i'm crying

>>729003
FUCKEN IS TOO AYE

weber is a silly billy sometimes

This is the worst thread ever.
Even that time nuro made a 4th of july trump thread was better than this.

>>729024
wrong

>>729024
Even the fuck shed thread was better than whatever this is

>>729026
It's just awful.

Stayed up to 3am playing Total War: Rome II. Went to bed with my head spinning. Taxed this morning. Woke up at noon. Having my sixth coffee. Wagon today. Back in the gym tonight, will be the first time in exactly three weeks.

>>729027
yes

>>729029
who were you playing as?

>>729029
When I used to play TW and choof I would fall asleep playing the game in my head and always woke up feeling shit.

>>729026
>>729028
I agree. I don't have high standards and even I think this is a low quality thread.
I hope big fella doesn't see it. We have a reputation for quality to uphold.

>>728946
Spicy Sticky BBQ Angus Burger
9.9/10 GK

>>729031
House of Cornelia.

I used to play EU4 or Vic2 when I smoked weed.

>>729036
*Queenslatvianarians.

>>728957
I dreamt this exact story last night. It ended with a coom in my panties and a big grin on me noggin. 10/10 would dream again.

>>729033
He will make disparaging comments in the movie room.

>>729042
Kingslander sounds like a shitty fantasy novel.

>729024
>729026
>729028
>729033
a river of tears

>>729043
my skin is peeling

>>729029
I've been considering joining teh PCYC. Of course it'll never happen though.

I feel grubby posting in this shallow travesty of a thread.

grubby is what grubby does

>>729043
Written by (You)

>>729050
you don't wear panties? the rest of us do

>>729051
Detergent Jones faced of against the Kingslander, his only weapon a broken bottle against the others longsword and armour.
"You may have might on your side" he snarled "but I the biggest hairiest balls you've ever seen".

time for a kip soon

i've been bulking for a big shit

>>729055
30kg rice?

>>729045
Are you a tomato?

he needs them

>>729058
i just cum on the cum chair

>>729058
I cum on his cum chair too

not fond of whoever made this thread

>>728902
salty neet tears

>>587652
>I was picking chunks of economy porterhouse out of my teeth for days.
try actually flossing

it is time for kip, see you lot later in this terrible, no good thread

>>729000
Repeat of the Scary Pepe incident

>>729063
Dead NEETs should stay dead.

>>729066
Have a good sleep.

might go and get some medicine

the problem is we have too many lazy dps neets now, they are unmotivated to make any good posts

>>729066
Goodnight Weber, sweet dreams fren.

I wish I could nap, dunno how you neets do it

#woelife continues

1 litre of mongster going down!

>>729076
Thats seems a lot.

>>729076
>>729073
Wonder if this is the same NEET

Better take the flag off, don't want to attention whore.

>>729074
Looks like angelNEET.
Needs a 5er hanging out his pocket.

>>729073
First they feed, then they sleep.

>>729073
Lots of choof.

>>729074
Next thread Pepe potential.

It's falling out of me

Considering another coffee. Got a headache. Shaking. Feel sick.

>>729039
Sleep is free and yet you still choose to pay for play, even a slave wouldnt give up his rest to slave harder. You are the bottom rung of NEET losers.

>>729087
fake and gay

>>729086
pippa is better

is tiffin a germanic pagan?

>>729090
he's probably a chink jew

The guy who taught me the mong wrangling business got a black mark next to his name and is never allowed to work in the industry again.

>>729092
Did he fuck a mong or defraud the government?

>>729093
Probably both.

>>729094
You should ask around until you find out

>>729094
Defrauding the ZOG will get you a three month ban. Molesting a mong will cross you out all day.

>>729095
I heard it from an ex cow orker. Last I heard, he went back to nsw and started a different company.

>>729098
I suspect you can be a director of an NDIS company without requiring a clearance, provided you don't have any interaction with any vulnerable groups.

moving states isn't going to do anything to stop him getting flagged in a background check though

>>729091
he's definitely jewish

how is babby made?

>>729102
Big W has a new book on that, along with how to tuck your dick and fuck an 8 year old in the arse or something

chink uni student !

