ROCHAS bros having a small feast

>also put subject into name field
heh

Planckaert looking back with Groves miles behind lol

>>11062
>Tests showed that I have cytomegalovirus
grim

>>11062
so concerning Laporte: what's his fucking problem?

>>11064
Gee moving up. He'll be the next Woods peaking in his thirties.

Fraudlic once again exposed

>>11070
Huh where was Arensgod. FUCK

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5pL5VbIgTQ8 [Embed]
Best puck back in Czechia with two bodyguards

>>11068
>A cytomegalovirus (CMV) infection is a condition caused by a common virus.
>The CMV virus stays in the body for life after infection.
>CMV spreads from person to person through body fluids. These include blood, saliva, urine, semen and breast milk.
>Symptoms of a CMV infection can include a fever, fatigue and a sore throat. But the virus rarely causes symptoms in healthy people. If you're pregnant or if your immune system is weakened, CMV is cause for concern.

so basically this guy got the AIDS

This site is loading really badly on my Italian wifi, I have to use my mobile data or go to the other /cyc/ branch

What if Del Toro's matchbox size is even half that of his Slovenian mentor? What do?

>>11073
Kek she's dying trying to follow

>>11074
>Jumbo rider
>Infection spread by breast milk
Colostrum sisters, we're screwed.

>>11072
Dropped on the rampas. Too explosive for a guy that needs three weeks to charge his diesel engine.

>>11074
so it's over for him?

>>11072
He is a domestique for Bernal at this point

>>11074
First Van Hooydonck now Laporte. I now understand why Benoot is leaving, Teide really isn't to be messed with.

>>11073
no rain and nice weather in Czechia? I don't believe it.

Kinda ridiculous how we'll be reaching stage 16 with no real idea of the climbing hierarchy among the GC guys

oh no no no no

I didn't know that Vacek speaks Italian perfectly. yeah I know Gazprom was an Italian team.

>>11077
you can still have two different allowances home and abroad. I have unlimited data home, but something like 25gib in eu

>>11085
not a bad giro so far IMHO

>>11074
laporte does give off the vibe of a weird french sex guy. inferring this entirely from his physiognomy.

Results. >>11092

>>11090
Pretty boring imo. No real GC battle two weeks into the race, no good breakaway action, no interesting fight for the secondary jerseys... Only like one really good stage so far

>>11095
>No real GC battle
we had two time trials and a gravel stage that all mattered for GC

>>11096
That's my point, actually. The gravel stage was amazing, but the only other differences in the GC have basically been from TT's. And three stages with GC implications after 13 days of racing is kinda weak, imo.

Tomorrow looks like the lame version of today

So I once fell on my elbow and that hurt for like a year. And I just bumped that elbow. The pain is undescribable. Why does life have to be suffering. Your whole body breaks down with age. All your past injuries will NEVER fully recover.

>>11100
kek

Turns out Meintjes is in the Giro all of a sudden

>>11093
running out of proper reactions

>>11104
Yeah, on this parcours Mads was mandatory, but what he presents is concentrated pas normal.
A severe self-inflicted kick in the forehead adjusting him out.

by the transitive property powless would have had tree stages this giro

>>11062
now there's a fictitious runner

Soy

Boi soy

>>11108
What about this guy https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/arkimedes-arguelyes

Cobson

>>11111
Get

>>11109
>>11110
>>11112
Haha, sharty burnt.

>>11111
Thought he surely has to be some sudaca, not [redacted].
We've already been here for elebenthousandelebenty posts.

>>11111
epic get

>>11116
Only hexas have the power to make impossible things real like jumbo winning all grand tours in one season.

>>11117
Paul Double vs Paul Heixas

imagine the BILLIONS bookies make by fixing Pidcocks odds to a favorite position on any and all races that even remotely suit him

>>11119
a brit and his pounds are easily separated

>António MORGADO -VUE, +POLOGNE, +RENEWI
im tired boss

>>11121
Is he doing these as team leader? I'd see that as promotion instead of slaving for elite (as if pogi is doing the vuelta)

>>11119
pidcock betters
wout betters
anti pogi or grug betters
there is money to be made here

>>11121
he could probably win pologne if he works on his TT a little

>>11084
Yes it's sunny and lovely
But it's like torteen degrees

Tomorrow I got myself talked into some bigger group ride for some reason. We start at 8:00 (dunno why) at it's supposed to be 7 (SEVEN) degrees in the morning, torteen in the afternoon. But sunny, almost spotless.
I have no idea how to dress.

