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Notice of NSA Activity Report##QvPtmV 01/02/2024 (Tue) 02:57 [Preview] No. 21275
Notice of NSA Activity
Reference Number: 934R-579j
Date: 01/02/2024

Location: 302 Walnut Street, Catasauqua, Pennsylvania, 18032, USA
ISP (PA): xxx.x.xxx.xxx *(NB. Classified for Public Notices)
User Static IP: xx.xx.xx.xxx *(NB. Classified for Public Notices)
Date of Log Event: (month/day/year) 01/01/2024
EST (GMT-5) : 0342

Entry: “ I wish I could prove to those fucking trolls I am not a pedo, but I wish I hadn't posted that stupid shit when I was younger. Fuck I was so stupid then. I am not like that any more. I know I will defeat (xxxx) in my Game this year. Fuck him. ”


Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:09 [Preview] No.21277 del
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>>21275
>I will defeat (xxxx) in my Game this year.
Little Jordee is a Master Baiter in training. Someday if he works very hard he will be on the same level of fail as these 4 great men. We do it all for you, Jordee, happy New Year.

-Brotox perception drift cult


Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 04:11 [Preview] No.21279 del
>>21277
Yeah. Ima gonna haveta go with fcf on this one too


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Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 08:34 [Preview] No.21288 del
>>21275
Cool story, but who the fuck are you quoting?
Jokes aside, I already proved numerous of times I'm not a pedo. You fucks just hadn't realize, lmfao.
>in my game
What game. Sure I'm still going strong a nd doing a lot better than this board, but what game? The music game? I hadn't produced music in nearly 5 years (not counting test loops)


Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.21290 del
>>21288
>I hadn't produced music in nearly 5 years (not counting test loops)
Share your music, or you lying.


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Notice of NSA Activity

Reference Number: 934R-6r59
Date: 01/02/2024

Location: 302 Walnut Street, Catasauqua, Pennsylvania, 18032, USA
ISP (PA): xxx.x.xxx.xxx (NB. Classified for Public Notices)
User Static IP: xx.xx.xx.xxx (NB. Classified for Public Notices)
Date of Log Event: 09/16/2022
EST (GMT-5): 0541

Entry: “ I have never sinned. I am smarter than all of you, because I never did anything wrong. My music went to Number one, so fuck you. ”


Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:12 [Preview] No.21296 del
>>21275
Lmfao, is klim seriously giving a fuck a bout some security agency he can't do jack shit about? LOL


Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:13 [Preview] No.21297 del
>>21290
How about respect people who gatekeep, and even if I did share. you wouldn't like it anyway. Not even if I put EFFORT in so.


Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:14 [Preview] No.21298 del
>>21292
lmao this wasn't even logged in 2022 moron
i knew you'd be this much of a liar, wow


Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:20 [Preview] No.21300 del
>>21297
>How about respect people who gatekeep
Nuh, do something about ìt.


Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:33 [Preview] No.21301 del
The funny thing is: it's not even Klim.
Check the logs, faggot.


Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.21306 del
>>21301
Jackass, now he's gonna check cat anus, for proof.


Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.21309 del
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His music: recorded toilet sessions; farting while on the toilet is not music, poopcat.


Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.21310 del
>>21306
Oh shit I forgot Geordie has power and authority here. Sorry.


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>>21310
You fucking suck! Now all his threads are gonna vanish!


Anonymous 01/02/2024 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.21316 del
>>21301
>Telling Jordan to look at logs
Talk about teaching grandma to suck eggs.


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Notice of NSA Activity

Reference Number: 934R-20pt8
Date: 01/03/24

Location: 302 Walnut Street, Catasauqua, Pennsylvania, 18032, USA
ISP (PA): xxx.x.xxx.xxx (NB. Classified for Public Notices)
User Static IP: xx.xx.xx.xxx (NB. Classified for Public Notices)
Date of Log Event: 12/24/23
EST (GMT-5) : 0322

Entry: “ Secret Starter Road is real. Watnai is real. Lole TV is real. Kitty God cannot die. Rose never existed. I cannot be quoted because I said so. I know so that is proof. ”


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Notice of NSA Activity

Reference Number: 934R-936d-J
Date: 01/03/2024

Location: 302 Walnut Street, Catasauqua, Pennsylvania, 18032, USA
ISP (PA): xxx.x.xxx.xxx (NB. Redacted and Classified for Public Notices)
User Static IP: xx.xx.xx.xxx (NB. Redacted and Classified for Public Notices)
Date of Log Event: 01/03/2024
EST (GMT-5) : 21:34

Entry: “ Now I know these are being read, I can finally reveal who I am: it's Josh. My brother is a total pain in the ass. Asking for everything and giving nothing in return, not even thanks. He doesn't do any chores, doesn't wash his own clothes or sheets. Then there's the smell... he doesn't wash properly or regularly, despite what mom tells him to do everytime. I am sick of him. I lock my door now, even when I am in room. Otherwise he just comes in and takes things, even when I'm there. He's so disrespectful and has no idea of respecting others personal space or responsibility for anything. He excepcts mom will do and pay for eveything for him. Then there's the random screaming. He is just so creepy to be around. I'm sick of it. I can't wait until I am able to leave home and have nothing to do with him ever again. I am glad for everyone now to know what it's like living with a total idiot. It's a living nightmare. ”


Anonymous 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:01 [Preview] No.21332 del
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Skycat Bushcraft @Brotox perception drift cult. I'm watching Secret Starter Road by Watnai, Jordee is doing the Watusi again with the taco people.


