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NEET General #716 - ''Chin chin!'' Edition NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No. 730011
What is your favourite wine, NEETs?

OLD: >>729000


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.730012 del
SA BEST A


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.730013 del
How does he do it?


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:06 [Preview] No.730015 del
Too scared to open my emails


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.730022 del
>>730015
I get that sometimes, but more individual messages, where I can see the sender and subject.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.730028 del
>>730011
Now this is a good thread for once.
I like this thread.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.730029 del
smelly feet neet


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.730030 del
How is it even possible this thread is worse than the last?


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.730031 del
>>730030
the common element is (you) my friend, if you'd just leave, that would improve things a bit


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.730032 del
Cruisey how much do you want?
I want a bouncy ball but wonder if they can handle 110kg+


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.730033 del
>>730030
you're just jealous this one is better than yours


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.730034 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FRZzUh9hcTo [Embed]


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:17 [Preview] No.730035 del
This thread has style and pizzazz, the last two threads smelled like somebody cooked a poo in them.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.730036 del
razamataz!


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.730037 del
Had to bring the washing in due to sudden rain, now I am cold.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.730038 del
bachelor of arts should be banned


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.730039 del
>>730038
It should just be restricted to classical literature, history, etc. Not women's studies and the like.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:29 [Preview] No.730040 del
fucking wireless mouse isn't working, can't play games now, very upset


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.730041 del
>>730039
women shouldn't be taught to read, it's of absolutely no benefit to society


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.730042 del
>>730039
should be banned


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.730043 del
>>730037
Think warm thoughts.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.730044 del
>>730041
That's a separate issue to a BA.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.730045 del
>>730042
It is a requirement before studying Law.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:35 [Preview] No.730046 del
>>730045
should ban jews as well


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.730047 del
>>730040
wired keyboards and mice are the best


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.730048 del
>>730047
Much less to go wrong.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.730049 del
we cannot be caged


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.730050 del
Big Brother: /ausneets/


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NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.730052 del
>>730051
/ausneets/ has fallen


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.730053 del
>>730052
Taken down by half an orange.
Woe.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.730054 del
And back towards Lebanon priests ascending


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.730055 del
>>730053
His gluttony got the better of him.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:47 [Preview] No.730056 del
>>730055
It happens to the best of us.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.730057 del
might give myself food poisoning to lose some weight


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.730058 del
>>730057
I heard raw chicken makes you shit yourself


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.730059 del
>>730047
I use a big tv as my monitor so I have to sit well back. Having a wireless keyboard and mouse meant I didn't have to have wires across the floor.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.730060 del
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Got a stuck battery out of a pricey flashlight. It leaked of course and it took an hour of fussing and scraping but now it works again. Not going to keep batterys in torches im not using any more since this is the second time of late that I've been caught out like this. I sympathize with the poor urchins in the battery factories in lands afar but surely they could put a bit more care and attention into their wares. Also got the PS4 controller talking to the new wireless thingamabob and had a go at soldering up a proper earth stake for the house.
Might play some video game after tea.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.730061 del
>>730059
That's fair enough, I use a big monitor as my tv.
It is annoying getting up for next episode.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.730062 del
>>730060
i'll take the battery


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:54 [Preview] No.730063 del
Mummybot relying on me to fix her office365 account and edit her resume the day before applying to a new job
Not happy


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:55 [Preview] No.730064 del
Feed = power
Batteries store power
Therefore
batteries = food
????


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>>730061
>It is annoying getting up for next episode.
It is WOE


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.730066 del


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.730067 del
>>730063
Be a good son.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.730068 del
Ok, episode 3 of black mirror is still transcoding, we're going to have to watch episode 2 while we wait for it to finish.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.730069 del
>>730064
Yes. I only eat Plutonium cause high in calories.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.730070 del
Got a steak and onion pie and a cuppa ready fo the show.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.730071 del
>>730070
might make some green tea


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.730072 del
>>730069
Smart.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:01 [Preview] No.730073 del
ok neets, we're watching Black Mirror https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.730074 del
>>730067
She used to have high level access to dos terminals at commbank back in the day. Annoys me that she has delegated all computer tasks to her sons since then and now can't move a file between folders or navigate a webpage.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:09 [Preview] No.730075 del
oh no she vapes


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.730076 del
>>729800
>haunted by sobriety
>the detective trips as he is mostly whisky
>my aim is alcohol
Good lines, ending required more details.

>>729832
Would this mean that all machines with OpenSSH from 2010 are exploitable? I only read a fraction of that txt document.

>>729847
Living the dream.

>>729854
You can be Dave3.

>>729869
Good news about her today.

>>729884
Commune when?

>>729888
True. RIP.

>>729915
JUST

>>729921
King.

>>729944
The NEET had a good guess.

>>729954
All the culture.

>>729955
Based.

>>729962
Depends.
>Telstra to axe almost 500 jobs in cost-cutting drive
https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/telstra-to-axe-almost-500-jobs-in-cost-cutting-drive-20230720-p5dpve.html
>Atlassian to axe 500 jobs ‘with the heaviest of hearts’
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/mar/07/atlassian-to-axe-500-jobs-with-the-heaviest-of-hearts
>The $26 billion design startup Canva refuses to conduct layoffs. So it’s shifting employees into new roles
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/26-billion-design-startup-canva-114447670.html

>>729968
>IKTF
He's a
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AEVaK0e1kTE [Embed]

>>729969
Have some metamucil.

>>729970
True needful.

>>729980
Based.

>>729990
You should ask Local for his day rate as Dave3.

>>729992
kek

>>729998
>>729999
Thanks Wizzy.

>>730000
Thanks Dan.

>>730003
Thanks Wizzy.

>>730027
Good ending post.

>>730011
Much better quality OP.

>>730012
>>730013
How?

>>730015
Open them for me.

>>730032
You can be Dave4.

>>730035
kek

>>730056
True.

>>730060
Interesting story, good to hear it is resolved.

>>730062
How many do you have now?

>>730069
I agree with >>730072

>>730074
Why did she leave?


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.730077 del
gonna shit then wash my arse, brb


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:16 [Preview] No.730078 del
>>730076
Many (you)'s well posted.
Come and watch tv


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:19 [Preview] No.730079 del
>>730078
Thank (You)!
I have missed too much of the episode. I will watch it later tonight and attend tomorrow if the third episode and final episode of the first season is on.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.730080 del
>>730079
We might be switching to the 3rd one when it's ready, not sure


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.730081 del
>>730080
I will catch up over the weekend then. I should be in bed by the time it starts.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.730082 del
>>730079
the episodes are each independent


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.730083 del
Lots of misunderstanding about Black Mirror on this board


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NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.730085 del
>>730083
There was an understanding of it on this board?


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.730086 del
>>730085
I think you misunderstood his post.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.730087 del
>>730085
Possum helped me understand something once.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.730088 del
Poor Guillermo.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.730089 del
My investment in ASX:NSQ dropped .85% today. Might put another $500 in it


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.730090 del
possum has a mirror that makes you look black


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.730091 del
he calls it the neggerspiegel


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.730092 del
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farted after washing my arse...


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NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.730094 del
gonna build a url shortener
map hrefs to a regex uuid value
simple as


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.730095 del
>>730094
New React project?


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:51 [Preview] No.730096 del
i wish i could share these farts with all of you


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.730097 del
>>730096
Bottle 'em!


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.730098 del
>>730096
Describe them in great detail


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.730099 del
>>730096
Put them in bottles and sell them on ebay.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.730100 del
twitch trolling again


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NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.730102 del
At the NEET Commune we shall hold fart sampling parties.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.730103 del
Think I'm getting meth flashbacks looking at the stock market


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.730104 del
We might watch episode 3 of black mirror tomorrow, since neet film critics insist that it's good


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.730105 del
that sheila was in downton abbey
knew i knew its face somewhere


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.730106 del
>>730105
Are her boobs publicly available?


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.730107 del
>>730106
yeah she was in the original fappening


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.730109 del
>>730108
>>730107
Many boobs.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:17 [Preview] No.730110 del
from memory one of the videos of her was very embarassing... like her farting in the bath or something


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.730111 del
>>730110
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QSA-yHzkvP8 [Embed]


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.730112 del
>>730111
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GX40R2WtjlE [Embed]


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.730113 del
>>730112
https://youtube.com/watch?v=St7X_TcGiS8 [Embed]


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.730114 del
maybe nap time


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>>730110
it's worse


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.730116 del
my shipment of bed heaters should arrive by december for the christmas chills


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.730118 del
>>730114
may you have sweet erotic dreams


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NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.730120 del
>>730116
Make a Christmas Chilli to go with it.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.730121 del
>>730118
only for 30 minutes


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.730122 del
>>730119
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M7pL6ucR9A [Embed]


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.730123 del
When did the bbc stop requiring its presenters to have posh RP accents? It's degenerate.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.730124 del
cold


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.730125 del
>>730124
I've been cold all day.


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board dead


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.730127 del
Got the powerball and 3 numbers but they haven't put prizes up yet


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.730128 del
>>730127
Well done neet.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.730129 del
$20, that was disappointing


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.730130 del
>>730126
Gook evening.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:50 [Preview] No.730131 del
>>730127
I got 4 numbers and no pb, which is worth nothing apparently


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.730132 del
>>730127
$19.75


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.730133 del
>>730131
They are bastards.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.730134 del
>>730127
Cashed Up NEET.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.730135 del
Lotto is a fickle whore she rubs her arse on you now and then but always ends up sucking someone else off.


