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Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.53851 del

First for unethical practices

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 21:29 [Preview] No.53852 del

>>53851
How is he not in prison?

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.53853 del

What if the Grand Depart Praga 2029 runs over the infamous Balkon Bertacek?

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 21:40 [Preview] No.53854 del

>>53853
all your KOMs will be stolen

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 21:43 [Preview] No.53855 del

>>53853
leaderboard will be FUCKED for years

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 21:59 [Preview] No.53856 del

>>53854
>>53855
There is a solution

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.53857 del

>>53856
deploy the suicide protestors

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 22:10 [Preview] No.53858 del

Except Czech'em is probably the only country in Europe where palestinian protestors would get beaten by the onlookers. For some reason the czechs are more pro israel than israel.

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.53859 del

Sorry Burgerstan, Asia and Polan. Dutch females TOO STRONG

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 22:24 [Preview] No.53860 del

The world record was 12 years old. FemkeGOD

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 22:40 [Preview] No.53862 del

>>53859
Btw, what happened to Slutta?
I know, this is just bait

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 22:45 [Preview] No.53863 del

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 23:13 [Preview] No.53864 del

>>53862
Too busy with instagram and being a whore or something

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.53865 del

>>53859
Short track is meme

Bert

11/16/2025 (Sun) 23:19 [Preview] No.53866 del

I mean short long distance or whatever is that called

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 02:38 [Preview] No.53867 del

>Banned from /tv/ again

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 05:37 [Preview] No.53868 del

>>53862
How low IQ do you need to be to be married to jake paul?

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 07:21 [Preview] No.53869 del

>>53868
All those relationships are fake anyway

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 07:35 [Preview] No.53870 del

>>53859
>ah cock!
Isn't that Salt Lake City rink known for being WR-friendly due to altitude?

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.53871 del

lmao

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 08:23 [Preview] No.53872 del

>>53871
Took them 2 days to steal this HLN article, they're slacking

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.53873 del

We are reaching cadences that shouldn't even be possible

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 09:37 [Preview] No.53874 del

>>53873
I read the hr as cadence at first glance and I was like what the fuck

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 09:44 [Preview] No.53875 del

first snow and sub 0 temperatures this week get hype

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 09:55 [Preview] No.53876 del

>>53874
I will try to reach my max HR (194) in cadence the next time
>>53875
We had about 3cm of snowfall this weekend and now have minus degrees all week with some more snowfall coming in on Wednesday. It's very nice for the mental state to finally have some light.

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.53877 del

>>53875
Hate snow (on the roads)

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.53878 del

Happy Freedom and Democracy day

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.53879 del

>>53878
>revolution caused by Martin Schmidt death hoax
wut

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 10:44 [Preview] No.53880 del

>>53879
it was just banter

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 11:28 [Preview] No.53881 del

>>53876
>>53877
yea I myself am not the biggest fan of winter either

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 13:10 [Preview] No.53882 del

>>53870
Yeah I think they have every world record, maybe Calgary has one or two

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 13:17 [Preview] No.53883 del

>>53875
Damnit I volunteered for snow shifts, because you get a BIG bonus for that. I was hoping I would never get called and get the money for free

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:03 [Preview] No.53884 del

>>53883
Rip passengers

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:08 [Preview] No.53885 del

What are snow shifts? Thanks for asking. During the night when we don't ride, if it is very cold the electrical wires could get frozen. So they will send some træens to ride around and keep everything working. Since I always work late anyway I was like sure what the hell. Driving around with no passengers is always nice. You also get double money for the hours you work then, plus at the end of winter the aforementioned bonus.

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:10 [Preview] No.53886 del

>>53885
Or you could just have traens with equiped sand dispersers like in any civilized country. We have discussed this before.

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:13 [Preview] No.53887 del

>>53886
How does a træen throw sand on an overhead wire. Or how does it even run when the wires are frozen. Sand dispersers, which we DO have, are meant for slippery tracks but nobody cares about that

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:17 [Preview] No.53888 del

>>53887
Why would the wires get frozen, don't you run electricity thru them?

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.53889 del

>>53888
I don't know, they just do. Maybe if snow falls on it or something. I am not an electrician, I don't care just pay me money to drive

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:23 [Preview] No.53890 del

>Short answer: Yes — overhead (catenary/contact) wires can ice up in sub‑zero conditions, and that ice can disrupt current collection.

<Why it happens (concise)

>Moisture (fog, freezing rain, wet snow, hoar frost) deposits on the wire and freezes, forming an insulating layer.
>Ice on the contact wire prevents consistent physical contact between the pantograph carbon strip and the live conductor, causing loss of electrical contact and arcing.
>Accumulated ice can also form lumps that damage the pantograph or the wire geometry.

<Operational effects

>Intermittent or lost power to trains, arcing, blown fuses/trips, higher wear on pantograph carbon strips, and sometimes stranded or reduced‑speed services.
>In severe cases equipment trips or insulation damage can occur.

<Typical mitigations

>Running “icebreaker” or empty “ghost” trains with poorly paid train conductors to mechanically clear ice.
>Special ice‑scraping or vibrating pantograph attachments.
>Chemical anti‑icing/de‑icing sprays applied to the wire.
>Local heating (rarely used due to cost) or targeted heating at critical components.
>Operational measures: reduced speeds, planned service changes, extra inspections during cold snaps.

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.53891 del

>>53885
I mean that doesn't sound too bad you just drive around in the night and watch the snow fall
whats the worst that could happen??

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:28 [Preview] No.53892 del

Didn't read but I wouldn't say "poorly paid"

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:30 [Preview] No.53893 del

>>53891
Well yeah but you will get called on your days off. So you can never get drunk or something

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.53894 del

>>53893
nobody would know
its a ghost train after all

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.53895 del

>>53894
That sounds like a GREAT idea

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:38 [Preview] No.53896 del

my favorite træn related ciclismo is when people on Big rides have to get on with they are bikes cos they took the wrong size valves

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:39 [Preview] No.53897 del

>>53896
Surely this NEVER happens

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:45 [Preview] No.53898 del

>>53896
Or when they ruin multiple tube valves, such fictional situations are funny

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 14:54 [Preview] No.53899 del

>>53896
>>53897
>>53898

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.53900 del

>Michel Wuyts interviewt wielerlegende Francesco Moser, de Evenepoel van zijn tijd
what an insult

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.53901 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=d1z5N9IHopA [Embed]
I'm watching this because it popped up and I can't handle the sped footage of this guy r*ping out of the saddle 50s into the video its too funny its too much for me

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.53902 del

Axel HUEns to FDJ
Finlay PICKERING to Jayco

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:18 [Preview] No.53903 del

>>53885
I wanted to bite, give a (You), with a 'what's the problem, are you driving a cabriolet traen?' joke but I had to jump to a call in my wagie chamber.

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.53904 del

very cold rain on the commute
I fear that it is, in fact, over

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:31 [Preview] No.53905 del

>>53901
jealous of his rape and weight cave

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:33 [Preview] No.53906 del

fink I might p*rchase a bike
any suggestions?