Anonymous 01/03/2024 (Wed) 04:09 [Preview] No.21333 del
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>>21332
Greasing the pan @Secret Starter Road by Watnai, everything is better with Butter.


Anonymous 01/03/2024 (Wed) 20:15 [Preview] No.21342 del
>>21309
No, my MUSIC is DIGITAL SYNTHESIZERS. You moron...


Anonymous 01/03/2024 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.21343 del
>>21327
>>21331
You really have no grasp on any agency, do you?
These log events aren't even real, and I have never declared a real person fake.
You don't know any proof, Klim. You barely understand anything.
Also, joshua is 16 years old, soon to be 17. Leave him alone you bastard.


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>>21343

Notice of NSA Activity

Reference Number: 934R-76s-ee
Date: 01/03/2024

Location: 302 Walnut Street, Catasauqua, Pennsylvania, 18032, USA
ISP (PA): xxx.x.xxx.xxx (NB. Redacted and Classified for Public Notices)
User Static IP: xx.xx.xx.xxx (NB. Redacted and Classified for Public Notices)
Date of Log Event: 04/01/2024,
EST (GMT-5) : 0716

Entry: “ No, my MUSIC is DIGITAL SYNTHESIZERS. You moron...
You really have no grasp on any agency, do you?
These log events aren't even real, and I have never declared a real person fake.
You don't know any proof, Klim. You barely understand anything.
Also, joshua is 16 years old, soon to be 17. Leave him alone you bastard. ”


Anonymous 01/04/2024 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.21376 del
>>21288
The only people who say loli isn't pedo are pedos.


Anonymous 01/04/2024 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.21382 del
>>21354
>making up information
>again
Nice try, you won't succeed. Not even with copying my posts.


Anonymous 01/04/2024 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.21384 del
>>21383
>i am a pedo
Good, tell everyone you know. See how it goes for you.


Anonymous 01/04/2024 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No.21385 del
>>21383
So, you are saying that you don'tknow the diffidence
?


Anonymous 01/04/2024 (Thu) 17:31 [Preview] No.21386 del
>>21382
Why would the Australian Emu War make your penis quiver so excitedly. Are you the damaged.


Anonymous 01/04/2024 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.21389 del
>>21384
That's not what I said. Jesus christ.
You're actually insane to think anyone said that, greenquoters like you are the reason why this site went to hell.
>>21385
I do know a difference. I mean, I like a cartoon but it's not based off of ANYONE, right?
I mean, why the hell would I ever compare a fictional character to even a real person.


Anonymous 01/04/2024 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.21392 del
>>21389
>That's not what I said.
And now that you've deleted the post all that remains is me quoting you.
That wasn't very clever, was it? Now anyone who looks here will just see you admitting to your pedophilic desires, getting quoted, then deleting your post.


Anonymous 01/04/2024 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.21399 del
>>21389
Hello Jesus's Christian I ✝️ have been relatively pain-free for me ATM years ago when you first started out on the Mount and goes back wall🧱


Anonymous 01/04/2024 (Thu) 18:07 [Preview] No.21411 del
>>21399
Klasky Csupo


Anonymous 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.21448 del
>>21411
Loli-TV's Future:

"What happened to Klasky Csupo?
In the mid-2000s, Klasky Csupo ceased production on their Nickelodeon shows, as Nickelodeon executives became tired of the studio's style of animation and soon ended their long-running partnership."


Anonymous 01/06/2024 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.21449 del
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Jordan was warned, but did he listen?


Anonymous 01/07/2024 (Sun) 07:28 [Preview] No.21464 del
>>21449
No wonder he has not been online anywhere at all lately.


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Anonymous 01/07/2024 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.21468 del
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Grammar caught him


Anonymous 01/07/2024 (Sun) 20:10 [Preview] No.21476 del
>>21448
No, LTN still exists. It just has a rebrand in the works...

>in the mid-2000s, klasky csu-
No, they returned. Just for the rugrats reboot. There's no way nickelodeon would get tired of a certain art style. They released banger after banger.
>>21449
>Oh no me not posting for every day is a sign of "warning"
You're such a desperate, rotten, scumbag I seriously hope you rot along with the rest of this board. Not everyone is terminally online like YOU ARE.
>>21464
I've been online elsewhere. Just not here.
You lazy asses won't even search for it anyway and that's a good thing.
>>21465
Nah, easy verification is easy.
>>21468
...What? That's not even me. Stop using AI


Anonymous 01/08/2024 (Mon) 01:14 [Preview] No.21488 del
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>>21476
All Klimbot troll post.

