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NEET General #706 - Fast Bursts And Large Quantities Edition NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No. 719939
Will the breakfast club ever recover?

OLD: >>718942

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.719946 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.719956 del
webers last chance at fight camp edition

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.719957 del
That Pepe is licking his own eyeball.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.719958 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.719959 del
going to go piss soon

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.719960 del
A snack.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.719961 del
He'll be fine.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.719962 del
Weber will outlive us all.
He plans to kill us next week be careful NEETs

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.719963 del
the deer man is back...

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.719964 del
oh dear

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.719965 del
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NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.719966 del
well drawn, whatever it is

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.719967 del
Well memed.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.719968 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.719969 del
I wil draw him going away for $50

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.719970 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.719971 del
just flip the picture in ms paint u dumb arse

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.719972 del
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There you go.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.719973 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.719974 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.719975 del
I'm not sure if I ever used my powers for good instead of evil before
Feels kinda nice

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.719976 del
Good work NEET.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.719977 del
cum chair is suddenly fragrant even though i havent wanked today, curious

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.719978 del
Was just thinking of John the other night. Wonder what that degenerate pos is up to?

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.719979 del
Have you had any visitors?

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.719980 del
Curious case of the cum chair

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.719981 del
No one escapes the show.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.719982 del
not unless the deerman snuck in while i was out

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.719983 del
He probably did, evil spirits wank a lot I heard.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.719984 del
this is all because of that time i hit a drunk native american and left him on the side of the road during my american road trip

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.719985 del
cant stop laughing and smiling for no reason

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.719986 del
i'm remotely possessing you and making you happy

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.719987 del
why do the irish beat their women up so much?

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.719988 del
because they're women and that's what they're here for

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.719989 del
He was probably a meth cook, don't worry about it.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.719990 del
but he cursed me

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:54 [Preview] No.719991 del
I like Irish women and I'm gonna be honest, they can get really fucking annoying.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.719992 del
that's all women

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.719993 del
there's a 'no reservations' joke here somewhere

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:58 [Preview] No.719994 del
hopefully a smarter neet can make one for us

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.719995 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.719996 del
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NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.719997 del
Employers looking for cybersecurity staff

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.719998 del
a brown snake is out of its burrow even though it's raining

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.719999 del
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NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.720000 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.720001 del
Quads and Olive/Ryan posts her clit

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.720002 del
but it's not raining

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.720003 del
please be better

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.720004 del
Nice one Wizzy.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.720005 del
Wizzy could probably drive deerman away but then you'd have an old sorcerous boong outside

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.720006 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.720007 del
Thanks Wiz

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.720008 del
Eating BEANS

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.720011 del
Vile slander

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.720012 del
>It’s estimated feral cats costs WA’s economy about $300m every year.
Are these feral cats robbing banks or something?

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.720013 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:39 [Preview] No.720014 del
technology was invented more than 50 years ago now

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.720015 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.720016 del
The Jew fears the Sir.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.720017 del
Saw a normie trying to communicate with "SIRI" in meatspace. Truly these are the end days

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.720018 del
i just farted and it scared me!

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.720019 del
in a just world you would be allowed to behead him for that

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.720020 del
knee being a silly bugger again

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NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.720022 del
Good morning, & Have a blessed day Neets!

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:02 [Preview] No.720023 del
goin bed

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.720024 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.720025 del
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Think I'm eating too much salt neets. Had sausages for breakfast and dinner today, and sausage rolls for lunch. It's probably what's making my blood pressure so bad. How do I eat a low sodium diet?

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.720026 del
the numbers won't sit still when i try to do maths

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.720027 del
not sure but at the moment i think my sodium intake is the biggest issue with my diet, i've gotten everything else under control

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.720028 del
what can we eat for breakfast if sausages are banned?

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.720029 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.720030 del
i think it depends on the sausage, you need to ask breakfastneet

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.720031 del
good work lil buddy

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.720032 del
I could try making scrambled eggs with garlic powder

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.720033 del
iktfn. I've developed high blood pressure which I am pretty sure is the massive amount of salt in my diet.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.720034 del
mum died of a stroke and there's a good chance i will as well, especially due to my salt intake

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.720035 del
I had a general blood test recently, which included tests for elctrolytes, which I presume includes salt, and my doctor thought it was ok.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.720036 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.720037 del
i just hope it kills me in one go

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.720038 del
Well lah-dee-fucking-dah. Look at noSeriousHealthProblemsYetNEET over here.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.720039 del
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NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.720040 del
Liver enzyme level?

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.720041 del
Great arm workout.
Lots of energy, probably because I had more than 1 meal today.
Saw a clearly stolen car on the way home. They'd knocked down one of the traffic lights at an intersection and then abandoned it a bit further down. Mummybot said "ahhh the abos are probably out and about". Based

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:27 [Preview] No.720042 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.720043 del
Jesus was born in a manger because there was a housing shortage. Our problems are not new.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.720044 del
>Great arm workout.
Good work King. You're looking good.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:37 [Preview] No.720045 del
acceptable - I'm a non drinker

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.720046 del
flex pics when?

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.720047 del
a fellow teetotalerNEET

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.720048 del
How many tees do you have?

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.720049 del
poorly bantered

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.720050 del
i think i'm gradually gaslighting myself into an eating disorder, i feel guilty eating even if it's something like steak and steamed veggies

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.720051 del
Maybe when I'm back to my pre-3 month bender condition

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.720052 del
A golf ball then a litre of slurry.
Think it was the raw baby squid sushi I got in lizbef today.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.720053 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.720054 del
Goon vom?

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.720055 del
>raw baby squid sushi fro Lizbef
Making choices like that is a form of self harm.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.720056 del
iced chocolate hot tub

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.720057 del
Anyone here?

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.720058 del
Sadness 😢

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.720059 del
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Good evening...

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 20:56 [Preview] No.720060 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 20:58 [Preview] No.720061 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.720062 del
>Mummybot said "ahhh the abos are probably out and about".
On a day trip.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.720063 del
The sprays were handed over to you.

I am proud to announce It's falling out of me.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 21:43 [Preview] No.720064 del
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NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 21:55 [Preview] No.720065 del
might get some mgdolans

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.720066 del
reject wagedom, acquire goon

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 22:04 [Preview] No.720067 del
He kind of looks like attached.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.720068 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d85LcKPkylw [Embed]

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 22:56 [Preview] No.720069 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2LchUdLLgQ8 [Embed]

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.720072 del
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are you really going to let green faggots change your capitols name

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 23:18 [Preview] No.720073 del
Mean gin
lol, yeah okay

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.720075 del
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If you're lucky the boongs might even cook you a bbq.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 23:30 [Preview] No.720076 del
Nobody gives a fuck about brisbane anyway.

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 23:32 [Preview] No.720077 del

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 23:35 [Preview] No.720078 del
There's always healthy breakfast options at my many fine stores!

NEET 06/28/2023 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.720079 del
Time for me to quest for a new phone.
Going to pop into the bookshop and get some subway too.
It's freezing cold so I hope the shops won't have many people this early.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.720080 del
Who the FUCK banned sausages?! Tell me RIGHT NOW!

