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Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 11:15 [Preview] No. 52839
Unclean riders edition

>CX races

09.11 UEC European Championships Middelkerke
11.11 Superprestige Niel - Jaarmarktcross
15.11 Superprestige Merksplas
>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>51827


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.52840 del
>>52835
It looks quite off but the width is nice, with the current generation of chinese wheels even 40mm wide wheels are super light, so in a few years I guess we will have these 50-60mm ones. Tyres haven't been able to keep up though, 35mm+ internal width likely won't work with current gravel/MTB tyre treads as intended, so we'll also need new tyres for those monster wheels.


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.52841 del
first for dirt


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 11:27 [Preview] No.52842 del
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>>52840
its mega chunky, like fat bike esque chunky. It's not for me I'll always ride shallow rims
One guy told me that he also gets a lot more sidewall punctures on the wide gravel rims he has so you're right and that even comes on top of it, manufacturers might actually make a dedicated wide rim tire unironically


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 11:33 [Preview] No.52843 del
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Four days until Tour de OKINAWA


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.52844 del
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>>52842
Yeah I can see that the looks can be offputting. My current set of wheels has 45mm depth and I think it looks ok with MTB tyres, haven't tried any deeper so far.
And yes, the wider IW "flattens" the tyre quite substantially and makes the sidewalls more vulnerable. And for bigger MTB tyres even if that doesn't cause problems, the bigger IW causes the shape of the tyre/tread to come out wonky compared to how the tyre was designed to work. John Karrasch described 2.2" Race Kings as being awful to ride on 30mm IW wheels, and I take his word as a gospel in gravel tyre discussions.


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.52845 del
No excuses needed really, at least in my cuntry, the summer was SHIT
>2 weeks of 35 degrees
>6 weeks of torential rain, especially in the afternoon when i ride the most
Also previously even I was able to comfy ride outside deep into October, this year I had to start raping in September
I'm currently sitting at merely 6.5 km (75k altitude gain), that is HORRIBLE


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 11:50 [Preview] No.52846 del


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 11:59 [Preview] No.52847 del
>>52845
It's over


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 12:11 [Preview] No.52848 del
>>52842
What's the point of having a chinchila. It always puzzled me.


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.52849 del
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>>52848
What's the point of anything


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 13:34 [Preview] No.52850 del
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>>52849
Wh.. what is it.. why..


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 13:48 [Preview] No.52851 del
not weaker, just less km
it's called EFFICIENCY


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.52852 del
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was thinking it'd be close but then I realised that was both in and outdoors


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.52853 del
Michael LEONARD to EF


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.52854 del
>>52851
Ftp/km per year is the new cope


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.52855 del
>>52854
mirin my eggs/hour?


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 14:31 [Preview] No.52856 del
>>52854
Training load is the cope however that is calculated


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 14:38 [Preview] No.52857 del
This guy cycles more than Puck.


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.52858 del
>>52856
I've never heard anyone bragging about their training load?


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.52859 del
BIG news continue to come out of Portugal. Right after Carvalho got busted, his team Feirense-Beeceler has announced the signing of MAURICIO MOREIRA


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.52860 del
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>>52859
A was czeching for any news just 10 minutes ago
That certainly is NEWS


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.52861 del
>>52859
what dirt does he have on these teams?


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.52862 del
Juan Lopez to novo nordiscbreak


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.52863 del
>>52859
BIG news


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 15:43 [Preview] No.52864 del


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 15:44 [Preview] No.52865 del
>>52862
Wasn't aware he had diabeetus


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.52866 del
>>52865
beetus is even more common than mold infection, sad to say


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 16:20 [Preview] No.52867 del
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beautiful out there innit
weather's going to turn to shit soon


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 16:29 [Preview] No.52868 del
>>52867
Yes it's the best time of year
sadly I must change the oil in my death cage rather than score watts


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 16:35 [Preview] No.52869 del
>>52868
if it wasn't so cool and wet and if the sun didn't set so early it would be a good season I guess


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 16:36 [Preview] No.52870 del
>>52869
>t. sweat, bugs, and mold enjoyer


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.52871 del
>>52870
7°C average temperature and I still sweated a lot (at times)
bidons also still molding if left untreated, there is no escape


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No.52872 del
BIG news by the way, I broke 1000w for the first time last week (57kg bert)


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 17:14 [Preview] No.52873 del
I actually like the look of deep, wide carbon wheels on gravel bikes


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 17:20 [Preview] No.52874 del
>>52872
yes I know, I commented on it


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 17:23 [Preview] No.52875 del
>>52873
hopefully without tan walls then


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.52876 del
>>52874
oops I didn't PPATT to my own posting


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 18:57 [Preview] No.52877 del
>>52868
I hope bertaczek doesn't fix his car himself


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Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 19:21 [Preview] No.52879 del
>>52878
can't believe this guy will ride the tdf this year
his team isn't even THAT bad either


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 19:27 [Preview] No.52880 del
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Remco
The next Remco
Remco sr.
Ginger Remco
Black Remco
and Museeuw for some reason


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 19:31 [Preview] No.52881 del
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Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 19:33 [Preview] No.52882 del
>>52880
I died the second I spotted real remco in there


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 20:09 [Preview] No.52883 del
>>52878
they are offering their carbon endurance bike with shimano 105 di2 for 2000 eurobucks right now.


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 20:13 [Preview] No.52884 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cMfPUIUxdv4 [Embed] knuckled ..


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.52885 del
>>52883
the cannondales?


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 20:25 [Preview] No.52886 del
>>52885
You'd wish, the Roses


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No.52887 del
>>52886
ah I thought they were selling their old bikes


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 20:28 [Preview] No.52888 del
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First ride since birth


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.52889 del
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>>52888
First r*pe since birth


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.52890 del
>>52888
molded in the stench of vine sweat
the next armstrong is born


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 20:53 [Preview] No.52891 del
>>52888
Please don't post pics of your kid on the internet, just reuse the spurdo drawing from Finnbert doing the same.


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 20:55 [Preview] No.52892 del
>>52888
I agree with this notion: >>52891


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.52893 del
>>52877
imagine the fluid spills and expensive mishap comicales


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 20:57 [Preview] No.52894 del


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 21:00 [Preview] No.52895 del
Grim


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Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 21:39 [Preview] No.52897 del
>>52891
>>52892
Babies look like babies. Never understood people blurring their kids' faces on social media but maybe I'm just naive and AI is stealing his identity based off a blurry shot of his side profile


Bert 11/05/2025 (Wed) 21:48 [Preview] No.52898 del
>>52897
I guess you never accidentally seen the catalog here on endchan at the wrong moment hè


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.52900 del
It's over for chocofem it seems, the weakmind virus is too strong


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 05:55 [Preview] No.52901 del
>>52900
All she had to do was stay in cross and rack up half a million per year.


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.52902 del
>>52888
Based, teaching the kid the right things from the start. How do you like your treadmill for home use? I've been thinking of getting one, running is pretty fun.


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 07:19 [Preview] No.52903 del
>>52902
Probably won't mean much since I hate r*ping, but treadmill is even worse for me. I also don't see the point since the threshold for running conditions outside is way lower. I guess if you live in a city without running places, but that's probably not the case in turku


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 07:41 [Preview] No.52904 del
>>52903
Running outside is ok here, no problems finding suitable roads, but I guess I find it so boring because you can't really go that far compared to cycling. It's always the same few roads, especially if you do a short run. I've done some treadmill runs at the gym and I think it's about as nice, especially if you have some entertainment to watch.


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.52905 del
>>52904
I guess I just don't like watching movies enough for these things. Then you might want to go for it. It's also quite soft on the knees so that's a plus


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.52906 del
>>52905
Yeah my wife would also want a treadmill so that she could walk/jog during her work-from-home meetings, so that's another good reason for getting one. They are all pretty bulky though.
I've now done short 10-15min easy runs for a couple weeks in place of riding. LT1 pace is just over 5min/km (HR around 140-145) and running feels easier and better every time. I think I want to test a 5k soon, never done one before.


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.52907 del
>>52906
I want you to promise me to never do a tri*thlon bert, I'm getting worried


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 08:16 [Preview] No.52908 del
I see LAFÉ got spooked by the realization he would have to get a real job.


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.52909 del
>>52907
Heh, never say never. I'm horrible at swimming technique so probably not likely. I can do breaststroke pretty well, 21min/km pace is quite easy for 2km, but I can't do freestyle at all for longer than 100m. Doing breaststroke in a tr*athlon is probably not forbidden but everybody would laugh


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 09:35 [Preview] No.52910 del
>>151826119
>sold out community ride
consider this, l'étape tcheque was a paid community ride as well


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.52911 del
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>>52910
Quoted 4/cyc/ here Suissebert kek.


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.52912 del
>>52910
WRONG, it's a prestigious race


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 12:44 [Preview] No.52913 del
>>52902
I never use it. Wife likes it.


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.52914 del
You now remember


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 13:19 [Preview] No.52915 del
>>52914
Just to prove that he could but does not want to


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 13:32 [Preview] No.52916 del
>r*nning one of several varied terrains nearby in the fresh outdoors
<boring
>raping for six hours staring at a moldy bojler
<Big fun
sometimes I forget you berts are not mentally well adjusted


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 13:46 [Preview] No.52917 del
>>52915
This is actually the takeaway from this.


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 13:54 [Preview] No.52918 del
>>52916
Running in terrain is GREAT
Too bad i sucked at it


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 13:58 [Preview] No.52919 del
>>52916
>He doesn't feel the enlightenment in indoor cycling
Ngmi


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 15:03 [Preview] No.52920 del
going to ride outside


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 15:25 [Preview] No.52921 del
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>>52920
mad man


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 15:40 [Preview] No.52922 del
the next czech legend Matthias Schwarzbacher signs for EF


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.52923 del
Feel a bit rapy today


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 16:05 [Preview] No.52924 del
>>52923
You and me both


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.52925 del
>Pineau advocates for introducing an entry fee system for certain races and stages. Spectators who want to cheer on the riders on an iconic climb like Alpe d’Huez in the future would then have to pay. “I might shock some people, but in the upcoming Tour de France, they’ll finish twice on Alpe d’Huez. Let’s close off the last five kilometers of this climb, privatize it.”

>“Then we could charge an entry fee,” continues the now 45-year-old Frenchman. “Let’s also welcome VIPs. Let’s create something to make money!” Pineau is thinking about the bigger picture: the money should then flow to the cycling teams. Currently, the teams see little of the revenue that ASO (Amaury Sport Organisation) generates from the Tour de France.

it's gonna happen in your lifetime


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 16:07 [Preview] No.52926 del
>>52925
>Marc Madiot, the longtime team manager of Groupama-FDJ, was also a guest on the podcast. He shares Pineau's understanding of the financial problems cycling is currently facing, but disagrees with Pineau's call. "I am in favor of free admission. Cycling is the last major sport that's free, and that's precisely one of our strengths. We have to be realistic; we're not going to solve our problems by offering more VIP areas."

our squeak king


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.52927 del


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 16:19 [Preview] No.52928 del
other random news:
>Egan Bernal’s yellow Tour de France-winning bike reportedly stolen in Colombia
>HLN is looking for the best help helper of the season and nomiated Wout
speaking of wout, he's in Los Angeles right now

and some jokes I found on velo:
>Remco Evenepoel Will Win the Tour de France — It's Only a Matter of Time
>Evenepoel is still developing
>He’s an accomplished grand tour rider


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 16:21 [Preview] No.52929 del
>>52928
speaking of b*lgians in places they shouldn't be, what's arnaud de stier doing in marocco for so long?


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 16:27 [Preview] No.52930 del
>>52926
bless him


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 16:34 [Preview] No.52931 del
>>52920
I also rode outside and it was VERY cold


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.52932 del
>>52926
charging an entree fee for them mountains sounds like it'll fuck with the tourism industry surrounding the tour


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 16:39 [Preview] No.52933 del
>>52923
back at you


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 16:43 [Preview] No.52934 del
>>52933
ZEFIX NOAMOI


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.52935 del
>>52926
I kneel


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.52936 del
I had no idea what to do today, so - despite my better judgement - I tried one of the Zwift's workouts. And boy was it difficult.
Also apology to oddzonesbert.


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.52937 del
>>52932
right, people are *already* traveling to these places and staying in hotels and spending in shops and restaurants etc


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.52938 del
Looks like pinchazo weather to me


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 18:23 [Preview] No.52939 del
>>52938
why would you get good weather like that? Nonsense


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.52940 del
>>52939
it's on saturday, sunday is already dead
but i am wary of a BIG ride since the new tubes are untested outside


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 18:26 [Preview] No.52941 del
>>52940
Saturday for me is like 6° and foggy which means it will be like today, 3° or less


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.52942 del
>tfw HR and power zones don't match so one of them has to be even


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 19:10 [Preview] No.52943 del
>>52936
>151 bpm
don't hurt yourself bud


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.52944 del
>>52943
It's average, maximum was over 160!


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 19:32 [Preview] No.52945 del
>>52944
Z2 hr in Z6 power? sort yourself mate


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.52946 del
>>52936
beaucoup d'oeufs


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.52947 del
>>52946
what is you are rape menu today bertman?


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.52948 del
>>52947
I'm already done, just some free riding with some simulated hills
13 eggs


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 20:32 [Preview] No.52949 del
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>>52948
that's near exactly what I done in the great outdoors
probably last time in short sleeves and bibs for a while Thoughever


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.52950 del
>>52949
>this brownbert gets to ride in short sleeves and bibs in November
warmlander kwab


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 20:35 [Preview] No.52951 del
why is Lafay not retiring, don't go to Unibet man


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 20:36 [Preview] No.52952 del
>>52951
he literally says in the tietema interview he hates the professionalism in world tour teams
he's gonna be +10kg by the end of next season from eating cheese


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>>52952
bmi 26, doped like crazy, ready to rip the conti scene


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 21:06 [Preview] No.52954 del
>>52952
Also said he did good best power ever in China


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.52955 del
>>52954
Everyone always says that


Bert 11/06/2025 (Thu) 22:14 [Preview] No.52956 del
>>52926
>He shares Pineau's understanding of the financial problems cycling is currently facing
What's with all team managers saying stuff like this? Every year a new team gets a big sponsor but somehow we always hear about teams having no money. It would seem to me that the real money issue is with race organizers other than ASO. Races getting canceled or being unable to properly shut down traffic because they don't have enough police etc.


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 01:10 [Preview] No.52958 del
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>>52950
went golfing afterward too
how does that make you feel bert?


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.52960 del
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The great Jonas POORAID to BIKE AIDS


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 10:13 [Preview] No.52961 del
>>52958
not much of a golfer 2bh meaning I have no reaction to this information


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.52962 del
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No turning on the job laptop until next monday.


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 10:30 [Preview] No.52963 del
Young czech superstar Tomas PŘIDAL steps up from Elkov - Kasper to . . .. team Team United Shipping (?)