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It is time.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.730137 del
I forgot to bring the bins in


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>>730136
Ready.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:05 [Preview] No.730139 del
>>730137
They'll be there tomorrow.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:06 [Preview] No.730140 del
>>730139
Someone else might rubbish them overnight.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.730141 del
>>730139
I just went and rescued them.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.730142 del
stop playing the lottery jew you morons


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.730143 del
Yes there is better things to spend your money on NEETs have you tried my rum recently?


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.730144 del
>>730136
Me on the left.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:16 [Preview] No.730145 del
>>730144
Me freaking out 2nd from right


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.730146 del
>>730131
much like your existence


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.730147 del
wouldn't mind some chocolate


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.730148 del
Eating BEANS


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.730149 del
>>730011
Thank you, o7

Have a blessed day Neet bros, o7


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:42 [Preview] No.730150 del


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.730151 del
The university educated laptop class are destroying this country.
The culture of our forefathers has died with this generation


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NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.730153 del
Cruisey stole my laptop when we were at Uni.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.730154 del
Feelin alright


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Based Tiffo posting in polru


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.730156 del
what are your thoughts on vocal fry neets?


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 12:27 [Preview] No.730157 del
You watchiing teh Ashes, Cruisey?


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.730158 del
Bought a pillow. Should've bought one earlier. I forgot how nice they are. It's been five years since I've had one.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.730159 del
>>730155
Leave them alone, you queer.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.730160 del
>>730159
I think the neet that used to encourage NIGA drama is trying to use tiffin and /polru/ for the same entertainment.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.730161 del
I saw a 5/10 white woman with a pajeet today and a 7/10 with one yesterday.
What the fuck is wrong with the women in this country?


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.730162 del
>>730160
It's IGA, he does it on other boards as well.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 14:21 [Preview] No.730163 del
>>730162
IGA is getting tiffin to post on /polru/ or he is doing it and blaming tiffin?


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.730164 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XVON0vP8k4s [Embed]


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.730165 del
Got banned on twitch and discord again
The streamer with 1500 viewers did a whole bit about how I'm a stupid incel because I was talking shit about indians, didnt even realise he was giving me air time. Classic streamer retards who do the fake exaggerated dr disrespect personality trope thing. Love it


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NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No.730167 del
I wonder if God will forgive us for the disappointment we've afflicted onto our mothers


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.730168 del


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 18:58 [Preview] No.730169 del
they have sent me another meeting request to redo the interview i bailed on lel


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 19:11 [Preview] No.730170 del
>>730158
Upwards ascending neet


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.730171 del
morning neetbros


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NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.730173 del
>>730100
good neet


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.730174 del
>>730151
with a few exceptions, all academicians are even more stupid than the average 9-5 wagie
the only difference that sets them apart is the vocabulary and the pretentiousness
>>730153
didn't do nothin b0ss


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.730175 del
>>730170
>Upwards ascending
Unexpected turn of events.

>>730171
Evening fella.

>>730172
I only eat just a little. Cuts down cooking and consuming time.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.730176 del
>>730175
it also cuts down the time needed to clean the dishes


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.730177 del
>>730163
All the personas in the world to pick from and you still can't make one that people like.
Lol.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.730178 del
>>730169
Thats good news.


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NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.730180 del
>>730171
>>730175
>>730179
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.730181 del
harrumph


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 21:50 [Preview] No.730182 del
>>730175
What did you have for dinner?


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It's Fat Bitch Friday boys!


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NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.730186 del
>>730183
Could have used one of those the last few nights to keep me warm.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.730187 del
It's going to be a bad day. ABC haven't uploaded their Friday quiz. The seven or so new YouTube videos from channels I'm subscribed to are shit. Meeting at 9am. Woe.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 22:36 [Preview] No.730197 del
>>730187
Many such cases. Good luck NEET.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 22:50 [Preview] No.730199 del
>>730188
>>730189
>>730190
>>730191
>>730192
>>730193
>>730194
>>730195
>>730196
Oh dear, pepe has suffered a reboot into weeabo normiespace.


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 23:00 [Preview] No.730201 del
feeling woe'd, might play some vidya


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 23:03 [Preview] No.730202 del
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it's gonna be a beautiful day


NEET 07/20/2023 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.730203 del
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>>730202
Not on my watch.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.730204 del


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.730205 del
>>730165
Spin up a new one!


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.730206 del
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>thinking about the time cruisey did this


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 01:11 [Preview] No.730207 del


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 01:12 [Preview] No.730209 del


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.730210 del
>>730208
Well I'm safe.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 01:23 [Preview] No.730211 del
>>730204
I think that neet is schizophrenic. Nuro can post quite openly and he just insists it is IGA.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.730212 del
I haven't even pooed today.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.730213 del
Did a poo. I can feel I need another already. Fuck me dead. It is all catching up with me.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 01:41 [Preview] No.730214 del
>>730213
You're safe from alzheimers at least.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 01:44 [Preview] No.730215 del
I cannot wait for the BO to get back.
I shall give him at least four (4) elbow pics.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.730216 del
Third poo in 30 minutes.
Ridiculous.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.730217 del
Wonder if Monk will lend me $500


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 02:29 [Preview] No.730218 del
>>730215
Lucky fella.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 02:45 [Preview] No.730219 del
In a foul mood. Might get drunk to take the edge off.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.730220 del
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NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.730221 del
is red rooster fried chicken any good?


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.730222 del
>>730209
Good afternoon NEET.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.730223 del
>>730221
dunno
their double spicy boig is good though


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No.730224 del
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NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.730226 del
>>730224
>Wikihow - how to eat ice cream next to lesbians


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.730227 del
>>730221
I don't eat it often but it always seems very average.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.730228 del
possum instructed me to lick it once


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.730230 del


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.730231 del
>>730230
Forgot to use the Australian flag, IGA.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.730232 del


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.730233 del


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.730234 del
im mummy's special boy


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.730235 del
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Tonight on womboflix will be episode 3 of Black Mirror - the neet critically acclaimed The Entire History Of You

Tomorrow will be the neo-noir LA Confidential (1997) and Sunday Local Hero (1983)


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.730236 del
>>730235
An interesting line up. Looking for to it all.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.730237 del
>>730231
>everyone is IGA


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.730238 del
Why is the board so quiet lately?


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.730239 del
>>730234
She often laments you not being more like Weber.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.730240 del
>>730238
the alchos are still asleep and I've been tied up all day with bullshit


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.730241 del
Might go to Dan's.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.730242 del
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NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.730243 del
Dunno what Bill did, but he "has gunk coming out of his eyes and can't see" and is being taken to the doctor now and wont be visiting this weekend


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.730244 del
>>730239
i try to send an angry email every day


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.730245 del
>>730240
>alchos
*gooners


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.730246 del
>>730243
terrible working conditions under you


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.730247 del
>>730244
You're not supposed to send them to her, you're supposed to send them to people in customer service roles. The more racist and unhinged the better.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.730248 del
>>730243
A true miracle.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.730249 del
>>730246
webber popped his eyeballs with a bb gun


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.730250 del
>>730247
i still think hand written is better so i can cry onto it like he does


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.730251 del
>>730241
I was there earlier.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.730253 del
>>730250
I heard he just uses a straw to place a few drops of mondster on the page


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.730254 del
he tried using dare once and they thought it was fecal matter


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.730255 del
>>730243
webby's plaster has proved too powerful for bill


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.730256 del
>>730255
it's a vintage mix of asbestos and horse hair


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.730257 del
>>730252
that whore should have every cent taken from it


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.730258 del
>>730243
Poor long suffering Bill.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.730259 del
>>730243
It is that asbestos you threw in the bin instead of disposing of properly.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.730260 del
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>>730247
>The more racist and unhinged the better.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.730261 del
i sliced two onions today


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.730262 del
>>730261
your crying


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.730263 del
Might visit Motherbat and have a pepper pie tomorrow


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.730264 del
First back for the Veronicas:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PE8XM1gHEno [Embed]


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.730265 del
Night noots.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 16:22 [Preview] No.730266 del
are we back? was a hard day being taxed with no board


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.730267 del
morning
was the site down?


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.730268 del
>>730267
Morning, yes.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.730269 del
>>730266
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.730270 del
have any neets tried to switch energy providers to save money? Do they jew you in some way?


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.730271 del
>>730270
They all jews


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.730272 del
>>730270
There are a few ways electricity is charged. All day rate or different rates throughout the day. Most cheaper provider use different pricing throughout the day. Depends on how you use your power as that might be good. Look around using a current bill you have to see they can beat it. If you're DSP sometimes those pensioner rates can be better sometimes. Again look around and use a spread sheet to compare your last bill.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 20:30 [Preview] No.730273 del
>>730270
>>730272
Start and exit fees are also something you have to be aware of.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No.730274 del
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NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 20:44 [Preview] No.730275 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.730276 del
>>730274
Good morning NEET.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.730277 del
>>730274
morning neet


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.730278 del
How many bowel movements do neets have a day? I have one, after I drink coffee, and I thought that was normal and healthy


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.730279 del
Salam alaykum


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.730280 del


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.730281 del
In a born to shit forced to wipe kind of mood


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 21:23 [Preview] No.730282 del
>>730281
May the poo be with you.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.730283 del
garn walk down to the bakery to get some neet treats, you neets want anything?


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 21:35 [Preview] No.730284 del
>>730283
One neat NEET treat please.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.730285 del
>>730270
Tried twice, the companies try to confuse you and they're all offering basically the same price. I'm very angry about this.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.730287 del
>tfw thinking about Monk's second interview


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.730288 del
>>730283
Sausage roll thanks.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.730289 del
Prolapse of the NEET soul


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.730291 del
>>730278
Ive been told that between 3 a day, and 1 every 3 days is normal.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.730292 del
SpreadsheetNEET
$35 up yesterday, might test it again this morning.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.730293 del
Had to go to the gp.
I have a rash on my eyelids, apparently infected eczema.
Been a cunt for a few days.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.730294 del
>>730292
>might test it again this morning.
Following the system?