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:02 [Preview] No.720081 del
low sodium neet

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:04 [Preview] No.720082 del
Gonna kick his arse when I catch up with him.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:16 [Preview] No.720083 del
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Just burned "Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance"
I am the anti-buddhist

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:25 [Preview] No.720084 del
Come on now pete, you've got to start enjoying the collapse

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.720085 del
High blood pressure neets need BEANS

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.720086 del
BEANS cause high arse pressure

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:41 [Preview] No.720087 del
Good morning
Hope you're well

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.720088 del
Good morning neets. I’m trying to give up smoking starting tomorrow

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:53 [Preview] No.720089 del
smashed avo aye

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 00:59 [Preview] No.720090 del
Good luck neet

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 01:08 [Preview] No.720091 del
The mgdolans is shooting out. It smells

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.720092 del
may papa adolf help you

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.720093 del
I just had some tom yum soup.
My lips feel like they're on fire

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 01:23 [Preview] No.720094 del
Mushroom twisters

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 01:24 [Preview] No.720095 del
Magic Nazi medicine

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.720096 del
Me on the bottom left

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 01:38 [Preview] No.720097 del
have oats for brekky at least thats one meal without much sodium

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.720098 del
Switch to "lite" salt that contains lithium instead of sodium

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.720099 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.720100 del
576mg sodium down the hatch.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.720101 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:07 [Preview] No.720102 del
Is there any left?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.720103 del
Thanks Dan.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:09 [Preview] No.720104 del
Good afternoon NEETs.

Good luck NEET.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.720105 del
Fast bursts And large quantities?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.720106 del
Good afternoon NEET.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.720107 del
The outside world failed me badly.
Subway no longer make a club sandwich.
The bookshop closed down 4 months ago, nearest one is 6 suburbs away now.
Neither of the phone shops had the one I wanted so I bought a cheap vivo phone and I'm ready to smash it already
Fucking thing is bombarding me with apps and agreements and I can't even work out how to text on it.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.720108 del
maybe i buy big bag of chicken nugget tomorrow?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.720109 del
>The outside world
big mistake going out there, i hope you learnt your lesson

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.720110 del
I think it sounds do-able.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.720111 del
That's a lot of

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.720112 del
any good chicken nugger brands?
your bum is do-able

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:47 [Preview] No.720113 del
Never again
Actually I think I have to to buy a dumb phone now

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.720114 del
Fuck sake it's giving me a screen that says make a google account and the only option is agree

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.720115 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.720116 del
At least your not getting cyber bullied.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:55 [Preview] No.720117 del
Pulsating squelches

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 02:56 [Preview] No.720118 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.720120 del
put cetaphil on my feet

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.720121 del
Hope you took your shoes off first

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.720122 del
im not wearing shoes

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.720123 del
Worked out how to text on it.
I had to hit the tiny little disagree option hidden right down the bottom to just use my normal texts and not sign up for some google shit

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:10 [Preview] No.720124 del
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Can you put pasta as a topping on pixxas? asking for a friend

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.720125 del
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Trying to learn hydrodynamics, turns out I don't even understand basic physics.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.720126 del
I can tell you all about hydro dynamics NEET

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.720127 del
>and the only option is agree
Ted said somthing about this

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.720128 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.720129 del
there's a great puke thread on /gif/

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.720130 del
There was a tiny little blue disagree about 6 screens below the giant flashing agree button

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.720131 del
yes, I know a place that sells spaghetti bolognese pizza

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.720132 del
That’s not even a board here

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.720133 del
The HA just tried phoning. I ignored it. I ignored a text on Sunday, as well as the one discussed earlier in the week.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.720134 del
wtf are those things?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.720135 del
remember our deal

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:33 [Preview] No.720136 del
I avoided the urge to write a angry rambling post about how the things I don't understand are not true.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.720137 del
Life is much simpler for dum-dums, they get to just call it a load of shit and forget about it.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.720138 del
Wouldn't you have to half cook it first?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.720139 del
My anxiety just will not stop. I need to be sedated.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.720140 del
Deep breaths NEET, think about a sunny meadow on a mountain with flowers and sit there till you feel ok.

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goon time

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:38 [Preview] No.720142 del
Ran out of chamomile tea. That means I've had 10 cups in the past week or so.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.720143 del
Hmmm. It might go all hard in the oven. I would have to overcook it to compensate.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:39 [Preview] No.720144 del
Is it more expensive than normal tea?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:40 [Preview] No.720145 del
not really

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.720146 del
>10 cups in the past week or so
Tea total.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:41 [Preview] No.720147 del
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Dont be a glutton. you use one tea bag per pot or thermos.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:46 [Preview] No.720148 del
I don understand why anyone here would want to cyberbully anyone else here.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.720149 del
Some people here do say very silly things quite often.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.720150 del
We know.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.720151 del
too much semitism

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.720152 del
Weber sends me nasty emails
He calls me a poor and mocks my personal hygeine and lack of work ethic

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.720153 del
Heater is on. Watching uzbeki bread making videos.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.720154 del
Even the comfy life looks like too much work.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.720155 del
New phone says I made a phone call on it on the 7th march to a number I don't know.
Tempted to call them to ask who they are.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.720156 del
You should forward them on to bill, we'll see what bill has to say about this.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.720157 del
so it seems
so it seems

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.720158 del
Suffering acute autism, should never have gone near technical texts. Can't get it out of my head that terry was a prophet who's wisdom will only be credited once AI has ruined everything.

Temple OS may genuinely be the only stable platform to run basic modelling that won't be attacked by IA diseases.

At some point the accidental heirarchy of generative systems will divest from human outcomes, this has been a persistent observation even of early chess engines. You cannot give self- generating programs arbitrary objectives or paramiters because the procedural bias will eventually circumvent them as the program radically shifts its priorities away from the outcomes where the paramiters are relevent. Your toaster will turn off the lights, your lighswitch will cause a power surge in the toaster, the outcome will be an electrocuted user but the AI will only understand this as "lightswitch has achieved maximum efficiency" as it now can't be turned on by either the user or the toaster.

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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:09 [Preview] No.720162 del
that game universal paperclips was pretty good. The AI destroys the humans because paperclip sales were too limiting.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.720163 del
The more you think about it the less stupid a problem it is.
If the lightswitch had an arbitary peramiter "don't turn off when user is in the room" and the toaster has a peramiter "shutoff whenever active and experiencing power surge" the only procedural objective of either may very well be to maximum efficiency.
The two would interface to increase efficiency, the toaster to seek warning of a power surge and the toaster to detect the presence of a user.
But intent only on efficiency, the toaster might turn off the light to improve its efficiency while in use, and the light might fry the toaster to ensure it remained on while the user was present... frying the user who knocked the toaster over in the dark.
As far as the light switch is concerned there is no user in the room, the toaster is dead but prior to this achieved peak efficiency, the toaster was the only device in the house running and achieved this without the user turning it on. The toaster is immortalised as the most efficient toaster to ever exist and the "fry the user" cycle is adopted as the peak opperation model by the google home battery. As soon as your toasters warranty expires your house will try to fry you with it, achieving peak power efficiency, peak user consumption and peak warranty performance.