>>11127
Well NOW it looks a little better but it's still gonna be cold early in the morning. Do I just put all my clothes into the support car later on? There's gonna be a support car, right?

>>11128
Looks fine with just one base layer

>>11127
Group rides that start early during any season but summer are profound mental retardation, we have those as well. Imagine starting around 8-9 in winter when its like -2 and wet as fuck instead of starting at 12 when its +1 and completely dry. Goes for fall and early spring (or cold late spring like now) as well

>>11130
I mean I don't ride in group but I understand. I really don't like riding after lunch. It feels you spend your whole morning waiting to ride instead of actually riding

>>11130
I like it for productivity reasons, it's much easier to do something after than before

>>11127
You will make it, it is not that bad.
And you can always hide behind bigger guys. There are always bigger guys...

>>11133
love the big polder bullies, I was doing a social ride once with a few friends and we got to latch onto a triple threat of polderbeasts and have never felt as comfortable and fast

>>11132
>>11131
Well I can't relate to either of those concerns but it looks like enough others can. I mean shit if people want to degrade the quality of their ride and increase suffering for no gain then so be it, doesn't concern me anyways since there are only slow groups around here at the moment

Anyway, first time trying 40/20 outside, interesting.

>>11136
Yeah, get WADA on this guy, too many funky things happening this year.

>>11136
what's with the 50 rpm strat? strength maxxxing?

>>11138
not really no

>>11139
nice rampa

>>11127
The sun in the afternoon will warm you up. The cycling industry invented gr*vel jerseys with extra pockets, so you can store arm warmers and gilet there. But you have that extra size saddle bag, don't you?

>>11136
so how you did that, just shifting gears when it's time to skore watts? or seated / dancing

>>11118
Coming soon in the UCI name generator:
Paul Single
Paul van Tris
Paul Quattro
Paul Quint
Paul Septimus
Paul Octopussi
Paul Nein

>>11142
seated, manually starting intervals, and increasing cadence ideally within the same gear

>>11141
I don't have one
And I also don't have an ideal cycling base layer. I am using just a regular icebreaker merino which is god-tier for hiking but for cycling, i don't know, it just lets cold wind thru like nobody's business, so it's kinda useless without a Gillet

>>11145
Decathlon has cheap baselayer. I use the Kipsta football baselayer for that temperature range around 10°C.

>>11146
I also have a variety of cheap decathlon base layers that are great for the 10°C-15°C range

>>11099
I woke up with pretty severe knee pain today for no reason. never in my life did my left knee hurt since I can remember. I did not touch it, I did not run or anything. is this what getting old means?

>>11149
me during a traffic stop

>>11148
yes.
The worst part being injuries never truly healing.
You may not feel pain anymore and still have pretty good mobility.
BUT
It ain't ever gonna be the same.

I had quadicipital ligament injury.
After rehab, and a long time, while it does not pain me it just isn't the same.

>>11150
you are cyc gf ?

why is this a saturday stage...

>>11153
So everyone can go on a ride anytime of the day.

>>11153
wouldn't want to force viewers to watch more than the last 10 minutes on a Saturday am I right

>>11153
slovenians must've mortgaged the country for this stage finish fee. bastards didnt even have the decency to find a rogwinslol berg to go up

which GC fraud drops on monte grappa? my money is shitcock. and saying arensman in cheating.

>>11157
storer

>>11158
just in time to give his energy to stork and brenner to finally surprise in the passos

>>11136
how hard do the intervals need to be in 40/20?

