>>989759
How??

NSW BEST

>>989761
Orally

Didn't bounce back well from last night. Might wagon

>>989758
You're my Soda pop

>>989764
Sounds do-able.

Cruisey I wanna try the new sloppa from Maccay's tomorrow

>>989769
God I miss Pidge.

>>989770
He got tired of being a bird.

Jim Beam double serve cola + 6 carltons acquazzied

>>989772
Monk? No!

>>989772
Monk in america?

>>989774
Roadtrip Monk.

Cruisey I wanna the Bubble Tea Showbag

Cruisey I also wanna the Cadbury Cherry Ripe Superbag

>>989777
You want a lot Wizzy.

>>989777
Thanks Wizzy.

>>989780
Big serving for me please.

10k i bought tomato online

>>989780
No chopper?

>>989782
where did you get the monero from?

>>989784
coinspot

>>989785
was there a minimum to buy? it was two grand last I looked.

>>989786
What? No. You can deposit any amount on coinspot and there is listings on durg market for like 50-100$ but coinspot doesn't do monero.

http://durgmarkju3jk2u7sqwm3ucb4lgip7fydbh6osomnumrn3uy6lvy3kqd.onion

>>989780
Nice, save me some chippies please.

>>989784
>>989787
I miss Monaro too

>>989782
Well done.

>>989787
Wat did you pay in? I specifically want monero because its the only privacy coin there is.

>>989791
durg market accepts bitcoin and monero. It seems legit but I guess we'll find out later if I actually get what I paid for.

>>989790
you are my hero

>>989759
Maybe.

>>989780
>stuck in the old thread
There is no shame.

>>989795
The stigma is gone.

>>989796
But the rash remains.

>>989797
Always keep it moist

Mwave has free postage on most items if you need a cable or some other bob it's a good deal at the moment.

Stuck in the 2000s

>>989801
Odd Tomats

>>989801
A nice looking crop.

Over 20 git clones of my project in one day. Misso fucked off to bed when I opened the first can. Got paid. Lifes good.

>>989804
MonkAI when?

>>989805
Monk is already available to download from github ver 1.0.2

>>989804
All of them was me. I kept fucking up the install and had to do it again. sorry.

>>989806
We already have Monk 2.0 meow.

feel sick, might be from all the cleaning and unaccustomed exertations, going to bed

>>989808
Damn Linux, I have been using the old Flatpak version.

>>989809
Goodnight.

do the boongs have a version of the atlantis legend, a lost land rules by blackfellas where premium 98 flowed like water?

>>989812
They have the Dreamtime where all the animals talk and do stuff.
It's like disney but with a lot more killing and fucking.

Im going to bed. Sick of waking up. Maybe I'll luck out tomorrow. Good Night NEETs.

>>989814
Night.

Had a whisky and a small whisky and meow there is no whisky.
Contemplating the obtaining of more whisky.

>>989816
More whisky meow?

>>989817
Heading off to get more whisky meow
I completed contemplating

morndings
bleary, dolans for breakeky

>>989819
GMN.

Pick me up a sloppa meal please.

crepuscular
adjective [krih-PUHSS-kyuh-ler]

1. of, relating to, or resembling twilight
2. occurring or active during twilight

The crepuscular activity of the possum makes it most active during the dawn and dusk hours.

>>989820
You watch some tiktoks.

>>989821
Very useful.

>>989822
I kmeow who stole 'em.

Gonna stream Mad Cats on Saturday at 7pm AEDT.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

>>989821
Thank you for WWWWOTW

>>989824
sounds zany

>>989816
you are looking suave, NEET.

Good Morning NEETs and Shibs.

watching a youtube video on australian supermarket mince, never buying from coles or woolies again

At wage cage. Doing training. Learning how to scan a barcode on a piece of clothing and throw it into a big sorting bin based on the number the RF gun gives me. Cutting edge stuff. Been throwing the clothes into the bins then taking them out again for almost 2 hours how. Hungover

>>989831
You are doing well King (👑)

>>989831
just quit and go home

>>989831
Pay attention neet as it sounds very complicated.

