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/cyc/ - Tour de France Thread #8 Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 16:53 [Preview] No. 29258
Mythical Mont Ventoux edition

>Current and upcoming races
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/

>Velodrama league code:
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Previous thread:
>>28253


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.29262 del
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First for Trine was right all along


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.29266 del
Second for Woods breakaway win on Ventoux


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.29268 del
Adam Yates wins tomorrow


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 18:06 [Preview] No.29272 del
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after Shimano posted their Puck P. video, SR*M is firing back with a video simply called Kasia. The Polish Champion.


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 18:14 [Preview] No.29275 del
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she's married to some burger hipster?
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/taylor-phinney/2012


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.29276 del
>>29266
STORER


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.29277 del
>>29272
There are like two Vectras, a KIA (maybe two), but on me stupid short ride I have seen two Porshs, a convertible Aston, a nice Jaguar.
Is this some kind of crisis marker, like tall office buildings?
The more of that shit is on the road the closer a financial crash is.


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 18:40 [Preview] No.29278 del
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brother abdul-chris al horner saying muhamemco bin-evenepoel should go to a doctor to cure his weakmindness


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.29279 del
>>29278
Worked for big marlen


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.29280 del
>>29277
Just shows that divide is getting bigger


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.29281 del
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stolen from dane (SOUND ON)


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.29283 del
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>>29281
>>29262
Trine was RIGHT


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.29284 del
jonas will go thermonuclear tomorrow, I heard Trine will be at the top


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.29285 del
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Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.29286 del
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She would like to speak with the manager


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.29287 del
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>>29286
he's not in right now can I take a message


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.29288 del
>How is it we are still giving credit to Mr 60? Plus, I think maybe Van Aert could argue it’s about time Vingegaard helps him a bit. The guy absolutely destroys himself to help his leaders at every Grand Tour he participates in.


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.29289 del
>>29287
this one hits a little weird since he won that year


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:21 [Preview] No.29290 del
jona vinegar and prismo rogli are clearly WASHED and they're chances are dead (gone) so when are they going to start working for JORGENSON and LIPOWITZ? many are asking this


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.29291 del
>>29290
pretty clear that jorgenson is an absolute jobber too
can't wait for pogacar to go to PN next year because he hates him


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.29292 del
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>>29287
She demands immediate contract termination of the following riders
>CAMPENAERTS Victor
>VAN AERT Wout
>JORGENSON Matteo
for abandoning Jonas in a time of need and not working enough in general
also
>KUSS Sepp
should be removed for being not good enough anymore and a disappointment. Your pulls used to kill kings man what happened why are you such a muppet now


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.29293 del
>>29290
Jorgenson isn't it, they may as well start working for Suleiman because at least that guy has proven he can win grand tours


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:26 [Preview] No.29294 del
>>29292
We already have loyal replacements ready with Piganzoli, Armirail and Kevin Vauquelin


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:27 [Preview] No.29295 del
>>29292
does Jonas have any friends in the peloton not on his team like Tadej with Jappe, etc? does anyone like him other than those contractually obligated to? any loyal hjaelpers he can poach?


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:28 [Preview] No.29296 del
>>29295
I don't even think his fellow danes like him compared to mads who attracts them like crazy


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.29297 del
>>29295
doubt it because Visma is generally disliked in the peloton. I mean a few years ago we had riders publicly talk bad about jumbo because they were acting arrogant everywhere and they were riding dangerous
wait actually there was this one conti rider who said vingo is really funny and nice behind the scenes while pog never talked to him kek that's probably his biggest friend outside of lab


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.29298 del
>>29293
good point, so has a certain KUSS


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:32 [Preview] No.29299 del
>>29297
2026 tour jonas shows up with some coloquick conti shitters and his coworkers at the fish factory


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:34 [Preview] No.29300 del
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>>29299
this but with a fish factory worked would be kino of the highest order


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.29301 del
>>29295
Tadej and Jappe were teammates though. But Jonas doesn't seem like a very outgoing guy he just rides his bike and goes home to his wife.


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.29302 del
>>29300
imagine the kino of a ski instructor from Durango pushing are Sepp across the flat during a pivotal TT


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:38 [Preview] No.29303 del
>>29302
kussbert you really need to get in contact with your guy and tell to get his ass in gear


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.29304 del
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>>29301
thats probably it, I can imagine most riders have no real opinion of vingo outside of him being a strong rider
vlasov probably hates him though (I just randomly saw this)


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:39 [Preview] No.29305 del
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consider: prologue up planica for slovenia grande depart in whenever its supposed to be


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.29306 del
>>29304
heh look at that remking go, he had soul back then


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.29307 del
>>29305
you can barely even run that I don't think bicycles work on gradients that steep https://youtube.com/shorts/C7iC48q_nhM?si=bQYL-K03BwRWwewq


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.29308 del
>JORGENSON +VUE
oh boy


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:52 [Preview] No.29309 del
Masbros these yellow assholes are going to ruin our comfy vuelta


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:53 [Preview] No.29310 del
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>>29308
Pogi definitely going to the Vuelta just to kwab Visma


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:55 [Preview] No.29311 del
>>29309
I want a mas vs elite showdown


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.29312 del
Went out to see the storm and get a bit wet, no umbrella will keep out of it in this volume.
When I was coming back I have seen a little thing darting through the middle of the road, spooked.
It was a small dog, I tried to get down to its level and call it in, otherwise he might panic even more and swerve by me just into oncoming traffic but it was no use.
Little man was on the go, there was no stopping him until he gets tired.
The drivers generally behave in these conditions, slow down and all so I hope he doesn't get run over.


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.29313 del
>>29312
thank you sir


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.29314 del
>>29308
wow they decided on the second restday, that must mean are matty feels he is growing in power


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 19:58 [Preview] No.29315 del
>>29312
>The drivers generally behave in these conditions, slow down and all so I hope he doesn't get run over.
traffic that bad in Dheli?


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:01 [Preview] No.29316 del
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Indian traffic is a little rougher than what we're used to


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.29317 del
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Only two flags will get you Berts funny and all.


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.29318 del
>>29316
sometimes I wonder what it's like to be an indian, like how little goes on in their head


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.29319 del
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>>29318
think on that and then remember that there are 1.4 BILLION of them. such a life must obliterate the soul


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.29320 del
>>29319
How can so many people contribute so little to the world


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:08 [Preview] No.29321 del
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>>29318
https://youtube.com/watch?v=x9WO2ieJMYk [Embed]
this melody 24/7 and a tiny monke like picrel


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.29322 del
>>29319
not a single good cyclist, ever


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.29324 del
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I want to see a Remco vs /Elite/ giro battle. Just for old times sake. Maybe throw in a gravel stage or 2 aswell.


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.29325 del
>the state of /cyc/


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.29326 del
>>29325
look on the bright side, he will be banned for at least the ventoux stage and maybe the whole final week


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.29327 del
>>29325
he slipped, hit that report button and so enjoy the rest of the tour without the schizobrit.


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.29328 del
>>29325
just keep replying to him I'm sure it will solve the problem
years of this now


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:15 [Preview] No.29329 del
>>29325
haven't looked in WEEKS


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.29330 del
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>>29325
I wouldn't know of it


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.29331 del
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Checked it out. Thanks guise.


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:20 [Preview] No.29332 del
>>29331
Come now...
You've been on the internets long enough. Surely you have learned to unsee things by now.


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:22 [Preview] No.29333 del
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>>29332
Unsee what. Don't know what are you talking about.


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:32 [Preview] No.29334 del
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>rusbert naming all tv channels with their proper names that show the tour except "Czech TV"
yeah, technically is the correct English translation I guess


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:41 [Preview] No.29335 del
>>29320
people?


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.29336 del
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>>29325
schizobrit may be (temporarily) gone but the Burger schizo probably going to be back soon


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 21:24 [Preview] No.29337 del
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If my math is right, this might be the first time ROGLIC actually runs the Ventoux, provided he survives the flat


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.29338 del
>>29336
Did 4chan change the way they handle bans? If they don't ban his ip range he'll just clear the cookies and reset his router and then he's right back in the fight no?


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.29339 del
>>29338
resetting his router is probably beyond his mental capacities.


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.29340 del
>>29338
there are at least 2 different brits.


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 21:28 [Preview] No.29341 del
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>>29337
word on the (my) street is that Roglic hasn't crashed out of the tour yet because he's always on the wheel of Big Flo who is a supreme bike rider


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.29342 del
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>>29340
there's one new brit who seems to actually cycle

there's an older brit who occasionally chimes in who is normal

but the bulk of brit posting is schizobrit


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.29343 del
>>29340
the other br*t is normal though


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 21:38 [Preview] No.29344 del
>>29343
if being infatuated with big marlen counts as normal then yes, that's normal


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 22:04 [Preview] No.29345 del
leave that shit back on 4cuck please


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 23:12 [Preview] No.29346 del
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Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 23:23 [Preview] No.29347 del
everynow andthen im reminded cian uijtdebroeks exists and chuckle


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 23:25 [Preview] No.29348 del
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now that was a podium


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 23:26 [Preview] No.29349 del
>>29348
pog looks like a mix of wellens and a pig here. unsettling


Bert 07/21/2025 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.29350 del
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 00:27 [Preview] No.29351 del
>>29349
So like Wellens


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 06:06 [Preview] No.29352 del
Grug DNS wuth pneumonia


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 06:12 [Preview] No.29354 del
>>29353
"Mathieu had been experiencing cold-like symptoms for the past few days," the team's press release begins. "Yesterday afternoon, his symptoms began to worsen significantly. The team doctor monitored him closely throughout the day. Towards the evening, Mathieu developed a fever and was transferred to the Centre Hospitalier de Narbonne for further examinations.

"Medical tests revealed that Mathieu has pneumonia. In consultation with the medical team, it has been decided that he cannot continue the match. His health is the highest priority, and rest and recovery are now essential. Mathieu must rest for at least a full week. After this period, he will undergo further medical examinations to assess his recovery and determine the next steps in his rehabilitation."


