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NEET General #965 - 3D IRL Edition NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:24 [Preview] No. 987500
Is 3D printing the future?

OLD: >>985338


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.987501 del
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SA best A


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.987502 del
3D PRINTED POSSUM COCK!1!


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.987503 del
>>987501
to helen back


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:40 [Preview] No.987504 del
>>987501
How does he do it?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:41 [Preview] No.987505 del
>>987498
NEET you're the one flying the choppah.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:44 [Preview] No.987506 del
Might become a teenage werewolf.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:56 [Preview] No.987507 del
might call one of you a minda later


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 03:59 [Preview] No.987508 del
>>987507
Your a minda


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:00 [Preview] No.987509 del
>>987508
are too!


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.987510 del
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dog slepping


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>>987505
I did my best


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.987512 del
>>987510
Needs a little mattress.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:07 [Preview] No.987513 del
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>>987512
she has mattress


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.987514 del
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Lovely day NEETs. fresh Breeze blowing.

Late lunch. Nurcotics down the hatch. Cheeky glass of champas… a pretty solid

YEEEEEERRRRRHHH


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:14 [Preview] No.987515 del
>>987505
I bet 10k was the pilot, got high on his own tomato supply


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:15 [Preview] No.987516 del
>>987514
Nuro have you ever been on a vision quest and can you teach me how to do one?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.987517 del
Bloody hell gardeners ain’t doing too bad for themselves these days…


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:16 [Preview] No.987518 del
>>987514
henlo Nuro!
I had half a bottle of rum. Just opened a bottle of Pikes The Dogwalk cab sauv. Motherbat is doing garlic bread and lasagna for dindins.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.987519 del
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Forgot pic


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.987520 del
also salad but i will throw that on the floor


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.987521 del
>>987516
Define vision quest ? You mean a shamanic style trip ?

>>987518
Sounds wholesome. Pace yourself hope you ain’t too only by the time it’s finished cooking.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.987522 del
>>987519
company branding on car = tax write off


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.987523 del
me and cruisey riding dirty in the UMMPTY branded lambo


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:23 [Preview] No.987524 del
>>987520
You will eat that first.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.987525 del
>>987521
>Pace yourself
Motherbat says that


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:24 [Preview] No.987526 del
>>987523
Where will the mongs sit?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.987527 del
>>987526
Only one VIP mong (me) in the passenger seat


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.987528 del
ghost ride da whip when cruisey not looking


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.987529 del
>>987523
>"Riding dirty" is a slang phrase referring to driving a vehicle while in possession of illegal substances, unregistered firearms, or contraband.
In our VIP Mong's case it means having a two day old turd in his Depends.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:32 [Preview] No.987530 del
>>987528
>"Ghost riding the whip" is a slang term for
a dangerous stunt where a person exits their moving car (the "whip")—usually with the automatic transmission in drive—and dances or walks beside or on top of it while it moves without a driver.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:39 [Preview] No.987531 del
>>987513
Fancy boong dog


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.987532 del
>>987520
Ffs weber


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:41 [Preview] No.987533 del
>>987531
I had to drive to fucken Clarke Rubber near the intersection of North East and Grand Junction Roads to get that memory foam custom cut.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:43 [Preview] No.987534 del
>>987532
if she loved me she would do chips and chiggen salt instead of salad


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:44 [Preview] No.987535 del
>>987523
I just got the stink eye from two mean cunts in a black vy in salisbury as I pulled up next to them listening to this a bit too loud.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=yG96RttfZtM [Embed]

It is such a good track, I dont care.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.987536 del
>>987535
>It is such a good track
hmm


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.987537 del
>>987533
Ive never been but seen it lots. Do you know if they sell that granulated rubber that they use in playgrounds instead of barkchips? I think you spray glue over it after.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:47 [Preview] No.987538 del
>>987534
Salad leaves stop the weepage and the seepage.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:49 [Preview] No.987539 del
>>987537
I doubt they do, but they might. Used to talk to some guys at the Griffin's Head who were contracted to put that down in part of Hindmarsh Square. Messy job.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:50 [Preview] No.987540 del
>>987536
Theyre a fun and humble group of musicians. Sound a bit like a church band though, theyre so clean.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:51 [Preview] No.987541 del
>>987539
>Messy job.
Ah, might just pay some cunt.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 04:52 [Preview] No.987542 del
>>987541
They were basically covered from head to toe in it.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 05:02 [Preview] No.987543 del
>>987542
lol, poor bastards.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.987544 del
>>987501
RIP. Always in my heart (♥️)


