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NEET General #713 - Thread With Pepe Edition NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No. 726967
Yeah, gotta have a Pepe.

OLD: >>725962
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/30/2023 (Sun) 05:29.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.726969 del
This is a thread.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.726973 del
this is a thread


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.726975 del
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Thread is ausneets approved.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.726976 del
This thread is a little... pedestrian.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.726978 del
>>726976
It was an emergency I did my best


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.726979 del
I want to make some friends


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.726981 del
This thread based.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.726982 del
>>726967
Thank you!


Have a Blessed day Neets, o7


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.726983 del
...SHITPOSTING


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.726984 del
I should really have made some sort of Punisher pun


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.726985 del
>>726984
This thread is punishment enough


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.726986 del
South Australia has not endorsed this thread. Curious.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.726987 del
>>726986
They're all in the shed.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.726988 del
>>726987
Huggin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin'
Wearin' next to nothing 'cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shed shimmies
Yeah the whole shed shimmies
The whole shed shimmies when everybody's movin' around
And around and around and around


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.726989 del
FFS, multi threads... Stolen digits... Fix this shi...


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.726990 del
>>726987
the poof shed


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.726991 del
>>726988
I'VE GOT ME A CONDOM
IT FITS ME QUITE SNUGLY
SO HURRY UP
AND GET ON THAT MATTRESS, FUGLY


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.726992 del
>>726983
In a Pan?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.726994 del
Did someone hand out drugs while I was gone?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.726995 del
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>>726989


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.726996 del
>>726995
Seething


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.726997 del
Tirol best A


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.726998 del
What are neets watching on youtube tonight?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.726999 del
>>726997
>Tirol
Google just translates this to Tyrol


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.727000 del
>>726999
DDG that then


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.727001 del
>>726996
What thing?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.727002 del
>>726997
How does he do it?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.727003 del
>>726998
Just listening tonight.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3SXihqOt3CM [Embed]

Been bored of youtube this week. Barely watched any


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.727004 del
>>727002
How?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.727005 del
> County of Tyrol was an estate of the Holy Roman Empire established about 1140 ... From 1867, it was a Cisleithanian crown land of Austria-Hungary.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.727006 del
>>727004
Well said.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.727007 del
>>727001
kek


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.727008 del
I should watch more tv, it can distract me from my anxiety


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.727009 del
>>727008
It can be good for escaping things


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.727010 del
>>727008
Sounds like your anxiety comes from internet and computers.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.727011 del
No old


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.727012 del
>>726986
Its obviously substandard


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.727013 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.727014 del
>>726994
I have gone 24hrs (almost) without a goon or a choof.
The boongcycle balances itself.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.727015 del
>>727014
Well done, off the cycle and on the wagon.


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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.727017 del
>>727005
The more I learn about HRE, the more I hate it.
Germans wewaz'ing.
The last time it was of any value was within Francia.
But Charlemagne wasnt real, so maybe never.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.727018 del
>>727015
Want to rip my face off.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.727019 del
Not really, Im fine.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.727020 del
>>727019
Drink lots of water.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.727021 del
>>727016
Jana?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.727022 del
>>727021
She looks better without the make up


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.727023 del
>>727020
I didnt sleep last night, apart from an hour nap through Morbius.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.727024 del
>>727023
That's the part of giving up I hate, you should get a better sleep tonight.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.727025 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.727026 del
I want to burn russian embassy


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.727027 del
>>727025
lol


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.727028 del
>>727024
I doubt it


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.727029 del
might go to bed


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.727030 del
gonna die alone


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.727031 del
>>727030
Think of all the worms and bacteria you'll make happy after you die.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.727033 del
Got work for the dole tomorrow.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 17:25 [Preview] No.727035 del
>>727033
Long shift?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.727037 del
mording


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.727038 del
its 11 at night and im craving a double big tasty from mcdonalds

should i?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.727039 del
>>727026
sakhalin is ours and always will be, cope takeshi


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.727041 del
>>727038
You should if you have the cash.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.727042 del
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>>727040


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.727043 del
>>727037
morning


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.727044 del
>>727037
>>727043
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.727045 del
>>727043
>>727044
mording again


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.727046 del
morning neets


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.727047 del
https://www.businessinsider.com/openai-gpt4-ai-model-got-lazier-dumber-chatgpt-2023-7
>The world's most powerful AI model suddenly got 'lazier' and 'dumber.'
Even AI knows waging is bullshit.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.727048 del
>>727037
>>727043
>>727044
>>727046
G'morning


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.727049 del
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>>727047


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.727051 del
>>727049
someone has to unplug that shit before it turns into terminator


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.727052 del
How's lobster pill neet going? Still on the temazepam?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.727053 del
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Monk should do breakfast in bed for the tranny.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.727054 del
>>727050
Imagine that leading you into battle.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.727055 del
>>727054
I wonder what the Army would do if everybody under his command just downed tools? They couldn't court martial an entire company.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.727056 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.727058 del
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/neonazo-desmond-liddington-appeals-jail-sentence-for-attacking-activist/news-story/a82a87c51b89e2ff103c9c7326f44407
>A disgusting tattoo on the face of a neo-Nazi has revealed his descent into racism
>Desmond Liddington, 39, was pictured outside court with a tattoo above his ear which shows an AK47 alongside the word RAHOWA, meaning “racial holy war”.
>The phrase is used by extremists as a disgraceful rallying cry for the white supremacist cause.
So much for impartial journalism.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.727059 del
>>727057
She is such a vile cunt


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.727060 del
>>727058
>tattoos
why do nazis/commies movements always attract mental and psychical cripples?


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.727061 del
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I want a baby tank


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.727062 del
>>727061
You can be in charge of the dozen babby tanks that will protect the commune border from drunk boongs.


NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.727063 del
>>727062
I give you my word only a few boongs will get past me.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.727065 del
>>727060
Wing nuts tend to be mentally ill.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:09 [Preview] No.727066 del
>>727061
Baby Tank, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Baby Tank, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Baby Tank, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Baby Tank!


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:20 [Preview] No.727067 del
might buy some almond fingers


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.727068 del
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>>727067


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.727069 del
almond fingers


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.727070 del
thinking about lunch


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.727071 del
Cruisey Shart, poo poo poo poo poo poo.
Cruisey Shart, poo poo poo poo poo poo.
Cruisey Shart, poo poo poo poo poo poo.
Cruisey Shart!


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.727072 del
>727056
[X]


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.727073 del
>>727053
Toasted knuckle sandwich with SMASHED avo and BEATEN eggs.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.727074 del
>>727070
Food for thought


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.727075 del
he be jealous


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.727076 del
>>727031
You are what you eat. The worms will become so depressed they'll hang themselves using other worms as rope.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.727077 del
>>727076
That could just be a worm auto erotic asphyxiation death.
Prove to me those worms aren't perverts.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.727078 del
>>727016
Day ruined.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.727079 del
>>727011
You old.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.727080 del
>>727076
what if you're cremated?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.727081 del
>>727003
>bored of youtube
>posts a youtube link


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.727082 del
>>727078
have they even let that fruitcake back on LTT yet?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.727083 del
>>726967
Cool pepe. Ketchup complete.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.727084 del
>>727082
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F6Gi2LcXhxM [Embed]


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.727085 del
>>727061
Wiesel a cute!


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.727086 del
>>727016
You may as well troon out when you look like that. It can't get any worse.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.727087 del
>>727085
The mkII looks very scifi


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.727088 del
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Something is wrong with one of my hard drives.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.727089 del
Bakery coffee and sourdough loaf $10
Hungry Jacks $3.95
Coles homebrand aspirin 95cents
Moofie ticket and drink $18.50
Parking $3.07
Sdtout tally $7.9
Groceries $19.37
Total $63.74


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.727090 del
>>727089
>Moofie ticket and drink $18.50
A bargain. What moofie?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.727091 del
>>727088
Copy anything important off quickly


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.727092 del
>>727080
is that cheaper than a burial?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.727093 del
>>727088
Have they gone soft?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.727094 del
>>727093
Floppy drive a:


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.727095 del
>>727090
Mission Impossible, good moofie, 9/10.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.727096 del
I saw a white man herding a blind boong the other day. Made me wonder if it was cruisey.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.727097 del
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Tonight womboflix will be showing 2 more episodes of Silicon Valley. Weekend movies will be Kamikaze Taxi (1995) and Smokey And The Bandit (1977). The newest Mission Impossible movie Dead Reckoning has also been approved by favourite reviewer so we'll be showing that the same day it gets released on bit torrent, although I'm not sure when that will be.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.727098 del
The 'trailer' for the Equalizer 3 was just a picture of the neega with a QR code next to it to watch the actual thing.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.727099 del
At the NEET Commune all the dead shall be cremated and their ashes shall be thrown into the whore pits.
NEETs that prefer to be cannibalised shall be allowed this option.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.727100 del
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>>727096
No man can better herd boongs


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.727101 del
>>727091
I have several terabytes of neet bulge pics and Olive's nudes. Do you mind if I post them here?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.727102 del
>>727097
SOY


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.727103 del
>>727101
Post them on agatha2


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.727104 del
just noticed my jar of multivitamins is empty and doesn't even have a silicon absorbant thing in it anymore, hope I didn't swallow it by accident.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.727105 del
>>727092
yes


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.727106 del
>>727104
Do you feel dessicated?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.727107 del
>>727104
You need a herder to give them to you.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.727108 del
>>727106
I know just the solution.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.727109 del
>>727104
Hope it was tasty.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.727110 del
>>727108
Always there to help us Dan, such a kind man.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.727111 del
One pair down the hatch.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.727112 del
>>727111
Nice pair?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.727113 del
>>727112
crisp and juicy


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.727114 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EjYJ13LyBBw [Embed]
nigga does all this bullshit when this would have sufficed
for ($i=1;$i<45;$i++) {
$n .= ("0"x$i);
$n .= "7";
}
print substr($n,999,1);


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.727115 del
test


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.727116 del
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Possum ate my banana once.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.727117 del
>>727114
I'd just ask weber.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.727118 del
>>727116
He needed the Potassium.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.727119 del
>>727117
It me


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.727120 del
>>727116
did he swallow?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.727121 del
>>727066
kek


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.727122 del
>>727114
He did the needful Sir and optimised.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.727123 del
15.5/9.4
freezing


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.727124 del
>>727122
That reminds me. India said they're going to put a Pajeet on the moon. Designated shitting craters.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.727125 del
>>727124
Lunar Power, 2025


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.727126 del
The Indians in my introductory CS course used to take snippets of code from the internet and spam variations of it at the automated marking system until they got the full marks. They wouldn't try to understand how it worked or what was going on.


