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Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 05:05 [Preview] No. 122645
eternal 2nd edition


>Current and upcoming road races
20.09 - 27.09 World Championships WC
22.09 - 27.09 CRO Race 2.Pro
23.09 Lotto Omloop van het Houtland 1.1
27.09 Paris-Chauny 1.1
27.09 - 04.10 Petronas Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro
02.10 - 07.10 European Continental Championships CC
03.10 Cholet Agglo Tour 1.1
03.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro
03.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro
03.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro
04.10 Tour de Vendée 1.1
04.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.1
05.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro
06.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.1
06.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro
06.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro
08.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro
09.10 - 11.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
10.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT
10.10 - 12.10 Tour de Kyushu 2.1
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
11.10 Sun Hung Kai Properties Hong Kong Cyclothon 1.1
11.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
11.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Comuni di Valdengo e Biella 1.1 WE
13.10 - 18.10 Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour Women 2.1
13.10 - 18.10 Eneco Tour 2.1
14.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
14.10 Veneto Women 1.1
18.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
18.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
18.10 Chrono des Nations ME 1.1
18.10 Chrono des Nations WE 1.1

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/jWe5Hrhn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.pk/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread:
>>121614


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.122674 del
first for EVENEPOEL getting kwabbed in the roadrace


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.122676 del
>>122670
they are binning SCHOOFS most likely


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.122677 del
>>122675
please understand, we need some space, so berts can post a post so they can post an image in this thread


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.122678 del
>>122674
inshallah


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 11:46 [Preview] No.122679 del
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yes, well


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:03 [Preview] No.122680 del
new thread new me


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.122681 del
I did not read the bertacek post after the thread migration post


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.122682 del
>>122679
I believe in grug top5 but he's too expensive for this race


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.122683 del
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Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.122684 del
any berts using the Clik Valve™ system on their bikes?


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.122685 del
>>122684
shan't be paypigging to use the same air


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:28 [Preview] No.122686 del
>>122681
read it twice to offset your non-reading


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.122687 del
>>122684
I would obliterate them anyway


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.122688 del
>>122684
I'm only using decathlon or china TPU anyway


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.122689 del
>>122684
Why should I?
I have no problems with valves that need to be soled.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:32 [Preview] No.122690 del
>>122684
I have never had any issue with Presta. Why would I buy some proprietary system that doesn't work with standard pumps


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.122691 del
>>122684
no but I have pondered them before because I'm PISSED at presta valve cores coming loose


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.122692 del
>>122691
deacthlon tubes don't have this problem since you can't remove the core. It happened to me with other brands. And I have to admit the lezyne pump isn't amazing for that


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.122693 del
Another year another year of losses for rapha


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.122694 del
>>122692
yea I'm aware tubes like that exist but I'm not using tubes either way


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.122695 del
>>122694
I thought you were on the CHYNA TPU side of things. I'm pretty sure I bought some because you told me but I haven't had a flat on my viennese roadbike in 2 years so they're still in the package


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.122696 del
>>122692
My lesbyne pump keeps on rattling and it's /cyc/'s fault


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 12:56 [Preview] No.122697 del
>>122696
Now this is crazy.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.122698 del
>>122695
nah that can't have been me I had tpu tubes once a long time ago and they didn't even last 2 weeks, the road tire batch I've picked up the past year or so was all race tires and tubes don't last in there and for gravel I've never used anything but tubeless.
I'm on sturdier road tires now but honestly tubeless works really well for me and it's even cheaper than tpu tubes


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:05 [Preview] No.122699 del
>>122696
>>122697
Did you ever play that game Arcanum where the industrial revolution occurs in a world where magic exists, and technology tends to malfunction around magic users?

I think that must be Bertacek, he must be a warlock descended from an old line of Bohemian magicians


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.122700 del
>>122698
Weird. Whatever, they're still here. GP5000 doesn't seem to flat on austrians roads anyway


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.122701 del
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like this (it's not my shoe)


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.122702 del
>>122696
Another skill issue


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:31 [Preview] No.122703 del
>>122701
Why are you wearing someone else's shoe


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.122704 del
>>122701
what if a part of this pump is loose


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.122705 del
>>122704
it is loose, obviously, i shall take a video


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.122706 del
>>122691
>>122692
this was the reason I was looking into it. whats the lifespan of the decathlon tubes?


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:49 [Preview] No.122707 del
>>122706
Forever. They're like 3€ too


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.122708 del
>>122706
Not even I have punctured the Decathlon tubes (yet)


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.122709 del
Another win for Uno X


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.122710 del
>>122709
Based, Magnier washed


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.122711 del
>>122709
ahead of Pogi no less


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.122712 del
been forty five minutes since the video that was promised to us 45 minutes ago


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.122713 del
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my kween I salute you


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.122714 del
>>122710
Got SRAM'ed it seems


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.122715 del
>>122712
probably realized he needs to screw in the connector and is now adding in the sound effects because he's afraid to lose face


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.122716 del
>>122699
have you read Perdido Street Station?


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.122717 del
de lie was in the woutland race


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.122718 del
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Easy win for Voeckler


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.122719 del
We're going to Poone in 32 saars, dis is a wery worring dewelopment.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.122720 del
>>122719
and holland the year after, grim, very grim


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.122721 del
GROVES to Tudor was discussed but Nico DANCE?


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.122722 del
>>122721
denz was a good slave, will bora just be leaders without slaves


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.122723 del
>>122722
Too many chiefs, too few indians.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.122724 del
>>122719
Are the local cyclists like in the social media video from south east asia that bert watches?


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.122725 del
remfever


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 16:04 [Preview] No.122726 del
>>122718
man this is stupid and probably wins except for the people who luck into the right guys for the break or a sneaky top-10


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.122727 del
>>122722
Red Bull ownership looking at guys without a win in years and wondering what they're good for


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 16:06 [Preview] No.122728 del
Sumo in 24!


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 16:07 [Preview] No.122729 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.122730 del
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suissebert's nightmarescape


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.122731 del
>>122716
Yes


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.122732 del
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She really does have quite a tight tummy for such a generous bunda


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 16:50 [Preview] No.122733 del
>>122730
One of these days I need to import Faxe Kondi, so I can hate it like uno-x.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 16:56 [Preview] No.122734 del
Put my first 28mm. It's the beginning of the end. I'm still years away from d*sc on ROAD bike though, unless the TCR gives up on me


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:02 [Preview] No.122735 del
>>122734
I don't need 28mm in Switzerland, but when I rode in France I wished I had wider tires.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:04 [Preview] No.122736 del
>>122735
Yeah they're long overdue.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:18 [Preview] No.122737 del
berts, I'm so excited for the mudracing season


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:23 [Preview] No.122738 del
>>122737
Same, perfect time to pick up the old r*per and do some training with the berts


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:30 [Preview] No.122739 del
>>122734
Piece of modern tech that's definitely not over hyped. Good rubber and wide tires (28-32mm)


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.122740 del
>>122732
Nice tummy.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:32 [Preview] No.122741 del
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lots of road construction is absolutely annihilating my infrastructure right now, I had to do an additional 13k just to get home. Rode roads I've never ridden before, roads I had never seen before, roads I didn't even know were roads


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:34 [Preview] No.122742 del
>>122734
Everyone is switching to 32 now


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.122743 del
>>122738
join the sunday club on mywhoosh and we'll do 30/30's together


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.122744 del
>>122742
How much of a difference is it compared to 28? 28 was massive difference from 23


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.122745 del
>>122744
It is barely noticeable tbh but you feel much less stable and puncture resistant on light gravel if you are a pussy (like me)


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.122746 del
>>122744
I don't know, I'm on 28
my friend switched to 30 last year and swears that it is even better so I assume 32 follow the trend


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No.122747 del
>>122744
a lot less unless you have roads that are consistently bad then every bit is a blessing. If you are very heavy you may notice it more 2bh


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.122748 del
I only run 200 dollars worth of silca tires™ with their 50 dollar tpu tubes™


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 17:59 [Preview] No.122749 del
>>122748
>not tubeless
their sealant is really good and fair priced to be quite honest


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.122750 del
>>122749
I only buy the most expensive products


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:02 [Preview] No.122751 del
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>>122750
holy


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.122752 del
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Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.122753 del
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more positions, the big one has gannas back as the black baseline


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.122754 del
>>122753
mcnuggy is nice
big guys really are kinda fucked huh, Kung looks the worst out of all of them


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:22 [Preview] No.122755 del
>>122754
yea nuggies and marlen look most aesthetic imo
remco's position is crazy though, coupled with very high power for his size it's no surprise he's completely unbeatable. I don't think he'll ever be dethroned if he doesn't fall off


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:26 [Preview] No.122756 del
Who would win if the UCI removed any regulation on TT bikes?


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:31 [Preview] No.122757 del
>>122756
like those triathlon monstrosities?
it'll still be remco, he's close to perfection already


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.122758 del
>>122742
I watched the video of the Australian cycling autists talking about 40mm road tires. Crazy stuff.>>122744


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:35 [Preview] No.122759 del
>>122758
those guys are already running massive mtb tires on their gravel bikes too right?


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.122760 del
>>122756
Our boi Van Schip with an Obree contraption


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.122761 del
>>122759
Dylan Johnson popularized mtb tires on gravel bikes a long time ago because they have lower rolling resistance.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.122762 del
>>122758
you gotta have seriously bad roads or ride a mix of non asphalt terrain and road to get much use out of that 2bh but its good that the option exists for those that need it


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.122763 del
>>122756
How much of a difference would those monstrosities make anyway? 1 km/h?


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.122764 del
Cheap


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.122765 del
>>122756
you mean position regulations? Probably nothing much would change we'd have to ask ganna how much he's restricted right now and what he would benefit from if anything


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:01 [Preview] No.122766 del
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>>122764


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:03 [Preview] No.122767 del
>>122766
sexo


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:07 [Preview] No.122768 del
>>122766
should be cheaper since you're riding around with brand™


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:18 [Preview] No.122769 del
>>122766
looks good


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.122770 del
• New race-barrier standards for the final 200m of WorldTour & Women’s WorldTour races from 2027
• Push for GPS rider tracking at all professional road events
• Road teams will earn UCI Ranking points from riders competing in other disciplines from 2027


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:25 [Preview] No.122771 del
>>122770
> New race-barrier standards for the final 200m of WorldTour & Women’s WorldTour races from 2027
wow finally catching up to belgium from 5 years ago


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.122772 del
>>122768
A 1k extra for a remco edition isn't as much as I'd expected tbh.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:29 [Preview] No.122773 del
>>122772
they also have a random red one for the same price
who the fuck buys this
the normal one is 10.5k


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.122774 del
>>122771
Pls now gib full result list within 15 minutes.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:34 [Preview] No.122775 del
>>122774
sorry bruh they gotta wait till the last guy comes in


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.122776 del
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Those legs look tiny


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:35 [Preview] No.122777 del
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>>122773
imo red and safety jogger replica look best


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.122778 del
>>122773
Who pays 10k for a bike?