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 10:32 [Preview] No.52964 del
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hm


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 10:33 [Preview] No.52965 del
>>52956
Because UAE will always be 10-20mil ahead no latter what the budget is


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 10:34 [Preview] No.52966 del
Another day, another r*pe


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.52967 del
>>52966
Nice HR, that's the way it's supposed to be


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 10:48 [Preview] No.52968 del
>>52967
Yes, well. I'm really tired lately, have been sleeping like shit


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.52969 del
>>52966
Looks very easy but it's probably just muted HR response from lack of sleep


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 11:17 [Preview] No.52970 del
>>52969
That and also I haven't done much of these kind of efforts in a while so it still felt hard on the legs


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.52971 del
>>52970
Yeah I know that feeling, the breathing/cardio side is not hard but legs just feel heavy


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 11:31 [Preview] No.52972 del
>>52971
Honestly feels like it most of the time for me unless I'm in super shape.


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 12:26 [Preview] No.52973 del
>>52972
diagnosis: parity disorder
solution: cut out the junk work in even numbered zones


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 12:29 [Preview] No.52974 del
>>52973
I think I need more threshold, personally


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 12:35 [Preview] No.52975 del
>>52974
perhaps in the aggregate
you'd be well served by lots of high Z3 tempo work punctuated by intervals above your vO2max


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 12:39 [Preview] No.52976 del
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The Best Zone:
>Z5
The Based Zone:
>Z4
>Z1
The Tryhard zone:
>Z6
The Autism zone:
>Z2
The Why? zone:
>Z3
>Z7

simple as


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.52977 del
>>52976
Z3 is the riding against headwind zone


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 12:54 [Preview] No.52978 del
>>52974
Yeah more threshold/sweetspot probably is the easiest fix, build up good progression there
>>52975
I love these kind of sweetspot over-unders as well, something like 2:15 at 90-ish % and then 45s really hard, 2-4 20-30min intervals


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.52979 del
>>52976
>The Why? zone:
>>Z3
>>Z7
this are the zone most useful for kwabing zone tw*ers and tryhards


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 13:42 [Preview] No.52980 del
>>52978
>Yeah more threshold/sweetspot probably is the easiest fix, build up good progression there
I'll try but it's not easy, my commute, even the extended one, is mostly 2-3 minute climbs. I guess the vinester is best for that


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.52981 del
>Alexander Kristoff has only just retired from cycling, but he already has a new challenge. The Norwegian will become co-owner of the Norwegian continental team, Team Drali-Repsol.


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.52983 del
scheduled some BIG rapes for the rest of the year


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.52984 del
>>52983
Every rape is big if you put your heart into it


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 15:46 [Preview] No.52985 del
the last few days were perhaps the most lovely in months and yet the sunset at 5 kills any potential of workday ciclismo


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.52986 del
>>52985
>working on workdays
KWAK


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.52987 del
>>52985
It's friday bert, you're not supposed to work in the afternoon


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.52988 del
>>52985
>pretending you have a job


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.52989 del
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>>52985
what do you mean lovely it's almost freezing and foggy, the weather is horrible. Well at least its dry am I right kek oh well cycling is cycling


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:05 [Preview] No.52990 del
Even here it's terrible. At least it looks like I can put a LONG ride this weekend. I feel like I need to after this week's bullying.


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:06 [Preview] No.52991 del
>>52990
there's still time to reach 6000km


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:17 [Preview] No.52992 del
>>52991
To my defense I think this is unfair because most of my riding is done on (slow) gravel and I don't put r*ping in those stats


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:23 [Preview] No.52993 del
>>52992
what's the total on intervals.icu


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.52994 del
>>52993
Same I just take wahoo power, so no km on the r*ping


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:48 [Preview] No.52995 del
>>52994
based nicebert putting nooomber obsessed rapist in they're place


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.52996 del
>BIG NEWS: Premier Tech leaves as sponsor for the now unnamed Canadian Jew cycling team
I did not see that coming lmao.


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.52997 del
>>52996
what happens to the team now? Everything jumps ship


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.52998 del
>>52996
Girmay held the entire intermarche team hostage for this


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.52999 del
>>52997
my boy matty RICH feasts in decathlon while the dopeur GEE starves


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.53000 del
>>52999
but gee is at ineos


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.53001 del
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>>52997
I don't know. It's crazy timing so close to the new season and World Tour applications have already been sent. The team's budget for next year would have been made with their main sponsor in mind obviously. Not sure how they can get away with this but we of course don't know what contracts have been signed and what they say. And this comes after the team agreed to remove Israel from the name which was Premier Tech's demand.

Now imagine the team bankrupts and Cofidis gets back to WT level because of it.


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.53002 del
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>>53000
gee will never get to leave that team unless they fold


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 17:01 [Preview] No.53003 del
>>53001
someone has to sign a money guarantee, that's what held up gayco
I bet it's the uber jew that is now responsible for pay


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.53004 del
>>53000
I said what I said
nice trips btw bertman


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.53005 del
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Leo HAYTER (the mein Kampf blogger https://leohaytercycling.com/) joins Modern Adventure Pro Cycling after his >mental health pause
>"I think we are a good programme for him on his way back. [There's] no pressure; he can take his time finding that talent back. He’s a real diamond in the rough," Rich Hincapie, general manager of the new team, told Cyclingnews Thursday.


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>>53005
the diamond is coal


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 17:17 [Preview] No.53007 del
>>53006
wasn't he weightmaxxing big time? If that's the result then bye bye even an NA doper team can't salvage that


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.53008 del
>>53007
the mental weightmaxxing is weighing him down


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 17:40 [Preview] No.53009 del
Sam Boardman (USA)
Robin Carpenter (USA)
Ezra Caudell (USA)
Sean Christian (USA)
Stefan De Bod (RSA)
Samuel Florez (COL)
Kieran Haug (USA)
Leo Hayter (GBR)
Cole Kessler (USA)
Harry Lasker (USA)
Ian López (USA)
Brody Mcdonald (USA)
Scott McGill (USA)
Byron Munton (RSA)
Ben Oliver (NZL)
Riley Pickrell (CAN)
Hugo Scala (USA)
Mark Stewart (GBR)
Lucas Towers (GBR)
Paul Wright (NZL)
Tyler Stites (USA), pending release from Caja Rural

Hicapie team. What a bunch of GARBAGE


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.53010 del
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>I jogged for 15 km


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.53011 del
>>53009
isn't this just the echelon racing team
also not signing his own son?


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.53012 del
>>53010
calf status?


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 17:52 [Preview] No.53013 del
>>53009
Is that team going to race in Europe?


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.53014 del
>>53012
calfs are suspiciously fine, everything went super easy considering i jogged a grand total of 20 km this year. only felt a little pressure on a front side of right quadriceps, no idea what the muscles are called


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.53015 del
>>53010
Did you beat your yearly max hr?


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Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.53017 del
>>53016
that's a lot of odd zone work (for you)


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 19:29 [Preview] No.53018 del
I am abandoning the raper for the long weekend coming up


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 19:33 [Preview] No.53019 del
>>53018
going outside? certain berts will NOT like this development


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 19:36 [Preview] No.53020 del
>>53019
I'm not one of those joggers


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>>53018
won't the raper get lonely


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.53022 del
>>53021
I'll be back soon when my vacation is over


Bert 11/07/2025 (Fri) 22:31 [Preview] No.53023 del
>>53022
Belgium celebrates Polish independence on November 11?


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.53024 del
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>>53009
Next superteam


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 05:57 [Preview] No.53026 del
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Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 07:54 [Preview] No.53027 del
premier tech stops being the sponsor of ?? - ??


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 07:57 [Preview] No.53028 del
and if you need a gift idea for xmas, the new remco quick step years book just dropped


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also kek those saitama pics rusbert posted


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 08:28 [Preview] No.53031 del
>another sleepless night
I guess today is rest day. A bit fed up with it tbqh


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 08:31 [Preview] No.53032 del
>>53031
just put on a Giro sprinter stage, this is better than any sleeping pill to fall asleep.


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 08:47 [Preview] No.53033 del
>>53032
>slurping induced nightmares
No thanks


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 08:48 [Preview] No.53034 del
First ride in two weeks. HR for the effort absolutely through the roof, fitness down quite a bit. But felt fantastic to score some eggs and spend quality time on the raper


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.53035 del
>>53034
>spend quality time on the raper
What did you watch?


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 10:03 [Preview] No.53036 del
>>53035
Disc golf actually, one of my favourite non-movie non-ciclismo non-skijumping raper activities


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 10:06 [Preview] No.53037 del
>>53036
>raping while watching disc gold
We're reaching peak autism lmao


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.53038 del
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was colder than I expected, got hit by the fog halfway through and couldn't see shit anymore
anyway eggs gathered


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>>53038
I haven't been out yet, the fog's coming down here so its super wet on top of the usual. I pondered r*pe but I can't find my fans, they are supposed to be in a box in my garage next to the box with the machine but they ain't there. Where are they
I can't work like this


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 11:12 [Preview] No.53041 del
>>53039
thanks Xi


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 11:29 [Preview] No.53042 del
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what zone is this?


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>>53040
Why do you keep your fans in a box, mine are allowed to go home after they watched my performance


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.53044 del
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>>53043
what do you mean go home they are usually stuck in a tunnel


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.53045 del
>>53013
>Modern Adventure Pro Cycling is a new UCI professional cycling team built to elevate American riders onto the world stage. We compete internationally, focusing on championship culture, purpose-driven performance, and redefining the future of U.S. cycling.
So translation: they are a bunch of frauds and shitters who will not get invited to anything because they are frauds and shitters, and then fold next year


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 11:37 [Preview] No.53046 del
>>53042
>anaerobic
zone 6!


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 11:38 [Preview] No.53047 del
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>>53044
That's not true


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.53048 del
>>53044
I wonder how many times he's disconnected his passengers because his shift was over but he wasn't at the station yet
must be hundreds of people roaming those tunnels


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>>53048
That doesn't even make any sense


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>>53049
how many times did you disconnect the wagons


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>>53050
The cabin is IN the wagon, Bert. It is not a separate locomotive like it was in 1889


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 12:07 [Preview] No.53052 del
>>53051
yes but there are separate wagons attached to the main one are there not


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.53053 del
>>53045
sounds good, very much what is to be expected indeed


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 12:12 [Preview] No.53054 del
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>>53052
Yes, but you can't disconnect that from the front cabin. You have to be in place there to disconnect it


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 12:14 [Preview] No.53055 del
>>53054
its feasible for you to do that
just walk up to the wagon and disconnect


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.53056 del
>>53055
But WHY


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 13:00 [Preview] No.53057 del
>>53030
lol, Roglic


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>>53057
he looked happier last year


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 13:13 [Preview] No.53059 del
>>53058
he doesn't even look sentient this year


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 13:14 [Preview] No.53060 del
>>53058
Handsome dude, but the tramadol withdrawal is starting to show


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let me dump all pics from last year


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.53062 del
>>53058
Surely Bertacek will put the hat picture in the compilation


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Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 13:33 [Preview] No.53066 del
god I hate cavendish


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 13:40 [Preview] No.53067 del
>>53066
so which rider will have a scripted victory at the tour next season after kwabwendish and wout?


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.53068 del
>>53067
Girmay stocks are in freefall so him


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 13:43 [Preview] No.53069 del
>>53067
Lafay?


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.53070 del
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so does cofidis get back their WT status with these assholes gone


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.53071 del
I saw like 4 people replacing their tires
I was one of them
It wasn't even a proper pinchazo, just runaway gas
One chicane I suddenly almost chute because rear wheel is almost empty. But it's not full flat. I pump it to somewhat full and ride like 2-3 more km and it's again a little empty. Then again in 500 meters.
I replace the tube and ride home.
Also I was too lazy to replace the pump so couldn't test the Lazyne one

Maybe the rear tire ran its course? After barely 4000 km? Maybe the mileage is lower on the belgian roads of ours.


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 13:57 [Preview] No.53072 del
>>53071
its possible


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 13:58 [Preview] No.53073 del
>>53070
that would be GRIM


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 14:00 [Preview] No.53074 del
>>53071
>Maybe the rear tire ran its course
If you're not running tubeless it doesn't make sens. It's probably just a small leak, tiny hole in the tube, probably you have a tiny piece of glass in your tire.


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 14:03 [Preview] No.53075 del
>>53074
Any good idea how to find it then? I ran my fingers around the inner side a dozen times


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 14:05 [Preview] No.53076 del
>>53075
Easiest is probably to find the hole in the tube and work from there.


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 14:23 [Preview] No.53077 del
>>53075
Use a piece of cotton

Saint Calvin taught me that


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.53078 del
>>53077
that man is too good for this world


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.53079 del
>>53071
Had the same thing, although the air was leaking far slower.
>wanna go for a ride
>grab the bike
>front is completely flat
>FUCK
>pump it up and wait 5 minutes
>holds air very well, can't tell if any leaked or not
>go for a ride
>pls don't flat on me midway
>it didn't
>put the bike in the usual spot
>flat again next morning
Ended up replacing the tube, guess the valve had it.


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 14:44 [Preview] No.53080 del
>>53075
Put some water in a miska and go around the tube seeing if the part submerged in the water is shooting up bubbles of air anywhere.


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.53081 del
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I have no idea where rusbert finds these, as the official site still has photos and videos from last year. I guess he knows Japanese.


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.53082 del
>168
wouh


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.53083 del
>>53082
Now time for some post effort carbs


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.53084 del
>>53081
Now let's try with eggs.


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.53085 del
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>>53083
all the gains lost like tears in rain


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>>53064
Horey shit this made me remember!
Sumo tournament starts tomorrow! Come on, Bert, it's a hoot!
Gonna watch it on our cytube channel, at 18:30 CET every day in the next 15 days.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 15:16 [Preview] No.53087 del
>>53085
Good efforts and weightmaxxing, I only see gains here bert


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.53088 del
Unfortunate


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 15:40 [Preview] No.53089 del
Grim week, let's hope I can ride tomorrow


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.53090 del
>>53089
Wasn't your plan to volumemax all winter? what gives


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.53091 del
>>53090
Busy at work and shit weather today


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.53092 del
>>53081
>rog actually caught one


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.53093 del
>bahrain is gonna ride on bianchis
grim


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.53094 del
>>53093
and total on cubes


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>cubers relegated to such a piss team
wanty was bad enough


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.53096 del
>>53095
>cubers couldn't sponsor more than orbeaboys


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.53097 del
>>53094
I guess the ENVE experiment is over...


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.53098 del
>>53097
I wonder how much bank they make off selling wheels to freds who think they're pogacar


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.53099 del
>>53098
I don't recall ever seeing one irl but I think they sell pretty well overall
its mostly nonsense innit, that brand offers nothing special or even good


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 16:41 [Preview] No.53100 del
>>53093
Good lord I thought we were free from this shit. I really wonder who still buys those bikes


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.53101 del
>Derek Gee has married Ruby West. The two tied the knot on October 25th. Gee is taking his wife's surname and will henceforth be known as Derek Gee-West.

for when you see it in the results next year, heard it here first


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.53102 del
>>53101
Cyclist wife is fine imo


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.53103 del
>Ex-pro cyclist
just like her husband


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.53104 del
speaking of Gee, any indication what team left a spot open for him


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.53105 del
>>53104
That Benson dude said he already signed a contract with Ineos the moment he broke his contract
obviously can't announce it


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 17:24 [Preview] No.53106 del
Derek GEE-WEST will NEVER get to leave * - *


Bert 11/08/2025 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.53107 del
>Quarkstrudel mit Kakao
is there more to life?