>>11159
I fell for the brenner meme on the sporza velogoomble

>>11161
him and hershe were so good in the early season then they suddenly evaporated in the ardennes. really thought this would be his breakout race. oh well. at least i didnt pick landa heh

>>11162
I really thought these tudor dudes would go in every break
so far I'm really disappointed, it's not like they're working for storer they're just in the grupetto chilling

>>11160
the goal is time above max oxygen uptake threshold, so as hard as needed to get there and not blow up after 10+ reps

>>11128
based afternoon outgoer being confused by the morning

Hello, Bert!

On Sunday, we are celebrating Towel Day by watching The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy at 19:00 UTC. It's an official holiday on Endchan, since it was themed after the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
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hmmm...

>>11160
For me personally it's 120%-125% of FTP

Are we back, wout bros?

>>11169
I wish I could do that

>>11169
imagine what fads did phwoar

>>11160
you can try 120-130% of ftp for starters, see how that works for you and if you need to go harder

>>11169
strong
adjusting my expectations for future stages

>>11149
this is actually a UCI sanctioned sport where you can win a rainbow jersey. Maybe we should start covering some bike dancing and bike football as well.

>>11157
Simon Yates

Can somebert please delete that soy topic. It annoys me. Thank you.

>plan big ride
>can't sleep
Fuck

>Plugge and arab money wants to buy cycling
>That's not my vision of the sport
>All riders hate the Montmartre idea
>Doesn't care and still do it.
This dude truly is the boss of cycling.

Kek, why is Patje firing at magnier?

il giro du gard

axelgaard still manages to make random ass picks on the most boring sprint stage imaginable

Aaaa save me sun

>>11182
frozen status?

>>11179
for a sprinter with classics ambitions he has show very little ability to get over the hills this giro to be honest

>>11184
my theory is he took the "next tom boonen" hype to heart and has been mainlining cocaine this giro.

>>11179
>“We have sprinter Paul Magnier, of course, but he states that the Giro is not the Etoile de Bessèges. That is — to be clear — absolutely not a reproach. He is 21 years old and is riding his first Grand Tour. Then you pay the price. Paul has also had his share of bad luck in this Giro. In the stage to Naples he crashed badly. To still manage to get a third place: well done. Last year he had a bad fall in the Tour of Britain, where we underestimated the impact a bit and partly out of necessity had to leave him in the hospital. That crash stuck in his clothes, but judging from Naples he has now put that episode behind him.”

>“Paul was really disappointed on Thursday. He was basically where he should have been in the sprint, but then rode into a hole and his chain came off. He quickly got it back on and finished eighth, which means we should actually take our hats off again. But at the same time it is of course also a missed opportunity.” >"We are not shortchanging anyone when we say that we cannot offer Paul a real sprint train here. On Thursday, we were in the lead far too early in my opinion. You cannot accuse Josef Cerny of a lack of effort, but he had to keep Paul in front by riding partly on and partly off the road. I held my breath when I saw it."

doesn't say anything wrong really

>Mathieu has had a very good rest period above all,” says Roodhooft about his rider. “The past three weeks have been good in terms of training volume. On Thursday he trained here in the Czech Republic, the days before that it was a bit less. But he is in pretty good shape at the moment, if you look at it in his preparation for the Tour de France . Mathieu has cycled on the mountain bike twice: once a long endurance training and once a shorter training with some intervals. Thursday morning was the third time, when he reconnoitered the course here in Nové Město.
Top kek. Imagine being a XC shitter right now

>>11177
Did a 2hours easy ride instead. I really don't understand how the body manages to fuck up resting, but here we are

>flat stage in Slovenia
how is this even possible?

>>11188
they predicted a whole day of rain here and I haven't seen a drop
now I'm in the middle zone where if I go ride it will pour immediately

>>11190
It's always like this.
>oh, nice! time for me Feierabend Runde
>sun hides
>rain starts

>>11190
Perfect weather here which makes my situation worse. I tried to push it but I felt so fucking tired. I've been feeling like shit all week, I really needed a 7h night, not 3

it started raining so I feel vindicated now
guess I will do a heavy vine session then

why is pidders so insistent on being a wannabe GC rider. he's obviously terrible at it. stick to hills and breaks retard

>>11194
he once beat froome and meinkes on the alpe and now he feels like he needs to prove himself