What if Klimbot is so autistic he cannot help but take things literally, at faeces value?


Anonymous 01/09/2024 (Tue) 04:33 [Preview] No.21522 del
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>>21476
Why would klimbot go to all the trouble to write this?


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>>21476
>I've been online elsewhere. Just not here.
>You lazy asses won't even search for it anyway and that's a good thing.
Eventually you will die and become compost, the end. Then your pile of (children's coloring books) dirt will blow away and disappear. Everything you suffered for will go away and 1 year later no one will even remember your name. Impermanence, nothing lasts. There is only ignorance, and no one owns it.


Anonymous 01/09/2024 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.21532 del
>>21524
I'm not gonna die nor compost? What is wrong with you dude?
And I don't have any children's coloring books, I do not make stuff for children at all. Only for adults. AHEM


Anonymous 01/09/2024 (Tue) 08:12 [Preview] No.21533 del
>>21532
Planning on living forever then? How do you expect to do that?


Anonymous 01/09/2024 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.21539 del
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You aint gonna die because you honestly believe you are an immortal god, don't you? This is why you consider yourself to be morally superior and vastly more intelligent than anybody else, isn't it?
You know it's true. Deny away all the4 same...

Herp derp Autistic PDD delusions yet again.

>rebrand
Yonkerspeak for "Dindu Nuffin"

>children's coloring books

🙄 inb4 Poopcat’s childish retarded PDD screaming-sperg-out Autistic paranoid delusional BULLSHIT nonsense AAAA klim did it no u yaddah yaddah yaddah…


Anonymous 01/09/2024 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.21544 del
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>>21532
A World Based on a Different Logic.


Anonymous 01/09/2024 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.21545 del
>>21544
The Stanko Poopcatz Blow Job Machine.


Anonymous 01/09/2024 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.21549 del
>>21539
I never said I was a god nor superior, idiot. Why are you bringing up weird phases from like a year ago?
That's not a delusion?? Don't project your actions on me.

Not yonkerspeak, it means changing old to new. For example, the futura logo font goes bye bye and makes room for a NEW, modern and fitting typeface. Unless you can refresh something without changing it completely, take WB for example.
>>21544
You're not making any sense with these posts. It's not "stanko poopcat", it's Starruko.


Anonymous 01/09/2024 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.21555 del
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>>21549
Pretend you aren't retarded and read them again, report back, okay?


Anonymous 01/09/2024 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.21557 del
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>>21549
Who raped Mittens?
KLIM WON - Yonkers said so: https://files.catbox.moe/o672s2.mp4

#WhereIsPoopcat
#WeWantPoopcat
#YonkersWhereAreYou
#WeMissMittens
#RessurrectKittyGod
#DiaperLove
#JamPacked
#Cracker
#Cubs
#NiggerVibe
#Facist
#PDZ
#SceticSquad


Anonymous 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:15 [Preview] No.21559 del
>>21555
>completely ignores my point
Yeah, I knew you were beyond helping, but not this much.


Anonymous 01/09/2024 (Tue) 21:29 [Preview] No.21560 del
>>21559
Ignoring posts is bad? With that in mind, why did you share real life pictures of the underage boy and girl?


Report##QvPtmV 01/10/2024 (Wed) 04:11 [Preview] No.21562 del
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>>21560
Who wants to see legal pics of little boys and girls?


Anonymous 01/11/2024 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.21610 del
>>21313
that's not how you write an uppercase L retat


Anonymous 01/11/2024 (Thu) 22:50 [Preview] No.21613 del
>>21610
Makes me ask, how Geordie considers hygienic wiping tbh.


Anonymous 01/12/2024 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.21614 del
>>21610
https://autism-all-stars.org/top-ten-social-tips-for-people-with-autism/

Top Ten Social Tips for People with Autism


Never, under any circumstances barring an absolute emergency, speak to anyone on the phone.

Always use the ‘Self Service’ check out at the supermarket to avoid unnecessary human interaction.

If a person has repeated themselves three times and you still haven’t understood them, just nod, give a small laugh and hope to God it wasn’t a question.

Make sure everyone understands that even though you won’t actually attend them, you’d still appreciate being invited to parties.

Resign yourself to the fact that if something amusing occurs to you while you’re alone in a public place, you will have no option but to laugh hysterically for no discernible reason, making you appear to be clinically insane.

Should the doorbell ring unexpectedly when you’re alone in the house, remain perfectly quiet and still until whoever’s there has left.

Spend at least 99% of your time planning witty conversations in your head and the remaining 1% forgetting everything you’d planned to say when the chance to use them arises.

