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NEET General #724 - Sexually Confused French Edition NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No. 738016
Oui oui oui!
Hons hons hons!
Le grande baguette.

OLD: >>737003

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 00:40 [Preview] No.738018 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 00:44 [Preview] No.738020 del
'ow does 'e do eet?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.738025 del
soixante neuf

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.738027 del
ménage à trois

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.738028 del
sacre bleu!

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:09 [Preview] No.738045 del
erroneous garbage

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:19 [Preview] No.738051 del
So you're the one who posted that 12 or 14yo girl the other day.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:23 [Preview] No.738055 del
Yeah nah, best fuck off back to 4chan

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.738063 del
Fucking Priscilla.
I devastate your anus you animu faggot.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:28 [Preview] No.738064 del
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NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:29 [Preview] No.738066 del
Are all foreigners iga?
Do other countries even exist?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.738068 del
Big Fella is real. I am not sure his country exists though.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.738069 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:32 [Preview] No.738070 del
I accept the existence of Hungary on a temporary basis.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:34 [Preview] No.738071 del
He could always strap them around his ankles.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.738072 del
Why can't you mongs even make a proper thread?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:37 [Preview] No.738073 del
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There were some er, issues with starting the choppah...

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.738074 del
ffs wrong image

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:38 [Preview] No.738075 del
Only until second breakfast.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.738076 del
Because you don't wash your arse properly.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.738077 del
Only NK should be allowed to post sniff boongs.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.738078 del
What's wrong with it?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:46 [Preview] No.738079 del
put some chicken and mayo and pepper on two left over dinner rolls

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.738080 del
Throw them at my house please.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.738081 del
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NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.738082 del
neets if you want to vote for a movie do so soon - the movie list:

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.738083 del
I would like to vote for Full Metal Jacket.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.738084 del
Synedoche NY

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 02:49 [Preview] No.738085 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.738086 del
Feeling sad and stupid

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.738087 del
Listen to some nice music.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 03:32 [Preview] No.738088 del
I can’t at the moment. I hooked my laptop to the telly so she can watch the last three episodes of Outlander.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.738089 del
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NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 03:55 [Preview] No.738090 del
Guess he didn't go fishing

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.738091 del
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NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.738092 del
What’s the point

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.738093 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 04:55 [Preview] No.738094 del
Triple serving of butter chicken.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:24 [Preview] No.738095 del
Howdy NEEToes, hows it going?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.738096 del
henlo Shire
my life sucks
I hope yours is good

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.738097 del
>my life sucks

Well that's no good, hope things get better, i'm doing okay.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:35 [Preview] No.738098 del
Howdy. I've done three shits today, had two coffees and a big feed. Also watched almost a series of Kath and Kim. Doing farts and burps.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.738099 del
Hi shire
>three shits today, had two coffees and a big feed.
A normal neet day.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:48 [Preview] No.738100 del
That's a lot of poos.

Hey hey

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:51 [Preview] No.738101 del
Monk shat his pants in public the other night. For real.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 05:56 [Preview] No.738102 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.738103 del
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Ahhhhhh the serenity…..

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.738104 del
Pity you have to back to the dunnybedroom.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:08 [Preview] No.738105 del
His post is here:>>737477

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:16 [Preview] No.738106 del
>>Absolute rectal catastrophe.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.738107 del
Ok neets, the votes are in and the candidates selected, with only a moderate amount of vote tampering this time. Here's what womboflix will be playing for the next two weeks:

Wed 16th - American Gothic

Sat 19th - There Will Be Blood
Sun 20th - Syndoche

Wed 23rd - The IT crowd

Sat 26th - Apt Pupil
Sun 27th - Full Metal Jacket

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:46 [Preview] No.738108 del
What ?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.738109 del
he's spitting truth >>738026

have some decency neets, censor the f word for christ's sake

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.738110 del
I figured it was something about donnybrook. I think that's some eastern state tribal thing.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.738111 del
He is a fag for thinking every ocean photo is Nurgo
He is a fag for constantly sperging out and still posting here . Stupid assclown can’t be fucking comfy ever.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:02 [Preview] No.738112 del
he will never get the smell out of his car.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.738113 del
> censor the f word for christ's sake
Standards has fallen.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.738114 del
And just like that, Nuro started creating board drama other nothing again

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:07 [Preview] No.738115 del
Yep, absolutely ruined.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.738116 del
He and his best mate iga seem to be taking it in shifts these days.
It's a pity they are both dead.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.738117 del
some might say it's a pity they aren't dead

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.738118 del
They are dead, they are just too stupid to realise it.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.738119 del
Accepting is on a temporary basis, or existence on a temporary basis.?

They just making music pröööting into em.

I was thinking yesterday I might stream Argo sometimes not on those occasions. It's a relatively recent (2004 or something) Hungarian action comedy. Great fun for not the whole family, lots of violence and cursing.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.738120 del
I accept its existence but if you stop posting here it will not exist.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.738121 del
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NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.738122 del
I still have my doubts there is a place made out of paprika and snow.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.738123 del
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Vertical axis is 'self reported life satisfaction and happiness'. Why is Hungary so woed?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:49 [Preview] No.738124 del
I use paprika I think that means there's a little bit of the big fella in me.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:50 [Preview] No.738125 del
sounds like a hungarian traditional ice cream

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:51 [Preview] No.738126 del
Even the Romanian does catch up.
I said he was a good egg.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.738127 del
I went to dinner at a Hungarian fella from works house once.
I was expecting a bbq but it was a 3 course sit down meal, some dumpling things then a really nice stew and a very strong flavoured cake after.
They also got me a bottle of the whisky I drink, extremely good hospitality.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.738128 del
>very strong flavoured cake
lots of paprika?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.738129 del
It was a very spicy heavy fruitcake, sort of like a christmas pud.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.738130 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.738131 del
To what did they owe this generosity?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.738132 del
I'm not sure, I used to chat to him and most people there didn't.
His english wasn't good and you had to give him 5 seconds or so to translate.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.738133 del
Weber is a friend to the foreigners.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.738134 del
watching british tv from 1980, the narrator has a proper british RP accent, unlike the modern degenerates who all sound like cockneys or some backwoods village in yorkshire

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.738135 del
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The guy who wrote this understood NEETlife very well or was very depressed or both.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.738136 del
Once upon a time, BBC radio presenters, TV news readers, narrators, and hosts had to speak with 'proper' English diction/enunciation. Regional dialects were strictly limited to acted character parts.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.738137 del
guess I contributed to the decline of this place

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:26 [Preview] No.738138 del
possum once raped a ghost

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.738139 del
the Holy Ghost

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.738140 del
It was holey after he was done with it.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.738141 del
cheers m8
trying my best

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.738142 del
might pull an all nighter to reset my pattern

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.738143 del
possum ate some radioactive garlic bread and gained a laser eye attack blast once

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:35 [Preview] No.738144 del
lol I made that image years ago

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.738145 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TxrqAdxwBo4 [Embed]

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.738146 del
nighty good
no humans

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.738147 del
good stuff

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:46 [Preview] No.738148 del
looks comfy

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.738149 del
if it's night yes
otherwise too much noise and too many people

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.738150 del
No input about the movie?
The regular movie will be Into the Wild on Sept 2.

>Standards has fallen.
You sure you didn't drink em all?


The fences are made of kolbász.

Culture of depression and no prozac.

I'm sure I did not do it.

I dunno what it could been.
>fruitcake, xmas pud

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.738151 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FTfjFSRExAc [Embed]

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:06 [Preview] No.738152 del
It could be it was just a christmas pud and I've been thinking it was a Hungarian thing.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.738154 del
bad thread in catalog

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.738155 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.738156 del
She new, she new!