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when that lazkano dosage hits


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 00:22 [Preview] No.53111 del
Haha Unibet interested in Gaviria. Is this the new team for old frauds and shitters who do nothing


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.53112 del
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WE LIVE IN JAPAN


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 01:35 [Preview] No.53113 del
>>53112
>Nipponese RAI


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 02:09 [Preview] No.53114 del
This little fellow is actually riding on TOP of one of the team cars, is that customary in their bike races?


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 02:21 [Preview] No.53115 del
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DYBALL Benjamin, OKA Atsushi, and JUNG Woo-Ho go clear!

GARAVAGLIA Giacomo digs deep to follow!


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 02:23 [Preview] No.53116 del
GARAVAGLIA Giacomo attacks! Absolute SCENES in Okinawa!


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 02:36 [Preview] No.53117 del
Gaijin kwabbed

OKA wins


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 04:47 [Preview] No.53118 del
>In a typically fiery interview with Het Laatste Nieuws, the 78-year-old icon dismissed comparisons between Pogacar and Merckx — and did so with the kind of bluntness only De Vlaeminck can deliver. “Nonsense! Pogacar isn’t even fit to lace Merckx’s shoes,” he exclaimed. “If I were 22 today and riding in the peloton with him, he wouldn’t be dropping me.” The four-time Paris–Roubaix winner remains adamant that Merckx is the ultimate benchmark in cycling, declaring that anyone who questions that “doesn’t know what they’re talking about.”
>De Vlaeminck didn’t stop at Pogacar. He also turned his attention to other modern champions, handing out stinging criticism to Mathieu van der Poel and Remco Evenepoel.
>Van der Poel, despite being labelled “a great rider,” was picked apart in classic De Vlaeminck style: “He can’t time trial, he can’t climb, he can’t sprint — there’s not much left after that.”
>Evenepoel, too, came in for a sharp rebuke. “He’s not my type,” De Vlaeminck said dryly. “He’s a very good rider, a superb time triallist. But I find him a bit arrogant sometimes. Lifting your bike in the air after the finish — is that really necessary? Just cross the line and win.”

Yearly boomer interview just dropped. He seemed a bit low on argument for pogi though


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.53119 del
>>53118
I'm like 90% sure most of this is just reused from his birthday interview


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.53120 del
>>53118
>“If I were 22 today and riding in the peloton with him, he wouldn’t be dropping me.”
based
>“He can’t time trial, he can’t climb, he can’t sprint — there’s not much left after that.”
TRUTHBOMB ALERT


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short one today in the fog


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 10:46 [Preview] No.53122 del
Good ride today


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.53123 del
>This chat is NOT a helpdesk, it is for cycling & social talk only. Please use the Blue Button for race info & the red FAQS button for site/ stream/ archive issues. If you fail to comply you may find you can't post on the chat at all. Thank you.


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 10:52 [Preview] No.53124 del
>>53121
Fog is extremely comfy
>>53122
BIG watts


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.53125 del
>>53116
Looks quite blurry scene.


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.53126 del
>>53123
you still use TIZ bertacek?
I stopped once half their streams stopped working and there was some powertripping mod telling people it was the fault of their PC


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.53127 del
>>53126
Why didn't you just get a better pc then


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 11:10 [Preview] No.53128 del
>>53118
Only interested if he shits on Wout but I guess he isn't even in the conversation anymore


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 11:13 [Preview] No.53129 del
>>53126
Mostly I use it to see if anything is going on
The smaller races are not elsewhere I think, like the CX Ormaixtegiko that's on right now


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 11:21 [Preview] No.53130 del
>>53129
how do they even find those races and how do they restream them


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 11:23 [Preview] No.53131 del
caida cameraman!


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 11:24 [Preview] No.53132 del
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So I now need to, not only would like to, switch my front 1x chainring to something bigger, 30 makes me do empty switches on almost every straight longer than 50m.
But my fully compatible Deore only has 30 and 32 options.
I would like at least 36.
The 36 is a fucken Deore XT but nothing else goes that big.
It should be compatible besides only one issue:

Can I put a 1x 36T 12 speed front crank on a rear 10 speed cassette?


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 11:28 [Preview] No.53133 del
>>53126
to be fair all the daddy mirrors are blocked in france


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.53134 del
Clement HORNY goes solo


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 12:07 [Preview] No.53135 del
>>53130
i think they have WELL PAID volunteers who report such streams to them


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.53136 del
The old tube, there's a tiny hole right on the other side to the valve. I guess I pinched it then.


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 12:27 [Preview] No.53137 del
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>>53136
or maybe too precise for just a blast hole?


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 12:29 [Preview] No.53138 del
>>53137
check the tire on this exact spot


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 12:31 [Preview] No.53139 del
>>53132
Idk mtb gear much but on road pretty much all normal chainrings are 10-12s on shimano systems and I've seen mtb chainrings denoted as 10-12s compatible, you just need to find something that has the same bcd your current crank has. Or the same mounting slot if you have direct mount


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.53140 del
>>53137
that looks like something penetrated the tire and tube, a pinch looks different imo


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.53141 del
>>53140
Yeah, this is not a pinch


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 12:52 [Preview] No.53142 del
I just pinchazoed one of my saddle sores and a bunch of moldy liquid poured out enough to make a noise when the stream of it hit the floor and now it won't stop bleeding
waat nou ?


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 12:53 [Preview] No.53143 del
>>53138
can't, i replaced the tube in the meadows and rode home on a new one and (probably) didnt puncture again
will check the whole tire anyway


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 12:57 [Preview] No.53144 del
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>>53142
jesus


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.53145 del
>>53144
what? all im saying i can't tell the spot on the tire right away, i will have to look for it


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.53146 del
wait never mind i get it


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 13:08 [Preview] No.53147 del
i didnt find anything, i tried the replacement tube and it wasnt pinchazod
the positive outcome of this exercise is that i have become so skilled that removing and putting the tire on takes less than a minute


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.53148 del
>>53147
surely it won't flat on the next ride right


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 13:17 [Preview] No.53149 del
the tire itself is a tiny, tiny bit uneven
the wheel is fine
maybe it's really time to paypig a new tire just to be sure
>>53148
with the forecast next ride will be in march


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 13:30 [Preview] No.53150 del
>>53139
I'm am looking for this too, but I meant switch the whole crank and bb.


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 13:31 [Preview] No.53151 del
HORNY wins
For some reason there's only two runners on the podium


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 13:32 [Preview] No.53152 del
i don't know


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.53153 del
>>53142
brotherman you need a better saddle or fit if it's that bad
or better bibs


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.53154 del
>>53153
yes well
not all problems can be solved by p*rchasing you know


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.53155 del
>>53154
Sounds like someone that hasn't spent enough money on the problem


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.53156 del
>>53154
well clearly you're doing something wrong


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 13:58 [Preview] No.53157 del
we live in europe


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.53158 del
Ort, my son


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:04 [Preview] No.53159 del
SWEECKbrothers today is OUR day


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.53160 del
>nys riding in the fucking sea and wet sand
IQ isn't his strength


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.53161 del
>>53152
Whizzing.


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:13 [Preview] No.53162 del
just tuned in, riding through the water seems retarded as fuck why do they do it


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.53163 del
>rim pornhaar
>job retten
dutch names man


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.53164 del
>riding through the sea saves energy compared to running
is that true?


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:17 [Preview] No.53165 del
>>53164
riding saves energy yes
but the moment you struggle or get stuck you waste way more
it's more for big watts riders


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:19 [Preview] No.53166 del
>>53165
the guys riding through the water seemed to be struggling a lot hm


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.53167 del
>>53166
michael took a few bike lengths
prime grug would drop them on the dry sand


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.53168 del
>>53164
It's more of a moral victory to avoid running


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.53169 del
Comfy sunday afternoon CX


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.53170 del
KAM ON TROON SKORE SOME FAKING WATTS


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.53171 del
>troon swapping bike in a mudless race
excuse to drop a few positions, he's dead, gone


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.53172 del
sweeckbros we won't be playing enter sandman today it seems


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:27 [Preview] No.53173 del
>>53172
big SWEECK is only saving matches for superprestige diegem innit


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.53174 del
Kindly stop breathing in them microphone at you're earliest convenience


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.53175 del
>>53156
fink it's related to recently shaving the pimp porhhairs off me rít'


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.53176 del
>michael trying to play the team game without his favorite midget
lol


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.53177 del
I wonder if they torqued Nys' shifters today


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.53178 del
um where are the riders not from the united kingdom of the netherlands?


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:31 [Preview] No.53179 del
so is nys pronounced like "nice" or "nees"?


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.53180 del
>>53179
Neiss


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.53181 del
consider this: running in the water


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.53182 del
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piemelhaar is doing it


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.53183 del


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.53184 del
I am beginning to suspect that Miko BOROS might be a fraud


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.53185 del
nys fumbling it


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.53186 del
Nys kinda SUCKS


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:46 [Preview] No.53187 del
>>53186
he sucks in the sand


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:48 [Preview] No.53188 del
Mason returning, finally watching his mediocre youtube videos is paying off


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:50 [Preview] No.53189 del
curious how many punctures they get


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.53190 del
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KAM ON TROON


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.53191 del
>>53190
>TROON
Another Dutch?


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.53192 del
>>53191
he was caught doping with estrogen a couple of years ago, thus the name we refer him to


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.53193 del
kek if the belgiums would work together the race would already be over for pimmel
now I hope he wins


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:53 [Preview] No.53194 del
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>>53191
he's belgian


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.53195 del
dirty belgians at it agian


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.53196 del
Nys kwab


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.53197 del
NYS attacking backwards


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.53198 del
CAM ON TOOOOOOOOOOOON


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.53199 del
TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.53200 del
TOON
O
O
N


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.53201 del
pim nooooo, hold on


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.53202 del
dopage!


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.53203 del
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Our boy did it


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.53204 del
tooned.


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.53205 del
>>53192
I see.

>>53194
That makes sense too.


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.53206 del
Boros mentioned


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.53207 del
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the comeback is now complete


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.53208 del
Disgusting dirty dopeur


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.53209 del
Belgians celebrating while if it was Pole or something who was banned he would be shunned and boo'd for life


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.53210 del
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emotions


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.53211 del
>>53210
BOOOOOOOOO


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.53212 del
>>53209
don't take your frustrations out on your passengers again


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.53213 del
>>53212
No frustrations just don't like dopeurs


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.53214 del
>>53213
AERTS in INNOCENT


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:15 [Preview] No.53215 del
>>53213
based


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:16 [Preview] No.53216 del
>>53213
he's clean


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.53217 del
>>53213
They hated him for he spoke truth


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:45 [Preview] No.53218 del
Kek never knew this was so bad. No wonder my boy de lie doesn't like to train


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.53219 del
>>53218
it's 12+% in brussels even


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.53220 del
>>53219
You guys really need to move out


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.53221 del
>>53220
To be completely fair, a LOT of walloons are tired of the endless gibs promised by socialist parties. But you see that it's an immediate 10% of voters just if you keep giving them what they want.
Most of Europe is too far gone already anyway, you guys, germany it's all dancing on the edge


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 16:29 [Preview] No.53222 del
>>53221
For us it's mostly boomers though


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.53223 del
>>53221
it's only slow decline from here on out, no coming back


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.53224 del
In other news gouden greg becomes WC in the half ironman (for boomers category)
and some belgian I've never heard from wins with the pros kwabbing future tdf winner Blummenfelt


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.53225 del
>>53224
is blummenfelt, dare I say, washed?
also ridiculously impressive from hold'em hreh


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:09 [Preview] No.53226 del
>>53224
Grug has been showing interest. I swear to God if he retires at at 32 to try triathlon I'm going to lose it


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.53227 del
>>53226
Grug just wants to have fun


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.53228 del
>>53226
he promised that he will do an ironman with average rob so eventually he's gotta do it


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:23 [Preview] No.53229 del
you HAVE completed a full distance iron...right bert?


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.53230 del
>>53229
yeah I've done like 3 and won age category in 1


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.53231 del
>>53229
Why would I do that?


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:28 [Preview] No.53232 del
>>53230
okay good just checking
>>53231
it's a great way to stay in shape


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:31 [Preview] No.53233 del
>>53232
>it's a great way to stay in shape
No point in doing them one after another though


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.53234 del


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:33 [Preview] No.53235 del
Also...


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.53236 del
>>53235
an esteemed professor as yourself could easily afford that


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.53237 del
>>53235
cycling is already a cattle consoomer sport but triathlon is paypig central, the amount of money the average amateur triathlete spends to train and prance around with very mediocre fitness is gross


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.53238 del
>>53236
But why would I do that? I already get enough motivation from getting bullied by Berts here.
Also don't look up french professor salary


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.53239 del
alright teambuilding for the /bert/ department is an ironman next year
time to start training


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.53240 del
Implying I could swim for 8 km or whatever the distnace is


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:42 [Preview] No.53241 del
>>53239
Let's do something actually challenging


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.53242 del
>implying you need to p*rchase a registration in order to do the distance


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:43 [Preview] No.53243 del
>>53241
with a swim before and a marathon after, good idea


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.53244 del
>>53240
The swimsuit makes it much easier than you'd expect


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.53245 del
>>53241
there are some offroad triathlons that are similar to this in terms of elevation
>swim in a mountain lake
>mtb ride
>trail run


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.53246 del
>>53245
Winterman in Nordbohmen
8 km swim near border in Elbe
and then these two


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 17:56 [Preview] No.53247 del
>>53240
the worst part of the real race is there are dozens around you trying to drown you


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:00 [Preview] No.53248 del
Overall I think the ultra distance stuff is cope from people with no talent. Before people used to say "I did a marathon" but people now know that 4h is a shitty time. So they say "I did an iron man". It's great you can also paypig your way to a go bike time with a 10k atrocity you'll never use again after


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:02 [Preview] No.53249 del
>>53248
Wasn't this always the case?
MTB/CX is cope for roadlets
Triathlon is cope for run/bike/swimlets
Ultras are cope for marathonlets

T&F would kill me for saying it also applies to decathlon


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.53250 del
>>53249
>MTB/CX is cope for roadlets
MTB is just for people that want to have fun, it's a very different demographic. Also who does CX?
The rest i agree


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:08 [Preview] No.53251 del
>>53248
>>53249
every single amateur competition is just cope no matter what it is but yeah just completing a distance event is not really worth anything, you can take like 16h to finish an ironman or walk the vast majority of an ultra run. The only people who are dazzled by that are people who don't do sports because to them distance is unimaginable


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.53252 del
>>53251
I mean training for a good 10k time or a good FTP is better for your fitness than learning how to run after a 6h ride


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:19 [Preview] No.53253 del
>>53252
Only if you do something with that high FTP is it worth something
Reminds me of that schizobrit with his FTP obsession but ultimately he barely left his dad's basement


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.53254 del
gatekeeping amateur health and fitness sports is VERY bad for you're health btw


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:21 [Preview] No.53255 del
I don't even want to know what gravel "racers" cope for


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.53256 del
>>53255
Cope for Americans and euros that can't deal with getting old


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:26 [Preview] No.53257 del
>>53255
well they earn money and for amateurs its a lot more fun to do than road cycling, road amateur competitions suck dick
its not complicated, they like to ride that and so they do and for gravel pros they ride that to make money


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.53258 del
>>53253
If you're not a pro cyclist you're not "doing" anything with your FTP anyway. I just meant training for it is probably better for your long term health than training for 48h races through the alps


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:39 [Preview] No.53259 del
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>>53253
Wasn't schizobrit always weak? I never read his posts much but from the few rides he posted he seemed very slow


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.53260 del
>>53259
The only time I saw his actual watts on intervals it was some real fucked up shit


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.53261 del
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Speaking of amateur competitions and larping I wanted to get into XC marathon racing since that looks like it'll suit me but I borrowed a mtb from a mate this week and I don't like anything about mtbs. It feels so alien and weird and slow it's hard to deal with
Also I still haven't found my fans and I suspect someone stole them but why


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 18:57 [Preview] No.53262 del
>>53261
Come do do dome cx
Some power hour wattsfests


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 19:06 [Preview] No.53263 del
>>53261
XC is fun but you need mountains. I hate what it does to my wrists though


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 19:46 [Preview] No.53264 del
My GRUЩYŃSKI to that Ballan team registered in Hungaria, with all green-white-red flags and now two Indonesias.


