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NEET General #727 - Someday I'll Change Edition NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 07:16 [Preview] No. 741018
But that day isn't today...

OLD: >>740042

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.741041 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.741042 del

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.741044 del
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Why is it that only the BO can make new threads?
Clearly this is why we have a faggoty new Gen.
Why is the BO such a woman?

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.741067 del
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Grab your balls and get in here neets, the movie's starting! https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.741068 del
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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.741069 del
Do you remember Gordon on gumtree who used to sell that stuff in hillbank?
Tell him it's a sex toy.
I've always suggested that they are very similar.
I and you are very similar.
Crush them up and put them in your bumhole.

Good end to the Gen. Quality posting. Worthy of more (You)'s but copy pasting and rescrolling is too hard.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.741070 del
Only fags hate him…..

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:16 [Preview] No.741071 del
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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.741074 del
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Some bogans have scavenged a queen size mattress that had been thrown out on the street in front of a bad home. They took it off to another bad home by using an abandoned shopping trolley that was nearby.
Bad home neighbourhood life.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.741075 del
Is this an opinion you hear in the community?

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.741076 del
they now have shopping trolleys where the wheels will jam after you take them a certain distance from the shop

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:48 [Preview] No.741077 del
I saw Cruisey in a toilet cubicle at the Grosvenor wearing nothing but a sarong. He had lipstick on. The door was wide open.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.741078 del
I stopped on the side of the road and picked up a marvel canvas picture and an unopened 4 pack of Pokemon cards today

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.741079 del
He loves it when they hate him.
Hate him hard.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.741080 del
That is a good score.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.741081 del
I was trying to please the barkeep evil wench.
She even refused eye contact.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.741082 del
The NEET slaps what he will and the chinaman enjoys as he must

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.741083 del

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:10 [Preview] No.741084 del
I looked at several dozen of the reviews and the majority were 4/5 stars. Weber is a Karen.


>If you out a human in doace

Shootin blanks with his damaged nut


and and and

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.741085 del
got some whiskey instead of my usual 1 dollar beer
special occasion

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.741086 del
>special occasion
Suriving the explosion and living another day?

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.741087 del
>Weber is a Karen
That was Cruisey you tool

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:28 [Preview] No.741088 del
There was also a few good table seats and a drawer with a back panel that you can hang hooks through.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.741089 del
I don't understand any of your replies.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:33 [Preview] No.741090 del
The food was pretty good though.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.741091 del
Nod politely next time.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.741092 del
Why is kееgz allowed to be back from the dead? Wizzy wouldn't approve of this white fella sorcery.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.741093 del
They will sleep well tonight.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:48 [Preview] No.741094 del
He brought back the other shit steamer too.
A real mystery.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.741095 del
It was only the iron will of Chicken Dinner as BO that kept Keegz and the underage womens gymnastics enthusiast at bay.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:53 [Preview] No.741096 del
>Suriving the explosion and living another day?
not surviving would've been a nice birthday gift

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:55 [Preview] No.741097 del
might g o to bed

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Happy birthday.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.741099 del
might say goodnight to you

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.741100 del
you better

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:05 [Preview] No.741101 del
Good night.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.741102 del
>Your ip range * * has been banned from /agatha2/

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.741104 del
thank you *smooch*

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.741105 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TtWnAIcU6Cs [Embed]
Monthly mongs

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.741107 del
Any limited edition cards in the pack?

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.741108 del
wasted another week bros

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.741109 del
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Feel like eating some jam donuts while the rest of you do push ups

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:20 [Preview] No.741110 del
>and the

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:22 [Preview] No.741111 del
They were in a plastic case. Seemed important.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:25 [Preview] No.741113 del
Watch this to make up for it.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fx4afVY1LHE [Embed]

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.741114 del
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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.741115 del
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Just discovered something called a donut snack pack on ubereats. 'Made from freshly baked and soft donuts. Covered in Nutella and your choice of chocolate.'

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.741116 del
Post a photo of them please.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.741117 del

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:33 [Preview] No.741118 del
I gave them away. I'll take a pic when I see them again.
They weren't any Pokemon I know.
I only remember the original 150

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.741119 del
So i herd you like mudkips?

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.741120 del
I herd you herd mongs

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:44 [Preview] No.741121 del

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.741122 del
The fingerless gloves are on.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.741123 del
Just reconnect with a childhood friend whos just getting clean off ice

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:55 [Preview] No.741124 del
I should, or you have?

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:56 [Preview] No.741125 del
Not good

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 11:57 [Preview] No.741126 del
Leave in a safe place requested by Receiver

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:13 [Preview] No.741127 del
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>special occasion
not getting caught?

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:26 [Preview] No.741128 del
Pajeet will fug that up.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.741129 del
Fast-forward four months
>wasted another year bros

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.741130 del
I should*
My Dad has been telling me about how hes back in my hometown and his dad is looking for a rehab program

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.741131 del
Have any of you NEETs read the Fitz and Fool books by Robin Hobb?

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.741132 del
There is nothing you can do for him. Do not put yourself at risk.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.741133 del
Just want to live alone on an isolated property free from everyone and their noise.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.741134 del
Same. I want to avoid their gaze too.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:36 [Preview] No.741135 del
>Robin Hobb
Couldn't even get through his toaster manual.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.741136 del
Make sure it is switched off if you stick a knife in there to get the english muffins out.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.741137 del
Cruisey sending angry emails to hotels complaining about the shape of his poached eggs.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.741138 del
Get on your knees and get my muffins out boy.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.741139 del
Listening to The Smashing Pumpkins.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:42 [Preview] No.741140 del
Should offer him a choof and place to stay. Rehab is for pussies.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:49 [Preview] No.741141 del
I do want to have Cruisey as a slave though. Feed me that sloppa everynight.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.741142 del
Skyhooks song:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WoE8m4nTqsw [Embed]

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.741143 del
Is anyone using Chrome with ublock origin and getting ads on youtube? If I refresh the page they go away

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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.741145 del
For the late night NEET crew. We Only Come Out at Night by The Smashing Pumpkins.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=WHSPVNbF5lY [Embed]

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.741146 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6vQWEtbARZQ [Embed]

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.741147 del
We see you gymnas5tics perv.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.741148 del
Thanks Neet o7

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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.741150 del
Good night nuro

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.741151 del
You have been seen.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:38 [Preview] No.741152 del
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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.741153 del
Yep. Dead board.
Hope you're all thankful for the BOs work now.
See you all in the next one.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.741154 del
Lack of scenic e-bike photos killed this board stone dead.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.741155 del
Can't sleep Nuro? Not enough endones?

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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.741157 del
thanks m8

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.741158 del
good job

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.741159 del
that's the attitude

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.741160 del

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 16:48 [Preview] No.741161 del
>My dad
>his dad
You mean your grandfather?

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.741162 del
4 am neet rides again

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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.741165 del
I loved the part at the end of full metal jacket when after killing the vietnamese and marching through the bombed out vietnamese city they all start singing the mickey mouse song. Such a great moment. Much togetherness.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.741166 del
You'll notice much of the dialogue in the film is just catchphrases and slogans. It is probably a commentary on the vapidness or mindlessness of American culture at the time.

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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.741169 del
this site is fucked

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.741170 del
A full metal jacket is a hard metal shell that encases the lead bullet.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.741171 del
I just realised, every time joker calls someone 'pilgrim' it's a john wayne reference.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.741172 del
Couldn't sleep, feel like shit. Woe

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.741173 del
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>iktf bro
Did you get any sleep? I slept maybe 5 hours

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 21:23 [Preview] No.741174 del
Maybe 5 hours, had awful heartburn after eating a kilo of pasda, then cat kept waking me up, then I had a nightmare/s.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.741175 del
how come we haven't heard anything more about the poo on the moon?

