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NEET General #727 - Someday I'll Change Edition NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No. 741018
But that day isn't today...

OLD: >>740042


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.741041 del
Sounds do-able.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.741042 del
How?


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.741044 del
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Why is it that only the BO can make new threads?
Clearly this is why we have a faggoty new Gen.
Why is the BO such a woman?


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.741067 del
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Grab your balls and get in here neets, the movie's starting! https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.741068 del
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Ready.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.741069 del
>>740978
Do you remember Gordon on gumtree who used to sell that stuff in hillbank?
>>741006
Tell him it's a sex toy.
>>741013
I've always suggested that they are very similar.
>>741014
I and you are very similar.
Crush them up and put them in your bumhole.

Good end to the Gen. Quality posting. Worthy of more (You)'s but copy pasting and rescrolling is too hard.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.741070 del
Only fags hate him…..


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.741071 del
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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:17 [Preview] No.741072 del
>>741071
Based.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:20 [Preview] No.741073 del


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.741074 del
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Some bogans have scavenged a queen size mattress that had been thrown out on the street in front of a bad home. They took it off to another bad home by using an abandoned shopping trolley that was nearby.
Bad home neighbourhood life.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.741075 del
>>741070
Is this an opinion you hear in the community?


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.741076 del
>>741074
they now have shopping trolleys where the wheels will jam after you take them a certain distance from the shop


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.741077 del
I saw Cruisey in a toilet cubicle at the Grosvenor wearing nothing but a sarong. He had lipstick on. The door was wide open.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.741078 del
>>741074
I stopped on the side of the road and picked up a marvel canvas picture and an unopened 4 pack of Pokemon cards today


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.741079 del
>>741075
He loves it when they hate him.
Hate him hard.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.741080 del
>>741078
That is a good score.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.741081 del
>>741077
I was trying to please the barkeep evil wench.
She even refused eye contact.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.741082 del
>>741077
The NEET slaps what he will and the chinaman enjoys as he must


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.741083 del


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.741084 del
>>741027
I looked at several dozen of the reviews and the majority were 4/5 stars. Weber is a Karen.

>>740999
>probably

>>741030
>If you out a human in doace

>>741023
Shootin blanks with his damaged nut

>>740990
Okay?

>>741056
and and and


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.741085 del
>>741066
got some whiskey instead of my usual 1 dollar beer
special occasion


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.741086 del
>>741085
>special occasion
Suriving the explosion and living another day?


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.741087 del
>>741084
>Weber is a Karen
That was Cruisey you tool


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.741088 del
>>741080
There was also a few good table seats and a drawer with a back panel that you can hang hooks through.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.741089 del
>>741084
I don't understand any of your replies.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.741090 del
>>741084
The food was pretty good though.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.741091 del
>>741089
Nod politely next time.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.741092 del
Why is kееgz allowed to be back from the dead? Wizzy wouldn't approve of this white fella sorcery.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.741093 del
>>741074
They will sleep well tonight.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.741094 del
>>741092
He brought back the other shit steamer too.
A real mystery.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.741095 del
It was only the iron will of Chicken Dinner as BO that kept Keegz and the underage womens gymnastics enthusiast at bay.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.741096 del
>>741086
>Suriving the explosion and living another day?
not surviving would've been a nice birthday gift


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.741097 del
might g o to bed


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.741098 del
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>>741096
Happy birthday.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.741099 del
>>741097
might say goodnight to you


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.741100 del
>>741099
you better


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.741101 del
>>741097
Good night.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.741102 del
>Your ip range * * has been banned from /agatha2/


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.741104 del
>>741101
thank you *smooch*


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.741105 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TtWnAIcU6Cs [Embed]
Monthly mongs


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.741107 del
>>741088
Any limited edition cards in the pack?


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.741108 del
wasted another week bros


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.741109 del
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Feel like eating some jam donuts while the rest of you do push ups


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.741110 del
>>741095
>and the


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.741111 del
>>741107
They were in a plastic case. Seemed important.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.741113 del
>>741108
Watch this to make up for it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fx4afVY1LHE [Embed]


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.741114 del
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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.741115 del
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Just discovered something called a donut snack pack on ubereats. 'Made from freshly baked and soft donuts. Covered in Nutella and your choice of chocolate.'


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.741116 del
>>741111
Post a photo of them please.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.741117 del
raining


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.741118 del
>>741116
I gave them away. I'll take a pic when I see them again.
They weren't any Pokemon I know.
I only remember the original 150


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.741119 del
>>741118
So i herd you like mudkips?


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.741120 del
I herd you herd mongs


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.741121 del


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.741122 del
The fingerless gloves are on.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.741123 del
Just reconnect with a childhood friend whos just getting clean off ice


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.741124 del
>>741123
I should, or you have?


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.741125 del
>>741123
Not good


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.741126 del
Leave in a safe place requested by Receiver


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.741127 del
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>>741085
>special occasion
not getting caught?


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.741128 del
>>741126
Pajeet will fug that up.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.741129 del
>>741108
Fast-forward four months
>wasted another year bros


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.741130 del
>>741124
I should*
My Dad has been telling me about how hes back in my hometown and his dad is looking for a rehab program


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.741131 del
Have any of you NEETs read the Fitz and Fool books by Robin Hobb?


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.741132 del
>>741130
There is nothing you can do for him. Do not put yourself at risk.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.741133 del
Just want to live alone on an isolated property free from everyone and their noise.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.741134 del
>>741133
Same. I want to avoid their gaze too.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.741135 del
>>741131
>Robin Hobb
Couldn't even get through his toaster manual.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.741136 del
>>741135
Make sure it is switched off if you stick a knife in there to get the english muffins out.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.741137 del
Cruisey sending angry emails to hotels complaining about the shape of his poached eggs.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.741138 del
Get on your knees and get my muffins out boy.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.741139 del
Listening to The Smashing Pumpkins.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.741140 del
>>741130
Should offer him a choof and place to stay. Rehab is for pussies.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.741141 del
>>741134
I do want to have Cruisey as a slave though. Feed me that sloppa everynight.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.741142 del
Skyhooks song:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WoE8m4nTqsw [Embed]


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.741143 del
Is anyone using Chrome with ublock origin and getting ads on youtube? If I refresh the page they go away


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.741144 del


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.741145 del
For the late night NEET crew. We Only Come Out at Night by The Smashing Pumpkins.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WHSPVNbF5lY [Embed]


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.741146 del
<Tiffin-approved

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6vQWEtbARZQ [Embed]


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.741147 del
>>741146
We see you gymnas5tics perv.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.741148 del
>>741018
Thanks Neet o7


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:26 [Preview] No.741149 del
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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.741150 del
>741147
>741148
Good night nuro


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.741151 del
>>741150
You have been seen.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.741152 del
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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.741153 del
Yep. Dead board.
Hope you're all thankful for the BOs work now.
See you all in the next one.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.741154 del
Lack of scenic e-bike photos killed this board stone dead.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.741155 del
Can't sleep Nuro? Not enough endones?


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.741156 del
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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.741157 del
>>741098
thanks m8


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.741158 del
>>741108
good job


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.741159 del
>>741109
that's the attitude


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.741160 del


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.741161 del
>>741130
>My dad
>his dad
You mean your grandfather?


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.741162 del
4 am neet rides again


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.741163 del
mording


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.741164 del
>>741163
morning


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.741165 del
I loved the part at the end of full metal jacket when after killing the vietnamese and marching through the bombed out vietnamese city they all start singing the mickey mouse song. Such a great moment. Much togetherness.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.741166 del
>>741165
You'll notice much of the dialogue in the film is just catchphrases and slogans. It is probably a commentary on the vapidness or mindlessness of American culture at the time.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.741167 del


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.741168 del
wtf


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.741169 del
this site is fucked


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.741170 del
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Full_metal_jacket_(ammunition)
A full metal jacket is a hard metal shell that encases the lead bullet.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.741171 del
I just realised, every time joker calls someone 'pilgrim' it's a john wayne reference.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.741172 del
Couldn't sleep, feel like shit. Woe


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.741173 del
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>>741172
>iktf bro
Did you get any sleep? I slept maybe 5 hours


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.741174 del
>>741173
Maybe 5 hours, had awful heartburn after eating a kilo of pasda, then cat kept waking me up, then I had a nightmare/s.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.741175 del
how come we haven't heard anything more about the poo on the moon?