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.987545 del


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.987546 del
>>987513
Living her best life.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.987547 del
>>987514
Based.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.987548 del
>>987547
Thnx Tiffy ❤️

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.987550 del
garlic bredda consumed


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.987551 del
angry possum noises


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:03 [Preview] No.987552 del
>>987529
Or just webby in his defiance of society's unjust personal cleanliness demands


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.987553 del


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.987555 del
>>987551
I cut it into ten (10) pieces and let her have one (1).


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.987556 del
>>987555
The Posso tax


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:06 [Preview] No.987557 del
>>987555
That is the correct ratio.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.987558 del
>>987555
To the victor go the spoils of war


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.987559 del
>>987552
Cruisey puts towels on the seat and hangs a new Little Trees air freshener from the rear view mirror.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.987560 del
Do mong herders get a poo cleaning allowance?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.987561 del
>>987539
granulated rubber and solvent fumes are good for you, puts hair on your chest


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.987562 del
Monk are you going to celebrate your first week back at the wage?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:32 [Preview] No.987563 del
>>987562
>assuming monk actually went to work today and didn't stay home drinking


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.987564 del
>>987563
Everyone deserves a day off.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.987565 del
>>987563
read the posts you miss


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.987566 del
>>987564
And monk is a very deserving fellow.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.987567 del
:)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AhGaVtHjIuA [Embed]


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.987568 del
>>987566
If I was monks boss I would give him every day off.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.987569 del
on teh shard


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This weekend on Endcorner


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.987571 del
>>987570
Which one is Harry?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.987572 del
>>987571
John Lithgow - Harry and the Hendersons Potter


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.987573 del
John Lithgow - Third Cock for my Son


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.987574 del
>>987562
Yes I got a goon bottle and a big green top. Misso flipped out because I wasn't more caring about her being on her period. She has gone awol now which is a nice break. It is definitely not working out with her. Oh well, now I can generate hot! images on comfyUI in peace.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.987575 del
>>987574
Change the locks while she's out and get an AVO


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.987576 del
>>987574
>It is definitely not working out with her.
If you trade her in, will you get a better model?

She should be celebrating you finishing your first week back at the wage.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.987577 del
Is IGA making threads now?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.987578 del
>>987576
>She should be celebrating you finishing your first week back at the wage.
Exactly what I said. Then a tirade about money, living week to week, not having a plan to "invest in real estate" yada yada yada. Stupid fucking bitch


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.987579 del
>>987578
It's time to move out and get a place of your own neet.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:12 [Preview] No.987580 del
>>987577
i suspect so


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:16 [Preview] No.987581 del
I'm gonna buy an RTX3060 when I get paid. And then another one a fortnight later.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:17 [Preview] No.987582 del
>>987580
This poster: >>987548 is OP


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.987583 del
>>987581
I have 3060. Not much memory but a solid card for my TV and Audio system.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.987584 del
>>987582
he's a wrongun


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:18 [Preview] No.987585 del
>>987577
>>987582
He's gotta keep himself busy somehow


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:19 [Preview] No.987586 del
>>987583
It's double my 1060. Running 2x3060s is just a lot cheaper then buying a 3090. I will lose TPS on the second PCIe slot but oh well, shouldn't be that bad. I wanna run Qwen3.5-27B


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.987587 del
Might become a nebbish.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:24 [Preview] No.987588 del
Plain rice crackers for dinner tonight


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.987589 del
>>987587
It would suit you.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.987590 del
gone bed
lasagna making me fart already
or maybe other stuff like rum drinks


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:25 [Preview] No.987591 del
>>987588
Sounds dry.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.987592 del
>>987590
Night.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:26 [Preview] No.987593 del
>>987590
nite pumpkin


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.987594 del
>>987591
Had water


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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.987596 del


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:33 [Preview] No.987597 del
Some of you are really tedious, I only pop in from time to time and it's the same drama


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.987598 del
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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.987599 del
>>987597
Your the same drama


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.987600 del
>>987598
Possum and Cruisey


