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NEET General #714 - Dead Library Workers Edition NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No. 727973
Charities are a scam and women intimidate Weber.

OLD: >>726967


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:57 [Preview] No.727981 del
GOON IS A SOUTH AUSTRALIAN INVENTION


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.727983 del
There is no link in the previous thread and now there are two #714 threads. Utter chaos.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:02 [Preview] No.727984 del
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This is the salsa stuff I made for the nachos. I put some doritos in a bowl and slathered it on top. It had a good consistency for it.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.727986 del
Garn coles. No requests.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:04 [Preview] No.727987 del
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I'm being bullied in the other thread.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.727988 del
>>727986
A box of barbecue shapes thanks


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.727989 del
>>727986
Get me a small bag of Doritos please.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.727990 del
>>727987
There is no other thread.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.727991 del
>>727981
PISS A


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.727992 del
>>727983
RIP BO


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.727993 del
>>727986
One Cherry Ripe please.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.727994 del
>>727984
that's savoury mince ya mong


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.727995 del
>>727989
It is more economical to buy a big one that we share.
>>727988
I am amazed how many gimicky flavours they have every time I walk past them now. I don't know why they bother when they almost always seem to flop.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:08 [Preview] No.727996 del
>>727986
I demand 30kg of rice please.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.727997 del
>>727994
It is beef mince.
>beef mince
>carrots
>onions
>peas
>black beans
>diced tomatoes
>tomato paste


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.727999 del
>>727996
That other neet said potatoes are better so I'll get you them.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.728000 del
>>727999
I never eat them quick enough and they go rotten and then black iquid leaks out of the cupboard.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.728001 del
>>728000
I have the same problem with my backside.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.728002 del
>>728000
Potatoes are particularly vile when they go bad.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:12 [Preview] No.728003 del
>>728002
You have to leave them a hell of a long time though. They just go soft and sprout first.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.728004 del
>>728003
If you're a mong and leave them in the plastic bag they'll go bad pretty quickly.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.728005 del
>>728003
The black liquid incident was when I first moved out.
Bought a big bag of potatoes, cooked a few and then forgot they were in the cupboard.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.728006 del
>>728004
You don't have to store them in plastic. Store them directly on the floor.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.728007 del
>>728006
Mum used to keep them in a hessian bag on the back of the kitchen door.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.728008 del
>>728005
Mong life.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.728010 del
The nice neets can have the other thread, the bad home neets will stay here.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.728011 del
Coles finest British vintage red Leicester, cherry tomato and pickled onion medley, with a dollop of Greek yoghurt.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.728012 del
>>728010
You're just bitter that the neets picked this thread rather than your shithouse one.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.728013 del
>>728011
Where is the photo?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:25 [Preview] No.728014 del
>>728013
In the other thread.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.728017 del
bad thread


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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.728022 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:33 [Preview] No.728024 del
which thread am I supposed to post in?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.728026 del
>>728024
The OP of the other one is pushing really hard for us to post in his.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.728027 del
>>728014
It is fucking not you lying cunt.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.728028 del
bad vibes in this thread


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.728029 del
>>728027
This is the bad NEET thread what did you expect cunt.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:38 [Preview] No.728030 del
>>727983
BO has a girlfren and when he's not here moderating he's touching her bobs and vagene or something


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.728031 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:39 [Preview] No.728032 del
>>728028
>>728017
You're crying.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.728033 del
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>>727997
Oh I see, authentic Italian bolognese salsa just like nonna used to make.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.728034 del
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Got a sore throat. Still haven't gone to Coles. Having an anti-col.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:40 [Preview] No.728035 del
>>728026
Only if you are a nice neet


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.728036 del
>>728030
BO's get all the girls it's not fair.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.728037 del
>>728027
>>728029
Stop your swearing for fucks sake.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.728039 del
Richmond 40+


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.728040 del
Alcohol guidelines aren't real.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.728041 del
>>728032
i pooed


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.728042 del
>>728037
Poorly bantered.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.728043 del
>>728039
dating scene?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.728044 del
>>728041
Out of your tear ducts?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.728045 del
>>728040
They're for real poofters


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.728046 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.728047 del
>>728044
you're upset


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.728048 del
>>728034
get my barbecue shapes this instant cunt


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.728049 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.728050 del
Starting to think we should have used the other thread.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.728052 del
BUM RASH


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.728053 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.728054 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.728057 del
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>>727995
I don't see much food sharing happening at the commune. And speaking of gimicky flavours


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.728059 del
>>728030
he lets imissfather run the board


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.728060 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.728062 del
>>728057
Smiths were also making gimicky shit the other week like Red Rooster chips or Hungry Jacks Whopper chips or something. I can't remember exactly.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:49 [Preview] No.728065 del
chips are goyslop


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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.728068 del
Might pay Smiths to release Tiffin's Autism Tray Lasagne Goyslop Chips.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:50 [Preview] No.728069 del
>>728067
That is vile.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.728072 del
>>728069
It is ridiculous too. The texture of Twisties is completely the opposite to a gelatin lolly.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.728073 del
>>727950
His bussy is worth it.
>>727956
Oh. That's an interesting take.
Hmm.
>>727961
Heh. I love this shit.
>>727967
Thanks for the advice.

I'm sticking with this thread.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.728074 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.728076 del
>>727984
Bachelor chow


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.728079 del
>>728073
>Oh. That's an interesting take.
>Hmm.
I'm only speculating, but they're already interfering with tree planting and the like.

>Heh. I love this shit.
I like that they gave an unknown stranger a proper burial and maintained his head stone for 115 years.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.728080 del
>>727986
A banana milk and a chomp please.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:52 [Preview] No.728081 del
this do be doing be do don't be do


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.728082 del
>>727995
>share
Some NEETs lick their fingers


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.728083 del
I'm getting bullied for not being good enough in the other thread.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.728086 del
>>728083
well do be


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.728087 del
>>728069
I think the idea is to shock people to get them talking (like we are) so then people want to try them just so they have something to say.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.728088 del
>>728086
some neets don't be good but then they dooby


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.728089 del
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>>728083
I'll help you out, we have more goon here.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.728091 del
>>728082
Possum sucks the flavouring off chips and then puts them back into the bag.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.728093 del
>>728001
You need to offer it up for second dinner on Thursday


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.728094 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.728098 del
Still haven't finished the harry potter films. I keep getting stuck in the awful ones near the end.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.728101 del
>>728098
that's the thing chief, they all suck


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:58 [Preview] No.728102 del
>>728098
Just fast forward to when they does the kissing and touching of the bobs and some zappy magic missile and ignore the dialogue


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.728103 del
die a log


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.728104 del
>>728067
I've been told twice that they're pretty good. by mongs


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.728106 del
Snape didn't kill Dumbledore, Harry did when he miscegenated with that Cho Chang harlot.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.728107 del
Harry gets with the ranga at the end, right?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.728108 del
>>728107
No he dies of arse cancer.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.728109 del
Harry potter and the Depressing Ending.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:01 [Preview] No.728110 del
>>728107
Yeah he gets all up in Ginny's ginie and that pussy Ronald doesn't do anything about it.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.728111 del
>>728110
Ronald also doesn't kill that Hungarian guy who fingered Hermeony


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:02 [Preview] No.728112 del
>>728111
In a nightclub?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.728113 del
harry dying and all books were just dream before death :DDD


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:03 [Preview] No.728115 del
>>728112
Nah at the year 9 ball or whatever


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.728116 del
>>728108
He deserved better.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.728117 del
>>728079
Near extortion.
Give us donations we don't need or we'll be forced to take the gov funds and submit to greeny short sighted retard ideas.