When someone you know approaches you in the street, pretend you’re sending a text and haven’t noticed them, then walk quickly in the opposite direction.

Be continually prepared to have your day ruined by a random passing thought about something embarrassing you said or did several years ago.

Should you ever find yourself at a social gathering, always do your best to locate an animal of some sort and spend the evening petting it to avoid making small talk with other humans.


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Anonymous 01/13/2024 (Sat) 22:28 [Preview] No.21643 del
>>21618
You "examine" me too much. Get away from me.


Anonymous 01/14/2024 (Sun) 16:47 [Preview] No.21659 del
>>21653
I'M NOT YOUR AUSSIE MATE. I'M A 19 YEAR OLD AMERICAN TELLING A 95 YEAR OLD AUSTRALIAN CHOMO TO STOP HARASSING REAL CHILDREN AND BEING GROSS AROUND THEM.


Anonymous 01/14/2024 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.21665 del
>>21659
I've never seen Klim post a real life picture of an underage girl or boy which he took himself, but you did. Why did you do that?


Anonymous 01/14/2024 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.21668 del
>>21659
>Now we sit back and await Geordie to say something autistic and pick out a single word or phrase to sperg about, and never address the rest of the post at all

Uh oh... Klim won. Again.

Thanks for playing The Game, anon.


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Anonymous 01/17/2024 (Wed) 08:22 [Preview] No.21720 del
>>21668
You didn't win, you're just being delusional again.

I've "addressed" your obvious unhinged delusions of grandeur already.
This is NOT said of "something autistic", nor "spergery".
It is NOT autistic to point out a fucking problem. A very, VERY untreated problem, and you are by definition a problem. You literally made a sick joke about me when I was 16 at the time. And you still stalk and talk to other anons that don't like you.
>anon
You fucking know who I am, don't pull up this "wHaT NaMe DoEs hE wAnT tO uSe ToDay??!?!!" card again, we have replied to each of ourselves multiple times in 4 years and counting. NOT from 2018, you fucking pedophile. Holy shit you're actually unbearable to bother with.


Anonymous 01/17/2024 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.21727 del
>>21720
Why did Jordan Manuel Rivera (aka Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens et al.) post real-life pictures online of an underage naked boy and underage girl that he took himself? Why does he falsely accuse others of doing the same thing? Why won't he answer these questions? Why does he keep deflecting and projecting himself onto others instead?


Anonymous 01/17/2024 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.21728 del
>>21720
>You made a sick joke on an over 18s website for people who make sick jokes
>I posted underage pictures of my family members on that site
Strong argument.


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>>21728
>Strong argument
Uuhhh... everybody else knows this is a sarcastic statement, but Poopcat will not. Yonkers will view this as affirming his position. Yes, Geordie is this stupid. And we love him for it.


Anonymous 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:25 [Preview] No.21803 del
>>21728
but i'm not the one talking sexually about my family, right?
so don't try to blame me for doing something that i did when i was 17, prick. and DON'T even turn it the wrong way. i already stopped even posting ONE image of myself and others too to this site.
>>21782
>everybo-
THERE'S TWO FUCKING MEMBERS ON THIS BOARD. THERE IS NO "EVERYBODY".
>view this as affir-
No I'm not. Please fucking leave me alone now. You're a vile stalker.


Anonymous 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.21805 del
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>>21803
The entire population of endchan observes this board because it is in the index and the overboard. On the other hand, your board does not have even one person, even (you) abandoned it.


Anonymous 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.21806 del
>>21803
No, you're the one who posted real life underage pictures of two different family members. Why did you do that?


Anonymous 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.21807 del
>>21803
>Please fucking leave me alone now.
Stop bothering us.


Anonymous 01/21/2024 (Sun) 08:57 [Preview] No.21812 del
>>21805
There's a better board and it's less insufferable and boring to look at.
>even you aba-
You abandoned your channel too! Hypocrite.


Anonymous 01/22/2024 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.21828 del
>>21812
Koan:
/baaa2/ or /baaa/ is not for winners?

Hint: image boards are not for winners, true or false?


Anonymous 01/22/2024 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.21830 del
>>21828
No one in their right mind would admit to posting here, to friends/family. Yet our boy keeps screaming his lungs out for all to hear.
KLIM DID WHAT I AM ACCUSED OF!!!!


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>>21830
The creator of /baaa/ does not want to be a looser.

These are just words, but to Jordan it means everything.


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>>21830
Carmen knows you come and post on here, and checks it weekly, too. She told us.
Looks like you failed your Autism test again.
Try again.


Anonymous 01/24/2024 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.21862 del
>>21845
you're talking to lemonz, not me. you schizo idiot


Anonymous 01/24/2024 (Wed) 01:30 [Preview] No.21864 del
>>21862
Thanks, Klim, for pointing this out.