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 20:04 [Preview] No.53265 del
>>53264
>masnada rides for this team
completely missed that
and czech tour legend Fancellu too


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.53266 del
>>53235
>Klarna financing for tr*athlon
Kek, can't make this shit up. I'm not even blaming the organizers going after bored richfags and cashing in. It's the idiots paying this that I blame.


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 20:21 [Preview] No.53267 del
>>53246
what's the profile of the swim leg?


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 20:22 [Preview] No.53268 del
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Triathlon is not that bad without swimming and running.


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.53269 del
You guys will never guess what happened on me ride today.


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.53270 del
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Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 20:30 [Preview] No.53271 del
>>53269
You managed to outsprint Julius Bert, but Rosenbert won in his aerosled handbike?


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 20:32 [Preview] No.53272 del
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>>53269
so
much
RAIN


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 20:52 [Preview] No.53273 del
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>>53272
Start to finish. At times it was only a drizzle, so that was nice I guess. The constant bike cleaning is getting old. Soon I'll give up and stay indoor permanently I suspect.


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 20:57 [Preview] No.53274 del
>>53218
a good thing that les flandriens don't understand French or they would start squeaking at those fromage stats.


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.53275 del
lowered my sattel again


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 22:27 [Preview] No.53276 del
>>53275
>saddle sores intensify


Bert 11/09/2025 (Sun) 23:35 [Preview] No.53277 del
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had a nice little one-night vacation, didn't ride my bike at ALL, but had some yummy wines and hiked in an old-growth redwood forest


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 00:02 [Preview] No.53278 del
>>53277
Nice, Sonoma? Which winery did you visit?


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 00:05 [Preview] No.53279 del
>>53278
just over the border in Mendocino, this was Pennyroyal Farm - we had 10 wines and they were all fantastic, the reds and rose were all pinot noir


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 00:23 [Preview] No.53280 del
>>53279
Very cool. I've never heard of winery (seems like wines are only available direct) but they get some good press.

Beautiful pics. I've only been out west like once in last 15 years. I really should go.


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 00:35 [Preview] No.53281 del
>>53280
yeah, they and lots of the other wineries around are quite small, basically only selling hyperlocally and through their wine club memberships

Anderson Valley is incredibly pretty


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.53284 del
Daughter had wet the bed and I can't sleep anymore, thinking of doing some rape. She's been able to stay dry at night for weeks already but now she's wet the bed three times the past week. Oh well, at least she falls asleep fine afterwards.


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 03:37 [Preview] No.53285 del
the ruptured saddle sore isn't looking infected but it will not be ready to hit the vinestar tomorrow that is for sure
it's like a small meteor crater down there, you can almost see through to the bone in the midul


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 07:46 [Preview] No.53286 del
All the leaves are brown
And the sky is gray
I haven't been for a ride
On a winter's day


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 08:14 [Preview] No.53287 del
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and frenchbert worries about doing more than one hour on the viner
meanwhile there's people like this out there


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 08:19 [Preview] No.53288 del
>>53287
but how is this helping her non-existant descending skills?


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 08:48 [Preview] No.53289 del
>>53288
You can't overcome that powergap anyway


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 09:13 [Preview] No.53290 del
>>53287
At least she gets paid for it


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.53291 del
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3 Willunga Hills in TDU next year


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 09:28 [Preview] No.53292 del


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.53293 del
>Gent-Wevelgem is changing its name. The race will now be known as "In Flanders Fields. From Middelkerke to Wevelgem."

set me on fire and end cycling


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 10:18 [Preview] No.53294 del
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Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.53296 del
>>53293
Genters on suicide watch. Time to rename all races that do not actually start in the city they are named after.


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.53297 del
>>53296
MSR mafia will never allow this


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.53298 del
>>53293
>GWG
<IFFFMTW
this sucks
>>53292
>health partners
>norwood
kek but fucking hell targeted advertising stage names like its America


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.53299 del
>>53296
The two best races in the world are like that, and they'll never change name


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.53300 del
>>53297
we would go from 100 to 0 races named after Paris


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 11:31 [Preview] No.53301 del
>>53296
I'm waiting for Paris to be removed in the names of half of the French races


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 11:35 [Preview] No.53302 del
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Why do træens keep crashing into each other in Czechoslovakia


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 11:51 [Preview] No.53303 del
>>53302
The trainfuhrer didn't adjust the speed to country conditions.


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.53304 del
AFAIK despite being the primary """"corridor""" in slovakia, not all træns are running ECTS


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.53305 del
>>53302
you've seen what their best bike mechanic can do and you're still surprised


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.53306 del
>"Winning three Grand Tours or the Tour de France in 2026? I think I'd rather win all three Grand Tours," said Vingegaard, who already has the Tour de France (2022, 2023) and the Vuelta a España (2025) to his name. "The Giro remains... But we haven't decided yet whether next season's schedule aligns with that. We still need to discuss it with the team. The Tour de France remains the biggest goal, of course. But now it's about whether we can combine the two next year."

KWAB


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.53307 del
Raping is so fun with fresh legs even when the coach puts up some meme cadence workout just for giggles & getting the feeling in the legs back. Outdoors riding coming up tomorrow.


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.53308 del
>>53306
>I'd rather win the Giro but the Tour remains my biggest goal
It's weird how Visma riders seem to have so little control over their season but they all seem to be quite happy on the team.


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.53309 del
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>>53308
they've seen what can happen


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 12:28 [Preview] No.53310 del
>Giro fish
>Tour pog
>Vuelta Sex-ass
Poor remco


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 12:29 [Preview] No.53311 del
>>53310
more like
giro pog
tour pog
vuelta rog


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 12:31 [Preview] No.53312 del
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>giro del toro
>tour pog
>vuelta pog
>wc pog
>every monument pog
>your hopes pog
>your dreams also pog


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 12:34 [Preview] No.53313 del
>>53311
Pog is 100% focused on MSR and PR, even his hatred for visma won't make him do the giro


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 13:03 [Preview] No.53314 del
>>53312
Actually realistic scenario


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 13:14 [Preview] No.53315 del
>>53312
my boy matty jorgz gonna get an hat trick of paris nices


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.53316 del
>giro widar
>tour seixas
>vuelta finn
>wc seixas


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 13:21 [Preview] No.53317 del


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 13:22 [Preview] No.53318 del
>>53316
who
what


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.53319 del
>>53317
>>53316
Miko Pirinen will win a monument in 2030


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 13:29 [Preview] No.53320 del
BREAKING: Paris-Roubaix renamed to TISSOT COBBLES CLASSIC, SPONSORED BY EKOI.COM


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 13:53 [Preview] No.53321 del
sources have intimated that RVV may be renamed to "The Vlaandrien Arrow"


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 14:07 [Preview] No.53322 del
>>53321
Flanders classics just flew over my house with a banner that said the great punchers classic


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.53323 del
>>53322
Is that what those drones are about???


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 14:18 [Preview] No.53324 del
>>53323
there are no drones, it's all a big psyop


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.53325 del
>>53324
sure there are, TVL is on the world tour next year sure as the sun rises in the East


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 15:14 [Preview] No.53326 del
>Arne Marit to bora
weird transfer


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.53327 del
>>53326
and Allan Peiper


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.53328 del
>>53326
spare lead-out man for when Poppel gets suspended for too many yellow cards


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.53329 del
insanely fast recovery timeline for this fissured saddle sore, someone must have slipped a worm blood into my bidon or something


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.53331 del
>>53329
It's your wife's hormones


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.53332 del
>>53331
>wife
got me wrong chief, I don't even gotta cyc gf


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.53333 del
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I have never had a saddle sore so I can't relate to people with these problems and I can't offer any advice or insight either


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.53334 del
Never had a saddle sore after swapping to sqlab and good bibs


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 16:31 [Preview] No.53335 del
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easy spin today, fortunately you can't pinchazo in the virtual rape world


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 16:51 [Preview] No.53336 del
Hello, Bert!
Sumo starts in ~40 mins
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.53337 del
>>53334
>sqlab
based


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.53338 del
💔


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.53339 del
>>53338
jesus that's grug HR without the watts


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.53340 del
>>53338
low energy heart rate


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.53341 del
>>53338
imagine the garden hose sized saphenous vein


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 18:04 [Preview] No.53342 del
>>53338
Normal z2 ride for healthy individuals


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 18:30 [Preview] No.53343 del


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.53344 del
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>>53338
>115
>123


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:00 [Preview] No.53345 del
recently found out about an all female cycling club near me
will have to adjust my routes


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:02 [Preview] No.53346 del
>>53345
What if they ask you to take a different route?


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:06 [Preview] No.53347 del
>>53346
them talking to me is a complete and total victory


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.53348 del
>>53345
Women cyclist are so rare around here


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.53349 del
>>53345
give them a good workout by making them pedal for their life


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:42 [Preview] No.53350 del
>>53345
For me, it's a sweaty spin sesh


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:43 [Preview] No.53351 del
>>53350
mmm aero


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:46 [Preview] No.53352 del
>>53351
Sadly she removed her comically giant breast implants


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.53353 del
>>53352
aren't you supposed to move the pedals atleast
or is the distraction enough for people to not notice


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:54 [Preview] No.53354 del
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>The subreddit dedicated to gooning to Peloton instructors is banned
What the fuck, this is a disaster


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.53355 del
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>>53354
dont you have a wife and kid


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.53356 del


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.53357 del
>>53356
I thought there was that one and kussbert how are you not that bert
be that bert


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 19:57 [Preview] No.53358 del
>>53354
the internet is getting scrubbed heavily


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 20:01 [Preview] No.53359 del
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>>53357
I am that bert and I also mourn the loss of the Peloton gooning sub


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.53360 del
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>>53359
okay then


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 20:03 [Preview] No.53361 del
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Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 20:04 [Preview] No.53362 del
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>Manon gooning sub still around


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.53363 del
I now remember that one american flashing his dick in group rides


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.53364 del
One Bert per flag


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 20:11 [Preview] No.53365 del
>>53363
Was it an American who was asked not to return to group rides due to making women uncomfortable?


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 20:12 [Preview] No.53366 del
>>53363
there was no such bert, it's all a big psyop


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.53367 del
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>>53366
mhmm so it was you, I had my suspicions


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.53368 del
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Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.53369 del
>>53367
>implying I would ever ride with a group
you have the wrong burger my bertman


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.53370 del
>>53334
I've never gotten hand sore despite using Shimano Sora


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 22:08 [Preview] No.53371 del
>>53370
>S*ra und SQLab
a most patrician combo my good fonduebert


Bert 11/10/2025 (Mon) 22:59 [Preview] No.53372 del
>>53371
I already mentioned that I use the same saddle as >wout


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Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 00:55 [Preview] No.53375 del
>>53374
sounds bit slokavian if you asked me


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.53377 del
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Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 08:07 [Preview] No.53378 del
Looks like I'll be able to sneak some MTB ride on this holiday


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.53379 del
>>53378
Very good! Even I did a ride today at 4-5°C so no excuses for you.
New winterwear seems good, I didn't even wear my middle layer yet and 5°C felt very comfortable. Sprint on the menu today, managed just over 1000W for 20s but peak power was only 1140W. Need more practice I guess


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.53380 del
>Pellizotti finished fourth in Middelkerke, behind winner Barbora Bukovská, silver medalist Nynke Jochems, and her own compatriot Nicole Azzetti. However, her frame, from the Italian bicycle brand Guerciotti – the new "Vito" – did not comply with UCI regulations. "DSQ" now appears after her name in the results.

please buy the frames we tell you to
thank you for your attention to this matter


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 10:49 [Preview] No.53381 del
Jesús HERRADA to BURGOS


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 10:51 [Preview] No.53382 del


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.53383 del
>>53382
The guy who has been stealing money from your squeaky fraud team for a few years now


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 10:56 [Preview] No.53384 del
>>53383
You'll have to be more specific


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.53385 del
>>53383
Buchmann? Teuns? Coquard?


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 12:19 [Preview] No.53386 del
>>53381
Burpelletbros we eating good


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.53387 del
happy normal workday /cyc/ or whatever your countries are celebrating today. oh wait, it's Martin's day here today, so time to look for some goose meat.


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 12:20 [Preview] No.53388 del
>>53385
I know every WT and PCT rider but I have never heard of this "Buchmann"


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.53389 del
>>53387
Why do you have a day for Squillaume Martin


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 12:30 [Preview] No.53390 del
>>53389
some towns have Martin as patron saint here, so they celebrate it with various customs, like trying to behead a goose with a blunt sword with the eyes covered and the one that succeeds gets to keep the goose. sounds better that celebrating Germany giving up or honoring war survivors.
>St Martin is widely credited in France with helping to spread winemaking throughout the region of Tours (Touraine) and facilitating vine-planting
>Martin přijíždí na bílém koni (transl. "Martin is coming on a white horse") – signifies that the first half of November in the Czech Republic is the time when it often starts to snow.
>St. Martin's Day (Dzień Świętego Marcina) is celebrated mainly in the city of Poznań where its citizens buy and eat considerable amounts of croissants filled with almond paste with white poppy seeds, the rogal świętomarciński
>The biggest event in Slovenia is the St. Martin's Day celebration in Maribor which marks the symbolic winding up of all the wine growers' endeavours. There is the ceremonial "christening" of the new wine, and the arrival of the Wine Queen.
some interesting


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 12:31 [Preview] No.53391 del
...some interesting customs heh


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 13:45 [Preview] No.53392 del
>>53391
The San Martins as I call them are based on egg paste and white poppy, candied orange is the other thing that pops through, almond aroma is an afterthought.
I need to go to Posen once and have some local "real" one, the ones in Oppeln are pretty nice but also unremarkable. Maybe it is just how they are.