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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.727128 del
Have you ever seen emigration rates for IIT grads? They seem to get hit pretty badly by brain drain. I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't so unpleasant here.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.727129 del
>>727126
I think we were allowed two maybe three submissions when I did it. The system would not provide feedback either, the code was still printed out and reviewed by a staff member and returned a week or so later and students would get done for plagiarism.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.727130 del
>>727128
If the ones we get are the smart ones india is worse than I thought.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.727131 del
>>727129
The Indians and other foreigners may well by why they lowered the standards like that. Look at how financially fucked the unis were after the pandemic cut them off.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.727132 del
Need to do my fourth poo.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.727133 del
>>727132
I still haven't done my first


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.727134 del
>>727124
full moon browneyes


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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.727136 del
Fucking pajeet, We planned the orbital poo bombardment station years ago.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.727138 del
That is quite a bulge.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.727139 del
>>727136
a nuclear defecation space-based weapon, codenamed "BrownEye"


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.727140 del
Teh trailer for (((Oppenheimer))) was slappin' ngl. Written, produced and directed by Batman-man. Releases next Thursday.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.727141 del
>>727140
It seems they don't have Mark Oliphant in it.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.727142 del
>>727140
The only thing I want to see in the movie is a big fucken explosion and I can't imagine Nolan doing a better job than David Lynch already did in Twin Peaks: The Return. My other gripe about this movie I haven't seen is that the most interesting person involved in the Manhattan Project is Feynman, the movie should be called Feynman and be about him. This other bloke just dropped a quote he stole from some weird old book to sound emo. And messed up the quote.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.727143 del
Kenneth Bainbridge had the best quote, which he actually said in the aftermath of the Trinity Test. "Now we are all sons of bitches."


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.727144 del
Emma Dumont is in it.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.727145 del
>>727144
Does oppenheimer bang her?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.727146 del
>>727145
She is his sister-in-law.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.727147 del
>>727145
He went last and they all called him Slopsenheimer.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.727148 del
>>727146
Bible says it's not only legal, but obligatory, if your brother dies.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.727149 del
>>727148
The sheriff in Deadwood did that.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.727150 del
But he was also banging the rich widow.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.727151 del
>>727097
>Mission Impossible: Dead reckoning
>Tom Cruise
>Bootleg
You do the lords work, sir.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.727152 del
>>727151
We'll have to watch all 5 seasons of Silicon Valley first of course.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.727153 del
>>727141
SA not included A

>>727142
Yeah I wanna see an epic boom-boom too. It's 181 minutes long though, 18 more than M:I.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.727154 del
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>>727119


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:29 [Preview] No.727155 del
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>tfw Dolfo farts in the tank


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.727156 del
>>727125
>>727134
Trust the plan.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.727157 del
>>727154
I really need to finish the hole and get back to grilling.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.727158 del
>>727157
Many NEETs need to work on their holes.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.727159 del
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>>727158


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.727161 del
Morning. Out of bed at 3pm again. Woe. Insomnia a shit
Got a job interview lined up for next week.
Tax hasn't landed :(

>>727052
Not good. Last night I had some kind of sleep paralysis or something. Maybe a hallucination. It was terrifying

>>727053
It's non-bin day so zhe is filling up the green bin with yard clippings, like a good troon slave should

>>727084
Sort the comments by new!

>>727126
At my old old job I started with a poojeet who had a masters in IT but I had to teach him how to import bookmarks into chrome


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.727162 del
>>727161
>sleep paralysis or something
I've never had that from lobster pills, although they do give me agoraphobia where I find I can't leave the house.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.727163 del
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>>727161
>Sort the comments by new!


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.727164 del
1 month on the wagon today


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.727165 del
>>727161
>Tax hasn't landed :(
Did you see the news articles this morning about how the ATO is basically fucking everybody with returns? Even Motherbat texted something about it.


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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.727167 del
>>727165
Low/Middle income offset has been axed it seems.
Doesn't affect me as a NEET


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.727168 del
>>727167
Looking forward to the 'Pay The Rent' tax they'll introduce when the Voice to Parliament referendum passes.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.727169 del
Going shop. Buy food for nachoes.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.727171 del
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>>727168
I for one welcome our boong overlords


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.727172 del
about to cook some rice I haven't been keeping properly sealed for a few weeks


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.727173 del
>>727172
Yuck


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.727174 del
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>>727171
right on cuz


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.727175 del
>>727157
You should before summer to work on that summer body.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.727176 del
>>727161
Many such cases.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.727177 del
>>727164
Good work NEET.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.727178 del
>>727166
Based mothetbat.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.727179 del
woe


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.727180 del
TND


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.727181 del
>>727179
Have a wank.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.727182 del
Had a nap, now I feel all sleepy


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.727183 del
Going to have a wankless weekend.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.727184 del
>>727182
Did your nap exceed 30 minutes?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.727185 del
Want to get off the lobster pills, I've become a brain dead zombie again. But I can't, too much anxiety


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.727186 del
>>727182
You need another nap.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.727187 del
I hope streaming on ausneets some day becomes popular enough that we get more neets streaming, and maybe we'll have videos running during the day as well as the evening.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.727188 del
>>727184
Three hours


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.727189 del
>>727187
/ausneets/ youtube taste is terrible


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.727190 del
>>727189
Your meant to watch it not eat it


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.727191 del
>>727187
>I hope streaming on ausneets some day becomes popular enough
As long as we don't get steaming.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.727192 del
Steaming streaming


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.727193 del
In cold weather my stream will steam


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.727194 del
>>727189
you're just not smart enough to understand them


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.727195 del
>>727194
*your


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.727196 del
Wasn't Monk supposed to have added voice chat functionality to Endchan this week?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.727197 del
>>727196
Trust the plan, two days till Sunday.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.727198 del
>>727195
proving my point


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.727199 del
It's funny how people who think they're smart have no sense of humour so often.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.727200 del
And also how often they announce it.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.727201 del
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A L L
A B O A R D


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.727202 del
>>727187
Ausneets needs more users. Maybe low key advertising in dailymail's >>727170 comment section could help. Tho I think ausneets would need more relevant replies to dailymail posts.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.727203 del
>>727202
We need Joslin to return. She helped a NEET with his internet, she can help us now.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.727204 del
Jesus that Ms Higgins what an ugly goblina.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.727205 del
>>727204
ugly inside and out


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.727206 del
>>727201
the sexy train?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.727207 del
lynxchan engineer


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.727209 del
>>727206
Yes, it's been getting a few plays throughout the week.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.727210 del
>>727206
The steaming train.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.727211 del
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Ok neets, 2 more episodes of Silicon Valley in 1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.727212 del
>>727199
depression and cynicism has killed my sense of humour


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.727213 del
>>727211
Why not 3 episodes starting now?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.727214 del
>>727211
the pictured guy is very annoying


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.727215 del
>>727214
You leave Silicon Cruisey alone


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.727216 del
>>727213
Almost one hour of television in one hour. Giving us an hour to prepare.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.727217 del
>>727216
yes, noots need to put their jamies on and prepare drinks and snacks and stuff


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.727218 del
>>727216
Oh alright then I was being greedy.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.727219 del
>>727188
You silly billy.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.727220 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.727221 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9dTU4BxUNwA [Embed]


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.727222 del
>>727221
is that the guy from wayne's world on the right?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.727223 del
>>727220
>>727221
Handsome fellas.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.727224 del
>>727222
Kek I can see that


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.727225 del
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The beggest negger


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.727226 del
>>727211
I'll be watching "Fast Five" instead because your one is gay


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.727227 del
>>727226
Brmmmmmmmmmmm
Brrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
BBRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
BBBBRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.727228 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tzVJPgCn-Z8 [Embed]


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.727229 del
>>727221
From Tech Shrek to Shrek character
https://shrek.fandom.com/wiki/Fiona


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.727230 del
>>727229
>SIGN IN TO EDIT


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.727231 del
>>727230
J U S T


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.727232 del
>>727221
One of the comments on that video:
>Idk if this info helps, but Anthony was Married and I believe that person is trans.
I always assumed he was an incel


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.727233 del
>>727232
Shrek isn't real.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.727234 del
>>727233
perhaps the real shrek is the genders we changed along the way


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.727235 del
>>727232
Yeah I thought his gf was just a fat ugly slampig but could definitely see zhem being a troon after watching this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zEt7pN_qilg [Embed]


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.727236 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqz0wRaie2g [Embed]


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.727237 del
>>727234
Well bantered.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.727238 del
>>727233
>>727234
I'm honestly suprised one of these creatures hasn't dyed themselves green yet to claim ogre opression.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.727239 del
>>727238
I wish it was all Ogre now.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.727240 del
>>727239
Your just trolling me.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.727241 del
wheres my fucking tax return you jew cunts!!!!