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 21:41 [Preview] No.741176 del
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>after eating a kilo of pasda
Worth it!

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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.741178 del
Home from Motherbat’s. Taking a massive dump.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 22:21 [Preview] No.741179 del
Pvt Joker and Pvt Cowboy had gay bumsex in the toilets. That was the whole tube steak thing. There was no sister, just Cowboy with a mop on his head.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 22:38 [Preview] No.741180 del
Welcome back.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.741181 del

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.741182 del
Thank you.

NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 23:23 [Preview] No.741183 del
Everybody needs a bossum for a pillow everybody needs a bossum

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NEET 08/27/2023 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.741187 del
ate the rest of that bag of toob things
mouth is burning
having a mondster
need to retrieve my pcbs from the neighbour

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:06 [Preview] No.741188 del
woe. woe.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.741189 del
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Turned out quite good. The holes on the right board look weird, but that's just because there's 3 other boards underneath it.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.741190 del
What are these boards for?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:43 [Preview] No.741191 del
if we hadn't outsourced all our industry to china, this stuff would all be done by robots by now

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:44 [Preview] No.741192 del
Well done NEET. What is it?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:45 [Preview] No.741193 del
He should have been working on finishing his hole.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:49 [Preview] No.741194 del
Bypassing/emulating the third and final part of the anti-theft system in a 4th generation Corvette.
A 5 volt pin on the ECM needs to be pulled to ground at a specific frequency (which varies depending on year) when the ignition is cranking to get the fuel injectors to turn on.
I designed the board so that by changing out R2 and C5-C9, the same board can do the different frequencies.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.741195 del
It's done by robots now.
CNC etching/drilling/labeling, plus the little Chinese drones who put the boards in the machines and in the mail.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.741196 del
That's me in the corner

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No.741197 del
That's me in the toilet
Losing my echidna

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:02 [Preview] No.741198 del
He meant the father of the junkie you putz.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:06 [Preview] No.741199 del
The nightmare is waking up.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:07 [Preview] No.741200 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.741201 del
you did did you?
it is is it?
you are are you?
you do do you?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:08 [Preview] No.741202 del
Very good.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:10 [Preview] No.741203 del
might go for a long walk and get some hungry jacks for lunch. You neets want anything?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:11 [Preview] No.741204 del
I forget which neet cat-neet is. Is he one of the named neets?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.741205 del
Get me what you're having.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.741206 del
Get me some onion rings please.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.741207 del
Don't know if I can do it

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:18 [Preview] No.741208 del
Just ask for onion rings.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:21 [Preview] No.741209 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:22 [Preview] No.741210 del
they look like webby has busted a nut on them

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.741211 del
Olive/Debicki poster

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.741212 del
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I didn't shower last night. I was trying to get in the habit of not hoping in bed when stinky.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.741213 del
everbody squiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrtttss

don't. holllllld. it in.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:37 [Preview] No.741214 del
Where'd you get them?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.741215 del
5 hrs of YouTube shorts.
Cooked retard life.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.741216 del
what is this webby?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:41 [Preview] No.741217 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:42 [Preview] No.741218 del
You need to do a tech detox. Two weeks of abstaining from all electronic devices will reset your brain.
Follow my plan and you will be writing novels and debating philosophy at university level.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.741219 del
>what is this webby?
A deeper question than you realised. What is any of us?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:45 [Preview] No.741220 del
His hole is old and dusty.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:46 [Preview] No.741221 del
It has a tarp on it.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.741222 del
Chux tarp.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:47 [Preview] No.741223 del
Found em in a toilet stall at the Grosvenor Hotel.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:49 [Preview] No.741224 del
Use a voucher.
I'll have a $5 lunch stunner

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:50 [Preview] No.741225 del
It's an opsec thing. Your feeble mind wouldn't understand.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.741226 del
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Having what's left of last nights stirfry for lunch.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.741227 del
polycystic balls syndrome.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.741228 del
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All electronic devices?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.741229 del
I had part of Thursday off last week, this week I have Saturday.. Until that changes.
Cooked mong life is the way. Philosophising big words is for poin dexters.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:52 [Preview] No.741230 del
Looks very good.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.741231 del
Flapping in the breeze.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:53 [Preview] No.741232 del
10/10 pree-zen-tayshon, STIR-FRY-NEET.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:54 [Preview] No.741233 del
You would not be able to hold your own in a conversation with Woody at a New York deli. To him it would just seem like grunting.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:55 [Preview] No.741234 del
I try to keep track of my spicy holes

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.741235 del
But you're stir fry.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:57 [Preview] No.741236 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JIRfRYRx5jI [Embed]

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.741237 del
He'd gevalt at my cream cheese on pastrami and dill pickle bagel.

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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.741239 del
Been watching sean and marleys cooking show. Seans a big kylie minogue fan like buro.

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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.741241 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:12 [Preview] No.741242 del
I've seen this on twitter.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.741243 del
Stanners hasn't been with us for a long time.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.741244 del
What is it?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:25 [Preview] No.741246 del
forgot to get lunch and the optimal window for kfc has passed

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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.741249 del
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Your attention span has been STEAMED.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.741250 del
When you go through the KFC drive-thru do you always have to pay at the first window? Sometimes I have been there and the window is closed and the guy is busy taking an order over the headset.
Can you just keep driving and pay at the second window?
I used to think the second window was just for receiving your food but now I am not so sure. That first window has a "Next Window ⬅️" sticker on it when its closed.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.741251 del
future jana hocking

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.741252 del
I think I'm too fat to wear a cardigan. I would not look good.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.741253 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:49 [Preview] No.741254 del
My KFC always takes the money at the first window. My HJs sometimes says to drive around to the last window though.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:50 [Preview] No.741255 del
My KFC don't tell me what to do. I end up in a state of confusion.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:53 [Preview] No.741257 del
She is like Gladys she has wrecked herself by being attracted to a dodgy man. At the end of the day they are just typical women.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:56 [Preview] No.741258 del
I will never understand women.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 02:57 [Preview] No.741259 del
It is interesting that he is an obesity doctor but she is a fat pig.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:03 [Preview] No.741260 del
There was a meme of a bunch of ministers of health from various western countries and they're all fat pigs.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.741261 del
Lots of mongs in this one. But that rebar piercing the tranny sack of the motorbike was just frightening!

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:20 [Preview] No.741262 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.741263 del
>two week holiday in Europe
Trust the planned vaction

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:22 [Preview] No.741264 del
You will die alone :)

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.741265 del
Fan of Joe Bonamassa Weber?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.741266 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Fpzlj2AR3U [Embed]

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:32 [Preview] No.741267 del
Never heard of him.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:34 [Preview] No.741268 del
>You will die
Thank you Jesus.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.741269 del
Plays Albert King type electric blues.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:50 [Preview] No.741270 del
Possum claimed he could predict the future by reading the interior of garlic bread loaves once. But he needed a lot of them.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.741272 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.741273 del
Weber wears size 8 crocs

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 03:58 [Preview] No.741274 del
I could probably name a whole bunch of people you've never heard of either. There is no reason to get violent about it.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:04 [Preview] No.741275 del
Everyday I sit and ask myself, how did life slip away.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:05 [Preview] No.741276 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.741277 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.741278 del
My feet are fucked after that long walk. Gone are the days of my youth when I could spend 6 hours straight walking

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:07 [Preview] No.741279 del
>Thank you Jesus.
Never heard of him.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.741280 del
I get puffed out taking a shit.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:08 [Preview] No.741281 del
that's a new look for olive

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.741282 del
This bixh is a slice of primo leg ham compared to that vile anti-female-pasto.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.741283 del
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Ok, this Wednesday on womboflix we will be watching the first episodes of Peaky Blinders. I have no idea what it's about but I keep seeing the name everywhere.

