23:26
>i didn't say the n word that was a ghost
geordie once again admits that his brother is dead
31:12
>i'm not a fan of stonetoss, shmorky is better
isn't that the pedophile tranny? is he geordie's inspiration or something?
37:16
geordie has no clue what a male feminist is, being a degenerate he thinks they're asking if he's a femboy
also
>#adult-porn
if this implies what i think it's implying then the puzzle pieces of why geordie joined this server are all starting to fit together clearly now

>>12606
1:20
Trying to call out the fcf, kek. Haven't even finished the last one and already there's new content. These sagas really do dry out then flood in with no signs of simmering down.

>>12604
no i'm not off anything. stop posting stuff that literally no one cares about
>>12606
shut the fuck up
my brother is not dead. stop harassing my 16 year old.
how am i a dgeneearet

>>12611
Degenerate telling others what to do.

>>12611
Never has there ever been anyone so less self-aware than Jordan Manuel Rivera.

he is being particularly retarded lately... sad yet hilariously entertaining. Gotta love the way he demands to be taken seriously and respected, whilst abusing everyone left right and centre. kek

(*) "Yonkers being retarded for 106 mins on Discord (10 May 23)": https://youtube.com/watch?v=pXvj4Zl9Lqo [Embed]

(He even knew he was being recorded, but just kept going… yes, he IS retarded).

This happened in discord.gg/merrjwB3XE btw



(*) 13-year-olds convince mittens to leave cuhcord (13 May 2023): https://youtube.com/watch?v=Arq3lal4Eto [Embed]
Oh Poopcat... you fucking idiot... even the young 'uns are trolling you now, and you STILL can't figure it out...! Yonkers is hopeless.


(*) Yonkers Discord Retardation pt. (3): https://youtube.com/watch?v=JOvmAj-o8mY [Embed]
18 May 2023
discord gg/merrjwB3XE
rot# 8493

>>12621
Who else notices that Poopscat never responds when evidence is produced?

>>12648
He reads these posts and screeches cartoon theme songs while beating the mushroom into gatorade bottles. Slowly lurking fig's twitter.

>>12662
>Jordan reads these posts and screeches cartoon theme songs while beating the mushroom into Gatorade bottles (whilst) slowly lurking fig's Twitter.

That's kinda hot
Jordan is such a Legend!

>>12648
There's no point arguing with the willfully ignorant. When people point out how wrong they are, they just deflect or leave, then repeat the same nonsense the next day hoping nobody disagrees.

>>12672
I disagree!!!

>>12672
They inhabit an alternate reality where feels = reals. They can't be reasoned with because their views don't come from anywhere logical.

>>12676
>>12675
There's a GOOD reason why Yonkers is not allowed out in public on his own...

>>12648
"Evidence" - in your "view", unfortunately, isn't randomly accusing of being something that they're not.
"Evidence" isn't recording someone without WILLFUL consent.

>>12683
As usual, you are wrong.
Evidence and proof remain evidence and proof, despite whatever you might say and think, retard.
Try again.
Have a Nice Day.

>>12683
As a Judge in a Court of Law would respond:
"Your objection is over-ruled".

>>12683
Evidence is the documentation of the things you say and do, then later on try to pretend aren't true. That's why you don't like being recorded, it makes it harder for you to lie about it.

>>12711
That is proof enough for me: Jordan is a Pedo

>>12718
This board is devoted to art therapy, but hardly any art happens here because the anons are busily experiencing their love for one another. What you see is how men deal with their emotions and culturally conditioned behavior, aka self-esteem.

>>12718
I AM A NORMIE FUCK YOU KYS

>>12722
You're not a normie.

>>12606
>isn't that the pedophile tranny? is he geordie's inspiration or something?
why else would i start learning from him for, i like his art style. i wish there was more of him

>>12741

KLIM IS NOW A DRAWFAG

I have now started drawing, as Jordan is my muse, visionary and inspiration.