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.730295 del
>>730293
Sounds like a painful
EYE SCRATCH


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.730296 del
>>730294
They taste best before 10am.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.730297 del
>>730296
Give it a good rub for me.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.730298 del
>>730286
I'm no good with that kind of shit. Failed to get on cenno either.

T. Illiterate neet


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 22:23 [Preview] No.730299 del
>>730298
>Failed to get on cenno either.
You need UMM PTY LTD. Please wait for a call from the next available Cruisey / Dave.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.730300 del
>>730293
Hope it feels better soon.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 22:38 [Preview] No.730301 del
I might give a NEET body dismorphia


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 23:25 [Preview] No.730304 del
$50 in, $100 out. 5 mins.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 23:27 [Preview] No.730305 del
>>730297
Two finger pokes. Like he wants it.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 23:29 [Preview] No.730306 del
>>730291
> 1 every 3 days
Is this the secret of webby's cloggers? Poo abstinence followed by frantic poo edging for days?


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 23:30 [Preview] No.730307 del
>>730238
Everyone is sick of the shit eater trying to cause trouble.


NEET 07/21/2023 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.730308 del
Is there a wolfenstein mod that makes the nazis the heroes?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.730309 del
decided I don't really like black mirror


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 00:14 [Preview] No.730310 del
>>730306
He shids a lot more than that.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.730311 del
A LOT


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 00:21 [Preview] No.730312 del
>>730274
fucking hell
for a sec I thought I was so drunk I forgot to shitpost


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 00:24 [Preview] No.730313 del
just witnessed some police station kino
4 gypsies started quarrelling
they shouted curses at each other from the top of their lungs and threatened to kill each other (among other things)
they really made my day


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.730314 del
>>730313
Same as boongs.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.730315 del
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>>730313
we should put all the gypsies and boongs in a concentration camp together. They would breed a new type of toxic human garbage to be shipped to wherever the jew homeland is after a couple of generations.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 01:29 [Preview] No.730316 del
(1.21 MB 270x480 jack_daniels_blya.mp4)


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.730317 del
no energy, can't even use my shift key


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.730318 del
>>730313
Wonderful.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 01:51 [Preview] No.730319 del
>>730317
You need an NDIS assistant to press it for you.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.730320 del
>>730302
She'll be right.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.730321 del
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Should I learn a trade neets? Which one?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.730322 del
>>730321
Bill like trades.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.730323 del
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>>730321
Why not drop in your C.V. in, next time you replenish your supply of exciting beverages at my closest cellar. If you have been using your DanCard™ then we will already have your statistics and all of your personal details minus half your passwords so you're already well down the pathway from customer to loyal cellarman. Just Ask for the head cellarman, he'll be the one without the tracking bracelet on his ankle.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.730324 del
>she has inspired me to clean my room


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.730325 del
>>730323
Thanks Dan.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.730326 del
>>730314
yup
>>730315
I don't want to have anything to do with them
nor should any other civilized person
we should just send all of them to africa or smth idk
>>730316
kek
>>730318
yup


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.730327 del
Might read some more lovecraft graphic novels today.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:32 [Preview] No.730328 del
that dilmah dude died


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.730329 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.730330 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.730331 del
>>730328
damn he was old


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.730332 del
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Can that NEET who subscribes to him please post Decline's latest OF photos here? I would appreciate it. I hope that troll mode pic of him a couple of weeks ago was just a bad angle. Poor fella.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.730334 del
weber gave me a double nipple cripple last night


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.730335 del
>>730334
Substantial hardness?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.730336 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.730337 del
>>730336
Take your sports bra off.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.730338 del
>>730335
they fell off again


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 02:55 [Preview] No.730339 del
I'm going to vote no on the voice as revenge for them renaming my favourite cheese.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.730340 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.730341 del
>>730339
Meh I never bought it because nigger branded cheexe anyway.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.730342 del
#justice4coon


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.730343 del
>>730332
you and 'that NEET' are beyond salvation
may god have mercy on your souls
what's left of them


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.730344 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.730345 del
>>730343
I bet it's the same one that was infatuated with that goofy eyed lolcow


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.730346 del
>>730345
Olive has a name, use it please


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.730347 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.730348 del
Ryan, one of those weird unisex names. Pronounced Ree-anne. A girl. Yes.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.730349 del
>>730348
Have you lived under a rock your entire life?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.730350 del
>>730349
Take your sports bra off.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:21 [Preview] No.730351 del
Woke up.
I hope spreadsheet NEET has updated my tab.
Both the $35 yesterday and the $50 today.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.730352 del
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scrolling through youtube, hitting 'do not recommend channel' on all female presenters


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.730353 del
>>730350
Stop being a retard.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.730354 del
>>730352
This is also why the US pulled out of afganistan so fast and why AI image generation because popular. 4chan figured that agents were using AI image generation to create fake families and once the opposition figured out the details of artificial image generation they were able to connect the dots to other agents. The image generation as the reason is still not confirmed but 4chan already knew of the compromised spy network.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.730355 del
I've been posting by myself on wrongthink.net since 5am


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.730356 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:39 [Preview] No.730357 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.730358 del
>>730356
Is he also incapable of muscle growth?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.730359 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.730360 del
>>730356
Thanks NEET. He's avoiding body shots, it is hard to tell how his gym progress is going. It looks like he might be skipping leg day.
I am a bit concerned that he is seemingly sexualising his gym going now. Coomer life. I don't think he's going to make it.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.730361 del
>>730359
it's not funny


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.730362 del
Have any of you ever done trainhopping?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.730363 del
>>730361
yes it is


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.730364 del
I also posted "I Am Nigger" on endcorner, womboflix, and movierandom. The strange people on movierandom just said "no you're not" and "I am zigger".


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.730365 del
>>730355
I saw an olive.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:48 [Preview] No.730366 del
>>730360
>I don't think he's going to make it.
He's going to gape it!


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.730367 del
Just woke up. Dreamt about the gen again. Severely woed.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.730368 del
>>730367
>woke up
big mistake


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.730369 del
emptied the piss draw, cum chair isn't fragrant today


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.730370 del
Thinking about feed.
Looked up red rooter vouchers, there's a $10 boig deal but it's not that great.
Should eat.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.730371 del
>>730351
morning


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.730372 del
England lead by 162


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.730373 del
>>730370
I am having curry for dindins


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:27 [Preview] No.730375 del
>>730327
The illustrations really take away from what made his works so compelling. It was imperative (you) create those pictures in your own mind.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:29 [Preview] No.730376 del
>>730317
you need to shift it to a more convenient location


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.730377 del
>>730304
Garn try that king schnitty challenge?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:30 [Preview] No.730378 del
On stando 9.5-11.4


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.730379 del
>>730377
Cruisey wouldn't enter Da Schnit House. No la di da enough.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.730380 del
>>730278
dunno, keep forgetting...


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.730381 del
>>730263
Hope she's well.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.730382 del
>>730381
She's fine. Bit annoying.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:37 [Preview] No.730383 del
>He asked after Motherbat and not the pie


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:38 [Preview] No.730384 del
>>730283
Yes, greentext the bakery experience please.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.730385 del
>>730376
Smart.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.730386 del
>>730321
Electricity


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.730387 del
>>730354
comma/s


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.730388 del
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based egg shaped gentleman


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.730390 del
>>730321
The younger NEETs should learn the bakery and pastry making trades for when we make The Commune.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.730391 del
we need a neet who can dig a hole


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.730392 del
>>730391
I can supervise the hole digging.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.730393 del
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>YOUR SAY: Should hot chips be banned from community canteens? 🍟
>Best enjoyed coated in chicken salt and doused in tomato sauce at a local footy game - hot chippies are a beloved Aussie staple.
>But in a push to promote healthy eating in line with new guidelines from the state government, a local Melbourne council is cracking down on all deep fried delicacies cooked in built-in fryers.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.730394 del
>>730383
The lost pie post is gone forever.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.730395 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.730396 del
>>730394
Pie in the sky.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.730397 del
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>>730395
Do you think trev follows the tradie diet?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.730398 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:04 [Preview] No.730399 del
>>730397
I hope so.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.730400 del
>>729381
Okay, thanks. I mostly expect Romanians to look more like Spaniards or something but I think I am mostly basing that off the Romanian maths teacher I had in high school. She had quite dark hair and eyes.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.730401 del
>>730397
Trev wouldn't smoke meth


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.730402 del
>>730397
NEETs get to eat like tradies without all that having to do work.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.730403 del
>>730383
>'might' implies you/he may not have gone to motherbats nor eaten any pies, but this doesn't negate my statement


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.730404 del
>>730371
Morning cruise mogger
This is the second awakening today


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.730405 del
>>730403
If you were following along on wrongthink dot net, you'd know what transpired.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.730406 del
>>730401
You have to smoke meth to get a truck licence.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.730407 del
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>2 tickets to the new Tommy Shelby movie please mate


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.730408 del
>>730405
It's hard work keeping up these days.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.730409 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.730410 del
>>730379
I had coffee and a slice of banana caramel cake there yesterday.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.730411 del
>>730410
That is not schnitt
or beer


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:11 [Preview] No.730412 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.730413 del
I had a good schnitt this morning.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.730414 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:20 [Preview] No.730415 del
The event begins 4pm AEST. Prep your buttholes and shift keys.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:22 [Preview] No.730416 del
>>730414
Absolutely retarded.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.730417 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.730418 del
Beanie and fingerless gloves weather.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.730419 del
>>730418
I'm wearing matching Big W taupe hoodie (up) and tracksuit pants and white socks