On Saturday Shibs will be streaming something. On Sunday we will be watching Francis Ford Coppola's Apocalypse Now (1979).

Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny got bad reviews, but many people mentioned the first 25 minutes, which were set in the 1940s with younger Indy, were good, resembling classic indiana jones, so I think we'll stream just that bit of the movie when it gets released, which may happen soon.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:20 [Preview] No.741284 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:26 [Preview] No.741285 del
Isn't the answer pretty obvious?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:28 [Preview] No.741286 del
You need to work your way up to a long walk like that.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.741287 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:30 [Preview] No.741288 del
I accidentally snorted battery acid once. I lost my sense of smell and got brain damage.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:40 [Preview] No.741290 del
Take the rest of the day off.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:44 [Preview] No.741291 del
He's waiting.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.741292 del
pre-payday feelz

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 05:00 [Preview] No.741293 del
Wonder what monks up to

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.741295 del
feeling weak from hunger

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.741296 del
Have a feed.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 05:55 [Preview] No.741297 del
I'll wait until 5pm for dindins.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 05:56 [Preview] No.741298 del
What is on the menu?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.741299 del
Dunno yet. Something hearty. For drinks I have two stubbies of stdout and a bottle of cab sauv.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:02 [Preview] No.741301 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.741303 del
celery helps with big loads

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:05 [Preview] No.741304 del
Where do people do file sharing these days? I've been using bit torrent for most of the past two decades, is there nothing newer?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:06 [Preview] No.741305 del
If it ain't broke don't fix it.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:07 [Preview] No.741306 del
The only alternative I've seen to P2P is file dropbox things like Mega and they tend to get taken down quickly.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:08 [Preview] No.741307 del
urban legend

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:09 [Preview] No.741308 del
Me and Possum did rigorous testing.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:12 [Preview] No.741309 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:15 [Preview] No.741310 del
Possum called me a "nasty old sodomite" once.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:19 [Preview] No.741311 del
He referred to your behavior as aberrant.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.741312 del
having a stdout to tide me over

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:27 [Preview] No.741313 del
Some morning goon has helped with the tax. Only gonna have 12 standoes tonight, wagon tomorrow.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.741314 del
it's okay, you can do it today

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.741315 del
>wagon tomorrow.
Its a sure bet. A real life multi.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:31 [Preview] No.741316 del
Yeah. Low stake, high potential returns.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.741317 del
Eating strawberries, honey and yogurt

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.741318 del
You win some, you lose more.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.741319 del
What if cruisey is betting monks' soul and future on the chinaman each time he plays and keeps on losing and that's why monk can never board the wagon?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.741320 del
Good 70s NEET song.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IKh6a1mL3YQ [Embed]

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:00 [Preview] No.741321 del
Bought cat the expensive pet mince.
My plan is to make cat food by mixing the expensive mix with gelatine. Thus it would be the same price as the whiskas one, and cat wouldn't have to eat tinned garf.

Why do I do these things for cat?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.741322 del
You are a good NEET. You love that cat.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.741323 del
The Cats of Australia have made their choice. Snappy NEET.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.741324 del
put my dick in the cat

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.741325 del
you are pussy whipped. You need to stand up to that cat.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.741326 del
You leave your smell like an alley cat.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.741327 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.741328 del
It's worth the risk.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.741329 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.741330 del
Misso commented on me looking at a girls arse.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.741331 del
Good arse?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.741332 del
I hope you put her in her place

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.741333 del
Right on her arse.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.741334 del
Did you grab hers and tell her she could tone it up a little?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.741335 del
She knows about the toilet cubicle at the Grosvenor. The door was wide open.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.741336 del
Play the whole moofie, those bad reviews are just a psyop to stop you downloading it.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.741337 del
the cat wants Kit-e-cat because its got caramel in it. Caramel is like cat crack.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.741338 del
Cat is now lying in the shower and has become wet. Cat hates getting wet, why would cat do this?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:20 [Preview] No.741339 del
Cat wanted to do poo

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:22 [Preview] No.741340 del
what's on tonight?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.741341 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.741342 del
He will need to get a new pet.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.741343 del
He should get a rabbit. If it is bad he can eat it.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:32 [Preview] No.741344 del
You made that pussy wet

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.741345 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.741346 del
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Then they grow up.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.741347 del
me in the center

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.741348 del
Are you here, Weber?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.741349 del
You look a bit scary neet.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.741350 del
... it's me, Margaret.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.741351 del
God damn, I leave the board for a few weeks and not only does nuro return but weber troons out.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.741352 del
What do you want?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.741353 del
Might cook chicken francaise one day.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.741354 del
webby was always going to transition. It's not your fault.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.741355 del
I have a blazer that needs the sleeves done up. How much do you suggest I pay for this and where do you think I should get it done? I was thinking of "Ronda's Bridal and Clothing Alterations" but I've never been there. I expect the suburbs would be much cheaper than getting it done in the city?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.741356 del
$4.20 blazer it.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.741357 del
We blame Bill.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.741358 del
There's a Vietnamese lady at the Elizabeth South shops who has been there since I was a teenager who does good work. She'd probably charge you $20-30 to take the sleeves up. She charges me $20 to take up 2 pairs of jeans. A blazer is a little bit more work on account of the satin sleeve lining, but wouldn't be much more.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.741359 del
>Ronda's Bridal and Clothing Alterations
"Disgusted by this woman’s behaviour.
Went there for my MOH dress to be altered. Confided in Rhonda about my pregnancy as she would be altering my dress to fit my pregnant body however nobody else knew at the time not even my family which I also told her.
Rhonda told the entire bridal party and the bride and she was not apologetic at all. She said “shit happens” and “oh well” with a shoulder shrug and laughing. Yelled at me in her store with customers around. She had no idea what my journey was like to even fall pregnant and took away my experience in telling my close friend.
Thank god I took my dress elsewhere as the bride and bridesmaids were not happy with their alterations either."

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.741360 del
I have heard that sleeves can be more expensive than expected because to do it properly they sometimes need to take them up from the shoulder end.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.741361 del
THis is her https://www.facebook.com/p/Marnie-Alterations-100057577864939/
She also gets all of the colourful niggers women business these days and hasn't been chopped up with a machette, so they must be happy.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.741362 del
Depends how far out of whack they are relative to his hands. An inch or so should be fine from the cuff end.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.741363 del
Weber needs a colourful niggress woman for his wife. The type that balances things on the top of her head.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.741364 del
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>balances things on the top of her head

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:10 [Preview] No.741365 del
She also did the alterations on Motherbat's dress when sisterbot got married, and Motherbat was happy and it was an expensive piece of clothing.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.741366 del
Levels of eroticism previously thought unimaginable.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.741367 del
Cheers, that is just off the Gawler central trainline which makes it convient. There is another one in Linden park called Marmies lol.
Yeah, it is maybe about 1/2 or 3/4 of an inch. Not sure if the waist will need to be taken in also.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.741368 del
Christ, convenient.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:18 [Preview] No.741369 del
Yeah Lizbef South Station is a straight line walk to the shops there. 1.5 blocks.

