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/cyc/ - general Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No. 34306
Volta Fever edition

>Current and upcoming races
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT
21.08 GP Lucien Van Impe 1.1 WE
23.08 - 14.09 La Vuelta Ciclista a España 2.UWT
26.08 - 29.08 Tour Poitou - Charentes en Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
27.08 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.1
28.08 Kreiz Breizh Elites Féminin 1.1 WE
30.08 Classic Lorient Agglomération - CERATIZIT 1.WWT
31.08 Bretagne Classic - Ouest-France 1.UWT
02.09 - 07.09 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT
02.09 - 07.09 Lloyds Bank Tour of Britain Men 2.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic 1.Pro
06.09 Maryland Cycling Classic Women 1.1
07.09 GP Industria & Artigianato 1.Pro
08.09 - 09.09 Tour of Binzhou 2.1
09.09 - 14.09 Tour Cycliste Féminin International de l'Ardèche 2.1 WE
10.09 Giro della Toscana - Memorial Alfredo Martini 1.1
11.09 Gran Premio città di Peccioli - Coppa Sabatini 1.Pro

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Xjeg9zf7 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.click/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>33269


Bert 08/04/2025 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.34310 del
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Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 00:43 [Preview] No.34327 del
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Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 00:46 [Preview] No.34328 del
>>34326
is it Bud Lite


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 00:48 [Preview] No.34329 del
>>34325
Fanta innit


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 00:51 [Preview] No.34330 del
>>34329
Fanta (lemon) is delicious


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 01:25 [Preview] No.34331 del
if Bertaček were from burgerstan he would 1000% be a pbr chud


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 01:26 [Preview] No.34332 del
>>34316
anxiously waiting for the prestigious GREE TOUR OF GUANGXI vin selections


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 01:39 [Preview] No.34333 del
>>34332
he's gonna pay $60 for a bottle of cooking wine


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 04:41 [Preview] No.34334 del
>>34287
Very good! Volume is king.
I have been pretty busy with the kid as my wife went back to work and I was alone at home with the kid for a week. Yesterday she started kindergarten and I went back to work so now I can finally relax a bit again, hehe. 3h ride coming up later today.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.34335 del
Mhmm ruben fernandez or the sulphurous brady gilmore....


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 06:52 [Preview] No.34336 del
landismo is finally back today


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 07:09 [Preview] No.34337 del
Sander DE PESTEL still without contract for next season. Soudal has hired 2 washed out Belgians so far for next season, why not add another one?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 07:11 [Preview] No.34338 del
>>34337
Made for cofidis


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 07:54 [Preview] No.34339 del
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>>34337
I am pretty sure they renewed his contract, I remember posting about this and being annoyed


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 07:58 [Preview] No.34340 del
Hmm no I think it was that article about all those shitters getting thrown out of Dopathlon but I was SHOCKED "Sander de Pestel" was not on that list. Maybe they added him


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.34341 del
>>34340
PRobably wasn't even worth mentionning


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:01 [Preview] No.34342 del
Or forgot about him at all, which makes sense


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.34343 del
>>34341
This, so much this!


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:11 [Preview] No.34344 del
for me its kieran HAUG


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:18 [Preview] No.34345 del
greenstreets transfer to tietema rockets confirmed
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4sB_bDEmj_g [Embed]


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:30 [Preview] No.34346 del
>>34345
and they think they can bribe their into the tour with pizza?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:31 [Preview] No.34347 del
>>34345
Absolute waste of money


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.34348 del
>>34346
they just need:
>Total to fold
>Arkea to fold
>Them to somehow have a more enticing team to invite then Q36.5 with pidders
or get a guaranteed wildcard. totally feasible


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.34349 del
>>34348
Well Arkea is already gone and dead, Total is joining Ineos and Q36.5 is buying the WT license from Wanty


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.34350 del
>>34349
forgot about wanty lol


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.34351 del
>>34349
Would be an absolute shame if the Q36 shitter squad got a WT licence before Uno X or tufor


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.34352 del
>>34349
I don't think Total is joining ineos, it's just that Total will be sponsoring two separate teams.
Anyhow ride done. Was supposed to be 3x10min at 400-410W but the legs weren't there today so I moved to around threshold after the first one. It was only at the fourth interval that I realised I should increase my cadence to 100-105, and boy did it make a world of difference. My coach had said I should do these at "natural cadence", and I had thought it would be easier at 90-95, but nope, much much harder to put out power that way.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.34353 del
>>34352
Imbalance a bit high, no ?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.34354 del
>>34351
>Dunbar
>Wright
>Pidcock
>F. Christen
>Howson
>Lampaert
>Hermans
>Meurisse/Frison/Bax/other mid rouleur
much much better then last year but still shit i agree


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.34355 del
>>34354
Lampaert extended with quick step
Keep in mind you need to be able to field 3 grand tour teams if you're world tour


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.34356 del
>>34354
All those runners are shit, Bert


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.34357 del
>>34356
yes that's what i said. but is it more or less shit then this year in which they brought AZPARREN, LIEPINS and ZUKOWSKY to the cheero


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 09:04 [Preview] No.34358 del
>>34353
It varies a bit for me, sometimes 51/49, sometimes 53/47. Doesn't seem to bother me much, no saddle issues etc. No idea about the cause heh


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 09:07 [Preview] No.34359 del
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Very cool
The cave beckons


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.34360 del
>>34359
Can't wait for the weather to cool down so that doing high intensity rape sessions is possible again, at the moment the garage is 25 degrees and humid so it's just inferior from a performance standpoint


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.34361 del
>he wants the weather to be shitty so that he can do harder rape sessions


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.34362 del
>>34361
Well at the moment it's 20-25 but with constant intermittent rain showers and hard wind, I'd much rather have pleasant 10-15 degrees than this. Then again in that weather outdoor sessions are much nicer as well


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 09:42 [Preview] No.34363 del
>>34362
Put an aircon in your garage?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 09:48 [Preview] No.34364 del
>>34363
Yeah that could work, the reason I haven't done anything about it yet is I'm not sure how it works with the ground-source pump central heating/cooling we have in the house (I fear it could throw it out of whack). But the three vaxxmasters and dehumidifier aren't really doing it at the moment, so I have to think of something. Maybe a small portable cooling pump or something.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 09:52 [Preview] No.34365 del
>>34364
Just get one on electricity? My parents have those and they're amazing


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 09:57 [Preview] No.34366 del
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refreshed the old thread for 12 hours award


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 09:59 [Preview] No.34367 del
LAFAY is back tomorrow, let's see if he can fight for a contract next year


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:00 [Preview] No.34368 del
[placeholder post that I can delete as those new thread posts are important to some berts]


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.34369 del
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My favourite burger joint is closing


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.34370 del
>>34365
There's the problem that I fear that any kind of cooling there in the garage could throw the rest of the central AC system off if some sensor detects that it is getting cooler, so it will start heating the rest of the house more etc. But then again the garage isn't as cool right now as the rest of the house so it's likely just cut off from the central heating system altogether. I guess a plumber could easily confirm that and then I could get a rape aircon machine


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.34371 del
>>34366
oh no no no


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>>34333
Desperately searching for this


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.34374 del
>>34373
>(traditional Chinese medicine) “three penis liquor”, a brown-yellow alcoholic beverage made from three kinds of animal penis and used in traditional Chinese medicine to “enhance health”
>Shén biān jiǔ 神鞭酒 ("divinely [efficacious] penis wine) is listed in the most renowned traditional Chinese pharmacopeias.
>So far as I know, the most popular shén biān jiǔ 神鞭酒 ("divinely [efficacious] penis wine) is géjiè shén biān jiǔ (蛤蚧神鞭酒), "divinely [efficacious] gecko penis wine"
do orientals really


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:16 [Preview] No.34375 del
>>34367
his program is tour de l’ain and that’s it turbo grim year


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.34376 del
I think we're sleeping on the fact that lipowitz and onley EASILY won the clean tdf above anyone else


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.34377 del
>>34374
yes as a matter of fact they've hunted many species of animal to near extinction in their quest for penis growth potions


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:23 [Preview] No.34378 del
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>Groundbreaking rider Sibylle Vogt has been banned for six months by France Galop stewards after testing positive for metabolites of cocaine at Compiegne in March, although she mounted a similar defence to that which gained partial success in other high-profile cases.

>Vogt accepted the adverse sample findings but pleaded for a more lenient sentence than the standard six months for a first offence, arguing that she had not taken or knowingly come into contact with cocaine, but believed she had suffered contamination through a sexual partner.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.34379 del
>>34376
>clean
is there really no squeaking about lipo and onley? Does the pog just absorb it all so everyone else flies under the radar?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.34380 del
>>34378
>dude I got it from coke whores (male) I swear!
I shall mount (heh) this defense as well when I'm inevitably popped (eheh) for dopage in the future


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.34381 del
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>No Picón Blanco at the La Vuelta Ciclista a Burger
Let's see if the new Puerto is a worthy replacement


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.34382 del
>>34378
Boned by Boonen


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:32 [Preview] No.34383 del
No Mas at the Vuelta


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.34384 del
>>34383
What???


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:36 [Preview] No.34385 del
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>>34383
>>34384
>Out with leg injury (Thrombophlebitis in left leg)


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Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:38 [Preview] No.34387 del
>>34383
Thanks vingegaard


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.34388 del
And no VAN EETVELT either
The startlist is shaping up to be rather grim


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.34389 del
>>34383
this is payback for mocking cian


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:39 [Preview] No.34390 del
>>34378
>horse racing
>doping the jockey with cocaine
lol


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.34391 del
>>34388
I'm sure riding around injured for months on end helped him.
Clown rider with a clown team


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.34392 del
>>34388
Easy JOAO win?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.34393 del
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>>34385
what the flop
oi Mas why was your blood clotting?? This sounds like a dopage injury


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:47 [Preview] No.34394 del
>>34369
F
we habben ein seerious probleem


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.34395 del
>>34388
>Mas
>Van Eetvelt
nothing of value was lost


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:50 [Preview] No.34396 del
>>34378
>She continued: "I'm currently doing great in terms of sports, and there's no reason to distract myself in any way. I celebrated my 30th birthday a week before, on March 23rd – it was a lovely, carefree evening in private. Neither I nor my guests nor my family had any contact with drugs.
things i say after totally not going on a coke bender


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.34397 del
>>34383
no nono no NO NO. cancel the race


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.34398 del
Vuelta without Mas is like a café zonder bier Michel


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 10:57 [Preview] No.34399 del
>>34383
Horrible news both for my veloteam and for the Vuelta in general, love the grimace of Mas on a mountaintop finish


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:12 [Preview] No.34400 del
>>34379
When pog and fish are more or less twice as fast as anyone else, the latter appears as clean I guess


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.34401 del
6 top tier races tomorrow. I'm gonna have ciclismo overload.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.34402 del
I rode this very road a month ago


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:14 [Preview] No.34403 del
>>34402
you posted the rampa, but you didn't tell us about the uranium mines.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.34404 del
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>>34383
But I have already had the perfect squad in me head.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:15 [Preview] No.34405 del
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I actually rode at least 1/3 of these roads, last month and then before during one race


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.34406 del
>>34393
>Thrombophebitis is a phlebitis related to a thrombus
Ah yes of course, thanks Sean


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:16 [Preview] No.34407 del
>>34403
I actually don't know where exactly they are


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.34408 del
>Visma pulling for brennan
Are we about to witness pure sulfur


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.34409 del
>>34405
probably somewhere nearby the big UWAGA sign


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.34410 del
They are going downhill now while Bertacek continued right all the way back to Bohemia


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.34411 del
Brennan could win the tour de france


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:18 [Preview] No.34412 del
>>34408
god willing


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:19 [Preview] No.34413 del
How does that work, mcully and a flat race sprinter


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:35 [Preview] No.34414 del
>>34413
>coward Honore still only 28


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:38 [Preview] No.34415 del
>>34413
fact: arizonan's are the most powerful race on earth


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:45 [Preview] No.34416 del
thinking about it, tietema has a French licence, so sooner or later the tour has to invite them. the tour can't live without the next French superstar Killian VERSCHUREN.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.34417 del
😊