>>11194
He is in cahoots with the bookies

>>11195
honestly kinda sad that was his biggest long climbing performance. he was sulphur on grand colombier in 2023 but he really is a mountainlet. not even going to mention his TT

>>11194
Much more money to be made

>>11197
he was good on puy de dome too, which really shows he needs to go to the vuelta unipuertofest every year and ignore all the rest

>>11199
Dude could be the undisputed GOAT of XC, spend his winter in spain and summer in the alps. Instead he spends his winter in belgium and fights for 15th spot on GC in the giro with rubio and harper

I don't mind this year's giro route too much until now but this weekend is criminal

>>11201
today's stage should have been on tuesday with a nice climbing weekend

#VisitCzechia

They're racing gravel tyres in XCC lmao.

>>11202
Even tomorrow's stage is complete shit

>>11204
us roadies don't understand that you need different tires on the mountainbike to adapt to the underground and if it's wet or not.

10°C and cold wind from the east in Czechia. bertaczek must be freezing his ass off.

>>11205
could have some victims tomorrow, some opportunistic attacks could happen

>>11207
Huge fan of Evie, personally

how to cycle?

>>11209
we havent had a proper hard filter mountain yet. if someone has the balls it could happen. wouldnt be surprise if ineos hard pace again to try and get back time for bernal

>>11212
arensman redemption ark will begin

>>11210
Broad shoulders are a turn off for me, usually you can't carry big tits without building up broad shoulders from bearing the load, but waist down?
Wew. More hips only pls.

Indonesia was fine and on the lore, why burgerbanner again.

>>11215
oh kek, I didn't notice that this was the Indonesian flag and not the Polish flag yesterday

>>11214
I just love strong thighs

>>11218
>198 bpm
best puckse

hop suisse

>not even noon
>already 100 km done
unusual feeling

the mountainbikes look so slow on tarmac
also puckwinslol

>>11222
wheelsucking in a group makes it much easier.

>>11225
switzerland with the belgian tier results

Oi Puckse won? HUGE
>>11225

>>11224
we had to go solo with 3 people since they planned an mtb route without warning

>>11222
did you freezed

surely mateusz govekar will come out of his hidey hole on home roads

>>11230
based golfcart believer

>>11228
How did they expect that to work out? Baffling behaviour

>>11228
pic of the MTB route

>>11233
real pic right here

>140 vs 180 hr
Me and burgerbert on the same VO2max interval

Chute french NC

>>11237
This dude has literally all the KOM in the region. Uphill, downhill, gravel, MTB. Saw him once bonnyhopping at 70km/h in a descent. Scary

>friend sent me this
I guess this is why you don't buy second hand pro bikes

I have no idea who most of those guys are

>>11239
t-thanks campagnolo or more like campag yolo

>>11239
when was the last time astana used spez anyway, 2015?
who knows what horrors that bike has seen since then

>>11190
It has been raining non stop all day here in the far west

>>11239
I'm not big on top of the line pro gear in general, used or not. Reason being that its all weight optimized and that always comes at the cost of durability and longevity

>>11245
I'm not a fan of used in general. I'd rather buy new 105 than used anything

Brandon Smith Rivera ABANDON

while pog is caging it up in monaco vinge is studying the blade on the mountains up high. adjusted.

>>11239
could be worse
I guess I won't pass any dopage test after touching this frame

>>11248
they should do a bike crit on the Monaco circuit.

>>11248
Is he getting his arms stretched out or something. Why does he look so weird. What is going on

>>11252
short cranks, longer reach, stretch armstrong

>>11253 (you)
>

>>11252
limbmaxxing
torsos are deadweight

>>11252
for angrysqueezing the drops of course

>>11257
Doesn't he need space for organs. Where are his organs. What the FUCK are we witnessing here

>>11259
ascension

>>11259
what organs are needed for cycling? I say keep the lungs and get rid of the rest

>>11259
Qiankun torso

>>11246
I hear you

meintjes realized that the break was too much exposure to his existence so he decided to go back into the peleton

>>11264
Good

well, experts of /cyc/?

>>11266
6th or 7th

>>11266
Outside top 10, Juanito will see to it.

