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NEET General #713 - Thread With Pepe Edition NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No. 726967
Yeah, gotta have a Pepe.

OLD: >>725962
Edited last time by imissfather on 07/30/2023 (Sun) 05:29.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.726969 del
This is a thread.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.726973 del
this is a thread

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.726975 del
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Thread is ausneets approved.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:11 [Preview] No.726976 del
This thread is a little... pedestrian.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.726978 del
It was an emergency I did my best

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.726979 del
I want to make some friends

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.726981 del
This thread based.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.726982 del
Thank you!

Have a Blessed day Neets, o7

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.726983 del

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.726984 del
I should really have made some sort of Punisher pun

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.726985 del
This thread is punishment enough

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.726986 del
South Australia has not endorsed this thread. Curious.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:14 [Preview] No.726987 del
They're all in the shed.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.726988 del
Huggin' and a-kissin', dancin' and a-lovin'
Wearin' next to nothing 'cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shed shimmies
Yeah the whole shed shimmies
The whole shed shimmies when everybody's movin' around
And around and around and around

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.726989 del
FFS, multi threads... Stolen digits... Fix this shi...

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.726990 del
the poof shed

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.726991 del

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.726992 del
In a Pan?

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.726994 del
Did someone hand out drugs while I was gone?

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.726995 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.726996 del

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.726997 del
Tirol best A

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:22 [Preview] No.726998 del
What are neets watching on youtube tonight?

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.726999 del
Google just translates this to Tyrol

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.727000 del
DDG that then

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.727001 del
What thing?

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.727002 del
How does he do it?

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.727003 del
Just listening tonight.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3SXihqOt3CM [Embed]

Been bored of youtube this week. Barely watched any

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.727004 del

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.727005 del
> County of Tyrol was an estate of the Holy Roman Empire established about 1140 ... From 1867, it was a Cisleithanian crown land of Austria-Hungary.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.727006 del
Well said.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.727007 del

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.727008 del
I should watch more tv, it can distract me from my anxiety

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.727009 del
It can be good for escaping things

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:33 [Preview] No.727010 del
Sounds like your anxiety comes from internet and computers.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.727011 del
No old

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.727012 del
Its obviously substandard

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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:01 [Preview] No.727014 del
I have gone 24hrs (almost) without a goon or a choof.
The boongcycle balances itself.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.727015 del
Well done, off the cycle and on the wagon.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.727016 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.727017 del
The more I learn about HRE, the more I hate it.
Germans wewaz'ing.
The last time it was of any value was within Francia.
But Charlemagne wasnt real, so maybe never.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.727018 del
Want to rip my face off.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.727019 del
Not really, Im fine.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:10 [Preview] No.727020 del
Drink lots of water.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:11 [Preview] No.727021 del

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.727022 del
She looks better without the make up

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:28 [Preview] No.727023 del
I didnt sleep last night, apart from an hour nap through Morbius.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.727024 del
That's the part of giving up I hate, you should get a better sleep tonight.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.727025 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.727026 del
I want to burn russian embassy

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.727027 del

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 13:28 [Preview] No.727028 del
I doubt it

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 13:37 [Preview] No.727029 del
might go to bed

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.727030 del
gonna die alone

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.727031 del
Think of all the worms and bacteria you'll make happy after you die.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.727033 del
Got work for the dole tomorrow.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 17:25 [Preview] No.727035 del
Long shift?

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.727037 del

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.727038 del
its 11 at night and im craving a double big tasty from mcdonalds

should i?

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.727039 del
sakhalin is ours and always will be, cope takeshi

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.727041 del
You should if you have the cash.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.727042 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.727043 del

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.727044 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:16 [Preview] No.727045 del
mording again

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:42 [Preview] No.727046 del
morning neets

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 21:54 [Preview] No.727047 del
>The world's most powerful AI model suddenly got 'lazier' and 'dumber.'
Even AI knows waging is bullshit.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.727048 del

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.727049 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.727051 del
someone has to unplug that shit before it turns into terminator

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.727052 del
How's lobster pill neet going? Still on the temazepam?

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.727053 del
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Monk should do breakfast in bed for the tranny.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:32 [Preview] No.727054 del
Imagine that leading you into battle.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 22:35 [Preview] No.727055 del
I wonder what the Army would do if everybody under his command just downed tools? They couldn't court martial an entire company.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.727056 del
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NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:19 [Preview] No.727058 del
>A disgusting tattoo on the face of a neo-Nazi has revealed his descent into racism
>Desmond Liddington, 39, was pictured outside court with a tattoo above his ear which shows an AK47 alongside the word RAHOWA, meaning “racial holy war”.
>The phrase is used by extremists as a disgraceful rallying cry for the white supremacist cause.
So much for impartial journalism.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.727059 del
She is such a vile cunt

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.727060 del
why do nazis/commies movements always attract mental and psychical cripples?

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:40 [Preview] No.727061 del
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I want a baby tank

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.727062 del
You can be in charge of the dozen babby tanks that will protect the commune border from drunk boongs.

NEET 07/13/2023 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.727063 del
I give you my word only a few boongs will get past me.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.727065 del
Wing nuts tend to be mentally ill.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:09 [Preview] No.727066 del
Baby Tank, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Baby Tank, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Baby Tank, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
Baby Tank!

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:20 [Preview] No.727067 del
might buy some almond fingers

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.727068 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.727069 del
almond fingers

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:45 [Preview] No.727070 del
thinking about lunch

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.727071 del
Cruisey Shart, poo poo poo poo poo poo.
Cruisey Shart, poo poo poo poo poo poo.
Cruisey Shart, poo poo poo poo poo poo.
Cruisey Shart!

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.727072 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.727073 del
Toasted knuckle sandwich with SMASHED avo and BEATEN eggs.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.727074 del
Food for thought

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.727075 del
he be jealous

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.727076 del
You are what you eat. The worms will become so depressed they'll hang themselves using other worms as rope.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:24 [Preview] No.727077 del
That could just be a worm auto erotic asphyxiation death.
Prove to me those worms aren't perverts.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.727078 del
Day ruined.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:25 [Preview] No.727079 del
You old.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.727080 del
what if you're cremated?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.727081 del
>bored of youtube
>posts a youtube link

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.727082 del
have they even let that fruitcake back on LTT yet?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.727083 del
Cool pepe. Ketchup complete.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.727084 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=F6Gi2LcXhxM [Embed]

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.727085 del
Wiesel a cute!

