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NEET General #738 - Adumbration Edition NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No. 752038
Have you reached the point in your life when it's time to focus on the big picture neets?

Old Thread:>>751087

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:04 [Preview] No.752094 del
Might mcmuffin and 2 extra hashies for breakkakkay
Cant already feel it starting to bubble away

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:06 [Preview] No.752097 del
Someone post the broom pepe, I've got to get these people out of my house. I don't even know why they stayed last night they all have houses.
I don't want to offer them breakfast but it's 9 already and I can't starve them. But then they'll hang around in the hope of a second breakfast, woe

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.752098 del
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might go and get some chocolate from the cache for tonight's moofie fun.

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.752099 del
What are you getting? Would there be some for your neet friends such as myself?

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:12 [Preview] No.752100 del
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You're going to have to feed them.

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:14 [Preview] No.752101 del
might make a start on the mazipan with dark chocolate coating.

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.752102 del
What is meant by the big picture?

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:15 [Preview] No.752103 del
Feed you need!

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:16 [Preview] No.752104 del
Do we have a Friday moofie or is this an independent screening?

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.752105 del
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is there some problem with tonights moofie?

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:35 [Preview] No.752106 del
womboflix is showing movies on Saturday and Sunday. Tonight is free for neets to do what they want.

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:36 [Preview] No.752107 del
I am planning to watch HP 35.

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:42 [Preview] No.752108 del
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I'm not disappointed because there is no moofie, in and of itself. In the end I would have been doing online shit at the same time as said moofie which may likely have included watching another moofie.

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:53 [Preview] No.752109 del
>included watching another moofie.
HP 34?

NEET 09/28/2023 (Thu) 23:55 [Preview] No.752110 del
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maybe this one

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.752111 del
Doing the long drive to the city today
Packing extra undies and tissues just incase there's another absolute catastrophe

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 00:54 [Preview] No.752112 del
Have a good trip.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 00:55 [Preview] No.752113 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 00:57 [Preview] No.752114 del
With a road you can shit anywhere you like

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:00 [Preview] No.752115 del
he could take a taxi or uber, and shit in that

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.752116 del
'here pajeet, I left you a tip in the back seat'

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:01 [Preview] No.752117 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.752118 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.752119 del
good morning neeto

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.752120 del
I am glad that Sweetie got her walk. I hope Motherbat gets better soon.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:30 [Preview] No.752121 del
Doing a pork roast. You neets want any? I'm going to have plenty of crackling and gravy too.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.752122 del
I would like all the crackling please. Just lift it off in one piece. Bowl of gravy to accompany.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.752123 del
I would like a photo of the finished roast please.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:34 [Preview] No.752124 del
>one piece.
I have just started episode 5.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.752125 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.752126 del
What are your thoughts so far?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.752127 del
Just got home. Best part of 3 hours shuffling around the Reject Shop and Coles.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:57 [Preview] No.752128 del
my thoughts are bad

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.752129 del
Difficult herding assignment?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.752130 del
It has moments where I like it but then gets very dull or silly or low budget. Final verdict not yet reached.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.752131 del
Motherbat needs a fucken wheelchair

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.752132 del
>the Reject Shop
Requesting that possum meme image please.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:00 [Preview] No.752133 del
She needs to write you a list and stay home.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.752134 del
Town very busy today. Lots of yobbos in landcruisers towing caravans
The EFTPOS system was down at woolies, absolute chaos

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.752136 del
I didn't see >Dispatch in 8 weeks
Still, something like that.
She won't push herself.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:28 [Preview] No.752137 del
Long weekend caravan on the river fishing yobbos
Redtins and cold chisel

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:31 [Preview] No.752138 del
Flower thieves.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.752139 del
the smell of pork roast is filling my room

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.752140 del
That happened to me once when I put the heater too close to my legs.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.752141 del
fucken dog wash guy was supposed to come at 2pm rocked up about 5 minutes after my last post

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.752142 del
Taking the chainsaw out shopping for spars you neets want something?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.752143 del
some kfc please

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.752144 del
reheated slop lasagne for lunch
so appealing

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.752145 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.752146 del
Monk entering his diaper era.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.752147 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.752148 del
if it was so appealing you would've eaten the whole tray yesterday

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:52 [Preview] No.752149 del
I felt obligated to save what was left after she told me she paid $20 for it.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:54 [Preview] No.752150 del
just remembered some old bitch ran her trolley into the back of me and then pretended it was an accident

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.752151 del
Possum paid her.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.752152 del
He wouldn't do that.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.752153 del
Godspeed my man

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.752154 del
At the commune NEETs will be issued NASA space nappies before any drives into town

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.752155 del
>The MAG can hold a maximum of 2 L (2.1 US qt) of urine, blood, and/or feces.[1][14
no mention of semen..

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:14 [Preview] No.752156 del
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NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:15 [Preview] No.752157 del
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NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.752158 del
all of those will be sufficient, thank you

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:16 [Preview] No.752159 del
>$14.65 by itself

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.752160 del
I don't like how you have to have the app to get the specials. I don't download apps.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:17 [Preview] No.752161 del
$14.88 Gas The Kikes Race War Now Pork Chop Burger

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.752162 del
Consumer Affairs should be asked about the legality of dual pricing models and the disadvantage this puts certain segments of the population at.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.752163 del
Looking forward to that cashless society aye

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.752164 del
I still remember rolling up to the KFC drive thru and seeing the paper sign saying that eftpos was down and they were taking cash only.
I didn't have any cash so I had to wait in line just to drive through without getting anything. I almost started crying. Not really though, but it was shit.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.752165 del
>thinking about having an ice cream binge

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.752166 del
might put my jammies on and have some more alcohol

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.752167 del
Get the good stuff. Connoisseur at least.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.752168 del
The initial plan.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.752169 del
hard passionfruit cider and mr kipledick cherry bakewells

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.752170 del
what's for dessert?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.752171 del
Very healthy.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.752172 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.752173 del
Very unhealthy.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:39 [Preview] No.752174 del
30kg spars thanks.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.752175 del
That's just one spar.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.752176 del
Excuse me, they both very clearly state "NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS NO ARTIFICIAL COLOURS"

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.752177 del
Monk should bet his Mummybot's house on the AFL Grand Final.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.752178 del
>Monk should bet his Mummybot's house on the AFL Grand Final
...will be a draw
Think of how long he could keep gooning off the winnings

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.752179 del
Yeah that will do, I just want to whittle it down to make a tooth pick

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.752180 del
Ready in two(2) weeks?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.752181 del
Might become a gay nigger

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.752182 del
It would suit you.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.752183 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.752184 del
I noticed in the supermarket that Smiths had released Subway Meatball Sub With Salad flavoured chips

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.752185 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.752186 del
Time for another investment?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.752187 del
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they should release a double cheese with meatballs flavour in honour of brendan in the whale

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.752188 del
So he did have healthy meals occasionally?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.752189 del
I've half sobered up.
Prepped as Tiffo.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.752190 del
now youtube is recommending more pajeets to me. I should never have given the first one the thumbs up

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.752191 del
he avoided having salad on them, which is smart because then you don't have to worry about bacteria being on the salad

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.752192 del
suffer in your chuddies

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.752193 del
I sometimes get a BMT or a meatball sub without salad

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:42 [Preview] No.752194 del
Going to poo.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.752195 del
Aiming for a particular dish or is this another sloppa in the works?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.752196 del
looking good.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.752197 del
Think I'll freeze at least half and have it with 2min noodles.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.752198 del
This stack of logs may reach my balls before I finish pumping them out

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.752199 del
Hope they remembered to let some water out of Myponga reservoir yesterday.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.752200 del
To flush your big turd down to bolivar?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.752201 del
Just to make room in the reservoir for these big boys. Displacement and all that.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.752202 del
They used to send them into the bay, but school kids kept mistaking them for whales.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.752203 del
Very impressive.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:09 [Preview] No.752204 del
No good deed goes unpunished.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.752205 del
I assembled my K-Mart garment rack. It is pretty good for $39. Surprisingly solid.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.752206 del
Post a picture of it.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.752207 del
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NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.752208 del
There's also pizza and chicken teryaki sub varieties, depending on the store. Plus a Red Rooter fried chicken burger flavour.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:13 [Preview] No.752209 del
Those are lady clothes NEET.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:14 [Preview] No.752210 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.752211 del
No, post your rack please

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.752212 del
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NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.752213 del
They belong to one of my girlfriends.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.752214 del
1 hour and a half have passed
22 and a half to go

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.752215 del
You are doing well NEET. Almost finished.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.752216 del
you can do eeeeet

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.752217 del
Is that actually bonbi?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.752218 del
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NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.752219 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:45 [Preview] No.752220 del
What the fuck happened? She didn't use to be like this?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.752221 del
I dunno. I just check the board here occasionally.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.752222 del
I don't even know who that Boni person is. I saw there was a board called bonibonkers that was quite active but I never investigated. I assumed it was some anime shit.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.752223 del
I just looked at her thread on simpcity. I didn't know she was getting her tits out. Still seems to avoid showing her growler though.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.752224 del
Yeah, she's had an OF for about 4 weeks now. It's all pretty sad and lame as I understand it.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.752225 del
Still waiting on Olive to open one but I doubt she will considering she is married.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.752226 del
Going to have a nap. Told her to make chicken chasseur and roast taters for dinner.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.752227 del
She is too tired and sore to cook tonight.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.752228 del
(You) and all the other simps paying for that creatures content is what's truly sad and lame.


NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:26 [Preview] No.752229 del
If the alternative is admitting we have been jerking it to a tranny, we can convince ourselves someone named Ryan is a woman. We have to at this point.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.752230 del
It's Rhianna, and you're just jelly of my waifu

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:40 [Preview] No.752231 del
/ausneets/ is getting me down lads….

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:42 [Preview] No.752232 del
The towel around her waist was drooping on one side and I caught a little glimpse of her pink thong and lucious tanned cheek meat.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.752233 del
Who are we talking about?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.752234 del
Bacon. Kept putting dashes of hot water from the kettle in to stop it burning and keep rendering slowly. Then purple onion and a couple grinds of salt (the only seasoning), after about 10 min put butter and capsicum juice in to keep it wet. Once translucent, then capsicum in and thumb balls of mince in. Carrots in once meat was browned (I preblanched the carrots, bok choy and cabbage).
In the pot, cabbage and bok choy with oyster sauce and soy sauce (not sweet soy like I had thought about using), then all the other stuff from the frying pan and a fruit box of beef stock to the boil and now it'll rest.
I haven't used oyster sauce before like this. Very nice flavour.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.752235 del
Don't blame us for your problems.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.752236 del
Have a wank or binge or goon

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:44 [Preview] No.752237 del
Forgot pic

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.752238 del
That is real gourmet shit my nigga. Well done.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.752239 del
Oh its slop.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:46 [Preview] No.752240 del
Refined piggy

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.752241 del
Pour it straight into my trough.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.752242 del
It's going to be the best poo.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:53 [Preview] No.752243 del
rice-lined NEET slop trough. It floweth over.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.752244 del
The plan was over the top of ramen but I'm on my third bowl already. Not sure if there's going to be any to freeze.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 06:59 [Preview] No.752245 del
We call them 2 minute noodles here. I won't abide these foreign names for things. I'm true blue.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.752246 del
>I'm true blue.
Tiffin-Net V2?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.752247 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.752248 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.752249 del
Have a couple of days break.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.752251 del
That bitch stole my eyebrows.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.752252 del
Good feed.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.752253 del
She'd be enough to turn anyone gay.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.752254 del
>thinking about high speed Monk

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NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.752256 del
Thought GregO would be reviewing that whisky whopper today. Instead it's another pile of lebslop.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:11 [Preview] No.752257 del
You had nice eyebrows noot.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:13 [Preview] No.752258 del
It was just one but she cut the middle section out.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.752259 del
I've had worse garments hanging on my rack.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:15 [Preview] No.752260 del
I think we all know where she put that bit. Her arsecrack

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.752261 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.752262 del
Reminds me of Shitey's Indian lady.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:21 [Preview] No.752263 del
He probably has to save up for that $15 boig

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NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.752266 del
Imagine all the drunk NEETs trying to fly them.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.752267 del
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Tomorrow on womboflix - FX - Murder By Illusion (1986) - A special effects expert agrees to stage the murder of a gangster going into witness protection for the government. However, the job goes awry...starring Bryan Brown.

Then on Sunday: Barbie and Ken are having the time of their lives in the colorful and seemingly perfect world of Barbie Land. However, when they get a chance to go to the real world, they soon discover the joys and perils of living among humans - Barbie (2023)

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.752268 del
I'd give her the thumb up, if you know what I mean

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.752269 del
Do not redeem.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.752270 del
I am going to go out back and do some garden tasks.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.752271 del
We got enough deadly snakes around here.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:46 [Preview] No.752272 del
Which one of you did this >>>/bbg/43807

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.752273 del
Wear a hat please.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.752274 del
We need more eebs to whizz over them.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.752275 del
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Say hi to Costa for me.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.752276 del
Brian Dennehy as Rape Dad

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.752277 del
I swear on me mum I'm gonna stab him

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Got a chef’s special pasta with penne for myself and a garlic bread to honor Possum. both will be consumed orally

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.752279 del
>pasta with penne
pasta with pasta?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:04 [Preview] No.752280 del
Who else would you be eating it with? You have no one but us.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.752281 del
I had my yarmulke on.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.752282 del
He should eat it with rice and potato just to make sure the carbs are covered.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.752283 del
Looks delish.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.752284 del
Weber bought 50 bras and cut them in half and resold them as 100 yarmulkes with chin straps once.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:08 [Preview] No.752285 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.752286 del
I make sure to eat from all the carb and seed oil groups every day. A balanced NEET diet requires it.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.752287 del
You had toast and jam for breakfast, didn't you?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.752288 del
Very nice.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.752289 del
Had eggs.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.752290 del
Do you keep your own chickens?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:13 [Preview] No.752291 del
Scrambled? Fried? Soft boiled? Do you ever dip toast fingers into an egg?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.752292 del
He said
>as I understand it
Which would suggest he has not paid for it and has only heard about it. Fucking minda.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.752293 del
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Barbie looks rude

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:21 [Preview] No.752294 del
Severely woed and stone sober.
Need to get Danned until the feeling goes away temporarily or take some measures to improve my situation.
Pouring the first glass now.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:22 [Preview] No.752295 del
>take some measures to improve my situation.
Print out a fridge meme NEET, and then pour that next drink.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.752296 del
I think they call videos "reels" now. Seeing it everywhere.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.752297 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.752298 del

What do you mean fried?
Scrambled eggs gets fried. Sunny side up is fried.
I dip normal bread into the yolk of the sunny side up.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.752299 del
>What do you mean fried?
Just cracked into a pan (or into an egg ring in a pan). What you are calling sunny side up.
I usually flip them over for little bit so the yolk firms up.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.752300 del
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Went out into the real world and got some spars and mazipan, There is no pepsi fried chicken in the spar forest, only spars, mazipan and death for the retarded.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.752301 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ussCHoQttyQ [Embed]

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.752302 del
downloaded a couple of reels, might watch death proof because it was really good.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.752303 del
Good taste

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.752304 del
Woke up from food coma

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.752305 del
was it special?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.752306 del
Birth of a Nation was a 12 reel film.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.752307 del
I see.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:37 [Preview] No.752308 del
Looks like a good feed.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.752309 del
the moon is huge tonight

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.752310 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.752311 del
All the NEETs will be out dancing naked to it once it gets dark enough.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.752312 del
It's not out yet

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.752313 del
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NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:41 [Preview] No.752314 del
I hear the word marzipan and think pharmaceuticals. Sounds like a drug.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.752315 del
One might even say it was reely good.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.752316 del
? I just said it was really good.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:49 [Preview] No.752318 del
>A horrifying trapdoor spider measuring more than 20mm in length
yep a real monster

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:53 [Preview] No.752319 del
I might start setting the morning alarm again. I need to get into a routine, even though I have nothing to do all day.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.752320 del
It was probably a seppo written article. They mean 20cm.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.752321 del
>even though I have nothing to do all day.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.752322 del
Love you Dan.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:02 [Preview] No.752323 del
The moon is out now.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.752324 del
disgusting bitch of a thing

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.752325 del
Metric miles

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.752326 del
It's wide and yellow

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:04 [Preview] No.752327 del
we need to blow it up

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:06 [Preview] No.752328 del
Weber are you going fishing this weekend?
I want that King George Whiting fry up breakfast.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.752330 del
Astral projectors saw reptilians on the dark side and our planet is a soul harvester.
They control the internet and forced us to make 5g towers.
It was on the why files.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.752332 del
It would be the perfect night to go squiding