Good use of the emoji.

He'll be back on the Javascript soon.

Sounds do-able.

Did you find it?

You need your local partners services to help you.

You'll burst something in your eye.

Cheese (diary, cheese) sauce with cauliflower.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=P0zNhd91xTI [Embed]

>give it to me straight;

>well god damn this really is the end.

I thought of this image >>738047




I shouldn't but I chortled.

>Do other countries even exist?
Good question.

Down for Love on one Wednesday.


Very busy day.



>They just making music pröööting into em.

>A cowboy ghost has been haunting my house!
>I want you to take off your blouse, stand at the window, stand there, for hours, each night. Lure him in. Trapping rogue spirits is dangerous work, especially topless, take lots of photographs.
>Alright, who’s got a theory for me? Next!

He's a solid international partner.

That part made me chortle.

NEET spirit.

The show must go on!

Sounds do-able.

>You sure you didn't drink em all?
Well bantered.


NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.738157 del
got 2 (two)

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.738158 del
Lucky (You)!

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.738159 del
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Eight (8).
Well Post'd.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:30 [Preview] No.738160 del
Thank (You)!

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.738161 del
Nice tower post.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.738162 del
on annual leave and working

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.738163 del
Today I learned that boobs scare away cowboy ghosts

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.738164 del
Thank (You)!

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.738165 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.738166 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.738167 del
Marvin has a lot of insights. Also be careful of Domestobots.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Y0sKEmivc8 [Embed]

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.738168 del
You let it happen

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.738169 del
Slut to the wage

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.738170 del
It's been said before.
Shiban doesn't see us for anything more than drunks.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.738171 del
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> drunks.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.738172 del
Tbf most of us are drunks.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.738173 del
maybe if you stopped drinking and choofing all the time

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.738174 del
Might win lotto tonight

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.738175 del
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NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.738176 del
Might ask you for a loan if you do.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.738177 del
If I get the 30 million I will give each of the NEETs $100 for each kg they weigh.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.738178 del
I have an entirely different suspicion.
Besides the drunk.

If I win the lottery I'll give each of the NEET's 100 HUF for each kg they weigh too.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.738179 del
It's the medicine a lot of NEETs need!

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.738180 del
That's 44 cents.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.738181 del
>If I win the lottery I'll give each of the NEET's 100 HUF for each kg they weigh too.
You owe me 14,210.89

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.738182 del
I did not win.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.738183 del
has it even been drawn yet?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.738184 del
20 minutes ago

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.738185 del
Got choofed last night and spent hours looking at the value chain of Indonesian nutmeg exports.
50% of the market (20,000T) is exported and the vast majority of the supply comes from small-time holder farmer local collectors, no industrialised farming.
The exporting companies seem largely like smaller operations, I found some of their US customs records and a lot are making relatively small shipments of 5T or less. Looking at their listed addresses from the customs forms shows standard small suburban industrial yards with a few dodgy trucks that would move the dried product from villages. I'm not sure if these exporters would be the 'local collector' element of the supply chain or if that exists as a middle man between the exporter and the actual producer.
There has to be a way to exploit the lack of farms somehow. With current methods they just let the nutmeg seed and mace dry by laying them out on the ground, surely I could pay a premium for them and setup a more industrial processing plant with gas heating and internationally compliant quality assurance (EU safety regulation is the largest non-tariff barrier) to try and find the upper hand. It seems like due to the traditional nature of the industry it would be a lot easier to break into compared to say, palm oil.
Coles brand nutmeg is packed in India, the second largest exporter, but Woolies brand nutmeg is packed in Aus from imported ingredients.
Wondering if the importers face issues doing business with foreign companies and would benefit from having a direct Aussie contact as their supplier.
Need that cruisey money to get started

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.738186 del
You must be slim.

I have not wonned the lotteria yet.

Apparently you can get high on nutmeg.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.738187 del
You could grow black market nutmeg and keep all the profit.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.738188 del
50% would increase prices but not as much. Did you have any Venetians to talk to?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.738189 del
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Good idea NEET

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.738190 del
I smoked nutmeg once but nothing happened

You couldn't, the trees take 7 years to bear fruit

>Did you have any Venetians to talk to?
Just my regular double roller blinds. Talked to them until 7am

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.738191 del
You ate it didn't you choofhead.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.738192 del
>Apparently you can get high on nutmeg.
It is an a abortifacient too.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.738193 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.738194 del
You'll need more than 30 million for that mate.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.738195 del
We could raid indonesia and steal their nutmeg.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.738196 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.738197 del
I assume that would void the Indonesian National Standard SNI 0006:2015

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.738198 del
We wil just change the serial numbers.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.738199 del
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Latest dash cam
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pZ5_Vyit-k8 [Embed]
Not sure if someone caught monk or not

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.738200 del
I want to dress like Justin Sledge

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.738201 del
I thought comics were supposed to be fun.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.738202 del
they did!!

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.738203 del
You thought wrong.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.738204 del
Possum zapped my balls with one of Weber's circuits once.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.738205 del
Once each?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.738206 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=uSMm6p8H_LA [Embed]

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.738207 del
It oscillated between the two

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.738208 del
It was a dual trace.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.738209 del
do any other neets love sesame snaps?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.738210 del
Her pronunciation of 'says' as 'says' and not 'sez' gives me the irrits.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.738211 del
post picture; not familiar

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.738212 del
How are you supposed to find a dealer without having any acquaintances?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.738213 del
RSL smokers lounge

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.738214 del
I did all 20 job applications to meet my points requirements in one go, don't even feel a sense of relief. Woe, just wanna choof

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.738215 del
Well job binged.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:34 [Preview] No.738216 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.738217 del
Why are you on Cenno Cruisey?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.738218 del
going bed
have to drive back to adelaide tomorrow mording

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.738219 del
Good night.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.738220 del
wish you were here to hug

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.738221 del
Good Morning.
Have a Blessed day!

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.738222 del
Hopefully no catastrophe

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.738223 del
Very stressed

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.738224 del
You've discovered why banana republics exist.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.738225 del
That's not a good enough reason

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.738226 del
I got a stiffy reading this.
Do it. Best idea you've had.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.738227 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 13:29 [Preview] No.738228 del
Try to avoid peak hour. It's pretty fucked first thing in the morning with the commuters going to the city

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.738229 del
>2 hrs ago

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.738230 del
Choofin. Can feel a market research session coming on

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.738231 del
awake. might have some chamomile and watch a 2 hour doco on the origins of the british

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.738232 del
See if you can take control of the paprika trade.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.738233 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.738234 del
Don't you hate it when you take a shit and it bounces off the water and back up into your bumhole?

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 19:36 [Preview] No.738235 del
Stop eating bouncy balls.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 21:47 [Preview] No.738236 del
Day time.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.738237 del
Weber should be home soon

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.738238 del
morning neetbros. Drank 6 cups of coffee, hoping for a big poo

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.738239 del
I'm on my second poo so far.
Need to be at wage in 30m.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.738240 del

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.738241 del
Take the poo with you.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.738242 del
I did. Now it wants escape, violently.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 23:44 [Preview] No.738244 del
Sitting in my car near a public shitter, sweating.
The sharp stab is up near my ribcage, theres no point going in yet.

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.738245 del
neet confuses a shid with a heartattack
film at 11

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 23:45 [Preview] No.738246 del
Shids self as well

NEET 08/15/2023 (Tue) 23:48 [Preview] No.738247 del
Just heard a guy on one of those lawnmower eebs yell (to I dont know) that he was going to the toilet.
Probably going meff in there.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.738249 del
Only 2 stars. Bet he doesnt actually eat them.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.738250 del
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NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.738252 del
>beard-burn on the knob
Many such cases.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.738253 del
Is that frm?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.738254 del
I doubt it somehow.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:26 [Preview] No.738255 del
>basically i love getting stoned and sucking on cock

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.738256 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.738257 del
sounds good enough
paying for her weed is probably cheaper than paying a whore/escort

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:44 [Preview] No.738258 del
"She" would ask for a money transfer for an uber/condoms/whatever and you'd get nothing.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.738259 del
Possum asked me for a money transfer for uber/condoms/whatever and I got nothing once.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.738260 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bngFndSNmho [Embed]

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:24 [Preview] No.738261 del
postie should be bringing a bunch of bills and a bottle of whisky and a logic pulser today, if they didn't bollocks up my mail hold

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.738262 del
Garlic bread addiction is a terrible thing.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.738263 del
Fucken KFC left the chicken out of my hot and spicy zinger box.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.738264 del
no street smarts here, thanks for pointing that out

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.738265 del
Thats the vegetarian box.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.738266 del
Horrible sleepless night with no booze.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:07 [Preview] No.738267 del
the boig was complete, but not the chicken pieces

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.738268 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fOIrB1fwVPc [Embed]

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:13 [Preview] No.738269 del
Your liver will thankyou.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.738270 del
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NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:23 [Preview] No.738271 del
I want Jay Leno's car collection.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.738272 del
Today's forecast is for all day woe, with a strong chance of JUST in the afternoon.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:33 [Preview] No.738274 del
postie rode past without stopping

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:36 [Preview] No.738275 del
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>JUST wednesday

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.738276 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:39 [Preview] No.738277 del
taking a shid and harrumphing

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:40 [Preview] No.738278 del
Is the laser pulser up his bum?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:41 [Preview] No.738279 del
the worst feeling

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:42 [Preview] No.738280 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:43 [Preview] No.738281 del
Wan wan wan-wan-wan-wan wan wan wan-wan-wan-wan wan wan wan-wan-wan-wan wan WAN-wan-wan-wan-wan-wan-wan

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.738282 del
Getting the roast pork. The free snack no longer includes the tendie.
30 down so far.
Feed only cost $7 because I have points.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:47 [Preview] No.738283 del
Also having a pale.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:50 [Preview] No.738284 del
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was NEET.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:52 [Preview] No.738285 del
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>30 down so far.
Your luck is bound to turn soon. Keep at it champ.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 02:57 [Preview] No.738286 del
We cant go over it.
We cant go under it.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:03 [Preview] No.738287 del
Purchased 1000 1.5 ohm resistors.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:05 [Preview] No.738288 del
garn make a 1.5 mega ohm?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:09 [Preview] No.738289 del
No, it's a hard value to find in 1% tolerance 0.5 watt and 6.5mm axial length.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.738290 del
Now im 100 up

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.738291 del
also 1.5 x 1000 = 1500ohm or 1.5kohm, assuming they are connected in series
in parallel they'd only total 666 ohms and change

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:23 [Preview] No.738292 del
stop now please

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.738293 del
>in parallel they'd only total 666 ohms
Reckon it would be less than that

You're on a hot streak now - you need to bet big before the streak passes. It's the only way to really win long term, otherwise the house will take everything in the end.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:35 [Preview] No.738294 del
Walkong out 130 up
Good thing i kept going

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.738295 del
>Reckon it would be less than that
(1/1.5) * 1000 = 666.666 recurring

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:03 [Preview] No.738296 del
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It is cold today.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:14 [Preview] No.738297 del
it's 1/666.666...

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.738298 del
It is not.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.738299 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.738300 del
Are trackballs any good neets or are they just a meme?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.738301 del
watching tv from the 70s and 80s...I can't bring myself to live in the current age of degeneracy anymore

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 04:36 [Preview] No.738302 del
they're a meme

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.738304 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.738305 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:03 [Preview] No.738307 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.738309 del
>eye laser
Webber you boong

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:17 [Preview] No.738310 del
There was a rape outside my house last night (I did it)

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.738311 del
That poor dog.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:19 [Preview] No.738312 del
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Tonight on womboflix we'll be screening American Gothic, a 90s horror tv series. I haven't seen it myself but it sometimes gets compared to Twin Peaks. 7pm AEST.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.738313 del
Hopefully it won't scare me too much.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:21 [Preview] No.738314 del
hopefully the neet who requested it will turn up

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:22 [Preview] No.738315 del
one can dream

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.738316 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.738317 del
Need to stop sleeping from 7am-3pm

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.738318 del
Need to stop wanking from 7am-3pm.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:00 [Preview] No.738319 del
You lot only reply if I'm losing.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:03 [Preview] No.738320 del
Did you just lose?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:06 [Preview] No.738321 del
We replied when you were $100 and $130 up, what are you on about?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.738322 del
I think he did.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:08 [Preview] No.738323 del
Winners don't need friends.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.738324 del
When I have my front blinds open everyone that walks past looks in.
And then they look away when they see me looking back at them.
Nosy cunts.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.738326 del
Son has been watching too much Twin Peaks.
Congatulations on your win.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.738327 del
I don't think there was one when I cashed out.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.738328 del
I stand outside my front door and question anybody who walks past my house.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.738329 del
Have a harrumph and move on

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.738330 del
You always lose.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.738331 del
I was going to reply but then I saw your spelling error so I didn't.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.738332 del
might shit my pants for fun and profit

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:22 [Preview] No.738333 del
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NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:23 [Preview] No.738334 del
I just farted.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.738335 del
No I didn't.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.738336 del
How is Weber going to handle this summer?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:31 [Preview] No.738337 del
The chink flag poster is a pest.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:33 [Preview] No.738338 del
that's disgusting

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.738339 del
I had two COOL ZONEs installed last November and will have two more installed this November.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.738340 del
But what if you need to go outside?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:37 [Preview] No.738341 del
Outside isn't real.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.738342 del
I won't.
Food and goon can be delivered.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.738343 del
People always ask me if I'm an introvert or an extrovert, I'm actually a pervert.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.738344 del
Blood sacrifice ritual tonight.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.738345 del
No, we're just watching a TV show on Womboflix

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.738346 del
Introversion isn't real

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.738347 del
then where does my peepee go?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.738348 del
The toilet gnomes drink it.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.738349 del
I wish you weren't.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.738350 del
Sickle neet comes from outside

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:20 [Preview] No.738351 del
Vile creatures.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.738352 del
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NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.738353 del
Need a goon

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.738354 del
Need a troon. And soon.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.738355 del
maybe the internet was not a mistake

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.738356 del
wise words

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.738357 del
CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.738358 del
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The first episode of American Gothic will be on in 1 hour on womboflix:

The story takes place in the fictional town of Trinity, South Carolina, and revolves around Caleb Temple and the town's corrupt sheriff, Lucas Buck. Though appearing affable and charismatic, Sheriff Buck is a murderous rapist whose power base is backed by apparent supernatural powers, which he generally uses to manipulate people to "fulfill their potential" and make life-changing choices (usually for evil).


NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.738359 del
>satanic propaganda

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:18 [Preview] No.738360 del
Are you drinking any adult beverages?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.738361 del
having some wine and trying to learn kicad

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:20 [Preview] No.738362 del
It also has some rather erotic scenes.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.738363 del
I and Possum will cover each other's eyes during the rude bits.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.738364 del
that time of the day again

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.738365 del
This is the way of goodness.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.738367 del
Is that a penis behind the dunny roll?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.738368 del
Why did you piss into a glass?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.738369 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PE8GlPpuLuY [Embed]

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.738371 del
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NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.738372 del
Deeply considering it even though I told myself I wouldn't drink until the end of the year.
Mummybot is down at the golf club watching the soccer. It would help me sleep, and I have nothing planned tomorrow.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.738373 del
Don't be gay, have some drinks.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:30 [Preview] No.738374 del
>I have nothing planned tomorrow.
You have the to-do list.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.738375 del
>to-do list
*to-poo list

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.738376 del
Can someone just ban it, just for a while please.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.738377 del
Ban who?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:34 [Preview] No.738378 del
just a salt lamp
for the glory of satan
also, it's a vase

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:35 [Preview] No.738379 del
Don't drink your piss out of a vase.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.738380 del
can't stop me

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.738381 del
Booking a flight to Romania right now.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.738382 del
I think we should all go over for the weekend, I hope he will be providing snacks.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.738383 del
Go and join your Mummybot and drink pebsi

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.738384 del
He should add a splash of milk too.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:48 [Preview] No.738385 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.738386 del
The boongcycles have synced

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.738387 del
It is nuro though.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.738388 del
And you're IGA.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.738389 del
we're already full of retards (myself included)
better be interesting
just 1 euro 2 liters beer

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.738390 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.738391 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.738392 del
For now...

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.738393 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching American Gothic - https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.738394 del
(1.18 MB 640x360 Spooky.mp4)

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.738395 del
big wank

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.738396 del
several hundred

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.738397 del
>Did you find it?
Didn't look

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.738398 del
20 acquired
NEET party!

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.738399 del
Tiffin won it all

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.738400 del
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>exploit 3rd-worlder villagers

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.738401 del
I can't be bothered with the weekly submissions.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.738402 del
Yes though I don't get them too often. The dark-choc-coated ones are especially nice.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.738403 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.738404 del
Defrauding the gov probably. The choof makes him do very bad things.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:24 [Preview] No.738405 del
Dumbledore exposed his wand to Hermoine on more than one occasion.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.738406 del
a shekel is a shekel!

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:27 [Preview] No.738407 del
whoite dog*

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.738409 del
I thought he was gay

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.738410 del
Time to break out the Mortein?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:33 [Preview] No.738411 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.738413 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.738414 del
Made me think of BEAN NEET.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.738415 del
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Yeah, Cooloobah.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.738416 del
A bit of a retard response there, IGA.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.738417 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.738418 del
where does monk get the money for his gooning?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.738419 del
Schizoids gonna schiz.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.738420 del
One of life's great mysteries.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.738421 del
You're mixing schizoid and schizophrenia up.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.738422 del
I hope he doesn't have to reinvest his share portfolio.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.738423 del
After enough time on Cenno you can access your super under the hardship allowances.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.738425 del
given that most of us aren't going to make it to retirement age, that's a good idea

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.738426 del
Hope you start feeling better soon.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.738427 del
Wagies pay me $350 a week to smoke choof and sleep in until early arvo

I sold it

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.738428 del
A truly fulfilling life.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.738429 del
Might have a splurge when I can get mine.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.738430 del
fergus mcfergusson

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.738431 del
Monk is getting into MMA.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.738432 del
Need to get one of them high paying cybersecurity jobs, do it remotely, and move out into some small town without too many boongs.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.738433 del
>without too many boongs.
That's possible?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.738434 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.738435 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.738436 del
Stay in your city, you dirty rat.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.738437 del
My bed linen has been stripped but I'm too lazy to make it
might just put the sheet on and do the rest tomorrow

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.738438 del
Is there some place you can buy kransky sausages that have been made of australian pork?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.738439 del
>rest tomorrow
Sounds do-able.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.738440 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.738441 del
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Don't wory about the sheet.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.738442 del
Bedsheets are utter nonsense, just a way for them to squeeze more money out of us.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.738443 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.738444 del
They are literally the central banking of bedding products

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.738445 del
We will destroy Big Bedding.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.738446 del
Yeah. A butcher you putz.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:47 [Preview] No.738447 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.738448 del
"Always read the label and follow the directions for use."

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.738449 del
Real men don't ready the instructions.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.738450 del
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Pick one!

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.738451 del
Kike word.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 11:04 [Preview] No.738452 del
stuck to my diet for once today neets - now if I can just keep doing that, day after day, week after week, I might lose some more weight

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.738453 del
Well done neet, one day at a time.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.738454 del
Simple as mate. Sugar cravings only last a few days

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.738455 del
Cooking expired meat again :)

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.738456 del
As long as it's not chicken you should be fine.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.738457 del
'premium' rib fillet steak, use-by 13th

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.738458 del
Seasoned with salt, pepper, garlic powder, soy and Worcestershire sauce.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.738459 del
Happy Hump Day Neets!

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.738460 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.738461 del
Sleep tight in the dunnybedroom!

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.738462 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.738463 del
those soccer lezzos lost

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.738464 del
The job interview that I cancelled so that I could get gooned has e-mailed me. Their tech talent advocate is apologising, saying she had to take some "urgent time off work". They want to reschedule. The interview I cancelled.
I don't know if they are desperate, or if this is representative of the wild shit women in "recruiting" do to boost their fake productivity numbers.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.738465 del
an interview will only cut into your drinking time
just delete the email

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:32 [Preview] No.738466 del
kek, no public holiday for you wagie!

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.738467 del
The dog went mental as I came in the back door after that choof. Woke everyone up

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.738468 del
get back in the pigeon coop bitch

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.738469 del
Might go to couchbed

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.738470 del
I'm thinking about being a tourist in Sydney for a week or two.
I've never been

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 17:11 [Preview] No.738471 del
Schnitzels gonna schnitz

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.738472 del
morning neetbros

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:07 [Preview] No.738473 del
having some vanilla custard pastries and a quadruple dare

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.738474 del
Stolen poo

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:14 [Preview] No.738475 del
illegitimate ejaculation

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.738476 del
Still waiting for my first bowel movement of the day.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:21 [Preview] No.738477 del
Back on the dungeon synth and rpg programming

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.738478 del
are you making your own game?

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.738479 del
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NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:40 [Preview] No.738480 del

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.738481 del
nothing but homosexuals and wogs

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:43 [Preview] No.738482 del
I've been trying to do so every few months for many years. I always lose interest after a while and drop the project.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No.738483 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rQv8VuLpKN4 [Embed]

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.738484 del
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NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.738485 del
fuck I am sick of hearing about that half-breed dyke piece of shit

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.738486 del
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NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:40 [Preview] No.738487 del
>quadruple dare
This won't end well.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.738488 del
>The weather bureau forecasts maximum WOE today with a strong chance of >tfw this afternoon

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.738489 del
the same mobile number tried calling me at 9:04am this morning and 9:17am yesterday morning
they did not leave a voicemail

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:48 [Preview] No.738490 del
The radar shows a front of happiness heading your way due later today.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:49 [Preview] No.738491 del
Day time.

NEET 08/16/2023 (Wed) 23:59 [Preview] No.738492 del
>Critics have deemed his portrayal antisemitic and have accused him of “Jewface,” with some deeming it a “caricature.”

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.738493 del
>actors playing characters

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.738494 del
Might waddle on down to the deli/butcher, see if I can find some fat kranskies. You neets want anything?