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 12:02 [Preview] No.34418 del
rightful bohemian clay btw


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 12:15 [Preview] No.34420 del
>>34379
Fish barely gets any squeaking, it's just pog


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 12:17 [Preview] No.34421 del
>>34419
BASED


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 12:26 [Preview] No.34422 del
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>>34420
not that long ago, there was
winner takes all, squeaking included


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 12:36 [Preview] No.34423 del


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 12:44 [Preview] No.34424 del
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>>34423
>tf no longer a "veiniu"


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:19 [Preview] No.34425 del
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surely uranium mines soon


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:21 [Preview] No.34426 del
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>german bert is sending over another shit show


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:25 [Preview] No.34427 del
Don't you guys have months long vacation in summer as well?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:28 [Preview] No.34428 del
look at that Prussian castle with those Wilhelm portraits lol


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.34429 del
CHUTE JUNGELS


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:30 [Preview] No.34430 del
chute molleman, jungels and DSM martinez


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:31 [Preview] No.34431 del
ineos left a pinarello on the side of the road if you need a new bike bertusz


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.34432 del
fuck it, I'm getting tired of all those Eurosport ads. imagine actually paying for this shit and still getting shown ads. I'm watching Burgos instead until they reach the final rampa in Polan


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:43 [Preview] No.34433 del
also no Colombia stage today due to
>Race cancelled Stage cancelled due to logistical issues.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.34434 del


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:47 [Preview] No.34435 del
Maxim van Gils, Lennert van Eetvelt, and Ilan van Wilder are all the same runner to me


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.34436 del
>>34433
These people cancelled my 40€ per year to ask 140€ with extra ads. I will litteraly never pay for that shit


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:48 [Preview] No.34437 del
Rusbert memorial edition soon


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.34438 del
how long until the UCI bans those nose band aids?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.34439 del
>>34437
avocado is booning tom boonen?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.34440 del
>>34437
That is Rusbert


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.34441 del
>>34437
She chose THIS? This is some goblin tier pointy nose. And ears.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.34442 del
>>34437
based Bert living the dream


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.34443 del
>>34437
he looks AI generated


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.34444 del
>>34426
perfectly timed for the evening ride innit


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.34445 del
>>34444
yes well


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:57 [Preview] No.34446 del
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>Vuelta Burger with portuguese commentary
a fever is brewing


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 13:59 [Preview] No.34447 del


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.34448 del
>>34437
literal goblin


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:03 [Preview] No.34449 del
real burgos hours


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.34450 del
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>>34446
And a new power is rising...


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.34451 del


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.34452 del
dries de bondt with puppy paws


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.34453 del
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>>34446
>volta burgšt


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.34454 del
>on a vraiment confidence en Vacek
eurosport squeaker believe in him


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.34455 del
stop it with these visit polan ads already. yes those wooden lutheran churches are really something else, but with 10k to go we want to see the race.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.34456 del
I forgot godon was french NC


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.34457 del
Cum on Vacek.
Don't be a fraud.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:18 [Preview] No.34458 del
>>34445
just ride east fast!


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:24 [Preview] No.34459 del
waar brennon?
waar van gils?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.34460 del
brendan awol


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.34461 del
Lapeira


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.34462 del
whew I love these grinding finishes that just keep going


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.34463 del
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Pas normale


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:29 [Preview] No.34464 del
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>>34461
And I went with Godon.
Fucking great!


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.34465 del
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hello yes i DEMAND a refund


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.34466 del
absolutely humilated those frauds


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.34467 del
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Kinda of a velogoombling blowout though


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.34468 del
lapeira? wow. imagine him winning pologne, the first squeaker to break the French curse.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.34469 del
Nicht normal


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.34470 del
jan christen is retarded. let's see if fabio christen is more successful in Burgos.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.34471 del
my team is so bad...


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.34472 del
Victor LANGELOTTI of all places too


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.34473 del
Fuck langelotti did do well, I should have believed


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.34474 del
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It was not even Sheffield, it was Langelotti. Perhaps should have picked Vacek after all.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.34475 del
nice rampa finish in Burgos


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.34476 del
Bettiol not bad, might score some points in octobre for vino


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.34477 del
chute comicale in Burgos. was that del stier?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.34478 del
CHUTE DEL TORO


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:33 [Preview] No.34479 del
>>34477
yes, taking down based Ciccone


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.34480 del
bora bros deny a AG2R victory in burgos.
Roger ADRIA wins.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.34481 del
In ultimuš kurvuš too


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.34482 del
rare bora W


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.34483 del
well, no refunds


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.34484 del
del kwabo


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.34485 del
that beeshow kid is bretty good. some may say the next SEIXAS


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:35 [Preview] No.34486 del
Cowardly Del Retardo tries to get revenge on Ciccone


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:36 [Preview] No.34487 del
>>34486
kek didnt realize he took out cicco


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.34488 del
>>34487
nasty fall on his wrist and elbow


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:38 [Preview] No.34489 del


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.34490 del
>Jordan LABROSSE
who?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.34491 del
>>34489
that looks bad for cicco


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.34492 del
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All the right guys on shortlist, all the wrong picks.
First year a top 10 on vibes, second year a top 20 trying to nail it too much + some bad luck, third year the dialectic will bear its perfected fruit.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.34493 del
>>34490
dude rode most of san sebastian solo, he's pretty good


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.34494 del
>>34489
does he get his hands under Cicco's wheel?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.34495 del
>>34489
Clear collection fall.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.34496 del
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Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.34497 del
>POOLE behind FROOME


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.34498 del
>>34489
fucking hell dude just recovered too


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:41 [Preview] No.34499 del
All those helicopter shots in Poland and still no shot of the Bohemian Alps


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.34500 del
>>34497
some absolute busts in there that I dodged
>DNF Martinez
>Poole
>Zamboni
>Baroncini
>Brennan


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.34501 del
>>34500
Looked HARD on both inis, almost picked Baroncini but luckily I had to put Majka in.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.34502 del
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>>34500
but brennan will surprise in the later races


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.34503 del
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What the fuck
Apparently BERNAL GOMEZ rode the Giro
That can't be right


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.34504 del
>>34491
hit his head, too, hopefully not badly


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.34505 del
>>34503
kinda rude, he was really entertaining in the first half
expected more from you


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:44 [Preview] No.34506 del
>>34494
yup, that's what takes Ciccone down


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.34507 del
literal child ALVAREZ 16th in burgos


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:46 [Preview] No.34508 del
küng is riding pologne. just so you know.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.34509 del
Eulálio in form just in the for the volta


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.34510 del
>>34503
I don't pay enough attention to notice things like that


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.34511 del
We live in Antilles


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.34512 del
>>34508
A responsible bert would surely consider him heavily with respek to the TT and overall not terrible parcours for him, but then a bert would get a refresher on his PCS log and would never consider him further.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.34513 del
>>34508
yes he is on my equipe


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.34514 del
>>34512
you now remember that one algarve where suddenly turned into a climber


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.34516 del
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Results. >>34515


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:01 [Preview] No.34517 del
Ok, off for a brief commute so whatever Bernds and Brtek keep sending over doesn't start pouring before I am back.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:02 [Preview] No.34518 del
so it's official


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.34520 del
>>34518
EVENEPOEL to BORA


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.34521 del
remco to bora
heard it here first like always


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:05 [Preview] No.34523 del
>>34241
this is very funny within this new context kek


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.34524 del
>>34519
>>34520
COMMUNICADO OFFICIAL


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:07 [Preview] No.34525 del
>>34518
This will be good for both teams. I'm thinking Remco with the Bora boys could make for some fun shenanigans. I hope they extend with Rogla too for maximum chaos.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.34526 del
>>34525
It's an amazing news for Quickstep. Having to take the full entourage for lipo domestique is a bit much


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.34527 del
>>34522
>few riders have achieved such an impressive résumé in just a few seasons.
he's literally been professional for 7 years. he went pro the same year as pog.
>Remco Evenepoel’s arrival marks more than just a milestone for Red Bull – BORA – hansgrohe – it is a clear signal. With renewed confidence and bold ambition, the team is setting its course to become one of the most attractive forces on the international cycling stage in the years to come.
ai hands wrote this


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.34528 del
>>34525
imagine the memco seethe being the second wheel in a double leader strategy. one can dream of such scenarios


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.34529 del
tdf 2026 bora tridente
>remco and roglic free role from the beginning
>lipowitz has to slave for them until they both shart and he's 3 minutes ahead so he gets to ride for himself as well
>3 men all on their own ffa sharting it up while lab and uae laugh
lets not forget roglic and remco obviously dislike one another


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.34530 del
>>34526
>Having to take the full entourage for lipo domestique is a bit much
If you have the money he's good. You know he will score some victories every season and he's a big name that draws a lot of attention.
Sure he can't win Tour de France but there is literally only one rider that can do that these days so that's not much of an argument.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.34531 del
how come wout will never end up at bora as red bull sponsored rider? plugge overpaid him to stay a lab rat?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.34532 del
>>34529
Already hyped for TdF 2026 now


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:19 [Preview] No.34533 del
>>34530
Dude is a gigantic diva, if he's not the clear best rider the other riders will hate him. Lipo is a guarenteed transfer in 1 year btw, not sure it'll work that well


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.34534 del
>>34533
to who? tudor, INEOS?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.34535 del
>>34534
Liddl is the perfect fit


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.34536 del
>>34519
>>34518
verrrrrrry cold statement


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.34537 del
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>>34529
germans already seething


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.34539 del
>>34537
Yeah Bora is not a cocky asshole team or something kek


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.34540 del
>>34537
We are entering a golden era of seething german boomers


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.34541 del
FUCK REMCO


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.34542 del
>>34537
literally me


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 16:03 [Preview] No.34543 del
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Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 16:10 [Preview] No.34544 del
cyc gf to bert concrete interest confirmed just finalizing some details


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.34545 del
>>34544
still awaiting an official statement from her current team


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.34546 del
>>34544
How much was the buyout?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 16:39 [Preview] No.34547 del
What is he really thinking?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.34548 del
Kek, Les chiens ne font pas des chats


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 16:46 [Preview] No.34549 del
>>34537
I will post a lot of remco hate when given the opportunity


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.34550 del
>>34541
based


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.34551 del
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>>34489
If you are going to assassinate someone I am not sure putting your face in their spokes is the best way to do it


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.34552 del
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Not sure about my Volta team, pretty sure I don't want to go through this again, we shall see how a team that I left mostly unadjusted will do.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:06 [Preview] No.34554 del
>>34547
Retroactively this confirms that whole jumbo backstabbing from back in the day and he kept the team together. Now all for nothing.
He's probably fuming


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.34555 del
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>>34554
he also fucking hates ralph denk and would probably kill him in a wine fueled rage


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:15 [Preview] No.34557 del
>>34556
romelu lukaku? they played together in the Belgian U15 NT or what?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:16 [Preview] No.34558 del
>>34557
nothing says signing a new contract than facetiming a semi nude football player
maybe he's the bull


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.34559 del
So how much are they paying him annually? 5 million? 6? Eight??