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.727242 del
>>727240
*flys out bedroom window?*


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.727243 del
Looking at semi-rural properties in north Queensland again
I just wanna wank from home and then watch the sunset over those green mountains while choofing


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.727244 del
>>727241
Two more weeks
Trust the plan


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.727245 del
Shrek is one moofie we need to see one day.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.727246 del
>>727243
North Queensland is too close to NT.
You will be first in the path when the Boong Uprising begins.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.727247 del
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>>727246
Day of the spear when?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.727248 del
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>>727247
2 weeks bro
Trust the plan


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.727249 del
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Ready.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.727250 del
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>>727249
Me too


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.727251 del
silicon valley is starting neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.727252 del
>>727250
Looking good.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.727253 del
>>727220
DIE DIE DIE MY NEET DARLING


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.727254 del
>>727172
I've never kept rice in airtight containers.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.727255 del
>>727254
Me either.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.727256 del
Had some nachos before. Big feed. Falling asleep.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.727257 del
>>727256
Goodnight


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.727258 del
>>727256
G'night


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.727259 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.727261 del
possum told me I brought piss to a shit fight once


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.727262 del
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>>727249


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.727263 del
That show is good.
Which means there is also other shows I haven't watched yet that are good.
This is good.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.727264 del
>>727263
We could watch some more tomorrow before the movie


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.727265 del
>>727264
I'd be keen


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.727266 del
going to have my nap now


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.727267 del
>>727262
Took a few seconds then chortled


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.727268 del
>>727267
It's from some actual movie. There's a clip of it on xhamster or xvideos where she looks at the dong


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.727269 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4pLbcLrquio [Embed]


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.727271 del
Failed all the quiz questions at the SQL interview. Could not remember the names of window functions based on their descriptions. Later, sat down at the computer, opened ide and immediately remembered. I'll never get a job.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.727272 del
That dong got found very fast


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.727273 del
Might pre-cook a couple packs of MiGoreng for a midnight snack.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.727274 del
>>727271
what job did you go for?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.727275 del
>>727271
You should go to Durgasoft class. 1,200+ students all learning SQL together.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.727276 del
>>727271
>Could not remember the names of window functions based on their descriptions.
What do you mean?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.727277 del
sql like a pggy


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.727278 del
>>727277
Hot!


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.727279 del
>>727275
The problem is not that I don't know SQL. The problem is that I only know it at my computer. I have no problem doing any level of tasks sitting at home. But in an interview I just can't remember anything, I get nervous and sweaty.
>>727276
Some of the questions were descriptions of functions and you had to name them from memory. For example, "which window function returns the previous value".


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.727280 del
>>727276
never mind, I didn't realise sum, avg etc were called window functions.
thought you were talking about win32 api like hwnd = CreateWindowEx(
WS_EX_CLIENTEDGE,
g_szClassName,
"The title of my window",
WS_OVERLAPPEDWINDOW,
CW_USEDEFAULT, CW_USEDEFAULT, 240, 120,
NULL, NULL, hInstance, NULL);


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.727281 del
>>727279
Just ask ChatGPT to write the code. Chances are it's ingested enough pajeet code. Probably fucks up string manipulation but the rest should be fine.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.727282 del
possum knows no sql


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.727283 del
>>727279
NEET brain attack. I had that happen at an interview for a welding job years back.
The interviewer was this strange asian guy who kept staring at me and he stood really close to me shile I was doing my demonstration welds and I completely fucked them up.
And it was stuff I've done hundreds of times before.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.727284 del
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Guess the Australian entry before you watch.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.727285 del
>>727281
That's the problem, because of ChatGPT, they now call you in for interviews and ask you questions looking you in the eye and you have to answer everything from memory. I can't get a job at all because of that. This is the third place I've been with this problem.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.727286 del
>>727284
Fark


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.727287 del
>>727284
Fatherbot used to eat spag on toast for breakkaiey sometimes. The little Heinz can.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.727288 del
>>727285
A good basic entry level computer science class of database should teach you enough. We had a teacher who would let the cheaters pass all the way to the final exam then fail them because they used unnecessary joins. Because they often paid someone to make a unique answer but the marker was expecting a standard and basic query. That was during COVID when exams weren't face-to-face or monitored virtually.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.727289 del
is pipe smoking tobacco safe?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.727290 del
>>727289
safer than cigarettes, less safe than cigars if your inhaling into your lungs
still risk of mouth cancers etc either way


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.727291 del
Another moofie we should watch. This music was just on SBS Chill
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zguqSx-QN6Q [Embed]


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.727292 del
>>727291
>moofie


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.727293 del
>>727289
Not on sailing ships.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.727294 del
>>727292
Yes it's about 'tism.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.727295 del
>>727288
What kind of class do you have there that not only teach sql, but also how not to sweat and stay focused in interviews. Not to mention memory training.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.727296 del
>>727284
>spread some shit on the toast, then slap a brick of butter in the middle
>put some pasta on bread


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.727297 del
>>727296
Shit on toast was the pajeet entry


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.727298 del
Possum told me not to overthink and just be pleasant once.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.727299 del
>>727298
He is a wise fellow.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.727300 del
>>727295
It taught how a database works, how to make a query, how to make and design a database as diagram and translate it into code, joins, and how to use aggregate queries. All by doing.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.727301 del
>>727297
It was Jap in that video.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.727302 del
>>727301
She got that shit from the road outside


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.727303 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QeDsse41554 [Embed]


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.727304 del
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>>726940
You're a big capital city


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.727305 del
>>727297
Authentic steamer.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.727306 del
>>727304
Hello IGA


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.727307 del
>>727306
Didn't he die?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.727308 del
>>727307
Who?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.727309 del
>>727307
Yeah when the boiler of that helicopter exploded


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.727310 del
>>727308
Exactly.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.727311 del
I went to an interview at Transurban once for a linux related job and they asked me to write a bash script on the whiteboard, which I had forgotten how to do, so they told me to do it in python and I forgot how to read and write files in python so ended up writing a bunch of pseudo code.
I did not get the job


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.727312 del
>>727309
Too much steam pressure?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.727313 del
>>727310
Huh?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.727314 del
>>727312
And bad maintenence.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.727315 del
>>727311
>I forgot how to read
Happens to the best of us.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.727316 del
>>727313
That sounds like an Asian last name.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.727317 del
>>727300
But I'm not bad at most of these topics. I have experience with databases for 6 years. I just can't recall anything from memory under pressure. I don't understand why you need to remember function names at all when most IDEs have autocomplete...


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.727318 del
>>727316
Huh Fing


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.727319 del
>>727295
>how not to sweat and stay focused in interviews.
Do more interviews. Daily one or two. It's just training. Also you could score a job by accident.
>memory training.
Tell 'em if they want to listen handbook knowledge they should get a job as a teacher and listen retard students burping back the texts.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.727320 del
>>727311
They probably wanted a robot who regurgitates code and that's what they got who did the needful.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.727321 del
>>727286
>Fark (you)

>>727287
It should've been Vegemite

>>727296
A hugary boy will eat what a hungary boy is given!


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.727322 del
>>727321
>It should've been Vegemite
He would also put Peck's Chicken & Ham paste on toast.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.727323 del
>>727317
Ask for an accommodation in the assessment next time. If a company can't be fucked supporting you, then it's a good sign not to work for them.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.727324 del
>>727306
Fuck off idiot


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.727325 del
thinking about velour tracksuits again


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.727326 del
>>727314
RIP to the both of them. BFF where ever they are now.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.727327 del
>>727325
mens or womens?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.727328 del
>>727321
>A hugary boy will eat what a hungary boy is given!
At the commune we will only get beans.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.727329 del
didnt get my tax return in time to gamble tonight 😔


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.727330 del
>>727328
>>727249


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.727331 del
>>727327
i'm thinking about comfort, so mens, but can appreciate a sheila with a decent figure in one


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.727332 del
>>727327
Either one would feel nice and smooth.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.727333 del
>>727329
they always take about 3 weeks


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.727334 del
>>727329
good


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.727335 del
>>727329
Good news?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.727336 del
>>727329
I'll give you $500 credit on a coin flip if you like.
Heads or tails?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.727337 del
>>727333
Last year I got mine on the 14th


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.727338 del
>>727324
Calm down.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.727339 del
>>727337
You're only going to be disappointed with the return, so there's no rush.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.727340 del
>>727329
Sorry to hear that.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.727341 del
>>727296
was thinking the same


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.727342 del
>>727337
You were a good boy last year though.
Father Taxmass sees all.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.727343 del
>>727322
You are the product of MSG, pork tongue, heart and whatever makes up that 37% of 'Chicken'.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.727344 del
don't think I'm ever going to get a job


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.727345 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q2ueCg9bvvQ [Embed]


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.727346 del
>>727341
You're arriving at a good time to take over Local C's drinking.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.727347 del
gonna pee soon, might even make it to the toilet this time


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.727348 del
Local C is the MC


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.727349 del
>>727344
Yes you will.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.727350 del
>>727347
Do nappies catch the rest?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.727352 del
>>727350
i go commando


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.727353 del
Why do commandos not wear undies?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.727354 del
>>727353
Because they shit it all the time. Spares them all the washing.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.727355 del
>>727353
not practical to change them every day
healthier to go without, especially in jungle


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.727356 del
Some bitch changing out of her bikini in public had the nerve to film me looking like I was the creep.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.727357 del
>>727353
>Why do commandos
Hot!


