SA BEST A

How does he do it?

Made it just in time.

Are one of you in charge of AGLs servers?

quit yar dilly-dallying

>>731028
I'm not.

I'm still hungover despite not drinking yesterday.
No energy, no concentration, slightly upset stomach. Woe. All I can do is click around on youtube and wait for my brain to recover.

ASX investment will be actioned at market open tomorrow.

>>731031
Iktfn.

>>731030
It's never running when I try to use it.

>>731031
Happened to me when I drank tequila. For some reason it's tequila that keeps the hangover going for days.

It's time for the tent meeting

>>731031
>market open tomorrow.
Sounds do-able, are you setting your alarm for the wagon tomorrow?

>>731036
Gremlins...

>>731038
Nope. It's already pending.
Gonna try for an 11am wakeup tomorrow. Getting out bed after 3pm is ruining my 'lifestyle', if I even have one

>>731040
Good luck.

>>731040
I've been getting up at around noon or 1pm. I was meant to get up at 10am this morning but I couldn't manage it.

>>731042
I felt guilty getting up at 6.45 this morning

Bored. I might destabilise a country.

>>731044
just walk to the edge of it, fatty

>>731045
Nice projection, there.

>>731043
I find that when I am more disciplined and on an anti-bender that I tend towards going to bed and getting up earlier.

>>731046
>projection
erection

In Ryans direction

might have a binge, can't cope with life anymore

might have a piss

>>731046
It is nuro I think.

What are some slang terms or idioms that have fallen out of favour with the younger generations here?
My old man used to say:
>standing around like stale bottles of piss
But I reckon most zoomers would think a piss bottle not a beer bottle.

>>731052
No it's Possum

>>731052
He's dead. RIP.

had some peppermint tea to calm my anxiety, now I'm depressed instead

>>731050
What's on the binge menu?

>>731056
Reimburse with chocolate.

>>731053
standing around like a spare prick at wedding
face like a pox doctor's clerk

>>731029
I may do some loitering too.

Hotter than a nun's ginger

Whats the moofie tonight?
Rolling for Mission impossible 7

>>730983
chad boong in white

>>730934
two wrongs don't make a right

>>730904
i clicked fully expecting a legit article

>>730900
>chad alpha male, late-model porsche
Scheiß auf mein Leben

>>730865
killer beet

>>730857
surely they could get at least $200

>>730862
>>730913

>>731031
drink a little
that's just withdrawal

>>731063
Four (4) (you)'s.

>>731062
You idiot.

>>731065
Be happy. He's never answered me once.

>>731067
He's rude.

>>731061
colder than a nun's nasty

Local Hero (1983) will be on on womboflix in 1 hour neets. 15 minutes before that we'll play a selection of Mark Knopfler's music.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>731062
>Mission impossible 7
I don't think it's even out on bittorrent yet

>>731073
Mark Freuder Knopfler

>>731071
Is mark knopfler in the moofie?

>>731053
An old man referred to eshays as "maggots" the other day

just ate my own face

>>731045
Kek

>>731078
but can you eat your own head?

>>731076
He wrote the soundtrack

>>731078
big meal?

>>731080
I knew a neet who ate his own mouth once on a bet

>>731080
i'm not that flexible

go to the dentist once and suddenly that bitch starts finding problems that need fixing, don't go to the dentist and those problems never appear

>>731085
Smart.

Ready.

Get in here neets, we're watching a movie about the secret of life and happiness in a 1980s scottish village: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

>>731077
Maggot rhymes with faggot

>>731085
Teeth are over rated.

>>731090
Third picture.

>>731092
Can I lay some flowers nearby.

>>731094
Na it's better that I am forgotten.

>>731090
gym bod, couple of stripper girlfriends, a 3 cigar a day habit

>>731096
Nice.

>>731091
You need teeth to chew food

>>731080
My ass can

My scrotum skin is dry.

>>731099
He's been kidnapped and sold into sexual slavery

not a fan of chinkneet

this poofter nannystate fucks me off, need a god damned licence to scratch our balls soon enough

>>731103
do you like beef?

And iiiieeeEeeeeeAAIIIIIIIIIIIHHHHHHHHHHH

he's singing our song, Cruisey

>>731105
and a cert 3 to sniff afterwards

screenshots of the moofie look very depressing

the fucking bagpipe niggers ate his pet rabbit

i might

Motherbat has misplaced a pair of tongs between cooking and doing the dishes. I have checked the bin, the fridge, the freezer, her bed, the dog's bed, the recycling bin.