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:37 [Preview] No.122779 del
>>122778
dentists


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.122780 del
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>>122778
a very shocking amount of people to be quite honest
some of them among us


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:38 [Preview] No.122781 del
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>>122778
n-not me


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:39 [Preview] No.122782 del
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>>122781
no hiding


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:39 [Preview] No.122783 del
the last time I did a group ride with a local cycling club atleast 75% were riding top tier models of 7k+
and they weren't even that strong


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:41 [Preview] No.122784 del
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>>122783
>7k is basically a starter bike nowadays


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:42 [Preview] No.122785 del
>>122784
the cheap starter bikes are really good these days + chyna lords with cheap endgame bikes
I actually don't see the point in those 8k fredsleds anymore


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.122786 del
>>122783
same here


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:46 [Preview] No.122787 del
>>122766
Remco seethed on that bike, so it's worth the extra penny.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:49 [Preview] No.122788 del
>>122785
Chinese bikes are all so ugly though


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.122789 del
>>122788
I really like quick pro in terms of looks


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 19:54 [Preview] No.122790 del
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I used to be one of them you know. A fredsled haver with no taste. I rode the most expensive aeroad, I was a bad guy. I was the cringe fest on two wheels.
Sometimes I forget, sometimes I pretend that wasn't me but it was. It always will be


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 20:03 [Preview] No.122791 del
>>122790
what happened to it


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 20:10 [Preview] No.122792 del
>>122791
I sold it because I got into aeromaxxing and realized my bikefit was shit and there was no way of getting it even remotely right. Fun fact I sold it in parts and got more out of the frame than it was worth


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.122793 del
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hm


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 20:26 [Preview] No.122794 del
>>122791
police returned it to the owner


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.122795 del
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I'm so glad I don't have the paypig gene. Between bikes and wine, I could be ruined if I chased top end stuff for no reason.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 20:40 [Preview] No.122796 del
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MU23

>Sparfel 2.5
>Alvarez Martinez 4.5
>Bravo 10
>Rowe 15
>Vanhuffel 21
>Huber 26
>Driesen 26
>Lindholm Moller Andersen 29
>Scalco 29
>Kerckhove 34
>Bock 34
>Stiansen 34
>Loulergue 41
>Barry 41
>Soensens 41
>Ježek 41
...
>-Ackowiak 81
>Wiggins 151
>Cisneros 201
>Transneros 201
>Colorado 301
>Andre Sandli Messel 401
>Sims 401
>Urgay 501
>Valjvaec 501
>Moreira 751
>Castro 1001


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 20:49 [Preview] No.122797 del
>RYO Titia
The star wars names need to stop.
She is cute though.


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.122798 del
>>122797
>Glup SHITTO
Oh come on now


Bert 09/23/2026 (Wed) 21:52 [Preview] No.122800 del
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>>122796
I don't think Transneros is real


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 03:55 [Preview] No.122801 del
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>>122792
I forget, what bike are you riding now to get your longer fit?
I've come to realize that the Mondince FM316 gravel bike is essentially perfect for road use if I could just get the stack down. 460 reach in size XL, oh mama, finally could use normal stem sizes. Then even better could be the Avenger TM7 tri bike with normal drop bars, that has 455 reach and 559 stack in size L. I think both are just a bit too long to be UCI legal, but no one would probably care if I put a sticker there.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.122802 del
>>122800
kinda bigoted take but ok


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.122803 del
juliusbert extended until the end of 2028 with uae


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.122804 del
BOGUSŁAWSKI won, cool, I recognize VAHTRA but I have never heard about the rest of these jobbers.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.122805 del
>Seixas is 20
Already washed, sad


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.122806 del
>>122803
Domestiques are rewarded with nice contracts at UAE
Domen and Laengen too


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.122807 del
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Let me guess, you need more?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.122808 del
>>122807
integrated handlebars with shimano cues?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.122809 del
>>122807
some mounts for frame bags would be nice


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 10:45 [Preview] No.122810 del
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>>122807
I need LESS actually


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.122811 del
>"I get the impression that Ganna didn't even try anymore," the Dutch analyst Zonneveld observes. "At the first intermediate check, the gap was already 23 seconds. I think he paced himself conservatively and ensured he would finish second regardless. I don't think he made any attempt to go with him and make things difficult for Evenepoel. You can tell by his pace."

Kek this guy is such a cunt


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.122812 del
>>122811
ganna says he did all time best power and these journos (and remco) say nah lol you didn't
bunch of cunts


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.122813 del
>>122812
>>122811
A journo being a retard is OK, but remco's is a bit harder to justify


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:02 [Preview] No.122814 del
So next year there are only 13 ProTeams left. And that is including Novo Nordisk which doesn't really count. Maybe Picnic doesn't survive either. Cycling is DYING


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.122815 del
>>122814
By 2030 they will have devoteams as proteams


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:09 [Preview] No.122816 del
>>122814
>>122815
Pro teams probably have expenses similar to WT teams yet 1/10 of income.
Conti teams will continue to exist
There will always be Dukla Banska Bystrice


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:15 [Preview] No.122817 del
>>122814
surely the fine paypigberts here can put money together for a team


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:16 [Preview] No.122818 del
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Utterly based zoomer.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:21 [Preview] No.122819 del
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>>122818
A refreshing take
Czech athletes usualy have mentality like:
>top 10 would be a success
>i am glad i qualified
>we are here to enjoy it


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:32 [Preview] No.122820 del
>>122818
based little maniac


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.122821 del
>>122818
after the sheer amount of doping and institutional corruption it indeed would be


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:41 [Preview] No.122822 del
>>122821
Cope


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.122823 del
>>122821
Based noticer calling it out as it is


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.122824 del
>>122822
he gained more watts in one (one[1]) offseason than pog gained in 3 years but lets call it natty lol
talent lol (used to be on the level of widar btw).


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:47 [Preview] No.122825 del
>>122824
It's called growing up


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.122826 del
>>122818
Based
>>122821
Based


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 12:59 [Preview] No.122827 del
>>122824
It's like Pogi's transformation under Sola but with +40W instead of +20W


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.122828 del
So Belgian doping is fine but we can't do it?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.122829 del
>>122828
Who's dopping


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:22 [Preview] No.122830 del
>>122829
WOUT


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.122831 del
>>122801
lets not talk about my incorrect silly little choices
gravel bike looks good yeah I'm not even asking for much, 75° sta (or even just 74° with no offset) with size L in length and size S in stack would be alright for me.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.122832 del
>>122831
Yeah that's pretty reasonable, shouldn't be too hard for bike brands to get it right


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:34 [Preview] No.122833 del
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i don't even know the crank arm length of me bike, let alone some angles and reaches


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.122834 del
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UNO-X absolutely and totally zero (nada) decency
WELLENS humiliated


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:47 [Preview] No.122835 del
>>122834
Who the hell is svarre


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:48 [Preview] No.122836 del
>>122835
a dopeur


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.122838 del
>>122832
yes but it's not happening ever it's hopeless. They will rise stack again next
>>122833
why NOT


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.122839 del
Who the fuck are even these uno-x riders?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.122840 del
>>122814
So there's space for our very own team, please pay the minimum wage yourself and travel expenses aren't covered. To proof a point we'll be using used bikes or byo bike. Mechanical shifting is mandatory, I'll allow disc brakes for non flat stages. Bertaczek is our team mechanic, so learn to fix your bikes yourselves.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.122841 del
>>122838
i only care about gearing, please pay attention


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.122842 del
Flower of Bohemia stuck in chase pathetique


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.122843 del
>>122841
did you know longer cranks make gearing easier? Food for THOUGHT


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.122844 del
>>122842
KWABsnikova


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:55 [Preview] No.122845 del
Oh it -snitschkowa


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.122846 del
>>122835
I picked this asshole lately for a top 30 spot and he got fucking nothing


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.122847 del
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Might be on the menu tonigh
Meanwhile, Czechoslovakia is back in Canada


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.122848 del
>random canadian lad goes uphill faster than the femmes superstars


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:19 [Preview] No.122849 del
mechanical comicale!


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.122850 del
So, is this UNO X jobber week or what?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.122851 del
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bruh


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:27 [Preview] No.122852 del
>>122838
Ridley are already doing it with their gravel bike and the Noah fast though


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.122853 del
that one norwegian lass looks like she's twice the width of a normal femme


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:33 [Preview] No.122854 del
>>122851
rumor on the streets is dumoulin lobbied for this one personally


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:34 [Preview] No.122855 del
chute


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:36 [Preview] No.122856 del
someone that top 10'd the tdf and giro and lbl shouldn't be allowed to ride the U23 championship anymore


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.122857 del
>>122856
What if they were 11th in all these races


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.122858 del
so this is where Napoleon was deported after his prank


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.122860 del
>>122857
that would be vinke, she's also riding
been pro for like 4 years
even worse if you ask me


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.122861 del
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Lombardia profile. Remcobros..


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.122862 del
>>122856
Who?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.122863 del
>>122862
the good holmgren


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.122864 del
>>122856
wasn't there a rule against that anyways or is that just for MEN


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.122865 del
>>122864
only dirty sexist MEN are subject to these rules


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.122866 del
>>122852
also true but they will stand alone


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.122867 del
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UAE level of variety in winners


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.122868 del
>>122865
serves them right!


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.122869 del
yeoman betrayal


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.122870 del
bertacekesque cadency on a 2% slope


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.122871 del
KWABsnickova


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.122872 del
(3.94 MB 956x964 Fun Begins Now.webm)


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.122873 del
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>>122851
At least there will be delicious eats!


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:35 [Preview] No.122874 del
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>>122873
These AI outputs are getting really convincing.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:44 [Preview] No.122875 del
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Lombardia going the other way for a change.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.122876 del
>>122875
come on bert...


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.122877 del
>>122874
Plot twist: It's not AI


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:49 [Preview] No.122878 del
>>122876
no attention paid today


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:56 [Preview] No.122879 del
>>122861
probably good for memco, he's always good in san sebastian


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.122880 del
Sumo in 30!


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 15:59 [Preview] No.122881 del
dutch girl SRAMMED


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.122882 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.122883 del
so before I turn on the end of the race, are the Dutch youngsters as cooperative as their older counterparts?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.122884 del
ciabatta dropped


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:05 [Preview] No.122885 del
do czechs celebrate when a slovakian wins


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.122886 del
>>122877
Once they deal with high contrast, natural randomness and especially impossible body parts we are fucked as well, not only boomers.
>>122879
That's exactly what I thought, very donostiasque, can't believe the doped squeaker will prevail, or del dopo.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.122887 del
so CHADonova has this?

not full list of the pelotao behind, because the infographic was moving on too quickly:
bego
fergueson
reinhaut
vinke
swierengea
coupland
dixon
londono
czapla
hutter
winter
huys


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.122888 del
>>122883
they hate eachother less as they have less talent so no wins to steal from eachother


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:08 [Preview] No.122889 del
tinke winke holding on


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:09 [Preview] No.122890 del
Cat kwak


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.122891 del
kek, the guys commuting by bike on their way home quicker than the femmes. on the left lane.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.122892 del
Czapla, born in Ruda, Schlesien, that's why she rides for Deutschland.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.122893 del
the Australians in the role of the dutch for this episode


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.122894 del
Rai disappointed by the lack of Italian girls in G2.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.122895 del
>>122892
I am claiming both her and SWIERENGA, that name has to have some Polish ancestry.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.122896 del
>>122895
It's Dutch, Bert


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.122897 del
>>122895
SWIERENGA has Dutch family and has been living here since a young age


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:19 [Preview] No.122898 del
>>122896
>>122897
How. If it was SWIERETSMA ok, -ENGA?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:20 [Preview] No.122899 del
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>The Swierenga (originally spelled Swieringa) family traces its ancestry back to at least the 17th century in the northern Dutch province of Groningen.