She'll get you to put the jacket on and pin it properly.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.741370 del
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I'm sure we can find a whole harem of negresses for him at blerdcon

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:19 [Preview] No.741371 del
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No he isn't.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.741372 del
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The one on the left.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.741373 del
There is an alteration place at Lizbef Centre too, but they charged me a lot for a pair of jeans the one time I used them.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.741374 del
That is a chain one, I'd trust an old gook lady over them.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.741375 del
Black women are kind of disgusting

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.741376 del
All women are.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.741377 del
At the neet compound only sexual activity involving men or animals will be allowed.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.741378 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.741379 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.741380 del
Built-in bra cups should be illegal.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.741381 del
I need the support.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.741382 del
I need to see your nipples through the lace work

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.741383 del
NEETs helping NEETs. You love to see it.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:41 [Preview] No.741384 del
Chicks walking around braless has gotten way more common the last few months. I used to see a girl doing that every few months now I see it at least once a week. They sometimes even do it with a sheer top which is pretty hot but I find it a bit inappropriate to go walking along north terrace like that with all the children about.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.741385 del
Yeah some things should be left to the imagination.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.741386 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:47 [Preview] No.741387 del
I wish I could afford that much adrenochrome

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.741388 del
Good image.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.741389 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.741391 del
If you're going to show the movie, show the whole thing.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.741392 del
I really enjoyed the video at the top of the article. Wanna cuddle.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.741393 del
Equally as good.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:57 [Preview] No.741394 del
Microsoft teams

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.741395 del
Better odds than doing it himself.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.741396 del
Odd Grindr conversation.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.741397 del
Got chicken. What should zi cook?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:00 [Preview] No.741398 del
She'll scratch you thanks later.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.741399 del
I said 'it was right there' and she said 'what arse?'.
I don't think I got in trouble.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:04 [Preview] No.741400 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.741401 del
>he recognises grindr screenshots

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.741402 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.741403 del
Did a big poo.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.741404 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.741405 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.741406 del
>Zelensky Says Ghost of Kiev Just Died Crashing His Plane Into Another Ukraine Jet Like a Moron

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.741407 del
$20 at most.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.741408 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.741409 del
>satin sleeve lining

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.741410 del
did an idiot just join us?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.741412 del
chicken carcass just boiling into stock.
could roast a maryland with potatoes, could stur fry breast. not really feeling like curryunless its tandoor

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.741413 del
It was da juice

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.741414 del
you've been here all day

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.741415 del
I knocked on the tandoor. Naan answered.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.741416 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.741417 del
Worried that the 5XL top from Johnny Bigg won't fit.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.741418 del
I vote for the maryland, plus they are nice the next day when cold with some salt.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.741419 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.741420 del
>could roast a maryland with potatoes
That's what I would like please. With some boiled (but still crisp) green beans.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.741421 del
Time for more veges.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.741422 del
Full of anti-nutrients.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.741423 del
Return them for a Bigger size.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.741424 del
It would seem that way.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.741425 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.741426 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.741427 del
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Still haven't drunk at all this month.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.741428 del
Well done NEET. Another month sober and the alcoholic psychosis will lift fully and you will stop finding that giant woman attractive.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.741429 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.741430 del
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Look at the neck on this giraffe.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.741431 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.741432 del
Well done.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.741434 del
I like that doggo too.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.741435 del
Trying to wank but cant

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.741436 del
Erectile dysfunction?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.741437 del
might watch some tv show

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.741438 del
I am on episode two of Ahsoka.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:32 [Preview] No.741439 del
We've all done things we regret for a $5 dan murphy's voucher

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.741440 del
Already wanked twice today and I'm keeping it to images only, also a bit gooned

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.741441 del
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Rundle Street, Adelaide, c. 1947.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.741442 del
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Armistice Day Service at the War Memorial, Adelaide, 1935.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.741443 del
Me, back left

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.741444 del
You're still not the oldest neet.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.741445 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.741446 del
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Miss the giant snack packs.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.741447 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LX-7AnOx22k [Embed]

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.741448 del
Wait, you're wanking to these?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.741449 del
episode three of arsesoaker is out tomorrow

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.741450 del
Very poorly bantered.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.741451 del
It was a golden age to be an executive.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.741452 del
can you make a poor man's parma with a schnitzel, tomato paste and a slice of cheese?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.741453 del
Tomato paste is a bit strong, but yes it's a very sensible option

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:09 [Preview] No.741454 del
Fucking oven isn't hot, I could have cooked three other things in this time. Why didn't the neets tell me to make a schnitzel I've even got chips

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.741455 del
How many all up?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.741456 del
Eight I think

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:15 [Preview] No.741457 del
Never did end up watching Apocalypto, might watch it tonight if I can bother plugging in my external HDD

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.741458 del
3 layers paper towel, nuke for 2 minutes.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:19 [Preview] No.741459 del
Why would you microwave chicken, that's nasty

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:25 [Preview] No.741460 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8axfrzS7pRY [Embed]

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.741461 del
Just finished a pack of tissues that didn't have the plastic film on the opening for environmental reasons.
Wouldn't recommend it, the sound was awful, like biting an icy pole stick.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.741462 del
I was having a decent day until one of the neets told me I was going to die alone and now I’m JUST’d my shit up. Woe.
>inb4 he does it again

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.741463 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UFz901IX-JU [Embed]

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.741464 del
So does GregWoe.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.741465 del
Don't listen to that neet, he's full of shit.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:48 [Preview] No.741466 del
Thankyou. Some of you are alright, don’t come to the neet compound tomorrow

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:49 [Preview] No.741467 del
Bitch you were told to make chicken française, which is kinda like a schnitzel anyway.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.741468 del
Loosten the paste up with water, add some sugar and dried herb.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.741469 del
Possum once called me a spherecuck

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.741470 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.741471 del
Cum in my pants. Didn't flinch or even reach for the tissues.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.741472 del
he called me spherecock and marshmallow dick

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.741473 del
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Roast was average. No wine for gravy dried herbs, no real salad. What do you serve as a side for a roast?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.741474 del
>What do you serve as a side for a roast?
You don't need anything besides taters andd gravy, maybe a yorkshire pud if you're having lamb or beef.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.741475 del
Nicely done. No sides needed.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.741476 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.741477 del
>yorkshire pud
Better days.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.741478 del
Nice, hope you kept some of those taters for breakky.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.741479 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.741480 del
No cumpassion neet

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.741481 del
Are you even a neet? Do you actually have a functioning normie life with a job, gf and friends and just come on here to shit on neets?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.741482 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.741483 del
I'd buy it.
The engine or the hull would be worth 150 alone.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.741484 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:20 [Preview] No.741486 del
If the advert is accurate, the thing is registered until 2024. Rego would be more than that.

This one isn't too far away: https://www.boatsales.com.au/boats/details/1980-bellboy-half-cabin/SSE-AD-14779501/

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.741487 del
Have a honking great day Neets!

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 12:39 [Preview] No.741488 del
Where are my green beans?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.741490 del
might go to couchbed

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.741492 del
Aren't white beans more your thing?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:19 [Preview] No.741493 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.741494 del
Pornhub used to be so much better...