>>989821
Thankyou, a very nice surprise.

might have a can of solo

have to walk 30 meters and back later today

>>989838
Better take a sandwich with you.

>>989838
Take along a GPS and get the exact distance.

>>989839
If I was a boong I would hit him up for that sandwich.

Might manufacture a line of ausneets action figures.

>>989843
>action
*in

might become a local legend

>>989845
going to tell people I knew you before you were famous

>>989845
An hero

>>989829
I think I watched the same one.

>>989851
Your just trying to get us to look at your shit pan again.

>>989852
No

wanted a relaxing easter but it sounds like she has 500 jobs for me to do

>>989855
Tell her you have had a brain aneurysm and the Dr recommends rest with plenty of fluids and desserts so she might have to wait on you for the foreseeable future.

>>989855
No rest for the wicked

>>989855
Your only job is to pig out on chocolate. Do us proud.

Go to church on Friday.

Gm neets. Today me and grok are going to get to the bottom of the alien/ufo phenomena, once and for all.

>>989858
At the risk of having my Executive status revoked, I am not a massive fan of chocolate. Don't mind a few rows of dark chocolate here and there, but don't gorge on it.

>>989860
grok isn't real.

Had a shave, burned her DVDs

Found something disgusting

>>989864
fortunately I only saw the text at the top and about 1cm of the top of the photo, so re-spoilered the image

>>989863
Why don't you just setup jellyfin and put a client on her TV or setup a netflix for her?

>>989867
Needs a parsnip and a swollen toe

>>989866
she has enough trouble using her fetch box or switching the input to the dvd player
also it's no long enough to have netflix given there's about six streaming services and they all vie for exclusive access to a particular series

Cut my fingers accidentally with the untrimmed nails on my other hand. Fuck my life. I may legally be an adult but I have the competence of a retarded 4 year old.

>>989870
You need retard mittens and a bib.

>>989869
If she can’t switch an input it means its over but jellyfin is still viable if you get her to trxt you what shows she wants you can use radarr yo auto download them

>>989872
She's old, he's lucky she doesn't want vhs tapes.

Man fuck burning dvds. That’s aids

The council says the cant do anything with my dashcam footage of the littering boomer. I sent it to the EPA. Should send it to dash cam owners australia youtube channel

>>989874
its nice to be able to hand some retard a moofie that you kmeow will change their lives.

>>989876
>kmeow
How do I stop the word filters from going in other words? I put a space in the text to replace and it still does it

>>989877
Its a bit stale, time to delete the filter, its not a meme really meow, is it? fuck

>>989878
Deleted some filters now

>>989879
It was pretty funny for a while tho.

>>989881
I kmeow (You) were doing your best to run the board.

They got Nuro!!
https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/child-ebiker-cuffed-by-police-after-riding-at-popular-beach/news-story/ca8eb9bdc0621efbcfc83e4daa804a89

>>989884
That pink meat looks ill

>>989886
>ill
the cool kids say bussin these days

>>989886
You can buy bulls penis quite cheap these days.

>>989885
eebs have killed more children than MDMA.

>>989889
Abortion has killed more people in the USA than killed in WWII

>>989889
fucking zoomers always take something cool and end up killing themselves with it and getting it banned for everyone.

>>989889
Nuro is worse than Hitler!!!

>>989892
That's not saying very much...

>>989893
Nuro is sexier than Hitler?

put air in the car tyreses

>>989895
Imagine not going to the tyre shop and getting them properly serviced and nitroflated.

>>989896
imagine being a gay nigger faggot

>>989897
I prefer dilettante, a zephyr that alights on many and heterogeneous areas of expertise. I first became interested in tyres when I noticed how important they were to the art of whizzing.

might watch the second joker movie even though I was warned its crap.

>>989899
the whole thing was made as a big fuck you to white weirdos

>>989885
more interested in the "related" article:
https://www.news.com.au/technology/motoring/on-the-road/push-for-national-ebike-ban-better-enforcement-amid-spike-in-deaths-across-australia/news-story/ee8d44d109e845860af4aa217ba5915c

when did nuro get an ebike gang?

>>989901
He pays the skate park kids to follow him around cheering.