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.53393 del
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Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 15:17 [Preview] No.53394 del
SWEECK wins


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 15:26 [Preview] No.53395 del
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come back from cold laps around the house to see Sweeckcoin soaring
today was a good day


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 15:30 [Preview] No.53396 del
>>53394
based
>>53395
gigabased


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 15:45 [Preview] No.53397 del
Fun one today, but it's almost time to take the leg warmers out


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 16:07 [Preview] No.53398 del
yeah ..


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.53399 del
Not liking this triathlon arc so much berts


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 16:33 [Preview] No.53400 del
>>53399
should just do what he wants tbh


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 16:37 [Preview] No.53401 del
>>53400
Personally I think he should do his program according to the wishes of 5 boomers posting on some obscure altchan


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 16:40 [Preview] No.53402 del
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>>53399
he should do his utmost to be on form for the spring monuments because as it stands he's the last bastion against total Pogmination and with the gains pog made throughout 2025 we can conclude that if the trend even continues a tiny bit grug will lose msr and possibly even roubaix


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 16:42 [Preview] No.53403 del
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grug is on the verge of fading into irrelevance because if he can't win the BIG spring races he's useless, then he can't do anything but farm cx
then it is over


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.53404 del
>>53403
He probably has the next 5 paris roubaix in the legs


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 16:50 [Preview] No.53405 del
40 mins till sumo, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 16:51 [Preview] No.53406 del
>>53404
he won't even be cycling for the next 5 years


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.53407 del
>>53404
I'll believe it when I see him win msr decisively
mind you pog raced msr with a suboptimal bikefit and roubaix on a bad bike, alright that probably doesn't matter BUT I'm saying Pog speed is likely trending upwards while Grug speed at the same level as 2025 may no longer be enough so he better work hard


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:03 [Preview] No.53408 del
Is there even a good classics star on the horizon that has show he can reach the top level
The pool is so shadow I feel all we see are skinny GT hopes.
Within Philipsen save us


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.53409 del
what we really need is for Grug to beat Pog again at RVV


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.53410 del
>>53408
Miko Pirinen unironically


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.53411 del
>>53408
De Lie will take the big step up this coming year


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.53412 del
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I was passing this pond multiple times but today finally I have decided to dismount and have a seat. Very comfy.
Also, was rained on, first it was a comfy drizzle but then it came down and it wasn't so comfy.


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.53413 del
>>53408
Seixass


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.53415 del
>>53409
I doubt that'll ever happen again, even just keeping up on every berg won't happen no more.
>>53408
philipsen and söderkwak maybe but what is a junior roubaix win really, pidcock and tim tom also won that and look at them now
every promising junior is w/kg maxxing for GC and every wattlord junior like Segaert, Behrens, Romeo, Tarling and so always gets dropped early or is never in the mix to begin with


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.53416 del
>>53414
I mean for MSR, RVV and Roubaix
I haven't given a shit about Lombardia since Pinot won


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:18 [Preview] No.53417 del
>>53416
Yeah, no way.


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.53418 del
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2026 Paris Roubaix LIDL spear head of within philipsen, söderkwab, tim tom to breach through the pave and carry mass pethrsn to victory against the bourgeoisie of non-discounter devils


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.53419 del
>>53418
All of them will be dropped before grug's third domestique (some random dude from CX) will be done


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.53420 del
>>53419
someone delete this post


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.53421 del
Dylan van Baarle, laurenz REX and Yves Lampaert will ride away from the rest next year in a tridente attaque
Yvan Vanmol will be carried away in cuffs but the deed will be done


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:29 [Preview] No.53422 del
top gooner will save us all


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:30 [Preview] No.53423 del
>>53422
needs to stop dicking around with the TT stuff


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:33 [Preview] No.53424 del
>>53421
if that happens they need to lock up vanmold for real
he's been getting away with it for too long


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:34 [Preview] No.53425 del
>>53412
Relaxing scenery


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.53426 del
>>53422
ganna somehow does well in msr but gets kwabbed badly in any cobble race


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.53427 del
What does that Freddy Ovett dude even do except train with grug. He's strong but he doesn't race.
Another digital nomad?


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 17:54 [Preview] No.53428 del


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:03 [Preview] No.53429 del
>>53427
He's a gravel fraud


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:04 [Preview] No.53430 del
>>53426
j-just unlucky


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actually Top Ganna's problem is that he only recently started giving a shit about the classics so he doesn't have as much tactical racecraft


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.53432 del
>>53431
He's also too heavy and since he isn't beating memco anymore he should go all in on MSR


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.53433 del
>>53431
he couldn't follow and close the gap to mads in e3, much less to grug. It was every man for himself so there was no hiding no tactics nothing


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:28 [Preview] No.53434 del
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Every runner is allowed to dope for one event of the year and GANNA just chooses MSR


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.53435 del
>>53434
thats a good choice though and we should thank him for it


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:31 [Preview] No.53436 del
>>53434
Which one did pogacar pick


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:32 [Preview] No.53437 del
>>53436
The event named The 2025 World Tour calendar, he found a loophole


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:35 [Preview] No.53438 del
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>>53436
none of them, we've never seen pogacar doped but one day we will


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:36 [Preview] No.53439 del
>>53438
Terrifying


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.53440 del


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 18:42 [Preview] No.53441 del
>>53440
>disco elysiumlet still civposting
KWAK


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.53442 del
>>53433
shure, I'm just saying compare these results to 2023 on where he immediately started getting podiums and top-10s in the big races


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 19:29 [Preview] No.53443 del
>>53440
>>53441
Excuse me, we have moved on to EU5 while waiting for the HoI4 Japan update


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 19:50 [Preview] No.53444 del
>>53443
Is it worth it yet.
Currently praying Shogun 2 and trying not to induce shamefur dispreys.


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 19:52 [Preview] No.53445 del
>>53444
based shogun 2 bert


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.53446 del
>>53444
Hmmm feels super deep at launch, better place than CK3 and Vicky 2 for sure. Still putzing thru my first playthrough as Castile


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 20:30 [Preview] No.53447 del
this shattered my false illusions that the only gaymen enjoyed by Bert was rape simulator


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.53448 del
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>>53418
>>53419
>>53420
btw, please consoom, it's incel day


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.53449 del
nothing to write home about


Bert 11/11/2025 (Tue) 22:42 [Preview] No.53450 del
>>53449
innsbruckbros...


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 05:16 [Preview] No.53451 del
Sexo


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 05:42 [Preview] No.53452 del
>>53449
>doing threshold sessions at 10pm
How do you even sleep


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.53453 del
>>53451
Don't really like the fat tubes myself
Also, speaking of sexo bikes, my Fairlight Strael 4.0 frame in blue arrived yesterday. When I ordered it I had plans of making an all road / endurance / fender bike out of it. Now I have changed my mind and will just continue riding my Secan for that kind of riding. So now I have a new frame I will have to sell, as well as a groupset and wheels. Oh well, I hope the market locally is good, hate dealing with Buycycle


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 07:00 [Preview] No.53454 del
>>53453
jesus man how many frames do you buy a year


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.53455 del
>>53454
Heh, this year four, last year just one, and I sold a bunch as well. I guess I like building them up and am constantly looking for an ideal setup. Currently I only have three bikes, the Fairlight Secan, Tideace Noah and the Quick Pro ER:One. Once my Mondince gravel frame comes I will transfer the parts to it and sell the Tideace frame.
One all-road all weather bike in the Secan, one pure gravel bike, one road bike – seems like a good mix. I have been also thinking of building up a new Chinesium TT bike but that is probably postponed to 2027 since next summer I will probably be very busy with the baby.


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 07:13 [Preview] No.53456 del
>>53455
such is the life of finish dynasty
I'm looking at chinesium gravel frames myself, were you happy with the tideace except for the reach thing? I'm not nearly as competitive and the price seems really good


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 07:16 [Preview] No.53457 del
>>53455
And here am I with my 2015 defy, 2018 canyon hardtail and 2021 grail.
All alu frame, all with stock wheels outside the defy (bought 300€ zondas)


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.53458 del
>>53456
Yeah the Tideace is a great bike. It's a bit harsh in the back so I would probably get some kind of suspension seatpost like the Canyon leaf one. It was kind of noticable on longer rides, my lower back tired out more than on some other bikes. But otherwise really good for the price, can totally recommend it. Probably wrong size but I could sell mine to you in size XL for 500e.
This has also got good specs: https://www.velobuild.com/products/2025-velobuild-carbon-fiber-racing-gravel-bike-frame Perhaps the quality isn't quite as good as Tideace for paint and such, but I guess the value for money is even better.


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 07:19 [Preview] No.53459 del
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>>53458
I'm a smoll boy but thanks for the offer


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 07:21 [Preview] No.53460 del
>>53453
But yeah the strael looks tempting for what I do as my main road option. Fuck internal cable routing


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 07:27 [Preview] No.53461 del
>>53457
>>53460
All probably very good bikes. I guess the Strael would be much nicer for worse roads, the effect on comfort of having, say, 32mm Conti tyres on modern wide carbon wheels that then balloon to 35mm is really noticeable, and the steel flex is nice as well.


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 07:50 [Preview] No.53462 del
https://open.spotify.com/episode/7Iy2o8Thz45TwXDeta3cN5?si=63a176f8bcce4ab1
If some bert wants a podcast to listen to while riding, here my coach interviews Mattia Gaffuri who will ride in the world tour for Picnic PostNL next year and who had significant results for Polti this year like 15th in Giro Della Toscana, 49th in GP Kranj and 48th in Veneto Classic. Really good one imo.


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 07:53 [Preview] No.53463 del
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>>53462
I don't listen to anything while riding because I fear for my life


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 08:06 [Preview] No.53464 del
>>53463
Shame but understandable, same for me if it's dark


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.53465 del
>>53452
like little baby
i wake up crying


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 09:22 [Preview] No.53466 del
WC rape this weekend, don't forget to tune it for your favorite hair haver Osborne


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 10:20 [Preview] No.53467 del
>>53461
>All probably very good bikes
All of them are due a refresh but I'm too lazy to sell them so I'm just waiting for them to break before buying a new one.


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.53468 del
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bora has now resorted to irradiating their riders in a bid to stop pogacar


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 11:09 [Preview] No.53469 del
Interview with the great Pavel BITTNER
First question
>dont you feel a little bit like 2AGAN
kinda rude


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 11:19 [Preview] No.53470 del
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>>53468
we will make remco thermonuclear one way or another


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.53471 del


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.53472 del
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>Relativamente ao comunicado da Federação Portuguesa de Ciclismo, dando por terminado com efeitos imediatos o contrato de concessão para a organização e exploração comercial da Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta, a Podium vem esclarecer:
>1. A Podium ficou a saber desta decisão da FPC através de alguns dos nossos patrocinadores, que foram contactados pela FPC provavelmente já com intuitos comerciais. O que mostra falta de decoro e lealdade por parte da FPC.
>2. Lamentamos profundamente esta postura da FPC: na pendência de negociações relativas à regulação de questões financeiras do contrato, declara a resolução do mesmo com base em alegado incumprimento da Podium.
>3. A Podium organiza a Volta a Portugal desde 2001, e tem vindo, de forma contínua e devidamente fundamentada, a alertar a Federação para o impacto profundo e irreversível que a pandemia de Covid-19 e os escândalos de doping provocaram nas condições económicas ao contrato, e que alteraram de forma substancial e permanente a matriz de equilíbrio e proporcionalidade do mesmo. Neste contexto, a Podium solicitou, por diversas vezes e de forma construtiva, a revisão equitativa do contrato com vista à salvaguarda de condições justas e razoáveis para ambas as partes.
>4. Não obstante a incapacidade demonstrada pela FPC em prevenir e mitigar os gravíssimos problemas do doping, evidenciado, entre outros, pelos casos recentemente divulgados envolvendo Délio Fernández, Venceslau Fernandes e António Carvalho, bem como pelas graves alegações tornadas públicas por José Azevedo no final da última edição da Volta, a Federação tem-se mantido indisponível para um diálogo construtivo, continuando a ignorar essa revisão equilibrada.
>5. Neste contexto a Podium tem vindo a assumir, de forma consistente e em benefício direto da Federação e do Ciclismo, responsabilidades e encargos substancialmente superiores aos fixados no contrato que implicaram um esforço financeiro e operacional adicional com impacto significativo na expectativa económica que enquadrava o equilíbrio contratual inicial.


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 12:16 [Preview] No.53473 del
>6. Não existe qualquer divergência relevante quanto aos procedimentos de acerto e de execução contratual atualmente em vigor, que permanecem alinhados com as práticas observadas em exercícios anteriores sendo apenas necessária a revisão equilibrada que permita restabelecer a proporcionalidade entre obrigações e contrapartidas.
>7. Neste enquadramento, a Podium solicitou por diversas vezes ao Presidente e à Direção da FPC a realização de uma reunião destinada à verificação, conciliação e determinação transparente dos saldos e responsabilidades financeiras entre as partes. Não obstante a natureza absolutamente necessária e imprescindível desse encontro para o apuramento definitivo do saldo contratual, a FPC recusou sistematicamente a sua realização.
>8. Apesar de todas estas diligências, vem agora a Federação imputar à Podium uma alegada dívida que esta não reconhece, por carecer de base factual adequada, e de validação conjunta, conforme reiteradamente solicitado.
>9. A Podium não reconhece qualquer fundamento jurídico ou contratual que legitime a pretensão da FPC de resolução do contrato de organização e exploração comercial da Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta. A Podium reafirma a plena vigência e exigibilidade do referido contrato e, nesse sentido, reserva-se o direito de recorrer a todos os meios ao seu dispor para assegurar a defesa integral dos seus direitos e legítimos interesses.
>10. Simultaneamente, e de acordo com as expectativas da Direcção da Federação Portuguesa de Ciclismo, a Podium mostrou-se sempre disponível para encontrar o formato que preencha a nova versão do “novo ciclismo” agora apelidado “novo modelo de organização”, sem terem promovido, ao contrário do que afirmam, qualquer iniciativa amigável para a resolução das questões emergentes.
>11. Lamentamos profundamente a tomada de posição em face do assinalável trabalho da Podium que ainda assim foi refreado ao longo dos anos pela Federação Portuguesa de Ciclismo em pertinentes questões de valorização desportiva.
>12. Reafirmamos o nosso compromisso com o ciclismo português, continuaremos a trabalhar com esta incrível modalidade, com a mesma dedicação e integridade de sempre, em colaboração com todos aqueles que partilham este propósito e que, tal como nós, estejam por bem.