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 21:41 [Preview] No.741176 del
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>>741174
>after eating a kilo of pasda
Worth it!


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 21:46 [Preview] No.741177 del


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.741178 del
Home from Motherbat’s. Taking a massive dump.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.741179 del
Pvt Joker and Pvt Cowboy had gay bumsex in the toilets. That was the whole tube steak thing. There was no sister, just Cowboy with a mop on his head.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.741180 del
>>741178
Welcome back.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.741181 del
>>741167
Morning.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.741182 del
>>741180
Thank you.


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.741183 del
Everybody needs a bossum for a pillow everybody needs a bossum


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 23:24 [Preview] No.741184 del
>>741183
possum*


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 23:25 [Preview] No.741185 del
>>741183
bosom*


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 23:40 [Preview] No.741186 del
>>741183
bossman*


NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.741187 del
ate the rest of that bag of toob things
mouth is burning
having a mondster
need to retrieve my pcbs from the neighbour


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.741188 del
woe. woe.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.741189 del
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Turned out quite good. The holes on the right board look weird, but that's just because there's 3 other boards underneath it.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.741190 del
>>741189
What are these boards for?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.741191 del
>>741189
if we hadn't outsourced all our industry to china, this stuff would all be done by robots by now


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.741192 del
>>741189
Well done NEET. What is it?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.741193 del
He should have been working on finishing his hole.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.741194 del
>>741190
Bypassing/emulating the third and final part of the anti-theft system in a 4th generation Corvette.
A 5 volt pin on the ECM needs to be pulled to ground at a specific frequency (which varies depending on year) when the ignition is cranking to get the fuel injectors to turn on.
I designed the board so that by changing out R2 and C5-C9, the same board can do the different frequencies.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.741195 del
>>741191
It's done by robots now.
CNC etching/drilling/labeling, plus the little Chinese drones who put the boards in the machines and in the mail.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.741196 del
That's me in the corner


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No.741197 del
>>741196
That's me in the toilet
Losing my echidna


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.741198 del
>>741161
He meant the father of the junkie you putz.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.741199 del
>>741174
The nightmare is waking up.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.741200 del


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.741201 del
>>741187
you did did you?
it is is it?
you are are you?
you do do you?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.741202 del
>>741189
Very good.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.741203 del
might go for a long walk and get some hungry jacks for lunch. You neets want anything?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.741204 del
I forget which neet cat-neet is. Is he one of the named neets?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.741205 del
>>741203
Get me what you're having.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.741206 del
>>741203
Get me some onion rings please.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.741207 del
Don't know if I can do it


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.741208 del
>>741207
Just ask for onion rings.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.741209 del
>>741145
HEY SHUT THE FUCK UP


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.741210 del
>>741109
they look like webby has busted a nut on them


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.741211 del
>>741204
Olive/Debicki poster


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.741212 del
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I didn't shower last night. I was trying to get in the habit of not hoping in bed when stinky.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.741213 del
>>741197
everbody squiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrtttss

don't. holllllld. it in.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.741214 del
>>741187
Where'd you get them?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.741215 del
5 hrs of YouTube shorts.
Cooked retard life.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.741216 del
>>741187
>pcbs
what is this webby?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.741217 del


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:42 [Preview] No.741218 del
>>741215
You need to do a tech detox. Two weeks of abstaining from all electronic devices will reset your brain.
Follow my plan and you will be writing novels and debating philosophy at university level.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.741219 del
>>741216
>what is this webby?
A deeper question than you realised. What is any of us?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.741220 del
>>741193
His hole is old and dusty.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.741221 del
>>741220
It has a tarp on it.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.741222 del
>>741221
Chux tarp.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.741223 del
>>741214
Found em in a toilet stall at the Grosvenor Hotel.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.741224 del
>>741203
Use a voucher.
I'll have a $5 lunch stunner


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.741225 del
>>741216
It's an opsec thing. Your feeble mind wouldn't understand.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.741226 del
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Having what's left of last nights stirfry for lunch.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.741227 del
polycystic balls syndrome.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.741228 del
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>>741218
All electronic devices?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.741229 del
>>741218
I had part of Thursday off last week, this week I have Saturday.. Until that changes.
Cooked mong life is the way. Philosophising big words is for poin dexters.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.741230 del
>>741226
Looks very good.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.741231 del
>>741221
Flapping in the breeze.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.741232 del
>>741226
10/10 pree-zen-tayshon, STIR-FRY-NEET.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.741233 del
>>741229
You would not be able to hold your own in a conversation with Woody at a New York deli. To him it would just seem like grunting.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.741234 del
>>741223
I try to keep track of my spicy holes


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.741235 del
>>741232
But you're stir fry.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.741236 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JIRfRYRx5jI [Embed]


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.741237 del
>>741233
He'd gevalt at my cream cheese on pastrami and dill pickle bagel.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:05 [Preview] No.741238 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.741239 del
Been watching sean and marleys cooking show. Seans a big kylie minogue fan like buro.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.741240 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.741241 del
>>741239
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.741242 del
>>741240
I've seen this on twitter.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.741243 del
>>741241
Stanners hasn't been with us for a long time.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.741244 del
>>741240
>>741242
What is it?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.741246 del
forgot to get lunch and the optimal window for kfc has passed


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:27 [Preview] No.741247 del


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:32 [Preview] No.741248 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.741249 del
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>>741215
Your attention span has been STEAMED.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.741250 del
When you go through the KFC drive-thru do you always have to pay at the first window? Sometimes I have been there and the window is closed and the guy is busy taking an order over the headset.
Can you just keep driving and pay at the second window?
I used to think the second window was just for receiving your food but now I am not so sure. That first window has a "Next Window ⬅️" sticker on it when its closed.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.741251 del
>>741245
future jana hocking


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.741252 del
I think I'm too fat to wear a cardigan. I would not look good.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.741253 del


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.741254 del
>>741250
My KFC always takes the money at the first window. My HJs sometimes says to drive around to the last window though.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.741255 del
>>741254
My KFC don't tell me what to do. I end up in a state of confusion.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.741257 del
>>741256
She is like Gladys she has wrecked herself by being attracted to a dodgy man. At the end of the day they are just typical women.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.741258 del
I will never understand women.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.741259 del
>>741257
It is interesting that he is an obesity doctor but she is a fat pig.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.741260 del
>>741259
There was a meme of a bunch of ministers of health from various western countries and they're all fat pigs.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.741261 del
>>741105
Lots of mongs in this one. But that rebar piercing the tranny sack of the motorbike was just frightening!


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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.741263 del
>>741256
>two week holiday in Europe
Trust the planned vaction


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.741264 del
>>741258
You will die alone :)


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.741265 del
Fan of Joe Bonamassa Weber?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.741266 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Fpzlj2AR3U [Embed]


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.741267 del
>>741265
Never heard of him.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.741268 del
>>741264
>You will die
Thank you Jesus.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.741269 del
>>741267
Plays Albert King type electric blues.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.741270 del
Possum claimed he could predict the future by reading the interior of garlic bread loaves once. But he needed a lot of them.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.741272 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.741273 del
Weber wears size 8 crocs


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.741274 del
>>741272
I could probably name a whole bunch of people you've never heard of either. There is no reason to get violent about it.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.741275 del
Everyday I sit and ask myself, how did life slip away.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.741276 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.741277 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.741278 del
My feet are fucked after that long walk. Gone are the days of my youth when I could spend 6 hours straight walking


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.741279 del
>>741268
>Thank you Jesus.
Never heard of him.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.741280 del
>>741278
I get puffed out taking a shit.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.741281 del
>>741277
that's a new look for olive


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.741282 del
>>741279
>olive
This bixh is a slice of primo leg ham compared to that vile anti-female-pasto.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.741283 del
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Ok, this Wednesday on womboflix we will be watching the first episodes of Peaky Blinders. I have no idea what it's about but I keep seeing the name everywhere.