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.741495 del
Do you expect me to pay for that with NEETbux?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:36 [Preview] No.741496 del
Her name is Keyra

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:38 [Preview] No.741497 del
I wish we had streetfood in this country

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:47 [Preview] No.741498 del
Whats the appropriate punishment from a husband discovering his newly pregnant wife has continued to smoke cigarettes despite carrying the baby?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.741499 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:54 [Preview] No.741500 del
I could make money doing something I actually enjoyed.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.741501 del
now we won't be raped

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 13:57 [Preview] No.741502 del
I'll rape you

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:04 [Preview] No.741503 del
>tfw just got raped

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.741504 del
Heavily choof'd and goon'd.
Watched two hours of quantum mechanics videos.
Now watching turing system video.
Wage. In 10 hrs.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.741505 del
Tooth decay

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.741506 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.741507 del
I'm also gooned and considerably choofed
I'm on the police interrogation videos. Fascinating to see people in their rawest form. I remember speaking to cops in the cop shop during my first arrested to really spoke to me straight up about how I was fucking up my life with my anti-social behaviours. I totally disregarded them at the time but if only I'd listened

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.741508 del
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NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.741509 del
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>if only I'd listened

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.741510 del
Did a vomit.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.741511 del
On the train inspector public freakout videos again

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.741512 del
My first infringement was on the highway to blanchetown and was a dyke butch slut and a nude nut pom cunt with tribal tattoos.
It reaffirmed my sentiments of FUCK COPS 👮

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.741513 del
In the coop?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.741514 del
And of course it's going to rain on Thursday.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 14:47 [Preview] No.741515 del
I think I need to sleep.
Might crash
Disnep recommend bear 🐻

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 15:20 [Preview] No.741516 del
Have a blessed Monday NEETs

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.741517 del
Saw my local in an episode of aussie dashcams

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.741518 del
Dropped my phone in a piss filled toilet, its still alive

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.741519 del
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morning neetbros, time for some coffee

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.741520 del
>Watched two hours of quantum mechanics videos.
and you reckon I'm into bleep bloop shit

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 21:57 [Preview] No.741521 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1yfX84RMQ3M [Embed]

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 22:27 [Preview] No.741522 del

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.741523 del
Fecking imposter Pepe.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 22:46 [Preview] No.741524 del
One wacky theory is that the universe is just one charged particle, interacting with itself in various moments in time.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 22:48 [Preview] No.741525 del
Hungover wank.
Wage in an hour.
Need coffee to poo and need poo before shower.
Can't see any of this happening.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 22:49 [Preview] No.741526 del
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This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.741527 del
Although bismuth-209 is now known to be radioactive, it has classically been considered to be a stable isotope because it has a half-life of approximately 2.01×1019 years, which is more than a billion times the age of the universe.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.741528 del
think I might spend the rest of the day interacting with myself

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:18 [Preview] No.741529 del
Clean up all those gluons.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.741530 del
High functioning alcoholic powers are yet to kick in.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:48 [Preview] No.741531 del
En route to the tailor, I hope she is nice.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.741532 del
Looking at the RSL and thinking about Ted.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:49 [Preview] No.741533 del
Tell her the neets said hi.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.741534 del
Better put a towel down first to help soak up the seepage.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:52 [Preview] No.741535 del
I will tell her Webby sent me.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:53 [Preview] No.741536 del
Automatic 20 percent discount.

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.741537 del
Has anyone seen apocalypse now before? Does it need subtitles for vietnamese or anything?

NEET 08/28/2023 (Mon) 23:59 [Preview] No.741538 del
25 years too late.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.741539 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:17 [Preview] No.741540 del
Don't think so. Can't remember too much vietnamese dialogue in the film.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:21 [Preview] No.741541 del
>A South Vietnamese soldier has a single line of dialogue in the entire movie

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:22 [Preview] No.741542 del
>The other Vietnamese soldiers and civilians simply scream, die and babble. This kind of storytelling sets a dangerous precedent for how we talk about imperialism and the Vietnam War.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.741543 del
Marnie said it is fine. Going to have to take it into the city with me. Not a bad area but the customers at this time are pretty bad.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.741544 del
So she is not going to make any changes to it?

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.741545 del
No. She offered to take the waist in but said it was unnecessary. She said I have a lovely figure.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:31 [Preview] No.741546 del
I guess it's good she isn't taking money off you unnecessarily.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:33 [Preview] No.741547 del
>She said I have a lovely figure.
You do.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:34 [Preview] No.741548 del
Yes, I thought that.
T-thanks neet.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:36 [Preview] No.741549 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:38 [Preview] No.741550 del
good mording

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:39 [Preview] No.741551 del
>She said I have a lovely figure
Indeed you do.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.741552 del
No-one has ever told me I have a lovely figure. :(

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:52 [Preview] No.741553 del
I'm sorry but it is vomitous, NEET.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.741554 del
You have a loathesome figure, neet.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 00:54 [Preview] No.741555 del
I know. :(

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.741556 del
I was just being silly, NEET.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.741557 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.741559 del
>Prime Minister Anthony Albanese's salary will get a massive boost, rising from $564,200 to $586,768
>Mr Albanese's pay will rise by $1,880 a month to $48,897, meaning he earns far more every month than someone on Australia's minimum wage earns in a year, which is $42,278.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.741560 del
>McDonald's Australia customer's can get their hands on a small Big Mac meal and bonus cheeseburger for just $5.95 - as the cost of living crisis continues.
>Customers usually have to pay $16.30 for the same meal.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.741561 del
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Oh here we fucking go…..

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:10 [Preview] No.741562 del
>Nevada Rangers plow truck through Extinction Rebellion protest after the activists blocked road into festival causing 'miles-long gridlock'

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.741563 del
Write a ditty about it on your keyboard.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:15 [Preview] No.741564 del
I just read the pamphlet and it doesn’t fucking mention what day it is… just voting is compulsory….

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:23 [Preview] No.741565 del
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>police have released a photo of the suspect driving the plow truck

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:24 [Preview] No.741566 del
He's announcing the date tomorrow when he's in BEST A.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:29 [Preview] No.741567 del

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:32 [Preview] No.741568 del

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.741570 del
>there's a negress flying the plane
I guess it wasn't putin after all

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:35 [Preview] No.741572 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.741573 del
The postie just brought mine. I'm putting it back in the mail tomorrow with something racist written on the front.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:37 [Preview] No.741574 del
Thanks Trev.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:48 [Preview] No.741576 del

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 02:52 [Preview] No.741577 del
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Dan could award prizes for the best drivers.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:11 [Preview] No.741578 del
is this buro bros?

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.741579 del

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:20 [Preview] No.741580 del
Wow dude, a pocket knife. So cool and badass...

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.741581 del
It's a Gerber Zilch, bro.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.741582 del
That’s impossible he is clearly dead.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.741583 del
It’s clearly Fantomas impersonating him.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.741584 del
And you're a Goober Bich, boi.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:30 [Preview] No.741585 del
That was just a dream

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.741586 del
might have a shid

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.741587 del
I’m shidding

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:41 [Preview] No.741588 del

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No.741589 del

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:54 [Preview] No.741590 del
This will pair nicely with Hungry Jack's stunner meal deal. Plus a half-price pixxa from Dominos and the 4-dollar big mac voucher already on the maccas app.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.741591 del
on separate days, I hope

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:56 [Preview] No.741592 del
That's a compliment typically given to women...

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.741593 del
English isn't her first language.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 03:59 [Preview] No.741594 del
I get so puffed out wiping my arse. I think the contortions cause my midsection to crush my heart and lungs.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.741595 del
>on separate days
it was yesterday on the other side of the international date line

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 04:01 [Preview] No.741596 del
I hope she gave a good tug at least. All that needle work should have built up her wrist agility.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.741597 del
She was jealous of Cruisey's wide hips and luscious bubble butt. Stoner feed will do that to a man.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.741598 del
I've noticed him starting to beef up a bit.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.741599 del
probably taking butt bulking supplements illegally ordered from the internet too

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 05:08 [Preview] No.741600 del
back on the dungeon synth and programming

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:04 [Preview] No.741601 del
feeling like crying

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.741602 del
Let it all out NEET.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.741603 del
trying to fix some boomer's 20 year old php code

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:22 [Preview] No.741604 del
I'm surprised you're a redgum NEET

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:23 [Preview] No.741605 del
red bum neet

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:24 [Preview] No.741606 del
No. It doesn't have subtitles. It's an atmospheric movie in another language.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:25 [Preview] No.741607 del
stop telling lies

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.741608 del
Didn't sleep properly, again.
Was a mong at work, got chewed out, seems very unfair.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.741609 del
>Was a mong at work, got chewed out, seems very unfair.
What did you do?
What was said?