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.53474 del
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Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.53475 del
>>53458
do you ship to US&A my Bërtt ?


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.53476 del
Ok, made me a Philly cheesesteak, it was nice but a bit underwhelming and needs refinement. What are the rookie mistakes, I guess asking winebert especially since he lives nearby Filadelfia.

Made with good quality, even decently marbled beef sirloin, seared peperoni, decent amount of provo-lown.

My impression from whatever was my take is more salt and less melt on the provolone, perhaps more of the cheese too.


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.53477 del
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the 11t cog on my road bike cassette is worn but only the 11t


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 15:48 [Preview] No.53478 del
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giro stage profile easy spin today


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 15:54 [Preview] No.53479 del
>>53477
i rode perhaps 2 km on it

on mine 11t cog, before autismbert makes a funny


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 16:09 [Preview] No.53480 del
>>53479
I use it practically every ride but % wise of km ridden it still has to be way less than any other cog except for maybe the 34


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 16:25 [Preview] No.53481 del
me bike makes some Bertaczechesque squeaking whenever I go to the 11 so I rarely bother


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.53482 del
Heh, Carapaz may be going back to Movistar.
The potential tridente with Uijtdebroeks and Mas would be pure kinography


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 16:33 [Preview] No.53483 del
>>53482
EF bros...


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 16:34 [Preview] No.53484 del
>>53483
GC POWLESS may surprise in the passes


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 16:36 [Preview] No.53485 del
>>53482
seems like a step down but then again movistar brass won't talk shit about his style of racing


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 16:38 [Preview] No.53486 del
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this team is very weird
a LOT of sprinters but none good on the flat
a LOT of very mediocre classics riders that might see the top 10 once or twice
No GC man except Healy maybe not really
Powless is the most successful rider in this squad and he is very absent for half the season


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.53487 del
>>53482
c'mon now lol


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 16:45 [Preview] No.53488 del
45 mins till sumo, Bert.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 17:00 [Preview] No.53489 del
>>53485
yeah, in fairness Movistar has a lot more guys who can actually be of use in GTs; if Healy wants to keep going down the GC route he'll surely jump ship, too

which is a shame because it's a fun scrappy team


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 17:37 [Preview] No.53490 del
Flying tomorrow, let's hope I can ride in Vienna


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 17:54 [Preview] No.53491 del
I haven't been able to follow ciclismo since August, I'm very glad to see /bert/ is surviving


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 17:57 [Preview] No.53492 del
>>53491
August was a perfectly good time to check out of the season, nothing good happened after July


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.53493 del
>>53490
just because for some reason trains in Austria have the name jet in them (railjet, cityjet, nightjet), doesn't mean they can actually fly.


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 18:16 [Preview] No.53494 del
>Thymen Arensman reflects on his 2025 season. The Dutch cyclist for INEOS Grenadiers surprises with his highlight of the year. It's not his two stage wins in the Tour de France. "My third place in Paris-Nice is the best performance of the past season."

this is why he'll never evolve from apple to kiwi, who says this shit


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.53495 del
>>53494
thats indeed wrong now that its been revealed that pog was struggling with injury and didn't just gift thymen the stages, one was even a hardman solo win after a long breakaway ride


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 18:25 [Preview] No.53496 del
>>53495
PN also had so many DNF's, he was 20 seconds ahead of fucking sheffield in GC
I'd rate his tour of the alps win ahead of that


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 18:27 [Preview] No.53497 del
>>53481
One day soon our AI overlords will be able to answer these things right away


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 18:52 [Preview] No.53498 del
>>53497
the AI answer will be
>take it to the nearest bicycle shop [location]
>buy a new part/bicycle [sponsored LINK]


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.53499 del
>>53498
>not having a locally run BertGPT LLM
ngmi


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.53500 del
>>53499
>links you to bert's sponsored online store
I don't profit from this, do you?


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.53501 del
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>>53499
I doubt it'll give any good advice if it's trained on your mechanic posts


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Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 19:45 [Preview] No.53503 del
>>53502
looks better than the last one I like it


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 20:20 [Preview] No.53504 del
>>53502
pretty good; which team is riding them again?


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 20:30 [Preview] No.53505 del
>>53504
It's the team bike, you can guess from the colours


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 20:31 [Preview] No.53506 del
>>53505
Lotto? jerseys change every season these days


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 20:33 [Preview] No.53507 del
>>53506
Hint:it's a French team


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 20:38 [Preview] No.53508 del
>>53506
its total
which is depressing


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 21:14 [Preview] No.53509 del
unlocked a new form of squeaking today on me ride
sweaty bibs on my joocy thighs scraping on the side of mine sqlab made a squeak every time for 90'
still short sleeves up top due to the 17-20° but a very gusty wind out there


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 22:31 [Preview] No.53510 del
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>>53491
>Check /cyc/
>Cheesy tootsies
I'll say on /bert/


Bert 11/12/2025 (Wed) 23:29 [Preview] No.53512 del
>>53510
don't post that bullshit here THEN


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 04:57 [Preview] No.53513 del
I like it


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 04:57 [Preview] No.53514 del


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 06:29 [Preview] No.53515 del
>>53514
Just buy it bro


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 06:37 [Preview] No.53516 del
>>53513
>>53514
To me that headtube junction coupled with the fatter downtube just looks a bit off for a steel bike, like it wants to be a carbon bike instead. But not bad indeed


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.53517 del
>>53516
I agree with the headtube. I'm just a huge sucker for double triangle frames


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.53518 del
>>53517
Yeah me too, although I also like some of the newer stuff.
Short morning r*n back from the local bike mechanic.


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.53519 del
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>van 't


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 09:29 [Preview] No.53520 del
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Hold on you're butts, the great Paco MANCEBO PEREZ is NOT retiring. Instead he is betraying Matrix Powertag after 7 years and moving to chinese galacticos of Pingtan International Tourism Island Cycling Team


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.53521 del
>Vacek hopes to do this alongside his teammate and leader Mads Pedersen, who was left out of the Tour de France this year. "I'll be Mads's main helper next season. So I'll mainly be completing the spring program with him, and then, of course, there's the Tour. If all goes according to plan, my dream of competing in the Tour could come true."

Hjaelper confirmed


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.53522 del
>>53513
>>53516
yeah I've said it before this looks like a carbon frame which makes it all pointless because I would say if you want a steel bike you want it to look like a steel bike, round thin tubes and all. If it looks like a carbon bike whats the point? You buy steel for the looks not for performance, its a strictly inferior material after all.
Paying 5.5k for a frame that looks like a basic bitch carbon frame I don't know, I really don't know (nobody will ever buy it)


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.53523 del
>>53522
Even the custom made Italian steel frames are cheaper than that, no one will ever buy those outside of a few cheick in the Abu Dhabi shop


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rusbert uploaded this with a unix time stamp, so bertaczek made this?


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.53526 del
>>53525
Reggie MILLER is such a 2out it is almost pottery. But at least he was not a weakmind.


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 12:49 [Preview] No.53527 del
steel is actually superior for its durability, longevity, and repairability
not that most in /paypig/ general care about such benefits


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 12:58 [Preview] No.53528 del
>>53527
But steel is paypig


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.53529 del
>>53527
>durability
you can have a minor chute or just have it fall over and the tubes dent like they are tin cans because the wall thickness is 0.5mm, I've seen that happen first hand IRL when a mate's bike had a slowmo fall after leaning against a wall, handlebars rammed into the top tube which resulted into a gigantic dent. Not to mention they crack easily too
>repairability
you can fully repair carbon, even fully snapped tubes. What do you do when a steel frame dents or cracks, cut it and weld another piece in there? Come on
>longevity
what does that even mean, people still ride carbon frames from the early 2000s and 2010s

not to mention steel frames are expensive as fuck while being unaerodynamic and heavy, if you buy steel you're peak paypig because you pay out the ass for an inferior fashion-only product just to look 'hip' and 'unracer'


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.53530 del
We all know aluminium is the superior material


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.53531 del
>>53528
only if you b*y it new
>>53529
I get it, you have to justify you're p*rchases somehow, but please at least attempt good faith discussions of the issue
>steel cracks more easily than crabbon and doesn't last as long
loving every lel


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.53532 del
What about the real fred material, titanium


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:14 [Preview] No.53533 del
>>53530
>>53532
one word
magnesium


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:15 [Preview] No.53534 del
>>53533
>drives through a puddle and explodes
KWAK


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:18 [Preview] No.53535 del
Renewable materials such as flax and bamboo are truly the frame choice of the future but ya'll ain't ready to have that conversation


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.53536 del
>>53535
I've seen full wood race bikes at some bike fair before
Those companies must be shells for money laundry


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Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:39 [Preview] No.53538 del
>>53537
>comes back to strava
>only posts runs and swims
nothing personel fuckkkkers


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:41 [Preview] No.53539 del
Israel premier tech will be under a Swiss license next year
From jews to mountain jews


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.53540 del


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:42 [Preview] No.53541 del
>>53537
>runs for the first time in years and instantly has a better 10k time than 99,99% of running freds who optimize everything and no norwegian quadruples
Heh, nothing personnel


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.53542 del
>>53541
You think he doesn't run train for cx?


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:44 [Preview] No.53543 del
>>53541
to be fair grug runs all the time every year
I think the only time he doesn't run is during spring race prep and maybe tdf prep but otherwise he does run


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 13:53 [Preview] No.53544 del
>>53541
He's a genetic god and runs frequently.


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 14:24 [Preview] No.53545 del
next grug will go on a hiking trip to Horní Slezsko and stomp all over the corpses up in the silesian alps while barely breaking a sweat


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>>53545
Horny Sletsko? That sounds perverse


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 14:48 [Preview] No.53547 del
>>53540
Cursed sponsor. Something bad will happen to Grug next year.


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.53548 del
>>53520
Based Paquito
Oscar Sevilla is during another turn with Medellin too


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:10 [Preview] No.53549 del
Penisrello to sponsor Q36.5


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:10 [Preview] No.53550 del
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>>53520
>Pingtan International Tourism Island Cycling Team


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.53551 del
>>53549
now you will never ever see a scott bike again, not irl and not in race


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:12 [Preview] No.53552 del
>>53551
and that's a good thing


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:16 [Preview] No.53553 del
>>53552
Why? They look good


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:40 [Preview] No.53554 del
>>53553
don't like 'em simple as
I look at the scott foil and see the same slop geometry that every big brand bike has and proprietary steerer and cockpit designs, I see no reason for their existence


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.53555 del
>>53554
the logo also is bad, not a good typeface for a bike


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:47 [Preview] No.53556 del
Also heard a rumor Quick Step will be riding on Merida's sooner than later
you heard it here first as a /bert/ exclusive


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.53557 del
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>>53555
True. I also really don't like the stem top cap, it looks off to me


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Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No.53559 del
>>53554
But that can be said for every bike brand?


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.53560 del
I make one posts about titanium bikes and suddenly this monstrosity shows up in my ads
I should get off the internet


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.53561 del
>>53560
can titanium bikes be as light as carbon? probably not, right?


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.53562 del
>>53560
kek what is that, crazy
can barely read the brand name so I can't look it up what are they doing


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 17:45 [Preview] No.53563 del
>>53561
Maybe for like quadruple the price
I tested one from Pilot once, I think it was a 12k bike fully built up somewhere around 8kg (don't really remember the exact weight).
Didn't like it that much, was kinda uncomfortable on the road hitting bumps


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.53564 del
>>53562
J.Laverack, I found it looking up Ti bikes


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.53565 del
>>53561
I highly doubt it but I don't have any numbers to back that up. But I would be surprised if they go below 1 kg frame weight


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 17:50 [Preview] No.53566 del
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this one has a 1.15kg frame but you couldn't convince me to ride on it


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.53567 del
>>53566
of all things to copy why that
>>53564
thanks


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.53568 del
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>>53566
This one is for me boss.


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:02 [Preview] No.53569 del
Someone at my work has this or at least I think its this one, falkenjagd aristos


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:07 [Preview] No.53570 del
>>53569
>230 watts FTP with a 12k bike
many such cases


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>>53570
according to strava he rode 530 km this year


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.53572 del
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I bought a strawberry bavarois schnitte and I am going to eat the SHIT out of that shit


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:14 [Preview] No.53573 del
>>53571
Maybe he's afraid to overwork his frame?


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.53574 del
>tfw not 12kW FTP with 250$ bike
maybe someday I'll get there


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:17 [Preview] No.53575 del
>>53573
wouldn't want to get the shiny bike dirty eh


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.53576 del
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>>53572
It is something like this. I am going to eat it but not all at the same time


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:19 [Preview] No.53577 del
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>>53576
enjoy


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:20 [Preview] No.53578 del
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>>53577
Thank (you)


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:22 [Preview] No.53579 del
>>53571
there's a bert in this general who's ridden less than that


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:25 [Preview] No.53580 del
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>>53578
I'm snacking on mandarins and lebkuchen


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:26 [Preview] No.53581 del
>>53580
You cannot eat the Chinese you silly Bert


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:29 [Preview] No.53582 del
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Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 18:29 [Preview] No.53583 del
>>53579
surely not


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 19:34 [Preview] No.53584 del
>>53583
I don't even know if autismbert can ride a bike to be fair


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.53585 del
>>53584
>tfw on a gravel ride down the ole rail trail and you forget a headlamp so you pinchaso and you're bike gets stuck in a tunnel


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.53586 del
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tour of you will never live in the alps


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.53587 del
Did a little raping. I'm getting that dad strength


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.53589 del
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>>53584
Why don't you pay attention, I have posted pictures of sheep and bikepaths before


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 20:54 [Preview] No.53590 del
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Looks like I missed the world cheese awards today that took place in Suisse. And of course a Swiss cheese won.


Bert 11/13/2025 (Thu) 21:12 [Preview] No.53591 del
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>>53589
I have no memory of this. We need details of big rides, big watts, big vert, big schnitzels, and big bunda from the last six months


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 00:18 [Preview] No.53594 del
>>53591
No you will NOT triangulate my position


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 01:06 [Preview] No.53595 del
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Maybe I already have

What do you say about that


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 02:50 [Preview] No.53596 del
>matje back on the raper
baste


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.53597 del
>>53596
Dude is leaving in Spain, the only reason you see Pic of him on the raper is because zwift is giving one million per year


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.53598 del
>>53597
Sometimes you just want to watch some tv series or movies bert, even when living in Spain
Speaking of raping, dios mio I don't think I've ever hit that high cadence before. I think I'll become a trackie some day


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.53599 del
>>53598
Are you comfortable doing that on your raper?
I always fear ending up like one of those reddit pics with the broken frames


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.53600 del
>>53599
Yeah I am pretty comfortable doing those seated high cadence efforts. I guess I am more afraid of doing actual standing sprints with really aggressive power production.
Speaking of sprinting, I think this winter I will stick mostly to practicing seated sprinting. I figure if my standing sprint just flat out sucks (1200-1300W peak) and I am not aero at all out of the saddle, then my comparatively okay seated sprint (1100-1200 max) would probably be faster in races. Let's see how it goes, I'm planning on doing some tomorrow.