>refreshing last thread every so often
>Last post is Laporte off TdF team
>No new posts
>Figure endchan is dead
Turns out I'm just retarded.

>>11266
1st

looks very average but was very tasty, dip too
shame about the cheapest fries from your nearest wholesale, idk why cant they put some effort into the fries

>>11271
The name of the restaurant is on the burger. I am on my way right now

>>11271
scrumptious

>>11272
cheers, im the balding men in the corner in full himalaya gear

>>11269
Did that for good 10 minutes yesterday.
>>11271
This one looks like something I would gladly dislocate my jaw to fit in.
The ones you usually post seem to much milennial hip, menu written with chalk, served on a wooden plank, the burger guy is probably bearded, has a bunch of small random tatts and wears those black nitrile gloves. Those burgers seem like bunch of wholesale stuff thrown in and served as premium.
This one today looks like was by mister Petr the Pragmatic who knows his stuff and cuts the corners only when he has nothing better, i.e. the fries.

>>11274
It is a 12 hour drive, will you still be there then?

>>11272
didn't expect Bertacek to be a city slicker in Prague
thought he was a tower of a man living in the Bohemian wilderness

>>11277
He has many houses all over Czechoslovakia, ppattt

>>11275
always reassuring to know that those types of soulless restaurants arent just a burger thing. every time i get dragged to one it fills me with a sense of pathos to become a hermit in the mountains and scorn social contact.

>>11277
Only in spring

this Giro parcours is an utter disaster

>>11281
The runners make the race

Some foid supposedly had a random crash in a corner at a local community ride and sued the guy who organizes it because of muh unsafe route.

>>11282
To a certain degree. I actually think the riding, when possible, has been pretty aggressive. Bernal and Carapaz the other day, Ineos on the gravel stage and even yesterday too. But it is really extremely hard to make this race exciting.

>>11283
>suing local organizers
subhuman. hope they broke a femur

>>11283
Very american behavior

>>11279
Everything is coming from the West wholesale here, it is all parroting the newest thing which arrives a few years late and is already slopified through.
Tatts, burgers, wood oven pizza, barbers, botox parlors, music festivals, muscle cars, shitty autocad architecture, minimalistic interior design with bare brick walls and of coursh the gay race gommunism.
It is not even that the burgers are bad, usually they are but sometimes they are really good. They are slop anyways because it is just an installation of prepackaged and preapproved, gae social media optimized mode of doing a thing for money that often becomes a part of a surrogate personality together with other prepackaged blocks.
It has no local connection or any organic origin story, it's a disembedded and soulless container that makes it even harder to blend it in with good will because both the staff and clientele are the same bunch of stooges performing the same genre of a slopified, social media optimized, contrived shitlib persona.

My very own take is that only when you're not having a barber, burger, botox or a tattoo spot on almost every paved street in a small city like mine, only then you will know things are getting better.

>>11277
Litomericzian suburbanite innit
reality is often disappointing

>>11283
I also sue my friends for this on our group rides

>>11289
I call my lawyer as soon as the mates suggest we stop for a burger slop rather than pickle stew on our big weekend rides

>>11283
jesus christ

>>11289
kek

>>11287
We have this smash burger place that I like alot but burgers are usually not that good to get in my experience

I like making burgors myself because it's fast and easy but I don't really feel like it's worth paying 10+ euros or whatever it is at those fancy places

>>11287
here a surprisingly large amount of them are owned by large chains trying there bestest to make it seem bespoke and local, i've seen the one-to-one exact same dishes at multiple different sit-down restaurants, only difference is they put a different two syllable french word on the store name. honestly the thing that pisses me off the most is the half-assed attempt to masquerade as something else, if it was just unabashedly transplanted I would be more amenable to it. the silver lining is that this city has no local culture to destroy so you more or less expect it. and the ethnic food is very good.

Reusser better at climbing that those tiny femlets. feels unrealini.