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 06:20 [Preview] No.29355 del
>>29354
so the green jersey meta is ded now, that sucks


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.29356 del
>>29354
Damn, his XC season in danger


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 06:38 [Preview] No.29357 del
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This may have been the last time Grug was a good pick for TdF.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 06:49 [Preview] No.29358 del
Everyday, commentors add one more month to remco's injury this winter lmao


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.29359 del
>>29352
read this in Danish news and they called him a Belgian cycling star


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:04 [Preview] No.29360 del
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>>29355
Pogacar will win all 3 jerseys himself now


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:24 [Preview] No.29361 del
looking forward to a brit delivering some comedy gold up the Mont Ventoux as it's tradition. I hope for one last slip of G.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:28 [Preview] No.29362 del
>>29361
>G has 50 race days this season and hasn't done a single thing
can't blame him for a final fleecing but he could try to go into the break once


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:30 [Preview] No.29363 del
DNS Mauro SCHMID
his achilles heel is hurt. I blame Hector and Paris of Troy for this.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:32 [Preview] No.29364 del
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he is kind of a shitposter kek


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.29365 del
>>29363
fucking hell my team is collapsing right in front of my eyes


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:36 [Preview] No.29366 del
>>29364
Prudhomme will rip out that sign before camera motos have a chance to film it


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.29367 del
>>29366
the editors are instructed to cut away whenever the pedalton rode past the PCS rape van location.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:38 [Preview] No.29368 del
>Wout van Aert has addressed the chaotic descents of mountain passes after a stage with an uphill finish in the Danish media. There have already been two stages like this in this Tour, and the descent from Hautacam was particularly "scary," according to Van Aert.

>"I feel like it's gotten even worse than in previous years," Van Aert told 'BT'. "The mountain (Hautacam, ed.) was packed with people, and it would have been much safer if they had let people stand on the side of the road for another 10 to 15 minutes after the finish."

>"That means we have to ride among the people. The police do their utmost to keep everyone off the road during the race," Van Aert said. "But as soon as that's done, everyone rushes down, and that makes it very dangerous. We have good control of our bikes, but we also have to ride among pedestrians and other cyclists."

holy shit all this dude does know is complain about shit
just retire loser


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.29369 del
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.29370 del
>>29368
just finish the race earlier out, can't keep the road closed indefinitely for the groupetto.


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>>29369
>Poga's respiratory system is also failing


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:55 [Preview] No.29372 del
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>>29369
but for real now
why does the peloton develop mass pneumonia in the middle of summer


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.29373 del
consider this: running up the Ventoux


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 07:57 [Preview] No.29374 del
>>29372
very low body fat%
I'm surprised a guy like parrot painter is even alive


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.29375 del
>van der poel DNS


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 08:10 [Preview] No.29376 del
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hey I don't think grug is starting the stage today


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.29377 del
if you are out of ideas what to post, just copy something of the previous Ventoux threads
2016 bertaczek running edition:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/69539021/#69539021
2021 wout betraying fishboi is nothing new edition:
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/110569395/#110569395
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/110618703/#110618703


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 08:13 [Preview] No.29378 del
>>29372
vagsine


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.29379 del
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>>29377
young brtek was so silly
also
>35mm tires
>gravel


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 08:15 [Preview] No.29380 del
>>29376
wtf first I've heard of it


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 08:33 [Preview] No.29381 del
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CHUTE


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.29382 del
>>29372
Bertacek got a couple tear drops on him on Tuesday and has been sniffing since
Professional athletes don't survive shit


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>>29381
that save in the beginning is so impressive


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.29385 del
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>>29384
I remember this


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.29386 del
>>27734
That'll teach me. Had to basically cancel my ride the chainring at the front kept coming off


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.29387 del
>>29385
thats A LOT of blood on the ground


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:00 [Preview] No.29388 del
>grug turns his abandon in a Whoop ad
master of getting that sponsorship


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.29389 del
>>29352
>>29354
So now the race lost the last tiny bit of excitement regarding the jerseys. Boring


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.29390 del
>Trine stays home

>'B.T.' already knows that Trine will skip the rest days during the Tour. She also stayed in Denmark on Monday with her two children. "I would have loved to have them here, but we've decided they won't be visiting," Vingegaard explained briefly. "We think it's more important that they have some rest."

uh oh


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.29391 del
>>29390
fishboi, a divorce will be very expensive and you get to see your kids like twice a year. think about it.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:13 [Preview] No.29392 del
>>29390
If Visma wasn't so strict they would let him go back to Denmark during rest days so he can take of the kids.


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>>29390
Is she having someone else over to do "construction" on the "house"?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:17 [Preview] No.29394 del
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>>29392
his 2nd place is safe enough, let him ride with his kids during the race Plugge


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.29395 del
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>>29393
doorbell needs fixing


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.29396 del
Jonas feel blood in the water and fueled by the rage of Visma betrayal, he will put minutes into bed-ridden Dopacar
There is no way the stage get's Jonas'd today even if there was Cat Sq mistral on top


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.29397 del
Iban MayoGOD 55:51. What do we think today


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.29398 del
>>29386
Humm, turns out a chainlink is half broken, so the front chainring is safe


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:22 [Preview] No.29399 del
>>29397
53:30 if they set a hard pace and uae attacks early like on hautacam
otherwise no record will be broken


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:23 [Preview] No.29400 del
>>29394
This is inevitable the next step from having kids on every podium ceremony.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:28 [Preview] No.29401 del
>>29394
stage 21 bring your kid to work in a bike trolley edition soon. Imagine that


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:32 [Preview] No.29402 del
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>>29401
sprinters with kid trolleys on the champs, fund it
throw some of these fuckers in there too


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.29404 del
>>29403
incredible the damage the z2 fraud did to him


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:55 [Preview] No.29405 del
>>29403
pre training pog was so cute
he was vulnerable and got kwabbed sometimes


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 09:58 [Preview] No.29406 del
>Juan Ayuso, die de voorbije jaren werd vertegenwoordigd door zijn ouders, heeft met Giovanni Lombardi een manager onder de arm genomen. Opvallend want met een contract tot eind 2028 bij Team UAE is Ayuso eigenlijk niet op de markt. Volgens onze informatie zou Ayuso echter weg willen bij UAE, omdat hij er geblokkeerd wordt door Pogacar en na de Tour van vorig jaar ook niet meer in het programma van Pogacar wordt ingedeeld. Zo mist Ayuso deze Tour en mag hij ook de Vuelta niet rijden. Aan Lombardi om met een oplossing te komen.
ayuso isn't allowed to ride together with Pogi?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.29407 del
>>29406
you hadn't noticed? have you seen his schedule


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.29408 del
>>29406
>UAE Blacklist:
>vingo
>jorgens son
>achooso


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.29409 del
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>>29406
yes because he refused to work in the tour last year


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>>29398
>>29386
Almost reached the top. Funny how even those quite fast pass have steep parts here


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:02 [Preview] No.29411 del
>>29406
UAE has a simple ruleset: If Pogacar is present he is the captain otherwise it's every man for himself.
Ayuso didn't respect the rule so now he doesn't get to race with Pogi anymore.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.29412 del
>>29410
you were super close to disaster


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:05 [Preview] No.29413 del
>>29412
Yeah quite lucky I could go back home without walking


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:06 [Preview] No.29414 del
VACEK is the big favorite for the tour de wallonie according to axelgaard. but he has some (Corbin) STRONG competition in Troon AERTS, Rim PORNHAIR, Carlos CANAL and /cyc/'s favorite velogoomble pick Milan FRENTIN


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.29415 del
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Anyway, snchitzel posting


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:07 [Preview] No.29416 del
>>29413
don't you have an integrated chainbreaker and some spare chain links in your multitool?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:08 [Preview] No.29417 del
>>29415
why did you order this from the kids menu? I thought you would get proper big portions in Austria.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:10 [Preview] No.29418 del
>>29417
Yeah this one is small. Wondered how the veal schnitzel was so cheap, so I got the answer. Anyway it's fine I'll use the boyfriend tax and eat half of my gf meal anyway


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.29419 del
>>29415
Das bierige Bier? What the fuck is that supposed to mean


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.29420 del
BREAKING: Matxin announced UAE doesn't give a FUCK about the stage win


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.29421 del
Also: FUCK W*UT


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.29422 del
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if you wanted me to pronounce the l in Montpellier, you wouldn't have written it with 2 l


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:41 [Preview] No.29423 del
>>29420
climbingrecordbros...


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:43 [Preview] No.29424 del
>>29420
yeah dude I totally believe that


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>>29423
Oostende, home.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.29426 del
What if Abrahamsen wins on Ventoux


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.29427 del
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Schmid? kek wtf was Suisse tv reporting his DNS earlier.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.29428 del
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Bert's lab in Montpellier


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.29429 del
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.29431 del
jup xandro meurisse wins this one


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.29432 del
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>I suffer on Occitainie Bertrands back roads


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.29433 del
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We are entering Bert's home roads


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.29434 del
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captain america marked by pogi himself. he has to blame himself for getting onto the blacklist.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.29435 del
>>29430
>>29432
Home


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.29436 del
happy birthday Arnaud de Lie


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.29437 del
wait a sec, it's not his birthday today, wtf is France.tv squeaking about?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.29438 del
one of the france.tv workers name is Arnaud Lie lol


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.29439 del
Politt in the break


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.29440 del
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>>29420
bora starting to think that they lied


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:04 [Preview] No.29441 del
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more suffering


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:06 [Preview] No.29442 del
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.29443 del
GAGNICHARD is suffering BIGLY


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:09 [Preview] No.29444 del
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Lmao


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.29445 del
Funny thing about the region around montpellier is that 90% of the agriculture is for grapes and you can easily see it from the helly shots. Languedoc roussilon has been for a long while the region that produces the most wine of france. It's not known internationally because it used to be pretty bad quality wine, but now people basically don't drink shit wine anymore so it's changing.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.29446 del
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primoz horribly positioned in the pedalton


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.29447 del
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ihatewout.com


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.29448 del
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parrot painter as water boi? carrying 5 bidons is raising his system weight by 33%.