Aright then. Maybe Baukebert's family.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.122900 del
>>122898
-ENGA is a northern ending of last names


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.122901 del
>>122898
many inga's in friesland I think
which is borderline a foreign country in terms of language


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.122902 del
>>122901
-INGA I'd get, I remember Johnny Heihinha. -STRA, -TSMA, ok but -ENGA got me all crosseyed.
Would be a perfrect transcription for Polish name Świeręga. The issue is that I juust checked, no one bears that name in Poland.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.122903 del
some say seixas is still sleeping at this finish line


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.122904 del
I still don't see grug doing it on this climb tbh


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.122905 del
moors mort


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.122906 del
>>122904
He'll be cooked by lap 8.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:33 [Preview] No.122907 del
slovakian wheelsucker is just wheelsucking. I guess she will simply outsprint the leaf stick.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.122908 del
random shirtless chad


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.122909 del
>>122908
captain canada > captain america


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.122910 del
sure the slovakian girl does not fuck this up


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.122911 del
chladonova losing precious watts with her wrappers out


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.122912 del
her legs are so ridiculously thin


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:45 [Preview] No.122913 del
>>122912
almost as thin as parrot-painters legs


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.122914 del
so what's your verdict? does this deserve to be a race or could they have just started together with the elites?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.122915 del
chladovona finally winning at the worlds for once.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:49 [Preview] No.122916 del
sagan wins


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.122917 del
Ahoj Slovensko.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.122918 del
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czechoslovakia


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:52 [Preview] No.122919 del
>>122873
bruh..


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.122920 del
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Urska Pintar and playful tootsies colab, who says no.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.122921 del
>>122920
please don't speak those words, they are very triggering
I spotted him in some random thread again on another board too recently


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.122922 del
>>122921
These are just words Bertman, they cannot hurt you.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:16 [Preview] No.122923 del
>>122920
vile


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:27 [Preview] No.122924 del
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never heard from that arry adson guy again


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.122925 del
>De Noronha Diego Antonio (Zimbabwe) is dropped from peloton
bro we're 2.2 km in


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:36 [Preview] No.122926 del
>Kee-Tui Carlos Alexander (Zimbabwe) is dropped
another one bites the dust


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.122927 del
guy who's off the front looks awfully ILLEGAL to me


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.122928 del
>>122924
>Adson's younger brother is named Finlay
I would be worried
>SEIXAS went from losing 4 minutes on FINN to putting 4 minutes on everyone not named POGACAR or DEL DOPO
curious


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:41 [Preview] No.122929 del
>>122928
YES CURIOUS INNIT how does that make sense huh, weird


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.122930 del
>>122928
rounder gels


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:43 [Preview] No.122931 del
Go easy berts because you have to deal with him for 15 years


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:44 [Preview] No.122932 del
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>>122931
Are you saying those past 5 years of POGACAR were but a warmup?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.122933 del
>rider wins
>DOPAGE
>rider loses
>FRAUD
curious


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.122934 del
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>>122931
him and every other current year doper will be washed by the time pog retires and we'll have a whole batch of new freaks


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.122935 del
>>122928
what is it with all the finns and finnlays?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.122936 del
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what bike brand is this?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.122937 del
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>>122933
simple as


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.122938 del
>>122935
Wasn't there some Harry Potter character called that? I only read the first tome, it was very comfy but I was already too old for it.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.122939 del
>>122936
snap works


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.122940 del
>>122936
FACTOR


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.122941 del
>>122934
He'll be able to dope as much as possible until he wins the tour though.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.122942 del
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proper team that


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.122943 del
>>122942
Five musketeers.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:53 [Preview] No.122944 del
now I remember why you should watch the first 2 laps, seeing the guest nation riders getting dropped like 46 from Czechia is funny.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.122945 del
>>122944
if only he had 1 more gear


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.122946 del
>>122942
frenchest sounding team I've seen in some time

Lancelot is a bit peculiar but the rest... incroyable


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.122947 del
>>122944
absolutely comical how they all explode off the peloton
>SOLIS Adrian (Nicaragua) is dropped from peloton
>ERÜLKÜ Ege (Türkiye) is struggling to hold on in peloton
wish I could start for Malawi 2bh


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:55 [Preview] No.122948 del
heh, they cut away from the American flag with a peculiar message pretty quickly


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.122949 del
>GARRELTS Sylvan (United States) is dropped
I hope SUPPI Sebastian from Estonia makes it to the finish


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 17:59 [Preview] No.122950 del
some guy riding in the team UAE kit. what do you mean he rides for the actual country?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:00 [Preview] No.122951 del
>>122946
can't get more French than Simon Defrance.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:03 [Preview] No.122952 del
vic not so smet anymore


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:06 [Preview] No.122953 del
squeaker dead and down


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:07 [Preview] No.122954 del
Bonnet down


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:07 [Preview] No.122955 del
Squeaking because of head on collision with that narrow fence?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:07 [Preview] No.122956 del
scream louder little mouse


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.122957 del
>>122904
If France rides like pog UAE as they should he's dead. But I'm afraid Voeckler will want to be too smart for that


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.122958 del
do you believe in Jesus? he rides for Portugal.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:13 [Preview] No.122959 del
It's anudda shoah.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.122960 del
bertolo would have forgotten his bidons if it weren't for the DS


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:16 [Preview] No.122961 del
Cazzo di squadra incoming, dude was ready to f1 pit-stop it.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.122962 del
rider 99 from Texas disappointed that he's a fraud and had to give up


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.122963 del
let me call the German Luane. meanwhile Rai rather showing Zurich again where Finn won.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:24 [Preview] No.122964 del
>>122924
all I know is he rides on a custom chyna bike


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.122965 del
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found the optimal ratio


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:29 [Preview] No.122966 del
>>122965
perfection, what's the HR looking like?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:33 [Preview] No.122967 del
>>122965
lactate status?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.122968 del
the small Belgian is the next Widar?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:36 [Preview] No.122969 del
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>>122966
could probably go 5W higher and get a full threshold workout


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:37 [Preview] No.122970 del
guys, it's not winters season


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:38 [Preview] No.122971 del
>>122970
no it is, she just got 4th


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:38 [Preview] No.122972 del
team polska weak quitters


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.122973 del
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Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:39 [Preview] No.122974 del
>>122971
heh


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:40 [Preview] No.122975 del
wtf kinda name is Yasu, sounds like some yoghurt brand


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:43 [Preview] No.122976 del
>FARK


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:45 [Preview] No.122977 del
don't think I've ever dropped a chain on any of my current bikes


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.122978 del
chute denmark


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:47 [Preview] No.122979 del
>L. Martinez
isn't lenny too old for this?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 18:51 [Preview] No.122980 del
>KUNTARIČ ŽIBERT Vanja
is this ourguy?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.122981 del
UCI bullies removing riders from premises


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:07 [Preview] No.122982 del
>After five months of monitoring, the first data from the road cycling crash study, conducted since March 2026 at UCI WorldTour and UCI Women's WorldTour events, show that injuries are generally more frequent and more severe among female riders than male riders, with a return to competition that takes on average twice as long. This unprecedented study, which is ongoing, will help guide future risk-reduction measures and validate their effectiveness based on the reference database being built.

Anyone seen the data? how bad is it that they post this in an official UCI press release


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:14 [Preview] No.122983 del
get that Belgian water bottle lady some tighter jeans


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:15 [Preview] No.122984 del
>>122982
I thought the problem was the speed


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.122985 del
do you think the ukrainian escapes the draft if he wins


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.122986 del
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>>122965
did the very opposite


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.122987 del
>>122982
nope
I assume the femmes take more damage because the female body is generally speaking more frail?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:19 [Preview] No.122988 del
grande watts are being pushed


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:21 [Preview] No.122989 del
>>122986
why the low rpm bertman


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.122990 del
>>122989
my rpm is around 60...


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:24 [Preview] No.122991 del
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>>122989
unironically I ran out of virtual gears


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.122992 del
chute comical UAE


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.122993 del
CASTRO abandon


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.122994 del
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>>122991
why the FUCK are virtual gears restricted? Why are there not infinity gears going ever easier until the trainer can no longer decrease resistance


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.122995 del
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>>122991
you can adjoost them


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.122996 del
>>122991
they run out? sure am glad I never paypigged for the orange bumhole


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.122997 del
No PolACK left. ACKOWIAK and GOSZCZURNY better pan out QUICK.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.122998 del
>>122982
is it something similar to femmes football where they get easier knee injuries due to a difference in body geometry


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.122999 del
>>122994
>>122995
>>122996
I rode the Angliru on Rouvy at, idk if you can config them, apparently on Strava the lowest gear is 0.75 ratio, not sure if it applies here also


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.123000 del
12 with an R.EV helmet heh. but why is Remco having a Dutch rider in his dev team?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:41 [Preview] No.123001 del
>>122999
>I rode the Angliru
well, that one is supposed to be very steep.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.123002 del
>>123000
wait till you see Oumi's cousin on the team


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.123003 del
>>123001
Oh of course, i find it hilarious that something virtual can run out. It's akin to "we ran of virtual licenses"


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.123004 del
>>123002
the Moroccan? seems to have decent enough results to become a conti jobber.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:45 [Preview] No.123005 del
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is GAYANT the next SEIXAS?
I thought VASSAL was the next SEIXAS


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.123006 del
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>>123003
and it was very funny seeing the famous roads
>curva Walter Pools, which I ran at like 4 km/h (compared to 20 km/h)
>curva Nibali where he famously exploded


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.123007 del
>>123005
well it certainly isn't BONNET
because he's ded


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.123008 del
>>123005
Le Pann is the next seixas


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.123009 del
they should start closing the gap at the back


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.123010 del
Is Owen Kings a common German name?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.123011 del
>>123010
'bout as common as Jason Osborne I wager (not at all)


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.123012 del
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>If Remco wins on Sunday: "He wins just because Pogacar is not here"

>If Remco loses Sunday: "He is finished against the new generation"
even in victory he can but lose


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.123013 del
the one spaniard doesn't want to work for the other


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.123014 del
kek this is classic junior racing, those guys at the front might make it


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.123015 del
DEFRANCE in difficulty, digging deep


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.123016 del
italian tactics


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.123017 del
And then they stop and everyone is back zusammen


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.123018 del
di espana? no de france!


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.123019 del
noval is a nervous retard but he is very strong


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.123020 del
I've seen enough, France has this in the bag


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:12 [Preview] No.123021 del
NOVAL is the next LAZKANO


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.123022 del
a noval approach is needed


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.123023 del
Mas will do the exact same in the elite race


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.123024 del
lots of squeaking going on


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.123025 del
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adjusted


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.123026 del
that kings guy is grug
the fench duo is memco and del taco
noval is seixas


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:24 [Preview] No.123027 del
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the fuck


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.123028 del
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betrayal?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.123029 del
thought noval rode for ineos, why is he on an MMR bike


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.123030 del
De Lie-esque climbing from Defrance


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.123031 del
There he is, Eoin KINGS, announced by Malawibert.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.123032 del
hettegger the next Gall? I'm not talking about Gall Stare.