Thank you Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens.

*I am now an artist.*

>>12741
that's not drawing at all. so no, you're not.

>>12750
Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris.

>>12751
True masterful genius

>>12750
better than anything you can draw

>>12740
>why else would i start learning from him for
why is a pedophile tranny with a scat fetish your inspiration

I'm a happy white nonlatin sissy artist, prove me wrong hahaha.

"Klim has broken new ground in modernistic art. His genius is finally revealed in just a few strokes. These are destined for prominent galleries in New York, London and Paris. A true masterful original" - Paris Match, May 21 2023

Klim should join, he's missing out.

>>12780
Second.

>>12780
>>12788
Klim is bound to His Master Diaperderpicus, and can only do whatever he commands. He has no free will of his own.

Klim is a tragic victim of the debilitating "Mittens Virus", which can only be caught via unconsenting rape.

>>18697
how about just call me mittens, instead of listing a bunch of random names i never even had + were in the past
also i've never been known as "shmarty" or starzy, retard
it's spelled
>M E L L E M A N T L E

>>18698
Okay.
Melonmental

>>18698
OK, Asriel Starzy

>>18698
Smellemagine

>>18702
mellemantle is just there because i based it off the fremantle logo
you stupid idiot

>>18744
FART
FartingDuddha.MentalMelon.StankoPoopcat.Inc.International

A subsidiary of Pickled Hotdog tips and Booger products & services.

>>18725
Everything you touch is rekt.

>>18767
Is that your spitball?

>>18663
It won't be about anything.
Simple as.
This board is a mistake.
>>/baaa/
>>/mzone/
>>/ethernet/
Are better

>>23383
>>23388
You forgot >>/diaperlove/

>>23388
All I see in those places is someone posting about little girls and a PDD person crying because the old man he used to love won't post on his board.

He seems to think that if he tsunderes enough at Klim then the old man will love him for real.
That one joke he made all those years ago that sent his heart a flutter could be his reality.
He could have the father figure he was missing.
He could feel...

Love.

>>23416
Magical thinking is common in 5 year olds, but also in people with the mental age of a 5 year old. PDD strikes again.

>>23414
Nobody is posting any "little girl" nor being pdd, please STOP deluding.
>>23415
He seems to think that if I smack his face in a waffle iron, he'd "love" me.
Fuck off.
You do not make any joke.
You are psychotic and deranged, even for going after a teenager, even prior to being adult now.

>>23424
We must Obey him or we will all get ass gasses by him

>>23424
>Nobody is posting any "little girl"
/baaa/ post number 96 quote "LITTLE GIRLS..."
>nor being pdd
/baaa/ post number 139 is the board owner baiting the person he pretends he hates to post there and being completely transparent about his reverse psychology. To him this is smart, but to anyone with a mental age over 5, it is clear why he would make this post. In short, a PDD post.
>STOP deluding.
/baaa/ post number 138 quote "i'm not replying to trolls" when that's what he spends his entire life doing
Feel free to delete all these posts and hide the evidence by the way, they're already on The Wayback Machine.

>>23435
Our Boi Georgie is SO smrt, isn't he?

>>23435
Where's the number 96? From you?
Yeah I'm banning it.
At least properly quote something before you fuck up purposely.
>>>/baaa/96
There is no reverse epsychology used in that post. I was merely saying that "when are you gonna fuck with me again" in a sarcastic tone. For a stalker like you, you'd expect to have been posting on it every day until you're even told to stop (yet you never do).
>b-baiting the per-
How the fuck is anyone baiting or "pretending" to hate you? NOBODY likes you, idiot. Not even Ena or whoever past person you saved art from.
>to him this i-
Nigger, nobody's talking about "mUh MeNTaL aGEs!!!!" here, it's only you thikning that becuase you want to desperately validate yourself. It still isn't convincing anyone here.
>it is clear why-
I ban pricks like you.
>w-when that's what he spe-
Nope.
Every day and morning + night I produce and design things, especially character design stuff. And fontography.
We aren't going over this debacle again.
>the evi-
What fucking evidence. I already screenshot evidence of YOUR wrongdoings.
No need to screenshot your victim for telling the truth about you and your friends' godawful health.
They're right. You're not.
>>23451
I actually am, because I don't save random children's face pictures for my own gain (or any reason) nor do I steal people's fucking art shamelessly. I also don't go to the same account every time on them either. Not even to a random adult