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louvel with a mechanical


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.29450 del
>27 degree and no wind
They're quite lucky


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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:36 [Preview] No.29453 del
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it's impressive from how far you can see it. once the TGV trein approaches Avignon you can see it in the background.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.29454 del
>>29453
If the sky is clear you can see it from the pic saint loup >>29430


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.29455 del
>>29443
What? I was taking a small hour long nap


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:43 [Preview] No.29456 del
pog's going to smash it aint he


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.29457 del
>>29456
He is sick, please pay attention


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.29458 del
Apparently UAE managed to make the Y1 at 6.9kg


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.29459 del
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left his wife and kids at home, what a heartless guy


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.29460 del
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please buy our parrot paintings


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:50 [Preview] No.29461 del
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horse category (with fake horse sounds)


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:51 [Preview] No.29462 del
>>29460
the lenny one kek


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.29463 del
don pollitt not happy


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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.29465 del
FUCK FUCKING FUCK, I am going to have NOBODY left


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:54 [Preview] No.29466 del
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I've seen enough, Remco will win


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.29467 del
It's over for GAGNICHUD


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.29468 del
I had some carignan grenache blend from pic saint loup last summer at bertrand's recommendation
it was quite difficult to find here


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>>29465
Can you do better than this?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:55 [Preview] No.29470 del
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whole gallery courtesy of rusbert


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.29471 del
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that's a lot of squeaking


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:04 [Preview] No.29473 del
>>29468
This region is not very famous so you'll have a hard time finding anything I guess. I've heard la Grange des Pères is a famous domaine, maybe you could try that.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:05 [Preview] No.29475 del
>>29468
BTW this is the place where people discuss wine in france. Probably you know but with google translate I guess you could learn a bit
https://www.lapassionduvin.com/forum/index


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.29476 del
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Big eggs scored, wife is away with the kid for the rest of the day, food is almost ready, Ventoux soon. Yeah I'm thinking it's a perfect day.
The ride went mostly fine but all of the sudden after 2.5h my right glute started feeling awkward, kind of like those times your lower back is tweaked and you need to sort of crack it to get it into place. Well it wouldn't crack, and my right leg had this weird nerve pain throughout the rest of the ride. Low cadence and an upright position helped make it bearable. Never had that happen before on a ride, I guess hitting some rough gravel pothole or something must have set it off. Doesn't hurt at all while standing or walking.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:10 [Preview] No.29477 del
>>29476
strong


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.29478 del
ALLEZ JUJU


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.29479 del
>>29476
pas normal


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.29480 del
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mount fuji I think


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.29481 del
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>>29476


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.29482 del
>>29476
thats a lot of kj's


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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:16 [Preview] No.29484 del
allah (kek) needs to mentor memco and give him some of his coolness


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.29485 del
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HE'S RUNNING TO THE LINE


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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:22 [Preview] No.29487 del
bini and johnny's great adventure


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.29488 del
So Pog atacks from distance with Soler and Sivakov waiting for him ?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.29489 del
Yesterday's ride costed me:
- part of a fly still under my eyelid
- some bug or bee biting me in my head full of berthair after it got into my helmet
plus after the ride:
- moral dilemma should I have gone and chase down that dog yesterday

Should just buy a rape machine.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.29490 del
another bert getting ayuso'd. I really fear that sooner or later that I get to bee myself as well.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.29491 del
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Czech TV studio is a mostly lost battle
Even the great STYBY is fighting


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.29492 del
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>>29490
I got pic related after fetting stung under the helmet a month ago


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.29493 del
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That 2013 One Two stage was 242.5 km, we need to go back


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.29494 del
>>29490
just wear sunglasses everytime lol


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:37 [Preview] No.29495 del
>Thymen pulling with healy in the group
Betrayal?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.29496 del
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Well well well....
Look who is there...


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:43 [Preview] No.29497 del
>>29495
Who gives a fuck about 9th or 10th place


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.29498 del
>>29497
EF and INEOS


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.29499 del
>>29498
That would be very SAD


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the river Rotte, one of the rivers originating in Suisse


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.29501 del
>>29492
they should add nets again to helmets, no idea why they removed them. everytime some little shitter flies into me helmet I get so paranoid that I immediately stop and take off the helmet, don't wanna get stung


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:48 [Preview] No.29502 del
Let's GO Arensgod


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:49 [Preview] No.29503 del
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>mas is a breakaway jobber these days


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trein goes very fast


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boat goes fast as well


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ah yes, the times when there were like 3 popes at the same time


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wine bert feasting


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I told you, ASO is making sure that the PCS sign isn't visible


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:58 [Preview] No.29509 del
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1 more hour until they reach the start of the climb (should be earlier due to the high speed so far)


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 12:59 [Preview] No.29510 del
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Why can't the moto just drag Gachignard back


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:01 [Preview] No.29511 del
>>29510
saving their fuel for allah and big kev


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:02 [Preview] No.29512 del
>>29510
you have to earn moto pacing


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he's running up the mountain hahaha


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.29514 del
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but the real question is, why frum did get to keep the yellow jersey? it was a racing incident. yatesi was robbed of a tour victory.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.29515 del
>>29514
Ineos was owning ASO back then


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:11 [Preview] No.29516 del
This is the day of Roglic redemption


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they actually listened to me and aren't promoting the femmes avec zwift with the typical watch the femmes attitude this time.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:14 [Preview] No.29518 del
>disrespecting the ventoux and gifting the win to jobbers
Lame, at least it won't be healy


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festina boy in the car


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:15 [Preview] No.29520 del
>>29518
allah better try that shitter. critical pointos on the line


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tete de la course has reached the pump track


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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:21 [Preview] No.29523 del
I have seen enough btw. Alaphilippe the first one to attaque on the Ventoux, parcheggio 1 km later and finishes +20 minutes after winner Arensgod


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:24 [Preview] No.29524 del
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woutism was a mistake


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:26 [Preview] No.29525 del
God I love Mont Ventoux so much, it's not even funny


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:27 [Preview] No.29526 del
>>29525
Same. This is da mountain innit


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.29527 del
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>>29518
This
The ciclismo gods shall punish the slovenian dopeur for his insolence
Ventoux is not a place for a jobber's win


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.29528 del
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imagine the smell


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.29529 del
>>29527
Arensgod is NOT a jobber


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.29530 del
Grug sick? fuck!


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.29531 del
>>29529
MAS NICOLAU will humble the uppity dutchman


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.29532 del
>>29530
This news is like 7 hours old Bert


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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.29534 del
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>I suffer in France


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.29535 del
>>29531
Haha


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:32 [Preview] No.29536 del
little does everyone know abrahamsen went through his seventh puberty over the rest day, he is now 65 kilograms and a world class grimpeur


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:33 [Preview] No.29537 del
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buy a canyon aeroad with zipp wheels grug said


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:35 [Preview] No.29538 del
Why is Jonas always surrounded by like 5 handlers


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:36 [Preview] No.29539 del
I want Gruppo Healy to FUCK OFF


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:37 [Preview] No.29540 del
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why is didi at the bottom of the ventoux?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.29541 del
Imagine De Lie somehow winning on the Ventoux.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.29542 del
so
1. arensman
2. woods
3. mas
?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.29543 del
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all those czechs really let you know where they are from


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.29544 del
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Going to have to eat a pizza tonight, emptying my freezer so I can clean up after the Dr Pepper accident


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.29545 del
>>29543
where is czechia


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.29546 del
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I don't get the double sign. they speak Italian or what? they don't do that for the German parts.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.29547 del
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>>29544
I have JUST stocked up on frozen pidser, I am NOT putting explosive burger sleeper agents with them.
I do have a smol kofola though. Wonder if THAT guy planted anything in it.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.29548 del
>Bedoin
>Bedouin
why is it billingual? so the beduins understand as well?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.29549 del
>>29543
A bit contre-le-vent today innit.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:41 [Preview] No.29550 del
>arensman is going to win two stages all because tadej couldnt be bothered to win them


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.29551 del
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How is that possible, that adds up to more than 100%


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.29552 del
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My favourite bibs are from Café du Cycliste.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:42 [Preview] No.29553 del
For real though, I'm not a huge fan of jobber ventoux win


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.29554 del
>>29547
What guy. Jan Speegosh?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.29555 del
>>29550
isn't that how all break away stages are won?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.29556 del
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>>29548
be doing


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.29557 del
I'm starting to suspect that PCS man is involved in illegal wine trafficking. as he keeps overloading the PCS van, they keep breaking down.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.29558 del
PARCHEGGIO Trentin


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.29559 del
>>29553
yeah well they're all afraid of col de la loze


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.29560 del
Pogi letting his team save their legs for 18 I guess


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.29561 del
>>29532
it's fresh for us blessèd ones who just woke up


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.29562 del
Really hope Mas wins this and then wins Vuelta in the fall


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:46 [Preview] No.29563 del
And there goes Julian. Part 1 of my prediction


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.29564 del
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thymen, the kiwi you ate after your victory wasn't a good idea after all


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.29565 del
>>29563
my velopoints...


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.29566 del
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>>29523
it begins


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.29567 del
allah you fucking retard


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.29568 del
Abrahamsen of all places. Thymen is disgustingly bad or what?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.29569 del
>mas reacting to fucking abrahamsen and allahflip
what a brainless rider


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.29570 del
MAS wins


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.29571 del
jonas laché


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.29572 del
fatty lachee


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.29573 del
maybe this is a highly calculated move where he cracks nopunch arensman and then outfoxes mas for the stagewin


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.29574 del
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no mas por favor


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.29575 del
Why is BITTNER is Gr. Woods when there's a sprinting stage tomorrow?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.29576 del
Lenny........


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.29577 del
ARENSMAN in ERG mode
Ineos chasing him


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.29578 del
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lenny doesn't deserve this jersey, e


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.29579 del
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.29580 del
>>29579
buttplugge tower


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.29581 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Fkm8QaMmHMI [Embed]
Some kino reportage about the arkea chef


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:50 [Preview] No.29582 del
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ULLE WAR SAUBER


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.29583 del
JORGENSON LACHEE. Haha


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.29584 del
I really hate ASO for adding fake sounds. if onecycling is promising not to do this I will change to team onecycling.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.29585 del
nosetape jonas got his landis dose last night


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.29586 del
Jorgenson lachee again
the nation of USA in shambles


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.29587 del
Juju cracking any time now


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.29588 del
Based gruppo fatso


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.29589 del
Giving out green jersey points at MTF will never cease being retarded.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.29590 del
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now we hope that thymen won't ride straight into the camerabike


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.29591 del
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>15km to go
ouch, alain philippe will kraak any time now


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.29592 del
Insane amount of people


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.29593 del
Remco gone and Van Wilder has to slave for VPP haha


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.29594 del
Mas easily the strongest here, he just needs to believe in himself


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.29595 del
suspend your disbelief for a second and consider if allah wins this


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.29596 del
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slippy G slipped


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.29597 del
parrot is painting
I repeat the parrot is painting


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.29598 del
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parrot painter goes
attaque mas


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.29599 del
Why did you do all the work dumbass


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.29600 del
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ATTAQUE THERMONUCLEAIRE Enric MAS NICOLAU


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.29601 del
the little squeaker that could


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.29602 del
MAS MAS MAS VAMOOOOOOOOS


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.29603 del
>all these matches wasted in the first 3k of the climb


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.29604 del
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cam on liane brappert, push sum faking watts. wait, what do you mean this is the hommes and not femmes?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.29605 del
they're giving him the motopace its over


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.29606 del
>yates and kuss hiding behind jonas


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.29607 del
Fuck W*ut


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:58 [Preview] No.29608 del
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wout humiliation ritual
finally has to work for the team


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.29609 del
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>already breathing with mouth
>looking down
I have seen enough
POGACAR loses the Le Tour today


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.29610 del
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Wout Hautacam '22 pull incoming


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.29611 del
>>29605
He is right on the wheel of the motor, is this a Spanish one or what. They should pull Alaphilippe for FUCK's sake


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.29612 del
>mas losing time to wout pulling


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.29613 del
healy activated the DIESEL


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.29614 del
>losing time 20 cm behind the moto


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.29615 del
If this FUCKING shitter Mas wins this SHIT I will be FUCKING angry


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.29616 del
arensman might be the biggest diesel merchant in the pedalton. one punch and he hits the canvas but he can sit above threshold for 2hrs


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.29617 del
jesus christ he's riding straight into my living room, how close is that moto


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:01 [Preview] No.29618 del
Pogi looks extremely sick, it's definitely over, this time for real.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.29619 del
wish I had a moto to pace me ..