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:47 [Preview] No.123033 del
>>123029
beautiful geometry and colors though


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:49 [Preview] No.123034 del
Defrance only ended up losing like 5 seconds in 2 laps, not bad


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:50 [Preview] No.123035 del
>>123029
his dad is (was?) sports director at MMR Academy so probably some connections


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.123036 del
>>123035
makes sense, thought the ineos guys would have given him a penisrello already
guess they're too cheap


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.123037 del
G3 showing WT teams that they've already mastered slurping


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:53 [Preview] No.123038 del
>>123037
to be fair 1 and 2 are long gone and they're riding for a medal now


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.123039 del
>>123038
They didn't have to let the slovene come back though


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.123040 del
noval not even breathing


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.123041 del
The next...?


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.123042 del
SPAIN


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.123043 del
KANGZ


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.123044 del
>>123039
he was dead as fuck


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.123045 del
kings kwab


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.123046 del
funny sprint


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:56 [Preview] No.123047 del
I'm going to a music festival on sunday, not sure how much of the race I'll see...


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.123048 del
JEGG-SKIL-DJR (CLUB) at it again


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.123049 del
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>which names will be utterly forgotten


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:58 [Preview] No.123050 del
8 Hincapie
9 Sand(l)er


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 22:21 [Preview] No.123051 del
>>122753
>the /cyc/ centipede


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 22:22 [Preview] No.123052 del
>>123049
Staring at Gals is NOT okay


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 22:25 [Preview] No.123053 del
>>122818
absolutely adjusting


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 22:34 [Preview] No.123054 del
JAKOBSEN back to his winning ways after triumphing in the infamous GP Dr. Eugeen Roggeman Stekene
adjust accordingly for the Münsterland Giro


Bert 09/24/2026 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.123055 del
>>123054
First win since his legendary win at the International Rundfart of Turkey back in 2024


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 04:40 [Preview] No.123056 del
Grug is sandbagging hard


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.123057 del
>le sélectionneur des juniors espagnols exclu pour excès de vitesse en pleine course
>Des images publiées sur les réseaux sociaux montrent le véhicule d’Eleuterio Anguita Hinojosas avancer à très haute vitesse sur le parcours de la course à Montréal, au point de décoller.

Top kek. Couldn't find the vids though


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.123058 del
>>123056
Looking at the juniors and femmes there is so little time to recover between climbs when you get dropped by a featherweight.
I really don't see him compete


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:42 [Preview] No.123059 del
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>>123057
Let's see if this works


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:47 [Preview] No.123060 del
>>123059
lmao


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.123061 del
>>123059
car goes vrooom


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 06:08 [Preview] No.123062 del
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Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.123063 del
>>123059
That was one panic adjoostment from Liveleak content.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 06:48 [Preview] No.123064 del
>>123062
Bert this was posted like 10 posts above yours


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 07:49 [Preview] No.123065 del
>>123064
visma unlocked fetkobsen so he wins kermis races again. big win!


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 07:50 [Preview] No.123066 del
>>123064
no pic = no attention
I can't read every post in these threads


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 07:55 [Preview] No.123067 del
>>123066
Based broccolihead, add some subway surfers next to the pic too


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.123068 del
Holmgren has like 150w sprint


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.123069 del
>>123068
(6W/Kg)


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.123070 del
wins 1 out of 3 NAT level races and that's worthy of a headline for pissma
yeah bro he's back he's so back - I can't post it but imagine a wout picture going 😐


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.123071 del
I've met my rape nemesis in raping in the TT position. Dunno how those triathletes do it. Easy endurance is fine, closer to lt1 is fine, but sweetspot/threshold, no chance. Something about doing long stretches of high power on the trainer while tucked in is just soulsucking. Had to call it in after 15min and just proceed on the basebar, and even that wasn't too easy since the drop from saddle to basebar is bigger than riding on the drops on the road bike. Outside the TT position feels fine but inside, nah.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.123072 del
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>>123071


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:40 [Preview] No.123073 del
>rape nemesis
The things I learn here.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.123074 del
>>123059
looks like 150 kph, for what purpose


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.123075 del
>>123074
Noval was thirsty please understand


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.123076 del
>>123074
Gotta go fast


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.123077 del
>>123066
This is why I use Instagram screenshots for all my posts


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.123078 del
>>123059
Typical SUV driver


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.123079 del
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Seixas already auramaxxing and chadmogging chuds like Del Toro and Remco


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:03 [Preview] No.123080 del
>>123078
truth


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:29 [Preview] No.123081 del
>>123079
Sivakov is a true mercenary kwak


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 10:51 [Preview] No.123082 del
>>123081
True Frenchman working for the chosen one as soon as he could


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 11:39 [Preview] No.123083 del
>>123079
>Pavel Slaveakov


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.123084 del
Lennergy is occurring


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 12:57 [Preview] No.123085 del
>>123084
About to get Svarre'd


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.123086 del
I can feel the lennergy


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:29 [Preview] No.123087 del
Max Walscheid retires from racing - and moves into a new role at CRIVIT Performance Center


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.123088 del
>>123087
fraud


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:41 [Preview] No.123089 del
>"For me, there was never a doubt for a single second that I wanted to ride for Lidl-Trek"
t. Vas Blanka


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.123090 del
>>123087
What happens in the cervix performance center


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.123091 del
that obvious motodopage


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:51 [Preview] No.123092 del
G1 slurpage


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.123093 del
DNF Martinez wins


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:54 [Preview] No.123094 del
>>123093
1st win since Feb 2024


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.123095 del
>>123094
Didn't even have to check, that Algarve outsprint of Remco, heh. Eons ago.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.123096 del
oh, I missed the guest nation jobbers getting dropped already.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.123097 del
>>123090
👉🏿👌🏿


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.123098 del
Ashlin Barry about to stunt on these Yuro bitches


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.123099 del
imagine getting mogged on the rampa by a guy on a fucking heavy bike sharing bike.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.123100 del
imagine getting outpaced by a runner with a Mexican flag


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.123101 del
The souful choice


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.123102 del
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>>123101


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.123103 del
>>123102
I wonder if any of the italians would even help eachother


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.123104 del
>>123103
They usually race together, but no one is a fav so there is no helping needed


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.123105 del
Skujins is gonna get top 5 again but he is fucking 20 velocoins


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.123106 del
>79 Mechanical problem for ACKowiak
>78 acceleration by Goszczurny
heh, if only team polska had radios


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.123107 del
Consider this: Primoz ROGLIC


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.123108 del
>>123105
most riders worth a result are 20+ velocoins bert


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.123109 del
>>123105
skujins, healy, squinn skinnhead are all top 5 material


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 15:53 [Preview] No.123110 del
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>Gr. ARSAC-BUSH


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.123111 del
>>123110
We could all use a little more bush in our lives


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.123112 del
Ok, what are the 1st world cycling countries.
Basically west of Oder, Elbe, sans Portugal, microstates?


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.123113 del
>the city of spain


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.123114 del
>>123112
France
Belgium
Italy
Spain
Netherlands
United States of America


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.123115 del
hector found wanting


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.123116 del
>>123114
No Bongland, Ireland? DACH?


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.123117 del
My boy MOREIRA gonna be campeon del mundo


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.123118 del
Sumo in 16 mins!


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.123119 del
Next POGACAR goes


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.123120 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.123121 del
>>123116
brits don't count, they had a small stint of state sponsored doping but they don't have a large stream of relevant talents anymore
cycling in bongland is also horrible judging from personal experience


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.123122 del
egglord without glasses, madman


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.123123 del
>>123121
>don't have a large stream of relevant talents anymore
They didn't after skyborg collapsed but each time I see some smaller race I see some Union Jacks involved. Not to mention all your brennoids, toilets, tarlings (technically one tarling as of late), onleys, pooles, koerdts.
Roche, Kelly and a bunch of Dan Martins too little, fair enough.
But Germany and Schweiz have to be first nations. Austria perhaps not.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.123124 del
PŘIDAL PARCHEGGIO


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.123125 del
Oh yes, Danmark?


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.123126 del
>>123125
No. Just like UK, they've had a moment here or there but aren't part of the first world cycling nations.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.123127 del
>>123123
but cycling doesn't live there as much as in the OG founders
have you ever seen a NORF pint drinker on the side of the road for brennan? only GCN nerds care


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.123128 del
>U23 doing more laps than elite


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.123129 del
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Ok real one with grug


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.123130 del
>>123128
isn't it the same? 12 laps?


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:36 [Preview] No.123131 del
>>123127
Ok, once Tango visits ToB we put them in.
>BANG BANG
>SKOR SAM FAKING WATTS


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.123132 del
holy fucking zoomer spaniards, GRIM GRIM GRIM


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.123133 del
>>123130
13 for U23


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:38 [Preview] No.123134 del
>>123131
unironically if they put a tango like drummer on the top of a hill somewhere I will change my mind


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:40 [Preview] No.123135 del
>>123133
>Hommes U23 174.2km, 3488m
>Hommes 273.4km 3578m
top kek


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.123136 del
cameron fucking piece of shit rodgers riding on pure hatred


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.123137 del
I feel like they've forgotten about barry in front


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.123138 del
>>123137
Could be, very tanky to still TT away.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.123139 del
>>123137
Dude pretty strong


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.123140 del
>>123136
based seether


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.123141 del
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To the bert asking about real nations


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.123142 del
I'm getting suspicous of motor pacing for the local rider


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.123143 del
>>123141
And polderlands and dolcevita and we are set?


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.123144 del
>>123143
No that's it


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.123145 del
barry boy has to ride the climb of his life now


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.123146 del
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Suspicious


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.123147 del
>>123143
Why not Italy then?
I will run with it and tell as gospel to my cycling second worlders, let's have a consensus.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.123148 del
PATHETIC
mandatory retirement for G3


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.123149 del
>>123147
italy is in his pic?


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.123150 del
>>123149
No sir.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.123151 del
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>>123146
Dad was a dirty Canadian doper.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.123152 del
I don't think they know he's in front


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.123153 del
I'm squeaking


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.123154 del
>>123151
Of course


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.123155 del
>>123149
Kek, yes sir. Ok. Case closed.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.123156 del
Looks doable for a 75kg+ DOPED rider


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.123157 del
It's his birthday as well.
Birthdayboy dopage.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.123158 del
the others aren't exactly riding like they want to win


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.123159 del
>>123158
G2 syndrome


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.123160 del
>>123158
Can't believe they were not shouted at that he is in front.
But they didn't look like they have had any sense of urgency at any moment.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.123161 del
>>123159
they're not even attacking eachother


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.123162 del
>>123159
Well innit they don't want to pull Sparfel to the finish?