>>11296
realini probably has like a 200w ftp right. that would be 5 w/k at 40kg lmfao

why is kopecky focusing on the tdf avec zwift again? she sucks on these climbs

wasn't brappert supposed to be the anime replacement for movistar? movistar signed reusser when it wasn't even clear if she ever gets healthy again and here we are.

luv pico blanco, me. great climb

it's truly the year of seated climbing

proper race situation

>Big Marlen is one of the best climbers in the peleton now
I now believe in hypnosis

>>11293
The smash burger is the new thing thing, or not so new anymore. Just squeeze the beef, thanks, that will be 5 bux extra.
There is also one genuinely good place in my town, came from a genuine interest and personal experience with good quality fast food in Berlin, I know these people.
It is the least sloppy but it became more with time because this is how it goes, you have to optimize for the burger clientele, shitlibs and light-beige clothed, expensive lease car riding middle-classers pretending they're nouveaux-riches.
But I can easily recommend it, haven't eaten there in 2 years or so, though.
>>11295
Burgerland at least has some legitimacy and heritage so attempts at sourcing bespoke stuff locally should have some level of initial confidence.
Here there is barely any beef culture, most of the beef will be milk cows slaughtered after they have done their run.
I remember seeing a series about these great fast food/food truck spots in the US, learning about all your burritos, Reubens, Philly cheeseteaks, really well produced and sold me on the topic.
Went for almost every food truck festival I could for 2 years or so and I have ran into maybe 3-4 of trucks that have genuinely good stuff. And that was when I was living in Wrocław, a true city where you should bring your at least B+ game.
The rest just hooked along with half-assed items made with wholesale stuff, especially the greenhouse tomatoes in everything made me give it up and admit I fell for some nicely filmed grilled food and some food writers salivating over it.

Asgreen not even sprinting

>>11306
soudal has a factory in Slovenia. gotta show off the jersey.

>>11306
worked wonders for allah last year in securing a big fat contract

>>11306
With time his win really is one of the greatest steal of post covid cycling

>>11307
he rides for EF bert

>>11275
>the burger guy is probably bearded, has a bunch of small random tatts and wears those black nitrile gloves
you have no idea how accurate the description is

>>11311
enough about borgir let's see the faking profile and watts

>>11304
Yeah the place is pretty honest in that they sell themselves like any other friterie here, they charge 11 euro's for "the burger of the month" (potato bun bread full of stuff) I consider that a bargain now.

As for foodtrucks that died here because it's just too expensive food and usually it's just fried slop. Also commune's over charge the trucks for standplaces so it's not even a fun thing to do for local people.

WE LIVE IN SLOVENIA

>>11200
>Instead he spends his winter in belgium and fights for 15th
sounds like pvre sovl to me

Mads getting creampied

>>11310
I refuse to remember riders changing teams or gettting new sponsors

heh

>>11318
how did he convince patje?

>>11312
There is nothing to show really. A solid Z2 to the start and then 140 watts average slowly dropping to double digits with some fellow runners still getting lachee'd. It was a pretty grim sight.

>>11320
Should just go garmin less for those rides

fdj sucker lacheed

LOoks like green ass is on ultra short crank meme

>>11319
tbf his TT results this giro are pretty good. if you just view him as a pure TT specialist he becomes a almost respectable runner. of course thats removed from reality. his ceiling is still [in theory] very high. surely it isnt hard to just force a runner to sit in the middle of the pedalton.

what the fuck is wrong with ineos really, why are they doing the work?

>>11325
Attracting new sponsors with lots of TV time.

Tarling proper tard riding

Bora team is suddenly present when not really neede

>>11323
he's always been a tinkerer so not surprising

>>11329
tratnik and rog are just greeting the fans I think

>>11328
Altitude camp + dauphinée. Looks like he's taking the tour seriously again

Fucking MOSER barely ever speaks but when he does it is with full mouth.

lmao

Why are you wearing you are helmets while spectating

nice try caruso

Someone is going to die here

the locals must be happy with freshly paved roads

Cube bikes really have nice deals but why do they have to be so ugly

>>11337
yeah, someone's GC is over after today

I can see some collecting on those cobbles

There it is.

Of course

gotta hand it to the organizers. they managed to make the sprints interesting my making the finishing circuits so fucking dangerous kek

yep there it is, could see that coming from a mile away

Mads looks a little hurt bros...