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.727086 del
You may as well troon out when you look like that. It can't get any worse.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.727087 del
The mkII looks very scifi

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.727088 del
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Something is wrong with one of my hard drives.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.727089 del
Bakery coffee and sourdough loaf $10
Hungry Jacks $3.95
Coles homebrand aspirin 95cents
Moofie ticket and drink $18.50
Parking $3.07
Sdtout tally $7.9
Groceries $19.37
Total $63.74

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.727090 del
>Moofie ticket and drink $18.50
A bargain. What moofie?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.727091 del
Copy anything important off quickly

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.727092 del
is that cheaper than a burial?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:37 [Preview] No.727093 del
Have they gone soft?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.727094 del
Floppy drive a:

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:39 [Preview] No.727095 del
Mission Impossible, good moofie, 9/10.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.727096 del
I saw a white man herding a blind boong the other day. Made me wonder if it was cruisey.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.727097 del
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Tonight womboflix will be showing 2 more episodes of Silicon Valley. Weekend movies will be Kamikaze Taxi (1995) and Smokey And The Bandit (1977). The newest Mission Impossible movie Dead Reckoning has also been approved by favourite reviewer so we'll be showing that the same day it gets released on bit torrent, although I'm not sure when that will be.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.727098 del
The 'trailer' for the Equalizer 3 was just a picture of the neega with a QR code next to it to watch the actual thing.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.727099 del
At the NEET Commune all the dead shall be cremated and their ashes shall be thrown into the whore pits.
NEETs that prefer to be cannibalised shall be allowed this option.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.727100 del
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No man can better herd boongs

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.727101 del
I have several terabytes of neet bulge pics and Olive's nudes. Do you mind if I post them here?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.727102 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.727103 del
Post them on agatha2

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.727104 del
just noticed my jar of multivitamins is empty and doesn't even have a silicon absorbant thing in it anymore, hope I didn't swallow it by accident.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.727105 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:46 [Preview] No.727106 del
Do you feel dessicated?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.727107 del
You need a herder to give them to you.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.727108 del
I know just the solution.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:47 [Preview] No.727109 del
Hope it was tasty.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.727110 del
Always there to help us Dan, such a kind man.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:49 [Preview] No.727111 del
One pair down the hatch.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:50 [Preview] No.727112 del
Nice pair?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:51 [Preview] No.727113 del
crisp and juicy

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.727114 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EjYJ13LyBBw [Embed]
nigga does all this bullshit when this would have sufficed
for ($i=1;$i<45;$i++) {
$n .= ("0"x$i);
$n .= "7";
print substr($n,999,1);

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.727115 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.727116 del
Possum ate my banana once.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.727117 del
I'd just ask weber.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.727118 del
He needed the Potassium.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.727119 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.727120 del
did he swallow?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.727121 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.727122 del
He did the needful Sir and optimised.

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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.727124 del
That reminds me. India said they're going to put a Pajeet on the moon. Designated shitting craters.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.727125 del
Lunar Power, 2025

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.727126 del
The Indians in my introductory CS course used to take snippets of code from the internet and spam variations of it at the automated marking system until they got the full marks. They wouldn't try to understand how it worked or what was going on.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:25 [Preview] No.727127 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.727128 del
Have you ever seen emigration rates for IIT grads? They seem to get hit pretty badly by brain drain. I'd feel sorry for them if they weren't so unpleasant here.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.727129 del
I think we were allowed two maybe three submissions when I did it. The system would not provide feedback either, the code was still printed out and reviewed by a staff member and returned a week or so later and students would get done for plagiarism.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.727130 del
If the ones we get are the smart ones india is worse than I thought.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.727131 del
The Indians and other foreigners may well by why they lowered the standards like that. Look at how financially fucked the unis were after the pandemic cut them off.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.727132 del
Need to do my fourth poo.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:35 [Preview] No.727133 del
I still haven't done my first

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.727134 del
full moon browneyes

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.727135 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.727136 del
Fucking pajeet, We planned the orbital poo bombardment station years ago.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.727138 del
That is quite a bulge.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.727139 del
a nuclear defecation space-based weapon, codenamed "BrownEye"

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.727140 del
Teh trailer for (((Oppenheimer))) was slappin' ngl. Written, produced and directed by Batman-man. Releases next Thursday.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.727141 del
It seems they don't have Mark Oliphant in it.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.727142 del
The only thing I want to see in the movie is a big fucken explosion and I can't imagine Nolan doing a better job than David Lynch already did in Twin Peaks: The Return. My other gripe about this movie I haven't seen is that the most interesting person involved in the Manhattan Project is Feynman, the movie should be called Feynman and be about him. This other bloke just dropped a quote he stole from some weird old book to sound emo. And messed up the quote.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.727143 del
Kenneth Bainbridge had the best quote, which he actually said in the aftermath of the Trinity Test. "Now we are all sons of bitches."

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.727144 del
Emma Dumont is in it.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 02:58 [Preview] No.727145 del
Does oppenheimer bang her?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:01 [Preview] No.727146 del
She is his sister-in-law.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.727147 del
He went last and they all called him Slopsenheimer.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.727148 del
Bible says it's not only legal, but obligatory, if your brother dies.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.727149 del
The sheriff in Deadwood did that.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.727150 del
But he was also banging the rich widow.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.727151 del
>Mission Impossible: Dead reckoning
>Tom Cruise
You do the lords work, sir.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.727152 del
We'll have to watch all 5 seasons of Silicon Valley first of course.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.727153 del
SA not included A

Yeah I wanna see an epic boom-boom too. It's 181 minutes long though, 18 more than M:I.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.727154 del
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>tfw Dolfo farts in the tank

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.727156 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.727157 del
I really need to finish the hole and get back to grilling.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.727158 del
Many NEETs need to work on their holes.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.727159 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.727161 del
Morning. Out of bed at 3pm again. Woe. Insomnia a shit
Got a job interview lined up for next week.
Tax hasn't landed :(

Not good. Last night I had some kind of sleep paralysis or something. Maybe a hallucination. It was terrifying

It's non-bin day so zhe is filling up the green bin with yard clippings, like a good troon slave should

Sort the comments by new!

At my old old job I started with a poojeet who had a masters in IT but I had to teach him how to import bookmarks into chrome

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.727162 del
>sleep paralysis or something
I've never had that from lobster pills, although they do give me agoraphobia where I find I can't leave the house.

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>Sort the comments by new!

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 05:25 [Preview] No.727164 del
1 month on the wagon today

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 05:26 [Preview] No.727165 del
>Tax hasn't landed :(
Did you see the news articles this morning about how the ATO is basically fucking everybody with returns? Even Motherbat texted something about it.

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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 05:44 [Preview] No.727167 del
Low/Middle income offset has been axed it seems.
Doesn't affect me as a NEET

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.727168 del
Looking forward to the 'Pay The Rent' tax they'll introduce when the Voice to Parliament referendum passes.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.727169 del
Going shop. Buy food for nachoes.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.727171 del
I for one welcome our boong overlords

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.727172 del
about to cook some rice I haven't been keeping properly sealed for a few weeks

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.727173 del

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right on cuz

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.727175 del
You should before summer to work on that summer body.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.727176 del
Many such cases.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.727177 del
Good work NEET.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.727178 del
Based mothetbat.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.727179 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.727180 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.727181 del
Have a wank.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.727182 del
Had a nap, now I feel all sleepy

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.727183 del
Going to have a wankless weekend.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.727184 del
Did your nap exceed 30 minutes?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.727185 del
Want to get off the lobster pills, I've become a brain dead zombie again. But I can't, too much anxiety

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.727186 del
You need another nap.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.727187 del
I hope streaming on ausneets some day becomes popular enough that we get more neets streaming, and maybe we'll have videos running during the day as well as the evening.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.727188 del
Three hours

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.727189 del
/ausneets/ youtube taste is terrible

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.727190 del
Your meant to watch it not eat it

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.727191 del
>I hope streaming on ausneets some day becomes popular enough
As long as we don't get steaming.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.727192 del
Steaming streaming

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.727193 del
In cold weather my stream will steam

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.727194 del
you're just not smart enough to understand them