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:12 [Preview] No.123163 del
the girls already lining up for the doped gigachad


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:14 [Preview] No.123164 del
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>>123098
apologize


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.123165 del
>>123098
never doubted him for a second (doper)


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.123166 del
All that to shed SCALCO and not much more.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.123167 del
Not.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.123168 del
>racing for minor places where there are none
tsk


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.123169 del
perfect attack from driesen only to just stop
frustrating race to watch
deserved win though, giga attack


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.123170 del
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Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.123172 del
USA USA USA
USA USA USA
USA USA USA
USA USA USA
USA USA USA


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.123173 del
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Ridiculously embarassing


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:19 [Preview] No.123174 del
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Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.123175 del
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YEHAW


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.123176 del
Looks like ALVAREZ just learned he is not first, with that bar whack.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.123177 del
>>123176
seething because he didn't do anything for 3 laps


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No.123178 del
I don't think my boy Berto MONTI gonna score big medal for czech'emia


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:24 [Preview] No.123179 del
Heh, when I was a kid skyscrapers meant civilization.
Now all I see is soulless jewish daycare.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.123180 del
>>123178
For us second worlders, together with Bertele, the best they can do is G4.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.123181 del
Or third worlders, need to leave G2 to those who win bigly.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.123182 del
>>123181
kwiato reaches you to 2nd world
bertacek has svorada and kreuziger and stybi but those guy don't really have the highest peaks


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:31 [Preview] No.123183 del
>born in girona
genetically formed to be a cycloslop influencer


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:33 [Preview] No.123184 del
>>123182
But its a one off, if I get anudda couple monuments winner and an ANIOŁKOWSKI+ fatguy then I can accept the invitation.
I have also MAJKA for those guys from Czechy.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.123185 del
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Tick tock, Seixas


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.123186 del
>>123185
Seixas will have blood like tar if he needs to gain another 10% watts this off season


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:39 [Preview] No.123187 del
>>123185
>19 years old
>still rides for a development team
He better be signed up for a good university so he can get a comfy desk job. Too late to make it in cycling.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:40 [Preview] No.123188 del
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Woutists, this race was the blueprint for victory on Sunday


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.123189 del
>>123188
grug and wout will never be allowed to ride
skujins however...


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:45 [Preview] No.123190 del
barry 0 stars by axelgaard


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.123191 del
>>123190
Axwlgods... we will have to add more riders to our 1 and 2 star categories.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.123192 del
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>>123191
generational fumble tbh, dude was 4th in the TT


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.123193 del
>>123192
BRAVO Henrique heh that's a 4 starer if I've ever seen one


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.123194 del
>>123192
at least he could spare a star for my man Rafael Barbas


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.123195 del
belgian guy squeaking super hard in his interview lmao


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.123196 del
Whereven is WIDAR Jarno


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.123197 del
>>123195
details!


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.123198 del
>>123195
>"I felt good during the race, but apparently one rider was significantly stronger than the rest. Or perhaps other things were going on."

>Driesen continued without going into detail: "I find it strange that the five of us were working together in the rotation yet didn't gain a single second. Some people might say I'm a bad loser, but I do have my doubts about it."


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.123199 del
>>123196
pro riders can't farm U23 anymore and he wasn't invited for the pros because nys


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:06 [Preview] No.123200 del
>>123196
he couldn't even do u23 if he was allowed to because seixas talked shit about him in that regard


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.123201 del
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>>123198
the shanty town of belgium


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:12 [Preview] No.123202 del
the text doesn't even do it justice, dude almost has tears in his eyes in the video
powerful squeak felt across the nation


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:15 [Preview] No.123203 del
>>123146
His dad is a us postal and sky dopeur


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:17 [Preview] No.123204 del
So strategy for Sunday is ez, just attack early as there won't be an organized hunt and G2 will eventually slurp because they don't want to work together.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:25 [Preview] No.123205 del
>>123199
>>123200
runners under 150cm should be allowed to start U23s regardless


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:27 [Preview] No.123206 del
>>123204
Yep, some of the comet-like drivers will miss the slag.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.123207 del
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adjusted


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.123208 del
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Cute


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:43 [Preview] No.123209 del
SDWorx signed PFPs cousin lmao


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:47 [Preview] No.123210 del
>>123209
But she's a gr*vel racer.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:49 [Preview] No.123211 del
>>123209
rode a better season than most


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.123212 del
Races in the yuro evenings are comfy


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.123213 del
>>123210
femmes teams are so desperate for any rider that could possibly deliver fast that most are scouting outside of cycling, as the current bunch could transition from rowing/iceskating/r*nning or whatever and compete


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.123214 del
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>>123212
Extremely.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.123215 del
>>123212
yep


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.123216 del
>>123212
For me it's the 15:00 CX race. Perfect time to r*pe after a hard day at work


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:09 [Preview] No.123217 del
>>123143
We are a guest nation. We have no races. And no runners now that Mathieu is basically retired


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.123218 del
>>123217
But you have multiple big gańadors, the whole scene, the Dutch corner.
Lack of races is indeed an issue THOUGH.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.123219 del
At the end of the pedalton, runners are getting lacheed


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.123220 del
Barry being a model of body positivity with his 77 kg breathes lots of hopium into the lungs of woutists and gruggers alike


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.123221 del
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Fark, this is grim. Maybe my mind just handed you over some Vlaamse names.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.123222 del
>>123221
some absolute legends though


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.123223 del
>>123220
I'm a grug believer


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:30 [Preview] No.123224 del
>>123222
Yes indeed, but I have no idea who are misters 5, 8 or 10.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:31 [Preview] No.123225 del
>>123223
nonsense you are a seixas ultra
you can't be both


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:32 [Preview] No.123226 del
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>>123222
For yours I only have no idea who mister 10 is.

Perhaps this is some simple and quite telling, even if completely out of arse test.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:35 [Preview] No.123227 del
Recalling everyone from top 10 for France and Italy.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.123228 del
Don't know who André Darrigade is but this asshole is 97 and doesn't seem to have a date of death yet.


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:38 [Preview] No.123229 del
>>123226
nice mix of eras


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:40 [Preview] No.123230 del
the ranking is weird though, van springel top 10 because he statpadded bordeaux paris but absolute beasts like Rik Van Steenbergen lower


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.123231 del
>>123225
I actually think voeckler will mess it up


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 19:43 [Preview] No.123232 del
flower of bohemia lachee


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:10 [Preview] No.123233 del
Is a /cyc/ meetup Sunday possible?

>haven't posted in so long i can't post images.
>berts still won't come 'ome to /cyc/


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.123234 del
>>123224
WHAT. Hennie Kuiper has 4 different Monuments
>>123228
I talk about André Darrigade all the time. PAY MORE ATTENTION


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.123235 del
>>123231
huh
$DOP is up up UP


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.123236 del
>>123231
how even, he made sure to bring all jobbers to work for seixas
eliminated all betrayals by gregoire or lenny


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:19 [Preview] No.123237 del
Czech TV salivating over czech lassie in G4 or something


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:26 [Preview] No.123238 del
G3 might catch them all if they slurp


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.123239 del
SLURP


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.123240 del
gotta say WJ racing lacks the panache of the usual ciclismo


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:31 [Preview] No.123241 del
G2 catches up


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:34 [Preview] No.123242 del
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Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:35 [Preview] No.123243 del
They are slurping, so I can fit one more post here


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.123244 del
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Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.123245 del
meh, the next ostiz won


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:36 [Preview] No.123246 del
Worst looking sprint I've ever seen


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.123247 del
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How doped are the spaniards


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.123248 del
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Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:37 [Preview] No.123249 del
absolutely gross mann


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 20:57 [Preview] No.123250 del
warm weather is BACK for the next couple weeks yeehaw


Bert 09/25/2026 (Fri) 21:03 [Preview] No.123251 del
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>>123250
BIG rides tomorrow and on monday are on the menu


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 02:31 [Preview] No.123252 del
>>123236
playing the tactic card because JEGAT is in the break with quinn simmons or something


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 04:35 [Preview] No.123253 del
One last bus trip this morning. Saying goodbye to beautiful cevennes


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 05:27 [Preview] No.123254 del
>Driesen continued without going into detail: "I find it strange that the five of us were circling around and didn't get a second closer. Some people will say that I am a bad loser, but I have my doubts."
Kek they have a pipeline of seething manlets?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 07:03 [Preview] No.123255 del
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Poyand Lake is Polska territory
My boy Joonas POORAID third


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.123256 del
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No idea what to wear, they say it's 10 degrees right now, 20 at noon, but it looks like it's torty


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 07:08 [Preview] No.123257 del
>>123256
layers you can take off ofcourse


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 07:16 [Preview] No.123258 del
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top fucking kek
clown world


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 07:18 [Preview] No.123259 del
>>123257
of coursh


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 07:19 [Preview] No.123260 del
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>Slovakia will have a rider at the start of the men’s Elite road race at the World Championships in Montreal, but it won’t be Lukáš Kubiš, Martin Svrček or Matthias Schwarzbacher. It will be Vladimír Kováčik, a 28-year-old former cyclist who is now working as a masseur for the Slovak national team.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 07:22 [Preview] No.123261 del
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Slovakia has 4 (four) slots and no one to field
SVRCEK is kill
SCHWARZENBERG is kill
KUBIS, his team won't let him go hardcore
so they field a random instead of letting some club guy go


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 07:24 [Preview] No.123262 del
>>123256
would you like to freeze in the morning or overheat in the afternoon?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 07:26 [Preview] No.123263 del
>>123260
>>123261
PCS didn't even had a proper page for that lad, when I looked him up yesterday. at that point they could have let 2agan start again.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.123265 del
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>>123234
What if I don't read your posts. Just made an exception for this one.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 08:02 [Preview] No.123266 del
>>123207
How did you copy my team? it's not made public yet


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.123267 del
Hello.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.123268 del
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>>123267


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.123269 del
>>123268
damn where is it?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 08:41 [Preview] No.123270 del
Is 2026 Demi finally /strongmind/ enough to do it or is she gonna find a way to job to Kim Le Court-Pienaar (née Le Court de Billot) or something?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.123271 del
>>123270
reusser will ride away 4 laps from the end and they won't catch her because women hate eachother


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.123272 del
>>123265
Yes you do you like my posts


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.123273 del
>je souffre en France


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.123274 del
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bold, iderbold even


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.123275 del
>>123261
That makes no sense, did they forget Dukla Banska Bystrica exists?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.123276 del
>>123274
yeah that's how I kinda see it, swap ayuso with simmons


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 09:04 [Preview] No.123277 del
>>123274
That means it's over. Adjusted Seixas out


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.123278 del
>>123274
Imo Seixas should never be a tier above Memco and Del Dopo. I can see him win solo like I can see Del Dopo or Memco win solo, but I can't see him winning in a sprint against either of the other two.

Also, he hasn't quite acquired the non-distancelet status yet in my very serious evaluation.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:04 [Preview] No.123279 del
>>123272
>grok, is this true


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:14 [Preview] No.123280 del
kek they analyzed armirail's TT and found that he lost pretty much everything in the corners


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:20 [Preview] No.123281 del
Slovensko is putting out there a soigneur
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/vladimir-kovacik


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:22 [Preview] No.123282 del
>>123281
berts the amount of non attentionpaying lately has been off the charts... we must be better men


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.123283 del
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>>123281


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.123284 del
>>123282
It was 24h ago, I barely remember if I shat 24h ago.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:25 [Preview] No.123285 del
>>123281
you can make the post on 4/cyc/. I think they haven't discussed this already.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.123286 del
Oh no, it wasn't. I thought it is Sunday already kek.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.123287 del
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>>123287
Nice one, thanks for letting me off the hook.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.123289 del
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Cute women, hideous men


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.123291 del
>>123269
Navacelle


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.123292 del
>>123280
lmao


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.123293 del
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Belgium has GvA ready just in case.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:50 [Preview] No.123294 del
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Fun one today


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.123295 del
What's bigger in France, handball, rugby or volleyball. Let's say in Paris and for instance Marseille.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:51 [Preview] No.123296 del
>>123295
Petanque


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:52 [Preview] No.123297 del
>>123296
The signs in Bretagne would suggest otherwise.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.123298 del
>>123295
Rugby, by far. Handball is the sport we're good at because sport teacher are into it so we have good clubs everywhere but people don't really watch. Volleyball who cares


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.123300 del
>>123294
noice


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.123301 del
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it's a non news on gazetta and l'equipe and the spanish sports newspapers.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.123302 del
>>123298
Subquestion was about volleyball, basically only we care about it but France which doesn't give a shit and has like 10 other good team sports still is a top nation.