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Notice of NSA Activity

Reference Number: 934R-936-T
Date: 01/24/2024

Location: 302 Walnut Street, Catasauqua, Pennsylvania, 18032, USA
ISP (PA): xxx.x.xxx.xxx (NB. Redacted and Classified for Public Notices)
User Static IP: xx.xx.xx.xxx (NB. Redacted and Classified for Public Notices)
Date of Log Event: 01/22/2024
EST (GMT-5): 0216

Entry: “I wish I could kill all these fucking trolls and people who keep telling lies about me. I would sit on them until they smothered to death. I hate them. All they do is tell lies and keep talking about things in the past I said I am sorry for and are therefore to be forgotten. It's just not fair. I am way more smarter than they is at all. Mommy knows what I say on here and she never says anything to me anyway. She knows who the real pedo is. I never posted underage photos of anyone or any family people of mine. That is something I know is true. I don't even have PDD or the sort of autism they say I have. I have never acted autistic ever. Everything else is lies. The liars must kys. ”


Anonymous 01/25/2024 (Thu) 13:06 [Preview] No.21903 del
>>21876
>writing fake logs
Please, seriously fuck off. You have no comprehension on what an agency is.


Jordan "Logmaster" Rivera 01/25/2024 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.21905 del
I hate fake logs, I only like real authentic Andy Sixx style logs.


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Notice of NSA Activity

Reference Number: 934R-973-Ta
Date: 01/25/2024

Location: 302 Walnut Street, Catasauqua, Pennsylvania, 18032, USA
ISP (PA): xxx.x.xxx.xxx (NB. Redacted and Classified for Public Notices)
User Static IP: xx.xx.xx.xxx (NB. Redacted and Classified for Public Notices)
Date of Log Event: 01/25/2024
EST (GMT-5): 0106

Entry: “ writing fake logs Please, seriously fuck off. You have no comprehension on what an agency is. ”


Anonymous 01/29/2024 (Mon) 18:03 [Preview] No.21970 del
>>21918
You're so lazy and inept you can't tell y ou're CLEARLY making up stuff.
YOU CAN'T WRITE ANY REPORT.
AND YOU CAN'T DO SHIT.
YOU LOSE.
GOOD DAY, SIR.


Anonymous 01/29/2024 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.21974 del
>>21970
exclamation poop
When you fart and a small poop comes out at the end.
PDD
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pdd


Anonymous 01/29/2024 (Mon) 18:29 [Preview] No.21975 del
>>21974
What's a man gotta do to get some of that precious PDD, I've been sucking on my turds all week, yet still no results.


Anonymous 01/29/2024 (Mon) 18:47 [Preview] No.21977 del
>>21974
PDD

Post-Dinner Dump. Highly necessary after an excellent meal. Helps clear out the digestive system to make way for the new food.
John: Honey that reception dinner was amazing! I ate way too much - I'm gonna go take a pdd.

Wife: Can't you just hold it in, for God's sake? (John: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!") Meet me at the car. Don't fall in.
by Andrew12345 November 14, 2007


Anonymous 01/29/2024 (Mon) 18:58 [Preview] No.21980 del
>>21977
>Post-Dinner Dump. Highly necessary after an excellent meal. Helps clear out the digestive system to make way for the new food.
My trusted sources have wronged me. I've been been doing it in reverse.


Anonymous 01/29/2024 (Mon) 21:35 [Preview] No.21993 del
>>21980
does doing it in reverse mean sucking dumps into your ass or does it mean dropping steamers on the dinner table
because he approves of both


Anonymous 01/29/2024 (Mon) 21:36 [Preview] No.21994 del
>>21970
>YOU CAN'T DO SHIT
constipation is the worst thing geordie can imagine


Anonymous 01/29/2024 (Mon) 22:35 [Preview] No.21995 del
>>21993
I can't reveal my sources or methods. Out of fear of giving Geordie ideas.


Anonymous 01/30/2024 (Tue) 04:27 [Preview] No.22008 del
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>>21970

Oh no! Imagine someone on the internet deliberately telling lies! Who would even contemplate doing such an inconcievable act?


Anonymous 01/31/2024 (Wed) 00:39 [Preview] No.22042 del
>>21993
you're disgusting, i hope you rot in hell.
>>22008
Literally you and your other equally-as-retarded "friends". That's why you suck at life.


FCF##mXtfD8 01/31/2024 (Wed) 03:46 [Preview] No.22058 del
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>>22042
Uh oh... we all know that Our Boi Geordie jerks his button mushroom extra hard when he gets abusive AND thinks about his beloved Klim...


Anonymous 01/31/2024 (Wed) 08:27 [Preview] No.22066 del
>>22008
good thinking
>>22042
like your brother
p


Anonymous 02/16/2024 (Fri) 17:59 [Preview] No.22853 del
>>22058
"They" know...