>>729087
What is this even?
Are you losing the last traces of your tiny mind?

Something is wrong with my teefs.

Store my arse in a cool, dry place, away from light.

>>729108
Sore or wobbly?

>>729109
we don't want it sprouting

>>729097
I wonder what score the old Greg-O will give it?

>>729110
I think it is something to do with wisdom teeth fucking up the top ones.

going coles

"Under UK law, all sturgeons in British waters are considered the property of the monarchy"

plugging holes

>>729115
shit near the dairy section

>>729113
I think that can get nasty.

>>729115
gonna buy?

God damn, I did not need to know she BOGGED herself.

ATO text received. 3 day timeline given. Anxious disappointment.

>>729121
There's nothing wrong with the Irish

I bum fingered the chinaman and got him spurting.

>>729120
Food.

>>729122
Two more weeks, trust the plan.

>>729107
Your a retard, I get that. you come her to validate your cringe lyfestyle and your brain doesnt work because your a vidiot. I hope you realize your not getting better.

>>729128
who am I?

>>729122
How much you getting back?

>>729130
5.5k

>>729122
Were you honest with them about the number of actual days worked from home vs the number of sickies chucked?

>>729131
What absolute bullshit did you claim to get that?

Tiffin has been eating the brown pill again.

Have you taken the brown pill yet maties? It is a tough pill to swallow.

>>729124
well done

>>729124
Well fingered

It's easy to feel superior when the voices in your head tell you that you are.

>>729124
Good shit. Smash that slut.

Feeling on top of the world due to NEETies chinaman haul.
What an absolute legend.
Goes to show that you shouldn't listen to the naysaying dotty bats.
Winner.

Mexican chilli was on special for 2.60. Bought 15.
Eating BEANS

Possum got mugged by some beans once. They was Mexican jumping beans.

>>729143
That's a lot of chilli.

>>729143
Nice bargain.

>>729124
Deeply fingered. Did you hit a major?
I'm getting the desire to gamble.

>>729132
Nah. It wasn't too exaggerated though. I think I just estimated 3 days a week or something.

>>729133
Just home wank days.
Taxable income: $22,736.00
Tax withheld: $5,505.00

>>729147
>I'm getting the desire to gamble.
Do not.

>>729145
It's tinned, and it's great to have at least somthing ready to eat that isn't junk food.
>>729146
When you think about it these are just baked BEANS with seconds vegetables. But that makes them a relatively balanced meal.

You can just eat them, use them as a premade enchillada/taco mix, have them as a dip with corn chips and make an onion salsa. Recommended

>>729149
Nah, good haul, always worth stocking up when you spot a bargain.

>>729124
I wonder what SpreadsheetNEET is tracking as the current total.

>>729147
If you gamble that tax return we will bully you so much.

>>729135
Steam pill?

>>729152
The bum fingerer was not Cruisedog.

>>729155
It's hard to tell with all these Cruiseys everywhere these days.

>>729156
He could have been in the same pokie den.

Is that Napoleong moofie any good?

Dens are only a good thing if you're and animal.
If you're a human dens are usually bad places.

>>729158
It should be. Ridley is a kinographer.

>>729153
I got 4k last year and donated almost all of it to the cas. 2k in one weekend if I recall.

Giving 600 bucks to mummybot
Putting 1.5-2k on the slapper
Buying some airpods and new clothes

>>729155
New Spreadsheet for Winning Cruisey.

>>729161
>new clothes
what do you have in mind mr handsome

>>729161
That's a good plan.

>>729161
Based.

Napoleon heard about the hot boong chicks.

>>729166
Frog cunt wouldn't have lasted ten minutes.

>>729163
New jeans
First ever pair of black jeans
New wog tappers
New polos (white, black, navy, and something fruity like green or olive)
1 or 2 la di da quarter zip knits
Better fitting tshirts
Some chinos and some short sleeve shirts

Might also tip 500 bucks into some ETFs

>>729168
>something fruity like green or olive
Hot!

>>729168
>First ever pair of black jeans
Don't wash them too often, they seem to fade.

>>729167
He couldn't even beat russia the boongs would flog him.