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.741610 del
>imagining those strong hips

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.741611 del
Good for thrusting.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:16 [Preview] No.741613 del
my pp got up

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.741614 del
I went to meeting place today and they opened with an acknowledgement of country.
Had an internal chuckle because we were on the second floor.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.741615 del
A blowfly means you will receive an unexpected guest.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.741616 del
We all thank Wizzy for the land we are living on.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.741617 del
Just hit the blowfly with a ruler.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.741618 del
Wizzy is the rightful custodian, not these white cunts faking being boongs.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.741619 del
I'm hungover at my friend's house
got drunk last night with his dad and he started playing tunes he used to play when he was younger
had a zoom recorder so now it's saved
vocaroo time?

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.741620 del
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Important Womboflix Announcement
We're going to have an impromptu screening of Indiana Jones And The Dial Of Destiny (2023), tonight, in 1 hour and 35 minutes. I recommend only watching the first 25 minutes of the movie, as I'm told the rest sucks, but I'll let it run the full 2+ hours for neets who are optimistic.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:25 [Preview] No.741621 del

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:29 [Preview] No.741622 del
Oh, a womboflix advisory - this movie may contain negative portrayals of fascism and promote harmful and outdated stereotypes about nazis.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.741623 del

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.741624 del
on the flip side, it confirms my idea that women are fucking stupid

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.741625 del
>NASROLLAH is in a Toyota Carolla

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.741626 del

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.741627 del
Poor Tiff

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.741628 del
Expensive service.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.741629 del
Failed to observe somthing happening in front of me, bossman claimed this demonstrated that I didn't care enough about my job.

No point arguing, either bossman understands the cage or he doesn't

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.741630 del
Wage was grim today but we shipped off an ultra annoying nigger inmate to the dungeon planet and I'm handing out english wrapped sweets like its the west bank when some JIDF zogbot got schwacked. after dinner I'm going to the cinema to watch Tom Cruise's new mission impossible. Going to take the piss bottle so I dont have to duck out halfway thru.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.741631 del
Did you say goodbye to Bantu?

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.741632 del
Harrison Ford also has a small part in Apocalypse Now.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.741634 del
I heard that cow cut in line. How dairy!

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.741635 del
He's probably having a bad day.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:04 [Preview] No.741636 del
All culture.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.741637 del
Cruisey didn't remind me the Gawler Show was on last weekend.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.741638 del
Many such cases.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.741641 del
Tell me your last dream you remember.
In great detail, on a vocaroo.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.741642 del
>vocaroo time?

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.741643 del
Is this real, or s prank.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.741644 del
He wont even gets us three Bertie Beetle showbags each.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:16 [Preview] No.741645 del
It's real.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.741646 del
Did you deserve some of it?

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.741647 del
just came out on bittorrent today

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:19 [Preview] No.741648 del
2nd pic is nice. I should get something like that.
3rd pic is true best A culture.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:20 [Preview] No.741649 del
I would have enjoyed that

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.741650 del
Multiple NEETs trying to prank me.
Troll face.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.741651 del
If worse comes to worse just watch HP 31 instead.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.741652 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.741653 del
I just peaked at the server and it's there.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.741654 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.741655 del
I just remembered I was with Motherbat. I couldn't have gone to the Gawler Show.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:24 [Preview] No.741656 del
Womboflix endeavours to supply neets with all the 0-day movies that are fit to watch. Which is not a lot these days.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.741658 del
I really want to binge that mars dove/galaxy chocolate again, but you can only get 42g bars of it these days, barely enough to tease you.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.741659 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.741660 del
I still could have.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.741661 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:28 [Preview] No.741662 del
>barely enough to tease you.
More executive discrimination.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:29 [Preview] No.741663 del
>health snacking
kek good chunk of those products are probably sugar.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.741664 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.741666 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.741667 del
Took a moment then chortled.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.741668 del
the rides are all $15 each
I remember feeling guilty when I was 14 or 15 that the rides were $3

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.741669 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:50 [Preview] No.741671 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.741672 del
Pajeet at his finest.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.741673 del
Get in here neets, we're watching Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2003) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.741674 del
Is the problem fixed neet? if not try updating your lists and see if that fixes things.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.741675 del
The first 25 minutes of Dial of Destiny were ok, but the critical drinker warned against the rest of the movie.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.741676 del
Still not sure if this is a prank.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.741677 del
I think they should make another movie, set entirely in the 1940s, with digitally de-aged indy the whole way through.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.741678 del
Did you catch HP 31?

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.741679 del
I gave up on it just now

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.741680 del

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.741681 del
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How has it come to this?

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.741682 del
If only we knew.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.741683 del
Deserves its a nasty word. I'm angry because he made a personal judgement about me without even bothering to investigate. Might kill the bossman

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.741684 del
gravity seems to be pulling me into my chair more than normal

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:11 [Preview] No.741685 del
Snug fit?

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.741686 del
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I would describe myself as sprawling

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.741687 del
Did all I needed to do today. Goon time.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:17 [Preview] No.741688 del
He is being sucked down into a black hole.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.741689 del
You look good NEET.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:18 [Preview] No.741690 del
There is no escape from the gape.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:24 [Preview] No.741691 del
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Heckin score!

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.741692 del
Nice bargain especially those babby corns.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.741693 del
Well scored.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.741694 del
I feel like I am a juiced prune.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.741695 del
getting a bit sick of youtube

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.741696 del
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Fuck me swingin!

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.741697 del
bit of a difference

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.741698 del
>A 93-year-old commuter has died after she lit a cigarette at a bus stop and accidentally set herself on fire.
lol wtf

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.741699 del

lol indeed


NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.741700 del
I pointed out a bunch of problems but didn't fix them. He can do that.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.741701 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.741702 del
this guy was probably as drunk as I was

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.741703 del
I was at some store and a qt3.14 walked in
didn't knew how to talk to her so I decided that pulling off her buttplug was a great ice breaker
unfortunately I woke up before I got the chance to do so

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.741704 del
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I'd buy that.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:08 [Preview] No.741705 del
Does that include dodgem cars?

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.741707 del
What does this sentence mean:

>One local said: 'She'd always stop at that bus stop and have a ciggie... and 'cause she walked every day I would spin out on her as she smoked. How sad.'

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:10 [Preview] No.741708 del
Caught brown-handed.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.741709 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:11 [Preview] No.741710 del
Sounds like an STD.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.741711 del

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.741712 del
based best a company

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.741713 del
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look at all the wineries you could stop at before and after some choggy
if only you a gf or fren

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.741714 del
What did you do?

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.741715 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b2GEb8Noy5s [Embed]

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.741716 del
That moofie sucked so bad with the cartoon nazis. I miss the days where mulattos were just exotic stage props.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.741717 del
poofter parrot

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.741718 del
Who requests these movies and why does he not watch it till the end?

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:26 [Preview] No.741719 del
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Made pho

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.741720 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.741721 del
This was all ProjectionistNEET/boardneet's doing. We didn't even know until 1.5 hours before.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.741722 del
Not funny arsehole.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.741723 del
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On Saturday am streaming Into the Wild. Usual time which is 7pm on the East Coast of Aus.
I think was requested by someone in the chat last time.

So he trapped us watching this. I feel violated.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.741724 del
You tell me what she was wearing and had in her hair that she went up just lighting a ciggy. Even 100% polyester or acrylic doesn't spontaneously combust.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.741725 del
He said dream not your last irl encounter with a gypsy...