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.987601 del
>>987598
Thanks Cruisey and Wizzy.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:39 [Preview] No.987602 del
The show must go on.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.987603 del
>>987602
👆💯


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.987604 del
>>987601
I think Wizzys been working out


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.987605 del
Monk was this at your wage?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.987606 del
>>987586
Comfyui can run on AMD cards now. You could get a 24GB card for cheaper than a 3090 but I haven't checked the prices of those in a while


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.987607 del
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>>987605
The commentary really reminds me.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.987608 del
>>987607
Lord jebus kek


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.987609 del
Didn't know I could run a local LLM. Once I get it setup I'll let you guys ask it things.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.987610 del
Keep getting a racing heartbeat in the evening. Don't know why.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.987611 del
>>987609
Get you back into the AI loop.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.987612 del
>>987609
Ask it about the jews. That'll give you a baseline to know how truthful it is.


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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.987615 del
>>987614
Well posted neet, you are one of the best posters ever.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.987616 del


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.987617 del
>>987614
>cortisll
>emnoticnal reespor
>oxyoctin
>same homne
>oxycotoin
>amydgolla
Which hormone is getting produced when you laff?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:44 [Preview] No.987618 del
>>987617
SlopGPT says
>Laughter primarily triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural feel-good chemicals.
>It also increases dopamine and serotonin, which enhance pleasure and stabilize mood.
>Together, these chemicals create a positive, stress-reducing effect in the brain.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.987619 del
I just bypass all that bullshit with nicotine.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.987620 del
>>987618
Why the fellas don't laugh more?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.987621 del
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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.987622 del
Qwen 3.5 27b is useless. Won't even tell me how to make meth. Maybe there is a jailbroken model


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.987623 del
>>987620
I do, frequently throughout each day. It helps.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.987624 del
Night.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.987625 del
>>987620
I laugh at half of the posts on here.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:14 [Preview] No.987627 del
>>987626
I'm downloading qwen3 8B jailbroken. Is there a different between these?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:16 [Preview] No.987628 del
>>987627
Lower intelligence, in general. You should skip Qwen3 and go for 3.5 if you can. But even the Qwen3.5-9B is dogshit at making tool calls for me. Still good for general Q&A, code, erotic literature.


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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.987630 del
>>987628
Getting that one now. No clue how to set it up yet.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.987631 del
>>987629
>cruisey protectively watching over us while we sleep


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 10:36 [Preview] No.987632 del
>>987624
Goodnight my furry little friend.


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>>987628
>erotic literature


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.987634 del
>>987624
Night fella.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:29 [Preview] No.987635 del
>>987510
>>987513
Sweet dog.

>>987514
>>987519
Have a good one dude.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.987636 del
I bet Cruisey is buggering the Ethnic right now.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.987637 del
>>987636
He has Weber in the stirrups, blasting him with the pressure washer.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.987638 del
>>987560
There is a funding line for it, or used to be. Ive only seen it used once. Not usually though. I think most companies would pay for the clean, then try to reimburse themselves with that line.. or claim it on their tax


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:01 [Preview] No.987639 del
>>987600
>>987601
Poss is Wizzo.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:06 [Preview] No.987640 del
>>987636
I wish. Hanging out with mongs now. Fucking need that sweet, wet, pink clit on my face.

Getting me hornd.


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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:14 [Preview] No.987642 del
>>987640
>Hanging out with mongs now
/ausneets/


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:24 [Preview] No.987643 del
>>987640
How hard is it to get SDA approved?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.987645 del
>>987643
Very, and even if it is, it is never enough to get enough funding to live by yourself, its always shared. Almost all the SDA houses were built as 3 bedroom houses, then they changed the funding allotment so now pretty much all of them are private rentals. Plus on top of that, the SIL funding never covers the actual care needs implied, which is 24hr care.. and very few people get that now. I know two guys who live by themselves in SDA but they still need to pay a 'reasonable rent contribution' which is 25% of the dspbux and their SIL supports are only about 6-8hrs a day, plus the passive. This works for them because theyre in supported employment.
But yeah, pretty difficult, then when you get the funding, they need to find a vacant SDA and most arent up for moving. I got two people adequate SIL and SDA and they lie in Lizbef, and the only place (after spending 10k on reports and what not each) they could go to was Aldinga, and they didnt want to. Plus to get the approval, you need a quote from both SDA provider and who does the SIL.. then 6 months later the funds are approved, and theyre not going to leave the place empty until its approved. The whole thing is fucked. About 5 years ago, I would have been one of the top 20 people in the country who knew how to get things done and even then it was stupid. When SDA started the idea was sold to private investors, not NDIS providers, as a money maker. So NDIA could prove that there was a return for all their tax dollars going to clients. And they fucked over all those investors. I wanted my house to be SDA because I was just going to rent it out, but you needed to meet a lot of extra guidelines, plus pay for an additional contractor to sign off on each step of the build. The contractor alone cost over 50k, just to sign it off. Only feasible in a large housing complex.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.987646 del
His big post broke the board