On Saturday Shibs will be streaming something. On Sunday we will be watching Francis Ford Coppola's Apocalypse Now (1979).

Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny got bad reviews, but many people mentioned the first 25 minutes, which were set in the 1940s with younger Indy, were good, resembling classic indiana jones, so I think we'll stream just that bit of the movie when it gets released, which may happen soon.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.741284 del
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You wish. YOU FUCKING WISH.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.741285 del
>>741275
Isn't the answer pretty obvious?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.741286 del
>>741278
You need to work your way up to a long walk like that.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.741287 del


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.741288 del
I accidentally snorted battery acid once. I lost my sense of smell and got brain damage.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.741290 del
>>741278
Take the rest of the day off.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.741291 del
He's waiting.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.741292 del
>>741288
pre-payday feelz


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.741293 del
Wonder what monks up to


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.741295 del
feeling weak from hunger


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.741296 del
>>741295
Have a feed.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.741297 del
>>741296
I'll wait until 5pm for dindins.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.741298 del
>>741297
What is on the menu?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.741299 del
>>741298
Dunno yet. Something hearty. For drinks I have two stubbies of stdout and a bottle of cab sauv.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.741301 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.741303 del
>>741301
celery helps with big loads


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.741304 del
Where do people do file sharing these days? I've been using bit torrent for most of the past two decades, is there nothing newer?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.741305 del
>>741304
If it ain't broke don't fix it.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.741306 del
>>741304
The only alternative I've seen to P2P is file dropbox things like Mega and they tend to get taken down quickly.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.741307 del
>>741303
urban legend


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.741308 del
>>741307
Me and Possum did rigorous testing.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.741309 del
>>741308
>rigorous
vigorous


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.741310 del
Possum called me a "nasty old sodomite" once.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.741311 del
>>741310
He referred to your behavior as aberrant.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.741312 del
having a stdout to tide me over


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.741313 del
Some morning goon has helped with the tax. Only gonna have 12 standoes tonight, wagon tomorrow.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.741314 del
>>741212
it's okay, you can do it today


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.741315 del
>>741313
>wagon tomorrow.
Its a sure bet. A real life multi.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.741316 del
>>741315
Yeah. Low stake, high potential returns.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.741317 del
Eating strawberries, honey and yogurt


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.741318 del
You win some, you lose more.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.741319 del
What if cruisey is betting monks' soul and future on the chinaman each time he plays and keeps on losing and that's why monk can never board the wagon?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.741320 del
Good 70s NEET song.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IKh6a1mL3YQ [Embed]


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.741321 del
Bought cat the expensive pet mince.
My plan is to make cat food by mixing the expensive mix with gelatine. Thus it would be the same price as the whiskas one, and cat wouldn't have to eat tinned garf.

Why do I do these things for cat?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.741322 del
>>741321
You are a good NEET. You love that cat.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.741323 del
The Cats of Australia have made their choice. Snappy NEET.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.741324 del
put my dick in the cat


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.741325 del
>>741321
you are pussy whipped. You need to stand up to that cat.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.741326 del
You leave your smell like an alley cat.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.741327 del


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.741328 del
>>741319
It's worth the risk.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.741329 del


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.741330 del
Misso commented on me looking at a girls arse.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.741331 del
>>741330
Good arse?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.741332 del
>>741330
I hope you put her in her place


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.741333 del
>>741332
Right on her arse.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.741334 del
>>741330
Did you grab hers and tell her she could tone it up a little?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.741335 del
She knows about the toilet cubicle at the Grosvenor. The door was wide open.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.741336 del
>>741283
Play the whole moofie, those bad reviews are just a psyop to stop you downloading it.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.741337 del
>>741321
the cat wants Kit-e-cat because its got caramel in it. Caramel is like cat crack.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.741338 del
Cat is now lying in the shower and has become wet. Cat hates getting wet, why would cat do this?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.741339 del
>>741338
Cat wanted to do poo


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.741340 del
>>741283
what's on tonight?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.741341 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.741342 del
>>741341
He will need to get a new pet.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.741343 del
>>741342
He should get a rabbit. If it is bad he can eat it.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.741344 del
>>741338
You made that pussy wet


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.741345 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.741346 del
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>>741345
Then they grow up.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.741347 del
>>741346
me in the center


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.741348 del
Are you here, Weber?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.741349 del
>>741347
You look a bit scary neet.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.741350 del
>>741348
... it's me, Margaret.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.741351 del
>>741350
God damn, I leave the board for a few weeks and not only does nuro return but weber troons out.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.741352 del
>>741348
What do you want?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.741353 del
Might cook chicken francaise one day.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.741354 del
>>741351
webby was always going to transition. It's not your fault.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.741355 del
>>741352
I have a blazer that needs the sleeves done up. How much do you suggest I pay for this and where do you think I should get it done? I was thinking of "Ronda's Bridal and Clothing Alterations" but I've never been there. I expect the suburbs would be much cheaper than getting it done in the city?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.741356 del
$4.20 blazer it.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.741357 del
>>741351
We blame Bill.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.741358 del
>>741355
There's a Vietnamese lady at the Elizabeth South shops who has been there since I was a teenager who does good work. She'd probably charge you $20-30 to take the sleeves up. She charges me $20 to take up 2 pairs of jeans. A blazer is a little bit more work on account of the satin sleeve lining, but wouldn't be much more.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.741359 del
>>741355
>Ronda's Bridal and Clothing Alterations
"Disgusted by this woman’s behaviour.
Went there for my MOH dress to be altered. Confided in Rhonda about my pregnancy as she would be altering my dress to fit my pregnant body however nobody else knew at the time not even my family which I also told her.
Rhonda told the entire bridal party and the bride and she was not apologetic at all. She said “shit happens” and “oh well” with a shoulder shrug and laughing. Yelled at me in her store with customers around. She had no idea what my journey was like to even fall pregnant and took away my experience in telling my close friend.
Thank god I took my dress elsewhere as the bride and bridesmaids were not happy with their alterations either."


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.741360 del
I have heard that sleeves can be more expensive than expected because to do it properly they sometimes need to take them up from the shoulder end.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.741361 del
>>741355
>>741358
THis is her https://www.facebook.com/p/Marnie-Alterations-100057577864939/
She also gets all of the colourful niggers women business these days and hasn't been chopped up with a machette, so they must be happy.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.741362 del
>>741360
Depends how far out of whack they are relative to his hands. An inch or so should be fine from the cuff end.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.741363 del
Weber needs a colourful niggress woman for his wife. The type that balances things on the top of her head.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.741364 del
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>>741363
>balances things on the top of her head


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.741365 del
>>741358
She also did the alterations on Motherbat's dress when sisterbot got married, and Motherbat was happy and it was an expensive piece of clothing.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.741366 del
>>741364
Levels of eroticism previously thought unimaginable.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.741367 del
>>741361
>>741358
Cheers, that is just off the Gawler central trainline which makes it convient. There is another one in Linden park called Marmies lol.
>>741362
>>741360
Yeah, it is maybe about 1/2 or 3/4 of an inch. Not sure if the waist will need to be taken in also.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.741368 del
>>741367
>convient
Christ, convenient.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.741369 del
>>741367
Yeah Lizbef South Station is a straight line walk to the shops there. 1.5 blocks.