>>731114
Look in the oven.

i stole his tongs because i needed another pair to become a crabman

bloody crab people coming here and stealing all our tongs

judgement day approaches

>>731095
I'll try to visit you each quarter if you're nearby.

>>731110
kek, you're missing out on some thrilling scenes.

>>731114
>>731114
Look inside the dog

Motherbat tonged my angus steak.

>>731121
I checked under Sweetie’s blanket

>>731123
Is CrabNEET in this novel?

>>731115
That was a good suggestion, but no luck. I have gone to bed. They were not here either

>>731125
It is looking increasingly likely

>>731124
You need to check in the dog

>>731129
orally?

>>731129
There is no way the tongs are in the dog

Clogger tongs

>>731131
never underestimate what a dog can smuggle in the old prison wallet

The fucking tranny ate all my multigrain wraps so I had to use his fucking 'lite' ones for my breakfast prep and they dont fucking seal properly when you put the assembled wraps back in the pan
Unwrapped burritos that are all fucked up
Fuming

>>731133
Juicy

>>731135
rape it

Sometimes I don't clean the skid marks off the bowl after I do a shit.
It get caked on and gives the toilet that yellow green stain.

>>731135
Ztepmum strikes again

Interestingly Local Hero has a 100% rating on rotten tomatoes, and has been turned into a stage musical. It has however divided neet film critics

>>731138
you're meant to piss them off at a later date

>>731127
G'night

>>731142
I piss in the bush outside the toilets only for shitting.
Nothing grows in my backyard.

>>731136
You're going to be awake for the next 3-4 days.

>>731141
>7.3/10
Perhaps it was reflective of the time back then.

>Meet Roxy
vile nose-ringed whore!

>>731108
I bet with the lights off you couldn't tell the difference

>>731111
It was a very good film.

>>731150
how can you say that after what happened to the rabbit?

>>731151
Waste not

>>731141
2deep4me

>>731145
It will make me strong and powerful

Ate botsche. Red poos in my future

>>731156
borsch?

>>731157
Clearly that's what he meant.

>>731158
He botsched it up.

My package has been at Melbourne airport for over 12 hours now
I'm officially part of the package complaining NEET crew

Good Morning, from America. Have a Blessed day Neets!

>>731160
Going to send an angry email tomorrow?

>>731161
Hey, fren.

Ever tried an orange and poppyseed muffin?

>>731160
Some weird fat guy took it home for the night

>>731159
Shouldn't hag got me

time to curl up and watch youtube videos - what's on tonight neets?

>>731164
woolies has some nice orange and poppyseed cakes

>>731165
I wish some weird fat guy would take me home for the night

>>731167
the usual thought-provoking stuff only an individual of high intellect would care to watch https://youtube.com/watch?v=xJuhpH0Xbgw [Embed]

>>731133
kek
for a sec I thought it was the /pol/ retard spamming again

>>731170
>crack pipe arrested with its councilman
we got too far

>>>/kiwiszon/
Is there any saving them?

>>731172
I would love to see footage of the gypsies in your area.

>>731175
looks bad

>>731173
Leave the other boards alone, IGA.

"he was a young guy, full of hopes, aspirations and dreams"

arsepirations

female body odour

>>>/ausneets/
Is there any saving them?

>>731180
you've been sniffing FMR's dirty undies again haven't you

>>731182
nuh uh cuz i dont got one

finna fry upsome eggs cuz

>>731184
you wont

>>731185
oh challenge accepted, i find four(4) fried eggs make an easy post-shitpost meal :P)

>>731186
on the camp cooker?

>>731187
gas cooktop you pleb

Lightheaded
Ringing in my ears
This might be it

test

>>731190
fainting isn't teh end, quit being a pussy

Tiffo works in mysterious ways!

>>731174
soon

point of no return
cya in 6 or 12 hours

>>731196
cu again when the rest of the good-home neets are back/awake

Wage in 6 hours. Can't sleep.

>>731198
Think about me giving you a head massage while you sip moscato out of a straw

>>731199
Yeah nah, we gucci :/

>>731188
you have an actual kitchen now?

Women throw themselves at me

>>731203
fuck up

morning bros

>>731207
Good morning NEET.