Anonymous 02/24/2024 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.23216 del
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#WeWantPoopcat
#YonkersWhereAreYou
#WeMissMittens
#RessurrectKittyGod
#DiaperLove
#JamPacked
#Cracker
#Cubs
#NiggerVibe
#Facist
#PDZ
#PDD-Autism
#SceticSquad


I identify as this:
Bb minor 6-9 / G: G-Bb-Db-F-G-C
https://files.catbox.moe/6j74xk.mp3

About Me
Chord: Bb minor 6-9/G: https://files.catbox.moe/6j74xk.mp3
Clothing: Satin Pink Micro-Bikini
Taste: Putrescent Iron
Colour: Segregational Autumn
Scent: Cut Grass
Gender: Shit/Shat
Animal: Three-Toed Sloth


Anonymous 02/26/2024 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.23344 del
>>22042
Which part of an unemployed adult beating his mother whenever she stops him from going on the internet at 4am to tell strangers about the taste of his own poo is not "sucking at life"?


Anonymous 02/26/2024 (Mon) 12:27 [Preview] No.23348 del
>>23344
...Literally NO ONE is doing that.
No one is "unemployed".
No one is beating a mother.
No one is "arguing at 4 AM".
And nobody is talking about any poop. AT ALL.

Why can't you properly read for once.


Anonymous 02/26/2024 (Mon) 12:49 [Preview] No.23352 del
>>23348
Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not "No one".


Anonymous 02/26/2024 (Mon) 21:58 [Preview] No.23363 del
>>23352
i'm telling you your delusions aren't being committed.


Anonymous 02/27/2024 (Tue) 02:34 [Preview] No.23366 del
>>23363
Have you considered that you have a high-stream level of PDD Autism, anon?
Ask your doctors at St. Luke's Behavioural Health.


Anonymous 02/27/2024 (Tue) 06:19 [Preview] No.23379 del
>>23366
Have you considered projecting your own problems on your victim is bad, and a unforgivable excuse for you to groom more children?
Ask your therapist about that. Fucking loser.
When will you learn that you're the problematic one, not me.
I've done nothing but been nice with you, but you like to test others' patience. Once again, ABSOLUTELY none of this is pdd, because I checked its definition - and it means "pervading" a development.
None of the stuff I had documented or done in my life was pervading.
I knew I was going to change my art + make new plans for my 'toons. I just been patient, but I also take breaks to not overthink or overwork myself.
You however are literally draining your own life over one person. A person who actually knows better, and they're not a "sperg" as you keep saying.
Keyword: Draining your life.
Your brain HAS to fry at some point, because it's not possible to be healthily at one person whose innnocent, and not a fucked up, persisting creep like you are.
You're damaging your health, Klim. Please.
Leave me alone for REAL, for god sake. I dont want you. It is not that hard to permanently leave. Delete system32, even.


Anonymous 02/27/2024 (Tue) 06:26 [Preview] No.23380 del
This place smelt fresh clean and crisp until this post >>23379

Now it smells kinda... intolerant.


Anonymous 02/27/2024 (Tue) 06:34 [Preview] No.23386 del
>deluding about smells again
Kill yourself. Cunt.
It's not intolerant, it smells liek NOTHJING BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A FUCKING REAL PLACE.
IT'S AN IMAGEBOARD.
YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE.
WHEN WILL YOU GET IT INTO YOUR THICK ASS HEAD.
PE-DO-PHILE.
THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.


Anonymous 02/27/2024 (Tue) 06:35 [Preview] No.23387 del
>>23379
Stop ignoring my post, too.
You need to read this.
>it's not possible to be healthily at one person whose innocent, and not a fucked up persisting creep like you.
and
>you're damaging your health
Please be aware of this.
I know your reply is gonna be copypaste garbage, it's predictable.


Anonymous 02/27/2024 (Tue) 06:41 [Preview] No.23391 del
Now these two posts >>23386 >>23387 have a VERY unsavoury odour.


Anonymous 02/27/2024 (Tue) 06:42 [Preview] No.23392 del
>>23386
>THIS IS NOT A FUCKING REAL PLACE
It is good that you finally acknowledge the truth, anon: none of this is real.


Anonymous 02/27/2024 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.23395 del
>>23392
>it is goo-
NO.
DROP THE FRUCKING ACT.
I'M TIRED OF YOU THINKING SOMETHING SMELLS JUST BECAUSE I POST HERE.
God... you really are an idiot
>none of thi-
YOU'RE ON A FUCKING WEBSITE, DUMBASS!


Anonymous 02/27/2024 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.23399 del
>>23395
Thank you for replying in a place that does not exist, anon.


Anonymous 02/27/2024 (Tue) 06:55 [Preview] No.23404 del
>>21614
>Be continually prepared to have your day ruined by a random passing thought about something embarrassing you said or did several years ago.

This is the only autistic thing that, sometimes, happens to me. Maybe I just have some form of PTSD though?


Anonymous 02/27/2024 (Tue) 06:56 [Preview] No.23405 del
It's not easy channelling ChrisChan 24/7, you know


Anonymous 02/27/2024 (Tue) 07:46 [Preview] No.23409 del
>>23363
That's correct. My delusions aren't being committed, but reality is and it is exactly what I described. The delusions are yours for thinking these things aren't happening.