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.752333 del
Yeah, I'll probably do a jetty fish one morning and maybe surf fish off Waitpinga beach one day.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:14 [Preview] No.752334 del
Let us know how you go. I will be honest that salmon trout are not really my thing but I will still eat them if fresh.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.752336 del
do you have one of those surf fishing torpedos they sell on TV?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.752337 del
waste of a tree.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.752338 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.752339 del
I wonder why he did it.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:29 [Preview] No.752341 del
probably thought he'd get some tiktok clout or something

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.752342 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.752343 del
I dont know what it is you are describing

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:41 [Preview] No.752344 del
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its one of these. I think it homes in on the fish and catches them or something.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:42 [Preview] No.752345 del
oh those
no, I think they just drag a heap of baited hooks out into deep water

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.752346 del
That's a James Bond prop.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.752347 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:45 [Preview] No.752348 del
they might have some smarts in them to let you know when they've got fish hooked or something

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.752349 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7NXgqrXvnzU [Embed]

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.752350 del
I though there were some kind of fpv drone.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:52 [Preview] No.752351 del
nah https://youtube.com/watch?v=ibaTts36OQI [Embed]

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.752352 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dn0KYWKAfyw [Embed]

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.752353 del
pepper pie tomorrow

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 10:26 [Preview] No.752354 del
Grab me one as well please.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.752355 del
I'll have two please thanks.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.752356 del
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NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.752357 del
you'll like it neet.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 10:41 [Preview] No.752358 del
Tiffin unironcally says all of these

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.752359 del
He's a busy NEET.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 10:44 [Preview] No.752360 del
put my chubber in the bouncy mouse

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.752361 del
Two kitchener buns for me please.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.752362 del
They call me "Big Kitch" for my habit of eating two kitchener buns at a time, one in each hand. Cream all over my face.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:01 [Preview] No.752363 del
Mock cream whore

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:03 [Preview] No.752364 del
Big Kitch can't tell the difference. Sometimes he eats part of the bag with the buns.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.752365 del
Aim for the face and go hard.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:06 [Preview] No.752366 del
I'd pay the $150 for that.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:09 [Preview] No.752367 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.752368 del
I wanted to see Nuro's garlic bread unwrapped. I wonder how buttery it was. Sometimes they skimp on the butter.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:15 [Preview] No.752369 del
I bet it was disappointing

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.752370 del
A really good garlic bread will have grease leaking through the foil before you have even touched it.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.752371 del
Burnt and crusty, dry knob.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.752372 del
poofter shark

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.752373 del
We told you to show her how to do it right.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.752374 del
The banned verse of that Baby Shark Do do do song.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.752375 del
Weber started a joke
Which started the whole board laughing
Oh if I'd only seen
That the joke was on me

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.752376 del
Have a blessed Friday NEETs, o7.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 11:57 [Preview] No.752377 del
Have a Blessed Day Neets!

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 12:00 [Preview] No.752378 del
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I am off to bed NEETs. Good night.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.752379 del
Neets go to bed so early now.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.752380 del
Got some chip in the oven

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.752381 del
Just got back from the russel
4 pints, 1 pot
Mate of mine knows all the bartenders and regulars which is kind of awkward as a tag along
He reckons one of the bartenders was into me but she has a boyfriend. She was chatty though
Pretty much decided on leaving mummybots next week. Gonna have to buy a folding camp stretcher to sleep on in the shed
Starting my swagman era 🐸

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 13:19 [Preview] No.752382 del
chips plural

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.752383 del
Workshop saga 2.0?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 13:28 [Preview] No.752384 del
A bit worse, I think

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.752385 del
Wondering what price I'll be able to get a rub and tug from monk for.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.752386 del
Take teh chippies out half way, toss in a bowl and coat with a spiced butter mix. Throw 'em back in for another 15-hope I don't forget about them before passing out....

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.752387 del
Haven't spoken to my mummybot in about a year now. Haven't seen her in many.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.752388 del
Finishing off this sack; this will be the last...

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.752389 del
Said the same thing many sacks ago...

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:10 [Preview] No.752390 del
I makebeetter chips than SMITH

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.752391 del
How is the boong pic on /bbg/ still up?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.752392 del
Because nobody can tell the difference

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:21 [Preview] No.752393 del
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They should be into Jewesses like us.

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NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.752395 del
Us? Take a seat son.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.752396 del
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NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:28 [Preview] No.752397 del
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Fucking oven dodging whores, this board is for boong bitches

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.752398 del
There is at least one other neet here who admires the occasional Jewess.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.752399 del
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Going to try to do better tomorrow.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.752400 del
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You lie!

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.752401 del
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NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.752402 del
Going to walk the dog. Bit late. Should be fine.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.752403 del
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Holy shit Weber is Brie Larson/Eva Green poster? TOP KEK

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.752404 del
>swagman era
I look forward to it. Should be good viewing.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.752405 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.752406 del
You dumb cunt

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.752407 del
>swagman era 🐸

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 19:34 [Preview] No.752408 del
I think their BO was one of the heartbroken ones when she got her tits out. He just cleans up every other day or something

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 19:39 [Preview] No.752409 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 20:04 [Preview] No.752410 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.752411 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.752412 del
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Sky looks amazing this morning. Possum is back somehow. Gonna trim the bushes under the last unguarded wire, that should fix him.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.752413 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:11 [Preview] No.752414 del
Possum is smarterer than you

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:15 [Preview] No.752415 del
Possum just fashioned a ladder from spars.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.752416 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.752417 del
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I thought he was climbng over the disk i put on the wire but it would rotate and make him fall off. The bushes have grown around my telephone wire and thats the most likely route of infiltation. I'm gonna cut them back and maybe hoist the wires up and I better get to it before he cuts my internet.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:19 [Preview] No.752418 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:20 [Preview] No.752419 del
Please tell me that's an AI picture.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:21 [Preview] No.752420 del
It is.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:26 [Preview] No.752421 del
Generated by a Tiffin-Net diffuser?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:28 [Preview] No.752422 del
yeah the legs are all munted in the front.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:29 [Preview] No.752423 del
3 forearms on the bottom right
munted eyes/faces

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.752424 del
That's how tiff likes them.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:50 [Preview] No.752425 del

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.752426 del
ein reich, ein volk, drei beine

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.752427 del
It's falling out of me.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.752429 del
You went about this possum mission without doing any recon and without adequate intel.
You should have known exactly how he was getting in before taking measures to fix it.
You're not going to make it kiddo. The LARP has fallen apart at the first hurdle.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:05 [Preview] No.752430 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.752431 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.752432 del
He should have strapped on the gillie suit, blacked up his face and spent the night out there watching.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.752433 del
>I must apologise to Possum.
New era of friendship?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:13 [Preview] No.752434 del
I understimated the enemy's resolve and resourcefulness, I almost respect his survival instinct but in the end there can be no tolerance for an uncontrolled perimeter in the survival compound.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.752435 del
Where's the AFL stream?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.752436 del
on the tele

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.752437 del
nigs nogging

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.752438 del
I don't have tele.
Monk was going to set it up.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.752439 del
On womboflix.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.752441 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:36 [Preview] No.752442 del
Two weeks.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:49 [Preview] No.752443 del
Took Sweaty for a walk. Encountered some fun run thing and she wanted to keep pace with them.
Came home to a bunch of bullshit. I am fucking sick to death of my idiot Sisterbot dumping all her problems on Motherbat who has enough to worry about.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:53 [Preview] No.752444 del
If only webby could see himself through cruiseys eyes

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:55 [Preview] No.752445 del
You think your sister shouldn’t be able to discuss her problems with her own mother ?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.752446 del
She was in bed all day yesterday with a "migraine", she went to the toilet last night and had a seizure and smashed her face open on the basin and had to hospital.
She has 3 disabled/retarded children and 1 who is a sociopath.
One of the retarded children triggers behavioural letters every other day from the school and the school is trying to force it out and into a minda school.
One of the girls has a lump on her neck and massive headaches and is having an MRI today.
Every day she is pushing this shit on Mum and I'm fucking sick of it. I came down here to help Mum about and have a peaceful long weekend and she has ruined it already.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 23:08 [Preview] No.752447 del
pity he hadn't wasted this snoopy chink and his commie abc crew when they started trespassing

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 23:10 [Preview] No.752448 del
You need to have more compassion for Sisterbot. It sounds like she is going through a very tough time. It is natural for her to look to mum for support.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 23:36 [Preview] No.752449 del
Why are the kids all retarded? did your sister get them vaxxed?