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.987647 del
>>987646
That sounds sexual.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.987648 del
Just watched a video of Bernie Sanders asking Claude about the threats of AI in relation to privacy and targetted political campaigning.
He ended it by thanking the computer.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.987649 del
REAL NIGGA NEET HOURS ONCE AGAIN

and fuck my stupid life and insomnia


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.987652 del
Nightmares have more plot then most B movies


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:35 [Preview] No.987653 del
downloading the latest outlander episode and the peaky mindas movie that dropped overnight for mottherbbats


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.987654 del
dont forget to vote today best a noots


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.987655 del
>>987653
May her tab remain open.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.987656 del
>>987649
Have a drink.


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NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.987659 del
>>987629
That was a good sleep, thanks Cruisey.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.987660 del
>>987640
You need the blow-and-go


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.987661 del
>>987658
On tonight?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:24 [Preview] No.987662 del
>>987661
I don't have any VR goggles


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.987663 del
>>987662
Cruisey should buy a few sets for all of us.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:03 [Preview] No.987664 del
>>987663
he should hire young high-class escorts to dress up as harry potter witches and touch our rude bits


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:24 [Preview] No.987665 del
>>987664
Cruisey I wanna this


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.987666 del
>>987665
he'll bumsteer us and we'll just get miss elizabeth in a sailcloth


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.987667 del
Big poo. She’s gonna yell 😬


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.987668 del
>>987667
The smell will reach her first


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.987669 del
=J U S T==
>Hollywood action hero Chuck Norris dies after being rushed to hospital in Hawaii, aged 86
https://www.9news.com.au/world/chuck-norris-death-family-announces-actor-has-died-after-being-hospitalised-aged-86/054ee34a-4eed-444e-bce3-6154ec767f35


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.987670 del
Just


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.987671 del
>>987654
I think we all have.
Fuck. Just remembered that the postal votes are still in the glovebox.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.987672 del
>>987669
b-but he's supposed to be invincible
the memes said so


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.987673 del
>>987671
J U S T


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:07 [Preview] No.987674 del
>>987671
you better line up and do a real democracy


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:09 [Preview] No.987675 del
>>987671
>Just remembered that the postal votes are still in the glovebox.
I hope you haven't got Cow and Glenn's votes in there too.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:17 [Preview] No.987676 del
>Bowing to that feedback, Microslop now says it is backing off. "You will see us be more intentional about how and where Copilot integrates across Windows, focusing on experiences that are genuinely useful and well‑crafted," Davuluri says. Specifically: "We are reducing unnecessary Copilot entry points, starting with apps like Snipping Tool, Photos, Widgets, and Notepad."
https://www.zdnet.com/article/windows-users-are-angry-and-microsoft-is-finally-doing-something-about-it/


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.987677 del
what's that pdf library thingo url


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:22 [Preview] No.987678 del
used to be https://annas-archive.se/ orsomething


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.987681 del
>>987677
https://annas-archive.pk/
Tell 'em cruisey sent you to get a special tug discount from anna


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:37 [Preview] No.987682 del
>>987681
Thanks Cruisey.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:48 [Preview] No.987683 del
Gonna watch some welcome to the nhk today, time for some self reflection.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.987684 del
>>987674
Bugger that, went and put them in the mailbox.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:52 [Preview] No.987685 del
>>987675
Glenn voted for the abo party, then the weed party as no 2.
Cow doesnt vote


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.987686 del
Having a coffee, got some donuts.
Bum is making noises. Stitch in my mouth has unknotted itself but tried pulling it and it hurt. Its desolvable but doesnt seem close. Irritating feeling it.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.987687 del
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Thought I put Snatch on at 7pm AEDT.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.987688 del
Might tell Sweaty she's a stinky girl once.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:29 [Preview] No.987690 del
>>987687
Thank you. Will Harry get arrested?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.987691 del
Cruisey I wanna Get SDA approved. But I don't have physical disability. Is it impossible?