Is that grave from the Australian /Kalgoorlie goldfields?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.728118 del
>>728115
Yeah Vicktor Crumpet was 18 and hermoeniy was 14 and nobody thought it was odd


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.728119 del
>>728111
Do you mean Bulgarian?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.728120 del
>>728119
Slovenian


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.728121 del
>>728120
Arabian


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.728122 del
>>728119
same thing


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.728123 del
>>728121
Armenian


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.728124 del
uh oh


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.728125 del
Basically Hermeony is a huge slut who lets anyone finger her.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.728126 del
>>728123
Aramaic


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.728127 del
>>728117
>Is that grave from the Australian /Kalgoorlie goldfields?
Nevada


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.728128 del
>>728127
I thought he was an Aussie glue eater.
I felt sympathy for nothing.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.728129 del
>>728128
Did you think Nev in the article was the author's name?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.728130 del
going to pee youse want anything?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.728131 del
>>728129
I thought he might be a boong


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.728132 del
Don't sign your posts, Nev


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.728133 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.728134 del
>>728130
30kg of peas please


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.728135 del
>>728130
Some dried piss crystals please


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.728136 del
>>728133
I like that picture.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:10 [Preview] No.728137 del
>>728135
lick em off the floor like the dirty dog you are


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.728138 del
>>728130
Two (3) blue blocks please


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.728139 del
Two full weeks without sugar and carbs. There's acetone in my urine. Ketodiet is weird.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.728140 del
>>728034
anti-coles_neet


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.728141 del
>>728136
You dirty bugger


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.728142 del
>>728140
Well bantered.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.728143 del
>>728141
Me dirty bugger.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.728144 del
>>728140
That was well bantered.but I didn't notice at first


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:16 [Preview] No.728145 del
>>728073
>I'm sticking with this thread
BASED


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:17 [Preview] No.728146 del
Going to start wanking.


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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:19 [Preview] No.728148 del
>>728079
And yet we have dead kids in this country with no gravestone because parents(ie.single mom) couldn't afford the neccessary (((FEES))).


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.728149 del
>>728148
That's terrible you should make them all gravestones.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.728150 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.728151 del
>>728149
Paper plates stapled to spars


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.728152 del
>>728151
We used all the staples trying to fix that other NEETs arse


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.728153 del
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7325345/1/Hermione-a-bridge-and-Viktor-Krum
>Victor's fingers snaked under her panties to stroke Hermione's pussy.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:24 [Preview] No.728154 del
>>728127
I presumed that's what nev meant


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:26 [Preview] No.728155 del
>>728131
Neville is a old boong name.
I think Kevin Wilson has a song about him.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.728156 del
>>728155
Ted Bullpit had a concrete boong statue called Neville.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:27 [Preview] No.728157 del
>>728146
Wan king Weber


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.728158 del
>>728080
I got you a decaf dare and a curly wurly.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:28 [Preview] No.728159 del
>>728158
Does decaf dare even make you poo?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.728160 del
Potential returns $500


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.728161 del
>>728156
Thanks, I think that's what I was thinking of.
Kevin's was Nigel iirc


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.728162 del
>>728160
No, the ATO is going to fuck you


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.728163 del
>>728158
You better not have.
Curly wurly is worst chocolate


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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.728165 del
>>728162
That's how much he could get for putting the return all on Richmond


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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.728167 del
might watch some tv episodes


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.728168 del
Might have a shower then a choof.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:37 [Preview] No.728169 del
>>728168
showering is a waste of time
especially if you're just going to get stinky with smoke


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:40 [Preview] No.728170 del
>>728169
I need to clean my neetstick


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>>728098
How many is there?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.728173 del
>>728172
7 or 8 i think


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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.728176 del
>>728159
Any liquid up the bum will make ya shit


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.728177 del
Not watching those


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.728179 del
>tfw clean


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.728180 del
Broken website


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.728181 del
>>728180
Your a broken website


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.728182 del
me have time blindness


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.728183 del
i only eat white chocolate


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:25 [Preview] No.728184 del
>>728183
that's not even chocolate


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.728185 del
>>728184
you keep eating your nigger chocolate


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.728186 del
I only eat white arse


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.728187 del
>>728186
shit comes out of there, that makes you indian


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:28 [Preview] No.728188 del
>>728187
White girls don't poo


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.728189 del
>>728188
girls are entirely poo


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.728190 del
>>728188
they do because all of mankind are sinners and sinners shit i hate women so much its unreal


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.728191 del
That north queensland beachfront property... I can smell the salt water already


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:29 [Preview] No.728192 del
we didn't need to shit in the garden of eden


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.728193 del
>>728191
Why do you glorify north Queensland?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:30 [Preview] No.728194 del
>>728192
adam should have put up a no girls allowed sign before that faggot eve came along


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.728195 del
>>728191
Just think what you could have done with that $50.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:32 [Preview] No.728196 del
>>728194
it was his fault for that bitch in the first place, woman can't be held responsible for their actions


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:33 [Preview] No.728197 del
>>728193
Seclusion and weather


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:34 [Preview] No.728198 del
>>728197
Well good luck to you.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.728199 del
>>728195
He could have bought a fifty.


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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.728202 del
I just yawned and spit came out


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.728203 del
>>728202
You gleeked.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.728204 del
>>728203
I what?


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>>728204
Gleeked.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.728206 del
justaminx


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.728207 del
>>728205
you can have a crack, take the piss, have a laugh, have me on... but don’t you dare fucking have a go at me


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.728208 del
>>728207
i'm gonna gleek all over you


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.728209 del
The greek geek gleeked


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.728210 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.728211 del
>>728210
hnnnnnnnnngh


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.728212 del
thinking about dindins


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.728213 del
Hurry the fuck up tiges


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.728214 del
>>728212
what will have?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.728215 del
thinking about the neet thinking about dindins


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.728216 del
>>728214
dunno
schnitty or boig or chooky or somethink


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.728217 del
i want to fuck a drunk and passed out justaminx


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.728218 del
Fuck off IGA
Tab closed


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.728219 del
>>728216
many options


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.728220 del
thinking about that neet gleeking


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.728221 del
>>728218
See you next post.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.728222 del
thinking about that neet thinking


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.728223 del
i saw a neet walk out of the toilet with a bit of white powder on his nose


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.728224 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:06 [Preview] No.728225 del
>>728224
what's the street value of it at the moment?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.728226 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.728227 del
An Asian Italian is a gabagook.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:12 [Preview] No.728228 del
Ended up getting a chicken schnitzel with gravy and picrel for pudding.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:13 [Preview] No.728229 del
>>728228
yummy?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.728230 del
>>728229
Dunno yet


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.728231 del
>>728225
0.2 autism trays


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.728232 del
>>728230
tell when know


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.728233 del
neets with gout


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.728234 del
Tfw having a cuppa


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.728235 del
>>728234
Nice and comfy.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.728236 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.728237 del
evolution isn't real


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.728238 del
chicken cheese and pickle sandwich


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.728239 del
>>728238
Cashed up neet


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.728240 del
>>728239
i bought the pickles at the market today


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.728241 del
mabye i slep soon


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.728242 del
i spilled a neet's choccy milk and he murdered me which is understandable


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.728243 del
imagine stinky neet pippa


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:35 [Preview] No.728244 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.728245 del
>>728244
looks good i hope you enjoy it


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.728246 del
>>728244
May I have all of that please?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.728247 del
im going to go sleep sleep now


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.728248 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.728249 del
>>728246
that neet has earned it, don't be a silly billy


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.728250 del
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>>728249
I earned it too


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.728251 del
Possum said something very wise that would fit this situation perfectly once unfortunately it was in the other thread and got deleted.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.728252 del
>>728250
You can have half.
It is quite a struggle.
I'm a savoury pig not a sweet pig.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.728253 del
>>728234
You have a very nice property, NEET.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.728254 del
>>728252
Thank you kind NEET.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 07:50 [Preview] No.728255 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.728256 del
It would appear Sisterbot told Motherbat that I hadn't had Bill around for a month or so.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.728257 del
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ok neets, Smokey And The Bandit (1977) on in 1 hour: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.728258 del
>>728256
post no bills


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.728259 del
>>728256
Does she care?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.728260 del
>>728257
Breaker, breaker ... you got your ears on?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.728261 del
>>728259
My sister probably cares because that's $1300 cash they're not getting every 4th visit.
Motherbat probably thinks I've given up on fixing the place and am just living in a disaster zone and she'd be right