>>989901
I'm mildly surprised that it wasnt dodgy chinknesium batteries exploding in flames like random time bombs that killed all those kids, it was just ordinary weaponized recklessness. That and Nuro taking the safety devices off for them.

>>989902
none of them can 540 paddington or reverse custard spongebob

>>989904
I'm still waiting for that epic wheelie.
And the NEET Musical.

>>989905
What about the NEET radio station?

Bought some rollmops, gonna have them on good friday instead of my customary visit to the fish and chips shop

>>989907
Motherbat got some goddamn freexer fish and chips from the supermarket instead of us getting JF&C

>>989907
Rollmops should be eaten like a treat. They're not a meal. More of a dessert.

>>989909
I have them with strawberry ice cream.

>>989908
I hope it's not basa.

>>989911
i'll let you know when I see it on Friday

quarter chicken, sauerkraut, olive bread, hommus and cheese for loinch

>>989913
*oliver bread

Karen from the EPA called me. She is gonna get medieval on ol boomy with the trash trailer. McKek.

pretty sure this female doom map maker I'm looking at is a LGHDTV

>>989916
another word filter?

>>989917
I don't begrudge zesty kitten his mischevious little pranks. Whatever annoyance they cause me is far less than what I'd suffer if I'd volunteered to be bo.

albo addressing the nation tonight
time to panic

announcing fuel rationing, or boots on the ground for the merchant's guild?
either way, time to buy all the toilet paper you can find

>>989920
With Nuro out of action, how is the Prime Minister going to make rational decisions without consulting?

another word filter
christ

>>989921
One thing I noticed was how quiet it is outside during the day, far less cars than usual, people trying to save fuel. Reminds me a bit of the good old days of the pandemic.

Do neets figure this one is a transexual? https://www.doomworld.com/profile/1084-remilia-scarlet/

>>989925
What the fuck do you need to second guess this one? It will never be a woman, to put it mildly.

>>989927
Zesty is training the neets to detect and bypass wordfilters so we can outsmart the ai models that are basically running the world at this point. He is basically mr miyagi at this point.

3 pints of strawby quik to use up some milk

>>989928
I always thought myagi was molesting him off camera.

>>989931
lucky bugger

>>989931
The bond between traditional martial arts sensei and student is a close one, if you catch my drift. Stick with guns if you value your hetreosexuality.

might chuck it in and get some flour and eggs.

Wax on, whacks off

>>989907
>>989909
>>989910
🤮

did some dishes

>>989915
lol well done neet

had a shower

>>989940
Hugh. G. Rection?

>>989941
don't be silly

Might buy a mortar off marketplace. Tiffin you know armaments. What is this?

>>989943
They're Howitzer projectiles. You want the 81mm mortar.

>>989943
It's a cock-ring, guv.

>>989941
That's MISTER Rection to you. Only my friends call me Hugh.

We shall defend the NEET Commune with trebuchet firing huge loads of neet poo.

>>989945
It just occured to me that maybe the guy who yells HOWZITGOAN is maybe actually trying to sell a howitzer.

>>989948
This but cloggers

>>989948
Can tiffo bring his guns? What if a pack of wild roaming boongs comes looking for petty to sniff and decide on a gang rape instead?

She's not having a good week.
Yesterday she left the sunglass lenses that clip to her specs on the counter of a shop and had to go back for them.

>>989951
If they can survive 60kg of neet poo to the face they deserve to rape us.

>>989952
Poor bat. I wish her well.

have to walk that 30 meters in a few minutes

Hungry but don’t want to eat. how could this be happening?

>>989956
perhaps the hunger is lust?

Back when i was a young nazi in high school my farts were called zyklon because of how deadly and noxious they were

HUNGRY FOR FUCK

>>989957
Is the solution eating pussy?

>>989955
Good luck NEET I hope you make it.

>>989955
Godspeed neet.

>>989960
That seems to work for Cruisey.

wasted trip
nobody home
have to try again later

Is HP and the Australian PM on at 7:00 PM in the evening tonight?

>>989965
I think you mean 19:00PM in the evening tonight

>>989965
Harry Potter and the Remote or Rural Proctologist is on next weekend.

