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NEET General #723 - Ztepmum Knows Best Edition NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No. 737003
Do you secretly long for some quality mummydom at the hands of a hot Ztepmum neets? It's ok, now is the time to confess.
Old thread: >>736039


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.737005 del
Far too early


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.737024 del
How?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.737039 del
>>737024
He cheated


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.737048 del
SA BEST A


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.737055 del
This is a poor quality but completely legal thread.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.737056 del
An hour old thread.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.737057 del


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.737058 del
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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.737059 del
>>737056
10 seconds in Mike with paper towel on thread.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.737060 del
It's been sitting here, rotting in the afternoon sun. Fly's buzzing and dirt in the air.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.737061 del
>>737058
Thanks Wan Wan.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.737062 del
>>737057
He is rotten to the core and delights in evil.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.737063 del
>>737060
Steaming away.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.737064 del
>>737058
It still doesn't make sense


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.737065 del
Stinky old bum thread.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.737066 del
>>737064
Always was, always will be Wan-Wan.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.737067 del
>>737064
It doesn't need to he does it for attention.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.737068 del
>>737067
It's good keep busy.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.737069 del
>>737067
And I'm paying


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.737070 del
to


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.737071 del
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>>737003
>relevant and green pepe
>title contains correct thread number
>previous thread linked
>thread topic is about perverted and illegal sexual acts
All is in order. Carry on neets.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.737072 del
bussy


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.737073 del
Thinking about leaving the Gen and stopping drinking and smoking weed and getting my shit together and doing things well like I think I can and bring enthusiastic about stuff and doing good.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.737074 del
>>737073
>Thinking
Lol


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.737075 del
>>737058
kek nice one


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:22 [Preview] No.737076 del
>>737073
Tomorrow?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.737078 del
>>737073
> leaving the Gen
No one escapes the bucket.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.737079 del
>>737078
Fact.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM [Embed]


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:24 [Preview] No.737080 del
>>737078
The old threads are littered with the corpses of those who tried.


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.737083 del
Except for Sperg, he is the one that got away.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.737084 del
>>737083
Not deda?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.737085 del


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.737086 del
>>737085
Peak male performance.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:37 [Preview] No.737087 del
>>737071
Fuck off irl-pepe!


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.737089 del
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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.737090 del
Do any neets have good, careful and successful diets?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.737091 del
Is there a movie tonight?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.737092 del
>>737090
I heard one of the neets has the physique of a gape-arsed twink due to his all natural self produced 100% recycled diet.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.737093 del
>>737073
Give up the weed and drink and stay here.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.737094 del
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>>737091
No. Tomorrow night we'll be seeing Good Will Hunting (1997), and on Sunday we'll have Last Man Standing (1995)


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.737095 del
Fellas don't know the joy of eating garlic fresh from the garden


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.737096 del
>>737094
Are you having an orgy in the movie room tonight?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.737097 del
>>737095
I hope you washed the dirt off first


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.737098 del
>>737097
The dirt is the best part.


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.737100 del
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>737067


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.737101 del
>>737093
You're not enough for me.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.737102 del
>>737095
Send us some
NEET,
Reply Paid 7800,
Canberra BC ACT 2610,
Australia.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.737103 del


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.737104 del
>>737097
Yes.
But you peal the peal anyway, so no dirt on actual clove you actually eat.

>>737102
Me thinks can't just send stuff to Anglo-Saxon shitholes, they regulate heavily the goods they allow in. They might believe it biological weapon or soemthing.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.737106 del
>>737083
And shitey and even NK.
I'd love to come here for 15 mins and leave and not continue to think about you all.
Every stud cunt in Lizzie west is davo and commodores in Elizabeth/Playford district are Weber. Sometimes I see monk looking cunts and stare at them menacingly as they go in to Cashies.
Theres a guy who makes me think of stanners who walks around the Elizabeth area with an electric keyboard in a trolley.
I'm missing a FIFO.
I should have hired him.
I wimped out harder than him.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.737107 del
>>737104
>they regulate heavily the goods they allow in
Just hide the garlic inside some weed and you'll be right.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.737108 del
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>>737003
mumsie says her neighbours are going to europe with their sub two year old infant. she wants to give them her meme travellers security luggage with the fswr in the handles and the x-ray proof credit card holders and such. The whole affair is retarded to begin with and she wants to overlay maximum cringe but they will probably love her paranoid boomer trinkets and they will get to some kind of zoomer NPC full retard tourist nexus with her gifted slash proof bags and RFID sheilded underpants. The just moved into the 800K house enext door and one tenth of their walls are builders underlay plastic and the backyard is fallow weeds but shit lets spend our four weeks annual wageslave temporary hiatus haemmoraging aussie dollars in eurodisney world. Pah. I'm rolling for the GFC 2.0 and nigger chimpouts, then these morons will really see what the world is like.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.737109 del
>>737106
And you keep running over execs on eebs.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.737110 del
>This case describes the requirements for the importation of the following fresh and semi-processed Allium spp. for human consumption from permitted countries: Onions, shallots, chives, leeks, garlic and allium flowers.Summary of import conditionsWarning: The following is a summary only; all consignments must meet the full import conditions contained in this BICON case.Fresh garlic bulbs for human consumption will require an import permit for importation into Australia.Fresh Allium requires phytosanitary certification and department inspection prior to release from biosecurity control.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.737111 del
Everyone thinks biosecutity is a joke until we lose a whole continents worth of abelone.
It's like foreigners who light fires in the bush and swim into rips.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.737112 del
>>737104
>>737105
She'll be right.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.737113 del
>>737111
biosuckotitties?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.737114 del
>>737106
>Sometimes I see monk looking cunts and stare at them menacingly as they go in to Cashies.
Soon to be CashedUpNEET.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.737115 del
>>737110
I have smuggled apples over the SA/WA border.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:23 [Preview] No.737117 del
>tfw Cruisey doesn't think about you


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.737118 del
>>737108
who buys luggage for somebody else? that's a personal thing


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.737119 del


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.737120 del
Found another sickle neet.sickle neet 2 plans on keeping hundreds of guinnea pigs. This struck me as a bit jean de flourette but the more he explained it the more it made sense. I'm helping him dynamite a well for the guinnea pigs to get water.


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>>737110
Just don't try and sneak your pet dogs in, or else.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.737123 del
>>737115
In the old neet prison wallet?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.737124 del
>>737108
International-Cruisey needs to vocaroo that story of dan.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.737126 del
>>737123
Kek, just in my backpack.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.737127 del
>>736947
>>736951
>>736959
teh fuck is pocky?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.737128 del
dunkr[]k
nigeht


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.737129 del
>>737128
Goon night.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.737130 del
>>737127
Nip biscuit sticks


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.737131 del
>>737125
>The wall remains, undefeated


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.737132 del
"There are racial considerations too grave to be brushed aside for any sentimental reasons. Biological laws tell us that certain divergent people will not mix or blend. The Nordics propagate themselves successfully. With other races, the outcome shows deterioration on both sides", said possum once in an interview


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.737133 del
>>737127
Pokemon cards


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.737134 del
>>737127
Princess Pocky used to be a stripper at the Crazy Horse


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.737135 del
>>737128
ur a dunkirk nigger


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.737136 del
might ring the kennel and ask to speak to sweetie


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.737137 del
>>737136
Tell her I said "hi" and "woof"


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.737138 del
>>737137
will do


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.737141 del
>>737140
I covered her fivehead in babby batter once


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.737142 del
>>737130
You know those chocolate-filled wafer rolls that come in tins and that are usually given out as a cheap Christmas present? Well they're better.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.737143 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8M44ElZBwRA [Embed]


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.737144 del
>>737140
OG Wan-Wan?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.737145 del
>>737141
Wholesome experience?


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.737148 del
>>737146
I hope there was a warm, hugging embrace and laughing afterwards.


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I buy shit like this then wonder why I'm broke every fortnight...


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.737150 del
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I buy shit like this then wonder why I'm broke every fortnight...


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:00 [Preview] No.737151 del
>>737149
Wagon tomorrow?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.737152 del


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.737153 del
Has monk posted since his birthday?


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.737156 del
>>737154
🧟😱


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:09 [Preview] No.737157 del
Conflicting responses. Who to believe?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.737159 del
I wish monk didn't use evil emojis.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.737160 del
>>737157
It could have been the wind.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.737161 del
"Bbq chicken and a bag of salad, maybe a garlic bread if we’re feeling frisky and can be bothered turning on the oven."