>>729170
Cumstains show up though.

>>729160
Just watched the trailer. Looks good visually, but seems to be factually bereft. Luring an army onto a frozen lake they'd covered with loose snow so they all fall in etc.

>>729173
Might be a good one for Womboflix, we can mock it if it gets too bad.

>>729175
his gf might even get her bazongas out

>>729175
Do Fantomas one night and that the other night.

>>729176
I hope so, they look nice.

>>729180
mmm
tetten

>>729181
u dildo

>>729182
>tetten
*tenten

I'm gonna watch Napoleon now.

>>729186
Vanessa Kirby is playing Josephine you mongtart

Looking at pics of Sasha Gray on 4chan

>>729188
She is playing the empress, Josephine was his mistress.
Although google has one in the role and wikipedia has the other.

>>729191
The trailer only shows >>729189

>>729158
napolemong

>>729190
Bad home harlot

>>729195
hopefully we see 4 tiddies and some dick and balls then

>>729193
let me fix that for you, lazy

>>729196
They'll probably make Napoleon a tranny and we'll get 6 tits.

>>729197
>>729193
That is a good pepe.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/tax/young-aussie-reveals-massive-15000-after-completing-tax-return/news-story/56b19332666fc94793576bc4947d32f0
lol

>>729203
>ATO
Thanks Trev.

I wonder if Monk declared his OF income.

$15k in tax is equivalent to a $70k salary, so I don't know what she's bragging about. The person she is comparing herself to in the picture would have to have an annual salary of $14,000 for her statement to be true.

>>729206
ie she is comparing herself to a 15 year old with a part time job at mcdonalds

>>729206
She looks like a white boong

>>729208
Whatever she is, she's a disgusting whore. Hopefully she gets set on fire or something soon.

>>729209
You really need to work on not getting angry at things so much.

>>729210
I'm not really angry. I just hope her and her ilk dies.

>>729211
And then it will just be you and manly,white muscular men?

>>729212
I'll still be on my lonesome.

really missing our boy buro

>>729215
He's up there with his BFF, whizzing and steaming together.

Feel like watching season 2 of the wire.

Isn't it your own fault if you have a tax bill. Like you didn't tick the right box on your wage thingy

>>729217
Was that the dock worker season?

>>729218
That or people who are self employed need to withold tax to pay the ATO. She's probably going to get audited as she's claiming $27k in deductions.

>>729217
womboflix only got through 1 episode of it

>>729218
I remember a couple of times with post that we were asked if we wanted a little bit extra taken out in tax every fortnight for the year.

>>729219
Yeah fam.
da broads in da can

horndy
keep opening a nordy tab to look at ladies

>>729220
>She's probably going to get audited as she's claiming $27k in deductions.
Possibly, although the ATO makes ridiculous allowances for sex workers. They can claim makeup, lingerie, etc as work expenses.

>>729226
i thought they'd get cash in hand and not report most their income

>>729206
Vile whore. The epitome of everything wrong with society. When her tits begin to sag and her empty womb is barren she will know her true worth.

>>729227
The ones that need to buy houses or pay down HECS debts and the like need to have some kind of reportable income. The ATO also knows how to go after strippers and tattoo artists and things just by watching the foot traffic through the door for a week or two and making some educated guesses.

>>729230
>through the door for a week or two and making some educated guesses.
If asked in Australia you have to provide the requested information
>A 353-10 notice is a powerful tool that allows the Commissioner to compel the recipient to produce information that might assist with the Commissioner’s inquiries into a taxpayer’s affairs.
https://chamberlains.com.au/ato-information-notices/

wish the neet council would provide us with some entertainment on non-womboflix nights

>>729189
That's a lady person.

>>729210
Some people are just wired that way, bud.

>>729231
Debicki

>>729226
Our country is a civil one where whores don't run around in soiled underwear with faces like a bag of smashed apples. I've been Russia, you find girl, first you wash her.

Thought she looked familiar, she was also in Dead Reckoning.

>>729235
And some of us are just wired to point out some of you are fucked in the head.