>>731207
>>731208
Morning.

garn get my life back on track today neets, this time I mean it

>>731210
You can do it.

Home. The tongs were placed on a bookshelf.

Doing a poo

>>731212
>The tongs were placed on a bookshelf.
Any reason why they were there?

>>731210
ok, tried to get my life back on track, started by going for a nice long morning walk which lasted 60 seconds because the battery in my headphones went flat. Woe. Might have a binge instead.

>>731212
I bet sweetie ate them then climbed up there and pooped them out.

>>731215
>Might have a binge instead.
What's on your binge menu today?

>>731217
coconut roughts...some coke too

Cat slashed my face while I was asleep, blood on pillow. Car has gone too far this time

>>731218
Good choice.

>>731219
Handsome fella.

Ok neets, the weekly womboflix movie selection committee meeting is now in session. Either vote for a movie on the list or nominate a new movie to the list.

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Last Man Standing(1995)
The Sunset Limited
Outrage(2010)
Captain Phillips (2013)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Godzilla(2014)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
Wasabi
Truman Show
F/X
Weekend At Bernies
Taxi Driver
Trading Places
There Will Be Blood
Synecdoche, New York
Fritz the cat
Se7en
The Commitments
Hell or high water
Scum
Ice Pirates
Wolf Of Wall Street
Ferris Buller's Day Off
Love And Death
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Young Einstein
Apt Pupil
Vice(2018)

>>731220
>Car has gone too far this time
Lock your door!

165g milo kitkat block and an el mango rockstar for second breakkayie

regular kit kat is better than milo kit kat
bat has failed me again

>>731226
She tries neet

>>731225
Based
What's for elevenses?

>>731227
I know

>>731228
ham sammiches i think

>nearly two hours until elevenses
Not gonna make it bros

>>731231
Have a big glass of water.

got smashed in the nuts yesterday

>>731220
This cat is a headache

>>731223
Zelig

Severely woed

>>731233
Big swelling?

>>731223

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
>ok
Good Will Hunting (1997)
>jason Bourne Vs Robbie Willama. We all lose. no
Last Man Standing(1995)
>ok
The Sunset Limited
>ok
Outrage(2010)
>ok
Captain Phillips (2013)
>Is great because the sudos get schwacked lol.
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
>ok
Godzilla(2014)
>fugg lets beat a dead horse with cgi. No
Smokin Aces (2006)
>ok
Rapid Fire(1992)
>ok
Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder
>ok
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
>sounds like chick flick, no
Rambo (2008)
>is this the last one? Rambo last blood was okay but he cucks for some mexican stepdaughter and the sicarios are mostly white.
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
>no
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
>no way am I watching no moofie where steven segal is in it and doesnt die.
Wasabi
>wog vs gook flick.
Truman Show
>We all seen it
F/X
>How much cgi is gonna be in a moofie from the 80's. yawn city.
Weekend At Bernies
>no
Taxi Driver
>They copied that wrist cannon thing from me. I invented that.
Trading Places
>wow it will bring back memories to christmas 2019 when you last played it.
There Will Be Blood
>three hour kino marathon. bring food and supplies.
Synecdoche, New York
>gay jew arthouse snore.
Fritz the cat
>flower power generation gone bad
Se7en
>i thought I spoiled the twist in the end for you already. Kevin Bacon kills brad pits wifey and sends her head to him via parcel post. now we dont need to see it.
The Commitments
>A musical? a chick flick musical? Really?
Hell or high water
>cohen brothers before they wrote that george clooney directed monstrosity
Scum
>(You) are gonna love it.
Ice Pirates
>i'll give it a go
Wolf Of Wall Street
>seen it three times but what the hell, Leonardo de caprio is so boss.
Ferris Buller's Day Off
>dude weed moofie, I require higher aryan ideals.
Love And Death
>woody allen? No.
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
>too much hand held camera makes me car sick. Definetly overused that effect.
Young Einstein
>was funny when I was 11 now cringe (the moofie, that is)
Apt Pupil
>anti N.S propoganda. No.
Vice(2018)
>My pick

>>731237
yeah its hospital tier

>>731238
So you're voting for Vice?

>>731238
You have terrible taste.

>>731240
I dont vote. if voting could change the system it would be illegal. no political solution.

possum once had to go to hospital to get a nurse to deal with the massive swelling in his groin

>>731244
she said "is that a garlic bread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

>>731245
It was in fact garlic bread

>>731246
Hot!

