 22:30 [Preview] No.1044049 del
>>1044030
Let them get their own food ffs


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 22:31 [Preview] No.1044050 del
>>1044026
Have a based one


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NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.1044052 del
>>1044047
Would have taken a team half a day to work it out.


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NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.1044056 del
>>1044055
What a stupid bitch.


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NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.1044059 del
Might cast a reboot of game of thrones, with rowan atkinson as jon snow


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 23:25 [Preview] No.1044060 del
Those Belgian waffles are good. Very sweet though.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.1044061 del
>>1044015
Sad news. He was a good actor. RIP.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.1044062 del
>>1044030
Lovely. Don't feed them though. That is how the kookaburras got so bold to go after Shaggy's bangers.


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>>1044060
What toppings do you recommend NEET?


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 23:34 [Preview] No.1044065 del
Good morning NEETs.
My back end has calmed down.


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These were nothing special.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.1044067 del
>>1044064
Bacon or other salty fried meat.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.1044068 del
>>1044065
Patched?


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.1044069 del
>>1044066
Thank you for the review NEET.


NEET 10/29/2026 (Thu) 23:56 [Preview] No.1044070 del
>>1044068
The vulnerability is still wide open.


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NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.1044072 del
lel that fat mushroom killer bitch's appeal backfired on her:
>Her 33-year non-parole period was set aside and no new parole period was imposed. This means Patterson will never be released.


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NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.1044074 del
>>1044073
She will be able to spend christmas with santa.


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:24 [Preview] No.1044075 del
>>1044072
Hopefully her children never see her again. I hope they don't get taken to the jail to visit this fat vile bitch.


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.1044076 del
>>1044072
ai will wipe us out within a couple of years, so it really doesn't matter


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.1044077 del
why did she poison people anyway?


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:33 [Preview] No.1044078 del
>532


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.1044079 del
>>1044077
wanted to kill estranged husband and only way to get him to come over was to invite his parents and church cronies
absolutely dastardly


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.1044080 del
>>1044074
they will have a beef wellington with wild mushroom for christmas dinner


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.1044081 del
>>1044079
She still went through with the poisoning of his relatives when she knew he wasn't coming to the lunch.
A real evil bitch.


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.1044082 del
>>1044036
Looking for deets
found an IBM writeup about it
<referring to the OS as "GNU-Linux"
smug_rms.jpg

kek


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.1044083 del
>>1044043
I've always turned it off because I'm a traveler from the days when kernel size mattered.


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.1044084 del
>>1044081
>A real evil bitch.
and big brain genius


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.1044085 del
>>1044056
Pretty stupid not knowing that ALL FATHERS have called their daughters a stupid bitch. At least once a week.


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:48 [Preview] No.1044086 del
>>1044079
And she would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids.


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.1044087 del
>>1044085
All Mothers as well.


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.1044088 del
The local Library's wifi was down, and I've got 22GB of torrents. anguish, grief, regret, and sorrow.


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 00:58 [Preview] No.1044089 del
You can tell the NEETs are from bad homes when they believe things like this >>1044085 >>1044087

That is not normal even though it seems to you like it is.


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NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.1044093 del
TO
THE
MOON
>Binance Drained of $5.5 Billion in Suspected Hack, Tether and Circle Freeze $1.8 Billion
https://decrypt.co/382191/binance-suspected-hack-5-billion-tether-circle-freeze-crypto


NEET 10/30/2026 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.1044094 del
>>1044089
You can tell when a Greens Party astroturfer is on an imageboard, as the regulars never post their propaganda and then defend it.


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