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.728262 del
>>728261
You should hire one of the NEETs as the new bill.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.728263 del
wish I was in an induced coma


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.728264 del
>>728261
>disaster zone
What's wrong with your house?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.728265 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.728266 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.728267 del
>>728264
hole in it


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.728268 del
>>728226
Good drop?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.728269 del
>>728244
The presentation doesn't look too bad. Surprised. Hope it was nice.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.728270 del
>>728264
There isn't a usable bedroom. The laundry, toilet and bathroom are covered in a layer of thick white dust from when dickhead went boonta with a sander on plaster and didn't cover anything up. The kitchen has cupboard doors and fly screens and doors from other rooms stacked up against the sink and kitchen table making it largely unusable.
I'm overwhelmed with the mess and lack of space.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.728271 del
>>728268
It's alright for a $14 bottle I guess. Nothing remarkable.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.728272 del
>>728270
You need a tent so you can finally give up the couchbed.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.728273 del
>>728269
It was nice, but I can no longer handle much in the way of sweet food. I felt sick half way through.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.728274 del
>>728272
The front and back yards are unusable because of the uncut lawn and weeds that are a couple of feet high. Lawn guys don't want to know, even if they can be bothered returning a call.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:20 [Preview] No.728275 del
>>728244
If I was allowed to eat sugar, I'd eat one of these every day.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.728276 del
>>728274
Rub shoe-polish on your face and pitch it in Rundle mall.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.728277 del
>>728270
This is how the neet compound will be


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:24 [Preview] No.728278 del
>>728277
We can't all sleep on the couchbed


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.728279 del
>>728278
imagine the smell


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.728280 del
>>728274
For some reason I imagined webby as being a conscientious fellow. I can see he's more complicated than that though.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.728281 del
>>727750
Found these via google. The other links it returned the uploader had deleted their audio.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:31 [Preview] No.728282 del
>>728270
If it's become too much put everything on hold for the moment and just concentrate on getting your bedroom to a state where you can use it, and go slowly from there.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.728283 del
>>728281
That third vocaroo could be anyone.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.728284 del
>>728281
RIP first one.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.728285 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.728286 del
A pic of a clogged toilet would get lots of (you)'s here.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.728287 del
>>728274
Maybe you should cut the grass


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.728288 del
Grego just had a kebab.
>now I want a kebab


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.728289 del
>>728288
I could go a kebab


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.728290 del
why did bill destroy webby's house?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.728291 del
>>728287
it's too long now


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.728292 del
>>728290
Bill tax!


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.728293 del
>>728290
Motherbat sent him after a particularly foul smelling clogger.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.728294 del
>>728290
Bill is innocent


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.728295 del
>>728290
Bill is an evil man who delights in destruction and chaos.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.728296 del
Bill dindu nuffin


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.728297 del
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Ready.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.728298 del
>>728290
Webby is too depressed to maintain his living space


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.728299 del
>>728298
Monk should move in with him.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.728300 del
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get in here neets, Burt Reynolds is on: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.728301 del
I didn't need that $50 anyway


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.728302 del
>>728301
It was a charitable deed


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.728303 del
he dead D:


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 09:23 [Preview] No.728304 del
Think I just blended a frozen cherry pit in my smoothie, looking up the dangers of cherry pits


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.728305 del
I need to walk off dinner.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.728306 del
>>728304
i prefer armpits


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 09:26 [Preview] No.728307 del
>>728306
t. pajeetNEET


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.728308 del
>>728307
get pajeets out of your mind


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.728309 del
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>>728050
>the other thread


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.728310 del
staring at this whole head of cauliflower wondering just what to do with it


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:06 [Preview] No.728311 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.728312 del
>>728311
Nice. She was cute.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.728313 del
>>728311
she must have been 40 in 1986


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.728314 del
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>>728311
Always liked her in the flying nun.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.728315 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.728316 del
>>728298
His living space is clogged.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.728317 del
>>728228
I would like a detailed review of donut.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.728318 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.728319 del
>>728251
Don't think, Fuck peasants


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.728320 del
>>728252
You can do it


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:32 [Preview] No.728321 del
Throw my suitcase, out, the window.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.728322 del
Bill sounds like a bit of a Dave.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:34 [Preview] No.728323 del
>>728322
You should arrange for him to ... hang out near the green bin.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.728324 del
>>728270
Bill should have known the sanding would make a mess.
These so called professionals.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:35 [Preview] No.728325 del
>>728273
Was it real cream?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.728326 del
>>728076
It is solid NEETfodder.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.728327 del
>>728311
Been wondering if any local 2nd-hand book shops have vintage Playboy(Hustler/Penthouse etc) mags. Would be nice to have a stack of them for nostalgia sake or an old-skool wank.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.728328 del
Going to try to go to the gym tomorrow. I'm making it the only good thing I need to do that day.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.728329 del
Wheres my fucking tax return!!!?!?!!?!??!!??!


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.728330 del
Nearly three weeks since my last squat session. I'm going to die.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.728331 del
IT WAS NOT A FUCKING SALSA


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.728332 del
>>728330
Have a squat


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.728333 del
>>728311
She gave birth to Forest Gump


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.728334 del
RUN BABY RUN
DON'T EVER LOOK BACK


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.728335 del
>>728327
you can probably download them. I'm pretty sure I've seen them for sale online too


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.728336 del
>>728331
m8, it had tomatoes in it and went on chips, that makes it a salsa.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.728337 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.728338 del
>>728333
The mulitverse is a strange place


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.728339 del
Wondering about food that was in the movie, such as the diablo sandwich and hush puppies


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.728340 del
Ate sour cream, feeling sick


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.728341 del
>>728328
>>728330
good, your arse is getting flabby


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.728342 del
Does that mean Burt Reynolds is forrest gumps dad?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.728343 del
>>728341
It probably is. I've been getting fatter despite staying the same weight which means I must've been losing muscle mass.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:42 [Preview] No.728345 del
>>728342
No, Fred/Red


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.728346 del
>>728342
Or the Sherrif's retarded son, whose marriage she bailed on


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.728347 del
>>728345
Kek,That would explain a lot


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.728348 del
>>728346
So would that


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.728349 del
>>728283
That's a tuned arsehole.
Several NEETs gapes won't allow that.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.728350 del
>>728349
plfffft


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.728351 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.728352 del
Wondering if the autism tray is being used in secret and he doesn't want to post it here.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.728353 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.728355 del
>>728310
Blanch it, then put cheese, garlic powder, onion powder sweet paprika and cumin on it, then roast it.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.728356 del
>>728352
As long as he's not steaming shit, it's fine to post.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:50 [Preview] No.728357 del
Sally is a year older than Motherbat


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:51 [Preview] No.728358 del
>>728327
The pages would be stuck together


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.728359 del
>>728339
Hush puppies are shoes


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.728360 del
>>728335
>download
A pdf won't cut it, I need teh real deal.
>for sale online
'Condition: Pre-owned, most pages unfused, may contain traces of STD's, buy at own risk'


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.728361 del
>>728359
made from dogs


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.728362 del
>>728350
Like a moonshine jug in the breeze


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.728363 del
How the fuck can it be six degrees outside?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.728364 del
I bought the elle mcpherson playboy when she did that
It was artistic


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.728365 del
>>728361
That shut them up


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.728366 del
>>728363
Mine says 7.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.728367 del
>>728363
5.9/3.3


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.728368 del
>>728355
I planned on roasting it with a spice rub of some sort. Is blanching neccessary or only to speed up total oven cooking time?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.728369 del
>>728355
>and cumin on it,
Vile.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.728370 del
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>>728363
We have 30+


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.728371 del
FRM's dog has started sitting by the window and observing the happenings in the house through the lace curtain. I don't know if she likes the feeling of the curtain, the smell, or the way it obscures her sight. I expect the novelty will wear off in a day or two.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.728372 del
>>728370
It seems we have switched countries.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:01 [Preview] No.728373 del
>>728372
I'm gonna have some buttered bread


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.728374 del
>>728371
So she's sitting between the window and the curtain looking inward?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.728375 del
>>728364
No one asked


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.728376 del
>>728371
Has she been using the eeb?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.728377 del
Wonder how many steamed turds have been in the autism tray. One for each section?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.728378 del
>>728373
What will you have for desert?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.728379 del
Thread is almost half over already. And Imissfather needs to edit in the link to the NEW in the OLD.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.728380 del
>>728377
Did anyone ask?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.728381 del
>>728375
Are you getting lonely again?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.728382 del
Just invent a new persona


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.728383 del
Reset the router.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.728384 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.728385 del
make that change


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.728386 del
Suffering anxiety


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.728387 del
>>728374
Yes, not out the window.
>>728376
A bit.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.728388 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:14 [Preview] No.728389 del
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>>728378
These look good


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.728390 del
>>728389
You're killing me, I'm so craving sugar


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.728391 del
>>728389
Fuck you sugar neet


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:40 [Preview] No.728392 del
>>728379
Why is he the one running the board now?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.728393 del
>>728392
BO is on vacation.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.728394 del
>>728392
A coup.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.728395 del
Have a Blessed day Neets!