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.730420 del
>>730416
It's handy if you're carrying a lot of groceries from the store. The groceries are in the backpack and the cans are on the vest.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.730421 del
>>730379
What an uppity schnithead.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.730422 del
>>730420
This guy is a pretty clever fella.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=H27InrF_eIs [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:30 [Preview] No.730423 del
>>730414
A U, got a loicence for that vest?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:34 [Preview] No.730424 del
Looks like today is another day of gooning and wanking.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.730425 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.730426 del
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This image reminded me of that one fat NEET.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:37 [Preview] No.730427 del
>>730424
Sounds good to me.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:40 [Preview] No.730428 del
Trying to have nap but bed cold


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.730429 del
Going to do a poo, have a shower, brush my teeth, then get on the goon.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.730430 del
I don't understand why that neet is still posting Olive videos.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 05:59 [Preview] No.730431 del
>>730429
Poo in the shower and brush your teeth with goon to save some time.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:00 [Preview] No.730432 del
>>730430
He is working through the trauma and embarrassment of the whole situation in his own way.
When he has accepted that "Olive" was and is a man he will be where he needs to be and will stop posting about it I think. He is not there yet.
The whole situation is quite sad.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.730433 del
garn the shops to get some coke and chocolate, you neets want anything?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:04 [Preview] No.730434 del
>>730432
At least he hasn't poo'd in his fry pan yet.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.730435 del
>>730434
I miss them both. RIP.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:05 [Preview] No.730436 del
>>730434
neet, I...


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.730437 del
>>730433
Get me some chocolate digestives please. The McVities brand, not your cheap imitations.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.730438 del
>>730433
One fresh olive please.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.730439 del
>>730437
You know he will just get the cheap ones.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:08 [Preview] No.730440 del
Why do the carnivore, keto and cave man diet people always tell you to eat beef? It is all $20+ a kilo. Can you eat chicken and pork instead? It is much cheaper.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.730441 del
>>730435
Helen would be watching over them.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:09 [Preview] No.730442 del
I'm running out of immodium. I have been up with severe GI discomfort the last two nights.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:10 [Preview] No.730443 del
>>730441
In the Great Green Bin in the Sky.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:14 [Preview] No.730444 del
>>730442
From binging or normal diet?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.730445 del
>>730438
You know they're always shrunken and prune like beneath the outer coating of makeup


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:15 [Preview] No.730446 del
>>730444
Normal diet. Have not been overeating.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.730447 del
>>730446
Have you been kind to your arse gnomes?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:25 [Preview] No.730448 del
Exciting finish to the footy. Carn Tiges.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.730449 del
>>730442
butt plug and a diaper


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.730450 del
When my guts were acting up the farts would have fired a buttplug through the wall.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:29 [Preview] No.730451 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.730452 del
>>730431
The poo went into hiding. I did the other things though.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.730453 del
>>730449
Wine cork and a chux.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.730454 del
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submitted my details within a minute of it starting


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.730455 del
gonna post a swear on here, just a warning


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.730456 del
>>730387
>comma/s


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.730457 del
>>730455
I'll dob on you.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:45 [Preview] No.730458 del
>>730457
dont be a dibber dobber


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.730459 del
>>730432
Olive isn't a man, just a lying whore.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.730460 del
>>730434
The things neets do for love...


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.730461 del
>>730449
>diaper


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.730462 del
Watching Scary Movie (2000).


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:49 [Preview] No.730463 del
>>730458
If he says a swear he's a bad home NEET and he should be put in gaol.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.730464 del
>>730432
>When
If.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.730465 del
>>730459
>Ryan isn't a man
One of those weird unisex names. lol.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.730466 del
>>730465
https://nameberry.com/babyname/ryan/girl
>The name Ryan is both a boy's name and a girl's name of Irish origin meaning "little king".
>This ultrapopular boys' name is rapidly becoming a hot name for girls; admired for its buoyant Irish spirit.
>Ryan returned to the Top 500 for girls in 2015 and will no doubt continue to climb further on the back of the success of blockbuster film Gravity.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 06:58 [Preview] No.730467 del
>>730466
It's just the shit eater doing his usual thing ignore him.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.730468 del
>>730467
>shit eater
I thought we only had a pan fryer here.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.730469 del
>>730465
Take your sports bra off.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.730471 del
At the commune all the NEETs will be referred to as Boong to avoid confusion.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.730472 del
>>730468
It's fair to assume a guy who shits in a pan and cooks it will eat it I think.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.730473 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.730474 del
one of us needs to step up to the plate and do what needs to be done


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.730475 del
we should start a spoopy youtube channel when we start our commune


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.730476 del
>>730471
Your a boong, Boong.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.730477 del
Cauliflower was a bit limp but salvageable unlike >>730356 and >>730357.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.730478 del
>>730440
Importing possum meat from NZ might be a better option.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:20 [Preview] No.730479 del
>>730439
McVilies


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.730480 del
>>730479
sensiblechuckle.jpg


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.730481 del
>>730477
Nothing worse than a limp cauli.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:27 [Preview] No.730482 del
>>730469
You couldn't handle the tan lines.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.730483 del
>>730412
>no string or tag
Half the pleasure of tea is the bobbing of the bag. Dilmah knew this (RIP).


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.730484 del
What does the commune need?
Demountables, chain link fence, privacy netting, razor wire, portapoty,latrine trench, wank container, shipping container bar, camp kitchen?

Maybe the kitchen could be in the container and the bar could be external... like a goon tap.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.730485 del
>>730440
eat roadkill


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.730486 del
>>730484
That sounds a bit concentration campy.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.730487 del
>>730486
It doesnt need thinkers or anyone questioning.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.730488 del
>>730487
Thinkers go in the latrine trench.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.730489 del
>>730411
I think the pub in salisbury does better scnitts, although I can only recall getting one from the one on sir don brad drive


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.730490 del
>>730412
>no doily or coaster
Savage.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.730491 del
>>730421
Their $15 boig and pint special is good.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.730492 del
>>730430
Relapse.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.730493 del
Prolapse.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.730494 del
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>>730484
Bean neet will simply fill up the troughs once a day with beans.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:39 [Preview] No.730495 del
>>730440
Chicken is not a real meat.
Pork is haram, for a reason.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.730496 del
Taxed again. 3 days in a row. Kidneys hurt. Mummybot got a new job and now wants to kick me out my comfy neet lair so she can work from home
I might have to get a job just to get out of the house


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.730497 del
>>730494
Those huts look pretty good too, maybe we should just get a pig farm.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.730498 del
>>730495
>Chicken is not a real meat.
What do you mean by this? Explain yourself.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.730499 del
>>730454
How do pixxa hut compare to dominoes?
Have they gone to shit too?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.730500 del
>>730497
Some NEETs will be confined in sow stalls.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.730501 del
>>730466
With parents that would name him a girls name, no wonder he splays his bussy for garters from internet men.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.730502 del
>>730484
>wank container
Good idea.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.730503 del
>>730494
We'll feed you legumes to fatten up that rind.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.730504 del
>>730500
They will make good crackling.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.730505 del
the ratio of curry sauce to chimpkin was a bit off


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:47 [Preview] No.730506 del
>>730498
I have. Theyve been bred for cock fighting and egg laying, not for poultry meat.
7000+ years of domestication, but only eaten for 2000 and that was due to famine.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.730507 del
Geddin the pig and ink, and the chiggin tandoori


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.730508 del
I don't think we should allow cock fighting at the Commune.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.730509 del
>>730388
My brain can't work out the rotation cycle.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:48 [Preview] No.730510 del
>>730508
Neet cocks dont work.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.730511 del
>>730508
Imagine the mess


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.730512 del
>>730509
You have to wear a three quarter length one twice and shorts on sunday.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.730513 del
>>730407
fucking white dog (((townhouses)))


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.730514 del
Free garlic bread.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.730515 del
>>730514
I'm not falling for that one again


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:51 [Preview] No.730516 del
>>730498
He's retarded.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.730517 del
>>730514
Two please.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.730518 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.730519 del
>>730481
Turned out delizioso!


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:53 [Preview] No.730520 del
I worked at a chicken farm and I can confirm chickens are fake.
We would mash up turnips into chicken shape and then stick feathers in them.
It's all a scam by Big Turnip.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.730521 del
>>730520
Chicken nuggets are actually made out of dinosaurs and dino nuggets are made out of chicken flavoured fish.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:56 [Preview] No.730522 del
>>730508
The wank container is for any neet who refuses to wear clothes or who faps openly.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.730523 del
How long does a sack last you neets? I can get a 4L/30 standard sack to last two days if I pace myself. Is this excessive?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.730524 del
>>730522
we shouldn't be wearing clothes at the commune


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.730525 del
>>730523
>I can get a 4L/30 standard sack to last two days if I pace myself
frugal neet


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.730526 del
>>730524
Bits might get caught on things.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:58 [Preview] No.730527 del
>>730523
When I get a bottle I drink 3/5 one night and the rest the next.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.730528 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.730529 del
>>730526
if that happens then that is god's will


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.730531 del
>>730527
A bottle of spirits?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:00 [Preview] No.730532 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.730533 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.730534 del
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LA Confidential (1997) will be playing in 1 hour on https://cytu.be/r/womboflix - come see big russ back when he was young and slim


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.730535 del
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>Ryan isn't a girl's name, Peter


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.730536 del
>>730534
I Am Nigger


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.730537 del
>>730523
got the sack 3 years ago, haven't worked since