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.727358 del
>>727356
should have raped her


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.727359 del
>>727355
You got that off google


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.727360 del
>>727356
should have whizzed away on your eeb


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.727361 del
>>727359
Some of us actually know things.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.727362 del
>>727359
I did not.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.727363 del
>well below market price
hmmmmmmmmmmmm


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.727364 del
>>727362
He's just jealous of your knowledge, and something I assumed most people already knew.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.727365 del
>>727363
Used and abused?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.727366 del
I always had clean undies while on mission in Afghanistan. Dunno what you basement dwelling chuddies are talking about


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.727367 del
if you eat nothing but mustard and then you fart would that make mustard gas?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.727369 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.727370 del
>>727356
Should have yelled out "ya not worth lookin at ya fat bitch"


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.727371 del
>>727358
You see it so many times men and women back from a swim in the carpark awkwardly looking around when they could simply change in the nearby toilet block without a worry but they are exhibitionist whores that only get upset if an uggo is watching fuck i hate them so much.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.727372 del
>>727367
Sounds reasonable.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.727373 del
>>727368
fuck has it been over a year already


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.727374 del
>>727363
Counterfeit honey, avoid. Hit up your local weekend farmer's markets for the good stuff ;)


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.727375 del
>>727371
Some of the surf spots on the Fleurieu don't have public toilets.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.727376 del
>>727373
J U S T


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.727377 del
>>727374
Motherbat gave me two pots of the neighbour's honey last weekend. They make it faster than she can eat it.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.727378 del
Dead Reckoning is much better than the last Bond film. I hope they release part 2 this year.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.727379 del
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Garn sleep


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.727380 del
>>727375
Shame on the council for not including them for the sake of the Kaurna and Ngarrindjeri peoples.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.727381 del
>>727379
i'm not crying you're crying


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.727382 del
>>727380
neville don't surf


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.727383 del
>>727379
Goon night.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.727384 del
>>727374
What are you on about?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.727385 del
>>727374
Fuck off Stanley. You post on other boards here to stir up shit, that's pathetic.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.727386 del
>>727377
I would suck honey straight from a bee's cock!


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.727387 del
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>>727386


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.727388 del
>>727385
>>727384


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.727389 del
Why is imissfather running the board again?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.727390 del
>>727388
Pretty clear.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.727391 del
TGIF! Have a Blessed day!


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.727392 del
>>727390
>>727338


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.727393 del
>>727392
Cut it out.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.727394 del
>>727393
What's your favourite scary moofie?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.727395 del
>>727394
>moofie


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:50 [Preview] No.727396 del
>>727395
>roofie


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.727397 del
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All that shit and that retard is still here. Just ban me imissfather, you boy loving faggot.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.727398 del
going to bed
early start tomorrow
hopefully not a disappointing one


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.727399 del
>>727266
Had my nap.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.727400 del
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>>727398
>hopefully not a disappointing one
Hopefully as good as weekend as this guy's.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.727401 del
I can’t remember the last time Big Fella told us what he was having for Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner (Night Lunch).


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.727402 del
>>727341
Do you even have food or do you just live off the leather of stolen wallets?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.727403 del
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hurt the roof of my mouth eating the nachos
I need a herder


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.727404 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.727405 del
>>727403
That's what you get for not sharing!


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.727406 del
>>727405
He didn’t even post a pic


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.727407 del
>>727406
I was embarrassed about forgetting to buy cheese so I didn't take one.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.727408 del
>>727406
He hates us


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.727409 del
>>727408
I don't hate weber.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.727410 del
>>727409
No one asked.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.727411 del
Did a chest workout. Up in weight but form felt off. Lots of shoulder involvement.
The annoying loitering girlfriend was there. She was sitting on the only free bench just scrolling her femoid device while her bf was working out. I managed to take it while she stood up to randomly do some 2kg hammer curls.
Fuck I hate women


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.727412 del
>>727411
>>727358


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.727413 del
Hi NEETs.
You want a cone?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.727414 del
>>727346
I'm sober, which means sporadic shitposting until I'm going to sleep
fell behind with the practice this week


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.727415 del
>>727402
if you count frozen margaritas, vegetable paste, and instant ramen from lidl I guess I do


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.727416 del
most of my calories come from cheep beer anyway


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.727417 del
>>727411
there should be gyms only for men, and gyms only for women (kitchens)


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.727418 del
Had a succulent Persian meal.
A platter of dips (thin yoghurt and dill, eggplant, tomato and eggplant, hummus (with extra sumac), and a bowl of mini pickles), a combo kebab thing (one chicken, one lamb shishkebab, a pile of long grain saffron rice, leaf salad for looks and half a lemon, and a hot tomato sauce. Tore the flat bread and scooped up rice and meat in it then dipped it in the dips. They were out of pomegranate olives.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.727419 del
>>727414
Practising being sober?
>>727415
Is lidl better than aldi?
>>727416
You're going to end up with an ET gut.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.727420 del
>>727419
>Is lidl better than aldi?
Both are German. Go figure.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.727421 del
>>727413
Yes
Might buy a q when the ATO or cenno jews pay me
I might buy an expensive glassy too, only ever owned tobacconist bongs

>>727419
>You're going to end up with an ET gut.
Heh. Alien boong gut


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.727422 del
>>727419
>Practising being sober?
my fingers don't do what they are supposed to do when I'm drunk
there's no other way
>Is lidl better than aldi?
we don't have aldi here, just kaufland
>You're going to end up with an ET gut.
eventually
at some


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.727423 del
>>727421
Don't buy a glass pipe, even for pot. Cleaning them can chip them.
You used to have the best one.
Yeasty beer will do it.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.727424 del
>>727423
Nah something half decent like this would do
https://www.glassbongs.com.au/products/bud-bent-bubble-glass-bong-35cm


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.727427 del
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>>727426


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.727428 del
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Fighting the urge to have more nachos.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.727429 del
Going to do the dishes and go to bed. Good night neets.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.727430 del
give it a little *toot toot* it's okay


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.727431 del
if i had many money i would door dash random things to my neighbours


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.727432 del
Can't sleep.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.727433 del
>>727432
close eyes


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.727434 del
the event will happen today


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.727435 del
morning neets


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.727436 del
>>727429
good night


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.727437 del
>>727435
good morning


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.727438 del
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>>727398
>hopefully not a disappointing one
It was. Doors were locked at 6.45am. Knocked on the staff entrance and was told they dont start until 9am now.
Fuck I am sick of living.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.727439 del
>>727435
>>727437
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.727440 del
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>>727434
>the event will happen today


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.727441 del
>>727438
>was told they dont start until 9am now.
For breakfast?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.727442 del
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>>727401
>Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner (Night Lunch).
Where is Brunch, afternoon tea and pudding?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.727443 del
>>727441
Yeah. Ridiculous.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.727444 del
>>727442
Big Fella it not a glutton.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.727445 del
ended up having a luke warm sausage mcmuffin and hash brown
didn't go to vilis because the last couple of breakfasts they ignored my instructions about making the fried eggs solid and cooking the bacon crisp


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.727446 del
>>727444
He comes here often enough, so he might be a glutton for punishment.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.727447 del
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>>727445
Is Bill scheduled to arrive soon?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.727448 del
>>727447
I told him to come next weekend. I can't be bothered with him this weekend. He hasn't been here for about a month now.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.727449 del
started gooning
I'll listen to some old alcoholic rants and go to sleep
cya tomorrow


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.727450 del
>>727449
>I'll listen to some old alcoholic rants and go to sleep
Did you read the ones here from last night already?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.727451 del
>>727449
Sleep tight.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.727452 del
>>727448
Assign him to work on the hole next weekend.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.727453 del
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>>727438


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.727454 del
>>727453
That's a man?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.727455 del
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i would have just gone to dan murphy’s


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.727456 del
>>727452
He can't be trusted with that level of responsibility.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.727457 del
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>>727456
He would gape it but at least it would keep him busy.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.727458 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.727459 del
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>Hundreds of golden retrievers gathered in Scotland to celebrate the 155th anniversary of the breed’s founding.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.727460 del
>>727459
The pitbull convention would look like Omaha Beach on D-Day


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.727461 del
>>727458
kek


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.727462 del
>>727460
KEK


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.727463 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.727464 del
might go waddle around bunnings, supercheap, bcf, officeworks
probably buy some shit i dont even need just for the momentary serotonin boost


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.727465 del
>>727464
>might go waddle around
You have a good sense of drive, both to get there and to keep you moving forward in-stores.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.727466 del
>>727463
Handsome fella.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.727467 del
>>727464
>>727465
Also, keep an out for sales on products. Supermarkets have been matching Amazon Prime day, like an electric toothbrush replacement heads normally are $12 to $14 but Coles have them for $8 to match Amazon's specials that passed this week.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.727468 del
>>727467
That's good to know. Thank you, NEET.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.727469 del
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Another day on earth bros.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.727470 del
>>727464
Will you get a snag from bunnings?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.727471 del
>>727470
with onions and tomato sauce and mustard?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.727472 del
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>>727471
Of course. There are neets browsing this thread that don't like onion on a snag.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.727473 del
Anyone ITT?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.727474 del
>>727469
Living the dream.


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:35 [Preview] No.727475 del
>>727473
Are you real?


NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.727476 del
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Ok neets, at 6pm AEST tonight, one hour earlier than normal, we will be showing two more episodes of our surprise hitSilicon Valley.