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random pics from the cycling news pages


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 10:59 [Preview] No.123304 del
Bruyneel drums up grug, says he is 2kg leaner than in spring, Luxembourg was basically one big training block with 70km rides before the stage.


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well yeah, broken thumbnails are annoying, so I should have run them through imagemagick quickly to restore them, lesson learned.
spanish article mill writer doesn't even know how to download a pic from instagram and simply screenshoted it heh.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 11:01 [Preview] No.123306 del
>>123305
big teeth united


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.123307 del
>>123290
Marry
Kill
Imprison
Fuck


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.123308 del
>>123307
brenny is a gentle lover


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.123309 del
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Imagine the smell


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.123310 del
>>123309
like working in the fish factory


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 11:25 [Preview] No.123311 del
Rememver when Bertacek famously recently boasted he's yet to pinchazo the 3€ Decathlon tube?
Yeah ...


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.123312 del
>>123311
RIP, hate punctures


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 11:28 [Preview] No.123313 del
>>123312
There's a cherry on top of the regular cherry thats my mechanical skills
After I switched th e tube I realized i put the tyre in the opposite direction


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 11:30 [Preview] No.123314 del
>>123313
you pull off the entire tire to switch tubes? or was it already wrong?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.123315 del
>>123314
normally no but i saw the item that caused the pinchazo at first
but when i pulled the tube off, i no longer was able to find it
so i pulled the tyre off to triple check


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.123316 del
>>123315
understandble


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 11:54 [Preview] No.123317 del
>>123313
I do that every single time


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 11:58 [Preview] No.123318 del
That woman parcours is way too hard for these wattlets


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.123319 del
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Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.123320 del
>>123319
imagine him winning and then not finding a team willing to hire him for next season.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.123321 del
>>123320
I can't imagine him winning


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 13:08 [Preview] No.123322 del
>A pill used for rheumatoid arthritis is showing remarkable results against severe hair loss.
Bertacekbros?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.123323 del
>>123322
15 years too late I'm afraid


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.123324 del
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Canada is big


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.123325 del
>>123324
4u


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.123326 del
lmao they're slurping?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 13:23 [Preview] No.123327 del
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I can't watch this, wtf is this


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 13:28 [Preview] No.123328 del
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exploring the new hood, the possibilities in that area are off the charts


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.123329 del
>>123328
Good ride


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 13:36 [Preview] No.123330 del
Geez Berts, they're only averaging 33km/h. Those jobbers can't even hold on to a 100+ rider peleton going that slow?

KWAB


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.123331 del
>>123268
Also let me say the wind is FUCKED UP down there. Honestly almost got blown off the bike by some gust and I'm a fatso with low profile wheels


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.123332 del
norway with the uno-x jerseys just with the logo stripped off. how lazy.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.123333 del
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Babielatobros, a final push of the year.

I will also risk ratatouille with pumpkin.
Perhaps the first and last I will do something like, but maybe akshually first of many.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.123334 del
a shoe change?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.123335 del
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if you can't handle her, you don't deserve her pie


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.123336 del
>Voeckler doing interviews about how he decided to rent a house for the team so that they cook/clean together, which will make them ride better as a team
Biggest attentionwhore of the peloton


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.123337 del
>indian summer already in leaflands
looks nice


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.123338 del
fucking tree juice shown (perfect with pancakes)


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.123339 del
>>123335
Almost posted this thing, perfect transition through the jew-crank.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.123340 del
>>123335
the massive herpes is the cherry on top


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.123341 del
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Rode with me friend. We rode alto 1 and 2 full throtle, similar efforts. He beat me by 5 seconds on the first (8.5% average) and I put over a minute on him on the second (4%).
He's 15 kilos lighter.
Which confirms my theory that I am MORBIDLY obese and need to lose weight, will consult with my nutrition coach.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.123342 del
>>123322
my hair goes through phases, it's still long and then there's like a month where I lose a lot and it feels like the end is near but it always recovers
I also have gray hairs now


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.123343 del
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Funny thing to that pinchazo story, as I finished putting the tyre back on (for the second time), nearby garage opened and some guy said >hey let me help you, I have an (air) compressor here. I built this garage two years ago and was waiting for somebody to finally puncture here
idk if that means he booby-trapped the road though


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:40 [Preview] No.123344 del
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>>123343
That's weird. He probably has bodies in there


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.123345 del
>>123343
this exact thing has happened to me once near the kwaremont, a buddy punctured and a dude with a compressor ran out
had a shit ton of adapters too for all kinds of tires, bless him


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.123346 del
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>>123343
I'm just sending back my portable compressor, it came with a broken case.
Guess I will have to wait for someone to finally puncture right where I wanted a bit more.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.123347 del
>>123341
>pre LLM script
A relic, keep it like that


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.123348 del
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They're interviewing pic related because she won in Montreal. Based old grandma, very down to earth


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.123349 del
>>123335
I can fix her


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.123350 del
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As for the rattling pump


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.123351 del
how many more hours until its worth tuning in to the f*mmes?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.123352 del
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>>123341


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.123353 del
ded chicks everywhere


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.123354 del
the swede is completely out


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.123355 del
Abandon Blasi Paula


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 15:39 [Preview] No.123356 del
Redittová 5 minutes behind


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.123357 del
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lovely eggs scored today, glorious weather


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.123358 del
that swedish rider is a potato right?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 15:47 [Preview] No.123359 del
>>123358
yeah she looked the worst


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 15:57 [Preview] No.123360 del
So this is the famous "women racing" people keep talking to me about?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.123361 del
Brapstedt in difficulty


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.123362 del
Black Fisherman abandon


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.123363 del
no title defending this year, shameful of Pogi.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.123364 del
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just came back from a 10egger, did i miss anything?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:28 [Preview] No.123365 del
>>123364
wtf is this bike


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.123366 del
>>123364
Look at the size of these egsh.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.123367 del
>>123365
resprayed checkpoint?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.123368 del
>>123365
>>123364
Ngl, I dig the color, just darker, deeper violet and sign me up.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:32 [Preview] No.123369 del
>>123364
>fritzlcanyon
>its a trek
based either way


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.123370 del
>>123364
>ywn get your eggs stamped


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.123371 del
Sumo starting NOW!


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.123372 del
Superdopeur Squiban goes solo


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.123373 del
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https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:36 [Preview] No.123374 del
>>123367
looks like there is some dropper post?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:39 [Preview] No.123375 del
>>123364
Just had french toast.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:40 [Preview] No.123376 del
>>123365
>>123367
Will take some pics tomorrow havent found the right basement light yet. It's a Trek Domane from 2017 or 2018, the first disc break gen.

>>123368
that was my plan aswell but turns out i bought the wrong colour or whatever and it is not really a typical see through darkish violet but a semitranparent purple. Still looks okay, might repaint it if i can be bothered tho. Ran out of clearcoat aswell so it's not a perfect finish.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:43 [Preview] No.123377 del
>>123376
AH I see it's mechanical disc. How does it feel? A lot of too good to go?


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.123378 del
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Look who's back


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.123379 del
>>123377
nah thats just the sram 22 doubletap hoods. They used to be huge, it's still hydraulics. The frame was cheap af and its the slr so pretty light. Think the bike should be around 8kg and that with 2kg alu wheelset. First time riding FAT tires aswell (32s), its insane how comfortable that thing is compared to my old 26 28 setup.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:47 [Preview] No.123380 del
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>>123378
5 weeks recovery, paranormal


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.123381 del
>>123379
Just put 28 on my defy, it is more confortable but that's my limit for road


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.123382 del
smelling a gigakwabbing of GERY beating VOLLERING for the title


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.123383 del
>>123382
or maybe not


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.123384 del
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Vollering goes solo


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.123385 del
And my girl Vlodarčiková is humbling Kwabsia


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.123386 del
>>123385
or not


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.123387 del
G2 already joining in for a nice dose of slurpage extraordinaire


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.123388 del
>>123387
They will pull for half a lap


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.123389 del
>>123388
The gap is decreasing a little, better stop working!


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:02 [Preview] No.123390 del
that's not 14 seconds


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.123391 del
>reusser attack
Et voila, c'est fini


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.123392 del
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We will get similar script tomorrow

Only unknown is who is going to be the vollering


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.123393 del
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Kaša goes


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.123394 del
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Squeakvan dopage


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:25 [Preview] No.123395 del
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Czech TV switches to footy (1 hour before kickoff)


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.123397 del
>>123392
Del Dopo wins in a sprint and many die in Mexico due to the celebrations.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:26 [Preview] No.123398 del
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Keep me ubtaded, I am cooking the rat.
>i know it is anudda kw4bsi4 in the making


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.123399 del
demi went too early


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:27 [Preview] No.123400 del
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Volleringová about to be caught


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:28 [Preview] No.123401 del
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>>123394
It's Berthet (neé La Bus) btw


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.123402 del
alright I will now tune in to foidroll


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:30 [Preview] No.123403 del
judy bert cam on take it home for the boys


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.123404 del
the women hating eachother and losing a world title-show begins


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.123405 del
I've seen enough, Labous has this.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.123406 del
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>F*mmes


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.123407 del
vollering is a hag but she looks less haggy than the rest of them
thus she should win


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:35 [Preview] No.123408 del
Reusser diesel


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:36 [Preview] No.123409 del
>>123408
reminder that Big Marlen is 21 kg heavier than kwabsie and at least 11 kg heavier than everyone else in that group
that's wicked


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:38 [Preview] No.123410 del
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Alright, time to find my polish memes, they will come handy very soon


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:39 [Preview] No.123411 del
kwab2ia


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:43 [Preview] No.123412 del
G1 syndrome


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.123413 del
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hey, I've seen this one before!


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:48 [Preview] No.123414 del
attaque kwabsie


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:48 [Preview] No.123415 del
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Kino scenes
H*mmes would never


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.123416 del
Big Marlen might still catch lamborghini


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.123417 del
kasiabros, I've watched this episode too many times...


