SA BEST A

>>988740
cant wait to see a gay black Gandalf
>AH HELL NAH YOU AINT FINNA PASS HERE NIGGA

Still awake
Drank 4 litres of water. Still thirsty

>>988742
Have some ethanol.

It just keeps falling out of me.

Got like 2 hours sleep. Bleary. Got fuel, the dial went up to $50 much faster than I expected. Only half a tank till Tuesday. Excited for even further accelerated decline in social trust. You can really feel the tension in the air.

>>988747
>dial went up to $50 much faster than I expected.
>further accelerated decline in social trust
Don't accelerate too hard to save fuel

>>988749
Thank you.

Bins out.
Doing a poo.
In the toilet because I’m not Indian.

bum ruined again

Was watching youtube about various 90s tv shows like friends and buffy and xfiles and wondered - when was the last time tv show writers were allowed to make shows with all white casts of hetreosexual characters?

>>988749
Unless it has an all white cast not gunna touch it.

>>988735
How does he do it?

Had to walk to this thread because a certain NEET >>987511 crashed the choppah in the last thread.

>>988756
The ausneets choppah service is not what it used to be. Government cutbacks, or cruisey embezzling the money, someone is to blame.

>>988757
Me in red on the left.

>>988759
That's Orko.

>>988760
I know, he was BIGGEST EGO! in filmation head jew Lou Scheimer. Lots of jews involved in he-man.

grinding coffee beans to make cold brew

At wage. Keen for a goon tonight. Can taste it. A hard earned thirst

>>988763
You deserve it NEET.

made cold brew
replaced bin liners
brought in one bin

>>988756
That was two (2) threads ago.
We should've had a new choppah by now if the NEET Council didn't keep spending all the money on high class aboriginal prostitutes.

>>988766
What qualifies those prostitutes to be high class?

>>988767
They do anal

>>988767
They don't tell Weber he's fat.

>>988768
Even if they say no?

Might start a mobile dog washing business. Actually, make it a mong washing business. We'll lure mongs into the trailer, chain them up and pressure wash them. First customer can be webby.

My neighbour really likes talking about lawn.
He's a good bloke but it gets a bit tiresome.

>>988771
This sounds more like a fetish than a business model.

>>988774
Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.

>>988775
You just need to write up the proposal to NDIS properly.
Non Consensual Personal Cleaning Services for the Disabled.

>>988771
Sounds good, I'll be one of the first inline as my scrotum needs a good rub'n scrub.

The rotten flesh beggar could do with a pressure washer mugging but I think he might just fall apart and wash away.

dark matter market working for anyone?

>>988779
loaded for me

>>988780
what is url?

>>988779
Yeah I just bought some

dunno how nuro drinks this V drink
tastes like cat piss

>>988784
oh im not installing tor browser
what do they sell besides durgs?

Only bifdurs do durgs

>>988785
just reasised that is a clearnet link
they only sell durgs and credit card numbers
no guns or cool tech

>>988787
And counterfeit gold bars.

>>988788
They just spray paint a poo

>>988789
Some of my cloggers have the correct density

>>988790
Kek

First you buy the credit card numbers then you use them to buy the durgs and then you take the durgs and then you buy the golden poos because you're all fucked up on durgs.

>>988786
I'll put my foot through your window

On durgs

toasted hammie sammiches for lonch
might cook some chips and chiggen salt later

>>988794
by durgasoft

on the irish mules again

Think I'm addicted to chocolate again. Wish I was hooked on booze and ciggies like the cool neets.

>>988795
I went to the food court and bought some cubano sandwiches for lonch. Foolish use of money, should've just had toasted ham sandwiches at home, smothered in mustard and cheese.

>>988799
I can only imagine what they charged you

>>988797
I sitting outside until it stsrted spitting on me
Need to eat. Only got pies. No bread. T

>>988800
I had to know what they were like. I won't do it again. But I'll do something else just as stupid.

>>988802
Better off just youtubing the exotic subs and sammiches and building your own at home.

watching videos on bugout bags
current climate got me thinkin

>>988803
yeah, I think I'll acquire some mustard, pickles and ham and have sandwiches for lunch a couple of times a week to save money

>>988805
I find I can get 3 days (6 sangas) out of one of those large Don ham packets. They're about $5.50. Better value price and weight than the two smaller Primo packet deal Woolies usually has.

a monte carlo or monte crisco (can't remember) is a ham and cheese sanga dipped in egg wash and pan fried

might also use mayo instead of butter, youtube would know

https://youtube.com/watch?v=LgOXq_tpLWE [Embed]
latest incarnation of the corvette does 0-60mph (0-96.56kmh) in 1.68 seconds

>>988809
imagine what it could do with a car full of executive neets providing extra downforce

Might go buy the smallest chocolate I can find from the local milk bar. Would you neets like anything?