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.34560 del
>>34558
>lukaku in bed with oumi


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.34561 del
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>>34560
beurette a khel mdr


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:27 [Preview] No.34562 del
>>34554
He shouldn’t take it too personal Remco and his paps just want more money atleast he saved Quickstep from becoming some dutch abomination


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:29 [Preview] No.34563 del
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>>34562
daddy drives the knife deeper


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:31 [Preview] No.34564 del
>Charlie Tanfield will challenge Filippo Ganna's world hour record on Thursday, August 14th. The UCI announced this in a press release. The 28-year-old Briton will attempt the world hour record in Turkey, at the Konya velodrome.

could he do it? I assume you don't spend a year preparing if it's far out of reach


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.34565 del
>>34563
>get fleeced into the worst contract in cycling because your a retard
>spend years desperately leaking stories to try to break said contract
>act smug after it expires and your allowed to leave
insufferable


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.34566 del
>>34565
> worst contract in cycling
they broke open his contract over a year ago and he got paid a shit ton of money after that


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.34567 del
>>34566
still means he was getting way underpaid before that


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.34568 del
>>34564
never realized that charlie TANFIELD and 'arry TANFIELD were different people until now


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.34569 del
>>34563
Goddamn do I hate that guy


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.34570 del
>>34567
No matter how much he gets he’s overpaid. He’s washed.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.34571 del
>>34567
I doubt that, he was much desired as a junior before that acrog team offered him to don pat
I'm sure he wasn't earning peanuts, it's all narrative


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.34572 del
>>34564
I guess so. I assume this costs quite a bit of money all in all so there is no point in even attempting if you weren't almost certain you could do it


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.34573 del
>>34572
I looked at his results and he can barely top 5 the british TT NC but he is a track rider
probably doomed


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.34574 del
>>34567
I don’t believe he was underpaid for a second QS works with bonuses to


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.34576 del
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>>34567
if you consider how many grand tours and stage races remco failed one could argue that he deserves a decent % payment deduction as collateral because any team that employs him has to live with the likely scenario that he either DNFs or cracks at random when it comes to the big game
>Giro 2021
>Giro 2023
>Vuelta 2023
>Tour 2025
he bottled those 4 while he started in 6 grand tours in total, thats a bad track record


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:50 [Preview] No.34577 del
>>34571
>>34574
moreso that he signed a 5 year deal after establishing himself at the pro level. obv still made a lot of money but undoubtedly left a boatload on the table. even just having the leverage of being able to go to INEOS etc ~2 years ago would've made him a whole lot more money. it's not that quickstep weren't paying him, it's that [as rbr have just shown] other teams would have given him millions more and with way more support years ago but he locked himself out of that.

I don't blame a Pablo TORRES runner who takes a massive contract before ever racing at the pro level, but remco was already a proven professional when he decided to lock himself into a long-term contract.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.34578 del
>>34573
agreed now that I checked him out his track results are not that great either. Probably won't make it


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.34579 del
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should have handled the contract negotiations like a true business man


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 17:58 [Preview] No.34580 del
My volta team is so good I won't even be Top 30 in /cyc/ league


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.34581 del
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>>34580
its quite easy actually


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.34582 del
>Jurgen Foré, CEO of Soudal Quick-Step: "I would have preferred if the contract had been respected"
lel he will have even less friends now than when nobody came to his birthday party last time


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.34583 del
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>>34582
I hope that everyone at b*ra will hate him as well. Have fun riding the tour in isolation


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 18:16 [Preview] No.34584 del
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what'll it be bert? do bear in mind that we're also having a cheeky bier zonder pickle


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.34585 del
>>34584
drpepper (with carbs) of coursh


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 18:18 [Preview] No.34586 del
>>34563
Damn his dad is a retard. Poor dude had no chances


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.34587 del
>>34584
fanta


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 18:20 [Preview] No.34588 del
>>34584
dont consoom any of this FILTH


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 18:34 [Preview] No.34589 del
>>34581
I am not picking Petrolike, their form went way down


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No.34590 del
>>34579
based family man
childless dog "dads" will never have this


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.34591 del
>>34589
based clean picker


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 19:05 [Preview] No.34592 del
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Magnier rejoicing


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.34593 del
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>>34590
they are totally not child replacements


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.34594 del
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while I was looking for rider dogs pics I came across some pasta


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 19:26 [Preview] No.34595 del
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holy shit my team looks so good on paper
it's going to be such a disaster it will be unreal


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 19:29 [Preview] No.34596 del
>>34437
what's wrong with Rusbert? He's doomed to hang out with the schizos?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.34597 del
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>>34596
He doesn't like us enough to overcome the posting obstacles
It is what it is


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 19:32 [Preview] No.34598 del
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>Leave Visma because they're allocating their GT resources elsewhere
>Join Bora as the premier GC rider
>Team almost immediately begins allocating GT resources elsewhere
Roglic should just retire instead of being a domestique for Lipo and Remco.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 19:34 [Preview] No.34599 del
>>34595
can you send it to me because I hate this race and refuse to do research for it


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.34600 del
>>34596
he paid for 4chan platinum pass. gotta get his money's worth back. he's a true oldfag, can't blame him for sticking to the roots. he has the technical knowledge to post here, he did it before, but somehow he doesn't want to overcome the obstacle that his ip range is banned here because it's in some spam db. I already reached out to the endchan admin and posted the solution to rusbert. it is what it is.
I'm a bit irritated that there's a Portuguese bertao there who said he's on pills and actually replying to schizobrit. but what if I feed some kind of AI with the schizotexts and let that generate an answer. that would improve 4/cyc/, right? might try that out one day.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.34601 del
>>34599
this is not a joke, I need some 6 and 4 pointers and refuse to do this nonsense


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.34602 del
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>>34601
okay, this is what I got, please advise.


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 19:49 [Preview] No.34603 del
>>34598
he should pick up TdU, TdS, Renewi (ugh) and TdP next year to complete the WT weeklong set


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:04 [Preview] No.34604 del
>>34602
this wins probably


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:10 [Preview] No.34605 del
>>34602
>he's a pintolet
surely you jest


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.34607 del
>>34606
these races are just built different


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:15 [Preview] No.34608 del
>>34607
bertollos false flat commute to work


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.34609 del
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>>34604
I don't know if I am being psyopped and I really don't care. I just don't have enough time to spend hours and hours scrutinizing results of Portuguese kermiskoers

>>34605
there's like 4 of them


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.34610 del
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Maybe I'll get a bottle of Portuguese vin to celebrate the Volta. I know it's not a WT race, but I may buy a bottle just to celebrate


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.34611 del
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>>34610
it's in the spirit of the thread


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:20 [Preview] No.34612 del
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>>34611
remember these guys? they're all dead now


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:22 [Preview] No.34613 del
Wait, is it really lipo last year of contract? No way he stays, ineos should offer a fortune


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.34614 del
>>34613
no they don't announce the duration of their contracts anymore for some reason


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:35 [Preview] No.34615 del
>>34592
Based


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:37 [Preview] No.34616 del
>>34610
just one bottle among berts
why not
why not have two


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:41 [Preview] No.34617 del
>>34597
Just pick Silva!


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.34618 del
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>>34602
Foreign teams have been debuffed in Volta, please pay attention


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 20:42 [Preview] No.34619 del
>>34617
Already have


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.34620 del
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psyopped again


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.34621 del
>>34620
>he's still a pintolet
KWAK


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 21:46 [Preview] No.34622 del
>>34613
>he didn't pick riders in tdf based on contract expiring


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 21:51 [Preview] No.34623 del
>>34613
under "long-term" contract according to Denk but they keep the details secret


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 21:53 [Preview] No.34624 del
>Hindley,Vlasov,Df Martinez ,Fischer Black
vs
>Wilder,Landa,Lecerf,Crass,Vansevenant,VPP


>>34622


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 21:53 [Preview] No.34625 del
didn’t mean to (you)


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 21:54 [Preview] No.34626 del
>>34614
wait what, and that’s legal?


Bert 08/05/2025 (Tue) 22:45 [Preview] No.34630 del
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>>34621
there's like six pintos and I'm pretty sure I picked the best one so I'm sticking with him


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 05:44 [Preview] No.34632 del
>>34630
The orange one is the best one


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 05:56 [Preview] No.34633 del
I went to the catalog and saw shit I never want see again, please fucking delete suissebert


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 05:57 [Preview] No.34634 del
>>34602
please stop stealing my team


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 06:12 [Preview] No.34635 del
Whatever


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 06:39 [Preview] No.34636 del
>>34635
Was also tempted to go with full Sabgal considering that's how I won the 2022 Volta velogame, but not sure if I trust the tridente that much this year considering the fiasco in 2023


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 06:47 [Preview] No.34637 del
>>34636
I am so far down the ranking I didn't even bother looking anything up


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 06:52 [Preview] No.34638 del
>>34637
Same but I tried looking at some results for 10min, probably just made the team worse as a result


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 09:37 [Preview] No.34639 del
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I did a lot of adjusting last night. Researching 4-pointers on PCS never gets old
>hmm 3rd place KOM in GP Amorebieta, alright good enough


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 09:57 [Preview] No.34640 del
>>34639
>meticulous research to pick the highest probability point giver, given the parcours and rider type, quality and saturation
>Jan KINO goes brrrrr
But I am picking that 4 pointer from Petrolike anyways.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.34641 del
>>34639
just pick MAKOHON


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 10:40 [Preview] No.34642 del
some call them the most beautiful uranium mines in all of kurwaland


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.34643 del
>demi showing her view from her balcony
a bit of geo guesser and now I know where she lives. but I assume she's away most of the time.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 11:00 [Preview] No.34644 del
>>34643
You can just check her Strava for that


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 11:02 [Preview] No.34645 del
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>>34644
yeah, but I did get the exact building. also check out that guy from streetview.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.34646 del
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God damn my team is good


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 11:28 [Preview] No.34647 del
>>34646
what if I beat it


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.34648 del
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>>34647
my team is good but it won't score many velopoints


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 11:41 [Preview] No.34649 del
giro in the footsteps of the Romans next year


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.34650 del
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Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.34651 del
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>>34649
lol, lmao even. if they do the rila i will consider it a success but we all know it will be a prologue in plovdiv and then the most dangerous city circuit sprint known to man


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.34652 del
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Boomers are already singing and dancing in Portugal


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.34653 del
>>34648
If you end up below autismbert he'll never let us hear the end of it


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.34654 del
>>34653
He is picking DEL PINO who is having annus horribilis, I think I am in the clear


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 12:04 [Preview] No.34655 del
>>34654
No. I even skipped NYCH this time. I predict him losing time in the passes and then being a hjælper for an incredibly sulphurous GUERIN


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.34656 del
>>34655
Stop making correct decisions


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.34657 del
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>>34656
And Rhafal Rheish will of course win the prologue but after all the dopage busts he has shown a lot of decency and will NOT be worth 18 velocoins. I have made a detailed evaluation about every single runner. I can not be beaten


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.34658 del
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I miss BIG Moreira


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.34659 del
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>>34643
and there's a ferocious guard dog


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.34660 del
Why the fuck do I have to make a team for this Mickey mouse race every year…
Is veloman’s husband Portuguese or what ?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:07 [Preview] No.34661 del
>>34660
I've asked that several times, no one can give a non meme answer. The obvious reason is it's a troll job to destroy the hopes and dreams of serious Velogoomblers


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.34662 del
>>34660
>>34661
It's to filter plebs who do not appreciate ciclismo


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.34663 del
>>34661
I already gave you some great tips. However, those may also have been psyops


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:11 [Preview] No.34664 del
>>34660
>>34661
Apparently a significant playerbase of Velogames is Portuguese


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:19 [Preview] No.34665 del
>climb up to 3261meters above sea level
>make the stage 232km long
those Colombians are insane


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.34666 del
>>34665
>35km of descending in the first 39km
Parcours comicale


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.34667 del
Riggitello on the attack


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:25 [Preview] No.34668 del
>>34665
Insanely DOPED, yes


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.34669 del
>>34665
imagine the kino of a colombian WT race. let's hope a local cartel will post up the money for it


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:37 [Preview] No.34671 del
>>34669
The thing is if the World tour ever goes back there they would neuter these races like crazy


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.34672 del
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>>34671
true. but a man can hope.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:40 [Preview] No.34673 del
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luv the little pepe reindeer


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:41 [Preview] No.34674 del
Getting ready in guadeloupe


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:43 [Preview] No.34675 del
>>34674
Camera man focussing on the important things


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.34676 del
>>34675
>The average salary after taxes in Guadeloupe is $2407
what do you think berts. wage for multiple years or steal one (1) LOOK bike


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.34677 del
audio on in Burgos as volta warmup
audio off in Polan
I guess I should play a 3rd race on a separate machine for ciclismo overload


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:55 [Preview] No.34678 del
Czech tour start list looks more or less already complete. next memco vs a lot of contishitters including Colin STÜSSI.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.34679 del
a whole bunch of riders in the ditch in Polan


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.34680 del
was that really the yellow jersey Lapeira in the ditch?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.34681 del
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lapeira
majka
the list goes on


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.34682 del
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Well whaddya know, the rider I have adjusted for rather late chutes (MAJKA)


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.34683 del
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>>34680
me and the boys


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.34684 del
nairoman smiling in burgos