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:32 [Preview] No.741726 del
Nice, thanks for sharing.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.741727 del
Read that earlier and I too thought of Cruisey.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.741728 del
I wish I was kidding
my pleasure

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.741731 del

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.741732 del
going to bed

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:48 [Preview] No.741733 del
>if only you a gf or fren

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:49 [Preview] No.741734 del
bum bum poopy head

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.741735 del
Made with your homemade chook stocK? Give us the recipe please.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.741736 del
Very nice. Vermicelli.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.741737 del
I still don't understand what he meant.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.741738 del
Feeling really warm and thirsty all of a sudden. Sitting here in a tshirt even though it’s supposed to be cool or cold

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.741739 del
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NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 12:01 [Preview] No.741740 del
Might be the beetus.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.741741 del
Good moofie that.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.741742 del
Neither do I, let it go.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.741743 del
Only rice noodles I had.
I just make stock with whatever I've got on hand, there's a best version, a realistic version and a neet version.

Lazy neets can just boil a chicken carcass with a charred onion, charred knob of garlic then add a pho cube and fish sauce.
If you don't have fresh ginger then jar ginger is fine, if you don't have a pho cube then google the whole spices.

Mine went cloudy because I fridged the stock, didn't blanch the carcase, and added red oil. No ragrets

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 19:25 [Preview] No.741744 del
Gotta watch em all.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 19:29 [Preview] No.741745 del
I enjoyed that thanks.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.741746 del
Looking forward to it.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.741747 del
Big locanto wank

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 20:29 [Preview] No.741748 del
woke up in the middle of the night, couldn't get back to sleep. Poo problems all morning. Woe.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 20:43 [Preview] No.741749 del
A lot of that going around at the moment

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.741750 del
Moist weather.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.741751 del
Phone no longer charges after I accidentally dropped it in the toilet

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.741752 del
I warned you all to only watch the first 25 minutes. I regret having ever streamed Dial of Destiny now. It has tarnished the womboflix brand.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.741753 del
I was going to ask if we could watch it again tomorrow night.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.741754 del
Manhattan will remedy that.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.741755 del
You should have turned it off immediately and put it in some rice

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.741756 del
>put it in some rice
I prefer mine fried

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.741757 del
8 vanilla pastries and a quadruple dare for breakkayie

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:13 [Preview] No.741758 del
I am harrumphing at this, you heckin chortler.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:15 [Preview] No.741759 del
>let it go
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I4HmlBRWRjQ [Embed]

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:20 [Preview] No.741760 del
I'll probably just get a cheap android, oh well

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:20 [Preview] No.741761 del
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breakfast of champions

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.741762 del
A phone repair place will be able to open it and dry it out properly.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:27 [Preview] No.741763 del
Just got a YouTube advert with uBlock. They will rue the day they fucked with me.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.741765 del
yes found that one, thanks

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.741766 del

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:40 [Preview] No.741767 del
Are you a chrome cuck? I'm on firefox and having 0 ads with ublock on youtube.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.741768 del
No, I'm not. On Firefox. Got a few ads this morning. The advert video doesn't show, but a couple of second of audio does.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 23:35 [Preview] No.741770 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Yh34ztLblbc [Embed]

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 23:46 [Preview] No.741771 del
Phone is charging again. Survived another day

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 23:53 [Preview] No.741773 del
Piss makes it strong.

NEET 08/29/2023 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.741774 del
I think a big African man was looking at my phone while I was posting about piss.
Wonder if he'll follow me home.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:01 [Preview] No.741775 del
Now a wrinkly italian is trying to take my table.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:02 [Preview] No.741776 del
He's smoking chop chop.
Probably thinking it'll irritate me so I'll leave

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.741777 del
Just noticed the prison tat of a fly on his hand.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:04 [Preview] No.741778 del
Garotte him and whisper "Weber says hello" in his ear

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.741779 del
will pass out soon
cya neets
might weep a little

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.741781 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.741782 del

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.741784 del

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:32 [Preview] No.741785 del
Fish food.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.741786 del
He got a relatively merciful death considering the things the cartels usually do to each other.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.741787 del
I wish Amazon delivery pajeets would start earlier in the day. Setting out on a delivery run at 11am is a joke.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 01:19 [Preview] No.741789 del
Gonna try?

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:04 [Preview] No.741791 del
weepya later

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.741792 del
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NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:24 [Preview] No.741793 del
11.50am and it is finally out for delivery

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:30 [Preview] No.741794 del
composing an email
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8zeyRAFMizc [Embed]

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.741795 del
At the 50s diner.
Lost 50 earlier.
Put it on the spreadsheet.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.741796 del
Get me the John Wayne combo please.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:45 [Preview] No.741797 del
Get me a grandfather clock from Wohlers

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 02:59 [Preview] No.741798 del
time for a can of rockstar

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.741799 del
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I'm trying to eat my hotdog in peace and some idiot with a clumpy foot brought a couple of drooling retards into the diner.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.741800 del
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do they have giant fudge sundaes?

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:21 [Preview] No.741801 del
Today is Wednesday, NEET.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.741802 del
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Tonight on womboflix we are showing Peaky Blinders - a gangster family epic set in 1900s England, centering on a gang who sew razor blades in the peaks of their caps, and their fierce boss Tommy Shelby. Starring Scarecrow from batman, and Bane, but weirdly no batman. 7pm AEST.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.741803 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DyDfgMOUjCI [Embed]
he's very musical too

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:25 [Preview] No.741804 del
One of each thanks.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.741807 del
wtf happened to Tuesday

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:29 [Preview] No.741808 del
Joslin you boong

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.741809 del
me on the right

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.741810 del
started playing stellaris again, wonder how many minutes before I get sick of it

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:15 [Preview] No.741811 del
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has announced the Indigenous Voice to Parliament referendum will be held on Saturday, October 14.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:21 [Preview] No.741812 del
Handsome doggo
farmer ain't bad either
The ex-wife will be coming for that sweet payout, trust and believe!

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:22 [Preview] No.741813 del
You posting that tells me you're already sick of it.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:26 [Preview] No.741814 del

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.741815 del
My Johnny Bigg order was deliverd. Massive BIGG logo on it as usual.
The 5XL Tee is too tight.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.741816 del
That ain't no hecking hot-dog!

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:27 [Preview] No.741817 del
the fucken idiots who put the new kerb in forgot the holes for the pipes that drain my gutters

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:33 [Preview] No.741818 del
That game always got too big for me to finish.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:35 [Preview] No.741819 del
Does it have a returns slip? Can you exchange it for a 6XL?

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.741820 del
It was a sale item I got 5XL because they had no 6XL in stock
I am going to DIET my way into it. Trust and believe. Two more weeks.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.741821 del
>The 5XL Tee is too tight.
You must have been working out.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.741822 del
I have finished Ahsoka Episode 2 and have started episode 3.
I am a bit embarrassed that I continue to gulp down this woke Disney slop.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.741823 del
"Now he's just some weird species of pale eyeless crab you'd find in a wet cave."

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.741824 del
I have been getting HUGE. Bloatmax'd and handsome as fudge. People stop and stare at me on the street.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.741825 del
Good luck, NEET.

Thank you for reminding me about e03

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.741826 del
I presume that voting in the referendum will be less anxiety inducing since there won't be a crowd of FLOGS trying to hand you how to vote cards outside. Should be nice.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.741827 del
The Yes campaign has said they will have people walking up and down the voting line trying to convince people to vote yes.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:48 [Preview] No.741828 del

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.741829 del
Mummybot spontaneously adopted one of her clients cats because hes going on an end of life plan or something
Another fucking cat to deal with

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:53 [Preview] No.741830 del
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Awww yisss my 3-in-1 handheld digital oscilloscope, signal generator, and component tester arrived.