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.738495 del
Standing around in costumes.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.738496 del
I'll have a kg of chicken nibblets, 4 marinaded steaks and a jar of their sauce they have on the counter. They look nice.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:05 [Preview] No.738497 del
Some kind of family value pack from the butcher please. Snags, rissoles, a couple of t-bones, a kilo of schnitties, you know.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:06 [Preview] No.738498 del
30kg lamb fat please.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:09 [Preview] No.738499 del
spent 6 hours making a frankenstein battery powered amp

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:10 [Preview] No.738500 del
(2.68 MB 576x1024 8AB3yw80.mp4)

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.738501 del
post a picture

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:11 [Preview] No.738502 del
Port power pack.
Exchange the steakettes, they're a bit shit.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:12 [Preview] No.738503 del
>Exchange the steakettes, they're a bit shit.
you probably cooked them wrong

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:14 [Preview] No.738504 del
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NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.738505 del
Not in the mood for your insolence this morning.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.738506 del
Indolence and insolence is a dangerous combination.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.738507 del

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:21 [Preview] No.738508 del
As long as it's not impotence.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.738509 del
how long will the batteries last?

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.738511 del
so are diarrhea and farts
but nobody died from either yet

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:43 [Preview] No.738512 del
idk probably some 10-30 hours of continuous playing

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.738513 del
that's pretty good then

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 00:58 [Preview] No.738515 del
although it looks like shit, it's loud enough to get the police on my door

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:14 [Preview] No.738516 del
Neither are from Europe.
This offends me to no end.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:17 [Preview] No.738517 del
well done

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.738518 del
and can lead to insolvence, of the financial kind

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.738519 del
Possum once named his gun dick justice

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.738520 del
Indicators of Disinterest
In Person

Body turned away from you
Has phone or other object out and engaged with it
Appears annoyed or bored with the current interaction
She shuts down intimate moments
She keeps her distance from you in an interaction
Direct eye contact is usually avoided
Her friends come and swarm you, usually involving her departure

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.738521 del
Text and Phone

Responses are often short
Message response time ranges from very late to never
Emotion appears to be lacking in the conversation
You are always the one initiating the interactions
Phone cuts to voice mail after 4-6 rings (2 rings to connect, 2 for her to respond)
An offer to talk over phone is ignored with no response
Friend requests are ignored and rejected after a long length of time

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:43 [Preview] No.738522 del

She tells you that she is not ready for a relationship
She says she wants nothing serious
She gives you the "Let's Just Be Friends" speech
She curbs sexual escalation
She constantly seems to be busy when you ask to make plans
When plans are made, they are very vague and easily broken
Her former exes are openly discussed with you
Acts of chivalry and being a gentleman are rejected or shown no appreciation
She expresses her interest in your friends or other people
She tries to set you up with other people
She does not show genuine humor in your jokes
When she describes her ideal man, it is exactly not you
You've never been to her place
She is rude to you
She says she is taken with or without any proof
Mutual friends tell you that she is not interested
She manipulates and uses you for personal entertainment and higher gain
She invites her friends along to any plans that are made
She tells you what her friends think about you, and it is not good
Her friends and family have never heard about you after a long length of time
She doesn't freak out when you hit on her friend, or when you freeze her out

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.738523 del
Received a piece of mail in the letterbox today, so I presume normal delivery has resumed. Still missing a $150 bottle of whisky that entered the Salisbury North sorting facility last Thursday and a $50 logic pulser that entered the Edinburgh North sorting facility last Monday.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.738524 del
lol mail theft is a federal crime and yet the AFP website explicitly states to refer thefts to Australia Post who are the ones doing the stealing

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:23 [Preview] No.738525 del
Every aspect of my life I'm either completely invisible or actively being shit on.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:24 [Preview] No.738526 del
so lazy today i can't even be fucked watching youtube

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.738527 del
Maybe those shitting on you didn't see you.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:50 [Preview] No.738529 del
>Meanwhile, the government is bringing in hundreds of thousands of migrants every year, even though there’s currently a nationwide shortage of 750,000 houses
>Good, hardworking Australians are being punished for the failure of our politicians and bureaucrats

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:51 [Preview] No.738530 del
Keep clicking refresh instead of doing stuff.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 02:56 [Preview] No.738531 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cMWnAMScFws [Embed]

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:04 [Preview] No.738532 del
Looked at emails.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:08 [Preview] No.738533 del
watched a youtube video and ate some ice cream

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.738534 del
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YouTube's latest policy decision... history turned off? no landing page for you!

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.738535 del
Imagine getting your bug out bag and your exit bag mixed up.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.738536 del
I like lychees

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.738537 del
Or your toiletry bag and your Roadside Emergency Shart Clean-Up Excrement (RESCUE™) kit.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:37 [Preview] No.738538 del
Only one can hold a full roll of chux.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.738539 del
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NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.738540 del
Can not leave you cunts alone with anything.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.738541 del
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NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.738542 del
I'm feeling like a little sip.
As I was typing this, I just remembered I finished the Glenfuggit last night.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.738543 del
smell like urine

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.738544 del
Or your poo bag and goon bag.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 03:57 [Preview] No.738545 del
You need to stop peeing on yourself.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 04:01 [Preview] No.738546 del
do you drink it straight or mix it?

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 04:03 [Preview] No.738547 del
Could be the week-old piss-stained undies

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 04:16 [Preview] No.738549 del
threw out the rest of my ice cream and chocolate sauce, gonna ride the diet wagon the rest of the afternoon

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.738550 del
heads up, the goon won't finish itself

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 04:57 [Preview] No.738551 del
are there any online places that let you dabble in php and node development without charging you money?

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.738553 del

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.738554 del
Not quite the same as having a VPS where you can mix code types and serve it up properly, but should be enough to get you familiar with language syntax.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.738555 del

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.738556 del
still feeling sad and stupid

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:10 [Preview] No.738557 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_7T_QsoX2Pw [Embed]

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.738558 del
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NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.738559 del
Leave them alone you bellend

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.738560 del
I didn't post it. Just liked her cucumber eating. But fuck you for assuming.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.738561 del
that butter chicken meal is on an aisle, not the fridge, so contains no real chicken

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.738562 del
Had one cone too many last night. Had to lay face down in bed for about an hour to come back to life.
Desire to choof

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.738563 del
>Desire to choof
Maybe get on the wagon for a few days instead.

mass vax deaths reported by government NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.738564 del
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The UK government admitted that 1 out of 73 vaxxed people had died by May 2022. Imagine what the real death numbers must be like. It's probably more like 1 out of 10 vaxxed people have died already.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.738565 del
might read some nitschke

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.738566 del
Mix it

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.738567 del

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.738568 del
and cook it in a pot, like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
With a gat that's pointed at yo ass…

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.738569 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CFcZbVyFZLI [Embed]

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.738570 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2h5JO2sJ3kw [Embed]

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.738571 del
Doesn't your government already have these numbers?

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.738572 del
google the figure quoted and you come up with a single cooker website

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.738573 del
Hopefully it arrives soon.

>Broome man sent faeces and urine in post addressed to Leonardo DiCaprio and Jared Leto, court told
>>A Broome man has been given a $3,000 good behaviour bond after mailing 23 satchels containing his faeces and urine through Australia Post
>>The court heard the satchels' contents were discovered when one of the items ruptured and leaked onto an Australia Post worker.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.738574 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mdmm22hPKuY [Embed]

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.738575 del
My 1000 pack of 1.5 ohm 1% 0.6 watt resistors arrived today. They were dispatched from Perth yesterday.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.738576 del
>My 1000 pack of 1.5 ohm
few more to go to get the full set.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.738577 del
I meant the boong porn you got banned for.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.738578 del
I am concerned about Cloud Engineer 2022 2023 2024

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.738579 del
kek, a tranny with a 'mental impairment'

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.738580 del
Saw a magpie playing peekabo with a child around a tree. Feelsgoodman

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.738581 del
what if it's really an owl who identifies as a magpie?