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.53601 del
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Drinking alcohol after the ripe age of 30 is such a bad idea


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 10:42 [Preview] No.53603 del
>>53601
Anything is a bad idea at the age of 30. Once you hit that 3, it's all downhill.
I tried to pull an all nighter at my 30th and had to recover for days like a bad hangover, and I didn't even drink.


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.53604 del
>Panzerwagen
https://youtube.com/watch?v=M6e4sJkhOxY [Embed]


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 11:53 [Preview] No.53605 del
>>53601
I thought Urquell was like water for you or did winebert inspire you to feast on Bohemian wine?


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 11:59 [Preview] No.53606 del
>>53602
haha you're polish now access to the sea granted ahoj


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.53607 del
>>53605
Pilsner was okay, it was rum that was my enemy


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 12:59 [Preview] No.53608 del
Pinchazo weather on sunday


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.53609 del
>>53606
>haha you're polish now
There are some fates not even deserved for the most evil villains


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.53610 del
had several to many pivers meself last night
all my gainz gone like tears in rain


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 14:23 [Preview] No.53611 del
>>53608
I'm getting the eastern Europe treatment this week and I don't like it.


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 14:59 [Preview] No.53612 del
>>53611
Bertrand is living in Provence, the only reason I see pics of him on the viner is because 9° and rain comes by once in a year


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.53613 del
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Shan't be falling for these foul ruses and vicious baits.

But I have progressed a lot in Philly cheesesteak. Can't melt the cheese on the top of the filling while still in the pan, it just dilutes, preloading the bun with provolone and loading up on the meat and extras is the way to go, maybe then let it sit for a second.
Not doing it canonically by picking up the whole package from the skillet with an open bun, like a pacman, this method sucks anyways.
Salting it up and adding some champignons did the taste improvement trick very well.
The only thing to completely redo is the bun, half of a shitty baguette makes this experience too big of a mess. Thinking about loading up a pita bread with the filling, probably will make the pita meself.


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.53614 del
>>53590
4 swiss cheeses in the top 5, I call bull


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.53615 del
>>53607
Beer before liquor, never been sicker


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.53616 del
>>53604
>ynr Tony Martin finishing 2nd on Mont Ventoux in the 2009 Tour and people hyping him up as a potential GC rider
That was a weird time


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 15:36 [Preview] No.53617 del
>>53616
ynr tony martin winning PN


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 15:54 [Preview] No.53618 del
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>>53617
Paris-Nice had a couple of grim editions that decade. "Bananito" Betancur won in 2014 with the great Arthur Vichot in 3rd spot and fucking José Joaquín Rojas finishing 4th. I remember that route being incredibly shite too


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.53619 del
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>>53618
surprising mix of legends and jobbers
needs a good winner next year


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.53620 del
>>53619
yes, the mjorgz hat trick will do nicely


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.53621 del
I learned something new


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.53622 del
Anyway, after my latest field puncture, the rear tire (not wheel, tire) wasn't exactly round. I deflated and pumped it again at home and now it's perfect. I wonder how that happened in the first place.
Since it was off-center at the valve, I suspect I pushed the valve out when i was putting the pump on? Perhaps that's what the screw is for


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.53623 del
>>53621
does it have to do with the vaxx applications ?


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.53624 del
>>53622
the beads weren't fully in?


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.53625 del
>>53624
>the beads weren't fully in?


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.53626 del
>>53622
every tire is un-round when not inflated 2bqh


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.53627 del
>>53626
every tyre is deformed when I put massive bulk down om it and score big watts


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.53628 del
>>53626
no it was fully inflated
>>53624
i think it was ok


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.53629 del
>>53628
it must have been the beads though, sometimes it won't snap into place the first time


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.53630 del
Brtek ahh post be like
>no my tire just has rubber I didn't buy any extra bead attachments


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.53631 del
>>53629
good to know, first time it happened to me I guess


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 16:45 [Preview] No.53632 del
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>>53628
gotta wait for the pop sound
it happens, a lot
I road around once with it not fully in and it felt like I was on cobbles


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.53633 del
Sumo starts in 30 mins, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.53634 del
>>53632
Sometimes the pop just doesn't come though


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.53635 del
>>53634
can also just check the walls of your tire, you'll see it dip


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.53636 del
I'm assembling a squad


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 17:43 [Preview] No.53637 del
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Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 17:53 [Preview] No.53638 del
perhaps I'll try find a flat 10km to perform a TT this offseason


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 17:54 [Preview] No.53639 del
>>53636
No PIDCVCK? His 10km PR is 26 or something


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 17:55 [Preview] No.53640 del
>>53639
pidcock is the marathon record holder he's too good


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.53641 del
>In an Instagram post, Pidcock said: "This morning I went out to try and break the 15 minute 5k, I did a 13-25. Apparently this is very quick.

>"Think I'm going to try again in a few days to try and validate this. Maybe running is the sport for me."

kek I forgot how hard this delusion saga went


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 18:59 [Preview] No.53642 del
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Best 0 to 5° winter gloves for under 50€? Bonus points if waterproof.


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.53643 del
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I use that one
not water/windproof but fink they were $12 and they just werks


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.53644 del
>>53641
Kek, this tells you everything you need to know about this guy


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 19:28 [Preview] No.53645 del
scoring some eggs outside again tomorrow in short bibs


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 19:56 [Preview] No.53646 del
>>53645
short sleeves too I hope


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.53647 del
>>53645
haven't worn short sleeves in months


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.53648 del
>>53647
Haven't worn the legs warmers outside of the 6am morning commutes


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 20:06 [Preview] No.53649 del
>>53646
of coursh
in fact I don't even own a jersey with full sleeves


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.53650 del
that one could be kind of nice
in conditions where a regular jersey won't suffice it's probably best to use a jacket or just stay on the raper Though


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.53651 del
>>53650
nice camo to spot the femmes


Bert 11/14/2025 (Fri) 21:05 [Preview] No.53652 del
>>53651
>femmes
>riding on the roads in winter
not around here at least


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.53653 del
how many omloops until the great flanders fields sprint race?


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 07:15 [Preview] No.53654 del
Era of froomedawg is officially over


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 07:46 [Preview] No.53655 del
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not thanked, derek gee and jakob fuglslang
2 not so good goys


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 08:22 [Preview] No.53656 del
>The UCI has introduced new measures to combat cheating and dangerous health risks at the eSports World Championship.

>With the new protocol, the UCI hopes to counter suspicions of unhealthy practices. At last year's World Championships, suspicions arose that participants were deliberately dehydrating themselves in saunas and using diuretics, all to reduce their weight before the weigh-in and then start the race with an advantage.

>To combat this new form of cheating, the UCI is taking a radically different approach this year. All participants must report four hours before the start of their race to provide a urine sample. This sample will be analyzed on-site with a refractometer, a device that determines whether riders are sufficiently hydrated.

top kek I remember rosenbert talking about doing this


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.53657 del
>>53655
I too hope to see Froomedawg in the peloton next year


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 10:00 [Preview] No.53658 del
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>JILEK humbled by sulphurous squeaker


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 10:16 [Preview] No.53659 del
>>53655
what are they going to do with all the money they save from not having to pay from kris frum anymore?


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.53660 del
>>53659
pay girmay


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.53661 del
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dumb and dumber 3 looking good


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.53662 del
>>53661
hell yeah


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.53663 del
>>53658
Wtf this is just some jobber. DOPAGE


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 11:26 [Preview] No.53664 del
This guy has never gotten better than 4th place and then suddenly breaks the WR from VAN DER POEL. This is NOT NORMAL


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.53665 del
These speed skating stats sites SUCK compared to our gracious subscription shilling PCS or FC.


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 12:06 [Preview] No.53666 del


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 12:15 [Preview] No.53667 del
>most Canadian runner


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 12:26 [Preview] No.53668 del
>>53667
he doesn't even have tilaka Thoug


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 12:27 [Preview] No.53669 del
>>53664
Nothing wrong with improving at 22


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 12:30 [Preview] No.53670 del
>>53669
what about at 32 my bert? asking for a friend


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.53671 del
>>53669
He is 29 Bert


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 12:32 [Preview] No.53672 del
KWAB


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.53673 del
>>53670
32 is still young


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 13:25 [Preview] No.53674 del
>>53673
heh...my friend will be happy hear that.....he has a little more time...


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 14:15 [Preview] No.53675 del
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just what the doctor ordered


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.53676 del
>>53675
gwaan bert you dawg


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.53677 del
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top keks in triathlon land

>But then Hayden Wilde made a mistake. After eight laps, he rode straight through the transition zone and cycled a ninth lap, with Mathis Margirier and Marten Van Riel following in his wake.

>During the run, Morgan Pearson closed in on Sam Dickinson and Mika Noodt, and in the final stages, the American took the lead. But while the camera followed leader Pearson, we saw a surprised Mika Noodt cross the finish line first. Vincent Luis followed in second, also surprised that there weren't more people inside. Pearson seemed to have run one lap too many.


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.53678 del
Nys really needs to give up on cross


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.53679 del
>nys is a sandlet


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 15:05 [Preview] No.53680 del
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>>53666
Anyway, the 6 minute barrier is getting VERY close. Something once unthinkable. I think the 7 minute barrier was broken by a BIG dopeur, Johann Olav KOSS. If you want to see big dopage in a sport, this is it. The same type or sport as cycling but with minimum doping controls


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.53681 del
>>53679
this is known


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.53682 del
>>53680
Oh it wasn't, apparently they already went under 7 minutes in the '70s. Another Norwegian dopeur, STENSHJEMMET


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>>53680
>KOSS
almost based


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.53684 del
>>53683
Sasha KESS is indeed a BIG talent


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.53685 del
>>53682
Why can't the norwegians stop doping? Is it in their blood?


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>>53685
Yes. It is indeed in their blood. Literally


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.53687 del
>>53686
But is it the case of egg being first or the chicken being first


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.53688 del
>>53687
Well they inject it in their blood, I don't think it is there at birth


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>>53666
Been at this site, it still sucks comparing to the imperfect PCS.
Btw this is true, this is how you look as an Polak at 26 years old.


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.53690 del
>>53689
Damian is such a rare name but every one I ever met were complete buffoons


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 15:38 [Preview] No.53691 del
>>53690
They're rather common but not THAT common, and name phenotype is real, they tend to be little sneaky rats.
Krzysztofs tend to be uppity losers prone with a short fuse.
My name guys are always weirdos, all my name guys but me, I am not a weirdo haha!


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.53692 del
>>53691
Paweł?


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 15:48 [Preview] No.53693 del
>>53692
Wpierdol


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.53694 del
Now that's a proper rapist


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.53696 del
>>53694
>avg 171bpm
proper zone tree HR that is
Dopagačar bros should be VERY afraid of this 482W FTP


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:08 [Preview] No.53697 del
oh yeah wc rape is on
https://youtube.com/watch?v=y4cUZ80P2bY [Embed]


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.53698 del
>>53695
based
is it the laser death machine knockout event rn?


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.53699 del
>>53698
I think so
>the mountain's verdict
sounds like it


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.53700 del
>>53698
yes, the gradient keeps increasing till you die


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:10 [Preview] No.53701 del
>rpm 63-67
reminder that sitting down while raping is literally costing you 50 watts


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.53702 del
Wait what's this meta? All of them are out of saddle?


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.53703 del
>>53694
also almost fully standing effort I reckon
NEVER sit down


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.53704 del
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>>53701
the virgin low rpm
the chad bertacek


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.53705 del
Comical


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:12 [Preview] No.53706 del
>>53702
yes I reported on this a while ago after I got this tip from a mate, its a lot easier to push z3/4 watts while standing on the raper


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.53707 del
>>53704
>98 rpm
NGMI


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.53708 del
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>what are you doing this saturday bert?
>you know I'm just staying in...


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:14 [Preview] No.53709 del
this pucker guy is almost 90 kg I wonder how long he'll last


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.53710 del
>>53706
Interesting, will try out next time. I suppose since the bike is not moving you recruit more muscle like that


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.53711 del
Peter drinkalge destroying those frauds


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:16 [Preview] No.53712 del
OSBORNE goes solo


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.53713 del
>norwegian pedersen
dios mio


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.53714 del
>160 Z7
As it should be


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.53715 del
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>baldie struggling and dropped
>hairgod feasting and winning


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.53716 del
ZAP


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.53717 del
kasper borremans bros... we were a big talent


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.53718 del
>502 w
>5.6 w/kg
flatter stages are coming I guess


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.53719 del
osgod


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.53720 del
holy shit that burger dudes avatar going ham as the drone closes in was great kek


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.53721 del
good lord that polish guy has stick arms


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.53722 del
>>53721
speaking of sticks I don't see the chinaman from last time


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:24 [Preview] No.53723 del
>>53722
and where are the banzai japs


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.53724 del
it's insane how good to go my front breaks are


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.53725 del
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>>53724
what are they breaking


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.53726 del
>>53725
probably the roters, and then my spine
if I don't post again in tree hours or so then it's most likely that I chute mortaled on a descent


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.53727 del
>The Portuguese cycling organization Podium Events and the Portuguese National Cycling Federation (FPC) are at odds. Podium Events accuses the FPC of a "lack of decency and loyalty" after prematurely terminating the concession contract for the Tour of Portugal. The contract, which had been in effect since 2017, was supposed to run for another year.

>>Podium Events writes in a statement that the FPC's decision is based on alleged breach of contract and unpaid payments, but that the consequences of the coronavirus pandemic and the doping cases that have plagued the Tour must be taken into account. The organization also states that it insisted on consultations regarding outstanding financial obligations and that the federation refused to engage in constructive discussions.

>The company also disputes the debt claimed by the federation and announces legal action to protect its interests. At the same time, Podium Events emphasizes that it has carried additional financial burdens for years on top of its contractual obligations.

>The FPC has announced that the contract termination also applies to the Volta ao Alentejo and the Volta a Portugal do Futuro. According to the federation, the measure is necessary to protect the public interest and the future of the Tour of Portugal. Furthermore, Podium Events allegedly refused to cooperate with the new organizational model the federation wants to implement.

>The two parties are currently locked in a legal and financial dispute, creating uncertainty about the upcoming editions of the Tour of Portugal. It remains unclear how the race will be prepared in practice in the future and which party will ultimately be responsible.

volta bros it's not looking good


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:44 [Preview] No.53728 del
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bonked


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:52 [Preview] No.53729 del
does osborne get a jersey?


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.53730 del
>>53729
he gets a jersey with a zwift logo on it?


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.53731 del


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.53732 del
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>>53726
I will be praying for your safe return


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:00 [Preview] No.53733 del
>>53729
think so yeah and he can wear it on every r*pe race kek


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.53734 del
>>53729
Nah, he got a coffin tho.