She'll get you to put the jacket on and pin it properly.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.741370 del
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>>741363
I'm sure we can find a whole harem of negresses for him at blerdcon


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.741371 del
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>>741211
No he isn't.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.741372 del
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>>741363

The one on the left.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.741373 del
>>741367
There is an alteration place at Lizbef Centre too, but they charged me a lot for a pair of jeans the one time I used them.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.741374 del
>>741373
That is a chain one, I'd trust an old gook lady over them.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.741375 del
Black women are kind of disgusting


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.741376 del
>>741375
All women are.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.741377 del
At the neet compound only sexual activity involving men or animals will be allowed.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.741378 del


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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.741380 del
>>741379
Built-in bra cups should be illegal.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.741381 del
>>741380
I need the support.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.741382 del
>>741381
I need to see your nipples through the lace work


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.741383 del
NEETs helping NEETs. You love to see it.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.741384 del
>>741380
Chicks walking around braless has gotten way more common the last few months. I used to see a girl doing that every few months now I see it at least once a week. They sometimes even do it with a sheer top which is pretty hot but I find it a bit inappropriate to go walking along north terrace like that with all the children about.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.741385 del
>>741384
Yeah some things should be left to the imagination.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.741386 del
>>741383
❤️


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.741387 del
I wish I could afford that much adrenochrome


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.741388 del
>>741329
Good image.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.741389 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.741391 del
>>741283
If you're going to show the movie, show the whole thing.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.741392 del
>>741271
I really enjoyed the video at the top of the article. Wanna cuddle.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.741393 del
>>741389
Equally as good.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.741394 del
>>741304
Microsoft teams


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.741395 del
>>741319
Better odds than doing it himself.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.741396 del
>>741212
Odd Grindr conversation.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.741397 del
Got chicken. What should zi cook?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.741398 del
>>741321
She'll scratch you thanks later.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.741399 del
>>741332
I said 'it was right there' and she said 'what arse?'.
I don't think I got in trouble.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.741400 del


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.741401 del
>he recognises grindr screenshots


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.741402 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.741403 del
Did a big poo.


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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.741406 del
>Zelensky Says Ghost of Kiev Just Died Crashing His Plane Into Another Ukraine Jet Like a Moron


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.741407 del
>>741355
$15.
$20 at most.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.741408 del
>>741397
>zi
Ztepmum?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.741409 del
>>741358
>satin sleeve lining


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.741410 del
did an idiot just join us?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.741412 del
chicken carcass just boiling into stock.
could roast a maryland with potatoes, could stur fry breast. not really feeling like curryunless its tandoor


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.741413 del
>>741406
It was da juice


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.741414 del
>>741410
you've been here all day


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.741415 del
I knocked on the tandoor. Naan answered.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.741416 del


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.741417 del
Worried that the 5XL top from Johnny Bigg won't fit.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.741418 del
>>741412
I vote for the maryland, plus they are nice the next day when cold with some salt.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.741419 del


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.741420 del
>>741412
>could roast a maryland with potatoes
That's what I would like please. With some boiled (but still crisp) green beans.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.741421 del
>>741417
Time for more veges.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.741422 del
>>741421
Full of anti-nutrients.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.741423 del
>>741417
Return them for a Bigger size.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.741424 del
>>741410
It would seem that way.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.741425 del


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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.741427 del
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Still haven't drunk at all this month.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.741428 del
>>741427
Well done NEET. Another month sober and the alcoholic psychosis will lift fully and you will stop finding that giant woman attractive.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.741429 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.741430 del
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>>741427
Look at the neck on this giraffe.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.741431 del
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LONG GIRL


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.741432 del
>>741427
Well done.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.741434 del
>>741429
I like that doggo too.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.741435 del
Trying to wank but cant


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.741436 del
>>741435
Erectile dysfunction?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.741437 del
might watch some tv show


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.741438 del
I am on episode two of Ahsoka.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.741439 del
>>741401
We've all done things we regret for a $5 dan murphy's voucher


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.741440 del
>>741436
Already wanked twice today and I'm keeping it to images only, also a bit gooned


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.741441 del
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Rundle Street, Adelaide, c. 1947.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.741442 del
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Armistice Day Service at the War Memorial, Adelaide, 1935.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.741443 del
>>741441
Me, back left


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.741444 del
>>741443
You're still not the oldest neet.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.741445 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.741446 del
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Miss the giant snack packs.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.741447 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LX-7AnOx22k [Embed]


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.741448 del
>>741440
Wait, you're wanking to these?
>>741441
>>741442


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.741449 del
>>741438
episode three of arsesoaker is out tomorrow


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.741450 del
>>741448
Very poorly bantered.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.741451 del
>>741446
It was a golden age to be an executive.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.741452 del
can you make a poor man's parma with a schnitzel, tomato paste and a slice of cheese?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.741453 del
>>741452
Tomato paste is a bit strong, but yes it's a very sensible option


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.741454 del
Fucking oven isn't hot, I could have cooked three other things in this time. Why didn't the neets tell me to make a schnitzel I've even got chips


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.741455 del
>>741449
How many all up?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.741456 del
>>741455
Eight I think


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.741457 del
Never did end up watching Apocalypto, might watch it tonight if I can bother plugging in my external HDD


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.741458 del
>>741454
3 layers paper towel, nuke for 2 minutes.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.741459 del
>>741458
Why would you microwave chicken, that's nasty


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.741460 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8axfrzS7pRY [Embed]


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.741461 del
Just finished a pack of tissues that didn't have the plastic film on the opening for environmental reasons.
Wouldn't recommend it, the sound was awful, like biting an icy pole stick.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.741462 del
I was having a decent day until one of the neets told me I was going to die alone and now I’m JUST’d my shit up. Woe.
>inb4 he does it again


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.741463 del
>>741447
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UFz901IX-JU [Embed]


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.741464 del
>>741446
So does GregWoe.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.741465 del
>>741462
Don't listen to that neet, he's full of shit.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.741466 del
>>741465
Thankyou. Some of you are alright, don’t come to the neet compound tomorrow


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.741467 del
>>741454
Bitch you were told to make chicken française, which is kinda like a schnitzel anyway.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.741468 del
>>741452
Loosten the paste up with water, add some sugar and dried herb.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.741469 del
Possum once called me a spherecuck


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.741470 del


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.741471 del
Cum in my pants. Didn't flinch or even reach for the tissues.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.741472 del
>>741469
he called me spherecock and marshmallow dick


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.741473 del
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Roast was average. No wine for gravy dried herbs, no real salad. What do you serve as a side for a roast?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.741474 del
>>741473
>What do you serve as a side for a roast?
You don't need anything besides taters andd gravy, maybe a yorkshire pud if you're having lamb or beef.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.741475 del
>>741473
Nicely done. No sides needed.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.741476 del
>>741471
Based.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.741477 del
>>741474
>yorkshire pud
Better days.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.741478 del
>>741473
Nice, hope you kept some of those taters for breakky.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.741479 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.741480 del
>>741471
No cumpassion neet


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.741481 del
>>741470
Are you even a neet? Do you actually have a functioning normie life with a job, gf and friends and just come on here to shit on neets?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.741482 del


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.741483 del
>>741479
I'd buy it.
The engine or the hull would be worth 150 alone.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.741484 del


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.741486 del
>>741483
If the advert is accurate, the thing is registered until 2024. Rego would be more than that.

This one isn't too far away: https://www.boatsales.com.au/boats/details/1980-bellboy-half-cabin/SSE-AD-14779501/


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.741487 del
Have a honking great day Neets!


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.741488 del
>>741473
Where are my green beans?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.741490 del
might go to couchbed


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.741492 del
>>741488
Aren't white beans more your thing?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.741493 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.741494 del
Pornhub used to be so much better...