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.727195 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.727196 del
Wasn't Monk supposed to have added voice chat functionality to Endchan this week?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.727197 del
Trust the plan, two days till Sunday.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:48 [Preview] No.727198 del
proving my point

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.727199 del
It's funny how people who think they're smart have no sense of humour so often.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.727200 del
And also how often they announce it.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.727201 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.727202 del
Ausneets needs more users. Maybe low key advertising in dailymail's >>727170 comment section could help. Tho I think ausneets would need more relevant replies to dailymail posts.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.727203 del
We need Joslin to return. She helped a NEET with his internet, she can help us now.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.727204 del
Jesus that Ms Higgins what an ugly goblina.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.727205 del
ugly inside and out

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.727206 del
the sexy train?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.727207 del
lynxchan engineer

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.727209 del
Yes, it's been getting a few plays throughout the week.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.727210 del
The steaming train.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.727211 del
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Ok neets, 2 more episodes of Silicon Valley in 1 hour https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.727212 del
depression and cynicism has killed my sense of humour

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.727213 del
Why not 3 episodes starting now?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:03 [Preview] No.727214 del
the pictured guy is very annoying

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.727215 del
You leave Silicon Cruisey alone

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.727216 del
Almost one hour of television in one hour. Giving us an hour to prepare.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.727217 del
yes, noots need to put their jamies on and prepare drinks and snacks and stuff

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.727218 del
Oh alright then I was being greedy.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.727219 del
You silly billy.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.727220 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.727221 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9dTU4BxUNwA [Embed]

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.727222 del
is that the guy from wayne's world on the right?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.727223 del
Handsome fellas.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.727224 del
Kek I can see that

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.727225 del
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The beggest negger

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.727226 del
I'll be watching "Fast Five" instead because your one is gay

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.727227 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.727228 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tzVJPgCn-Z8 [Embed]

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.727229 del
From Tech Shrek to Shrek character

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.727230 del

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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:42 [Preview] No.727232 del
One of the comments on that video:
>Idk if this info helps, but Anthony was Married and I believe that person is trans.
I always assumed he was an incel

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.727233 del
Shrek isn't real.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:45 [Preview] No.727234 del
perhaps the real shrek is the genders we changed along the way

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.727235 del
Yeah I thought his gf was just a fat ugly slampig but could definitely see zhem being a troon after watching this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zEt7pN_qilg [Embed]

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.727236 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqz0wRaie2g [Embed]

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.727237 del
Well bantered.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.727238 del
I'm honestly suprised one of these creatures hasn't dyed themselves green yet to claim ogre opression.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.727239 del
I wish it was all Ogre now.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.727240 del
Your just trolling me.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.727241 del
wheres my fucking tax return you jew cunts!!!!

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:51 [Preview] No.727242 del
*flys out bedroom window?*

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.727243 del
Looking at semi-rural properties in north Queensland again
I just wanna wank from home and then watch the sunset over those green mountains while choofing

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.727244 del
Two more weeks
Trust the plan

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.727245 del
Shrek is one moofie we need to see one day.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.727246 del
North Queensland is too close to NT.
You will be first in the path when the Boong Uprising begins.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.727247 del
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Day of the spear when?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.727248 del
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2 weeks bro
Trust the plan

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.727249 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.727250 del
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Me too

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.727251 del
silicon valley is starting neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.727252 del
Looking good.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.727253 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:25 [Preview] No.727254 del
I've never kept rice in airtight containers.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.727255 del
Me either.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.727256 del
Had some nachos before. Big feed. Falling asleep.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.727257 del

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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.727261 del
possum told me I brought piss to a shit fight once

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.727262 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.727263 del
That show is good.
Which means there is also other shows I haven't watched yet that are good.
This is good.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.727264 del
We could watch some more tomorrow before the movie

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.727265 del
I'd be keen

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.727266 del
going to have my nap now

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.727267 del
Took a few seconds then chortled

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.727268 del
It's from some actual movie. There's a clip of it on xhamster or xvideos where she looks at the dong

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:08 [Preview] No.727269 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4pLbcLrquio [Embed]

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.727271 del
Failed all the quiz questions at the SQL interview. Could not remember the names of window functions based on their descriptions. Later, sat down at the computer, opened ide and immediately remembered. I'll never get a job.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.727272 del
That dong got found very fast

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:10 [Preview] No.727273 del
Might pre-cook a couple packs of MiGoreng for a midnight snack.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.727274 del
what job did you go for?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.727275 del
You should go to Durgasoft class. 1,200+ students all learning SQL together.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.727276 del
>Could not remember the names of window functions based on their descriptions.
What do you mean?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.727277 del
sql like a pggy

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.727278 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.727279 del
The problem is not that I don't know SQL. The problem is that I only know it at my computer. I have no problem doing any level of tasks sitting at home. But in an interview I just can't remember anything, I get nervous and sweaty.
Some of the questions were descriptions of functions and you had to name them from memory. For example, "which window function returns the previous value".

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.727280 del
never mind, I didn't realise sum, avg etc were called window functions.
thought you were talking about win32 api like hwnd = CreateWindowEx(
"The title of my window",
NULL, NULL, hInstance, NULL);

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.727281 del
Just ask ChatGPT to write the code. Chances are it's ingested enough pajeet code. Probably fucks up string manipulation but the rest should be fine.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.727282 del
possum knows no sql

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.727283 del
NEET brain attack. I had that happen at an interview for a welding job years back.
The interviewer was this strange asian guy who kept staring at me and he stood really close to me shile I was doing my demonstration welds and I completely fucked them up.
And it was stuff I've done hundreds of times before.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.727284 del
Guess the Australian entry before you watch.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:22 [Preview] No.727285 del
That's the problem, because of ChatGPT, they now call you in for interviews and ask you questions looking you in the eye and you have to answer everything from memory. I can't get a job at all because of that. This is the third place I've been with this problem.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.727286 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.727287 del
Fatherbot used to eat spag on toast for breakkaiey sometimes. The little Heinz can.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.727288 del
A good basic entry level computer science class of database should teach you enough. We had a teacher who would let the cheaters pass all the way to the final exam then fail them because they used unnecessary joins. Because they often paid someone to make a unique answer but the marker was expecting a standard and basic query. That was during COVID when exams weren't face-to-face or monitored virtually.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.727289 del
is pipe smoking tobacco safe?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:28 [Preview] No.727290 del
safer than cigarettes, less safe than cigars if your inhaling into your lungs
still risk of mouth cancers etc either way

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.727291 del
Another moofie we should watch. This music was just on SBS Chill
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zguqSx-QN6Q [Embed]

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.727292 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.727293 del
Not on sailing ships.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.727294 del
Yes it's about 'tism.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.727295 del
What kind of class do you have there that not only teach sql, but also how not to sweat and stay focused in interviews. Not to mention memory training.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.727296 del
>spread some shit on the toast, then slap a brick of butter in the middle
>put some pasta on bread

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.727297 del
Shit on toast was the pajeet entry

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.727298 del
Possum told me not to overthink and just be pleasant once.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.727299 del
He is a wise fellow.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.727300 del
It taught how a database works, how to make a query, how to make and design a database as diagram and translate it into code, joins, and how to use aggregate queries. All by doing.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.727301 del
It was Jap in that video.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.727302 del
She got that shit from the road outside

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.727303 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QeDsse41554 [Embed]

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.727304 del
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You're a big capital city

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.727305 del
Authentic steamer.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.727306 del
Hello IGA

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.727307 del
Didn't he die?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.727308 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.727309 del
Yeah when the boiler of that helicopter exploded

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.727310 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.727311 del
I went to an interview at Transurban once for a linux related job and they asked me to write a bash script on the whiteboard, which I had forgotten how to do, so they told me to do it in python and I forgot how to read and write files in python so ended up writing a bunch of pseudo code.
I did not get the job

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.727312 del
Too much steam pressure?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.727313 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.727314 del
And bad maintenence.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.727315 del
>I forgot how to read
Happens to the best of us.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.727316 del
That sounds like an Asian last name.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.727317 del
But I'm not bad at most of these topics. I have experience with databases for 6 years. I just can't recall anything from memory under pressure. I don't understand why you need to remember function names at all when most IDEs have autocomplete...