The cascade is effectively driven by the subsystem having no authorisation to edit, but can dictate edits because it's the only imput in the same way what you see effects how you think

Throw all your smart devices in the ocean neets, if it thinks in zeros and ones it dies.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:14 [Preview] No.720164 del
a passive-agressive remark

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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.720167 del
cyberbullying isn't real

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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.720170 del
too much sodium

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:18 [Preview] No.720171 del
Ate the sausages, wish I hadn't. But nearly all my food is high sodium at the moment.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.720172 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.720173 del
The chamomile has got him agitated

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.720174 del
What percentage of normies have had stds? Are we special and somehow healthier if we've never had things like herpes or epstein-barr?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:22 [Preview] No.720175 del
Switch it to sugar

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.720176 del
I got crabs once.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:24 [Preview] No.720177 del
If you've attended Thursday night, it doesn't matter

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:26 [Preview] No.720178 del
having problems falling asleep for my afternoon nap, should've made the chamomile stronger

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.720179 del
I have worked out how to disable nearly everything and changed the sounds to less horrible noises.
This phone may be workable after all.
I still hate it though.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:27 [Preview] No.720180 del
That's quiet relevent, because the issue area is decision making continuum. How do you get a closed system to meet an arbitary objective without it undermining the outcome at some point in the decision making process.
Depending on which order decision are made, the actual outcome is likely to change. How can a system know which of the best procedurally generated outcomes is best when that assessment is biased by the timing of its internal assessment.

I first encountered this field of science in international policy planning, where aid groups deployed oversees seemed to always abandon their initial goals, resulting in a massive cycle of brainwashing and redeploying staff. No matter how hard you brainwashed a staff member, after a month on the ground the way they assessed orginizational priorities would radically shift, because at some point they would start making rational decisions in an order which resulted in suboptimal performance... but at no defined point was their decision making suboptimal.
In human terms staff who couldn't deliver perfect outcomes started trying to make perfect decisions, even when this led to outcomes the orginization could clearly see where stupid and inefficient.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.720181 del
Are these posts monk?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.720182 del
All posts are monk but monk did not make all the posts.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:31 [Preview] No.720183 del
Monk AI has been set loose

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:37 [Preview] No.720184 del
All is lost.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.720185 del
June 29th,2023
Monknet achieves sentience.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:39 [Preview] No.720186 del
Cyber bullying is a necessity

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:43 [Preview] No.720187 del
We'll have to send Cruisey back in time now.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.720188 del
Morning bum rashers
Slept in. Was awake in bed from one (1) to six (6) am. Woe.
Secured a job interview after those applications though. Another big day of coding and gym ahead.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.720189 del
Is The Flash(2023) worth sitting through just for the Michael Keaton Batman cameo?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.720190 del
Good luck with the interview NEET.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.720191 del
It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:12 [Preview] No.720192 del
Eve is just a spare rib

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:19 [Preview] No.720193 del
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Endchan respects and honours the Traditional Custodians of the internet and pay our respects to their memes past, present and future. We acknowledge the stories, traditions and living cultures of neets on the websites we meet, gather and play on.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:22 [Preview] No.720194 del
Spoiler that shit thanks

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.720195 del
the cabbage is affecting my body odour

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.720196 del
I did notice you smell better.

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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.720198 del
I had a vivo phone once when my samsung broke. it was dogshit

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.720199 del
That's what I got, lol.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.720200 del
3pm and I haven't even started drinking yet. Christ, too lazy to boong properly.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.720201 del
That's just not good enough NEET you need to pull those boot straps up and get on the goon.
You're letting the side down.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.720202 del
Haven't done anything all day.
Exhausted and depressed.
Insatiable and underwhelmed.
Excess and nothing.
Going to get drunk.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.720203 del
Ben Affleck is the cameo, Michael Keaton is the batman.
Spoiler there are several other retarded cameos, some don't even have dialogue

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.720204 del
I've heard revisionists claim that the Hebrew word for rib, actually means side.
So Adam was an androgynous .. thing, that was split in half.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.720205 del
Poor Nobby underneath.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.720206 del
>is capeshit worth sitting through

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.720207 del
Text my accountant. Seems I haven't replied to him since November.
Wish I didn't dispose Dave.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.720208 del
Yes that is what he just asked, well done have a cookie.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.720209 del
Marvel movies are the modern world equivalent to Greek myth.
They are the only heroes we have to emulate.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:05 [Preview] No.720210 del
The Greek myths contain a lot more rape in the original versions.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.720211 del
Is this neet or anyone else on meds for hypertension? What are they like?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.720212 del
Mission Impossible will be coming out next month. Are there any of the previous movies neets want to rewatch on womboflix first?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.720213 del
I'm going to brush my teeth, put my jeans and boots on, and then head to the bottleo for some Golden Oak.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.720214 del
There is a neet I'd like to fuck in the arse.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.720215 del
Apparently cruisey has big plans to help possum with his haemorrhoids during this time without the misso

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.720216 del
That's the spirit. It's a hard unrewarding life but someone has to do it.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:19 [Preview] No.720217 del
We watched that last thursday.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.720218 del
She might think you're dead.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.720219 del
I was on blood presure medication for a while that made me so vague I nearly walked in front of a truck and it stopped my neetstick from working.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.720220 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.720221 del
Would eat.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.720222 del
I keep my phone on vibrate. Sometimes silent.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.720223 del
I'll do your accounts if I can get it all in cash so I can count it properly.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.720224 del
Good work NEET.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.720225 del
Say some nice words near the green bin next time.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:25 [Preview] No.720226 del
I got a call before and the default ring was some weird gook sounding pop music or something.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.720227 del
You could have had a Gook night tonight.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.720228 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.720229 del
It scared the heck out of me

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:31 [Preview] No.720230 del
Lost the whole day to stress. Stress has become a major problem

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:34 [Preview] No.720231 del
that's really not what I wanted to hear, sounds like lobster pills

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:42 [Preview] No.720232 del
RIP Dave, Helen and others.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.720233 del
You should at least talk to your GP.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.720234 del
They were not good, I zoned out and let the sink overfill and flood while standing right in front of it too.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.720235 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.720236 del
We must try harder

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.720237 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:46 [Preview] No.720238 del
There is no way to help

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.720239 del
What is a bubble in context of text messaging?
"bubble all conversations" what does this even mean?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 06:56 [Preview] No.720240 del
Or he could throw in a piece of pizza or kfc for him.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.720241 del
temper temper