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:52 [Preview] No.123418 del
The rat is simmering, let me have some false hope for a minute or two.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:52 [Preview] No.123419 del
longo and BIG MARLEN FLYING FROM BEHIND WILL THEY DO THE UNTHINKABLE


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.123420 del
KWAB


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.123421 del
KWABsia fini


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.123422 del
so it happened AGAIN


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.123423 del
For a moment these shadows looked kinda equal.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.123424 del
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Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.123425 del
meh, too bad they didn't slurp it away in the end


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.123426 del
kwabsie cramped


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.123427 del
too much friendliness on my screen for a femmes race


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.123428 del
Script for tomorrow, del toro and seixas alone at the front slurping when suddenly grug comes from behind Amstel style.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:57 [Preview] No.123429 del
>>123428
Memco will tow Grug


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 17:59 [Preview] No.123430 del
>>123429
That's AERT's job though


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.123431 del
>>123430
>purewattsGODS vs w/kgBOZOS
I can live with this script


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.123432 del
>>123430
he is "smart" now and will DNF instead of towing Grug


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 18:17 [Preview] No.123433 del
>>123426
I was afraid she fully tore a muscle


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 18:47 [Preview] No.123434 del
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tomorrow's gonna be so good I can't wait
my normiesphere local cycling community's takes range from
>remco will win because he's a poisonous dwarf
to
>that kebab's gonna win (del toro, was unaware that he's mexican)
and it's all equally possible


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.123435 del
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The most prestigious thing of tomorrow is, however, the start of the very prestigious Tour de Langkawi, with some BIG names on the startlist

>PICKRELL
>MCGILL
>HO
>IDERBOLD
>CAICEDO
>RIKUNOV
>VAN ENGELEN
>MOHD ZARIFF
>MCGEOUGH
>CHAWCHIANGKWANG
>RAMADAN
>CHAN
>BALDERSTONE
>CHRISTOPHERSON
>JASCH
>GATE
>SYRITSA
>MALUCELLI
>MARTINEZ


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 19:01 [Preview] No.123436 del
>>123435
I know almost all of these names, some real bangers in there
>mcgeough
been a while since we've last seen him


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.123437 del
>>123436
He has moved from Mexico to the Philippines


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 19:09 [Preview] No.123438 del
>>123435
that new Tudor guy will smoke them all and Christopherson will win one stage


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 19:19 [Preview] No.123439 del
>>123435
Bart Buijk doesn't have a race on his program.


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.123440 del
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>tt saddle
>180mm stem
MCGEOUGH is a knower of things that are good for you how nice to see


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.123441 del
4chan is gone, 4chan is dead


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 22:49 [Preview] No.123442 del
This is gonna SUCK. Lel Toro has nobody and is also retarded so pays no attention when Remcuck rides away, Seixas has never proven himself in a race as long as this. And there is nobody else


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 22:55 [Preview] No.123443 del
Unless W*ut goes away in an early break and Lelgium goes for him now. Then Skujins or Simmons or something wins


Bert 09/26/2026 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.123444 del
>>123442
>Seixas has never proven himself in a race as long as this
You already forgot LBL?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 00:09 [Preview] No.123445 del
>>123444
I don't consider that a big race


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.123446 del
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>>123445
but it's long


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 04:14 [Preview] No.123447 del
Good morning cyc. Today a frenchman becomes world champion


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 05:32 [Preview] No.123448 del
So do I take grug or do I go with the seixas/dopo/remking everybody else is going to rock


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 05:33 [Preview] No.123449 del
comfy langkawi tour, but there seems to be no stream of it.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 05:35 [Preview] No.123450 del
heh what do you know. we live in Langkawi
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WxHv89AbpBE [Embed]


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 05:45 [Preview] No.123451 del
>>123450
>astana tudor and bugor at the front
Kek, say what you want about the point system it's really a blessing for these small races.
Is it next year they'll give points for XC, CX and gravel? Wonder if this will make a difference


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.123452 del
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>It's another sauna ride episode
I'm tired boss


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.123453 del
>>123450
Ciclismo when you wake up, ciclismo when you eat dinner, ciclismo when you go to bed.
Hope I won't have to pay for this abundance in any other way.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.123454 del
>>123448
I am very tempted by grugman and Bruyneel's psyop but this parcours looks like too much when light guys are around.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 06:40 [Preview] No.123455 del
>>123454
Ngl the bruynel psyod gives me second thoughts


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.123456 del
>>123442
Del toro will het help from UAE riders


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 07:18 [Preview] No.123457 del
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chute comical


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 07:19 [Preview] No.123458 del
zeb kiffin goes


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.123459 del
hello yes, Astana and Tudor, you need to bring him back


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 07:24 [Preview] No.123460 del
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pickrell humbled by malucelli


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 07:29 [Preview] No.123461 del
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courtesy of rusbert


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.123462 del
>>123461
Can't park here.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.123463 del
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race is better secured than a many Dutch races


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.123464 del
>>123463
east euro truck driver look


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.123465 del
>Warum Deutschland seit 60 Jahren auf einen WM-Titel wartet
oh wow, what a cursed nation. and I thought burgers were cursed, as the last guy to win it was some triathlete, that didn't win much afterwards according to PCS.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.123466 del
is it weird I have Mas in my team?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.123467 del
Yeeaaaah, I'm just going Grug-Memco, I don't trust these other anemic kids


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.123468 del
>>123466
No it's the objectively right choice, best 14p rider and that's all you get with memco-dopo-seixas


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.123469 del
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you might not like it, but this is what a winning team looks like


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.123470 del
I’m in some hotel in portugal and it’s full of american boomers these old geezers are cracking me up
>Did I tell you bert i only started drinking coffee when I went on pension
>I tried it at work but it kept me awake


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.123471 del
>>123469
the ace of kwabs


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 08:53 [Preview] No.123472 del
>>123469
Fully expecting Christen to try to go solo with 100 km to go


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.123473 del
>>123472
Or chase a teammate that just launched an attack


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.123474 del
>>123473
>schmid solo with 5km to go
>christen attacks on the climb and brings everyone back
it almost feels real


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.123475 del
Sexias-Toro
Seixas-Remco
Toro-Remco

I'm adjusting 15 times a minute. I just cant decide. I'm only certain about my secret jobber picks. I need some psyops.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.123476 del
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>>123475
5 guaranteed point scores


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.123477 del
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>>123476
Only seixas from the big boys? Risky


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.123478 del
>>123477
I'm not taking that, I would however pick healy if he was 2 points cheaper


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.123479 del
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this guy is such a weird freak


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 09:51 [Preview] No.123480 del
>>123479
I though he's sl*vak


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 09:52 [Preview] No.123481 del
>>123479
Bugman aesthetics, everything white, high temp dentist office lighting, shocked he doesn't have the most basic, large floor tiles.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 09:55 [Preview] No.123482 del
>>123479
horror show interior design


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 10:01 [Preview] No.123483 del
>>123435
McGill for sprints and Baldopedstone for GC. My veloteam is ready.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.123484 del
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>>123483
>41 MCGILL Scott ,,


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 10:05 [Preview] No.123485 del
>>123479
Someone please nuke the balkans


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.123486 del
I believe in Paul Seixas


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.123487 del
>>123486
he said he will win so obviously he will


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.123488 del
i believe in GRUG SUPREMACY (one last time before the father debuff kicks in and he becomes fraudulent)


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.123489 del
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I am not doing anything but watching ciclismo today


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.123490 del
>>123489
I'm bored, this race should have been on 4h ago


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 11:39 [Preview] No.123491 del
>>123490
It's 330am in Montreal


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 11:49 [Preview] No.123492 del
>>123491
But they speak French, so they surely must be on the French time zone. It was getting pretty dark at the end of the womans race yesterday. So better adjust remco out, as seething in the dark doesn't get you velopoints.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 11:50 [Preview] No.123493 del
>>123491
So? In 1910 the races always started that early (because they were 450 km)


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.123494 del
>>123490
I asked UCI if they could push the start a little since I'm working the weekend shift.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.123495 del
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>>123491
So? Grug might be still awake


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.123496 del
One last adjustement


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.123497 del
I haven't adjusted since Wednesday.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:06 [Preview] No.123498 del
>>123497
edging


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.123499 del
>>123498
No, it's just overthinking, everyone desirable is so expensive that there's no point in adjoosting. Got the big tree, got the big two who will ride for themselves, got Bart.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.123500 del
>>123499
eulalio lemmen and cuckwell?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:12 [Preview] No.123501 del
>>123500
Nah, SILVA and WOODS.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.123502 del
Lipo is there?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.123503 del
>>123502
don't think I've ever seen him do a one day race but he is there


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.123504 del
>>123502
Yes, but he is shit, admitted himself.
BRENNER would be nice but he is after Vuelta, not certain to be the main guy, distancelet status probable.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.123505 del
Nairoman, Nairoman


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.123506 del
I just take Prodhomme I don't give a FUCK


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:20 [Preview] No.123507 del
Any rider that will surprise in the passes?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.123508 del
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did you know there is a slovakian masseur starting?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.123509 del
>>123508
Of course, we posted about it multiple times


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Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:25 [Preview] No.123511 del
>>123510
tired of this norge propaganda


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:28 [Preview] No.123512 del
>>123510
Tell don eddy, some sort of dad of kwabecky, that he can only pick one rider.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.123513 del
I'm picking grug, fuck my first place at the supersix velodrama


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.123514 del
>>123512
eddy is close to a vegetable these days


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:39 [Preview] No.123515 del
My team is bad


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.123516 del
>>123513
Fortune favors the brave.


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>>123510
Greg should've picked McNulty. He's just an old dirty squeaker if you ask me...


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.123518 del
The pumpkin in ratatat is a great success, should have just added it later so it is more chunky.
I think it is the thickening of it, not going overboard with with oil but going overboard with parsley in bouquet garni that does it.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:43 [Preview] No.123519 del
>>123513
same, if the big tree sweep the podium then whatever, but if Grug wins we feast


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.123520 del
>>123519
I just don't like remco


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.123521 del
>>123520
same of course


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.123523 del
donati?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:55 [Preview] No.123524 del
terrible by magnier, went way too early


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.123525 del
we live in Montreal


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.123526 del
czechoslovakia and individual neutral athletes not sending their best.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.123527 del
MAGNIER kwab


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.123528 del
they have departed from départ


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:00 [Preview] No.123529 del
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im assuming everyone has this team


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.123530 del
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>>123529
Nein


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.123531 del
>>123529
we LITERALLY just said we don't


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:01 [Preview] No.123532 del
>canadian wout fans
I cringed


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.123533 del
BENOOT looks more deformed than ever


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.123534 del
wout laché


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:06 [Preview] No.123535 del
fads p.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:07 [Preview] No.123536 del
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The little one has spoken. It shall be Sexias!