>>988811
a bottle of rum, a pepper pie, and a packet of killer pythons please

>>988811
30kg og sugar please

>>988813
I don't think he's coming back with our stuff

need to exercise, get fit
but no energy
becuase i'm unfit because I never exercise

>>988815
me too

>>988814
I bet he ate it all himself

>>988818
what a greedy prick

Went to coles before and the big fat cheerfull lady was there.
She calls everyone my love and is so cheerfull she infects me with cheer.

A "halal" butcher in Zurich, Switzerland has sold more than 3 tonnes of pork labelled as veal to Muslim customers, who haven’t noticed any difference for three years.
Pork sells between $1-$6 per lb and veal $10-40 per lb. That butcher knew exactly what he was doing LMAOOOO 🐷

>>988821
Sounds very whimsical.

>>988823
Sounds very whimsical.

did some dishes
rewarded myself with 500ml of strawby quik

>>988826
Now you'll have to clean the glass and spoon. And reward yourself again with more quik. The quik downward spiral.

>>988773
He's looking a little more human today.

>>988807
>>988808
Was it good?

>>988823
How was it noticed?

>>988828
Can reply all with
>Xhortling
for me please?

need motivation

>>988834
do all the things or I'll rape you

>>988831
yes
been a few years though

>>988836
Wonderful. Thank you.

might start a neet para para dance group

>>988838
I and Possum already have Morris dancing on Wednesday nights.

>>988839
Sounds wonderful.

>>988840
Morris dancing is full of pagan symbolism and sexual messages it's basically a swingers club.

Are the dmm posts spam?
Sounds like it.

>>988842
What's dmm?

>>988744
This one makes little sense. Disappointing.

>>988842
you just want the gold painted poo all to yourself

>>988844
I think the first half was about requiring voter ID, the bit about knowing how you voted was just horse shit

>>988845
iktf

This made me laugh

>>988811
Golden rough. Thanks

>>988811
Cherry ripe please.

>>988843
Dmm is a typo. I mean dnm.

>>988846
Yes. I found it nonsense that they find the idea of proof of citizenship outrageous.
The rest is something about making the elections the job of the fed not the states. But the US is more complicated because they have local elections for states during midterm.
And yes, Trump knowing who voted who is just gibberish.

No its dmm. Great I'm just arguing with meself like that one NEET.

Three hours sleep, turned up for work looking like shit. Strange turn of events, other mongs didn't turn up at all or quit by lunch.

Bossman gave me 300 for three hours work. Charity, encouragement, saving his bacon

>>988854
You did well King (👑)!

>>988854
Well done.

>>988853
Direct mong messaging

>>988857
Premium VIM service

>>988853
>arguing with meself
I do it all the time, around here it's the only way to find an intellectually worthy adversary.

CrowsNEET, the Crows are playing the Cats on the tele tonight.

>>988861
rude

>>988854
I hope you thanked him as soon as he gave you the money by resigning.

>>988865
kek

>>988867
No.

>>988869
they'd have v& him before 35 days

Encourage the neets to get at least two days cash work. Two days a week is easy enough, it's double cenno, you still get low income benefits.

And if things change you can either get full cenno, full time work or register a business.

Got 500 from work, 500 from cashies, made 100 and saved a hundred from home business. Shit on the wagies at work, on the jsp. Pay no business tax. 1200 a week, best life.

>>988871
How many hand jobs did you give in that two days?

>>988871
I am sorry neet, but I am a gentleman, and it is beneath a gentleman's dignity to work for a living.

>>988873
Well said good sir NEET

>>988874
It's alright NEET you don't have to

CRUISEY HE'S TRYNA MAKE US DO THINGS AND STUFF HELP!!!

>>988877
You will do stuff and be happy.

>>988878
Reminds me of that little Goblinoid
>You'll own nothing and you'll be happy

Might have a shower. Anyone used 420chan when it was still up?

>>988877
Do it with him. Expand.

>>988881
That will happen tonight at the council meeting.

>>988880
15+ years ago yes. Don't check Kirk's basement.

>>988880
Don't forget to give your nape a good scrub.

Windy.

Bindy.

Wanky

QUINTS ANNA RESTA THA YEAR BE GOOD FOR ALLA NEETS
ANNA FUGGUN PRICE PEDROL GO DOWN 3 BUX A LEEDA MY BLACK ARSE HOWS A BOONG MEANTA GET IS SNIFF ON
ANYOW SHIDS GONNA BE GOOD AGAIN
YA FARKIN WOIT DORG NEET CARNTS ARE ARIGHT

>>988888
Thanks Wizzy.

>>988888
Thanks Wizzy!

>>988888
Thanks Wizzy

Is medical weed worth it?

Use medical chamomile instead.

need to force myself to go to bed, keep having racing thoughts and anxiety instead. Goodnight neets

>>988893
I would say no but I have to admit I am a tomato grower.

>>988895
Goodnight NEET, hope you have a good sleep.