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.730539 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.730540 del
>be me
>innaMcdonalds
>watching executives eat
>whole pile of food in middle of table
>They're grabbing fist fulls at random
>one executive with a mouth full tries to work out what they're eating
>is it chicken or fish?
>executives try several methods to work out what's in the other executives mouth
>burger count
>opening non eaten burgers
>checking reciept
>executive with mouth full of mystery burger became distressed
>claimed with mouth still full that they didn't like fish
>couldn't work out if eating mcfish or mcchicken
>swallowed after several minutes
>ate a whole sauce container to get rid of the taste
>of what was potencially a mcfish
>then ate two large fries
>by grabbing a fistfull
>eating the external parts
>then eating the ball inside their hand


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.730541 del
>>730523
My sacks lasted my whole life so far.
Bit of a personal question tbh.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:03 [Preview] No.730542 del
What accent does Pippa have? I figured she was just American but here
https://anon.cafe/l/res/114.html#q1291
They seem to think she is from Eastern Europe or South America.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.730543 del
>>730541
Very poorly bantered.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.730544 del
>>730499
always preferred their hawaiians and pepperonis over dominoes


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:05 [Preview] No.730545 del
>>730544
the old pixxa hut meat lovers used to be great, but i think they changed it in the last few years


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.730546 del
>>730543
You love it you slut.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:06 [Preview] No.730547 del
>>730400
>spaniards
ew hell no
the people who are that dark are either gypsy mutts or peasants who work in the fields all day every day


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:07 [Preview] No.730548 del
>>730545
They were great years ago, used to love the all you could eat deals.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:08 [Preview] No.730549 del
>>730548
people used to eat at the lizbef one and then do a runner and staff would be chasing them across the carpark


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:09 [Preview] No.730550 del
>>730549
I wouldn't be able to run fast in those circumstances.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.730551 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.730552 del
>>730548
why don't they have all you can eat pidser deals anymore?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.730553 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.730554 del
>>730552
We ate too much back then sorry


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:12 [Preview] No.730555 del
>>730496
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.730556 del
>>730552
/ausneets/ could bring a chain to its knees


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:13 [Preview] No.730557 del
>>730556
Based.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.730558 del
not sure ive got the energy to dump silverside into a pot of water and let it simmer for an hour


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.730559 del
>>730558
Simmer some silverside slacker


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.730560 del
>>730558
Can you reach the shift key yet?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.730561 del
>>730559
Well bantered.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.730562 del
>>730550
The sports bra is an executive dine and dasher's best friend!


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.730563 del
>>730556
By not shopping at Dan anymore?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.730565 del
>>730547
Turkey tp Portugal is one muddy wash.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.730566 del
>>730558
You can preassure cook corned beef


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.730567 del
>>730562
>dine and dash
wolf and waddle


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.730568 del
>>730563
When is .org and .net coming back?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.730569 del
>>730566
Silverside*


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.730570 del
>>730568
Posting this on .net, previous was via .org.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.730571 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.730572 del
>>730547
>>730547
I just looked up her name (I don't want to post it here due to the dox risk) but it seems she might've been a Jew.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.730573 del
>>730570
I just get a blank page for each...


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.730574 del
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>tfw your suburb is too bad home to have a Dan Murphy store


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.730575 del
>>730560
Well bantered.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.730576 del
>>730570
SSL error with a self-signed vmware cert


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.730577 del
>>730568
I'm on .org right now.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.730578 del
Got ripped off by old el passo.
These are the smallest ass taco shells I've ever seen. If they weren't on special I'd be mad


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.730579 del
>>730563
Steady on.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.730580 del
>>730576
Accept the risk!


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.730581 del
>>730564
Get him Dan.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.730582 del
>>730573
Do hard refresh.

>>730576
I dunno what websites you visit.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.730583 del
>>730582
it's alright
just remembered this laptop had hosts file entries for 127.0.0.1 for endchan.org and endchan.net from when possum was being mean to me and I didn't want to be here anymore


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.730584 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.730585 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.730586 del
>>730583
Possum put me in the oven and said if my posting didn't improve then next time he would light it once.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.730587 del
>>730585
Hey lads see you later on.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.730588 del
>>730583
You could host an endchan on your laptop.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:29 [Preview] No.730589 del
>>730588
I think he was getting a little extreme with his accusation. To believe there is a budget for licensing fees.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.730591 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y3jIkLwozRs [Embed]
This is about what I expect Romanians to look like.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.730592 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tzVJPgCn-Z8 [Embed]
Is there a name for this "climbing" sound with the string instrument (?) at the start?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:37 [Preview] No.730593 del
>>730591
These are Romanians:
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko

These are Hungarians from Transylvania:
https://invidious.protokolla.fi/watch?v=qUZppD_Zd0s
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qUZppD_Zd0s [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.730594 del
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>>730534
Please start the moofie now because I have to go at 8.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.730595 del
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Might have a choof before the movie.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.730596 del
>>730540
Have you been spying on me?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.730597 del
Awful poos
The days of gooning and those 8 slices of raisin toast last night have destroyed me


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.730598 del
>>730596
Wombosec sees all.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.730599 del
>>730592
It's guitar on the left channel and orchestral strings on the right.
If there is a name for that climbing riff, I don't know what it's called.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.730600 del
>>730595
It is not Wednesday my dudes.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.730601 del
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Ready.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.730602 del
>>730572
well
I have no words to say


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:55 [Preview] No.730603 del
>>730599
Cheers mate, I like the riff in any case. It really makes it feel like it is "going somewhere" if you know what I mean. In the sense that it serves to build anticipation.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.730604 del
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>>730601
We'll be there in a minute.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.730605 del
>>730604
Looking good.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.730606 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:05 [Preview] No.730607 del
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Less salty after eating eight BEAN tacos


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.730608 del
>>730607
You ate eight?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.730609 del
>>730607
Did the beans poison the image?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.730610 del
Today is THREE WEEKS since I haven't eaten sugar. I decided to celebrate by buying a candy bar with stevia. It doesn't taste any different than regular chocolate.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.730611 del
https://voca.ro/175nxj34hFXp
can't sing
plus drunk


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.730612 del
>>730610
Well done NEET.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.730613 del
>>730608
The box says 12, but as you can see the tacos are of a trivial size.
>>730609
Image is kill


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:08 [Preview] No.730614 del
>>730578
forgot to add nomber
>>730611


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.730615 del
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Maybe it's a cursed image


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.730616 del
>>730611
Good stuff.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.730617 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.730618 del
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Curs3d T4c0 f1le


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.730619 del
>>730618
One serving please.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:13 [Preview] No.730620 del
>>730618
Noice feed, worth the wait.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.730621 del
>>730618
>without sugar.
I approve.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.730622 del
>>730610
Going well neet.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:18 [Preview] No.730623 del
>>730618
Very nice.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.730624 del
>>730619
>One
means two


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.730625 del
>>730593
c'mon man I get we are suppodsed to not get gelong
but those are fucking gypsies for christ's sake
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ATty4i_Pmck [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0sWBB08oImA [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Vw_j5x5e8I [Embed]
these ones are a better reflection of what the average romanian looks like


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.730626 del
>>730624
Which means anal.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:26 [Preview] No.730629 del
>>730625
What about: >>730591 ?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:30 [Preview] No.730630 del
>>730625
Just busting your chops.
Do you know the youtube channel: Living Ironically in Europe? I recommend.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:33 [Preview] No.730631 del
>>730628
I would pronounce it:
>boooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooong
as if prööting the didgeridoo.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.730632 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.730633 del
>>730621
There's certainly none added, but these are sugar carrots and the premade salsa probably has... wait for it like 10% sugar.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:38 [Preview] No.730634 del
>>730630
Which was the original? Living ironically in Asia?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:39 [Preview] No.730635 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.730636 del
>>730633
>premade salsa probably has
Wait, you bought this shit? I thought you made it yourself. Well, that's a disappointment.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.730637 del
>>730633
Do I dare ask what the fuck a sugar carrot is?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.730638 del
>>730636
At least I make my own salsa-that-isn't-really-salsa-according-to-that-other-neet.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.730639 del
>>730634
Original?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.730640 del
>>730638
If it fits on a taco, it's a salsa.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:49 [Preview] No.730641 del
>>730636
The silver bag has salsa, it came with the shells.i didn't make the taco shells either because I don't have a corn field, a mule, a mill or a slaking oven.

I made the bean mix, the salad, I put it on a plate. 15 minutes


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.730642 del
>>730637
The supermarket ones that are $1 a bag, have no flavour, and are really just an orange sugar beet.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.730643 del
>>730618
Yummo. Theyre baby tacos.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.730644 del
>>730641
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:52 [Preview] No.730645 del
Who is the NEET with the bizarre views about poultry?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.730646 del
>>730639
Pretty sure some expat made a blog a decade ago and all these new ones spawned from it. I don't think it involved animoo


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.730647 del
>>730645
The red fowl was attracted out of the trees by the rice paddys in SEA and was not seen as food for its early domestication period.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:56 [Preview] No.730648 del
>>730646
>expat
*sexpat


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.730649 del
They barely laid eggs back then too, and probably only in nests in trees.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.730650 del
>>730647
>The red fowl
My fowl party suit is yellow.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.730651 del
>>730650
Not his crest or gobbler.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.730652 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tou2_QUVduc [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.730653 del
>>730646
The first video of Living Ironically in Europe was uploaded 4 years ago.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.730654 del
>>730650
I have a foul party suit.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.730655 del
>>730654
Gobbler stains.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.730656 del
>>730649
That's slander.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.730657 del
>>730566
not without a pressure cooker

>>730569
goldtop of peaed oxen*


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.730658 del
>>730628
slower
>>730629
there are some women who look like that
rare and incredibly obnoxious
you can tell by the lips shape, black hair, nad eyes


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.730659 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=r1YPoPVqL8g [Embed]

Love this


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.730660 del
>>730630
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
https://youtu.be/_8i9AibTSE0?t=56
I was there, mihain eminescu barlad, vaslui, 9th grade
the video is flipped


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:32 [Preview] No.730661 del
>>730653
I could say many things about this.
>>730657
Yes


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.730662 del
>>730647
What is your view on Turkeys?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.730663 del
>>730662
Vile american chickens.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.730664 del
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>>730618
You expect us to assemble our own?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.730665 del
>>730664
He is a terrible host I'm still waiting for a drink.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:45 [Preview] No.730667 del
>>730662
I'm turkeyed


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.730668 del
>>730666
Have some water before you go to bed.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.730669 del
>>730664
It goes in the trough


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.730670 del
>>730667
Well bantered.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.730671 del
Weber had lunch without offering Bill any once.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.730672 del
>>730666
Goodnight.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.730673 del
>>730671
Based.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.730674 del
>>730671
A FUCKIN BEEF RAGU!?!