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.34685 del
The break wins this


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:01 [Preview] No.34686 del
>>34681
VACEK is there too being used by TIBERI as a headrest


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.34687 del
>>34686
when half your picks just chill in a ditch, I'm getting Basque tour vibes.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.34688 del
>>34677
I've got that annoying Eurosport twink solo in Burgos


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.34689 del
This race is always cursed, meanwhile Ulissi snuck away and is winning


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.34690 del
neutralization?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.34691 del
So did they decide to wait for Lapeira and just gift the win to Ulissi?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.34692 del
>>34689
why couldn't it be BETTIOL ffs


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.34693 del
OF course Ulisissy wins thsi thing now.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.34694 del
>>34691
no the race is now STOPPED. mickey mouse shit


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:04 [Preview] No.34695 del
Lmao


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.34696 del
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Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.34697 del
world tour race ladies and gentlemen


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.34698 del
lmao they're only giving the break a minute. time gaps had it at 1:50 when they stopped. STOP THE STEAL


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:06 [Preview] No.34699 del
Of course it's neutralised, they are waiting for MAJKA


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.34700 del
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so do all the shitter sprinters get to go back into the pack now. the pedalton was significantly reduced by time stop. don't tell me KOOIJ is back in now and brennan will lay another egg


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.34701 del
Downhill murder sprint incoming in Burgos


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.34702 del
Delete this race already


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:10 [Preview] No.34703 del
>UAE actually having a sprinter
I'm not used to it anymore


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.34704 del
but who won?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.34705 del
close one


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.34706 del
>runners already going full speed before sprint
Runner safety sisters?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.34707 del
malucelli?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.34708 del
looked like moschetti to me


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.34709 del
Absolute scenes of incompetence in Poland


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.34710 del
Complete FDJ humiliation


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.34711 del
>>34701
terrifying to watch, incredible they made it through with no chutes


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.34712 del
top 10 burgos


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.34713 del
you just know that bald gianetti-looking guy in pologne is the most inept bureaucrat alive


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.34714 del
Stage win only, GC time doesn't count.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.34715 del
>stops race so maillot jaune can get back
>maillot jaune DNF's on the spot
great race guys real professional stuff


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.34716 del
break is off again


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.34717 del
>no GC time taken today
remove Pologne from the UCI calendar


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.34718 del
>>34714
>Ethan Hayter wins the 2025 Tour de Pologne
BAN THIS RACE


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.34719 del
ATTAQUE DU QUINN SIMMONS


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.34720 del
>>34714
My goomble team, dead
Might a well have gone full TT


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.34721 del
this is good for brennancoin


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.34722 del
if lapeira and vazcech are out then this means LANGELOTTI will be in yellow. so at least poles get the consolation of a countryman in yellow


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.34723 del
French Eurosport saying that Lapeira is back in the race according to their Arkea car source


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.34724 del
Isn't one of the Polish berts a doctor, get him to the koers


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.34725 del
>>34714
yikes


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.34726 del
commentator said the reason the race was stopped was because all the medical teams were attending to those who crashed and their were no medical teams available at the back of the peloton so they paused the race. poverty stuff


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.34727 del
It's actually impressive how much of a shitshow this race ends up being every year


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.34728 del
>>34723
ABANDON Lapeira


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.34729 del
>According to the Tour de Pologne's live blog, the decision on whether to neutralize the general classification on Stage 3 will be made by the chief commissaire after the stage has finished.

Mhmm, ripe for cheating


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.34730 del
these promo videos are so goddamn funny


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.34731 del
where is KOI. the world wonders


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.34732 del
>>34726
same thing in Itzulia, could happen to any race 2bqh


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.34733 del
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today is brennan's birthday apparently


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.34734 del
would rather have the break win than brennan get a free win


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.34735 del
>>34733
attention payers factored this in in their velogame team


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.34736 del
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WE LIVE IN PORTUGAL
IT BEGINS


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.34737 del
>>34734
break has a decent shot


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.34738 del
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>>34736
post 'em


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.34739 del
>>34736
and we are OFF


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.34740 del
any other MARRIAGE bros?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.34741 del


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.34742 del
Streams:
<Volta
https://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtp1
>Guadeloupe
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o9Pwi8ILljk [Embed]
<Colombia
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sQcX5A-SG3g [Embed]


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.34743 del
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>>34738
the most important part of goombling is colour symmetry


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.34744 del
if rtp1 doesn't work use the international channel link:
https://www.rtp.pt/play/direto/rtpinternacional


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.34745 del
>>34744
International - no ads, lower res
RTP1 - ads, higher res
it's on daddy stream too


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.34746 del
chaos in poland


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.34747 del
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big reis is ready


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.34748 del
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Also LA PEIRA having abandon means that the French WT curse will most likely continue


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.34749 del
>>34745
do you have a link for daddystreams? Mine doesn't work anymore


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.34751 del
>>34748
but according to L'Équipe the curse was lifted squeak squeak


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.34752 del
no refunds. big ben wins


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.34753 del
Kek Brennan chucked by the christen attack


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.34754 del
Ben Turner wins, Brennan kwabbed hard


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.34755 del
lab rats are fucking useless
in what world does fucking ineos win a sprint?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.34756 del
>>34750
thanks big guy


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.34757 del
is BRENNAN shadowbanned?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.34758 del
>>34753
attacked then immediately realized there was a turn coming off then stopped. he really is such a retard


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.34759 del
What the fuck did Israel pace for


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.34760 del
>>34758
didn’t hebdo the exect same kwab move in Tour catalan?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:42 [Preview] No.34761 del
anyone have start times for the volta


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.34763 del
>>34757
blast cycle is voorbij
we /cruise/ nao


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.34764 del
ah the famous incontinete hands - home


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.34765 del
So how many from that top 10 were actually in the peloton when the race got neutralized?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.34766 del
>>34765
please understand, Majka was involved in the crash.
it's actually funny because Majka squeaked the hardest at the Giro when the race was neutralized in Napoli.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.34767 del
Bickmore > Blackmore


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.34768 del
Looks like another velodrama blowout to be honest, if only some bert had benoit turner ..


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.34769 del
how come some poorfags are doing the volta ITT on road bikes?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:50 [Preview] No.34770 del
>>34769
it's only a 3 km prologo


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:53 [Preview] No.34771 del
Ugo Nunš


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.34772 del
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last time we will see kino in the top 10 list


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.34773 del
>>34772
Pintobros we are feasting well


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.34774 del
lapeira finished the race by the way


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.34775 del
>petrolike on old style ITT helmets


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.34776 del
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Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:07 [Preview] No.34777 del
Vacek, Baroncini DNF


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.34778 del
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>>34777
it's over


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.34780 del
>>34777
damn. didn't even see minipippo


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.34781 del
Who fell on all fore trotters after all this kurwafiasco? Brtek of course, he and Rusbert will contend for the day's win, with a nod to Rusbert who has LAPEIRA for thos extra GC points.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.34782 del
>>34777
total goombler death, who can win the gc now?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:12 [Preview] No.34783 del
why is there a big minecraft monument in Portugal?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.34784 del
>>34782
HAYTER obv


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.34785 del
>>34776
Please censure yellow plates I have serious ptsd


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.34786 del
>>34782
Mcnulty and tiberi seem in good position


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.34787 del
>>34785
that's a br*tish plate though. not that's any better than if it were from pays bas normal


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.34788 del
BOARDMAN (no relation)


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.34789 del
>>34786
Fisher Black and Christen too


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.34790 del
>>34782
the runners i picked


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.34791 del
>>34789
christen keeps wasting energy with his stupid long attacks that never work


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.34792 del
wow I missed this music


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.34793 del
>>34791
he will feel them in week 2


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.34794 del
>>34789
both would need more time to not get heemed in the TT


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.34795 del
>145: Thijssen +23:23
60% of the way to an OTL in only 15 kilometres


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.34796 del
>>34794
ye but with some bonus seconds and some classic McNulty choking I don't think it's impossible for Fisher Black to win.
Will be interesting to see how Tiberi does though. If he doesn't win this race I am ready to officially announce him a fraud.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.34797 del
is this guy using a used Picnic Post NL Scott TT bike?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.34798 del
Duarte bros, good result


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.34799 del
duterte rapide


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.34800 del
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how hosed is my team


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.34801 del
Grigorev, the prologue specialist not in form


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.34806 del
Marti POW


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.34807 del
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Picks. >>34802


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.34808 del
>>34807
>Do zero research
>Somehow still second in most consensus picks
Strange


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.34809 del
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So Vacek OUT and for the Volta I share 6 picks with Bertacek. That is just GREAT


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.34810 del
>>34808
you have a special skill my friend


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.34811 del
Guerin big crack on the final ramp


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.34812 del
>>34810
I've really been doing well this year


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.34813 del
>>34811
he's going totake a lot more time in the moãountains than the couple seconds some might gain on him today


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.34814 del
Damn, I had DIAS on my shortlist of 4 credit riders


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:13 [Preview] No.34816 del
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Results. >>34815


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.34817 del
They desperately need to allow Portuguese teams to dope again. Way too many Israeli youngsters in this top 10.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.34818 del
the weather is better than ever this august but my motivation to go ride is dead, gone. what do?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:16 [Preview] No.34819 del
turn on audio for Ain. immediately turn it off again.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:17 [Preview] No.34820 del
nice town in tour de france week 5


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.34821 del
>>34818
just ride your bike to go to a nice place you haven't been in a while. works for me.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.34822 del
>>34818
why the low motivation


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.34823 del
1+2 FDJ victory


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.34824 del
fucking Gaudu lol


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.34825 del
who the fuck is Tom Donnenwirth


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.34826 del


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.34827 del
>>34821
thanks pal I'll try that
>>34822
not sure maybe too much forward planning in the training calendar


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.34828 del
VERBRUGGHE Jens*


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.34829 del
>>34825
only 'member him from last years ToB


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.34830 del
REIS rapid


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:32 [Preview] No.34831 del
looks like they dont ride the TT bike at petrolike


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 16:37 [Preview] No.34832 del
>>34818
Gravel ride without the Garmin. If the weather is good it's peak cyclismo


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 17:01 [Preview] No.34833 del
Bertele wins from the top rope.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 17:06 [Preview] No.34836 del
>>34827
sounds like training is the problem so I recommend riding how and however long you feel like instead of a training plan


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 17:17 [Preview] No.34838 del
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Results. >>34837


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 17:29 [Preview] No.34839 del
Not a good start for my great velo team


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.34841 del
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Anyway, a BIG ride scheduled for tomorrow in the Bohemian Alps, big climbing, rampas, but not as inhumanas as last time. Lovely weather too. May even take a gilet since it's gonna be rather cold.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.34842 del
>>34838
/elite top-7/ with my zero-research squad, Marriage bros we are feasting


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.34843 del
colombian dopage in guadeloupe


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.34844 del
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so vendee u had tree runners in the break, and now they have none and got completely outratted. woutesque


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:30 [Preview] No.34845 del
lovely ride along the water today, finally no wind for the first time in forever too
life is good


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.34846 del
>>34845
yea no wind nice temperature everything's dry
and summer's coming back the next couple days hurray


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.34847 del
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Oh for FUCK'S sake, I checked all those Israel motherfuckers and "Jens Verbrugghe' was the first one to discount because of no results ever anywhere. I have never been so mad


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.34848 del
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DisCARD, not discount.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:36 [Preview] No.34849 del
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>Pierre Thierry (Arkéa - B&B Hotels): Using a non-compliant position or point of support on the bicycle that represents a danger to the riders. 100 CHF, disqualification from the race, a yellow card and -25 pts in UCI ranking

Always the dirty French


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:38 [Preview] No.34850 del
>>34847
ynr his papa Rik VERBRUGGHE. or maybe you dont. he is also a DS at israel so obvious nepobaby


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.34851 del
>>34850
he's not a DS there anymore actually
which makes it weirder, maybe a parting gift


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:39 [Preview] No.34852 del
>>34850
Of course I do. Record holder of the fastest TT in a GT ever. Very suspicious


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:42 [Preview] No.34853 del
>>34851
advanced pension program