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.29620 del
>>29618
he's mouthbreathing because his nose is stuffed
it's over


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.29621 del
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ROGLIC looks ready
LIPOWITZ struggling
POGACAR dead and GONE
VINGEGAARD doesn't look comfy


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.29622 del
kvssnvke going to drop dopacar


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.29623 del
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masismo


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.29624 del
My sources tell me that Pogi supposedly has a mild cold.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.29625 del
>>29475
my boy KUSS was born for grimps like this


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.29626 del
This is ridiculous, he can just put his hand out and shake the motard's hand


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.29627 del
NARVAEZ DROPPED
UAE DYING


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.29628 del
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narvaez normal today
dropped together with not-mads


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.29629 del
>NARVAEZ having decency
UAE disintegrating


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.29630 del
GALL lachee


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.29631 del
>>29624
my sources tell me he's basically half dead with full blown pneumonia


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.29632 del
always love how distressed mas looks while climbing


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.29633 del
>>29615
Mas is not a jobber, he's one of the few riders to drop Pogi in a head-to-head finale


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.29634 del
can MENOS make up his 43' timegap to the podium on this climb?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.29635 del
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like at those nice Savoyards supporting their local heroes


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.29636 del
>>29632
>why did I attack
>I could be in Roglic's wheel right now
>I miss the vuelta


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.29637 del
curva danois


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.29638 del
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>>29631


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.29639 del
>>29636
kek


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.29640 del
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sheik laché


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.29641 del
some representatives from czech'em apparently colluding with stinky danes
concerning development


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.29642 del
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sivakov healthy again


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.29643 del
Roglic looking calm, cool and collected.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.29644 del
Since when is Kuss in the Tour. Are you allowed to switch runners during the race? Who did he replace


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.29645 del
LIPOWITZ looks catastrophic


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.29646 del
big SEPP casually kwabing the reigning champ of the il giro


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.29647 del
>allah pulls for a minute
>gap grows by 20 seconds
Mas wins


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.29648 del
pissma failing, UAE cracking, today is one for the skiiers


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.29649 del
Whole team UAE is deadly ill


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.29650 del
>>29647
I am punching my couch, smashing a bag of chips in my hands etc.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.29651 del
GRANDE ALLAH


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.29652 del
DOPACAR ISOLATED


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.29653 del
I thought those nose bandages were pure placebo, do they actually work


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.29654 del
jonas is probably farting nonstop to further damage pogi's fragile lungs


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.29655 del
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thymen not paying attention


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.29656 del
At least Buitragod seems to be alive again


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.29657 del
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>AERT did a 200 meters pull
>CAMPY betraying in a breakaway
>YATESI already lachee
>JORGEN SOHN betraying so he can win a stage or something
Only KUSS being the most trusted gregario
Maybe we were too harsh on him


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.29658 del
>>29653
yes but the improvements are negligible


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.29659 del
>>29653
common misapprehension - placebo is actually a powerful effect


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.29660 del
don't you worry doubters the Sheik is still here


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.29661 del
Waar GALL btw?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.29662 del
>>29661
dropped a few minutes ago off screen


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.29663 del
>>29653
saw some pundit say they minorly help with fuelling. it doesn't increase any oxygen intake but if your mouth is full of food/bidon i guess it makes sense it could help. or if you have terrible allergies


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.29664 del
>>29661
Lachee


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.29665 del
>>29657
as usual, not nearly enough kuss appreciation takes place in this very /bert/


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.29666 del
>>29661
like 40 seconds behind Gr. Maillot Jaune


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.29667 del
KUSS is back in form HUH


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:13 [Preview] No.29668 del
>>29667
he's been saving matches innit


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.29669 del
Yeah time to look at each other and slurp, very good idea G2


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.29670 del
>>29667
he hasn't even dropped vauquelin yet


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.29671 del
Buitrago teaching one or two tricks to healy


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.29672 del
one day there will be a g2 not full of lobotomites


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:15 [Preview] No.29673 del
>>29670
Any second now Jonas is going to risk his 2nd place


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.29674 del
VPP riding like he doesn't know Mas is ahead


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.29675 del
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BARRE helping VOKLAN


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.29676 del
g2 better keep attacking each other so they blow up and MAS can diesel to victory


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.29677 del
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BARRÉ giving his water to VAUQUELIN


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.29678 del
based french nationalism


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.29679 del
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kussen so slow rodriguez manages to escape


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.29680 del
>going so slow notorious punchlet rodriguez attacks
absolute state of pissma


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.29681 del
Buitragod being a VERY sneaky sudaca


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.29682 del
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very sticky bottle for allah


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.29683 del
everyone involved in this farce deserves the cane


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.29684 del
happenings!


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.29685 del
ATTAQUE DE JONAS VINGEGAARD


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.29686 del
VINGO VINGO VINGO


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.29687 del
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jonas pulling for pogi


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.29688 del
Rog follows and lipogoat stays with onley yes this is good tactics for once excellent


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.29689 del
POG SUFFERING, SICKNESS CONFIRMED


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.29690 del
Healy massive


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.29691 del
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We gaan


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.29692 del
ROGLIC BETRAYING LIPOWITZ


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.29693 del
LIPO DEAD, GONE


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.29694 del
Yees go rogla


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.29695 del
ROGRIC IS GERNER WIN DER TER DER FRENCE


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.29696 del
Hehe Healy sees what Buitrago is doing


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.29697 del
all of a sudden BENOOTNOOT


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.29698 del
holy shit what is this camera work
I don't need to see rodriguez dumb squeakers


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.29699 del
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benny hill seething


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.29700 del
KUSS walked to j*nas could run


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.29701 del
POGACAR looks scared


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.29702 del
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Vauquelin parcheggio totale


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.29703 del
lipowitz sick of riding zone 1.25


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.29704 del
pogi is suffering badly


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.29705 del
great stage


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.29706 del
>Roglic


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.29707 del
>>29702
don't worry the fleet of motos has been dispatched at this moment


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.29708 del
>Roglic


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.29709 del
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primoz still saving his matches


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.29710 del
>Soler


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.29711 del
Lipobeast bites back


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.29712 del
Pog suddenly looks better


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.29713 del
VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO VINGO


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:22 [Preview] No.29714 del
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jonas best gregario for pogi


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.29715 del
Buitrago just does NOTHING lol


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.29716 del
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>Can't drop the dopeur who has cold and pneumonia


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:23 [Preview] No.29717 del
both pog and vingo are barely breathing


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.29718 del
buitrato playing with fire


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.29719 del
Time for Campenaerts to go pas normal


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.29720 del
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all that gay visma satellite strategy. what for? they make the sky train era look good.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.29721 del
>he's wearing a fucking TT helmet on the ventoux in the blaring sun


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.29722 del
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CAMP A NE ARTS not normal


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.29723 del
benny hill pas normal


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.29724 del
>>29720
no bro you dont understand bro tiesj benoot can totally drop pogacar bro


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.29725 del
Okay Buitrago was dead. Healy NOT NORMAL


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:25 [Preview] No.29726 del
Total squeaker victory today


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.29727 del
surely campy will make pog breathe right? Right? Campy is barely breathing himself how about he STARTS PUSHING SOME WATTS LIKE WHAT IS THIS EVEN


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.29728 del
mas heartbreak soon


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.29729 del
healy is going to fucking win my god


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.29730 del
never pull tadej, you hear me, never pull


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.29731 del
Healy is absolutely RIDICULOUS


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.29732 del
Vaughters handed out the good blood bags today


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.29733 del
I've seen enough VPP will win


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:27 [Preview] No.29734 del
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CAM ON BEN GO FOR THE DOUBLE


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.29735 del
Campenaerts is just super slow, what is this tactics


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.29736 del
the campenaerts pull is so useless and week that pogi is recovering


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.29737 del
so mas lost again


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.29738 del
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Classic MAS NICOLAU flying too close to the Sun
CAMPY going slow


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.29739 del
campi slurping so hard that lipo will come back soon


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.29740 del
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slurpage and attaque to drop mas


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.29741 del
Finally a squeaker victory!!!? Healy has NO punch


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.29742 del
This is the first time this very Tour BORA has a hjaelper helping them and its VAN DICK of all places


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.29743 del
>>29739
he's risking that 2nd place for sure now


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.29744 del
>>29735
>>29736
yeah I don't get it benoot wasn't better either. Don't they get that they have to go all out instead of letting pog save energy behind them
I thought the point of those hjaelpers was to set up attacks kek
vingo goes again after pog as recovered for 5 minutes good job that'll do it


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.29745 del
Mas.........