Then at 7pm AEST, we will be showing Kamikaze Taxi (1995). After his girlfriend is murdered by yakuza, a japanese pimp goes on a suicidal revenge rampage. It's a low budget and inventive movie that came out around the time that Pulp Fiction did.

Then tomorrow we have Smokey And The Bandit (1977) starring Burt Reynolds.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.727477 del
>>727473
All the neets have gone on holiday.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.727478 del
>>727470
I did not.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.727479 del
back on the ufo videos on youtube. My life is hopelessness.


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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.727481 del
>>727464
>probably buy some shit i dont even need just for the momentary serotonin boost
I spent $86.10 cash monies
$11.50 mcdolans
$ 9.60 mondsters
$35.00 bcf ($31.00 stuff, $4.00 donation oz fish)
$30.00 sca ($28.99 stuff, $1.01 donation beyond blue)
I forgot to take my parcel collection card to the post office.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.727482 del
Might play some vidya while I wait for my washing to get dry


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.727483 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1F_8e0pBW3g [Embed]


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.727484 del
>>727481
>I forgot to take my parcel collection card to the post office.
Sometimes they can get it without the card if you can tell the attempted delivery date.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.727485 del
>>727484
They're open until 1pm supposedly, so I will go there when I finish my mondster. It's only a bottle of whisky anyway I think.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.727486 del
>>727485
>It's only a bottle of whisky anyway I think.
The essentials.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.727487 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zcYSfOCU5dA [Embed]


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.727488 del
>>727485
>a bottle of whisky
Is it a good one?


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>>727488
>This is the rarest of the single malts behind Ballantine’s top-selling blends and the finale to one of the most significant trilogies of single malts ever created.
The trilogy they refer to is the 17yo Glenburgie and Miltonduff. I have the Miltonduff, but the Glenburgie was released before I joined the club and is sold out.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.727490 del
>>727489
Noice, that's some exclusive stuff.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.727491 del
Cruisey needs to suggest some places for me to dine tonight


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.727493 del
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>>727492


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.727495 del
>>727491
Not him but this BBQ >>727492 idea sounds nice


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.727496 del
>>727493
>bon ape tits.jpg
kek


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.727497 del
>>727424
That's good for that price.
I lived with a guy who had one like that. We bought a second chamber for it at the brickworks when that had the markets there. I


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.727498 del
>>727438
Did you go back for it?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.727499 del
>>727498
No. That's twice they've fucked me. There shall not be a third.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.727500 del
>>727499
>You have failed me for the last time— you will not have the opportunity to do so again


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.727501 del
>>727445
That's not a good enough reason to pick McDonald's over vilis.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.727502 del
>>727471
>>727472
American mustard is not required.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.727503 del
>>727501
I dunno, if they fucked thrice it would be a bad feel.
At least with Maccas you know what you'll get.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.727504 del
>>727481
Why do you donate?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.727505 del
>>727504
Partly because I was paying with notes and that rounded them to the nearest $5, partly because checkout chicks intimidate me.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.727506 del
>>727491
You picked McDonald's for breakfast.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.727507 del
>>727506
I'm skipping lunch, so you better suggest somewhere nice.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.727508 del
Take him to the duck place


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.727509 del
>>727499
I'm sure they didn't mean it.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.727510 del
>>727509
You might recall the first time they turned me away from Sunday lunch because I was by myself and would have taken a 4 person table away from another group.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.727511 del
>>727505
Try smiling when you say no.
I've been practising on the KFC chicks.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.727512 del
>>727511
I can't smile on command. I rarely ever have reason to smile.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.727513 del
>>727507
Lunch specials are always much better than dinner.
It's also Saturday and likely to be rowdy folk about, if you don't mind them, maybe Gawler Arms, or the rib joint near the oval in Gawler. I haven't been there.
Or the sailmaster and get some fried croc.
Bombay bicycle club and check out their toilet with the indoor garden and bird sounds.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.727514 del
You'd probably like tgi Friday's.
They have a limited time cherry glaze for their ribs.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.727515 del
I mean they're a franchise so likely will be consistent


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.727516 del
>>727514
My autism would not let me eat there on any day other than Friday.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.727517 del
>>727435
>morning
>6 hours ago
A somewhat early start for me.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.727518 del
>>727516


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.727519 del
Cruisey wanted me to eat his croc once.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.727520 del
>>727460
Very well remarked.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.727521 del
>>727520
Not if they have good owners.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.727522 del
thinking of having an ice cream binge


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.727523 del
>>727519
He's such a gaybo!


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.727524 del
>>727521
Pitbulls are naturally inclined to bad behaviour. A dog like a golden retriever is less likely, with the same owners, to end up savage.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.727525 del
>>727523
Only for spastics in plastic
Mong footwear is my thing


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.727526 del
>>727524
Owners were just soft and couldn't control them.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.727527 del
Use by tomorrow


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.727528 del
Weber should go to the Persian restaurant but they are timid and reserved people who probably wouldn't know what to do if someone said that their food wasn't up to scratch.


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>>727525


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.727530 del
I found out last night on twitter that Cherry Crush is still around. She is less popular on tiktok than our girl though.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.727531 del
>>727491
Enfield Park looks nice and peaceful,

"There is real variety in the gardens and pavilions here. Traditional rose plantings complement secluded groves of ornamental trees. Water features wind their way amongst paths dotted with shrubs. The Mausoleum Precinct has its own quiet elegance, while the Buddhist Garden has been designed as a place of harmony and peace. Alongside it, The Cascades places bold modern metal sculpture in the midst of a grove of trees standing on sprawling lawns."


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.727532 del
>>727531
Poorly bantered, although I've had lunch there a couple of times.


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>>727528
We have here a photo of an angry webby being soothed by the persian restaurant owner.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.727534 del
>tfw look like Nick Cave


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.727535 del
>>727489
Price?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.727536 del
>>727535
$140 for the bottle and $15 for postage.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.727537 del
>>727536
Go to the Lodge pub.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.727538 del
>>727487
Nice. Going to watch their 'Catching Yabbies' vid later tonight.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.727539 del
>>727537
Or the bridgeway.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.727540 del
>>727534
Price?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.727541 del
Karen just pushed in front of me in line at the store.
Muh kid,muh hole,muh manager.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.727542 del
>>727483
Is that your ringtone for when motherbot calls?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.727543 del
I still can't find a photo of Nick Cave and Nick Cage in the same place.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.727544 del
>>727537
I reckon the arancini balls, the kwali nepalese stew and passionfruit cheesecake, and two bottles of stoudt and a glass of rose, then 80 in the chinaman.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.727545 del
>>727542
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dz123t6ndgw [Embed]


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.727546 del
>>727542
grandma shark doo doo doo doo doo doo


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.727547 del
>>727481
You donated more to fish than a bunch of sad cunts. I don't think you really need that card anyways, just go in and say is there a parcel for me/give them your name/ID etc.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.727548 del
>>727464
I'd do that too if it wasn't a day of the week's end. Good luck out there!


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.727549 del
Got grandma shark stuck in my head now.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.727550 del
>>727455
Dong Murphuong's


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.727551 del
>>727454
>>727463


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.727552 del
>>727453
>ceiling dong
>>727462


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.727553 del
Dong nyurphies.
Buy somthing or reave store


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.727554 del
Uncy Weber Doo Doo


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.727556 del
>>727418
That does indeed sound succulent.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.727557 del
>>727555
good mix of singing and banging


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.727558 del
>>727556
I went there for the Zeytoon Parvardeh (olives marinaded in pomegranate puree).
Their flat bread is not great, it used to be more doughy, now it's like paper.
Still a very nice experience.
Had a guava bundaberg. They have that weird runny yoghurt drink but I didn't get that.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.727559 del
>>727545
horrible shite


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.727560 del
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UMMpty has some competition


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.727561 del
>>727555
kek


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.727562 del
remembered I had a microwave curry in the fridge, so I'll probably stay in tonight


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.727563 del
>>727560
Really turning them into chips.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.727564 del
>>727563
They might implant them with control chips.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.727565 del
>>727562
A curry in hand is worth two at the shop


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.727566 del
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>>727489


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.727567 del
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>>727566
>fastway.jpg


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.727568 del
>>727567
For $38k they should be sending the current Miss India to personally deliver it and do the needful on your neetstick while she's there.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.727569 del
>>727566
A lotto winner will buy it and mix it with coke.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.727570 del
>>727568
I'd rather not have an indian woman poo on my neetstick.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.727571 del
>checkout chicks intimidate me.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.727572 del
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Would you beieve there is an indian actress called poojitha?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.727573 del
>>727571
I dress nicely and make sure my hair is looking good before I go in for that reason.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.727574 del
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>>727573


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.727575 del
>wondering what happened to the people I went to primary school with


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.727576 del
Contemplating visiting Dan the Man and grabbing some neet treats.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.727577 del
"endchan aunseets" no longer returns search results on Google.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.727578 del
>>727577
>aunseets


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.727579 del
>>727573
Looking good, NEET.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.727580 del
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>>727577


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.727581 del
>>727580
You got ausneets right though


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.727582 del
>>727576
might get some chips and ice cream myself


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.727583 del
>>727580
>renaissance autism


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.727584 del
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>>727581


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.727586 del
It is hard to find covers of the boong song Rama Rama because the results are filled up with pajeet spam.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.727587 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:17 [Preview] No.727588 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.727589 del
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>>727571


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.727590 del
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>>727587
gonna share cuz?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.727591 del
>>727587
98?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.727592 del
>>727590
give uz a gobbie first aye


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.727593 del
aboriginal romance


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.727594 del
Opening a sauv blanc
Wondering what weber is up to.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.727595 del
Cup of strong English breakfast


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.727596 del
>>727595
Milk?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.727597 del
Might have to eat something, before it's too. late.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.727598 del
>>727594
watching fishing rig videos


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.727599 del
>>727596
Always


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.727600 del
>>727597
RIP


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.727601 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QQykBqBuwvQ [Embed]


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.727602 del
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Reading a comic about Vlad the Impaler that is quite good.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.727603 del
Mummybot is on the phone walking around the house angrily bitching about zhir to her friends. Love it.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.727604 del
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listen to this pretentious twat's fake voice
he loses it half way through


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.727605 del
Contemplating gooning.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.727606 del
Yea or nay?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.727607 del
>>727606
Go on, live a little!