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:34 [Preview] No.987692 del


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.987693 del
>>987692
So I can live somewhere not shit


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:50 [Preview] No.987694 del
>>987693
They build them in shit areas.


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.987696 del
>>987695
Please step infront of a speeding train you waste of fucking oxygen


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.987697 del
>>987694
Well I already live in a shit area. I want to move to hobart or something and I can see a few solo SDA units there


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 23:52 [Preview] No.987699 del
>>987690
Harry Potter and the Protective Custody Unit


NEET 03/20/2026 (Fri) 23:53 [Preview] No.987700 del
>>987699
Thank you.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:02 [Preview] No.987701 del
>>987694
The origin story of australia


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:04 [Preview] No.987702 del
>>987701
The boongs keep all the good areas for themselves


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:10 [Preview] No.987704 del
>>987702
The premium 98 octane areas.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:14 [Preview] No.987706 del
>>987704
Always was, always will be.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:15 [Preview] No.987710 del
>>987704
Strait of Hormuz is a ruse by the BOG to keep control of demand.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:17 [Preview] No.987716 del
She's been studying Weber's gape tips.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:20 [Preview] No.987722 del
I think hmhe's trying to convince us he's a hetrosexual today


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:37 [Preview] No.987728 del
test


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.987729 del
captchas dont work after i turn on dollchan

took sweaty for a walk
took mothr bat for coffe at port eliots
firs place (yeo haus) was closed so went to bbeaches
pretty girl servd us
motherbat made her warm up a portugese tart for me
home now
having rum


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.987730 del
>>987729
You are living your best life #Jealous

could he be matching the image Captcha size to his images?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:43 [Preview] No.987731 del
>>987730
i can see them, just every thing i type in it says invalid/expired


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:47 [Preview] No.987736 del
Retard gonna retard


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:48 [Preview] No.987738 del
>>987731
Strange. I don't have evidence but I suspect the page caches the Captcha. If you reload the whole page do you get the same issue?

I have solved a Captcha but a post or two later I am served the same Captcha that is expired.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:49 [Preview] No.987742 del
All this effort he puts in
Lol


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 00:52 [Preview] No.987747 del
Work harder retard!
You're not posting it fast enough!


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:12 [Preview] No.987751 del
Hey Weber, was your Paddys day Irish whisky any good?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:14 [Preview] No.987752 del
>>987751
yes thank you


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.987753 del
>>987752
Noice, I may have to try a bottle


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:22 [Preview] No.987755 del
>>987729
>portugese tart
I have never had one, they look like creme brule. Do they taste like custard tarts, minus cinnamon?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:26 [Preview] No.987756 del
>>987755
it was our first time too
tasted like a light citrus custard


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:28 [Preview] No.987757 del
>>987756
nowhere near as intense as a lemon meringue or lime tart or somtehing though
very subtle
and the pastry is closer to puff pastry than whatever our tart pastry is


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.987766 del
I've worked full time jobs where I put less effort in than this retard does with the spamming.
They should cut his dole off.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:34 [Preview] No.987769 del
>>987766
Very unwell. He's in Queensland, South Australia, one NEET and another NEET. I have difficulty tracking it all.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:36 [Preview] No.987770 del
>>987769
If he put the same effort into doing surveys he could actually make some money


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:40 [Preview] No.987771 del
>>987757
>>987756
Huh, citrus sounds good. I will try one soon.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.987777 del
Quads and the retard eats his own shit


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:46 [Preview] No.987778 del
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NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:48 [Preview] No.987780 del
>>987769
TPG/iiNET/Internode addresses could be anywhere, so it's probably just Qld.
I remember that road trip to Canberra where I couldn't post from regional SA, Victoria, or NSW because he'd had just about all of their address space banned.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.987782 del
Bet $5 he posts it again