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.737164 del
>>737153
Word is he has a wild drunken orgy with his ztepmum and mummybot, and is now forever wracked with regret and the shame that he enjoyed it

Maybe it's just a rumour.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.737165 del
>>737164
>Maybe it's just a rumour.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:31 [Preview] No.737166 del
If only we knew.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:35 [Preview] No.737167 del
We all gotta watch out for the CIA
_ James Booker


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.737168 del
>>737167
Glow in the dark, you can see them if you're driving.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.737169 del
>>737166
He's out there, night after night, keeping the streets safe for all of us.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.737170 del
>>737169
Bless his kind heart.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.737171 del
>>737169
But several NEETs got buglarised last night.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.737172 del
>>737171
Take from the wagies to give to the NEETs no doubt.


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.737174 del
>>737142
Yea why the fuck are those given as Christmas presents?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.737175 del
What I do like about hobspital food is how everything is individually wrappeed and ittke opening presents


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.737176 del
>>737171
only burglarisation of the arse


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.737177 del
>>737175
every meal is like christmas


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.737179 del
>>737174
They come in a big tin so it seems like a real present.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.737180 del
>>737172
There are NEETs out there unable to tell if they are oscillating or not.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.737181 del
>>737177
I am still going to miss Cringemas.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.737182 del
utterly pointless existence


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.737184 del
>>737180
Many such cases.


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:16 [Preview] No.737186 del
Night.


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.737188 del
>>737180
I know when my neet stick is.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:18 [Preview] No.737189 del
>>737188
DANGLE IT


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Might join a bowling team so my life can be like the big lebowski


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.737191 del
>>737190
I can piss on your rug if you like.


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.737193 del
>>737188
I bet it's out burglarising some neet arse


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.737194 del
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definitely getting on the diet wagon tomorrow boys


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.737196 del
>>737191
Shut the fuck up Cruisey


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.737197 del
thinking about getting a circuit simulator and playing with some electronics that way


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:33 [Preview] No.737200 del
>>737196
I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, NEET, at least it's an ethos


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.737202 del
going to bed


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:40 [Preview] No.737203 del
>>737202
Don't go alone


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.737206 del
Good Morning & TGIF Neets! Have a blessed day!


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see you at teh markets ;)


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.737208 del
>>737202
Goodnight.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:47 [Preview] No.737209 del
>>737203
I don’t have anybody


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>>737206
>Good Morning
You're not from around these parts, are you boy?


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>>737209
We need Tiffin to sew a Craig doll for all the lonely neets so they have someone to cuddle when they go to bed.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.737213 del
>>737201
>>737211
Are these the same girl? I have some kind of face blindness, so not sure sometimes


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 12:05 [Preview] No.737214 del
When I watched the nursing staff leaving last night, many were in the phone to their boyfriend or husband


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.737215 del
>>737214
A nurse held my hand once.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.737216 del
>>737213
Olive has dyed her hair blonde.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.737217 del
>>737216
and her pubes?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.737218 del
>tfw depressed and anxious


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.737219 del
reading about dungeons and dragons


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.737220 del
>>737219
Enlightening?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.737221 del
>>737168
yeah, but always too late


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.737222 del
>>737194
Sounds do-able.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.737223 del
>>737222
noice digits


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 19:37 [Preview] No.737224 del
>>737223
Your a nice digit


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.737225 del
>>737224
He's an international partner.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.737226 del
Good morning NEETs.


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>>737226
Good evening.


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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.737229 del
>>737227
>>737228
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No.737230 del
>>737227
The crash reminds me of


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.737231 del
morning neets, in the mood for some alien and bigfoot sighting videos


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.737232 del
>>737231
Good morning NEET.

Any coke and chocolate?


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.737233 del
nobody reminded me the womboflix certificate expires on the 14th. reneweded it.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.737234 del
>>737233
You reminded Ovaltine once.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.737235 del
nobody reminded me that august is nearly half over. God I hate how quickly this year is passing


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.737237 del
I sneezed and it fell out of me at twice the speed.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.737238 del
>>737231
going to eat the bacon egg and cheese muffin motherbat made me and do some abbotronics


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.737239 del
>>737238
>do some abbotronics


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 22:18 [Preview] No.737240 del
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NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.737242 del
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>>737241
>tfw headmaster at boong school


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.737243 del
>>737242
If only we knew.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.737244 del
>>737243
nigga has seen some shit


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.737245 del
>>737238
>abbotronics
cuuuuuuz


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.737246 del
>>737242
>Walter Webster, you failed your abbotronics assignment.


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 23:24 [Preview] No.737247 del
>>737246
>Walter Webster
*Walter Webster Esquire


NEET 08/11/2023 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.737248 del


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.737249 del
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The first section of my circuit works. It takes a ~7-35V DC input and outputs a stable 5V DC. The LED and resistor are just there to close the circuit.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.737250 del
>>737249
do you ever use any circuit simulator software


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.737251 del
>>737250
Not really. The few online ones I've looked at want you to sign up and then seem to limit how long you can use them without taking out a subscription.
I'm sure there are some completely free ones, but I haven't taken the time to find them.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:30 [Preview] No.737252 del
>>737249
Laser doot doot


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.737253 del
>>737252
Weber fried my nuts with his lasers once.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:36 [Preview] No.737254 del
>>737252
I'm going to ignore you and get a pepper pie.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.737255 del
>>737254
May I have a pepper pie as well please.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.737256 del
>>737255
You may.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.737257 del
>>737253
did he fritter your banana too?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.737258 del
>he's always mocking me


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.737259 del
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Already fallen off the diet wagon today. Went down to the supermarket to get a white mondster, accidentally bought some jam filled fairy bread as well.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:55 [Preview] No.737260 del
>>737254
Based.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.737261 del
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>>737259
>accidentally bought some jam filled fairy bread as well.
I'll fix that up for you.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:56 [Preview] No.737262 del
>>737259
I accidently went to Dans and accidently bought a bottle of whisky the other day.
Might accidently drink it tonight.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.737263 del
>>737259
It's OK NEET. The sugar-free item cancels out the sugar item.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:58 [Preview] No.737264 del
the heckin woman keeps going on about the ham in the fridge
guess I better have a ham sammich instead of a pie


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 00:59 [Preview] No.737265 del
>>737262
ableh?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.737266 del
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>>737264
You promised me a pie.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.737267 del
>>737266
I'll still get you a pie


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 01:02 [Preview] No.737268 del


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 01:03 [Preview] No.737269 del
>>737267
a cream pie please


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.737270 del
59 minutes


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:11 [Preview] No.737273 del
>>737272
my life is an ausneets meme


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.737275 del
>>737273
My arse is an ausneets meme.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.737276 del
>>737275
It is the property of.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.737277 del
<OnlyNEETs


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.737278 del
>>737276
Only on thursday nights.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.737279 del
>>737254
I went to officeworks and got 'served' by your tranny.
It told me they no longer print a4's and I need to do it on the self serve.. but it could do it for me this one time. I said that it can, then told me about the self serve again so I went and did it myself. 50c a page now and you need to pay an estimate before getting it done.
Was in a playful mood and was going to go in to jaycar to give them some positive feedback as a joke but zer pissed me off so I didn't.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.737280 del
>>737256
Favouritism.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.737281 del
I was looking up LA just because elliott smith died there and bukoski lived there his entire life and came across this
>Los Angeles has 25 sister cities,[335] listed chronologically by year joined:
first city on the list
>Eilat, Israel (1959)
wtf?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.737282 del
>>737281
Hollyweird


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.737283 del
>>737279
>as a joke but zer pissed me off so I didn't.
Ztepping all over your good mood.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.737284 del
>>737283
I hope ztepmum serviced this neet good and hard.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.737285 del
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hammy sammiches, strawberry panacotta, and stdout for lunch


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.737286 del
>>737280
He doesn't disappoint me, unlike some.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:51 [Preview] No.737287 del
>>737284
>good and hard.
Hot!


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.737288 del
>>737280
You never ask nicely.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.737289 del
>>737285
I don't see any cheese or pickle there.
Good ham quantity though.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.737290 del
>>737289
I had cheese on my egg and bacon muffin this mording. Don't want to get too bound up.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.737291 del
>>737290
>Don't want to get too bound up.
Queue multiplier.