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.727608 del
>>727605
May as well


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.727609 del
>>727608
>>727607
Alright, off to see Dan the Man.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.727610 del
I hope that wasn't the one month sober neet we just sent off to Dan's


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.727611 del
>>727610
Some days the sober NEETs reply, some days the gooners.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.727612 del
Heading to Dan's.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.727613 del
>>727588
Did you see her feet? She's got toes like a monkey!


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.727614 del
apples from mars are considerably lighter


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.727615 del
Ok neets, we'll be watching some Silicon Valley in 45 minutes time. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.727616 del
>>727556
I went there for the Zeytoon Parvardeh (olives marinaded in pomegranate puree).
Their flat bread is not great, it used to be more doughy, now it's like paper.
Still a very nice experience.
Had a guava bundaberg. They have that weird runny yoghurt drink but I didn't get that. >>727565
Good post


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.727617 del
>>727560
They're taking over.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.727618 del
>>727571


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.727619 del
>>727618


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.727620 del
>>727613
Yes, I found them somewhat off-putting as a footfag.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.727621 del
>>727613
>>727620
It is less so the toes and more the overall shape of her feet. That downward slope on the top is disturbing. She strikes me as having a background in dancing for that reason.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.727622 del
Got cum all over my trackies.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.727623 del
>>727610
Nah, I'm one month pissed if anything.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.727624 del
>>727622
At least it's not just one patch. You can say it's by design.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.727625 del
Still no tax money. Cenno landing tomorrow am. Can't afford anymore mints.
Suffering.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.727626 del
>footfags
vile


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.727627 del
>>727625
time to suck dick


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.727628 del
>>727627
How is his foot game?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.727629 del
>>727628
i bet he was a dancer


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.727630 del
>>727573
>>727603
What are you going to do about It


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.727631 del
>>727624
What did you have for breakfast?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.727632 del
>>727625
You should spit half eaten mints into a fancy Tibetan cup


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.727633 del
Listening to three cookaburras laughing, burning off some grape vine. Comfy scene


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.727634 del
>>727573
Do you wait until your hair is dry before going?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.727635 del
>>727574
>spiffy


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.727636 del
>>727575
Find out!


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.727637 del
Mongaro meme


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.727638 del
>>727631
Bread with lard (some was leftover from frying meat) and cut mixed pickled veggies on top. A bar of Balaton szelet as dessert. Tea.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.727639 del
>>727580
lol 10/10


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.727640 del
>>727638
Sounds good.

>Balaton szelet
Is that what we would call wafers in chocolate?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.727641 del
>>727584
Search instead


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.727642 del
Got the Sunday blues


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.727643 del
>>727594
Wetting his hair to go get a pack of Oreo's


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.727644 del
>>727640
No. It's a specific candy bar. In general we call wafers as nápolyi (= napolese), with or without chocolate coating.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.727645 del
>>727633
>cookaburras


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.727646 del
>>727644
Oh ok. When I googled it, an image of what I thought was one cut in half looked a bit like it


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.727647 del
>>727634
Yes, because otherwise my helmet would fuck up my hair even more than usual. I make sure to fix it using my phone as a mirror before I enter the shop.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.727648 del
Accidentally wiped my nose with a hanky I came in.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.727649 del
>>727647
Smacking my helmet reading your posts


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.727650 del
>>727646
It is, but you asked if we call that in general.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.727651 del
mummybot wont buy me some mints even though im dropping her off at the pub ☹️


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.727652 del
"O fug, a seal :DDD"
"O fug, an elegant :DDD"


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.727653 del
>>727651
That's $20 she can put in hte pokes


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.727654 del
>>727651
Ask ztepmum


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.727655 del
>>727647
Get a beanie


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.727656 del
>>727648
>Accidentally
Sure


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.727657 del
>>727648
Cycle of NEET.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.727658 del
no tap water or water from plastic bottles and cups


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.727659 del
>>727638
>dessert
You have dessert for breakfast?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.727660 del
>>727648
You will have a nose babby now


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.727662 del
>>727649
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ij1mF4VuOug [Embed]


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.727663 del
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>>727651
How's $30 something an hour sound?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.727664 del
>>727659
After breakfast.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.727665 del
>>727663
Dave3: The origin story.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.727666 del
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ok neets, we're watching Silicon Valley https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.727667 del
>>727665
Get them addicted then work them to death - The Cruisey Method


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.727668 del
>>727664
But as part of your morning meal? I don't think we do that in the Anglo-Saxon world.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.727669 del
Any recommendations for a good tv show made in the last few years?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.727670 del
>>727645
Yes.
T. Illiterate neet


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.727671 del
WOMBAT WOMBAT WOMBAT STEW


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.727672 del
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Cabbage pancakes, only cabbage, carrots, eggs, paprika, salt pepper and garlic.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.727673 del
>>727672
they look pretty good ngl.
good and oily
what oil did you use?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.727674 del
>>727666
isnt there something better like the latest james bond moofie?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.727675 del
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#justneggerthings


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.727676 del
what's with the fishtank people and piss?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.727677 del
>>727672
based and cabbagepilled


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.727678 del
>>727674
The latest james bond movie wasn't that good. We'll see the latest mission impossible movie the same day it comes out


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.727679 del
>>727672
For some reason, I can never get full without meat.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.727680 del
>>727668
I wanted to ate some sweets after breakfast and I called it a dessert because it was after the meal. That's it.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.727681 del
>>727680
your a desert xD


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.727682 del
>>727680
So Hungarians don't normally have something sweet after breakfast? I'm just curious because I know Czechs often have sweet main courses.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.727683 del
Just me and the troon at home. He is all depresso because he sold his house today for left than he wanted.
I can't stand being around depressed people. They drag everyone else down into their misery.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.727684 del
>>727683
>sold his house even with getting kicked out being inevitable


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.727685 del
>>727684
He has crossed the Rubicon and is going to seize control of Monk's arse.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.727686 del
>>727682
If they want, they have.
We have sweet dishes. The most simple example is butterbrot with apricot jam. Marmalade - what the Brits eat - is the same. But we have "warm" sweet dishes for lunch too.
Also don't forget stuff like cereal often sweetened. Especially if American.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.727687 del
how long before monk flips out and goons the troon?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.727688 del
>>727673
Only vegetable oil.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.727689 del
>>727683
Give her a wank to cheer her up.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.727690 del
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Howdy NEETs. Today I went on a mountain adventure with my new freinds, there was even a femoid. We all had a great time out in beautiful nature and then when we said goodby I went for a drive in the amazing countryside where I had never been, to see an old country gentleman who gave me some bales of hay for the wallabys. I told him it was for a goat tho because these hayseeds hate wallabys. Had a hot bath and thought about the cold snowflakes all up on the top of the peak, and wondered if any of you NEETs acctually managed to leave your apartments today.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.727691 del
i just threw a water bottle


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.727692 del
>>727690
autism tray


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.727693 del
>>727687
>goons the troon
...soon


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.727694 del
>>727690
>and wondered if any of you NEETs acctually managed to leave your apartments today.
Fuck you and fuck your made up story.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.727695 del
>>727690
Everything looks nice and segregated in that tray.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.727696 del
>>727694
based response


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.727697 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.727698 del
>>727690
Well presented.
>acctually managed to leave your apartments today.
I walked out to the bin.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.727699 del
>>727690
>leave your apartments today
Do you ever wonder why you aren't liked?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.727700 del
Found my mints.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.727701 del
>>727700
Mint


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.727702 del
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>>727698
(You) need to get out and meet some ppl anon


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.727703 del
>>727700
you have been blessed, this is truly a holy day


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.727704 del
Apartment is an Americanism, we say flat in this country.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.727705 del
>>727699
his friends in his head like him and that's all that matters


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.727706 del
>>727699
Living in a fantasy land means never having to worry about such things.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.727707 del
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Ready.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.727708 del
i may start a metal playlist for the gym


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.727709 del
Need something to watch. Nothing to watch. Woe.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.727710 del
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Ok neets, it's movie time, we're watching the japanese gangster film Kamikaze Taxi (1995) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.727711 del
>>727709
>>727710
Spooky.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.727712 del
eating liver


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.727713 del
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>>727705


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.727714 del
>>727712
Steamed?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.727715 del
>>727711
I'll pass.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.727716 del
it's sad how fucked up these people get not being allowed to smoke weed, tobacco or vape


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.727717 del
>>727714
no, why the fuck would i steam liver?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.727718 del
>>727712
pickling mine


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.727719 del
>>727675
worltard


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.727720 del
>>727718


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.727721 del
>>727672
They look great, I can smell the glorious farts already.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.727722 del
Still don't have anything to watch.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.727723 del
>>727642
9-5 Mon-Fri wagie feelz


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.727724 del
>>727642
but in not sunday


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.727725 del
shouldn't have quit my job, am a dumb dumb


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.727726 del
>>727575
probably best to assume they're all dead


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.727727 del
>>727566
>54 years old
>37K

Weber's worth more than that!