>>23470
Please read: https://endchan.org/baaa2/preview/23471.html and take some time to allow it to sink in, before you make a response.
Thanks.

>>23472
>Klim lied about leaving
Lol.

>>23470
Please note: your autistic defence mechanism accidentally pointed the blame on Klim for posts that he himself did not write nor post.

>>23474
Saying that you're a pedophile doesn't mean coping, nor have a connection to any "coping mechanism". It's the truth.
You creeped on my face years ago and now it's time to pay the price.
>it's old, boring, repeatable nonse-
LOOK WHO'S TALKING
>f-for posts that he-
You did write the same shit because you post it. Stop denying your responsibility.

>>23475
>actively making a mockery of someone's actual life
you're a monster. i hope they commit you to solitary confinement

>>23506
You're the one inventing games, not me.
I'm not saying "victim' as in a joke, I literally mean it. You're harassing me when I have told you numerous times to stop.
I'm trying to help you out of your sick issues but it seems that you're not accepting it.

>>23501
No I won't assault you. You want a child to do that.

>>23492
Not new oc, you stole it. Again.
>drawing out the original text
Blatant dick move, even for a committed theft.

>>23507
Try again, because you failed this round.

>>23484
I hope nobody goes to your funeral. You deserve every ounce of death coming at you, idiot.

>>23507
>>23509
>>23510
isn't it interesting that someone is harassing people online at 2.45 am...

It's only 6.45pm here

>>23512
Such sinless words of peace joy and comfort

>>23511
Kiwi doesnt remember. Because they don't know about me or you.
There isn't really a worth in making a thread about me, and again - I don't fit your stupid "lolcow" territory.
>>23513
people does not mean one person
a individual who's a known creep and stealer
you are not people
you are a monster
>>23514
nobody enjoys you. you're creepy, you gross me out, and you're not funny.

>>23516
Time of your post: 2:54 am

Time for your meds and sleepies, anon.

Tis only 6.58pm on Wed evening here.

>>23519
I've did all that already, I'm already well in the head unlike you. You keep thinking of children and stalking. And stealing arts
>6:5-
No the fuck it isn't it's 3 in the fucking morning for you. Stop fucking lying and dox yourself already.

>>23523
Your current time: 3:57 am
My current time in Tasmania: 7.57 pm

Google it, Brainiac.

>>23470
What a shame, you put a lot of work into your reply to me but everything in it was about Klim. I'm not your boyfriend Jordan, do you want to try replying again and making it to me instead this time?
>>23424
>Nobody is posting any "little girl"
/baaa/ post number 96 quote "LITTLE GIRLS..."
>nor being pdd
/baaa/ post number 139 is the board owner baiting the person he pretends he hates to post there and being completely transparent about his reverse psychology. To him this is smart, but to anyone with a mental age over 5, it is clear why he would make this post. In short, a PDD post.
>STOP deluding.
/baaa/ post number 138 quote "i'm not replying to trolls" when that's what he spends his entire life doing
Feel free to delete all these posts and hide the evidence by the way, they're already on The Wayback Machine.

>>23534
You're right, though I never said you were. You're actually equally as dumb as him, however.
>not quoting any post right
You're a retard.
PDD means a characterization of delays in speech and I don't have that. I can't be pdd if I fit NONE of the criteria of it. Moron.
That wasn't reverse card, that was just a hypothetical question .
>>23525
Holy shit make up your mind.

>>23559
We apricate (You), our "Special Friend".