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NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.737293 del
>>737279
Last time I went to officeworks for printing I had to queue up for 40 minutes to get 2 pages done which took them about 30 seconds.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.737294 del
I'd called up literally every person I knew beforehand too and everybody had a broken printer.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.737295 del
>>737293
There used to be a nice old bird who would serve too.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.737296 del
>>737294
I had to go there because mine (that I bought there) is broken.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.737297 del
Bats tile selection is a bit skewiff.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.737298 del
>>737296
They seem to be very disposable these days.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:23 [Preview] No.737299 del
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oscillating


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:24 [Preview] No.737300 del
>>737297
It was here when the house was bought. Table and kitchen counter both have those tiles.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.737301 del
>>737299
It's winking.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.737302 del
Twining's 'Australian Afternoon'. Brisk and full-bodied, just like my arse. Cheers cobber!


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.737303 del
>>737285
Very nice sandwiches.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:44 [Preview] No.737304 del
>>737299
Well breadboarded.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.737306 del
It's bloody cold today.
Might go for a warm up walk.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.737307 del
>>737294
Many such cases.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 03:58 [Preview] No.737308 del
>>737285
Bread looks drier than a box of panko bread crumbs!


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.737310 del
>>737282
It all makes sense now.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.737311 del
>>737308
So does your mummybot's cunt, except it's little balls of toilet paper not panko.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 04:12 [Preview] No.737312 del
>>737306
Do an extra block or two for me please.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 04:17 [Preview] No.737313 del
>>737312
I piked out and came home.
It's bright and sunny but the wind is straight from satans arsehole.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.737314 del
>>737309
Well said.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 04:24 [Preview] No.737315 del
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managed to have a little nap


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 04:33 [Preview] No.737316 del
"Supplying your DNA, adding it to a database like that, it's going to help bring people home,"


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 04:42 [Preview] No.737317 del
Possum stole my DNA once.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 04:46 [Preview] No.737318 del
>>737314
Could not have said it better myself.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.737319 del
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Sara lee chocolate bavarian.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 05:08 [Preview] No.737320 del
>>737319
can I have some please?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 05:10 [Preview] No.737321 del
>>737319
breakfast of champions


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.737322 del
>>737298
Some cost more than the ink cartridges. The scanner still works on it.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 05:13 [Preview] No.737323 del
>>737322
I get refilled catridges from some dude in Hillbank


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.737324 del
>>737319
Sure you can have a quarter.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 05:18 [Preview] No.737325 del
>>737306
I put the warm zone on and fell asleep listening to Brit and Roman war history.
Very comfy.
Need to go do stuff in a bit.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.737326 del
>>737309
Laser doots


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 05:23 [Preview] No.737327 del
>>737323
Do you have a decent printer?
I used to want one of the stand up ones that can scan shit in really quick.
The one I have is just a home $200 one.
How much does he charge?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.737328 del
>>737327
nah it's just a shitty epson
https://www.inkhub.com.au
in the case of my printer, I can get 4 XL cartridges from him for $49.90, whereas that would cost about $120 from Office Works.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.737329 del
>>737328
Mines probably the same, Epsom workforce pro.
That's a lot cheaper.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 06:36 [Preview] No.737330 del
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NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.737331 del
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NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.737332 del
>>737323
does he sell cones as well?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 06:42 [Preview] No.737333 del
>>737332
Just sniff some of the printer powder


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.737334 del
I had a 2 hr couch nap.
Feel a bit blurry now.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 06:53 [Preview] No.737335 del
Did a DEED


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 06:57 [Preview] No.737336 del
>>737335
dirty deed?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.737337 del
I do not like matt damon or robin williams but I want to watch a movie tonight.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.737338 del
>>737337
I will try and find a director's cut where they removed the scenes with matt damon and robin williams.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.737339 del
>>737338
How long is it?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.737340 del
>>737338
good luck hunting


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.737341 del
>>737338
Thank you kind NEET.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.737342 del
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NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:10 [Preview] No.737343 del
I'm still watching The Expanse but now I am skipping poojeeta poitician and lebian priests scenes which I'll admit is making it a little confusing.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.737344 del
>>737339
Depends how horny I am


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.737345 del
>>737342
Airline prices are fucking ridiculous at the moment.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.737346 del
>>737343
I think the books and the series are fairly aligned in getting bad quickly after liek first 3 books and seasons.
The books still are superior, but kinda soap opera-y


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.737347 del
>>737346
Yeah, it's been a while since I read them but I recall the poojeeta woman was just a cunt without the "but she loves her family" US tv style scenes.
Still haven't read the last 2 books.


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NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.737349 del
>>737347
Hmm, in the books she thinks of her husband a lot, I think it's apparent she loves him much.
>last 2 books
I don't lose much.

I got inspired to reread the First Law trilogy. Am enjoying it.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.737350 del
>>737349
I may be remembering them wrong, I just finished rereading his Shattered Sea trilogy.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.737351 del
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NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:28 [Preview] No.737352 del
>>737350
I did not know about those. I think I read the First Law and the three following standalone books just after the last one's release. Since then I have not checked on Abercrombie if he wrote anything more. i should have.
Thanks.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.737353 del
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>>737351
I am Boong.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.737354 del
>>737352
They are billed as a young adult series but they are up to his usual standard.
Sharp Ends is great too if you haven't read it, a lot of the stories add extra detail about the characters.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:30 [Preview] No.737355 del
>>737251
A 1337 'scoper would just torrent solidworks PCB.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.737356 del
>>737343
Time left on rental?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.737357 del
>>737356
No I just really hate both those characters.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.737358 del
This would have been good to know about with more than an hour's notice:
https://www.fairypig.me/bluegrass-junction-vh-august2023/
Funny how she seems to know about every other retarded happening down here but didn't know about this.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:34 [Preview] No.737359 del
>>737299
Why did you blank out the serial number on that mosfet? How could that possibly doxx you?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:35 [Preview] No.737360 del
>>737355
Yes, I want malware.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:36 [Preview] No.737361 del
>>737359
I did no such thing.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.737362 del
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NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.737363 del
>>737362
She did the waterless crying that all guilty murders do on TV


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.737364 del
>>737363
I used to sit in coutrooms for entertainment and so many people do that in real life too.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.737365 del
>>737364
*courtrooms


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.737366 del
>>737331
Nice Dolan.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:52 [Preview] No.737367 del
Is discord down for anyone else?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.737368 del
>>737367
TikTok is up.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 07:59 [Preview] No.737369 del
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Tonight, on womboflix, Good Will Hunting (1997) - Will Hunting, a janitor at M.I.T., has a gift for mathematics, but needs help from a psychologist to find direction in his life. Starring Jason Bourne, Batman, and the guy from good morning vietnam. On in 1 hour: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:11 [Preview] No.737370 del
Good Willy Humping.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.737371 del
pissjugs filling up faster than i can empty them


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:17 [Preview] No.737372 del
tfw harrumphed


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.737374 del
>>737371
Drink faster.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.737375 del
>>737368
Olive is safe.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:19 [Preview] No.737376 del
>>737373
They're no Bluegrass Junction.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.737377 del
>>737375
She's getting gangbanged a con this weekend.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:20 [Preview] No.737378 del
>>737373
Nice digits


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.737379 del
>>737377
At the gangbangacon?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.737380 del
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>>737360
forget it. The learning curve would be too steep for a beginner like you. Go into Dick Smith and get a Fun Way 1.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:21 [Preview] No.737381 del
>>737372
Good Will Harrumphing


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.737382 del
>>737379
some shit called matsuri houston or something


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:23 [Preview] No.737383 del
>>737380
You're a cunt.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.737384 del
>>737361
Post model number, type and serial.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:25 [Preview] No.737385 del
>>737382
I googled that and it looks horrible.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:27 [Preview] No.737386 del
>>737384
There is no MOSFET on that breadboard.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.737387 del


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NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:30 [Preview] No.737390 del
>>737386
yeah theres two there, the black chips that do the switching. Dont worry its a common mistake for beginners but try harder next time.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.737391 del
>>737330
I don't get it


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.737392 del


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:32 [Preview] No.737393 del
I throw my black chips to the pigeons


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.737394 del
>>737390
a MOSFET is a single field-effect transistor
the breadboard has an LM7805 voltage regulator (containing several transistors) and an LM555CN, containing something like 25 transistors


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.737395 del
>>737351
I'd last longer than a minute.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:33 [Preview] No.737396 del
>>737358
Show up fashionably late


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.737397 del
>>737395
Are you proud worthy and beautiful though?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.737398 del
>>736725
KEK
Bet you didn't even get to see her milkers. Meanwhile 6 other guys were plowing all 3 of her holes whilst she was 'seeing you'.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.737399 del
>>737397
After a minute with me, you can feel like that too.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:36 [Preview] No.737400 del


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:39 [Preview] No.737401 del
>>737399
You're not even worth a quick wank.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.737402 del
>>737396
naked*


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.737403 del
Stomach too full.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.737404 del
I really wish the BO would come back.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:44 [Preview] No.737405 del


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.737406 del
>>737391
They (Hungarian glownigger) are implying you should 3d-print an Avtomat Kalashnikova. But you didn't hear this from me, wink wink.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.737407 del
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NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.737408 del
>>737406
Big Fella didn't make that post.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.737409 del
>>737407
Don't you have a nice bowl of shit you need to finish eating?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.737410 del
>>737409
>bowl
*autism tray


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.737411 del
>>737408
It's obviously not Shiban.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.737412 del
>>737410
Well correct'd.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:49 [Preview] No.737413 del
Is there anything more pathetic than an adult male crying? I mean besides a weeaboo...


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.737414 del
>>737413
Being so terrified of women that you need to think about killing them to calm yourself down?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.737415 del
>>737406
I would like to 3d print my own gynoid Kournikova robot, based on prime era Anna Kournikova


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.737416 del
>>737405
Another victim of the VAXX


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.737417 del
>>737414
No. That's just highly disturbing.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.737418 del
>>737416
I heard he was investigating a helicopter crash when he went missing.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.737419 del
>>737418
I heard he was working in kfc


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.737420 del
>>737416
He should have trusted the plan.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.737421 del
>>737391
It's a printing tool. With cartridges.
Survival Russia calls guns printing tools on youtube, as a joke on youtube's sensitivity about stuff.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.737422 del
>>737418
Spooky.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.737423 del
>>737419
Must have been a bad gravy day.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.737424 del
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Ready.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.737425 del
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>>737424
I can't be bothered getting all dressed up tonight.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.737427 del
>>737425
You look okay.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.737428 del
>>737426
Dog shit Beach?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.737429 del
>>737426
*out-of-stumers-crack


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.737430 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.737431 del
I miss Monk.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:03 [Preview] No.737432 del
>>737431
Aim for the centre mass.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.737433 del
(218.60 KB 480x360 Tattoo.mp4)


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.737434 del
>>737401
I'm worth at least a couple.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.737435 del
>>737404
Mongaro is the BO
He dropped the chicken dinner phone in the dunny


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.737436 del
>>737435
Fictional stories of the imagination.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:45 [Preview] No.737437 del
>>737406
We never have asio snoop our arse anymore. Just the same 6 mongs.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.737438 del
>>737411
>>737408
You don't know al-qweef shibani boongerstani global mod terroristism.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.737439 del
I trust these cunts with my IP hashes.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.737440 del
>>737413
Adult weebs cry.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.737441 del
>>737436
He's still logged in, floating around in turds.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.737442 del
I missed the start of the movie.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.737443 del
>>737441
No one escapes the bucket.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:57 [Preview] No.737444 del
>>737442
the movie's a bit depressing anyway - it's depressing how good looking matt damon was, and depressing how dead robin williams is


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.737445 del
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NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.737446 del
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Elon Musk is 6'2". Zuck is 5'7". How the fuck could a manlet like that ever have a hope? There's no way he could win a fight.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:02 [Preview] No.737447 del
>>737446
Zuck isn't human.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:13 [Preview] No.737448 del
>>737447
Proof
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zMrGPseeSzQ [Embed]


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.737449 del
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>>737219
>>737220
Apparently 5e dungeons and dragons has become hugely successful, outselling all previous editions and rpgs. I had no idea.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.737450 del
>>737449
They played it in stranger things and it became trendy the last few years


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.737451 del
>>737449
Yeah, DnD got mainstream. It was on Big Bang Theory so all the "nerds" had to jump on the bandwagon and be cool. Even women pretend to like pnp role playing games these days.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.737452 del
Possum cast magic missile at me once.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.737453 del
>>737452
he had to after you attacked the darkness


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:27 [Preview] No.737454 del
>>737452
Gaped castrophy?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.737455 del
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>>737454
Yeah we were using some extra rules he made up


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.737456 del
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>>737432
>centre


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.737457 del
Lol the shiteater is a seppo now


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:42 [Preview] No.737458 del
>>737415
I would happily contribute my DSP_bux to the Kickstarter@!


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.737459 del


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.737460 del
>>737459
Lots of feed.
Can we see 175?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.737462 del
>>737461
It's just not the same without seeing 175/176


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.737463 del
night


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.737464 del
Originally Good Will Hunting was going to be a Jason Bourne style thriller...
"They completed the script in 1994. At first, it was written as a thriller about a young man in the rough-and-tumble streets of South Boston who possesses a superior intelligence and is targeted by the government with heavy-handed recruitment."


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.737465 del
>>737462
You need new tyres?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.737466 del
>>737465
I think so.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.737467 del
>>737463
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.737468 del
>>737463
Goodnight.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.737469 del
>>737464
The movie really could have done with some guns and explosions and tetten


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.737470 del
(117.67 KB 958x538 ada175.jpg)


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.737471 del
>>737464
Minnie attended The Weber Academy of Dramatic Art apparently


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.737472 del
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>>737469
I promise some gratitious gun violence tomorrow with Last Man Standing (1996)


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.737473 del
>>737472
Sounds good


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.737474 del
>>737470
Remember Ana de Armas Medieval Canon Edition?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.737475 del
>>737464
I can imagine that to be a good movie.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.737476 del
might read the player's handbook


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.737477 del
Absolute rectal catastrophe.
Was driving home from Melbourne and really needed to poo after I picked up the choof. Luckily I found a decent public toilet. Problem solved I thought. This mornings eggs benedict and last nights mexican and enough standards to get kicked out of the RSL had other ideas.
Took a couple wrong turns in the first half of the journey but wasn't too stressed about it. Suddenly need to poo again, and fast. I know theres a good toilet in a town coming up but its at least 20 minutes away.
Heavy breathing, sweating, groaning, just struggling. Decided I couldn't make it, gonna have to pull over. Manage to find the tissues under the drivers seat but I'm on the verge of losing control, like when you're really close to a toilet. Had the front and rear passenger doors open, was gonna pop a gook squat and let it go but I decided to wait just 10 more seconds for an oncoming car to pass. Couldn't make it, did the first squirt through my undies and trackies, squatted right as his headlights were illimunating the car. Sprayed all over the grass, which was basically up my bum. Poo everywhere. Poo on my thongs. Finish and try to wipe but that makes it worse, poo all over my hand, some more dripped into my trackies. Wipe wipe wipe. Somehow still stepping in it as I'm waddling. Poo on my phone after I used it as a torch. Hope I don't end up on aussie dashcams
Luckily I had clothes in my bag, put some fresh undies on but got something wet (poo) on the seat. Just poo everywhere. I can see the brown on the trackies in the passenger footwell after I make it to the drivers seat.
Problem mostly solved, just the smell. Made it home and showered, survived the ordeal. Now just the cleanup.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.737478 del
We should watch Total Recall and then the remake


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.737479 del
>>737460
Where we're at


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.737480 del
>>737477
LMAO 🤣


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.737481 del
>>737477
Near crying.
Fuck me.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:48 [Preview] No.737482 del
>>737477
>>737478
>Total Rectal


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.737483 del


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.737484 del


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.737485 del
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>>737477
Lol, Pajeet would be proud.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.737486 del
>>737479
Looking like a good feed.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.737487 del
>imagine the smell


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 12:13 [Preview] No.737488 del
Taking it off the fire.
Was going to put tomatoes and corn in, but meso American pseudo feed is not allowed.
No chilli either.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.737489 del
>>737488
>No chilli either.
Good idea, don't tempt the gremlins.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.737490 del
Ian Dury
Billericay Dickie


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 12:16 [Preview] No.737491 del
>>737489
Capsicum is the closest for a real euro Indo Aryan diet
Roxy music
Love is the drug


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 12:19 [Preview] No.737492 del
>>737477
I had a good laugh reading this.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.737494 del
>>737493
Your an exceptional NEET nuro
Based beyond belief


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.737495 del
My sisters ex boyfriend from a decade ago perished from the standards on thursday. He was well respected, polite, charismatic, tall and handsome. Was a plumber who loved four wheel driving and fishing.He was only 31.Read an FB post from his mum, "his body couldn't put up with the stresses of the chronic alcoholism anymore". He died in his parents house. His liver and kidneys most have been shot. Must have been horrific. They must of been given the bad news a while ago and opted for in home pallative care rather than hospice.I would have never thought something like that could happen to him.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.737496 del
>>737495
We don't all make it to be old gooners, a warning to heed


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.737497 del
>>737495
That's brutal. Sorry for him.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 13:59 [Preview] No.737498 del
hello


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 14:04 [Preview] No.737499 del
>>737498
Slam damn my wig wam ham fam


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.737500 del
>>737497
no, you are not sorry for him, do not lie


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.737501 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Cq6csqkhYmA [Embed]

Magic Jew


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.737502 del
>>737500
Don't be like that


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.737503 del
im not from australia but i read thiss storry that takes place i australia


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 17:58 [Preview] No.737504 del
This fugging roo, called Jack, got out from a farm on the Hungary. They are searching for it with atv-s, drones, infra-red cameras.
Apparently this farm has a pair of roos among all kinds of other animals. They also organize camps, and they have own shop for home made foodstuff, and such.