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.727728 del
>>727560
me third from left


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.727729 del
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>>727699
My new IRL friends like me.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.727730 del
>>727725
You'll soon find another one neet.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.727731 del
>>727725
What are you going to do now?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.727732 del
>>727717
Many delicacies can be steamed.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.727733 del
>>727731
live off neetbux
>>727730
i swallowed my pride and texted my old manager if i could get a casual job, particularly over the christmas-new years season. i'll just apply to other poopermarkets when jobs are available


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.727734 del
>>727729
Show them your 4chan reaction meme collection


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.727735 del
>>727725
Financially circling the drain?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.727736 del
>>727735
nah, it was just nice having that bit of stability


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.727737 del
>>727450
whenever I'm drunk and I don't feel like reading I listen to bukowski audiobooks
>>727451
thanks


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.727738 del
Open the pod bay doors Hal.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.727739 del
Playing TW: Rome II.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.727740 del
>>727739
are ya winning?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.727741 del
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>>727555
bruh


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.727742 del
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Watching No Time To Die
the start bit is a knockout.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.727743 del
>>727741
Local C cuts off International C


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.727744 del
>>727742
im not


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.727745 del
>>727743
If they ever meet reality will break.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.727747 del
>>727686
how about kurtosh kolacs?
they are pretty good


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.727748 del
>>727746
I hope those are not real words


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.727749 del
>>727740
Oui.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.727750 del
Does vocarooArchivistNEET have any other golden oldies to share with us?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.727751 del
On the italohouse
Nuro would be groovin


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.727752 del
>>727748
The lyrics are "uncy weber". Uncy is a diminutive of uncle (mostly used ironically), whilst Weber refers to one of the neets here. It is set to the tune of Baby Shark.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.727753 del
>>727751
He would be. RIP.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.727754 del
>>727753
I was thinking about him the other day. I fucking hated him being here but I sort of liked him.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.727755 del
>>727754
Visit his grave one day. You can also visit his BFFs grave too.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.727756 del
>>727755
I kind of like going to graveyards. There is something thoughtful about it.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.727757 del
Whenever you visit a graveyard you must put a silver coin up your bum so the ghosts can't get in.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.727759 del
>>727757
Smart.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.727760 del
>>727757
Casper would still get up there.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.727761 del
>>727760
and jew ghosts would definitely go for that shekel


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.727762 del
>>727752
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.727763 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.727764 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.727765 del
>>727762
to be fair, local cruisey is probably drunk and or high and is not at all representative of normal talking/singing


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.727766 del
>>727763
has he porked out?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.727767 del
Might shave the coin so it fits in my tight ass


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.727768 del
>>727767
I doubt that's needed.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.727769 del
Unsure if I should cook tasteful Japanese, tasty Chinese or satiating yugo food


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.727771 del
Haven't eaten today


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.727772 del
>>727771
No feed in, no poo out


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.727773 del
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>>727769
This is how my chinese pork chops turned out, really nice with all the ginger.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.727774 del
>>727769
Pork katsu with a side of mapo tofu. Yugo cook now.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.727775 del
>>727765
I thought he was saying "I'm king Weber".


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.727776 del
(169.88 KB 1200x900 Yugo-GV-side.jpg)


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.727777 del
>>727773
Interesting feed combination. Would try.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.727778 del
Good morning, & have a Blessed day, Neets o7


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.727779 del
Dilmah extra strength, because a dirty slut is worth it


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.727780 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.727781 del
>>727773
looks awesome


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.727782 del
>>727752
Did you get this from imbd?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.727783 del
>>727758
Lol


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.727784 del
>>727764
I don't get it
Is it humongous?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.727785 del
>>727765
I was sober.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.727786 del
>>727784
it turns out it was 'good to meet you' but the slav combined all the words and did something mentally to arrive at chamungus


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.727787 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.727788 del
>>727769
Honey chicken


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.727789 del
>>727773
Very nice. The fritter looks good.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.727790 del
>>727775
I did too, while slapping himself in the face


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.727791 del
>>727790
>face


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.727792 del
>>727787
>>727789


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.727793 del
>>727786
Oh heh


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.727794 del
>>727787
Why do they do it?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.727795 del
>>727773
whats the recipe for ginger pork chops?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.727796 del
I'm king Weber


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.727797 del
>>727796
wan-


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.727798 del
>>727779
Bit late for that extra ?
?
_____?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.727799 del
>>727788
Cook it yourself honey!


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.727800 del
might go to couchbed


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.727801 del
>>727800
Get a sock if you're going to be wanking Weber.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.727802 del
>>727773
Looks like a Chinese person cooked it


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.727803 del
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Garn gym?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.727804 del
>>727776
looks comfy


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.727805 del
wish rape wasn't illegal


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.727806 del
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FFS where's that satiating Yugoslavian meal!?!?!?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.727807 del
I hope weber doesn't troon out.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.727808 del
>>727807
Motherbat would never allow it.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.727809 del
>>727787
Did they just change the wig?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.727810 del
>>727805
But if it was legal, I'd rape you every day.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.727811 del
One of teh most pathetic haka perfomances I've ever seen, https://youtube.com/watch?v=C4dCPdK88q [Embed]


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.727812 del
oof missed a digit, https://youtube.com/watch?v=C4dCPdK88q8 [Embed]


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.727813 del
>>727810
So long as you give me the reach-around each time I won't care.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.727814 del
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WE now /ausrapports/


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.727815 del
>>727813
But would it be rape in such a case?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.727816 del
>tfw bookmarks are dying


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.727817 del
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>>727814
Enough of that disgusting tramp. Elizabeth Debicki always was, always will be, the Queen of /ausneets/.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.727818 del
>>727815
They can't rape you if you give consent first


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.727819 del
>>727818
this is why ryan is yet to be raped.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.727820 del
>>727818
Wait a minute, so any sex without explicit consent is rape?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.727821 del
>>727820
Nothing makes a girl moister than signing 120 pages of consent forms detailing the legal definition of sex.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.727822 del
>>727820
Strictly speaking yes, but weber is such a slut he gives it up without difficulty which is why rape remains rare. The stuff with Tone and the boongs is just roleplay, they love it.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.727824 del
I love Pippa so much it's unreal.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.727826 del
I love Webby so much it's unreal.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 21:20 [Preview] No.727827 del
Might be nordy later


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.727828 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.727829 del
>>727828
mording


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.727830 del
>Take a look inside the '90s time warp where one brave Aussie video store battles on renting out DVDs to customers 39 years after it first opened: 'This is priceless'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12301587/Taree-NSW-video-store-survives-40-years-despite-competition-streaming-services.html


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.727831 del
morning neets, slept poorly


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.727832 del
>>727829
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.727833 del
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>Mesmerising footage reveals a driver's-eye view of one of the world's greatest railway journeys - along Scotland's West Highland Line and the Harry Potter viaduct
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-12299023/Mesmerising-footage-reveals-drivers-eye-view-one-worlds-greatest-railway-journeys.html


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.727834 del
>>727831
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.727835 del
might go take a morning walk to bakers delight and get a cinnamon scroll, you neets want anything?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.727836 del
>>727835
I'll have a scroll too please.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.727837 del
>>727835
pepper pie
if they say they dont make them don't believe them


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.727838 del
>>727837
We need more NEETs with this level of drive and determination.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.727839 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.727840 del
>>727830
I want to live in the 90s forever. Or the 80s.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.727841 del
>>727795
Basically this, I didn't need the corn flour and extra oil as I didn't deep fry them, just fried them in a pan as normal. I used more garlic and no honey and I didn't boil off all the sauce otherwise it would have been too dry.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-3qKHLQWJrY [Embed]


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.727842 del
>>727835
Chilli pie thanks.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.727843 del
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/Polru/ is full of jews
Let's go and burn them


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No.727844 del
>>727843
Or we could just leave them be.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.727845 del
>>727844
Kike?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.727846 del
>>727843
Or we could just wank them.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.727847 del
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>>727845
Perhaps he likes dip.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.727848 del
>>727845
I'm not. I just don't think you should be stirring up shit with other boards.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.727849 del
>>727848
Cause u r kike schnobel sara jewinshtein


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.727850 del
Alright I'm going to go do something else while he's being silly. Have a good day, NOOTs.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.727851 del
Gas the jews


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.727852 del
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>>727843
All jews even spiritually weak jewoids like these NEETs must burn


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.727853 del
>>727848
He can't get any attention any other way.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.727855 del
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Another day on earth bros


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.727856 del
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>tfw no gf


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.727857 del
Why can't Pete be more comfy?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.727858 del
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>tfw no bf


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.727859 del
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>tfw no neet friend to have a coffee and light brunch with


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.727860 del
>tfw no nesspresso machine


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.727861 del
>>727859
would be nice occasionally, wouldn't it?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.727862 del
>>727850
Have fun NEET.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.727863 del
>>727858
>IKTF


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.727864 del
Did u know that so called 'russia' is runed by jews and muslims?

https://www.stormfront.org/forum/t926284/


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.727865 del
>>727859
>I Know This Feel too


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.727866 del
Can someone ban the retard please.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.727867 del
>>727866
Yes, ban this retard


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.727868 del
was there another supermarket chain besides coles and woolies in the 90s?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.727869 del
>>727868
Auschwitz


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.727870 del
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Tomorrow night I might have a regular zinger box with a pepsi max. I will fast all day then have it for dinner.I'll still be under my calorie target for the day.