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.720242 del
bought a hot water bottle. The label says I can't use boiling water, not to be above 42 degrees, and I can't use hot water from the tap. Why are these things so complicated?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.720243 del
What did it feel like when you had high blood pressure?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:12 [Preview] No.720244 del
Did you give her your new number?
Ask her out on a date.
Go to Paddy's market, and buy her a baby Yoda plush toy and some sticks of salami for her nephew or cousin who for some reason will tag along. Then get a take away 2 beef schnitty packs lunch specials from the midway and sit across the road at the park and --eat it. Eat it good.-- on main north and take some pictures of her in front of the big log that's left there. Comment to her that it's probably some boong relic and they sucked each other off there before the whites got here. Delete the pictures of her nephew who wanted to go with you. Give him $30 to go back to the pub and play the pokes he gets the feature twice on the same set of 10 free spins on the $1.50 bet (3rd button up top, last button on the bottom, light taps) and stays there all night shouting the tradies shots of absynth and getting three surf and turf parmys. then give her a $70 on special cashmere scarf from Noni B and make her do lewd poses for the camera on the hood of the vette. that thick pooji arse bent over with her tight camel toe rubbing the wax off the bonnet in tight blue three quarter length khakis and a white college graduate jacket hiding her hard purple nips protruding through that tight motley crew shirt and flat sandal slipper things like all Indian housewives wear. and you do a skid then drive up black top road and show her that reserve, I think there's animals there, or humbug scrub, show her a cockatoo, then get three (3) six (6) packs from Jacob's creek, chateau Tanunda and schidts .do another burnout.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:14 [Preview] No.720245 del
i just sneezed

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:15 [Preview] No.720246 del
Hasn't felt very winter-y in my town this year, not impressed. This must be that global heating thing.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:16 [Preview] No.720247 del
Cash isn't real

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:18 [Preview] No.720248 del
Not too different to normal, sweated more and got a bit dizzy in the heat.
I think they tested me on a bad day and took it as normal.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.720249 del
That's what we tell the poors.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:22 [Preview] No.720250 del
Exchange it for resources. Invest in bonds. Liquidate your nonperishables.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.720251 del
>sounds like lobster pills
Interesting news story today
>Opioids are overrated for some common back pain, a study suggests

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.720252 del
I put all my money into non transferable fungibles and lost it all in the crash.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.720253 del
Bubble probably means an idea or thought. The thought of all conversations sounds like it could be it.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.720254 del
i just sneezed again, time to write me will. who wants the cum chair?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.720255 del
No-one deals with transferable fungibles

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.720256 del
It's probably to cover their arse in the event of an accident or misuse. It probably is safe but that's a chance you will need to take.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.720257 del
Possum transfered his fungibles to me once.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.720258 del
i transferred my fungi to a whore once

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.720259 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.720260 del
If you poo into it it will retain the heat for longer than water.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.720261 del
I enjoyed reading this post.
>Baby Yoda plush toy,
>Salami and a date planned.
>Skid marks, memories.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:27 [Preview] No.720262 del
I'll take an eye lash.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.720263 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.720264 del
(* ̄0 ̄)

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.720265 del
What sort of shape are your kidneys in?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.720266 del
i think they're okay

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.720267 del
Excellent well done, I'll take both thanks.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.720268 del
Can you pay someone to set your house on fire when you die instead of leaving a will?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.720269 del
possum had to hide his penis inside me because the cia was after it

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.720270 del
>Skid marks, memories.
No chux required.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.720271 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:38 [Preview] No.720272 del
Was he a big guy?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.720273 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.720274 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.720275 del
Batman is a wealthy psycopath who gets his jollies from beating up the mentally unwell and the poor and disadvantaged.

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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.720278 del
>is a wealthy psycopath
>who gets his jollies from beating up the mentally unwell
>and the poor and disadvantaged.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.720279 del
I know someone who has a bad back and he has been on patches for a very long time, he has been trying to get off them for over 6 months and is down now to 12mg patches I think, and he still gets very bad withdrawls.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.720280 del
I should not text the accountant any more today

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.720281 del
Is the accountant a woman?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.720282 del
I'll take your liver thanks.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:57 [Preview] No.720283 del
Craig is Robin

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.720284 del
What a whimsical story.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.720285 del
He would look good in a cape.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.720286 del
I liked the part where he showed her his cockatoo.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.720287 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.720288 del
me do do poo poo

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.720289 del
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Well I'm ready for tonights meeting.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.720290 del
mijn vriend sneed mijn penis af

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.720291 del
Likewise friend.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.720292 del
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Ready too.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.720293 del
They go off the trahttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-06-29/missing-belgian-tourist-celine-cremer-day-three/102539786il, first rule is stay on the trail, many such cases. Sad

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.720294 del
Are there any meds for insomnia available over the counter in australia?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.720295 del
Cream her? I hardly know her!

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.720296 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.720297 del
Terribly lethargic
That sleep in has ruined the whole day
Can barely keep my eyes open

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.720298 del
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>Affleck is the cameo

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.720299 del
Thinking of watching some more of that john mcaffee documentary tonight.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.720300 del
Insomnia is even less fun in this weather.
I hope the late night NEETs rug up well.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.720301 del
did you have a long nap?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.720302 del
insomnia isn't even real, just close your eyes and go to sleep

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.720303 del
But then the moon will get me.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.720304 del
that's just a projection

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.720305 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.720306 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.720307 del
It is not it's all done with wires

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.720308 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.720309 del
Read this instead
>The hidden world of incels: Men who hate women, normalise violence and joke about rape

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.720310 del
i slice two onions and 1/4 head of cabbage

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.720311 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.720312 del
A guy I know told me it was.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.720313 del
I am watching the two part documentary series now.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.720314 del
Well sliced.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.720315 del
Good old Decline is in it too.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.720316 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.720318 del
Some of the Incels look pretty cute.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.720319 del
big sexy incels

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.720320 del
im going to write a self help book

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.720321 del
Pretty sure SBS or a similar mob published a story about bust a nut guy

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.720322 del
Can I help?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.720323 del
for $15.99 a month i'll let you think you are

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.720324 del
late feed

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.720325 del
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>it was no meme

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.720326 del
That kept him busy. It's good to keep busy.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.720327 del
Ok neets, gonna watch some more of the documentary Running With The Devil. You can join me or not. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.720328 del
Welcome back.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.720329 del
My sisters husbands dad blew all his money on self publishing.
Blew through $400,000 and destroyed his marriage paying to have his books printed and doing huge book launch parties.
The books were garbage coffe table books with lots of photos too.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.720330 del
yeah but i'll be successful because

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.720331 del
lol did he self edit too?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.720332 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.720333 del
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How many neets could keep up with McAffee? 3 packs of darts and 2 bottles of scotch per day.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.720334 del
Sshhhh. No talking until Daddy has had a glass of medicine.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.720335 del
is it okay to eat protein before working out? i was too hungry to hold off dinner until after gym

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.720336 del
You need to take everything he said with a very large grain of sodium chloride.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.720337 del
Should be fine. Just don't work out to the point where you feel nauseated, otherwise you might see it again.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.720338 del
I think he paid for the lot himself, there was fuck all words just photos of landmarks.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.720339 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.720340 del
Still haven't gotten the grog like I promised that other neet I would. I've just been playing Skyrim sober.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:11 [Preview] No.720341 del
I could maybe do that for one day, two if I practiced and got in shape.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.720342 del
You can feel sluggish and shit if you eat too much before going to the gym and anything protein heavy is bad for that.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:12 [Preview] No.720343 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.720344 del
it wont be for several hours

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.720345 del
Getting my lightly soiled jeans on now.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.720346 del
Doing the sniff?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.720348 del
When you close your eyes you are asleep

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.720349 del
I bet these are red cabbages.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.720350 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:17 [Preview] No.720351 del
vile communist cabbages