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.730676 del
>>730666
Night.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.730677 del
Good game of footy tonight. Carn Power.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.730678 del
>>730666
Goon night. Sleep tight.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.730679 del
>>730675
>premix
That's for poofs.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.730680 del
Motherfucking goddamn orange peel beef.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:53 [Preview] No.730681 del
>>730679
remember it's only gay if you enjoy it.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.730682 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.730683 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.730684 del
Thinking about a bottle it is Saturday.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.730685 del
>>730684
Blow a glass one.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.730686 del
>>730685
To be more specific the bottle I was thinking about is full of whisky.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.730687 del
>>730662
They have lots of names


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.730688 del
>>730686
How many standards in one bottle?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.730689 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.730690 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:10 [Preview] No.730691 del
Considering a trip to the bottleo


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.730692 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.730693 del
>>730691
Too late now.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.730694 del
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>tfw still haven't found a new egirl


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.730695 del
>>730684
Then wagon tomorrow?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.730696 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.730697 del
>>730691
thinking about getting some solo and some munchies from woolies


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.730698 del
If I was Russell Crowe i would punch everybody in the face.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.730699 del
going bed


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.730700 del
>>730699
Good night NEET.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.730701 del
>>730699
Gnight NEET


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.730702 del
>>730695
I am only an occasional gooner.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.730703 del
I think it might be Cruisey talking shit about poultry. He is a bad seed.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.730704 del
>>730703
We all know what happened to Helen.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.730705 del
He is trying to justify his evil by dehumanising chickens.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.730706 del
>>730704
Raped and murdered and thrown into the green bin. RIP.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.730707 del
>>730694
Weber in a wig and lipstick will have to do.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.730708 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.730709 del
>>730707
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AEVaK0e1kTE [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.730710 del
Garn cregs


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.730711 del
>>730686
Motherbat put a dent in that Glenmorangie I dropped down here two weeks ago. She takes her ibuprofen with it before bed.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.730712 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.730713 del
>>730707
I've seen him on LTT.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.730714 del
>>730713
Weber would kill Linus


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.730715 del
>>730714
A whimsical episode.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.730716 del
>>730714
I mean Emily.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.730717 del
>>730713
Well bantered.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.730718 del
>>730592
>>730599
>>730603
"the strings are playing an ascending five note pattern (3 beats per bar) which rises half a tone (semitone) at a time - imagine on a keyboard playing every white and black note in turn. This is known as a chromatic scale and can be used to create tension"


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.730719 del
>>730661
>Yes
useless reply


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.730720 del
>>730719
Useless reply.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.730721 del
>>730718
>>730718
Cheers mate.
Do you know why we associate certain patterns of sound with tension like that? Is it related to emotions conveyed in human speech?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:44 [Preview] No.730723 del
>>730721
Not him, but we mentally expect musical passages to “resolve” and when they don’t it sort of triggers us.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.730724 del
>>730698
Especially in new York


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:45 [Preview] No.730725 del
>>730719
Useless reply


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.730726 del
>>730724
>Especially in new York
Could be the title of a Woody film.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.730727 del
Didn't go to bottleo
No point


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.730728 del
>>730727
Saturday night bottle-o crowd is rough and uncouth.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:01 [Preview] No.730730 del
>>730729
Big boy.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.730731 del
>>730729
Re-save it as a jpg


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.730732 del
>webp


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.730733 del
Good morning and have a blessed day Neets, o7


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:04 [Preview] No.730734 del
Exciting last quarter. Good game of footy.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.730735 del
>>730726
I was thinking more at the mountains of madness.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.730736 del
Lots of cursed files today


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.730737 del
>>730734
Who is playing?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.730738 del
>>730711
Wise old Bats recipe for a good nights sleep.
>>730727
I did it was cold outside.
>>730735
I read a comic today where a man played Monopoly with an Eldritch Abomination.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.730740 del
>>730737
Port Adelaide vs Collingwood.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:09 [Preview] No.730741 del
>>730728
There was a lot of people at the pub next to it, very noisy.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.730742 del
>>730729
Just cut out sugar. I lost 5% of my body weight in just three weeks.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:11 [Preview] No.730743 del
>>730738
>an Eldritch Abomination
My exact body type.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.730744 del
>>730741
You should have gone in.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.730745 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.730746 del
>>730744
I did think about it but I didn't take my smokes.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.730747 del
>>730742
What did you weigh?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.730748 del
>>730742
Well done NEET. You are looking good.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:17 [Preview] No.730749 del
>>730734
+$10 on the sydney win for me


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.730750 del
Very angry at guitarists.
Why can't they write music properly with a stave and notes?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.730751 del
>>730747
About the same as two normal people.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:22 [Preview] No.730752 del
That NEET didn't swear.


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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.730755 del
>>730750
Musicians are all unwashed layabouts.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:44 [Preview] No.730756 del
12
Feels like my nutsack has made camp in the centermost point of torso and lit a bonfire just to remain larger than an atom.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:47 [Preview] No.730757 del
>>730750
>>730750
>guitarists
That is your problem. They tend to have IQs below that of a boong.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 12:52 [Preview] No.730758 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rUR6tEsBO2o [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CCH0lrWQeus [Embed]
What are some other songs that are nostalgia trips for the Australia of the early to mid 2000s?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.730759 del
How can Ethiopia still exist?
They've been starving there since I was a kid surely they've all starved by now.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:05 [Preview] No.730760 del
>>730759
NIGGERS are born pregnant like tribbles.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.730761 del
>>730760
They must be feeding the dead to the babies


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.730762 del
>>730761
Weber said that failed race dogs get made into horse food for the race horses.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:09 [Preview] No.730763 del
>>730762
And then they wipe cats blood on the horses to make the dogs run faster.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:22 [Preview] No.730764 del
>>730757
t.drummer?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.730765 del
>>730757
What about boong guitarists?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.730766 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ADpHWOqE8i8 [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.730767 del
>>730762
My mum told me they make jelly out of horses hooves.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:34 [Preview] No.730768 del
>>730764
Flautist
But I also play the Irish tin whistle pretty well. Fuck off, no vocaroo.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:42 [Preview] No.730769 del
>>730768
I demand a vocaroo of you playing Molly Malone on the tin whistle.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.730770 del
>>730758
This >>730264 was you right?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:56 [Preview] No.730771 del
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>>730768
Sure do like wrapping your lips around phallic objects don't ya. And clearly jealous that guitarists get all the womenz while YOU. GET. NOTHING.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.730772 del
>>730771
You still owe us a musical.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.730773 del
WHERE IS OUR FUCKING MUSICAL YOU CUNT?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.730774 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.730775 del
>tfw no musical


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.730776 del
I called him out and now is afraid.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.730777 del
anyone here familiar with /tulpa/?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.730778 del
>>730776
You ate a poo


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.730779 del
And failed to deliver a musical


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.730780 del
(92.36 KB 486x542 penis.jpg)


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.730781 del
>>730772
YOU must have me confused with someone else...?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.730782 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.730783 del
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Goodbye fellow drinkin' fren >>>/b/47149


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:20 [Preview] No.730784 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.730785 del
>>730784
>I should have had real friends
>instead I got you guys


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.730786 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tou2_QUVduc [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.730787 del
>>730785
Okay then. I'm sorry it's my fault you have no real friends.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.730788 del
>>730787
Kek, is that the best you can come up with after 14 minutes?
You fucking dumb cunt.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.730789 del
>>730786
Well it's just you and me here bud. Still pisses me off that afro-haired faggot got to plow prime Vika.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.730790 del
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>>730788
>14 minutes
I'm watching shit on Youtube bro. Not everyone here - YOU - sits on this board ~18hours per day hittin' refresh.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.730791 del
You're getting into a mood now boy, was that your purpose?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.730792 del
I consider you my real friends. I have two irl friends but I am more comfortable with you guys and consider you lot here more reliable and trustworthy.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.730793 del
>>730790
Oh wow yeah, you got me there, except why are we even having this conversation if you are not iga?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:43 [Preview] No.730794 del
You kinda forgot that bit there bud.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.730795 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:46 [Preview] No.730796 del
BECAUSE IGA IS INNOCENT IT WAS ALL NURO I LOVE IGA AND I WANT HIS ARSE BABIES


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.730797 del
>>730793
Why bother to answer honsestly when everyone is I.G.A. to YOU...


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.730798 del
IGA, nuro, tiffin, they're all faggots and all ought to be banned on sight.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.730799 del
>>730789
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7MvWk8o2qnc [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.730800 del
>>730797
Why would someone who is not you keep defending you?
>>730798
I agree 100%.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:51 [Preview] No.730801 del
>>730796
Oh yes here we fucking go lads. It's MELTDOWN TIME.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.730802 del
>>730789
Do you think the bassist Georgia Weber is related?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.730803 del
At least nuro did entertaining stuff for our entertainment.