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.53907 del

>>53906
you should have plenty of choice of discounted models right now.

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.53908 del

>>53906
you don't get to purchase lil piggy
you have to ride whatever you have now for the rest of your life

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.53909 del

>>53906
second hand steel bike

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.53910 del

>>53901
that's just finnbert doing his high cadence workout

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:50 [Preview] No.53911 del

>out of saddle dopage
squeak

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.53912 del

>>53906
Just steal one lol

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:52 [Preview] No.53913 del

>>53906
steal mine so i can buy a new one

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:55 [Preview] No.53914 del

>>53906
I have a few bike frames if you are size 58

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.53915 del

bought some black friday elitewheels
can't stop spending, won't stop spending

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.53916 del

Photopea is acting weirdly with ublock lately, I hope that doesn't put compilation into jeopardy.

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.53917 del

>>53916
how many palestine flags will be featured on the collage?
>yes
well, thanks for the answer I guess

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.53918 del

>>53914
what kinds? I might be interested to steal a 58

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 16:24 [Preview] No.53919 del

>>53917
the entire vuelta section is just one big flag

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.53920 del

>>53918
Fairlight Strael 58R unused, and a Tideace Noah in size XL. I listed the Strael on Buycycle. I can also make a nice offer for a Sram groupset to go with it, and for the Tideace I can also sell you a Sram AXS XPLR 12s cassette + rear derailleur + shifters/brakes to go with it.
>>53915
What wheels di you buy?

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.53921 del

>>53915
well consoomed, I myself haven't felt the urge to buy anything for a while now and the way its going with road bike frames I don't think that'll change anytime soon

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 16:39 [Preview] No.53922 del

>>53920
some of their cheaper 35mm gravel wheels for my gravel/commuter/all round bike, good discount

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.53923 del

>>53920
the price on buycycle is for full kit or only the frame?

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.53924 del

Fernando Gaviria to caja rural
surprised nobody offered him a good sum to be a leadout

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.53925 del

Yo Bert! Sumo in 30mins!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.53926 del

I want to consoom but I can't justify it until one of my bikes get stolen or breaks. I'm too lazy to sell them

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 17:10 [Preview] No.53927 del

>>53916
No More Excuses

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.53928 del

>>53923
For frame. For 3300e I can add the gruppo and for 4200e I can also sell the wheels, saddle, handlebars, stem and tyres

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.53929 del

>>53793
daily dose

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 17:36 [Preview] No.53930 del

>>53928
they are selling stræl 4 frameset same color, headset and all for €1400 on they're website
what am I missing?

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.53931 del

>>53929
What's the /cyc/ consensus on the triangle bag?

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 17:40 [Preview] No.53932 del

>>53930
1400 pounds plus taxes, customs, shipping, and then the headset is 90 pounds more. I paid a bit over 2150e total. Then there is the 4-5month wait if you buy new from Fairlight.

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.53933 del

>>53931
in small (not XXL) frame sizes like this it blocks anything but a 500 ml bottle but other than that I think its a good idea. I would much prefer to have a framebag over stuffing my jersey pockets
some of my friends have frames with small boxes in the space between the bottle cages and the bb area, also a good idea as saddle bag replacement

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 17:47 [Preview] No.53934 del

>>53932
ah that makes bit more sense then
the appeal of paypigging a certified pre owned sex machine from one of are very wattmonsters is certainly high. I'll consider it seriously

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 17:48 [Preview] No.53935 del

>>53931
I can't fit a decently sized one in my XS grizl therefore they're bad

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 19:50 [Preview] No.53936 del

>career best 20 minute Watts
well well well

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 19:54 [Preview] No.53937 del

>>53936
But I don't understand this.
Two days ago:
>felt tired and sleepy
>but try harded preparation, ate properly with some rice with chicken, used proper mixture of sugary powder and shit, ate some energy bar (zonder protein) before hand
>even used some tincture to active me legs
>KWABed after 20 minutes at 275W >>53751

Today:
>felt tired and sleepy
>ate a horse sized schnitzel mit kartoffelpuree during the festivities
>rawdogged the ride on bread and wine

Perhaps I am just anti super-receptor

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 20:13 [Preview] No.53938 del

>>53936
for me it was Z2 again
watched PTA's one battle after another
meh movie, don't get the hype

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 20:21 [Preview] No.53939 del

>>53938
wild, I loved it; it captured Pynchon's humor so well

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 20:24 [Preview] No.53940 del

>>53939
I actually really like inherent vice but this one wasn't for me
Honestly only movies this year I've actually really enjoyed are Sorry, Baby and I'm Still Here.
Maybe I'm burned out

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 20:26 [Preview] No.53941 del

>>53936
Well done bert

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 21:16 [Preview] No.53942 del

>>53936
based improoover

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.53943 del

>>53940
ha, I need to watch Sorry, Baby - I saw the preview for it and was wondering where the hell I knew the lead from before remembering she did little comedy videos on twitter back in the day, very cool that she's made it

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 21:26 [Preview] No.53944 del

>>53936
Very nice.

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 21:30 [Preview] No.53945 del

>found a new steel frameset for sale with effectively identical geometry to the fairlight
>it's less than 40% of the price
surely Bërtt must have some insights into metallurgy or something

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 21:34 [Preview] No.53946 del

>>53945
genuine question whats the difference between one steel frame and another
you can buy (allegedly) pretty good quality steel frames+fork from seaboard/tsunami on aliexpress for like 400 bucks
whats the difference between this thing, a standert and whatever the dozen or so other steel frame brands are cooking up at various other price points geometry and paintjob aside

Bert

11/17/2025 (Mon) 23:54 [Preview] No.53947 del

butting, lugs, and alloys innit

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 00:08 [Preview] No.53948 del

MOONEN to Tarteletto - Isorex

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 00:17 [Preview] No.53949 del

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 00:32 [Preview] No.53950 del

>>53949

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 00:54 [Preview] No.53951 del

>>53950
False flat according to Bertollo

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 01:44 [Preview] No.53952 del

>>53949
phwoarr
now there was a year

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 04:38 [Preview] No.53953 del

>>53946
With Fairlight, you are paying for vey thought-out design and best tubing possible. They are using custom made Renolds tubing to get the best combination of vertical compliance, lateral stiffness and low weight. Their ride quality is supposedly superior to none because of this – see practically every review of their bikes getting 5 stars out of 5. Second thing is their design is always incredibly well thought out, be it how the cable guides work, how the modular dropouts are designed, how dynamo lighting is incorporated – everything works far better than other brands. The design notes are beautiful: https://media.fairlightcycles.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/09/Fairlight-Strael-4.0-Design-Notes-v1.1.pdf
You just don't see anything like this from instagram brands like Standert.

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 07:27 [Preview] No.53955 del

Someone makes the "I don't even think about you at all" with widar and seixas

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 07:37 [Preview] No.53956 del

>>53955
meanwhile Seixas is like:
"I've already rewatched footage of those duels with Pogi and Remco several times."