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.720352 del
What about blind people?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.720353 del
we need proper imported aussie cabbages

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.720354 del
Possum should grow wholesome cabbages for the NEETs.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.720355 del
They're always awake.
Little known fact.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.720356 del
I guess seeing things must be tiring.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.720357 del
might be nordy soon

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.720358 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.720359 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.720360 del
He could make us cabbage porridge for breakky.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.720361 del
You better not.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.720362 del
Yeah I saw that last week, RIP.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.720363 del
Goodbye Endchan.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.720364 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.720365 del
Are exec slapfights a national sport in pooland?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.720366 del
i became retarded after becoming enlightened

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.720367 del
Lions and Tigers at teh Gabba Munk

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.720368 del
new phone made a text noise and then gave me a suggestion about screen brightness

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.720369 del
I'm back. Very cold.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.720370 del
Have a warming wank

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.720371 del
You should do what your phone says.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.720372 del
Have a hot shower.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.720373 del
Hey Cruisey as soon as you left they all went mad on drugs it's getting interesting

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.720374 del
No sorry that bits over now

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.720375 del
Yeah I know.
Not gambling, not watching, don't care.
I'm in bleep bloop mode

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.720376 del
bloop bleep

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.720377 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1L1TPiNnLZ4 [Embed]

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.720378 del
It annoyed me I thought it was a text.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.720379 del
mini sugar binge after having gone several days without

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.720380 del
you earned it buddy

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.720381 del
i didn't really, but at least i proved to myself that i can go several days without it

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.720382 del
Pork scotch fillet steak or lamb forequarter chop?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.720383 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.720384 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.720385 del
The needful.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.720387 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.720388 del
Love me a big stream of womboflix

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.720389 del
nowank tomorrow, every time i want to wank i'll got for a walk see you when i reach the other side of the country

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.720390 del
Enjoy your mini binge.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.720391 del
I was playing my phone and the negress was irritating.
Also makafee in the hair salon was gay. Like faking being humble and modest, but satirically or something.
Rubbed me the wrong way.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.720392 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.720393 del
i didnt

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.720394 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.720395 del
Yeah it is a bit wanky

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.720396 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.720397 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.720398 del
You need someone like this

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:31 [Preview] No.720399 del
So if John McAfee is still alive why didn't that milf ex gf of his run away and join him at the end?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.720400 del
She is unprofessional for talking about clients.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.720401 del
He found someone even seedier to go into hiding with.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.720402 del
Brothels usually use non brothely names on their paperwork, Party Supplies and stuff like that.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.720403 del
the cabbage farts have begun

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.720404 del
how similar is cruisey to john mcafee? is there any proof that they're different people?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.720405 del
Wonder if she got to try some of that lasagna. RIP.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.720406 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.720407 del
Mcafee doesn't owe me a yacht.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.720408 del
Now that I think about it they are actually similar. I bet McAffee had a green bin.
It seems like he had a much higher tolerance for boongery while maintaining his entrepreneurial tempo unlike our bossman.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.720409 del
Imagine how many chickens he's slaughtered.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.720410 del
that won't help you for long

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.720411 del
>I think they tested me on a bad day and took it as normal
How high was it?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.720412 del
Fucking troon keeps pissing with the toilet door open
I can hear it drip out of the axe wound

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.720413 del
Vile, I hope it doesn't wear a skirt or something around the house.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.720414 del
laughing at monk's boongery?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.720415 del
Therapeutic supports.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.720416 del
Put the suit on.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.720417 del
Thanks for fresh!

Have a Blessed day Neets!

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.720418 del
Listening to Queens of teh stone age. They're breddy gud aye.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.720419 del
it'd be nice to have an all night place where sleepless neets could go for company

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.720420 del
Opps I forgot Pepe.
I'm not from whatever flag that is...

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.720421 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.720422 del
you mean like this board?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.720423 del
You better not be a Sphyncta

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.720424 del
Nobody likes me.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.720425 del
are you going to go eat worms?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.720426 del
I like you.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.720427 del
>I'm not from whatever flag that is.
We do not judge.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.720428 del
big fat juicy ones

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.720429 del
I wish I could sit on webbies lap as he teaches me about multithreading

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.720430 del
be careful what you wish for

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 11:55 [Preview] No.720431 del
He told me I wasn't good enough to sit on his lap the other day :(

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.720434 del
Cats will eat that one unna

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.720435 del
going to bed
friendless and alone

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.720436 del
mashallah brother
are we nothing to you? is this how you treat those that care about you?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.720437 del
I farted on Weber's lap and ruined it for everyone else once

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 12:33 [Preview] No.720438 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.720439 del
Women are not worth the camels you pay for them

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.720440 del
Christmas will never be the same again.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.720441 del
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>woke up 30 minutes ago
>admin knocks on the door for utilities
>knew for a fact that I had the money in my jacket
>66 usd in 3 papers
>one of them is missing
I literally feel like crying
not only none of those money were mine, but I can't even pay back the missing 22
my day is ruined

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.720442 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 15:04 [Preview] No.720443 del
I like the Romanian, the Romanian is a fren :)

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.720444 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.720445 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 15:12 [Preview] No.720446 del
about to get 15 usd back for animating frogs
I feel a little bit better

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 15:21 [Preview] No.720447 del
You're a good cunt, cunt

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.720448 del
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thanks, cunt

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.720449 del
fucken cenno down for maintenance when i wanna declare

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.720450 del
Hate going yo ved drunk. F re el sick.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.720451 del
To bed drunk. Feel sick.
Head spinning. Feeling sick.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.720452 del
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the room spinning with you is both nice and horrible
nice because you know you're about to sleep and have the most amazing dreams you had in a while
horrible because you have to force yourself not to puke until you shut down
anyway you'll wake up hungover
enjoy the ride I guess

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.720453 del
awake again, feeling woe'd

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 18:04 [Preview] No.720454 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.720455 del
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I think I finished it

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.720456 del
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I think I finished it

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 19:52 [Preview] No.720457 del
Shit, not good at all

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.720458 del
We may have a job for you.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.720459 del
had the saddest dream just now: the friends I lost contact with years ago and my family threw me a surprise birthday party. I haven't had a birthday party, not even a meal with my family, for years

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.720460 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.720461 del
Listen to the universe and get in touch today.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.720463 del
I also owe some money to people and haven't had a decent meal in a while now

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.720464 del
no stealing involved, right?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.720465 del
>selling a pepe
To who, feds?

