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Lamb of God Anonymous 11/08/2026 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No. 81421
It is a gorgeous, beautiful and holy lamb, bred first pure white with the smallest penis possible, and then trained. It was made to be worshipped as God because it is God. We bred it and made it to be worshipped


Anonymous 11/08/2026 (Sun) 18:20 [Preview] No.81422 del
A penis is an insemination tool. A larger one has a higher chance of impregnating as it gets nearer the cervix. Bigger is always better.


Anonymous 11/08/2026 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.81423 del
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Penises should be large to better inseminate the eggs. Larger penises are more fertile and better at producing offspring.



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