>that time he faked suicide at the beach


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 14:58 [Preview] No.730804 del
>>730800
Why would someone who isn't IGA be constantly bringing him up MONTHS after that person was banned??? If you were anymore transparent we'd fall through you without even looking!


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.730805 del
>>730804
So yu do't think he's a shit ating cocksucker then NEET?
Just post " I think iga is a worthless shit eating cunt" and I promise I will never mention it again.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.730806 del
*so you don't


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.730807 del
I think all of you are faggot cunts for liking any member of that trio.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.730808 del
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>>730800
>I samefage 100%


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.730809 del
Why would anyone who isn't iga have a problem typing that out?
Kek


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.730810 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5_pmKPWLBrE [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.730811 del
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Still not seing thatt post about iga not being a shit eating cunt mate.
LOL


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.730812 del
>>730810
Negresses often have nice voices.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.730813 del
I put meat in the oven for the night to dry. Wish me luck. This is my first dried meat.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.730814 del
>>730813
What meat are you drying?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.730815 del
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Let Official NEETlore show from this Moment Onwards that iga did indeed eat the shit and will not utter a word in his own defence.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.730816 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.730817 del
>>730799
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3bvvPBedFW0 [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.730818 del
Hello , if there is any NEETs that think iga did not in fact eat the shit after he steamed it this would be your last chance to say why.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.730819 del
>>730816
Did you marinate it or something first? I remember when mummybot made beef jerky once, that was fucking excellent.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.730820 del
>>730818
Because it was nuro that fried the shit and ate it as a display of love for IGA.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.730821 del
>>730812
when will we get a vocaroo from the missus


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.730822 del
>>730821
Ask cruisey.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.730823 del
>>730820
This souns like official NEETlore to me.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.730824 del
>>730819
Of course, 24 hours of marinating. Soy sauce, cilantro, paprika, agave syrup, pepper.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:29 [Preview] No.730825 del
>>730824
>cilantro
Coriander?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.730826 del
>>730825
Yeah. That's just the name on the package.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.730827 del
>>730826
Possum wote his name on my package more than once.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:42 [Preview] No.730828 del
>>730827
I'd like to write on your six-package, too.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.730829 del
Going to buy something nordy from Coles tomorrow such as a cake.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:44 [Preview] No.730830 del
>>730828
I never had one sorry NEET.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.730831 del
>>730829
NEETs deserve cake.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.730832 del
Going to brush my teefs and go to bed. Good night neets.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.730833 del
God damn that cauliflower was good.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:50 [Preview] No.730834 del
>>730832
G"night NEET


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:51 [Preview] No.730835 del
>>730829
think of how many mud cakes we'd go through each week at the commune


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:52 [Preview] No.730836 del
Can't deal with Cruisey's bullshit anymore, got my own delusions to deal with. Good night 4am NEET.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 15:54 [Preview] No.730837 del
Now the smell of meat is too good, I can't sleep, I'm choking on my saliva. This was a bad idea.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.730838 del
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I would like to say both Cruisey and Weber are very good NEETs that only deserve maybe 41% of the shit they get.
Cheers old NEETs.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 16:04 [Preview] No.730839 del
>>730837
Should have kept the cauliflower fart smell.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.730840 del
Hangover has finally faded
Full of energy
Gonna pop a bunch of temazepam


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 18:48 [Preview] No.730841 del
good morning neets...how long have most of us been here? 5, 6 years?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 19:07 [Preview] No.730842 del
>>730841
Morning
Something like that


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 19:51 [Preview] No.730843 del
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>>730696
>15 usd


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 20:09 [Preview] No.730844 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 20:33 [Preview] No.730845 del
>>730841
>>730842
Good morning NEETs


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.730846 del
Morning boongs


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 20:37 [Preview] No.730847 del
>>730798
Two of them should already be getting banned for ban evasion.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.730848 del
>>730820
They cook each other steamers.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.730849 del
thinking about getting a boston bun


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 21:08 [Preview] No.730850 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 21:09 [Preview] No.730851 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.730852 del
>>730849
Well done on beating anorexia NEET.
I'll have two please.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.730853 del
>>730755
Drummers have their shit together


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.730854 del
mording


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.730855 del
>>730757
Das raycist


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.730856 del
>>730853
You know the stage is level when they drool from both sides of their mouth.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.730857 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.730858 del
>>730759
It's an economic issue, that's why food aid doesn't fix the problem


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.730859 del
>>730851
>>730854
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 21:55 [Preview] No.730860 del
>>730858
also nigs gonna nog


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.730861 del
>Potentially deadly Novelty Pops lollipop recalled from IGA stores across Australia over fears they could cause choking, severe internal burns, or even death in young children
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12326283/Deadly-Novelty-Pops-lollipop-recalled-IGA-stores-Australia.html


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.730862 del
Motherbat made me a muffin with bacon, egg, and cheese for breakkayeie


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.730863 del
>>730862
Lucky NEET.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:02 [Preview] No.730864 del
>>730863
It was pretty good. Having a Rockstar 'Punched' now. It was a couple of dollars cheaper than Mondster.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.730865 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.730866 del


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:05 [Preview] No.730867 del
>I'm a supersaver who lives on just $30 of groceries A WEEK - I don't use toilet paper because it's too expensive and I have to water down my milk... but I'm happy living below the poverty line
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-12300311/Woman-reveals-lives-happily-poverty-line.html

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V67FcAHhOu0 [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.730868 del
>>730861
Clickbait. The lollypop had nothing to do with it they just sold toys with button batteries to kids


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.730869 del
>>730864
Does she approve of the switch in brand as if it is different from a Mondster?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.730871 del
>>730869
She wanted me to get Mondster, but I wanted to save her some money. She insists on paying for things I eat when we go to the supermarket.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.730872 del
>>730871
Tell her to buy Sweetie a nice treat with the savings.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.730873 del
Feel like a webby after he shouted sweetie a pack of dentastix


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.730874 del
>>730862
cashed up bat


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:39 [Preview] No.730875 del
Clogging has commenced


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.730876 del
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>>730870
>banned to stop accidents
>banned the year after pill


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:42 [Preview] No.730877 del
Pepper pie, chocolate eclair, three serves of butter chicken, five garlic naan, six pack of stdout, bottle of plonk clogger


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.730878 del
>>730877
Good naan ratio


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.730879 del
>>730875
Time to smell?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.730880 del
>>730877
Delightful day of feeding.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.730881 del
The point to point cameras at McLaren Vale recognise Weber’s number plate and automatically message the SA Water technicians on the Fleurieu. They preemptively release some of the water from the Myponga reservoir.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 22:53 [Preview] No.730882 del
he should host a youtube show like that hot ones show, where he interviews a celebrity while both sitting on a toilet
and now we clog


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.730883 del
looks like it went down
the butter chicken turned into beef vindaloo


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.730884 del
>>730882
>and now we clog
It would be a soothing and relaxing podcast too. Would listen to 5/5


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:03 [Preview] No.730885 del
>>730883
The most important question is, did the smell reach her?


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:04 [Preview] No.730886 del
>>730884
>Ryan McOlive talking about how she got into cosplay, punctuated by Weber's soft grunts


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:04 [Preview] No.730887 del
>>730885
Yes, the house smells like Bolivar during a hot Northerly wind storm


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:06 [Preview] No.730888 del
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NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:08 [Preview] No.730889 del
She has stated that she needs a wee but it scared to enter the toilet


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:40 [Preview] No.730891 del
>>730889
Tell her the northern wind storm is passing.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.730892 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7J7aJtGphVs [Embed]


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:48 [Preview] No.730893 del
>>730891
I just heard the toilet flush.


NEET NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.730894 del
anyone knows some good Tor marketplaces? or anything trustworthy?
I recently moved to Sydney and thought I would stop smoking weed for a change.
fucking can't. no friends, no contacts, all colleagues are boring family cunts.
found couple of Tor shops but got scammed 3 times already. I'm stupid I guess.
sorry if that's wrong place to ask. can't find shit in Tor.


NEET 07/22/2023 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.730895 del
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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.730896 del
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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.730897 del
>>730895
Run my colleagues over?
Good idea.
Although wait, I'd get fired.
Bad idea.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.730898 del
I Am Nigger


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:03 [Preview] No.730899 del
>>730898
Neger?


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:12 [Preview] No.730900 del
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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:13 [Preview] No.730901 del
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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:15 [Preview] No.730902 del
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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:16 [Preview] No.730903 del
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>>730897
>Run my colleagues over?
Is this technique the following?
>Positive confrontation. Advise the suspect that the evidence has led the police to the individual as a suspect. Offer the person an early opportunity to explain why the offense took place.
>Try to shift the blame away from the suspect to some other person or set of circumstances that prompted the suspect to commit the crime.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reid_technique


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.730904 del
>Fuck the suspect in the arse and cum on her face
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riley_Reid_technique


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:38 [Preview] No.730905 del
>>730894
Alright, maybe that was a bad idea.
Any shady neighborhoods I could visit,
in hopes some cunt offers me anything?