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.29746 del
POG WHEELSUCKER


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.29747 del
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too ez for pogi


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.29748 del
this is so lame


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.29749 del
vingegaard looking back more than forward now


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.29750 del
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.29751 del
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squeak


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.29752 del
ATTAQUE THERMONUCLÉAIRE DE VALENTIN PARET-PEINTRE


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.29753 del
ok bye bye ill see you all during san sebastian


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.29754 del
roglic working hard for lipo off screen by the way


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.29755 del
love that healy against parrot painter battle


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.29756 del
VPP HAS THIS, IT'S OVER


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.29757 del
healy is pvre sovl


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.29758 del
>>29744
Today was the closest we've seen to Pogacar being in trouble. That Campenaerts pace was such a bad idea if they wanted any chance at breaking him.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.29759 del
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.29760 del
They might get caught if they keep riding like this


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.29761 del
Why doesn't Vingo just pedal a bit harder? Pogi looks weak today.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.29762 del
how long until pogatcher attaques


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.29763 del
>>29760
WADA will step in?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.29764 del
buitrago is back


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.29765 del
buitrago got the final biden


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.29766 del
BUITRAGO


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.29767 del
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.29768 del
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>>29763
hopefully


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.29769 del
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SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.29770 del
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Where is Alaphilippe


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.29771 del
G1 is gifting the victory to pogi if they keep slurping and he's not even trying.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.29772 del
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.29773 del
remember when we thought they could break the record earlier today


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.29774 del
g1 lost 30 seconds in 400 meters


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.29775 del
>>29761
what is he waiting for too now, he does know he's 4 minutes behind
taking 10 seconds at the end will do nothing


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.29776 del
>>29770
Preparing his celebration in G3


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.29777 del
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finally a real attack


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.29778 del
POG CAN'T DROP HIM, SICKNESS CONFIRMED


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.29779 del
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there's allah


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.29780 del
fucking skelly squaker slurping that wheel instead of doing a turn


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.29781 del
G1 gonna get caught


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.29782 del
pog is either sick for real or actually close to cracking


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.29783 del
French RAI missing both attacks


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.29784 del
45 seconds, no way lol


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.29785 del
Alan flip couldn't even manage a LAFAY


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.29786 del
>>29783
>cut from vingo as he attacks
>cut from g1 back to vingo just as they attack
masterclass


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.29787 del
RESPIRATORY SYSTEM FAILING


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.29788 del
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kek van wilder is there as well


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.29789 del
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.29790 del
Van Wilder?? What the fuck


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.29791 del
CAM ON HEALY


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.29792 del
van wilder, what the fuck did he hide in the car


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.29793 del
Somehow, Van Wilder has returned


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.29794 del
ba gawd it's van wilder from the top rope


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.29795 del
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explain where van wilder came from


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.29796 del
he should have just attacked van wilder, they didn't expect him


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.29797 del
>>29795
RAI helicopter


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.29798 del
>>29795
some cheat code so he respawned at the flamme rouge


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.29799 del
CAM ON BEN


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.29800 del
PHWOAH the skellyman


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.29801 del
PARROT PAINTER DID IT


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.29802 del
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FIRST SQUEAKER VICTORY


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.29803 del
VIVE LA FRANCE


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.29804 del
man quick step is so good and fun without remco
please fucking sell him patje junior


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.29805 del
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.29806 del
and mas gets kwaked 50 meters from the finish line kek


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.29807 del
Vingo mogged yet again


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.29808 del
dirty wheelsucking frog


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.29809 del
JOY FOR PARROTS EVERYWHERE


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.29810 del
Mas suffering while Pog and Fish passed him was funny


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.29811 del
>>29795
Teleportation technology confirmed


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.29812 del
Parrot Painter saved France's honor. Bless this tiny man.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.29813 del
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BAM


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.29814 del
Roglic?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.29815 del
roglic looks fresh while lipo is dead


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.29816 del
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primoz kwabbing on lipo


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.29817 del
>Rog barely breathing while Lipowitz is squeezing it like his life depends on it
uh oh maybe we got too cocky


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.29818 del
Lipowitz looks like he can go inside a casket and being taken away


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.29819 del
>>29803
VIVE LA DEMOCRACIE


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.29820 del
roidlic can't help but attack his teammates


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.29821 del
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to be fair this is a very vuelta like stage
roglic knew this


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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.29823 del
kinda makes sense that that heavy arm movement riding style would be conducive to sprints


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.29824 del
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Nothing personel, lipobitch


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:45 [Preview] No.29825 del
Without that chute mortale Buitrago would have won this easily


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.29826 del
Shame Rog had to babysit Lipo, could have got some 50s on him easily


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.29827 del
Aranburu 16th today!


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.29828 del
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Nice palmares


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.29829 del
>>29826
then he could be 2' behind him instead of tree


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.29830 del
>>29827
ahead of GALL no less


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.29831 del
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.29832 del
Wtf Jegat 22nd, only 20 seconds behind Vauquelin. Are all the motos concentrated on this guy?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.29833 del
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primoz keeps winning


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.29834 del
warr geraint he


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.29835 del
imagine how good this tour would be in jonas and tadej were more equal in level


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:50 [Preview] No.29836 del
>>29833
Lipo brothers, we got this


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.29837 del
>>29835
Pogi will crack on the Loze and we'll get a nice showdown on la plagne, trust the plan


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.29838 del
time for a BIG tomato sandwich


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.29839 del
>>29829
Yeah and 1' in front after Loze, trust the plan


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:52 [Preview] No.29840 del
>>29837
Remember the sickness of Pogi is getting worse. Everything is going as planned


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.29841 del
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>>29839
>POGACAR cracks on Loze
>VINGEGAARD cracks on La Plagna
>ROGLIC betrays LIPOWITZ and wins the Tour
This is the plan I am trusting


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.29842 del
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OH NO NEVER MIND IT IS OVER


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.29843 del
>>29838
very nice


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.29844 del
Jonas chuted against a photographer remco style


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.29845 del
>>29842
>pneumonia
>crashed
dead man walking


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.29846 del
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>>29842
big dick energy
get the fuck out of my way shitty journos


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.29848 del
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IBAN MAYO DESTROYED. A MINUTE UNDER THE RECORD


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.29849 del
>>29841
>>29844
excellent news for boracoin


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:56 [Preview] No.29850 del
>>29844
actually memco was saved by that photographer chick, otherwise he would have crashed into the barriers


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.29851 del
>>29848
oh boy and they weren't even trying that hard


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.29852 del
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the plan is clear
sell remco
reinforce classics squads, hope magnier steals a win every now and then
sign big sprinter number 2 for full GT coverage
sign more VPP types and win stages


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.29853 del
>>29841
My veloteam badly needs that as well


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.29854 del
>sLOVEnian assasins waiting at the summit to ambush an humble fish packer


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.29855 del
>>29850
Lel indeed. He is fucking crazy


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.29856 del
>>29852
>sign more VPP types and win stages
they should sign APP?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.29857 del
Vingegaard has shoulderpain from the chute, it's fucking over


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.29858 del
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Okay time for a ride
It might rain again, of course


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.29859 del
>>29856
honestly that guy is good in hilly races, a little dope and he could be great


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.29860 del
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uno-x shitter rides up ventoux handsfree


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.29861 del
>>29859
He is already at Dopathlon Bert. Or did you think Prodhomme is clean


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these two clowns look like us when we're maybe riding upper z2 or lt1 and they smash a doper record
screw this I'm gonna go ride in the rain thats about to come


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.29863 del
>>29861
yeah where is dopathlon this tour? don't see em


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>>29862
please understand, wout, kuss, benoot and campy pulling was essential


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.29865 del
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pogi wearing a buff which you can buy for 5€ at decathlon, pneumonia confirmed.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.29866 del
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in the 2016 thread, anons would post Marion and Muck Poonen all the time.
also pogi stole the polka dot jersey


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.29867 del
>>29863
the other PP is in this race apparently, doing NOTHING


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:06 [Preview] No.29868 del
>>29863
They always show decency in the Tour, PPA


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.29869 del
Hey Lenny Cosnefroy made the time control


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.29870 del
why did I pick guillaume martin what the fuck is wrong with me


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.29871 del
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decathlon heil


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.29872 del
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JUST


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groupetto arrives 28 minutes later


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.29875 del
>>29873
froomedawg was so fucking weak


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>>29873
they had favorable wind conditions today, healy flew up the mountain


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.29877 del
>>29876
Yeah this is top squeaking bait, they also did pretty much a team TT with domestique waiting middle of the climb. Healy was also faster than armstrong


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.29878 del
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Surely Gachignard will make it


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.29879 del
>>29872
VPP would not have come close to winning without this man


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.29880 del
Oh there he is already LOL


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.29881 del
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hey look, charizard actually made it


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.29882 del
We will have to check, maybe Gachignard already beat that Pog record!


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.29883 del
some uno x runner (maybe Johannessen) broke down post stage and left the top in an ambulance


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.29884 del
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Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.29885 del
>>29883
abrahamsen bros, 7th puberty wasn't a good idea


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.29886 del
>>29883
Vaccine?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.29887 del
>>29884
With the news of remco leaving to bora this must feel like fucking christmas


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.29888 del
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thanks ilan van wilder


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.29889 del
>>29884
(with Remco) should be (because of Remco)


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.29890 del
>>29884
kek their CEO gave an interview to sporza and you could tell on his face he wants to get rid of remco and just size down a little


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kek


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.29892 del
>>29883
only GC runner to honour the mountain today


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.29893 del
>>29891
you know that really is fucking nothing in the grand scheme of things
25 minutes or whatever for such a hulk


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:24 [Preview] No.29894 del
>>29890
they had their GC victory with memco, now they can go back to their roots with fatkobsen, magnier and replace memco with some puncheurs that decathlon and lotto-intermarché will offload to the transfer market.


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turns out frum wasn't the first one to run up the ventoux


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>>29894
louis barré to quick step


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:37 [Preview] No.29897 del
hope Benny Hill stays on EF


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.29898 del
>>29897
they are lucky he's on contract for another year because he would be very expensive to extend with at the moment


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.29899 del
>>29894
>TRONCHON
>MULUBRHAN
>ADRIA
>ASKEY
>BARONCINI
>WRIGHT
>GODON
>VALTER
>COSNEFROY
>LAFAY
>VERONA
decent market for puncheurs of all abilities. im sure some of these have contracts i missed already confirmed


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:44 [Preview] No.29900 del
>>29899
you now remember adria


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:46 [Preview] No.29901 del
>>29900
him jorgenson, godon and barre need to get together to make the ultimate ginger ardennes squad


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.29902 del
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F


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:53 [Preview] No.29903 del
>>29902
>The Norwegian reported acute stomach pain and shortness of breath in the last two kilometres, explains Thor Hushovd, CEO of the One-X. Despite the scare, Johannessen is on his way to the team bus.
probably starts tomorrow


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.29904 del
>>29903
yes he needs to suffer more


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:56 [Preview] No.29905 del
>>29904
Anders will DNS tomorrow and "Tobias" will suddenly look good again


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.29906 del
>>29905
the vanishing twin


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.29907 del
>A stage win wasn't quite in the cards. "That would have been nice, but I heard Valentin Paret-Peintre was in the lead, and I think he's a nice guy. He's a deserved winner."
Based pogi rewarding nice guys


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 15:59 [Preview] No.29908 del
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ahem


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.29909 del
>>29903
would be such a shame if he had to abandon this close to a Tour top 10


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:04 [Preview] No.29910 del
>>29898
he probably won't be any cheaper to extend next year, but I think he stays there


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:08 [Preview] No.29911 del
>>29910
not much better for him to go to anyway where he gets the same freedom


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.29912 del
>>29902
get this lad some inhalers, stat!