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:09 [Preview] No.53735 del
osborne is the pogacar of viners
they don't even try to beat him


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:20 [Preview] No.53736 del
>>53735
everyone else is in z6/7 and he barely even leaves 4/5
its over for them


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.53737 del
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heil


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.53738 del
holy shit there was a random italian in there, never saw hm


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.53739 del
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Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.53740 del
>they actually asked him about his hair


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:42 [Preview] No.53741 del
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please watch tour de femmes mywhoosh avec zwift


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:53 [Preview] No.53743 del
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pain and suffering


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.53744 del
What's the more based cycling discipline, penny farthing or Japanese veloplane?


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:54 [Preview] No.53745 del
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They say 2nd day after hangover is the worst
Let's ride thru it with some BIG rape then to prove them wrong


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.53746 del
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>>53743
the pain of rape


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:56 [Preview] No.53747 del
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top kek


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 17:58 [Preview] No.53748 del
>>53744
elaborate on both


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.53749 del
>>53748
what is there to explain


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 18:38 [Preview] No.53750 del
Damn I forgot the WC rape entirely. Why did my boy Kasper lose.


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 19:42 [Preview] No.53751 del
>>53745
Well that was a fucking demented idea
Instead of doing Z2 like I originaly wanted to relax, I chose violence
Well, at least I didn't give up


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.53752 del
>>53732
basierend


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 20:11 [Preview] No.53753 del
>>53726
well my d*scs didn't kill me (this time)
however I've had ENOUGH of the squeak brutale coming from there to the point that it may be time to take some drastic action such as throwing the whole bike in a dumbster
>>53751
nice alpe dear Brtek that should make for a fine batch of eggs


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 20:34 [Preview] No.53754 del
So there's Schnee, snow, śnieg in all it's forms.
There is neige, neve and ofkors Mikel NIEVE.
But do you know what the Hungarians call it.
Ho.
A fucking ho.


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 20:46 [Preview] No.53755 del
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>>53754
hmmm what are those hungarians playing at


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 20:47 [Preview] No.53756 del
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>>53755
>Hungarian word “hó” has at least two possible etymological roots. The first one is from Proto-Uralic *kume ( meaning “thin snow”). And the second one is from Proto-Uralic *kuŋe. That resembles the modern-day Hungarian word “hold” (meaning “moon”). Since the Moon is silver/white, it can add to the perception of the snow. It also relates to the Estonian and Finnish word “kuu“ which means “snow”, but it was also the name of the mythical Finnish goddess of Moon.
I'm sorry, "ho" is nothing like "kume" or "kune"


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 21:09 [Preview] No.53757 del
>>53756
'h' and 'k' are sounds made in the throat. There is an interim sound which Slavs use and write it with the letter 'X' in Cyrillic (and either transcribed as: 'h', 'k', or 'kh').
As languages change sounds can go back and fourth switch between those that are made similarly. At least in "Euro-Asiatic" languages. 'b' and 'v' are other example, or 'b' and 'p'.
The distance between Hungarian of today and the hypothetical proto-uralic is about 3000 years. And even the first written account of the word 'hó' has about 2500 years to that.


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 21:33 [Preview] No.53758 del
>>53755
basques being special snowflakes again


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.53759 del
brewing a cheeky oatmeal stout


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 22:12 [Preview] No.53760 del
>>53759
drinking bourgogne blanc


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 23:44 [Preview] No.53761 del
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>>53757
Correct, but /k/ and /x/ are NOT made in the throat, they are velar sounds. /h/ is indeed uvular.


Bert 11/15/2025 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.53762 del
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No wait, I mean pharyngeal. Our Dutch G is uvular of course


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 01:02 [Preview] No.53763 del
Why is it raining again, tomorrow (today) was supposed to be a big pinchazo day


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 01:03 [Preview] No.53764 del
>>53763
Kek wadda Bertaczech


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 01:04 [Preview] No.53765 del
BTW it is NOT raining, it's 17C with a light breeze under the cloud cover


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 01:30 [Preview] No.53766 del
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>>53765
what do you mean, it's pouring rain with thunder and lightning right now


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 02:24 [Preview] No.53767 del
why can I see some early leonids already THEN ?


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 06:43 [Preview] No.53768 del
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Z2 on the menu today


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.53769 del
I haven't opened PCS in a week. do we really have to wait until xmas for grug and the rest of the tree to show up at CX races.


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 08:22 [Preview] No.53770 del
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could you beat Remco at bowling?


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 09:03 [Preview] No.53771 del
I got 145 last week, so yes


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 09:04 [Preview] No.53772 del
>>53768
spice up you life, do Z3 intervals with some Z1 recovery periods


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 09:42 [Preview] No.53773 del
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>>53768
and done, watched the new frankenstein
kinda boring but nice practical effects


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.53774 del
>>53772
doing z1 on an indoor trainer feels horrendous


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 09:53 [Preview] No.53775 del
>>53774
that's what the Z3 is for


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.53776 del
Expecting some big hommage for this special day


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 12:11 [Preview] No.53777 del


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 12:30 [Preview] No.53778 del
Massive effort from Salt Bae today


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 13:20 [Preview] No.53779 del
>they don't chase each other in the dutch national team
..?


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.53780 del
She's actually running for the line!


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.53781 del
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>>53778
>TechnoGym


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 13:50 [Preview] No.53782 del
>>53777
he's old already, wasting his prime at the tour of philippines and the likes


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 13:54 [Preview] No.53783 del
>>53776
it's up to you to do the needful


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 13:55 [Preview] No.53784 del
>>53782
I thought he had a good season. Taking away one day races (in which he is pure hjalper and blows chunks due to being a positionlet), he raced Romandie, Giro, and Vuelta as his major races. Romandie he had stage win, green jersey, and 3rd in GC. Giro was pure hjalper, then won three stages at Vuelta and mountains jersey.

By the way, he also missed most of last year with a fractured spine. Luv Jay Vine, dude is tough as nails.


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.53785 del
>>53784
9th in lombardia is also a really good result for being hjaelper to 2 riders


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 14:14 [Preview] No.53786 del
>>53785
if you think that's good I know just the runner for you


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 14:43 [Preview] No.53787 del
Nys really just is a masssive sandlet it seems


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.53788 del
wish Mason won


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.53789 del
>5 degree, grey and dark at 4
God damnit


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.53790 del
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>>53789
only one thing to do


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 15:57 [Preview] No.53791 del
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>>53789
Yes, and I am cold and lazy, desperately persuading meself to do something


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 15:59 [Preview] No.53792 del
>>53791
Managed to move out but way too late to do anything more than 1h30


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 16:46 [Preview] No.53793 del
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have we gone too far?


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.53794 del
>>53793
looks like the zwift tron bike lmao (I'd ride it)


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 16:52 [Preview] No.53795 del
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>>53793
yes I don't even get how the middle bottles don't collide with their torso but it went too far when deep wheels and gravel tires were combined the rest is not even necessary


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.53796 del
>>53795
you deepthroat the bottles I think


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 16:59 [Preview] No.53797 del
>>53793
the real issue is that there are so few tightpack gravel/dirt roads where this bike would actually be useful; like, maybe in a post-apocalyptic landscape where tarmac is falling apart


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.53798 del
Sumo in 30 mins, Bert!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.53799 del
>>53793
>gravel triathlon setup
Wayyy too far


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 17:06 [Preview] No.53800 del
I just love posting and reading about weird bikes
have another one I came about today


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 17:10 [Preview] No.53801 del
>>53800
This is just a windspace bike with a cinelli sticker on it


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 17:15 [Preview] No.53802 del
>>53800
seemed average until I noticed the hole in the seatstays, the weird seatpost clamp and the eggbeaters


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 17:17 [Preview] No.53803 del
>>53800
What makes a bike weird?


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.53804 del
>>53803
weird geometry, ugly aero triathlon shit tacked on
the unknown reason why the seattube on this one isn't a critical failure point


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.53806 del
>>53805
this radiates that life is good


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.53807 del
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In other news it happened, my first crash on a road bike. I was riding a not steep descent and suddenly had a motorcycle come up on my side of the road in a corner, on the very inside. I was already heading for the apex so to dodge I had to go off road (loose gravel) and when I jumped back onto the road like half a second later I slid out or something and the fucker of course did not stop and was gone. Road rash on my right arm, leg, hip and shoulder but nothing serious and the bike only has some cosmetic damage to the right shifter, bar tape and rd and a slightly bent hanger.
Still had 40k to go, really hard to pedal any decent power in that state 2bqh. Also where's my sauce with the egg count I ain't calculating that shit on my own


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.53808 del
>>53807
Shit.


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 17:47 [Preview] No.53809 del
>>53807
F, fuck that motorcycle


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 17:50 [Preview] No.53810 del
>>53807
fuck, glad you're not too badly off


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.53811 del
>>53807
gib deinem schutzengel eine chance


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 18:14 [Preview] No.53812 del
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>>53807
It VILL happen to everyone who pedals enough. Tis but a scratch, which is very good news.

In other """sports""" news, the handegg Bengals have the worst defense I have seen outside of European handegg. My Wrocław Panthers could put together a drive against them.


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 18:49 [Preview] No.53813 del
I wonder how he'll get out of showing up for this one


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 18:52 [Preview] No.53814 del


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 18:55 [Preview] No.53815 del
>>53813
bonking on the way to the Prager Schloss/hrad rampa


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.53816 del
>>53813
>He also said that the French were interested in the details. They asked about the quality of the roads, etc.
It's over before it even began


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 19:18 [Preview] No.53817 del
>>53816
hey there's a non zero chance your government improves the roads to get that grand depart


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.53818 del
>>53816
don't they love cobble stages, embrace the potholes
it's not a bug, it's a feature


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.53819 del
>>53816
Just do 1 ITT and 2 circuits. Italians have some good road paving companies, just hire them.


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.53820 del
>>53816
There are races in Belgium, Bert. The roads can never be as bad as that


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.53821 del
anyway your opponent is ljubljana so I doubt you can win if pogi endorses


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 19:21 [Preview] No.53822 del
I should do a Bertollo a make my 3 own stages (with potholes, I mean cobbles, as feature)


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.53823 del
>As for the exact route of the stages, it is still classified – but it is being considered that the famous cycling race would start in Prague.

>The chairman of the National Sports Agency, Ondřej Šebek, said that if the Grand Department is in Prague, he definitely wants to show the most attractive monuments. At the same time, he specified that it would not only be done in Prague, but also in the desolate regions.

>He also said that the French were interested in the details. They asked about the quality of the roads, accommodation in the Czech Republic, how it would be with the arrivals and departures of cyclists. Šebek considered these questions a testament to be of real interest.

>When I asked him after the presentation of the candidacy, how much does he evaluate the Czech Republic’s chances that he could actually become an organizer, he replied that he now sees the chances at about 50 percent. Either they will win, or they won't.

>The final decision will not be made until 2027. There are other competitors. For example, Slovenia, reigning champion Tadej Pogačar is from this country. Norway, Germany, and the Netherlands.

>The French had more or less just words of praise after dealing with the Czech delegation. They talked about the fact that Prague is a beautiful city and the Czech Republic can organize big sporting events. The delegation also included Roman Kreuziger, who participated in the Old Ladies in the past.

>Tour de France director Christian Prudhomme also spoke about the fact that the spectator's backdrop is important for the race. For this reason, he mentioned the Peace Race or L'Etape, which also leads the Czech Republic.

>For the French, the variety of routes is also important and what the routes would look like from a helicopter. This is an integral part of the Tour de France, in France the view is needed for locks. All of this is important to the French.

<How much does it cost to host the Grand Depart, as the opening start of the entire Tour de France race is called?
>Those amounts are within millions of euros. Slovenian Minister of Sport and Tourism Matjaž Han mentioned the amount of fifteen million euros, which is in the amount of 360 million crowns.

>Last year the Tour de France started from Florence, Italy, where there was speculation about the amount of lower, roughly six and a half million euros. But it's an investment. The country is thus promoted, the footage goes all over the world, fans and support teams come to the place. It counts with all of this.


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 19:26 [Preview] No.53824 del
>>53823
>in the desolate regions
brnobros mentioned


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 19:44 [Preview] No.53825 del
>>53824
but Brünn is really beautiful, you are mistaking it with something like Ostrava.


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 19:49 [Preview] No.53826 del
25 posts until the new thread, so I assume in 2-3 days


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:03 [Preview] No.53827 del
make a thread soon so I don't have to do it on my phone tomorrow because no bert showed up at the office


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:05 [Preview] No.53828 del
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>>53826
We can always discuss what technical issues plagues you're bike if you want to accelerate


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>>53827
Surely you're cuntry is observing the 17th November as national holiday


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.53830 del
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>>53828
I have a good one for berts, pic related is the nut that holds my derailleur hanger to my frame.
Some stupid lapierre proprietary crap instead of just a normal bolt like a sane company would do.
Anyway the tool is sold on one (!) website I could find and cost like 40+ euros and it's just some plastic piece.
Just resorted to jamming in some allen keys and putting my weight on it to tighten it.

I hate bike manufacturers.


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:18 [Preview] No.53831 del
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>>53830
Surely you tightened it exactly to the prescribed 10 Newton-meters? Do you have ANY idea how DANGEROUS it is if the torque is even slightly off???


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:25 [Preview] No.53832 del
>>53831
I can feel the 10N in my fingers


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.53833 del
>>53807
Hookless status?


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.53834 del
>>53830
gross!


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:29 [Preview] No.53835 del
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>>53830
Also you don't want to know how long it took to find all this out, it's not on their website at all.
I found some random reddit post with 3 responses (2 wrong ones) that informed me of the existence of the tool


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:34 [Preview] No.53836 del
>>53828
my press fit shimano BB squeaks. it didn't bother me enough to change it until next year.


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:35 [Preview] No.53837 del
>>53833
hookless-less
not that it matters after all I didn't flat


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.53838 del
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Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:42 [Preview] No.53840 del
I see that new thread


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:43 [Preview] No.53841 del
ide schelling retiring with 27 from pro cycling. with astana pulling pas normal performances this season, he remained normal.


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.53842 del
>>53793
I would.
The only (mostly) black Bike I'd ride.


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.53843 del
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>>53841
last time he was seen alive
also he didn't really dare to say it but he clearly hints at the peleton being full of dopage with the speed they are increasing their watts


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:45 [Preview] No.53844 del
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>>53843
Has he considered just pedaling harder?


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.53845 del
>>53844
clearly not since he's retiring


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.53846 del
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>>53842
I have never heard of reap before but it seems to be a real brand and not just some open mold repackagers because I've never seen this design before, curious


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 21:06 [Preview] No.53847 del
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remember lazkano
I remember


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.53848 del
>>53847
pure dopage running through his veins here
glorious


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 21:15 [Preview] No.53849 del
>>53848
MANY such cases


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 21:18 [Preview] No.53850 del


Bert 11/16/2025 (Sun) 22:36 [Preview] No.53861 del
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>>53800
hmm
I like the clear coat carbon on the top.



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