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.727318 del
Huh Fing

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.727319 del
>how not to sweat and stay focused in interviews.
Do more interviews. Daily one or two. It's just training. Also you could score a job by accident.
>memory training.
Tell 'em if they want to listen handbook knowledge they should get a job as a teacher and listen retard students burping back the texts.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.727320 del
They probably wanted a robot who regurgitates code and that's what they got who did the needful.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.727321 del
>Fark (you)

It should've been Vegemite

A hugary boy will eat what a hungary boy is given!

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.727322 del
>It should've been Vegemite
He would also put Peck's Chicken & Ham paste on toast.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.727323 del
Ask for an accommodation in the assessment next time. If a company can't be fucked supporting you, then it's a good sign not to work for them.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.727324 del
Fuck off idiot

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.727325 del
thinking about velour tracksuits again

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.727326 del
RIP to the both of them. BFF where ever they are now.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.727327 del
mens or womens?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.727328 del
>A hugary boy will eat what a hungary boy is given!
At the commune we will only get beans.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.727329 del
didnt get my tax return in time to gamble tonight 😔

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.727330 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.727331 del
i'm thinking about comfort, so mens, but can appreciate a sheila with a decent figure in one

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.727332 del
Either one would feel nice and smooth.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.727333 del
they always take about 3 weeks

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.727334 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.727335 del
Good news?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.727336 del
I'll give you $500 credit on a coin flip if you like.
Heads or tails?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.727337 del
Last year I got mine on the 14th

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.727338 del
Calm down.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.727339 del
You're only going to be disappointed with the return, so there's no rush.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.727340 del
Sorry to hear that.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.727341 del
was thinking the same

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.727342 del
You were a good boy last year though.
Father Taxmass sees all.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.727343 del
You are the product of MSG, pork tongue, heart and whatever makes up that 37% of 'Chicken'.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.727344 del
don't think I'm ever going to get a job

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:02 [Preview] No.727345 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=q2ueCg9bvvQ [Embed]

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.727346 del
You're arriving at a good time to take over Local C's drinking.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.727347 del
gonna pee soon, might even make it to the toilet this time

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:05 [Preview] No.727348 del
Local C is the MC

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.727349 del
Yes you will.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.727350 del
Do nappies catch the rest?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.727352 del
i go commando

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.727353 del
Why do commandos not wear undies?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.727354 del
Because they shit it all the time. Spares them all the washing.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.727355 del
not practical to change them every day
healthier to go without, especially in jungle

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.727356 del
Some bitch changing out of her bikini in public had the nerve to film me looking like I was the creep.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.727357 del
>Why do commandos

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.727358 del
should have raped her

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.727359 del
You got that off google

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.727360 del
should have whizzed away on your eeb

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.727361 del
Some of us actually know things.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.727362 del
I did not.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.727363 del
>well below market price

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.727364 del
He's just jealous of your knowledge, and something I assumed most people already knew.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.727365 del
Used and abused?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.727366 del
I always had clean undies while on mission in Afghanistan. Dunno what you basement dwelling chuddies are talking about

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.727367 del
if you eat nothing but mustard and then you fart would that make mustard gas?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.727369 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.727370 del
Should have yelled out "ya not worth lookin at ya fat bitch"

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.727371 del
You see it so many times men and women back from a swim in the carpark awkwardly looking around when they could simply change in the nearby toilet block without a worry but they are exhibitionist whores that only get upset if an uggo is watching fuck i hate them so much.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.727372 del
Sounds reasonable.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.727373 del
fuck has it been over a year already

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.727374 del
Counterfeit honey, avoid. Hit up your local weekend farmer's markets for the good stuff ;)

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.727375 del
Some of the surf spots on the Fleurieu don't have public toilets.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.727376 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.727377 del
Motherbat gave me two pots of the neighbour's honey last weekend. They make it faster than she can eat it.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.727378 del
Dead Reckoning is much better than the last Bond film. I hope they release part 2 this year.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:36 [Preview] No.727379 del
Garn sleep

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:37 [Preview] No.727380 del
Shame on the council for not including them for the sake of the Kaurna and Ngarrindjeri peoples.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.727381 del
i'm not crying you're crying

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.727382 del
neville don't surf

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.727383 del
Goon night.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.727384 del
What are you on about?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.727385 del
Fuck off Stanley. You post on other boards here to stir up shit, that's pathetic.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.727386 del
I would suck honey straight from a bee's cock!

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.727387 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.727389 del
Why is imissfather running the board again?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.727390 del
Pretty clear.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.727391 del
TGIF! Have a Blessed day!

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.727392 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.727393 del
Cut it out.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.727394 del
What's your favourite scary moofie?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.727395 del

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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:02 [Preview] No.727397 del
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All that shit and that retard is still here. Just ban me imissfather, you boy loving faggot.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.727398 del
going to bed
early start tomorrow
hopefully not a disappointing one

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:10 [Preview] No.727399 del
Had my nap.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:11 [Preview] No.727400 del
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>hopefully not a disappointing one
Hopefully as good as weekend as this guy's.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.727401 del
I can’t remember the last time Big Fella told us what he was having for Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner (Night Lunch).

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.727402 del
Do you even have food or do you just live off the leather of stolen wallets?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:22 [Preview] No.727403 del
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hurt the roof of my mouth eating the nachos
I need a herder

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.727404 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.727405 del
That's what you get for not sharing!