>>737503
Tell us more.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 19:26 [Preview] No.737505 del
>>737504
Small roo. Probably actually a wallaby.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.737506 del
Morning neetbros


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.737507 del
>>737506
mording


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.737508 del
>>737505
He had his own ho, called Jill. Probably nagging harpy, had to flee.

>>737506
>>737507
Good evening.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.737509 del
>>737506
>>737507
>>737508
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.737510 del
>>737509
Good evening, fella.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.737511 del


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 19:56 [Preview] No.737512 del
>>737490
Big feed.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 20:00 [Preview] No.737513 del
>>737477
Poo everywhere.

How many standards did you have at the RSL?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.737515 del
Women’s soccer is gay


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 21:14 [Preview] No.737516 del
>>737495
Your sister broke his heart and drove him to drink


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 21:24 [Preview] No.737517 del
gonna be nordy all day


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.737518 del
>>737515
how?
isn't everyone watching just to see some ass bouncing?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.737519 del
>>737516
It's a loss to everyone when another gooner flies high when they become pickled.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.737520 del
>>737518
the australian team have made it to the semi-finals and the level of media saturation is ridiculous
the so-called star of the team isn't even white


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.737521 del
>>737518
it's also not an australian sport


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.737522 del
>>737521
Use it as another opportunity to drink.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.737523 del
(79.62 KB 1080x615 nice_shot.jpg)


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 21:54 [Preview] No.737526 del
>>737523
That bloke has a lot of homework
>Chutkan ultimately ruled that she will allow Trump to review discovery materials without having a member of his legal team sit with him
>Windom said the government would begin sharing discovery materials once the protective order is in place -- "roughly 11.6 million pages or files," he said, adding that the materials are "extraordinarily well organized" and that the government expects to have discovery "substantially completed" by the end of the month.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/judge-hearing-arguments-proposed-protective-order-trumps-jan/story?id=102197791


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.737527 del
>>737526
i hope they try and break him out of prison


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 22:00 [Preview] No.737528 del
>>737524
>>737525
Horrific
>His last job, was cleaning a bingo hall at midnight for $10 per hour 7 nights a week 364 days a year with just less than the minimum weekly hours to have any rights or benefits.
>His employer fired him on Christmas Eve with no notice.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.737529 del
>>737527
He'll beat the charges as he'll find a loop hole, trust the plan.
>500 sheets = 20 quires = 1 ream
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Units_of_paper_quantity


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.737530 del
>>737527
Trump will be elected president from prison, and write himself a pardon and walk out.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 22:09 [Preview] No.737531 del
It's falling out of me at speed.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.737532 del
(1.18 MB 576x1024 EfdSer6S.mp4)


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.737533 del
(2.73 MB 4032x3024 IMG-1750.jpg)


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.737534 del
>>737532
Handsome fella.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 22:20 [Preview] No.737535 del
>>737533
Feed to power you!


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.737536 del
>>737533
Handsome feed.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.737537 del
had a feed
did a little shidposting


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 22:52 [Preview] No.737538 del
>>737504
you live in hungary?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 23:04 [Preview] No.737539 del
garn woolies, you neets need anything?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 23:05 [Preview] No.737540 del
>>737539
second breakfast


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 23:12 [Preview] No.737541 del
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>>737539
Something sweet please.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 23:38 [Preview] No.737542 del
Horny.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 23:39 [Preview] No.737543 del
did a quick lap of cars and coffee victor


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.737544 del
>>737543
Anything catch your eye?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.737545 del
>>737544
there was a red '79 Corvette there and a few seppo utes and land yachts
given the location, the number of cars is low compared to the city and some of the cars are less interesting


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 23:50 [Preview] No.737546 del
Chad Monk would be disgusted that Mong Monk shat his pants in public.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.737547 del
Not sure chad monk ever existed.
Just a poo bum boong.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.737548 del
>>737546
I told him no good would come from going to Melbourne. He didn't listen. Now there is poo everywhere.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.737549 del
>>737546
Absolute rectal catastrophe.


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 23:58 [Preview] No.737550 del
>>737545
>and land yachts
Whore Yacht potential?


NEET 08/12/2023 (Sat) 23:59 [Preview] No.737551 del
>>737550
could probably fit 6 in the back and another 2 or 3 on the front bench seat


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 00:01 [Preview] No.737552 del
>>737551
few more in the boot


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 00:02 [Preview] No.737553 del
>>737522
wise words


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 00:04 [Preview] No.737554 del
>>737533
A good feed to start the day.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.737555 del
>>737539
30 rolls toilet paper for monk please.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.737556 del
I have completed the wank. Now I need feed. Then maybe goon.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 00:53 [Preview] No.737557 del
My slop from last night tastes weird. I think it's the paprika.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 00:59 [Preview] No.737558 del
>>737557
Several neets had a rectal catastrophe in it last night. It's probably that you're tasting, not the paprika.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:00 [Preview] No.737559 del
>>737558
Monk sprayed shit in everybody's pan


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:00 [Preview] No.737560 del
Might spend today reading books on magic.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:01 [Preview] No.737561 del
>>737560
Did you visit Flourish and Blotts?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.737562 del
>>737561
I bet he has been in the restricted section of the Hogwarts library again.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.737563 del
>>737561
never heard of them


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.737564 del
>>737562
where they keep all the naughty books on sex the rowling kept wanting to read


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:11 [Preview] No.737565 del
>>737563
It's a bookshop in Diagon Alley.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.737566 del
>>737520
>the so-called star of the team isn't even white
still not gay gay, but kinda gay
>>737521
what are australian sports?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.737567 del
>>737542
>>737556
50 minutes?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.737568 del
>>737567
It was a big wank.
Still thinking about going to get some more grog. Haven't eaten.
Sort of thinking I'll get some puff pastry and turn that slop into pasty things. It's too salty, gave me hiccups when I had some with rice


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.737569 del
>>737566
>what are australian sports?
drinking
beating up the wife
cricket
afl


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.737570 del
>>737569
AFL is the only real sport.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.737571 del
The others are recreational activities


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.737572 del
(716.13 KB 576x1024 HU-ysWSp.mp4)


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.737573 del
>>737565
Good shop.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.737574 del
>>737568
just make sure to not flood this place with jizz


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.737575 del
Maintenance officer at Weber's anus.
On call, must be available at short notice, soldering experience recommended, floorboard accommodation inc working away from home allowance of pepper pie crusts, salary sacrificing availabile for chux purchases.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.737576 del
>>737569
>drinking
>beating up the wife
not so fast
vaslui, the county I was born in invented that
you can claim there rest
>>737571
does wanking count?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:40 [Preview] No.737577 del
>>737574
I've tried. Too many guzzlers.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 01:41 [Preview] No.737578 del
>>737576
>count
Depends on who is doing it.
Possum charges more than its worth.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.737579 del
Fat arses and leggings at woolies.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.737580 del
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>>737569
goon of fortune


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.737581 del
day's half over, still haven't done shit


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 02:45 [Preview] No.737582 del
>>737513
Probably 14. Then bought a pint for someone who had been cut off. Didn't realise they would definitely have cameras in the gaming lounge smokers area and watched me give it to him after telling me not to

>>737546
You gotta go when you gotta go. Decided I will put together an emergency kit to keep in the boot. Tissues, wet wipes, undies, plastic bags, etc.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.737583 del
>>737577
not again
>>737578
possum sounds like a hell of a guy
>>737580
where do you find a chick like that?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.737584 del
>>737581
I went shopping.
I'm spent.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 03:13 [Preview] No.737585 del
>>737583
He is.
Anywhere between Smithfield and Salisbury East.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.737586 del
(782.94 KB 1617x2048 1690247449918602.jpg)


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 03:32 [Preview] No.737587 del
I think I can cut back to three times a week, starting next week.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 03:44 [Preview] No.737588 del
took motherbat for a counter meal
both had a piece of crumbed fish and chips and fucken salad
took her to the supermarket and big w
having a rum


