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Anonymous 12/25/2025 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No. 73558
i will never get to brush and braid a boys hair and kiss him on the forehead


Anonymous 12/26/2025 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.73565 del
>>73558
I know right? Just end the suffering and kill yourself already. You know nobody would miss you. <3


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 03:33 [Preview] No.73732 del
>>73565
But someone would miss you LMFAO


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 15:28 [Preview] No.73747 del
>>73732
Oh no people love and care about me unlike you XD


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.73752 del
>>73747
I thought no one cared about the poor, dear males? Which is it?


Anonymous 01/06/2026 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.73755 del
>>73558
These are, indeed, teh FEELS.


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.73789 del
>>73752
Females, That gloat and bitch on TikTok. Get abandoned if they say the wrong thing.

Males, Get exploited and fucked if they don't provide enough.

Trannies, Get killed if they protest or wear pride swag in the wrong part of town.


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 14:32 [Preview] No.73792 del
>>73789
Tranny lives don't matter.


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.73800 del
>>73789
I don't use TikTok.
>only interacts with tiktok girls
>thinks all women are tiktok girls
>"Always torment women. And those who complain, kill them"
>"You must hate me because I don't provide. By the way, I want a tradwife"


Anonymous 01/08/2026 (Thu) 18:54 [Preview] No.73804 del
>>73800
He doesn't want a tradwife, he will get a tradwife XD


Anonymous 01/16/2026 (Fri) 14:16 [Preview] No.74067 del
>>73558
Treat a boy right and you will.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.74101 del
>>74067
Moids just want pornstars.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:20 [Preview] No.74110 del
>>74101
Men expect sex in a relationship, it's only natural and in fact it's rude to deny your male companion a sexual relationship. Most of the time that leads to breakups.


Anonymous 01/18/2026 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.74116 del
>>74101
wrong, we just are curious about female orgasm and erogen zones


Anonymous 01/19/2026 (Mon) 02:09 [Preview] No.74117 del
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Anonymous 01/20/2026 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.74160 del
>>74110
You expect to get away with lying, cheating, and abuse, all while offering nothing but money. You don't even eat pussy, grow out your hair, or let women peg you.
Poles aren't "lonely" enough. You are worthless parasites.


Anonymous 03/17/2026 (Tue) 06:07 [Preview] No.75643 del
Sure you can, just got out 'ere!


Anonymous 03/21/2026 (Sat) 02:01 [Preview] No.75845 del
>>75643
drones can. women dont have that privilege.


Anonymous 06/19/2026 (Fri) 07:05 [Preview] No.78426 del
why not? are you morbidly obese or trans? those are the only reasons i can think of. nonetheless, hope you figure it out, but you do not need other people to be happy


Anonymous 06/20/2026 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.78433 del
>>78426
Almost every flaw imaginable, but most importantly, I have extremely wide set eyes, big and asymmetrical pussy flaps, and I'm needy and super vanilla, like I wouldn't want it to hurt at all having sex


Anonymous 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.78437 del
>>73558
If you are a nice looking girl you could theoretically go up to most guys, kiss them with little to no resistance unless they have their girlfriends or wives with them.


Anonymous 06/21/2026 (Sun) 03:39 [Preview] No.78442 del
>>78437
I'm not nice looking, as I said, I'm fucking hideous. And all males are taken, often by multiple women.


Anonymous 06/21/2026 (Sun) 04:07 [Preview] No.78446 del
>>78442
Let others be the judge of that. Post a pic of your face and a hand written time stamp, just remove any metadata in the image so your personal info is protected (or take a pic using an old camera, convert it over to png using mspaint). Then anons here can rank you. I don't think you have anything to lose doing this anyway, might as well get some opinions and I'll shoot you straight and tell you if I'd fuck you or not.


Anonymous 06/21/2026 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.78456 del
>>78446
Retard. I'm not putting my fucking face on the internet, and if males wanted to fuck me, they would approach me. I was only fuckable as a child. Males haven't approached me since I was a child.


Anonymous 06/22/2026 (Mon) 03:01 [Preview] No.78457 del
>>78456
lose weight.

unless you're physically deformed, the answer is always lower body fat %

stop eating carbs. all carbs. sugars, fried foods, bread products etc. eat whole foods only, and especially meat heavy diets like paleo. if you also don't eat foods that negate the nutritional intake of meat (like vegetables), then the meat will completely satiate you & you wont feel that sharp hunger.


Anonymous 06/22/2026 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.78458 del
>>78457
Pretty much true but if you eat meat and eggs regularly you should be eating some kimchi as a side, kimchi helps flush your gut. Fresh farm raised meats, animal fat and eggs are healthy contrary to false media propaganda but the real problem is too much of that can cause gut congestion. If you hydrate yourself properly and consume good probiotics like yogurt and kimchi routinely you won't be gaining too much weight or having gut issues.

Another thing I learned while on a Keto diet is having natural animal fat like tallow, butter or pork jowl grease actually satisfies hunger cravings. By adding natural animal fat to my dishes I find I don't eat as much and my stomach is satisfied much faster, sometimes I can stretch those meals and save money.

Whatever the absolute horseshit the medical establishment told us over the decades, discard it, completely falsified "science" by con artists. Con artists who make money from diabetes $$$.


Anonymous 06/23/2026 (Tue) 04:28 [Preview] No.78478 del
>let me attention whore on every /b/ on the internet
Tits or gtfo



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