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.123537 del
Why doesnt someone smack Lapartient in the jaw


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.123538 del
>>123536
>doesn't want to touch anything near wout
heh, good pupper knows.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.123539 del
HEALY is 26? God it's so over


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.123540 del
Ok time for some strenght training. Don't forget the weight berts, that way you have an excuse to be overweight


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:12 [Preview] No.123541 del
Optaktbert did not make a team.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.123542 del
>>123541
Damn the entire top10 really have the same team


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.123543 del
suisse-italian tv telling the story of the Slovakian rider and are laughing about it.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.123544 del
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>>123529


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.123545 del
so eastern canada is basically flat with the occasional hill here and there?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:19 [Preview] No.123546 del
>>123545
yeah, the final stretch of the Appalachians are further east along the coast in Nova Scotia and Newfoundland; this inland stretch has small hills from the glaciers that scraped through


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.123547 del
>naming a river after cardinal richelieu, the most evil frenchman in history
heh


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.123548 del
Some decent riders in that group


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.123549 del
damn I thought about picking that ukrainian because I felt like they would give him a e-bike for publicity reasons


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.123550 del
why is girmay doing this race in the nsn team kit?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.123551 del
yc


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Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.123553 del
the sneed


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.123554 del
>>123550
is that even allowed, it's a rain jersey I think


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.123555 del
>>123552
First points already in the bag thanks to my cyprus secret pick


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.123556 del
>>123550
He stole it.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:27 [Preview] No.123557 del
the other one has his astana jersey on, damn those eritreans are cheap


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.123558 del
>>123554
His bib too


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.123559 del
>>123554
even his bibs say nsn, he wears the full team kit, while mulbarak just wears the Astana vest.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.123560 del
>Dopacar riding in EC jersey


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.123561 del
>>123559
nah his sleeves are NC kit


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.123562 del
at least they'll rush through the flat bit in like 2 hours


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.123563 del
>>123555
might not be the break that makes it to the halfway point


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.123564 del
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stolen from a 4cyc post, but I can post 2 pics in the same post here
>Montreal mural of Quebec cyclist Hugo Houle replaced by image of Michael Woods


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.123565 del
>>123561
ok well, he did the interview in the eritrea kit.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.123566 del
>>123563
Doesn't matter, it's already a mental win for my boys


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.123567 del
Fixing the scraper, jorj changed some bit and it refuses to run.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:33 [Preview] No.123568 del
and vöckler being shown


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.123569 del
>>123564
how much of a petty human do you need to be for that lol


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.123570 del
what a nice mix of guest nation riders in testa


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:37 [Preview] No.123571 del
>>123564
didn't even remove the text


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:43 [Preview] No.123572 del
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27 Paul Seixas
27 Remco Evenepoel
25 Isaac Del Toro
13 Luke Tuckwell
8 Afonso Eulálio
7 Giulio Pellizzari
5 Mathieu Van Der Poel
4 Quinn Simmons
4 Mathijs Paasschens
4 Tiago Antunes
4 Eder Frayre
4 Marcel Camprubí
4 Enric Mas
3 Brandon McNulty
3 Guillermo Thomas Silva
3 Bart Lemmen
3 Michael Woods
3 Ulises Alfredo Castillo
2 Jakob Söderqvist
2 FINN FISHER-BLACK
2 Wout Van Aert
2 Mathias Vacek
2 Sean Quinn
2 Jhonatan Narváez
2 Thomas Pidcock
2 Raúl García Pierna
2 Tobias Halland Johannessen
2 Andrea Mifsud
2 Harold Tejada
2 Lorenzo Finn
2 Nicolas Prodhomme
1 Ben Healy
1 Jakub Otruba
1 José Antonio Escarcega
1 Pascal Eenkhoorn
1 Daan Hoole
1 Anthon Charmig
1 Matevž Govekar
1 Nickolas Zukowsky
1 Bruno Armirail
1 Marco Brenner
1 Mads Pedersen
1 Igor Arrieta
1 Christian Scaroni
1 Toms Skujiņš
1 Artem Shmidt
1 Giulio Ciccone
1 Florian Lipowitz
1 Gil Landim Gomes
1 Michael Leonard
1 Jørgen Nordhagen
1 Anton Kuzmin
1 Andreas Kron
1 Andreas Miltiadis
1 Jai Hindley
1 Tobias Foss
1 Valentin Paret-Peintre
1 Alex Baudin

>5=

3 Paul Seixas Remco Evenepoel Isaac Del Toro Luke Tuckwell Giulio Pellizzari
>Amigos do Pedal
>RCT
>BORING hansbull


3 Paul Seixas Remco Evenepoel Isaac Del Toro Luke Tuckwell Afonso Eulálio
>CMA CGM FDJ NSN UAE XRG XDS
>frfr on god
>MVDF


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:44 [Preview] No.123573 del
so Belgians aren't pulling. I hope the other nations will unite against them.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.123574 del
Ok, off for a leisure mtb ride.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.123575 del
>>123546
the hill with the lake inside of it looks pretty of volcanic origin.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.123576 del
>>123572
based least common award


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.123577 del
Tuned into the wrong Belgian channel and there is a kid's show "Saïd en Anna". Because of course


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.123578 del
Voeckler tactical mastermind preserving Labrosse to get dropped in the first lap


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.123579 del
>>123575
nah, just appearances, there's no meaningfully recent volcanic history in eastern Canada


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.123580 del
>>123572
I am 100% sure Tuckwell will score 0 but whatever


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.123581 del
I picked the team that 1 bert posted a while ago
I bet it's a good team


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.123582 del
>>123576
FUCK I didn't check to see if there were any DNS, rip my FFB pick


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.123583 del
>>123572
Only one Healy picker is surprising. I almost went with him, but opted for the boring Remco pick in the end


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.123584 del
>>123572
Maybe I went too far


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.123585 del
>>123577
your infested country has no right to complain about that


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.123586 del
Yesterday I replaced the original TPU tube with a standard tube, how many watts am I leaving on the table?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.123587 del
BIG honour to be a refugee kek


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.123588 del
>>123583
Because prices are stupid. Why risk Healy, Simmons or Skujins when Seixas is only like 4 coins more expensive. Only for you to have more room for an 8 pointer instead of 4 which makes no difference whatsoever


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.123589 del
>>123586
those hills you barely managed to ride uphill while wishing for easier gears? say goodbye to them.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:56 [Preview] No.123590 del
>>123586
you will need 2 extra gears instead of 1 now


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.123591 del
Jonas should have been here


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.123592 del
>>123591
to dnf after 2 laps?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.123593 del
the Ukrainian on a normal specialized instead of an s-works bike.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.123594 del
>>123589
>>123590
So if I ride zonder tube, that means suddenly all my gears will be lighter?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.123595 del
>>123594
If you run you don't need gears


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.123596 del
>>123591
Abrahamsen?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.123597 del
>>123596
Dude has been shit all year. Probably got a UCI letter this winter


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.123598 del
Oh yeah Pidcock. I didn't consider that asshole at all


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.123599 del
>>123597
if you follow his strava you would find out he's part of the esteemed team backpain for months


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.123600 del
>age 20
>no monument
>no GT
>no world campenonship
might as well retire


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.123601 del
Romanian rider with a really nice looking stolen bike


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.123602 del
hmm nairoman


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.123603 del
>>123586
1.5-2 w at around 30 kph
didn't know you were tpu tubing


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.123604 del
>>123603
the wheels came with them installed


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>>123603
actually it may be less, depends on what you have


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.123606 del
the UCI talent mill to guarantee that enough non-French riders like Bretons keep diluting the French team.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.123607 del
why does a token white girl need support from the UCI?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.123608 del
>so how are you getting rid of Wout Remco?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.123609 del
Leknesund finished 10 minutes behind last year and he wasn't in the break


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.123610 del
heh boomerverde


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.123611 del
Sexias is a smart young man.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.123612 del
>>123611
He's a cocky zoomer but I like it


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.123613 del
>>123612
He's earned a little cockyness


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:25 [Preview] No.123614 del
people in cars


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.123615 del
>poulidor 2nd behind merxc


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.123616 del
the grug would rather be in Spain look


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.123617 del
>best shape after whatever the fuck he was doing in Luxembourg
idk


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.123618 del
>UAE team doctor is also Mexico team doctor
Alright this race is over


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.123619 del
seeing yatesi reminds me of his brother sheik, what is the Giro winner doing these days? did he simply rage quit because jonas was doing the Giro the next year?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.123620 del
less than 200k to go!!!


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.123621 del
>>123619
silent ban


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.123622 del
so dear burgerberts, how is the preparation for the live on site coverage of the LA olympics road race going on?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.123623 del
Am i the only one thinking 8 minute on leknesund is too much?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.123624 del
Cool trees


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.123625 del
>>123623
good, forces belgium, france and NL to not slurp or lose


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.123626 del
>>123625
France is still slurping


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.123627 del
>>123623
Yes you are the only one. Leknessund won't even finish the race just like these other assholes


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.123628 del
>number 13 on wout

>>123623
nah, race is too long for that and teams behinds too strong/won't slurp in such an important race (this isn't a random Vuelta stage), not to mention that he will barely have break colleagues left after the first lap or two of the circuit


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.123629 del
>>123623
doesn't have much help after the circuits stops and will probably burn up at a rapid pace


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.123630 del
Jacky Durand won RVV this way but they had 20 minutes or something


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.123631 del
>>123626
Keeping their powder dry for the laps


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.123632 del
>>123630
Looked it up, 22 minutes. So if they get 15 minutes more I will start to worry


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.123633 del
>>123630
jacky was doped to the gills


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.123634 del
>>123630
last french winner btw


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.123635 del
>Christofer Robín
fake names straight out of winnie pooh


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.123636 del
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Based runner from Honduras


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.123637 del
bridge alert


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.123638 del
trein alert


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.123639 del
trein driver must be a ciclismo fan and slowed down to follow the riders.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.123640 del
oh wait, the trains are fully automatic, they don't even have drivers. that's very strange then. treinbert shuddering as I mention this.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.123641 del
Autismbert dream


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.123642 del
Grug laché


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.123643 del
>>123640
self driving trains??!


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:17 [Preview] No.123644 del
That's a big ass river


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.123645 del
Netherlands working to


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.123646 del
>>123644
UUUU


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.123647 del
Slovakian superstar lachee


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.123648 del
sagan laché


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.123649 del
hype crowd on the circuit


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.123650 del
>saudi arabie with the C68 boomer special
kek


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.123651 del
well finally the guest nations are dropping like flies


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.123652 del
Ah so voeckler really is going to ride like UAE


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.123653 del
>>123651
circuit entered time to put down the cards


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.123654 del
Fads spotted


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:33 [Preview] No.123655 del
Based bisseger working for paul


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.123656 del
abandon slovACK-


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.123657 del
>Geschke co-commenter
so be it


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.123658 del
based frenchies hunting that norwegian dog down


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:36 [Preview] No.123659 del
>>123652
probably smart, seixas won't win a sprint so you might as well make it the biggest attrition battle you can


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.123660 del
Superstar PAREDES is GONE


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.123661 del
team france doing something


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.123662 del
eulolio exposed


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.123663 del
so Grug isn't winning is he


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.123664 del
EULALIU going backwards


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.123665 del
>>123662
Mechanical, but still matches


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.123666 del
SEAGUARD LACHEE
OTRUBA GONE


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.123667 del
holy czech kwab


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.123668 del
denz OUT


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.123669 del
why are the swiss working?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:42 [Preview] No.123670 del
this is gonna be good


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.123671 del
Team Suisse doing something...but why? just be like the Italians and do nothing.


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.123672 del
czechs barely keeping up with bermuda superstars


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.123673 del
Shameful display from Czechoslovakia


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.123674 del
>>123671
three aces bro


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.123675 del
maybe they are working as french mercs..


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:44 [Preview] No.123676 del
>>123675
decathlon team is going swiss, the call was made


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.123677 del
yes, rightful French clay


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.123678 del
>>123673
does Sagan have kids yet?


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.123679 del
belgium flag spotted


Bert 09/27/2026 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.123680 del
NEW THREAD:
>>123522
>>123522
>>123522


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