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Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.35348 del

based kristoff edizione

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:19 [Preview] No.35349 del

>>35341
soon

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.35351 del

got 1-2-3-4-5 in portugal in me goomble

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:20 [Preview] No.35353 del

>>35341

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.35354 del

>>35351
same

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.35355 del

>>35351

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.35356 del

>>35341

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.35358 del

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.35359 del

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.35360 del

why is tommy pidders doing the arctic tour of norway instead of burgos if his goal is la vuelta?

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.35361 del

>>35360
arctic heat training

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.35362 del

>>35360
abusing albedo effect for heat training

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.35363 del

Gloglo all smiles

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.35364 del

happy for bloobloo but that was a little cringy celebration

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.35365 del

nice to see him escape team backpain
an inspiration to all in need

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:34 [Preview] No.35366 del

EMOTIONS

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.35371 del

Results. >>35368

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.35372 del

5 kilometrus to go
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2rsG-ZPSbjE [Embed]

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.35373 del

muy rapido!

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.35374 del

>>35372
>open stream
>rampa
>dude with a mechanical
>doped spaniard flying past him
yes cyclismo

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:54 [Preview] No.35375 del

CAIDA COMICALA

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.35376 del

and some guy just crushed his balls on his top tube

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.35377 del

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.35378 del

madre mia

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.35379 del

>>35377
shouldn't have hit that sharp object chud

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.35380 del

massive G2 slurp
sickening even

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.35381 del

The next TIVANI wins

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.35382 del

1-2 for boys from technostyle

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.35383 del

it's actually technosylva, what a strange name, possibly a mechawaifu

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.35384 del

And OSORIO ganador in Colombia with GC taking the day off

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.35385 del

>>35377
2blissbros....we were supposed to be SafeR...

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 17:33 [Preview] No.35386 del

>>35351
>>35354
It is leaning towards Bert for now as he also has 10, but we shall see if it won't be back to Bert when full results come.
I have 1-3-4-5-6, it's something I guess. Least effort all year, still overtryharded a bit.

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.35387 del

no Polish victory for once in Guadeloupe. they were beaten by 3 times NC of Burkina Faso Paul DAUMONT.

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.35388 del

based fatman gonna retire on a high

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 18:08 [Preview] No.35389 del

>>35377
you didn't stop the second you flatted? Too bad chud, here eat some pavement hehe

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 18:31 [Preview] No.35390 del

>>35389
I once bombed the turini descent on a slow flat trying to catch the train, by some miracle I didn't chute. I ended up waiting missing the train and waiting like 3hours in sospel. Nice town

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.35391 del

BIG ride planned for tomorrow in the Isergebirge, gonna be a hot weather but hopefully no rampas inhumanas so it should be much more pleasant

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 18:34 [Preview] No.35392 del

My car stalled when I was almost home and then I remembered my fuel gauge is broken. So I was probably out of gas again. Luckily I could restart it and I even made it to a gas station by driving very carefully. If this happened on the highway I was FUCKED

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 18:37 [Preview] No.35393 del

>>35391
>>35392
remember to hydrate!

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.35394 del

so visma can't into bike fit and Cian lost two years or something

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.35395 del

>>35394
So he's gonna win the Tour now or something

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 18:53 [Preview] No.35396 del

What are the W/Kg schizos saying, anyway?

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.35397 del

>>35396
this is the best I can give you for now there is nothing more recently posted

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 18:58 [Preview] No.35398 del

>>35397
Didn't read but I am just going to say dopage

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.35399 del

>>35398
Prodhomme can't dope THOUGH

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:00 [Preview] No.35400 del

>>35398
it is always the most correct reaction

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:05 [Preview] No.35401 del

>>35392
you never serviced your car after your trip to Italy?

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:06 [Preview] No.35403 del

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.35404 del

>>35391
First ride in 2 weeks here, going to take it easy

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:18 [Preview] No.35405 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FnoFCBR4S_4 [Embed]

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:26 [Preview] No.35406 del

>>35405
Is r*ping content allowed on endchan?

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.35407 del

>>35405
those whooshies riding out of the saddle real fast looks funny

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:41 [Preview] No.35408 del

>>35405
also fun fact as these lads demonstate the meta in raping is riding out of the saddle with low to medium cadence for 75-100% of a race.
A mate of mine who is a serial r*pist enlightened me on that, his indoor 20 min pb which was almost entirely out of the saddle is 22w higher than his outdoor 20 min pb. Crazy innit

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:50 [Preview] No.35410 del

Results. >>35409

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:54 [Preview] No.35411 del

reposting my MEDIUM ride

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.35412 del

>>35408
what is the cause of that?

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 19:58 [Preview] No.35413 del

>>35412
it's probably akin to normalized watts being higher than raw — if you're indoors and able to be completely steady, you can reach the normalized level

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 20:05 [Preview] No.35414 del

>>35410
VERY good day for me!

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 20:09 [Preview] No.35415 del

>>35412
no idea, apparently low cadence is more viable indoors in general compared to real cycling and in turn standing low cadence is easier to pedal than seated low cadence.
I'm not even sure if this really is widespread and not just a quirk for my mate and his goons, their sanity and thus credibility is questionable because after all they prefer to stay indoors instead of going outside.
But I did notice lots of lower cadence averages on zwift when I zwifted a lot one winter

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 20:22 [Preview] No.35416 del

>>35413
>>35415
This information will become handy eventually

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 20:45 [Preview] No.35417 del

>>35392
>This man is literally in charge of hundreds of peoples lives as a professional (trein) driver

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.35418 del

Drinking red Burgundy while my /WTW/ (bier) cools down

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.35419 del

>>35401
Well yeah but the guy was like nah you can't fix that just pay attention

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 21:04 [Preview] No.35420 del

Finally, some content designed for me

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 21:31 [Preview] No.35421 del

>>35419
that doesn't sound right I gotta say

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 21:34 [Preview] No.35422 del

Djien dobry! What a frantic week of racing we've had! Cyclisme is a certified world-wide pandemic in August 2025, with racing in the Arctic circle, South America, Eastern Europe, Iberian Peninsula, France, and the Himalaya all in one day!!! What a great day to enjoy another /WORLD TOUR WINE/ (bier) !!

Today's stage in the Tour de Pologne departs from Katowice (which I only know from Counterstrike tournaments) and heads south, skirting the city of Tychy where today's beer is made. Despite regal origins dating back to the early 17th century, this is now owned by the Dutch and is a mass-produced lager. It is one of the most popular Polish beers with a 20% market share. By comparison, Anheuser-Busch is at 34% in the United States (I do admit, when I drink beer at a restaurant, I do ask for a Stella Artois).

Tyskie ($3)

Pours a transparent golden color with white mousse, quickly fading. The nose is lightly hoppy, lightly sweet. The palate opens with sweet bread and finishes with light bitter hops.

Clean, fine. Not interesting.

Photo avec le chien Bruxellois. He always has an interest whenever I open a beer.

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.35423 del

>>35420
start doing THIS

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.35424 del

>>35423
I can speculate this was the single greatest concentration of watts/person on earth at the time

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 21:51 [Preview] No.35425 del

>>35423
monstrous

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.35426 del

>>35421
Well he is from Bosnia but he does everything very cheap

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.35427 del

>>35423
This inspired me to rewatch 2025 Milano-San Remo.

Holy shit what a race. Total sprinter death at the bottom of the Cipressa.

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 21:56 [Preview] No.35428 del

>>35427
GET FUCKED WATTLETS

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.35429 del

>>35422
>polskatour gets a "beer"

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.35430 del

>>35429
We've discussed this before, it needs to be a 1.UWT or 2.UWT race to get an entry in /WORLD TOUR WINE/. Do you think I wanted to drink that shit from South Australia or the Israeli wine I had from UAE Tour?

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.35431 del

>>35422
does central europe not do craft beers or are those just impossible to find in the US of A

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:17 [Preview] No.35432 del

>>35427
best race of 2025

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:20 [Preview] No.35433 del

>>35430
Israel invaded UAE already?

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:32 [Preview] No.35434 del

>>35432
some of the best final 15km I've ever seen 2bqh

Bert

08/08/2025 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.35435 del

>>35434
Carbon bikes
Iron men

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 01:31 [Preview] No.35436 del

>>35430
if only you were doing it for the love of the game rather than merely gimmickposting

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 02:28 [Preview] No.35437 del

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 03:34 [Preview] No.35438 del

Can't sleep.
I've been watching TdF 2020 stages for 3 hours now.
There are worse ways to spend a night I guess.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 03:51 [Preview] No.35439 del

>>35415
>>35408
It's strange because I've also heard about this online, but I've never been able to replicate it IRL. For me especially power above threshold is easiest with really high seated cadence – 105-110. In longer sweetspot/threshold efforts lower cadence out of saddle efforts at around 80rpm are fine every 5-10min so that the muscles get a bit of a break. But any higher power and the standing efforts get problematic, I just burn out from doing them and it's hard to get back into the seated rhythm.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 03:59 [Preview] No.35440 del

>>35412
My guess would be that out of saddle recruits more muscles than seated. When you're outdoor a lot of it is lost to moving the bike around but indoor since the bike is fixed you're able to put all of it through pedals

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 04:02 [Preview] No.35441 del

>>35439
I think you need to use your arms a bit diffrently indoor than outdor when out of the saddles. Probably not worth to train unless you're a professional r*pist

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 05:33 [Preview] No.35442 del

>>35412
>>35440
not that hard to understand, when you dance on the pedals the momentum of your body mass goes into scoring watts instead of into the sqlab, it's literally free energy to stand at the same cadence
especially so when indoors since then it costs no effort avoiding chutes comicale

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.35443 del

>>35422
Ahhh, finally some true pisswater.
Not a whole lot to add, if I ever had a Miller, Coors, the not Czech Bud or whatever else you drink there I would probably have a comparison, it is like one of those.
>>35431
We do, boom for craft beers took place around 10 years ago, it plateaued out already but the market is pretty robust.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.35444 del

Now I remember this old commercial, a cross-over with are dear slenderman people.
Superfried quality, the commercial itself was aired when I was in high-school.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WtlUlp0_vdA [Embed]

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 07:02 [Preview] No.35445 del

now big marlen is seething at Pauline and Gigante for their weight loss for the tour. she's a proponent of a body fat minimum limit like the nutritionist in the peloton kerabol space program or James bond actor and body sculptur Pierce Brosnan.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 08:18 [Preview] No.35446 del

>>35431
just hard to source I guess
https://bierothek.com/
no us shipping...

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.35447 del

>>35431
Beer is so easy to make every country in europe has their own craft beer scene, with variable success.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 09:12 [Preview] No.35448 del

I still can't get over how mid Mad's wife looks. I know that's basically a 9 in Denmark but still. Also she looks crazy expensive, which is a good news for us because it means he'll probably retire at 40 or something

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.35449 del

Anyway, short ride today to test the legs, longer one tomorrow. 2 weeks in Italy means I'm basically carb loaded for months so I have to work on that

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.35450 del

>>35449
>2 weeks in Italy
Even more jelly than usual, have fun bert. I think good carb loading isn't that easy with Italian food since they also put lots of fat in the mix.
For me it was a nice endurance ride, mostly easy but with 40min of riding around LT1 (280W) as I felt good.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 11:04 [Preview] No.35451 del

>>35450
I'm back from it, I guess you were too busy to see the carbs I posted, have another one. Few days in vienna then a couple of weeks in saint malo. Academia has its perks

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.35452 del

scorching heat, disgusting humidity and yet, we gaan

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.35453 del

>>35452
>that perfect tarmac
pas normal

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.35454 del

>>35451
Ah I see. Very nice pizza, though of that I am not too jelly about since we have one of the best pizza restaurants in Europe in my hometown (Pizzeria 450°).

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.35455 del

>>35454
Yeah, good pizza you find everywhere. Godly amatriciana for 8€ on the other hand... It's also the only place where I ever get icecream

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.35456 del

>The injuries sustained by Filippo Baroncini after his crash in the Tour of Poland are so serious that he has been kept in an induced coma. It should be immediately stated that his condition is stable, team manager Mauro Gianetti of UAE Emirates XRG told Tuttobiciweb . The decision to keep Baroncini in an induced coma was mainly due to the fractures in his face

Damn, what a nasty sport

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.35457 del

brennan in the break in Poland. AG2R not paying attention.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 11:32 [Preview] No.35458 del

>>35457
if seixas fumbles the bag here lol he needs as much time as possible for the TT

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 11:35 [Preview] No.35459 del

about 15 km of such gravel too

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.35460 del

>>35458
Seixas???

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.35461 del

>>35460
UCI decided the drought was enough and allowed one Paul to replace another after the chute

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.35462 del

>>35461
Reasonable. We need to keep squeakers happy because they are getting very touchy lately

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 12:24 [Preview] No.35463 del

>>35456
Tour de Pologne strikes again

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 12:49 [Preview] No.35464 del

>>35459
wow he already p*rchased new tyres?!