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:27 [Preview] No.727406 del
He didn’t even post a pic

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:33 [Preview] No.727407 del
I was embarrassed about forgetting to buy cheese so I didn't take one.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.727408 del
He hates us

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.727409 del
I don't hate weber.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.727410 del
No one asked.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.727411 del
Did a chest workout. Up in weight but form felt off. Lots of shoulder involvement.
The annoying loitering girlfriend was there. She was sitting on the only free bench just scrolling her femoid device while her bf was working out. I managed to take it while she stood up to randomly do some 2kg hammer curls.
Fuck I hate women

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 12:51 [Preview] No.727412 del

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.727413 del
You want a cone?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.727414 del
I'm sober, which means sporadic shitposting until I'm going to sleep
fell behind with the practice this week

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.727415 del
if you count frozen margaritas, vegetable paste, and instant ramen from lidl I guess I do

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.727416 del
most of my calories come from cheep beer anyway

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.727417 del
there should be gyms only for men, and gyms only for women (kitchens)

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.727418 del
Had a succulent Persian meal.
A platter of dips (thin yoghurt and dill, eggplant, tomato and eggplant, hummus (with extra sumac), and a bowl of mini pickles), a combo kebab thing (one chicken, one lamb shishkebab, a pile of long grain saffron rice, leaf salad for looks and half a lemon, and a hot tomato sauce. Tore the flat bread and scooped up rice and meat in it then dipped it in the dips. They were out of pomegranate olives.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.727419 del
Practising being sober?
Is lidl better than aldi?
You're going to end up with an ET gut.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.727420 del
>Is lidl better than aldi?
Both are German. Go figure.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.727421 del
Might buy a q when the ATO or cenno jews pay me
I might buy an expensive glassy too, only ever owned tobacconist bongs

>You're going to end up with an ET gut.
Heh. Alien boong gut

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.727422 del
>Practising being sober?
my fingers don't do what they are supposed to do when I'm drunk
there's no other way
>Is lidl better than aldi?
we don't have aldi here, just kaufland
>You're going to end up with an ET gut.
at some

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 14:09 [Preview] No.727423 del
Don't buy a glass pipe, even for pot. Cleaning them can chip them.
You used to have the best one.
Yeasty beer will do it.

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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.727427 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 15:38 [Preview] No.727428 del
Fighting the urge to have more nachos.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.727429 del
Going to do the dishes and go to bed. Good night neets.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.727430 del
give it a little *toot toot* it's okay

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.727431 del
if i had many money i would door dash random things to my neighbours

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.727432 del
Can't sleep.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.727433 del
close eyes

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.727434 del
the event will happen today

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 20:20 [Preview] No.727435 del
morning neets

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.727436 del
good night

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.727437 del
good morning

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.727438 del
>hopefully not a disappointing one
It was. Doors were locked at 6.45am. Knocked on the staff entrance and was told they dont start until 9am now.
Fuck I am sick of living.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:38 [Preview] No.727439 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.727440 del
>the event will happen today

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.727441 del
>was told they dont start until 9am now.
For breakfast?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:42 [Preview] No.727442 del
>Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner (Night Lunch).
Where is Brunch, afternoon tea and pudding?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:44 [Preview] No.727443 del
Yeah. Ridiculous.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.727444 del
Big Fella it not a glutton.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.727445 del
ended up having a luke warm sausage mcmuffin and hash brown
didn't go to vilis because the last couple of breakfasts they ignored my instructions about making the fried eggs solid and cooking the bacon crisp

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.727446 del
He comes here often enough, so he might be a glutton for punishment.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.727447 del
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Is Bill scheduled to arrive soon?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.727448 del
I told him to come next weekend. I can't be bothered with him this weekend. He hasn't been here for about a month now.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.727449 del
started gooning
I'll listen to some old alcoholic rants and go to sleep
cya tomorrow

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.727450 del
>I'll listen to some old alcoholic rants and go to sleep
Did you read the ones here from last night already?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.727451 del
Sleep tight.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 21:59 [Preview] No.727452 del
Assign him to work on the hole next weekend.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.727453 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.727454 del
That's a man?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.727455 del
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i would have just gone to dan murphy’s

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.727456 del
He can't be trusted with that level of responsibility.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.727457 del
He would gape it but at least it would keep him busy.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.727458 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.727459 del
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>Hundreds of golden retrievers gathered in Scotland to celebrate the 155th anniversary of the breed’s founding.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.727460 del
The pitbull convention would look like Omaha Beach on D-Day

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.727461 del

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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.727463 del
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NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:46 [Preview] No.727464 del
might go waddle around bunnings, supercheap, bcf, officeworks
probably buy some shit i dont even need just for the momentary serotonin boost

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.727465 del
>might go waddle around
You have a good sense of drive, both to get there and to keep you moving forward in-stores.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.727466 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.727467 del
Also, keep an out for sales on products. Supermarkets have been matching Amazon Prime day, like an electric toothbrush replacement heads normally are $12 to $14 but Coles have them for $8 to match Amazon's specials that passed this week.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.727468 del
That's good to know. Thank you, NEET.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.727469 del
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Another day on earth bros.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.727470 del
Will you get a snag from bunnings?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.727471 del
with onions and tomato sauce and mustard?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.727472 del
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Of course. There are neets browsing this thread that don't like onion on a snag.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.727473 del
Anyone ITT?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:20 [Preview] No.727474 del
Living the dream.

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:35 [Preview] No.727475 del
Are you real?

NEET 07/14/2023 (Fri) 23:57 [Preview] No.727476 del
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Ok neets, at 6pm AEST tonight, one hour earlier than normal, we will be showing two more episodes of our surprise hitSilicon Valley.

Then at 7pm AEST, we will be showing Kamikaze Taxi (1995). After his girlfriend is murdered by yakuza, a japanese pimp goes on a suicidal revenge rampage. It's a low budget and inventive movie that came out around the time that Pulp Fiction did.

Then tomorrow we have Smokey And The Bandit (1977) starring Burt Reynolds.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.727477 del
All the neets have gone on holiday.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:16 [Preview] No.727478 del
I did not.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.727479 del
back on the ufo videos on youtube. My life is hopelessness.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.727480 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:27 [Preview] No.727481 del
>probably buy some shit i dont even need just for the momentary serotonin boost
I spent $86.10 cash monies
$11.50 mcdolans
$ 9.60 mondsters
$35.00 bcf ($31.00 stuff, $4.00 donation oz fish)
$30.00 sca ($28.99 stuff, $1.01 donation beyond blue)
I forgot to take my parcel collection card to the post office.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:31 [Preview] No.727482 del
Might play some vidya while I wait for my washing to get dry

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.727483 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1F_8e0pBW3g [Embed]

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.727484 del
>I forgot to take my parcel collection card to the post office.
Sometimes they can get it without the card if you can tell the attempted delivery date.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:45 [Preview] No.727485 del
They're open until 1pm supposedly, so I will go there when I finish my mondster. It's only a bottle of whisky anyway I think.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.727486 del
>It's only a bottle of whisky anyway I think.
The essentials.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.727487 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zcYSfOCU5dA [Embed]

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:51 [Preview] No.727488 del
>a bottle of whisky
Is it a good one?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.727489 del
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>This is the rarest of the single malts behind Ballantine’s top-selling blends and the finale to one of the most significant trilogies of single malts ever created.
The trilogy they refer to is the 17yo Glenburgie and Miltonduff. I have the Miltonduff, but the Glenburgie was released before I joined the club and is sold out.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 01:07 [Preview] No.727490 del
Noice, that's some exclusive stuff.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.727491 del
Cruisey needs to suggest some places for me to dine tonight

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.727493 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.727495 del
Not him but this BBQ >>727492 idea sounds nice

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 01:55 [Preview] No.727496 del
>bon ape tits.jpg

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.727497 del
That's good for that price.
I lived with a guy who had one like that. We bought a second chamber for it at the brickworks when that had the markets there. I

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.727498 del
Did you go back for it?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.727499 del
No. That's twice they've fucked me. There shall not be a third.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.727500 del
>You have failed me for the last time— you will not have the opportunity to do so again