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.728396 del
>>728394
He had 25000 NEETs marching on Canberra.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:04 [Preview] No.728397 del
Gas the jews


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.728398 del
Polru is full of jews


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:05 [Preview] No.728399 del
>>728398
I wish you faggots would stay in this containment board and not infest other boards on here.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.728400 del
>>728393
So the BO is letting that faggot run the place? Good fucking lord.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.728401 del
>>728393
>vacation


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:09 [Preview] No.728402 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.728403 del
>>728368
If you just cook it in the oven, the edges will burn before the middle is cooked.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.728404 del
>>728400
>>728399
You sound angry, are you angry?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.728405 del
>>728369
And turmeric, cardamom and ground coriander seeds.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.728406 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.728407 del
>>728403
I just put th SOB in the fridge but thanks anyway I'll deal with IT tomorrow.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.728408 del
>>728371
Lol weird dog


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.728409 del
Is soap made of jews good?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.728410 del
>The Australian shizik is already in the NEET shit with his Jews, there the people are already dissatisfied

que?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.728411 del
>>728382
Exactly


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.728412 del
>>728400
Same person. It's still Mongaro


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.728413 del
>tfw no FRM named Layla


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.728414 del
Find russian ambassador and attack him with knife


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.728415 del
>>728407
You weren't going to cook it tonight.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.728416 del
Burn russian embassy 🕍


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.728417 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.728418 del
eh, can't be bothered translating anymore shitposts. have at 'em tiffin.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.728419 del
Russians aren't real, it's a psyop to hide the Tartarian Empire from us.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.728420 del
Russian jews attackin neet
We must strike back


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.728421 del
>>728420
We shall survive!


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.728422 del
>>728415
You calling me a liar?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.728423 del
The BO got tired of pretending to be the new BO and has reverted back to his old BO persona.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.728424 del
>>728422
Just a dreamer


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.728425 del
Every russian has gas so he can gas himself kekekeke


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.728426 del
>>728422
We all see through your lies.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.728427 del
>>728423
Might be to the persona before that


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.728428 del
Jewrussian pigdogs attacking us!
Sieg heil o/


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:22 [Preview] No.728429 del
>>728427
I miss Possum.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.728430 del
>>728429
Tiffin was the best BO


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.728431 del
God, I hate tiffin.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.728432 del
>>728428
Cruisey seized my means of production once.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.728433 del
I remember having a late night talk with 10k on here years ago, it was a nice chat.
Spam


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.728434 del
>>728431
*God hates Tiffin
FTFY


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.728435 del
>>728433
It wouldn't have been late night for him, with WA being about 9 hours behind the rest of Australia


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.728436 del
5.2/1.8


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.728437 del
>>728434
The johos disappointed him.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.728438 del
nobody knows you


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.728439 del
>>728433
He sold me a used whore for a yacht but didn't go through with it once.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.728440 del
>>728423
What the fuck you rambling on about


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.728441 del
What if someone wili kill russian ambassador irl?
Banned for anti-sematism


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.728442 del
If you go back enough personas you become possum


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.728443 del
>>728424
Dreamin' of steamin'


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.728444 del
>>728433
You were actually talking to NoFun

t. 10K


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.728445 del
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>Monk yelling "wrong" as he fly kicks a teenage umpire in the face for screwing up his multi


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.728446 del
>>728434
God fears the sharpened spar


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.728447 del
>>728436
hard nips and shriveled nuts


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.728449 del
>>728447
cold night on the couchbed


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.728451 del
Wish these helen tits would prep and cook themselves FFS.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.728452 del
GET OUT NIGGA


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.728453 del
Mr Bean is in the new WillY wonka film, along with several darkskins.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.728454 del
>>728450
Skank yacht tragedy


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.728456 del
>>728454
Might be selling cheap if they don't turn it into a reef.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.728457 del
>>728453
Doesn't it also have full size oompa loompas?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.728458 del
Gas teh jews


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.728459 del
>>728458
You souldn't gas a jew even if he stuck his nose up your arse.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.728460 del
Russians were made by jews in gulag


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.728461 del
Seasoned the helen with mixed dried herb, chicken stock powder, smoked paprika, cayenne, brown sugar and sesame seed.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.728462 del
>>728458
Yes okay


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.728463 del
Hungry. Going to buy nordy things tomorrow. hehe


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.728464 del
Craving something sweet. Might fry some eggs because that is all I have right now.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.728465 del
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>>728457
The only one in the trailer was a little CGI thing with the head of non-midget British prettyboy actor Hugh Grant.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.728466 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.728467 del
>>728466
I'm going to put a little bit of cayenne pepper and paprika on them. Fried in lots of butter.


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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.728469 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.728471 del
GOT PITS BY THE DO'


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.728472 del
>>727953
true
but I meant nighty night


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.728473 del
Shouldn't get too upset at Mongk, his closeted love for the troon is clrealy affecting his mental state.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.728474 del
>>728234
>tfw you'll never drink coffee on the front porch while watching kangaroos
why even live?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.728475 del
>>728455
He had long way to go and short time to git there. And not everyone can be the Bandit.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.728476 del
>>728281
the second one plays really well the banjo


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.728477 del
>>728474
On the other hand you are at the best place to drink coffee on the front porch while watching gyppos.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.728478 del
>>728476
You can watch sumo with us here:
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.728479 del
>>728477
I live next to the police station at the tenth floor
I'm getting a free show every other day as long as I'm willing to go on the balcony
perfect view too
I'll take a photo or two when the sun goes down; now it's simply too hot to go outside


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.728480 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.728481 del
somebody please kill me


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.728482 del
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Honey I'm a toddler?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.728483 del
>>728481
Gladly. If you kill me first.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.728484 del
>>728473
>closeted
He is pretty open about it.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.728485 del
Kill the jews


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.728486 del
>>728478
thanks


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 15:19 [Preview] No.728487 del
>>728486
Your welcome.
There is one more tho.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.728488 del
>>728482
>You must be 18 years or older to visit this site.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.728489 del
>>728487
got a little bored


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.728490 del
>>728489
Just finished. The last match was hilarious. The current top ranking rikishi's panty started to unfold so the referee stopped the bout and they had to tie the panty again on him.
It was a match against the smallest guy, who won in the end. Crowd threw in bunch of sitting pillows.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 16:03 [Preview] No.728491 del
>>728490
sounds good
do you usually drink?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 16:08 [Preview] No.728492 del
>>728491
I drink rarely. Today I had a beer in the morning.
I don't ask since I read you do.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 16:31 [Preview] No.728493 del
>>728492
I see
is alcohol a thing in hungary?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 16:45 [Preview] No.728494 del
>>728493
No. Everyone is sober, eat moderately, spends frugally. It's a wise, balanced, happy family.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.728495 del
Big smelly balls and disgusting poo


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.728496 del
Polru is occupied by kikes
Gas the jews


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.728497 del
Still can't sleep.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 17:58 [Preview] No.728498 del
Thinking I might just get up and have a coffee.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.728499 del
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Weber could do better.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.728500 del
>>728494
sounds too good to be true...
are you ironic?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 18:36 [Preview] No.728501 del
>>728498
Another coffee?