>>23559
Clearly, the whole concept of Different World Time Zones >>23525 is an area of large confusion or Our Boi.

>>23559
You don't see how developmentally delayed you are because you are developmentally delayed. That's how the PDD gets you.
>That wasn't reverse card
When you don't understand something, it's better to stay quiet and be thought a fool rather than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Reverse psychology is nothing to do with card games for children.

>>23633
>card games for children.
It's one of the only way he can relate things in his underdeveloped mind

>>23621
Stop calling me "your boy", it's creepy.
>>23633
None of my work I have done, or am doing in production is "delayed" at all. None of my speech is delayed. And none of my actions.
>w-when you don't understa-
Shut the fuck up. You don't understand anything yourself, you're MISUSING it at someone who's actually trying to educate this board.
>reverse psy-
It's called the truth, Wizard.
>>23653
I'm sorry, does "underdeveloped minds" mean thinking about jacking off to fetish art and designing things for people?
I didn't think so.

>>23667
First you called me Klim, now you called me Wizard. It's been a while since you kept attaching random names to me, but you're back on it hard lately.
Is it the PDD acting up again?

>>23669
Well who the fuck are you then, you're one of the only people to exist here.
>is it the-
No, it's me and my human fingers typing it out, no "pdd". No one else is, not even your tulpa.
Now stop being idiosyncratic

>>23670
I'm the person who told you many times on the other site that "this is an anonymous imageboard". There's a bigger clue to my identity actually, as I used to post in your threads on Bant and that had flags.
Of course, my trail is too subtle for someone with PDD to hunt it down.

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now.

I was in a pub once, had a shit that was barely under the time-limit; a real photo finish, iykwim. I shotgun blasted that toilet into oblivion. There was a clear delineation of where the seat was raised splattered on the back wall and even the sides of the stall. The backsplash hit my ass and I was quite unhappy about that. Even my legs got hit a little. I ended up duck-walking to the sink and just grabbing a handful of paper towels to take out most of the muck, but I literally forgot to flush so some poor fuck had to go in there at some point and see ground zero. I don't envy his job, but also I kind of wish someone had captured his expression. I went home commando that day, it was so bad.

I just landed a shit that was so massive; it was the size and shape of Florida... I practically had to stand up to deliver it... seriously, Norse Sagas will be written about it.... I knew it was gonna be huge when I had to strip naked beforehand... fists clenched, body sweating and shaking... it seriously smelt like rotten prawns left laying out in the mid-summer sun for a week... it had glowing eyes of corn as well (I dunno when I last ATE corn - FUCK!) It stood up and was so long it nearly toppled out of the bowl, which I thought was gonna crack... I gagged - violently. My neighbors called out, worried I might need an ambulance. I think I tore something inside - Jesus. I had to stomp that fucker down with MULTIPLE flushes. Plus I ran out of paper. Afterwards, I just sat shivering on the tiled floor in the shower, sobbing. No more Scottish family restaurant food for me for a while, I think... just thought you should know about my day...

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife. Fast forward to 22. It's been a day or two between poops and I'm over at my friend's house. My friend was the local dealer and always had 'guests' over, because you can't buy weed without sitting on your ass and sampling it for an hour. I excuse myself and lay a gigantic turd. I look down and see that it's a sideways one, so I crack the door and call out for my friend. He arrives and I ask him for his poop knife. "My what?" Your poop knife, I say. I need to use it. Please. "Wtf is a poop knife?" Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it. He starts giggling. Then laughing. Then lots of people start laughing. It turns out, the music stopped and everyone heard my pleas through the door. It also turns out that none of them had poop knives, it was just my fucked up family with their fucked up bowels. FML. I told this to my wife last night, who was amused and horrified at the same time. It turns out that she did not know what a poop knife was and had been using the old rusty knife hanging in the utility closet as a basic utility knife. Thankfully she didn't cook with it, but used it to open Amazon boxes. She will be getting her own utility knife now.