Anonymous 02/28/2024 (Wed) 04:41 [Preview] No.23469 del
>>21614
Nobody fits any of this.
I know what socialism is.
>>23409
I have no delusion for calling you out for your misperceptions.
>>23391
It's savory to tell you you're gonna die alone and never be remembered by anybody.
>>23405
Can't channel a literal mother fucker, so dont bring him up please.


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Anonymous 02/28/2024 (Wed) 09:53 [Preview] No.23535 del
>>23363
That means nothing coming from someone with no grasp on reality becuase of his PDD.


Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.23561 del
>>23535
I have a grasp of reality because I don't believe dumb shit like puritans do.
I have no delay in speech at all. If someone chooses not to talk, its either cuz they're mute or they don't wanna speak necessarily. Only when they want to, shall they say a word.


Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 04:04 [Preview] No.23585 del
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>>23561
You are such a Holy Puritan, anon, and we respect that about (You)


Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.23628 del
>>23561
If the law is too puritanical for you, then you should move out of the United States. Try somewhere in East Asia, the child molesters love it out there.


Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.23654 del
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>>23628
Tasmania sounds good? Jordan has friends there.


Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.23657 del
>>23654
I'm going to have to plead cultural unawareness, as I know very little about Tasmania. However, if it's anything like its Australian neighbour, then the last thing anyone there will want to see arriving is more fat brown unemployed people.


Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.23658 del
>>23657
Uhhh... Tasmania IS part of Australia


Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.23659 del
>>23658
But does the watery expanse prevent the natives from crossing to Tasmania to make a nucience of themselves, or is there a fat brown lazy person problem there too?


Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 15:19 [Preview] No.23664 del
>>23628
I'm telling you, the protect act was ruled unconstitutional. Not even a president would believe your words
>>23654
Never made friends in Fakelandia.
>>23657
Except "fat brown unemployed people" don't exist.


Anonymous 02/29/2024 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.23687 del
>>23664
Then why is it:
1. Still on the books?
2. The reason those men went to jail?
Whoever is telling you it's "against ma hyoomin rites" is a criminal who likes the law as much as you do.


Anonymous 03/01/2024 (Fri) 00:27 [Preview] No.23698 del
>>23687
Must be Klim advising him so


Anonymous 03/01/2024 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.23710 del
>>23687
It's not on any newer book, only on the delusional of the delulus.


Anonymous 03/01/2024 (Fri) 04:06 [Preview] No.23717 del
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>>23710
Klim is such a good writer now, thanks to such masterful tutorage from Jordan.
All of Tasmania thanks you.


Anonymous 03/01/2024 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.23732 del
>>23710
ESL doesn't change the law. I don't know what the law is in Mexico (or is that SPAIN?), but you're in the United States now.


Anonymous 03/02/2024 (Sat) 06:59 [Preview] No.23806 del
>>23732
YOU ARE WRONG IDIOT
THE UNITED STATES IS IN SPAIN


Anonymous 03/03/2024 (Sun) 03:01 [Preview] No.23859 del
>>23806
No, United is in America.
>>23732
I don't have ESL, it's =EFL= because I speak english with literally no symptoms of Spanglish anywhere. If you think otherwise you're a cunt.


Anonymous 03/03/2024 (Sun) 03:19 [Preview] No.23870 del
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>>23859
You are so very wrong, anon.
Jordan has told us all the truth.
The Jews have perverted Geography.


Anonymous 03/04/2024 (Mon) 04:58 [Preview] No.23949 del
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>>23870
Gotta love the way he's walked away from this classic
Perhaps he now knows he was wrong... he hates it when he's wrong, in his perfect world.


Anonymous 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:13 [Preview] No.23957 del
>>23949
>seeking attention
you're sad


Anonymous 03/04/2024 (Mon) 06:59 [Preview] No.23961 del
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>>23957
so smrt


Anonymous 03/04/2024 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.23962 del
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>>23957
That's not an answer to this question on this thread, anon.
Try again.


Anonymous 03/04/2024 (Mon) 11:07 [Preview] No.23967 del
>>23957
Attention is what keeps you coming back here.


Anonymous 03/05/2024 (Tue) 03:39 [Preview] No.24007 del
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Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 01:54 [Preview] No.24059 del
>>24007
Because you're a piece of shit, Klim. And you save my child photos you creep


Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.24066 del
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>>24059
Thanks, Klim
We love your work here


Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 09:55 [Preview] No.24080 del
>>24007
Isn't that how he introduced himself to 4chan?


Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 09:58 [Preview] No.24082 del
>>24080
That's how Our Boi Geordie introduces himself to everyone...


Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.24088 del
>>24082
I wonder if he says it to people in the outside world. Actually, I wonder if he's allowed to interact with people in the outside world...


Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 11:08 [Preview] No.24089 del
>>24088
The "Outside World" ends at the house fence line for him. Sad.


Anonymous 03/06/2024 (Wed) 13:01 [Preview] No.24090 del
>>24089
It's probably for the best. The state next door is already flooded with barely literate crazy brown visitors.


SA Anonymous 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:31 [Preview] No.24102 del
>>24080
That was a joke post. But how would YOU know that, huh?
You weren't on May 2018 to see this moment.
>>24082
No I don't. I go by saying "Hello there, I am [insert screen name here, merka or mittens]. i am an american designer and artist, how are you today. I like your art and stuff, especially worldbuilding.". Something along the lines of that, or just a "hi there".
>>24088
I am allowed to interact with just about anyone I can, but I've never been interacting with xeno people before.
>>24089
>>24090
You're so paranoid, and demented.
We don't have a fence.
Just because people are free to have a quiet neighborhood and not randomly talk to strangers doesn't mean no one is allowed to talk "in the outside world".
Do you mean Earth, or outside? Fucking choose one.


Anonymous 03/07/2024 (Thu) 03:45 [Preview] No.24105 del
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>>24102
How is life treating you in Burbank CA today, anon?
Tee hee hee


Anonymous 03/07/2024 (Thu) 14:30 [Preview] No.24128 del
>>24102
That's the thing Jordan, I was. I was on /bant/ before you arrived and only left (and this is another clue to my identity) when my ISP was rangebnned. That site isn't getting a single passu penny from me.
>xeno
Did you learn a new prefix you couldn't wait to try out regardless of whether it was contextually relevant?


Anonymous 03/07/2024 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.24131 del
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>>24128
Please do not make the nigger upset


Anonymous 03/07/2024 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.24135 del
>>24128
It means xenophilia which is attraction to foreigners, or something


Anonymous 03/07/2024 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.24139 del
>>24135
Close, it does mean "foreign", but it's only a prefix so it doesn't mean a love of on its own.
For it to be what you thought it was, it would have to be followed with the suffix "phile", making it xenophile.
It could equally mean xenophobe, for a hatred of foreigners, or xenomorph for a foreign body shape or "alien".


Anonymous 03/08/2024 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.24159 del
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>>24135
>... or something
That's not a very confident or definitive answer, anon...


Anonymous 03/11/2024 (Mon) 23:16 [Preview] No.24315 del
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>>24102
>No I don't. I go by saying "Hello there, I am [insert screen name here, merka or mittens]. i am an american designer and artist, how are you today. I like your art and stuff, especially worldbuilding.".
Cringe


Anonymous 03/11/2024 (Mon) 23:45 [Preview] No.24316 del
>>24135
>or something
Or something.


Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 03:10 [Preview] No.24328 del
>>24135
or something


Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 03:15 [Preview] No.24329 del
>>24315
its not cringe to properly introduce yourself to someone


Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 04:00 [Preview] No.24333 del
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>>24329
... or something


Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.24355 del
>caring this much about two words i said
You're an idiot.


Anonymous 03/12/2024 (Tue) 09:40 [Preview] No.24361 del
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>>24355
What words are you discussing in this wonderful family-friendly Christian-based thread, anon?


Anonymous 03/14/2024 (Thu) 11:48 [Preview] No.24457 del
>>24355
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IVastdzUDwY [Embed]


Anonymous 03/14/2024 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.24459 del
>>24457
Yonkers response:


Anonymous 03/15/2024 (Fri) 12:25 [Preview] No.24475 del
>>21275
That gunman's parents have been found guilty, since they were the ones who supplied him with the weapon.
Does that mean Jordan's parents will be found guilty for his minor pornography, since they were the ones who supplied him with his laptop?


Anonymous 03/15/2024 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.24476 del
>>24475
Yes. They are both legally culpable.


Anonymous 03/18/2024 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.24506 del
>>24475
>>24476
Both of you are really incompetent.
>for his mino-
Blaming the victim instead of the german groomer is disrespectful. And no I dont have the files on ANY part of my drive. I do not save childhood photos, not even of exploitatives


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Anonymous 03/18/2024 (Mon) 13:52 [Preview] No.24517 del
>>24506
You should report that to the Police, Jordan. They will need to survey all of your electronic devices to find evidence of your claims. Are you willing to do that, or will you just continue to make false accusations that you cannot prove? Why does the angry anon respond to these posts at all? What are they trying to hide and/or prevent from happening, we all wonder?

Jordan: If you think you'd rather talk to him about it every single day of your life and whine like a bitch rather than tell the police, then that's your problem, and no one elses.

"Yeah... gotta go with Klim on this one."


Anonymous 03/18/2024 (Mon) 14:06 [Preview] No.24518 del
>>24506
https://uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?hl=false&edition=prelim&req=granuleid%3AUSC-prelim-title18-section1466A
>March 17
Did this change yet Jordan? Fictional minors are still minors in the eyes of the law.


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