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.738582 del
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>Aboriginal man John Wade served in the Vietnam war. (ABC News: Wiriya Sati)

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.738583 del
Owls are just as bad as gnomes

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.738584 del
aye cuz

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.738585 del
Cut in half bun, squashed down to fit in the toaster. Worcestershire sauce on the bottom. The fillet bit of the bacon, shredded cheese, the bacon strip, cut into quarters, cris crossed then a runny yolk egg and BBQ sauce on top.
Crushing the bun does something to the bread roll that I like but can't explain.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.738586 del
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at least we kept gooks out of australia though right?

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.738587 del
>Worcestershire sauce on the bottom

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.738588 del
I unironically want to be classified as a boong so I can collect boongbux and nobody will criticise me for alcoholism

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.738589 del
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NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.738590 del
>nobody will criticise me for alcoholism

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.738591 del
Didn't think he was still alive.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:38 [Preview] No.738592 del
Does Mike really kill all the nutrients?

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.738593 del
Mongs live long lives.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.738594 del
Tell him to stop stepping on your food.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.738595 del
29% dehydrated chicken scraps

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.738596 del
That chick in the striped dress got me craving a choof and night spent passed out in a pigeon coop!

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.738597 del
> passed out in a pigeon coop!
You and the poo will become one.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.738598 del
"All we gotta do is hit the fucking bugler!"

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.738599 del
>The fillet bit of the bacon
>the bacon strip

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.738600 del
Ooo wee that sexy goth badboy sure can handle his liquor!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kCSGL0nlhrU [Embed]
And spicy food, because he's a real man!

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:24 [Preview] No.738601 del
he was actually in womboflix the other night

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.738602 del
Long lives the mong

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.738603 del
Stir fried rice noodle.
Ate a lot, still not satisfied.
Need more protien but can't afford it

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.738605 del
Need 2 Feed: Protein!

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.738606 del
you must learn to wank the dog, as well as ask for protein donations from homeless guys in public toilets

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.738609 del
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Ok neets, this Saturday on womboflix we will be enjoying There Will Be Blood (2007) - a 2007 American epic period drama film written and directed by Paul Thomas Anderson, loosely based on the 1927 novel Oil! by Upton Sinclair. It stars Daniel Day-Lewis as Daniel Plainview, a silver miner turned oilman on a ruthless quest for wealth during Southern California's oil boom of the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

Then on Sunday we have Synecdoche(2008), a postmodern psychological drama film about an ailing theater director who works on an increasingly elaborate stage production and whose extreme commitment to realism begins to blur the boundaries between fiction and reality.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.738610 del
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I've failed to do much this year, but one thing I have accomplished was getting off the pepsi max and energy drinks and onto the green tea

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.738611 del
sick and tired of it all

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:26 [Preview] No.738612 del
do you ever stop crying?

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:30 [Preview] No.738613 del
All that money you spent on multiple chink ingredients when you could've just bought a kilo of rump steak.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:34 [Preview] No.738614 del
rot in hell kike

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:35 [Preview] No.738615 del
Well done.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.738616 del
>Michael Parkinson was born on 28 March 1935 in the village of Cudworth, near Barnsley, then in the West Riding of Yorkshire (since 1974 included in the new metropolitan county of South Yorkshire). The son of a miner,[2]

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:36 [Preview] No.738617 del
lots of jewish miners in yorkshire

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.738618 del
You aren't a neet fatboy. You never have been one of us. FUckoff.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.738619 del
ProjectionistNEET isn't Weber, you fucking retard.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:51 [Preview] No.738620 del
WHOA whoa whoa!

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.738621 del
Have a blessed day Neets!

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.738622 del
erroneous garbage

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.738623 del
you've completely killed this place, you piece of shit

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 12:25 [Preview] No.738624 del
Good evening.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.738625 del
mustache guy crazy

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.738626 del
might pass the fuck out soon

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.738628 del

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 19:20 [Preview] No.738629 del
Goon night.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.738630 del
Probably him spinning up a new personality to copy that poster.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.738631 del
That's one good achievement.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.738632 del
morning neetbros

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.738633 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.738634 del
my bad

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.738635 del

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.738636 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.738637 del
It was good of the BO to just abandon the place without saying anything or appointing another.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 23:46 [Preview] No.738639 del
Shaved my gooch

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 23:48 [Preview] No.738640 del
It needed it.

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 23:49 [Preview] No.738641 del
You said it reminded you that I was a real man

NEET 08/17/2023 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.738642 del
what's a gooch?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 00:03 [Preview] No.738643 del
You might need a mirror

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.738644 del
Unhelpful response.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 00:50 [Preview] No.738645 del
my parcels are coming today

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.738646 del
another day of woe

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:19 [Preview] No.738647 del
might make some tea, you neets want any?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:26 [Preview] No.738648 del
Garn cobbee and kake

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.738649 del
One cup of earl grey please.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.738650 del
you'll have twinnings green tea and like it

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:45 [Preview] No.738651 del
>tfw moribund

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:48 [Preview] No.738652 del
It was Possum who first taught pythons how to unhinge their jaws.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.738653 del
Scientists believe it was possum who first taught pythons how to program

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.738654 del
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NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.738655 del
might as well drink cat piss if you're going to have green tea

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.738656 del
>tfw no pussy

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.738657 del
The guy at Jaycar literally complained about filling the click and collect order I placed last night.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.738658 del
thinking of hiring an escort and leaving khv status behind
I don't even really care that much as much as I want to tick the box of having done it

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.738659 del
you can get glandular fever and cytomegalavirus and herpes from kissing hookers

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.738660 del
as long as the v is gone the k and h are less relevant

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:13 [Preview] No.738661 del
A hooker gave a NEET ocular herpes once and Weber had to laser his eyes.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.738662 del
Now the NEET is blind and has herpes.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:33 [Preview] No.738663 del
Probably hates his job.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:44 [Preview] No.738664 del
He was complaining about components being hard to find and mixed up. If the staff can't do it, how the hell are customers meant to?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 02:55 [Preview] No.738665 del
my pulser arrived with the bike postie
wiksy must be coming with van postie

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.738666 del
>wiksy must be coming with van postie
Invite him in for a glass.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.738667 del
it's usually a she

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.738668 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yQw3DvqEbxI [Embed]

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.738669 del
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she's been
now i can have a shid in peace

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.738670 del
isn't that the stuff captain haddock from tintin drinks?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:27 [Preview] No.738671 del
Scotch of champions

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 03:43 [Preview] No.738673 del
Big shid. Massive.

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NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.738676 del
time for a rockstar and some work

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.738677 del
sweetie and webby as train riding hobos

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NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.738679 del
Saw this comment on /r/YouTube
>Suck my sloppy sausage you absolute meat mongers!!

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.738680 del
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She could suck on my white mondster all day, until it bursts and sprays all over her face

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.738681 del
cleaned the ac
the filters had at least 3 cm of dust on them

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.738682 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.738683 del
I hate dust

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.738684 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.738685 del
mold is even worse

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 05:40 [Preview] No.738686 del
I need a fucking ndis worker to come and make my phone calls for me

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.738687 del
cenno has a picture of an old woman on their website who looks exactly like my mummybot

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.738688 del
Got two free leather armchairs and added them to my collection. My house is now full of free stuff

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 06:34 [Preview] No.738689 del
The Based one blesses (You)

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.738690 del
what sort of leather? possum skin?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.738691 del
winged? chesterfield?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.738692 del
What is on Womboflix tonight?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.738693 del
Possum's regular beatings keep my leather supple.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.738694 del
HP 30.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.738695 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.738696 del
You should see his pulsing prober.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.738697 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:44 [Preview] No.738698 del
On 7mate ad 13:30pm ACST tomorrow, The Car Club is featuring the Corvette Club's car show that was put on back in February.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.738699 del
Woke up at 5pm. All nighter coming up.
Job interview at MongoDB secured

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.738700 del
Should have asked Total Tools if they have an opening.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.738701 del
do the chinks ever use lead in the paint and metal stuff they send over here?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.738702 del
nosql db admin 2024 coming up

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.738703 del
pretty unlikely

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.738704 del
Don’t know what winged or Chester field means

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.738705 del
Afternoon, I look forward to this arc >>738702

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.738706 del
Bought a kmart barbell that has to be assembled and secured with roll pins. The chink written instructions said 'use a mallet' and I tried like a mong, but eventually realised I'm gonna need a hammer.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.738707 del
what is the bar rated for?
where are the pins?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:11 [Preview] No.738708 del
Aggregate my pipeline!