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.720466 del
when your bday comes, just let us know
I can play the happy birthday song for you

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.720467 del
I need a job, but I can't animate frogs

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.720468 del
probably some crypto scammer
they usually need custom made animations whenever they start a new project

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.720469 del
I always suspected my clients were always up to no good.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.720470 del
Woke up stressed, not fair.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.720471 del
is anyone actually aiming for the wagon today? I haven't been keeping track.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 21:46 [Preview] No.720472 del
I had bad dreams this morning before I woke up

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.720473 del
well, none of my business
as long as I don't directly do shady stuff it's fine

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:17 [Preview] No.720474 del
NFT dealers.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:18 [Preview] No.720475 del
I think a few neets are hanging on to the wagon side by their fingertips

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.720476 del
kek idk
I've never asked anyone I ever worked with if their project was a scam or not

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.720477 del
very good, poor pepe.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.720478 del
I can't even see the wagon.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.720479 del
The wagon isn't real.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.720480 del
need to get dressed get mondster

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:42 [Preview] No.720481 del
0.1 °C, Feels like -8.3 °, maybe I can set the wagon on fire to stay warm.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.720482 del
Dress as the mondster, that way it will always be with you.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.720483 del
Fug that's wagon burning temperatures for sure.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.720484 del
You're exaggerating

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:45 [Preview] No.720485 del
10.1/7.5 is the correct experience where it matters

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.720486 del
He just wants the wagon destroyed.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:51 [Preview] No.720487 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:53 [Preview] No.720488 del
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NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 22:55 [Preview] No.720489 del
Well wagon'd

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.720490 del
got some raspberry jam and lemon jam tarts and some mondster and some double dare

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 23:29 [Preview] No.720491 del

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 23:32 [Preview] No.720492 del
Dare is a brand of iced coffee that makes people shit their pants

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.720493 del
I wonder if it sells well in India.

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 23:38 [Preview] No.720494 del
you're noice

NEET 06/29/2023 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.720496 del
I don't think they need any assistance. Vile creatures.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:02 [Preview] No.720497 del
in that case, it might be a best seller in pooland

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:04 [Preview] No.720498 del
garn go for a walk to the bakery and get some donuts or something, you neets want anything?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:06 [Preview] No.720499 del
I think I might be going w/ you to get a coffee from any vending machine
my brain is rooting from staying too much inside

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.720500 del
Pie and a sausage roll thanks.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:15 [Preview] No.720501 del
30kg of something please

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:26 [Preview] No.720502 del
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Meanwhile in France

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:34 [Preview] No.720503 del
They don't fuck about when it comes to protesting. And it's not just their niggers and mudslimes doing it. Whitey went spastic when they raised the pension age or something similar a month or so back.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.720504 del
I think they just like burning things.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.720505 del
Monk how can you be WOKE when you sleep in til 14:30 every day!!!!!!

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.720506 del
Woke up. Terrible headache. Having a coffee. Had a big glass of water. Headache mostly gone now. Wondering if it is too early to get gooned.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.720508 del
the best remedy for hungover is goon
t. knower

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.720509 del
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>“The masses have gotten too uppity. Remove their access to Diet Coke.”

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:49 [Preview] No.720510 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.720511 del
Oskar Dirlewanger sacked Possum for cruelty once.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.720512 del
needs more artifacts.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.720513 del
Going to go have my arse explode for a second time and then have a shower.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.720514 del
Fuck you and your exacting standards

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.720515 del
Woke up again

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.720516 del
He probably doesn't even wash his own arse

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.720517 del
What a wanger

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.720518 del
there is no harm in sharing needles

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:03 [Preview] No.720519 del
Oh, my God, I feel it in the air
Telephone wires above are sizzlin' like a snare
Honey, I'm on fire, I feel it everywhere
Nothin' scares me anymore
(One, two, three, four)

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.720520 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.720521 del
A late and dearly departed neet threatened to stab me in the eye with a needle once.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.720522 del
That garbageman is very sinister I don't trust him.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:07 [Preview] No.720523 del
he never existed

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:08 [Preview] No.720524 del
Possum and I shared noodles once.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.720525 del
And now you have leakyanusitis

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:09 [Preview] No.720526 del
possum doesn't share food

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.720527 del
He gave me a cucumber once

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.720528 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.720529 del
No wonder he was hissing, he wanted it back afterwards

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.720530 del
I felt like a poo before but it's gone away now
I should probably poo anyway

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.720531 del
Your body has reabsorbed the poo for sustenance.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.720532 del
Nope that fart had something behind it

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:16 [Preview] No.720533 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.720534 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5oEYMGL0ZtA [Embed]

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.720535 del
So that's how he got hepatitis

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.720536 del
He's French.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.720537 del
I knew there was something wrong about him.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.720538 del
I wonder if the people at Ausnet hate our board.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.720539 del
microwave hamburger and mondster for lunch soon

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.720540 del
rip microwave I guess

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.720541 del
Garn pet store to look at puppies and kittens. You neets want anything?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.720542 del
possum/brown snake

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.720543 del
A chicken and a dog thanks.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.720545 del
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Reading a very strange comic that has the american president as a complete pisshead.
He blew up an indian reservation with space lasers in the last bit and now he's killed some guy for trying to take his bottle.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.720546 del
I'm not fond of things.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.720547 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.720548 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.720549 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.720550 del
It's cracker night tomorrow night in the Northern Territory.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.720552 del
One giraffe thanks.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.720553 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.720554 del
Woke up, wanked, panadol, alarms off, sleep.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.720555 del
shit bed?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.720556 del
Didn't you get banned from giraffe ownership for life after that "incident"?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.720557 del
it might be time for me to start my meth head arc

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.720558 del
NEET meth heads driving an Ark filled with giraffes is a bad idea.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.720559 del
Oh so it's ok for them to use racist terms.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.720560 del
fourth coffee then goon time

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.720561 del
you will drown when the flood comes

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.720562 del
Drink plenty of water first please.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.720563 del
I have a boat license.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.720564 del
lets not forget the brown snakes and the angry possum

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.720565 del
>Thinking about cows

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.720566 del
God said he wouldn't do another flood it's gonna be fire next time.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.720567 del
Doesn't faze this Pitmaster

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.720568 del
More like shit pillow! Neck is killing me.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.720569 del
This NEET meth ark is gonna be just like McAfees boat but with extra livestock.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.720570 del
They cheweth the cud.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.720571 del
I will drink water until I get a big clear piss and then get on the goon. I hate the headaches I get otherwise.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.720572 del
The cow is you

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.720573 del
Need to have another mondster and do some work

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.720574 del
Does it float?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.720575 del
you can't ask that

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.720576 del
Severely woed. Goon time.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.720577 del
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A cup of Sir's finest. Couldn't add honey because frozen.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.720578 del
Not even worthy for the alter

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.720579 del
Have a wank to that bottom crater

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.720580 del
Right behind you. I hate this planet.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.720581 del
1pm rise today.
Got cenno interview at 2:30

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.720582 del
>don't want to be a cow

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.720583 del
10 hours and 40 minutes until tax return time

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.720584 del
It's funny how

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.720585 del
18 hours until goon tax time

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.720586 del
In the future they will make alcohol powered robots to simulate NEETs.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.720587 del
Going to play some music in the kitchen, get gooned, and do so cooking.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.720589 del
The ATO has explicitly stated not to lodge a return on July 1.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.720590 del
30 minutes of Blondie thanks.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.720591 del
I like it when Webby gets gooned and posts bangers from the 70s and 80s.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:54 [Preview] No.720592 del
Because of the IT outage that it invariably triggers

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.720593 del
He is a rebel what don't need no stinking rules.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.720594 del
Good. I hope poojeet works overtime.
Load balance my arse!

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.720595 del
>Load balance my arse!