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 12:53 [Preview] No.35465 del

What is your favorite Portuguese name to pronounce. For me it's Jouawmteeash

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.35466 del

https://x.com/Womvin/status/1953140911786926350
Kek

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.35467 del

Our break down in Portugal:
Joseba López, Calum Johnston, Alex Díaz, Kieran Haug, Nicolás Tivani, Aleksandr Grigorev, Edgar Curto, Diogo Gonçalves, Tiago Leal, Cesar Guavita, Hugo Nunes, Adam Lewis.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 13:37 [Preview] No.35468 del

>>35465
Bhuno SIŁWU is nice, I also enjoys saying zhuzhits (jiu-jitsu)

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.35470 del

>>35467
Feels like I have three of these, probably I have none.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.35471 del

SHEFFIELD and Kwiat DNS

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.35472 del

HAYTER too. I mean.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:01 [Preview] No.35473 del

28, clear, light breeze
yep I'm thinking it's an eggs day

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.35474 del

curse bros...

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.35475 del

it's over for our French hero

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.35476 del

time for happenings

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:06 [Preview] No.35477 del

poland has rampas inhumanas?

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:07 [Preview] No.35478 del

is this the famous rampa that brtczk rode?

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:08 [Preview] No.35479 del

del stier with a puncture losing time

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:09 [Preview] No.35480 del

BETIOL pas normal

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.35481 del

FDJ finally found the good dope.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.35482 del

allez rudy

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.35483 del

MCNULTY mates this is our moment

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.35484 del

waar is visma heh

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.35485 del

USA USA USA

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:25 [Preview] No.35486 del

let's go brandon

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.35487 del

cat killer backwards pedaling

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.35488 del

Hahaha uae kwabed

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.35489 del

lol

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.35490 del

Brandonbros...

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.35491 del

impressive by lengelotti

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:27 [Preview] No.35492 del

lmfao what a good final
based tax evader national

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.35493 del

>>35492
he's one of the rare natives from Monaco unlike the other residents like pogi and mads.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.35494 del

Jan Christen might have some of the lowest race IQ I've ever seen

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.35495 del

>>35492
wtf he's actually from there

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.35496 del

Langellotti won a Volta stage in 2022

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.35497 del

so manoco is just pologne but upside down ?

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.35498 del

vai grande cicco

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.35499 del

Grande

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.35500 del

GRANDE

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.35501 del

del stier wins the Burgos GC

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.35502 del

>>35494
I mean all he knows is UAE too many cocks in the pen type of racing

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.35503 del

Are we REALLY going to get a MONACO WT win before a French one

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.35504 del

And fucking Fisher-Black was DNS too. I have fucking nobody fucking left

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.35505 del

>>35503
he can't ITT

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.35508 del

>>35507
Looks like I'll win this one

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.35509 del

Pelotão slurping

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.35510 del

>>35508
Italian bulk does this to you.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.35511 del

>>35510
Reseacher that invited me said I can do this every summer basically. I think I'll do this every summer. I even met another professor that has the full panoply of gravel/XC/road he said next time I come I can borrow anything

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.35512 del

hello yes it's me hapsbert, one grande vacazione por favore

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 15:53 [Preview] No.35513 del

>>35511
Dopage illegel, /cyc/ legal is already looking into it.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.35514 del

Strong pas normal

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.35515 del

Strong pas normal

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.35516 del

pas normal strong

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.35517 del

normal pas strong

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.35518 del

ug NUNSH wins from fuga.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.35519 del

HOLY KINO

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.35520 del

Emocioaesh or however they say that from Ug.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 16:31 [Preview] No.35521 del

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.35522 del

Senhora da Graça tomorrow

Time for some GC Sunday kino

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.35523 del

What the fuck is this fucking result. Where are my boys TIVANI and GILMORE. I HATE everything

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.35524 del

I am back
>my boy Ygo NUNŠ
>Volta legend LANGELOTTI
>grande Dusan
>my boy Sylvester STOKBRO
>NEUMAN wins in Szeklerland
What a day I missed
Can't wait to pick CICCO for the La Vuelta and be disappointed again

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 17:21 [Preview] No.35525 del

BARONCINI in induced coma, face and cervical vertebrae broken.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.35526 del

Now this was much more pleasant when the climbs are at normal % and Bert can pedal at normal cadence

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 17:44 [Preview] No.35527 del

The mighty slopes of Alto del Vino are rapidly approaching in Colombia https://youtube.com/watch?v=U_JgapSXX4I [Embed]

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 17:45 [Preview] No.35528 del

>>35526
bpm bros....we might not make it afteralll

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 17:52 [Preview] No.35529 del

>>35527

Proper hardman stages in Columbia.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 17:58 [Preview] No.35530 del

last 3 km in Guadeloupe
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ops_XTrUpr4 [Embed]

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.35531 del

allez steve urcel

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.35532 del

>>35530
INHUMANAS

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.35533 del

>>35530
Kek proper suffering by 31

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:01 [Preview] No.35534 del

pogi mentioned for no reason lol

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.35535 del

>>35534
Just because the colombian DOPER was at UAE 3 years ago

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.35536 del

where's Kaczmarek? he can't let Ardila and Urcel get away in the GC

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:03 [Preview] No.35537 del

So DEL TORO's assassination of CICCONE earned him the GC overall
What an intersting strategy

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:04 [Preview] No.35538 del

Soul

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:05 [Preview] No.35539 del

>>35537
Disgraceful. He is definitely a villain character.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:08 [Preview] No.35540 del

>>35539
well yes he is a sudaca afterall

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:09 [Preview] No.35541 del

those sugar farms in the Caribbean are as French as your Sausheims, Wormhouts, Itxassous, Maureillas-las-Illas and Porto Vecchios.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.35542 del

don't look up descending videos in Colombia during normal traffic

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.35543 del

can you become a scouter for a pro tour level team if you watch 2.2 races like us?

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.35544 del

>he's cooked
yeah, he is

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:17 [Preview] No.35545 del

>>35543
you mean to imply that you are soing all of this zonder compensation?

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:20 [Preview] No.35546 del

>>35545
you saw the prize money list, the winner takes it all in ciclismo. I get peanuts from my velogame results, while your quick rundowns, patjes angels and mvdfs take it all.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:22 [Preview] No.35549 del

Results. >>35547 >>35548

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.35550 del

Leadville 100 is on, only XC marathon race I know off.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SbE8gIOTt60 [Embed]
Looking at the profile there are some NASTY climbs

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.35551 del

I would propose we find room in the budget to DOUBLE or even TREBLE the salary of are suissebert

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.35552 del

I do this on my XC too. It's way more comfy than it looks

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.35553 del

>>35552
Do what, riding it?

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:39 [Preview] No.35554 del

>>35552
the fuck. can't they make some small grips that you can install on the suspension covers?

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:40 [Preview] No.35555 del

>>35550
you know that race is ancient because the course is so tame that its more of a gravel bike race these days

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:43 [Preview] No.35556 del

>>35555
Pellaud was riding one of those atrocities

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:45 [Preview] No.35557 del

>>35556
So did the winner

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:50 [Preview] No.35558 del

5% gradient? merely a false flat for those sudacas

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:52 [Preview] No.35559 del

Guess its real easy to set a drop bar mtb up these days since shifters, derailleurs and cassettes just pair without any diy workarounds. Guess brakes just work as well

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:53 [Preview] No.35560 del

oh the HANDS, now i get it

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.35561 del

>>35556
>those timegaps
dopage? Its probably wild and unfettered dopage

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.35562 del

The fact that pellaud is now a major actor in the American gravel scene really tells you everything you need to know about the level

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 19:00 [Preview] No.35563 del

>>35562
gotta say i don't even know who pellaud is but 3rd is not an insignifiCAN'T result for Li Ning Star

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 19:05 [Preview] No.35564 del

>>35563
he still officially rides for Tudor on gr*vel.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 19:08 [Preview] No.35565 del

Thermonuclear Camargo

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 19:11 [Preview] No.35566 del

>31
>38
>33
look at this
just how overaged is this race? Gross

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 19:17 [Preview] No.35567 del

Enorme things in Colombia

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.35568 del

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 19:33 [Preview] No.35569 del

>Weird creaking noise when starting from a stop
>Panic
>My Assiomas have finally crapped out!
>Careful inspection reveals that it is just my disc brakes rubbing
Time to figure out what's wrong and fix it. Surely nothing will go wrong.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 19:43 [Preview] No.35570 del

>>35569
many such cases, couldn't be me though
good luck

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 19:59 [Preview] No.35571 del

>>35568
Like some Michael Jackson vidya.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.35572 del

>>35570
Just needed to realign front calipers. Probably got banged out of placed loading my bike into car after my legendary bonk last weekend.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.35573 del

>>35566
>age starts with a 3
>overaged
U wot kiddo?

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.35574 del

>>35572
very nice

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 20:50 [Preview] No.35575 del

caught ya mirin the bertačekesque wrap job

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 20:55 [Preview] No.35576 del

>>35575
>old style cable routing
they shouldn't be prone to the shifter cable breaking inside the housing (thanks shimano), but that cable would be definitively in the way for my UCI legal hand positions on the hoods of the levers.

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.35577 del

>>35575
real common occurrence on round bars at this very location
why though?

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 20:59 [Preview] No.35578 del

>>35576
it used to annoy me but now I kinda prefer it. gives a resting place for me thumbs

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 21:03 [Preview] No.35579 del

>>35575
it's been rock solid ever since i fixed btw

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 22:23 [Preview] No.35580 del

<tfw plucking a warm juicy peach right out of the orchard at the top of the local rampa
there maybe no comfier feel
forgive my ignorance but are stonefruits grown in evropa or it's only malus and currants, etc ?

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 22:35 [Preview] No.35581 del

>>35580
they got plenty of stonefruit over their mon ami

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 22:44 [Preview] No.35582 del

>>35580
these are common
and grapes

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.35583 del

>>35582
Did You Know: virtually all of Europe's vineyards had their rootstock replaced with vines from North Carolina because they were resistant to a fungal outbreak

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 23:20 [Preview] No.35584 del

>>35583
I did know that. Just don't tell anyone where the Phylloxera pest epidemic originated

Bert

08/09/2025 (Sat) 23:30 [Preview] No.35585 del

>>35584
Columbus is history's greatest villain

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 00:14 [Preview] No.35586 del

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 03:38 [Preview] No.35587 del

>>35576
>they shouldn't be prone to the shifter cable breaking inside the housing
The worst part about it is that shimano actually did solve this issue in the old 105 rim brake

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 05:18 [Preview] No.35588 del

>>35587
>105 rim brake
baste
yet some in this very /bert/ will say they need more

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.35589 del

Pogi really is doing the EC RR.

I wonder if he also does the ITT. It actually looks short enough for him to beat Memco. It even has two "hills" which should help him.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 08:16 [Preview] No.35591 del

Did the ride + train back this morning to change a bit. Nothing amazing but quiet roads outside Vienna

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.35592 del

>they want to fly Baroncini to Italy for further surgery
Herentals is in Belgium

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.35593 del

>>35591

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 09:07 [Preview] No.35594 del

>Berts are back home from their ride when I barely woke up

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 09:09 [Preview] No.35595 del

rainybros...please come back
all is forgiven

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.35596 del

>>35594
I really like doing this in summer, even if this morning I actually was cold for the first hour

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.35597 del

>>35595
>>35594
If only there was a way to avoid the heat of the afternoon

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 09:22 [Preview] No.35598 del

>>35597
Oh well, we might never find a solution

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.35599 del

>>35598
Apparently heat training is good anyway

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.35600 del

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.35601 del

>>35600
Ehh schnitzle with rice...
I'm more interested in what Bertina is having. Looks interesting.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 10:27 [Preview] No.35602 del

>>35601
Spaetzel with pork and a cheese and mushroom sauce. I'm having most of it anyway so I asked for riced instead of fried potatoes on me schnitzel

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.35603 del

>>35600
I don't get why they didn't serve more rice. your fiancées meal looks better.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.35604 del

>>35600
nice, I’m eating old ossau-iraty with bread and honey. still got some vacum packed cheeses over from my trip next up is blue basque

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.35605 del

>>35600
Nice looking schnitzel but yeah I'
d want at least triple the rice

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.35606 del

I'm watching cross country running up some mountains and the poor janny cameramen have to run alongside them.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.35607 del

>>35606
I have been running this ocassionaly and the running cameramen always impressed me

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.35608 del

Also we live in Castile and Leon

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 11:35 [Preview] No.35609 del

>>35606
they got whole crews some on mtb even must be quite the hassle to properly follow the leaders

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 11:45 [Preview] No.35610 del

>>35609
>>35607
>>35606
These things are so trendy they're pushing for it but the hard truth is that these events can't be broadcasted. There is a reason XC are done in a circuit

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 12:00 [Preview] No.35611 del

>>35610
The yearly UTMB championship is broadcasted though they only follow leader + first chase male and female

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.35612 del

>>35611
It sucks though, you just have the pictures of one guy running for 10 hours

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.35613 del

Wasn't going with any tracking devices but if gym counts as a run, I did a tri*thlon riding from gym to the beach where I did a couple of rounds of freestyle and breaststroke.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.35614 del

>>35613
Does not count, if it's not on Strava.
(Polar H10 can record a w*im session offline ;) )

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.35615 del

bent turner is now a TT'er too after becoming a sprinter

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.35616 del

>>35600
kino

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 13:34 [Preview] No.35617 del

Brennan pas normal

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.35618 del

>>35617
Slower than Huub Artz isn't exactly what I'd call pas normal

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.35619 del

Kung bros another humiliation

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.35620 del

>Kung

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.35621 del

>ynr Stefan KÜNG

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.35622 del

>Kingdom Come: Not Delivered

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 13:49 [Preview] No.35623 del

Going on a short hike, might even take a trein
Will miss senhora de graca, but it is what it is

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.35624 del

>>35619
we can't go on like this

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.35625 del

>>35623
make sure you stay hydrated and bring enough €12 zwetschgen pâte bars to share with the other skinwalkers

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.35626 del

did Milesi race in better conditions than the others or how did this literal who set such a good time?