>>731246
I hope he wrapped it in foil before it went inside the nurse

remember that february when possum went all
>1488 gas the kikes race war now rahowa
and banned half the neets

>>731196
it was the the latter
hungover
>>731197
we'll see

>>731251
he already got him with good with the punches
the kicks we unnecessary

Woke up at 10. Weighing in at 108.4kg.
Coffee and a microwaved breakfast burrito.
Package dispatched for delivery 3 hours ago.
Long but do-able todo list.
Feeling good. Fight camp starts today!

>>731255
You can do it King. Under 100kg by September. Let's go.

>>731251
The black guy took big hits but he wasn't even fighting, he didn't even swing.
The white guy was bigger and could fight, and basically beat up the black guy for being a nuisance

>>731255
Good luck NEET. Good to see you arriving at your predicted time.

fark, can't remember how much coffee I've had

My favourite part of last night's movie was when the mob of villagers was about to murder the beach neet, and the guy in the helicopter appeared like a deus ex machina to save the day, while this tune played:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kfv_SqooUaE [Embed]

https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/leaders/chinas-chilling-promise-to-two-aussie-fugitives-in-wake-of-arrest-warrants/news-story/33b6aa4de154f577f2aba868012c71d1
would it be an offence to capture the adelaide one and hand her to the CCP embassy here?

if we capture all of them we could use the reward money to establish the commune

>>731257
Perhaps, but people who choose to be a nuisance in public should be aware of the risk.

>>731261
Not a comfy post

>>731261
The ccp cant legally give you cash but they could give you $200k credit on aliexpress

>>731263
It's a strange encounter because the black guy seemed to be challenging the white guy, yet had no intent to fight and then refused to swing.
Guess black guy was just drunk

>>731265
It's designed to stop the pair travelling, but China us looking for a fight.

Hey NK if you see this send me a text I lost half my phone numbers.

>>731269
post your number here and we can all text you

>>731270
Why would I want to talk to you?

>>731271
:(

>>731267
I read that. It's about time you pussy Aussies started standing up against all the bullshit. It's nice to see you're not going to take having niggers forced on you, anymore.

>>731274
Fuck off and die seppo

https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/we-can-t-guarantee-we-can-defend-our-bases-admits-raaf-chief-20230713-p5do5k.html
>We can’t guarantee we can defend our bases, admits RAAF chief
Dude mixed up his inner voice and his actual voice.

garn bakery to get a pie for lunch, you neets want anything?

>>731277
pepper pie

>>731276
Well if their objective was to stop millions of chinks swarming into the country and dispossessing locals of homes and land...yeah, I'd say they've failed.

>>731260
I did enjoy the CEOs reaction to thinking everyone arrived to greet him.

Pausing my music every time I hear something incase its the mail man

>>731261
There are currency restrictions on Chinese currency going out of their country. You would need to apply for special permit for amounts over $50k I believe.

>>731282
So how are they paying hundreds of thousands to millions in cash for houses here?

$50 down.
Didnt trust the system.

>>731273
I wonder if they'll sue and win because the road block wasn't strong enough or some other bullshit.

>>731285
Given they did a runner up the stairs, it is safe to say they stole the car and had probably committed some other number of crimes prior to the accident.

>>731283
I was wrong that $50k cap is for citizens. For internationals you need to show something else that sounds like it would be a pain in the arse.
https://nhglobalpartners.com/moving-money-in-and-out-china-rules/

>>731284
Woe.

>>731287
I imagine the Chinese government have no problems getting however much they need into the country for agents and payoffs and whatever else.

>>731284
Stop gambling. Your rates notice will arrive this week, if it hasn't already.

>>731286
I wouldn't put it past them to do try to sue.

I also wonder if anyone of them died afterwards. That injury would be enough for a traumatic brain injury or some other trauma injury. Like people surviving major car crashes then dying when someone tries to move them.

>>731289
Yeah but I can imagine they wouldn't make it easy. Find a technicality to not pay, then paying a reduced amount and making it near impossible to move out as punishment. That's the Chinese way.

>>731281
Good tunes?

>>731288
Noone commented on 50 up yesterday

Could go down the bowls club and slap the Chinaman

>>731290
It has, I also pay my dads.
Means I need a big win.

>>731277
I just had leek soup, lamb ragu and grape jelly.
Love the specials.

>>731294
The Chinaman wanted it back!

>>731300
what flavour?

>>731298
Had some olives and parmesan.

50 bucks at Dans
50 bucks at woolies

>>731299
He's a hard but fair master.

Just pulled out the bios chip and put it back in.

>>731306
what flavour?

>>731307
why did pigs not pull off sock and stuff in mouth? Would not get in trouble.

>>731308
W25Q128.V

>>731310
tasty?

>>731311
intel ME

Regret shopping without a shopping list

>>731312
yeah same here

>>731314
not for long ;)

headache above my left eye again

>>731316
>;)
stop with this faggot shit

>>731318
:(

back on the dungeon synth

>>731321
>dungeon synth
provide us with an example

>>731321
whats that like? i listen to berlin school

Big a big clean of the outdoor table. Swept.
Chucked out old goonbags I'd been covertly storing in the outdoor wardrobe.
Replaced the empty bottles that I'd dangerously left onto of the wine cabinet.
Received package.

>>731321
I'm back on the downtempo mixes

>>731325
What is in this highly anticipated package?

>>731326
New goonbag.

>>731326
Airpods
Sounds good. Goes louder than expected and fits very well

my package is engorged with anticipation

I bought 4 new t-shirts today, 2 black and 2 white.

>>731319
😟

>>731330
They look good on you NEET.

Flashing my BIOS

>>731318
:/

>>731332
My old ones had gotten very tatty.

>>731328
>Airpods
overpriced shit

>>731326
could be a glitter bomb that neet was talking about sending to a 'random' address...

Kek, England got cucked by the rain.

>>731336
Ok numo

>>731330
5XL?

>>731339
Nuro is an Apple fanboy you mong.

Intel ME disabled

>>731341
he is, but he's also an audiophile, so it might not be clear cut

>>731342
how do you know?

>>731343
It's quite clear cut.

>>731344
>go to UEFI
>Intel M.E. version 0.0.0.0
lol

>>731346
what are you going to do about teh hidden wifi on the cpu die?

that slavpepe is nightmarish

>>731333
Sounds rude.

>>731347
poppycock. that is up there with the 5G-Vaxx retardation.

>>731350
then why did they just email me this? https://www.seek.com.au/job/68758863

>>731351
you're a poopycock

am eat kfc

>>731355
that all? pathetic

>>731356
What if he was referring to a person with the surname Noone?

Noone the hoon

>>731279
I'd agree.

Very big hard poo

>>731355
quad damage activated

>>731366
f u

i had food

>>731363
China Numba 2!

>>731363
China does more poo than india

>>731257
>>731266
what black guy?

>>731371
tiffin

>>731372
tiffin is jewish

>>731261
I'd stay away from this one.

>>731259
But can you remember the number of shids?

>>731254
kicking someone on the ground is nigga-tier behaviour

>>731248
That image is simply perfect!

>>731233
Productive CBT session?

The first two of Alan Moore's lovecraft graphic novels, The Courtyard and Neonomicon are a bit lame, but Providence is a real banger.

>>731379
which one had the woman raped by the innsmouth person but she eventually started to like it?

>>731379
You like all the sodomy do you?

is it raining?

>>731352
Work from home may not be available is a tab closer.

>>731383
Depends on where you are.

>>731386
Smart.

>>731386
idk

>>731382
Hot!

>>731389
It's literally rhe story of a repressed man discovering he is gay and having lots of gay sex with some cthulhu stuff in the background.

there are two of them now

i'm lost so i don't know if its raining

>>731379
I liked it, it was well written which is normal for Alan Moore. the ending is really good. Wasnt it a two part graphic novel?

>>731392
>IKTF
I don't even know where you are.

>>731395
please send help

>>731397
i don't know!

>>731352
Because 5 eyes is desperate for any warm bodies. Even tin foil hat wearing NEETs who make up lies about wi-fi antennas in cpu hulls.

>>731378
It hurts to sit, it hurts to stand. I cant wear underpants.

>>731398
How far do you think you are from Stumers Sewing Centre?

I am glad he's not alive to see this day.

that neet got really triggered about his computer's wifi

>>731402
Technically there are seven eyes in his picture.

>>731393
providence is 12 volumes

>>731403
And five eyes in your post. (spooky)

>>731262
Bounty boongs

>>731271
How much is a half?