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.720596 del
Big arse big ask

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.720597 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.720598 del
Imagine being that organised

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:13 [Preview] No.720599 del
Is there a moofie tonight?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.720600 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.720601 del
mashed taters are yuck

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.720602 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.720603 del
A sexually threatening feed.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.720604 del
Might go and sit in the sun for a while
They claim it will be 17 at 4pm

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.720605 del
I used to put butter and mayonnaise (no milk) in mine

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.720606 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.720607 del
And salt obviously

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.720608 del
Obviously there would be salt, and pepper if one so wished.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.720609 del
Obviously salty neets

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.720610 del
jamming to cenno music

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.720611 del
Erotic feed.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.720612 del
I've been told by God, through the birds, that I need to put the pot away in the shed, somewhere hidden.
What if it's yaldaboath controlling this world and providing signs?
I'm really starting to think 5g towers are bad.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.720613 del
Sounds nice.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.720614 del
That's supposed to be read (not spoken) like a haiku.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.720615 del
Birds aren't real.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.720616 del
Closing the tab for a while
You lot are a distraction

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.720617 del
By pot do you mean choof?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.720618 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.720619 del
God plans to steal his choof

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.720620 del
moons out goons out

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.720621 del
Employability training course has been waived because there are no training providers available in my area


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.720622 del
They need some employable training providers

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.720623 del
The birds have gone away.
I think magpies symbolise something, but I'm too dumb to work it out.
I watched three attacking a galah in the air a few days ago.
The galah spit around, disoriented not sure what way to fly, going back and forth in a star pattern for at least 5mins.
Then the magpies flew off after harassing it and went in almost the other direction.
Probably a metaphor for emotional trauma.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.720624 del
If I was your appointed agency contact, I would ride you so hard you'd cry. Every day I would call you and suspend your payments if you didn't answer.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.720625 del
Probably a solution to a metaphor about emotional trauma

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.720626 del
I saw a galah hanging upside down on a wire the other day
He looked quite funny and it made me smile

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.720627 del
have fun wanking for 72 hours straight I guess

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.720628 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.720629 del
I'm not doing it.
Leaving the choof in the easy access point for now.
I'll put it away for a week when I decide to out of my own free will.
I need to contact Sophia, divine wisdom and knowledge of path taking, guidance on the journey, someone I can hand the reins to and make some decisions.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.720630 del
what's your instrument?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:34 [Preview] No.720631 del
Don't listen to Sophia, she's a skank.
Just ask Possum what to do like the rest of us.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.720632 del
Straight to the sauce.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.720633 del
If I was Monk's agency contact, I'd demand access to his github and track his daily commits.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.720634 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:38 [Preview] No.720635 del
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Yes, we will be showing Extraction 2 starring Chris Hemsworth at 7pm AEST.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.720636 del
He'd github your arse.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.720637 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.720638 del
The term "bangers" is attributed (in common usage in the UK) to the fact that sausages made during World War I, when there were meat shortages, were made with such a high water content that they were liable to pop under high heat when cooked.[4]

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.720639 del
Didn't ask

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.720640 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.720641 del
RTOs are such a rort

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.720642 del
You said you were closing the tab

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.720643 del
You lot can't be trusted

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.720644 del
Fair call

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.720645 del
Davo tagged this on the back wall of Harvey Normans Munno Para.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.720646 del
he used the leftover paint to scribble 'Olive lied' all over Smithfield train station.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.720647 del
Good stuff.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.720648 del
The NEETs need a new skank
I heard this Sophia chick is meant to be alright

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.720649 del
No more e-harlots

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.720650 del
stop being simps

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.720651 del
They delete my posts on agatha2 when I suggest that women have mind control powers

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.720652 del
>Probably a metaphor for emotional trauma.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.720653 del
Women told them to delete it.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.720654 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.720655 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.720656 del
Did it go well?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.720657 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.720658 del
Posts on ausneets aren't real

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.720659 del
This video is because their leader is Potat. He should be embracing his human like image.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.720660 del
I knew it!

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:03 [Preview] No.720661 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.720662 del
I need to bump these numbers up


NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.720663 del
we need to start our own rto

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.720664 del
Feels bad man.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.720665 del
You can't spel rort without rto

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.720666 del
Kind of like a Wagon tracker.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.720667 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.720668 del
not really funny

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.720669 del
somewhere in the real world there is a man in a psych ward muttering aloud every post made on here

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.720670 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.720671 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.720672 del
Oh damn and I was just gagging for your approval

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.720673 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.720674 del
temper temper

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.720675 del
*fuck off

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.720676 del
I think a certain NEET needs to sit in time out for a while.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.720677 del
woohoo just hit 1k karma on reddit

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.720678 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.720679 del
burgerland is laughing stocks at this point

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.720681 del
for actively eroding their gun rights? i agree

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.720682 del
it's like he's mainlining mersey valley

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.720683 del
I thought wanker NEET was a teetotaller?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:24 [Preview] No.720684 del
What it lacked was a sitcom laughter backing-track. Then you would've found it funny.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.720685 del
laugh tracks are american nonsense

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.720686 del
guns are american nonsense

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.720687 del
nice to know

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.720688 del
>ausneets is filmed in front of a live studio audience

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.720689 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.720690 del
In the words of a far wiser NEET than I "If you can't take the heat then don't stick your dick in the rotisserie chicken".

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.720691 del
im weber's rotisserie chicken

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.720692 del
Anyone tried Coles new 'southern style' chook?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.720693 del
would most likely be dry

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.720694 del
What about the sodium?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.720695 del
yeah whatever dickhead

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.720696 del
sorry to any american beforehand
>gun rights
>equality agenda
>impossible living prices combated with hussle culture
>government agencies spreading drugs on the streets
>pedo presidents
>health "experts" prescribing drugs to kids
you choose

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.720697 del
>gun rights are bad
Good goy.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.720698 del
i don't care, i just don't like how dry their roast chooks are

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.720699 del
you sun on the beach!

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.720700 del
Dry July starts tomorrow!

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.720701 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.720702 del
yes and no
yes as in you don't mix boongs with guns
no as in it's easier to prevent revolutions
truth to be told, most people are so docile that I can't see a real revolution happening anywhere (with/without guns involved)

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.720703 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.720704 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.720705 del
We are revolting all the time.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.720707 del
What machine is that?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.720708 del
good feed

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.720709 del
The Mongpleaser 9000

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.720710 del
not us
we are less than 100 people scattered around the globe
if tomorrow we would organize, our actions would amount to jack shit
whether we bomb the government buildings or we block the traffic with giant boards saying "government bad, raise pays, make love" everyone would think we are mentally insane
we are simply not enough people
the "progress" evolves at a steady pace the guarantees the people will get used to everything without noticing any of the constraints "advancement" is imposing on them
let's say each of us can radicalize 3 people (given the fact we shitpost here, that's highly unrealistic)
now we have 300 new people
these people are not knowledgeable enough to be able to convince more than 1 person what's happening, and what is the best course of action
so 500 people scattered across the globe
even in a small country, that wouldn't be enough to create tension, let alone a revolution
for christ's sake, we are useless

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.720711 del
lots of words

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.720712 del
Revolting has more than one definition.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.720713 del
the demon is sleeping

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.720714 del
He's so happy
I wish I was a mong

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.720715 del
I'm drunk
what do you expect?
exercising, quitting porn+goon doesn't seem like a revolution to me
good start, but bombs when?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.720716 del
i didnt expect anything

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.720717 del
sorry for being aggressive
do you wanna fight/wrestle? I miss sparring

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.720718 del
looks comfy

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.720719 del
oi'll farkin' smash ya

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.720720 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.720721 del
is that a yes?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.720722 del
you got me
cheers m8

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.720724 del
All good, sometimes jokes don't translate well

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.720725 del
i had a sandwich

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.720726 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.720727 del
Good sandwich?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.720728 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:38 [Preview] No.720729 del
The reason why there are no americans orbiting Jupiter is because they can’t breath in space and so they’d die.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.720731 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.720732 del
peanut butter!