Decided to pressure cook the off chicken, spiced the broth heavily. Tasted fine. But that, a pack of smokes and a bottle of wine plus a few beers, a litre of milk.
Really pushing it.

>>988898
How off was the chook?

>>988888
Thanks Wizzy.

>>988899
Two days, cooked it yesterday and reboiled the soup tonight. Actually feeling fine now, just had integestion

It's firing out of me.

this is foid control to major chud

THIS IS MAJOR CHUD TO FOID CONTROL

IM STEPPING THROUGH HER (front) DOooOooooOr

ashes to ashes
looksmaxxing sooner
we know major chud’s
a gooner

the foid wants chad and there’s nothing I can do

Take your protein pills and spike your cortisol

>>988910
All but one of my eggs in my breakky burst today.

>>988911
That's no good. Did you boil or poach them? I pierce the yolk and swirl it slightly when I fry them.

>>988912
I maded sunny side ups.

>>988913
Ah. I prefer them a bit more solid, although I can see the appeal of runny egg.

>>988914
Runny egg helps to burn calories.

>>988915
You have to chase it?

>>988916
Do.

Cruuuuiiisyyy, I wanna do thiiiiiiss!

>>988918
>avif
get gud scrub

>>988918
fixed it for you

dunno what made me sick last, might just chuck out everything i ate yesterday - museli, tzazaki, cucumber, and that prepacked salad. brown hands may have been involved

>>988921
I would guess the salad
or the tzazaki if it was a jar you had opened weeks prior
museli doesn't go bad, just soft

also rinse loose veg like cukes and tomados before you prepare them

in b4
>ur a loose veg

>>988910
This is too fancy for a breakfast meat

angel called up about times and something. Need to go service her. Too tired. Ruins my schedule.

angel
Not sure about that one.

>>988925
It was an $8 "Drover's Choice" budget piece from Coles. They're all $8, but depending on the cut only weigh 175-220 grams or so. This one was a 175g Scotch. I have a rump one I'll use another day.

>>988927
superwog

>>988927
>angel
A clear tranny prostitute name if ever i heard one.

Last night I watched the first episode of the Gunpowder (2017) mini series about the Gunpowder Plot.
It had a well good execution scene fairly early on.
Liv Tyler got bogged between The Fellowship of the Ring and filming this though.

Gonna make some friends today on my computer in doom

>>988933
Can you make a mouthy boong sitting on a bench and then cave his head in with a breaker bar please?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y67eW9z0Fq4 [Embed]
Cruisey the other weird girl is in the computer this time

Did Cruiseys foot fall off?

>>988936
dunno about his foot, but his posting sure did

The NEETs are quiet today

>>988938
it's been like this all fucking week

>>988939
>>988938
That neet we told to ring the free nurse and go to hospital and ignored us probably died. Such is life.

Contemplating what to eat. Might buy more notepads.

>>988942
I am going to try a McSmart meal for $6.95.

>>988942
Notepads are not very nutritious.

Apologies for the second possum

>>988944
Neither is garlic bread but you still eat it

>>988945
A second possum is fine

>>988946
Lies it is full of garlicy goodness.

>>988941
what a qt

garn aldi to get some ham, mustard and cheese, start my new ham toastie diet - would you neets like anything?

>>988950
Can you get me some a5 notepads and take a shit for me while you're out? I've already soiled 2 pairs of undies today

had a mcsmart meal for lonch
not bad value as goyslop goes

having a hard cider now

>>988952
Haven't heard of it, maccas says it's 2 small cheeseburgers, small fries, small coke

Wasn't small the standard/only size for maccas stuff back in the 1980s when everyone was thin?

>>988954
The main component is a cheeseburger, small chips, and small drink, but you have a choice of 4 sides: another cheeseburger, a chicken and cheese burger, 3 nuggers, or a small sundae.

>>988955
there was probably only one size meal, but everything was bigger then
a big mac would have been 150% of the size of the current one
80s dolans also did not allow customization of boigs, so my parents would always choose HJs so fatherbot could get a bacon deluxe without salad

also itt wasn't called a bacon deluxe back the it was a bacon double cheeseburger

and burgers came in polystyrene containers which were also pretty tasty

>>988960
Each week we inch a little closer to discovering why Weber is the way he is.

The internet says that fries and drinks served at maccas have gotten much larger in portion sizes since the 1980s, but not the burgers.

McSmaster

>>988959
Go Karen.

>>988960
>polystyrene containers which were also pretty tasty
Sounds dry.

>>988965
That's why they invented the mcdonalds special sauce. Goes perfectly with polystyrene.

My tv antenna and j bracket just got blown off the roof, knew it was a bit saggy, no great loss haven't used it in years anyway.

>>988967
So long as it took out a pajeet or boong on the way down, it was all worth it.

>>988967
I reckon an obese possum jumped on it.