Bert 11/18/2025 (Tue) 09:39 [Preview] No.53957 del

Joao Almeida signed till 2028

Bert 11/18/2025 (Tue) 10:01 [Preview] No.53958 del

>>53955
>"Normally, I'd ride the Strade Bianche, La Flèche Wallonne, and Liège-Bastogne-Liège in the spring," said Widar. "Maybe the Amstel Gold Race too, but that depends on how I come out of the Tour of the Basque Country. After that, the Vuelta will be my first Grand Tour, and I'll close the season with the Tour of Lombardy. I'm really looking forward to it – we can only dream and do our best. It'll be a voyage of discovery, you know. I'm very curious about that."

Fun schedule

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 10:21 [Preview] No.53959 del

>>53950
based hardman cycling

Bert 11/18/2025 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.53960 del

>Renshaw and Haussler become DS at AG2R
Squeakers getting replaced

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.53961 del

Bart BUIJK is in Ghana

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 11:07 [Preview] No.53962 del

>>53961
dude knows how to escape the cold weather

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 11:59 [Preview] No.53963 del

>>53962
And interpol

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 12:07 [Preview] No.53964 del

>Russians sabotaging railways in Europe
I fear for our resident treinmeester

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 13:22 [Preview] No.53965 del

half the internet doesn't work anymore because of the cloudflare outage. that's what you get when you let AI (actual Indians) do the work

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 13:40 [Preview] No.53966 del

>>53965
I couldn't fap to degenerate hentai during lunch break, this is unacceptable

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 14:57 [Preview] No.53967 del

Haimar ETXEBARRIA to BORA. The next Lazkano

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 15:36 [Preview] No.53968 del

>>53967
this is basically like signing adria again

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 15:52 [Preview] No.53969 del

>stayed up all night watching factory tour videos of different steel frame manufacturers
>still have to climb onto my moldy old sp*cialized to do the daily vining
something is gonna have to give

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.53970 del

>>53969
can't paypig now, that bike still has 3 years left in it

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.53971 del

>>53953
aight I see

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.53972 del

>>53969
standert frames are made in Czechia thus you need to buy those for /cyc/ reasons

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 16:30 [Preview] No.53973 del

i guess smol z2 is on the menu

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 16:32 [Preview] No.53974 del

Some news:

Thirsty Troon to UNO-X

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 16:34 [Preview] No.53975 del

>>53953
very nice

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 16:35 [Preview] No.53976 del

>>53974
Premier tech decided to sponsor these jobbers instead of Alpecin

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.53977 del

>Artyom Proskuryakov has been provisionally suspended by the UCI. The International Cycling Union has suspended the 18-year-old cyclist from Azerbaijan due to a positive doping test during the recent UCI Road World Championships in Rwanda. Traces of methamphetamine, also known as crystal meth, were found in this test.

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.53978 del

>>53977
ridiculous

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.53979 del

what the fuck are the people in B*rlin doing wow

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 16:48 [Preview] No.53980 del

>>53969
found a new bike for you kek what a beauty 🤮

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.53981 del

>>53979
What's wrong with it?

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 17:01 [Preview] No.53982 del

Hey, Bert! Sumo in 30 mins.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.53983 del

>>53981
its ridiculously ugly to me, they flattened the headtube and added even more sloping to the top tube to make it more aero but its a fucking alu frame you can't make that aero who is this for, who is the demographic

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.53984 del

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>>53973
💤

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.53985 del

>>53983
They can't just copy paste all their bikes

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 17:46 [Preview] No.53986 del

gotta go faster

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.53987 del

>>53984
aren't you heavily underestimating your Z2 power

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 17:51 [Preview] No.53988 del

>>53987
even finnbert riders z2 at merely 180-190w and his ftp is like twice the mine

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.53989 del

>>53984
>>53988
I usually ride z2 around 70-75% of ftp for anything short 2bqh
60-65% for long solo rides though and not even 50% after I chute >squeaker very silly.jpg
if you ride at least 70% z2 doesn't feel boring and slow

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 18:01 [Preview] No.53990 del

>>53988
pretty sure you can easily add 10 watts with 0 downside

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 18:02 [Preview] No.53991 del

>>53989
Well this was easy ride after yesteday BIG effort, so just an easy social 1h ride, alone

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.53992 del

Z2 is 180watts and that's it

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 18:26 [Preview] No.53993 del

>>53992
z2's never been 180w for me 2bqh

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 18:29 [Preview] No.53994 del

>>53993
Yes well, we can't all have 400 watts FTP

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 18:33 [Preview] No.53995 del

>>53988
These days I've gone slightly past that, around 200-220 for longer rides. And I often do LT1 intervals at 250-280W in the rides as well. Recovery is under 150 though and easy rides at under 200w.

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 18:37 [Preview] No.53996 del

If I wasn't so lazy I'd be quite tempted

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 18:47 [Preview] No.53997 del

I did some seated sprints again today. These really suck on the trainer, keeping the power up for the whole 20s is just incredibly hard. Stuck at around 900W for 20s, so not too far off my standing power (I think best ever is something like 1050W).

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 19:14 [Preview] No.53998 del

first ride in a couple weeks, it's been very rainy

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 19:31 [Preview] No.53999 del

>>53994
we really can't can we
none of us will ever be a true 400er

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 19:35 [Preview] No.54000 del

in other news this exists: 3D printed titanium frame (carbon fork) out of America, very cool
>ESTIMATED FRAMESET PRICE AT PRODUCTION LAUNCH: $10,000-$15,000
burgerberts get to it

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.54001 del

>>53999
At least you're not stuck in the 290+ zone of wattlets

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 19:45 [Preview] No.54002 del

>>53996
These are nice, that red especially but I dig the green too. Once my Rube is kill and there are no new matte black, double congruent triangles, great shape, second hand ones I am going for a TIME.

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 19:53 [Preview] No.54003 del

>>54002
My favorite is the blue

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.54004 del

>>54000
how do these companies function anyway, I doubt you can sell more than 10 of these in a month across all the US

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.54005 del

>>54003
I'd paypig for this if I already didn't have a carbon sled

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 20:05 [Preview] No.54006 del

>>54005
I have the urge too

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.54007 del

>>54004
I wouldn't know their bookkeeping but since there are more luxury bike brands than normal bike brands it clearly works

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 20:08 [Preview] No.54008 del

>>54006
give in, your bike is old you need a new one
think of all the rides you will do

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 20:10 [Preview] No.54009 del

>>54006
yes give in and buy

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.54010 del

>paypig new phone
>everything just works
>Strava app broken

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 20:18 [Preview] No.54011 del

BREAKING news from wielerflits (actually stolen from HLN): Remco EVENEPOEL feels like he can get much closer to Tadej POGACAR next year

https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/remco-evenepoel-denkt-dat-hij-stappen-richting-pogacar-kan-zetten-zal-hem-zeker-niet-ontlopen