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.29913 del
>>29910
with how small their budget is they would need something extra. they had to negotiate with EF the company to give them more money to sign cararat, when you look at how cheap their roster is they might need another cash injection to re-sign heely


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.29914 del
>>29913
it's time for mcdonalds or pepsico to step in


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.29915 del
>>29908
give the pads a clean and you're good to go


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.29916 del
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shameless


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.29917 del
>>29911
yeah, they're a plucky team and they are all happy riding for one another; Healy here makes me wonder what he could have done for Carapaz in the Giro/what he will do for him in the La Vuelta


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:18 [Preview] No.29918 del
>>29916
he has tuberkulosis or what?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:19 [Preview] No.29919 del
>>29916
lmao. Reminder that grug thought his career was over after getting pfzired (it's insane these dude actually took it)


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:20 [Preview] No.29920 del
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If Johannessen is gone, Jegat will actually top 10 the la Tour de France. That is NUTS


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.29921 del
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he's back at it


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.29922 del
>>29920
just as nuts as when madouas top 10'd the tdf


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.29923 del
>>29922
Only because of Tramadolito Quintana


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:26 [Preview] No.29924 del
>>29921
DIT ZEGT NIKS. Losing 2 seconds is actually a win.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:28 [Preview] No.29925 del
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now kiss


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:29 [Preview] No.29926 del
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de lie will win tomorrow


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.29927 del
>>29926
Girmay actually


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:33 [Preview] No.29928 del
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This dude is about to overdose on squeaking


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.29930 del
>>29929
yeah bro he puts the motor button right on the hoods for all to see


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.29931 del
>>29929
Sometimes I wonder at the IQ of those people


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:38 [Preview] No.29932 del
>>29930
That's what makes it so devious!


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:44 [Preview] No.29933 del
>>29922
yes well that is expected from such a high quality runner


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.29934 del
>>29926
>merlel is still here
honestly i just assumed he DNF'd at some point


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.29935 del
>>29934
technically he OTL'd but was saved by the whiners


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.29936 del
>benoit hilly is the kingmaker in this year's velogame


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:49 [Preview] No.29937 del
>>29931
motordoping squeaking is the easiest tell someone has no idea what they're talking about. maybe [MAYBE] you could get away with it in some absolute shitter race but with how the UCI is x-raying every bike every day, squeaking about the yellow jersey of all people motordoping should get all your opinions ever automatically discarded


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.29938 del
>>29936
madness to not pick him and Onley 2bqh


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.29939 del
>>29938
never expected onley to survive this long tbh but looking at the top 10 I also do not know who I expected ahead
I guess some UAE riders


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.29940 del
>>29939
shure, Almeida, Jorgenson (healthy), the Yateses, Remco, Mas, Carlito, Skelly, BOC are all guys with a better track record you could reasonably expect to go better


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.29941 del
neilson POWERFUL gonna go in the brakes last week?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 16:58 [Preview] No.29942 del
>>29939
I talked myself into him not surviving but I am still too hesitant to believe meself.
Even my initial team of Pog, Fish, Onley, Alaf, Kev was way better, surely there would be place for Healy there as I was picking only 6ers.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.29944 del
my only STUPID pick was Mawnus CORT


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.29945 del
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>>29942
I have champoussin for some reason, that could've been healy


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.29946 del
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Results. >>29943


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.29947 del
>>29944
he was really bad in the dauphine so I guess that's on you


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.29948 del
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>>29946
*ahem*


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.29949 del
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team in 1st really did hit it all


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.29950 del
>>29944
I guess my 6ers would be Romo, Healy, Barré so there is one blank too. Maybe two, depends on what Romo does this week.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.29951 del
>>29948
Hmm, I have seen it is shitting the bed but couldn't care less before. Let me see.
>>29949
I can see many people going through this combo but going for something else eventually.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.29952 del
>>29949
Gregoire has been invisible, where did these points come from (and he missed WELLENS, but otherwise it's basically perfect)


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.29953 del
>>29929
these jesters are unaware of the fact that shimano has buttons right on top of the hoods that you can program as shift buttons among anothers


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.29954 del
>using buttons


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.29955 del
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Finally I am a little bit ahead of Patje's Angels but we are both getting destroyed by that burgerbert


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.29956 del
tomorrow would have been a great Grug break day, too bad


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:44 [Preview] No.29957 del
Am I missing something or was roglic going to catch up these two and was called back?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:51 [Preview] No.29959 del
>>29957
They didn't show much, he attacked and was then caught (?) and then lipo attacked with him staying behind. Next image we see is him coming in fresh and lipo dead.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.29960 del
>>29959
When Jonas attacked he was coming back quite smoothly too


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.29961 del
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>>29958
average day and vibe post remxit


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.29962 del
Speaking of, apparently Van Barle is going to DQS


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.29963 del
>>29962
Yeah I read that rumor a couple of months ago when they said stuyven was going there


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.29964 del
>>29962
Better than going DSQ. Hehe


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.29965 del
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Lmao they're seething


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.29966 del
>>29962
they will pay top dollar for him even though he's dead&gone


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:08 [Preview] No.29967 del
>>29966
Nah they'll give him the moscon contract. Low base wage but huge bonuses when you perform


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:08 [Preview] No.29968 del
>>29965
based


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:11 [Preview] No.29969 del
>>29967
thats reasonable


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.29970 del
>>29967
why would he sign a contract like that when he's not going to win anything


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:16 [Preview] No.29971 del
>>29970
He's clearly one of those guys that still believes in himself but is held down by chutes and mechanicals. You can tell from his interviews.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.29972 del
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Another d*sc brake horror story, I don't I have it in me to write it down
Let's just say the ParkTools multitools is completely useless as it is too short to allow for adjustment in the fields


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:21 [Preview] No.29973 del
>>29965
Based. Throw him the fuck out


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.29974 del
Rip Ozzy Osbourne


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.29984 del
>>29974
Nice timing.
Must have already been very terminal.
Or assisted suicide, with the approval of his jewish wench.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.29985 del
>>29972
>not using you're field kit for home repairs


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:41 [Preview] No.29986 del
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>>29972
There is still time


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.29987 del
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>>29872
love this fella, he is the ultimative ANTI slurper, always there for a show and pushing fakkin watts


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:48 [Preview] No.29988 del
>>29919
its insane to me that nobody in the team would warn them not to take that shit poison. all these riders are multi million euro investments, you have to protect them, not destroy them with some jewish mystery juice


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:49 [Preview] No.29989 del
>>29988
lol


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.29990 del
>>29989
Jewish remark asside he's right


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.29991 del
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>>29972
>tfw endless amounts of rain ahead so your problems will only worsen in the coming weeks


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:04 [Preview] No.29992 del
>>29974
he ded? I thought those boomer rock stars on constant drugs couldn't die, only healthy ones would face early death.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.29993 del
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Anyway, I have completed this playlist. So I do not only know all current WT riders. I know all WT riders from since the WT was founded in 2005 (ProTour at the time). I expect everybody to master these quizzes. Thank you.

https://www.sporcle.com/playlists/DjayKico2/every-cyclists-in-world-tour-history


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:16 [Preview] No.29994 del
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>>29993
I only know like 20 runners by heart, some more when they get mentioned


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.29995 del
>>29993
why do these things always have such a short timer


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.29996 del
>>29995
You can play without time if you click on TIMER and change it to PRACTICE MODE


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.29997 del
Hey we're almost at 30000, someone better post FUCK W*UT or something


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:21 [Preview] No.29998 del
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SUPERMAN WAR SAUBER


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:21 [Preview] No.29999 del
what is even this bread?
>>29975


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.30000 del
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rusbert will apologize tomorrow


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.30001 del
well that was easy. back to the program.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:24 [Preview] No.30002 del
>>29999
Song is kinda lit


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.30003 del
>>29994
What about FRISCHKORN, he is in the F quiz


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:33 [Preview] No.30004 del
>>30003
I know my berts


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:37 [Preview] No.30005 del
>Jorge ARCAS
how is a man supposed to finish quizzes that are filled with nonexistent riders


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:41 [Preview] No.30006 del
>>30005
that was actually one of the ones I got first lmao


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:43 [Preview] No.30007 del
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>>30006
its a struggle


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:48 [Preview] No.30008 del
>>29991
i brought a jacket and it didnt rain so i think I found a cheat


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.30009 del
>>30007
I can't believe UAE has a morrocan rider that I can't think of


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.30010 del
>>29986
Looking on the page again, I think they removed their top level rim brake from their offer


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.30011 del
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>>30009
>10% below /cyc/ average
I see that morrocan rider now and there's no way he's real
<he actually still races in 2025 at club/ct level


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.30012 del
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>>30007
A is actually one of the hardest letters because of some crazy Basque names. But that is a very bad score


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.30013 del
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ordered


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.30014 del
>>30012
I got like 4 or 5 riders randomly when I wanted to type another rider
also Arrieta counts double so its even worse than you think


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:00 [Preview] No.30015 del
>>30007
I normally do alright in Bert van Koers quizzes so I wasn't prepared for how tough this would be. It's a lot harder remembering based on letters than results. It took me 15 minutes to remember Almeida.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.30016 del
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>>30012
I didn't even try with the basques
well just like in college I passed


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.30017 del
>>30013
no way, did you really do it?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.30018 del
>>30015
I would find it easier to just do them by year and not alphabet


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.30019 del
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I was so fixated on certain riders I didn't even put in fucking armstrong


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.30020 del
>>29955
teehee


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.30021 del
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>>30016
Did you at least get ANTUNES and ALARCÓN


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.30022 del
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>>30019
I forgot Alaphilippe


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:06 [Preview] No.30023 del
I forgot both armstrong and ala


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:07 [Preview] No.30024 del
>>30021
I did get antunes


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.30025 del
>>30021
I got Antunes before I realized it was world tour only and not all pro riders. I didn't know he had been on CCC.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.30026 del
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>>29965
meanwhile in the ASO car


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:36 [Preview] No.30027 del
>>30017
of course not, i don't trust the french


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:39 [Preview] No.30028 del
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Today, we celebrate one of the GREAT stages of the year as well as my ascent to the TOP of the Veloleague with another /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

Today's koers ran directly thru Chateauneuf-du-Pape; attention payers will remember the SENSATIONAL bottle of 2015 Mas de Boislauzon CdP Tintot from Paris-Nice (which encouraged me to buy three bottles of the 2016 vintage). As I do not like to repeat myself, we have decide to find a bottle from the mythical appellation of Mont VENTOUX itself!

Famille Perrin La Vielle Ferme Cotes du Ventoux 2023 ($10.99)

Famille Perrin is one of the great winemakers of the Southern Rhone, with a collection of wines and styles ranging from this bottle up to their Grand Vin -- Chateau de Beaucastel Chateauneuf-du-Pape. I have never had La Vielle Ferme before, but I do admit that I enjoy their "budget" Cotes du Rhone (Coudoulet de Beaucastel) as one of my go-to wines. La Vielle Ferme is grown on the slopes of Ventoux, and we have a typical Rhone blend to enjoy, although with a bit of a different mix - Carignan, Cinsault, Grenache, and Syrah.

Pours quite a dark ruby. The nose is surprisingly good - fresh raspberry, fresh strawberry, light licorice, and just a touch of bacon and pepper (I wonder how much Syrah is blended). There is some complexity to the nose, but definitely fruit forward. The palate is bone dry, with dusty tannins. There is a mélange of fruit and savory notes fighting through the tannins. The finish is short, without much acidity. The blend is great and obviously a well-made wine, but it is a bit hollow.

Boy, I was so hopeful based on the nose, but the structure definitely falls apart. For $11, this is great, a great food wine. I will probably stick with Coudoulet as my go-to Cotes du Rhone (which is like $35) but this is totally serviceable and widely-available.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:44 [Preview] No.30029 del
>>30028
PCS man filled his new van with wine from there


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 20:53 [Preview] No.30030 del
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I never noticed the red cleats on kris frums run. how do they not get exploding knees from cleats without float?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:01 [Preview] No.30032 del
>>30031
soon lipowitz will learn how to stop worrying and love the tramadol


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:02 [Preview] No.30033 del
>>30031
lmao


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:04 [Preview] No.30034 del
>>30028
this is the first one I've seen in my local grocery store


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:05 [Preview] No.30035 del
>>30032
kek


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.30036 del
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VERY concerning development on the bora front 2bqh


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.30037 del
>>30027
lame


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:11 [Preview] No.30038 del
>>30036
What is? That it's slovenian boomers seething this time?


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:14 [Preview] No.30039 del
>>30038
rather that Roglic was so good today. There may be fireworks soon


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:16 [Preview] No.30040 del
>>30039
wont matter because any possible betrayals wont be televised by french RAI


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:19 [Preview] No.30041 del
>>30040
unfortunately this
we only saw them for like 5 seconds twice
first roglic trying to follow then called back of
then lipowitz attacking and roglic slurping behind somebody (onley?)
and that was the last time we heard of them
both was 10+ km from the meta

they just dont have enough camera bikes, they all are motopacing ahead


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:21 [Preview] No.30042 del
>>30034
Generally you will not find good stuff at a grocery store. For the same price, go to your local wine shop and ask for recommendations for your taste and budget. I drink tons of stuff <$25 which is insanely flavorful and interesting.

However, for grocery store wine, this isn't bad.


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:35 [Preview] No.30043 del
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>>30041
80% of motos constantly have to pace squeakers back to their respective group
that results in van wilder randomly appearing with 1.5k to go


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:40 [Preview] No.30044 del
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>>30043
I'm convinced Van Wilder was hiding as a spectator and then suddenly jumped into the tete de la course. Somebody needs to scrutinize the footage of the leaders passing the crowds


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.30045 del
>the exclave of jorgenson


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 21:57 [Preview] No.30046 del
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*teleports behind you*


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 22:02 [Preview] No.30047 del
>>30045
abandoned j*nas to save matches for his own chances in the la vuelta as soon as it became apparent the fish was gutless and doesn't stand a CHANCE
strongmind behaviour really


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No.30048 del
fink I'll enjoy some bottles of tannat in honour of a certain Large MOREIRA once the volta rolls around


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 22:53 [Preview] No.30049 del
>>30048
the volta is a WT race in ethos anyway


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 23:00 [Preview] No.30050 del
>>30046
Van Wilder weeping while embracing VPP is a highlight of the whole Tour for me


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 23:01 [Preview] No.30051 del
>>30049
I'm not a gimmickposter THOUGH


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.30052 del
making pizza 2nite


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 23:15 [Preview] No.30053 del
>>30052
let's have a mit foto when you finish la


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 23:19 [Preview] No.30054 del
>>30052
ordered dominos with me mates last night. tasted like cardboard but i'll still eat that garbage


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 23:34 [Preview] No.30055 del
>>30054
You're not supposed to eat the box Bert


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.30056 del
>>30055
and leave precious carbs on the table? i pay for the whole thing i eat the whole thing


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 23:41 [Preview] No.30057 del
>>30055
the box probably taste better than that "pidzer"


Bert 07/22/2025 (Tue) 23:49 [Preview] No.30058 del
>>30046
Okay BUT seriously how did he do it?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 00:29 [Preview] No.30059 del
>>30058
the power of not having to be bullied by Remco


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 00:30 [Preview] No.30060 del
one of the claes gods was present at vive le velo tonight


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 00:32 [Preview] No.30061 del
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>>30051
I've never actually had tannat

And my reign as a gimmickposter will end in October, just a few more months of dealing with me


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.30062 del
>>30061
it's not to late to redempt yourself
you know what it is that you must do


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.30063 del
za


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 01:34 [Preview] No.30064 del
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za (mit foto)


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 01:56 [Preview] No.30065 del
>>30064
nice looking appetizer


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 02:10 [Preview] No.30066 del
>>30065
me and bertina weigh a collective 100 kilos, we don't need much


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.30067 del
>>30066
still a basile leaf as big as a slice...


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.30068 del
>>30067
dude I s2g


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 03:15 [Preview] No.30069 del
>>30067
they're also gigantic basil leaves, the pizza is pretty big


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 05:09 [Preview] No.30070 del
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Paypiggus.. it's time.
Starting a total switch to Park Tool™ branded bike maintenance utilities.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 05:10 [Preview] No.30071 del
>>30064
Noice zzer.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 05:23 [Preview] No.30072 del
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kek


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.30073 del
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>>29388
Kek of course hln is running with it.
>poor watch reading
Or maybe it was the hospital diagnosed pneumonia, who knows


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.30074 del
>>30064
good looking za


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 06:28 [Preview] No.30075 del
horner really hates wout lol


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 06:46 [Preview] No.30076 del
>>30075
I think Wout really took those trine comments to heart because dude hasn't done jack shit for the team all race


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.30077 del
>>30076
I think it's an agreement with the team that he could do whatever he wanted at the tour. Trine knew about it and this is why she complained.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 08:23 [Preview] No.30078 del
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ulle stating the obvious


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 08:28 [Preview] No.30079 del
>>30078
he will find help in Allah


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 08:42 [Preview] No.30080 del
kasper asgreen wins today


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 09:52 [Preview] No.30081 del
>van poppel DNS because his wife gave birth
bruh you were at the last sprint stage


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.30082 del
>>30081
no refunds!

do sprintfolk even have the energy left to get over the hills today? Asgreen victory seems ever more likely


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.30083 del
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riding with an ebiker be like


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 10:24 [Preview] No.30084 del
>>30081
Surely trek and Wanty will keep this together.
Last chance for saloon for sprinters.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 10:26 [Preview] No.30085 del
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>>30084
Quoted the wrong Belgian


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 10:33 [Preview] No.30086 del
>>30084
I'm sure Trek will try but they can't do it alone. Unless Quickstep and some jobber teams decide to help them it could easily be a breakaway stage.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.30087 del
>>30086
quick step will try, shitter teams like israel too probably because they're too retarded to get into the break


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 10:41 [Preview] No.30088 del
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impressive by big Nelson


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.30089 del
Another GREAT stage for W*ut van Aert to attack all day, get no result and then be too tired tomorrow to do anything for the team


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.30090 del
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Why is that weird Russian thread still there. Just make me a mod, I would manage all this with an iron fist


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 11:21 [Preview] No.30091 del
>>30090
It's called Board Volunteer, please pay attention to the site culture


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.30092 del
>>30090
looks like the threat has been dealt with


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.30093 del
>>30090
they probably son't have the budget to hire everyone that wants to help


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 11:29 [Preview] No.30094 del
>>30093
He would do it for free, obviously


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 11:44 [Preview] No.30095 del
>>30094
working...for free?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 11:47 [Preview] No.30096 del
RAIN. STOP THE RACE


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.30097 del
Lol W*ut almost goes under that fucking car. Did he stuff himself with tramadol today?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.30098 del
they should release the amount of at-home WADA tests that are done on each pro cyclists like in MMA so we can see how many times they have visited ABRAHAMSEN


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.30099 del
Oh that looks like a giro level slurper


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.30100 del
wout should release his blood passport


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.30101 del
>>30100
Personal information sir


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.30102 del
>>30090
Manage to keep your train in one piece first


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.30103 del
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imagine if Wout in his current form would turn out to be doped big time
that would be embarrassing


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.30104 del
>>30103
the scar on his knee is actually a magic demon face like voldemort that stole the power from the rest of his benen


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.30105 del
>>30104
plausible


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 12:22 [Preview] No.30106 del
who wins 'barely human' Wout or 1.1 Hirschi


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 12:24 [Preview] No.30107 del
>>30106
barely human Wout dropped Pog uphill
I know who I'm betting on


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 12:25 [Preview] No.30108 del
>>30106
Nielson with a stiel chair


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.30109 del
DS said they want SEIXAS to ride the tour next year. Poor dude is going to be the best french rider for the next 12 years without ever winning it


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:06 [Preview] No.30110 del
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does wout have to pay for the damage he did to the car?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.30111 del
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I thought that was an Italian thing


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.30112 del
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barre getting a free ride


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.30113 del
hello, this is sir brailsford. pull at the front the pedalton and push hard to please the sponsors.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.30114 del
>>30113
ok, sir brailsford literally just said this is on the radio.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.30115 del
ineos just want to make enemies lol


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.30116 del
>milan all alone
lidl biggest knuckleheads at this tour


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.30117 del
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got hit by a massive local downpour, soaked in like 30 seconds
then because I had headwind the cloud kept crossing my route like I was in twister
guess it's karma for laughing at bertacek


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.30118 del
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(865.59 KB 1280x720 selfie.png)


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.30119 del
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captain america has to save Milan


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.30120 del
Where are the live reports from Theresienstadt


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.30121 del
Oh wait that was in Czechia, different Teresin


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.30122 del
Israel car crashed lmao


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.30123 del
reckon they could finish off the fatmen on the next hill?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.30124 del
>>30121
The prestigious Course de la Paix Juniors is usually in May
This Teresin is a cheap polish knockoff, they don't even intern the jews in there I think


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.30125 del
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wout gave up


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:09 [Preview] No.30126 del
Made the mistake of going to a shop other than decathlon for my new chain. God I hate bikeshops