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.730906 del
>>730905
If you're young enough, just wander around a university campus. You'll amost certainly see somebody smoking a joint on the lawns.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.730907 del
actually you probably wont these days
they're probably more into smoking tranny cock and pretending to be boongs


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:49 [Preview] No.730908 del
>>730906
Not young but I look young enough.
Basically that's the other side of the problem - who the fuck would offer me anything with that face.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 00:58 [Preview] No.730909 del
>>730903
terry had a magnificent jawline, must have looked good when he was young


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:10 [Preview] No.730910 del


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.730911 del
>>730857
We'll need one for the commune.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.730912 del
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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.730913 del
>>730862
She's a good woman


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.730914 del
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Described by Roger Ebert as "a small film to treasure", Local Hero (1983) is the comedy-drama of a small Scottish town and the giant texas oil company that tries to buy it. I've never seen it myself. On womboflix tonight at 7pm AEST.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.730915 del


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:18 [Preview] No.730916 del
>>730914
Roger Ebert punched my mum in the face once over an argument about peanus.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.730917 del
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>>730894
Found yet another Tor marketplace.
http://abacuseeettcn3n2zxo7tqy5vsxhqpha2jtjqs7cgdjzl2jascr4liad.onion/listing/afe739350bf0bdb3a44208ae
Looks a little more trustworthy than others.
How safe is ordering stuff via post office?
Never done that, sounds risky.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.730918 del
>>730912
Cringe so hard it performed an exorcism, ten seconds longer and the fat bitch would have spat out the demon she swallowed


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.730919 del
>>730917
Sounds like a whole lot of trouble (both technical and legal) for some marijuanas.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.730920 del
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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.730921 del
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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:31 [Preview] No.730922 del
Test


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:34 [Preview] No.730923 del
>>730919
Yeah but I don't have any friends in Sydney.
Kinda desperate at this point.
Walking around and asking random people
feels like ever worse idea.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.730924 del
>>730923
My best bet is some shady area but I don't know what's shady here.
And even with that knowledge, walking around in hopes somebody approaches me?
Ehhh...


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:39 [Preview] No.730925 del
>>730917
I'm sure you'll be fine.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.730926 del
Shire should help him out.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.730927 del
>>730924
Just ask a train station boong
One that looks dodgy but not feral


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.730928 del
>>730924
You're going to have to establish a contact with someone. The prices from what I have heard are not cheap because its shitney. The only way to get it cheaper is to have a contact and buy in bulk.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:48 [Preview] No.730929 del
>>730917
Head north and hit up the Hard Gay Raw workshop.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.730930 del
>>730924
A workers pub would be worth trying in the evening.
If there is a lot of fluro shirts someone there will be selling them choof.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 01:50 [Preview] No.730931 del
>>730929
Steamer Park could be a good stop too.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.730932 del
Slept in, still tired.woe


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 02:20 [Preview] No.730933 del
My morning poo was dank and heavy with hints of whisky and pie.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.730934 del
Didn't drink at the bar. Bar maid assumed I was the designated driver.
Actually I'm a former alcoholic and my friend is a drink driver


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 02:55 [Preview] No.730935 del
>>730930
please tell me trev isn't a choofhead


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 03:00 [Preview] No.730936 del
>>730935
Trev has a choof with good mates on special occasions.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 03:07 [Preview] No.730937 del
>>730936
>>730935
He always has a J bag on the dash of the kenworth to lure the qt gins in from the truck stops between Augusta and Kal.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 03:24 [Preview] No.730938 del
>>730933
did it leave a smokey aftertaste?


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.730939 del
>>730923
Addict


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 03:43 [Preview] No.730940 del
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Drinking green tea and reading alan moore's cthulhu graphic novels while rugged up against the cold


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.730941 del
>>730940
one of the characters just called his boss a kike


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 03:58 [Preview] No.730942 del
I just got attacked by giant bush ants on my walk.
I stopped in a sunny bit for a minute and felt something on my leg and I looked down and my boots were swarming with ants.
Took me about 10 minutes to brush them all off and I had to pick a bunch off my laces and socks with a stick.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:00 [Preview] No.730943 del
>>730942
Did they leave any marks?


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:01 [Preview] No.730944 del
>>730943
No they didn't bite me but my boots smell like dead ants now.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.730946 del
Had a porterhouse schnitzel and a pint of stdout for lunch. Motherbat had roast pork.
Took her to Wohlers.
Took her to Liquorland.
Having a bottle of pinot grigio.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.730947 del
>>730940
comfy neet


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:16 [Preview] No.730948 del
What did the pink panther say when it stepped on an ant?


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.730949 del
>>730948
The Pink Panther is a diamond.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.730950 del
>>730942
I heard a story about one of my dad's mates sitting in a bullants nest while on acid.
He thought the burning was part of the trip.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.730951 del
>>730946
Get anything from wohlers?


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:20 [Preview] No.730952 del
>>730946
A good day out.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:24 [Preview] No.730953 del
>>730948
he said 'dead-ANT, dead-AMT, DEAD-ANT DEAD-ANT DEAD-ANt'

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VyZiIuMufTA [Embed]


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:29 [Preview] No.730954 del
>>730945
I thought of that article too. Scary stuff.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:41 [Preview] No.730955 del
>>730954
imagine the cbt possibilities


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.730956 del
>>730951
Nah. They didn't have whatever it was she had seen on their advert and wanted.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:53 [Preview] No.730957 del
might be nordy later


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.730958 del
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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.730961 del
>tfw broke


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.730962 del
>>730961
why are you broke?


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.730963 del
>>730962
Someone broke him.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.730964 del
>>730961
Are you a bloke?


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.730965 del
>tfw gonna cook a pie


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:08 [Preview] No.730966 del
>>730963
The mountain brakes many neets.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.730967 del


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.730968 del
>>730965
make it a big pie


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:12 [Preview] No.730969 del
>>730965
pepper


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:13 [Preview] No.730970 del
microwaved the pie


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:14 [Preview] No.730971 del
pie ruined


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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.730974 del
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>>730973
She will crush your cock


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:22 [Preview] No.730975 del
>>730972
> [China]


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:30 [Preview] No.730976 del
>>730964
yes, and i see what you're getting at. my arse is not for sale.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.730977 del
>he gives it up for free


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.730978 del
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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.730979 del
>>730972
Me second from left.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.730980 del
ingrown scrotum hair


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:43 [Preview] No.730981 del
>>730894
>>730905
>>730917
c'mon man just switch to heroin already or stick to alcohol like everybody else
weed isn't worth all that hussle


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:44 [Preview] No.730982 del
>>730980
Boil a sewing needle you must


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:48 [Preview] No.730983 del
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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:50 [Preview] No.730984 del
>>730976
can we at least rent it?


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.730985 del
3 slices of buttered bread from the bakery


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.730986 del
>>730985
opinion?


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.730987 del
>>730838
Thank you, kind NEET.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.730988 del
>>730986
It is very good. Motherbat gets it when I come to visit. I would eat more, but she is worried I will spoil my dinner.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.730989 del
>>730956
Is she a collector of pigs or chicken ornaments?


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:57 [Preview] No.730990 del
>>730988
butter on bakery bread is one of life's simple pleasures


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.730991 del
Was on the phone with the accountant.
Apparently I can claim water and electricity.
My phone bill includes a PlayStation.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.730992 del
>>730980
I love them.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.730993 del
>>730989
She had a collection of little pigs at one point. She was after some candle thing for the neighbourwoman who has the bees and gives her honey and veggies and shit. The girl at Wohlers knew what she was talking about, but said they only got a few delivered and sold within a day or two.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.730994 del
>>730991
gaystation


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.730995 del
>>730991
You have the option of getting your bills broken into a daily figure or going with the ATO's $0.69 per day for "working from home".


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.730996 del
>>730990
Can't beat fresh bread. Especially if it is made by somebody who knows what they're doing.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.730997 del
>>730994
Gaycube


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.730998 del
>>730993
Is it a candle making thing for the bees wax, or just a gift?


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.730999 del
>>730994
I think I've turned it on once this year.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.731000 del
>>730996
My local woolies no longer have an instore bakery.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.731002 del
>>730998
It was just a gift. A complete beeswax candle or something. The neighbourwoman is particular about what wine she drinks, and perfumes and stuff are too personal, so she wanted a candle or a knick knack or something. Woman shit.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:06 [Preview] No.731003 del
>>731001
Fug
>Rate: The cents per work hour has increased from 52 cents to 67 cents.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.731004 del
>>730995
Nah, that's the working from home allowance thing, I'm claiming it as business expenses which I could ask for up to 100%.
Accountant suggested 80%, but I'm going to ask for 70.
Still feels like robbery, even though I've paid like 40k in tax.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.731005 del
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>>730996
I got one single end piece of bread that's been in the freezer for six months.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.731006 del
>>731001
Yeah that's what I meant

>>731003
Why fug? It's money they owe you.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.731007 del
>>731002
Do you get to take home some honey?
All natural honey is leagues ahead of store bought.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:08 [Preview] No.731008 del
>>731004
>I could ask for up to 100%.
Not in a house you sleep in. That'd get you right in the audit bin at the ATO.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.731009 del
>>731006
It's forced charity.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.731010 del
>>731006
>Why fug?
I put the quoted rate on the same line as the quoted text line


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.731011 del
>>731007
Yeah I have a couple of jars. They make more than Motherbat can consume.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.731012 del
>>731008
Yeah, he said that it'd be difficult to justify but 80 was reasonable.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.731013 del
>>731011
Bathe in it with unpasteurised cream.
Cleopatra used to.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:11 [Preview] No.731014 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QImFm4Y_QPM [Embed]


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.731015 del
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RUN NEETS! GET TO THE CHOPPAH!


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.731016 del
>tfw they didn't even say their favourite wines


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.731017 del
>>731016
2018 coonawarra cab sav.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.731018 del
UPDATE THE SPREADSHEET


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.731020 del
Went shopping and had breakfast. Far too much work for the day. Going to collapse I think.


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.731021 del
BUM RASH


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NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:18 [Preview] No.731024 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 07/23/2023 (Sun) 06:19 [Preview] No.731025 del
I AM NIGGER



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