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 20:21 [Preview] No.54012 del

finger tingling above the button

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 20:24 [Preview] No.54013 del

>>54011
we need like 3-4 remcos to make races with climbs longer that 2 minutes interesting

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 20:27 [Preview] No.54014 del

>>54011
Is Dopacar about to be WASHED or what

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 20:28 [Preview] No.54015 del

>>54011
>at bora
yea right
>at bora
close to pogacar at bora
okay

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 20:32 [Preview] No.54016 del

>>54012
Wow that's not a bad discount, great deals you have there in Burgerstan

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.54017 del

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 20:59 [Preview] No.54018 del

>>54017
PPATTT

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 21:33 [Preview] No.54019 del

>>54016
bit of a bargain hunter, me

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 22:08 [Preview] No.54020 del

>>54012
at long last
one of us (pig)

Bert

11/18/2025 (Tue) 22:19 [Preview] No.54021 del

bought the remaining civ 6 dlc for $5

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 00:28 [Preview] No.54022 del

>I've ridden twice since the child was born
My meager yet hard won gains have probably all evaporated. FTP is probably sub 200W.

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 06:41 [Preview] No.54023 del

>>54022
Time to roid

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 08:45 [Preview] No.54024 del

Schizos on the loose

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 09:14 [Preview] No.54025 del

>>54024
What is she doing with a gravel ebike?

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 09:40 [Preview] No.54026 del

>>54024
the fuck is this bike?

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.54027 del

>>54022
Do you have an option to work part time because of the child? Boom, 10-20h more to ride each week
Speaking of longer rides, did this easy ride this morning. I've adopted a lower longer position and it's making my HR higher for the same watts, but doesn't feel too bad. Power/HR still lagging quite a bit after spending 2 weeks off the bike.

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 09:59 [Preview] No.54028 del

>>54024
You're kinda absolved if your job involves riding a bike a lot or you're getting old but otherwise why would you take away from yourself an opportunity to move a bit with your muscles only, why have an *-"bike".

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.54029 del

>>54028
I know if I lived somewhere with mountains and nice trails, an e-gravel or mtb would be great so that you could still pedal those trails even on your easy/recovery days. Similarly for riding in the snow I guess.

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.54030 del

>>54027
>work flexibility in the US of A
come on bert

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.54031 del

>CIPOLLINI in hospital for vaxx related issues

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.54032 del

>>54022
times are tough now but the more you fall the more you can gain back

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 11:37 [Preview] No.54033 del

>>54031
so if the EPO consumption is finally catching up the riders from the 90s, how long does it take for the current CO2 sniffers to end up like him?

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 11:40 [Preview] No.54034 del

widar season program dropped
>strade
<LBL
>Basque
<maybe Amstel
>Vuelta
<Lombardia

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.54035 del

>>54033
I don't think epo is the problem here Bert

Bert 11/19/2025 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.54036 del

>>54034
Please pay attention to the thread

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 12:10 [Preview] No.54037 del

>>54036
I just paid attention to his obsession with Seixas and skipped the rest until l'équipe had his schedule in a headline and mentioned that they quoted HLN

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 12:41 [Preview] No.54038 del

Berts love to pay any price but they're attenzione these days, sad state of affairs really

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 13:02 [Preview] No.54039 del

SEPÚLVEDA to LI NING STAR

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.54040 del

It's the birthday of some BIG dopeurs: Virenque, Mosquera and Pantano

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 13:12 [Preview] No.54041 del

>>54039
plus "the espanish remco" FAJARDO to burgos
burpelletbros eating good

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.54042 del

>normal Colombian progression

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 13:13 [Preview] No.54043 del

>>54041
NEVER heard of that guy

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 13:42 [Preview] No.54044 del

>>54043
He was doped to the grills at spanish nationals

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 13:46 [Preview] No.54045 del

The african continental championships starts tomorrow surely BIG watts will be scored

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.54046 del

>tfw no Lucie de MARIGNY-LAGESSE continental champ cyc gf

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.54047 del

>>54042
le dopage

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 15:55 [Preview] No.54048 del

waar CARAPAZ going, he?

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 15:56 [Preview] No.54049 del

>>54042
many such colombians

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 16:00 [Preview] No.54050 del

>>54048
interlotto

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 16:05 [Preview] No.54051 del

>>54049
DNF Martinez?

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 16:11 [Preview] No.54052 del

>>54049
imagine if peak Martinez, Carapaz, Bernal were still on Ineos and winning GTs left and right

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 16:56 [Preview] No.54053 del

zone tree on the viner today init

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 17:00 [Preview] No.54054 del

Yo, Bert! Watching sumo in 30 mins!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 17:28 [Preview] No.54055 del

>coldest days yet arrive
>central heating decides to give out
it's over for me

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 17:34 [Preview] No.54056 del

GIRMAY allegedly to Isr- I mean TEAM VISIT RWANDA

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 17:35 [Preview] No.54057 del

>>54055
Just put on some extra clothing, don't be a pussy

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 17:36 [Preview] No.54058 del

>>54055

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.54059 del

>>54055
a problem that has been solved a long time ago. a "Bettflasche" is something you should always have at home.

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 17:39 [Preview] No.54060 del

>>54055

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.54061 del

>>54056
sponsored by both israel and rwanda
the genocide special

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.54062 del

>>54057
the heat is one thing, the lack of warm water on the other hand

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 17:45 [Preview] No.54063 del

>>54062
Then the warm water flask is for you. Just piss in it. And when it goes cold, again.

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.54064 del

>>54055
score some watts in zone 5 to heat up the house

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 17:47 [Preview] No.54065 del

Hop on the bike and generate electricity with a dynamo. Charge battery then heat water with electric kettle.

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 17:49 [Preview] No.54066 del

>>54062
Cold showers are good for you. Do some Wim Hof exercises

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.54067 del

>>54055
grim

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 18:32 [Preview] No.54068 del

>cheesy pasta mit catsup

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 19:06 [Preview] No.54069 del

>>54055
>he uses heating in winter

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 19:43 [Preview] No.54070 del

>>54048
Despite rumours of a Movistar reunion, it seems like he is staying at EF

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 19:47 [Preview] No.54071 del

>>54070
the tridente can't break up

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 19:56 [Preview] No.54072 del

new best friend dropped

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.54073 del

>>54072
LIE bros...

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.54074 del

bike r gay

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 20:16 [Preview] No.54075 del

>>54070
nice

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 20:35 [Preview] No.54076 del

Venturini still doesn't have a team. Dude might even retire

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 20:37 [Preview] No.54077 del

>>54076
thought he was already stealth confirmed for the tittymas

Bert

11/19/2025 (Wed) 21:27 [Preview] No.54078 del

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 00:51 [Preview] No.54079 del

Vuelta a Chiriqui Fever

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 01:13 [Preview] No.54080 del

based, fuck Nibali https://cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/chris-froome-grabbed-nibali-by-the-scruff-of-the-neck-luke-rowe-reveals-wild-stories-from-team-sky-at-tour-de-france

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 03:25 [Preview] No.54081 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=cZk2jV5gJbM [Embed]
>Use a heavy steel city commuter bike offroad
>Riding across mountain passes
>Do the whole thing absolutely shitfaced on Scotch to see a woman 22 miles away
>She's not home
>Ride back after spending a few hours at the pub
Um, Based Department?