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:44 [Preview] No.34854 del
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last 8km up the high line in Colombia. considering they are doing like 15km/h it will still take a while.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.34855 del
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(876.94 KB 1280x720 obese leader.png)


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:45 [Preview] No.34856 del
>>34832
the last ride I did was a Big grabble and I think it kwabed my spirit, not all of us can live in nice you know
>>34836
will try that but I do have an event next month so unstructuring now would seem a bit tenuous


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.34857 del
>>34849
got to make an example out of the irrelevant shitters


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.34858 del
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I would have expected more riders using a rim brake climbing bike, but it's not like it matters these days with the UCI weight limit.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:48 [Preview] No.34859 del
>>34857
yes like that doping fraud pißßman


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.34860 del
>>34859
he's sauber actually


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:50 [Preview] No.34861 del
>>34859
he is suspiciously bad now


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:55 [Preview] No.34862 del
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>>34859
I had forgotten about pissman but now that you drop that name my hatred for him flares up and I hate him more than remco since that one went to bora. Fuck pissman


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:58 [Preview] No.34863 del
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discourse of champions in the yt live chat for colombia


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 18:59 [Preview] No.34864 del
kek those Colombian commentators. Eurosport/TNT should replace J*se with them.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:00 [Preview] No.34865 del
>>34864
blowed me ear out. sovl


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:03 [Preview] No.34866 del
waar is Bart Buijk? I can't imagine him surviving this.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.34867 del
How did that conteras guy blow away everyone in the TT and not do the same here


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.34868 del
>>34859
oh yeah haha that guy


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.34869 del
Yeison Sebastian Reyes wins.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:07 [Preview] No.34870 del
a BIG win


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:07 [Preview] No.34871 del
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enorme


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:08 [Preview] No.34872 del
>>34867
probably destroyed his legs for good with that monster effort


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:08 [Preview] No.34873 del
kino


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:08 [Preview] No.34874 del
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I can live with this


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:09 [Preview] No.34875 del
BIG emotions


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.34876 del
EMOTIONS


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.34877 del
sovlful interview


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:10 [Preview] No.34878 del
holy kino. i love colombians


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:12 [Preview] No.34880 del
>The beast is hungry and today I gave it something to eat
KINO


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:13 [Preview] No.34881 del
>>34880
you get the rawest shit when you put riders through hell


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:48 [Preview] No.34882 del
>>34878
But Jan Kino is not Colombian


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.34883 del
>>34776
>aero socks in training
y tho


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 20:00 [Preview] No.34884 del
Just came home from after work Bier.
FFS, Vaczecked :(


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 20:31 [Preview] No.34885 del
>>34883
they don't pay for anything. They are rolling billboards. Pogi is shilling his own brand.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 20:52 [Preview] No.34886 del
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What a bizarre day of WT racing we've had. We need a strong beer to soothe frazzled nerves in another spectacular edition of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

Today's stage in Poland began and finished in Wałbrzych, but our beer is from same brewery as first stage in Miroslaw. Interestingly enough this is brewed with Ukranian hops. This is sort of a reverse Chernobyl situation -- in Chernobyl, Polish uranium was used to build the Ukranian reactor, while in this beer, Ukranian hops were used to brew this Polish beer.

Komes Imperial Stout ($7)

Parks dark brown with caramel highlights. No head to speak of. The nose is very raisinated, with toffee and roasted malt. The palate is just toffee and booze. It is very hot at 12%. There is some hop bitterness, a little bit of sour tang, but it is so dense, sweet, and boozy.

Not nearly as well put together as the Baltic porter. This will be a chore to drink, not my style and very heavy. Sad!


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.34887 del
>>34886
looking forward to you trying a Hamburger from Hamburg for /cyc/lassics


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 21:08 [Preview] No.34888 del
>>34884
>after work Bier
basé


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 21:18 [Preview] No.34889 del
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I found two pineapples in the trein. That is an interesting thing to forget


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 21:37 [Preview] No.34890 del
>Ben Turner's Stage 3 win may be revoked, as he wasn’t in the peloton and rejoined after a neutralization.

>Commissaires will review team appeals and decide whether to confirm his victory or award it to Pello Bilbao

>"We tried hard to get there, and they came back "free." In the end, we were hurt. “It’s very disappointing,” said Matthew Brennan to the media.

just when you thought it couldn't get more fraudulent


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 21:43 [Preview] No.34891 del
>>34889
Perhaps swingers who found some tail?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 21:45 [Preview] No.34892 del
>>34890
so if Lapeira breaks the French curse it will be in asterisk because of this stage.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 22:20 [Preview] No.34893 del
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Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 22:24 [Preview] No.34894 del
>>34890
Kurwabert you need to get into the organization and fix this race or end its existence


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 22:28 [Preview] No.34895 del
Czech Tour will replace Kurwa Tour as the pinnacle Central European World Tour race


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.34896 del
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>>34895
Not so fast my friend


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 22:32 [Preview] No.34897 del
>>34895
They do have nice routes


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.34898 del
>>34895
you don't even go to it lol


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 22:39 [Preview] No.34899 del
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Chute brutale


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 22:58 [Preview] No.34900 del
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>>34891
I have NO idea what that means


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 22:58 [Preview] No.34901 del
>>34898
I wanted to but I have other obligations on Bohmerwald


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 22:59 [Preview] No.34902 del
>>34890
I scored like no points so the best thing would be to cancel it ALL


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.34903 del
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>>34900
Pineapples are used to signal to others that you are interested in swinging (partner swapping for sex). Maybe you had a couple of passengers carrying around pineapples and when they got two people to bite (agree to swing), they left the train (leaving their fruit behind), and then went to a local hotel for kinky sexual escapades.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 23:01 [Preview] No.34904 del
>>34902
I still feel I am owed some velopoints for picking Gino Mader in the race where he died


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 23:06 [Preview] No.34905 del
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>>34904
Boy I used to be really shit at velogames.


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 23:45 [Preview] No.34906 del
>>34901
speaking of which are you gonna go ski in šumava this winter?


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 23:55 [Preview] No.34907 del
>>34906
i don't ski


Bert 08/06/2025 (Wed) 23:57 [Preview] No.34908 del
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>>34907
You should. It really is the greatest thing in life.

Why not, out of curiosity?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 00:17 [Preview] No.34909 del
>>34907
I didn't either until are very mecha-rusberto got me started and it is propa winter kino
helps you go faster than the skinwalkers


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 02:54 [Preview] No.34910 del
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Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 05:29 [Preview] No.34911 del
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>>34886
Oh we're having a Polska themed booze exploration? We do, I have missed that >>34314

The Komes series from Browar Fortuna are very proper, mass produced piwos, which are (were?) my go to since they are available in many shops, especially in almost every store of our ubiquitous 7-11 chain, Żabka.

Not all of them are proper, some are bad, none are great, but they are still very good to drink but not multiple bottles at a time.

Porter bałtycki is the middle ground among them, if you fancied this style, didn't want to be spooked off by the heavier stuff but also by the prices, easy recommend.

Imperial stout (which was called Russian imperial stout before, silly posturing morons had to posture about it still, in 2025 and you're saying they used ukrainian hops) was always this heavy, syrupy, fortified beer. I have had multiple of these, early 2020s issues were more complex, I have had a 2023 lately which just sat on the store shelf for two years - it became rather nasty, like the fraction separated and I had a liquory, medicinal booze shot followed by some far too sweet and raspy part, with a froth of some kind. The whole thing just tasted old, like you're giving it a year more and you're getting sick after drinking it.
The new stuff, the not Russian imperial stout 2025 is just flat. Heavy but without that variety of stages in your face, just a labor to go through with hints of the old issues.

Wonder what is coming up next, guess it would be barley wine which is the best of those heavy 12 percenters.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 05:35 [Preview] No.34912 del
>>34894
>>34890
This is race has always been a hodgepodge of whatever shitty idea made the thing run (i.e. brought in some money), it tried shitty idea of being a mini Tour without a single true cat 1 available anywhere, there were some out of date safety stuff up (Kwakobsen crashing into those old style barriers which broke like matches) but I don't know why the fuck riders always crash and always crash in the worst of ways on even the mildest of sketchy parts.
Could they stop doing that.
And I am sure this is becoming more and more of a vanity project for Lang, who is looking indeed more like Gianetti as years go by.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.34913 del
>>34892
>Following his crash, lapeira has sustained multiple abrasions and minor cracks in two ribs. The general classification times were neutralized, so Paul retains the leader’s jersey and will be at the start of the fourth stage tomorrow.
the brave squeaker marches on


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.34914 del
>>34913
Yes riding through injury is always the best course of action
>Abandons after the first speed bump due to his ribs


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.34915 del
>>34913
>>34914
I suffered two broken ribs in my bachelor party (I did ski jumping on a small hill, heh) and only found out after a week of riding afterwards. Sure it hurt, but it wasn't unbearable on normal tarmac. I thought for a long time it was just muscular soreness from the fall but nope, a doctor confirmed the rib damage.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.34916 del
>>34908
I never learned as a kid, there's no snow in the bohemian lowlands which means I would have to go to the mountains and those few times I go there during winter I already go there and do hiking in snow.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 07:52 [Preview] No.34917 del
A r*ssian, an israeli and a ukrainian on the podium at the Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race
RIKUNOV 7th
SAINBAYAR 13th
my boy KHALMURATOV 15th
RAJOVIC 22nd in gruppo BATSAIKHAN-ABERASTURI
SALBY 33rd


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 07:55 [Preview] No.34918 del
>>34917
Never mind, TSISHKOU is actually a Belarusian, a BIG day


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.34919 del
Today Nych will go full sulfur


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 09:22 [Preview] No.34920 del
sven erik bystrom continues his retirement [goes to UNO-X]


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.34921 del
>>34920
the man who rode with covid


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.34922 del
>>34921
Kek that was a great kwabbening


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 09:40 [Preview] No.34923 del
Kek one of my students cheated on his electronic exam. We have these automated exams in special exam rooms where they aren't allowed to bring any electronic appliances, pens etc. A person working at the uni sent me a video where the guy does the exam and searches google for answers on his smart watch every few minutes. The funny part is he still failed the exam, heh, and he even had the audacity to send me a message afterwards and ask for a different way to pass the course since the electronic exam is just too hard.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.34924 del
>>34923
>Students can't even cheat properly anymore
Grim


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.34925 del
>>34923
Zoomers are helpless. The world is doomed


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.34926 del
>"If you don't want to go for it, let the breakaways go (Storer referring to the small lead the breakaways got, ed.). Don't burn your team out," Storer opined. The attacker then explained that he also knows the reason behind the striking decision. "Apparently, there were boos from the French fans. The team then decided it was better for Tadej not to win, to keep the French on their side. They also took that into account in the final week: they didn't want to win everything."

Squeakers are getting rowdy


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.34927 del
>Kirsch to cofidis
Madsbros?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.34928 del
>>34927
with Kirsch, Stuyven, Hoole leaving it will be interesting to see if there young guns (TTT, sodaquick, ALVAREZ, VACEK etc) can pick up the slack. i think they will. might have some less then stellar leadouts next year though


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 11:04 [Preview] No.34929 del
>>34928
We’re not sure about Vacek yet, no? he’s good enough to go for himself


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 11:07 [Preview] No.34930 del
>>34929
definitely proven as a classics runner but probably fulfills the role stuyven had in the classics this year, mainly playing a secondary role to mads. hard to give him leadership in GT/big classics when the team has so many different priorities


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 11:13 [Preview] No.34931 del
>>34930
No I mean he hasn’t extended at trek yet unless we don’t know contract length since that’s now allowed to stay hidden (?)