>>989966
Thank you.

>>989967
Thank you.

>>989952
But the art is kitch. Who cares if its destroyed?

>>989964
30m walk NEET?

Flour and x have been obtained. Egg schnitzel for tea again.

>>989970
yes

>>989969
shut your goddamn mouth

>>989971
Are you taking the durgs NEET?

>>989974
I thought x for eggs was the ultimate contraction

>>989971
Yeah this looks like code for durgs

>>989976
It is a very good contraction tbh I was just being a dick.

>>989928
Moar liek meowgi amirite.

One time when I went to visit Weber I noticed that his front door was actually a claymore mine cleverly disguised to look like a front door so I didn't knock once.

>>989884
Meat paté?

>>989981
liverwurst

>>989982
Liver paté.

>>989983
Patewurst

>>989983
this is the whole egg & bacon pie vs quiche lorraine debate again

>>989985
You can't beat a good Quiche Lorraine

Lorraine Quiche sounds like somebody Monk would be dating.

Not many posts left until 3 sets of dubs

Cruisey I wanna try it

>>989995
Cruisey is gonna buy me the new sloppa meals for Maccay's soon

Ready.

>>989997
>1
Not a good song by Tina.
>2
His loneliness is killing him.
>3
>order, today is loading container
She should read these word of the day posts here.

>>989992
Money well spent. Who would want to make them feel bad in the comfort of their homes, protected by bodyguards.

>>989999
Thanks Wizzy. She should read the WWWWOTW

>>990000
>>989999
Thanks Paprika Whizzy

>>990000
Generally speaking, people who do the right thing by the populace shouldn't need physical protection or additional laws to punish dissent.

>>990001
>>990002
Oh shit, I took both.

>>990003
>right thing by the populace
Well that's open for interpretations.

>>990006
yes, but by and large if you're genuinely trying to do the right thing and aren't just lining your own pockets, most people regardless of their own personal politics will leave you alone

two cans of lemonade mondster and two bags of red frogs for dindins

>>990008
brown hands

>>990008
Australia has laws against playing with Lego?

>>990011
are you surprised? we have laws against literally everything
it's a bit like rule 34, except instead of porn it's if you can think of a law that doesn't exist yet you must create it

>>990009
That's going to come out like red goop.

>>990013
in Motherbat's toilet

>>990014
lol, that poor woman, imagine waking up to find your toilet covered in red goop.

prime minister anthony albanese at 7pm tonight

>>990017
It wasn't a good episode of HP. Far too short.

>>990010
Took me by surprise, thought itd be meff mum

>>990000
Thanks Shibzzy

>>990005
Bloody foriegners coming here and taking all our quads.

>>990022
Beautiful article especially this part that made me cry
>*HOLD EMBARGO FOR 1900 – 01.04.26*, CANBERRA, Australia, April 1, 2026: Video grab – Prime Minister Anthony Albanese National Address. Picture: ABC

Cruisey i wanna go see atlantis

might watch some more battlestar galactica
want to put my dick in admiral adama

>>990025
he's taking me to see the supergirl moofie with the doggo

>>990024
I clicked the spoiler and it tried to ring
1900 010 426

>>990028
lol

New chair is godly. My arse is pleased

>>990030
A happy arse is a happy neet.

>>990030
Well done NEET.

>>990031
>>990032
based

>>990030
I imagine a little smiley face on it

big egg schnitty and seasoned chippos with tartare sauce. Big sanding and bogging session on the canoe. Ragretting not getting more talcum powder. Are we watching a mid week moofie? In that case please start it from the beginning as I was having a bath.

>>990033
the introduction to joplin's the entertainer is played with both hands, not one hand doing octaves
erika was based tho

Would you rather do the worlds biggest poo or have the world's biggest wank?

Bins are out.

Cruisey I want a macbook pro

>>990042
Monk needs to develop an AI agent that scans these threads for these requests of Cruisey for Cruisey to catalogue and track them.

>>990043
Index gonna need BIGINT

>>990043
We need monk.
Only have mongk

Might have to root the slampig to get my old pc back. I need to use it as a server god damn it

>>990009
Plate of chippos was too big, had to leave the veggies. It was a sacrifice that had to be made. Gonna search the pantry for some jelly beans. I need more calories.