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 08:33 [Preview] No.54083 del

>>54072
Victor noooo, remember how the last best friend ended up

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 08:57 [Preview] No.54084 del

>>54081
I have seen this absolute kino a good while ago, the clanky bike, the cached bottle, the preplanned futility of the whole endeavour but a very concise plan b, the Scottish aura.

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.54085 del

>Stéphane Heulot replace Berneaudau
Will be hard to do worse tbqh

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.54086 del

L'Etape of the L'Czech Republic adds one more "stage" this year.
A flat one, dutchesque, if you will. 110 km, 300 meters elevation. I will pass on that.

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 10:01 [Preview] No.54087 del

>>54086
Maybe you'd be able to finish that one

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.54088 del

>>54087
Flat route sounds like chutefest to be honest

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 10:58 [Preview] No.54089 del

>>54088
Aren't they all

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.54090 del

>>54088
>>54089
the key to riding these is to be strong enough to be in the very front group, if you ride in the groups that follow or god forbid one of the main packs that has hundreds of people you're asking for trouble. It's probably better to ride alone without a group or in a small group of friends over anything but the very front group

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 11:10 [Preview] No.54091 del

>>54090
L'étape is prestigious among amateurs the front group must push serious watts. I don't see the point in paying for these things anyway, might just do the route on some other day

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 12:05 [Preview] No.54092 del

>>54091
Closed roads innit

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 12:13 [Preview] No.54093 del

>>54091
yeah I heard the amateur versions of pro races are really fast at the front

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 12:30 [Preview] No.54094 del

>>54089
I did the dwarf door this year and saw some dude miss a corner in some hill descent and rip straight into barbed wire.

In another social ride thing we passed some dude with an open leg fracture because he rode into a cager. Thing was barely connected anymore.

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 12:35 [Preview] No.54095 del

>>54081
I drink a few beers and I am sick for three days and this guy at age 100 just casually does this shit

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 12:43 [Preview] No.54096 del

>>54092
And endless supplies in feed posts, I always make sure to get my money back in gels and other stuff.
Plus the feeling of heeming a bunch of dudes on a hill is fun

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 12:46 [Preview] No.54097 del

>another træen crash in Czechoslovakia

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 12:51 [Preview] No.54098 del

>>54094
what the FUCK

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.54099 del

>>54097
part and parcel

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 13:20 [Preview] No.54100 del

>>54098
One of my friends is paramedic and stopped to help and I had to stare at it for minutes. Not my greatest hour

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 14:08 [Preview] No.54101 del

>>54100
Should have just continued. De koers wacht op niemand Michel

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.54102 del

>>54101
What happens if someone gets injured on your train?

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 14:50 [Preview] No.54103 del

>>54102
>if

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 14:58 [Preview] No.54104 del

>>54097
>At least 5 mil EUR in damages
>Maschinenfuhrer rode the STOP signal
>50+ injured
>EMU is a write off
>There was a maintenance on the train safety system
balkan tier

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 15:16 [Preview] No.54105 del

>>54102
Idk if you have to make an emergency stop and grandma falls over I am sure there is an insurance for that. But if you're an idiot and blatantly run a stop sign you are probably FUCKED

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 15:31 [Preview] No.54106 del

>tis but a scratch
this would kill autismbert

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 15:43 [Preview] No.54107 del

>15° clear and low winds at the weekend
we gaan
probably rusbert is already got the snow tyres on

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.54108 del

(17.41 KB 1174x145 Screenshot 2025-11-20 165155.png)

>>54107
might b time

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 15:57 [Preview] No.54109 del

>>54108
Fun workshop next week

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 16:02 [Preview] No.54110 del

>>54108
>>54109
gonna be frosty the coming days
I did 1h outside just now and with some cool wind its also around 0°C. Gonna be a hard winter if its already this cold in November

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 16:05 [Preview] No.54111 del

>>54106
That doesn't look that bad, why are Czechians so weak getting injured over this shit

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 16:10 [Preview] No.54112 del

>>54111
>actually this is how i park me traen every night in the traen depot

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 16:11 [Preview] No.54113 del

>>54110
it's gonna be hard alright

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.54114 del

>>54113

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 16:30 [Preview] No.54115 del

>meanwhile in grug's valencia
If I was some sport director I wouldn't give anyone more than the minimum salary unless they can prove they have a house in Spain/South of France for winter.

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 16:32 [Preview] No.54116 del

>>54115
please my heating isn't getting fixed till tomorrow, I can't watch this

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 16:59 [Preview] No.54117 del

Come on Bert, sumo in 30 mins!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:05 [Preview] No.54118 del

>>54116
bojler eladó status ?

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.54119 del

let me guess, you need more?

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:15 [Preview] No.54120 del

i dont think my training plan of just doing full throttle efforts is very wise, but it is what it is

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.54121 del

>>54119
you need to find a picture without grx di2 heh it doesn't hit the same if its a basic bike in paypig mantle

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:19 [Preview] No.54122 del

>>54120
you're committed now you can't back down

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:20 [Preview] No.54123 del

>>54121
the frame is like 3.5k

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.54124 del

>>54123
what the FUCK
it looks like it's 125€ max, metalcucks are crazy

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:22 [Preview] No.54125 del

>>54119
I need less THOUGH

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:24 [Preview] No.54126 del

>>54120
>Z5 and Z7
basé

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:25 [Preview] No.54127 del

>>54119
I need less

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:27 [Preview] No.54128 del

I realize that there is an entire subculture of cyclists who pay premium so their bike looks cheap but is actually expensive as fuck
they want to pay a lot (for no gain) but don't want to look like they pay a lot (for a gain)

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:29 [Preview] No.54129 del

every day I respect the banana hauler more

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.54130 del

this puck moonen person has no shame

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.54131 del

>>54130
the HLN article was kinda funny

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:33 [Preview] No.54132 del

>>54129
he rides a very good position, the new TOOT bars were made for him

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:34 [Preview] No.54133 del

>>54132
imagine how strong one gets hauling 150kg of bananas on his rides

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:37 [Preview] No.54134 del

>>54133
while it sounds hardcore as fuck I reckon it makes 0 difference because he rides to watts and is probably not forced to ride out of whatever zone he wants to ride in despite the load

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:39 [Preview] No.54135 del

>>54134
depends if there were many hills on his route, at some point the bananas will overpower him with the force of gravity if he wants to make it unless he wants to pedal
>backwards

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:40 [Preview] No.54136 del

Wonder how he got the job

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.54137 del

>>54136
vino is tame compared to the uno-x breeder and his offspring

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:42 [Preview] No.54138 del

>>54135
I reckon every single hill turns into a z4/5 low cadence suffering
actually I retract my statement, it does make you stronger than normal training because it's not on your terms, you can't just call it quits if you're struggling too much up a hill like you could without the load. You either defeat the hill or its over

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.54139 del

>>54131
oh god, there's a big uncensored picture of wout's knee on their wielrennen page.