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.34932 del
>>34916
it's not a far step to snowshoeing and that's practically xc already


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 11:23 [Preview] No.34933 del
Crash by brennoid


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 11:25 [Preview] No.34934 del
When proper winters come back I am definitely buying XC skis. No point now when you're lucky to have straight 2 weeks of frost, not to mention snow.
>>34933
For once a great final adjustment by me. Should have kept MAGNIER though instead of kicking out both.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 11:29 [Preview] No.34935 del
>>34933
>yellow card stage one
>not even close in stage two
>chute stage three
comically terrible race from him. no refunds


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 11:32 [Preview] No.34936 del
>>34927
Fats has said more than once that Kirsch has been his best hjælper. I don't remember seeing Kirsch doing a lot of leadouts for Mads this season though so maybe he's just old now and it's time for him to retire to a non-serious team with no pressure to perform.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.34937 del
>>34936
He’s more of that mid stage directing the race kinda guy


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.34939 del
>>34938
Surprised no akbars or ak-47s going off.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 11:52 [Preview] No.34940 del
>>34938
never celebrate


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 11:53 [Preview] No.34941 del
>>34938
Mashallah


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 12:03 [Preview] No.34942 del
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Going to the dentist. Luckily it just to redo a filling that fell out a while ago, part of the tooth did also crumble along that time so we shall see if my /cyc/ salary covers this.
Hope I don't run into the other dentist kurwabert, nor Speegosh.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.34943 del
>>34938
jujlunulljlugluuubros we got too cocky


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 12:06 [Preview] No.34944 del
>>34938
Kwab of the century


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 12:07 [Preview] No.34945 del
There's like five races I want to watch today


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 12:14 [Preview] No.34946 del
>>34938
CHUTE


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 12:29 [Preview] No.34947 del
>>34938
holy shit hands of the bars into toe overlap into chute comicale into fork breaks
its so over


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:00 [Preview] No.34948 del
>>34938
he just keeps lying there


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:09 [Preview] No.34949 del
>PCS has Kristoff riding Tour de Langkawi
100 wins bros we are getting desperate


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.34950 del
>>34938
now THAT'S how you cross a finish line in style


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:29 [Preview] No.34951 del
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Two days ago the polonian pro peloton rode but 3 km away from this very road


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.34952 del
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>>34938
<record scratch
<freeze frame
>yep, that's me
>you're probably wondering how I got in this situation


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.34953 del
Landa (?)


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:45 [Preview] No.34955 del
>>34953
Landa?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.34956 del
>>34955
he's going long in burgos


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:47 [Preview] No.34957 del
>>34951
czech roads look like THAT?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:47 [Preview] No.34958 del
>>34956
Landa!


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:50 [Preview] No.34959 del
>>34938
amazing


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:51 [Preview] No.34960 del
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>>34938
amazing


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:52 [Preview] No.34961 del
landismo


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.34962 del
/cyc/ favorite Sander DE PESTEL took off his glasses. he means serious business.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:56 [Preview] No.34963 del
nice mountains in burgos


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:57 [Preview] No.34964 del
wait, was that del stier laché?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.34965 del
>>34964
ARRIETA


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 13:59 [Preview] No.34966 del
never change mikel


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.34967 del
landa teleported from in front of the peloton to behind the peloton


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:00 [Preview] No.34968 del
>>34967
Move invented by ALlah


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:02 [Preview] No.34969 del
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Landa


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:04 [Preview] No.34970 del
Adria doing a remco style laché


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:05 [Preview] No.34971 del
DE PESTEL satellite tactics kekQ


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.34972 del
didn't expect Portuguese to be that bad at pronouncing Italian and French names


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:06 [Preview] No.34973 del
ciccone feasting
del toro starving


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.34974 del
>>34972
bee sex and sex ass: the two french hopes


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.34975 del
EggB is in this race and about to do something


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.34976 del
ynr torstein troon


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.34977 del
oxenberg, the next big Ineos weapon not very impressive


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.34978 del
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home


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:10 [Preview] No.34979 del
del stier in grupo bernal and not pulling


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:13 [Preview] No.34980 del
I really hate those uno-x dopeurs


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:15 [Preview] No.34981 del
del toro has reached the cabeza


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.34982 del
hello yes pologne organizers please neutralize the race again so that i can watch both finales


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:20 [Preview] No.34983 del
too many races today


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.34984 del
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imagine the watts


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.34985 del
AUGUST Andrew is real?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.34986 del
kek, the fuck is this road in Burgos?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.34987 del
>>34986
bet thats a bike road


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:25 [Preview] No.34988 del
looks like an old rail track that is a bike path nowadays


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:26 [Preview] No.34989 del
lots of problematic sightings in burgos oy vey


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.34990 del
sigh, I guess I watch pologne


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.34991 del
slurpage total in burgos


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.34992 del
surprised there hasn't been a chute brutal yet


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.34993 del
fdj plowing their way in Polan


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.34994 del
Easy dub for Magnier.

Was Kooij dropped?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.34995 del
brennan a positionlet


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:38 [Preview] No.34996 del
the squeaker is doing it
they just let him ride away


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.34997 del
BAM
Magnier magnifique


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.34998 del
dominant sprint, bertacek feasting


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.34999 del
and biseaux winning in Burgos


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:39 [Preview] No.35000 del
bisiaux 1st
ciccone 2nd
boraman 3rd


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.35001 del
>van gils DNS
WHAT THE FUCK


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.35002 del
Bisieaux turning up good. CX chads feasting


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.35003 del
ok, his name is bisiaux


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.35004 del
>>35001
REEEEEE

the burgos commentator is dreadful


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.35005 del
cool trex celebration by magnier


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.35006 del
good day to be a young squeaker


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.35007 del
a good day for France


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.35008 del
its that simple bros
you pedal hard and the rest does not follow and thus you win


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.35009 del
looks like pissma was already able to ruin brennan in record time


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:42 [Preview] No.35010 del
>>35009
if we look at last years breakout in pologne [nys] maybe its a good thing to be shit in this race as a young runner


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.35011 del
>GRUEL 4th
nice


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:43 [Preview] No.35012 del
it's a good time to be an AG2R enjoyer


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.35013 del
>>35001
36 delicious Velocoins right down the toilet


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.35014 del
time to watch volta and the arctic race that advertises warm clothing for summer


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:44 [Preview] No.35015 del
>>35001
should have taken FFB


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.35016 del
kek all those rainjackets and flandrian wear in Norway. bertaczek could never ride in those conditions.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:49 [Preview] No.35017 del
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might as well steal some results from rusbert. screenshotting picture-in-picture mode is a pain in the ass, but it doesn't trigger the shady links of that daddy website


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:51 [Preview] No.35018 del
rawr


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.35019 del


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:54 [Preview] No.35020 del
tim rex to soudal when?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:55 [Preview] No.35021 del
>wearing full gloves in summer at a pro race
oh wow


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 14:56 [Preview] No.35022 del
>>35018
Should keep a picture of remco to burn at the finish


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:00 [Preview] No.35023 del
turns out you can suffer in fjordway


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.35024 del
chute comicale in Portugal


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:02 [Preview] No.35025 del
>>35023
Arctic Race of Norway always one of my favorite smaller races and with Carlton Kirby, we are in for pure kino


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.35026 del
>museum for schizo art


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.35027 del
>GAUDU David (Groupama - FDJ) is dropped from peloton


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.35028 del
one day soon, Romain Bardet will be a Tour de France winner


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.35029 del
>Fact about Gaudu David (Groupama - FDJ): David Gaudu used to stream videos on Twitch playing ProCyclingManager.
he stopped?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.35030 del
>>35029
Yeah he stopped streaming after the demarre incident


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.35031 del
braga, the praha of portugal


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.35032 del
>Odd Christian
rip


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.35033 del
>What happens in the tunnel, stays in the tunnel
Kirby in fine form


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.35034 del
>>35033
i geniunely think about "bauke mollema was named underwater" daily


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:45 [Preview] No.35035 del
Going to be a murderous finale in Norway


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:46 [Preview] No.35036 del
blobloblo on the attack in l'ain


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.35037 del


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:53 [Preview] No.35038 del
very wet sprint


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:54 [Preview] No.35039 del
Israel dominates

Slovenia in shambles


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.35040 del
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anyone else catch carlton call kristoff HUSHOVD in the finale


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.35041 del
>duesh kurwash
Portugau, hjem.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.35042 del
Last climb about to start in Portugal


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.35043 del
Many GC hopefulls about to be humbled.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.35044 del
>>35043
i fear my boy HAUG will be found out as a crit merchant


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.35045 del
Anicolor massing at the front...time for sulphur.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:08 [Preview] No.35047 del
petrodope


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:08 [Preview] No.35048 del
>>35043
Ruben Fernandez has been MIA for a while already


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:08 [Preview] No.35049 del
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Results. >>35046


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:09 [Preview] No.35050 del
Tresh kilmetrosh.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.35051 del
Pedru SIŁWU UNLEASHED, Tiagu ANTUNESH on the chase


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.35052 del
CAM ON ATUNSH


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.35053 del
antunes with the most doped climbing style ever kek


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.35054 del
next memco on the move at the tour de france (ain edition)


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.35055 del
heartbreak on the line


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:14 [Preview] No.35056 del
Oh shit!
Bunch sprint.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.35057 del
SIŁWU and ANTUNESH caught


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.35058 del
TIVANI pas normal


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.35059 del
german tivani wins the sprint in braga


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.35060 del
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Didn't believe in TIVANI


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.35061 del
Argentinian van Aert, TIVANI wins


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.35062 del
emotions in portugal


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.35063 del
volta always delivers


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.35064 del
fuck the petrolike dopers got humbled
bertacek was right


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:17 [Preview] No.35065 del
now that GILMORE is some jockey


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.35066 del
Turned out to be a proper retard attack by Antunes. Wasted all his energy to not even catch frente.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:19 [Preview] No.35067 del
>>35066
>Antunes
This guy is the biggest Velobait for the Volta


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:19 [Preview] No.35068 del
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top 10 volta


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.35069 del


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.35070 del
>>35064
Caicedo did a Landa esque attack and then nothing...
My velodrama might be fucked.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:22 [Preview] No.35071 del
fucking aus den bröcks keeps talking to the lab rat handlers, can't think for himself


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:25 [Preview] No.35072 del
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>the 28-year-old promising young talent vs. the 22-year-old washed up has-been


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.35073 del
GILMORE and TIVANI are the true pas normals. My vibe pick wanted to have one of them but I am going all the way with trying to nail it too much this year.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:26 [Preview] No.35074 del
I fell for the it's a mountain course this year meme berts
are the profiles on PCS even real, looks nothing like the finale I just saw


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.35075 del
timing graat doing what you shouldn't do if your team mate is in tete


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:28 [Preview] No.35076 del
>>35074
Yep, that's why the vibe is so necessary. Same goes with Kurwatour. Maybe Bertollo profiles is the thing we are missing here the most.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.35077 del
haha uitdebroeks humbled


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.35078 del
>>35076
my team is good though, I have 5 guys in the top 10
just not the winner and the australian dopegod


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.35079 del
visma getting beaten by a bunch of squeakers and squeaker teams


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.35080 del
more ciclismo for today
Guadeloupe:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YF4wOoxTnAA [Embed]
Colombia (13km to go):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=66NH0w4q8y4 [Embed]
there's probably a stream of the ITT for the Hungarian race of Romania as well


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.35081 del
well, there actually is
Tour of Szeklerland:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dsFvgeQgvVc [Embed]


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:36 [Preview] No.35082 del
Cian got squeaked on hard in that sprint but still a decent day for him considering how bad he was before his pause. Maybe they actually fixed him this time?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.35083 del
>>35074
Agree, the profile did not appear to match what the race was

I demand compensation (and Velopoints)


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:38 [Preview] No.35084 del
guadeloupe going through a cemetery


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.35085 del
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>>35068
1, 2, 3


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.35086 del
cars of the caravan crashed into each other at Guadeloupe and commentators are like, yes this happens as well at the Giro and Vuelta, it's normal.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.35087 del
Prodhomme really won like 5 times since the gifted win in suisse


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.35088 del
>>35085
Results will be invalidated due to fraudulent stage profiles


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:41 [Preview] No.35089 del
>>35078
Mine did okish too, I am missing one more guy in the top 10 though.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.35090 del
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also catastrophale in Colombia


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.35091 del
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the BRT bus system is sudacalands must irritate treinbert


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.35092 del
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Wilmar PAREDES of team Medellin EPO wins the bunch sprint


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 16:55 [Preview] No.35093 del
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bart buijk survived yesterday's stage btw


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.35094 del
looking good for the break in Guadeloupe


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.35095 del
>>35093
but did his victims?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.35096 del
16km to go in Guadeloupe, always difficult to know what's even going on there