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.737589 del
will need a shid soon
can feel some seepage tickling my ringpiece


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 03:48 [Preview] No.737590 del
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>>737588
Sqwark. Squark.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.737591 del
>>737590
why does that seagull have penguin wings?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 03:49 [Preview] No.737592 del
Have to hold my nose when I laugh to keep half sure that my neighbours can't hear me.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 03:51 [Preview] No.737593 del
>>737591
Flightless seagull.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 03:52 [Preview] No.737594 del
>>737569
burnouts
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5Vb5LwKHFDg [Embed]


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 03:56 [Preview] No.737595 del
>>737594
maybe we should have another womboflix open mic night to allow neets to dump their youtube videos on each other


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:06 [Preview] No.737596 del
more beyond creepy for creepy neets:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5bp35P8W8P0 [Embed]


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.737597 del
Doing big shid. Since the last one I consumed:
Fish and chips
Sausages egg and bacon and toast
Packet of wagon wheels
Schnitzel and chips
Big bag of Doritos
Custard tart
Jelly and custard
Strawberry pana cotta
Pepper pie
Bacon egg and cheese muffin
2 ham sammich
Bag of snakes
Six stdouts
3 bottles of red


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.737598 del
>>737597
let us know how it smells


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:09 [Preview] No.737599 del
>>737597
Mummy’s special little man is doing a big big jobbie


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.737600 del
>>737598
If only we had vocapoo for sharing smells


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:13 [Preview] No.737601 del
>>737600
ideas like this will make the billion dollar start ups that fund the neet compound


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:19 [Preview] No.737602 del
>>737597
That's a lot of sneed.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:26 [Preview] No.737604 del
>>737602
I need to set a poo alarm for every day and just go regardless of feeling the need.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:27 [Preview] No.737605 del
>>737579
I saw you struttin'!


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:30 [Preview] No.737606 del
>>737604
It will be falling out of you whether it wants to or not.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:36 [Preview] No.737607 del
>>737533
Looks yum but I don't like how uniformly round that egg is.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:37 [Preview] No.737608 del
>>737607
She has a tiny frying pan she put the egg in. I think the egg just settled out to the diameter of the flat part of the pan.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:42 [Preview] No.737609 del
>>737524
>Brian would struggle to keep himself employed for the rest of his life
feelz


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:43 [Preview] No.737610 del


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:44 [Preview] No.737611 del
>>737608
What's the tiny dish with the kookaburras usually used for?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.737612 del
>>737611
Not sure. Probably for putting a wet tea bag on.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:46 [Preview] No.737613 del
I put staples and legs I have cut of resistors and shit there to go in the bin.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:48 [Preview] No.737614 del
Imagine webber popping a squat on the side of a dark country road


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.737615 del
>>737597
You need some metamucil


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.737616 del
>>737600
Scratch n sniff.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.737619 del
>>737614
His knees cracking would be like gunshots in the night


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.737620 del
>>737617
>>737618
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.737621 del
>>737619
His grunts would arouse the female koalas


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.737622 del


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.737623 del
Apparently this is the bidness for free schematic and PCB layout generation: https://www.kicad.org/


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 05:05 [Preview] No.737624 del
carn doggies, dont fail me on the first leg


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 05:06 [Preview] No.737625 del
>>737624
Big multi?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 05:09 [Preview] No.737626 del
>>737625
5 legs. $5 stale paying out $40


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 05:11 [Preview] No.737627 del
>>737626
Good luck.

Did you finish cleaning the car?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 05:15 [Preview] No.737628 del
>>737627
Cleaned the passenger seat with some hot water and bath cleaner. Got a scented tree thing. Gonna do a full deep clean tomorrow, its overdue anyway


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 05:49 [Preview] No.737629 del
Did my clones and trim and tie and changeover today.
6 bloody hours might as well be a wagie.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 05:53 [Preview] No.737630 del
>>737629
how long until you next have to do work on it all?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 05:55 [Preview] No.737631 del
>>737629
It will be all worth it come harvest time.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 05:56 [Preview] No.737632 del
>>737630
Pretty much no more real work for 8/9 weeks now, just a bit of trimming and adjusting.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.737633 del
>>737631
It will I just felt like a whinge.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 05:58 [Preview] No.737634 del


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.737635 del
>>737610
It continues.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.737636 del
>>737635
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HWJyT0MLSNU [Embed]


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.737637 del
Cup of rosehip going down the hatch.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:12 [Preview] No.737638 del
>>737635
The sloppa never ends.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.737639 del
>>737495
What age did he start drinking, 10?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:17 [Preview] No.737640 del
>>737477
Bloody hell that is an epic poo tale.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:21 [Preview] No.737643 del
>>737557
Maybe it had something to do with the paprika who made it :)


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.737644 del
>>737636
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY [Embed]


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.737645 del


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.737646 del
Cruisey killed Vocaroo


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.737647 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vgiDcJi534Y [Embed]


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.737648 del
>>737645
GET OUT


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.737650 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N_OLAyZ-NRM [Embed]


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.737651 del
>>737641
>>737642
scared my cat
now he's gonna act insane again
>>737646
https://voca.ro/1nL9cYB9L8ez


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.737652 del
Had a great dream last night where I was dating Gemma Chan from Crazy Rich Asians and she was quickly falling in love with me
Tried to go back to sleep to continue the dream but was forced to face the reality of life as a lonesome dropkick, woe


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.737653 del
special announcement
tonight (this morning) I'm having some johnnie walker instead of my usual 2 liters of beer
cheers neets


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.737654 del
>>737652
>Gemma Chan
google suggests she's a bit fucken plain, m8


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.737655 del
somebody is posting those wan-wan shops all over endchan


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.737656 del
>>737655
Probably Cruisey.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:50 [Preview] No.737657 del
I put cream in cup noodles. Very tasty.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.737658 del
>>737656
which one?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.737659 del
>>737658
Whichever is most wasted.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.737660 del
>>737659
given it is after 4 on a sunday, local cruisey is probably absolutely munted on choof


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.737661 del
>>737655
It's obviously IGA


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.737662 del
>>737656
A few choofs and there's no telling what he'll do!


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.737663 del
>>737660
Sunday is a day of rest and choof makes you restful.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.737664 del
>>737653
Cheers.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.737665 del
>>737663
I can't remember the last time he went to negro church


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.737666 del
>>737665
I like to imagine that it's like that one in Blues Brothers.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.737667 del
>>737659
sounds fair
>>737664
will fall on duty soon


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.737668 del
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confess you gooning sins
sometimes I mix liquor with juice to get it down without feeling like puking


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:04 [Preview] No.737669 del
Haven't gooned this year. Life is still a wreck.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:05 [Preview] No.737670 del
>>737653
Special occasion?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.737671 del
>>737650
>The Best Of Hard Trance


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:11 [Preview] No.737672 del
>>737669
if you think is worth it, don't drink
>>737670
anything goes


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.737673 del


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:14 [Preview] No.737674 del
about to pass the fuck out
cya boongs


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.737675 del
>>737582
>>737477
Remind us again why you moved in with Mother, wasn't it to improve your life?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:20 [Preview] No.737677 del
>>737674
Goon night.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.737678 del
>>737676
Good signs.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.737680 del
>>737679
Necrophilia time!


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:25 [Preview] No.737681 del
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NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.737682 del
>>737681
Thanks Trev.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.737683 del
WomboFlix should watch Down for Love at some stage.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.737684 del
>>737683
It would bring out the worst in us. Neets would keep bringing up that down for some dick/the hottest down syndrom whores thing again.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.737685 del
>>737683
Wooden spoon.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.737686 del
>>737684
>dick/the hottest down syndrom whores thing again.
True, that did make me laugh.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.737687 del
>>737674
The fuck. It's only 9 in the morn.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.737688 del
>>737687
He is nocturnal.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.737689 del
>>737687
He's working the hours his local partner needs!


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.737690 del


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.737691 del
had two piss of toast and butter for dinner and a mug of chicken broff


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:33 [Preview] No.737692 del
>>737689
I've been thinking about signing up to be a casual Cruisey to cover the hours when they both are passed out.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.737693 del
>>737692
I think it will be a good experience for you.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.737694 del


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.737695 del
apparently that fire in hawaii was started with a space laser


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.737696 del
>>737674
Goodnight.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:37 [Preview] No.737697 del
>>737695
That will teach those hawaiians not to mess with Weber.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.737698 del


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.737699 del
>>737698
Trust the plan.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.737700 del
>>737697
He did it to avenge his fallen exec brother Israel Kamakawiwo'ole.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.737701 del
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>>737515
>>>/ligamx/

>>737538
Are you not?