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:48 [Preview] No.54140 del

>>54137
Yeah well no one can beat Norge for nepotism

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:49 [Preview] No.54141 del

>>54139
kek I was gonna post it earlier and forgot

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 17:58 [Preview] No.54142 del

>>54141
bert please, I just ate

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.54143 del

>>54142
don't want some knee brûlée as dessert?

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 18:15 [Preview] No.54144 del

scoring a HEARTY bean soup for supper

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.54145 del

>>54141
holy shit

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 18:31 [Preview] No.54146 del

>>54144
tootin on the viner

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.54147 del

>NSN (Never Say Never) is an international sports and entertainment company. They are joining forces with Stoneweg, a Swiss investment platform.

>The newly formed team will receive a Swiss license and will be based in Barcelona and Girona.

is that uber jew involved at all anymore or is this now a team completely detached from israel

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 20:08 [Preview] No.54148 del

>>54146
extra speed init

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.54149 del

>>54147
>Racing for change
>Our commitment, our obligation, our privilege. We race for more than just victories. At the heart of the team’s ethos has always been a vision and commitment towards changing the world around us for the better.

Wow so inspiring!!!!

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.54150 del

>We are NSN
>We bring things to life
>We are a team specialized in sports and entertainment, co-founded by World Cup champion Andrés Iniesta. >We offer a fully integrated service to connect brands and audiences authentically.
>Strategy, creativity, production, and emotion in every connection.

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.54151 del

>>54150
classic money laundering front for some millionaire

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.54152 del

nothing to write home about

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.54153 del

>>54152
good training

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.54154 del

>>54147
never say the n-word team?

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 20:48 [Preview] No.54155 del

>>54152
money in the bank bert

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.54156 del

pedal faster you faggots

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.54157 del

>>54156
I will now pedal 10% slower

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 22:46 [Preview] No.54158 del

OLDANI to CAJA RURAL

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 22:59 [Preview] No.54159 del

>>54157
>from Z2 back down to an odd numbered zone
baste

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.54160 del

>>54159
I will merely decrease my cadence

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 23:02 [Preview] No.54161 del

man I really didn't pay attention to ciclismo lately and don't recognize any of these names.

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.54162 del

>>54160
I hope your not getting stroke mogged by the likes of are Big "45RPM" Brtek

Bert

11/20/2025 (Thu) 23:30 [Preview] No.54163 del

>>54162
45 rpm? What
there's no way he's doing 45
is he doing 45
I can't do 45 thats too low
do I have to do 45 now
fuck it I will do some hills at 45 rpm tomorrow

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.54164 del

best i can do is 45 bpm

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 06:50 [Preview] No.54165 del

>>54163
Reminds me of that KUNG video of him climbing at like 40RPM on a massive gear

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 11:04 [Preview] No.54166 del

Oh no Gregaard retires. Whoever that is

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.54167 del

>>54166
No more Jonas jokes

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 11:48 [Preview] No.54168 del

>>54164
stop making it WORSE

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 11:51 [Preview] No.54169 del

>Belgian superstar sees an NBA-style financial model and more US backers bringing stability, calls for an expanded North American calendar.
oh say can you wout

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 11:58 [Preview] No.54170 del

>>54169
He really does whatever his masters tell him to do
Never seen such a passive human with no opinions of his own

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 12:32 [Preview] No.54171 del

>>54170
Give me 3 millio' per year and I'd say whatever you want me to

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.54172 del

Finally some real sports, ski jumping world cup starts today

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.54173 del

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 13:59 [Preview] No.54174 del

>>54173
Sepulveda Kuss?

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 14:03 [Preview] No.54175 del

WE LIVE IN PANAMA

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 14:04 [Preview] No.54176 del

Salida Controlada
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J7focy6iTE0 [Embed]

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.54177 del

Panama making AI generated bike safety ads

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.54178 del

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 15:31 [Preview] No.54179 del

Favero Assiomas on black friday sale. bertaczek ready to paypig.

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.54180 del

>>54178
kek what the fuck is this

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 16:07 [Preview] No.54181 del

>>54179
>not already having p*rchased faveri
surely /bert/ doesn't have any poors?

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 16:11 [Preview] No.54182 del

I ride 10+ hours a week and don't have a power meter

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 16:13 [Preview] No.54183 del

>>54178
kek

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.54184 del

>>54182
I ride 10- hours a week and don't have power

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.54185 del

>>54182
based
nothing wrong with not riding raw

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 16:42 [Preview] No.54186 del

My boy Cristofer Robin JURADO in the Cabeza de carrera along with the dark horse, Bolivar ESPIROZA
Superstar Daniel BONILLA also goes along

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 16:43 [Preview] No.54187 del

But the question remains, is there enough snow in the Bohemian Alps to take the snow shovel along for the descent?

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.54188 del

>>54182
Based, power is only needed for r*ping anyway

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.54189 del

>>54178
lmao

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.54190 del

>>54179
getting carbon wheels for my commuter

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 16:52 [Preview] No.54191 del

>>54187
The answer is maybe

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.54192 del

Watching bert, Sumo, in 25!

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 17:04 [Preview] No.54193 del

>>54182
yes well, you also don't have a functional bojler
many of us are not willing to forgo basic necessities

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.54194 del

Pablo MUDARRA goes solo

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.54195 del

>>54193
my boiler is fixed and better than ever

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 17:07 [Preview] No.54196 del

>>54195
we are so BACK

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.54197 del

if I'm doing a more casual ride I'll put my bike computer on power-save mode so I don't get distracted seeing the numbers

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.54198 del

>>54178
por qué un ciclista usa las vias férreas?

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.54199 del

Runners from the same team are chasing each other at the cabeza
Based

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.54200 del

HAMZAbros why didn't we make the mixed TTT roster...

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No.54201 del

>>54200
He didn't make the Road Race roster either and they have like 12 runners in the roster
The route is a roglicwinslol if ever I saw one

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.54202 del

There's a BIG chance that team Team Colono Bikestation Kölbi did Dwarf Doors, not sure

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.54203 del

TT specialist GIRMAY kwabed off the podium at least, small consolation

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 18:45 [Preview] No.54204 del

>track cycling
<track cycling

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.54205 del

>>54204

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 18:57 [Preview] No.54206 del

>>54204
>aerobars are there but remain unused
what is their purpose then

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.54207 del

Handlebar bag, yes or no?