>>11337
And there it is

DRILL IT VISMA, SAFETY FIRST AAAAAAAAAA

JOOOOOOOOONASSSSSSSSSSSS CAAAANCEL THE RAAAAACCEEEEE

Cicco drew the shortest straw.

>>11348
RIDE HARD PEOPLE FELL

>>11340
His name? Guilio

>>11340
Ciccone :(

Cico :(

fuck sake mha boy

NOT grande

Looks like he wants to go.

It's fucking over

>>11357
doctor is gonna stop him

>>11357
Tough mother fucker but he's crying on his bike

holy shit i hate visma so fucking much

So there’s GC action happening to?

Del toro really is the new pogi. Dude is a positioning god for no reason

>>11362
yes visma decided everyone held up is fucked now

ayuso and rog both unaccounted for

>>11364
Damn total roglic/ayuso death

>>11363
>Ride at the front as much as possible
It's not that hard. Just need the engine to do it

>>11366
This crash has taken out half my team. Disaster

>>11364
Might be different if there wasn't a break out front but there's nothing strange about this

Visma is a bunch of dirty rat fuckers

2eme Peloton is supposedly 30 secs behind

no tiberi
no ayuso
no rog
no bernal
top 10 is gonna get completely reshuffled

>>11367
Someone tell roglic

>>11371
*Torty

It will all come back together anyways

uae domestiques literally nowhere

>>11375
But think of the matches burned

the one time you could actually you the PCS rape truck for timing he isn't there

>>11376
Team is literally Italian conti tier when Pogi not around

not my cat killer Tiberi

vamonos catkiller

Proper motor pacing for the assgreen win

ROGLIC in Gr. Roglic

Yaseti and Del torro are the only guys in the top 10 who did not fall once or got kwabbed in a group.

>>11384
Del toro actually was in the chute

My whole team is gone. It's over

Looked like del Toro almost chuted

wew

del toro slipped, DRILL IT WOUT

nice save though

slippy t

fuglsang-tier save

>>11385
then yaseti is the best bike handler in the top 10 lmao.

marcellusi kino painface

Not watching, but I assume Cararat is winning the Giro on Finestre.

Almost dropped Kooij. FUCK W*UT

tiberi thinking he made it not realizing the rest is off the front

Will he?

Attaque d'Asgreen (dopage)

>>11399
No. But I hope he will

>>11399
no and I hope he won't

apologize to sLOVEnia for accusing this stage of boredom

keep it cute casper

let's go horse boy

>>11399
Yes, motorpacing is in oorde

>yates working for kooij
vingo would never

based green ass

Ok Asgreen wins

The gap is growing.

>>11407
well he's also working for his own GC

total
pesquera
death

CICLISMO

sLOVEnia

kino

this is what they [SafeR] want to take from you

blunder by alpecin and movistar

So Del Toro wins the Il Giro

dude win lmao

>>11416
movistar thinking about that rubio GC

>>11417
Mountains to come. We shall see.

He did.

>>11417
only like a minite innit.

>>11417
Carapils MONTENEGRO will kwab him

even when mads lose the danes still win

how many blunts will he smoke after this
maybe a little meth as a treat

gonna blaze a jay in honor of the Watt Monster from Kolding rn

heh del torro will crack on the grappa for sure, trust the plan bora bois

>>11306
retracting my statement. i kneel

waar cicco

Hey Pidcock was there. We are back GCbros

wheelsucking shitcock kwabbed by breakaway dead man maestri and notorious sprinter Gee

lucked out from the chaos but still big ride from le weed man

>>11429
It's over, Bert

Maestribros today is our day

this will be a very good week 3. many story lines at play.

>>11429
dood

>>11435
yes and just imagine the kino when week four finally arrives

>>11437
Arseman will be ready

>>11435
Everyone will slurp and nothing will happen

>>11440
slurp?? on finestre?? in this economy??

Emegency Services called to a bald man in Bend, Oregon

>>11440
roglic will go full catalunya mode, trust the plan

>>11442
I saw no knuckleheads except maybe alpecin

Remember when Meintjes dropped from the break haha

>>11444
I think they gambled on Visma blowing themselves up bringing back Asgreen