>>737566
>australian sports
Throwing bendy sticks.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.737702 del
>>737691
nobody asked
nobody cares


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:41 [Preview] No.737703 del
>>737691
For pudding?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.737704 del
Also huggy eggball catcher.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.737705 del
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>>737698
They tried to laser me once.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.737706 del
>>737700
VENGEANCE FOR IZZY!


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.737707 del
>>737698
ET not a fan of pineapple on pixxa.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:47 [Preview] No.737708 del
>>737703
I just opened a bottle of cab sauv.
I might have some lime jelly and custard during the moofie.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:48 [Preview] No.737709 del
>>737704
rugby?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.737710 del
Bruce Willis is good at shooting people


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.737711 del
He has killed 149 people on camera apparently.
https://listofdeaths.fandom.com/wiki/Bruce_Willis


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.737712 del
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As a change from all the drama we've had recently, Womboflix will be playing the action/crime Last Man Standing(1996) tonight in 1 hour. Starring Bruce Willis and Christopher Walken, and directed by the underrated Walter Hill, it is a remake of the Clint Eastwood movie A Fistful of Dollars, but set in the 1930s rather than the old west.
https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.737713 del
>>737711
He didn't manage to kill Karl in Die Hard.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.737714 del
>>737712
I Am Nigger


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.737715 del
>>737711
It is sad Bruce is a vegetable now


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.737716 del
What's that movie where he hires some fat nerd like Weber to make an electronic gun rotator thing and then shoots the guy's arm off?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.737717 del
>>737713
He headbutted Gunther to death in Die Hard With a Vengeance
>Gunther - Headbutted several times by John McClane, died from blood loss


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.737718 del
>>737715
It is, he was one of the best action movie stars.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.737719 del
>>737717
According to that, he killed osama bin laden. Must have been a navy seal in his spare time.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.737720 del
>>737716
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nbH_Xi_z1Q4 [Embed]


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:08 [Preview] No.737721 del
>>737719
He trains the navy seals.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.737722 del
>>737721
You're thinking of steven segal


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.737723 del


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.737724 del
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>>737722
He is basically one of us.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.737725 del
Poo and piss


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.737726 del


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.737727 del
lol I got iiNet/Internode's IPv6 range banned from >>>/bbg/ for being mean about their fat piggu and/or posting boong porn


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.737728 del
>>737708
I just picked up a couple tallies from the drive-thru. Slighlty tipsy, about 4-6 standoes.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.737729 del
>>737727
Leave the other boards alone you mong.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.737730 del
looking at the macca's apple pies. What's the best fast food dessert?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.737731 del
>>737729
If people posted more here I wouldn't be wandering around the place like a mong


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.737732 del
>>737729
Can you mot go a single day without crying???


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.737733 del
>>>/incels/

Leave them alone?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.737734 del
Can someone ban it?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.737735 del
>>737701
Stop attracting that retard to other boards.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.737736 del
>>737734
He's spreading his bullshit to other boards all over the website. Don't expect whoever is meant to be running this board or even this website to do anything about him.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:54 [Preview] No.737737 del
I can't poo yet but I know I will do a big poo later


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.737738 del
>>737733
that board is dead, but this link is interesting: https://nopussynowork.org/


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.737739 del
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Ready.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.737740 del
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>>737739
See you there.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.737741 del
I'm ready to rape


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.737742 del
(1.37 MB 320x240 Billy_Bowden.gif)


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.737743 del
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Get in here neets, Bruce Willis has a lot of people to kill tonight: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.737744 del
>>737740
Looking good.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.737745 del
>>737734
>>737735
>>737736
Henlo Mr Samefag, just a quick fyi this is a chan and not reddit.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.737746 del
>>737720
Jack Black really let himself go.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.737747 del


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.737748 del
>>737745
Eats some more shit


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.737749 del
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The green looks good.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 09:46 [Preview] No.737750 del
>>737746
he's jewish you know


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.737751 del
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>>737750
Ned Kelly was jewish


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.737752 del
>>737751
Can you pick me up a suit?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.737753 del
Thinking about apply to the job at aldi again. But if its 20 hours a week I'm not really sure its worth it, only $150 more than cenno pays. Not sure how much that would reduce my payments


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.737754 del
>>737753
A better idea would be to ask people for spare change and ciggies in the Aldi car park.
You can sell the ciggies to school kids and you don't have to tell cenno about any of it.


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NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.737756 del
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The bush is sexy


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.737757 del
>>737753
If you get more hours it would be more.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.737758 del
A good erotic read


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.737759 del
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>>737758
>A goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.737760 del
had a bowl of lime jelly and a squirty bag of bluey custard


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.737761 del
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>>737759
A lot of people want to fuck dinosaurs I guess.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.737762 del
Thanks for movie. Nice shots.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.737763 del


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.737764 del
>>737762
I've long thought Ry Cooder's theme music was something special.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.737765 del
might go to bed


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.737766 del
>>737765
Who's bed?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:04 [Preview] No.737767 del
>>737764
P. cool.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.737768 del
>>737765
Might say goodnight to you.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.737769 del
>>737765
It's always 'might' with you...


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.737770 del
>>737769
I did go.
Nobody ever says to stay.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.737771 del
Had a hot shower which I'm happy about. Have to deal with real estate agents tomorrow which I'm not.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.737772 del
Helllo NEETs


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.737773 del
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The new QLED TV is going great. I treat it like 4 monitors. At night I only use half the screen and it’s like having an ultra wide that doesn’t exist. Very happy right now . BrB got to crush up some oxy.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.737774 del
>>737773
You can watch a lot of abo porn on that


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.737775 del
curry powder makes my pee smell


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:29 [Preview] No.737776 del
>>737773
>crush up some oxy.
I don't think thats a good idea.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:30 [Preview] No.737777 del
>>737773
The oxy helps you sleep better on the air mattress in the disabled dunny?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.737778 del
>>737777
Thanks wizzy.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:34 [Preview] No.737779 del
>>737777
Shit get. What waste of a post.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.737780 del
>>737777
Maybe it makes the kitchen office more comfy


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.737781 del
I’m incredibly lonely 😔


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NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.737783 del
>>737779
Blame nuro aka 'mystery neet'...


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:41 [Preview] No.737785 del
How's Cairns?


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:42 [Preview] No.737786 del
the mystery meat in the mystery neet


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.737787 del
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NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.737788 del
>when the based one appears


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.737789 del
I trusted the plan.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:58 [Preview] No.737790 del
still fat as fuck


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 11:59 [Preview] No.737791 del
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NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.737792 del
Have a Blessed day Neets, o7


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.737793 del
>>737792
Thanks NEET.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.737794 del
>>737777
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 14:32 [Preview] No.737796 del
time to choof


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.737797 del
morning
gotta sell a hot air pistol brb in a few hours


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.737798 del
its good choof


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.737799 del
Watching travel vlogs where they bargain and pop in behind the street food stalls to film everything, just awkward
Cringing as much as I am grinning


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.737800 del
Beastly wank


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.737801 del
>>737796
>>737798
Good choofin


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.737802 del
Nuro's TV is the biggest IRL Gen that's ever been.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.737803 del
>>737799
There's a YouTube guy who I get recommended sometimes that is like that.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.737804 del
>>737800
Elephants and goblins.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.737805 del
4am NEET hunger


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.737806 del
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NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.737809 del
morning neetbros


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 19:20 [Preview] No.737810 del
>>737809
mording


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NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 19:35 [Preview] No.737812 del
my sink is clogged


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.737813 del
>>737812
My toilet it clogged


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.737814 del
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Hot abo morning


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.737815 del
15th anniversary of Fatherbot's death. Kinda glad he isn't here to see what a loser I turned out.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.737816 del
took an 1 hour nap because I haven't had enough coffee
had some dream where a voice kept saying in my head the end is near and only americans are safe
could only tie the massage to the one world government and that americans have guns and could fight back
the dream was probably nonsense but I woke up with sleep paralysis anyway
thought my mic stand was some intruder trying to kill me


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 22:42 [Preview] No.737818 del
>Public holiday in NSW if Matildas win World Cup: Premier
Wagies are truly spoilt.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.737819 del
>>737818
They're not going to make it past the nex match, so it's an empty statement.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 23:04 [Preview] No.737820 del
>>737817
that's a creepy looking dog. Those eyes.