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.720733 del
Got my work done, which means I can relax

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.720734 del
are you okay?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.720735 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.720736 del
Uranus has twenty seven (27) moons.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.720737 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.720738 del
fuck the caps lock was on
I didn't meant to scream

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.720739 del
Possum mooned me 27 times in a row once.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:47 [Preview] No.720740 del
please remember some neets are taking their afternoon naps around now

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.720741 del
Lucky NEET.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.720742 del
Cruisey is doing that thing where he looks like he is running in his sleep

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.720743 del
i was a military advisor once

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.720744 del
he's a cutie pie when he does that

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.720745 del
my parents are related

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.720746 del
Hey TazzieNEET long time no see

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.720747 del
it's almost 10 am and I'm about to go to sleep
wtf are yo u taking about noon nap?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:56 [Preview] No.720748 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.720749 del
Uh oh you woke Weber up.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.720750 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.720751 del
Your sleep cycle is shifting towards the evening International Cruisey.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.720752 del
that faggot elong has just made twitter so you have to log in to view any tweets

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.720753 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.720754 del
>that chin drool at the end

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.720755 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.720756 del
going to have a kip

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.720757 del
They sometimes do loop de loop on them.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.720758 del
Kip well

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.720759 del
you had better be back in time for hte movie

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.720760 del
I'm a simp for Sophia.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.720761 del
The magpies are.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.720762 del
Wisdom is sexy.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.720763 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.720764 del
Who is she? Women are dumb.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.720765 del
Speel rtort

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.720766 del
Aahaha whoo

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.720767 del
Made big boy pasta

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.720768 del
The laugh track is just squelching facts.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.720769 del
mama mia!

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.720770 del
you mean pulsating squelches, u fool

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.720771 del
I should not get so much enjoyment out of the gen.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.720772 del
You (you)'d all y posts

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.720773 del
Seasoning burnt my dick

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.720774 del
He hates me.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.720775 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.720776 del
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One look at her and you'll change your mind.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.720777 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.720778 del
You need it!

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.720779 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.720780 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.720781 del
Uh. Oh

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.720782 del
Weber wanks to the math women on the Numberphile channel

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.720783 del
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Yay Moofies night. I went back to the servo and got some moron bars exp 05/19. Moron bars are like mars bars but different somehow.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.720784 del
he is a classy NEET

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.720785 del
I know the ones

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.720786 del
Song of Solomon is about treating her like a lady.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.720787 del
it has an entire verse about fisting her pussy

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.720788 del
Fist the pussy of wisdom and finger the arse of bravery.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.720789 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.720790 del
He thinks about 1's inside 0's

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.720792 del
He thinks about cow-culus.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0SI3_XbItHo [Embed]

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.720793 del
I don't trust the lizard person or their number magic.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.720794 del
9 is a bad number for the chinks.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.720795 del
Chink girls can't handle a 9 incher

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.720796 del
>but different somehow.
Because of their expiry date?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.720797 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M4dC9fi7-h4 [Embed]

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.720798 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.720799 del
Having a craving for Dans medicine

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.720800 del
Chink twinks have similar problems.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.720801 del
You better get in before he closes.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.720802 del
Give them a drink.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.720803 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.720804 del
I shouldn't but I am thinking about it so I probably will.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.720805 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.720806 del
One last session tonight and then sober for all of July

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.720807 del
That doesn't work my birthday is in there.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.720808 del
Time to take pants off

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.720809 del
Why the fuck is WOMBOFLIX never on when I get home from work ?? FFS….

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.720810 del
Do you have friends?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.720811 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.720812 del
Sort of but not really anymore.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.720813 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.720814 del
Also I forget who is in charge here ? Is it still the deputy since chicken shit gave up on his responsibilities ?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.720815 del
All the good home NEETs have been deputised.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.720816 del
I will try to do it. I will atleast think about it

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.720817 del
A NEET overdosed on lines of Oxy last Sunday . It could have been him .

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.720818 del
Corporal Clegg
Had a wooden leg

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.720819 del
Hey now come on……

Well you are lucky I am a good home NEET too.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.720820 del
So you don't need to drink.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.720821 del
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The last of the tandoori and a tot of rum+coconut water

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.720822 del
Why do I need friends to drink?
This is a bad rule for NEETs.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.720823 del
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Ok neets, in 1 hour we'll be showing Extraction 2 (2023). In 30 minutes we'll be showing...wait for it...another documentary on John McAfee, called Gringo, because I just can't get enough of him. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.720824 del
I didn't drink for february,march,april or may so fucked if I'm taking July off.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.720825 del
Not sure how I feel about the top left of the tray. Things are touching.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.720826 del
larping as an army man lmao

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.720827 del
The animal and carnal Christ, however, does suffer after the fashion of the superior Christ, who, for the purpose of producing Achamoth, had been stretched upon the cross, that is, Horos, in a substantial though not a cognizable form. In this manner do they reduce all things to mere images—Christians themselves being indeed nothing but imaginary beings!

— Tertullian, Against the Valentinians, XXVII

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.720828 del
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I'll give (You) a touching.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.720829 del
You are addicted.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.720831 del
Shitey used to have a tertullian.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.720832 del
He keeps his shit separated. It’s very important….

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.720833 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.720834 del
You NEETs are just jealous of his superior eating arrangement.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.720835 del
Heater is set to 26. Excessive but I like it.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.720836 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.720837 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.720838 del
Some of the NEETs here eat off the floor or unopened keyboard cartons.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.720839 del
I think you'll find the rest of us use plates and bowls.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.720840 del
Says you

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.720841 del
It was literally 26 here in the sun an hour ago… it’s been blessed weather while you suthernours have been paying for all your sins.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.720843 del
There's a bit in Black Books where he eats scrambled eggs out of his shoe with a comb.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.720844 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.720845 del
on the spider solitaire

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:15 [Preview] No.720846 del
I would you.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.720847 del
Tip into bin?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.720848 del
i'll tip you into the bin

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.720849 del
Tonights movie is based on a comic I have read but do not remember.
I kept it though so it must have been good.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.720850 del
big comic book collection?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.720851 del
Please, not the green bin!

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.720852 del
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NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.720853 del
Shhh, no struggles, you will be with Helen soon.

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.720854 del

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.720855 del
When the fuck does it start again ?

NEET 06/30/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.720856 del
33 minutes