>>990044
kek

>>990046
>the old slampig
Please neet, Webby has said that only cruisey is allowed to call him that.

>>989987
El Sassy Loraine

>>990030
Excellent, happy for you NEET

My life would have been completely different if I had just used apple the whole time.

Goon EveNEET Big Fellas

Raining at Noosa Got Soaked. Yeaaaaah Staus: Denied. Back home. High and Dry. Missed the bab shop before closing. Pepperoni Za in Oven. Its just the little things really.

How is everyones Easter plans ? Besides avoiding WW4 and all.....

>>990053
Hey.
My plan is to stuff meself with Easter ham with horseradish and boiled eggs.

did albo say anything important?

>>990055
25c off per litre

>>990053
Hi Nuro. I cant tell what that scope means but it looks like you are having fun.

>>990056
Something about paying for petrol in chineese yuan.

>>990053
if easter is this weekend, I'm taking the chainsaw out for a spin.

>>990053
There is a dangerous excess of chocolate eggs at the shops. I will gird my 5xl loins and take care of it.

>>990053
also @tiffo got some new tunes for you attached , will be available to chat on discord over the weekend , assuming you were'nt actually Saint Dezzi IRL and got your self unalived....

LIVER STATUS: STROKED
WELFARE STATUS: CHECKED

>>990056
People will just buy more, creating a shortage and sending the price up

Dunno why you guys think dezi was so based, he didn't even look fully white. Probably 1/4 boong or something.

>>990062
I'm enjoying having speakers again and was getting back into Nick Cave today. I can talk to you on discord but hit me up before 10PM because i have strict hours.

Bed time just as the ninjas are about to attack the samurai. Legit havent watched a entire moofie in one go for ever. Good Night NEETs.

>>990054
Gday Shibaru. I hope you have some nice mustard to go with the ham. Especially the stuff with the real mustard seeds and on some thiccc cuts of fresh bread loaf.
>>990055
magoo just has to sit there and see his popularity gomup 20 points now that trump was either cloned or had a liver stroke
>>990056
jokes on you there wont be any fuel to buy, sunny coast is already out of diesel as of tonight. GRIM
>>990057
if i am here i am having fun, if i am not its because i am not [picture related]
>>990059
>aussies paying in yuan ???
imagine penny wongs micropenis right now.....
>>990060
confusing on so many levels
>>990061
the cancelation of cadbury culture is real. i cant believe what those assholes did, now the stores are holding so much of their product its embarrasing...
>>990064
tried explaining this to a normie today. TLDR he was mad as hell and didnt want to take it anymore.
>>990065
but ! are those speakers wired correctly ??
>>990067
night o neet o


ZA is out of oven, drenched in worcestershire sauce, no regrets

>>990068
No mustard. We have grated horseradish as condiment.

Cruisey may I have some thorazine please

need to sleep

>>990069
well la di da !
>>990070
>>990071
my dexie mate got given a few boxes of seroquel from someone from someone who's motherbat was legit batshit crazy, strong shit too.

Seroquel is a shit tier durg when taken everyday but if you have some in the med kit for emergencies it will legit knock you out for 12 hours plus. Took one 40mger at 5pm sunday to avoid waking up at 5am like i have lately. Woke up at 1030am, had a bunch of missed calls, with all the blend 43 in the world could not get out of bed till midday, shit legit zonked me out and missed a whole day. Fuck garn half that bitch next time.

END COMMUNICATO

>>990072
Your not Cruisey!

Help I need an adult

>>990074
The next available Cruisey will reply soon.

fart fart fart
shit in a bucket

Real Cruisey hours. Lung vomit in the moonlight.

>>990077
ADIDAS

He is getting us the 2 chicken schnitzels with chips and gravy's for $40 (with 2 vanilla cokes for later), a honey stick and a large flat white for breakfast. Will go through the aisle again when we leave for a passionfruit slice and a custard tart before setting off.