>>729240
you didmt heat the cheese. rookie mistake

>>729241
The photo was taken a few seconds after the cheese was put on you mong. The salsa was hot as it had been simmering in the pot.

>>729242
you need to put it in the mike

Wage interview tomorrow. I have high hopes.

>>729240
why peas tho.
Did you feel the dish needs something to clash with the aesthetics and flavors?
1/5 fail

>>729245
Good luck mate.

>>729245
don't leave us neet

>>729242
That's not salsa.

>>729240
Looks very nice.

>>729239
RightyOH, Mr Normal.

>>729128
An ESL typed that out.

>>729252
This isn't a safe space for incels and it never was.

>>729249
It is if you believe it is.

>>729255
It's not.

I and Cruisey are going to start beating up some of you nerds tomorrow.

>>729257
You two will be too busy beating each other off.

>>729257
>beating up
*bitch slap

>>729240
Peas?

>>729260
Give peas a chance.

GRRM spells them pease

>>729246
Settle down nuro.

Possum promised me peas in the middle east once.

>>729264
two pod solution?

>>729265
well bantered

>>729262
He said something about maybe thinking about possibly writing something maybe again one day recently.

>>729265
Kek

looking forward to her next stream

>>729268
delet

>>729258
Hot!

>>729270
of piss

>>729258
If two different Cruiseys beat each other off is it wanking or sex?

Made bacon and BEAN mash.
Undure what this is meant to be a side dish for because it's full of meat and has an entire day's calories in it

>>729275
>two Cruiseys
I'd rather not imagine such a thing.

>>729276
You have to wear a cowboy hat when you eat this.
>>729277
We have three or four of them now apparently.

>>729279
>We have three or four of them now apparently.
We're gonna need a bigger green bin.

>>729278
kek

>>729280
You look proud.

Soon all will become Cruisey.
All will be Unified.

Cruisey was rama rama once.

goddamn mouldy

you don't sniff petrol from a can
or do poo poo in a pan

>>729279
Ah, so it's meant to go with batter fried vegetables and pancakes

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-07-18/nt-man-hospitalised-buffalo-attack-borroloola/102616290
thinking about cows again

>>729287
Poorly rama rama'd

>>729284
🥹

Do you think we could paint some hindi signs, put them in arnem land and convince Indians on the internet that it's an Indian province?

>>729293
Hindu nationalists are retarded enough to believe in.

>>729293
good question
one of the abo yes campaigners was outed as fijian indian mother and white father the other day

Boongs never existed, they were just a tribe of Dravidians the British forcefully moved to Australia in the late 1700s.

Looking at boobs on twitch again

>>729297
nordy

>>729297
i thought nudity was a ban on twitch

>>729299
It's arbitrary, w*men get a slap on the wrist.

>>729296
We'll be the Tribe of Cruisey soon.

has anyone seen Local Hero (1983)?

Possum gave me a slap on my womanly bottom once

>>729303
You enjoyed it.

Could mailing glitter bombs to random addresses get me in trouble?

>>729305
potentially

>>729303
Hot!

Going to fart a lot at the gym tonight.

>>729287
Kek, he can shit in pans all he wants now that he is heaven.

Gooning and spooning

>>729310
big spoon or little spoon?

If I was to get another 2-pair of boxers I could be wearing one clean pair every week of the month.

>>729308
Debicki

>>729313
What about her?

>>729308
This could end very badly.

>>729315
Gonna do squats as well, gotta put on a good show for the crowd.

>>729316
no one will be looking at you
like always

what are neets watching on youtube tonight?

>>729152
I wish

>>729317
a very nasty response, i hope you can get past what ever makes you act that way

>>729153
Look how much could be won.
Imagine $2.50 pokes

>>729319
i just watched some foreign cunt build a cabin in the bush
the channels I subscribe to need to start churning out more content so I don't have to watch random shit

>>729158
The new one by RiDley Scott?

>>729324
yeah mang

>>729318
nikocado apeocado

>>729319
Docker Tutorial for Beginners [FULL COURSE in 3 Hours]

>>729327
how was the post an "incel" post?

>>729305
Request a bunch of commercial sample packs from a ukranian flour mill, put down the address of local Russian restaurants.

