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NEET General #740 - Recondite Edition Title Edition NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No. 754026
Does anyone understand what these editions are about anymore, or even read them?
Old Thread:>>753099

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.754091 del
SA Best A

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.754095 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.754096 del
How does he do it?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.754105 del
You win some you lose more, what are you really gambling with?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.754106 del
The skin on my NEETstick.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:17 [Preview] No.754107 del
I'm going all in. Steven Seagull doesn't do things by half.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:18 [Preview] No.754108 del
What does it mean to wear your heart on your sleeve?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.754109 del
Do you know the movie Apocalypse Now?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.754110 del
From chat gpt
To "wear your heart on your sleeve" is an idiom that means to openly and transparently display your emotions, thoughts, and feelings, especially your affection or love for someone. When someone wears their heart on their sleeve, they are not secretive or reserved about their emotions; instead, they express them openly and without hesitation.

This expression suggests that the person's emotions are readily visible, much like a badge or emblem worn on their clothing (a sleeve). It implies a willingness to be vulnerable and authentic in their emotional expressions, even if it means risking rejection or hurt.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.754111 del
Yeah but I haven’t seen it in ages. Maybe we should have it on womboflix

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.754112 del
Except when he chops people in half

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.754113 del
Possum chopped me in half once.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:23 [Preview] No.754114 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.754115 del
Ask it why I keep dropping these vile farts.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:28 [Preview] No.754116 del
Some of them are so thick I can almost taste them. I need a giant cork.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.754117 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:32 [Preview] No.754118 del
Farting is a natural bodily function that occurs as a result of the digestive process. It's essential for releasing excess gas from the digestive system. While occasional flatulence is normal, persistent or excessively foul-smelling gas may be indicative of various factors, including:

Diet: Certain foods, like beans, cabbage, broccoli, and some dairy products, can lead to increased gas production and foul-smelling flatulence. Eating a diet high in fiber can also contribute to gas.
Digestive Issues: Digestive disorders such as irritable bowel syndrome (IBS), lactose intolerance, or celiac disease can cause increased flatulence and discomfort.
Swallowing Air: Swallowing air while eating, drinking, or talking can lead to gas in the digestive system, which is eventually released as flatulence.
Bacterial Activity: The natural bacteria in the gut can produce gases during the digestion process, contributing to flatulence.
Medical Conditions: In some cases, underlying medical conditions or infections may lead to changes in bowel habits and flatulence.
If someone is experiencing persistent or unusually foul-smelling flatulence that is causing discomfort or concern, it's advisable to consult a healthcare professional. They can help identify the underlying cause and provide guidance on dietary changes or potential treatments to alleviate the issue. In most cases, addressing diet and lifestyle factors can help manage flatulence.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.754119 del
In another life I was a giant cork up an executive's arse. And I may be one again.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.754120 del
I need to get an apprenticeship to minimise my chance of being sent to prison. Should I become an electrician or plumber?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.754121 del
Is this why bean neet encourages neets to eat beans?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.754122 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:38 [Preview] No.754123 del
every act of flatulence makes him stronger

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.754124 del
Sparky, unless you want a lifetime of looking at other peoples pee and poo.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.754125 del
I wouldn't mind prison if they put you in solitary and gave you an internet connection

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.754126 del
And powers the commune.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.754127 del
They can give themselves a fancy French name but it will be the same nasty fat women working there.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:41 [Preview] No.754128 del
Listening to how pajeets do kite fighting where they cut one another's kits down with glass coated kite strings. The coated kite strings fall onto the road and get wrapped around the street signs there across the road and passing motorcyclists get beheaded by them. How did they reach 1.4 billion?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:42 [Preview] No.754129 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.754130 del
Went for a long dirt road drive. Did some laps of town while downing a few standards. Wish I had more

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.754131 del
I don't mind that though, I poo into my hand sometimes to inspect the poo. Also I burned myself in the oven last week so I'm kind of autistic and stupid and I might electrocute myself, and my electrotechnology lecturer told me plumber pays more. What do? Which skill is more internationally transferable?

I got arrested by counter-terrorism police who used a legal technicality to charge me with something nobody will understand (broad definitions of shit found nowhere but australia). I'm taking it to trial as their prosecution is bullshit but juries are niggercattle and my defence is public so I'm not optimistic.
I'm pretty sure they're setting me up to be killed in prison if I get an unsuspended term of imprisonment. might just arrest me immediately after if I don't get one and charge me with something else because they already did that once before. LOL

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.754132 del
Most of us wouldn't notice the difference. Tiffin already uses an autism tray.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.754133 del
High speed Monk arc 2?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.754134 del
>How did they reach 1.4 billion?
I have wondered before if the reason the men are so horny is because the women are so ugly.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.754135 del
>I poo into my hand sometimes to inspect the poo
>legal technicality
Spill it, neet.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.754136 del
I hope so.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:49 [Preview] No.754137 del
Have any neets ever been to those night time meets where kids from bad homes do burn outs in car parks and shit?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.754138 del
All bottleo's are shut :(

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.754139 del
A long time ago.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:51 [Preview] No.754140 del
A sufficiently high speed monk can do a ram-raid.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.754141 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:54 [Preview] No.754142 del
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When it's finished I'll write a whole book about it but not right now.
It's the biggest fucking reach I've ever seen. Every lawyer I've spoken to says they've never seen anything like it and the prosecution is overprosecuting massively even from their position. Probably because this is on the charge sheet and I've not committed a real crime.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.754143 del
NEET I hope they are not aware of your posts on our board. We do not want their attention here.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.754144 del
That sucks neet, hope you beat it and make em look like fools.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.754145 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.754146 del
Okay, I hope you are treated fairly by the court.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.754147 del
Me on the left.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.754148 del
The extra E is for "emotional".

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.754149 del
Maybe if I flash the freemason hand sign at the judge he'll instruct the jury to acquit me

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.754150 del
Fairly certain every lawyer you've spoken to would tell you not to post about it on the fucking internet.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.754151 del
That is a nice hat. No-one can tell you're bald.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.754152 del
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Can you feed it input images?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.754153 del
Not employed, emotional, education, training.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.754154 del
It's okay, it's just us and Google.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:07 [Preview] No.754155 del
and his ISP and his mobile phone provider (on behalf of those pursuing him)

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.754156 del
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NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:09 [Preview] No.754157 del
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Is coffee good for you?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.754158 del
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NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.754159 del
High speed?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:19 [Preview] No.754160 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.754162 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.754163 del
yes, that's what she looks like without makeup and filters

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.754164 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.754165 del
Poorly bantered.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.754166 del
TWO bottles of wine there, if you look closely

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.754167 del
needs it because tun is basically light beer

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.754168 del
Cheeky monk.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.754169 del
Should've picked the burglary career path.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.754170 del
Did he dedded?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.754171 del
Exploring AI porn for the first time
It's come a long way from what I saw on 4chan ages ago

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.754172 del
I saw some great instructional videos on covert entry

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.754173 del
>covert entry
Monaro and his twinks.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.754176 del
6 down, 1.4 billion to go

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:44 [Preview] No.754177 del
While blasting Welcome to teh Jungle.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.754178 del
how does monk fund his drinking habit, given he's still a long way away from cloud engineer 2023?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.754179 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:46 [Preview] No.754180 del
Who's going to run the shop when you're in the clink?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.754181 del
That haul pic wasnt me

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.754182 del
In moderation, yes.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.754183 del
2 million weeks, trust the plan.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.754184 del
It's in the bag.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.754185 del
Yes, stabbed in teh heart.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:01 [Preview] No.754186 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6XvJcalfxMg [Embed]

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.754187 del
I used to drink 10+ cups a day

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.754188 del
Jew York City

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.754189 del
nuro will be assigned to the metal shop work detail while in jail, and use his incredible machinist skills to devise an elaborate escape plan.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.754190 del
40 standards there, not counting the 2 bottles of wine

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.754191 del
time to watch some comfy youtube and fall asleep

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.754192 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.754193 del
Wasted the day again. Woe.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.754194 del
So is nuro the one possibly going to prison or is it some other bad home neet?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.754195 del
It's not Nuro.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.754196 del
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This is how my boy Joey is wearing his shirt in order to try to hide his double chins. It is never a good idea to do something like this. You have to just let it all hang out. Let them stare. No shame.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.754197 del
I was thinking the writing style was a bit off.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.754198 del
Surprised he's still alive.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.754199 del
Rain cooled things off.
8.2 °C
Feels like 0.8 °C

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.754200 del
They overstate the effects of obesity on health. In reality you only live about ten years less than average.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.754201 del
Googling only yields a few arrests by counter-terrorism in the last few years. Given he mentioned he's an electrocution risk, he's not Simon of Smerf Electrical, and I doubt he went to Syria or funded the one who went to Syria.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.754202 del
be proud of who you are

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.754203 del
What does getting an apprenticeship have to do with it though? Would that be to show the court he is doing something productive that will keep him out of trouble?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.754204 del
I am off to bed NEETs. Good night. I love you.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:34 [Preview] No.754205 del
It doesn't have anything to do with it, I was just ruling out the Smerf guy as the person posting here.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:36 [Preview] No.754206 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.754207 del
During that time that Gary Buusey was posting here I often thought Papa Smurf was posting also. I saw a blue toe at the bottom of a photo someone posted.
My noggin was joggin'.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.754208 del
No, I mean his post >>754120
I don't understand how an apprenticeship would keep him out of prison if he is going to be down for terrorism offences.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.754209 del
>I don't understand how an apprenticeship would keep him out of prison if he is going to be down for terrorism offences.
"your honour, my client is taking steps to turn his life around... he has started an apprenticeship [...]"

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.754210 del
Buusey never posted here

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:42 [Preview] No.754211 del
That is what I was getting at with >>754203
I wonder how his lawyer managed to advise him to get an apprenticeship but not to fucking post about it here.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:51 [Preview] No.754212 del
Can't think straight. Going out for a walk.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.754213 del
or what bloke is going to take on an apprentice with a terrorism charge hanging over them?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.754214 del
I doubt it.
Thank you, o7

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.754215 del
Pretty sure you can be raided and questioned by the counter terrorism police just for the weird shit you say online. I wonder what his charge is but
Was reading about neo-Nazis telegram groups on white rose society last night

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.754216 del
>I wonder what his charge is
yes, seems like something you'd specify if you're going to post about it online
also if he's unemployed and young, these "lawyers" are probably just legal aid fuckwits/graduates who couldn't cut it at a real law firm

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.754217 del
Have a good walk and look out for wild boongs.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.754218 del
Fucking hell neets, I've found the terrorist!

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.754219 del
He said here >>754131 his defence is public which I take it means legal aid? The legal technicality bit makes it interesting to me. He could be a retard that did something dumb or he could be genuinely pretty innocent.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.754220 del
Not very comfy posts tonight

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.754221 del
I love you more, sleep well.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:07 [Preview] No.754222 del
As in a public defender? Yeah, probably.
Dunno what Queensland does, but down here if you get charged with a serious crime (like murder) and can't afford a lawyer, the state appoints a good one. Lots of QC's and the like representing murdering scum from Lizbef. Not sure if they do it pro bono, or whether they/their firm bills the state.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.754223 del
No, but if somebody comes on here and starts posting about something like that, you can expect others to post about it.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:09 [Preview] No.754224 del
Go lie down and I'll tuck you in.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.754225 del
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Fucking /rapport/

>open endchan home page
>see thumbnail of taytay

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.754226 del
IGA probably just made a referendum related death threat I reckon

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NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.754228 del
Nah, that would have been all over the news.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.754229 del
How likely do you reckon it is to be IGA? We have at least one other QLD neet, it isn't just IGA and nuro.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.754230 del
Thinking of going on a big bender.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.754231 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.754232 del
Why can't Pete just be comfy?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.754233 del
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>possum and weber, '68

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.754234 del
If you had that shit hanging over you, you wouldn't waste your days calling Weber fat and making other brown snake posts here, would you?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.754235 del
What evidence is there that IGA is actually back and that it isn't just nuro? I'm not trying to be a wind-up but I struggle to identify his posting style.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.754236 del
Going to cut my hair.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.754237 del
>I struggle to identify his posting style
that is in part due to him being a good mimic

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.754238 del
>m not trying to be a wind-up
Surely this is a well meaning and genuine question, nobody would attempt to goad the banned meets

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.754239 del
Back in the day

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.754240 del
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NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.754241 del
going to bed

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.754242 del
Keep hearing noises. Strange sounds, things that sound like other things. Things that sound like noises, noises that sound strange, strange sounding noises.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.754243 del
bed time

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.754244 del
Going to drown the noises out, normal sounds, normal sounding silence, silence of the noises

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.754245 del
may your old gooner rest in peace anon

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 13:47 [Preview] No.754246 del
Smooth farts.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.754247 del
Sober October tomorrow.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.754248 del
morning neetbros

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 20:30 [Preview] No.754249 del
going to get some mcdolans
need to do some work today

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.754250 del
>Meet cute girl
>Shares my interest; enjoy talking to her
>Look her up on Facebook
>Tons of family members, uncles and aunts
Fuck that

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.754251 del
This is why you don't marry your cousin, NEET.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 21:10 [Preview] No.754252 del
mcdolans consumed

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 21:30 [Preview] No.754253 del
Good morning NEETs. I did some early morning work in the front garden. Green bin filled. Scratched by the roses but no blood drawn.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.754254 del
> Scratched by the roses but no blood drawn.
Twice in a week they've tried to kill you.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 21:34 [Preview] No.754255 del
>Fuck that
Good move NEET. You want a girl who is mentally ill and isolated from others. Having healthy relationships is a massive red flag.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.754256 del
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never forget

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:00 [Preview] No.754257 del
I don't want anything to do with some family of normalfag degenerates. I want to date her

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:01 [Preview] No.754258 del
>normalfag degenerates
girls probably don't like this kind of talk, so try not to use it on dates

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:05 [Preview] No.754259 del
This NEET sounds like a real prize.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:08 [Preview] No.754260 del
Productive NEET

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:10 [Preview] No.754261 del
That trick of setting the alarm and leaving it out of reach works well.
When it wakes you up you feel instantly compelled to get up and walk over to silence it. You don't even need to think about it.

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NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.754263 del
I find it works provided I went to bed at a reasonable hour the night before. If I'm really tired I'll get up, turn it off, piss, and go back to bed.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.754264 del
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Coffee and code day today, nothing fancy just looking at hardware that I will need.
Look out neets.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:16 [Preview] No.754265 del
is that one of those nigger dogs that gets bred to look like a monster out of DOOM II?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.754266 del
you probably won't find her nudes on facebook then

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:22 [Preview] No.754267 del
I did that, then turned the kettle on and got back in bed.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.754268 del
"When you study mediation and advance the moon will come down and enter your heart. You might feel terror or sadness and great regret. I don't want this, now I have a moon in my heart. But if you continue you will learn to accept it. That is the way of the warrior."

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.754269 del
>Green bin filled
be sure to leave room for some of cruisey's less productive employees

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.754270 del
my mind's eye is visually impaired, I'd be lucky to get a 4.5 on that scale

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.754271 del
He is the least productive of all. Sits home all days on the substances watching YouTube and jewish films.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:25 [Preview] No.754272 del
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NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:26 [Preview] No.754273 del
I am peak production

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:33 [Preview] No.754274 del
finished making some 50sh cigs
I'm starting my shift at 7 again and I'm drunk, but not sure if drunk enough to sleep until then
fuck this shit
being a wagie fucking suksc

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:33 [Preview] No.754275 del
such is the inevitable end of the marxist who has fallen aside from the sychopathic ladder of communist enterprise.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:41 [Preview] No.754276 del
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NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:44 [Preview] No.754277 del
12.6 feels like 8.6
might need to put on long sleeves

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.754278 del
When I voted yesterday I was the only voter there. It was full of staff though. I wonder how much they get paid. Looks like some sort of cozy job rort for boomers.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:47 [Preview] No.754279 del
I have my dressing gown on.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.754280 del
You look sultry in that. I like the dissheveled aesthetic, very emo

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:50 [Preview] No.754281 del
If you are lucky I will do my dressing gown striptease routine for you one day. Private show.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:52 [Preview] No.754282 del
I am 5 minutes in to the new Ahsoka. It might take me a few days to get through it. Very difficult to watch this crap.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.754283 del
It started as a wholesome slumber party themed dressing gown striptease burlesque and ended as a full blown donkey show. When the NEET compound was hard up for funds.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.754284 del
Just get it over with, NOOT.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:53 [Preview] No.754285 del
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Oh I can stream my video feed if thats okay.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 22:56 [Preview] No.754286 del
How many years until it will be feasible for a NEET at home with a good but not exceptional PC to use AI to make good quality TV shows and movies to his own script?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.754287 del
Just seeing the lame cringe title of this Ahsoka episode has me grimacing with distaste.
I feel ashamed for having watched the series at all. What am I doing with my life? Still consuming goyslop in 2023.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:05 [Preview] No.754288 del
Same. I think only the counters get paid.
The others volunteer.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:08 [Preview] No.754289 del
You are speaking out your bum again. They all get paid.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.754290 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c1j5IOZmh6g [Embed]

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:11 [Preview] No.754291 del
What does that piece remind me of? Is it the gnome theme?

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.754292 del


Its not me FFS. Who else besides GOADneet is in QLD ??

this whole thing smells

well thats what i reported him for

not yet

high probability, and judging by how he handled his job seeker obligations, a trial in court would be equally disasterous and hilarious

well it is deranged

at this point in time we all know when someone points a finger and says "ITS NURO!" who it really is......


how many McGoys ?

yeah Ahsuka is falling off pretty fast i can only watch it after a bottle of wine

Anyways... Avoided the fast food the past few nights. Ate Lamb. Rueben sandwich from the bakery thismorning. Redbull in hand. Firing on all cyclinders. Got heaps of work to catch up on. Eyes on the Prize. Lets Go !

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.754293 del
a little upbeat and bright
nvm wtf are those runs?
the place looks nice
he's really good
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-0nKJoZY64A [Embed]

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:13 [Preview] No.754294 del
>Firing on all cyclinders.
Based. Go get 'em.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:19 [Preview] No.754295 del
Well tower posted.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:21 [Preview] No.754296 del
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NEETS with dissheveled hairstyles salute you.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:22 [Preview] No.754297 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FfsbCBTAnAg [Embed]

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:35 [Preview] No.754300 del
jesus 10.05am already

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:39 [Preview] No.754301 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:41 [Preview] No.754302 del

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:44 [Preview] No.754303 del
It was clogged.

NEET 10/04/2023 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.754304 del
How do you know if thats misinformation? 5G warfare weaponizes information and sieges your mind. The jew has been doing this since the pyramids were built, even the idea that its somehow the latest iteration of war is false.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:18 [Preview] No.754305 del
How do I know this board is even real and the NEETs arent just me talking to my other personalities?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.754306 del
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What does this change suggest about broader changes in society over this period?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:20 [Preview] No.754307 del
>my other personalities?
lol NEET you barely even have the one personality.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:23 [Preview] No.754308 del
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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.754309 del
somebody make a pepe freddo frog on that AI thing.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:24 [Preview] No.754310 del
We are turning into skellies.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:26 [Preview] No.754311 del
Freddo has become mentally ill. You can see it in his eyes.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:28 [Preview] No.754312 del
I tried the Paul's iced coffee for the first time. It was average. Dare green top is the best, followed by Oak carton.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:30 [Preview] No.754313 del
>Freddo in 2020 is now brown
I think I know who is behind this

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.754314 del
the chemicals in the water are turning the frogs gay

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.754315 del
Is that neet who bought 50 standards last night still alive?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:32 [Preview] No.754316 del
>Dare green top is the best
This is wrong, it goes Dare Intense (aka quadruple dare), Triple Dare No Sugar, Double Dare, put the rest in the bin.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:49 [Preview] No.754317 del
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Cruisey sent a tip to White Rose about Tiffo's stockpile of spars and lashings once.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:50 [Preview] No.754318 del
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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:52 [Preview] No.754319 del
how fuck did you not even give ICE BREAK a mention ???

and also how do people just not buy 2L and keep it in the fridge ? it literally costs the same as 600ml .... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:55 [Preview] No.754320 del
He died doing what he loved.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.754321 del
Its shit.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.754322 del
Imagine the court room when they have to bring all the spars in as evidence.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.754323 del
lunch time

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 01:45 [Preview] No.754324 del
What are you having?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.754325 del
I got a medium bacon deluxe meal.
The girl gave me a large drink.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.754326 del
Double and tripple are the worst.
Worse than butterscotch and mocha.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.754327 del
I just had a bowl of home made pumpkin soup, having a pint of carlton and about to have a chicken schnitty with mushroom. Garn have some jelly and fruit after.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:08 [Preview] No.754328 del
You're a fat bitch, nuro.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.754329 del
big lunch

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.754331 del
>The girl gave me a large drink.
She thought you looked thirsty.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.754332 del
I was a little.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:25 [Preview] No.754333 del
Got something new to try on the NEETs at the meeting tonight.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:30 [Preview] No.754334 del
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Small Snack for Lunch.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.754335 del
The Woolworths chicken mince released less liquid than the Aldi. Very nice white colour too. The Aldi had been more grey.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.754336 del
Looks good Nuro. Don't try and bamboozle us again by telling us you didn't eat it all this time. We know you did.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.754337 del
is that pork? it's not supposed to be pink

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.754338 del
What are you making with it?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:33 [Preview] No.754339 del
Dog food.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.754340 del
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Thinking about this so I can adjust my blankets according to the temperature overnight.
+1 Comfy

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:37 [Preview] No.754341 del
decided I can't function without sugar, garn get a milkshake and a donut, you neets want anything?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:39 [Preview] No.754342 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:44 [Preview] No.754343 del
Suck my pork skellie

I was planning to save some for later. I failed.

It’s slow cooked it’s literally falling apart omg

I got a big digital clock from Ali. It has temperature and humidity. Best thing I ever bought.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.754344 del
australian pork is ok with a bit of pink, as it doesn't contain parasites like pork from other countries

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.754345 del
livin the based life

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:02 [Preview] No.754346 del
Skipped desert.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.754347 del
Whats the white rose?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.754348 del
The best thing you ever bought was chips, coke and pork belly.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:05 [Preview] No.754349 del
I thought it was the inflatable mattress

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:06 [Preview] No.754350 del
Internet is running poorly again.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:07 [Preview] No.754351 del
>Disability service provider Minda
I like they have to specify disability service provider and not that the mong himself was fined.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:11 [Preview] No.754352 del
Imagine being able to afford things.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.754353 del
Going to visit the doctor, sober october cancelled.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.754354 del
0.60359 aud to usd
thats pretty shitty. might have to make do with what I got for a while. Might not be such a bad thing.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.754355 del
saw this over on /auspol/

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:16 [Preview] No.754356 del
I warned you about so called doctors, didn't I?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.754357 del
A gluten-free donut? They cost extra, no bueno.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:19 [Preview] No.754358 del
Mental illness. The post.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.754359 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:43 [Preview] No.754360 del
a girlfren u dumb dumb

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:47 [Preview] No.754361 del
Will run better.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:49 [Preview] No.754362 del
Well bantered

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.754363 del
does ausneets stand with the wagies?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.754364 del
Labour organizers like unions gas light that they are standing with the workers but in reality they just want to climb the marxism ladder that puts them above the need to work anything but their jaws. Its shitty that woolies doesnt pay them enough but teh commies are not the ones to make things fair again, they just see this issue as some levers of power they can use to further thier agenda and grow thier communism snake. Marxists and capatailist managers are two sides of the same coin, sometimes you get snake heads like cruisey who are both. These types are professional parasites, just like the jew.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:12 [Preview] No.754365 del
I resisted Dan's siren song. Sober October is back on.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:19 [Preview] No.754366 del
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A dream for most, a based reality for some.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.754367 del
Are those lobster pills there nuro? You should know better.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.754368 del
How do you smoke the pot?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.754369 del
You gotta stop posting full rez images because some of the board users cant afford the data.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:25 [Preview] No.754370 del
Well done NEET.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:28 [Preview] No.754371 del
>not paid enough
The more they cost, the more incentive to get rid of the position.
Most of the positions could be automated.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:29 [Preview] No.754372 del
Nuro's got lobster pills and choof on one hand and 'focus' vitamin supplements on the other.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.754373 del
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Well done NEET, I'll save your favorite beverage for when you relapse.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:30 [Preview] No.754374 del
>some of the board users
Hovel internet?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.754375 del
What are you talking about Cruisey? Your cappo/comintern buddies aren't gonna achieve the workers paradise with robots, they're just gonna import more pajeets.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:38 [Preview] No.754376 del
Deprivation is just part of Hovel lyfe. Like low IQ I suppose.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:40 [Preview] No.754377 del
Whatever is cheaper and more productive.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:41 [Preview] No.754378 del
He is one of these terminally online weirdos who will take vitamins while simultaneously being an obese alcoholic
He wants to believe

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:45 [Preview] No.754379 del
Your commie buddies closer to the snakes head have the same empathy for (You).

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.754380 del
I finished watching Ahsoka. What a stinker of a show.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.754381 del
I replaced them with robots.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:52 [Preview] No.754382 del
>He wants to believe
Two weeks.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.754383 del
pot laced with meth

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.754384 del
Still haven't watched any of the first three eps downloaded weeks ago.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:58 [Preview] No.754385 del
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You live in a fantasy world Cruisey, the slightest challenge to your shakey reality will tear gaping holes that you struggle to patch with ever increasing degeneracy. Such is the fate of the bourgeois dupe. Only a matter of time before you are torn apart like the carrion you are rapidly becoming.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.754386 del
>who will take vitamins while simultaneously being an obese alcoholic
doctors actually tell alcos to take a multivitamin
wont do anything for their liver, but it will stop scurvy

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:06 [Preview] No.754387 del
Nuro never told us the results of his liver ultrasound.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:08 [Preview] No.754388 del
I bet nuro mixes the temazepam and the goon

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.754389 del
It appears nuro's SUPERIORITY has caused some controversy

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:09 [Preview] No.754390 del
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We all know what the result is.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.754391 del
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.754392 del
Might make some pies with the leftovers, it could be a little risky but maybe I can get away with making them open top

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:25 [Preview] No.754393 del
it's french?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.754394 del
No, his liver is COOKED.
Even worse than the filling in that neet's open top pies.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.754395 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:36 [Preview] No.754396 del
56 dollar and 10(ten) cent increase to Jobseeker, and 27 dollar 20 cent increase to rent assistance.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.754397 del
Big bag of chips down the hatch.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:41 [Preview] No.754398 del
Based. Big raise, you earned it.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.754399 del
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keep up the hard work wagies

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.754400 del
Lava Guava Mother down the hatch.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:44 [Preview] No.754401 del
Reminds me of this Simpsons scene:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V8U3gf-im8E [Embed]

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.754402 del
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The beat was bussin yo, no cap!

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.754403 del
Tomorrow night on womboflix - we join Tom Cruise, the dude who plays Hawkeye, and that recent james bond chick - the white one, not the negress, in Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011) - The IMF is shut down when it's implicated in the bombing of the Kremlin, causing Ethan Hunt and his new team to go rogue to clear their organization's name.

On Sunday, an ex-Navy Seal turned cook is the only person who can stop a group of terrorists when they seize control of a U.S. battleship, in Under Siege (1992)

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.754404 del
The doctor told him he had the biggest liver he had ever seen! Nuro blushed prettily at the compliment.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:47 [Preview] No.754405 del
Lots of scarring, very tough and masculine!

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.754406 del
>Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011)
Does it matter that I haven't seen the others?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.754407 del
Could GOADneet fuck off with the goading. Nuro has transcended. We all see you.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.754408 del
not really, no. Actually Ghost Protocol is a good place to begin as it introduced some recurring characters.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.754409 del
You're the same nigger nonce you always were, nuro.
Fuck off. This board was much better without you.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.754410 del
A crustless pie ain't nothing but a stew

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.754411 del
Okay, cheers. I might make it then.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.754412 del
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we'll save you a seat and some popcorn neet

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:54 [Preview] No.754413 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.754414 del
>that recent james bond chick - the white one
Ana de Armis or the frenchy one leya si diouxisousosixxxxoo hons hons

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.754415 del
I am so mentally ill I'm going to shove coffee up my arse and poo in a pan.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.754416 del
Saturday is far better for action Moofies. I am usually hungover as fuck by Sunday.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.754417 del
the french one

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.754418 del
I would normally, but it's the first saturday of october so shibs streams a movie then.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.754419 del
I'll still attend because I Am Nigger and somebody needs to Check My Bum For Poo

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.754420 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 05:57 [Preview] No.754421 del
I wouldn't mind laying on top of her and reciprocating for a few seconds before moaning awkwardly if you know what I mean...

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.754422 del
I'd rather read old newspapers than watch a seagull moofie.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.754423 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:15 [Preview] No.754424 del
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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.754425 del
I have it on good authority that there are volunteers

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.754426 del
I'll ask them tomorrow when I vote for the fourth time this week.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:22 [Preview] No.754427 del
I don't understand.
I make my living off of an industry funded by social gesturing and the illusion of virtue.
I make those judgements on automation based on this industry.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:23 [Preview] No.754428 del
Do you have any Kate Cebrano on vinyl?
Bedroom eyes was on the wireless and I thought of you.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:26 [Preview] No.754429 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:27 [Preview] No.754430 del
Really wanna get gooned tonight, but 20 would be too many. The 11 stando vials of vodka are still like $30 though

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.754431 del
Possum asked the girl at Charlesworth for 250 grams of 'nigger toes' instead of Brazil nuts once.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.754432 del
Then wagon tomorrow?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:30 [Preview] No.754433 del
If you play it backwards you can hear her reading from Dianetics and asking Xenu to fuck her with his big green lizard dick.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:39 [Preview] No.754434 del
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Kek. No but I swear my parents had it on cassette back in the day. Nothing on rutracker either. Looks like it’s going to have to be Apple Music. Nice.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.754435 del
Put the bottle in the fridge between glasses, numbnuts.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.754436 del
You won't understand any of it without MI2

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.754437 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.754438 del
oh bollocks
that short fella saves the day again

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.754439 del
I sound like a mong when I'm straight.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.754440 del
>I'm straight

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:04 [Preview] No.754441 del
disregard this neet, he works for max employment

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:25 [Preview] No.754442 del
Tipped the nice Dominos girl $2. Not the tip I've been wanting to give her.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.754443 del
My hot take: how these people even exist? They do not dream either? I think this is major trolling on their behalf. But if true they lack the ability of abstraction as well. Which is sad since the incapability of that is a characteristic of low IQ people, like gypsies. They seem to write normally, perhaps it's AI/ML generated?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.754444 del
That parasite paid me $500. Based on the screenshot, he paid me $500 from a payment of $846.55 he received from "Quinn Emanuel Takata". I thought that was a person, but it looks like the result of Quinn Emanuel class action lawsuit against Takata over their faulty air bags.
So while I am happy I got some money, it does not fill me with hope that I will be repaid the rest with any sort of regularity.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.754445 del
How they think the word "apple"? Like he imagines the letters? But then they can see something, no? Or they hear ("audiolize") the words, like the inner speech, but then they can't imagine that people can "see" similarly like they hear?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.754446 del
Thinking about ordering Kate Cebrano Vinyl…….

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.754447 del
I am trying to visualise your breakfast and it's not working. Help a negger out.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.754448 del
order two and beat juggle them

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.754449 del
But a pie does have a crust, doesn't it.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.754450 del
I once ordered a pie in a pub and it came in a ramekin thing and when I got into it, it was just a lid. There was no pastry sides or bottom. I was incensed!

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.754451 del
But can you smell it?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.754452 del
I have never understood what it means to "see" something inside your head. I am not an NPC.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:40 [Preview] No.754453 del
It smells like scrambled eggs.

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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.754455 del
Contact his Dad.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.754456 del
Well done Wizzy.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.754457 del
>I am not an NPC.
Other way round.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.754458 del
Yeah I looked up his details last night.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.754459 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bel7WcHeUXY [Embed]

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.754460 del
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Threw together some leftover pies. Gonna have them with oodles of sauce.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.754461 del
start charging him interest

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.754462 del
They look good NEET. Very attractive mallard reaction on that pastry bottom.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:51 [Preview] No.754463 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.754464 del
They look good.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.754465 del
With inflation the way it has been charging interest on loans is essential.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.754466 del
going nap
sleepy neet

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:53 [Preview] No.754467 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.754468 del
Yes, it just seems so... jewish.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.754469 del
Night NEET.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:00 [Preview] No.754470 del
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>mallard reaction

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:02 [Preview] No.754471 del
Why is it so dark in the hovel ?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.754472 del
That is Tiffin's operations base, not a "hovel".

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.754473 del
taking possum to a barn dance this weekend

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:13 [Preview] No.754474 del
He was state line dancing champion three times.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:14 [Preview] No.754475 del
I know. I'm worried I'll embarrass him.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.754476 del
Has anyone seen this episode?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.754477 del
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At the neet compound the vig will be standardised at 100 points, no less, no more

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.754478 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.754479 del
You fool, it's not dark there, it's just that tiffin's phone camera is so cool it wears sunglasses.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.754480 del
I am ready for tonight.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.754481 del
I like the way he thinks.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.754482 del
Looking good noot and you've lost weight.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.754483 del
He's light years ahead of some NEETs.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.754484 del
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That judge is a piece of shit.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.754485 del
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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:36 [Preview] No.754486 del
trust the plan

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.754487 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.754488 del
In the bag.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.754489 del
whats trumpy in court for this time?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.754491 del
is this because of the wall thing?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.754492 del
Why are they never holding the fully grown ones?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.754493 del
Wish some had some gullible old friend like Weber whos empathy I could exploit for a quick 3 grand

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.754494 del
Acquired. Dunno what to do while having 'fun' tonight

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.754495 del
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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:56 [Preview] No.754496 del
Wagon tomorrow?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.754497 del
>Wish some had some
at least proof read your posts, cunt

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.754498 del
She's a lucky bugger.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:02 [Preview] No.754499 del
His liver is pregarnanant.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:06 [Preview] No.754500 del
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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:07 [Preview] No.754501 del
Maybe. Half the bottle is still in the car.
Engine light has also come on and I don't have RACV roadside assist. Don't even care, I think I'm running at maximum anxiety already

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.754502 del
Supercheap or Autobarn will do an ODB2 scan and tell you the code

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.754503 del
>maximum anxiety already
Get that goon into you and get some sleep.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.754504 del
just buy a OBD2 reader off ebay. You cant reset them without one and if its a fuked sensor then you are gonna do it a lot.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.754505 del
I clicked on that gif to see possum dancing but it didn't play.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:21 [Preview] No.754506 del
check your car actually has an odb2 port before spending money on one

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.754507 del
You need an ausneets gold account.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:25 [Preview] No.754508 del
I had to kneel down to find something on my car that was near where the pedals are and I am so fat sweat was pouring off me and I was out of breath and I couldn't find what I was looking for down there.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.754509 del
He's a good dancer.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.754510 del
Those Southern Nights.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No.754511 del
Is that where you put your credit card number into the email field?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.754512 del
Don’t bother. The Mong wouldn’t even fix the problem even if he new the code and we told him how to fix it.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.754513 del
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many such cases

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.754514 del
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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.754515 del
Some of those frog memes would make good plates.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.754516 del
They would. The NEET compound could have a ceramics workshop.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.754517 del
The drink is taking affect. Feeling less threatened by the world

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.754518 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:37 [Preview] No.754519 del
They don't call him Dr Dan the medicine man for nothing.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.754520 del
Sounds like WFTD

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.754521 del
Ready For Sleep™️

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.754522 del
Work for the gruel.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.754523 del
And all he asks in return is your liver and wallet.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.754524 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.754525 del
what does dan do with the livers neets sacrifice for him?

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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.754527 del
I am going to miss all our gooners.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.754528 del
>l ?
Nuro is slipping up again.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.754529 del
kek, nice one

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.754530 del
That's.... maybe you have a point NEET

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.754531 del
Is that nuro winesmith goon good?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.754532 del
I filled Monk's census out for him. I didn't tell him.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.754533 del
I've found a dirt road that I like. Managed to get it up to 90km/h. Was a bit slippery when I was swerving around the potholes so couldn't push it further. Only 1 blind corner and 1 crest though so hopefully I can push 100km

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.754534 del
Did you mark him as a disabled boong? I think he's earned it by now

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:12 [Preview] No.754535 del
Is it open paddock either side? Don't do it if there are trees.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.754536 del
you wuss

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.754537 del
Sounds dumb.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.754538 del
that's a pretty impressive ebike nuro

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.754539 del
Can you take on the debt of the ignored fines too?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.754540 del
Its farmland eitherside with gym trees lining the roads

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:19 [Preview] No.754541 del
Gym trees? I mean gum

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.754542 del
Unleaded 91 was $2.07/L...

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:21 [Preview] No.754543 del
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>gym trees

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.754544 del
You should see those trees on the branch press.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.754545 del
$2.30 in melboron

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.754546 del
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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.754547 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.754548 del
don't you get your license suspended and your car deregistered if you ignore them?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.754549 del
webby should lend monk some drinking money, based on his future earnings as a cloud engineer

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.754550 del
May the Schwartz be with you, NEET.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.754551 del
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take some photos of a beer bottle or something while driving, there are neets who don't believe this is real

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.754552 del
Those are savoury muffins not pies.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.754553 del
No idea. My rego is due in under a fortnight. Might just not pay it. Nothing even happens. If you get stopped by the goy police they just issue a fine. I'm also pretty sure they give you a notice to appear if they want to impound it. Just steal some plates and replace your own. Simple as. I'm gonna be totally, illegally off the grid next week anyway. Society is only as real as you imagine it.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.754554 del
You're a savoury muffin.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.754555 del
They call those 'pot pies' in Seppoland.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.754556 del
The cop cars all have number plate scanners and your car will get flagged as unregistered and you will be pulled over.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.754557 del
used hot water pastry but had no lid

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.754558 del
Thought he said if you had to be a vegetable and I'm thinking that's pretty cruel. Almost as cruel as smashing an egg on the poor bastard's forehead.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.754559 del
Pulled over and fined for driving unregistered. Allowed to drive home.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.754560 del
This should end well

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.754561 del
He could take out life insurance on Monks liver and then lend him money.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.754562 del
The chorus she sings has a really catchy hook

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.754563 del
your rego also includes a component of third party insurance, so if you have an accident in an unregistered car and somebody is injured, you're fucked

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.754564 del
>Allowed to drive home.
The first time. Consequences will escalate from there.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.754565 del
Law enforcement isn't real.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.754566 del
Who cares? They won't be refused treatment. Send me bankrupt or send me to prison. I don't care

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.754567 del
I can feel it too brother.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X3mBr_MOafU [Embed]

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:44 [Preview] No.754568 del
It is time for Monks homeless camp manwhore saga to begin.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.754569 del
This is my new favourite Pantera song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=47Vr_ZZ5b9M [Embed]

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:46 [Preview] No.754570 del
Fuck me swingin

A man's gotta sniff

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.754571 del
We should get him some old blankets and cardboard boxes so he can make a home.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.754572 del
He doesn't care.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.754573 del
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Why have we never thought of this before? Monk is a fucking genius. Not even nuro is as smart.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.754574 del
What makes you think a driver with monk's intense focus, self control, and sobriety would ever have an accident?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.754575 del
What ai software do I want for making porn? Asking for a mate of mine.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:53 [Preview] No.754576 del
I heard they are charging $140/pw to rent good carboard boxes these days.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.754577 del
Now all you need to find is a dirt hole and bury yourself :)

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:55 [Preview] No.754578 del
I was using https://pornx.ai/ last night. It's decent.

Government simps!

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.754579 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.754580 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.754581 del
I've got a couple spare sheets of corflute I can give him to make a little cabin.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.754582 del
Corfloot noot?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 10:59 [Preview] No.754583 del
I uses that as panelling in a small shed once.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.754584 del
Basically plastic cardboard.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.754585 del
Monk should drive to the gold coast I'm sure one of the NEETs there will put him up.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.754586 del
Harry Potter 1 is such a good film.

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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:03 [Preview] No.754588 del
How bad of a housemate would Monk be?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.754589 del
He'd be amusing if nothing else.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.754590 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.754591 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.754592 del
I'm always shocked by how young the main cast look in the first one.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:09 [Preview] No.754593 del
Going to BWS.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.754594 del
Eating BEANS

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.754595 del
Managed to retrieve the half bottle from the car unnoticed, Assassins Creed like.

Very bad. I could never live in a sharehouse. I'm considerate enough to do my chores and remain amicable, but other people quickly get on my nerves and I begin to withdraw and ignore the unspoken requirement of socialising with housemates, to the point where my presence alone begins to annoy people. Has happened at this house, living with my step-mum, and when I lived with my ex and someone else.
I'm generally an uncomfortable person to be around, I try not to involve myself with other peoples lives and expect a high degree of privacy which appears asocial. Most of my life I believed that it was everyone elses problem if they couldn't handle silence and had an expectation of sociability but realistically its not.
It's why I tend to isolate myself, because I'm just a burden on other people.
I also can't stand to hear other people having sex. It's fucking disgusting.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.754596 del
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Have a great day Neets!

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.754597 del
chain him up*

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.754598 del
Woolies macro organic?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.754599 del
To lube chains?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.754600 del
>Managed to retrieve the half bottle from the car unnoticed,
I hope it was For Sleep™️

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 19:04 [Preview] No.754601 del
morning bros

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.754602 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.754603 del
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Let's be careful out there today neets

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 19:44 [Preview] No.754604 del

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Tonight on womboflix Tom Cruise helps us break out of prison, break into the kremlin, climb the world's tallest building and find a parking spot, in Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011). Also starring Jeremy Renner, Lea Seydoux, Simon Pegg and Paula Patton. 7pm AEDT.

Then on Sunday, award winning chef Steven Segal will serve us a dinner of non-stop action in Under Siege (1992)

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.754606 del
>New assassins's creed just got released
>I still haven't even gotten up to assassins' creed 3

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:04 [Preview] No.754607 del
Good morning NEETs.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.754608 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.754609 del
going to bed
(couldn't post this because the site was broken at the time)

having cold pidser and pebsi for breakkayie

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.754610 del
Good morning NEET.

Add a splash of milk.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.754611 del
god I wish I could take up the cold pidser and coke breakfast lifestyle

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.754612 del
you can do it

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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.754615 del
Big Fella dealt with that quickly.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.754616 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.754617 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.754618 del
First poo since Monday. Doesn’t smell good. Doesn’t feel good.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.754619 del
better out than in

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:51 [Preview] No.754620 del
Tried a couple of those on PS3. Too hard.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.754621 del
Cold and damp morning for today's walk. A lot of snail activity on the footpaths.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.754622 del
Could be girls

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.754623 del
garn coles to pick up some popcorn and coke for tonight's movie, you neets want any snacks?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.754624 del
A large continental cucumber and a jar of coconut oil please.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.754625 del
Get me that family sized bag of party mix please.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.754626 del
I don't believe you.
I reckon you'd be the headache roommate that gets discussed about.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:23 [Preview] No.754627 del
Some fruit please.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:24 [Preview] No.754628 del
back to the desk whizzers today, after two days doing something for a federal org that sounds a little like chortler horse
hope my bum closes back up soon

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:27 [Preview] No.754629 del
Like a moth drawn to the light.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.754630 del
Good morning NEET.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.754631 del
Hopefully your day is packed with your fun and excitement.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:40 [Preview] No.754632 del
Have fun whizzing.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.754633 del
no. try again

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.754634 del
energy levels low, haven't had any fruit and vegies in days

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.754635 del
>fruit and vegies
They're poison.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.754636 del
My eyes are very sore today. Cause unknown.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:52 [Preview] No.754637 del
Splash some water in your eyes.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:53 [Preview] No.754638 del
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Good Morning NEETbrehs

Went to the bakery. Got a chicken curry pie. They Gave me a free coffee. Winning.

Half Day then heading to Noosa. Yeaeeeeaaah.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 21:57 [Preview] No.754639 del
I hope you're not going to consume that orally.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 22:00 [Preview] No.754640 del

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 22:02 [Preview] No.754641 del
Good morning NEET.


NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.754642 del
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Mission Impossible was funded by the scientologists and its got bits that are either MK ultra tier programming or easter eggs depending on your definition of either. I cant guarrantee that I wont try to plastic bag cruisey midway thru the moofie if I attend.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 22:08 [Preview] No.754643 del
Breakfast pies are for sundays only. How can you break the law and get away with it all the time?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.754644 del
How much are whores in Noosa? Asking for a friend.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.754645 del
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Monging Retards.
Gone fix up the code I botched yesterday and then hose the wallaby turds. What are youse gonna make for tea?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.754646 del
Morning Mate. I have always admired how diligent you are with your wallaby turd management.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 22:16 [Preview] No.754647 del
Absorb it !
Basado !
I really didn’t think it through
The thing about Noosa is there are tonnes of easy foreign backpackers. There is meant to be a really good whore house at Marcoola.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.754648 del
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I'm pissing my self in anticipation of some good action moofies, and thats my excuse.

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 23:01 [Preview] No.754649 del
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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 23:22 [Preview] No.754650 del
Does screaming count? I used to have an internal voice but now it just screams

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.754651 del
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NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 23:37 [Preview] No.754652 del
Have you tried screaming back at it?

NEET 10/05/2023 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.754653 del
The cenno strike on monday must be very annoying for any NEETs that are due to get paid then.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 00:12 [Preview] No.754654 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 00:17 [Preview] No.754655 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.754656 del
Between the internal voice and the tinnitus I'd still be a minority.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.754657 del
You can't strike if you don't do your job to begin with

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 00:32 [Preview] No.754658 del
I'd join the NEET union.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 00:43 [Preview] No.754659 del
Does your internal monologue say depressed things?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 00:51 [Preview] No.754660 del
>tfw depressed and anxious

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 00:56 [Preview] No.754661 del
Sitting here tweaking out my ear hole hair.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 01:14 [Preview] No.754662 del
Find any gold?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 01:15 [Preview] No.754663 del
Save it and then when I dig out my ear wax we can make some of those wax covered dental floss sticks.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 01:17 [Preview] No.754664 del
Just happy that i dont have to use a lighter anymore.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 01:20 [Preview] No.754665 del
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I was going to post this picture of Monk having a sneaky drink last night but the board crashed.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.754666 del
Sitting here twerking out my bum hole hair.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.754667 del
Satanic bum hairs.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.754668 del
>since Monday
Are you exec?

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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.754671 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.754672 del
Got much planned for the weekend?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.754673 del
I've been roped into feeding the neighbour's dogs tonight and the weekend.
Other than that, I'll probably sort out some of the mess in the hovel and maybe tinker with the car.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:04 [Preview] No.754674 del
Not him but I'm going to try to clean my hovel and be a bit productive for a change.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.754675 del
Is everybody hovel dwelling now?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:06 [Preview] No.754676 del
It is novel to call it a hovel.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.754677 del
I want a review on the whores
Dont worry about these othere dotty naysaying NEETs, they dont understand the bossman lifestyle.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:10 [Preview] No.754678 del
>tfw have to pay rent

Sick of giving these vultures my non-earned money.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.754679 del
Theyre no longer due to get paid.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.754680 del
>feed the dogs
You mean babysitting them so they dont howl constantly.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.754681 del
You can join Monk on his journey, become knights of the road.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.754682 del
At St Kinda eating squid steaks and oysters kilpatrick

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.754683 del
Is nuro pretending to be a womanizer again?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.754684 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.754685 del
He's kinda eating squid steaks at the Saint.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.754686 del
Bill can feed the dog tomorrow.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.754687 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.754688 del
Is Bill not coming over?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.754689 del
Homeless monk swagman arc

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:16 [Preview] No.754690 del
Bill is unavailable tomorrow. The sociopath kid has a school camp or something.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.754691 del
>St Kinda
I think he got beatified around the same time as St Gunna

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.754692 del
>the bossman lifestyle
The NEETs envy it.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:18 [Preview] No.754693 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.754694 del
NEET bossmanning does seem to lead to whoremongering.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:19 [Preview] No.754695 del
>easy foreign backpackers

Easy for Chad maybe. N/A to (You).

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:20 [Preview] No.754696 del
one of the negative voices in my head says mean things about me when I see an attractive girl

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.754697 del
Remember when he was going on about that woman trying to fuck him in the shop? Fucking pathetic to see that sort of wishful thinking, mistaking politeness for interest.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.754698 del
Only be a sparky if you are small.
Electricians spend half of their lives crawling around inside other people's roofspaces, which is pretty shitty to begin with, but extra shitty if you're a large person.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.754699 del
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Indians are some of the worst subhumans on earth. I'd rather have niggers keep existing and Indians get exterminated than the other way round.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.754700 del
also where the dead sparkies tend to be when they make the assumption that kills them

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.754701 del
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>a sparky if you are small

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.754702 del
Going to have breakfast, do a poo, have a shower and get cracking on the day.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.754703 del
Are you a WA NEET? That is the only acceptable timezone for this tardiness.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.754704 del
He has 3 minutes to have breakfast otherwise.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.754705 del
Shaved his balls 'in preparation' too iirc. Psycho behaviour, I bet he still stalks her on IG.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:41 [Preview] No.754706 del
might eat some vegies. might

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.754707 del
I bet you'd meet a lot of strapping young possums that way

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:46 [Preview] No.754708 del
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bought a bag of these last night, will wash them down with strawberry milk

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:48 [Preview] No.754709 del
got the same, plus a bottle of coke, for tonight's movie

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:49 [Preview] No.754710 del
>doctors actually tell alcos to take a multivitamin
Alcohol abuse (ie, being Australian) causes vitamin B deficiencies, which cause all sorts of problems, including "wet brain".
GPs used to just give pissheads a vitamin B injection whenever they saw them. Don't know why they stopped. To save money, probably.
Also, heavy daily drinkers should never stop cold turkey. You can have seizures and die. You have to taper off. Ask your GP and get the prick to give you a shot of vitamin B while he's at it.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.754711 del
Execs aint shaving their own balls.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:51 [Preview] No.754712 del
Actually feel pretty good after the bowl of salad, was gonna have some chocolate, but I'll wait.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:53 [Preview] No.754713 del
Might make a surprise visit to Jaycar tomorrow.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 02:57 [Preview] No.754714 del
The NEET is correct, in that you should not stop refreshing yourself with fine beverages from one of my many cellars. Why not pick up some vitamins that we now stock at the checkout along with herbal viagras and amyl nitrates for your enjoyment.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:00 [Preview] No.754715 del
>herbal viagras and amyl nitrates

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:02 [Preview] No.754716 del
One of my underlings had the temerity to suggest we should offer Vaccines as well but I had him flogged, after all putting poison in my valued customers would be unconscionable.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.754717 del
Email from Australia Post, 6 October:
>Dear Customer,
>From 5 October, we'll send digital notifications* to advise of an attempted delivery, instead of leaving a paper card.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:06 [Preview] No.754718 del
>From 5th October we won't even bother pretending to try any more

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.754719 del
lol now they won't even need to leave the house to go to work.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:08 [Preview] No.754720 del
>Dear Customer
>Fuck you

Australia post

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.754721 del
pajeet no longer has to spend the first hour of his shift pre-filling the cards

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:13 [Preview] No.754722 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.754723 del
Might have an extra cup of tea even though I've reached my limit for the day. I'm feeling saucy.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.754724 del
>I'm feeling saucy.
That's herbal viagra, not tea.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:22 [Preview] No.754725 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:26 [Preview] No.754726 del
Saucy over-invigorated NEET rampage.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.754727 del
You can do it.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.754728 del
A time saver.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.754729 del
Do you still use cockmail?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.754730 del
How to threaten a cow

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.754731 del
I still have mailboxes with them, yeah?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.754732 del
Sounds cocky.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.754733 del
why cant i change my password?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:51 [Preview] No.754734 del
Good morning you abo dogs
Might go to the pub soon, but I'll have to drive so I'll be limited to 1 beer. Will visit doctor Dan too. Might push 100km/h on the rally track

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:53 [Preview] No.754735 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.754736 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:57 [Preview] No.754737 del
Tell him your password so he can check if it works for him.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 03:58 [Preview] No.754738 del
Sweetie's cousins.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.754739 del
Is it legal to eat the homeless? You could say they were dead already when you found them.
This would solve the rising cost of food and the housing crisis.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:03 [Preview] No.754740 del
Not even nuro could live such a based life

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.754741 del
>You could say they were dead already when you found them.
You'd still be in trouble for interfering with a corpse, failing to report finding a body, etc, etc

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.754742 del
They would have to examine my poo for evidence.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.754743 del
Sent you mail.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.754744 del
"Their small size, high water content and poor meat quality mean they are not considered edible by humans"

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.754745 del
Hmm. Nothing has appeared yet.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.754746 del
What's the limit?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.754747 del
I wonder if that neet enjoyed some AI porn last night

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.754748 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.754749 del
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Started listening to the audiobook of William Gibson's Pattern Recognition novel

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.754750 del
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Garn run an errand or two

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.754751 del
shit, I get that all the time, I should be on the dsp for it it's so severe

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.754752 del
The homeless don't have houses, eating them wouldn't magically get you more houses.
And the homeless aren't safe to eat, they have pin worms,giardia, you'd have to keep them in a bath tub for a month like carp in order to flush the meth out of them. It would end up being much harder than raising lambs.

No, the solution is building dred style tower blocks in the countryside with prisoners on the top, free housing in the middle, and council housing on the bottom.
To escape, prisoners would have to work, fight or negotiate their way down through the tower block and get a job at the bottom.

In reality it would be a crab barrel because the strongest prisoners would throw the weakest off, the homeless would barricade the middle and the council housing would get taken over by mace wielding cultists. But that's the perfect system, a solution people made for themselves.

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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.754755 del
Internal screaming increases

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.754756 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:36 [Preview] No.754757 del
The daily scream of existence.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.754758 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=jl1mQASHc48 [Embed]

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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.754760 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.754761 del
Belushi mode nuro whizzing the streets on his eeb, stopping at Guzmans for a couple of burritos before going home.
How based can one man be? What a lifestyle.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.754762 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.754763 del
Well I do have to work tomorrow chud.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.754764 del
Voted no again.
Noones counting.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:45 [Preview] No.754765 del
Important bossman work?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.754766 del
But it's Saturday.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.754767 del
Keep going.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:48 [Preview] No.754768 del
Don't forget taking some sneaky snaps of underage girls. He must have quite the collection now

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.754769 del
Lots of Kate Cerebrano Vinyls to order.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.754770 del
Whizz to the Ghuzz

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:53 [Preview] No.754771 del
australia post are now claiming my parcel will be delivered between 5.10pm and 7.10pm this evening, despite loading it on the van at 10.30am
I wonder if pajeet crashed the van or something

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:54 [Preview] No.754772 del
Wish I could meet at a side street pizzeria and have some prawn cocktails and share a lamb golzeme before going upstairs and doing shots of Drambuie then just enough h to stop feeling my shoes on my feet then a licorice cigarillo on the balcony while spitting on the sidewalk, then cruising down the beach to get turned on by, and ignore the teen slags who get impressed by public joint smoking then going to Nuro's brothel and getting a discount on three pinay sloots and stealing their amphetamines then waking up on the shores of dogshit beach with Stanley's board shorts on my head and the eeb plug in my bum.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:55 [Preview] No.754773 del
a strange feel

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.754774 del
has that neet finished watching arse soaker s01e08 yet?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.754775 del
A based feel.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.754776 del
I'm on to season 3.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.754777 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.754778 del
pajeet has been busy typing sorry we missed you emails all day.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.754779 del
Pajeet has to stop for his poo breaks.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.754780 del
Those board shorts would smell really bad I think.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:58 [Preview] No.754781 del
We need Justice for Helen t-shirts

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 04:59 [Preview] No.754782 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.754783 del
I think JCT has them in an evidence locker.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.754784 del
Trust the needful.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.754785 del
Been getting scam texts saying my postal address isn't correct.
Strange, because I don't buy anything online. Assume it's a scam.

Next week, find out an old person I know lost 5k to the same scam. Apparently the text sent people to a fake paypal page and scraped their logins or somthing. Put them on a phoney subscription.

Why do any of us have to get JSP when we could just be scamming boomers. Serves them right for owning all the houses

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.754786 del
If I was a boomer with lots of houses I would poo in my tenants houses and not flush and laugh on the way out.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.754787 del
1) buy magnetic strip read/write machine
2) buy CVV dumps on the dark weberino
3) withdraw free money from ATMs

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.754789 del
Done all my tasks so I shall have an iced coffee and four (4) chocolate chip cookies and a choof.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:12 [Preview] No.754790 del
Good boy.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.754791 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.754792 del
OKAY. Did an errand. Gonna have some chocolate.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.754793 del
You can't stop wizzy

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.754794 del
Is that you monk?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.754795 del
> four (4) chocolate chip cookies
Go on, have a whole packet, you deserve it.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:27 [Preview] No.754796 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.754797 del
After the Shed arc.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.754798 del
There was only 4 left.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.754799 del
might do a wine and rum run before the postie/womboflix/dogfeeding mess that is going to be this evening

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.754800 del
Room one and two are still clean.
Going to try and clean room four today as room three proved too challenging

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.754801 del
what nationality was pony tail martial arts guy?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.754802 del
get on ubereats and order some more. You need to give your brain positive feedback to condition it properly

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:38 [Preview] No.754803 del
Good luck.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.754804 del
I don't do uber eats, I'll get some more next week.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:39 [Preview] No.754805 del
Well cleaned.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:43 [Preview] No.754806 del
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The Based Pictures will continue until Morale improves.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.754807 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.754808 del
bws gave me 3 cans of hard seltzer free
will save those for day drinks tomorrow

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:48 [Preview] No.754809 del
You wanked them off.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:49 [Preview] No.754810 del
I most certainly did not.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:50 [Preview] No.754811 del
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He's like an obese manlet version of steven segal

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:52 [Preview] No.754812 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:53 [Preview] No.754813 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.754814 del
stevey seagull is much more obese than that guy

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:54 [Preview] No.754815 del
Good score then.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.754816 del
No, I am a stay-up-all-night-pacing-around-my-room-anxiously neet.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.754817 del
It was another one of those things like him getting those funeral photos. He talked so much about it but then couldn't deliver. SAD!

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.754818 del
There's no need to get so invested in these things.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.754819 del
Is there a way to get my hair to sit like that? Should I use some sort of oil or something?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 05:59 [Preview] No.754820 del
You need some mallard fat.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.754821 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.754822 del
I've run out of money. Had to pull out the ol' slapper for that goon and maccas run

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.754823 del
you fool

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.754824 del
My town had the local communal gardens shut down because the pajeet family would take all the produce without contributing anything. Fucking parasitic subhumans. I hate them so much.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.754825 del
monk! no!

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.754826 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.754827 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.754828 del
You're on the slippery slapper slope now.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.754829 del
Oh Monk.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.754830 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.754831 del
Cenno payment sunday

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:07 [Preview] No.754832 del
Wagon tomorrow?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.754833 del
Oh Monk
Woe Monk
Nowhere left to go Monk
Now the goon is all drunk
And the slappers gone dry.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.754834 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.754835 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.754836 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.754837 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.754838 del
>And the slappers gone dry
like my cunny
it used to grool for chad monk
hobo monk leave me cold

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:11 [Preview] No.754839 del

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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.754841 del
shut up kurt cobain

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.754842 del
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Need Jap wife.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.754843 del
Stick to the tennis.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.754844 del
Best to throw $500 on the slapper and bet on black to test your luck.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:13 [Preview] No.754845 del
Monk can win it all back in one good night at the cas. He just needs webby to front him some cash.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.754846 del
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Need Yank wife.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.754847 del
no race mixing on ausneets. Gook women for sex only.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.754848 del
Exactly, and I'm not banned from the casino in Adelaide. I'd give him a cut of my winnings.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:14 [Preview] No.754849 del
Nuro should take him under his wing and teach him to be based.
Together they will make the bike shop great again!

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.754850 del
It'll be packed with three in the toilet.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.754851 del
It'd be an investment, not a loan

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.754852 del
Stick to the Badminton

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:15 [Preview] No.754853 del
I prefer gook women with glasses. Their eyes look too weird without them.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.754854 del
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Need Sophie Dee gf

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.754855 del
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Put $50 on black. If you lose, just put $100 on black. Keep chasing your losses like this until you win it all back.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.754856 del
It would be cosy.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.754857 del
Are Texans okay?

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This is how the rich made their money

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.754859 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:17 [Preview] No.754860 del
Handsome fellas (?)

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.754861 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.754862 del
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The SA neets should get together and start a pub.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.754863 del
Don’t search for early Sophie Dee Ai Upscaled. You could get a nasty wrist injury.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:19 [Preview] No.754864 del
They can't even get together for a meal at the duck restraunt.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:20 [Preview] No.754865 del
Or HP joint.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.754866 del
It was too cramped for Weber to fit in there.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.754867 del
Thinking about that girl from uni again. I keep going back to my phone to look at a photo of her.
Might try to get a gf next week to help get out of this.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:22 [Preview] No.754868 del
Thinking about that latina again
Wanna knock her up so bad

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.754869 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:23 [Preview] No.754871 del
Thinking about Ancient Rome again.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:25 [Preview] No.754872 del
I am amazed how many of these mongs claim to think about Rome multiple times a day but then don't know really basic things about Rome. I know people irl that claim to think about Rome several times a day that think Julius Caesar was an emperor.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.754873 del
They are visualising the warfare and the cities and the general 'aesthetics' of ancient rome.
You don't have to be a history buff to enjoy the way it looks.
Don't be so autistic, you already know exactly what they're talking about.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.754874 del
I was thinking I would bang a sexy Roman slave girl.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:27 [Preview] No.754875 del
In her bumhole.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.754877 del
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he was Caesar

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.754878 del
Sometime soon I'm gonna listen to the entirity of Will Durant's Caesar And Christ, play Imperator and watch Rome

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.754879 del
I desperately want a gf. I don't think I can handle it anymore.
I might have to get a gook

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.754880 del
So long as it's not a negress

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.754881 del
I actually think it'd be harder to get a gook because they often don't speak English.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:33 [Preview] No.754882 del
Are there any good boong forums with actual blackfellas posting?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:35 [Preview] No.754883 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.754884 del
We are the only place.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.754885 del
Post her here. A problem shared is a problem halved.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.754886 del
Isn't aboriginality subjective anyway? Patricia from Q&A says its not an ethnicity

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.754887 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:37 [Preview] No.754888 del
Get a package deal.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:41 [Preview] No.754889 del
Nuro has been hired by Elon to head up development of Tesla's new ebike in the bike shop, he doesn't have time for monk.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.754890 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:45 [Preview] No.754891 del
Monk could whizz off to guzmans for him.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.754892 del
Highest Speed Eeb Arc.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.754893 del
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NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.754894 del
When is the Shed arc going to start?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.754895 del
I wouldn't be caught dead on an eeb or a scooter
Virgin transport. I burn petrol daily

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.754896 del
>Virgin transport. I burn petrol daily
https://youtube.com/watch?v=X2HX5wsQVEA [Embed]

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:54 [Preview] No.754897 del
I like how nuro started on the eeb because of a wrist injury but now he is too fat to go back.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:55 [Preview] No.754898 del
He's a handsome devil.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.754899 del
A dashing silver fox, impressing the schoolgirls with his husky figure.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.754900 del
lol accurate

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 06:57 [Preview] No.754901 del
Balls aerodynamically shaved for her pleasure.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.754902 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vXbVRDk2xjA [Embed]

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.754903 del
that bitch sings flat

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.754904 del
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Ok neets, Mission Impossible - Ghost Protocol (2011) will be on womboflix in 1 hour. https://cytu.be/r/womboflix

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.754905 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hvvVd_ikaCc [Embed]

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.754906 del
and that song shouldn't even be sung by women

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.754907 del
>No plan. No backup. No choice.
Mission Impossible: NEET Protocol.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.754908 del
After the chinkshitdinner saga and the GOADneet seething at me for existing the next thing I do not want to know or need is the Monk story arc. Sorry Monk.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.754909 del
I'll ban you cunt

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.754910 del
It was Sophie Dee’s fault.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.754911 del
Is the board entirely unmoderated outside of global rules at this point?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:07 [Preview] No.754912 del
There is some moderation some times but there is nobody banning either of the banned NEETs that have returned.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.754913 del
Like a case of the clap, they just keep coming back.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.754914 del
Go complain to discord about the assassination attempts.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.754915 del
Kill him!

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.754916 del
Back in Possums day they would have got the gas chamber.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:10 [Preview] No.754917 del
I'm not IGA you mong. I want them both banned.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.754918 del
Well then you are going to have lay an elaborate trap like Fantomas.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.754919 del
Had an idea for a story before but I forgot it.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:14 [Preview] No.754920 del
Put 1.5g of meth in a burger and leave it outside the dunny.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.754921 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.754922 del
Had subway with no salad for dindins and two choc chip debickis

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.754923 del
A whole meal

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.754924 del
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>subway with no salad
1 foot meatballs and cheese?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.754925 del
Wouldn't mind an e-scooter for checking teh letterbox or going to the local takeaway joint.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.754926 del
Poor monk.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.754927 del
That's a very nice pub.
I'd say there'd be more of those type of old pubs in Victoria.
Best A is mostly brick.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.754928 del
no it was white bread

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.754929 del
Can we talk about the elephant in the room?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.754930 del
bmt with cheese

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.754931 del
The bum rash gone bad.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.754932 del
Leave Webby alone!

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.754933 del
It would have sold millions.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.754934 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.754935 del
He needs to put $3 or $4 bets on 5 or 6 different spots on the wheel of fortune on the second story and win his first $80 off of $20.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.754936 del
Trust the system?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.754937 del
Globalist swine

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.754938 del
Turn $20 into $160 in 20 minutes and get a free wank from a gook.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.754939 del
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Cat is not amused.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.754940 del
My life has been a series of split 8's and gook wanks

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.754941 del
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Nips > gooks

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.754942 del
>So, when she and her mum, Lyndal, rescued a foster kitten in 2017, Izzy made it clear that Luna would be the name for their newest furry family member – after the Potter character, Luna Lovegood.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:32 [Preview] No.754943 del
They all smell like noodles with the lights off.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.754944 del
Based DST enjoyer

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.754945 del
I could save monk.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.754946 del
Should be arrested for indecent exposure.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.754947 del
You would save him for after dinner.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.754948 del
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I gotta cut back on the heat, this one's hard to inhale.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.754949 del
Jungle Asians > Snow Asians

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.754950 del

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.754951 del
Stick to the Texans

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.754952 del
Those friends you had for dinner the other week... were they the counter-terrorism squad?

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.754953 del
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Thinking about ancient Roman KFC.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.754954 del
It wasn't sticking to the tennis.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:40 [Preview] No.754955 del
Two slices thanks.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.754956 del
Could also have been a butcher, but hey lets make some shit up for clicks.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.754957 del
>Payments will not be affected by teh strike

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.754958 del
His were footlong meatball with extra cheese.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:42 [Preview] No.754959 del
Wow great point and very intelligently made.

NEET 10/06/2023 (Fri) 07:43 [Preview] No.754960 del