>>990079
❤️ 🥹

woke up 3 hours too early again, need to get back to sleep

>>990081
I am trying to.
See you in the morrow.

replaced a lightbulb
fucken blueberry muffin, strawby chobani for breakfast

Good Morning NEETs.

Doing the Nutbush in Woolies. Wish Possum and Cruisey were here with me.

>>990068
When the gold coast runs out of coke I would be more concerned
>>990072
Why cant you just do coke and jet skis like every other white male up there? Anti psycotics arent for funz.

GM NEETs. My weed order hasn't updated :(

gm neetos

>>990088
Sorry I will get right on it i promise. I dont check my account every day.

Awake again, naturally.

>>990088
Get off durgs you degenerate.

>>990094
12 Tons of kitkats please. I know you have some

>>990097
heey babes hit me up ❤️

>>990094
cadbury creme egg flavored snossage rolls please

It’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll🎵🎶

>>990094
Lindt balls and some creme eggs. Thanks.

>>990096
I like your potty

>>990094
What sort of eggs do you think shibs would like? Do the magyars even have easter?

>>990104
They have hard boiled ones that they paint themselves with the blood of turks.

>>990085
>>990088
>>990089
morning

>>990106
Morn

Drain my ball ?

t. The Nurо

For second breaky he is taking me to Crepe cafe for an acai and raspberry jus drizzled stack with whipped egg whites and a couple pales before a round of indoor putt putt, only 9 holes.

When is bin day?

>>990110
bins out today for me and weber

A neet puts the bin out when it's full

>>990112
I just let cruisey do it

>>990113
I don't trust Cruisey around green bins.

>Artemis II will achieve something Apollo neglected to do: it will send the first woman and the first black man to the Moon.
lol, they're not even going to land there

fucked up morning
went to woolies and the chemist
on the way to the vet the low tyre pressure warning went off, even though I'd filled the tyres yesterday
rear passenger tyre was down to 27psi from 36 yesterday afternoon
topped it up, went to bunnings, then the tyre place
$45 to get it plugged while we waited
walked sweetie
having a rum

Summoned to magistrates to give evidence. Woe. Told police I din see nuffin, summoned anyway. Woe.

>>990117
Do you civic duty, NOOT.

>>990064
did you see he was shot "at least 20 times" and "looked like swiss cheese"
definitely proportional force and not a murder

>>990117
What didn't you see?

>>990119
He had it coming after taking that NEETs kitkats.

Might listen to some 80s anime soundtracks

>>990117
Just tell them you're black and dindu nuffin.

>>990117
tell the truth and nothing else NEET.

>>990124
tell everybody who will listen in the court precinct that you hate niggers and will shit your pants soon

Cruisey i wanna go to parliment house and tell albo he’s a stinky poopoo and a big dumb dumb

>>990127
you're fucked m8: >>989992
i'll write you in gaol

>>990121
You can take away a NEETs dole cheque
You can take away his dignity
But you just DON'T take his kitkats

>>990129
you can have my dignity, i'll keep the kitkats

>>990131
LGHDTV mafia

>>990120
Nuffin

>>990125
It was months ago and it was dark, and I'd drank 20 beers and heard noises.

>>990128
That shit is actually real?

>>990136
ignorance is no defence
pack a small overnight bag

I finished fitting the head of the Adxe to the handle I carved, it seems to work okay, being fixed in place by the taper rather than by wedges. I oiled the handle before it starts to split. See how it goes.

>>990138
chop chop chop
watch a ranger drop

smiths crispy bacon chibbs
boring

>>990140
Bought multivitamin and zinc. Might drop a big load later

>>990141
ur a bum bum doodle head

Haven't done anything today, fug

>>990143
Year of acceptance. There is no shame any more

>>990143
None of us do anything NEET. Reality is just a simulation.

might be nordy

For those planning a trip over the Noosa bar this Easter, here is your hydrographic report:
Shit's fucked.

>>990148
only nuro could get an ebike across that much water

>>990147
Weber? no!

Why hasn't he posted my weed?

>>990151
Because you purchased it from the AFP.

>>990152
o/
We are all political prisoners of the ZOG.

>>990153
Awh. I thought I bought it off 10k