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.54208 del

>>54207
I see every pro ride with one these days and it does seem handy for long easy rides

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 19:16 [Preview] No.54209 del

>>54207
maybe on long days in the mountains

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.54210 del

>>54207
no

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.54211 del

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2 days of boiler rest was just what the body needed

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 19:19 [Preview] No.54212 del

>>54207
no, it kills all your aero

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 19:21 [Preview] No.54213 del

>>54207
it's cheap, consoom and find out
(I use it sometimes)

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 19:23 [Preview] No.54214 del

>>54211
baste
prove it by scoring a big test now you're tanned rested and ready

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 19:55 [Preview] No.54215 del

Apparently Sylvan Adams is still heavily involved with the rebranded israel team
I wonder if someone will do some exposé before the next season and the protest start again

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.54216 del

god imagine looking down while cycling and seeing this every time
I've never seen scars heal so badly

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 20:13 [Preview] No.54217 del

>>54207
No, too small to really hold anything, too big to be unobtrusive and aesthetic.
My mtb has mounted a bigger bag with a small front rack, it easily to dismount and remount, doubles as shoulder bag.
I know we're talking a road/gr*vel bike but I have always found these pencil cases useless.

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.54218 del

>>54216
That's where LABrats are growing the next Jonas.

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 20:21 [Preview] No.54219 del

>>54207
they seem to be mandatory on multiday rides though
one day? i dont think so

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 20:28 [Preview] No.54220 del

I need a beurette right fucking now

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 20:50 [Preview] No.54221 del

>>54216
makes one feel better about they're deformed varicose veins

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 20:53 [Preview] No.54222 del

>>54221
Mas is that you?

Bert

11/21/2025 (Fri) 21:45 [Preview] No.54223 del

>>54222
mine aren't quite as bad as henry MENOS
because me bf% is much higher

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.54224 del

North Carolina Grand Prix Bros we gaan

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 05:49 [Preview] No.54226 del

The time is now
In case I don't make it back and they find my frozen body couple days later - it's been a privilege

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 06:33 [Preview] No.54227 del

>>54226
Short gravel in the afternoon for me, I don't like the wind at that temp but what can you do

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 07:05 [Preview] No.54228 del

>>54226
>bertacek getting up before 11am
the end of the world is here

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 07:13 [Preview] No.54229 del

>>54228
Or the real one came back

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 08:15 [Preview] No.54230 del

>>54229
I wonder if the new versions will be more weather resistant the model 3 was kinda disappointing

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 08:24 [Preview] No.54231 del

>>54230
If they insist on making them so big it's kinda hard to solve that issue I'm afraid.

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 09:15 [Preview] No.54232 del

Ma donna for 1600 eurobux, disc bremśen, 105, shitty wheels.
https://www.rabe-bike.de/de/trek-madone-sl-5-gen-8-matte-deep-smoke-2025

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 09:21 [Preview] No.54233 del

>>54232
could not pay me to ride this fiets to be honest

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 09:27 [Preview] No.54234 del

>current temperature: -7°C
>today's maximum temperature: -3°C
I'm posting the wrong squeaker and going for a 4 hour hike like brtek zonder schnee I fucking hope at least

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.54235 del

How do these weird brands like Pissei (will never get over that name) even stay in business? I never saw anyone wear their stuff, not even in cycling hotspots like Mallorca, Girona or Tenerife.

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.54236 del

>>54235
Pissei is easy, connection to Gianetti
probably sponsored by unlimited sheikhbucks
Honestly lots of these brands have a connection like this, and when they go broke you finally see the numbers and see that they sold jack shit and make no revenue

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.54237 del

>>54235
>>54236
Rapha has been losing 10 million per years for 8 years now it's crazy

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.54238 del

>>54237
similar situation
majority stake by some downstream walmart heirs that wipe their ass with 10 million, one of them likes to cycle and probably sees this as a hobby

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.54239 del

penis is profitable though, I wonder why

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 10:19 [Preview] No.54240 del

>>54239
reminds me that MAAP exists with their 400 euro jerseys

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 10:31 [Preview] No.54241 del

>>54239
they have lots of consoomers in the big city cycling sphere
two of my friends are penis consoomers and they sometimes go to Munich and such to do penis group rides unironically

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 10:35 [Preview] No.54242 del

>penis
>ma(a)p
>xpedo
there's probably more but what is it with cycling brands and problematic pervert coded names and brand identity

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.54243 del

home

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.54244 del

>>54243
pwoah

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 10:41 [Preview] No.54245 del

>>54243
you got up there with your bike?

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.54246 del

>>54241
> go to Munich and such to do penis group rides unironically
Lol, lmao even

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.54247 del

Let's goooooooo

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 11:39 [Preview] No.54248 del

>>54243
don't chute please

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 11:41 [Preview] No.54249 del

>>54248
i have crampons (forma hiking) witu me but no need so far

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 11:42 [Preview] No.54250 del

But once again i have polish question and again I am looking for a final solution

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.54251 del

>>54243
K i n o
I
N
O

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 11:59 [Preview] No.54252 del

>>54249
damn...some paypigs are levels ahead

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 12:02 [Preview] No.54253 del

>>54243
Is the top really that flat or does it only look like this in the picture?

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 12:08 [Preview] No.54254 del

>>54250
Simple, tell them there is a cool slide down the north face.
I would like to do some culling too.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qeM05SKj2IM

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 12:10 [Preview] No.54255 del

>>54243
Nice.

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 12:55 [Preview] No.54256 del

fun begins now

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 12:58 [Preview] No.54257 del

I thought you were in the wilderness but there are just houses everywhere

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 13:04 [Preview] No.54258 del

CHUTE

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 13:11 [Preview] No.54259 del

Oh and now he's dead again, great

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 13:15 [Preview] No.54260 del

Took me way longer than it should with so many details. Just got fixated he is going west. Getting old, me.

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 13:19 [Preview] No.54261 del

>>54260
This is why I don't post pictures of sheep anymore

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.54262 del

>>54256

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.54263 del

>>54260
>Horní Malá Úpa
peculiar

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:22 [Preview] No.54264 del

>Watching 2 man bobsledding on YouTube
Off season is grim. Why no cyclocross today?

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:29 [Preview] No.54265 del

>>54262
damn seppeku kuss is really a stick

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.54266 del

Top kek, please be true

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.54267 del

>>54266
VAM berg bros, this is copyright infringement

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.54268 del

>>54266
kek ripped from a HLN article ofcourse but it is true

>Abu Dhabi 2028? If they don't build an artificial mountain for Pogacar, that is.
<"They're working on it."
>Really?
>"Yes, next to that circuit. Every year we see that mountain in the UAE Tour grow in size. And besides: by then I'll be close to 36. And undoubtedly a younger generation of sprinters will have emerged. For now, I don't feel like I'm in a downward spiral. Or getting anxious in the sprints. My retirement from cycling is certainly not in sight yet."