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 01:52 [Preview] No.987783 del
>>987780
I have my suspicion there is also someone else who plays at least a minor role >>987582, unless they want to explain why this was observed by Big Fella. Pure spectalation that could be wrong but it was an interesting observation.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.987785 del
>>987783
I just took that to mean dickhead made a normal looking thread so we would start posting in it before he started spamming again.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.987786 del
>>987785
True. It's all very strange.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:12 [Preview] No.987787 del
>>987785
I think the low effort threads are usually his, he does a lot of pointless posts at the beginning of them.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.987788 del
>>987786
He's a crazy person, you'll hurt your brain trying to make sense of it.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:18 [Preview] No.987789 del
>>987788
My brain has been under contruction for too long


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.987790 del
One day Cruisey will catch him and sign him up and the NDIS bounty for a mong that mongful will be enough to build the NEET Commune.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.987791 del
>>987790
Beautiful.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:45 [Preview] No.987792 del
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Goon AfterNEET Big Fellas

hows the monitoring going ?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:57 [Preview] No.987793 del
the state of this fucking thread/board/server/country/world


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.987794 del
>>987793
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:03 [Preview] No.987795 del
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NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:13 [Preview] No.987796 del
prepped a slowcooker red wine casserole
washed sweetie in the back yard
having anothr rum


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.987797 del
>>987796
You are a hive of activity today. How are the bees?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.987798 del
>>987797
I've see one or two doing their thing in the yard


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.987799 del
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NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:22 [Preview] No.987800 del
I just read that sometimes bees get drunk on fermented nectar and when they go back to the hive drunk the other bees beat them up and break their legs.
Seems a bit extreme.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:25 [Preview] No.987801 del
>>987800
Dan has union members everywhere.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.987802 del
Fuck. Just broke my little toe, kicked/hooked on the corner of the couch and bent it 45°. I heard it crunch. Then crack again when I tried to straihhten it. Put some cardboard between it and the next toe and taped them together. Starting to go a bit purple and swelled.
I've heard theres nothing that you can do about toes other that wait for it to heal. Sweat fucking dripping and shivering a bit. Phew.
Not going to gp. Just going to eat some painkillers and hope the swelling goes down.
Any of you done similar? Expecting to be a bit crooked forever, looks off centre and the toenail is on the side more like its twisted.
Did you get treated?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:29 [Preview] No.987803 del
>>987790
Thats why I still post here.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:31 [Preview] No.987804 del
>>987802
Go to the doctor you fucking mong


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.987805 del
>>987802
Please at least see Dr Zogbot.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.987806 del
>>987803
<Gotta catch 'em all!


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.987807 del
>>987802
I did that to my dick


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.987808 del
>>987807
Did you get treated?


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.987809 del
Thinking of writing a light novel series based on a boong harry potter. Harry potter is raised by a white family but one day a big bearded boong arrives and explains to harry that his great grandmother
was half boong so he's entilted to boongbux and takes him to a train station and introduces him to the magical world of petrol sniffing and getting drunk at 9 in the morning.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.987810 del
>>987809
Sounds promising.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:45 [Preview] No.987811 del
>>987809
I'd read that
The grandmother could be Wizzy


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.987812 del
there's one of those stupid concerts on down here this arvo/evening with that dirty how to make gravy abbo and missy piggins etc
got the side cutters ready to cut the valve stems on idiot who decides to park across the front gate


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.987813 del
Watching welcome to the nhk. Our protagonist has just gone down to an internet/manga cafe to apply for a job, only to find out that the job he was born to do has been taken by a goddamn woman.


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.987814 del
>>987811
m8 wizzy is only 22 years old, the boong lifestyle ages people fast


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.987815 del
>>987792
I'm good little fella, how bout you ?

spoiler]t. The Nurо[/spoiler]


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:50 [Preview] No.987816 del
t. The Nurо


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.987817 del
spoiler]t. The Nurо[/spoiler]


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:52 [Preview] No.987818 del
t. The Nurо


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.987819 del
burub


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:53 [Preview] No.987820 del
Battery at 4%
Too weak to post properly
Farewell neets
Give my love to pos


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.987821 del
>>987819
😁

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.987822 del
>>987820
Goodnight roboneet

t. The Nurо


NEET 03/21/2026 (Sat) 03:55 [Preview] No.987823 del
nurgo



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