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 23:42 [Preview] No.752450 del
First one came out normal, but I think she's a sociopath.
Second one is type II autistic. Otherwise she is functional and the only one of the four I have any time for.
Third one came out with a bunch of brain missing (pancake head) and is fed by a socket thing on its stomach. Has Mr Magoo glasses. This thing is a piece of shit and the one that is getting kicked out of school after 1 year. Needs to be beaten to death.
Fourth one is autistic and non-communicative. Just sits and rocks and screams.
I think gestational diabetes had something to do with them being half-cooked hamburger patties.
Stupid bitch was encouraged to abort 3 and 4, but "we always wanted three kids" and "we always wanted four kids".
One income. Sister was the hair dressing equivalent of Monk, getting sacked from every job. Then just stopped working altogether once she got her hooks into Bill.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No.752452 del
They have arrested a 60 year old man now for cutting down that tree. Maybe he was a local who got pissed at how many tourists it attracted. Tourists can be annoying.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.752453 del
These arsehole whales have no gratitude that we stopped hunting them. They out there just surfacing wherever they want, killing whoever gets in their way.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.752454 del
There is a theory (of dubious credibility) that it was taken down as another attack on whites.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 23:58 [Preview] No.752455 del
I considered that when I first heard about it but it would be an odd target and in an odd place.

NEET 09/29/2023 (Fri) 23:59 [Preview] No.752456 del
The Boniface Option describes the deliberate felling of an ancient oak tree that symbolised a living blood memory of a people. It was a life symbol that tied the living to their ancestors.

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Why does everyone have like one degree of separation from this kind of story?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.752458 del
Fucking hell.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.752459 del
Was sisterbot a mong growing up?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:06 [Preview] No.752460 del
This is what life is.

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NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.752462 del
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and we cant gas unviable infants because muh we beat teh nazis

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.752463 del
She was a dumbass, but otherwise normal. Fainted/seized randomly once every year or two.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:11 [Preview] No.752464 del
The next time he visited town they embedded an axe in his head.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:12 [Preview] No.752465 del
maybe it was the bloke who knocked her up? did he drink dioxine shots when they were dating?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:13 [Preview] No.752466 del
Thats a funny place to keep an axe.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:18 [Preview] No.752467 del
Could be, Motherbat and I participated in genetic testing at one point and weren't carrying any of the mong markers present on pancake head.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:26 [Preview] No.752468 del
You gave your genetic data to the bio-surveillance arm of the ZOG? What makes you think they can understand what parts of the genome code for autism/retardation anyway? That level of understanding doesnt go much past karyotyping and looking for gene deletions.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:28 [Preview] No.752469 del
Anybody born before at least the 2000's had a Guthrie ("heel prick") test performed and the blood spot card filed away. These have been used for DNA tests by authorities already, and I wouldn't mind betting there are moves to digitise all of them at some point if they haven't started already.
Blood tests can reveal all sorts of chromosomal abnormalities.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:32 [Preview] No.752470 del
So never drove either?
Poor Bill.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:34 [Preview] No.752471 del
Nah, she failed the learners paper test about six times. Quite an achievement considering there were only four test papers and they provided the right answers when you failed.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:39 [Preview] No.752472 del
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duno about the use by date for genome sequencing but looking at chromosones under a microscope is different than matching sequences to alleles in the couple terabytes of that genome. Dont buy into the hype that they will ever be able to find the gene for selfishness so they can cure it by injecting you with mRNA or some shit. That is a snake oil pitch for gullible midwits with deep pockets.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 00:57 [Preview] No.752473 del
>Just sits and rocks and screams.
That happens here too.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:10 [Preview] No.752474 del
Now that the weather is warming up, I feel the need to remind Cruisey that dogs and mongs die in hot cars.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.752475 del
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NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:13 [Preview] No.752476 del
>Brie Larson
You are possibly the dumbest mong on this board. I am not even sure Cruisey can wrangle you.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:14 [Preview] No.752477 del
Cruisey should lock him in a hot car.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:14 [Preview] No.752478 del
>mongs die in hot cars.
He's just going in for a quick poke.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:20 [Preview] No.752479 del
Worried my office chair is falling apart/.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:21 [Preview] No.752480 del
Executive rated chair?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.752481 del
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Thats fine, they're just dogs/mongs.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:24 [Preview] No.752483 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.752484 del
No, but I'm not exec. It is far more wobbly than is used to be. Might tighten it up.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.752485 del
pepper pie and pastie acquired

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.752486 del
No sweet for dessert?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:38 [Preview] No.752487 del
No. Motherbat has stocked my fat pig section of the cupboard, so I will need to eat some of those things.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.752488 del
Is Halloween still a month away?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.752489 del
From and including: Saturday, 30 September 2023
To, but not including Tuesday, 31 October 2023
Result: 31 days

It is 31 days from the start date to the end date, but not including the end date.

Or 1 month, 1 day excluding the end date.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.752490 del
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>stocked my fat pig section of the cupboard
What will be consumed first from it?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:42 [Preview] No.752491 del
31 days can be converted to one of these units:

2,678,400 seconds
44,640 minutes
744 hours
31 days
4 weeks and 3 days
8.49% of 2023

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:45 [Preview] No.752492 del
Probably the cherry ripe.
From memory there is also a bag of those reject shop toobs, a box of barbecue shapes, a box of jatz, some lindt orange chocolate, and some of those biscuits that have a fruit mix in them

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:49 [Preview] No.752493 del
>Probably the cherry ripe.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.752494 del
I ate the madeira cake on Thursday night and the cherry bakewells yesterday

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 01:58 [Preview] No.752495 del
duno if theres enough flies against the window to get the vacuum out or just gas them and get the dustpan.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.752496 del
ooh there's also 4 tubs of panna cotta in the fridge and custard and some boysenberry drumsticks in the freezer

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.752497 del
Hunt them with a fly swat, make your ancestors proud

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:07 [Preview] No.752498 del
Queensland, Victoria, and South Australia have anti-association laws and the Bandidos are a proscribed organisation, so:
1. why have they been allowed to mass in the first place?
2. why hasn't a combined TRG response from those three states blown them off their bikes?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:08 [Preview] No.752499 del
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My ancestors used the gas against such loathsome pests.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:09 [Preview] No.752500 del
The lack of prussian blue on the brickwork suggests you guys were all talk

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.752501 del
Not comfy posts

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:16 [Preview] No.752502 del
Bloody Tiffin McNoFun

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:17 [Preview] No.752503 del
doing a poo
the change in diet over the last two days may affect today’s poos

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.752504 del
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Ya they never wasted the Zyklon on the most vexing ones they piped the truck exhaust into back of the pest wagon. Cruisey is a retard just locking his mongs inside the camry on a hot day lol everyone knows that makes the upholstery ganky.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:21 [Preview] No.752505 del
>2:00 GF SAT 31/09 MCG COL BRI
I hope ASD are working to crack this coded message on the news website

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.752506 del
GF is girlfren. Some incel terrorist no doubt

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.752507 del
I dont like this insinuation that cruisey is not a professional NDIS carer, He always has a couple of those Little Trees on the mirror of his car.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:33 [Preview] No.752508 del
High anxiety today. Strong feelings of misery too. I think the rest of my life is going to be like this. Each day torture.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:35 [Preview] No.752509 del
Going for the Brisbane Lions today I think. I don't like them much but I don't like Collingwood either.
I don't think I will watch the game. I'll just keep an eye on the score. Dip in at the end if its close.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.752510 del
made room for that cherry ripe

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:41 [Preview] No.752511 del
Had a shower, shave and a big bowl of icecream.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.752512 del
Perhaps we can get Cruisedog to NIDS pancake head next time he meets weber for lunch and a slap down the Lizbef Tav.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.752513 del
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Don't worry neet, she'll post again soon.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.752514 del
What type of ice cream?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:43 [Preview] No.752515 del
Cookies and cream from bulla.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:44 [Preview] No.752516 del
Wish we could have a neet-up at the Salisbury RSL.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.752517 del
Half the NEETs are banned for life.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.752518 del
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FRM took the dog to the vet because she had some secretion around her eyes and the vet said it is hayfever.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:50 [Preview] No.752519 del
We will get ztep-mum to slap some makeup on him and he can go as a tranny under a different name.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:53 [Preview] No.752520 del
At least she cares for the dog.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:56 [Preview] No.752522 del
I think I'd just top myself if I got to the point of shitting myself like that.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.752523 del
She is a good dog owner. Make sure you love that dog as much as it deserves.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 02:59 [Preview] No.752524 del
but not as much as that crocodile guy in darwin