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.738709 del
90kg, it's in 3 pieces with the pins holding the outer two parts to the center


NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.738710 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.738711 del
Which area of cybersecurity is least like to involve long hours at work?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.738712 del
One of the residents in Motherbat's town drove their car into the local Kmart today apparently.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.738713 del
Just do the needful by looking on YouTube. Someone has probably bought it and reviewed it.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.738714 del
Till you ask her if it was a drive through?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.738715 del
Roles that don't involve interacting with the tech directly like project management, risk, and training roles wouldn't necessarily have after hours calls.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.738716 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:50 [Preview] No.738717 del
Anything involving governance, compliance, policy creation etc will put you to sleep.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.738718 del
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ordered a plain hamburger and a potato fritter

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.738719 del
>will put you to sleep.
That would be perfect for a late riser. Working through the day, partying at night.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.738720 del
enjoy staring at MS Word all day

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.738721 del
It's good of them to have a drive-thru.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.738722 del
the thing on the right is a pineapple fritter that was already tepid on arrival

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:56 [Preview] No.738723 del
I thought that was a particular scrumptious looking donut for a moment

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.738724 del
Hamburger looks good.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.738725 del
i ate maybe a fifth of the chips
uber have no facility for returning food or getting what you actually ordered
just got a credit
so some other cunt that wanted a family chips to go with something has also been fucked over

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.738726 del
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>has also been fucked over

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.738727 del
It's not pajeet's fault this time
Looking at the receipt on the bag, it would appear that either:
1. Somebody else with the same first name and first letter of surname ordered from Chicken Knight at the same time as me
2. Something has gone horribly wrong in the uber eats database and food orders and their owners are getting mixed up.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.738728 del
>It's not pajeet's fault this time
I am still skeptical.

>first name and first letter of surname ordered from Chicken Knight
Someone who wanted to avoid the mines...

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.738729 del
>Someone who wanted to avoid the mines...
The fucken Cruisey. I knew it. That meal reeks of a choof head.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.738730 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.738731 del
Is this some kind of boast, you daft cunt?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.738732 del
Snorting it is a nice touch tbqh

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.738733 del
Nobody is in the Womboflix :(

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.738734 del
Well nothing is MF playing ….

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.738735 del
Endone snort BEST SNORT.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.738736 del
Bought any stoudt tallies lately Weber?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:12 [Preview] No.738737 del
> tallies
nobody calls them this

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.738738 del
Is there a YouTube documentary or something we can watch? Not magic jew.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.738739 del
HP 30 should be on.

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NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.738741 del
Didn't ask

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.738742 del
There's no movie tonight neet

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:18 [Preview] No.738743 del
how do you add a youtube to cytube?
i can add a temporary playlist name but nothing else

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NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.738745 del
I saw a minute or so of a video on hillbillies living off the grid I could put on

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.738746 del
Ok neets, we're watching a doco about 'The Man With No Legal Identity - Off the Grid in Appalachia' - get in here - https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.738747 del
Had to reply to his own post because no one else gave a shite. KEK.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.738749 del
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NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.738750 del
Time for bed neet.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.738751 del
You'll get through the bottle don't worry.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.738752 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.738753 del
Thinking about smack.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:58 [Preview] No.738754 del
Snow forecast has disappeared, so no snow this weekend.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.738755 del
Good old Clayton.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.738756 del
>snorting painkillers in the dunny bedroom
oooooffft !!

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.738757 del
It's a shame we never got to see their wedding Steamer.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:19 [Preview] No.738758 del
Is Weber here?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.738759 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:20 [Preview] No.738760 del
I made toast from scratch today.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.738761 del
How was your day?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.738762 del
You all missed a good doco. ProjectionistNEET is a good NEET.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.738763 del
Titus was awesome, neets should watch it:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ir3eJ1t13fk [Embed]

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.738764 del
Relatively good, thank you.
I received my missing parcels; got some work done; and had a nice lunch.
How as your day?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.738765 del
Wasn't it just HP 30?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.738766 del
It's thick, but how sweet is it?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.738767 del
You baked the bread from flour and yeast? Or you put some bread in the toaster and then applied condiments?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.738768 del
A woman who gained 2 kilos on a trip lost 1.5 kilos

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.738769 del
First, I created the universe.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.738770 del
It's illegal to hit retards.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.738771 del
Did you build the toaster?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.738772 del
Eating crisps.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.738773 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.738774 del
Big feed, going to have to sleep on my back tonight.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.738775 del
And idle arse is the Devil's playground.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.738776 del
He'll be back. Two weeks. Trust teh plan.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.738777 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.738778 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.738779 del
Didn't he leave it to imissfather? So, yeah, pretty much abandoned it.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.738780 del
Give your belly a rub.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.738781 del
I last had a longneck of stdout on Saturday 12 August.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.738782 del
We should go to Las Vegas.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.738783 del
Sirgay Fagjackinoff

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:47 [Preview] No.738784 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:49 [Preview] No.738785 del
That's about the time I last had one, and it cost $8.50. I get one tonight and the price shot up to 12(twelve) dollarydoos.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.738786 del
Happy birthday.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.738787 del
Did the BO say when he was meant to come back?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.738788 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IpmcZYZ7hyY [Embed]

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:53 [Preview] No.738789 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Wc5uEIXZRsk [Embed]

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.738790 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.738791 del
I finished eating the crisps.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 10:56 [Preview] No.738792 del
An idle arse is the Devil's playground.

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NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.738796 del
Hip hip, okay?

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NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.738798 del
IGA is too old to sell his holes for goon money.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.738799 del
That shouldn't be an excuse to let them be idle.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.738800 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.738801 del
A hole is a hole

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:08 [Preview] No.738802 del
He likes them young, maybe that's why Nuro likes him.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.738803 del
If he was alive, he wouldn't keep his holes idle. Especially his nostrils

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.738804 del
he's trying extra hard tonight

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.738805 del
He'd be injecting it by now.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.738806 del
he's extra hard tonight

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.738807 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.738808 del
going to send him a doordash

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.738809 del
I sent Weber a

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.738810 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JoI911uawTU [Embed]

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:03 [Preview] No.738811 del
Good morning

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:04 [Preview] No.738812 del
Where's the boigm

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:08 [Preview] No.738813 del
>doesn't reply

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.738814 del
TGIF! Have a Blessed Friday, Neets! o7

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:17 [Preview] No.738815 del
Forgot flag.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:21 [Preview] No.738816 del
erroneous garbage

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.738817 del
Man I got mind-control over deeBO, he be like "shut teh fuck up, you're perma-banned".

I be quiet.

But when he AWOL, I be postin' again.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.738818 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 19:47 [Preview] No.738821 del
Why didn't you use the flag?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.738822 del
morning neets, slept badly

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.738823 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.738824 del
What happened to our BO? Does anyone know?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.738825 del
Nuro got his revenge.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 21:40 [Preview] No.738826 del
It's a question that keeps people busy.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.738827 del
He caused a mass exodus of users. Fuck him.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.738828 del
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>Sex toys and other contraband goods are hacked up and torched by Bali officials who seized them from tourists at island's airport

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 21:46 [Preview] No.738829 del
Oh well, I look forward to this show repeating again tomorrow.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.738830 del
I have 2 glasses left in the bottle

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:02 [Preview] No.738831 del
that guy was actually posting here?

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.738832 del
You'll make it up tonight. I won't lose faith just yet.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:04 [Preview] No.738833 del
can you talk a little more about iga?
still have no idea who he is

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.738834 del
thanks neet

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.738835 del
They were best friend forevor who had married. There was a helicopter crash on their honeymoon and now both are dead.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.738836 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.738837 del
Didn't ask
Cunt behaviour

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.738838 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:44 [Preview] No.738839 del
Mentally ill drifter who compulsively stalked and NEET and shat the up board so badly it became unusable and caused the previous #BO to retire

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.738840 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:51 [Preview] No.738841 del
He still routinely posts here

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:53 [Preview] No.738842 del
>Cunt behaviour
Hey bigunna, try looking at the reports and banning NEETs for blatant ban evasion

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:57 [Preview] No.738843 del
we should put tiffin in charge, he'll shoah the iga's of the world

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.738844 del
He had a board, once

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:00 [Preview] No.738845 del
It took me 10 mins to log in and reopen the page.
Stop expecting so much of me.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.738846 del
maybe if you stayed off the goon and the choof for a few minutes

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:01 [Preview] No.738847 del
Might as well not bother

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:02 [Preview] No.738848 del
Stop expecting so much of him

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:03 [Preview] No.738849 del
I don't.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.738850 del
I only ban Nuro because it's funny and I'm secretly team IGA.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.738851 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.738852 del
Choofs for poofs

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:06 [Preview] No.738853 del

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.738854 del
sounds like a joke
the first part is funny, the second one not so much so
good to know

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.738855 del
Too late for pineapple

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:32 [Preview] No.738856 del
massive flatulence this morning

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.738857 del
It’s not funny. There was twice as many people and the board was much more active.

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.738858 del
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the free pcb design stuff has come along way since I looked at it last

NEET 08/18/2023 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.738859 del
Haha funny

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:05 [Preview] No.738860 del

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:07 [Preview] No.738861 del
Very demanding NEETs.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.738862 del
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Office Works (Notepads), Kmart (Resistance bands) and Super Cheap Auto (Car Cover).

Almost choked on a piece of apple.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.738863 del
Have a piece of cake to feel better.
I am yet to get dressed and leave the hovel.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.738864 del
>Have a piece of cake to feel better.
Good idea, but I am thinking about chocolate McDolans Ice cream already.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.738865 del
That guard on the left is looking at that black dildo a bit too closely.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:41 [Preview] No.738866 del
He's doing the calculations.
Go big or go home.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.738868 del
off to run errands

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.738869 del
Good luck.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:00 [Preview] No.738870 del
Have a good run.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.738871 del
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Only the supersized shall survive

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:27 [Preview] No.738872 del
>Have a good rum
I did get a bottle of Bundy Red and 4 litres of Coke. How did you know?

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:35 [Preview] No.738873 del
A neet knows these things.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.738874 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=St7X_TcGiS8 [Embed]

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:43 [Preview] No.738875 del
possum once read my fortune with tarot cards, and predicted great gooning, wanking, binge eating and internet usage. Unbelievable.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.738876 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.738877 del
It EXPLODED out of me. Great start to the day.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:50 [Preview] No.738878 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.738881 del
Your arse isn't an idle playground, good sign.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.738882 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:53 [Preview] No.738883 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:54 [Preview] No.738884 del
I don't see a nosql db admin 2024 in that expression.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:56 [Preview] No.738885 del
>if you only knew how no the sql really is

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.738886 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.738887 del
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That's his face when he starts getting requests on LinkedIn

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No.738888 del
Fuck off wizzy, this is a whites only board

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.738889 del
It's been sitting around doing nothing the past 3 days. A true NEET arse.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:10 [Preview] No.738890 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.738891 del
been doing that most my life

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.738892 del
You're a wet fart

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:25 [Preview] No.738893 del
You're a met mart

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:27 [Preview] No.738894 del
McDonalds isnt food.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.738895 del
Turned it off at the power point

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.738896 del
thinking about lunch

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.738897 del

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.738898 del
Then what is it

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.738899 del

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.738900 del

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.738901 del
could do, although they're always busy at this time

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.738902 del
>4 litres of Coke
Enough for Saturday then?

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.738903 del
Went to the rub and tug.
Was intending to get one last one out of my system, took 200. (Extra notes in different pockets so they didnt try to take it all).
Was going to ask for two girls for 45min for $150 with gobby (and spitting cum in each others faces) but Im not sure they understand anything.
Ended up getting an hour for 80, and she took the extra 20, which I thought was change, so 100, which is what i paid last time for 30min.
She asked for $50 for a bj but I said no, then she got snotty and I went a bit soft. Grabbed my nuts firmly which was good and got up on the table on her knees, basically sitting on the back of my head.
Finished 15 min early so i made her rub my scalp for the remainder, she didnt look impressed. Said gday to a 50yo exec dopey looking cunt in the kitchen area. I think he was waiting for them to cook him food, i could smell fried chicken cooking.
Was hoping it was for me, last time I got a fruit salad.
Getting a chicken burgah.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.738904 del
Saturday morning, perhaps

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.738905 del
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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.738906 del
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How long was it on?

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.738907 del
GregO really enjoyed Domino's new 'The Lot' pixxa.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.738908 del
>but Im not sure they understand anything
are any of these hookers white girls? asking for a m8

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.738909 del
Some old codger walked past and turned his head to look at the pepe.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.738910 del
>fruit salad
Filthy degenerate.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.738911 del
No. I dont think I'd go to a white one.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:47 [Preview] No.738912 del
Had dirty kiwis and just ripe strawberries.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:48 [Preview] No.738913 del
where's the best place to get a high quality swiss roll cake from?

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.738914 del
>dirty kiwis
sounds like some perverted sexual act involving sheep

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.738915 del

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.738916 del
I ate in at McDolans.
There was a girl in there from Lizbef Cash Converters.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.738917 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_Poy4cj-Pjg [Embed]

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.738918 del
do they have any songs where barbie actually lays down a decent banjo rhythm?

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.738919 del
Put it back in your pants!

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.738920 del
Of the few vids I've watched all three of their playing has been very basic.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.738921 del
at least this place doesn't get flooded

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.738922 del
yeah I've watched the ones you've posted here and they'll all a bit basic

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:20 [Preview] No.738923 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-EjfTsIHM-Y [Embed]

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.738924 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KRWSQa6lJ6I [Embed]

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:26 [Preview] No.738925 del
at least asian?

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.738926 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6vcLRZp3y9I [Embed]

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:35 [Preview] No.738927 del
interdasting https://youtube.com/watch?v=VDRfJ6eCoSY [Embed]

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.738928 del
It was a big pepe. He avoided eye contact when walking back past after.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.738929 del
Time for a rum.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.738930 del
At least. Ethnic girls have the exotic advantage, white girls would have to be pretty special excessively dirty sluts to be worth paying for.
Saw a qt curry on the way home at the servo.

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.738931 del
Did you put your sneakers on?

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:03 [Preview] No.738932 del
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> a qt curry

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:25 [Preview] No.738933 del
Big meal?
I had my chocolate ice cream.

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NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.738935 del
Sounds alright aye

NEET 08/19/2023 (Sat) 04:32 [Preview] No.