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:06 [Preview] No.727501 del
That's not a good enough reason to pick McDonald's over vilis.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.727502 del
American mustard is not required.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.727503 del
I dunno, if they fucked thrice it would be a bad feel.
At least with Maccas you know what you'll get.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.727504 del
Why do you donate?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.727505 del
Partly because I was paying with notes and that rounded them to the nearest $5, partly because checkout chicks intimidate me.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.727506 del
You picked McDonald's for breakfast.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.727507 del
I'm skipping lunch, so you better suggest somewhere nice.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:15 [Preview] No.727508 del
Take him to the duck place

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.727509 del
I'm sure they didn't mean it.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.727510 del
You might recall the first time they turned me away from Sunday lunch because I was by myself and would have taken a 4 person table away from another group.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.727511 del
Try smiling when you say no.
I've been practising on the KFC chicks.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:23 [Preview] No.727512 del
I can't smile on command. I rarely ever have reason to smile.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.727513 del
Lunch specials are always much better than dinner.
It's also Saturday and likely to be rowdy folk about, if you don't mind them, maybe Gawler Arms, or the rib joint near the oval in Gawler. I haven't been there.
Or the sailmaster and get some fried croc.
Bombay bicycle club and check out their toilet with the indoor garden and bird sounds.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.727514 del
You'd probably like tgi Friday's.
They have a limited time cherry glaze for their ribs.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.727515 del
I mean they're a franchise so likely will be consistent

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.727516 del
My autism would not let me eat there on any day other than Friday.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.727517 del
>6 hours ago
A somewhat early start for me.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.727518 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.727519 del
Cruisey wanted me to eat his croc once.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.727520 del
Very well remarked.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:34 [Preview] No.727521 del
Not if they have good owners.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.727522 del
thinking of having an ice cream binge

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.727523 del
He's such a gaybo!

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.727524 del
Pitbulls are naturally inclined to bad behaviour. A dog like a golden retriever is less likely, with the same owners, to end up savage.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.727525 del
Only for spastics in plastic
Mong footwear is my thing

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:39 [Preview] No.727526 del
Owners were just soft and couldn't control them.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.727527 del
Use by tomorrow

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.727528 del
Weber should go to the Persian restaurant but they are timid and reserved people who probably wouldn't know what to do if someone said that their food wasn't up to scratch.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.727529 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.727530 del
I found out last night on twitter that Cherry Crush is still around. She is less popular on tiktok than our girl though.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.727531 del
Enfield Park looks nice and peaceful,

"There is real variety in the gardens and pavilions here. Traditional rose plantings complement secluded groves of ornamental trees. Water features wind their way amongst paths dotted with shrubs. The Mausoleum Precinct has its own quiet elegance, while the Buddhist Garden has been designed as a place of harmony and peace. Alongside it, The Cascades places bold modern metal sculpture in the midst of a grove of trees standing on sprawling lawns."

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.727532 del
Poorly bantered, although I've had lunch there a couple of times.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.727533 del
We have here a photo of an angry webby being soothed by the persian restaurant owner.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.727534 del
>tfw look like Nick Cave

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.727535 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.727536 del
$140 for the bottle and $15 for postage.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.727537 del
Go to the Lodge pub.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.727538 del
Nice. Going to watch their 'Catching Yabbies' vid later tonight.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.727539 del
Or the bridgeway.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.727540 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.727541 del
Karen just pushed in front of me in line at the store.
Muh kid,muh hole,muh manager.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.727542 del
Is that your ringtone for when motherbot calls?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.727543 del
I still can't find a photo of Nick Cave and Nick Cage in the same place.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.727544 del
I reckon the arancini balls, the kwali nepalese stew and passionfruit cheesecake, and two bottles of stoudt and a glass of rose, then 80 in the chinaman.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.727545 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dz123t6ndgw [Embed]

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.727546 del
grandma shark doo doo doo doo doo doo

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.727547 del
You donated more to fish than a bunch of sad cunts. I don't think you really need that card anyways, just go in and say is there a parcel for me/give them your name/ID etc.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.727548 del
I'd do that too if it wasn't a day of the week's end. Good luck out there!

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.727549 del
Got grandma shark stuck in my head now.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.727550 del
Dong Murphuong's

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.727551 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.727552 del
>ceiling dong

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No.727553 del
Dong nyurphies.
Buy somthing or reave store

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.727554 del
Uncy Weber Doo Doo

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.727556 del
That does indeed sound succulent.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.727557 del
good mix of singing and banging

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.727558 del
I went there for the Zeytoon Parvardeh (olives marinaded in pomegranate puree).
Their flat bread is not great, it used to be more doughy, now it's like paper.
Still a very nice experience.
Had a guava bundaberg. They have that weird runny yoghurt drink but I didn't get that.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.727559 del
horrible shite

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.727560 del
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UMMpty has some competition

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.727561 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.727562 del
remembered I had a microwave curry in the fridge, so I'll probably stay in tonight

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.727563 del
Really turning them into chips.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.727564 del
They might implant them with control chips.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.727565 del
A curry in hand is worth two at the shop

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.727566 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:40 [Preview] No.727568 del
For $38k they should be sending the current Miss India to personally deliver it and do the needful on your neetstick while she's there.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.727569 del
A lotto winner will buy it and mix it with coke.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.727570 del
I'd rather not have an indian woman poo on my neetstick.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.727571 del
>checkout chicks intimidate me.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.727572 del
Would you beieve there is an indian actress called poojitha?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.727573 del
I dress nicely and make sure my hair is looking good before I go in for that reason.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.727574 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.727575 del
>wondering what happened to the people I went to primary school with

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.727576 del
Contemplating visiting Dan the Man and grabbing some neet treats.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.727577 del
"endchan aunseets" no longer returns search results on Google.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.727578 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.727579 del
Looking good, NEET.

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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.727581 del
You got ausneets right though

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.727582 del
might get some chips and ice cream myself

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.727583 del
>renaissance autism

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.727584 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.727586 del
It is hard to find covers of the boong song Rama Rama because the results are filled up with pajeet spam.

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gonna share cuz?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.727591 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.727592 del
give uz a gobbie first aye

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.727593 del
aboriginal romance

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:31 [Preview] No.727594 del
Opening a sauv blanc
Wondering what weber is up to.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.727595 del
Cup of strong English breakfast

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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.727597 del
Might have to eat something, before it's too. late.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.727598 del
watching fishing rig videos

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.727599 del

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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:48 [Preview] No.727601 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QQykBqBuwvQ [Embed]

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.727602 del
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Reading a comic about Vlad the Impaler that is quite good.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.727603 del
Mummybot is on the phone walking around the house angrily bitching about zhir to her friends. Love it.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:03 [Preview] No.727604 del
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listen to this pretentious twat's fake voice
he loses it half way through

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.727605 del
Contemplating gooning.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.727606 del
Yea or nay?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.727607 del
Go on, live a little!

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.727608 del
May as well

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.727609 del
Alright, off to see Dan the Man.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.727610 del
I hope that wasn't the one month sober neet we just sent off to Dan's

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:20 [Preview] No.727611 del
Some days the sober NEETs reply, some days the gooners.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.727612 del
Heading to Dan's.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.727613 del
Did you see her feet? She's got toes like a monkey!