Real-time sample rate: 10MSa/s
Analogue bandwidth: 500Khz

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 04:59 [Preview] No.741831 del
Why didn't they put the kot on an end-of-life plan too?

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 05:01 [Preview] No.741832 del
it is the johnny bigg of strategy games

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.741833 del
very flash

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.741834 del
Not bad for $100 AUD, I tell you what.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9aSL7m6mqz4 [Embed]

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:16 [Preview] No.741835 del
It's called the Orleans boig there.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:17 [Preview] No.741836 del
Dick ended up red raw after that tug. She put her baby oiled finger on my date.
Think that makes me gay.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:18 [Preview] No.741837 del
I.. UMM.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:19 [Preview] No.741838 del
It's a phili steak and cheese

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.741839 del
Flood your house and make the council pay

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.741840 del
Did you tell him it's a sex toy?

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:21 [Preview] No.741841 del
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You're one of the mob now cuz.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:25 [Preview] No.741842 del
Not sure if it's from high intensity rubbing or I'm allergic to the oil, but my cock is swollen.
After rubbing the oil off she hung the towel on my dick and giggled.
The one in the next booth came out of her rub session to have a peek too.
Probably ruined the other blokes assisted wank. Sounded like a gentle mong, I think I heard him say thank you.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:27 [Preview] No.741843 del
Have fun explaining this to the misso.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.741845 del
I-I'm sorry, my dick grew b-bigger.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.741846 del
>I'm allergic to the oil
Post the pics when it erupts in boils please.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.741847 del
Just had a look. Smells a bit like a cheap middle aged Asian woman but no longer bright red.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:44 [Preview] No.741848 del
tbh, it is a muscle. Maybe it had a knot.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.741849 del
Need to find a way to fund 6 months of rural mauy thai training near the chinese border with some proper tribal gooks

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.741850 del
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deleted stellaris again

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:06 [Preview] No.741851 del
can yu actually walk around or do anything in that game?

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:07 [Preview] No.741852 del
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NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.741853 del
no, just conquer the universe

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.741854 del
Getting health anxiety googling the possible cause of my bleeding gums

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:14 [Preview] No.741855 del
Playing saxophone.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.741856 del
Regret wasting an afternoon of my life on that game again. Never again.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.741857 del
Not going to lie, I would like to see a photo of a towel hung on Cruisey's dick. No homo.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.741858 del
>bleeding gums
Its gum disease, incurable and very strongly linked to heart disease. Make your will.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.741859 del
How much do these tugs cost? I might have to start a spreadsheet.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.741860 del
It could be leukemia.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.741861 del
Brave meme browser also blocks all those ads with no plugin.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:46 [Preview] No.741862 del
You'll be fine neet.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.741863 del
right up until youtube decide to get rid of the skip button and just load the ads and the video into a single stream

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.741864 del
I enjoyed reading that article.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.741865 del
had a large zinger stacker combo and ten nuggers for dinner
going to open some wine and watch arsesoaker episode 3 before peaky bolinders

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.741866 del
Unless it's embedded into the video as you said, it'll be blocked. They only allow some specific advertisers and it's rare to see them.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.741867 del
>Two more weeks
Trust the plan.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.741868 del
Tease of a story. I need more!

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 07:52 [Preview] No.741869 del
This addition redeemed it partly.

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NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.741872 del
do they have discount vouchers for students and pensioners? Asking for a friend.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:03 [Preview] No.741873 del
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Ok, we'll be showing the first episode of Peaky Blinders in 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:14 [Preview] No.741874 del
His technique is a hard bargain.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.741875 del
Squat headbanging to pantera domination.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.741876 del
Is this the one with the Billie Eilish fella?

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.741877 del
arsesoaker 3 was pretty good on the whole

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:32 [Preview] No.741878 del
that joke has already been done today

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.741879 del
Only one or two more choofs left and it's nasty dregs, but I'm listening to korn.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.741881 del
One bad choof left.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:43 [Preview] No.741882 del

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:44 [Preview] No.741883 del
That's the sun.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.741884 del
NEETs do you do a proper signature on the handheld electronic signature device the postie gives you to sign with your finger?
I don't think it is even possible to do more than scribble illegibly.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:46 [Preview] No.741885 del
nah just a squiggle

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:47 [Preview] No.741886 del
Especially when it's bright red.
She was talking to the lady in the next booth, complaining.
I only paid for half an hour and 20 mins was a tug. She had to swap hands about 10 times because I kept pretending to about to cum, just to keep her going and relax.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:49 [Preview] No.741887 del
That sounds horrible.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:50 [Preview] No.741888 del
>Lost 50 earlier.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:51 [Preview] No.741889 del
lol very well tiktok'd.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:53 [Preview] No.741890 del
She said $80, but I asked for topless, so $100, which is all I took in. I left my phone and money in the car. I have had 1hr and happy ending for $100, I think. But they all sort of give up once you cum. I practice tantric ball busting. Some landed on my armpit, because I had my hands behind my head. I had a wank this morning and it was still an explosion 💥. There is ancient Chinese magic afoot, hunan region.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.741891 del
Can I have a nuggoe, is there any sauce?

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.741892 del
Did she have nice breasts?

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.741893 del

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.741894 del
That's Nanna, Sumerian god of the moon.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:57 [Preview] No.741895 del
Sex is about power, power is about control.
I would have made her continue, but I let her win.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.741896 del
Sounds horrible.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.741897 del
Asians have very small nipples.
It's not bad, it's just different.
Like tiny, size of your pinky finger nail small.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.741898 del
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Get in here neets, we're watching Peaky Blinders https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.741899 del

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.741900 del
I kept putting my finger on her bumhole

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NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.741902 del
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>Some landed on my armpit

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.741903 del
I think he ate them all.

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NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.741905 del
You really should try a rub and tug.
It might be cheap and unwholesome and whatever else you want to call it, but it makes you feel like a million bucks. Same as $40 win on the chinaman. Hedonistic detrimentalism, maybe. But intermediary satisfaction, definitely. No worse than KFC, or debeki pictures, or wearing masks in public, it's all just to make ourselves feel a bit better.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.741906 del

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.741907 del
I just laid there and let her wipe it all off with a warm towel.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.741908 del
He eats them without sauce.
I don't know how he does it.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.741909 del
Boardneet wears masks like a hedonist.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.741910 del
I couldn't think of anything else you partake in.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:25 [Preview] No.741911 del
You tried your best 👍

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.741912 del
All happy as a lark.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.741913 del
>it makes you feel like a million bucks
It would depend on whether you were the type that felt shame and guilt over everything. Some of us are incapable of being happy.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.741914 del
very nice

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.741915 del
peaky blinders was bretty gud. We might watch some more tomorrow

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.741917 del

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:06 [Preview] No.741918 del
I can hear thunder.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.741919 del
Haven't seen it but I've always liked that Killian guy since that zombie moofie. And of courxe his role in Batman.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.741920 del
the way you love me is frightening

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.741921 del
It is very intense.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.741922 del
You speak for no one.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.741923 del
nigga you WISH your eyes were that dreamy

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.741924 del
I thought you had a missus?

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.741925 del
That's one of those ironies in life... some of us are never good enough for anybody and the ones that have partners aren't satisfied and cheat on them.

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.741926 del
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NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.741927 del
in public toilets

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.741928 del
Couldn't possibly be your shitty high-sugar diet and lack of dental hygiene...

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.741929 del
How would his gums be bleeding if he wasn't brushing them, dumb cunt?

NEET 08/30/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview]