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NEET General #747 - As Big As A 747 Edition NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No. 761089
I hate myself and I hope this Christmas is my last.

Old: >>760101


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.761119 del


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 12:40 [Preview] No.761120 del
NSW best australia


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NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.761126 del
mein teefs are all loose today


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.761127 del
>>761082
I just woke up. Fuck me dead, wasted the day. I was meant to do stuff tonight. May as well go back to bed.
Good night again noot.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:07 [Preview] No.761128 del
kaex@protonmail.com


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:08 [Preview] No.761130 del
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Looking forward to another based thread with based Stanners.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.761135 del
Bed time.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.761136 del
>>761135
Good night sweet noot.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.761137 del
Munching on carrots.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.761138 del
>>761137
What’s up, doc?


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.761139 del
Caring on munchotts.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.761140 del
>>761139
What’s a munchott?


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.761141 del
>>761138
When you go to make a joke but it isn't funny.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.761142 del
>>761141
Are you being a narky neet?


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.761143 del


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:26 [Preview] No.761144 del
Nuro can you please review the new Guzman chicken tendies please?


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:28 [Preview] No.761145 del
>>761142
No, I misclicked.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.761146 del
We should have nightly rankings of how good nuro's spergout was. I'd give tonight a 4/10. He had some effort and got upset but his tantrum died in the arse pretty hard. He didn't put his heart into it and flood the reports or spam the board or something.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 13:42 [Preview] No.761147 del
Good night noots.


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What race is this girl? Irish?


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 15:07 [Preview] No.761149 del
>>761148
Shes not Jewish or asian or nigger. I don’t know what she is


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.761150 del
>>761140
>never heard of munchotts

>>761141
A wordplay isn't a joke.
A funny wordplay can be considered a type of joke.
Writing something that comes to mind and just want to post it isn't trying to be funny or making a joke. If someone finds it amusing, in the sense that it's curious it's just bonus.
Come on dude, get your shit together, just because you want to be rude you don't have to be braindead too.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.761151 del
>>761148
Race = White
Ethnicity = European, possibly Scotch-Irish, +/- other.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.761152 del
>>761148
So an Image search, the results are in some obscure language from and old forum website. *Sfw not pron.


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NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 16:25 [Preview] No.761154 del
Wild walrus wank


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.761155 del
morning bros


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.761156 del
>>761155
I was watching you sleep


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.761157 del


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.761158 del
>>761156
I don't sleep. I just wait for the darkness to end.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.761159 del
>>761155
Good morning NEET.

>>761156
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 19:54 [Preview] No.761160 del
Neighbour bitching because his dog got raped again.
He should keep it inside and I don't know why people keep asking about all the missing pets in my street I don't know.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.761161 del
think I might start learning russian today


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.761162 del
>>761161
Zuka blyat


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.761163 del
Six nightmares, woe.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.761164 del
>>761161
How do you say "rape" in russian?


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 20:40 [Preview] No.761165 del
>>761164
No direct translation.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 20:52 [Preview] No.761166 del
>>761165
No means Yes and Yes means No Direction Translation


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.761167 del
>>761166
>No Direction
Freudian slip


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.761168 del
shitty apple and cinnamon muffin
woolworths bakery section is deliberately churning out the shit nobody wants and not making any of the things people actually like


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.761169 del
those dipshits have now reimbursed me twice for those taxi fares from the other week


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 21:34 [Preview] No.761170 del
symbicort ran out yesterday
respiratory infection getting worse lol


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.761171 del
That's no way to talk about your work pals.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 21:47 [Preview] No.761172 del
>>761169
Thats good.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 21:51 [Preview] No.761173 del
>>761170
Tell Wizzy I said hi.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 21:54 [Preview] No.761174 del
Two soft boiled eggs and toast down the hatch.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.761176 del
woe'd


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 22:37 [Preview] No.761177 del
cheer up


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.761178 del
>>761176
Time to go outside and get some sun and listen to the birds.


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 22:54 [Preview] No.761179 del


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>>761179
it's not a problem so long as they keep their mouth shut and do as they're told


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 23:10 [Preview] No.761181 del
lol instant scripts have decided that since I haven't been to a doctor in years they are not going to write me any more scripts


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 23:11 [Preview] No.761182 del
even had a doctor phone me


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 23:13 [Preview] No.761183 del
>>761181
>>761182
Selling drugs is big money, getting a script is just a formality these days


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 23:13 [Preview] No.761184 del
>>761170
Deep goncern.
Should have had more black and gold lime juice


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 23:21 [Preview] No.761185 del
"There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone."

Tomorrow night womboflix will be showing some choice episodes from The Twilight Zone, including To Serve Man from the 1960s tv series, and Nightmare at 20,000 feet from the 1983 movie.

Then on Saturday, Bruce Lee's son kicks some butt in Rapid Fire (1992), and on Sunday, Angelina Jolie's daddy runs from a train in The Odessa File (1974)


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.761186 del
which neet is sick neet? Is he one of the named neets who's actually going to be missed?


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 23:28 [Preview] No.761187 del
>>761186
there's at least 2


NEET 10/23/2023 (Mon) 23:36 [Preview] No.761189 del
>>761187
BINDI CRY


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.761191 del
2 big macs large chips and drink


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.761192 del
sisterbot hit motherbat up for $2500 for a replacement washing machine
no wonder bill has been wanting to come around and paint


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 01:20 [Preview] No.761193 del
I hope this doctor gives me adderall


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 01:27 [Preview] No.761194 del
>>761193
I told him not to.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 01:32 [Preview] No.761195 del
>>761193
bad idea neet. And if he offers you lobster pills, just say no


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 01:32 [Preview] No.761196 del
>>761191
nuro you are growing hungrier every day


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 01:35 [Preview] No.761197 del
>>761196
no i am not nuro


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 02:08 [Preview] No.761198 del
>>761197
you look like him. Are you sure you're not related?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 02:16 [Preview] No.761199 del
Got the sniffles. Machine hit me on the face with a fistful of pebbles. Neither sick nor injured


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>>761185
Hey WOMBO can you add “Sudden Death (1995)” to the list ?
>>761193
They are mine now
>>761196
Not me no HJs around here
>>761197
I am he


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 02:25 [Preview] No.761201 del
>>761200
>One review highlighted a nine-month randomized controlled trial of amphetamine treatment for ADHD in children that found an average increase of 4.5 IQ points,
Enough to escape profound retardation


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 02:28 [Preview] No.761202 del
>>761200
It would be interesting to try these just for one work day to see what happens.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 02:30 [Preview] No.761203 del
>>761202
it's like having 10+ coffees, except without the stomach upset


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.761205 del
>>761203
so three or four mondsters? seems like a lot of hassle for tablets


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 02:39 [Preview] No.761207 del
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Oak milk, best milk.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 02:40 [Preview] No.761208 del
>>761207
This is a Dare board, kiddo.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.761209 del


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 03:06 [Preview] No.761210 del
>>761203
>tfw 10+ cofees
>can't sleep
>upset stomach
Maybe it's time to get on the dexies


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 03:08 [Preview] No.761211 del
>>761206
>partner with foreign intelligence agencies
>get hacked/insider'd
>wonder how this happened
>ask foreign intelligence agencies for help
It's Microsoft this week, surely letting Microsoft build a nonsensical firewall around Australia won't backfire


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 03:22 [Preview] No.761212 del
>>761211
G'day, welcome to coiyberpunk, the neon-drenched dystopian sci-fi genre that explores how capitalism and technology have eroded our natural Australian spirits. Mecha-crikey, there's a whisper in me ghost! Don't clone the raw prawn with me, is it real, or just a false memory-doo?


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>>761210
you deserve the dexie lifestyle


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 03:31 [Preview] No.761214 del


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 03:36 [Preview] No.761215 del
>>761214
get out


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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 03:44 [Preview] No.761218 del
>>761214
Learn to fly at Parafield with UniSA


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 03:45 [Preview] No.761219 del
garn get some burger rings, you neets want anything?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.761220 del
>>761219
One ring please


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 03:46 [Preview] No.761221 del
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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 03:48 [Preview] No.761222 del
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/movies/new-movies/jennifer-lawrences-fullfrontal-nude-scene-stuns-netflix-viewers/news-story/3c5ff6c2fc2883d797cc433c36d8f744
why would this stun viewers? we saw photos of her with harvey weinstein's jizz all over her face a decade ago


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:05 [Preview] No.761223 del


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:06 [Preview] No.761224 del
>>761223
Gonna cry?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.761225 del
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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.761226 del
>>761225
I think somebody was telling fibs about Bobi's real age.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:13 [Preview] No.761227 del
>>761192
Shouldn't need more than $800 for new family-sized one.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:14 [Preview] No.761228 del
>>761227
Yeah I dunno. Not getting involved.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:15 [Preview] No.761229 del
>>761226
this, but for olive


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:17 [Preview] No.761230 del
Webby, I'm sorry to ask this again, but can we try moving the womboflix server to another location again? Shiban hasn't been able to stream from it the last few times. He's one of our most frequent viewers.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.761231 del
>>761163
The other week I awoke from one with an audible yelp. Never had that happen before.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:22 [Preview] No.761232 del
>>761119
OP hates himself and wishes for this Christmas to be his last.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:23 [Preview] No.761233 del
>>761224
Will do if I don't get some beer into me soon.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:24 [Preview] No.761234 del
>>761230
Yes. Where would you like me to try?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.761235 del
>>761231
Bone dream?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:26 [Preview] No.761236 del
>>761234
Where have we tried before?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:32 [Preview] No.761237 del
>>761236
Sydney, Dallas, Sydney


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:36 [Preview] No.761238 del
>>761237
Does linode have any data centres elsewhere in australia? Or somewhere in between australia and europe, like singapore?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:37 [Preview] No.761239 del
>>761238
I believe there are Singapore and Japan DCs.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:39 [Preview] No.761240 del
>>761239
we might try there


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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:46 [Preview] No.761242 del
>>761201
Nobody escapes the bucket.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:49 [Preview] No.761243 del
morning
I finished my shift
now I have to do some gigs
the ride never ends


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:56 [Preview] No.761244 del
>>761240
I'll sort it out later tonight or first thing tomorrow.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 04:57 [Preview] No.761245 del
>>761244
thanks


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 05:20 [Preview] No.761246 del
>I'll do it tomorrow


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 05:32 [Preview] No.761247 del
>>761246
Fuck off.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 05:40 [Preview] No.761248 del
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Noosa is completely dead and barren when the rare northerly blows sand into the Bourgeoisie


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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:05 [Preview] No.761250 del
>>761248
Based.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.761252 del
cant stop watching catch and cook vlogs
need to learn how to fish


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:36 [Preview] No.761253 del
Isaac Butterfield made a video about our girl Jana
https://youtube.com/watch?v=myqZ5WkP9HA [Embed]


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.761254 del
>>761170
Sleep tight.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:39 [Preview] No.761255 del
>teh average venom yield of eastern browns in QLD is around 11 milligrams, while in SA it's only 3(three)...

SA WEAK CUNTS A


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.761256 del
>>761252
Waste of time and you'll die of skin cancer.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:45 [Preview] No.761257 del
>>761249
Big Mad ?? 😎


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:50 [Preview] No.761258 del
My teeth hurt. It hurts to walk because of it. Suggestions?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:51 [Preview] No.761259 del
>>761257
Please stop copying IGA like this. It's embarrassing.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.761260 del
Garn vacuum.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.761261 del
>>761258
Dentist or pull them out yourself.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.761262 del
>>761260
Good luck NEET.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.761263 del
Garn vacuum.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 06:57 [Preview] No.761264 del


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>>761250
Bottle of champagne down the hatch. 20mg of Dexies crushed and down the hatch. 20mg of oxy non orally.

Listening to do dis 🤪 https://youtu.be/nYOMzNYO21c?si=1oOV8Xyn7RdF606b


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.761266 del
>>761259
You will be false flagging in about 3 minutes you broke ass mentally ill faggot bitch


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:03 [Preview] No.761267 del
>>761265
>20mg of Dexies crushed and down the hatch.
You'll be sweating tonight.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.761268 del
>>761265
>20mg of Dexies
holy shit, even when I took dexies I rarely took that much, and I spaced it out over the morning. Nuro is hard core


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:18 [Preview] No.761269 del
DERRORANGED


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:19 [Preview] No.761270 del
>>761268
Tonight's show will be unlike any other.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:21 [Preview] No.761271 del
>>761269
Shutup nuro


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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:23 [Preview] No.761273 del
>>761253
Aboot time.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.761274 del
>>761253
Wait until he finds out Nadia.


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>>761207
I've heard of almond milk, but never acorn milk.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.761277 del
>>761275
Good idea, everything in the one location.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.761278 del
>>761245
It's now in Osaka, JP.
172.233.66.54
2400:8905::f03c:93ff:fe60:cd31
I've also updated the SSL certificate that was going to expire in a week or so.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.761279 del
>>761276
>acorn milk
ejaculate from a particularly small benis


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.761280 del
>>761278
>Osaka, JP.
It'll be a gook evening of entertainment.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:39 [Preview] No.761281 del
>>761280
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mPjsoYfTxj4 [Embed]


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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:47 [Preview] No.761283 del
>>761279
>ejaculate from a
*Boong


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.761284 del
forcing myself to eat some salad. woe


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:52 [Preview] No.761285 del
>>761278
thanks webby, I'll let you know if there are any problems


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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.761287 del
>>761192
Washing machines don't cost that much.
Why didn't she use mongtard niece as an excuse?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:56 [Preview] No.761288 del
Bill is a smackhead.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.761289 del
>>761288
He thrives when working.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.761290 del
>>761193
Would it help me do digital filing and nming of documents for hours and updating info in apps?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.761291 del
I bet nuro doesn't eat salad, and just maintains his figure through hard machinist work and ebiking


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.761292 del
>>761288
is he actually on meth?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.761293 del
>Noosa is completely dead and barren when the rare northerly blows sand into the Bourgeoisie

Translation: "I came all this fucking way and didn't get to creep on a single kid!"


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.761294 del
>>761293
Stick to the tennis too.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:06 [Preview] No.761295 del
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>>761212
I wish the internet was never invented.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.761296 del
>>761248
Is wind surfing still a thing or did kike boarding take over?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.761297 del
>>761278
it's streaming ok for me, we'll find out later if it works for shibs too


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.761298 del
>>761265
>20mg of Dexamfetamine
>20mg of Oxycodone Anally
Your going to shit sometime next year


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.761299 del
>>761298
nuro is bringing ausneets back to its degenerate druggie roots. I approve


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.761300 del
Went to one of those flash liquorlands that styled like a 'cellar'. Plenty of poofter craft beer but fuck all traditional beers. No tallboys. Only a handful of long necks hidden away in the cold room.
Just disgraceful. Then went to BWS to get some tallboys and had to duck under all their gay fuckin halloween decorations.
We should start a bottleo chain of proper true blue boozers


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.761301 del
>>761300
gooners united brewery


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.761303 del
>>761302
I love you Dan. No Homo


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:25 [Preview] No.761304 del
Made a double big Mac. Huge feed, 500g beef, 6 half buns, two onions, special sauce.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:27 [Preview] No.761305 del
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>>761304
i look forward to your photo


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.761306 del
>>761305
Couldn't work out how to photograph it, would have had to bend the rug at 90 degrees to use as a backdrop


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.761307 del
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>>761304
The executive council approves.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.761308 del
>>761305
See that's actually a weak contender. Bread must be proportional for structural reasons, cheese however becomes sickening so must be in ratio.
6 buns is about the limit, after than you move to Turkish bread or a sub.

There's really no reason not to make a meter long burger sub


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.761309 del
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>>761308
>cheese however becomes sickening
detected the skellie who has never binged a tray of lasange in his life


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.761310 del
>>761307
And in half an hour I'm making a pasda with a kilo of meat and many things in it.
In fairness my grocery budget is fucked now


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:38 [Preview] No.761311 del
Whens cracker night?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:40 [Preview] No.761313 del
>>761309
The thing about lasagne is that you really don't put much cheese in it. It's all milk and flour. Just finish it with a bit of pecarino.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:44 [Preview] No.761314 del
https://www.youtube.com/@rokkitkit
This guys catch and cooks are my fav


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:45 [Preview] No.761315 del
>>761089
We'll go together.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.761316 del
>>761256
I could go one of those


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.761317 del


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.761318 del
>>761275
For the thinking man


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.761319 del
>>761292
He needs the money


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.761320 del
>>761300
Grogmongers


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.761321 del
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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.761322 del
Greggos Grog Shop


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.761323 del
wasted the day again.
Considering getting on the piss.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.761324 del
>>761323
Same. Got out of swag at 3pm


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.761325 del
>>761324
Your photo didn't attach.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:14 [Preview] No.761326 del
Wanna go cunt?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.761327 del
>>761326
I'll get weber to bash you.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.761328 del
>>761322
"Ooh yeah, this is Greggo's Grog Shop, where the booze is liver picklin'! Ooh-ooh-ooh yeah-ah-yeah."


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.761329 del


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.761330 del
>>761275
Interesting, was the toilet Bill's idea?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:25 [Preview] No.761331 del
Feel really sick still. Pineapple juice isn't helping.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:27 [Preview] No.761332 del
>>761331
Have another glass.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.761333 del
>still not Olive


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.761334 del
>>761331
Just have some goon. Irish medicine, always works for me


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.761335 del
>>761334
The irish are masters of using goon for personal betterment.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.761336 del
>>761333
You will never be Olive, mate.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:34 [Preview] No.761338 del
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>wondering if webby's corvette could out race a tesla of the same price point


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.761339 del
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4chink being a cunt again, only thumbnails are loading.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.761340 del
>>761339
I bet OP on that pic is Australian. He used the Reichflag so people respond to him.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.761341 del
>>761338
Looks like a late 80's C4 still beats a Telsa Model 3 RWD for 0-100 and quarter mile times. I imagine the Tesla 3 hasn't been designed for track work either.
A base model coupe in 88 cost $29,489 USD, which is apparently $76,723 in today's money.
Apparently a 2023 base Model 3 Telsa costs $54,500 USD.


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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.761343 del
>>761340
They usually give people shit for manually selecting a flag over there.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.761344 del
Long neck of carlton and a pack of darts from GL


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.761345 del
I didn't have alcohol today.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.761346 del
>>761343
Attentionwhoring that works.


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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:09 [Preview] No.761348 del
I have a feeling monk is going to get on the wagon tomorrow. Just wait.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.761349 del
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lol wonder how that slipped past the censor


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.761350 del
>>761344
GL love your money long time


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:19 [Preview] No.761352 del
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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.761353 del
>>761352
Teh GG
PM and politicians just drive around with com plates.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.761354 del
>>761352
Which state? Last time I saw one of those in SA was a gold and red crown.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.761356 del
>>761144
>nuro
>provide anything beneficial

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FVc-HXRVu24 [Embed]


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:27 [Preview] No.761357 del
On the syrian nasheeds again


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.761358 del
>>761356
Thanks. Just the appearance of them is enough for me to not buy them.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.761359 del
>>761356
He is so proud of his "OC" and it is always the same shitty scooter and beach shots. The dickrider needs to be banned.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.761360 del
>>761354
>>761353
Governor of QLD according to reddit


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.761361 del


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.761362 del
>>761360
Ta.
Probably safe to assume there's an unmarked protection detail quite close by too.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:34 [Preview] No.761363 del
>>761361
A NEET (Monk?) used to like them back in the day.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.761364 del
Monk called me to jihad once.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:37 [Preview] No.761365 del
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Queen of /ausneets/.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.761366 del


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.761367 del
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>>761351
See (You) soon!


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:42 [Preview] No.761368 del
might become a lich


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:44 [Preview] No.761369 del


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.761370 del
might become a quiche


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.761371 del
>>761370
>quiche
egg & bacon pie


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.761372 del
Going to go out for a jog.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.761373 del
>>761372
Look out for boongs.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.761374 del
Spergo is a cunt for leaving us


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.761375 del
>>761373
What is the /ausneets/ recommendation for encountering boongs?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.761376 del
Weber should branch out to local noodle and charcoal chicken joints. Its embarrassing for a learned executive like him to be frequenting such casual establishments like KFC


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 11:21 [Preview] No.761377 del
>>761374
he escaped the crab bucket, the rest of the crabs will never forgive hm


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.761378 del
we need to find him and put him back in the bucket
at teh bottom


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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.761382 del


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.761383 del
>tfw missing Olive


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.761384 del
>>761382
Stumers is no more.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.761385 del
>>761383
Try to aim the center of mass.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.761387 del
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I'm off to bed


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.761388 del
>>761385
Olive is not for hurting.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 12:00 [Preview] No.761389 del
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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.761390 del
>>761383
Remember that NEET who said he was meeting her last Saturday night…


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.761391 del
I was watching Lethal Weapon so I have an alibi


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 12:25 [Preview] No.761392 del
>>761387
Good night and nice Pepe.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.761393 del
Hungry. Had 4 slices of peanut butter toast but it has done nothing. Haven't bought coles brand bread in years, its so thin. Half the size of the fancier bread.
Might have some rice and chicken.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 12:27 [Preview] No.761394 del
>>761391
Curious.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.761395 del
Chamomile tea.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.761396 del
>>761393
>coles brand bread


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.761397 del
Cooked some steak earlier, got an egg bake thingy in the oven now with cheese, green onion and mushroom.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 12:40 [Preview] No.761398 del
>>761215
Do you know what that crest is?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.761399 del
Resisting a late night binge.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.761400 del


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 13:10 [Preview] No.761401 del
Submitted to the late night cravings


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.761402 del
>>761401
Don't make it sound like you're me. I resisted the late night binge temptations.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.761403 del
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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 13:15 [Preview] No.761404 del
This time it is an Adelaide IP that gets the Indian flag. Usually it is the Sydney ones.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.761405 del
Headbanging with a dart and a long neck
I fuckin love being unemployed


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.761406 del
>>761405
It is lovely.
I'm sick of nuro going on with his wagie propaganda.


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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.761408 del
>>761407
Looks like a 24 year old nana


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 19:30 [Preview] No.761409 del
morning bros


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.761410 del
>>761409
Good morning NEET.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.761411 del
>>761398
>The upper section is relieved by rendered banding and the winged logo of the Department of Civil Aviation provides a focus over the central entry at ground floor level.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.761412 del
288 = 4! x 3! x 2! x 1! = 4^4 + 3^3 + 2^2 + 1^1


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.761413 del
Had another pedophile tunnel dream. Why.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.761414 del
>>761413
Did somebody go in your tunnel as a kid?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 20:37 [Preview] No.761415 del
>>761413
Did you see any tennis equipment?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.761416 del
>>761415
Golf equipment


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.761417 del
>>761411
Thank you. I knew you were the one to ask


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 21:09 [Preview] No.761418 del
>>761416
Curious.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 21:20 [Preview] No.761419 del
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strange thread I am reading on halfchan


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.761420 del
Quite wheezy this morning.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.761421 del
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NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.761423 del
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>>761421
that fence is higher than it needs to be


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 22:43 [Preview] No.761424 del
50 in, won the free games twice, got down to 40 twice. Walked out with 140
90 up spreadsheetNEET.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 22:48 [Preview] No.761425 del
Annie are you okay on the radio


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.761426 del
Had to run to the train.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.761427 del
>>761408
Emma Dumont is the other queen of /ausneets/.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 22:56 [Preview] No.761428 del
Nose is blocked again. Keep snuffling like an exec.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.761429 del
>>761424
What about the weeks you haven't mentioned the chinaman recently?


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 23:08 [Preview] No.761430 del
>>761429
He usually doesn't post about losses.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.761431 del
>>761427
She used to work in reception at the Elizabeth Aquadome circa 2010.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 23:12 [Preview] No.761432 del
nip nong bong fong's code API code now runs in a few seconds instead of ten minutes after implementing monday's suggestions
not a 429 error in sight


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 23:13 [Preview] No.761433 del
>>761429
>>761430
I post every time I go.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 23:50 [Preview] No.761434 del
I go every time I post.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 23:51 [Preview] No.761435 del
>>761432
I hope you're getting paid well for this work.


NEET 10/24/2023 (Tue) 23:52 [Preview] No.761436 del
>>761420
Get your script refilled.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 00:00 [Preview] No.761437 del
>>761435
nope
took a $35k pay cut (plus the equivalent super contribution cut) at the beginning of the year to supposedly stop employer going bankrupt


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 00:05 [Preview] No.761438 del
>>761437
You need to find a new employer.
New script, car and employer.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 00:12 [Preview] No.761439 del
>>761431
At 15?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 00:20 [Preview] No.761440 del
Weber?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 00:23 [Preview] No.761441 del
>>761439
You are aware that more than one person can have the same first and last name, right?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 00:27 [Preview] No.761442 del
>>761441
I thought webby was referring to her appearance.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 01:10 [Preview] No.761443 del
Bumped into the girl again and had a bit of a chat. There exists an opportunity to get back with her. Talk me out of it neets.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.761444 del
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I wish I could be as cold hearted as monk. I know she is just going to fuck me around but I'm lonely and desperate. Very conflicted.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.761445 del
>>761444
Good luck Wizzy.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 01:28 [Preview] No.761446 del
>>761443
Don't ask me, I'm a fucking loser.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.761447 del
>>761424
I wish you'd just play nintendo instead


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 01:32 [Preview] No.761448 del


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 01:33 [Preview] No.761449 del
>>761422
Goyim blood will spill for Israel, trust and believe!


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.761450 del
>>761448
get out


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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 01:40 [Preview] No.761452 del
what's for lunch neets?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 01:43 [Preview] No.761453 del
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>>761446
To call myself a fucking loser is misleading because I haven't fucked anyone in years.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 01:47 [Preview] No.761454 del
>>761453
You're still entitled to the title if all you've fucked is your own life


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.761455 del
>>761452
nothing


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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.761457 del
>>761452
Sushi, chicken.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.761458 del
>>761453
Those shoes look flash on you NEET.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 02:32 [Preview] No.761459 del
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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 02:44 [Preview] No.761461 del
Day wasted before it started.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 03:12 [Preview] No.761462 del
>>761460
Interesting journalism or whatever Jana does isn't listed there.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.761463 del
Trying to scam mummybot out of some money so I can buy smokes


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 03:17 [Preview] No.761464 del
>>761461
Same. Just got out of bed at sat down at my desk. Rain hitting the hovel. Pulled a big bloody booger out of my nose and my kidneys hurt every time I take a deep breath.
Wagon today, I mean it this time!


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 03:28 [Preview] No.761465 del
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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 03:30 [Preview] No.761466 del
When Cruisey talks to you like: 🙊💕✨🌈
Then you hear him talk to other NEETs like: 🔫💪🔪💣🏎️


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 04:04 [Preview] No.761467 del
can feel a chocolate binge approaching...just feels right


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 04:06 [Preview] No.761468 del
>>761467
Enjoy.
I am thinking of having a schnitzel for dinner. I haven't eaten today.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.761469 del
Scam successfully completed 50$ and smokes acquired


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.761470 del
>>761469
>Scam successfully completed
I told you cruisey is soft in the head


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 04:43 [Preview] No.761471 del
>>761300
>fuckin halloween decorations
all the normies are going to go out to halloween parties, drink, and dance with qts in naughty nurse outfits while we sit at home like we do every night staring at the screen


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 04:45 [Preview] No.761472 del
>>761464
>Wagon today
Sounds do-able.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:02 [Preview] No.761473 del
Woed beyond all reason.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No.761474 del
>>761473
>Woed beyond all reason.
stop reasoning then


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:07 [Preview] No.761475 del
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Tonight on womboflix we'll be screening some choice episodes of The Twilight Zone, which I thought was horror but now that I've flicked through it seems to be more weird than gory. 7pm AEDT.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:20 [Preview] No.761476 del
>>761471
We'll have our own party, NEET.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.761477 del
>>761476
sausage party?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:24 [Preview] No.761478 del
>>761477
It's not my fault I don't know any girls


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.761480 del
Can you get me two of those 360g ones? You're the best.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.761481 del
Chips, dimmies and potato cakes from the charcoal chicken shop
Not bad, not great


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.761482 del
>>761481
Might visit Chiggen Knight and check the defences.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.761484 del
>>761471
Why the fuck do you always have to post this sad cunt shit? Not everyone here is fucking misrable. Not everyone is a failed normie.
Stop insulting people here for the way we live.


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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.761486 del
Homoween


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:45 [Preview] No.761487 del
>>761485
I hope tones washes his hand afterwards


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:51 [Preview] No.761488 del
>>761484
he wasn't insulting anybody you narky cunt


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.761489 del
100 for a big choke


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:52 [Preview] No.761490 del
>>761471
Put the nurse outfit on.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 05:53 [Preview] No.761491 del
>>761482
Get me a pasta salad please


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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:02 [Preview] No.761494 del
>>761481
The price of dimmies is far too high. When I was a kid they were $4 a kilo frozen or 50c each.
They're still only $6 a kilo, but you'll struggle to buy one for a dollar. It's a pisstake


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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:20 [Preview] No.761497 del
>>761419
1st one looks like a fake set photo. They're missing the bikes.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:26 [Preview] No.761499 del
>>761495
I would legit leave a range if niggers showed up.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.761501 del
>>761497
Is that a common sight?
What did you have for breakfast?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:36 [Preview] No.761502 del
might put my jamies on and open some wine


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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:42 [Preview] No.761504 del
>>761503
Same same, saw just enough bare arse at the beach to become >tfw


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.761505 del
>>761497
What's the context here, drug overdose, homeless taking a nap, dead?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:45 [Preview] No.761506 del
>>761504
You shouldn't be looking at another neets bare arse.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.761507 del
>>761505
just sozzled and having a nap I think


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.761508 del
>>761505
maybe all three.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.761509 del
>>761505
just #internationalcruisey things


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.761510 del
>>761494
>if you work you can...


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.761512 del
Lost 20 on the chinaman


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.761513 del
>>761512
You didn't follow the system.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.761514 del
>>761512
Come home. Your children miss you.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:49 [Preview] No.761515 del
>>761510
Some NEETs have a musical to make.


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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:51 [Preview] No.761517 del
>>761501
Nod really, we have other ethnographic curiosities.
Scrambled eggs.

>>761505
I think the first one just fell over right at that moment. Could be drunk, could be just an accident. Second one I'm sure is a drunk, probably having a nap. These are small settlements in the countryside where people ride these dacha-bikes.


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>>761517
>Scrambled eggs.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.761519 del
>>761483
>Nuro typing up rough drafts of the next 'open letter' to IGA


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.761520 del
>>761516
For Based comments?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:53 [Preview] No.761521 del
>>761519
Chortled.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.761522 del
>>761519
I hope so.
It's obscene if somebody has $1000 to burn on a joke photo otherwise.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.761523 del
>>761499
I assume it was an all black range, rapid fire isn't usually allowed at white ranges specifically to deter these kinds of retards. Many ranges have bullshit like mag limits, bans on filming, or member only days.

Rule of thumb, the more likely a retard is to come to your range, the more bs you've all got to put up with.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.761524 del
>>761479
Somebody had better correct this before the execs put Cadbury into administration.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.761525 del
>>761520
Threatening post-its.
Fortunately, forgetting the full stop after told creates plausible deniability.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:56 [Preview] No.761526 del
>>761525
>Threatening post-its.
Based.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:57 [Preview] No.761527 del
>>761524
This is Woolies being cunts, knowing most people wont even look at the big block or its price.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.761528 del
>>761516
>>761525
This sounds easily avoidable.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.761529 del
>>761528
He doesn't like being told alright?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.761530 del
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Womboflix will be screening some episodes from The Twilight Zone, in 1 hour: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.761531 del
>>761471
What's stopping you from going out in a killer clown costume and terrifying little kids and teh elderly, while drunk?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.761532 del
>>761531
i do that most nights, I want halloween to feel special


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.761533 del
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Romans used to have fish sauce with everything, it was their tomato sauce and it was produced by the ton in cement vats.
Anchovies are in many ways a poor second, if you've got fish sauce you should use it in Italian food.

White onions are bad, instead use green/challotes or wild onions. Don't think of red onions as Spanish, that's like thinking potatoes are Irish.

I fried the meatballs in the bacon fat, cooked the onions and peppers and then added passata/ tomato paste.

Very important to finish the pasta in the pan, it improves the texture and thickens the sauce. I used to use the wok but cast iron works better, keeps the pasta hot.

Executive serves will be available at the commune for $5.50.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.761534 del
>>761531
Wasn't there a brief epidemic of killer clowns both here and internationally a couple of years back?
It reached the point here where cops were going to arrest anybody onsite for being dressed liek that because it was only a matter of time before a resident killed one.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.761535 del
>>761534
>onsite
on sight
(IT has scrambled my brain)


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.761536 del
>>761533
>available at the commune for $5.50
you don't quite get the meaning of commune do you, moshie?


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>>761533
> $5.50.
That's almost as much as an executive sized block of cadbury chocolate!


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.761538 del
Seafood exyender,mustard pasta salad, pumpkin soup
Waiting on a chicken schnitty with kilpatrick
Its here


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.761539 del
>>761538
Your image didn't attach.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:22 [Preview] No.761540 del
>>761534
Interesting story there.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.761541 del
>>761533
Very nice.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:24 [Preview] No.761542 del
>>761533
One please.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.761544 del
>>761538
have you tried pushing little offerings of food into the coin slot on the chinaman?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:31 [Preview] No.761545 del
>>761381
Tales on reddit are mostly made up. Its cringe.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:35 [Preview] No.761546 del
>>761459
Star wars doesnt make sense? Get out!


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:36 [Preview] No.761547 del
>>761533
That crispy piece of bacon is giving me an erection!


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.761548 del
>>761530
Is it the old one, new one or both?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.761549 del
reviewing the plot of the blair witch project - the whole trouble can be traced back to a woman trying and failing to read a map


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:38 [Preview] No.761550 del
>>761548
Both. We'll be seeing Nightmare at 20,000 feet' from the movie, and To Serve Man'' from the 1960s tv show, these being the highest rated things I could find.


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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHH


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.761552 del
>>761549
Witnessed a woman get lost on the footy oval the other day, there was only one road around the oval and it joined onto itself.
For some reason she veered off the only road in her SUV, drove across the lawn and two garden beds, drove down the lawn guys road, got stuck at lawn guys shed then reversed backwards blindly into the oval fence. Many normies witnessed this unfold over several minutes.


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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:45 [Preview] No.761555 del
>>761554
Thanks Trev.


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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHH


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:48 [Preview] No.761557 del
holy shit nuro's bike is really on the gear


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.761558 del
>>761556
Just buy a 2 stroke dirt bike you plonker


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.761559 del
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>''Fusilli' and meatballs


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:51 [Preview] No.761560 del
Thinking about starting a website. Maybe another imageboard with a blog on the side.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:54 [Preview] No.761561 del
>>761558
He needs a silent bike for whizzing away.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.761562 del
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Ready.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.761563 del
>>761488
Did you read his post?!


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 08:00 [Preview] No.761564 del
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Get in here neets, it's twilight zone time: https://cytu.be/r/womboflix


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 08:04 [Preview] No.761565 del
Keep sneezing. Still sick. Fucking awful. It won't go away.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 08:12 [Preview] No.761566 del
>>761565
use lemsip


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 08:13 [Preview] No.761567 del
>>761565
Have a pineapple juice.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.761568 del
>>761565
VAIDS


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 08:40 [Preview] No.761571 del
>$10 off $100 Spend on Wine and Spirits + Delivery ($0 C&C) @ Dan Murphy's (Online Only)
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/807235


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.761572 del
>>761571
You're a kind man Dan.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 08:55 [Preview] No.761573 del
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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.761574 del
>>761573
Based.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.761575 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0 [Embed]


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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.761577 del
keep wanting more chips. more more more


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.761578 del
>>761551
That looks incredibly stupid.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:07 [Preview] No.761579 del
How does cloudflare's caching work? Is it a potential solution to our streaming issues?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:13 [Preview] No.761580 del
>>761556
And this one looks just as stupid as teh other.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:16 [Preview] No.761581 del
>>761533
Delish


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:19 [Preview] No.761582 del
Weber are you in trouble at the workplace? What have you done?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.761583 del
>>761579
I am not certain if we got final check on whether it worked or not for Endchan streaming. I think trying the server in different places is better.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.761584 del
>>761582
He's based.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:21 [Preview] No.761585 del
>Donald Gordon Buckley was last seen by family members at his Warwick Farm home in 1953
>It was not until earlier this year that a family member reported him as missing to Blacktown Police Station.
kek, guess they didn't notice him missing.
https://www.police.nsw.gov.au/news/news_article?sq_content_src=%2BdXJsPWh0dHBzJTNBJTJGJTJGZWJpenByZC5wb2xpY2UubnN3Lmdvdi5hdSUyRm1lZGlhJTJGMTA4ODkzLmh0bWwmYWxsPTE%3D


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:39 [Preview] No.761586 del
>>761566
Tried it, didn't help much.
>>761567
Still on it.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.761587 del
>>761578
It reminds me of how 50 year old men in hoodies will ride around on tiny bmx bikes.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:45 [Preview] No.761588 del
on the mercury hards
terrible no gf feels tonight. just wanna go back in time and make the right choices
woe


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:48 [Preview] No.761589 del
>>761588
As captain ramius said, there's no going back


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.761590 del
>>761575
I thought the twilight zone episode with william shatner was rather good.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.761591 del
>>761588
>mercury hards
Being on the softs would be more apt.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.761592 del
>>761587
most of us aren't gonna make 50 unless we clean up our acts


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.761593 del
>What happened to Grandma's fancy hat?
>I shatner


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.761594 del
They need to make a beer for soft poofs that tastes better when it mixes with the salt of your tears.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.761595 del
>>761588
original, purple or orange ones?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.761596 del
>>761590
Yeah it was pretty good.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.761597 del
Nasty kilpatrick farts in the circus tent


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.761598 del
>>761597
>the circus tent
Johnny Bigg 8XL?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.761599 del
>>761587
I live in hoodies when it's not hot and bought a 26" cruiser last year


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:02 [Preview] No.761600 del
>>761599
I presume anyone riding a bike with a hoodie up is up to no good. Casing for robberies or something similar.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.761601 del
>>761597
get out


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.761602 del
>>761600
Oh I don't disagree. I'd shoot me off my bike round these parts.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.761603 del
>>761602
I wear a hoodie and a baseball cap everywhere now. I am become the bad home.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:05 [Preview] No.761604 del
Spoiler alert: The nigga lives

https://youtube.com/watch?v=097Ykpq7bvk [Embed]


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.761605 del
>>761587
Even 30yr+ guys, ya just know they don't have a licence/can't afford a car, or had their shitbox impounded and licence suspended for doing some dumb hoon shit.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:10 [Preview] No.761606 del
>>761595
original, just like back in the day at the old house with ex-misso.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.761607 del
>>761601
HEY HEY


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.761608 del
>>761605
imagine not paying the fines like a mong


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.761609 del
Buying, running and maintaining a car is expensive these days. Tough for unemployed individuals.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.761610 del
>>761608
Meth ain't cheap.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:13 [Preview] No.761611 del
Nothing happens if you don't pay the fines


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.761612 del
Tonight's the Night by Rod Stewart is a good song. Very good gentle humour.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.761613 del
>>761588
>. just wanna go back in time
bring me back a bucket of kfc when they used to fry it in the good oil.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:14 [Preview] No.761614 del
fines aren't real


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.761615 del
not sure whether or not to click on a youtube video on a technical topic when the presenter is a nigger. If it was a woman or a pajeet I'd know not to do it.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.761616 del
>>761588
Time to get your arse into gear mate. Make a plan to have a gf by the end of November.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.761617 del
Nuro got fined for being too based in a public place.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.761618 del
Nuro lied about not wearing a helmet once.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:17 [Preview] No.761619 del
For every NEET making a plan to get a gf there is a girl making an equal plan to get a NEET bf.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.761620 del
>>761606
the purple and orange ones are 2.4 standos a can, where as the OG ones are a little less


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.761621 del
NEET bf is the in thing on tiktok.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.761622 del
The circle only has one side.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:21 [Preview] No.761623 del
>>761615
I think I've seen one articulate nigger speak to something once. Even most of the whites can't do it well.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.761624 del
>>761609

Had the perfect opportunity for a car wank this arvo. A tanned brunette thot in white bikini layed out on the grass doing some yoga shit. Snagged the nearest parking spot but there was a skatepark to the right and a van immediately to my left with curtained windows... So between potentially being seen by the skate punk kids and/or a backpacker/s I left with a big old pair of blue balls.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.761625 del
>>761624
>a car wank
Are these regular occurrences for you?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.761626 del
>>761620
I know. They also have mountain goat tallboys now but they're only 1.7 unfortunately

>>761625
Not him but I can wank at 100km/h


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:28 [Preview] No.761627 del
I was in a good mood listening to music but then I clicked on a song whose theme brought my mood down.
Would it be smart to only keep music that uplifts and to delete everything else?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.761628 del
>>761626
>I can wank at 100km/h
Your dick must get sore.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.761629 del
>>761627
>and to delete everything else
I wouldn't do that.
Maybe just create playlists


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:29 [Preview] No.761630 del
>>761609
If JSP gave a fuck about finding me a job they'd have gotten me apostie bike


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:30 [Preview] No.761631 del
>>761630
>a postie bike
I think those have a weight limit.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.761632 del
apostate bike


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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:31 [Preview] No.761634 del
I always thought a car wank was when you saw a really nice car and then jizzed on its bonnet.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.761635 del
if ndis cared about me they'd get me an ndis gf


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.761636 del
>>761630
You'd just end up on a current affair fangin it around suburban streets and doing bunny hops off peoples driveway gutters


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.761637 del
>>761634
is it gay if you take it in the tailpipe? asking for a m8


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:35 [Preview] No.761638 del
>>761635
They should get Weber one for all the work he has done fixing their shit.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.761639 del
if boongs cared about me they'd get me a boong gf


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.761640 del
>>761637
Only if you enjoy it.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.761641 del
Keeping falling behind on my plans.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.761642 del
He didn't even tell me it was fucken bin night


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.761643 del
>>761642
Mines already out.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:43 [Preview] No.761644 del
>>761643
I haven't put a bin out in about 5 weeks. It's recycling bin night, so I'll have to get up at about 5am and bring the bin inside and try and quietly fill it up with all the empties.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.761645 del
>>761644
Take them in for the 10c and buy more standos.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.761646 del
I took my empties in to the recycling depot a couple of weeks ago. Very rough individuals working there. some sort of prison release program or something by the looks of it.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.761647 del
>>761644
Why not just do it now?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.761648 del
Might shit in weber's pillowcase again.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 10:56 [Preview] No.761649 del
>>761647
tired and lazy


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.761650 del
>>761648
>again


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:05 [Preview] No.761651 del
off again >>761387


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:07 [Preview] No.761652 del
>>761651
GN NEETo.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.761653 del
>>761627
What song was it?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.761654 del
>>761633
Incredibly well-bantered


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.761655 del
>>761653
Jim Croce - Photographs and Memories.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.761656 del
Helps if you have tinted windows.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:12 [Preview] No.761657 del


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:13 [Preview] No.761658 del
I have a tinted soul.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.761659 del
He won’t tuck me in
He’s too busy with the circus


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.761660 del
>>761658
Confess your sins my child.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.761661 del
Still waiting for the crusiey cas era


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.761662 del
>>761655
I've heard much sadder songs.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:31 [Preview] No.761663 del
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>>761662
You are always one-upping me.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.761664 del
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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:05 [Preview] No.761665 del
Wasted the day yet again. Going to bed. Tomorrow I'll do better.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.761666 del
>>761665
Good night NEET. Tomorrow is another day. Another chance to turn it all around.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.761667 del
>>761666
You are under no obligation to remain the same person you were a year ago, a month ago, or even a day ago. You are here to create yourself, continuously.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:13 [Preview] No.761668 del
>>761450
I'd love to bath in the upper pool, and make a fence.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.761669 del
>>761667
Well said King. 🤴🤴🤴


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.761670 del
on the Mr. Bond


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.761671 del
>>761443
You should just be pleasant.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.761672 del
>>761482
I had claymores set next to every commodore in sight


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.761673 del
>>761670
Moneypenny?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.761674 del


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.761675 del
>>761498
I liked both of them. I hate that Noel Pearson pushed yes.
I wish Ted Egan was still around.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:26 [Preview] No.761676 del
>>761516
Should be a banner


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.761677 del
>>761533
Mamma Mia


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.761678 del
>>761661
I'm a bronze member.
I eat their free food, spend points at the cafe and take the free games.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:33 [Preview] No.761679 del
>>761659
It was very cold.
There is a midget Romanian that dresses like Charlie Chaplin and does slapstick.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:35 [Preview] No.761680 del
>>761679
Were there elephants?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.761681 del
>>761680
No. There were different acrobats and dancers and a motorbike thing in a sphere.
Wasn't bad.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.761682 del
>>761681
My ticket must have got lost in the mail.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.761683 del
>>761681
Any young qts performing?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.761684 del
>>761683
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.761685 del
>>761684
Who goes to the circus to watch a tennis match? The weed has fried your brain son.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.761686 del
Those young ladies in their tight leotards. Daddy needs it.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.761687 del
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NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.761688 del
Finished the mercs, onto the goon
Luv me hovel livin


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 13:39 [Preview] No.761689 del
>>761688
Post photos of the hovel set-up. This is a NEET forum, there is no shame here.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.761690 del
CRUISEY HAS INTERCOURSE WITH FEMALES OF AFRICAN DESCENT


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.761691 del
>>761689
Toilet Man will want to be seeing his toilet.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.761692 del
One of my wagie neighbours seems to have lost their job. TV on all night and sits outside all days. Yet another obstacle to traverse when leaving home. This nigga likes to speak. One of those 'extroverted' peoples. I hate them so much.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.761693 del
Are there underground asian gambling establishments in this country? How do I enter one of these places?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.761694 del
bad sleep. woe. keep waking up. gonna have some camomile


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.761695 del


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.761696 del
>>761685
>>761686
Stick to what works well for you. Stick to the tennis.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 17:06 [Preview] No.761697 del
>>761675
Noel pearson was very disappointing.
He uses the globohomo terms like "our democracy" now so he's probably been poached by some group.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 17:09 [Preview] No.761698 del
>>761692
They have no shame he probably got fired for gas bagging on the job.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 19:07 [Preview] No.761699 del
goddammit the nigga anime always gets me
also, we agreed to not talk about that website


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.761700 del
Good luck PostItNEET


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 19:55 [Preview] No.761701 del
morning bros


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.761702 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WDRpzvSghqA [Embed]


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.761703 del
paid my rent, still have a surprising amount of money left, cashed up, what should I spend it on?
t. cashed up neet


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 20:59 [Preview] No.761704 del
>>761703
Save it for a rainy day, NEET.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.761705 del
Going to see Sweetie tomorrow night.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 21:20 [Preview] No.761706 del
Well if I'm still breathing. Bit of a struggle this morning.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 21:41 [Preview] No.761707 del
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Did Monk post this before moving out?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 21:46 [Preview] No.761708 del
>>761701
Morning.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 21:56 [Preview] No.761709 del
feeling woe'd, need that morning sugar kick


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:12 [Preview] No.761710 del
>>761683
Lots, they were stunning in tight title leotard things.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:13 [Preview] No.761711 del
>>761686
6 of them were in glow in the dark ones and they were right up their dates.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:19 [Preview] No.761712 del
went for a walk to the bakery, got halfway there and discovered I'd left my wallet at home. Woe.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.761713 del
garn coles to get some baked goods, you neets want anything?


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.761714 del
>>761706
Go to the doctor. Motherbat doesn't need these new self-inflicted issues of yours on top of everything else she is dealing with right now.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:38 [Preview] No.761715 del
>>761712
woe
>>761713
Chilli pie thanks.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.761716 del
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Back from an early morning Woolies trip. Into a Dairy Farmers classic coffee flavoured milk, 600ml carton, $3.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:46 [Preview] No.761718 del
>>761717
Those look familiar.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.761719 del
Smelly gross shit


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:52 [Preview] No.761720 del
>>761718
Got it from an op shop with these.
Lady I asked first said a dollar each, the clerk at the til tried to ask for more.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:54 [Preview] No.761721 del
>>761720
More flashbacks to the past.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No.761722 del
What do you NEETs think of "Casino" as a name for a person? I was thinking of it as a male name but it could be unisex. "Cas" for short.
Casino Jones, Detergent's brother.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:57 [Preview] No.761723 del
I bought a 6 pack of Cheese and Bacon rolls from Woolies bakery. There was still steam in the bag, I wouldn't have bought them otherwise. You have to get them fresh.
They were pretty meh though. Won't get them again.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.761724 del
>>761722
I'd rather be called cash converters.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.761725 del
>>761724
Cashie as a nickname.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.761726 del
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Gonna bust one out to the circle


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.761727 del
>>761726
How vanilla of you


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.761728 del
>>761727
Im not like those freaks that go straight for the octogon.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 23:09 [Preview] No.761729 del
Cruisey goes straight for anything that reminds him of a horse's arse.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 23:12 [Preview] No.761730 del
>>761729
That's why I'm always so nice to you


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 23:20 [Preview] No.761731 del
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>>761729
we need to get him a life sized negress sex toy


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 23:28 [Preview] No.761732 del
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Nuro and IGA at Stumers after the reconciliation (2024).


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 23:43 [Preview] No.761733 del
>>761714
I was going to make a post about the hamburger rolls I saw on the side of the highway but I'm not now because you were rude.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 23:47 [Preview] No.761734 del
>>761733
Those were my hamburger rolls.


NEET 10/25/2023 (Wed) 23:50 [Preview] No.761735 del
>>761734
I used those rolls as wank socks


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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 00:15 [Preview] No.761738 del
>>761737
No shade but that downie legit looks like Stanley.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 00:38 [Preview] No.761739 del
finger nails starting to go blue/purple
lack of oxygen lol


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 00:56 [Preview] No.761740 del
>>761739
Go to the Emergency Room.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 01:07 [Preview] No.761741 del
>>761739
see if you can qualify for the dsp now


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 01:46 [Preview] No.761742 del
might see the fat shaming doctor tomorrow mording if I wake up


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.761743 del
>>761742
you'll need to wear something slimming


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.761744 del
>>761743
i'm just going to tell her to shut up if she starts talking about anything other than my not breathing


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 01:49 [Preview] No.761745 del
Limited myself to 20, so put 50 in.
Took out 90.
Chase it til it pays.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 01:50 [Preview] No.761746 del
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>>761745
>Chase it til it pays.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 01:52 [Preview] No.761747 del
>>761745
The system.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 01:53 [Preview] No.761748 del
>>761742
That is good to hear.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 01:54 [Preview] No.761749 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 02:02 [Preview] No.761751 del
I went to take a pass and there was a NIGGER standing with his back against the wall pissing in a high arc into the urinal. I walked out as there was no way to the urinal that wasn't through his piss. I hate niggers so much.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.761752 del
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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.761753 del
>>761742
Weber?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 02:10 [Preview] No.761754 del
>>761751
Take a piss, not a pass.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 02:18 [Preview] No.761755 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.761756 del
it would pass enyone uff


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.761757 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.761758 del
>>761757
get in


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 02:43 [Preview] No.761759 del
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Opened a support ticket with Linode.
Their Japan DC definitely has issues.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 02:57 [Preview] No.761760 del


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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:03 [Preview] No.761762 del
skint


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:12 [Preview] No.761763 del
>>761762
innit.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:15 [Preview] No.761764 del
>>761763
standard.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:17 [Preview] No.761765 del
Dibs on the 'vette


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:20 [Preview] No.761766 del
I hope webby wakes up tomorrow and goes to the doctor.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:21 [Preview] No.761767 del
>>761723
You ate them all in one sitting didn't you.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:23 [Preview] No.761768 del
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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:26 [Preview] No.761769 del
>>761722
It would be better as a nickname than an actual one, like Cruisey "Casino" Jones.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.761770 del
played the 2010 game aliens vs predator for a bit. I am absolutely woed that there hasn't been a decent movie or game in favourite franchise for more than a decade


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.761771 del
>>761720
Was never a fan, too many words. I was always a Where's Wally kinda kid.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:27 [Preview] No.761772 del
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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.761773 del
>>761767
How dare you.

yes


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:29 [Preview] No.761774 del
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>>761759
what went wrong with japan? It used to be the country of the future.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:34 [Preview] No.761775 del
>>761751
With his back against the wall?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:35 [Preview] No.761776 del
>>761723
> Cheese and Bacon rolls
I would recommend the pidser ones instead, especially the ones with pepporoni/bbq


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:36 [Preview] No.761777 del
It is bums to the wall whenever that NEET is around, especially in a public bathroom!


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.761778 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZUmI1tNRYjc [Embed]


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:44 [Preview] No.761779 del
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HALLO SIRS

BIG POOS AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.761780 del
are there any good movies about alien abduction?


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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.761782 del
>>761780
Womboflix screened one last week.


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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:50 [Preview] No.761784 del
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I am NEET.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:51 [Preview] No.761785 del
I’ve got testicular torsion and it’s fucking killing me


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:52 [Preview] No.761786 del
>>761785
How'd you do that?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:53 [Preview] No.761787 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:54 [Preview] No.761788 del
>>761786
careless torque wrench usage. many such cases


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 03:56 [Preview] No.761789 del
>>761785
See a doctor.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 04:05 [Preview] No.761790 del
Weber is soooooooooooooooooooooooo fetch!


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 04:07 [Preview] No.761791 del
>>761788
You overtightened your nuts.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 04:08 [Preview] No.761792 del
>>761786
I was just laying down and then suddenly it happened


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.761793 del
Weber and TesticalNEET should go to the doctor together.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 04:32 [Preview] No.761794 del
>>761793
keep each other honest


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>President Biden Presents Australian Prime Minister a VPI Turntable

<no one gives me a 12 grand turntable


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 04:48 [Preview] No.761799 del
>>761798
cunt better have put it on his register of interests


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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.761801 del
>>761798
Nuro has one of those presented to him by donnie


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.761802 del
>>761798
totally doesn't contain a listening device and albo totally isn't stupid enough to put it in his office


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:02 [Preview] No.761803 del
>>761705
Potentially going*


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.761804 del
Ate some mince of unknown expiry date. Feel sick. Seriously think I'm going to vomit. I'd rather the other end but that might be a bit optimistic. What should I do? Stomach is rumbling and bloated. Feel awful.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:13 [Preview] No.761805 del
Looking forward to Swagman Monk's fishing arc. Catch and Cook Monk.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.761806 del
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Perfect height.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.761807 del
>>761804
You should have given the mince a sniff before you cooked it. I have no sympathy for you.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:15 [Preview] No.761808 del
>>761806
You could stand under her skirts and not have to bend your neck.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.761809 del
A slow 24 hours in BEST A.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:17 [Preview] No.761810 del
>>761805
Too awkward to go down the jetty and try and learn how to fish. All the old boys will mog me


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.761811 del
Drinking a Rainbow Sherbet Mother. Terrible taste. About what I expected really.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.761812 del
>>761810
You have to humble yourself and learn how to ask for help.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.761813 del
Kiwis are way friendlier as fishermen than Australians are.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.761814 del
Considering skipping the gym due to the mince incident. I get the feeling this will be my version of the devil lamb.


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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:23 [Preview] No.761816 del
In a sane society Monk's father and Uncles would have taken him out bush and humbled him by force at some point.
When he came home and his mother exclaimed at his swollen black and blue face they would have told her to keep quiet. It was Men's business.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.761818 del
NK you boong.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:27 [Preview] No.761819 del
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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:30 [Preview] No.761820 del
Any advice for recovering from the evil mince?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.761821 del
>>761820
Purge it now.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:34 [Preview] No.761822 del
>>761821
I think that might be best but it sounds very unpleasant.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.761823 del
>>761822
You must experience a discomfort now to avoid a greater discomfort later.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.761824 del
>>761711
>>761710
Damn, should've went when it was in town a few months back. Was it teh great Moscow?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:43 [Preview] No.761825 del
The gen is all the entertainment I need. Praise the NEETs. Praise them.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:45 [Preview] No.761826 del
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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:46 [Preview] No.761827 del
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Council meeting tonight.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.761828 del
I grossly underestimated the length of the cable ties I need. I will have to go back to Bunnings and get longer ones.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.761829 del
>>761828
you can join them together you know


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:49 [Preview] No.761830 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:50 [Preview] No.761831 del
>>761829
I considered that but it would look messy.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:53 [Preview] No.761832 del
>>761828
I know, some neets have big wrists and big shapely ankles


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.761833 del
>>761818
You're a boong


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.761834 del
Prison rape


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 05:56 [Preview] No.761835 del
>>761771
The only comics I had were Footrot Flatts and a similar Australian one.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.761836 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.761837 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nrnvSoCkirY [Embed]


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:02 [Preview] No.761838 del
Woed thinking about my missed opportunities and wasted potential.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.761839 del
Haven't wanked in a week.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.761840 del
Olive you slut, post!


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:03 [Preview] No.761841 del
>>761839
Wank right now


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.761842 del
>>761809
What goes in the blue bins?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:06 [Preview] No.761843 del
>>761842
Dunno. Unley is the opposite of Lizbef.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.761844 del
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>>761832
It is always advisable to measure first.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.761845 del
>>761746
Well bantered.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.761846 del
>>761811
I'm not your mother.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:08 [Preview] No.761847 del
>>761838
Time to move on.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:09 [Preview] No.761848 del
>>761838
you're wasting more opportunities by thinking about the past. Do something.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.761849 del
>>761844
reckon he'd be a 6xl?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.761850 del
>>761732
Stumers treaty signed thankfully.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.761851 del
need to fetch some wine and something to eats


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.761852 del
>>761826
Somebody used that same jar before you. Let that sink in.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.761853 del
>>761831
Does it matter when the body is on the bottom of the ocean?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.761854 del
Did the HR meeting go well?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:13 [Preview] No.761855 del
Somebody used that same wank before you. Let that sink in.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.761856 del
"Testicular torsion: This medical emergency happens when a testis becomes twisted, and the blood supply is cut off. You need to get help right away."

She'll be right mate...


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:16 [Preview] No.761857 del
>>761838
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zRIbf6JqkNc [Embed]


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.761858 del
>>761851
It's never going to happen


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:18 [Preview] No.761859 del
So bloated from the mince I reckon I might float away. These farts are about enough to get me airborne.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:20 [Preview] No.761860 del
>>761859
Don't light a match.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:21 [Preview] No.761861 del
>>761859
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cHPgaBTv-B8 [Embed]


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:24 [Preview] No.761862 del
>>761851
Go easy please, we want you to wake up in the morning.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:28 [Preview] No.761863 del
>>761862
He'll be fine.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.761864 del
>>761863
What if he gets two meatball subs with extra cheese?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:35 [Preview] No.761865 del
Weber is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fabulous!


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.761866 del
Debating getting on the mercs again
Don't wanna check my bank account


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:36 [Preview] No.761867 del
>>761864
He'll just enjoy them.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.761868 del
>>761838
Need to tap that potential


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.761869 del
Just go for some goon mixed with some soft drink of your choice. Much cheaper.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:43 [Preview] No.761870 del
>>761863
I'm not bloody fine.
I thought I'd do a Monk and get a couple of cheeky double cheeseburgers from McDolans for a light dinner.
My McDolans now has two ordering lanes that merge into one.
When I arrived there was a car at both, so I picked the right hand lane.
Big mistake.
The fat pig woman was ordering custom combos and alterations for about 50 people. About 4 cars go through the other lane while I'm sitting there.
Then we all merge into one lane and the fat pig woman gets to the payment window and starts arguing with the porch monkey on the till and people are honking and getting fed up because this takes about 10 minutes.
Then she gets to the food window and we have another repeat of all this.
My boigs were cold.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:44 [Preview] No.761871 del
>>761735
He might still want them back


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:45 [Preview] No.761872 del
>>761871
They were big bags of boiger buns. There was a truck stop HJs nearby, so either the doors didn't get shut on the truck properly or what, but there was shit everywhere for about 20 meters.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:47 [Preview] No.761873 del
>>761870
Top kek


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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.761875 del
>>761874
I don't even have clean undies for the doctor tomorrow. They're all shidded.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.761876 del
>>761870
My apologies that is not fine.


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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.761878 del
>tfw severely depressed


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.761879 del
>>761875
If you go to the emergency they might strip your clothes. That's one positive.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.761880 del
>>761877
Yes I have been thinking about it all day.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.761881 del
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>my goyslop was cold


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:57 [Preview] No.761882 del
>>761881
Stick to the tennis.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.761883 del
>>761816
Imagine if orificeNEET was monk.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.761884 del
Basically.
1. Don't leave Post-It notes on people's desks on your way out.
2. "You'll be the death of me" is apparently the correct phrase and not the same as "I WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR DEATₕ"


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:58 [Preview] No.761885 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.761886 del
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Buy some clean underwear. Go to the doctor. Mow the lawn.
You are slithering on a straight razor.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:00 [Preview] No.761887 del
>>761885
Do what works best for you. Count down the number of days until summer.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.761888 del
>>761875
Wash a pair now, wrap in two layers paper towel and 20 minutes on high in a 1000 watt microwave turning once halfway, and they will be nice and dry and warm.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:01 [Preview] No.761889 del
>>761888
HandyTipNEET saves the day again.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:02 [Preview] No.761890 del
>>761879
They do wash you if you are covered in various body fluids.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:03 [Preview] No.761891 del
>>761843
>>761842
I think it's the regular.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.761892 del
>>761890
Two positives. It becomes an even better choice.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.761893 del
>>761887
You funny. I like you.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:05 [Preview] No.761894 del
>>761891
13th century ming vases, kilograms of uneaten lobster, bottles of 1960 grange hermitage with one glass consumed, etc


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:09 [Preview] No.761895 del
>>761888
What if they shrink from the heat? Weber will be even narkier than usual in a pair of 4xl tighty whities.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:11 [Preview] No.761896 del
>>761884
You should get her a card and a pamper moisturiser pack to apologise.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:13 [Preview] No.761897 del
>>761884
>Don't leave Post-It notes on people's desks on your way out.
They need to more accommodating to your whimsical way of life.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:17 [Preview] No.761898 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:24 [Preview] No.761899 del
>>761895
That would be woe.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:26 [Preview] No.761900 del
linode are doing some kind of cold/manual migration of the server because of the goddamn filthy yellow japs


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:28 [Preview] No.761901 del
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>>761900
>goddamn filthy yellow japs


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.761902 del
Looking forward to HP 42 tonight.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:30 [Preview] No.761903 del
You won't be wearing underwear anyway if they make you put on one of those hospital gowns.


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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.761905 del
>>761903
Is this tonight's theme?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:32 [Preview] No.761906 del
>>761905
I hope so.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.761907 del
On the Ted Egan.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.761908 del
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>Commie plot to white knight some non-issue for the updoots.
>Greyhound trainer, Top Bloke loves his animals, simple as.
>scrapes up some roadkill, re-use that later.
>gets droned by Animal Liberacion.
>gets spat on by old ladies in the street.

Oof this guy got smoked by fat woke dykes.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:42 [Preview] No.761909 del
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>>761908
He got steamed!


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.761910 del
>>761888
I dont think that will work


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.761911 del
>>761908
It is probably a pretty small community in Tassie they could destroy the whole industry there by taking one or two blokes out like this. Disgusting.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.761912 del
>>761870
such is the life of a slave.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.761913 del
>>761911
I'm gonna send him a support note and some money in the mail .


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.761914 del
>>761913
>and some money in the mail .
I've already earmarked those funds.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.761915 del
>>761913
The note would be welcome but I wouldn't send him any money. He probably has enough.
Hopefully he can put everything in his wife's name and keep racing.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.761916 del
>>761914
You're a greedy man Dan.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 07:56 [Preview] No.761917 del
>>761915
nah i gotta put my money where my mouth is or its gonna seem like a sarcastic note. He's probably gonna get his home vandalized by uni kids soon.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:03 [Preview] No.761918 del
Dear Sir.
I don't have much interest in politics or greyhound racing in particular but what happened to you was clearly outrageous and has me seething in rage.These self-interest groups are using your good name to trick normal people into supporting their wrong minded agendas. Don't let these nobodies get you down.
Sincerely,

what should I sign as?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.761920 del
>>761918
>what should I sign as?
The Avenging Possum


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.761921 del
>>761918
Helen's lover.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:07 [Preview] No.761922 del
>>761838
Year of acceptance. Forget about the past


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.761923 del
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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:08 [Preview] No.761924 del
linode support are apologising like wombosec and womboflix are legitimate businesses and downtime is unacceptable


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:09 [Preview] No.761925 del
>>761924
A paying customer is a paying customer.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:10 [Preview] No.761926 del
>>761924
>downtime is unacceptable
It is, our moofies are important business.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:11 [Preview] No.761927 del
Did wombo figure out why the video kept looping?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.761928 del
>>761927
It picked up NEET habits through proximity.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:15 [Preview] No.761929 del
If only wombosec had a dedicated cloud guru


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.761930 del
Hawaiian tear and share, pack of caramello koalas, two lindt bars, some mints, 6 mercs and a bottle of 19 crimes acquired.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:18 [Preview] No.761931 del
>>761930
big night


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:19 [Preview] No.761932 del
Nutrigrain is also up to $9 a box


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.761933 del
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>>761924
I imagine the helpdesk personal bowing as they type their apology.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.761934 del
>>761929
Cloud Engineer 2024 2025
Trust the plan.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.761935 del
>>761930
livin' the life! How about a photo for the less fortunate neets to look upon with envy?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.761936 del
What happened to Dove chocolate blocks? Haven't seen them in years. They were good back in the day.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:21 [Preview] No.761937 del
>>761934
>thinking about Weber slapping Monk about the head every time he says or does something wrong


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.761938 del
>>761936
same question, I've been craving dove for years


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:23 [Preview] No.761939 del
>>761937
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3VtfqAym5sQ [Embed]


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.761940 del
>>761937
do you have an erection?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:25 [Preview] No.761941 del
>>761937
Weber would be out of breath after two or three slaps.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.761942 del
Swagman Monk's only erection lately has been his camp bed.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:30 [Preview] No.761943 del
>>761941
monk's misdeeds are so myriad that all the slapping would either kill webber through exhaustion or turn him into a lean, muscular, chad, with a massively developed slap arm.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.761944 del
>>761941
True, but day on day it would take it's toll on Monk.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.761945 del
is monk actually living in a cardboard box yet? I haven't been keeping track.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.761946 del
>>761945
He gets his cheese from discarded pizza boxes.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:37 [Preview] No.761947 del
Should've stormed today, or at least some rain. BOM never fails to disappoint.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.761948 del
>>761943
>turn him into a lean, muscular, chad, with a massively developed slap arm.
Hot!


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:39 [Preview] No.761949 del
monk needs one of those boong cards that doesn't let you spend your cenno bux on goon


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:40 [Preview] No.761950 del
>>761948
Drink your pineapple juice.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.761951 del
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Ready.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:41 [Preview] No.761953 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:42 [Preview] No.761954 del
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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:43 [Preview] No.761955 del
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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.761956 del
>>761949
That just makes them resort to trading their bodies for goon sacks.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.761957 del
The slapper becometh the slapped


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.761958 del
>>761956
Would monk get much for his body though?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.761959 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EtVAzgq37ec [Embed]


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.761960 del
>>761958
Not now.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:50 [Preview] No.761961 del
>>761958
The bussy auction failed to meet the reserve last year.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.761962 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:51 [Preview] No.761963 del
>>761945
No, its a very similar setup to numos.

>>761958
As a top I would.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.761964 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.761965 del
>>761963
How far away is the dunny?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:58 [Preview] No.761966 del
>>761961
Passed in.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.761967 del
>>761966
Pushed in


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 08:59 [Preview] No.761968 del
>>761963
Workshop saga 2.0?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.761969 del
You there Weber?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:00 [Preview] No.761970 del
>>761969
Speak.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.761971 del
or not


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.761972 del
going to watch tv
maybe he'll eventually post


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.761973 del
The mince issue appears to have gone away on its own.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.761974 del
>>761970
What's your opinion on wheel alignments for new tyres, is it necessary or a scam?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.761975 del
>>761973
I've been sitting at near-catastrophic squirting levels all day. Coles brand burger patties, I'd say


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:23 [Preview] No.761976 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.761977 del
Just had a bit of a scare thinking I'd run out of data. Was almost back in the real world for a moment.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.761978 del
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>>761977
>Was almost back in the real world for a moment
A scary thought NEET.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.761979 del
>>761974
It's worth doing periodically, as things can slip over time, or after components like suspension/bushings/tie-rods get replaced.
Commodore's front wheels are towing in and at risk of scrubbing if it gets worse, and the rear tyres are bald, so I am going to have the fronts put on the rear and purchase new fronts and get an alignment done.
I wouldn't get an alignment done every 6 months or whenever you swap tyres though.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:54 [Preview] No.761980 del
I wonder if the EXECUTIVE KILOS would be making my suspension and tires wear unevenly on the driver's side.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.761981 del
>>761980
Just turn right more often to even things out.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 09:58 [Preview] No.761982 del
A girl I recognise from uni is here at the gym. Lifting big tonight, putting on a good show lol.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.761983 del
>>761982
She's miring.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.761984 del
>>761980
they're probably improving the downforce and grip. A skellie in a car is a hazard to himself and other drivers.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:10 [Preview] No.761985 del
My tires are going bald and theres some random shaking sometimes. Engine light is also coming on intermittently.
Can't afford to do anything about it. Financial stress has me feeling my low fuel light is on and my phone battery is at 1% 24/7


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:13 [Preview] No.761986 del
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>>761985
I know those feels NEET. One step away from the wreckers yard.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.761987 del
>>761983
I hope so. Cheers noot.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.761988 del
>>761980
Why do you think nuro prefers his mobility scooter?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.761989 del
>>761985
>Engine light is also coming on intermittently.
At least get somebody to scan the codes and find out what it is.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.761990 del
>>761988
Worried about roadside drug and alcohol testing in the car I think.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.761991 del
>>761990
the silver fox prefers the freedom of his ebike, the ability to perform daredevil stunts on it to impress ladies, and the agility and manouverability that lets him evade enemy agents and chase down fleeing criminals the police can't catch, not because he's so fat that the lancia can't support his bulk.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.761992 del
My life is one step away from the wreckers yard


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:38 [Preview] No.761993 del
Prepping some gaucamole, cucumber salad and steak&egg noodles/


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.761994 del
>>761993
Sounds like a good feed. I look forward to the photo.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.761995 del
>>761986
You will be recycled neet, 80% old neet, 20% new neet, no one will know the difference, we will even give you a new lid.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:43 [Preview] No.761996 del
>>761992
Mines already there


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:49 [Preview] No.761997 del
>>761992
Dibs on this neet's liver.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:51 [Preview] No.761998 del
>>761997
NEET livers have historically poor performance on the organ market.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.761999 del
Mummybot texting me. I told myself I would ignore her until Christmas or even after, but its harder than expected.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 10:57 [Preview] No.762000 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.762001 del
don't worry, I have a feeling that tomorrow monk is going to get his shit together


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.762002 del
>>762000
Engine light NEET


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.762003 del
Monk is in a shit state because now I'm doing well. In a few weeks I'll have another breakdown and he'll be able to get his life back on track.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.762004 del
>>762002
Just give it some time so she knows you're pissed off and then respond.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.762005 del
>>761999
I hope she is not disrespecting your boundaries and being manipulative. They act like butter wouldn't melt in their mouth if you call them on it too. Who me?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:12 [Preview] No.762006 del
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NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:15 [Preview] No.762007 del
I hate Israel. I can’t believe they’re using the holocaust as a get out of jail free card to do genocide.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.762008 del
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Time for bed


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.762009 del
Going to go to bed not having eaten in nine hours.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.762010 del
>>762009
Well done NEET. Good night.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.762011 del
All 4 tracks in use at the same time in Gawler.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:37 [Preview] No.762012 del
>>762011
Imagine the wait times at the level crossings.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.762013 del
>>762008
Good night.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:41 [Preview] No.762014 del
Cat is very hungry, searching dirty bowls. I've got cat food but I just can't find it


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.762015 del
>>762013
I'm awake again for the moment.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.762016 del
>>762014
No wonder the cat is so angry at you all the time.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:47 [Preview] No.762017 del
Linode is back up, now at:
172.233.142.169
2a01:7e03::f03c:93ff:fe60:cd31
Might take 5 minutes for DNS to update.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.762018 del
>>762013
Thank you, going back to bed now.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.762019 del
>>762018
Good night.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 11:57 [Preview] No.762020 del
Webbs what are you using shitballs.wombosec.com for? You have SSH running on that and wombosec.com
moofies still doesn't serve static files either.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 12:00 [Preview] No.762021 del
>>762020
>Webbs what are you using shitballs.wombosec.com for? You have SSH running on that and wombosec.com
That machine doesn't concern you.

>moofies still doesn't serve static files either.
what the fuck does that even mean?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 12:08 [Preview] No.762022 del
>>762021
You said you would forward static files to nginx so we could all consume them, bumpkin


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.762023 del
>>762022
What the fuck are you on about?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.762025 del
>>762024
Disgusting failed influencer faggots with their updooted 'le dad jokes'
God I hate gay cunts with moustaches who wear a hat to hide their balding heads
Bring in RM William gutter stomping


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 12:36 [Preview] No.762026 del
>>762024
Gay as AIDS


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 12:38 [Preview] No.762027 del
lol, imagine being mad about real Australians.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.762028 del
>>762027
Larpers gotta hate on actual Aussies


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.762029 del
>>762028
Go back to reddit chamption


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.762030 del
attempting to go to bed a 3rd time checking over the server after dickhead decided to rattle some windows


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 12:45 [Preview] No.762031 del
>>762029
Reddit? Is that some LGBT dating site? Not my thing, but since you seem knowledgeable, does it fit your needs?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.762032 del
What's with the AI Chat bots in here?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.762033 del
>>762025
>God I hate gay cunts with moustaches who wear a hat to hide their balding heads
They all looked like fucking shitbourne cunts


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.762034 del
>>762033
Honk honk.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 17:35 [Preview] No.762035 del
>>761991
Based.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 18:45 [Preview] No.762036 del
morning bros


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 18:49 [Preview] No.762037 del
literally me. it's over.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 18:59 [Preview] No.762038 del
>>762036
Good morning NEET.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.762039 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.762040 del
>>761736
>was allegedly bashed to death with a hammer


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.762041 del
Cashed up neet has decided what to do with his excess neetbux - gonna invest in myself, by buying 2 more weight plates so I can do some deadlifting at home


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.762044 del
>>762039
>>762043
Good morning NEETs.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 20:21 [Preview] No.762045 del
Lined up at the doctor. Good chance she’s going to shit and send me to emergency when she sees me


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.762046 del
What is it with Muslim and Indians being on their phones talking to somebody 24/7.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.762047 del
>>762045
Tap those beautiful fingers on the desk. Start off strong.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.762048 del
Been sent for a CT scan of my chest at 8am


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.762049 del
>>762048
Whizz then to the desk whizzers?
Did you get another puffer?


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.762050 del
>>762048
It's good that you've gone


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 21:09 [Preview] No.762051 del
>>762041
Good choice NEET.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 21:10 [Preview] No.762052 del
>>762045
>>762048
You did well by going. Lets hope that they can get things under control for you. Let us know your scan results please.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 22:07 [Preview] No.762053 del
Went in the bleep bloop machine. Arms got stuck first time because with arms behind my head (as instructed) I was wider than the tunnel. Took two of them to help me upright again.
Waiting on scripts now.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 22:09 [Preview] No.762054 del
Wish Weber would get stuck in my tunnel


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 22:10 [Preview] No.762055 del


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 22:29 [Preview] No.762056 del
Took the predisone. Holding off on the antibiotic until I get to Motherbat as the chemist mentioned diarrhoea.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.762057 del
Be funny if that tit pain I ignored for six months was something that spread to my lungs.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 22:39 [Preview] No.762058 del
She said they sounded like drums. Googling that suggests pneumothorax.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.762059 del
>>762058
>pneumothorax
Nuro playing the drums in the NEET's lungs. Typical.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.762060 del
>>762053
You did well NEET.

>>762056
I hope it does the trick and you start to feel better.

>>762057
There is nothing funny about how you have treated your health over the past two years. It has been very distressing to witness.

>>762058
Lets wait for the proper diagnosis, Dr Google is notorious for his mistakes and worst case scenarios.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 23:18 [Preview] No.762061 del
Wombo arriving at Motherbat's.


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 23:20 [Preview] No.762062 del
>>762054
iktf bro, iktf


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 23:21 [Preview] No.762063 del
>>762061
webby's next big purchase needs to be a jet ski, with a little side car for sweetie


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 23:28 [Preview] No.762064 del
ok neets, going outside for a few hours, don't misbehave while I'm gone, I'll see you in the next thread. Someone else please post the choppah when we get to post 990


NEET 10/26/2023 (Thu) 23:31 [Preview] No.762065 del
>>762064
Have a good time out there NEET. I will await you.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.762068 del
Forced poo


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 00:40 [Preview] No.762069 del
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NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.762074 del
>>762068
The regime is pushing you too far.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 01:40 [Preview] No.762075 del
Arrived at Motherbat's.
Had a pepper pie, custard tart, and a mondster. Having a scone later.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 01:43 [Preview] No.762076 del
>>762075
Thank you for letting us know you arrived safely. Give Sweetie a pat for me please.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:01 [Preview] No.762080 del
We need to finish this thread.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.762081 del
>>762075
That's good.
When will you hear back about the CT results.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:02 [Preview] No.762082 del
>>762081
I have to see the doctor again Friday, but I presume if she sees cancer or collapsed lung or something I'll get a phone call before that.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:03 [Preview] No.762083 del
>>762076
Have done. She grinned.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:15 [Preview] No.762084 del
>>762082
Hopefully all is well. We cannot lose an asset to this board.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.762085 del
She bought the wrong cans of mondster :(


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:23 [Preview] No.762086 del
>>762075
Eat some vegetables, for your arse.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.762088 del
>>762086
I've already got her going on about that without you old ladies starting on me.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.762089 del
Is it wrong to assume that any person who draws or enjoys anthro is a pedophile?
There's never an appropriate context for anthro, like back it up where the fuck did that come from? And you know it's just the tip of the iceberg , it's clop, pup, it's not even a pipeline these are just straight up pedos


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:34 [Preview] No.762090 del
>>762085
What did she buy instead?


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:36 [Preview] No.762091 del
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NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:37 [Preview] No.762092 del
>>762091
How has she been going shopping without you to take her?


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.762093 del
>>762091
The design on the can draws you in. Did she comment about it?


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:38 [Preview] No.762094 del
>>762092
She caught the bus this morning and got 2 cans and some tendies and scones and a packet of lamingtons and two scorched peanut bars.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:39 [Preview] No.762095 del
>>762094
That was thoughtful of her. I hope you are not being moody and difficult.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:40 [Preview] No.762096 del
>>762093
No, I just saw them in the fridge. I think she just confused it with the black and green OG mondster can.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 02:42 [Preview] No.762097 del
>>762095
I am not.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.762099 del
>>762094
Is the Snack cupboard full of treats?


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 03:28 [Preview] No.762100 del
>>762099
6 Kyton's lamingtons, 2 scorched peanut bars, 1 Lindt dark orange chocolate thingo, 1 box of barbecue shapes


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.762101 del
>>762100
Good selection.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.762102 del
fridge reveals 2 mondsters, orange juice, panacotta, chocolate mouse, custard, and a sara lea strawberry cheesecake thawing out for pudding


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 03:32 [Preview] No.762103 del
>>762102
>sara lea strawberry cheesecake
I'll have a small slice for pudding please.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.762104 del
>>762102
I'll have a large slice of the cheese cake please.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.762105 del
woe


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.762106 del
>>762103
>sara lea
a time traveller from better years joins us


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.762107 del
>>762102
> 2 mondsters
afternoon tea
>orange juice, panacotta, chocolate mouse, custard,
dindins
>and a sara lea strawberry cheesecake
entree - with all this, you need to skip dessert if you want to watch your weight


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.762108 del
home. don't have the energy to do anything


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 04:11 [Preview] No.762109 del
>>762107
We’re having tendie boigs and cheesecake tonight.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 04:12 [Preview] No.762110 del
>>762106
They still have some stocks. I think Motherbat said it was $9 at Woolies.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.762111 del
>>762108
Boong zone time?


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.762112 del
Does your poo bag show up on a chest CT scan?


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.762113 del
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>>762110
future collector's items, I bet this time next year a sara lee cheesecake will fetch $50 on ebay


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.762116 del
>>762108
I've been doing alcohol.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 04:56 [Preview] No.762119 del
have you done a single productive thing today neets?


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:00 [Preview] No.762120 del
>>762119
Got out of bed about 20 minutes ago. Time to seize the day. Wagon departure happening.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.762121 del
>>762120
I told you guys monk was garn turn his life around today. See. Watch it happen!


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.762124 del
>>762119
Practiced some guitar with my teacher


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.762125 del
>>762119
I washed up two plates.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.762127 del
>>762119
did a poo, not a big one, but enough to relieve the internal pressure. Haven't flushed it yet, that's next on my todo list when I can get up the energy.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:15 [Preview] No.762128 del
>>762124
Good for you, NEET. Acoustic guitar?


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.762129 del
Sweetie, who is lying by the front windows, didn't even notice the meter man open the gate, walk across the lawn, read the meter and walk out again.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:17 [Preview] No.762130 del
Woed beyond all reason. Thinking of visiting Dan but I worry I'm beyond his help at this point. Feel truly awful.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:19 [Preview] No.762131 del
Good, um , morning..


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.762132 del


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:28 [Preview] No.762133 del
>>762131
Wagon today?


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.762135 del
Do you ever get so upset you don't even want to drink?


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.762136 del
>>762134
He should've turned it on.


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.762137 del
>>762135
yeah
the other night


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.762138 del
YELLOW HIGH HEELS


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.762139 del
THICC NEET CLAPPERS


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.762141 del
CUM SPLASH


NEET 10/27/2023 (Fri) 05:33 [Preview] No.762142 del
POO POO



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