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.35097 del
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>>35095
rent a car, the sister team of lease a bike lost 3 riders yesterday


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:08 [Preview] No.35098 del
>38 Callejas Alejandro Petrolike + 29
it's ogre


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.35099 del
>>35098
>61 Fernandez Ruben Anicolor - Tien21 Cycling Team + 05:36
but not as over as this guy


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:13 [Preview] No.35100 del
>>35097
GT stages are too easy, we should be seeing these DNF numbers in the Alps


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.35101 del
>>35100
we would have had like 15 OTL's this tdf if they didn't extend the time limit every chance they get


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:17 [Preview] No.35102 del
>>35101
that and they just get ridden up the mountain with teamcars


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.35104 del
>>35101
yeah true, we gotta get some harsher enforcement


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:23 [Preview] No.35105 del
how do you even manage to make pan flat stages in Tibet that put Dutch races to shame in flatness?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:25 [Preview] No.35106 del
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Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:25 [Preview] No.35107 del
>>35105
what does a flat race at 3000 meters elevation feel like


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:30 [Preview] No.35108 del
>>35107
if you're adapted to it it might actually be easier with less air resistance; if you're not adapted, probably feels pretty weird


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:30 [Preview] No.35109 del
kurwa, those poles with their indecency in Guadeloupe


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:31 [Preview] No.35110 del
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another Polish victory in Guadeloupe


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.35111 del
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some chute happened, but they can just show the aftermath


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.35112 del
Corbin Strong is on a nice roll


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.35113 del
going to score some eggs


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.35114 del
>>35110
/cyc/ legend Paul Daumont 4th


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 18:27 [Preview] No.35115 del
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I am back, seems like I missed one hell of a ciclismo day


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 18:28 [Preview] No.35116 del
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>>35115
it was a big day for French cyclisme


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 18:30 [Preview] No.35117 del
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>>35113
8 tacos kinda ride today


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 18:34 [Preview] No.35118 del
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Why do I torture myself so?
>36 eggs


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 18:38 [Preview] No.35119 del
>>35118
meanwhile austrobernd is doing 200km per day on packed gr*vel bike


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 18:41 [Preview] No.35120 del
>>35118
nice
you score the eggs so you can eat the tacos


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 18:44 [Preview] No.35121 del
>>35118
big ride


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.35122 del
>>35118
nice ramps my friend


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.35125 del
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Results. >>35123


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:18 [Preview] No.35126 del
Sure as fuck not doing shits next year, I think they have had an extra drain on my will to look at PCS.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:25 [Preview] No.35127 del
Ah yes, the forseen logical conclusion is nigh, an MTB with drop bars.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:27 [Preview] No.35128 del
>>35127
dylan jawnson vindicated once again


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:29 [Preview] No.35129 del
>>35128
Gave him me flowers and declared I am doing it when I buy a new full suspension mtb bike bike.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.35130 del
>>35127
gotta say mtb geometry does seem to universally suck for drop bars


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:39 [Preview] No.35131 del
>>35127
I've got 650Bx47 tires on me gravel and they work great on and off road, not sure which direction I'll go when it comes time to replace them


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:46 [Preview] No.35132 del
>>35127
but that's just a road bike with 50mm tires, which kinda makes sense

meanwhile


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:48 [Preview] No.35133 del
>>35132
On what kind of terrain do you need 50mm and it's not faster on some hardtail? Ultra flat ultra rocky?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:53 [Preview] No.35134 del
>>35117
birria bros we're feasting


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:54 [Preview] No.35135 del
>>35118
which one is the
>>34951
alto de km 19 ?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.35136 del
>>35133
don't they already roll 45+ in competitions now as a standard because muh rolling resistance
last time I looked into it dude's were riding 50 at the front and 45 at the back or something


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:56 [Preview] No.35137 del
>>35132
>>35130
Yes, but how aboot a short headset and short fork travel. Maybe we could even stay at standard 100mm of travel.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.35138 del
>>35118
bro are you fidgeting the numbers? why does your profile look like the angliru
I assume this is the middle rampa starting at 30km


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.35139 del
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>>35127
>drop bar
>porn stache
>aero gravel helmet
yup, it's gravel

wait, why are the tires that wide?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.35140 del
>>35136
Gravel isn't a real discipline. 99% of what you see "pro" riding is marketing, 100% if it's unbound. Vermeesh was WC on a endurance with 35 iirc


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.35141 del
>>35132
meanwhile you can get a hardtail for really cheap


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.35142 del
>>35133
Not flat but rather steep, hilly rough terrain imo


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.35143 del
>>35140
the UCI """gravel"" championships includes large amounts of paved roads. 2024 was 50/50 paved/unpaved, in 2022 when gianni won it was 25/75 majority unpaved. different then unbound for example which is ~95%. on the 'mixed' koers in domestic gravel racing they will usually use smaller tyres


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.35144 del
>>35127
grotesque


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.35145 del
>>35138
I didn't ride the main road


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.35146 del
And the number is the "highest % per 200 meters", generally the averages are a bit lower


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.35147 del
>>35146
I'm glad bertollo isn't there to see this post


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:22 [Preview] No.35148 del
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>>35145
seems like your taking some alternative pathways
perhaps you should p*rchase some 50mm tyres or a gravel bike


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:25 [Preview] No.35149 del
This is "per 500 meters" vs the first climb vs the last climb
I don't think it's that inaccurate


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.35150 del
>>35148
Reminder that brteks gravel adventures back in the day only ended in such an .. unfortunate way because he was not using properly sized gravel tires


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.35151 del
>>35148
>>35150
The only thing I need from gr*v*l is the gearing


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.35152 del
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I have the only Mexican who didn't lose time. And 6 guys from the first group of 22. Too bad about Rubén Fernandsh but pretty decent


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:38 [Preview] No.35153 del
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>>35151
what ratio would you ride if you had access to anything currently on the market


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:39 [Preview] No.35154 del
>>35153
the fire road I ride gravel on around here are often too steep even for gravel gearing, easily 40% and loose rocks


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:40 [Preview] No.35155 del
Hey Bertsh, can tubular tires sit unused for a long time and not deteriorate hard? Because I still have this tubular wheelset for me Roubaix and I don't want to sell it for peanuts.
So I thought I will just use it for fast rides and I will get my regular clincher wheelset fit with a more panzer, light gravel ready 28 tires.


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.35156 del
>>35153
I don't know what's the gravel offering really, my lowest is 36-34
idk, 32-44?
Something that would allow me to have reasonably comfortable cadence, once it drops below 60rpm. it's over for bertacek


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:43 [Preview] No.35157 del
>>35154
oho that sounds like cx aka dismount and hoofing it territory


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:45 [Preview] No.35158 del
>>35154
>easily 40%
Big doubt


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.35159 del
>>35156
more superthreshold intervals this winter and we can coax that bpm up in the 190s for some standing >70rpm watt bombs to surpass such inhumanas (zonder dinner plate gears)


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Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.35161 del
>>35160
bit kino that
waar hrady he?


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.35162 del
>>35156
hm then you're in mtb or at least 1x off road cassette territory but actually there are some 12 speed 3rd party cassettes from rotor and others that are something like 11-46 with more road cassette like spacing. Sram xplr cassettes are like that as well but idk if you can use those with 2x chainrings, I think they require a specific chain and (1x) chainring


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 22:01 [Preview] No.35163 del
>>35158
come to CA, all the fire roads go straight up the ridges, it's comicale


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Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.35165 del
>>35164
not normal


Bert 08/07/2025 (Thu) 23:29 [Preview] No.35166 del
>>35164
>52%
U wot
bertolloesque profiles


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 01:59 [Preview] No.35167 del
got a Good to Go™ situation to deal with before me next big ride, if you know what I am saying
**** breaks, not even once


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 03:11 [Preview] No.35168 del
>>35133
You don't "need" 50mm tyres but generally the fastest tyres on even very easy gravel are 50mm+. I roll 2.1inch Thunder Burts on my gravel because they are simply the fastest by rolling resistance.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 03:42 [Preview] No.35169 del
>>35168
And much more pronounced for slightly rougher gravel


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.35170 del
>>35168
>>35169
So basically just XC tyres? But I stand by what I say, if you're looking to go FAST in a lot of case, some light hardtail is probably faster. At least on my kind of rides (pic related) I'm pretty sure I'd be faster on my hardtail because the loose gravel on the descent you end up losing a lot of times. I don't mind taking it cool and I prefer the gravel position, but for racing it's another story


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.35171 del
>>35170
Still wouldn't you want a frame with the clearance for 50mm just to have the option. A lot of brands don't even do that


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 06:24 [Preview] No.35172 del
>>35171
I guess extra clearance never hurts. Also if I was doing very long stuff it would be nice too for comfort


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.35173 del
Kirsch to Cofidis. they keep finding ways to make their team worse.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.35174 del
>>35173
There were no more terrible Belgians left to sign?


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 07:33 [Preview] No.35175 del
>>35174
they found a talented Irish lad for once, would surprise me if they didn't give him a proper contract.
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/jamie-meehan


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 07:47 [Preview] No.35176 del
>>35173
PPATT


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.35177 del
>>35175
Hmm not bad results. Mandatory pick if 4 pointer


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 08:20 [Preview] No.35178 del
>>35177
George comes here Bert, now you made sure he will be at least 6 pts


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.35179 del
>Bought like 40€ worth of energy bars, non-protein
we feast


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.35181 del
>>35179
Have you tried pâte de fruit bert ? They're the best


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.35182 del
REINDEER Pippin DNS


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.35183 del
>>35170
Yeah basically XC tyres. I guess it depends on the course whether a hardtail or a gravel bike is preferable, in some of the more MTB-y US gravel courses many pros have run full suspension XC bikes with drop bars. For the easier gravel here, a gravel bike with a more roadlike position is probably much faster because of aero.
>>35179
So basically candy? Hehe
Anyway how was your morning ride berts? 3x20min sweetspot for me at around 355W, felt really nice to do these after a long time. Sweetspot is nice as you can go fast, you score lots of eggs, but you aren't that fatigued afterwards. The only small downside was quite hard rainfall in the last hour that wasn't supposed to happen according to weather forecasts, but it's not so bad when it's warm.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.35184 del
>>35183
I see. Do you plan on buying a XC bike or it doesn't make sens in finland. I'm really tempted to put one in my wife's house in Vienna but maybe she won't be super happy with two bikes in her living room


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.35185 del
>Young girls are watching us. They see what we say and what we don't say. What we show and what is hailed as 'the way' to achieve success. That's why we, as a sport, have a responsibility to create a safe environment. Losing weight isn't the solution. Performance is about so much more than that. It's about strength, balance, eating well, and feeling good about yourself. Therefore, every body is different and requires a different approach. That's why you have to make the right choices for your health.

That's it, pauline's win doesn't count


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 09:26 [Preview] No.35186 del
>>35185
it's not just about losing weight it's also about doping


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.35187 del
>>35184
Lots of people here do XC biking, also in my club, but I've never been too interested. I guess it feels strange to me to have to ride or drive first to specific XC courses to be able to train/ride properly. The most active XC community has club rides every week but they are 30km and 40km from where I live, and I don't really have the time in my life for that. Also, the maintenance, cleaning etc. always seemed a bit of a hassle to me, especially with full suspension.
Does your wife ride bikes or is it just your thing?


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.35188 del
>>35187
Yeah if you need your car it's not worth it, at least to me. She doesn't ride she's a bit scared. I think it's fine, we already do research together from time to time at some point it'll be too much


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.35189 del
>>35188
Same for my wife, likes physical activity in general but is too scared for fast riding. It's nice to have separate hobbies (and nice if some hobbies are also shared with the family)


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.35190 del
>>35185
what an incoherent statement


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.35191 del
>>35190
just imagine it in her high pitched squeaky voice


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.35192 del
Not a fan of all the <we signed Greenways WAGMI TIETEMABROS
articles


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.35193 del
>>35192
i want them to suceed just because i think it will be really funny to see bas tietema try to be a serious team CEO and undergo Gianettification. also kubish is a fun runner


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.35194 del
>>35193
I can see him going places he’s good with media obviously he know’s how to tardwrangle sponsors for more money.
Dylan will be good for points but no tour stages


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.35195 del
I didn't expect a race with Himalaya in the title to be a flat sprinter race


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.35196 del
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>Wout van Aert: “It’s important to still set important goals for the last part of the season, and with this calendar, we’ve certainly succeeded. At the same time, after such a packed season, it’s crucial not to overdo it."

>"That’s why we’ve decided to end my season after the Super 8 Classic and skip both the World Championships and European Championships.”


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.35197 del
>>35196
wouldn't want to destroy his temporary high of """""defeating""""" pog in the greatest best stage of the tour by going back to business of getting kwabbed all day huh


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.35198 del
>>35179
so about tree bars then


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.35199 del
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Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.35200 del
>>35197
Surely he will drop pog in Quebec too


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 11:34 [Preview] No.35201 del
>>35197
I like how they have literally admitted now that Pog let others win because of the rowdy squeakers. Nice "victory" you have there Wout LOL


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 11:42 [Preview] No.35202 del
>>35197
onder het motto je bent zo goed als je laatste race michel


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.35203 del
szeklerland tour has several riders still on rim brakes. interesting. 2 riders of bertaczeks investment team in the break.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:02 [Preview] No.35204 del
Tatry, home


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.35205 del
dylan van washed transfer to quickstep confirmed


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.35207 del
>>35205
surely they will spend the remco dollars on actually good transfers from hereon out


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:20 [Preview] No.35208 del
>>35205
Pauline boyfriend?


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:31 [Preview] No.35209 del
Remember my retardess who went for a flamme rouge finish on Ompoop despite being probable able to outkick the Belgian girl who won?
Busted, ligandrol - whatever that does.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.35210 del
Brno bros another of our ranks came out on top


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.35211 del
>>35207
i hear moho is on the market


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.35212 del
>>35209
>roiding for this


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.35213 del
>>35211
terrible for him that he's washed during a contract year


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>>35211
imagine if they sign that busted crusty for the purpose of racing MSR like its 2022
gotta cover the spring classics right


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.35215 del
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Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.35216 del
today Rui Oliveira will finally celebrate his first win of his career after the stolen victory in Slovenia


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.35217 del
>>35215
>not changing the mug to Starobrno
<Das Bier wurde damals nicht nur in Brünn getrunken, sondern nach ganz Österreich-Ungarn und auch nach Polen exportiert.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:43 [Preview] No.35218 del
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>>35209
what the
who even is that? And wtf was that race? Femmes omloop has 2 completely unknown runners finish 3.5 minutes ahead of big names
questions


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:47 [Preview] No.35219 del
>>35217
>Starobrno
🤮


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.35220 del
>>35217
>Starobrno
🤢


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:49 [Preview] No.35221 del
>>35219
>Starobrno and Gambrinus are both beers many Czech people make fun of for being rather water.
kek


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.35222 del
Pologne can into fancy graphics with zoom and stretch effect of the profile
>bilbao lopez de armentia


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:57 [Preview] No.35223 del
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>>35218
the "it was in the supplements i swear on me mom" defense
i wonder how it goes, it worked well for Iga


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 13:58 [Preview] No.35224 del
>>35223
should have used the sex defense instead, wada loves kinky excuses


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:00 [Preview] No.35225 del
>>35223
>dude contamination!
#1 go-to defense of all dopeurs


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:02 [Preview] No.35226 del
split in cabeza in Burgos. the Ruis were to slow.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.35227 del
>>35209
>ligandrol
SARM that hasn't made it out of clinical trials kek. not sure how you can argue contamination for something like that. unless your getting your supplements off the street in thailand or something. at least this isn't proven to be carcinogenic yet


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.35228 del
fields being partitioned diagonally in direction of the road in Poland triggers my OCD


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:07 [Preview] No.35229 del
looks good for Caruso in Burgos


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:08 [Preview] No.35230 del
CARUSO being depressing in Burger


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:13 [Preview] No.35231 del
10 kilometruš in Burger
17 kilometruš in Polonese


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:14 [Preview] No.35232 del
chute eric FAG


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:18 [Preview] No.35233 del
Pico Giewont, 4 people lost their poor souls there in 2019 when they hiked up top despite weather warning. A thunder hit the cross immediately killing the poor hikers.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.35234 del
>>35233
should have made those crosses out of wood like in the real alps


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.35235 del
well that 1 minute of huub artz is gone in less than 1 minute


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:24 [Preview] No.35236 del
GRANDE
sponsored by Queso de Samson


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:25 [Preview] No.35237 del
Damianu Carusu a ganar in Burger
How are we supposed to approach the sponsors with this?


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:26 [Preview] No.35238 del
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so what is queso de burgos like?


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:27 [Preview] No.35239 del
attack by jan christen


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.35240 del
I guess the other /cyc/ will be a slow affair with rusbert visiting his mom again during the volta and missing it.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:29 [Preview] No.35241 del
WE LIVE IN PORTUGAL with 72 km to go

PONOMAR, McDUNPHY and BOARDMAN at the Frente with 2 minutes on the pelotao


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:31 [Preview] No.35242 del
BERTIOL thinks he can drop one the UAE's most sulphurous runner


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.35243 del
jesus christen, learn how to handle your bike


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:33 [Preview] No.35244 del
CAM ON BETTIOL


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.35245 del
Kwiato has been riding like a demon all week


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:35 [Preview] No.35246 del
KWIATKOWSKI slaving again for LANGELOTTI and TURNER


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.35247 del
christen with negative racing IQ


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.35248 del
>>35247
Team without Pogi is so dog shit


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:37 [Preview] No.35249 del
consider the following: Tim Torn Teutenberg


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.35250 del
Ynr Matthew Brennan


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.35251 del
Brennan finally wins


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.35252 del
lame


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.35253 del
Not falling for no sprinter meme every again.
Also Tibo GRUEL.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:38 [Preview] No.35254 del
NEVER IN DOUBT


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.35255 del
bernnan
turner
bagioli


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.35256 del
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not normal


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.35257 del
he's RAPID when he's in position to sprint


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.35258 del
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cruise is over we're back to blast brennanbros


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.35259 del
Casual 350 meters sprint uphill


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.35260 del
no top sprinters here but that was a hell of a long sprint to finish


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.35261 del
we live in France for some Colombier action.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.35262 del
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>VISMA is raiding in de l'Ain


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.35263 del
>I would like to thank my doctors
t. Matt Brennan


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.35264 del
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is beating TURNER and BAGIOLI and RACCAGNI NOVIERO really that impressive


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.35265 del
>Jose Bean
FUCK OFF


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.35266 del
>>35265
French tv with squeaker commentary will be live soon officially on youtube.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.35267 del
ahh Fanta
I want one now


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.35268 del
>>35264
it's impressive for a youngster to launch such a long sprint and gap the pedalton that much but it's not exactly a sulphurous performance


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.35269 del
also just have the commentary of Norway on and mute Ain. also
>3 GC leaders are from Decathlon-AG2R right now
why wasting their good blood bags for after the tour?


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:45 [Preview] No.35270 del
riders getting literally trolled in Norway


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.35271 del
>>35264
yes that was an impressive performance


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.35272 del
>>35264
Dude rocketed out of the peloton like a fucking missile


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.35273 del
am I missing something at the Volta?


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:50 [Preview] No.35274 del
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>that ferrata
NO THANKS


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.35275 del
>midnattsoltrappa
also they are doing a gr*vel section several times in Norway


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.35276 del
>>35273
We are grillmaxxing in Portugal with original european BBQ


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.35277 del
>suffering in Norway
but how are the roads there for ciclismo? all their cars are electric and difficult to hear, so a Garmin Varia would be obligatory.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.35278 del
CAICEDO in difficulty


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 14:58 [Preview] No.35279 del
Yeah he's overheating BIG style


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>>35276
grillmaxxing danish baguettes


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.35281 del
jumbodrones can't get rid of Prudhomme


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.35282 del
>>35278
>>35279
Real attentionpayers read the interview he did before the race where he said he sometimes struggles with heat.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.35283 del
>>35277
Norway looks great, but I just turned it on. Was weather bad earlier?


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.35284 del
>>35276
Not a BBQ, ppattt


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.35285 del
Cian is the ultimate fraud


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.35286 del
>>35283
it was really bad yesterday


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:08 [Preview] No.35287 del
>>35279
He's just like me. I have finally recovered from my BIG bonk


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.35288 del
tour de l'ain on youtube
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5fFCRDec6gY [Embed]


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.35289 del
Is Kirby having a stroke live on air


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.35290 del
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>>35288
merci


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:12 [Preview] No.35291 del
>posez vos question à Bernard Hinault via ce QR code
why was the last stage rigged in favor of wout? why did you tell pogi not to pursue any stages in week 3?


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.35292 del
attaque next remco


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.35293 del
norwegian volleyball chicks, noice


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.35294 del
Ackermann to Jayco very likely.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.35295 del
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What a pleasant voice compared to that of Jose Bean
PROUDHOMIE LACHEE


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.35296 del
cian goes slololo


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.35297 del
prudhome laché


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.35298 del
le 8w/kg man is back


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.35299 del
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not normal


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.35300 del
next remco better than remco for once


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:19 [Preview] No.35301 del
i hope you all are ready for 2023 vuelta 2.0, this time with cian instead of rog. KUSS wins again ofc


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:23 [Preview] No.35302 del
>gr*vel section in Norway
this triggers NC Finnbert


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.35303 del
uit de koers


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.35304 del
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>already a 1 (one) minute gap


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.35305 del
uijtdebroebros the ascendancy starts now


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.35306 del
we're 47 posts away from the thread limit and I'm going for a swim in the lake. so you might have to make a new thread.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.35307 del
>>35306
>he didn't create the new thread in advance


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.35308 del
>>35301
Based if true


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.35309 del
>Arctic Tour of Norway showing off American military tech
Very based


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.35310 del
This Norwegian race is a fever dream


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.35311 del
Time for gravel in Portugal


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.35312 del
NYCH on the attack with Guerin


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:41 [Preview] No.35313 del
HAPPENINGS


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.35314 del
>100 seconds faster than supersulphurous Proud Homie


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.35315 del
kino windmills


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.35316 del
camisola amirola is on the line and the grupo principal is slurping


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:45 [Preview] No.35317 del
Now that he has the correct saddle height it's over for Jonas. Cian will captain next year's tour.


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:47 [Preview] No.35318 del
>>35312
who are the other two?


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.35319 del
Seems to be Peña and the commentators say the last one is Pau Marti


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:49 [Preview] No.35320 del
>>35318
MARTI and BARBOSA


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.35321 del
Grupo Perseigudor slurping


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.35322 del
Martin Laas won today on the same Quick Pro I use, very cool


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.35323 del
petrolike enters the parti


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.35324 del
PETROLIKE ZERO DECENCY


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.35325 del
>>35320
tricked by portuguese RAI, it is pena infact


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.35326 del
2 km to go in the Arctic


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.35327 del
think I'll go do some cycling in Portugal next year


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.35328 del
CHUTE


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.35329 del
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I don't like GUERIN slaving for NYCH


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.35330 del
Big win for the big man


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.35331 del
attaqua caja rural


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.35332 del
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CHRIST OFF WINS


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.35333 del
Kristoff win 98, here we go


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.35334 del
two to go


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.35335 del


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.35336 del
>>35333
somewhat a shame its [probably] going to happen against SYRITSA and some other shitters in langkawi


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.35337 del
>>35336
yes, well


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.35338 del
>>35336
I wish it could somehow happen in Stavanger


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.35339 del
Kinda a disaster class from ANICOLOR / Tien 21


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:14 [Preview] No.35340 del
>>35339
they did those descents really badly


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:16 [Preview] No.35342 del
MARTI POOOOOW


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.35343 del
POW Marti


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.35344 del
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HUMILIATION


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.35345 del
Hopefully these Israelis pipe down when we reach the real mountains


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.35346 del
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Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.35347 del
>Nych
Yellowcolor bros...


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.35350 del
>>35347
the Volta's golden days are past


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.35352 del
that finish could've been SafeR


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.35357 del
>>35346
thank you


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.35367 del
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we live in colombia


Bert 08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.35402 del
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scored some easy eggs out there



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