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:46 [Preview] No.727871 del
>>727868
fark, safeway was what I was thinking of - what happened to them?


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.727872 del
I will attack russian embassy with machete 🔪🐷


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.727873 del
>>727868
Depending on what state you were in: franklins, bi-lo, foodland, iga, etc


NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.727874 del
>>727868
We had bi-lo and farmers mart


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.727875 del
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Bloody Stanley


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.727876 del
>>727868
Bilo
You might be thinking of Safeway, but that's just woollies for nsw.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.727877 del
Southern India is more impressive than northern India.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.727878 del
Back is in chronic pain. Can't sit or lay down to alleviate the pain.
Dull throbbing until I move and then it's like getting stabbed with a blunt spoon.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.727879 del
>>727876
Bi-lo was the place that had black&gold everywhere wasn't it?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:20 [Preview] No.727880 del
>>727879
Yeah, although I remember black and gold in foodland.
I think Coles had red and white home brand.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:21 [Preview] No.727881 del
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I want to make blackberry pie, how do I make a blackberry pie?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.727882 del
https://www.pine64.org/pinephone/

Linux phone.. Is this a meme?
Apparently only about $150. (that is probably USD)


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.727883 del
>>727843
too lazy


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.727884 del
>>727881
Blackberries


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:23 [Preview] No.727885 del
>>727881
That's rather racist neet.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:24 [Preview] No.727886 del
>>727847
yummy


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.727887 del
>>727885
There is no rice in my pies


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:26 [Preview] No.727888 del
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>>727855
you have an attitude problem
say the same thing while picturing this image


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:39 [Preview] No.727889 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:43 [Preview] No.727890 del
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back on the pyramidology videos, I can't stop myself


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.727891 del
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Going to dominoes


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:45 [Preview] No.727892 del
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>>727890


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.727893 del
grabbing beers


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:57 [Preview] No.727894 del
>>727882
It will be if you break either the hardware or software. The software fix would probably be relatively easy but sourcing parts and installation will be harder.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.727895 del
Mong at work was going on about the pyramids, full schitzo.
Become fixated on getting a forklift liscence neet


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.727896 del
Pyramids aren't real.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.727897 del
>>727891
>10% surcharge applies on Sundays


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.727898 del
>>727897
they got rid of their surcharges
i was going to order one last night and they had some pop-up bullshit about it


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.727899 del
>>727881
you'll need poof pastry


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.727900 del
got two fishing sinkers, a bottle of wine, a bottle of ginger joe, and a steak and pepper pie and a mini beef roll from pie face
the pie wasn't very good


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.727901 del
>>727855
Love you bro


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.727902 del
>>727900
>ginger joe
3.9/5 on Dan Murphys.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.727903 del
>>727902
I don't mind them occasionally. They're not sweet and have a decent amount of alcohol in them.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.727904 del
>>727903
There was a stones ginger wine that was vile but apart fom that I've liked all their drinks.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.727905 del
>>727904
that's old skool


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.727906 del
>>727891
Family feast please.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.727907 del
>>727840
My to


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:43 [Preview] No.727908 del
>>727905
It was vile but strong.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.727909 del
>>727893
Pack of jerky thanks.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.727910 del
>>727893
Jerk a Paki thanks.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.727911 del
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>>727899
I'll Puff (You)


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.727912 del
>>727911
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DFWJUGycHDg [Embed]


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.727913 del
>>727814
bump


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.727914 del
Did a very smelly poo and it's too cold to open a window.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.727915 del
>>727897
Neets should get free pidza five days a week, and wagies should have to pay for it on their two days off.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:15 [Preview] No.727916 del
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>>727915
At The NEET Commune we shall grow pizza trees.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.727917 del
"It's weird how being a shut-in alcoholic who doesn't believe in personal hygiene or good dietary habits ends up looking like this."


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.727918 del
>>727916
at the neet commune we should build giant log cabins and start living like mcafee except for hookers shitting in the mouth part


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.727919 del
>>727917
What is that quote from?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.727920 del
>>727900
I hope you didn't donate


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.727921 del
https://boards.4channel.org/adv/thread/29359080#top

Bad to worse.
Anon tries to root his sister.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.727922 del
>>727919
/ausneets


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:41 [Preview] No.727923 del
>>727920
Got the sinkers from Anaconda and they didn’t ask. The other places are scum and don’t do anything for charity.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.727924 del
>>727921
I heard that Possum rooted anons sister once.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.727925 del
>>727898
That's what they want you to believe. They put 10% less toppings to compensate (themselves).


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.727926 del
>>727925
If they reduce the toppings from my dominoes any more it will be flatbread.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.727927 del
>>727919
"I don't know, you tell me. You seem to know everything else."


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.727928 del
>>727927
>>727924


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.727929 del
>>727923
The one and only time I went to Anaconda - over 10 year ago - everthing was expensive af.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:52 [Preview] No.727930 del
>>727926
lol, the Meatlesslovers pixxa.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.727931 del
>>727924
Nofun should have known his place.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:57 [Preview] No.727932 del
>>727929
It was a $3 packet of sinkers. I wouldn’t buy camping gear or clothes from them.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.727933 del
>>727932
If they asked, would you have given them $2?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.727934 del
>>727924
She was rooted when he discovered she had no garlic bread. Utterly doomed.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 02:59 [Preview] No.727935 del
>>727933
Not since you started bullying me about it yesterday


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:03 [Preview] No.727936 del
>>727935
I helped run an ruok day about 10 years ago.
80% went back to them for advertising for the following year and wages for internal staff.
All charities are scum.
Giving the local boongs a pouch of tobacco is unironically better.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.727937 del
Waiting for my anus to close.
Having a rum.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.727938 del
>>727936
>Giving the local boongs a pouch of tobacco is unironically better.
I don't like boongs.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:08 [Preview] No.727939 del
>>727936
Yeah, the Anglican priests I knew got upset back in 2017 or 2018 when I asked why Anglicare spent 75% of income on salaries.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.727940 del
>>727927
"The NEET that makes these quotes, he's a real bad home NEET."


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:11 [Preview] No.727941 del
>>727939
Other topics they don't want to discuss include why the same homeless guy can sleep in the church yard for years and not get a place to stay, and why niggers straight out of Sudan can walk straight into a house when the public housing waiting list is 15 years long.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:14 [Preview] No.727942 del
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>>727935


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.727943 del
>>727938
Just Jews guilt tripping you into thinking that they're destitute while receiving government grants that your tax dollars paid for anyway.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:15 [Preview] No.727944 del
>>727938
My friend doesn't like boongs either.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.727945 del
>>727943
Pretty much. The Cenno NEETs should hate them, as they basically get two payments a fortnight to every one that NEET gets.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.727946 del
99


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.727947 del
>>727937
Your bussy has been very busy since the 10% surcharge was dropped.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.727948 del
>>727945
Wow when you put it like that I hate them all of a sudden.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.727949 del
>>727939
>>727941
Anglicans and uniting cocksmokers are worse than virtue signalling tumblr sluts


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:17 [Preview] No.727950 del
>>727947
The surcharge is because he is dropping an extra 10%, it's a scam.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.727951 del
>>727949
Yeah fake piety shits me no end.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.727952 del
>>727945
They get paid every time a generous Weber buys a fishing lure.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:18 [Preview] No.727953 del
>>727946
problems but a job ain't one of them?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:20 [Preview] No.727954 del
>>727948
I've hated them since before I had hair on my nuts.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.727955 del
>>727954
Shave your balls and see if you hate less.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:21 [Preview] No.727956 del
>>727952
That's the other thing. If that vote gets up, they'll probably designate a whole bunch of coastline and estury unfishable


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:22 [Preview] No.727957 del
>>727955
>Shave your balls
Sounds painful.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.727958 del
>>727957
I would imagine chafing might happen.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:23 [Preview] No.727959 del
>>727950
The surcharge was dropped to attract more customers as business had been declining after years of hole abuse.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:26 [Preview] No.727960 del
>>727955
Neo-nazi nuts


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:29 [Preview] No.727961 del
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(273.04 KB 1186x667 F1BCCtaWABcbTGB.jpg)


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.727962 del
>>727959
He'll have to rebrand it soon.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.727963 del
>>727961
Spooky, dafuq is library paste?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:36 [Preview] No.727964 del
>>727963
I presume it's like clag? Although it might be something stronger used for book binding.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.727965 del
>>727963
Dead library workers.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.727966 del
>>727964
The glue they gave us at school was safe for the mongs to eat.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:40 [Preview] No.727967 del
>>727921
/adv/ was a mistake, people who need advice shouldn't give advice.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.727968 del
>>727966
It wasn't because it was safe to eat, they told you that but it was a lie.
The reason was that it had no solvent so you couldn't sniff it, they lied because they didn't want you to learn that glue even could be sniffed.

Only bad home children even know that inhaling solvent is even a thing


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.727969 del
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RUN NEETS! GET TO THE CHOPPAH!


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.727970 del
>>727969
Time for another Fuck Shed Thread


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.727971 del
>>727970
The SA Shed


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.727972 del
EAT MY CLAG


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:53 [Preview] No.727974 del
PIPPA IS LOVE


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.727975 del
BOONG ANUS IS LOVE


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.727977 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.727978 del
bUm rash


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:55 [Preview] No.727979 del
buM
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.727980 del
bumr
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>>727973
>>727973
>>727973
>>727973
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/30/2023 (Sun) 05:30.


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