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.35627 del

>>35626
he was the U23 WC at some point and has been saving matches

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.35628 del

Do any of you still use TIZ? That website has been completely broken for me for weeks now

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.35629 del

Brandon sends his regards

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.35630 del

>>35628
I did a few times during /tdf/ and it worked alri but yeah it's gotten real bad

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.35631 del

Brandon goes

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.35632 del

>>35628
no, completely useless now. I use daddy stream or https://freeshot.live/live-tv/eurosport-1-fr/259?d=1 for french eurosport

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:23 [Preview] No.35633 del

>>35628
I don't remember a time the 720p streams has ever worked (not idea why they have them). The 420p stream still works but now you need a VPN otherwise the player wont load most of the time (same is true on cycling today).
I only use it when I can't access the dad streams.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.35634 del

>>35632
alright I'll bookmark this one now
my daddy stream links keep disappearing too

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:26 [Preview] No.35635 del

>>35634
this is the current working one thedaddy.dad/player/stream-32.php

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.35636 del

the club guy is back

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.35637 del

>-12
wew

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.35638 del

kek!

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.35639 del

great TT by langelotti

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.35640 del

>>35348
are brandon stronk

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.35641 del

>>35634
>>35635
or just go to thedaddy.dad and search for cycling

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.35642 del

what happened to pello bilbo by the way, he used to be good at this stuff

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.35643 del

>>35642
He is like 50 Bert

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.35644 del

>>35643
would be relevant if he didn't peak when he was above 30

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.35645 del

bagioli almost had him, thanks PCS man

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.35646 del

>>35644
Yeah the famous covid buff that is wearing off now. Some guys had a lot of time to do some training right

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.35647 del

Daniel Felipe Martinez was in this race and did not DNF

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.35648 del

What the FUCK is Rafferty doing. I threw out frigorifero only to give him anudda chance and that's IT?
Little fucking oirish leprechaun fenian shite gobbler.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:47 [Preview] No.35649 del

>>35647
Did he not go to Colombia this year for some "bootcamping"? Only one top 10 (in LBL of all places) in 37 race days is quite something.

He only seems to perform in even years, so he's a lock for a podium in the Giro or Vuelta next year ig.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.35650 del

Oh no no no, possible neutralization in Portugal due to a fire.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.35651 del

>>35645
How did he mess up this bad?

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.35652 del

>>35651
mess up? he's trying to catch thieves again

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.35653 del

>>35650
Ehh they rode just fine last time when there was a fire.
They need to man up.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.35654 del

We're going straight to Senhora da Graça, no cat 1 before that

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:56 [Preview] No.35655 del

>>35650
Break wins then

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.35656 del

>>35655
A day for KINO Jan

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.35657 del

>>35654
W/kg merchants, we feast

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.35660 del

Results, final. >>35658 >>35659

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.35661 del

Complete self inflicted disaster, I did it to meself though.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.35662 del

>>35660
cursed race when you somehow end up in the top half with 5 guys left

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.35663 del

>>35657
Peña and Guerin FEASTING

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.35664 del

>>35660
so over

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.35665 del

holy moly

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.35666 del

The Volta manages a neutralization and a route change on the fly with better organization and better communication than the Kurwatour. It is truly the 4th Grand Tour

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.35667 del

>>35666
+music and dancing!

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.35668 del

>>35665
business as usual

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.35669 del

>>35668

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.35670 del

In a good world the Volta becomes some kind of mini GT for .Pro racing (still with portuguese conti teams, of course).

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.35671 del

>>35660
Lol I literally made my team 2min before the deadline, didn't think at sll about it and came 5th. Then in all other stage races I try so hard to think about the best possible team and end up 32nd.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.35672 del

tom peacock can't drop strong

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.35673 del

>>35660
>Another podium
Just need to tighten up my classics performance and nail the Vuelta

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.35674 del

>>35660
complete disaster

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.35675 del

>>35672
There is a STRONG problem. Non-attention payers will be crushed in upcoming races.
>>35671
Same for me. This is a vibe based competition, with a touch of insight from race log trends, team rosters and especially long term attention paying to race character and rider characteristics.
It makes me want to get that stupid ML/linear programming model up so it gets completely kwaked by a Rusbert or a Finnish rapist with a young child for whom attentionpaying is far down the importance list.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.35676 del

>UAE has won with 20 different riders this season

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:25 [Preview] No.35677 del

>>35676
the big 10

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:29 [Preview] No.35678 del

>>35676
The following haven't yet won:

>VERMEERSCH
>JOHANSEN
>OLIVEIRA (Rui)
>TORRES
>POLITT
>BJERG
>HERREGODTS
>LAENGEN
>NOVAK

Rui should've had one...

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.35679 del

>>35678
vermeersch will probably win a stage in the renewi tour, on the muur

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:40 [Preview] No.35680 del

In good nieuws I have replace my chain, dapped it in Rohloff and it may be a very nice and clean experience, maybe even still today.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:47 [Preview] No.35681 del

circuit not quite hard enough in Norge

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.35682 del

>>35681
pidcock hasn't tried anything at all to try and pressure strong either
total kwab

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.35683 del

>>35682
he's probably hoping for sprint bonus seconds to be enough

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.35684 del

>>35683
crazy gamble

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:51 [Preview] No.35685 del

>>35683
then he's mentally retarded

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.35686 del

volta is on fire

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.35687 del

Kirby is obsessed with Teuns today

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:54 [Preview] No.35688 del

what was that

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.35689 del

Dversnes wins

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:55 [Preview] No.35690 del

did Pidders even sprint?

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:56 [Preview] No.35691 del

>>35690
he was kind of boxed in, but it didn't look like he really tried

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.35692 del

big haul from astana again today

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.35693 del

restart happening in portugal
I think

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.35694 del

where exactly are they right now

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 16:55 [Preview] No.35695 del

Contreras defends his lead and wins overall in Colombia. Edgar Andrés PINZÓN wins the final stage

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.35696 del

Senhora da Graça starts NOW

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 16:56 [Preview] No.35697 del

israel zoomers setting a furious pace now

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.35698 del

KINO crowds in portugal

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.35699 del

Anicolor boys are ready.
Let's go!

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.35700 del

>>35699
Pacing hard through the feed zone

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.35701 del

Pau Marti Lachee!!

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.35702 del

Reish dead

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:01 [Preview] No.35703 del

Suicidal pace, this will not end well for a lot of them

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.35704 del

Petrolike boys MIA

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.35705 del

Caicedo total collapse

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:04 [Preview] No.35706 del

who's the israel rider still alive?

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.35707 del

>>35706
Marriage

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.35708 del

>>35706
My Brazilian is sketchy but I think they said Zac Marriage

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.35709 del

>>35707
impressive, didn't think he was a climber like that

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.35710 del

Nych goes

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.35711 del

Nych pas normal

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.35712 del

Guerin, Nych, Peña, Marriage, Lucas Lopes and Munton are the guys left, I think.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.35713 del

>>35712
damn i was gonna pick that south african because I read an article about him

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.35714 del

waaar cadena heeee??

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.35715 del

>>35714
saw a petroboy in G2

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.35716 del

Oh so Guerin is working for Nych.
Got scared for a moment.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.35717 del

The Boer goes solo

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.35718 del

NYCH
NYCH
NYCH

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:14 [Preview] No.35719 del

Peña and Nych look like the strongest

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.35720 del

Nych with them Landa style atacks.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.35721 del

Byron Munton doing his best me impression

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:16 [Preview] No.35722 del

Impressive by young Lucas Lopes

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.35723 del

nych and pena completely dead

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:19 [Preview] No.35724 del

Guerin squeaking

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.35725 del

Caicedo completely gone and old Antonio Carvalho seems to be done as well

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.35726 del

Torre will be a slaughterhouse

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.35727 del

I demand more info, you are my only live stream

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.35728 del

Marti Pau only coming in right now, what the fuck

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.35729 del

>>35728
Bonked completely. Went way too deep trying to hold on.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.35730 del

Byron Munton? Who in the FUCK is that. And I thought Zac Marriage was a sprinter

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.35731 del

>>35730
someone didn't do his research

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:03 [Preview] No.35732 del

>polska a desaster
>rusbert will pass me
>luckily there is portugau in which i have a promising climbing squad
>climbing stage neutralized
>irishbert's who the fuck wins it
>irishbert will pass me too
Such is life of a kurwabert in 25.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.35733 del

I am back
what the FUCK did you guys do in Portugal

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.35734 del

>>35733
how was the hike big boy

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.35735 del

>>35734
just locally, it was VERY warm and kinda disappointing, if the steigs were better maintained they'd be great but it was almost a jungle
shame

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.35736 del

>Camargo DSQ and Garcia DNF
Petrolikebros...

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No.35737 del

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what did this little fella do

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:37 [Preview] No.35738 del

>>35737
Rode across the finish line wearing a straw hat, perhaps

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.35739 del

>>35738
I will never forget that incident, my team ruined...

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:44 [Preview] No.35741 del

Results. >>35740

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:45 [Preview] No.35742 del

>>35741
I need GUERIN to betray NYCH like you wouldn't believe

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:47 [Preview] No.35743 del

>>35742
he was good little slave today, why didn't you believe in the nych

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.35744 del

>>35741
this is ageing well

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.35745 del

>>35743
GUERIN wants at least PRT contract

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 18:54 [Preview] No.35746 del

>>35730
>the absolute state of >attentionpayers

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 19:24 [Preview] No.35747 del

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 19:43 [Preview] No.35748 del

>>35747
About me today, I did skor 12 egsh though. And I am twice your weight.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 19:59 [Preview] No.35750 del

My points for kurwatour were pretty off, but the placement is right-ish.
There is this once instance where on my shits tismbert is in front of Patjebert by a bit and on the official results Patjetbert is in front of tismbert just slightly which I am sure will go down well and I won't see all caps from a Spanish flag.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.35751 del

>>35750
based, my payment to george must have gone through

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.35752 del

>>35748
>weighs twice 58kgs
surely this is impossible

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.35753 del

last km in Guadeloupe. 2 squeakers who were doing this race had a positive dopage result for EPO no less in a preparation race.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.35754 del

>>35753
one of them was also just off from a 4 year ban

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.35755 del

>>35750
I don't care anymore. I never win in the even years so this has always been all in function for next year

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:11 [Preview] No.35756 del

>>35752
Just validated with me scale, I weigh 113.0kg this very moment.
>>35755
But what if next year is conjunction of Mars with Venus?

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.35757 del

Paul Daumont wins another sprint

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.35758 del

What if we eat the Kurwabert?

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.35759 del

>>35756
how tall are you

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.35760 del

a cool ice tea instead of those disgusting cherry drinks the pros immediately have to drink

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.35761 del

Dzień dobry and welcome to our last /WORLD TOUR WINE/ (bier) for the sensational Tour de Pologne !! We had action down to the wire this week, with another legendary performance from handsome man Brandon MCNULTY to take the stage and GC victory!

Today's beer is brewed just down the road from today's ITT in Wieliczka.

Okocim O.K. Beer ($3.59)

This is a Polish Pilsner, brewed by Okocim since 1945. Pours a light honey gold with fine white mousse which fades quickly. The nose is a bit flat - just the barest hint of grass and malt. The palate is clean, lightly sweet, pleasing grassy hops.

Just fine, well put together. The highlight of the beer is the can, which I really love. We had four (4) biers for the Tour de Pologne, none of which were really great, but none of which were bad (maybe that imperial stout was...)

Look out for another sensational edition of /WTW/ next weekend with the return of the much-lauded Hamburg CYCLASSICS race!

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:24 [Preview] No.35762 del

>>35758
Not without a fight Czechman!
>>35759
188cm, yes I am overweight, I have a slight belly, but also my thigh is +80cm and my chest is +120cm. Don't know about my arm, I barely every do bicep curls, useless exercise.
I don't look +110kg, that's what I mean.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.35763 del

>>35761
This was quite nice BACK IN THE DAY, I used to like it more than all your Tyskie, Lech or Żywiec. Don't know how it is now, probably just pisswater.
Thanks for the series Bert, this gimmick takes the most effort easily and actually costs real money.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.35764 del

>>35762
I don't look 110 kg either

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.35765 del

>>35764
Maybe you're more of a tist than tismbert.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.35766 del

>>35761
we getting back to vin or another bier?

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.35767 del

>>35762
not too bad, reckon you could become a big wattsbomb with a good winter

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.35768 del

>>35767
I do have decent flat times and watts even now, out of shape barely going beyond Z3, still wine and cigarettes regularly in me.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:33 [Preview] No.35769 del

>>35761
Can't wait for all the beers from the Czech Tour, gonna be the highlight of the summer

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.35770 del

>>35761
Cheers Bert. Keep up your gimick.
I'm enjoying a bottle of a nice local wine myself.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:36 [Preview] No.35771 del

some useless news:
>Tietema to change from Canondale to Rose bikes next season
<uno-x to field more Danes in their team than lidl for Denmark rundt
>next Remco big favorite to win Czech Tour after his pas normal performance in Ain
final stage ends in the deep dark parts of Czechems where Romanians settled centuries ago. what even happens there?
<don patje saying that it's alright for memco to change teams when he can earn millions more or in his words: « S'il peut gagner quelques millions de plus ailleurs, il devrait en profiter. »
>wout to end the season soon (to prepare for CX?)