>>729331
I do not care for any of the Slavshits.

>>729333
Answer the question, stop being a retard.

Was watching some assassin's creed videos. Are there any video games set in the bronze age?

>>729335
Age of Empires.

Have a blessed day Neets, o7

>>729270
Pippa?

>>729316
I'm a bit emabrassed to say I didn't go tonight. Tomorrow I will break this (nearly a month long) lifting drought and move some iron.

>>729317
I'll be checking him out in the mirror and admiring his bulge.

>>729338
henya is better

>>729341
Does she have a song as good as this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGMAUos24ow [Embed]

Bob Sega

>>729342
dweeb

remind me to get up early tomorrow noots

5.8/2.8
no wonder I feel cold

>>729342
But this song is not good.

>>729345
For the job interview? Good luck!

>>729339
I didn't go either. Need to stop being a lazy cunt

>>729348
no I'm not him
I need to do some washing and coding

AA meeting tomorrow 12pm SHARP

>>729344
seethe

>>729352
no

>>729353
you're crying

>>729351
monk?

i adopted myself

now if you believe, they put pajeet on the moon, yeah-yeah yeah yeah. Hey baby!

pumped full of lithium

>>729355
Alc-aholic's Anonymous not Troon-aholic's

He's going to ban me for that one.

>>729360
i will perform a spell that makes you immune

>>729362
Last time you cast that it only protected his arse from banning

>>729363
that wasn't me

>>729319
female roommate's bikini try-on videos

im watching an youtube

>>729362
preeshee8 it

>>729367
he's a hack fraud

Possum banned me once.
He banned me real good, no other BO has banned me quite like that.

>>729370
no other bo has even the fraction of the power possum has on an off day

all tattoos are retarded

>>729253
c'mon I'm not that bad

>>729279
>We have three or four of them now apparently.
t. >>729280
just call me gypsy neet or smth idfk, it's getting to confusing

>>729337
thanks

>>729375
*too

How out of place would Alison Brie look in Romania?

>>729379
not at all
not all women are pale, but there are plenty

Jews must burn
Ruzzionia must burn
Русский значит жыдовский

>>729345
Wake up

Gas the kikes

Аfter ww2 jews using bi-polar model of the world to rule the planet
Moscow and newyork are 2 jewish poles
When people in one country try to remove jewish power, another country make nuklear threat on it.
We all remember caribbean crisis
Now kike tryin to keep ruzzia from deimperalisation, they need it to be in power
When ruzzia falls, people in usa will make antijewish revolution freely

morning neets

>>729387
Evening, fella.
It seems someone wants some official attention, so some similar posts can be expected to appear. Probably won't be like the mong spammer. Try to ignore. IP hops however.

Kikeshit is spreadin'

>>729387
Good morning NEET.

Two weeks
>Trump says he is about to be arrested again after letter confirms he’s target of Jan 6 grand jury
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-jan-6-investigation-jack-smith-b2377386.html

Don't understand what's going on unna, white dog problem

>>729395
Probably another late explosion. Deleting those posts will probably trigger one today, tonight or sometime in the immediate future.

>>729396
>late
*late night

>>729384
you should have phoned me

might hunt for vampires and goblins after lunch

feeling woe'd, might get some supermarket cakes or something to cheer me up

It's falling out of me.

>>729401
we have to start beating these nerds up when you're done

did a fart lol

>>729399
One qt vampire please.

Monk is 503
Weber is 413
Cruisey is 200

>>729405
10K is 411

7.4/2.1
I can't survive this much longer.

>>729407
You need to move somewhere warmer.

>>729402
I will stand there giving a disconcerting nod.

>>729407
Sleep tight.

put 7 each of socks cumdies singlets and tshirts in the washing machine
it will probably catch fire due to the inch of white plaster covering it

I have a spicy squirt coming. Black instants be damned.

The neetly brew. Hot from the bot.

>>729410
Posso's Dark Side.

>>729387
MORNING

https://voca.ro/1gY5y3l7KLkE
how the fuck do you even play this properly?
I'm just too stupid to understand the divine intellect

>>729418
get a metronome app for your phone and slow down