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.727614 del
apples from mars are considerably lighter

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.727615 del
Ok neets, we'll be watching some Silicon Valley in 45 minutes time. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.727616 del
I went there for the Zeytoon Parvardeh (olives marinaded in pomegranate puree).
Their flat bread is not great, it used to be more doughy, now it's like paper.
Still a very nice experience.
Had a guava bundaberg. They have that weird runny yoghurt drink but I didn't get that. >>727565
Good post

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.727617 del
They're taking over.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.727618 del

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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.727620 del
Yes, I found them somewhat off-putting as a footfag.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.727621 del
It is less so the toes and more the overall shape of her feet. That downward slope on the top is disturbing. She strikes me as having a background in dancing for that reason.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.727622 del
Got cum all over my trackies.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.727623 del
Nah, I'm one month pissed if anything.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.727624 del
At least it's not just one patch. You can say it's by design.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.727625 del
Still no tax money. Cenno landing tomorrow am. Can't afford anymore mints.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.727626 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.727627 del
time to suck dick

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.727628 del
How is his foot game?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.727629 del
i bet he was a dancer

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.727630 del
What are you going to do about It

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.727631 del
What did you have for breakfast?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.727632 del
You should spit half eaten mints into a fancy Tibetan cup

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.727633 del
Listening to three cookaburras laughing, burning off some grape vine. Comfy scene

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.727634 del
Do you wait until your hair is dry before going?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.727635 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.727636 del
Find out!

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.727637 del
Mongaro meme

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.727638 del
Bread with lard (some was leftover from frying meat) and cut mixed pickled veggies on top. A bar of Balaton szelet as dessert. Tea.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.727639 del
lol 10/10

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.727640 del
Sounds good.

>Balaton szelet
Is that what we would call wafers in chocolate?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.727641 del
Search instead

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.727642 del
Got the Sunday blues

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.727643 del
Wetting his hair to go get a pack of Oreo's

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.727644 del
No. It's a specific candy bar. In general we call wafers as nápolyi (= napolese), with or without chocolate coating.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.727645 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.727646 del
Oh ok. When I googled it, an image of what I thought was one cut in half looked a bit like it

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.727647 del
Yes, because otherwise my helmet would fuck up my hair even more than usual. I make sure to fix it using my phone as a mirror before I enter the shop.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.727648 del
Accidentally wiped my nose with a hanky I came in.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.727649 del
Smacking my helmet reading your posts

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.727650 del
It is, but you asked if we call that in general.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.727651 del
mummybot wont buy me some mints even though im dropping her off at the pub ☹️

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.727652 del
"O fug, a seal :DDD"
"O fug, an elegant :DDD"

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.727653 del
That's $20 she can put in hte pokes

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.727654 del
Ask ztepmum

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.727655 del
Get a beanie

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.727656 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.727657 del
Cycle of NEET.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.727658 del
no tap water or water from plastic bottles and cups

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.727659 del
You have dessert for breakfast?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.727660 del
You will have a nose babby now

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.727662 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ij1mF4VuOug [Embed]

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.727663 del
How's $30 something an hour sound?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.727664 del
After breakfast.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.727665 del
Dave3: The origin story.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.727666 del
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ok neets, we're watching Silicon Valley https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.727667 del
Get them addicted then work them to death - The Cruisey Method

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.727668 del
But as part of your morning meal? I don't think we do that in the Anglo-Saxon world.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.727669 del
Any recommendations for a good tv show made in the last few years?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.727670 del
T. Illiterate neet

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:04 [Preview] No.727671 del

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Cabbage pancakes, only cabbage, carrots, eggs, paprika, salt pepper and garlic.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.727673 del
they look pretty good ngl.
good and oily
what oil did you use?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.727674 del
isnt there something better like the latest james bond moofie?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.727675 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.727676 del
what's with the fishtank people and piss?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.727677 del
based and cabbagepilled

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.727678 del
The latest james bond movie wasn't that good. We'll see the latest mission impossible movie the same day it comes out

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.727679 del
For some reason, I can never get full without meat.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.727680 del
I wanted to ate some sweets after breakfast and I called it a dessert because it was after the meal. That's it.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:38 [Preview] No.727681 del
your a desert xD

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.727682 del
So Hungarians don't normally have something sweet after breakfast? I'm just curious because I know Czechs often have sweet main courses.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.727683 del
Just me and the troon at home. He is all depresso because he sold his house today for left than he wanted.
I can't stand being around depressed people. They drag everyone else down into their misery.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.727684 del
>sold his house even with getting kicked out being inevitable

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:43 [Preview] No.727685 del
He has crossed the Rubicon and is going to seize control of Monk's arse.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.727686 del
If they want, they have.
We have sweet dishes. The most simple example is butterbrot with apricot jam. Marmalade - what the Brits eat - is the same. But we have "warm" sweet dishes for lunch too.
Also don't forget stuff like cereal often sweetened. Especially if American.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.727687 del
how long before monk flips out and goons the troon?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.727688 del
Only vegetable oil.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.727689 del
Give her a wank to cheer her up.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.727690 del
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Howdy NEETs. Today I went on a mountain adventure with my new freinds, there was even a femoid. We all had a great time out in beautiful nature and then when we said goodby I went for a drive in the amazing countryside where I had never been, to see an old country gentleman who gave me some bales of hay for the wallabys. I told him it was for a goat tho because these hayseeds hate wallabys. Had a hot bath and thought about the cold snowflakes all up on the top of the peak, and wondered if any of you NEETs acctually managed to leave your apartments today.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.727691 del
i just threw a water bottle

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.727692 del
autism tray

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.727693 del
>goons the troon

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.727694 del
>and wondered if any of you NEETs acctually managed to leave your apartments today.
Fuck you and fuck your made up story.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.727695 del
Everything looks nice and segregated in that tray.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.727696 del
based response

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.727697 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.727698 del
Well presented.
>acctually managed to leave your apartments today.
I walked out to the bin.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.727699 del
>leave your apartments today
Do you ever wonder why you aren't liked?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.727700 del
Found my mints.

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(You) need to get out and meet some ppl anon

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.727703 del
you have been blessed, this is truly a holy day

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.727704 del
Apartment is an Americanism, we say flat in this country.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.727705 del
his friends in his head like him and that's all that matters

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.727706 del
Living in a fantasy land means never having to worry about such things.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.727707 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.727708 del
i may start a metal playlist for the gym

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.727709 del
Need something to watch. Nothing to watch. Woe.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.727710 del
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Ok neets, it's movie time, we're watching the japanese gangster film Kamikaze Taxi (1995) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.727712 del
eating liver

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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.727714 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.727715 del
I'll pass.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.727716 del
it's sad how fucked up these people get not being allowed to smoke weed, tobacco or vape

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.727717 del
no, why the fuck would i steam liver?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.727718 del
pickling mine

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.727719 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.727720 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:14 [Preview] No.727721 del
They look great, I can smell the glorious farts already.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.727722 del
Still don't have anything to watch.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.727723 del
9-5 Mon-Fri wagie feelz

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.727724 del
but in not sunday

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.727725 del
shouldn't have quit my job, am a dumb dumb

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.727726 del
probably best to assume they're all dead

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:22 [Preview] No.727727 del
>54 years old

Weber's worth more than that!