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.30127 del
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so you're telling me that wout finished 2nd at the sprint stages before and after the Ventoux stage and won the double Ventoux stage back in 2021?
where's his blood passport?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.30128 del
Lulu seething


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.30129 del
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chute alain philippe once again


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.30130 del
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please bert, you could have drawn a squeaker or >using pedals on your sign


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.30131 del
How is this helping Jonas?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.30132 del
>wout


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.30133 del
gay attack


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.30134 del
kek he's looking back like he expected people to join him
certified KWAB


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.30135 del
>>30131
fuck the king


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.30136 del
>>30131
Putting doubt into jonas mind


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.30137 del
Great idea to give this fucking retard a lifelong contract


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.30138 del
>>30131
Jones doesn't have wout in his veloteam


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.30139 del
He is not even gaining on the leaders, this is just sad


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.30140 del
(28.99 KB 103x124 Wout Le Kwak Face.png)


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.30141 del
chasse patate wout


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.30142 del
why isn't POWERFUL in the break today >.<


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.30143 del
He has become really weak, grug would have caught the front group by now


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.30144 del
Wout is based and you cannot change my mind


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.30145 del
Tremendous kwaking for van Shart


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.30146 del
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Is he doing this on purpose? Does he hate Trine that much?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.30147 del
Moral winner he showed good form


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.30148 del
Chutes incoming last 10 km


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.30149 del
>>30142
saving matches to score another san sebastian


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.30150 del
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so he rode into the commisaire car during the neutral start and now this chasse patate. if I were the rabobank boss, I'd give him the kris frum treatment and would send him to shitter 1.1 and 1.2 races like czech tour and tour de sibiu until he retires.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.30151 del
imagine the seethe if jonas chutes in this finale


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.30152 del
>>30144
probably the least based rider in the peleton
what is there even to like


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.30153 del
CANCEL THE FUCKING STAGE


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.30154 del
>Parrot-Painter against Abrahamsen on a flat road


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.30155 del
>contract year for Mohoric
grim


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.30156 del
hate seeing Simmons' fucking face


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.30157 del
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top kek


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.30158 del
>>30156
why do you hate freedom


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.30159 del
#PrayForRoglic


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.30160 del
Peloton is just riding towards those two motos that are like 5 meters in front of them


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.30161 del
>>30158
he's an idiot and his whole aesthetic is hideous


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.30162 del
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>>30156
ya seethe?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.30163 del
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>>30158


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.30164 del
>>30160
good I want Abrahamsen caught yesterday


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.30165 del
praying that roidlick has another chute comicale soon


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.30166 del
>>30161
i agree but its kitsch


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.30167 del
>>30164
I don't think he will get caught, he is using dopage that is untraceable


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.30168 del
least obvious setup to a roglic chute mortale ever


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.30169 del
>>30168
Fred Wright prepared for this and is ready


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.30170 del
>>30168
Then Jordan JEGAT is in the top 10


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.30171 del
You now remember Wout VAN AERT


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.30172 del
>>30171
I'd immediately fire the guy who signed the lifelong contract for wout


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:58 [Preview] No.30173 del
>>30172
is it even public how much he earns, a kwab like him probably earns peanuts


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.30174 del
Almost no domestiques left, so any moment now teams will go and ride for some absolute retard like Démare or Penhoët


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.30175 del
>>30174
doesn't matter because abrahamsen will accelerate and win


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:01 [Preview] No.30176 del
>lotto pacing for de lie
good thing he peaked in week 3


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.30177 del
>>30176
>starts sprint in 33rd position and finishes 9th


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.30178 del
I think of the runner LIE every time I see an coo on me rides (this happens very often)


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.30179 del
>>30175
there he is


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.30180 del
AbrahamsenGOD


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.30181 del
FUCKING BAN HIM ALREADY


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.30182 del
Uno-X in the rain. Yeah it's over, sorry sprinter shitters


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.30183 del
Oh yeah, let's go for Ackermann's 17th place


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.30184 del
nys très normal at this tour.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.30185 del
Van Wilder will win this.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.30186 del
is abrahamsen also on the UAE blacklist?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.30187 del
DIE MOTOR MOET DAAR WEG RENAAT


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.30188 del
>>30184
he is in this race?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.30189 del
>>30183
They are riding for Stewart's 12th place though


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.30190 del
Israel with the whole fucking team. If Ackermann gets top 5 here I will set my træen on fire


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.30191 del
>pacher combatif
the french have zero decency


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.30192 del
>>30184
classic case of can't recover fast enough


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.30193 del
imagine if abrahamsen was a balkanoid or a sudaka
imagine the squeaking if his ethnicity was any different


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.30194 del
>>30193
i've been saying this. the blatant racism in cycling must be acknowledged


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.30195 del
Oh I thought Groenewegen was DNF. I predict 16th place


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.30196 del
imagine the damage accumulating to pogatcher's rapidly weakening lungs
tick tock pogibois


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.30197 del
>>30186
porbably a general mark on shit-x


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.30198 del
wout van KWAAAAB


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.30199 del
danny van poppel smiling somewhere knowing he doesn't have to race this fucking death trap of a finish


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.30200 del
let's see pr*moz collide with some road furniture already


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.30201 del
The only question left: with how many lengths does Merlier win ahead of Milan and how many lengths is Milan ahead of all the other retards


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.30202 del
clenching my butthole when they hit those roundabouts


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.30203 del
>fake horn sounds again


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.30204 del
if you live within 500km and aren't standing in the rain to watch a sprint train form for torty seconds lower you're tone when squeaking


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.30205 del
>>30202
seems to go over smoothly


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.30206 del
I prepared my chute post. just waiting to post it.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.30207 del
waar chutes hee?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.30208 del
Chute


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.30209 del
>>30206
I have a BIG post of my own waiting in reserve


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.30210 del
THERE IT IS
MERLIER got stopped


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:13 [Preview] No.30211 del
there it is


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.30212 del
CHUTE CATASTROPHIQUE


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.30213 del
CATASTROPHIQUE


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.30214 del
CHUTE


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.30215 del
Mös 2nd not bad


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.30216 del
Jonathan Maylan with the victory


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.30217 del
the fuck was meeus waiting for


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.30218 del
DE LIE almost murdered MAYLAND


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.30219 del
DE LIE 3rd place
had to change wins


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.30220 del
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY VELOPOINTS


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.30221 del
Girmay GONE, DEAD


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.30222 del
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Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.30223 del
What the fuck was that retard De Lie doing. Assassination attempt


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.30224 del
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Racism wins


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.30225 del
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what phenoet type is this rider? and yes it's not phenoet.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.30226 del
MILAN never looks back lmao. anything that happens behind his seatpost doesnt count


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.30227 del
>>30225
can tell it's not from the calfs


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.30228 del
Merlier lovely save


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.30229 del
dainese rode into girmay like a retard to evade the chute


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.30230 del
>>30227
Well yeah Penhoët is 7th


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.30231 del
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They took a guranteed win away from my boy BITTNER


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.30232 del
Of course my designated fat guy is a meh pick for reasons out of my reach.
Give me the next season already, although the next one may be the one I stop paying attention. Already dwindling.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.30233 del
always french shitters starting the chute


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.30234 del
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girmay collected


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.30235 del
>>30230
this isn't one of PCS's hallucinations again is it


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.30236 del
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Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.30237 del
Merlier would have won this so easily it's not even funny


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.30238 del
>another RUSSO top ten


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:24 [Preview] No.30239 del
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>be cofidis
>kills the sprinters of other teams for no reason
>profit


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.30240 del
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>be primoz
>stays on bike
pas normal


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.30241 del
>>30238
Last adjustment I have done.
Pluck RUSSO out, tink about it, put SCOTSON in. >>22173
Unrivaled levels of self-sabotage from me, this season.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.30242 del
>>30239
>cofidis shitter should bashing
>fdj shitter moving away from the barriers to get somewhere he doesn't fit
many such cases


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.30243 del
the streets of assmara are in mourning


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.30244 del
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>berthold
which one of you makes these fake teams and riders


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.30245 del
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>>30244
>Foreskinring


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.30246 del
Time for a quick ride before it starts raining.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.30247 del
Jordi Mouse didn't know where the finish was? Did this idiot not do recon or something


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.30248 del
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>>30244
Guy in 2nd could almost do a dabski on the rest of the peloton


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.30249 del
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>>30244
I've seen some of these guys IRL when they were P&S benotti
and now they are sponsored by bert what a timeline


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.30250 del
a mere 28C today, very temperate and comfy


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.30251 del
>>30249
so you're the architect


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.30253 del
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Results. >>30252


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.30254 del
Yes, the state of 4/cyc/ is dire, hopefully this will end with the tourist outflow but this is not fine at all.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.30255 del
>>30254
the brit will still be there Though


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.30256 del
>>30254
it's easy just to not open the thread and not post


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 16:03 [Preview] No.30257 del
>>30256
I have to do the needful and post the results there.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.30258 del
>>30255
nigga posted his benis and ban evades


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.30259 del
going out for an evening ride. someone else might have to make a new thread soon.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.30260 del
>>30259
for free?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.30261 del
>>30259
shan't be making it
shall be shitposting in it once it exists Though


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.30262 del
is evening the most kino time to ride?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.30263 del
>>30262
yes unequivocally


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 16:43 [Preview] No.30264 del
>>30262
yes


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.30266 del
>>30265
kek, another legendary patje


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 16:52 [Preview] No.30267 del
>>30265
based dick over painter


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:17 [Preview] No.30268 del
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SQUEAKERS GETTING HEEMED


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:20 [Preview] No.30269 del
>>30268
heem squeaky


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:20 [Preview] No.30270 del
>>30268
why did he do it kek


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:21 [Preview] No.30271 del
>>30268
lmfao


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:24 [Preview] No.30272 del
>>30270
>instagram handle on back of jersey
attention assumably


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:24 [Preview] No.30273 del
>>30268
wtf?


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:25 [Preview] No.30274 del
>>30273
finally getting those decathlon dopeurs out the fuck race


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.30275 del
I will cook a new thread for no financial gain


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:35 [Preview] No.30276 del
>>30268
Rim brothers, not like this


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:35 [Preview] No.30277 del
I will keep refreshing this thread


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.30279 del
new thread:
>>30278
>>30278
>>30278


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:42 [Preview] No.30281 del
>>30279
Shit thread.
Shan't be posting in it.


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.30282 del
>>30281
of course not, not when we are so close to 1000


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 17:51 [Preview] No.30284 del
>>30268
like a sack of potatoes the last photo, kek


Bert 07/23/2025 (Wed) 18:14 [Preview] No.30288 del
Last post, pronto.


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