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.752525 del
Very poorly bantered.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.752526 del
I'm sorry.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:02 [Preview] No.752527 del
I know. I just find the idea of a dog having hay-fever to be rather amusing.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.752528 del
The dogs dont think its funny when their eyes are watering and they're sneezing non-stop.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.752529 del
My 7XL Tee shirt shrunk in the wash. Fat rolls protruding left right centre and rear.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:04 [Preview] No.752530 del
i'm sitting at Motherbat's dining table in a singlet and boxers with tigers on them

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.752531 del
She only sneezes a little bit. FRM didn't say what she was going to do but I'd expect she will put her on some anti-histamines.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.752532 del
feeling woe'd again, need to ignore it and do something

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:05 [Preview] No.752533 del
Borrow a 9xl from nuro.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.752534 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.752535 del
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>do something

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.752536 del
11xl then.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:08 [Preview] No.752537 del
It is so Beyond Inappropriate to suggest that Weber get cruisey to leave his disabled nephew in a hot car while they go to that particular gaming pub for lunch. I think you need a time out to cool off. Please BO can you ban that nasty poster probably tiffin

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.752538 del
you'd think she'd have told you that if the dog was prescribed anything
women love to talk about stuff

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:10 [Preview] No.752539 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.752541 del
That is the frill of her cumdies.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.752542 del
just gave sweetie some schmako

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.752543 del
Did she go whacko?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.752544 del
little bit

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:16 [Preview] No.752545 del
want to start on the chockies, but I know I'll never stop

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.752546 del
one or two wont hurt

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.752547 del
(you)'ve earnt them!

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.752548 del
you're right

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.752549 del
killed a blowfly

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:43 [Preview] No.752550 del
The flies loiter around the back door waiting their chance to sneak in, but there is nothing in here for them save death.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.752551 del
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Well done neet, you are a mighty warrior.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.752552 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.752553 del
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The garlic bread 🥖 was actually pretty nice

meanwhile TFW working all long weekend to catch up on work

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.752554 del
Good image use Nuro.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 03:56 [Preview] No.752555 del
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You're banned.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:07 [Preview] No.752557 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:08 [Preview] No.752559 del
possum once killed seven with one blow

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:09 [Preview] No.752560 del
having a little nap

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:10 [Preview] No.752561 del
Handsome fella.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.752562 del
So lonely 😭

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.752563 del
I love Olive so much it's unreal.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.752564 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.752565 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:21 [Preview] No.752566 del
Me too.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:22 [Preview] No.752567 del
He has a powerful spray.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.752569 del
Imagine wrenching on a bike instead of weakly shitposting and watching youtubes picks for you all day hunched over a cruddy laptop in a stinking and stuffy hovel.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:43 [Preview] No.752570 del
Constant feeling like I am on the verge of crying.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:44 [Preview] No.752571 del
iktfn, at least we got those instagram pics. Hopefully we get another video tomorrow.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:47 [Preview] No.752572 del
Imagine lubing chains and weakly shitposting and watching youtubes picks for you all day hunched over a cruddy laptop in a stinking and stuffy toilet.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.752573 del
What’s nice is actually interacting with people and earning my old fortnightly cenno income in a day. 👍

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.752574 del
He is doing well. Housing is a challenge these days. An industrial toilet is okay.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.752575 del
What are you saving up for?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:50 [Preview] No.752576 del
The air mattress is no more and for you it’s just cope.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:51 [Preview] No.752577 del
I sleep in an actual bed that is in a bedroom, not in a public toilet so I don't know what "coping" there is to be done here m8.
No one ever cared that he was sleeping in a public toilet, it was that he boasted about how much better he was doing than everyone else here.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.752578 del
Are we ever going to have any moderation?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.752579 del
He has taken steps to reduce his narcissism.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:52 [Preview] No.752580 del
Don’t worry about it. There is a bad moon this weekend and terrible energy for a long weekend. Something is up and not just you.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.752581 del
That is true. He has been much better since his return than he was before. I must also say he has gotten better about avoiding provocations.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.752582 del
I can't get to sleep yet I always feel tired.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:55 [Preview] No.752583 del
I meant the seizures

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.752584 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:56 [Preview] No.752585 del
Free kick

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.752586 del
Hot work 33

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.752587 del
Carn loins.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:57 [Preview] No.752588 del
Had to sign in to 7plus

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:58 [Preview] No.752589 del
Black fulla rippedhis Guernsey off

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 04:59 [Preview] No.752590 del
Woggie in goggles

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:01 [Preview] No.752591 del
It's good footy so far

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.752592 del
Crotch in the face of the side camera man

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.752593 del
But goal

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:03 [Preview] No.752594 del
Who you going for m8?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:05 [Preview] No.752595 del
Collingwood but Brisbane look good.
I don't think I've watched a game this season.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:06 [Preview] No.752596 del
You rippa
60m on the siren

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:09 [Preview] No.752597 del
I'm sure there is some scientific principle that would make this thing deadly in the real world. I wonder how many incautious chinks its killed?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.752598 del
Let me entertain you remix

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:12 [Preview] No.752599 del
Bandwagon jumper.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:14 [Preview] No.752600 del
I keep looking for the remote to skip the adverts.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:15 [Preview] No.752601 del
They're looking hot 🔥

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:19 [Preview] No.752602 del
I have one of those in the shop. It’s high pressure but low volume. Pretty tame.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.752603 del
There was that guy who died because the coworkers stuck the pressure hose up his bum as a prank.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.752604 del
Black fullas doing good on both sides.
No yes ads.
Good stuff.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:24 [Preview] No.752605 del
do you ever pump up old fire extinguishers and use them as makeshift air tanks for home made space suits?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:25 [Preview] No.752606 del
He fills them with Nescafe

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.752607 del
Have you ever died from sticking the hose of a pressureized fire extinguisher full of nescafe up your bum?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.752608 del
Right on the Toyota logo

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.752609 del
Lions are roaring.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.752610 del
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NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:44 [Preview] No.752611 del
me about to run onto the pitch to protest carbon dioxide.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:45 [Preview] No.752612 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 05:53 [Preview] No.752613 del
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NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.752614 del
Marching as one

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.752615 del
There'd be nothing left to plunder

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:02 [Preview] No.752616 del
Nobody deserves to die

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:27 [Preview] No.752617 del
I did a bit more out in the garden.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:38 [Preview] No.752618 del
Motherbat made some springies for a pre-dinner snack and woked me up

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.752619 del
Sweet chilli sauce?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.752620 del
Chef a-la mong

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:41 [Preview] No.752621 del
Does the gayfl still do that thing where if there is a draw they have to come back next week?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.752622 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.752623 del
No they changed it to extra time.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:44 [Preview] No.752624 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.752625 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.752626 del
Shut up Monk

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.752627 del
Enjoy your feed neet.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:01 [Preview] No.752628 del
stir fry for dindins

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.752629 del
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NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:06 [Preview] No.752630 del
is the sports event over yet?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.752631 del
>sports event

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.752632 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:11 [Preview] No.752633 del
I cut back the bushes where the possum could get from the wire to the ground. Now he has no choice but to make the perilous jump down to the ground and abandon his comfy nest in my ceiling. If this doesnt work I will have to install cameras to learn his secret way in.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:12 [Preview] No.752634 del
>Daniel Gorringe has shown up to the Fox Footy Longest Kick competition dressed as KISS frontman Gene Simmons.
>“I thought it was the longest KISS competition so I guess this doesn’t make a whole lot of sense right now,” Gorringe told Fox Footy.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.752635 del
This marsupial is going to outsmart you at every turn m8. You don't know what he's doing.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:14 [Preview] No.752636 del
how did they go from 78-80 to 90-80 in a few seconds

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.752637 del
2 minutes left, time to start kicking it out of bounds every time they get the ball

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.752638 del
Exciting finish.
Big Joe.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:21 [Preview] No.752639 del
theres only a couple of places he can access the roof if its a little ringtail like I suspect. I am closing the doors one by one.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.752640 del
You don't even know what species it is. Mate just abandon the house and start over somewhere else.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:23 [Preview] No.752641 del
I'd rather listen to a auto-tune lip sync cover of nigger music than watch the poofter ball grand circus.
Oh wait, (You) actually did both this afternoon.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.752642 del
Its got to be a carbine version of the big bastards because of its skill on the wires and how i can get into the tiny slit into the roof. I beat it for a couple nights and then its back. Its like I stop it from getting out one way and it finds a way down and thus back up. It goes to a lot of effort to reach its hidey hole. It must be really comfy wrapped up in the insulation with plenty of silver paper to chew on and water in the gutters. Kinda wish I had a gun now.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:29 [Preview] No.752643 del
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Big Win?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.752644 del
That's a good Pepe.
Was not a big win though. Big loss. Big Joe, big no.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.752645 del
Nape, gape, rape.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:31 [Preview] No.752646 del
There wasn't any ads for or against while it was on

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.752647 del
You would never get a clear shot at it. This thing has had training.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:32 [Preview] No.752648 del
A relative of mine said there were rumours that the sporting groups were worried that labor would do a big crackdown on gambling if they didn't support it.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.752649 del
The commentator said something about how albo was getting his photo taken at 4 min to go instead of watching the game.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:37 [Preview] No.752650 del
its all about effort and at the moment I cbf going out at night to do some work to close the hole after it gets out. I've done mad crawling up under houses to block off the most inaccessable holes before tho.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:38 [Preview] No.752651 del
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possum was a colonel in the SAS once

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:40 [Preview] No.752652 del
ok neets, might go for a little cruise. You want me to pick up any neet treats while I'm out?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:41 [Preview] No.752653 del
Weber could drop it with a head shot while it was on the move.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.752654 del
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I'll be back in time for the movie, which will be FX - Murder By Illusion (1986) in 1 hour and 20 minutes https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.752655 del
get me some .22 hornets and a sawn off bolt action please

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:43 [Preview] No.752656 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.752657 del
Two oranges thanks.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.752658 del
He executed an Irish woman for refusing his sexual advances and framed her as a PIRA insurgent once.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:44 [Preview] No.752659 del
Get me a big fish and chips feed please.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.752660 del
Could you get me three pineapple fritters from red rooster then a m and m mcflurry to go on top.
Might be an idea to get the mcflurry first because the fritters need to be hot.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.752661 del
I don't know if I will attend. That moofie doesn't have much appeal to me.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.752662 del
What's on in the meantime?
Can you put the new esoterica episode on?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.752664 del
How the fuk is reporting what retard NPC's tweet somehow news now?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.752665 del
that's the 'news' these days
even teh tv news is putting up screenshots from twitter or asking fuckwits on the street

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.752666 del
>Elon Musk's 5,000 Starlink satellites are on track to surpass the number of visible stars in the sky, around 9,000
>Scientists fear for the future of astronomy as Musk's space junk litters our sky

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.752667 del
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>Elon Musk just paid Nuro 150 dollars to debunk you

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.752668 del
I dont care about seeing stars I just want stable internet not this overpriced shit tier NBN we have now.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 08:50 [Preview] No.752670 del
Clocks go forward one hour tonight NEETs.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.752671 del
The clock in my car will be right again for the first time in 6 months.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.752672 del
We don't count the deaths of non-whites

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 08:51 [Preview] No.752673 del
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The old man just had his sixth jab.
Won't be long now.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.752674 del
sorry, I was out cruising

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.752675 del
trust the plan

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 08:52 [Preview] No.752676 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 08:53 [Preview] No.752677 del
If the first five didn't kill him then I don't see why a sixth would.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 08:54 [Preview] No.752678 del
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NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 08:56 [Preview] No.752679 del
Is that a negger cake?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 08:58 [Preview] No.752680 del
Lots of ways it can happen jabbo, only so many empty chambers in the gun when you play russian roulette with gene therapy that up until now was only used on lab animals you were going to sacrifice after max two cycles.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.752681 del
I did three loads of washing today. Going to leave the towels on the line overnight.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 09:00 [Preview] No.752682 del
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Get in here neets, the movie's starting: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 09:37 [Preview] No.752683 del
It is fucking hot here.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 09:42 [Preview] No.752684 del
...what are you wearing?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 09:48 [Preview] No.752685 del
Undies and socks.
I put my dressing gown on my chair to sock up sweat.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 09:58 [Preview] No.752686 del
He's wearing socks while complaining about the heat.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.752687 del
They are thin socks and I like to keep my feet away from the floor.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.752688 del
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NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.752689 del
How is the shift work going?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 10:30 [Preview] No.752690 del
Keep going m8. You'll be able to afford better grog.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.752691 del
it all has the same active ingredient

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 10:38 [Preview] No.752692 del
saw a drunk homeless guy begging outside of woolies today, wondered if it was monk

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.752693 del
Vitamin Goon

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.752694 del
Going to bed now. Don’t forgets to put your clocks forward at midnight.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.752695 del
Thanks NEET. Sleep tight.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.752696 del
I got out at 7 am this morning
now I have 2 days to rest

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.752698 del
what is that?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.752699 del
good night neet

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.752700 del
Slang for alcohol

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.752701 del
Enjoy your days off neet.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.752702 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 11:23 [Preview] No.752703 del
Comfy cat.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.752704 del
might get some absinth when I'll get my paycheck

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 11:31 [Preview] No.752705 del
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Have a blessed weekend Neets!

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.752706 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.752707 del
thank you! have a blessed day as well

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 13:03 [Preview] No.752709 del
yesterday i got drunk and told a girl from mariupol that i want russia to win the war

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 13:06 [Preview] No.752710 del
Aren't they mostly pro-Russian?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.752711 del
well most of the town got destroyed by russians so i suppose not

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 13:20 [Preview] No.752712 del
Oh okay. From an economic perspective I think they would be better off under the Russians, at least in the short term, as the Russians will be obliged to rebuild what they take but the west will probably only make a token effort. The situation seems bad for all the common folk but that is how wars go lol.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.752713 del
Supposedly this is some dude from Mariupol:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=92TwKdZsq9g [Embed]

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.752714 del
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the boomers at work told me to bring the guitar
the trouble is that I only know how to play classical, and I do that quite badly
plus my hands are shaking whenever a stranger is around
should I off myself already?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 14:24 [Preview] No.752715 del
I don't see why you couldn't learn a tune they might like. Some pop-bydlo-folk something. You don't have to learn the full song, you tell 'em you learning classical, but you can recall something, you are not sure. Also admit you have stage fright. Ofc they'll laugh at you but who cares.
Plus, you could stall the thing saying you don't want to bring the guitar in (here it's relatively expensive thing, I would care if some gypsy would damage it if I had one). They'll pretend to be very disappointed make some faces, but insist, they'll get over it. After you learnt something to play you could bring in the guitar, like when someone has a bday or something. Or just forget it entirely.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.752716 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.752717 del
>Also admit you have stage fright. Ofc they'll laugh at you but who cares.
all of them are country side hardcore boomers, they wouldn't get it
I work with another shift now, so the only guy with whom I got along well is gone
I guess it would be best to just roll with it, or have a few drinks beforehand
>you don't want to bring the guitar
but I want to
skipping 1 whole day out of 3 would ruin the little progress I made so far
>After you learnt something to play
I guess I could play this
this is my first try, would this be embarrassingly bad?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 17:15 [Preview] No.752718 del
That playing is very good NEET, that will do nicely for those boomers.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.752719 del
Woke up early. Probably didn't get enough sleep. Don't know how this will play out over the course of the day. I might have to go back to bed. Having a strong coffee now.

I have changed the clocks that needed changing.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.752720 del
good morning and good job neet

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.752721 del
my hands get shaky, and I either fuck up and play loud or the notes come out so thin you can barely hear them

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 17:31 [Preview] No.752722 del
It's good enough, nothing to be embarrassed about.
>they wouldn't get it
It's better say you have stage fright when they see your hand shaking instead of making some bs up.
>but I want to
Well, then never mind that part.

Can you play something after listening? Like an older popular song they play on the radio all the time?
For example on the Hungary they play this since 1995:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ugo2JypBGuY [Embed]
Or this. They're playing this since 1973:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eS0t-ekEJkA [Embed]
I dunno what could be a parallel on the Romania.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.752723 del
Or even better example:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4szfWQ7Sspg [Embed]

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.752724 del
Now to think of it. God knows what they could play on Romanian radio during Ceausescu era.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.752725 del
good morning neets, the hot spring weather is giving me hay fever

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.752726 del
Good morning neets. Still awake. Wondering if I should just make a coffee and stay up. Can't fucking sleep.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 18:33 [Preview] No.752727 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.752728 del
Good night neets.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 18:49 [Preview] No.752729 del
Good morning.
I have some hay fever too but it is not that bad. Only my nose is effected, not my eyes.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 19:03 [Preview] No.752731 del
'Wittkower (1938) deduced through personal assessments that hay fever sufferers have a higher rate of neurotic symptoms than healthy individuals. Reliable and repeated measures have shown a link between anxiety and hay fever.'


NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.752732 del
Good night.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.752733 del
Woe indeed. I always noticed that people with neurotic and beta personalities tended to be sickly a lot of the time. Lots of mentions of their "allergies" and the like.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.752734 del
>Can you play something after listening?
pretty much nothing, I have to look up the chords/tabs
also, since I can't sing I focused less on strumming
this is the closest I could get to what you sent me in 10 minutes
the rest of them are a huge hustle
pretty much
I'm out of touch with whatever the fuck people from this country listen to anyhow
maybe christmas songs by stefan hrusca? idfk

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.752735 del
good morning
and good night to you

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.752736 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.752737 del
Want to take doggo for a walk but it is still dark out there.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 19:44 [Preview] No.752738 del
carry a stick
the boongs might start to glow in the dark

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 19:46 [Preview] No.752739 del
thinking about how I still haven't finished the splinter cell series after all these years

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 19:48 [Preview] No.752740 del
Oh well. You can learn with time and build up a repertoire. You can show your co-workers the new stuff gradually. Maybe they'll say what they wanna hear instead of trying to guess it.
As Lenin said: practice, practice, practice. Actually he might have said something else, oh well.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 20:02 [Preview] No.752741 del
A pinch and a punch for the first of the month!

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.752742 del
Motherbat and Sweetie sleeping in.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.752743 del
Thank you. It is traditional to pinch the arm though, not the arse.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.752744 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.752745 del
It's falling out of me.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:05 [Preview] No.752746 del
No it isn't.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:10 [Preview] No.752747 del
I doubt it has ever fallen out of him at all.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:11 [Preview] No.752748 del
>The Ukraine conflict is a face-off between two Slavic nations in which the rest of the world should not get involved, Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban has said.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:12 [Preview] No.752749 del
a pretty hot take from the Orbster (that’s what his friends call him)

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:15 [Preview] No.752750 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nG67fBYtV_A [Embed]
>New Jersey Man Drives Into Police Station Blasting “Welcome to the Jungle,” Celebrates Arrest

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.752751 del
IT made a gurgling sound from all the grease yesterday too

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:16 [Preview] No.752752 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:17 [Preview] No.752753 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:19 [Preview] No.752754 del
I wonder how foolish the NEET who was attempting to evict the Possum feels this morning.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:25 [Preview] No.752755 del
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Perhaps like this

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.752756 del
Cut hay yesterday, no fever. Feelsgoodman

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.752757 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nxH4IjK7yAQ [Embed]

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.752758 del
He could have befriended the Possum and made an ally for life. Instead he started this feud which will end with his own destruction.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:40 [Preview] No.752759 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TUgwg-kvvcA [Embed]

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.752760 del
Looks like her own ribs are wrapped in a corset.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.752761 del
I hope he shows up for the moofie tonight.

I am thinking of creating a playlist of music before the moofie.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.752762 del
>I hope he shows up for the moofie tonight.
I don't think marsupials can use computers but we will see.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.752763 del
Will he turn up if I create the playlist?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:47 [Preview] No.752764 del
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NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:48 [Preview] No.752765 del
Will Aqua's Barbie Girl be on it?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.752766 del
I was thinking a remix, but it can be. Should be the last one.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.752767 del
possum still in roof space. Dont think he can get down. sometimes they dont leave the nest if its raining.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.752769 del
Sober October starts on Tuesday

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 22:16 [Preview] No.752770 del
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got no energy again. Why am I like this?

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 22:17 [Preview] No.752771 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 22:18 [Preview] No.752772 del
May as well Start on January 1st now.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 22:19 [Preview] No.752773 del
...of 2025

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.752774 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.752775 del
I'll try my best
thank you for your time neet

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 22:25 [Preview] No.752776 del
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NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 22:27 [Preview] No.752777 del
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NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 22:29 [Preview] No.752778 del
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the promised land

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 22:50 [Preview] No.752779 del
He'll be lucky to get a corner of the shed after they take the house.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 22:51 [Preview] No.752780 del

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 23:01 [Preview] No.752781 del
I seem to recall someone mentioning a King George whiting breakfast.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.752782 del
With olive oil and freshly squeezed lemon please.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 23:02 [Preview] No.752783 del
Tiffin can hook us up with the lemons.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.752784 del
Going to have a shower.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 23:14 [Preview] No.752785 del
Give your gape a good scrub.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 23:49 [Preview] No.752786 del
Maybe I should try and snare the little prick up in the roofspace.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 23:51 [Preview] No.752787 del
I hope you have your affairs in order.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 23:53 [Preview] No.752788 del
The toilet brush goes right in.

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 23:55 [Preview] No.752789 del
binged again, 220g of aldi choc nougat cookies

NEET 09/30/2023 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.752790 del
It was only sensible to finish off the pack once it was opened.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.752791 del
Yes he did the right thing, they would only have gone stale.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:11 [Preview] No.752792 del
Food waste is a big problem in our society.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.752793 del
Not in my household. I was brought up proper.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:19 [Preview] No.752794 del
They're starving back in China so finish what you got.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:25 [Preview] No.752795 del
its just a damn roof rat, what are you talking rubbish for?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:28 [Preview] No.752796 del
Is that what they're for?!

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:37 [Preview] No.752797 del

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.752798 del
for when toilet paper just isn't up to the challenge

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.752799 del
Has anyone seen Little Shop Of Horrors? Is it worthy of being the womboflix halloween movie?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:44 [Preview] No.752800 del
its shit

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.752801 del
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>damn roof rat,

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:46 [Preview] No.752802 del
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Vote YES for crimson peak 2015 halloween moofie

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:50 [Preview] No.752803 del

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 00:54 [Preview] No.752804 del
Would make a good Vocaroo.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:12 [Preview] No.752805 del
Took Motherbat to the markets and for a drive through Port Elliot, Middleton, and Goolwa. She bought me a $5 hard cover Corvette book (CORVETTE: The Legend Lives) and a $7 '84 Corvette Hot Wheels car still in box.
Got a six inch subway and a bottle of sauvignon blanc for lunch. The wine was a guilt purchase because we parked in the hotel carpark to go to Subway.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:15 [Preview] No.752806 del
>'84 Corvette Hot Wheels car still in box
I wish I had a mother like that.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.752807 del
Sounds like a nice outing.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.752808 del
Yes, it was quite nice.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:16 [Preview] No.752809 del
I have made a 30 minute playlist. I will arrive 40 minutes before 7 PM (AEST) and provide a link to it in the chat.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.752810 del

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:17 [Preview] No.752811 del
I will be bobbing and jigging around.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:20 [Preview] No.752812 del
Might say something nordy.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.752813 del
It be an event not to miss.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No.752814 del
Hold it back for tonights playlist please.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:24 [Preview] No.752815 del
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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.752816 del
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Called up my mate and convinced him to vote NO.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.752817 del
garn start ordering groceries online direct to boot - I can't be trusted to go into stores anymore

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.752818 del

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:26 [Preview] No.752819 del
I'm still looking for a highly racist movie involving boongs to play on referendum day

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.752820 del
spiltcodee everywhere

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:27 [Preview] No.752821 del
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This one is reality based.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.752822 del
How about The Proposition that had a boong getting his head blown off.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:29 [Preview] No.752823 del
shirt covered in coffee but no clean shirts

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:32 [Preview] No.752824 del
might put my jamies back on and open some wine

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:33 [Preview] No.752825 del
Asked for different mayo on the orig fillet boigs
Means they have to be fresh

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.752826 del
Let us know how it goes.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.752827 del
Assembled fresh. the burger patties could have been there all day.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:37 [Preview] No.752828 del
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have a little dance neet

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:38 [Preview] No.752829 del

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:46 [Preview] No.752830 del
She 100% knows about the vette.
Bet Bill couldn't keep his mouth shut

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:47 [Preview] No.752831 del
I told her about it a week before I drove to the national convention in Ballarat.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:51 [Preview] No.752832 del
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Vote for this.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:52 [Preview] No.752833 del
I just left with a shopping basket full of chips and lollies.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:53 [Preview] No.752834 del
They've only been open for an hour.
The patties are lightly golden and are still very juicy.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:54 [Preview] No.752835 del
What was her response?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:56 [Preview] No.752836 del
She took it well. I did post about it here at the time.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.752837 del
I mustn't have been paying attention.
Did you tell her how long you have had it?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 01:59 [Preview] No.752838 del
>I did post about it here at the time.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:01 [Preview] No.752839 del
LoreNEET's Excel Workbook must be a sight to behold.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.752840 del
>7 months ago

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:04 [Preview] No.752841 del
>Can't remember what I did yesterday

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:05 [Preview] No.752842 del
That Possum probably has him hogtied right now.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:06 [Preview] No.752843 del
Read the posts you miss.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:07 [Preview] No.752844 del
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what did you get?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:08 [Preview] No.752845 del
The TV news did a hitpiece on Cliev's "Nazi" car the other night.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:10 [Preview] No.752846 del
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The man is walking on water

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.752847 del
wanna rub his tummy

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:26 [Preview] No.752848 del
Coconut roughs, strawberry freddos, cherry ripe bites, BBQ rice crackers, chicken twisties, Smith's subway chicken teryaki chips.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:29 [Preview] No.752849 del
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I want to watch that too

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:30 [Preview] No.752850 del

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:32 [Preview] No.752851 del
Might go and shit on that boong's grave.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.752852 del

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:34 [Preview] No.752853 del
Dan made a statue of him, so I heard

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.752854 del
I'm going to have a fish off Waitpinga beach tomorrow mording. Got the 10 and 12 footers out and some 5 or 6 inch soft lures. Sweetie would probably like the road trip and the beach, but she's an unpredictable boong off the leash.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:37 [Preview] No.752855 del
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Look at how our girl mogs Daddario.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.752856 del
Tearing down statues of White men who built the country and replacing them with a statue of a convicted heroin addict, thief, degenerate homosexual.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:38 [Preview] No.752857 del
All good except that veiny hoof.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:39 [Preview] No.752858 del
Want to go to sleep but can't get to sleep. feel awful.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.752859 del
Detailed review of the chips please.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.752860 del
We will sing you a lullaby shortly

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:46 [Preview] No.752861 del
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the left cant meme it can only humiliate

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:47 [Preview] No.752862 del
Lucky neet.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.752863 del
The other Possums are coming from far and wide tonight. They're going to cook him on a spit.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:48 [Preview] No.752864 del
>she's an unpredictable boong off the leash.
Is she black?

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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:49 [Preview] No.752866 del
She was literally rescued from the APY lands.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 02:58 [Preview] No.752868 del
My girl.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 03:09 [Preview] No.752869 del
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face dox

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 03:10 [Preview] No.752870 del
imagine having a titty that close to your face

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 03:12 [Preview] No.752871 del
One mandarin, half a punnet strawberrys and an avocado down the hatch.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 03:16 [Preview] No.752872 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.752873 del
she has got a nice face, for a giantess, I'll give her that

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.752874 del
might watch some Aliens

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 03:30 [Preview] No.752875 del
She would have a deep bagina

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.752876 del
why did they call them face huggers and not fuggers?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 03:35 [Preview] No.752877 del
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wanted to avoid an R rating I guess

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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 03:45 [Preview] No.752879 del
she wanked me off once and then we went and got a curry down at the chippy

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 03:47 [Preview] No.752880 del
Did she poo in street afterwards?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 03:54 [Preview] No.752881 del

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 04:10 [Preview] No.752882 del
>tfw thinking about the Shed arc

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 04:23 [Preview] No.752883 del
having a glenmorangie and pebsi that expired 18 months ago

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 04:28 [Preview] No.752884 del
Wasted whole day, woe

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 04:32 [Preview] No.752885 del
Might vilify one of you shortly.

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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 04:51 [Preview] No.752887 del
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Debicki on the commune.

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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 04:54 [Preview] No.752889 del
Good luck, hope you get a few bites.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 04:55 [Preview] No.752890 del
She'll wear sun dresses, or lingerie, or nuthink. Not the bullshit depicted here.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.752891 del
Hopefully he gets some fish too.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.752892 del
also bikinis if we go surfing or spear fishing

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 04:57 [Preview] No.752893 del
They were on special, next to some red rooster flavoured ones. I think it was $1.50 per 100g.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.752894 del
And silly long legged boong dogs.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.752895 del
What did you have the avo with?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 05:00 [Preview] No.752896 del
the idea of a woman with a healthy waist to hip ratio requiring braces on her dress is just dumb

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 05:04 [Preview] No.752897 del
She has no hips, they'll fall down.

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There's a bit of a tail.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 05:20 [Preview] No.752899 del
The playlist length is growing...

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 05:29 [Preview] No.752900 del
Stop touching it.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.752901 del
Subway was out of bread
Double big mac with bacon for lununcchchh

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.752902 del
>Subway was out of bread
lol why even stay open

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 05:39 [Preview] No.752903 del
We're going to Bonnie Doon!
We're going to Bonnie Doon!
We're going to Bonnie Doon!

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 05:46 [Preview] No.752904 del
The shops are all shut tomorrow. I'm going to die.

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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 05:52 [Preview] No.752906 del
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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 05:54 [Preview] No.752907 del
enough to hold on to

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No.752908 del
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>Donald Trump called for shooting store robbers on Friday in a bleak speech to California Republicans –and warned “this country will die!” if Joe Biden remained president.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.752909 del
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H-he came back from exile on krypton to save the world, Right?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:04 [Preview] No.752911 del
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This is why I dont buy consumer products made by brown hands.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:05 [Preview] No.752912 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:13 [Preview] No.752913 del
There are so many better options than McDonald's.

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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:15 [Preview] No.752915 del
Up from a TWO HOUR NAP.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:16 [Preview] No.752916 del

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:20 [Preview] No.752917 del
I forgot about this level of trump

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:27 [Preview] No.752918 del
>One mandarin, half a punnet strawberrys

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.752919 del
going to have another nap

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:42 [Preview] No.752920 del
Lazy NEET.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.752921 del
made three tendie boigs

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:46 [Preview] No.752923 del
You did not.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.752924 del
I meant three tendies on a boig, not three boigs

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.752925 del
raped a rude neet thrice

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:47 [Preview] No.752926 del
You mong.

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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.752931 del
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Barbie (2023) will be on in 1 hour neets: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.752932 del
I bought the good niece a Barbie Corvette Hot Wheels as a stocking stuffer today.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.752933 del
Rape and molestation

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:02 [Preview] No.752934 del
Too soon

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:03 [Preview] No.752935 del
We have dance party 30-40 minutes before

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.752936 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.752937 del
Not a comfy thread today

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:10 [Preview] No.752938 del
Listening to country trucking hits

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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.752940 del
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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.752941 del

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.752942 del
The playlist is ready.
It needs to be added.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.752943 del
What happens if you don't pay traffic fines neets? Can you serve time in jail instead of paying the fine? I'm poor.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.752944 del
no you just lose your license and get other annoyance sanctions. Jail is for criminals like cruisey.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:52 [Preview] No.752945 del
for a set amount of time or do you lose it forever?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.752946 del
Depends on your state and how upfront you are with your circumstances. Some states will let you negotiate payment plans to let you get your licence.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.752947 del
they got rid of the jail option because based cunts were opting to do 48-72 hours in prison instead of paying

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.752948 del
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Get in here neets - we're watching Barbie (2023) https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 08:03 [Preview] No.752949 del
Just drive without a license.
What are they gonna do, suspend your license?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.752950 del
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Depends what state you live in.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.752951 del
the state hates it because it costs like $1000 per day per prisoner

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.752952 del
And you can rape all you want in prison.
If they charge you for rape you will just spend longer in jail where you can rape even more.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 08:34 [Preview] No.752953 del

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.752954 del
Gone to bed. Early start tomorrow.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.752955 del
Missing the moofie.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.752956 del
Night neet.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.