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:23 [Preview] No.727728 del
me third from left

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My new IRL friends like me.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:24 [Preview] No.727730 del
You'll soon find another one neet.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:25 [Preview] No.727731 del
What are you going to do now?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.727732 del
Many delicacies can be steamed.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.727733 del
live off neetbux
i swallowed my pride and texted my old manager if i could get a casual job, particularly over the christmas-new years season. i'll just apply to other poopermarkets when jobs are available

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.727734 del
Show them your 4chan reaction meme collection

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.727735 del
Financially circling the drain?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:28 [Preview] No.727736 del
nah, it was just nice having that bit of stability

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:29 [Preview] No.727737 del
whenever I'm drunk and I don't feel like reading I listen to bukowski audiobooks

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.727738 del
Open the pod bay doors Hal.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:35 [Preview] No.727739 del
Playing TW: Rome II.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.727740 del
are ya winning?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:36 [Preview] No.727741 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.727742 del
Watching No Time To Die
the start bit is a knockout.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.727743 del
Local C cuts off International C

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.727744 del
im not

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.727745 del
If they ever meet reality will break.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.727747 del
how about kurtosh kolacs?
they are pretty good

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.727748 del
I hope those are not real words

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.727749 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.727750 del
Does vocarooArchivistNEET have any other golden oldies to share with us?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.727751 del
On the italohouse
Nuro would be groovin

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.727752 del
The lyrics are "uncy weber". Uncy is a diminutive of uncle (mostly used ironically), whilst Weber refers to one of the neets here. It is set to the tune of Baby Shark.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.727753 del
He would be. RIP.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.727754 del
I was thinking about him the other day. I fucking hated him being here but I sort of liked him.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.727755 del
Visit his grave one day. You can also visit his BFFs grave too.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.727756 del
I kind of like going to graveyards. There is something thoughtful about it.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.727757 del
Whenever you visit a graveyard you must put a silver coin up your bum so the ghosts can't get in.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.727759 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.727760 del
Casper would still get up there.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.727761 del
and jew ghosts would definitely go for that shekel

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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.727765 del
to be fair, local cruisey is probably drunk and or high and is not at all representative of normal talking/singing

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.727766 del
has he porked out?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.727767 del
Might shave the coin so it fits in my tight ass

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.727768 del
I doubt that's needed.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.727769 del
Unsure if I should cook tasteful Japanese, tasty Chinese or satiating yugo food

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.727771 del
Haven't eaten today

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.727772 del
No feed in, no poo out

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.727773 del
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This is how my chinese pork chops turned out, really nice with all the ginger.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.727774 del
Pork katsu with a side of mapo tofu. Yugo cook now.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.727775 del
I thought he was saying "I'm king Weber".

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.727776 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.727777 del
Interesting feed combination. Would try.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.727778 del
Good morning, & have a Blessed day, Neets o7

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.727779 del
Dilmah extra strength, because a dirty slut is worth it

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.727780 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.727781 del
looks awesome

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.727782 del
Did you get this from imbd?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.727783 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:57 [Preview] No.727784 del
I don't get it
Is it humongous?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.727785 del
I was sober.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.727786 del
it turns out it was 'good to meet you' but the slav combined all the words and did something mentally to arrive at chamungus

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.727787 del
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NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.727788 del
Honey chicken

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.727789 del
Very nice. The fritter looks good.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.727790 del
I did too, while slapping himself in the face

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.727791 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:03 [Preview] No.727792 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.727793 del
Oh heh

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.727794 del
Why do they do it?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.727795 del
whats the recipe for ginger pork chops?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.727796 del
I'm king Weber

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.727797 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.727798 del
Bit late for that extra ?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.727799 del
Cook it yourself honey!

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:18 [Preview] No.727800 del
might go to couchbed

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.727801 del
Get a sock if you're going to be wanking Weber.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:40 [Preview] No.727802 del
Looks like a Chinese person cooked it

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.727803 del
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Garn gym?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.727804 del
looks comfy

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:46 [Preview] No.727805 del
wish rape wasn't illegal

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.727806 del
FFS where's that satiating Yugoslavian meal!?!?!?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.727807 del
I hope weber doesn't troon out.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.727808 del
Motherbat would never allow it.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.727809 del
Did they just change the wig?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.727810 del
But if it was legal, I'd rape you every day.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.727811 del
One of teh most pathetic haka perfomances I've ever seen, https://youtube.com/watch?v=C4dCPdK88q [Embed]

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.727812 del
oof missed a digit, https://youtube.com/watch?v=C4dCPdK88q8 [Embed]

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.727813 del
So long as you give me the reach-around each time I won't care.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:45 [Preview] No.727814 del
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WE now /ausrapports/

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:50 [Preview] No.727815 del
But would it be rape in such a case?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.727816 del
>tfw bookmarks are dying

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.727817 del
Enough of that disgusting tramp. Elizabeth Debicki always was, always will be, the Queen of /ausneets/.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.727818 del
They can't rape you if you give consent first

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.727819 del
this is why ryan is yet to be raped.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.727820 del
Wait a minute, so any sex without explicit consent is rape?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.727821 del
Nothing makes a girl moister than signing 120 pages of consent forms detailing the legal definition of sex.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.727822 del
Strictly speaking yes, but weber is such a slut he gives it up without difficulty which is why rape remains rare. The stuff with Tone and the boongs is just roleplay, they love it.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 16:06 [Preview] No.727824 del
I love Pippa so much it's unreal.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.727826 del
I love Webby so much it's unreal.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 21:20 [Preview] No.727827 del
Might be nordy later

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.727828 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.727829 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.727830 del
>Take a look inside the '90s time warp where one brave Aussie video store battles on renting out DVDs to customers 39 years after it first opened: 'This is priceless'

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.727831 del
morning neets, slept poorly

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.727832 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.727833 del
>Mesmerising footage reveals a driver's-eye view of one of the world's greatest railway journeys - along Scotland's West Highland Line and the Harry Potter viaduct

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.727834 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.727835 del
might go take a morning walk to bakers delight and get a cinnamon scroll, you neets want anything?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.727836 del
I'll have a scroll too please.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.727837 del
pepper pie
if they say they dont make them don't believe them

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.727838 del
We need more NEETs with this level of drive and determination.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.727839 del
It's falling out of me.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.727840 del
I want to live in the 90s forever. Or the 80s.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.727841 del
Basically this, I didn't need the corn flour and extra oil as I didn't deep fry them, just fried them in a pan as normal. I used more garlic and no honey and I didn't boil off all the sauce otherwise it would have been too dry.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-3qKHLQWJrY [Embed]

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.727842 del
Chilli pie thanks.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.727843 del
/Polru/ is full of jews
Let's go and burn them

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No.727844 del
Or we could just leave them be.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.727845 del

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.727846 del
Or we could just wank them.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.727847 del
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Perhaps he likes dip.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.727848 del
I'm not. I just don't think you should be stirring up shit with other boards.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.727849 del
Cause u r kike schnobel sara jewinshtein

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.727850 del
Alright I'm going to go do something else while he's being silly. Have a good day, NOOTs.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.727851 del
Gas the jews

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.727852 del
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All jews even spiritually weak jewoids like these NEETs must burn

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.727853 del
He can't get any attention any other way.

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:29 [Preview] No.727855 del
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Another day on earth bros

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.727856 del
>tfw no gf

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.727857 del
Why can't Pete be more comfy?

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:31 [Preview] No.727858 del
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>tfw no bf

NEET 07/15/2023 (Sat) 23:35 [Preview] No.727859 del
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