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.741495 del
>>741489
Do you expect me to pay for that with NEETbux?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.741496 del
Her name is Keyra


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.741497 del
I wish we had streetfood in this country


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.741498 del
Whats the appropriate punishment from a husband discovering his newly pregnant wife has continued to smoke cigarettes despite carrying the baby?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.741499 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.741500 del
>>741497
I could make money doing something I actually enjoyed.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.741501 del
now we won't be raped


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.741502 del
I'll rape you


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.741503 del
>tfw just got raped


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.741504 del
Heavily choof'd and goon'd.
Watched two hours of quantum mechanics videos.
Now watching turing system video.
Wage. In 10 hrs.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.741505 del
Tooth decay


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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.741507 del
>>741504
I'm also gooned and considerably choofed
I'm on the police interrogation videos. Fascinating to see people in their rawest form. I remember speaking to cops in the cop shop during my first arrested to really spoke to me straight up about how I was fucking up my life with my anti-social behaviours. I totally disregarded them at the time but if only I'd listened


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.741508 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.741509 del
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>>741507
>if only I'd listened


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.741510 del
Did a vomit.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.741511 del
On the train inspector public freakout videos again


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.741512 del
>>741507
My first infringement was on the highway to blanchetown and was a dyke butch slut and a nude nut pom cunt with tribal tattoos.
It reaffirmed my sentiments of FUCK COPS 👮


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.741513 del
>>741510
In the coop?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.741514 del
And of course it's going to rain on Thursday.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.741515 del
>>741511
I think I need to sleep.
Might crash
Disnep recommend bear 🐻


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.741516 del
Have a blessed Monday NEETs


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.741517 del
Saw my local in an episode of aussie dashcams


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.741518 del
Dropped my phone in a piss filled toilet, its still alive


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.741519 del
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morning neetbros, time for some coffee


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.741520 del
>>741504
>Watched two hours of quantum mechanics videos.
and you reckon I'm into bleep bloop shit


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.741521 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1yfX84RMQ3M [Embed]


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.741522 del
>>741519
Morning.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.741523 del
>>741516
Fecking imposter Pepe.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 22:46 [Preview] No.741524 del
>>741520
One wacky theory is that the universe is just one charged particle, interacting with itself in various moments in time.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.741525 del
Hungover wank.
Wage in an hour.
Need coffee to poo and need poo before shower.
Can't see any of this happening.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 22:49 [Preview] No.741526 del
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>>741516
>>741523
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.741527 del
Although bismuth-209 is now known to be radioactive, it has classically been considered to be a stable isotope because it has a half-life of approximately 2.01×1019 years, which is more than a billion times the age of the universe.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.741528 del
think I might spend the rest of the day interacting with myself


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.741529 del
>>741528
Clean up all those gluons.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.741530 del
High functioning alcoholic powers are yet to kick in.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:48 [Preview] No.741531 del
En route to the tailor, I hope she is nice.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.741532 del
Looking at the RSL and thinking about Ted.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.741533 del
>>741531
Tell her the neets said hi.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.741534 del
>>741528
Better put a towel down first to help soak up the seepage.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.741535 del
>>741533
I will tell her Webby sent me.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.741536 del
>>741535
Automatic 20 percent discount.


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.741537 del
Has anyone seen apocalypse now before? Does it need subtitles for vietnamese or anything?


NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.741538 del
>>741491
25 years too late.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.741539 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:17 [Preview] No.741540 del
>>741537
Don't think so. Can't remember too much vietnamese dialogue in the film.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.741541 del
>>741540
>A South Vietnamese soldier has a single line of dialogue in the entire movie


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.741542 del
>>741541
>The other Vietnamese soldiers and civilians simply scream, die and babble. This kind of storytelling sets a dangerous precedent for how we talk about imperialism and the Vietnam War.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.741543 del
Marnie said it is fine. Going to have to take it into the city with me. Not a bad area but the customers at this time are pretty bad.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.741544 del
>>741543
So she is not going to make any changes to it?


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.741545 del
>>741544
No. She offered to take the waist in but said it was unnecessary. She said I have a lovely figure.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.741546 del
>>741545
I guess it's good she isn't taking money off you unnecessarily.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.741547 del
>>741545
>She said I have a lovely figure.
You do.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.741548 del
>>741546
Yes, I thought that.
>>741547
T-thanks neet.


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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.741550 del
>>741539
good mording


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.741551 del
>>741545
>She said I have a lovely figure
Indeed you do.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.741552 del
No-one has ever told me I have a lovely figure. :(


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.741553 del
>>741552
I'm sorry but it is vomitous, NEET.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.741554 del
>>741552
You have a loathesome figure, neet.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:54 [Preview] No.741555 del
>>741553
I know. :(


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.741556 del
>>741555
I was just being silly, NEET.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.741557 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.741559 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12455101/Anthony-Albanese-gets-massive-pay-rise-does-single-minister-elected-federal-politician-Australians-struggle-cost-living.html
>Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's salary will get a massive boost, rising from $564,200 to $586,768
>Mr Albanese's pay will rise by $1,880 a month to $48,897, meaning he earns far more every month than someone on Australia's minimum wage earns in a year, which is $42,278.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.741560 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-12451965/McDonalds-Australia-announces-unbelievable-Big-Mac-Cheeseburger-deal-country-best-Ive-seen.html
>McDonald's Australia customer's can get their hands on a small Big Mac meal and bonus cheeseburger for just $5.95 - as the cost of living crisis continues.
>Customers usually have to pay $16.30 for the same meal.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.741561 del
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Oh here we fucking go…..


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.741562 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12453081/Nevada-Rangers-Extinction-Rebellion-protest-activists-blocked-road-Burning-Man.html
>Nevada Rangers plow truck through Extinction Rebellion protest after the activists blocked road into festival causing 'miles-long gridlock'


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.741563 del
>>741561
Write a ditty about it on your keyboard.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.741564 del
>>741563
>>741563
I just read the pamphlet and it doesn’t fucking mention what day it is… just voting is compulsory….


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.741565 del
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>>741562
>police have released a photo of the suspect driving the plow truck


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.741566 del
>>741564
He's announcing the date tomorrow when he's in BEST A.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.741567 del


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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.741570 del
>>741567
>there's a negress flying the plane
I guess it wasn't putin after all


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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.741573 del
>>741561
The postie just brought mine. I'm putting it back in the mail tomorrow with something racist written on the front.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.741574 del
>>741562
Thanks Trev.


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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.741577 del
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>>741575
Dan could award prizes for the best drivers.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.741578 del
>>741561
is this buro bros?


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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.741580 del
>>741561
Wow dude, a pocket knife. So cool and badass...


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.741581 del
>>741580
It's a Gerber Zilch, bro.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.741582 del
>>741578
That’s impossible he is clearly dead.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.741583 del
>>741578
It’s clearly Fantomas impersonating him.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.741584 del
>>741581
And you're a Goober Bich, boi.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.741585 del
>>741582
That was just a dream


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.741586 del
might have a shid


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.741587 del
I’m shidding


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.741588 del
shidhead


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No.741589 del
shidfaced


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.741590 del
>>741560
This will pair nicely with Hungry Jack's stunner meal deal. Plus a half-price pixxa from Dominos and the 4-dollar big mac voucher already on the maccas app.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.741591 del
>>741590
on separate days, I hope


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.741592 del
>>741545
That's a compliment typically given to women...


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.741593 del
>>741592
English isn't her first language.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.741594 del
I get so puffed out wiping my arse. I think the contortions cause my midsection to crush my heart and lungs.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.741595 del
>>741591
>on separate days
it was yesterday on the other side of the international date line


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.741596 del
>>741593
I hope she gave a good tug at least. All that needle work should have built up her wrist agility.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.741597 del
>>741593
She was jealous of Cruisey's wide hips and luscious bubble butt. Stoner feed will do that to a man.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.741598 del
>>741597
I've noticed him starting to beef up a bit.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.741599 del
>>741598
probably taking butt bulking supplements illegally ordered from the internet too


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.741600 del
back on the dungeon synth and programming


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.741601 del
feeling like crying


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.741602 del
>>741601
Let it all out NEET.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.741603 del
>>741602
trying to fix some boomer's 20 year old php code


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.741604 del
>>741532
I'm surprised you're a redgum NEET


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.741605 del
red bum neet


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.741606 del
>>741537
No. It doesn't have subtitles. It's an atmospheric movie in another language.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.741607 del
>>741606
stop telling lies


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.741608 del
Didn't sleep properly, again.
Was a mong at work, got chewed out, seems very unfair.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.741609 del
>>741608
>Was a mong at work, got chewed out, seems very unfair.
What did you do?
What was said?


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.741610 del
>>741545
>imagining those strong hips


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.741611 del
>>741610
Good for thrusting.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.741613 del
>>741277
my pp got up


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.741614 del
I went to meeting place today and they opened with an acknowledgement of country.
Had an internal chuckle because we were on the second floor.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.741615 del
A blowfly means you will receive an unexpected guest.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.741616 del
>>741614
We all thank Wizzy for the land we are living on.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.741617 del
Just hit the blowfly with a ruler.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.741618 del
>>741616
Wizzy is the rightful custodian, not these white cunts faking being boongs.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.741619 del
morning
I'm hungover at my friend's house
got drunk last night with his dad and he started playing tunes he used to play when he was younger
had a zoom recorder so now it's saved
vocaroo time?


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.741620 del
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Important Womboflix Announcement
We're going to have an impromptu screening of Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny (2023), tonight, in 1 hour and 35 minutes. I recommend only watching the first 25 minutes of the movie, as I'm told the rest sucks, but I'll let it run the full 2+ hours for neets who are optimistic.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.741621 del


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.741622 del
>>741620
Oh, a womboflix advisory - this movie may contain negative portrayals of fascism and promote harmful and outdated stereotypes about nazis.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.741623 del
>>741619
Morning.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.741624 del
>>741622
on the flip side, it confirms my idea that women are fucking stupid


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.741625 del
>NASROLLAH is in a Toyota Carolla
lol


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.741626 del


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.741627 del
>>741622
Poor Tiff


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.741628 del
>>741557
Expensive service.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.741629 del
>>741609
Failed to observe somthing happening in front of me, bossman claimed this demonstrated that I didn't care enough about my job.

No point arguing, either bossman understands the cage or he doesn't


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.741630 del
>>741620
Wage was grim today but we shipped off an ultra annoying nigger inmate to the dungeon planet and I'm handing out english wrapped sweets like its the west bank when some JIDF zogbot got schwacked. after dinner I'm going to the cinema to watch Tom Cruise's new mission impossible. Going to take the piss bottle so I dont have to duck out halfway thru.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.741631 del
>>741630
Did you say goodbye to Bantu?


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.741632 del
>>741620
Harrison Ford also has a small part in Apocalypse Now.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.741634 del
>>741633
I heard that cow cut in line. How dairy!


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.741635 del
>>741629
He's probably having a bad day.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.741636 del
>>741633
All culture.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.741637 del
>>741636
Cruisey didn't remind me the Gawler Show was on last weekend.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.741638 del
>>741637
Many such cases.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.741641 del
>>741619
Tell me your last dream you remember.
In great detail, on a vocaroo.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.741642 del
>>741619
>vocaroo time?
Yes.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.741643 del
>>741620
Is this real, or s prank.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.741644 del
>>741639
He wont even gets us three Bertie Beetle showbags each.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.741645 del
>>741643
It's real.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.741646 del
>>741629
Did you deserve some of it?


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.741647 del
>>741643
just came out on bittorrent today


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.741648 del
>>741633
2nd pic is nice. I should get something like that.
3rd pic is true best A culture.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.741649 del
>>741637
I would have enjoyed that


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.741650 del
Multiple NEETs trying to prank me.
Troll face.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.741651 del
>>741650
If worse comes to worse just watch HP 31 instead.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.741652 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.741653 del
>>741650
I just peaked at the server and it's there.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.741654 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.741655 del
I just remembered I was with Motherbat. I couldn't have gone to the Gawler Show.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.741656 del
Womboflix endeavours to supply neets with all the 0-day movies that are fit to watch. Which is not a lot these days.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.741658 del
>>741652
>>741654
I really want to binge that mars dove/galaxy chocolate again, but you can only get 42g bars of it these days, barely enough to tease you.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.741659 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.741660 del
>>741655
I still could have.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.741661 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.741662 del
>>741658
>barely enough to tease you.
More executive discrimination.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.741663 del
>>741661
>health snacking
kek good chunk of those products are probably sugar.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.741664 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.741666 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.741667 del
>>741665
Took a moment then chortled.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.741668 del
the rides are all $15 each
I remember feeling guilty when I was 14 or 15 that the rides were $3


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.741669 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.741671 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.741672 del
>>741670
Pajeet at his finest.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.741673 del
Get in here neets, we're watching Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2003) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.741674 del
>>741143
Is the problem fixed neet? if not try updating your lists and see if that fixes things.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.741675 del
>>741673
The first 25 minutes of Dial of Destiny were ok, but the critical drinker warned against the rest of the movie.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.741676 del
>>741673
Still not sure if this is a prank.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.741677 del
>>741675
I think they should make another movie, set entirely in the 1940s, with digitally de-aged indy the whole way through.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.741678 del
>>741676
Did you catch HP 31?


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.741679 del
>>741675
I gave up on it just now


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.741680 del


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.741681 del
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>>741679
How has it come to this?


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.741682 del
>>741681
If only we knew.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.741683 del
>>741646
Deserves its a nasty word. I'm angry because he made a personal judgement about me without even bothering to investigate. Might kill the bossman


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.741684 del
gravity seems to be pulling me into my chair more than normal


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.741685 del
>>741684
Snug fit?


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.741686 del
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>>741685
I would describe myself as sprawling


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.741687 del
Did all I needed to do today. Goon time.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.741688 del
>>741685
He is being sucked down into a black hole.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.741689 del
>>741686
You look good NEET.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.741690 del
>>741688
There is no escape from the gape.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.741691 del
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Heckin score!


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.741692 del
>>741691
Nice bargain especially those babby corns.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.741693 del
>>741691
Well scored.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.741694 del
I feel like I am a juiced prune.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.741695 del
getting a bit sick of youtube


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.741696 del
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>>741652
Fuck me swingin!


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.741697 del
>>741696
bit of a difference


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.741698 del
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12455473/Woman-dies-accidentally-setting-fire-Western-Australia.html
>A 93-year-old commuter has died after she lit a cigarette at a bus stop and accidentally set herself on fire.
lol wtf


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.741699 del
>>741630
cringe

>>741625
lol indeed

>>741603
fixed?


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.741700 del
>>741699
>fixed?
I pointed out a bunch of problems but didn't fix them. He can do that.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.741701 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.741702 del
>>741642
https://voca.ro/14wTLcrP7XQQ
this guy was probably as drunk as I was


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.741703 del
>>741641
I was at some store and a qt3.14 walked in
didn't knew how to talk to her so I decided that pulling off her buttplug was a great ice breaker
unfortunately I woke up before I got the chance to do so


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.741704 del
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>>741666
I'd buy that.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.741705 del
>>741668
Does that include dodgem cars?


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.741707 del
>>741698
What does this sentence mean:

>One local said: 'She'd always stop at that bus stop and have a ciggie... and 'cause she walked every day I would spin out on her as she smoked. How sad.'


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.741708 del
>>741670
Caught brown-handed.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.741709 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.741710 del
>>741678
Sounds like an STD.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.741711 del


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.741712 del
>>741704
based best a company


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.741713 del
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>>741712
look at all the wineries you could stop at before and after some choggy
if only you a gf or fren


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.741714 del
>>741683
What did you do?


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.741715 del
>>741695
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b2GEb8Noy5s [Embed]


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.741716 del
That moofie sucked so bad with the cartoon nazis. I miss the days where mulattos were just exotic stage props.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.741717 del
>>741680
poofter parrot


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.741718 del
Who requests these movies and why does he not watch it till the end?


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.741719 del
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Made pho


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.741720 del
>>741715
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.741721 del
>>741718
This was all ProjectionistNEET/boardneet's doing. We didn't even know until 1.5 hours before.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.741722 del
>>741698
Not funny arsehole.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.741723 del
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On Saturday am streaming Into the Wild. Usual time which is 7pm on the East Coast of Aus.
I think was requested by someone in the chat last time.

>>741721
So he trapped us watching this. I feel violated.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.741724 del
>>741722
You tell me what she was wearing and had in her hair that she went up just lighting a ciggy. Even 100% polyester or acrylic doesn't spontaneously combust.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.741725 del
>>741703
He said dream not your last irl encounter with a gypsy...


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.741726 del
>>741702
Nice, thanks for sharing.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.741727 del
>>741706
Read that earlier and I too thought of Cruisey.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.741728 del
>>741725
I wish I was kidding
>>741726
my pleasure


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.741731 del
>>741709
HOLY DOG BISCUITS


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.741732 del
going to bed


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.741733 del
>>741713
>if only you a gf or fren
Okay?


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.741734 del
>>741733
bum bum poopy head


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.741735 del
>>741719
Made with your homemade chook stocK? Give us the recipe please.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.741736 del
>>741719
Very nice. Vermicelli.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.741737 del
>>741730
I still don't understand what he meant.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.741738 del
Feeling really warm and thirsty all of a sudden. Sitting here in a tshirt even though it’s supposed to be cool or cold


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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.741740 del
>>741738
Might be the beetus.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.741741 del
>>741723
Good moofie that.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.741742 del
>>741737
Neither do I, let it go.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.741743 del
>>741736
Only rice noodles I had.
>>741735
I just make stock with whatever I've got on hand, there's a best version, a realistic version and a neet version.

Lazy neets can just boil a chicken carcass with a charred onion, charred knob of garlic then add a pho cube and fish sauce.
If you don't have fresh ginger then jar ginger is fine, if you don't have a pho cube then google the whole spices.

Mine went cloudy because I fridged the stock, didn't blanch the carcase, and added red oil. No ragrets


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 19:25 [Preview] No.741744 del
>>741710
Gotta watch em all.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 19:29 [Preview] No.741745 del
>>741702
I enjoyed that thanks.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.741746 del
>>741723
Looking forward to it.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.741747 del
Big locanto wank


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 20:29 [Preview] No.741748 del
woke up in the middle of the night, couldn't get back to sleep. Poo problems all morning. Woe.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.741749 del
>>741748
A lot of that going around at the moment


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.741750 del
Moist weather.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.741751 del
Phone no longer charges after I accidentally dropped it in the toilet


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.741752 del
>>741721
>>741716
I warned you all to only watch the first 25 minutes. I regret having ever streamed Dial of Destiny now. It has tarnished the womboflix brand.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.741753 del
>>741752
I was going to ask if we could watch it again tomorrow night.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.741754 del
>>741752
Manhattan will remedy that.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.741755 del
>>741751
You should have turned it off immediately and put it in some rice


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.741756 del
>>741755
>put it in some rice
I prefer mine fried


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.741757 del
8 vanilla pastries and a quadruple dare for breakkayie


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.741758 del
>>741756
I am harrumphing at this, you heckin chortler.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.741759 del
>>741742
>let it go
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I4HmlBRWRjQ [Embed]


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:20 [Preview] No.741760 del
>>741755
I'll probably just get a cheap android, oh well


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:20 [Preview] No.741761 del
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>>741757
breakfast of champions


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.741762 del
>>741760
A phone repair place will be able to open it and dry it out properly.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.741763 del
Just got a YouTube advert with uBlock. They will rue the day they fucked with me.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.741765 del
>>741764
yes found that one, thanks


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.741766 del


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.741767 del
>>741763
Are you a chrome cuck? I'm on firefox and having 0 ads with ublock on youtube.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.741768 del
>>741767
No, I'm not. On Firefox. Got a few ads this morning. The advert video doesn't show, but a couple of second of audio does.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.741770 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yh34ztLblbc [Embed]


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 23:46 [Preview] No.741771 del
Phone is charging again. Survived another day


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.741773 del
>>741771
Piss makes it strong.


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.741774 del
I think a big African man was looking at my phone while I was posting about piss.
Wonder if he'll follow me home.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.741775 del
Now a wrinkly italian is trying to take my table.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.741776 del
He's smoking chop chop.
Probably thinking it'll irritate me so I'll leave


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.741777 del
Just noticed the prison tat of a fly on his hand.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:04 [Preview] No.741778 del
>>741775
Garotte him and whisper "Weber says hello" in his ear


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.741779 del
will pass out soon
cya neets
might weep a little


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.741781 del
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.741782 del
>>741781
mording


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.741784 del
>>741779
Goodbye.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:32 [Preview] No.741785 del
>>741783
Fish food.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.741786 del
>>741785
He got a relatively merciful death considering the things the cartels usually do to each other.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.741787 del
I wish Amazon delivery pajeets would start earlier in the day. Setting out on a delivery run at 11am is a joke.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 01:19 [Preview] No.741789 del
Gonna try?


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.741791 del
>>741779
weepya later


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.741792 del
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NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.741793 del
>>741787
11.50am and it is finally out for delivery


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.741794 del
composing an email
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8zeyRAFMizc [Embed]


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.741795 del
At the 50s diner.
Lost 50 earlier.
Put it on the spreadsheet.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.741796 del
>>741795
Get me the John Wayne combo please.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.741797 del
>>741795
Get me a grandfather clock from Wohlers


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.741798 del
time for a can of rockstar


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.741799 del
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I'm trying to eat my hotdog in peace and some idiot with a clumpy foot brought a couple of drooling retards into the diner.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.741800 del
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>>741795
do they have giant fudge sundaes?


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:21 [Preview] No.741801 del
>>741800
Today is Wednesday, NEET.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.741802 del
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Tonight on womboflix we are showing Peaky Blinders - a gangster family epic set in 1900s England, centering on a gang who sew razor blades in the peaks of their caps, and their fierce boss Tommy Shelby. Starring Scarecrow from batman, and Bane, but weirdly no batman. 7pm AEST.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.741803 del
>>741802
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DyDfgMOUjCI [Embed]
he's very musical too


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.741804 del
>>741799
>>741800
One of each thanks.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.741807 del
>>741801
wtf happened to Tuesday


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.741808 del
>>741803
Joslin you boong


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.741809 del
>>741802
me on the right


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.741810 del
started playing stellaris again, wonder how many minutes before I get sick of it


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.741811 del
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has announced the Indigenous Voice to Parliament referendum will be held on Saturday, October 14.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.741812 del
>>741805
Handsome doggo
farmer ain't bad either
>>741806
The ex-wife will be coming for that sweet payout, trust and believe!


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.741813 del
>>741810
You posting that tells me you're already sick of it.


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NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.741815 del
My Johnny Bigg order was deliverd. Massive BIGG logo on it as usual.
The 5XL Tee is too tight.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.741816 del
>>741799
That ain't no hecking hot-dog!


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.741817 del
the fucken idiots who put the new kerb in forgot the holes for the pipes that drain my gutters


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.741818 del
>>741810
That game always got too big for me to finish.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.741819 del
>>741815
Does it have a returns slip? Can you exchange it for a 6XL?


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.741820 del
>>741819
It was a sale item I got 5XL because they had no 6XL in stock
I am going to DIET my way into it. Trust and believe. Two more weeks.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.741821 del
>>741815
>The 5XL Tee is too tight.
You must have been working out.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.741822 del
I have finished Ahsoka Episode 2 and have started episode 3.
I am a bit embarrassed that I continue to gulp down this woke Disney slop.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.741823 del
>>741814
"Now he's just some weird species of pale eyeless crab you'd find in a wet cave."


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.741824 del
>>741821
I have been getting HUGE. Bloatmax'd and handsome as fudge. People stop and stare at me on the street.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.741825 del
>>741820
Good luck, NEET.

>>741822
Thank you for reminding me about e03


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.741826 del
I presume that voting in the referendum will be less anxiety inducing since there won't be a crowd of FLOGS trying to hand you how to vote cards outside. Should be nice.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.741827 del
>>741826
The Yes campaign has said they will have people walking up and down the voting line trying to convince people to vote yes.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.741828 del
>>741817
Clown'd


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.741829 del
Mummybot spontaneously adopted one of her clients cats because hes going on an end of life plan or something
Another fucking cat to deal with


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:53 [Preview] No.741830 del
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Awww yisss my 3-in-1 handheld digital oscilloscope, signal generator, and component tester arrived.

Real-time sample rate: 10MSa/s
Analogue bandwidth: 500Khz


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.741831 del
>>741829
Why didn't they put the kot on an end-of-life plan too?


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.741832 del
>>741818
it is the johnny bigg of strategy games


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.741833 del
>>741830
very flash


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.741834 del
>>741833
Not bad for $100 AUD, I tell you what.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9aSL7m6mqz4 [Embed]


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.741835 del
>>741796
It's called the Orleans boig there.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.741836 del
Dick ended up red raw after that tug. She put her baby oiled finger on my date.
Think that makes me gay.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.741837 del
>>741799
I.. UMM.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.741838 del
>>741816
It's a phili steak and cheese


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.741839 del
>>741817
Flood your house and make the council pay


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.741840 del
>>741815
Did you tell him it's a sex toy?


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.741841 del
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>>741836
You're one of the mob now cuz.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.741842 del
>>741841
Not sure if it's from high intensity rubbing or I'm allergic to the oil, but my cock is swollen.
After rubbing the oil off she hung the towel on my dick and giggled.
The one in the next booth came out of her rub session to have a peek too.
Probably ruined the other blokes assisted wank. Sounded like a gentle mong, I think I heard him say thank you.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.741843 del
>>741842
Have fun explaining this to the misso.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.741845 del
>>741843
I-I'm sorry, my dick grew b-bigger.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.741846 del
>>741842
>I'm allergic to the oil
Post the pics when it erupts in boils please.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.741847 del
>>741846
Just had a look. Smells a bit like a cheap middle aged Asian woman but no longer bright red.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:44 [Preview] No.741848 del
tbh, it is a muscle. Maybe it had a knot.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.741849 del
Need to find a way to fund 6 months of rural mauy thai training near the chinese border with some proper tribal gooks


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.741850 del
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deleted stellaris again


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.741851 del
>>741850
can yu actually walk around or do anything in that game?


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.741852 del
(2.89 MB 576x1024 RhZVytsc.mp4)


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.741853 del
>>741851
no, just conquer the universe


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.741854 del
Getting health anxiety googling the possible cause of my bleeding gums


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.741855 del
>>741854
Playing saxophone.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.741856 del
Regret wasting an afternoon of my life on that game again. Never again.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.741857 del
Not going to lie, I would like to see a photo of a towel hung on Cruisey's dick. No homo.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.741858 del
>>741854
>bleeding gums
Its gum disease, incurable and very strongly linked to heart disease. Make your will.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.741859 del
>>741836
How much do these tugs cost? I might have to start a spreadsheet.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.741860 del
>>741858
It could be leukemia.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.741861 del
>>741763
Brave meme browser also blocks all those ads with no plugin.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.741862 del
>>741854
You'll be fine neet.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.741863 del
>>741861
right up until youtube decide to get rid of the skip button and just load the ads and the video into a single stream


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.741864 del
>>741806
I enjoyed reading that article.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.741865 del
had a large zinger stacker combo and ten nuggers for dinner
going to open some wine and watch arsesoaker episode 3 before peaky bolinders


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.741866 del
>>741863
Unless it's embedded into the video as you said, it'll be blocked. They only allow some specific advertisers and it's rare to see them.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.741867 del
>>741820
>Two more weeks
Trust the plan.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.741868 del
>>741836
Tease of a story. I need more!


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.741869 del
>>741842
This addition redeemed it partly.


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NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.741872 del
>>741859
do they have discount vouchers for students and pensioners? Asking for a friend.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.741873 del
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Ok, we'll be showing the first episode of Peaky Blinders in 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.741874 del
>>741872
His technique is a hard bargain.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.741875 del
Squat headbanging to pantera domination.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.741876 del
>>741873
Is this the one with the Billie Eilish fella?


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.741877 del
arsesoaker 3 was pretty good on the whole


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.741878 del
>>741876
that joke has already been done today


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.741879 del
Only one or two more choofs left and it's nasty dregs, but I'm listening to korn.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.741881 del
One bad choof left.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.741882 del


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.741883 del
>>741882
That's the sun.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.741884 del
NEETs do you do a proper signature on the handheld electronic signature device the postie gives you to sign with your finger?
I don't think it is even possible to do more than scribble illegibly.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.741885 del
>>741884
nah just a squiggle


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.741886 del
>>741857
Especially when it's bright red.
She was talking to the lady in the next booth, complaining.
I only paid for half an hour and 20 mins was a tug. She had to swap hands about 10 times because I kept pretending to about to cum, just to keep her going and relax.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.741887 del
>>741886
That sounds horrible.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.741888 del
>>741795
>Lost 50 earlier.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.741889 del
>>741888
lol very well tiktok'd.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.741890 del
>>741859
She said $80, but I asked for topless, so $100, which is all I took in. I left my phone and money in the car. I have had 1hr and happy ending for $100, I think. But they all sort of give up once you cum. I practice tantric ball busting. Some landed on my armpit, because I had my hands behind my head. I had a wank this morning and it was still an explosion 💥. There is ancient Chinese magic afoot, hunan region.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.741891 del
>>741865
Can I have a nuggoe, is there any sauce?


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.741892 del
>>741890
>topless
Did she have nice breasts?


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.741893 del


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.741894 del
>>741883
That's Nanna, Sumerian god of the moon.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.741895 del
>>741887
Sex is about power, power is about control.
I would have made her continue, but I let her win.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.741896 del
>>741895
Sounds horrible.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.741897 del
>>741892
Asians have very small nipples.
It's not bad, it's just different.
Like tiny, size of your pinky finger nail small.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.741898 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching Peaky Blinders https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


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NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.741900 del
>>741896
I kept putting my finger on her bumhole


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NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.741902 del
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>>741890
>Some landed on my armpit


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.741903 del
>>741891
I think he ate them all.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:06 [Preview] No.741904 del
>>741890
Wonderful.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.741905 del
You really should try a rub and tug.
It might be cheap and unwholesome and whatever else you want to call it, but it makes you feel like a million bucks. Same as $40 win on the chinaman. Hedonistic detrimentalism, maybe. But intermediary satisfaction, definitely. No worse than KFC, or debeki pictures, or wearing masks in public, it's all just to make ourselves feel a bit better.


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NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.741907 del
>>741902
I just laid there and let her wipe it all off with a warm towel.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.741908 del
>>741903
He eats them without sauce.
I don't know how he does it.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.741909 del
Boardneet wears masks like a hedonist.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.741910 del
I couldn't think of anything else you partake in.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.741911 del
>>741910
You tried your best 👍


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.741912 del
>>741018
All happy as a lark.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.741913 del
>>741905
>it makes you feel like a million bucks
It would depend on whether you were the type that felt shame and guilt over everything. Some of us are incapable of being happy.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.741914 del
>>741912
very nice


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.741915 del
peaky blinders was bretty gud. We might watch some more tomorrow


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.741917 del
>>741890
degenerate


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.741918 del
I can hear thunder.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.741919 del
>>741915
Haven't seen it but I've always liked that Killian guy since that zombie moofie. And of courxe his role in Batman.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.741920 del
the way you love me is frightening


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.741921 del
>>741920
It is very intense.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.741922 del
>>741913
You speak for no one.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.741923 del
>>741920
nigga you WISH your eyes were that dreamy


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.741924 del
>>741886
I thought you had a missus?


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.741925 del
>>741924
That's one of those ironies in life... some of us are never good enough for anybody and the ones that have partners aren't satisfied and cheat on them.


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.741926 del
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NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.741927 del
>>741855
in public toilets


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.741928 del
>>741854
Couldn't possibly be your shitty high-sugar diet and lack of dental hygiene...


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.741929 del
>>741928
How would his gums be bleeding if he wasn't brushing them, dumb cunt?


NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview]