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NEET General #739 - Circumambulation Edition NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No. 753099
The goal of psychic development is the self. There is no linear evolution; there is only a circumambulation of the self. Uniform development exists, at most, at the beginning; later, everything points toward the centre.

Old Thread:>>752038

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 19:53 [Preview] No.753100 del
I tried making a thread several times but couldn't.
Took Sweetie for a walk.
Back hurts.
Will go to Waitpinga shortly.

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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.753102 del
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My thread was goign to be a Barbie Girl thread. Life in plastic. I'm a spastic.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.753103 del
good morning neets

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.753104 del

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.753105 del
Good evening, fella.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.753106 del
why is my flat so dusty all the time? I don't even have a carpet

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 20:59 [Preview] No.753107 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.753108 del
From outside and opening the windows?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.753109 del
Good morning NEETs.
Set my alarm for 6.30. Second day in a row. Getting a routine started.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 21:11 [Preview] No.753110 del
NEETs are going to get stuck in the old thread. Not good.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 21:12 [Preview] No.753111 del
>Will go to Waitpinga shortly.
Good luck NEET. King George Whiting feed.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.753112 del
If you google what causes dust you will find the answer. I'm not going to do it, I don't want to know. A lot of it is probably nasty stuff.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 21:24 [Preview] No.753114 del
Big piss and hard poo

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.753115 del
>It said ambulances also had to recently race to a man with constipation, a 47-year-old with diarrhoea and stomach pain and a 45-year-old with shoulder pain that was categorised as “code 1 chest pain”.
>All these Victorians had phoned triple zero to request an ambulance.

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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 21:51 [Preview] No.753119 del
dont rust your iphone

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.753120 del
we will have fewer neets, but better ones

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 21:59 [Preview] No.753121 del
Beautiful. How many whiting so far?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 21:59 [Preview] No.753122 del
>Uniform development
Getting big in all directions

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:00 [Preview] No.753123 del
Lemon juice and pepper

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:02 [Preview] No.753124 del
Wonderful. Thank you.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.753125 del
That Chinese one seems resilient.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.753126 del
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This week on womboflix...
There will be no Wednesday night tv. Instead, on Friday we will be streaming Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011). I'm also expecting Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning (2023) to be out on bit torrent next week, and we'll be watching it the same day it gets released.

On Saturday shibs will be introducing us to the wonderful world of Serbian anime or something. No womboflix moofie.

On Sunday the master thespian Steven Segal stars in Under Siege (1992)

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.753127 del
Lovely pictures.
Chortled at the webm.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:05 [Preview] No.753128 del
>master thespian Steven Seagull
Good to see you putting some respect on his name.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.753129 del
>Chortled at the webm.
There are many Cruiseys but only one Webby.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:11 [Preview] No.753130 del
There is noone else like him

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.753131 del
no one voted for stegal

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:13 [Preview] No.753132 del
>the webm
That's an mp4 NEETo.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:15 [Preview] No.753133 del
new episodes of beyond creepy and bedtime stories are out:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gB4fmO6O3Wk [Embed]
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JUhixsXyOHA [Embed]

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:16 [Preview] No.753134 del
Yes they did.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.753135 del
It would have been a good thread.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:33 [Preview] No.753137 del

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.753138 del
since when are you awake at this hour?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 22:39 [Preview] No.753139 del
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damn that place looks really nice >>753118
are you fat?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.753140 del
I call up 000 to tell them that I hate them

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:05 [Preview] No.753141 del
webby's just on the bulking phase of his gym workout

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:07 [Preview] No.753142 del
He's on the seafood diet... if he sees food he eats it.

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NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:18 [Preview] No.753144 del
Quantity has a quality of its own

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:26 [Preview] No.753145 del
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Watching a ufo case where two guys were out fishing and got abducted by mummy like aliens. Thinking of webby.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:27 [Preview] No.753146 del
>mummy like aliens
khazar milkers?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.753147 del
Sometimes banners get added without council approval or notification.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.753148 del
Back from an easy wage.
Garn sell the old car today.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.753149 del
he might have a large shirt idk
well bantered

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.753150 del
>Garn sell the old car today.
Big sale?

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.753151 del
Basically giving it away. It's been in the garage for a year.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:53 [Preview] No.753152 del
Still asking for a grand.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:55 [Preview] No.753153 del
Simple as.

NEET 10/01/2023 (Sun) 23:56 [Preview] No.753154 del
If it runs it is worth more than that.

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:01 [Preview] No.753156 del
Yeah. It's pretty beat up from that hail storm a couple of years ago but used to run alright.
The battery is dead but is on the charge now (I never took the leads off). It turned over yesterday.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.753157 del
feeling munted, need more sleep, can't seem to get it

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.753158 del
thinking about getting some kfc

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:16 [Preview] No.753159 del
Are you selling it to a friend? You would be being too generous to a stranger.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:18 [Preview] No.753160 del
10 pack of wicked wings please.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:20 [Preview] No.753161 del
I'll be getting a bucket for one. Two of them.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:21 [Preview] No.753162 del
>It's pretty beat up from that hail storm
Are you stating this on the ad?

It might turn people off. If you say, sold "as is" then advise anyone who comes around to look at it of the damage.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.753163 del
7xl shirt I bought down to wear to lunch doesn't do up without the two halves gaping between the buttons

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.753164 del
Sort of a stranger. I've met them once.
They might end up as clients though, so quid pro quo or whatever.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:24 [Preview] No.753165 del
I'm more than upfront. I probably almost talked them out of it.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:25 [Preview] No.753166 del
Wrap a bedsheet around your torso to wear as an undershirt.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:26 [Preview] No.753167 del
BCF review is taking a while to be approved. Probably because of the 'Voting No' username.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:28 [Preview] No.753168 del
5 star review?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:30 [Preview] No.753169 del
1 star.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:31 [Preview] No.753170 del
Return it for a refund.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:34 [Preview] No.753171 del
That might be it.

I know hail damage can also be an issue with insurance. I am not sure if it applies to third party in the same way, but it could be considered a "write off" because of it.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:52 [Preview] No.753172 del
You are an inspiration to us all.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.753173 del
It was a write off, but I didn't have insurance.
I've told them all this.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 00:59 [Preview] No.753174 del
I'm drunk
and at 6:30 I have to be at work
fuck life

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 01:01 [Preview] No.753175 del
Will anyone check that you're drunk though?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.753176 del
Unfortunately I feel a lot better after that kfc. Fast food addiction.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 01:15 [Preview] No.753177 del
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Bugs and weeds have been poisoned.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 01:16 [Preview] No.753178 del
I hope you wore proper ppe neet

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 01:19 [Preview] No.753179 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 01:23 [Preview] No.753180 del
Which neet will be first in the race to 8XL?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 01:24 [Preview] No.753181 del
The machine requires intake.
6 cones and a stando in.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 01:27 [Preview] No.753182 del
Big sleep, still tired.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 01:35 [Preview] No.753183 del
The real executives don't admit it. I think Cruisey might already be at 8XL.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 01:38 [Preview] No.753184 del
hiding his power level. Smart

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.753186 del
I need to spend less time on my phone at night and in the morning.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:04 [Preview] No.753187 del
140kg at 175cm.

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:08 [Preview] No.753189 del
Slightly overweight. Nothing to worry about.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:10 [Preview] No.753190 del
Kill em all

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.753191 del
It's I killer

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:14 [Preview] No.753192 del
What are the height/girth requirements to make the grade?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:18 [Preview] No.753193 del
What are you doing on it? Games?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:20 [Preview] No.753194 del
took her for a toasted sandwich and a coffee at the cafe
got a woolies chook for dinner and sweatie

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:21 [Preview] No.753195 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:23 [Preview] No.753196 del
Mindlessly scrolling twitter and telegram.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:24 [Preview] No.753197 del
>Your BMI is considered
obese (49.6)
Webby is getting close to nuro-terrority (50s).

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:26 [Preview] No.753198 del
I'm not planning on sticking around once Mum and Sweaty have gone. Life is like a Womboflix screening: if you've seen half and it has been shit, you might as well close the tab.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:29 [Preview] No.753199 del
Don't be like that weber. You need to see a doctor and get yourself a nice mail order bride to bring you under control.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.753200 del
>twitter and telegram.
You into political shit?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:30 [Preview] No.753201 del
>woolies chook
Save me the oysters please. Sweetie can have a shmacko.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.753202 del
Not the political stuff in the ideological sense, more the news about what is happening with various wars and conflicts.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:36 [Preview] No.753203 del
Weber flogged Cruisey after he tried giving Sweetie some cooked chicken bones once.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:39 [Preview] No.753204 del
He stopped the flogging once it became clear Cruisey was aroused.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.753205 del
Going to have a shower.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:42 [Preview] No.753206 del
I had to stop and catch my breath twice leaving the beach this morning.

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was going to mention the crocs add a few cm's

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.753208 del
168kg or 168cm? Or both?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:43 [Preview] No.753209 del
You need an eeb.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.753210 del
probably closer to 145kg now though

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.753211 del
It was the weight of all the fish you caught.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 02:44 [Preview] No.753212 del
>Life is like a Womboflix screening
I'm a professional, I have to stick around until the end, even if I'm falling asleep by the last 30 minutes.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 03:00 [Preview] No.753213 del
If we live long enough maybe the technology will exist to fix us. Make us young and happy.

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Cruisey this one is you.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.753216 del
I’ll take care off the Vette. It can live happily with the Lancia.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 03:09 [Preview] No.753217 del
a guy came around trying to give me an app he said was free and would help me monitor my electricity smart meter, told him to go away

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 03:10 [Preview] No.753218 del
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Sounds like the sort of thing they hire Pajeets to do.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.753219 del
this guy was white, which is why I listened to him for long enough to find out what he wanted

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 03:17 [Preview] No.753220 del
wishful thinking neet

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 03:25 [Preview] No.753221 del
Fuck off with your obnoxious trauma memes. They're all fucking awful and unwanted.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.753222 del
Once I get my Elon Musk brain chip things will start to improve.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.753223 del
Your unpleasant tone has retraumatised me.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 03:49 [Preview] No.753224 del
He should take Monk in like a pet, they would have endless fun as webby takes him for his daily walk and he could teach him to fetch a wine bottle and at the end of the day monk would curl up at his feet and drift off into sleep.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.753225 del
Just did a racism on r/friendlyjordies

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 03:56 [Preview] No.753227 del
I'd make you clean it up

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 03:57 [Preview] No.753228 del
I wouldn't be able to see it through my tears.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 04:25 [Preview] No.753229 del
>you might as well close the tab.
I'll try to visit. What would you like me to bring along, some goon?

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 04:36 [Preview] No.753231 del
I'll traumatise your arse.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 04:45 [Preview] No.753232 del
He exudes fuckwit.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zXHoa1G_0co [Embed]

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 04:49 [Preview] No.753234 del
Yes, dunno what to do with it. Maybe Risotto?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 04:51 [Preview] No.753235 del
back on the pajeet youtube videos, very ashamed

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.753236 del
The what?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.753237 del
I really don't want webby to die.

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 05:35 [Preview] No.753241 del
I like mine rare, but that's excessive

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.753242 del
Debicki wouldn't eat me.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 05:39 [Preview] No.753243 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LDU_Txk06tM [Embed]

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 05:40 [Preview] No.753244 del
Foot long italian herbs which chicken terriyaki, salami, and cheddar. Toasted. Onion, lettuce, spinach, salt and pepper, honey mussy
Blue flavoured V. Very filling but probably not worth 24 bucks.
Got a haircut from the annoying woman. Thankfully she kept her pie hole shut. Shitty haircut as expected.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.753245 del
Sounds like a good feed.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 05:44 [Preview] No.753246 del
Which neet are you?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 05:45 [Preview] No.753248 del
"a moment on the lips is a lifetime on the hips"

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 05:46 [Preview] No.753249 del
Please spoiler such images.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 05:49 [Preview] No.753250 del
Going to the gym tonight for the first time in three or four weeks.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 05:52 [Preview] No.753251 del
Lift an extra 30kg for me please.

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.753254 del
Chicko roll, corn nuggets and a nuked zinger with popcorn chicken in it.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:01 [Preview] No.753255 del
>a nuked zinger with popcorn chicken in it.
Number of paper towels?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:10 [Preview] No.753256 del
Used the popcorn chicken as the paper towel.

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.753258 del
Back on the Norm McDonald videos

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I'm an indoor bug/bacteria farmer

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:16 [Preview] No.753260 del
Weren't you Chinese?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:22 [Preview] No.753261 del
Weetbix for early dinner. Going to go to the gym tonight. Bye for now.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.753262 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.753263 del
Weet-bix are a breakfast food. Highly irregular.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.753264 del
I regret to inform you that I just had sausages and eggs and toast for dindins

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:30 [Preview] No.753265 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:36 [Preview] No.753266 del
That is acceptable for a Sunday or public holiday monday supper.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:39 [Preview] No.753267 del
I didn't stop eating

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Go on...

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:41 [Preview] No.753269 del
What did you have?

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:44 [Preview] No.753271 del
It's our nature, always searching for the next meal

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.753272 del
this jiff doesn't move

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.753274 del
it only animates when you change your overeating ways

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.753275 del
I think the"I need Mr Big, nothing else fits" one is the best.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.753277 del
Possum is a good poet.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:54 [Preview] No.753278 del
The garlic bread is his muse. It destroyed his body while at the same time elevating his poetic soul.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 06:58 [Preview] No.753279 del
>elevating his poetic soul.
This one was also good.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:01 [Preview] No.753280 del
custard tart for pudding

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:02 [Preview] No.753281 del
family sized?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:03 [Preview] No.753282 del
just an individual one
had half a chicken and a pot of coleslaw for mains

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:05 [Preview] No.753283 del
Bloated, gurgling and gasping.

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.753286 del
You should watch Dirty Work (1998).

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.753287 del
they are going to throttle the racisim out of the AI image generator soon.

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.753289 del
Very hungry, eating random trash from cupboard.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.753290 del
Like most execs.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.753291 del
People can always spin up their own instances of open source AIs and set the constraints, if any.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:17 [Preview] No.753293 del
I'd fly about the universe with him if the ship was comfy enough. Better than here.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:27 [Preview] No.753294 del
I know the KFC one is AI-generated, but the others...

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:32 [Preview] No.753295 del
Garn bottle-o. Shopping for one(1).

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.753296 del
Pink moscato?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.753297 del
The last one was made with brown hands as shown.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.753298 del
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Nice 👍 Lamb has bee cheap lately.

Probably just going serve with some hommus and hash browns and have an extremely early one. Today was a day of rest.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.753299 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.753300 del
sounds pretty tasty

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.753301 del
Well convected. Based.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.753302 del
I hate it when you accidentally spill the lawn clippings onto your roasting lamb. Happens too often.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.753303 del
I turned the volume on the photo up to full but couldn't hear anything.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.753304 del
A real NEET who can handle a roast lamb

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.753305 del
Scared of going to Dan's because the man remembers me too well.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.753306 del
is there a BWS or LiquorLand nearby?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.753307 del
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i duno if i like the new art, its kinda hideous like fake flowers or those horriffic dolls that look like newborn babies, but its got shock value combined with its prolific output and thats sure to get up the leftys and jew lovers like cruisey, so on balance its a good thing.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.753308 del
Sober October starts tomorrow.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:45 [Preview] No.753309 del
A new age of AI pepe is dawning, I fear nothing can save paint

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.753310 del
His is tiny.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:49 [Preview] No.753311 del
Nuro is going to return to his usual narcissistic ways once he feels comfortable again.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.753312 del
Starving and depressed. The diet life is no good NEETs.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.753313 del
Goading banned neets is like tapping on the glass in the aquarium.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:51 [Preview] No.753314 del
Can a man ever be comfortable sleeping in a toilet?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:52 [Preview] No.753315 del
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Today was meant to be a waterfast but I was engorging myself on feed within minutes of waking (at noon).
Just too powerful for this poofter shit.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:54 [Preview] No.753316 del
Maybe all the methane has caused brain damage? It would explain his memory issues although that is mostly all the drinking and drugs.
He is defacto unbanned as /ausneets/ no longer has rules it would seem.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.753317 del
sometimes it just feels right

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:58 [Preview] No.753318 del
I saw a cunt just like that in Aldi the other day. Probably the fattest man I've ever seen in the flesh.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.753319 del
you're not a thursday night neet council regular, are you?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.753320 del
It's the angle.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.753321 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.753322 del
That is a disgusting amount of rosemary. Absolutely nigger-tier.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.753323 del
neet fight club starts tomorrow, gonna get fit

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:05 [Preview] No.753324 del
His toaster is disgustingly filthy too.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.753325 del
I can't even look at myself in a mirror.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.753326 del
Weber should get a big grill like that

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:12 [Preview] No.753327 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:13 [Preview] No.753328 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.753329 del
>a big grill

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:18 [Preview] No.753330 del
A girl sized roast.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:24 [Preview] No.753331 del
Just ordered $500 of vinyl. Some for me some for Christmas presents.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.753332 del
But Nuro I dont have a turn table.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:26 [Preview] No.753333 del
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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.753334 del
Has IGA returned or is it just nuro at the moment?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.753335 del
I am looking forward to Cringemass.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:30 [Preview] No.753336 del
We have seen nuro fry shit in a pan and roast lamb, perhaps this year he will roast a rosemary encrusted shit?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.753337 del
Fucking hot outside. I hate daylight savings.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:34 [Preview] No.753338 del
Someone sure is trying hard to GOAD.

GOAD harder harder cunt. ChickenShit chink Dinner ain’t gonna save you. The sheriff IMISSFATHER is back in town. >>753334

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.753339 del
IGAY never left, he is 80% of the posts here.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.753340 del
See >>753338
It has happened already.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.753341 del
The absolute state of this Board and the poor BO’s that have to deal with mentally ill fatherless cunt.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.753342 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:41 [Preview] No.753343 del
the retard chinkshit dinner just made a safe space for the board cringe. Now there is little hope IGAY will off itself,
>sad face emoji

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:43 [Preview] No.753344 del
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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.753345 del
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I dont speak cringe so most of what IGAY posts is incomprehensible to me.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.753346 del
New One Piece opening song is bussin'.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:44 [Preview] No.753347 del
Queen of Scotty.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:45 [Preview] No.753348 del
Fucking hell, back to nuro schizoshit again. Bye neets, I'm going to the gym now.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:46 [Preview] No.753349 del
The show never ceases >>753238

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:47 [Preview] No.753350 del
You were always going to the gym. Don’t forget your towel.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.753351 del
Do you wash your phone?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:50 [Preview] No.753352 del
Grab a clean towel this time.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:53 [Preview] No.753353 del
Having heaps of fun triggering normies on reddit by posting about boong cannibalism
Laughing for no reason

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:54 [Preview] No.753354 del
Livin' the dream.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:55 [Preview] No.753355 del
Post the Youtube link please.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:58 [Preview] No.753356 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-57JMrU1gOY [Embed]

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.753357 del
Spoilers for everything
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DNC28dpB9_Y [Embed]

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 08:59 [Preview] No.753358 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.753359 del
Pussy : possum bussy

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.753360 del
Its shit. Attack on Titan had good songs.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.753361 del
I still find it funny the original studio that made the show dumped it.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:08 [Preview] No.753362 del
Did we ever get an update on whether the car is running now?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:12 [Preview] No.753363 del
Just got back from teh bottle-o, what did I miss?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.753364 del
Better read the posts I've missed before 'that NEET' replies with "Read the posts you missed".

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.753365 del
"Read the posts you missed"

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:20 [Preview] No.753366 del
Created Motherbat a new email address and cut everything over to it. Painful.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:22 [Preview] No.753367 del
You did well NEET.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:26 [Preview] No.753368 del
In an absolutely manic mood, laughing hysterically
Can't wait to choof later

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:27 [Preview] No.753369 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.753370 del
Some of BEST A's finest boxed wine and bottled stout.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.753371 del
Fell asleep for an hour. Dreamed I said something racist at the table of brotherhood and made the former slave owners laugh

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.753372 del
Done. It was only a minor spergout, nothing like the old days.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:30 [Preview] No.753373 del
Lucky bugger.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.753374 del
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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.753375 del
What's for breakkie, Big Fella?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:34 [Preview] No.753376 del
Tears of laughter, oh my god
Still never doing the census

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.753377 del
Did that last fine ever reach you?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.753378 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.753379 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:38 [Preview] No.753380 del
Its a banger.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.753381 del
Maybe they're still sending mail to my old address

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.753382 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AXGP4Sez_Us [Embed]

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:45 [Preview] No.753383 del
Ungh I want to go to sleep but I promised to listen to the boomer online meetup.
15 min to go.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.753384 del
The former slaves weren't there though, I've never seen a mobile phone or a nigger in my dreams

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.753385 del
He's a legend.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:50 [Preview] No.753386 del
Fuksake they are blathering about magnets now. I'm in hell. Say no Boomers in U3A neets

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:51 [Preview] No.753388 del
You need better and positive content in your life.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:53 [Preview] No.753390 del
That reminded me that I saved this for Cruisey too.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.753391 del
no its about gyroscopes i'm mistaken, although I'm still insanely bored.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.753393 del
Forget the fucking car I want an update on those misplaced groceries!

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 09:58 [Preview] No.753394 del
Fugg they are reading off wiki pages. UHHHHHHHH

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.753395 del
it's neet comfy hour again neets - what are you watching on youtube?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.753396 del
managed to stop bingeing after that kfc bucket for 1 at lunchtime

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.753397 del
Retired to bed. Have to return to the desk whizzers tomorrow.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.753398 del
thank fuk thats over. im off to bed. coffee and cream day tmrw. look out.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.753399 del
Good night fellas

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 10:11 [Preview] No.753400 del
Well done.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.753401 del
Had butterbrot with red-currant jam, and milk.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.753402 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=BISFOw5TfUw [Embed]

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.753403 del
>in geopolitics India strengthening relations with Russia and China
>suddenly anti-Indian sentiment floods the internet like diarrhea

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.753404 del
I made a global report earlier about a bad thread, but it’s still there.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.753405 del
Thank you for your service.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.753406 del
At the gym. Doing badly lol.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.753407 del
Looking at 'how to survive while homeless' videos again

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.753408 del
Scary thunder

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.753409 del
Don't worry NEET, it will all be over in approximatley 700-posts time.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 11:14 [Preview] No.753410 del
I never saw an update about the rollmops.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 11:18 [Preview] No.753411 del
It honestly ain't that bad, if you have a car.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.753412 del
Not a comfy post

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.753413 del
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Noodles didn't live up to the hype today. Added too much water to defrost the broth, kinda watery

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 11:39 [Preview] No.753414 del
Well it looks good. What do you think of a combination of Hoyts chilli powder and sweet paprika in a chilli oil?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.753415 del
What a joyful woman.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.753416 del
Half a teaspoon of msg would have fixed them up.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.753417 del
Done at the gym. Okay sesh in the end. Definitely need to get back into it.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.753418 del
You did well to go, but you need to attend regularly from here on out.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.753419 del
Good on ya. Me too.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.753420 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:09 [Preview] No.753421 del
I miss my old neet fodder of two minute noodles with frozen vegetables and beef mince.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:11 [Preview] No.753422 del
Pick up the ingredients next shop.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.753423 del
I'm considering it.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.753424 del
Home Brand frozen veggies?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:21 [Preview] No.753425 del
Yeah, the Aldi ones. Bit of tomato paste to bind it. Looking forward to it now.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:22 [Preview] No.753426 del
Which brand/flavour of 2 minute noodles?
I like Maggi beef.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:23 [Preview] No.753427 del
>beef mince
la di da

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:24 [Preview] No.753428 del
Chilli oil is a pretty standard continent, I make jars and jars of it.

You can't use powdered spice because the hot oil will just burn it, and if your oil isn't hot enough you don't get an infusion.
You really shouldn't use roasted chilli flakes either because even these can burn.

I get whole bags of the Chinese style chilli flakes, but Indian ones are fine too. $8 will get you a shit load of the stuff. Ideally you want chilli flakes that aren't that hot but have a nice flavour.

So no and no, and that's just because you'll burn any powdered spice.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.753429 del
I actually used a quarter tsp of msg, because there's no soya here it needed the salt, so msg was a good edition.
Never bought into the MSG taboo, the problem is really culinary because when people first encounter a new seasoning many use way too much and put it in everything.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.753430 del
Yeah. The rest I keep homebrand except the tomato paste as I buy a brandname of that to get Australian tomatoes.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:30 [Preview] No.753431 del
>Australian tomatoes
I do that too. The cheap tomato paste is made in china, very sus.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:36 [Preview] No.753432 del
Everyone makes theirs a bit differently, I omit sesame seeds because they're a common allergen and you can always garnish with them, Chinese cinnamon is sold as "cassia" in Australia, it's cheaper and comes in the pho mix bags from your local Chinese store.

There's also no real reason you can't fry particular spices separately in order to strain them, specifically black cardamom and cloves because if someone gets a whole clove they're going to have a bad time

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 12:45 [Preview] No.753433 del
Tomatoes are mostly hydroponic so where they're grown doesn't really matter, and sauce is no place for snobbery.
The black and gold tomato paste is fine for most dishes, the supermarket brand passata is adequate, more expensive passata often isn't any better.

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Have a Blessed Day, Neets!!!

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.753435 del
>where they're grown doesn't really matter
It is the hygiene and quality standards that are the issue. Who knows what goes into a vat of chink tomato paste in the factory.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.753436 del
>tfw too gooned to give a coherent reply

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.753437 del
I belong in aninstitution

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 13:04 [Preview] No.753438 del
Who knows about any factory, that's industrial agriculture. Australian is better but there's a long line of priorities

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.753439 del
What really matters though is the place of origin.

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.753441 del
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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.753442 del
Cat is making ominous gurgling noises. Might put cat in a room with no carpet

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.753443 del
IT begins now. Steak and eggs. Couple tomatoes.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 13:49 [Preview] No.753444 del
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A bottle of wine to get started

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.753445 del
Egg/cottage cheese mix in teh oven. Time for the stek.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 16:42 [Preview] No.753446 del
Violent thunder and lightning has woken me up.

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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 17:52 [Preview] No.753448 del
Drinking coffee and Listening to some ELO. I might not go back to bed. Nose congested from hay fever.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 18:38 [Preview] No.753449 del
He said he didn't catch any, but later that day his clothes smelled of fried fish. King George Whiting. Lemon juice stains down the front of the 7XL blazer too.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.753450 del
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I am not accusing him of anything. I am just saying what I observed.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 18:56 [Preview] No.753451 del
Listening to some Keane. A very underrated band. One of my favourites.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Mw3VZhx4apE [Embed]

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 19:41 [Preview] No.753452 del
morning neets, had lots of dreams

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.753453 del
Good morning NEET. Tell me about these dreams. Were aliens involved?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 19:54 [Preview] No.753454 del
no, I was driving around a city, then walking around my neighbourhood, and a class of teenagers schoolkids came walking in the opposite direction, and I looked down at my knee and saw I was limping and realised I was an old man.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.753455 del
Literally me

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.753456 del
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Let's be careful out there neets.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 20:18 [Preview] No.753457 del
I just realised I have zero idea what bands zoomers are listening to these days.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.753458 del
Had a bad dream about a clearance operation. Might have to go back to the jungle to sort myself out

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 20:31 [Preview] No.753459 del
Very relatable. Fears inside us all. Uncomfortable truths.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 20:31 [Preview] No.753460 del
>a clearance operation
Items marked down on special?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.753461 del
> clearance operation
You need to clear that jungle

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 20:34 [Preview] No.753462 del
Feral brown people, radio dj music, Taylor swift. Nothing new under the sun.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.753463 del
Items rolling in off the back of trucks, stacked high in the corner of some truck bay, men carrying cans backwards and forwards, the mad rush for the last bag of rice, yelling, bossman on the intercom, supermarket is closing, silence.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 20:39 [Preview] No.753464 del
>the mad rush for the last bag of rice
Very evocative.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 20:50 [Preview] No.753465 del
The breed makes the difference.
The best can tomatoes are San Marzano

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.753466 del
I found it got brushed over very quickly.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.753467 del
Chef John has brainwashed you.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.753468 del
You want one slightly tart and very fleshy.
You'd know all about that.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:03 [Preview] No.753469 del
For a week the flags were fixed.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No.753470 del
Did you use a different domain?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.753471 del
No. It's just Shiban negging.
I'm not really sure what that word means but it feels appropriate.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.753472 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.753473 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.753474 del
Marzanos are very good, better than roma. The difficulty is getting soil grown tomatoes, even the ones which are theoretically soil grown are really no better they're still grown in the same bullshit potting mix

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.753475 del
You can tell that would never happen.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:07 [Preview] No.753476 del
Good luck NEET.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.753477 del
China have full automated hydro set ups that regulate humidity, wind flow and uv lights. Done in vertical pvc piping set ups.
There's a huge hydro tomato green house out near Gawler river where most of ours come from.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.753478 del
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I read a thing about how so many people lack v b12 because how we produce shit to sanitary.
We need dirt and crap in our diet.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.753479 del
Before the age of intensive farming and soil deficiency, humans would have been able to get their B12 by accidental ingestion of soil and manure in the same way as wild animals. It therefore appears that the most 'natural' way of consuming B12 is no longer applicable in the modern world.

A bit of dirt and poo makes you strong.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.753480 del
Isn't that only a problem for vegans? Us meat eaters should be getting plenty.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.753481 del
The Pan incident could be part of a historical cooking event.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.753482 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=TC3j-9K0pHU [Embed]

Take some advice from a professional soldier without borders like me: Sometimes operations dont go the way you planned and you have to do bad things to civilians but in the end of the day if there is no tape there is no tribunal.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.753483 del
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pajeet you have to go back

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:37 [Preview] No.753484 del
Morning. Didn't sleep, watched Q&A for ages and after smoking a cone I was daydreaming about getting called out on one of those shows and how I'd defend myself and portray my opinions.
Mummybot has brought one of the mongs home during her herding shifts for some reason

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:38 [Preview] No.753485 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 21:38 [Preview] No.753486 del
I hate that people do that. It's breaching her code of conduct and confidentiality agreement.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 22:00 [Preview] No.753487 del
Naked and dripping.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 22:07 [Preview] No.753488 del
No longer dripping

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 22:09 [Preview] No.753489 del
got to make a phone call. Can I get an ndis helper to do it for me?

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 22:16 [Preview] No.753490 del
Yes. I'm no longer naked though.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 22:19 [Preview] No.753491 del
>thinking about how the movie aliens and the video game franchise doom are basically the same thing, and that's why I like them both so much

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 22:32 [Preview] No.753492 del
Still looks good.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 22:36 [Preview] No.753493 del
Good pepe.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.753494 del
At the desk whizzers.
Voting no at lunchtime

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 22:40 [Preview] No.753495 del
Perhaps she is going to replace you.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 22:41 [Preview] No.753496 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 22:49 [Preview] No.753497 del

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 22:50 [Preview] No.753498 del
The neet council has advised me that you can vote for your favourite womboflix movies at the referendum next saturday, just write the movies you want into the box marked 'yes'

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.753499 del
Still looks good. in spite of your weight and age

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 23:01 [Preview] No.753500 del
Thanks Wizzy.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 23:15 [Preview] No.753501 del
I wonder how much Desk Whizzing is occurring.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.753502 del
Havent heard the possum in the roof last night. NBN chud coming today to look at the copper.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.753503 del
he's probably activated his cloaking device and is watching you right now

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.753504 del
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Thinking about KFC again.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 23:28 [Preview] No.753505 del
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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 23:33 [Preview] No.753506 del
>he doesn't know about the ASIO marsupial training experiments
This thing probably already has confirmed kills.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.753507 del
>Havent heard the possum in the roof
That's because he's inside the house. Get out now neet! Run!

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 23:40 [Preview] No.753508 del
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NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 23:51 [Preview] No.753509 del
Fate wants you to visit kfc today, that's why they brought out the new bucket for 1 deal. Probably you are destined to meet the drive-thru qt of your dreams there. I bet her shift has just started.

NEET 10/02/2023 (Mon) 23:57 [Preview] No.753510 del
Absolutely racking up the updoots on r/australia this morning

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 00:01 [Preview] No.753511 del
You must be saying some pretty soy things.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.753512 del
>bucket for 1 deal
Frugal feeds says it is no longer available.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 00:06 [Preview] No.753513 del
Big racism?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.753514 del
>you will never meet that drive thru qt

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.753515 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 00:26 [Preview] No.753516 del
Which post is yours?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 00:30 [Preview] No.753517 del
Might make a thread about my voting no and getting kfc for lunch later.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 00:45 [Preview] No.753518 del
>getting kfc
Big feed?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 00:53 [Preview] No.753519 del
Prolly a large stacker combo and that 24 nugs for $10 if they’re still doing it

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:05 [Preview] No.753520 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:17 [Preview] No.753521 del
watching Mando S03E08
Feel like a NPC

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.753522 del
oh cool, moff gideon has a robo strength power suit.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:24 [Preview] No.753523 del
>tfw severely depressed

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.753524 del
sweet they crashed a starship into poor ol moff's base after he broke the dark saber in a punch on with boca tan.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.753525 del
That "fandom" site is complete fucking cancer but there are no alternatives with many things. Frustrating.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.753526 del
Mando has got a pretty sweet shack and nice space ship but I dunno whats with the assassin droid, that seems to be some kind of in house meme.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.753527 del
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>assassin droid
Man, I had one of those back in KOTOR, the memories...

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:45 [Preview] No.753528 del
Good morning NEETs

So the lamb last night was revelation. Cooked it a bit differently to usual. Did not drown it in oil and garlic. Cooked it longer at lower heat and let it sit while I was riding and then sliced it and recooked the slices 10 minutes.

Much more evenly cooked, and served with just hommus and a hash brown instead of drowning myself in chips. Digested it’s properly, had a good sleep and feel recharged today.

LambNEET must of got a cursed sheep who raped and then undercooked and overate the serving.

TLDR don’t hate on lamb YMMV

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.753529 del
He was funny but not a very good party member combat wise.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.753530 del
Good morning NEET.


NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:49 [Preview] No.753531 del
Going to have a shower and go to Coles.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.753532 del
>recooked the slices
I am not sure about that Nuro. It doesn't sound based.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:50 [Preview] No.753533 del
You're banned, rockspider.
Fuck off.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.753534 del
as a stand up comedian, he killed it

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.753535 del
Big shop?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.753536 del
Pick me up a leg ham if they have them out please. The expensive free range one.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.753537 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:51 [Preview] No.753538 del
You are banned too, rockspider also.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.753539 del
Reasonably bantered.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:52 [Preview] No.753540 del
I was extrajudicially banned by chinkshitdinner and he no longer has any power here. So shut your fucking mouth and cope.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.753541 del
Will you pay me back?
>no u
Very poor response nuro, embarrassing.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:53 [Preview] No.753542 del
It was goondaddy that banned you. Chickendinner was the BO. Evidently you are too PILLBRAINED to remember.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:54 [Preview] No.753543 del
One NEET treat please.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:57 [Preview] No.753544 del
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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.753545 del
The NEET court has not been in session in years. Cruisey kept tampering with the jury.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.753546 del
I was thinking of buying some chips for myself as a neet treat, what do you want? Chocolate seems pretty expensive these days but icecream is often on special.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:58 [Preview] No.753547 del
>Will you pay me back?
Sure thing cuz, next cenno.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.753548 del
I also mentioned that it was me, not helendins, multiple times.
The power I have, holding my banhammer over him, exquisite.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 01:59 [Preview] No.753549 del
Double whatever you're getting. I'll eat it, thank you.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.753550 del
And GoonNoDaddy is IGA
So IGA Banned Nuro
Imagine my shock 🫢

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.753551 del
Couldn't one of the current Cruiseys re-open it?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:00 [Preview] No.753552 del
Are you still a mod?
Why is it being allowed to shit up the board again? I don't want /ausneets/ to go back to being a blog/fanpage for it.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.753553 del
You seem scared.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:01 [Preview] No.753554 del
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Only double? You're never going to play with the big boys like that, neet.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:02 [Preview] No.753555 del
Literal schizophrenia. Too much meth.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:03 [Preview] No.753556 del
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I am trying my best...

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.753557 del
Ordering a 6XL Johnny Bigg polo. I have given up hoping I could get that 5XL tee to fit.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:04 [Preview] No.753558 del
It is pretty ridiculous that nuro is allowed back despite conspiring to commit murder on a discord server as was revealed last year.
Why would I be scared? You know nothing about me whatsoever. Are you scared knowing that your name and address are public knowledge here?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.753559 del
I'll get you triple as a warm-up.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:05 [Preview] No.753560 del
a 100g packet of burger rings, a 100g packet of cheese and bacon balls, a 200g packet of fancy salt and vinegar chips...and some blue cheese dip, for my friend. Thanks.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.753561 del
I only buy mediums but they are getting a bit small. This is how it starts, isn't it?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:06 [Preview] No.753562 del
>blue cheese dip
Good choice neet, it will cancel out the weeks worth of sodium.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.753563 del
Thank you 🥹

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.753564 del
The only way is up.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:07 [Preview] No.753565 del
>despite conspiring to commit murder
Nobody's perfect. It's the interaction between quirky characters that keeps the ausneets saga entertaining.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.753566 del
Snack sizes. You need the party size to make true NEET party dream.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:11 [Preview] No.753567 del
Imagine descending into unhinged posting rage after a NEETs singular post on cooking tips….

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:13 [Preview] No.753568 del
Settle down keegs

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:19 [Preview] No.753569 del
Dont troll poverty hovel low IQ no-hopers who couldnt cook a roast even if they had an oven or the skills to do so, its racist.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:36 [Preview] No.753570 del
The NBN chud hasn't turned up or called. He's keeping me prisoner here, effectively.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:42 [Preview] No.753571 del
That story arc is still amusing dispite it being expired as far as an actionable event as far as the E-safety commissioner is concerned.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:55 [Preview] No.753572 del
Stuck in motor reg.
Been here about an hour.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:56 [Preview] No.753573 del
I really don’t get it. All I can see is Numo making the occasional low key post, while GOADneet is literally foaming at the mouth trying to start the shit show all over again.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.753574 del
He's locking you down.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 02:59 [Preview] No.753575 del
you are aroused by the power he has over you. Admit it.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:07 [Preview] No.753576 del
IGAY is derranged. Its a mistake to try and figure him out, that'd be the only little bit of cringey power he has on this board.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:18 [Preview] No.753577 del
How long have you played various games for on steam neets? Me - stellaris 480+ hours, deus ex mankind divided 240 hours

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.753578 del
I figured him out.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:21 [Preview] No.753579 del
Sorry, fingered*

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.753580 del
you were in a nightclub and were trying to finger hex and somehow your finger missed?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:23 [Preview] No.753581 del
I pirate all my games.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:24 [Preview] No.753582 del
Fisted a thick stirfry.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:26 [Preview] No.753583 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:27 [Preview] No.753584 del
Probably a couple of hundred hours. I don't think it's tracked accurately though as I pirate mostly everything.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No.753585 del
I have 400 on Skyrim and 300 on HoI4. I used to play Skyrim on the ps3 though, probably had about another 400 there lol. Great game.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:49 [Preview] No.753586 del
Started laughing at no means yes and yes means anal in the voting booth

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:50 [Preview] No.753587 del
>Hitman (2016) - 400+ hours
That's just one game in the franchise. Multiply that by each game and it's probably 3000 hours or so

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:57 [Preview] No.753588 del
Why were you at the voting booth?!

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 03:58 [Preview] No.753589 del
vote early, vote often

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:02 [Preview] No.753590 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:03 [Preview] No.753591 del
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Watching the premier league highlights show. Sipping on a barista made.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.753592 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:04 [Preview] No.753593 del
>barista made.
barista made what?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.753594 del
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Went to the early voting place after the morning wage. I voted *NO*.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.753595 del
long black, two shots.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:12 [Preview] No.753596 del
How do you do it early?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.753597 del
Im having a hunt and brew.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:18 [Preview] No.753598 del
lol, shitting in a pan and cooking it, that is unhinged.
>cooking tips
We all know what that means nuro.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:20 [Preview] No.753599 del
<toilet life
Tradies are often late.
I'm tempted to have another coffee as I've only had three today but I know I'll be up to 3am again.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:21 [Preview] No.753600 del
keep sneezing

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.753601 del
attend a polling location, tell them you're busy on october 14

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.753602 del
MF'er ran over an echidna

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:30 [Preview] No.753604 del
The last one killed me when I first saw it.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:31 [Preview] No.753605 del
Feeling sleep after all that feed.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.753606 del
Many people about?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:45 [Preview] No.753607 del
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I'm home again
didn't made too much of a fool out of myself
but everyone was disappointed because I didn't knew romanian folk and gypsy songs (everyone is fucking romanian which baffles me)

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:54 [Preview] No.753608 del
Well done glad things went ok for you, guess you will now have to learn some Romanian songs.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.753609 del
Really tired.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 05:03 [Preview] No.753610 del
cya soon

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 05:17 [Preview] No.753612 del
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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 05:26 [Preview] No.753613 del
Might get some lollies as a neet-treat.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 05:27 [Preview] No.753614 del
Get me the family sized party mix please.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 05:28 [Preview] No.753615 del
You'll have to share them with the other neets.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 05:30 [Preview] No.753616 del
Don't bother then.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 05:31 [Preview] No.753617 del
More for them then.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 05:33 [Preview] No.753618 del
Jersey caramels please

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 05:38 [Preview] No.753619 del
Fell asleep two more times, had bad dreams even in the day. Heartburn. Still need cat food. Woe

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 05:39 [Preview] No.753620 del
what sort of lollies? I need to make plans for a big binge of my own on friday the 13th.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 05:57 [Preview] No.753621 del
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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.753622 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:00 [Preview] No.753623 del
All that culture.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.753625 del
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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:09 [Preview] No.753626 del
That would give me the shits.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:11 [Preview] No.753627 del
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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.753628 del
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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:13 [Preview] No.753629 del
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He lived. And that last sentence.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.753630 del
Elite gooning.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:14 [Preview] No.753631 del
That would put a smile on a fellas face.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.753632 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.753634 del
You sound under the influence.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:48 [Preview] No.753635 del
Not yet

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.753636 del
Trust the plan.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:53 [Preview] No.753637 del
I've slipped Sober October to the 4th.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 06:58 [Preview] No.753638 del
An unlucky number in chinese. You should move it to the 5th for the best prospects of success.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:00 [Preview] No.753639 del
Cheers. Need to get my shit together tomorrow.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.753640 del
Now I am.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.753641 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.753642 del
Sounds do-able.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:05 [Preview] No.753643 del
It's beyond a joke.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:06 [Preview] No.753644 del
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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.753645 del
well bantered

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:13 [Preview] No.753646 del
Operation Beyond starts tomorrow.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:14 [Preview] No.753647 del
Thinking of getting blitzed tonight.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.753649 del
Had about 11 or 12 of those arnott's cream bikkies.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.753650 del
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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:20 [Preview] No.753651 del
Assorted creams?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.753652 del
Poured it down the drain in a dotty mong fit

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:22 [Preview] No.753653 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.753654 del
Physio and yoga instead of rubs

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.753655 del
You need to finish the rest of the packet neet. Never leave a job half done.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.753656 del
The NBN pajeet came and hooked up a diagnostic tool to the line and thence to the pillar in the street. Said that the line crew will come soon. Have I stumbled upon the dole equivalent for fresh off boat shitskins?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.753657 del
time to watch some tv shows and drink wine and then retire to couchbed
hovel life once more

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.753658 del
I honestly think I'd vomit if I tried.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.753659 del
>thence to the pillar

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.753660 del
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I get the feeling there will be another nuro shitfit tonight followed by some good old fashioned buck breaking.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.753661 del
When is Bill returning?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.753662 del
This weekend, if I don't put him off again.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.753663 del
You better not.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:34 [Preview] No.753664 del
You need to get it done.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:35 [Preview] No.753665 del
Yes. Getting it together.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.753666 del
40 porn tabs open but lost the mood after going to the kitchen

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.753667 del
Fallin gasleep and have erection

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:40 [Preview] No.753668 del
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This picture was better than anything in the actual scene.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.753669 del
Is that dolly little?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.753670 del
going lay down

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.753671 del
No, Lauren Philips is the tall one (5'10) and Alice Merchesi is the short one (4'6)

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:44 [Preview] No.753672 del
> the line crew will come soon
Pajeet has invited his friends over for a group poo.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:45 [Preview] No.753673 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.753674 del
Because of the cockroaches?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:48 [Preview] No.753675 del
He came from across the ocean to fix your connection so you can resume your internet hate speech.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.753677 del
Range looks too expensive for me.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:53 [Preview] No.753678 del
yeah a lot of overpriced shite

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.753679 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 07:59 [Preview] No.753680 del
Structured routines and food group conscious dietary choices.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.753681 del
An old neet who likes 'em young

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.753682 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.753683 del
Do we agree?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.753684 del
>spike in instant noodle burns

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.753685 del
Dont encourage him, its pathetic how some NEETs play the racism card for (You)'s

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 08:22 [Preview] No.753686 del
What do the Q-tards make of this?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.753687 del
I know one neet who will be visiting woolies tomorrow morning for breakfast

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.753688 del
I'll have one too please 😘

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 08:39 [Preview] No.753689 del
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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.753690 del
Most of a pack of sour cream and onion chips and 2 double choc Tim Tams

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.753691 del
Do you know them?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 08:42 [Preview] No.753692 del
>46 reviews (?)
Executive Capital at your store.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.753693 del
Choked to death on a quill, RIP.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.753694 del
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Made too much ramen, had to put it in a salad bowl.
Red cooked pork, corn, egg noodle, red miso. Much better than yesterday

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.753695 del
settle down there keegs

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.753696 del
I like this happy exec wojak.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:43 [Preview] No.753697 del
Seems expensive. The one with the lollies in it and the chocolate dome sounds like it'd be difficult to cut. Maybe they expect you to devour it in its entirety?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.753698 del
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My record as an internet racist stands on its own merits and you can refer to my linkedin page.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:44 [Preview] No.753699 del
Good job neet. Please tell me that is a table cloth and not that you are eating off the floor?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.753700 del
Nice toes.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.753701 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:46 [Preview] No.753702 del
>tfw non-functioning alcoholic

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:51 [Preview] No.753703 del
Gape my ape.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.753704 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.753705 del
Gape my arse and shit in it.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:53 [Preview] No.753706 del
This is why the neets can't have nice things

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.753707 del
Lay ho konnichiwa!

This bug actually uses paprika and gives a couple good tips on how not to burn the dried spices (oil not too hot, don't add all oil at once), https://youtube.com/watch?v=omuoTY3T16w [Embed]

And this bug uses Korean chilli powder, https://youtube.com/watch?v=oYz9GNg-8tw [Embed]

The latter is teh recipe I want to try, but with the Hoyts chilli powder + sweet paprika combo deal.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.753708 del
Very nice.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.753709 del
Need a maid to do my housework for me.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:56 [Preview] No.753710 del
And now you know what they wanna hear. Romanian folk and gypsy songs. Perhaps that Sandru Ciorba stuff would have been a good pick...

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.753711 del
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This Friday on womboflix, the action spy film - Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011) - Impossible Missions Force (IMF) is shut down after being publicly implicated in a bombing of the Kremlin, causing Ethan Hunt and his team to go without resources or backup in a life-threatening effort to clear their names.

Then on Sunday, Steven Segal is an ex-Navy Seal turned cook and is the only person who can stop a group of terrorists when they seize control of a U.S. battleship. Also starring Gary bussy, Tommy Lee Jones and playboy playmate Erika Eleniak.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.753712 del
>Gary bussy

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.753713 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.753714 del
That wasn't a typo, I got wordfiltered. The new BO likes bussy. Watch your arses.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.753715 del
It's a novelty item, you're supposed to 'smash' the top before slicing. It is 1(one) point 3 kilos of feed though.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.753716 del
Not a clue

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.753717 del
>1(one) point 3 kilos of feed
The perfect way to start the day

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.753718 del
>Watch your arses
Words to live by.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.753719 del
There are neets that would eat that without difficulty.

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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.753721 del
will there be AI CGI?

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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.753723 del
Far too many bikkies. Dying.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.753724 del
Got stung by a wasp on the finger i use to scroll on the mouse. still hurts but my hand didnt blow up like it used to.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.753725 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.753726 del
Got an erection again.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:46 [Preview] No.753727 del
It's always a good day when your hand doesn't blow up.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.753728 del
Hit it with a stick.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.753729 del
also got me on the tummy but its mostly okay

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.753730 del
Weber used to agitate wasps and get them to sting his hands because the swelling made wanking better.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.753731 del
Big target?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.753732 del
Going to do a poo and then go for a jog.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.753733 del
Do an extra poo for me thanks.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.753734 del
>Erika Eleniak
Incredible pair of milkers, shame Heigl never got hers out in the sequel.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.753735 del
Have a blessed rest of your day NEETs, o7.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.753736 del
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Real Pepe here.
Have a Blessed day Neets!

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.753737 del
What did you have for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.753738 del
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>Incredible pair of milkers


Scrambled eggs, túrós tészta. Last dinner was csemege szalámi with cheese, tomato, bread.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.753739 del
I will google these things tomorrow

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.753740 del
Don't mind that 'o7' shithead. The board pest. Calls itself 'nuro'...

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.753741 del
Definitely not a caloric deficit sort of day.

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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 12:55 [Preview] No.753743 del
That's not Nuro. And I just wanted to post an apu.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.753744 del
Going to have a shave.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.753745 del
baskin roberts trust fund band

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.753746 del
And you're not the real big fella/.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.753747 del
Gonna stream Technotise Edit and I on October 7th, at 7pm AEDT. It's a Serbian animated movie, I believe in the cyberpunk genre.
On Endcorner:

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.753748 del
I'll learn some rhythm
seem like it's stupidly similar to swing music
>Sandru Ciorba
bruh I'm not playing manele
I have some self respect

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.753749 del
Just bite the bullet and join the noble tradition.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.753750 del
that's not tradition
hora, lautareasca, and sarba are traditional
manele are just 21st century gypsy mental illness

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Went to take an evening nap and slept for 9 hours.
Up early now I guess. Good morning NEETs.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.753753 del
Am just busting your chops, fella.

Good evening, fella. Long nap.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.753754 del
morning big man

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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.753756 del
Morning bros, heading to the bakery for some neet treats, you want anything?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.753757 del
Feel like buro

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 18:55 [Preview] No.753758 del
One long black and a chicken salad roll thanks mr stinky

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.753759 del
Morning NEET. Cornish pasty, sausage roll and an apple turnover for me please.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.753760 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 20:34 [Preview] No.753761 del
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Might read a bit of Mein Kampf today.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 21:22 [Preview] No.753762 del
going to vote no as one of the cunts down the road today

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.753763 del
Is the referendum today?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 21:25 [Preview] No.753764 del
Every day until the 14th

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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 21:27 [Preview] No.753766 del
Vote everyday

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 21:31 [Preview] No.753767 del
Went to bed sober. Want to seriously cut back on all the shit I do.
Feel like I have hayfever in my soul, itchy and jittery from the inside.
I don't think I'll do it today.

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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.753770 del
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This video has almost everything
>violent black man (shocker)
>white affluent libtard zoomer that spent his life trying to uplift them (lol)
>white woman standing there doing absolutely nothing

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.753771 del
She has what Jana would call the 'ick'
>"I just cant stop thinking about how his body looked when he was stabbed...eww!'

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 21:45 [Preview] No.753772 del
I hate how the ZOG gaslights you that your getting up late with their "daylight savings".
we all know that the jew uses your savings to print money and lend it to themselves.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.753773 del
I genuinely think that the Pepsi I mix it with is probably doing more harm than the Whiskey.

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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.753777 del
It would be.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:00 [Preview] No.753778 del
About to walk out the door and Weber turns on the rain.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.753779 del
Expired soy milk on the breakfast cereal this morning

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.753780 del
Me too.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.753781 del
Does soy milk curdle?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:03 [Preview] No.753782 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:04 [Preview] No.753783 del
Got up too early on purpose. Going to be tired today so I can get to bed sooner and get up earlier. Hard reset, you know?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.753784 del
I got caught in it too. Had to walk up 3 flights of stairs for that vote.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:14 [Preview] No.753785 del
no but you have to shake it

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:16 [Preview] No.753787 del
Foggy today. No possum sounds in roof

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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:22 [Preview] No.753789 del
Kikepedia chugging again. I though they got jew propaganda money.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:23 [Preview] No.753790 del
It's because you don't donate to Jimmy Wales every time one of his popups take up half the screen.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:24 [Preview] No.753791 del
Feeling bad about not having voted.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:25 [Preview] No.753792 del
Got an erection again.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:31 [Preview] No.753793 del
Wiki is okay for technical subjects but not to be trusted especially for people, companies and history.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:32 [Preview] No.753795 del
An astute observation, NEET.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:34 [Preview] No.753796 del
you know, anne frank could just about be hitler's daughter

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.753797 del
it won't make any difference. We need to concentrate on doing stuff to develop our own lives instead, like wanking, playing vidya and binge eating

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:39 [Preview] No.753798 del
Much of politics and corporate goings on is obfuscated, mainly by gaslighting rather than secrecy. Wikipedia is a huge tool for this. You think it doesnt affect you because you just live your life but just about the entirety of what you beleive goes on in the world of news and current affairs is wildly distorted. Then it comes and knocks on your door, example the Vaxx and mass immigration. Search back through your upbringing and failures with women and connect the dots. breadcrumbs all lead back to the jew.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:45 [Preview] No.753799 del
last episode of arse soaker drops today

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:47 [Preview] No.753800 del
I went shopping early to avoid the normies but I was disappointed that a lot of the shelves were empty. They had not even put any apples out yet. No english muffins, no crumpets. The new specials price tickets weren't on the shelves yet either.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.753801 del
> shelves were empty
the hidden hand of the jew again

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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.753803 del
endless pooing this morning neets, where does it all come from?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.753804 del
Is the show any good?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.753805 del
Neet arses or nuro's mouth.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.753806 del
NEETS I called to get out of this "STAR" training 4 week course at my JSP today (2 hours once a week) for resume building, job searching, interview attending etc stuff, I'm still feeling anxious about it and I got bad vibes from my job coach so I decided to switch to another one but stay at the same JSP for now. Do you think I should go? I have 15 mins to decide, I'm on the fence about it.

Also tbh its gonna be a room full of Arabs including the speaker I think so thats partly why I'm anxious though I didn't tell him thats one reason of course.

Carbs and artificial sugars


Yeah I'm wondering when it will hit the torrents, is that how you watch it?

I actually like it believe it or not. Andor didn't look interesting enough to me to get into. I can't remember watching any of the other Star Wars series. This one seems the highest budget and best production value. Except that I watched the Mandalorian and I thought it was incredibly boring. This one actually has decent lightsaber fights, the stakes feel somewhat real, theres a cute White/Ukranian girl lead and nice lesbian angle between the 3 women, also the old-ish tall White guy is pretty cool tbh. Though I still feel a bit soy for watching it

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:07 [Preview] No.753807 del
Not really, no.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:08 [Preview] No.753808 del
Me on the left

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:08 [Preview] No.753809 del
>Yeah I'm wondering when it will hit the torrents, is that how you watch it?
Yes, it should be out around midday.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:09 [Preview] No.753810 del

Yeah I like that wojak too heh

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:11 [Preview] No.753811 del
The sweet look is how I imagine webby when he is in a good mood.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:14 [Preview] No.753812 del
>when he is in a good mood
not too many of those this year

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:21 [Preview] No.753813 del
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I commiserate with your observations that the jew is behind your trials and tribulations, I decry his unconscionable manipulating nature and how he has exploited (You) like a cow that comes into the barn every day to be milked. My cellars support the white man's struggle against his age-old enemy and thats why you wont find much Israeli wine amongst my extensive range. The jew is always jangling your nerves with his tricks so Why not come in and browse one of my cellars for something to calm down and enjoy life. A 1.5% discount for any of my valued customers with straight hair and a normal nose.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.753814 del
Where did you have to go at the centre? What entrance is it near?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:27 [Preview] No.753815 del
Thank you Dan. You do a patriotic service to our nation and people. We are stronger for having you.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:28 [Preview] No.753816 del
The entrance closest to Services SA, then turn left at Harris Scarfe. The corridor runs off the left by the sunglasses shop.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:30 [Preview] No.753817 del
He's probably still feeding on the NBN guy.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.753818 del
Don't be stupid. I just made it impossible for him to get onto the roof so he cant get under the eaves where the hole is.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:32 [Preview] No.753819 del
What if it was a Mummy Possum and she left her babby in there?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:37 [Preview] No.753820 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:37 [Preview] No.753821 del
There is no evidence this possum even exists. He's never seen it.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.753822 del
>Open the door! Ma'am, you have 2 unread messages in MyGov from April!

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>thinking about webby

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:44 [Preview] No.753825 del
if the burgers are so much better why is jack hungry

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Good Morning NEETs

Hope you all pre ordered the book.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:46 [Preview] No.753827 del
I'm gonna download it when the torrent drops.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.753828 del
All proceeds going to the Sandy Hook victims' families?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.753829 del

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:49 [Preview] No.753830 del
He is exec, hence always hungry.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.753831 del
That was a psyop retard

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:54 [Preview] No.753832 del
Didnt he marry a jewess?

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:55 [Preview] No.753833 del
It's a Ninja Possum.

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It tried.

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:57 [Preview] No.753835 del
it's a commando possum, disguised as a ninja possum. When you foolishly try and fight it using the ninja possum vulnerabilities it will destroy you

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NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:58 [Preview] No.753837 del
Is that supposed to be Debiscuit

NEET 10/03/2023 (Tue) 23:59 [Preview] No.753838 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.753839 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.753840 del
one of them anyway

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.753841 del
Yes, and it is fairly faithful.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:03 [Preview] No.753842 del
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I tried weber.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.753843 del
Garn have two pies

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:06 [Preview] No.753844 del
What if Adolf came back.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rUZi67BmY_M [Embed]

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:08 [Preview] No.753845 del
lol thanks

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:16 [Preview] No.753846 del
It is either bang on or way off with an actress when specified by name. The kfc girl there is meant to be Debicki but it looks nothing like her.

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It doesn't understand terms like "cask wine" and just gives you a glass of wine instead. Too fancy.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.753848 del
seppos call it box wine don't they?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:19 [Preview] No.753849 del
It takes that to mean multiple bottles of wine in a box.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:21 [Preview] No.753850 del
is it good?

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NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:22 [Preview] No.753852 del
It keeps shoving negresses in as well. Absolutely Cruisey-tier. Eva Green, Alison Brie, Elizabeth Debicki, etc keep getting made into black chicks.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:23 [Preview] No.753853 del
Not him but I found it pretty boring.

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NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:25 [Preview] No.753855 del
beers makes you fat and gives you hungover
vodka ruins your organs and might give you hungover if you drink too much
idk they both suck, but we need the medicine

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:26 [Preview] No.753856 del
Think I might get gooned today, and start sober october tomorrow instead. Just feels right.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:26 [Preview] No.753857 del
Your AI has been subverted, son.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.753858 del
Bad idea neet. You will just keep putting it off like everything else in your life.

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That's why aussies drink goon, it's full of antioxidents, it's an elixir.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.753860 del
Of course nuro posts a photo of shitskins lol.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.753861 del
kfc time

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I am amazed how quickly these programmes have come along. I can't wait for the speech synthesis ones to takeover voice acting so video games can have complex dialogue trees again.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.753863 del
garn local iga to get some booze and chips, you neets want anything?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:31 [Preview] No.753864 del
bucket for 1?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.753865 del
1kg of meth please

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.753866 del
Cheers, the sign half way up the stairs saying 'need assistance' was funny.
I glared at the cunt with the yes shirt.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:33 [Preview] No.753867 del
c'mon man
those are entitled bitches that are shallower than a razer blade
if a woman cares about you she will understand that the downs of life hit you out of nowhere, and she has to be there with you
christ my dad was crawling around the house after drinking too much and my mom is still with him
my friend's mom is still with her husband after he got beaten fuck knows how many times, he cheated on her, and drank the last pennies on many occasions
>our generation doesn't do that anymore
some still do it, but it's not common among people with money (most of the people you see on the internet)

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:34 [Preview] No.753868 del
Eva is fine, Debiscuit is an ironing board.
I looked that feminine when I was a teenager.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.753869 del
I was thrown away by what they did to the "To kill a mockingbird" wiki page

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:36 [Preview] No.753870 del
Eva is more than fine.
I can't yet decide if this is an awful meme or a brilliant one.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:37 [Preview] No.753871 del
I think things are pretty different here m8.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:38 [Preview] No.753872 del
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I think its the end of an era in art and the start of something not quite kosher.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.753873 del
was planning to get a copy with the purpose of repelling liberal arthoes, but if that's really the case I'd rather not

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.753874 del
wine is the best

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:41 [Preview] No.753875 del
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you sure?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.753876 del
>repelling liberal arthoes
Are you literally a homosexual? Romanian arthoes sound lovely. I love dark hair and eyes plus the retarded accents are cute.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:44 [Preview] No.753877 del
My mother left my father after he drank a box of goon in a few hours and passed out while he was looking after me.

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These are from /tv/, not mine. Unsurprisingly it does much better with the more famous actresses and for some reason does better with characters played by them then the actual actresses themselves. More images perhaps?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.753879 del
Going to drop a monster of a turd and then go shopping.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.753880 del
Do they make you guys read that shit in school too?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:54 [Preview] No.753881 del
Craving a choof. Have to go out in about 4 hrs.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 00:59 [Preview] No.753882 del
Craving a poof. Have to go do something hetreosexual in about 4 hrs.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.753885 del
they are drama queens, lgbt supporters, and filled with "mental illnesses"
I've met some girls who attended art colleges without being arthoes tho

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.753886 del
do you keep in touch with him?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:38 [Preview] No.753887 del
lul hell no
most people finish highschool without reading any international literature (if you choose to study letters then you might have to read some PASSAGES from the iliad, the odyssey, shakespear, and some russians but that's about it)
I picked it up because it was in the /lit/ charts, and knew nothing whatsoever about all the modern fuss about it

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NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.753889 del
I probably made worse typos than that since I started posting here

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.753890 del
I went and voted.
When I told her my address the old lady who gave me my ballot said "My husband lived there when he was a child."
I said, "What, on the street?"
She said "Yes and in the exact same house."
Pretty big coincidence. What does it point to? More evidence that we live in a simulation? Did the program briefly glitch?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:44 [Preview] No.753891 del
Toast detector went off. PM2.5 meter is in the mauve and climbing

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:45 [Preview] No.753892 del
she said that to me too only she said her husband lived next door.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.753893 del
I swung by KFC after voting. The wicked wings were excellent. Hot and juicy and fresh. The popcorn chicken and chips were less good. Popcorn chicken was stale and falling apart.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.753894 del
What sort of scam are they running?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.753895 del
She said that she lives in my house.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:49 [Preview] No.753896 del
Did work stuff.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.753897 del
they are hoping the invoice gets in so anyone who lived in your street before you can get reparations.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:50 [Preview] No.753898 del
Mmm. Nothing like a good wing.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:51 [Preview] No.753899 del
is that the hoe from star wars?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:52 [Preview] No.753900 del
>I looked that feminine when I was a teenager.
Reading this caused a slight increase in bloodflow to my member.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.753901 del
Debiscuit is the soggy sayo for the NEETs that like androgynous downies.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.753902 del
which fast food place usually has the best chips? maccas or hj or red rooster or kfc?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.753903 del
HJ's are consistent.

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NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.753905 del
arsesoaker torrents dropped

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.753906 del
Gotta risk it for Debiscuit

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.753907 del
Fun stuff I hope.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 02:00 [Preview] No.753908 del
He went to Possum's Playhouse.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.753909 del
I've been home an hour, can't stand still because I've conditioned myself to think being at home means getting drunk.
Semi productive but agitated and unsatisfied.
One little gulp and a lay down to watch iron chef is needed.
Just need to get myself through a few hours wait, another shift then selling my old car.
Life is struggling. Any alleviating coping mechanisms are just additional burdens in the long run. The cotton wool makes me soft.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.753910 del
I did that too.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.753911 del
No spoilers please.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 02:12 [Preview] No.753912 del
she does have a nice face for a giant genetic freak I'll give her that

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>Any alleviating coping mechanisms are just additional burdens in the long run.
That is very true.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 02:21 [Preview] No.753914 del
The wings make me feel good, but then I know the pain of not having any wings.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 02:22 [Preview] No.753915 del
The Buddha said that desire is the cause of suffering.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.753916 del
Easy for him to tell others not to eat anything. Fat Buddha knew that the less others desire, the more he can consume.
Telling every cunt to be a vego while he eats ribeyes and bathes in lard.

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The TV and drugs makes you retarded. Smash your bong/bottle into the screen.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 02:35 [Preview] No.753918 del
I only smoke a pipe.
I was retarded before getting a TV.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 02:37 [Preview] No.753919 del
This fella couldn't fit down the middle way.

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Let me tell you about moderation.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.753921 del
Apparently Buddhists weren't allowed to eat garlic because it makes you fart and ruins meditation.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 02:46 [Preview] No.753922 del
Is bhudda the ancestor of execs?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.753923 del
Just try to be more like cruisey, He knows how to relax and focus on his goals, the levers of power and the increased levels of comfort that come from being a bigger snake head.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.753924 del
It is Cruisey having the crisis. He is a mess.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:08 [Preview] No.753925 del
>bathes in lard.
Thursday night council meeting.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.753926 del
well that was disappointing but not unsurprising

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.753927 del
He should take the hint that lyfe has given him and read animal farm.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:19 [Preview] No.753928 del
Making some girlfriends with bing AI

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Sent a text message this morning. Cunt owes me $3250.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:21 [Preview] No.753930 del
He would need to listen to the audiobook. His brain is too fried for reading.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:22 [Preview] No.753931 del
Read by Woody.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:24 [Preview] No.753932 del
What is the story here NEET? What did he need to borrow that much money from you for?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.753933 del
Are you the NEET who was dealing with that guy's parents in order to get the money back? That might be the best way to do it. Give his dad a call.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:32 [Preview] No.753934 del
Sure retard. You listen to the CIA version, its totally the same as the book.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:33 [Preview] No.753935 del
You might remember last year he borrowed $6,000 from me and repaid me in installments. Apart from one short period where he fucked about, he kept his word. Well, after he had repaid it all, he asked to borrow some more a few times in smaller amounts, and I stupidly let him. Last time he repaid anything was Dec 2 last year.

Yes, he had got his employer to pay his father each fortnight or month or whatever, and his father was paying me. I suspect that once the original debt was paid he reverted his banking.

His old man was a cop, so I'm waiting for the spineless cunt to run to police and claim I've threatened him.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:40 [Preview] No.753936 del
Animal farm was hard to read because it's written like a kids book.
I don't get it's appeal other than Pink Floyd making an album about it.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.753937 del
I was just having a sook.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:41 [Preview] No.753938 del
You need to lift your banter game NEET.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 03:43 [Preview] No.753939 del
Helping helps noone.