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.737821 del
(1.95 MB 480x688 dskek.mp4)


NEET 08/13/2023 (Sun) 23:48 [Preview] No.737822 del
>>737815
You doing anything with old girl for it


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 00:24 [Preview] No.737823 del
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Ok neets, time for the womboflix movie selection committee meeting. This week for tv we'll be screening the first episode of the 90s tv show American Gothic, but we need to pick some movies too:

Wrongfully Accused (1998)
The Sunset Limited(2011)
Outrage(2010)
Captain Phillips (2013)
The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Godzilla(2014)
Smokin Aces (2006)
Rapid Fire(1992)
Apocalypse Now/Full Metal Jacket/Tropic Thunder
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Rambo (2008)
Showdown in Little Tokyo(1991)
Who Killed Captain Alex
Under Siege
Wasabi
Truman Show
F/X
Weekend At Bernies
Taxi Driver
Trading Places
There Will Be Blood
Synecdoche, New York
Fritz the cat
Se7en
The Commitments
Hell or high water
Scum
Ice Pirates
Wolf Of Wall Street
Love And Death
The Bourne Identity/The Bourne Supremacy/The Bourne Ultimatum
Young Einstein
Don's Party
Apt Pupil
Old Henry


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 01:09 [Preview] No.737824 del
Not usually awake this early. Might head to bakery and spend my last dollars before sending an SOS to Mother for more cash.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.737825 del
Got a bbq chook, coleslaw and pasta salad from woolies. 4 dinner rolls from bakers delight. Longneck of rum from liquorland (have 2 cans in the fridge leftover) and a pepper pie from the bakery.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.737826 del
>>737824
See if they've got any cinnamon scrolls please


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NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.737828 del
>>737823
I will vote for There Will Be Blood, as a movie I keep hearing about as being one of the best of all time.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.737829 del
>>737823
I will abstain this week as I asked for Good Will Hunting


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NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:15 [Preview] No.737831 del
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NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.737832 del
>>737831
my life for decades


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.737833 del
>>737832
It's one of the reasons we're here, fren.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.737834 del
>>737825
Enjoy your pre-lunch snack!


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.737835 del
>>737828
Oh yeah?


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.737836 del
>>737834
The pie was lunch.
I have parted the chook out and put it in the fridge. I ate some of the scrappy bits.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:33 [Preview] No.737837 del
>>737826
Got you a large dim sim, that I ate on teh way home :)


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:34 [Preview] No.737838 del
>>737836
Scrappy bits are the best. You must be missing Sweetie?


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.737839 del
>>737838
>You must be missing Sweetie?
yes


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.737840 del
>>737815
RIP Old Man


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:46 [Preview] No.737841 del
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NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.737842 del
>>737773
Get a load of this cashed up neet


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 03:07 [Preview] No.737843 del
it's 1 o'clock and I still haven't achieved a single fucking thing today.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 03:31 [Preview] No.737844 del
>>737843
It is the neet way.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.737845 del
Might go for a cruise down to my local yacht club. You neets want anything?


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.737846 del
>>737845
One mooring please.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.737847 del
>>737823
Synedoche NY


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.737848 del
>>737825
Day set.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.737849 del
No post NEETs


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 04:43 [Preview] No.737850 del
Really appreciate Shiban fixing the flags.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.737851 del
Has anyone here had to do an employability skills training course before? Can I actually finish the online one quickly or will it really take 3 weeks?


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 05:07 [Preview] No.737852 del
need to remember to do a poo today


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 05:23 [Preview] No.737853 del
>>737851
Don't really know but if it's like all those similar courses they run it will be spaced out so they make more money out of them.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.737854 del
>>737849
That happens when iga fags the place up


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 06:03 [Preview] No.737855 del
>>737851
dunno, I'm unemployable


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.737856 del
Did a feed.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.737857 del
>>737856
lots of meat?


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.737858 del
Had to put my celery in some water as it went floppy.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.737859 del
>>737856
A dirty feed.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 06:35 [Preview] No.737860 del
buttered dinner roll just to make sure it was safe to consume


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.737861 del
>>737829
If good neets do nothing, then cruisey will triumph


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.737862 del
>>737861
Abstaining is doing nothing.
Be a boong, against cruisey


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.737863 del
>>737861
In that case, Apt Pupil for a not much action moofie and There Will Be Blood for (presumably) blood.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.737864 del
>>737816
It was brainwashing broadcast on 5G.
>thought my mic stand was some intruder trying to kill me
Hope you beat the shit out of it.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.737865 del
gayneet lives behind the ballina prawn


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:09 [Preview] No.737866 del
has anyone tried that pulled pork and angus burger from hungry jacks?


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.737867 del
Possum pulled my pork and poked my angus once.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.737868 del
>>737866
Grego gave it a 7/10


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.737869 del
>>737867
I hope your angus was clean


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.737870 del
"Hungry Jack's has been contacted for comment."


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:19 [Preview] No.737871 del
>>737851
Waste of time


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.737872 del
>>737869
he did lick it clean afterwards, so there was that


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.737873 del
ate half a chooky and some coleslaw and some dinner rolls
having a bottle of dog strangler now
got strawberry cheesecake for puddink


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.737874 del
also finished my circuit design
need to draw it and generate a pcb layout and get it printed


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.737875 del
>>737816
Goon tax!


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.737876 del
Concerned about mummybots technical competency. She got an android phone for her new job and needed me to set it up. Needed me to setup the ALDI mobile plan, needed me to show her how to sign into the work e-mail, and tomorrow I'll have to show her again how to use folders in windows explorer.
This also means that she signed up to all the SaaS shit they use with her personal e-mail address. If she didn't have someone to show her I don't think she'd be able to figure these things out but they've become a requirement and she won't retire for at least 5 years
She wasn't this technically illiterate when I was a kid


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.737877 del
>>737876
Just help her and groan internally. There comes a point for everybody where new stuff is too hard to learn. You'll be there one day, probably faster than usual on account of your alcohol consumption.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.737878 del
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>>737877
A proper neet dies of heart disease long before his brain can decline.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.737879 del
>>737877
>account of your alcohol consumption.
His body will put up with the stress of the chronic gooning.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.737880 del
>>737877
I know, I don't mind doing it. She has to e-mail someone to get a copy of the land title for this house as part of her application for a personal loan but has been putting it off for weeks, no idea why. I can see where my ADHD mongbrain comes from.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:17 [Preview] No.737881 del
>>737873
Sounds like a good feed.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.737882 del
Had that McDonalds Chocolate Soft Serve. It came out almost melted but tasted okay. Didn't mind it all.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.737883 del
>>737873
>dog strangler
I hope sweetie didn't see


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:21 [Preview] No.737884 del
>>737879
He should get ndis funding for helpers to do things for him.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.737885 del
>>737884
*to him.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.737886 del
Moving my to-do list to tomorrow.
Keen for tonights choof session


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.737887 del
>>737886
>Moving my to-do list to tomorrow.
Sounds do-able.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.737888 del
When you do things you get used to doing things and then doing things becomes normal and then you crave the doing of things like an addict.
Far better to just not do things.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.737889 del
>>737888
>Far better to just not do things.
Better to do them tomorrow.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.737890 del
>>737874
Ever make your own using the etching chemicals? I'm sure you have.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:52 [Preview] No.737891 del
>>737874
>and get it printed
At Changs?


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.737892 del
>>737890
Yeah did it a couple of times way back when. Fun to do once, but not very efficient or economical when some chink place will do 5 small boards for $2 USD.


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NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 08:57 [Preview] No.737894 del
Misso's hot ethnic friends are over. The Persian and the Far East Asian. Having my second shit since they've been here.
There was a comment after the first one.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.737895 del
>>737894
>There was a comment after the first one.
They were in awe of your power


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.737896 del
>>737894
>Having my second shit
The wanking intensifies!


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.737897 del
>>737894
You know we want to know the comment.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.737898 del
>>737892
let the chinks breathe in all the carcinogens


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.737899 del
>>737894
chicks are always impressed by the size of a man's poo. They try and hide it, but you can tell. Make sure you show them before you flush.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.737900 del
>>737899
The Big Man does the Big Poo.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.737901 del
>>737894
>There was a comment after the first one.
what did they say?


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.737902 del
>>737892
Tru dat


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NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.737904 del
>>737901
He will never tell us.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.737906 del
>>737899
The old show and smell, just like back in primary school.


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NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.737908 del
>>737905
Wholesome and vile all at once.


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NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.737910 del
>>737908
It is up there as the best with the absolute rectal catastrophe story for me.


NEET 08/14/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.737911 del