>>728500
Yes.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.728502 del
>>728501
Are u chan owner?
Answer in /operate/


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 19:07 [Preview] No.728503 del
Kikes like gas


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.728504 del


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 20:31 [Preview] No.728505 del
morning neets, slept ok, really need to get my life back on track today


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 21:16 [Preview] No.728506 del
>>728505
mording
me too


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.728507 del
https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/sustainability/canning-river-tree-planting-halted-after-aboriginal-corporation-demands-25-million/news-story/5714acecd1d6fe530af16272ff9b206c
>Two major tree planting events in Perth were reportedly cancelled this weekend after an Aboriginal corporation demanded $2.5 million.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 21:27 [Preview] No.728508 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-07-17/social-media-work-hours-cost-of-living-rising-loneliness/102563666
>Studies have shown loneliness is as deadly as smoking half a packet of cigarettes a day, and is associated with 26 per cent increase in the risk of death.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 21:45 [Preview] No.728509 del
need to go and get some dare and lunch makings


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.728510 del
triple dare acquired
intense dare was out of stock


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 22:41 [Preview] No.728511 del
Possum called me a fugly pigdog once.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 22:54 [Preview] No.728512 del
>>728507
Oh Dear.
Thats a bit off message


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 22:56 [Preview] No.728513 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.728514 del
>>728508
Does that mean if I smoke more I won't be lonely?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.728515 del
>>728514
No, but it will help accelerate the inevitable.
Between my weight, pain in left tit, random arse bleeding, chronic alcoholism, and loneliness I must only have a decade at most left.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:03 [Preview] No.728516 del
>>728511
he was being generous


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.728517 del
>>728514
hanging out outside of buildings with fellow smokers is a good way to make friends


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.728518 del
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Ok neets, if the neet who requested Air Crash Investigations can give me some episode numbers to watch before the end of the day we'll be seeing that on Wednesday night womboflix, if not, we'll be watching the first episode of Black Mirror


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.728519 del
>>728515
according to scientists you have negative years left


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:09 [Preview] No.728520 del
>>728518
You know the person who suggested ACI is a fucking troll?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:11 [Preview] No.728521 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.728522 del
please no troll shaming on ausneets


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.728523 del
>>728512
Well beaned.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.728524 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.728525 del
Time for a poo


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.728526 del
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NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.728527 del
Going to have a shower and go shopping. The great unboonging will start on Wednesday.


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:46 [Preview] No.728528 del
>>728527
What are you doing tomorrow?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:47 [Preview] No.728529 del
>>728528
Boonging


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.728530 del
>>728529
Why not start today?


NEET 07/16/2023 (Sun) 23:49 [Preview] No.728531 del
>>728530
He has important boongery to indulge first.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 00:08 [Preview] No.728532 del


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 00:29 [Preview] No.728533 del
Another day on earth bros


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.728534 del
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I'm going to get a zinger box tonight. At least theres something to look forward too.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 00:39 [Preview] No.728535 del
>>728534
That will be nice.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.728536 del
Concerned about webby living in all that building dust. Some of you unnamed neets need to go around there and clean it up while he's at work.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.728537 del
>>728536
I'm not coming out from under the floorboards it's too dusty out there.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.728540 del
But mummy I don't wanna go to school.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.728541 del
>>728535
Unless they fuck up the order.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:13 [Preview] No.728542 del
>>728532
I know what it is but I'm not telling.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.728543 del
>>728527
1 intimidating checkout chick thanks.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.728544 del
Back on the Beyond Creepy videos. Ashamed of myself.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FpeqcT5jbBU [Embed]


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:17 [Preview] No.728545 del
>>728395
It's rainy and I'm depressed already.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.728546 del
>>728540
the nightmare is over, wake up


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.728547 del
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Back on the frog videos. They make me think of the commune.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.728548 del
there he goes


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.728549 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.728550 del
>>728512
Fifty Shades of Brown


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.728551 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.728552 del
>>728550
even the shade of green desk is depressing


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.728553 del
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me on the left. we are putting razor blades on them so they slice more birds up


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:30 [Preview] No.728554 del
>>728539
Sounds promising.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.728555 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:39 [Preview] No.728556 del
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>>728555
some of these abotoks are great


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.728557 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.728558 del
less than two hours before the event


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:40 [Preview] No.728559 del
>>728556
They might as well just be a photo of a boong with 10 seconds of music playing.
They aren't doing anything.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.728560 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:42 [Preview] No.728561 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.728562 del
>>728558
>the event
When the shit goes down?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:44 [Preview] No.728563 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.728564 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.728565 del
>>728547
froggegfingerrape.mp4


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.728566 del
>>728565
Possum after three glasses of wine


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.728568 del
>>728554
thanks
it's shit
just some implied chords here and there; except for the plain melody
little to no harmony, no bass, no rhythm, shit timing, and shit playing
gotta step up my game


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.728569 del
>>728567
Can you mow Weber's lawn please?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.728570 del
>>728569
lol that wasn't the pic I thought I was uploading


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.728571 del
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woelife


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.728572 del
>>728571
I've done nothing since I got back from Woolies around 7.30am


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 01:59 [Preview] No.728573 del
>>728567
Nice doggos.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:00 [Preview] No.728574 del
>>728518
Meh im sick of Air crash investigations. Its always the mechanics fault anyway. No way would I fly without racially profiling their workshops. Go ahead with this new offering and I will attend.
T. MoofiesNEET
P.S. I'm glad you all liked my pick last night. You know there is a sequel worth watching, even if its a bit ribald.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.728575 del
>>728530
Like >>728531 said, I need to get some more boonging out of my system before I get back on the wagon and into fight club. I'm making this a sober day for the first in a few weeks. I will also head to the gym for a light session.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.728576 del
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some mighty fine boong posting going on bros


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.728577 del
made a pastrami roll and a hot hungarian salami roll


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.728578 del
>>728567
Are you really on the standards already?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.728579 del
>>728574
>Its always the mechanics fault anyway
Once again the hidden hand of the eternal nuro is at work


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.728580 del
>>728577
>hot hungarian salami
Lewd.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.728581 del
>>728578
that's a pretty old pic I posted by mistake, and that person isn't me


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.728582 del
>>728553
Cool, what states this?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.728583 del
>>728556
>>728555
Heh good cunts


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.728584 del
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Perusing the KFC menu.


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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.728586 del
>>728567
Is that the karcher?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:17 [Preview] No.728587 del
>>728568
Flamenco punk


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.728588 del
>>728584
How is the potato and gravy today?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:19 [Preview] No.728589 del
>>728574
Nice chairs


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.728590 del
>>728577
>pastrami
Silverside*


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.728591 del
might partake of a carbonated beverage


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.728592 del
>>728575
Onya. Good luck.
I'm still trying to start dry July


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.728593 del
>>728590
Corned beef*


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.728594 del
Less is more. It's all about contrast.
High level boongery for extended periods.
Everything in abundance means nothing is appreciated.
Need to cut back on everything but I've spoiled myself rotten.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.728595 del
Coca-Cola Classic 390mL


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 02:55 [Preview] No.728596 del
>>728594
You need to appreciate boongery.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:28 [Preview] No.728597 del
>>728532
Turns out that was a part from a pajeet rocket.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:30 [Preview] No.728598 del


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.728600 del
>>728596
I do when it's hard to come by.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.728601 del
>>728599
Thank you, but I don't think we can trust the sexual predators at Reddit.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:35 [Preview] No.728602 del
>>728600
Nah, I get you, It's like something you like becoming a time filler rather than fun.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:36 [Preview] No.728603 del
>>728601
Cool, I don't really care at all.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.728604 del
>>728602
I appreciate the daily boonglyf as much as the daily shower.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.728606 del
>>728553
You are lukesesh on twitter?
I doubt it but if so you would be the first confirmed chad posting here.
https://twitter.com/lukesesh2/status/1680673121354010625?s=20


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.728608 del
>>728606
>first
second
you are forgetting old monk


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:51 [Preview] No.728609 del
And current cruisey


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.728610 del
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tfw not a handsome neet


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.728611 del
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-ideas/food-drink/inside-australias-wildest-winetasting-event/news-story/ed29728cc65f7ee027c498441ebd8139
>Sampling 1400 glasses of wine across five days might sound like the greatest job on earth, but according to [some weak cunt] it’s a lot harder than you’d think.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:52 [Preview] No.728612 del
Possum once gave a homophobic sermon while he was a pastor in uganda that got over 10 million views on youtube.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.728613 del
>>728612
>sermon
semen


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.728614 del
He is a sexy man.
I'd love to give him a working man's pleasure.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.728615 del
>>728608
he meant monk's first liver. before the transplant


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.728616 del
>why are you gay
<you held my head down in the mud an..
>excuses. Why are you gay?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:55 [Preview] No.728617 del
Lol it is him.
His latest tweet is about poo.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.728618 del
Wish he'd take me out for icecrem


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.728619 del
>>728617
does he eat da poo poo?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.728620 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:01 [Preview] No.728621 del
I'm really hungry bros. Only 7-8 more hours until I can get that zinger box.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.728622 del
>>728621
That's a late dinner. Why not eat it at 5 or 6pm so it is all digested before you go to bed?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.728623 del
>>728622
Doing an over night hearding shift. He likes to go for a cruise before bed. I can go through the drive thru then.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.728624 del
>>728623
Ah fair enough. Enjoy!


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.728625 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:16 [Preview] No.728627 del
He is getting desperate for replies now.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:19 [Preview] No.728628 del
Every time I see a mong and his herder I pretend it is cruisey.


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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.728630 del
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a NIGGER.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:21 [Preview] No.728631 del
>>728623
Put the windows up and let some sulphuric mists penetrate his nose.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.728632 del
>>728630
Eros came out of an egg.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.728633 del
Wondering what the gypsy is up to?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:31 [Preview] No.728634 del
>>728633
Big Fella or International Cruisey?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.728635 del
>>728634
The latter.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 04:38 [Preview] No.728636 del
>>728635
It's 7.35am, so he's probably getting ready for his high flying corporate job.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 05:10 [Preview] No.728637 del
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>>728473
You mad? Go and spam a different board if thats what your autistic schizo brain gets off on

>>728513
Aye currumba. Have to message the Panamanian

>>728529
Disappointing.

>>728540
NEET gang. Had a dream about work last night, thankfully it wasn't real. Also had a dream that I had a gf

>>728608
He's being belligerent


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.728639 del
>>728637
you could just put a heap of schnitzel in the front pouch on your hoodie and pour the drink in your sock and they wouldn't know


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.728640 del
>>728639
Or you could just eat it and ask for the dessert menu.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 05:24 [Preview] No.728641 del
Sixth coffee. I feel a poo coming on.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 05:27 [Preview] No.728642 del
>>728640
only works if you have a beard


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 05:31 [Preview] No.728643 del
>>728642
Of course I'm bringing Possum.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 05:33 [Preview] No.728644 del
>>728638
>Have to message the Panamanian
Stay strong.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.728645 del
The event is over.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.728646 del
>>728645
How did it go?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.728647 del
>>728645
That better not have been you with the Kerch Bridge...


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:00 [Preview] No.728648 del
>>728647
That's the same one which got hit last year no?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.728649 del
>>728646
job provider all but told me I'm a lost cause and suggested a couple other places to transfer to


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.728650 del
>>728645
Time to put your feet up and have a nice cup of tea.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.728651 del
>>728649
What a useless pack of arseholes. You should report them to Centrelink.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.728652 del
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>>728649
>lost cause
DSP time


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.728653 del
one of the reasons I don't want to go to a job provider is I suspect they only match you with shit jobs that no sensible person wants to do


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.728654 del
>>728653
They don't match you with any jobs.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:17 [Preview] No.728655 del
Has anyone ever had a blood test for heavy metal poisoning?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.728656 del
>>728655
Yeah I had a bad case of Slayer.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:20 [Preview] No.728657 del
>>728653
I only dabbled with them very briefly and they straight up said unless I was prepared to be a console operator at a petrol station at 3am they had nothing


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.728658 del
>>728657
They used to send me a text once a month offering the same midnight cleaning job at the airport.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:21 [Preview] No.728659 del
>>728656
heh
angel of def was good


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.728660 del
>>728658
Yeah, useless pricks. I had two degrees in computing and their IT stuff was never working but they wouldn't give me a job fixing it. When Cenno cancelled my money and I told them to shove it they tried telling me I had to tell them what job I ended up getting, probably so they could try claiming they made it happen.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.728661 del
>>728659
It was, bloody good guitar work.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:25 [Preview] No.728662 del
>>728660
It's token effort box ticking at it's worst.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.728663 del
>>728660
>I had two degrees in computing
So why were you on cenno? Whats so bad about airport cleaning anyway? Doesn't seem unreasonable that a job provider would offer you a job.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.728664 del
Made my first financial investment today. Soon I'll be rich.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.728665 del
>>728663
Whay aren't you cleaning airports?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.728666 del
>>728663
>So why were you on cenno?
I was for a whopping 3 weeks, where they had decided I was only entitled to about $36 a week because of savings and "assets".
I had just wasted my entire youth working for a company and hated the idea of working and IT and everything else.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.728667 del
>>728666
>decided I was only entitled to about $36 a week because of savings and "assets".
This is a deliberate ploy to try and force an ex-wagie back into the workforce as quickly as possible. Don't count his prior tax contributions or anything, they're for single mothers and druggie parasites.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.728668 del
>>728667
>druggie parasites
Why do you post nonsense like this on /ausneets/ ?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.728669 del
>>728666
Why should you be entitled to cenno if you have savings and assets? Heck off commie


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.728670 del
>>728668
>nonsense


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:56 [Preview] No.728671 del
>>728669
Why should you be entitled to it if you've contributed nothing yourself?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.728672 del
>>728669
It's just the retard doing his usual thing ignore him.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:57 [Preview] No.728673 del
>>728669
>commie
I think you're the commie. A capitalist welfare system would reward prior contributions proportionally.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.728674 del
>>728671
Because its for people in need. Not people with savings and assets to take a holiday and get free money. You can't be serious.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.728675 del
>>728674
So somebody who has a mortgage and loses their job should be forced to sell the house?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.728676 del
>>728675
They should make moves to sell it, yes. No one elses fault they've overextended themselves. If they really want to keep the house, they could always get a job cleaning the airport


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.728677 del
>>728676
Who is it pays your rent?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.728678 del
Brushed my teeth. Having a sauv blanc.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.728679 del
>>728678
Well brushed.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.728680 del
>>728668
>druggie parasites
Please, I'm a junk food and internet parasite.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.728681 del
>>728680
I shouldn't complain it's not often we get such a perfect example of doublethink.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.728682 del
>>728637
You better not have a lazy schnit


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.728683 del
>>728419
More weight should be put into this opinion.

>>728443
kek

>>728445
It destroyed his multi.

>>728448
It's either wear or mold on some of the leather, vile.

>>728450
He can't anchor there.

>>728455
You can't park there.

>>728467
Based and big fella pilled.

>>728508
Interesting article. I read it this afternoon. I thought of the Venetians.

>>728510
Let it flow.

>>728515
>only have a decade at most left.
Lucky bugger.

>>728534
You look well.

>>728539
Go on...

>>728547
It will soon be Wednesday my dudes.

>>728549
>>728551
>>728556
kek

>>728561
Very informative. Could follow.

>>728567
Wonderful.

>>728594
>Need to cut back on everything but I've spoiled myself rotten.
Food for thought.

>>728599
To the moon!

>>728611
The state of this country...

>>728620
One day he will.

>>728626
<My Body is Ready
Pepe.

>>728637
Executive meal.

>>728638
I miss those Good morning images.

>>728652
Fact.

>>728666
You should've withdrawn your assets before you quit.

>>728678
You earned it!

>>728680
We love you NEET.

>>728682
That's the skellie choice. A real NEET does the challenge.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.728684 del
>>728664
An ounce?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:14 [Preview] No.728685 del
>728683
You deliberately gave me no (you)'s


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.728686 del
>>728685
He gave me thirteen (13).


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.728687 del
>>728686
posting parasite


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.728688 del
>>728686
I am going to seethe a little.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.728689 del
>>728687
We will drug him and steal his yous


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.728690 del
Cut the grass, Weber.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.728691 del
Smoke the grass, Cruisey.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.728692 del
>>728690
>grass
more druggie parasite behaviour


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.728693 del
NEETs should not be spending their hard earned neetbux on drugs.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.728694 del
>>728666
I'm sorry about this. That's really rotten.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.728695 del
>>728674
Assets cost to keep. A mortgage costs more than you get. You need to keep up, all while already getting 30 odd percent taken and given to charity.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.728696 del
>>728693
Thanks Dan.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.728697 del
>>728667
It is a ploy. Once you have anything it makes you have to continue the wage to keep it. And everything costs twice as much as it did to begin with due to upkeep and continual gov rape.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.728698 del
>>728696
He's a good man.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.728699 del
>>728683
>skellie choice
Food for thought


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.728700 del
Is benzo neet still taking temazepamine?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.728701 del
>>728699
True, but not much.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.728703 del
>>728702
>his son was diagnosed with Kawasaki disease
thought he was a motorbike


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:48 [Preview] No.728704 del


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.728706 del
>>728702
Doctors aren't supposed to prescribe themselves medication.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.728707 del
>>728706
It might even be worse than that, if he was stealing his son's medication


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.728708 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.728709 del
>>728707
What a cunt, his son is running around acting like a motorbike and he's stealing his drugs.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.728710 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.728711 del
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This week on womboflix...a bunch of tv and movies I haven't seen and have to rely on the positive opinions of reviewers:

On Wednesday we are watching the first episode of the anthology series Black Mirror - a member of the royal family gets kidnapped and the kidnappers demand that the prime minister has sex with a pig on public television in return for releasing her. Yup, sounds promising.

On Saturday we have LA Confidential (1997), and American neo-noir crime film starring Russell Crowe and Guy Pearce.

Then on Sunday, the Scottish comedy-drama film Local Hero (1983) about an American oil company representative who is sent to the fictional village of Ferness on the west coast of Scotland to purchase the town and surrounding property for his company. Soundtrack by Mark Knopfler.

We'll also be screening the following movies the same day as they come out on bittorrent: The Sound Of Freedom (2023) and Mission Impossible - Dead Reckoning (2023)


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.728712 del
>>728711
>the kidnappers demand that the prime minister has sex with a pig
Didn't David Cameron do exactly this?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:11 [Preview] No.728713 del


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.728714 del
>>728695
>Assets cost to keep.
Not my problem. Sell them or clean the airport.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.728716 del
>>728711
Looking forward to it.

>>728712
The current series of the show launched on Netflix recently. It seems to be a show that pokes fun at things from what I grasped over the trailer.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.728717 del
>>728716
It got toned down when it moved to Netflix, still quite good but a lot of dud episodes.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.728718 del
A L L
A B O A R D
T H E
S E X
T R A I N


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.728719 del
>>728715
Cenno pays my rent and I don't clean airports because I'd rather be a NEET.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:15 [Preview] No.728720 del
>>728712
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ98rR4o [Embed]


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.728721 del
I'm also interested in Oppenheimer (2023), but until my boy the critical drinker approves it, won't be adding it to the list.


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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:16 [Preview] No.728723 del
>>728719
Are you the same NEET that used the word parasite before?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.728724 del
>>728718
I prefer Nobody Likes Me and Party Time


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.728725 del
>>728723
No, I was as shocked as everyone else to see it posted


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.728726 del
>>728725
All good, you have a perfect right to say that then.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.728727 del
>>728725
You can't tell the difference between a casual drug user and a full-on druggie who commits crime?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.728728 del
>>728726
And obviously I wouldn't have a problem with an asset rich NEET with cash bludging on cenno, I should add


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.728729 del
>>728727
Monk and Cruisey.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.728730 del
>>728729
Cruisey commits crimes, I've no doubt. Monk is just a layabout.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.728731 del
>>728730
That's what he meant, stupid.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.728732 del
>>728724
>Party Time
I'll add that to the playlist.

>Nobody Likes Me
This isn't available on Spotify for some reason.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.728733 del
>>728730
Cruisey ripped me off on a boat deal once.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.728734 del
>>728729
Monk being the casual drug user and cruisey being the choof fiend who commits fraud against ndis to feed his habit?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.728735 del
>>728711
>Black Mirror
Bits of it are okay. Very much normie shit. Not all that insightful or anything although it desperately tries to be.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.728736 del
>>728734
I was thinking more about when he beat the homeless man and stole his shoes.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.728737 del
Support engineer at a 'boutique' web dev agency. Max 22 hours a week.
Good bludge? Might


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.728738 del
>>728732
>This isn't available on Spotify for some reason.
One of the YouTube comments mentioned something about them failing to credit the backing track or the like.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.728739 del
>>728737
22 hours a week is nice, does it pay decently?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.728740 del
>>728610
Union cuck


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.728741 del
>>728736
Wait, that's a crime? Why didn't someone warn me?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.728742 del
>>728737
>Have complete your own technology project
Which React project will you talk about?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.728743 del
>>728741
It's only a crime if you get caught.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.728744 del
>>728737
>22 hours
Just make sure you're getting all your benefits and not a contractor who is expected to sort his own tax and super and the like.
Also make sure you can do those things. The things listed in the automation line mean nothing to me and I've been around this shit half my life.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.728745 del
>>728739
$45/h

>>728742
None of them are functionally complete 🥺


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.728746 del
>>728737
It depresses me how long the list of requirements always are.


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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.728748 del
>>728745
>None of them are functionally complete 🥺
Tell them its by design 😏


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:28 [Preview] No.728749 del
>>728746
It's wishful thinking on the part of employers. They always want more than they're likely to get (or willing to pay for).


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>>728711
I might attend the one with big russ in it because I used to play in his band. When are those torrents supposed to drop?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:29 [Preview] No.728751 del
Need a good film to watch. Nothing to watch.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.728752 del
>>728746
>>728749
A lot of it is easy to learn on the job anyway. Zapier/Pipedream/Google whatever will just be clickops a pajeet could do.
The culture fit would probably be more important. I think I didn't pass the recent HR woman because of assburgers

>>728748
My latest project should be live this week, definitely doable.

>>728751
In Bruges


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>>728750
No idea when mission impossible or sound of freedom come out.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.728754 del
>>728752
>assburgers
Does the government have computer jobs for guys who are mentally screwed up/have aspergers?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.728755 del
>>728751
The Name of the Rose.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.728756 del
>>728752
>definitely doable.
I want daily updates.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.728757 del
>>728754
They have one token male nerd per job agancy but I think you have to be gay.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.728758 del
We should start our own tech company. A workforce Australia automation tool provider. We could hire cute poojeetas and all get gfs


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.728759 del
I forgot to drink the coffee chill I bought this morning.
That's like a free one.


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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.728761 del
>>728758
What would we call ourselves? mongforce? boongcloud? elite gooners?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.728762 del
>>728758
It could automatically book then cancel your appointment every three weeks.
Think of the savings in staff and offices.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.728763 del
>>728761
Boongforce sounds good.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.728765 del
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If we could find a way to claim boongbux for employing ourself as boongs...


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.728766 del
>>728765
I want to bang that blonde boong chick on the right.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.728767 del
>>728758
Can we free Jenny from slavery?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.728768 del
>>728764
Yellow singlet boong has a very determined stride, He's going places.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.728769 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.728771 del
>>728761
AugMong Labs


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>>728761
Pied Pissheads


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.728773 del
>>728772
I call dibs on the assistant girl


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>>728773
Dibs on all three holes?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.728776 del
>>728610
>tfw not a handsome python hunter


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.728777 del
>tfw need to see a dentist but have never done so


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.728778 del
>>728772
Potential spoiler but it'll be like this


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.728779 del
>>728769
That Dan looks familiar


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.728780 del
>>728778
I may have watched 30 or so episodes over the weekend.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.728781 del
>>728777
I haven't been in years and last time cost me $1800.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.728782 del
bins are out


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.728783 del
Shit thanks


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:48 [Preview] No.728784 del
>>728781
Can I go for free if I have one of those health care concession cards?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.728785 del
>>728784
Might depend on which state but here the only free place is an emergency one where they just do extractions I think.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.728786 del
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Fucking BBC use of sneer quotes.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:52 [Preview] No.728787 del
>>728786
Executive bombs?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.728788 del
I don't mean to bring up poofter sports but I just find it ridiculous how obviously biased the ABC and BBC are on matters they are meant to be neutral on. I know people irl that think the ABC has a right wing bias too, which is one of the most comically out of touch things imaginable.
>>728787
Motherbat still hasn't recovered after the Tallboy that Weber dropped.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.728789 del
>>728788
>Tallboy
Fatman


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.728790 del
what's the most fun video game you've ever played?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.728791 del
>>728790
Don't know if it was the most fun but when Fallout New Vegas came out I played it for 54 hours straight.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:01 [Preview] No.728792 del
>>728780
I kept forgetting to download it. I told myself to do it in Saturday and Sunday.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.728793 del
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Contemplating whisky


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.728794 del
>>728790
PC - Be a tie between some of the Sierra titles... Kings Quest IV, Space Quest III, etc.
PS3 - Deus Ex Human Revolution and Sniper Elite V2


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.728795 del
>>728790
Probably Skyrim back in the day. I was a child back then and it isn't the same.
>>728791
>54 hours straight
You did not! Were you smoking meth or something?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.728796 del
>>728793
You can do it Tony!


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.728797 del
Thinking about quitting my job


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.728798 del
>>728793
Tones looks like he is making a lewd gesture to an Aboriginal man.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.728799 del
>>728790
angry birds


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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.728801 del
>>728795
>Were you smoking meth or something?
No, a few cones and coffee I just couldn't stop playing, I've always liked the Fallout games.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.728802 del
>>728801
You didn't sleep for 54 hours?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.728803 del
>>728798
The sopranos chin flick?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.728804 del
>>728797
For the NEET lyfe dream?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.728805 del
At the Woolies veg section getting garlic, loose bulbs product of Australia and Argentina. So there's a 50/50 shot the bulb I got is foreign.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.728806 del
>>728805
>Argentina
Real?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.728807 del
>>728806
might as well just call them hitler onions


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.728808 del
>>728804
For the neet lyfe dream


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.728809 del
>>728802
Longer than that I started playing at 6pm friday and played till midnight sunday.
I chucked a sickie the next day


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.728810 del
does choof actually give you brain damage?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.728811 del
>>728809
I bet you're one of those soft cocks who actually got out of his chair to take a shit


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.728812 del
>tfw skipped breakfast


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.728813 del
>>728811
I did, had to walk up stairs too.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.728814 del
Wonder how FIFO is going


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.728815 del
>>728810
The next available Cruisey should be able answer that question.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.728816 del
>>728815
>please hold, all of our Cruiseys are attending to other matters, your business is important to us and you will be put through to the next available Cruisey.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.728817 del
>>728814
I wonder if he has had his Zinger Box yet?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:36 [Preview] No.728818 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.728819 del
>>728818
I think the one at the back is Australian and the two purply ones are argie.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.728820 del
>>728816
Local Cruisey is backed up with the VIM line.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.728821 del
>>728819
garlic phrenology


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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.728823 del
just say no


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.728824 del
to drugs and gainful employment


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.728825 del
Which means yes


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.728826 del
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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.728827 del
i'm a by-product of jesus


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.728828 del
Tiffin got that small man syndrome.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.728829 del
>>728827
Jesus poo would be worth a lot of money.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.728830 del
>>728829
More of it's steamed?


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.728832 del
Mooo


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 11:27 [Preview] No.728833 del
Good morning, and Have a blessed day Neets, o7


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 11:34 [Preview] No.728834 del
Not one of you ever told me greaseproof wasn't the same as baking paper. This is why Possum no longer posts here.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.728835 del
>>728832
you can dance
>>728833
and you can jive


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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.728838 del
Just watched the one where he throws up,shits himself and falls through a glass window in front of 50 new employees.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.728839 del
>>728838
That's so Cruisey.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.728840 del
making fried egg sangas and a hot dog bean stew


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.728841 del
>>728837
Close tab. Calm down.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.728842 del
satan


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.728843 del
santa


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.728844 del
you can't follow me on the path that takes me to my other half


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 12:42 [Preview] No.728845 del
dirnkign rubbin alcohel


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.728846 del
>>728751
I'm watching birdbox
Pretty good


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.728847 del
The goon is a flowin'
The 90's rock is a blowin'

Got that warehouse Monk vibe goin'


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.728848 del
stew is done now onto the egg sammies
none of this would take so long if not for the frequent drink breaks


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.728849 del
>>728847
Enjoy
I miss that era. Today the wagon ride has been a bore.
Thinking about that trip to the fridge for a fresh can with the music playing in the background kind of feel


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.728850 del
>>728849
I wish to die every waking minute of this existence.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 13:11 [Preview] No.728851 del
RUN DMC and Jason Nevins


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 13:17 [Preview] No.728852 del
>>728571
Money is teh key to end all your woes


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 13:18 [Preview] No.728853 del
Prodigy Breathe


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.728854 del
he's trying really hard not to join this conversation...


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.728855 del
HUNGRY


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.728856 del
>>728633
just woke up
>>728636
unless you count gooning, I don't have a job


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.728857 del
>>728845
my nigga


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.728858 del
Tax return has finally entered a 'processing' state. I can taste it.

>>728856
Morndings


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.728859 del
>>728858
congrats
more money for goon


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.728860 del
fuck my life


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.728861 del
Decided to cut my boong sesh short by one day. Tomorrow (technically today) is neet fight club, back on the wagon etc.
Good night.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 20:58 [Preview] No.728862 del
>>728856
>>728858
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 20:59 [Preview] No.728863 del
>>728858
>I can taste it.
Big multi?


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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.728866 del
I'm not saying good morning, I still need to sleep more


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.728868 del
got to go into town for some bullshit with desk whizzers
got the seepage
having a mountain jew


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.728869 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WURPLvuJ-5I [Embed]


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.728870 del
>>728868
have fun


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.728871 del
>>728869
not watching whatever that is


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 21:55 [Preview] No.728872 del
hi hello gm hru


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.728873 del
>>728871
critical drinker talking about the new snow white movie


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 21:59 [Preview] No.728874 del
>>728873
i'm fine


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:03 [Preview] No.728875 del
>>728874
didn't ask


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.728876 del
>>728868
The first two sentences could be aided with Chux I feel.

Good luck.


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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:05 [Preview] No.728878 del
>>728875
nasty neet


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:06 [Preview] No.728879 del
>>728877
i hope you have a good day


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.728880 del
>>728878
he started it


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:11 [Preview] No.728881 del
>>728880
no he didn't


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.728882 del
>>728881
Yes he did


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.728883 del
>>728879
You too NEET.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.728884 del
>>728876
I’m doing a shid now


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:15 [Preview] No.728885 del
>>728884
i hope you enjoy it


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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.728887 del
>>728885
My legs are cold


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:20 [Preview] No.728888 del
Quads and easy poo clean up


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NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.728891 del
>>728888
Thanks poo whizzy.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:44 [Preview] No.728892 del
>>728774
he knows what he needs


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 22:52 [Preview] No.728893 del
>>728888
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 23:02 [Preview] No.728894 del
>>728888
Cheers Wizzy


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.728895 del
horny, wanked, less horny, showered


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.728896 del
humans were not meant to be domesticated, neets boonging is just a reasonable response to the modern world


NEET 07/17/2023 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.728897 del