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.35772 del

>>35766
Vin for sure. German wine super underrated internationally. Then we bounce back to bier in Belgium, then should be wine for the rest of the year.

But I do need to source some reasonably priced Chinese wine, because all I can find in US is literally $300/btl and has shit reviews.

>>35763
thx, it's been fun, going to miss it next year.

>>35769
local czech restaurant actually has a collection of Czech wines by the glass. Maybe worthwhile.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.35774 del

GC. >>35773

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.35775 del

>>35771
wout is going for the WC gravel

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.35776 del

>>35774
>+1 to /ELITE/ top 5
Tick-tock, Bertacek

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.35777 del

>>35772
>have to name the real Budweiser Czechvar so ameriburgers don't mistake it for bud light

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.35778 del

>>35765

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:41 [Preview] No.35779 del

>>35775
hmm, grug loves to beat 2out in important races.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.35780 del

So I have an early shift tomorrow, starts at 4:45. Probably no sleep. I am going to fucking die

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:46 [Preview] No.35781 del

>>35780
Maybe you should write then that you are going to sleep instead that you're going to die.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:47 [Preview] No.35782 del

I woke up 3:30-4am almost every day for more than a decade in grad school and early career. It's fine, go to sleep early. You'll feel normal after a shower and a couple good cups of coffee.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.35783 del

Official Statement on Filippo Baroncini's Medical Update from UAE CEO Mauro Gianetti 🎙️
"Unfortunately, Filippo Baroncini is being kept in an induced coma for his health.
It's not life-threatening - that's the most important thing.
He has some facial damage, injuries to his eyes, and also damage to a lung. He has two vertebrae broken as well.
At the moment he is stabilized, and we will transport him today to Italy.
If everything goes well, he will undergo surgery on his face and spine."

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.35784 del

>>35782
same I did the early shift for years
kills your soul a little though but could cyclismo a lot

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.35785 del

>>35781
I can't sleep early. I have never been able to

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.35786 del

2026 world tour ride snacks edition? I guess importing alcohol is easier than perishable food from around the world. should work at least for the majority of European races. so if any of you have any ideas for Australia, UAE (no Dubai chocolate please), Canada (I'll just have Belgian fries and claim it to be Poutine) and China (aliexpress/temu food is totally safe...) go ahead

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.35787 del

>>35783
>bjorg
>jakobsen
>ethan hayter winning
>now this
cursed race

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.35788 del

>>35786
>Australia

Just get some vegemite m8.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.35790 del

>>35785
Me neither, barely had 8 hours of sleep the last 5 years. The gist of it is to try and do as much half-awake, low heart rate rest as much as possible while you can't sleep or can't get back to sleep.
You get back to life after a few hours during the day. Maybe you won't ride off on a tail of a whale until it happens.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.35791 del

>>35786
Would be interesting to cook a dish from each race.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:53 [Preview] No.35792 del

>>35771
For some reason stage 1 goes west and then suddenly they start east

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.35793 del

>arthur's seat is on fire
wtf. I remember it being really windy up there, but you wouldn't expect a wild fire in fucking Scotland.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.35794 del

And look at the runners Gloglo is below

Top competitors
>LAMPERTI Luke
>BUDZIŃSKI Marcin
>BERRADE Urko
>PARRA José Félix
>QUARTUCCI Lorenzo
>TSARENKO Kyrylo
>UIJTDEBROEKS Cian

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:54 [Preview] No.35795 del

>>35792
can someone photoshop Ayuso's face onto this kek

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.35796 del

>>35777
I had no idea it is called something else in Czechia. US trademark law is obviously insanely aggressive.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:55 [Preview] No.35797 del

and yes I am aware that the stupid girl is resting her bike on the rear derailleur.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:56 [Preview] No.35798 del

>>35793
Some pathetic arse situation on the lady in the middle, light top.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.35799 del

>>35798
Whole picture is a disaster

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.35800 del

the simulation is leaking

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 21:35 [Preview] No.35801 del

making a golden sour ale mit passionfruit and some yellow plums I collected yesterday on a hike

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.35802 del

>>35801
that sounds good pal post it when your finished

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 21:53 [Preview] No.35803 del

>>35801
oho
where do you brew? Do you have a dedicated shed or something or do you just live with the smell in your kitchen

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.35804 del

>>35803
just in my kitchen (for now); I only do 5L batches so it's not a big hassle (but yeah it does perfume the apartment for a bit)

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.35805 del

>>35801
Based fellow alcohol maker.
As a south Slav I have an inborn ability and desire to make schnaps.
My apples and plums are almost done fermenting.
We cook soon.

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 22:04 [Preview] No.35806 del

>>35804
5L only? not gallon ?

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.35807 del

>>35806
yeag, we don't have a ton of space for a 5gal fermenter (plus all the bottles); I've got 3 5L fermenters so I usually have a couple different things going on

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 22:06 [Preview] No.35808 del

>>35806
What the FUCK is a gallon

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.35809 del

>>35804
there ain't nothing like the smell of hops and malt after a hard day of ciclismo or hiking

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.35810 del

>>35809
that's me rn for sure

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.35811 del

>>35808
it's equivalent to 20% of an HVU please pay attention to amateur brewing

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 22:35 [Preview] No.35812 del

>>35809
For me, it is a roast chicken and a glass of Pinot Noir

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 22:46 [Preview] No.35813 del

Three hours until my alarm. Already packed my bag with banana and paracetamol

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.35814 del

>>35801
do you keg or bottle condition you are biers ?

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 23:20 [Preview] No.35815 del

>>35800

Bert

08/10/2025 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.35816 del

>>35813
Drink lots of coffee and try not to crash your train

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 00:33 [Preview] No.35817 del

>>35814
bottle condition, 5L isn't really enough for kegging, plus I usually make sour ales that need to age a long time

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 02:54 [Preview] No.35818 del

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 04:52 [Preview] No.35819 del

lmao even

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 05:09 [Preview] No.35820 del

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 06:28 [Preview] No.35821 del

>>35820

It is sweltering now, and will be this week THOUGH.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 07:06 [Preview] No.35822 del

>>35819
More like head of slipping amirite heh

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 07:20 [Preview] No.35823 del

>>35819
the vibes will be good atleast

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 07:34 [Preview] No.35824 del

slippy G looks like he comes straight out of a Austin Powers movie. groovy baby.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 07:56 [Preview] No.35825 del

>>35820
crazy that they would have won the giro if del toro wasn't mentally retarded

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 08:00 [Preview] No.35826 del

>>35819
I like that they talk about him being the new wind they need when he has basically been the prime example of boring racer that does nothing for 9 months a year.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 08:27 [Preview] No.35827 del

BREAKING
Lidl signs a long and massive contract with Vacek who will ride with Trek up and until 2029

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.35828 del

>>35827
meanwhile at UAE Adrià Pericas signs to 2030

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 09:23 [Preview] No.35829 del

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someone stop grug, the WC in mountainbike is way too technical for him

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.35830 del

>Belgische bondscoach ziet de volgende Pogacar en Vingegaard klaar staan in Seixas en Widar, die elkaar bestoken in Tour de l'Avenir

>Pauwels weet dat hij met de 19-jarige renner van Lotto goud in handen heeft, maar volgens de voormalig klimmer is er nog een 17-jarig supertalent dat binnenkort zijn neus aan het venster zal drukken. 'Seff Van Kerckhove heeft wel wat weg van een Seixas, alles welbeschouwd', zo looft hij de Belg die nu bij het onder-19-team van Decathlon AG2R La Mondiale rijdt. 'Hij is iemand met een veelbelovende toekomst, al is hij nog maar net begonnen. Wat hij al gepresteerd heeft, of het nu tijdrijden of bergop is... Het is echt van een superhoog niveau.' Schrijf die naam dus maar op.

GREAT article where Widar is being compared to Seixas (lol) and both of them to Pogacar and Vingegaard (LOL). According to national coach Serge Pauwels. And then Serge Pauwels announces a new next Remco, always a great idea to start putting pressure on some 17-year old kid

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 09:31 [Preview] No.35831 del

>>35830
I don't think anyone cares about sven's shoe shiner's opinions to be honest

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 09:33 [Preview] No.35832 del

>>35830
where do I sign up for the Kerckhove fan club?

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 09:40 [Preview] No.35833 del

>>35832
Apparently he is living in Spain since he was 2. So he has been raised in a dopage culture. I am getting ready to squeak

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.35834 del

>>35833
his brother already rides for jumbo so they are clean

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.35835 del

>>35833
PCS says he's born in a provincial town in Thailand. funny family this is.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.35836 del

>>35830
>>35831
probably the weakest coach we ever had this guy’s credentials are being a cx coach

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 09:49 [Preview] No.35837 del

>>35836
and the cx coach is a failed cx'er who lives on his dad's name
grim state of affairs

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.35838 del

>>35837
would vibe coach Gilbert been better? I think the main task of NC coach is taking care of logistics getting a good hotel etc

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 10:40 [Preview] No.35839 del

Buying new bidons again, probably will need to switch types
I don't even think it's mold, just the plastic coating is falling of, which is even worse

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.35840 del

>>35839
Polish Bert would have solved that problem with his chemistry set

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.35841 del

>>35840
Most of his substances are illegal here
Anyway, bought the same bidons but transparent
Will look less cool but at least they will allow me to inspect the state of the affairs

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.35842 del

>>35841
>illegal substances in Czechia?
huh, I thought everything is legal up there as long as it's for your own consumption...

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.35843 del

>>35842
Really depends on how the judge woke up
There are people serving heavy time for having grown something to ease they are pain

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 11:13 [Preview] No.35844 del

This year the l'Avenir is the most anticipated in YEARS
There should be a surprise velodrama for it

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.35845 del

>>35844
Paul is going to walk it easy though

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 12:19 [Preview] No.35846 del

>>35845
But if he doesn't, if he shits the bed, if he does a widar, then his aura as the next BIG french disappointment might be over before it even began

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 12:50 [Preview] No.35847 del

>>35846
Yes, well surely UCI can't let this happen AGAIN

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 13:20 [Preview] No.35848 del

>>35844
Torres will win

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 13:25 [Preview] No.35849 del

Mads bullied Milan away from Lidl

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 13:45 [Preview] No.35850 del

>>35849
The classic "Maybe if we sign his brother the actually useful guy will sign for us too" move.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.35851 del

>>35850
the younger one wasn't even that bad

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 13:55 [Preview] No.35852 del

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damn it's fucking hot boys, I'm in vacation mode and was too lazy to get up early but I've now changed my mind

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 13:59 [Preview] No.35853 del

>>35852
torty degress today
torty 1 tomorrow
torty five the day after
torty seven for thursday and friday
oy vey I don't like riding before the cage beckons but what can I do

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 14:00 [Preview] No.35854 del

>>35853
already 33-34 on my ride, we adapt, we evolve

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.35855 del

>>35853
mandatory big ride on thursday
near bohmerwald but it's still gonna be HOT AS FUCK

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 14:29 [Preview] No.35856 del

Some BIG names at the Frente incl. crowd favourite Ugo Nunsh

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.35857 del

>>35856
bertao does this for his commute

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.35858 del

>ordered new bidons 2 hours ago and they are already at the parcel box near me
truly we live in the future

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.35859 del

>>35858
>order new chainrings from a shop Germany
<they arrive 4 days later
>order a bunch of supplies from the Chinese
<they arrive 5 days later, 2 of those being Saturday and Sunday
hmm

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.35860 del

>>35859
I send packages for work sometimes and I can get stuff faster to china than to the other side of the country, something airmail something priority routes blabla

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 14:53 [Preview] No.35861 del

>>35858
must be aero bidens the way they traveled so rapidly to your summer home

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:12 [Preview] No.35862 del

>feeding station
>5 guys are anicolor and nobody else
how is that allowed?

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:13 [Preview] No.35863 del

>>35862
when your a star they let you do it, you can do anything

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.35864 del

will the frente make it?
basically the entire credibomb team is there and the anicolor dopers are helping

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.35865 del

>>35864
the gap is increasing

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.35866 del

uhhh

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.35867 del

Tivani puts his guys to the front, but is it for him or CONTTE

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.35868 del

AH the frente kills itself, guess this stage is for LEITAO then

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.35869 del

>>35866
This is why I spend the entire summer break away from Montpellier

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.35870 del

My HR starpon battery is dead but lasted about 4 months
This is by far a personal record (not incl. the original one)

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.35871 del

kek, what an attackao

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.35872 del

>>35869

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.35873 del

>Ugo Nunsh

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.35874 del

>Laurent GERVAIS

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.35875 del

ATTAQUE PETRODOPER

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:47 [Preview] No.35876 del

>pau relegated to domestique for gilmore and marriage

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.35877 del

attacking in feed? lame

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.35878 del

Zero courtesy

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.35879 del

>>35870
I am starting to become a strapon hater after some BIG discrepancies in recent hard efforts
thought I'd solved all that but now the drop outs are back, it's not a useful tool if results cannae be trusted

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.35880 del

>>35879
Just buy a new one and don't be a bert like me who spent 2 months various things and batteries hoping it would fix itself (it didnt)

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.35881 del

>>35879
if you have a lot of drops it's probably the strap itself

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.35882 del

>>35879
I was having some issues and then I used a q-tip (cotton swab) to clean out the connecting points between the strap and center piece

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.35883 del

>>35870
doesn't your garmin warn you ahead of time?

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 15:58 [Preview] No.35884 del

>>35880
>just b*y a new
classic brtek "solution"
>>35881
was wondering that but I keep it pretty clean so maybe the internal circuit is busted?
>>35882
hm..do you mean the metal contact points outside or the junction between conductive area on the inside with the rest of the fabric?

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:00 [Preview] No.35885 del

>>35879
>>35882
this
clean the strap
and also the battery compartment / contact fins
e.g. in the H10 they use one of the better materials, phosphor bronze:
https://www.kramerindustriesonline.com/cleaning-phosphor-bronze/

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.35886 del

>>35884
>was wondering that but I keep it pretty clean so maybe the internal circuit is busted?
the knobs or internal, I've had both bust at some point during the winter because of heavy usage and salt/sweat
just bought a 3 pack of straps on sale sometime and swap when cleaning doesn't work

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:01 [Preview] No.35887 del

>>35884
I swabbed inside the contact point

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.35888 del

>>35883
it did that's why i replaced it
honestly the "warning" means like 4 hours of life left
>>35884
at certain part of life buying new becomes the preferable solution

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:04 [Preview] No.35889 del

pretty sure that break would've made it if pedro silva didn't ride like a retard

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.35890 del

Berts... you need to learn some proper maintenance.

Not everyone dumps his Gravel bike into a container iof it gets dirty.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.35891 del

Smelling a chute

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.35892 del

contte in good position

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.35893 del

fuck that live pop up of the top 10 in the sprint is nice

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.35894 del

IŻRAEU no contest

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.35895 del

>results in 1 second
how do they do that

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.35896 del

damn I hoped that was MARRIAGE

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.35897 del

Also porczugesz tank in red t-shirt.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:11 [Preview] No.35898 del

>>35895
they almost slipped up and posted it before the finish

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.35899 del

>>35895
this is a high quality production

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.35900 del

>>35893
>>35895
Just Volta magic

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.35901 del

I see the result, but I cant remember the names of me jobbers.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.35902 del

thanks for the tips Berts
I had focussed most of me cleaning efforts on the electrode area til now, will pay more attention to the metal connexions now
perhaps p*rchasing some replacement straps will become inevitable eventually

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.35903 del

>>35902
I just take the strap with me under the shower regularly after a big workout, has probably prolonged the lifetime a lot

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.35904 del

>>35902
I accidentally once washed the connector in the washing machine and it survived

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.35905 del

>>35904

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.35906 del

Tavfer-Ovos Matinados-Mortágua absolutely embarrassed, Matias and Linarez both completely gone

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:16 [Preview] No.35907 del

Quick top 10 before I go for a ride.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:16 [Preview] No.35908 del

Mesa has a nice bike throw

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:17 [Preview] No.35909 del

for how many years have they been using the same uplifting background music on Portuguese tv for the Volta?

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.35910 del

>>35906
it's over for my boys

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.35911 del

I wonder what kind of rider Brennan will end up as; would be a huge shame if he sticks with punchy sprinting, we've got enough of those guys now

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:48 [Preview] No.35912 del

>>35911
wins the omloop next season which ends his career
no need to think further than that

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.35913 del

wait.. what the FUCK.. there is a Tour of Norway and ALSO an Arctic Tour of Norway? and they're both .PRO?? when did this happen!

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.35914 del

>>35911
what is the rarest rider type in you are opinion?

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:54 [Preview] No.35915 del

>>35914
lightweight tt specialist

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.35916 del

>>35913
Please pay attention

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.35917 del

>>35914
honestly I want to see him as more of a Pidcock type, but better

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.35918 del

>>35915
that's a myth, every confirmed case was actually just a broken power metre

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 17:05 [Preview] No.35919 del

>>35918
what about remco

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.35920 del

>>35919
I personally feel he fits better in the Washed Fraud subcategory of the GC "contenders"

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.35921 del

>>35914
nibali

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.35922 del

>>35920
fact check: TRUE

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.35923 del

>>35921
don't like 'im, simple as

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.35924 del

>>35922
>losing a TT to MARTINEZ Lennert
KWAK

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 17:17 [Preview] No.35925 del

>>35924
bora will fix him. He joins that team to grow (he joins a team where no transferred rider has ever grown)

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 17:18 [Preview] No.35926 del

>>35924
even worse, losing a WC jersey to tobias floss

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.35927 del

not looking good

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 17:54 [Preview] No.35928 del

>>35911
Sagan, basically

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.35929 del

>>35927
brutal race

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.35930 del

>Alec Segaert to Bahrain

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 18:37 [Preview] No.35931 del

>>35930
thanks to his brother, the jobber connection

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.35932 del

>>35930
not washed enough for Cofidis yet

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 19:03 [Preview] No.35933 del

I like intervals.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 19:07 [Preview] No.35934 del

>>35932
is their WT status sealed for the next round at this point?

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 19:10 [Preview] No.35935 del

>>35934
depends on how they sell the remaining license after lotto and intermache fuse

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.35936 del

>>35934
If Wanty and Lotto merger is real the only threat to Cofidis is Uno-X. There is 500 points between them so Uno-X could still jump them in the last part of the season.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.35937 del

>>35936
No. If Wanty stays 18th they keep their license. But since they don't need it anymore they can sell it then and Q36.5 will buy it

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.35938 del

>>35774
was away on holiday for the weekend, need to be smug before the volta points hit and i'm knocked back down by don patje again.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.35939 del

>>35930
because bahrain is such a good place for TT specialists kek

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 19:31 [Preview] No.35940 del

cofidis doesn't deserve to be in to WT anymore

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 19:35 [Preview] No.35941 del

intermarche even more grim but good riddance

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.35942 del

>>35937
Are you still allowed to sell your license to whoever after they introduced the relegation system?

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.35944 del

>>35941
EF bros we rise

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 19:51 [Preview] No.35946 del

Results. >>35943

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.35947 del

>>35942
I think you can't sell it directly but I heard that you can sell the company (theres a better word for it) that holds the license

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 20:21 [Preview] No.35948 del

>>35942
>2.15.037 The licence shall be automatically revoked in the event that the licence holder files for bankruptcy or is declared bankrupt, or in the event that any other measure or regime is applied under which the holder loses control of the licence.

>>35947
>2.15.061 The paying agent must remain the same throughout the period of validity of the UCI WorldTour licence issued for the team, including during the period of any renewals, except with the agreement of the Professional Cycling Council.
‘paying agent’ is the legal entity that owns that team, it can be a number of things but any changes to it that would amount to buying a license would have to be done ‘with the agreement of the Professional Cycling Council.’ In short UCI gets to decide arbitrarily.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.35949 del

>>35948
>>35947
would Tudor try to buy it? they're more ready for WT than Q36.5 is

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 20:45 [Preview] No.35950 del

>>35946
My team is built for week 2 anyway.
All according to plan

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 21:11 [Preview] No.35951 del

>>35870
Get the rechargeable one from Wahoo, it's great. You never worry about it being out of batteries.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.35952 del

>>35946
this race is an unmitigated disaster

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.35953 del

>>35948
It's just that cycling teams change names and sponsors all the time. So all the Wanty riders will join Lotto and the legal entity of the team, let's call it Team Wanty, is now empty with no riders. Q36.5 takes over sponsoring of this legal entity, and all their runners will transfer from the old Q36.5 to 'Team Wanty', which will now be renamed 'Team Q36.5'. I think that is sort of how it works

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 21:27 [Preview] No.35954 del

>>35953
they still have to fulfill all contract obligations, so they would have to reach a separate deal with all of their riders/sponsors. you can't just transfer from the 'old' team to the 'new' team unless everyone under contract at the 'old' team agrees to terms. afaik there is no process for this sort of thing, nor do I see why the UCI would have a specific process for it

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 21:31 [Preview] No.35955 del

>>35954
Sure, but why would they not agree. They are mostly a bunch of shitters who should be paying contribution to be able to ride in the WT

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 21:50 [Preview] No.35956 del

>>35955
if they're contractually guaranteed future money they would be stupid to not shakedown for at least a cut of that. especially so if they're a shitter who no one else will pay.

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 21:53 [Preview] No.35957 del

>>35956
hey, someone's gotta be pack fodder and team bosses know that

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 22:28 [Preview] No.35958 del

>>35956
Then they will sign other shitters. It's a good opportunity to get rid of the worst ones anyway

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 22:31 [Preview] No.35959 del

And yes I mean you, Frederik FRISON and Harm VANHOUCKE. And now fuck off to Cofidis

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 22:38 [Preview] No.35960 del

>>35959
I remember when frison was good for like a month ages ago

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 22:39 [Preview] No.35961 del

>>35960
Yeah and then a dog bit off his dick or something

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 22:43 [Preview] No.35962 del

>>35960
>>35959
I keep mixing him up with Milan FRETIN and then by extension Milan MENTEN

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 23:17 [Preview] No.35963 del

Today is a Volta rest day

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.35964 del

Rundt OFFICIAL /bet/

>Pedersen 1.57
>Skjelmose 5
>Kragh 13
>Warenskjold 15
>Nielsen 19
>Withen 19
>Grosso 21
>Philipsen 21
>Segaert 29
>Zingle 29
>Larsen 34
>Soderqvist 41
>Baarle 51
>Kubis 81
>Goldager 81
...
>Pedersen 201
>Johansen 201
>Fuglsang 401
>Pedersen 751

Bert

08/11/2025 (Mon) 23:27 [Preview] No.35965 del

>>35964
That's a lot of Lidls in that list. Weird to put SKA above Wærenskjold though.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 00:03 [Preview] No.35966 del

>>35964
thousand quid on SUTTON please

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 00:16 [Preview] No.35967 del

<ignore part
<yes, the HR data
<repeat 3x per ride
it's all so tiresome

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 00:23 [Preview] No.35968 del

>>35967
I prefer to use all my components until they are broken down into a fine rusty powder by sweat

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.35969 del

>The UCI has suspended Spanish mountain biker Edgar Carballo Gonzalez for one year after a sexual incident. The suspension follows a complaint from a female colleague, filed via the confidential UCI SpeakUp platform.
>The incident took place in the official parking area of a UCI event, in the victim's campervan. According to the UCI Ethics Committee, Carballo made unwanted sexual advances, touched her inappropriately, and used the word "rape," despite her clear refusal.

Why are spanish people like this?

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.35970 del

>>35969
Ah it's a DH rider, these dudes are always a bit special

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 07:01 [Preview] No.35971 del

>>35969
he just wanted to have a zwift session with her

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 07:17 [Preview] No.35972 del

>>35969
>and used the word "rape," despite her clear refusal
if you don't refuse rape what does that make it then

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 07:31 [Preview] No.35973 del

>You have been a witness or victim of harassment or other abuse, or you wish to report incidents or activities likely that damage the credibility of cycling, such as technological fraud or competition manipulation… ? Report it on the UCI’s reporting platform SpeakUp
squeak up now Bert! don't let them get away with it.
one of the questions in the form:
<Do you think or know it will happen again?* (mandatory) *
YES!

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 07:41 [Preview] No.35974 del

SEGAERT to Bahrain

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 07:42 [Preview] No.35975 del

>>35974
PPATTT

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 07:43 [Preview] No.35976 del

Segaert (Loic) to bahrain, you heard it here first

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 08:05 [Preview] No.35977 del

>Bondscoach Laurens ten Dam
wait what? we made fun of the Pauwels Sauzen guy, but the Dutch have a criminal (by burger standards) running their team.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 08:23 [Preview] No.35978 del

>>35977
Thnakfully homosexuality is not a crime anymore in Europe

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 08:43 [Preview] No.35979 del

>there's a tour of poland for women now
>3 100km flat stages
grim

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 09:09 [Preview] No.35980 del

Vermaeke to UAE, strange one

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.35981 del

>>35980
good Covi replacement to farm wins in races nobody watches

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 09:36 [Preview] No.35982 del

>>35981
Do they really need those wins?

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 09:38 [Preview] No.35983 del

>>35982
they're obsessed with getting the most wins and getting the most wins with different riders yes

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.35984 del

>>35969
>professional athlete
>looks like an uber chad
>try to jump on everything that moves
>No is basically not an option
These dudes will always surprise me

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 12:46 [Preview] No.35985 del

that Bornholm island should belong to Poland

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 12:53 [Preview] No.35986 del

how come Jonas doesn't do his home race? work at the fish factory in the evening, ride his bike in his home land and renovate another room in his mc mansion.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:03 [Preview] No.35987 del

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:04 [Preview] No.35988 del

>>35985
Please visit your nearest Polska embassy to pick up your honorary Polak card and passport.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.35989 del

>>35987
>Danish tv shows aucustic kid drawing the flag of his favorite French departement for 5 minutes

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.35990 del

>>35986
would you do it if you were vingo?

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.35991 del

>>35985
>polish navy

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.35992 del

>>35990
if I were jonas I would do everything my handlers at visma and mommy Trine want me to do

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:08 [Preview] No.35993 del

>>35969
>>35984
>>35970
>[ ] sexo
>[X] has holes
>[X] would

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.35994 del

If my danish is correct, PRICE-PEJTERSEN means BUDGET PEDERSEN

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:12 [Preview] No.35995 del

I also wonder if our bert Autismbert fell asleep at the wheel after but two hours of sleep

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:13 [Preview] No.35996 del

>nyker church
uhm, well that's one way to say that's the black church

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:51 [Preview] No.35997 del

I forgot jumbo was in the danmark rondt. they didn't send their best.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.35998 del

>>35997
zingle is on of their best

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:54 [Preview] No.35999 del

luv me sepp kuss
end of

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:55 [Preview] No.36000 del

>>35998
didn't have many race days since he sold his soul

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.36001 del

>>36000
I enjoyed watching salty ZINGLE get kwabed last time out down in Baltimore

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.36002 del

some comicale seems to have happened

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.36003 del

very comicale indeed

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.36004 del

>>35995
we haven't heard from him since
it may be over

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.36005 del

Julius Bert in the break.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.36006 del

>>36005
doens't have to slave for Artem NYCH like last season or Pogi like this season. he's a free man for once.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:06 [Preview] No.36007 del

>>36006
he slaved for big brandon barely 2 days ago

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.36008 del

I wish are mcnulty BRANDON were going to the la vuelta but he must be on the 1GT/annum diet

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:09 [Preview] No.36009 del

Huh he actually has a lot of racedays this season. I barely remember seeing him.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:14 [Preview] No.36010 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fplqfp2SQek [Embed]

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:16 [Preview] No.36011 del

traffic jam, how unexpected

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.36012 del

they should put a u-turn on a small path like this in Paris-Roubaix to slow down the peleton before Arenberg

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:17 [Preview] No.36013 del

>>36009
He is the most trusted gregario
He also famously got humbled at the La Vuelta Ciclista Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo if memory serves

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:19 [Preview] No.36014 del

ynr birdsong
he gained some weight

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.36015 del

MADS

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:20 [Preview] No.36016 del

this is mads

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:21 [Preview] No.36017 del

I forgot soren kragh ballsores was danish champ

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:28 [Preview] No.36018 del

any attention-payers know if Fatkobsen is still in the peleton?

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.36019 del

>>36018
he probably lost 10kg after surgery, maybe a blessing

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.36020 del

>>36017
the Lidl national champ jerseys look so bad

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.36021 del

PEDERSEN GOES SOLO
KUBIS GOES ALONG

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.36022 del

comicale corner

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:32 [Preview] No.36023 del

>>36022
bit of an unsporting place to attaque

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.36024 del

pissmoids missing the slag

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.36025 del

skelly having to slave for mads

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:37 [Preview] No.36026 del

why did kubis extend with that jobber team, he surely would have been picked up by a good team

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:39 [Preview] No.36027 del

>>35969
>UCI SqueakUp program
>spanish biker named CAR-ball-o
extremely silly story

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:42 [Preview] No.36028 del

fads in all his glory

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:43 [Preview] No.36029 del

mass pethrsn

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.36030 del

>>36026
they got Greenstreets right? they probably told him they're trying to build up and make a real team

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:48 [Preview] No.36031 del

julius bert can't drop the guy on a Klaris groupset

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:49 [Preview] No.36032 del

bert goes

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:51 [Preview] No.36033 del

these short, mostly flat stage races are funny; it's usually just a handful of seconds that separate the top-5 or even top-10

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.36034 del

26 seconds is a lot of time

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.36035 del

>>36026
one eyed man and all that

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.36036 del

>>36030
greensneedz can barely top 10 a jobber sprint anymore and he ain't getting better

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:55 [Preview] No.36037 del

>>36026
He gets to be the boss at the coupe de france, what more do you need?

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.36038 del

>>36026
beats me

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.36039 del

uh oh bertbros

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 14:59 [Preview] No.36040 del

>>36031
is gruppo make you stronk or that's just paypig brainrot?

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:03 [Preview] No.36041 del

>>36039
that klaris guy is smol, I hope he enjoys the mandatory 38mm handlebars next season.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:11 [Preview] No.36042 del

julius bert not having any of the slurpage

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.36043 del

lol I thought there was still another group in front of the Mads group

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.36044 del

I get that the smol guys are pulling for a guaranteed top 10 result, but those knuckleheads shouldn't work for lidl.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.36045 del

nice try from my favorite baloise breakaway jobber

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.36046 del

MWW won

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.36047 del

mass!

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:16 [Preview] No.36048 del

pelotao kept the damage to a minimum

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:18 [Preview] No.36049 del

it's on national tv so both commentators are clueless non-attention-payers that aren't used to comment cycling
none of them knew anything about superstar Kubitch

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.36050 del

top 10

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:22 [Preview] No.36051 del

>>36050
Blume Levybros, our podium...

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.36052 del

>>36050
big breiner pedersen

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.36053 del

>>36004
I was here yesterday evening, please pay attention

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.36054 del

Anyway, where the FUCK is my Volta today

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.36055 del

>>36050
BIG time differences and this is before the time trial and Vejle stage. I'm thinking Bornholm stage was a good idea.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.36056 del

>>36054
designated day to allow the runners to access their bloodbags

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:31 [Preview] No.36057 del

>>36053
that was 'since'

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:32 [Preview] No.36058 del

jakobsen only 12 minutes behinds bros, we're all making it

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:33 [Preview] No.36059 del

>>36058
>fatkobwashed is only twenty-eight (28)

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:38 [Preview] No.36060 del

>Former Zwift Academy winner Louiz Kitzki says 'The more chaotic a race became, the more brutally I broke down mentally'
>Former Zwift Academy winner Louis Kitski has abruptly ended his career as a professional cyclist due to increasing concerns for his own safety, following the deaths of riders in races in the last two seasons.
another failed convert from the rape machine

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:39 [Preview] No.36061 del

>>36060
well he was in 2 races where people died

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:40 [Preview] No.36062 del

>>36061
understandable

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:41 [Preview] No.36063 del

>>36060
better for him to stay inside if he's freaked out like this. Would probably cause crashes

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.36064 del

>>36058
Succesfully saved matches for tomorrow. Wærenskjold lost 12 minutes too I thought he was here to win the race.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.36065 del

also literally WHO?

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:42 [Preview] No.36066 del

>>36064
waerenskjold is omloop cursed

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:47 [Preview] No.36067 del

>>36050
This is gonna be as boring and one sided as that time Ivan Basso did the race and won four stages.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:49 [Preview] No.36068 del

what's the Biggest ride you ever done without chamois, bert?

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.36069 del

>>36067
or that time when memco took 2 minutes on a random stage
heh those were the days little memco

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 16:11 [Preview] No.36070 del

>>36065
>I see dead people

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.36071 del

>>36068
back in the day as kid around 70km

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 16:15 [Preview] No.36072 del

>>36069
I remember....that was peak Remco before that woman got her claws in him and all the drama started.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 16:19 [Preview] No.36073 del

>On Wednesday, August 13, all fans will have the opportunity to meet all the riders live on the eve of the first stage at a ceremonial parade on stage. This year, the spectacular show will take place on Hradčanské náměstí square against the magical backdrop of Prague Castle.
I assume our local /cyc/ office will cover this event.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.36074 del

>>36073
Depends on the weather innit.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 16:24 [Preview] No.36075 del

>>36068
Same as Suissebert, something around 70km, that ride probably is logged somewhere in the murky, dusty graveyard of Endomondo servers.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.36076 del

>>36073
You can't just name a square by smashing your fingers on a keyboard, what the FUCK is this SHIT

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 17:31 [Preview] No.36077 del

>>36076
Are you in trein when your flag shows up?

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.36078 del

>>36077
No. At home on pc I get a Dutch flag, even though it is the same wifi as my phone

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.36079 del

I have warned this very /cyc/ about my boy KUBIS more than tree years ago and was ridicouled.
Nobody is laughing now.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.36080 del

haha kubis what a silly name lol

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.36081 del

>>36079
yes, well, he is staying on the Uniball Rockets so we will not see much of him THOUGH

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.36082 del

>>36079
>the first 53 posts about KUBIS in the archive are all from the czech flag
kek

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.36083 del

What a DISGUSTING weather
I am scratching my thursday BIG ride in bohmerwald because it's gonna be 36 and during noon, no thank you.
Will do some light hiking instead at the ancient forest

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.36084 del

>>36068
probably about torty miles

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.36085 del

>>36082
kek

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.36086 del

>>36079
*ridiculed

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 17:56 [Preview] No.36087 del

average bert evolution

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.36088 del

>>36080
Ku-bitch hehehe

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.36089 del

>>36087
He went from mildly Dutch, to Yugoslav to clearly Czechoslovak.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.36090 del

>>36087
salbyfication

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:07 [Preview] No.36091 del

>>36087

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.36092 del

>>36087
his smile
its GONE

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:17 [Preview] No.36093 del

Aurelien Paret-Peintre was the best placed Frenchman in this year's RVV.
What the fuck. I just learned this from Bert's quizzes.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.36094 del

>>36090
this guy is cosplaying as Nicolas Winding Refn's Bronson

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.36095 del

>>36087
more proof cyclismo is the highest T sport

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.36096 del

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/lancelot-chevignon

the squeakers of the round table

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.36097 del

>>36093
Squeakers are not very good at Monuments. Or at GTs. Or at WT stage races. Or anything else basically

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.36098 del

>>36093
wait till you find out who was the best squeaker in san remo

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.36099 del

>>36096
>lance a lot
dopage? Oui

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.36100 del

>>36098
that aint nussin

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.36101 del

>>36098
mhmm my own post made me look up this year's roubaix
actually unbelievable, I don't think anyone could guess half the guys that finished

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.36102 del

>>36097
their good at holding onto sticky bottles

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.36103 del

>>36098
Are these insignificant results to you? Veistroffer in the breakaway so he must not have been in my team that day. He always checks beforehand

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.36104 del

Hmm I checked and found out there is a Superclasico in like 3 days. What the FUCK is a Circuit Franco-Belge

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:41 [Preview] No.36105 del

>>36103
these are the names I'd expect to see in MSR
I did not expect Paret-Peintre to be a cobbles guy

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:43 [Preview] No.36106 del

>>36104
>unware of Circuit Franco-Belge
the absolute state of attentionpayers

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No.36107 del

>>36106
Name the last 5 winners without looking it up

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No.36108 del

>>36104
Did the route last week, fun race

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:45 [Preview] No.36109 del

>>36107
MWW, Girmay and yes well the list goes on really

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:46 [Preview] No.36110 del

>>36105
RVV is a climber's race now, please pay attention

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.36111 del

>>36107
I remember Arnold winning it and being mocked for waking up whent here is no UWT after 1.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:51 [Preview] No.36112 del

Well, everyone is going to have the same tree +20 pointers, bar a few believers that Arambaru is on the way UP.
Then it is maybe a little more random, maybe a cheeky Cereal DIESEL would be a pick.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.36113 del

>>36112
Eduard Prades is the secret pick of the race, you heard it here first

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:52 [Preview] No.36114 del

>>36107
de lie and girmay and thats it
I don't watch cycling long enough to have watched 5 editions of that race

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:54 [Preview] No.36115 del

>>36114
you didn't miss much, it used to be a sprinter race before it's current iteration

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.36116 del

There's this little tarmac road going nowhere, it's a dead end, however they recently painted edge lines and put like 20 signs there. The most ridiculous is this "Max Speed 70" near a chicane when this is the kind of road where nobody ever goes above 30.

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 18:57 [Preview] No.36117 del

>>36111
Schwarzenegger?

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:11 [Preview] No.36118 del

BREAKING Loïc Vliegen RETIRES

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.36119 del

>>36118
Who?????

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:18 [Preview] No.36120 del

>>36118
a real DNF legend from pmc Wagner

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:19 [Preview] No.36121 del

>>36119
you hating trein man?
legendary double tour de wallonie* winner
*won one thanks to that doper stannard getting popped

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:20 [Preview] No.36122 del

>>36121
He didn't ...fly... so well haha

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:22 [Preview] No.36123 del

>Chris LAWLESS
>rode for Skyneos
oho aha

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:23 [Preview] No.36124 del

I just remembered Linus GERDEMANN

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:25 [Preview] No.36125 del

Speaking of ineos, whatever happened to that sky era staff member they were trying to find because of his aderlass connections

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:27 [Preview] No.36126 del

>>36125
yeah don't worry about him
anyways lovely pas normal performance from TURNER and LANGELLOTTI

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.36127 del

Remco supposedly gets 7 million a year?

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.36128 del

>>36127
the muslim market is practically untapped

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.36129 del

>>36127
7 million what. I hope Czech Koruna or something or else I am going NUTS

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:51 [Preview] No.36130 del

(EDITORS'S NOTE: I don't actually know what Czech Koruna is worth or if that is even the correct currency)

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:54 [Preview] No.36131 del

>>36127
he could've been making this tree years ago if he didn't sign his other contract

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.36132 del

>>36129
Sources claim his contract is more than 20 million EUROS over a 3 year period

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:58 [Preview] No.36133 del

>>36132
now add that he gets his whole entourage to join the team as well

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.36134 del

>>36132
Surely bora isn't that retarded

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 19:59 [Preview] No.36135 del

>>36134
me? maybe

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.36136 del

>>36134
this is the team that signed roglic for like 5 million € a year and they paid like 3 mil to buy out his lab contract (rumors only ofc)
they are pushing Ineos off the paypig throne

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 20:14 [Preview] No.36137 del

>>36136
also paid 1.2m to break van gils' contract

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.36138 del

>>36129
For 7 million Czech Koruna you wouldn't even be able to afford a parking lot, things are that GRIM here

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.36139 del

>>36100
what the fuck

>>36103
at least some of these are real runners

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.36140 del

>>36112
how weird would it be to meet one of your early secret picks like Cereal DIESEL and tell them they got you some good velopoints back in the day

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.36141 del

>>36138
No wonder Bertaček is willing to spend wheelbarrows full of cash like it's nothing

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 20:33 [Preview] No.36142 del

>>36134
yes well well yes

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 20:34 [Preview] No.36143 del

>>36138
>czecherland is not eurozone
huh

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 20:50 [Preview] No.36144 del

>>36127
KA-CHING

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 21:48 [Preview] No.36145 del

>>36138
I did check around Jeseniki a while ago if there is a nice plot and/or already existing house - of course, but not for THAT moneys.

>>36143
Checked that merely yesterday, only turd world cuntries with euro are the Baltic states, Slovakia, Slovenia and Croatia. Bulgaria will force their way in soon, good luck with that.

>>36140
He would be like:
>chrispaul_fakelaughstostevekerr.gif

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.36146 del

>>36145
New 2 rooms flats in Prague, not in the center, are around $500k
Of course in the hinterlands the situation is different

Bert

08/12/2025 (Tue) 23:07 [Preview] No.36147 del

Our boy Damien INCEL won the Le Tour Cycliste International de Martinique and this very /cyc/ didn't even notice. Sad!

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 00:14 [Preview] No.36148 del

>>36146
Have you considered an apartment in NYC comprised of a single bathroom for $500k??

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 00:18 [Preview] No.36149 del

>>36148
>apartment
try tenement closet

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 00:35 [Preview] No.36150 del

>>36149
ppattt

Bert 08/13/2025 (Wed) 01:42 [Preview] No.36151 del

got a Big ride cooking at the weeked

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 01:58 [Preview] No.36152 del

>>36151
how big we talking

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 02:26 [Preview] No.36153 del

>>36152
fink I'll go 160+ km this time

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 02:31 [Preview] No.36154 del

>>36153
fwoar

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.36155 del

are teams allowed to send their devo team to the same race? probably not right

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 05:54 [Preview] No.36156 del

Paul Magnier is from Texas btw

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.36157 del

Remember to do your heat training berts. I feel pretty well acclimated by now, 50min with no fans, hot water and two winter jerseys feels like a breeze

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 07:09 [Preview] No.36158 del

Team for EuroMetropole Franco-Belge done in 10 seconds, NOT adjusting it AT ALL.

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 07:41 [Preview] No.36159 del

>>36157
you still ride indoor in these beautiful days?

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 07:49 [Preview] No.36160 del

>>36159
Yeah for heat training sessions, otherwise no (though yesterday I did do this indoors as there was a thunderstorm outside)

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 07:59 [Preview] No.36161 del

>>36160
any races planned

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 08:19 [Preview] No.36162 del

>>36161
Yeah one in two weeks and then a second two weeks afterwards. The first one is really hilly for Finnish standards and the other is a stage race with a proper 32km time trial on a road bike. Gonna be fun!

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.36163 del

grande Pipo CONCA back at World Tour with team Team Jayco AlUla

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.36164 del

Lmao, Guillaume Martin tier

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 08:56 [Preview] No.36165 del

>>36164

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.36166 del

>>36165
they are paying this dude 4 million a year for this

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 09:03 [Preview] No.36167 del

>>36166
Also funny that there was a whole narrative ineos forced him to ride GC and now he changed teams nothing really changed
except he now has to beg for wildcards instead of starting in the tdf

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 09:43 [Preview] No.36168 del

Dainese joining a team that already has a top sprinter and an upcoming sprinter talent from Laredo, Texas.

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 09:47 [Preview] No.36169 del

>>36168
it's easier when you don't have to sprint against the top sprinter, see groves

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 10:00 [Preview] No.36170 del

>>36165
>>36166
you gotta respect his grift

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.36171 del

>>36165
Louis Meintjes hat top 10'd the vuelta twice and the tour 3 times
yung pidcock still has a long way to go to reach his legend status

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.36172 del

>>36165
yes tom go ride that gc hehe
finna be funny to see him drop every rampa

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 10:59 [Preview] No.36173 del

>>36170
I have 0 respect for pidcuck unfortunately

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 11:03 [Preview] No.36174 del

Pau MIQUEL is OUT, I have to ADJUST.

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 11:16 [Preview] No.36175 del

>>36174
see >>36158
NO adjusting allowed

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.36176 del

>>36175
thems the rules

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.36177 del

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With how sulphrus Israel have been lately I expect Gee to drop Jonas on a regular basis in the Vuelta.
Do with this info what you see fit.

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 12:08 [Preview] No.36178 del

>>36177
they recently updated his pic on PCS and he looks LEAN

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.36179 del

>>36177
>>36178
And he hasn't really raced since the Giro, only won the Canadian Nationals by fore minutees
Mandatory Vuelta pick along with 0 pts Cicco, DNF Stage 6 /elite/ and DNF Stage 11 /rato/

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.36180 del

>>36177
I have on good authority that GEE has been doping
money on this man is money in your pocket simple as

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 12:44 [Preview] No.36181 del

>>36178
damn
he looks like 6.5 w/kg ftp to my eyes. Vingo terrified

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 12:50 [Preview] No.36182 del

>/tdf/ stage winner HOULE hugo

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.36183 del

>>36182
he won because he had a good sob story

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 13:16 [Preview] No.36184 del

>>36179
only mandatory pick for me is Landismo, everything else is optional

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.36185 del

you might classify me as a SEPP kuss superfan

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 13:50 [Preview] No.36186 del

>>36184
Landa elite

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 13:57 [Preview] No.36187 del

>>36165
>finishes 18th with no stage wins
that will be 4 mil plus tip

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.36188 del

I'm curious to see if they'll start gifting stages or if they'll go full greed and win 8 stages with Jonas

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 14:54 [Preview] No.36189 del

>>36188
Jonas will win a couple and Jürgensohn would probably like to win one too. I'm guessing 4 stage wins in total for the team.

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.36190 del

>>36189
I want to see Jonas do a leadout for zingle. The entire Belgian "nation" would explode

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.36191 del

>>36188
next remco bros...
visma is rather recycling their tour team than to give him a chance

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:05 [Preview] No.36192 del

>>36188
I fully expect a repeat of the Kuss situation except with Jorgenson
they stomp so hard that they have 1,2 firmly in their grasp and then the public will demand a reward for all the work Jorgenson's been putting in

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.36193 del

>>36192
Trine would intervene

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:15 [Preview] No.36194 del

>>36192
What hard work lmao

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.36195 del

>>36194
were those retarded """"attacks"""" on pogacar during the first half of the tour insignificant work? Not to LAB

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.36196 del

is the peloton going to fumble this?

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.36197 del

>>36182
the OG netflix rig

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.36198 del

>>36196
sure hope so, I need a MALMBERG victory to post a pun I just thought up

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.36199 del

chute GIBBONS

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.36200 del

where was Philipsen?

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.36201 del

hippoptamaus from mandala

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.36202 del

lame

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.36203 del

>>36192
I haven't seen that guy do anything for vingegaard all year

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.36204 del

it's a uno-x kinda day

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.36205 del

owie

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.36206 del

>Jakobsen 1:36
whatever they did to his legs it didn't work

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.36207 del

>>36205
a-arms are not supposed to bend like that

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.36208 del

Slurping in Portugal

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.36209 del

>>36206
please pay attention, he doesn't want to be peleton filler anymore

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:52 [Preview] No.36210 del

imagine the crowds

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 15:57 [Preview] No.36211 del

>>36210
world really forgot about that boycot huh

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.36212 del

Leaca, Tivani, Daniel Lima and Fabio Silva with about a minute to the peloton as we start the penultimate climb of the day

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.36213 del

>>36212
easy picking for NYCH

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:14 [Preview] No.36214 del

>>36209
well then he could fetch bottles for his teammates in the first half of the day before he gets dropped

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.36215 del

We finish in Guarda today, where Luis Ángel Maté aka the Lynx famously won the last two editions

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:15 [Preview] No.36216 del

>>36205
>Herentals taking 5 weeks to repair him
pas normal, I assume the Albanian dogtors did a bad job

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.36217 del

>i will even miss the start of czech tour tomorrow because i have obligations from the /cyc/ office in other parts of the cuntry
this is not acceptable btw

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:19 [Preview] No.36218 del

why is anicolor pulling in the pedalton when they have a guy in the break?

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.36219 del

>>36218
Just Volta things

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.36220 del

>>36218
costa loses to tivani 9/10 times

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:21 [Preview] No.36221 del

>>36216
hell

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:22 [Preview] No.36222 del

>>36218
>>36220
At least he is just sitting on now

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:26 [Preview] No.36223 del

>>36221
the arm is repairable, but the whole spine being turned oh boi. don't assume we see him again on the bike. I hope he did some courses during rehab as he needs a regular job next year. oh wait, he's German, Burger Geld all the way.

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.36224 del

daniel lima is discount morgado

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:28 [Preview] No.36225 del

I should have made a full Israel velogame team. those bertao jobbers really suck even on all the dopage they're on

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.36226 del

lol chute

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.36227 del

LUCAS LOPES CHUTE

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.36228 del

>>36225
they are not allowed to dope anymore that's the issue

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.36229 del

Chute, Lucas Lopes

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.36230 del

>>36225
no more dopage
only tears now

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:30 [Preview] No.36231 del

>>36228
they do, julius confirmed it before signing a new contract

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.36232 del

Gildoped

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.36233 del

rampas on gobbles

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:31 [Preview] No.36234 del

2 ez
gil more victories

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:32 [Preview] No.36235 del

Gilmore dopage

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:32 [Preview] No.36236 del

BIG
BOGAN
WATTS

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:33 [Preview] No.36237 del

>>36231
he said they took whatever random pills their DS gave them
the days of proper dopage and epic methods are gone

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.36238 del

Lopes more or less saved his ass in the end, Marriage lost a minute and looks like the biggest casualty from the top 10

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:35 [Preview] No.36239 del

GilmoreGOD saving my Velodrama

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:36 [Preview] No.36240 del

my secret pick sagrado putting in the work
very glad

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:37 [Preview] No.36241 del

>>36238
don't they have a 3km rule in Voltalands, so anyone can just apply the Remco trick of having an alleged flat tire.

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.36242 del

>>36241
this stage wouldn't have a 3km rule in the world tour either

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.36243 del

>>36241
Uphill finish innit

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.36244 del

assembling a klever caicedo cepeda lynch mob. i DEMAND my refund.

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.36245 del

>>36237
>painkillers that are basically heroin
>random pills
>TUEs
>CO sniffa
>peptides of questionable existence
dopage is very gay nowadays
dopage used to be raw and cool
we need to make dopage great again

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:39 [Preview] No.36246 del

I hope we see tankman again in Czechia this year

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.36247 del

>>36244
just email george directly
velogames.com/refunds

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:40 [Preview] No.36248 del

kek year 2000 Mourinho, I guess it's time to stop watching Portuguese tv

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.36249 del

>>36244
Maybe just don't pick shitters and frauds

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:41 [Preview] No.36250 del

>>36247
kek I forgot I have his e-mail because he once sent out an EMERGENCY e-mail saying the wrong pedersen was on the startlist

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.36251 del

>>36244
He was a bust last year as well, so it's really your fault for thinking it would be different this time.

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.36252 del

>>36251
he's also been a bust all year in other races

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.36253 del

>>36251
>>36249
why admit failure when i can seethe instead

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:57 [Preview] No.36254 del

you'll NEVER make me care about velogoombling
I pay attention for the love of the sport alone

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 16:59 [Preview] No.36255 del

>>36254
t. caicedo picker

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 17:05 [Preview] No.36256 del

>>36255
me I'm a STÜSSI enthusiast and therefore boycotting this edizione

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 17:12 [Preview] No.36257 del

>>36254
do you not remember the start of the season where we all agreed that the /cyc/ GC winner is given a brand new VAN RYSEL RCR, funded by all the losing berts? I distinctly remember. there are big stakes my friejnd

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 17:20 [Preview] No.36258 del

struggling today

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.36259 del

>>36217
I spoke about that on multiple occassions already, however, it's like 36 degrees tomorrow so I wouldn't be caught riding 120 km to throw a piss bottle at visma train anyway

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.36260 del

>>36259
lame

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.36261 del

>Carefully selected wine for CYCLASSICS /WTW/ is being delivered Monday
Panic. I need a plan B

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 17:48 [Preview] No.36262 del

>>36259
Don't you live in Prague?

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 17:52 [Preview] No.36263 del

>>36262
He has multiple ancestral chateaus scattered throughout the Czechian Alps and Bohemian hinterlands. His location is always in flux.

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.36264 del

lives on top of a hill in the outskirts of Litomerice innit

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.36265 del

>>36262
brtek doesn't "live" anywhere he passed away years ago

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.36266 del

Now the question is why do we have a Czech Antena if he's on vacation for the only race of the year

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 18:01 [Preview] No.36267 del

>>36262
I am in bohmerwald tomorrow

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.36268 del

>>36262
someone is not taking their responsibility, I think this has to be given to the manager to look at

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.36269 del

well the official photos have to do

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.36270 del

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.36271 del

>>36270
is this him, the bohemian giant?

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.36272 del

>>36269
gleb is so comically large next to the climber twinks.

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 18:33 [Preview] No.36273 del

>>36269
❤️

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.36274 del

>>36273
>most hirsute bohemian

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 19:20 [Preview] No.36275 del

scored some good eggs out there

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.36276 del

>>36275
very nice

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 19:22 [Preview] No.36277 del

>>36275
this skelly burger is making the rest of us look bad

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 19:37 [Preview] No.36278 del

>>36275
nice ride

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 19:48 [Preview] No.36281 del

>torre tomorrow

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 19:48 [Preview] No.36282 del

>>36280
can we just not count this one

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.36283 del

>>36280
>Stage 5: 30 --> 30
>Stage 6: 25 --> 30
Yes, I deserve humiliation.
But come on!

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 20:14 [Preview] No.36284 del

>>36282
>>36283
Horyshet, George still didn't run an update. I run it with deducting this stage points by default, thought that if I am back from me ride at 21:00 it is surely way after the scores are updated.

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 20:18 [Preview] No.36286 del

Results. >>36285

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 20:19 [Preview] No.36287 del

>ullebert still got a -1 knock

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 20:24 [Preview] No.36288 del

>>36281
With a cool 37 degrees at the foot of the climb

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.36289 del

63 kg Corbin STRONG does 490w for 8 minutes (7.78 w/kg) and I only hear about it now (I didn't watch the race)? And he lost to pidkwab? What a sport

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 20:54 [Preview] No.36290 del

OFFICIAL /bet/

>Gloglo 1.33
>Junior 5.5
>Parra 15
>Fancellu 15
>Graat 15
>Hajek 21
>Gloag 21
>Knox 34
>Tuckwell 34
>Fabbro 41
>Quartucci 67
>Raccani 67
>Umba 67
>Boichis 67
...
>Conti 81
>Stussi 101
>Peter 101
>Tomas Sivok (kek) 501
>Cerny 1001

VERY fraudulent startlist, compared to last year
No wonder local berts pay no attention to it, can't really blame them
If gloglo doesn't win by 30 minutes he's a fraud

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 21:04 [Preview] No.36291 del

>>36286
>>36287

Bert

08/13/2025 (Wed) 21:07 [Preview] No.36292 del

>>36290
waar KINGS hè

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 02:11 [Preview] No.36293 del

hors d'burg really dead 'round here

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 02:14 [Preview] No.36294 del

>>36293
can't sleep too excited for MWW tomorrow

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 02:15 [Preview] No.36295 del

>>36294
surely segaert or the hippo or sodaquick heem him right

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.36296 del

>>36295
Semerckx has signed with Bahrain which means he already lost 10% power in time trials. Wærenskjold is out of GC so his motivation is low. Easy MWW as warmup for his Euro Champ attempt.

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.36297 del

>>36296
ive seen enough. WANG wins

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 02:52 [Preview] No.36298 del

Ь

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 05:31 [Preview] No.36299 del

>>36289
was great to see tom GC pidcock couldn't drop a sprinter on a 8% ramp

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 05:32 [Preview] No.36300 del

>>36296
cheeky Niklas Larsen win incoming

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 06:59 [Preview] No.36301 del

How the fuck is Lionel TAMINIAUX 12 points?

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 07:47 [Preview] No.36302 del

at least the carbon wheels were strong enough to destroy the car as well

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 07:50 [Preview] No.36303 del

>>36302
bertacekbros...

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 08:04 [Preview] No.36304 del

>>36301
Joppe HEREMANS is 8

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 08:12 [Preview] No.36305 del

>>36304
Who?

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 08:24 [Preview] No.36306 del

>>36305
Velobert made him up. He doesn't exist. Just pay up and don't ask questions

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.36307 del

Svein TUFT, yeah.

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.36308 del

TORRE FEVER

Dreams will be shattered today for more than a few guys

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.36309 del

>>36308
how's the sweltering heat

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.36310 del

>>36308
NYCH will go DOWN. Guerinbros will RISE

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.36311 del

>>36309
Comfy 39°C in Covilhã and 27°C at the top. It's a beautiful Volta day.

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.36312 del

>>36311
Byron Munton will boil

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 09:03 [Preview] No.36313 del

>>36310

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 09:05 [Preview] No.36314 del

>>36302
That your bike? I had this happen to my Ritchey a few years ago, luckily the rack broke right away so it didn't damage the car. Got a huge dent in the downtube as a result, haven't ridden this outside since and it's now my dedicated raper bike

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 09:13 [Preview] No.36315 del

>>36314
Nope, thanks god no. Also I don't drive, public transport and my bike get me anywhere here.

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.36316 del

>>36314
Costly mistake

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.36317 del

>>36315
That's very good, I do mostly the same but use the car mainly for visiting family/in-laws.
>>36316
Tell me about it, at least the home insurance covered most of the frame cost.

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.36318 del

Like Bertaczek I'm on a hike today. Someone might need to make a new thread later as I might not make it out of this natures bagina

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 11:20 [Preview] No.36319 del

>In an interview with the Swiss newspaper Tages Anzeiger, Reusser—who is a trained physician as well as a cyclist—expressed concern. “We secretly hoped she wouldn’t win. Pauline has set a new standard. If others follow her example, it puts pressure on all cyclists. If you put on a jersey and are visibly proud that it’s too big, that sends a message. A teammate told me that Pauline measures her skinfold and then decides whether she can eat breakfast. As a fellow athlete, I admire her. As a physician, I worry. Is it truly harmless if the deficit is only short-lived? Where is the line between smart performance management and harm?”

hypnoqueen has spoken, no more getting skinny

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.36320 del

Testing out my new bike rack this weekend. Bertina in charge of making sure bike doesn't hit garage door on the way out.

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.36321 del

Clement Berthet to FDJ

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 11:31 [Preview] No.36322 del

>>36320
why no aero bike when you have an aero car?

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 11:59 [Preview] No.36323 del

>>36319
concern troll

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.36324 del

>>36319
alright so the skelly era that is now coming will further diminish interest in femme cycling because most of them are already not particularly attractive and almost all of them look like crippled goblins on the bike. If you turn the already very small, not particularly pretty ciclistas with their wide ass clown handlebars into female froomedawgs its over, you can't even goon to this anymore.
Compare pfp after """""roubaix""""" to pfp after the """""tdf""""". Both of these pictures are from 2025 jesus christ somebody give her a schnitzel

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.36325 del

/cyc/ office meeting point

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 12:31 [Preview] No.36326 del

>>36325
it would be feasible for us to meet up with whoever here resides in Austria for a /cyc/ group ride
with schnitzel and bier and such

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 12:50 [Preview] No.36327 del

>36325
Plešné jezerobros...we've been neglected.....

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 12:57 [Preview] No.36328 del

>>36327
have we

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.36329 del

>>36326
I'd 100% chute try to follow you downhill (if I can survive the uphill that is)

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 13:03 [Preview] No.36330 del

>>36328
>fakes a sick day to skip his volta and czecht tour coverage and goes hiking instead

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.36331 del

>>36328
we are so BACK

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 13:21 [Preview] No.36332 del

>>36328
I have been there

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.36333 del

MVDP + RENEWI

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.36334 del

>Tanfield, however, rode a very flat effort. His fastest and slowest laps were separated by a maximum of one and a half seconds. The Briton ultimately completed a distance of 53.967 kilometers. This still put Tanfield further ahead than Rohan Dennis and Alex Dowsett, although their attempts were ten years ago. It's the seventh-longest distance ever.

holy kwab, imagine wasting months on this
I guess track riders don't have much to do in their lives

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.36335 del

>>36333
What is he doing? If he really plans to ride mtb it makes no sens. If he's not, why isn't he on vacation?

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:17 [Preview] No.36336 del

>>36334
as expected
after that kwabbening (or maybe before) Richardson beat the flying 200 world record. 8.041 seconds for 200m which is an average speed of 80.5 km/h. Imagine the watts
he's had that record a year or two ago for a total of like 30 seconds until lavreysen took it from him.

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:18 [Preview] No.36337 del

Our boy big Gleb brutally kwabbed by the yank

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.36338 del

>>36336
the fuck???

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:22 [Preview] No.36339 del

>>36337
>junior lesmurf ahead of sprinters
why doesn't this guy just specialize in something, he's always just riding around the top 20
hopefully with memco gone

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:23 [Preview] No.36340 del

>>36338
that will be 25 thousand shekels please

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:28 [Preview] No.36341 del

>>36338
(((they))) meaning the eternal Anglo cooked up a new custom bike for the occasion. Also I fatfingered a 0 instead of a 9 but the correct time is in the picture anyways. Also Richardson used to be Aussie but he's a true Brit now

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:35 [Preview] No.36342 del

>>36337
this kwab got demoted to the development team at 25 years old

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.36343 del

>>36342
kinda ridiculous because they have the chosen Chinese dude, the chosen Kazakh (Kuzmin) and the chosen vinokourov still on the main team

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:37 [Preview] No.36344 del

>>36342
had to make space for the one Chinese diversity hire that XDS demanded kek. I bet nobody has ever heard of SU Haoyu, not even the utmost payer of attention has

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.36345 del

Bert Johansen can do time trials now?

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.36346 del

>>36345
>now

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.36347 del

>>36324
that's genuinely not good, male cyclists are on the "fueling is good" trein and I hope PFP doesn't set back women's cycling with this

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No.36348 del

Speaking of Chinese, races like Tour of Magnificent Qinghai (2.Pro) have the most diverse field of riders I've ever seen
>Euros
>rare Euros
>Mexicans
>Burger (singular)
>Aussies
>Kazakhs
>Turks
>Russians (multiple types)
>Africans (multiple types)
>Sudakas (multiple types)
>Chinese (multiple types)
>IRANIAN (singular, very rare)
>BRAZILIAN (singular, very rare)

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.36349 del

>>36346
>was beating Portuguese semi-pros an insignificant result?
but I see he lost time on the second half so he is the same as usual

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:53 [Preview] No.36350 del

>>36347
The women just don't train that much (or didn't used to), they had one real col that decided the tour and half of them hadn't even done recon judging from the interview.
I remember a few years ago where it was discussed where van vleuten was almost 10k training kms ahead of someone like vollering by the tdf and people were wondering why an old hag could take minutes on 2nd, like no shit.

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.36351 del

lots of rapid performances happening

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 14:59 [Preview] No.36352 del

group with 6 minutes in portugal

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:01 [Preview] No.36353 del

>>36352
almost at torre too, they are boiling

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:05 [Preview] No.36354 del

ug nunsh and mcdunphy at the front

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:06 [Preview] No.36355 del

It is already 5pm, could it please fuck OFF?

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.36356 del

>>36355
???

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:07 [Preview] No.36357 del

Oh I'm suddenly me with no adjustments to the flag.

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:08 [Preview] No.36358 del

>>36347
>A teammate told me that Pauline measures her skinfold and then decides whether she can eat breakfast.
this is some 2010s shit. Nobody tell Big Tom

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:11 [Preview] No.36359 del

>>36358
I don't believe that quote at all, that's just women bitching about eachother

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:14 [Preview] No.36360 del

>kurwe kontra kurwe
Clearly eastern Euros, them.

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:15 [Preview] No.36361 del

>>36359
I mean... she looked during the Tour like that's something she does

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.36362 del

>>36359
well it is hearsay but I choose to believe it

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.36363 del

oh wow I have MCDUNPHY on my equipe

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:17 [Preview] No.36364 del

>>36361
yeah sure but there's no way she trained with skipping breakfast, sure she lost weight and was already skinny but come on
they didn't even do something like that in the froome days

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:22 [Preview] No.36365 del

Jakobsen DNS
peleton filler no more

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:23 [Preview] No.36366 del

>wake up
>check your skinfolds
>no breakfast if you're too FAT
>1.5h fasted ride
>eat meal
>do normal training ride
if the skinfolds allow it you eat breakfast and do your normal training ride but if she's too FAT then its 90 mins fasted spinning beforehand. This sounds realistic

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:24 [Preview] No.36367 del

>>36319
>"Ferrand-Prévot has set a new standard. If drivers are so successful with this, it puts us all under pressure."
women annoyed that someone tried harder then them so now they have to try too. every knew voice in this story makes it even more pathetic

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.36368 del

>>36367
don't know why they are all dogpilling either
gigante looks even skinnier
let alone that borderline midget realini (rest in peace)

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.36369 del

>>36348
How is the route?

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.36370 del

Climbing has started in portugal

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:29 [Preview] No.36371 del

Kek, Credibom raiding Torre Gewiss Ballan style

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.36372 del

Almost 1000 berts, don't get lost on refresh

Bert

08/14/2025 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.36373 del

>>36368
jealousy innit
but pfp looked normal during all of her career and turned into a ghoul to smash them at the tour so she gave them an opening else they would have nothing to cry about. Skinny midgets all looked like that and probably starved themselves forever

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