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.54269 del

>>54264
please pay attention to Hendersonville
>>54224

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.54270 del

>>54264
no cx allowed anymore in weekends where there's a UCI race (in a different country)
Tabor is tomorrow so nobody but czechia is allowed to organize, same for next week and the week after

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.54271 del

>>54268
>And besides: by then I'll be close to 36
What is he implying

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.54272 del

>>54271
new all time power records innit

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.54273 del

>>54271
won't have to care about artificial mountains in his sprint races no more
because he's oooooooold

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.54274 del

>>54271
it will be over for him

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.54275 del

>>54273
>>54274
I'm reliably informed by members of this very general that 36 is still young THOUGH

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.54276 del

>>54275
could be worse, autismbert is 54 or something

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.54277 del

It's simple, you're old the first year you don't beat your 20 minutes pb

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.54278 del

>>54277
surely you mean 20 seconds

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:22 [Preview] No.54279 del

>>54276
Excuse me?

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:24 [Preview] No.54280 del

I am NOT falling for weak bait

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:25 [Preview] No.54281 del

>>54280
okay grandpa let's get you back to bed now it's almost naptime

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.54282 del

And I am still a DECADE younger than some of cycling's biggest active stars (Mancebo, Sevilla) so I have plenty of time

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:27 [Preview] No.54283 del

>>54279
maybe it was 45

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:28 [Preview] No.54284 del

I am greatly lowering this generals average age

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.54285 del

>>54284
Zoomers OUT

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.54286 del

>>54284
how about average follicular density

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.54287 del

Some screenshots from todays medium sized hike, it was supposed to be a group hike but of course nobody showed up
wouldn't want to have it any other way

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:30 [Preview] No.54288 del

>>54287
how are you injuries

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:31 [Preview] No.54289 del

>>54287
>hiking at 45rpm
how does that even work, just shuffling uphill?

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 15:43 [Preview] No.54290 del

>>54288
Not too bad. A good chunk of road rash has already healed but two spots on my forearm are still pretty much open and soak through the bandage for lack of a better term, sleeping is still shit because of the right hip bruise but I don't feel my leg and shoulder road rash and bruising anymore
>>54289
gigantic steps, leaps even

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.54291 del

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.54292 del

Way too cold

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 16:21 [Preview] No.54293 del

>>54292
>11
hand over the summer swine

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 16:27 [Preview] No.54294 del

>>54292
I love that you probably have the best climate of us all and still think 11 degrees is too cold

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 16:29 [Preview] No.54295 del

>>54293
What's a summer swine

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 16:30 [Preview] No.54296 del

>>54295
the fr*nch version of a paypig

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.54297 del

>>54295

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.54298 del

he fast

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 16:35 [Preview] No.54299 del

To be fair I basically don't have winter gears here. Not even gloves

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 16:48 [Preview] No.54300 del

>>54298
>sled roiding a fast pace
actually kinda based

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 16:55 [Preview] No.54301 del

>>54298
impressive. very nice
now let's see the HR and power data

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 16:56 [Preview] No.54302 del

>>54300
The ski slope was actually pretty bad, the snow was too thin. One time I chuted so comicaly I did a 720 and walked away.
But then I rode on an icy road and it was a near death experience., especially when snow/ice suddenly turned into asphalt.

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.54303 del

Sumo starts in 30 mins. Day 14, it got really excite in the last couple of days.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 17:06 [Preview] No.54304 del

>>54202

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 17:10 [Preview] No.54305 del

sub zero, it's time

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 17:13 [Preview] No.54306 del

>belgians can into skiing now
what am I witnessing?

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 17:29 [Preview] No.54307 del

>>54305
wtf how did you find this picture of me

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 17:31 [Preview] No.54308 del

>tfw no PREEN hayley gf

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.54309 del

>>54307
as if you had such luscious hair

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 17:40 [Preview] No.54310 del

>>54309
shan't schizopost me locks but you'd be surprised by the striking blonde coiffure my dear bert

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 17:52 [Preview] No.54311 del

Ivan MENSHOV might be a fraud

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 18:16 [Preview] No.54312 del

Just paypigged and placed a 500€ Q36.5 order. May the lord have mercy on my soul.

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 18:22 [Preview] No.54313 del

>>54312
Is this a joke?

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.54314 del

>>54313
jesus

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.54315 del

>>54313
dark winter clothing? At this price?
>>54312
I can't sanction this piggery in good faith

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 18:34 [Preview] No.54316 del

>>54287
Love cold weather hiking. Only thing that stinks is hard to find water.

Around this time last year I went camping in a national forest. When I hiked in (maybe 15 km?) to my site it was like -5 C. Overnight it warmed up despite no indication on the forecast and it started raining. I hiked back out in pouring rain and partially flooded trails in like 2 degree temps. I thought I was going to die.

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 18:35 [Preview] No.54317 del

>>54312
>>54313
what the fuck. I am one of the premier paypigs of this very /bert/, and I would NEVER consider anything at these prices.

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 18:53 [Preview] No.54318 del

>>54316
>Love cold weather hiking
Definitely better than warm weather. If dry it's breddy gud.

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 18:53 [Preview] No.54319 del

>bert bought 2 pairs of socks for 500€ or something
I don't want to hear any complains about my purchases ever again

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 18:57 [Preview] No.54320 del

>>54312

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 18:58 [Preview] No.54321 del

>>54319
>carbon fibre fred sled with pace meter attachment
your not off the hook here pal

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 18:59 [Preview] No.54322 del

>>54319
speaking of, when are you going to purchase something? /bert/ has been spending BIGLY these days

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 19:14 [Preview] No.54323 del

>>54315
I got a 20% voucher in my mails so I basically had to do it. And I also liked the orange color they had for some items (got the gloves, balaclava and oversocks in that color). But mainly needed some good deep winter bibs and I always wanted to try theirs.

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.54324 del

dude 120€ merino balaclava LMAO

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 19:24 [Preview] No.54325 del

>>54321
my shovel sled cost like 2 eurodollars
>>54322
i don't really need anything

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.54326 del

>>54325
wouldn't make for very good paypiggery if there were an actual need

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 20:13 [Preview] No.54327 del

>>54324

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.54328 del

>>54323
an irresistible offer

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 21:01 [Preview] No.54329 del

We should have an award for paypig of the year

Bert

11/22/2025 (Sat) 23:54 [Preview] No.54330 del

>>54312
I have a few good bibs and jerseys from bioracer and the rest is from decathlon.
500 eurodollars is insane

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 00:18 [Preview] No.54331 del

>black friday at me ciclismo shop
>no brand i like (gobik)
>BIG garmin black friday = -5% on garmin watch strap (60 euro instead of 65)

Bert 11/23/2025 (Sun) 03:41 [Preview] No.54333 del

Ran over a cyclist in my truck this morning 😂

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 04:15 [Preview] No.54334 del

>Je n'ai jamais envisagé de partir fin 2028, appuie "Pogi". J'ai signé un contrat jusqu'en 2030 et, sauf imprévu, je le respecterai. Sinon, je n'aurais jamais signé en ayant cette date en tête."
5 more years berts...

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 04:22 [Preview] No.54335 del

>>54334
by that time m*rckxzx will be dead, gone along with the legacy of anyone other than the triathlete from texas

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.54336 del

>>54333
💀

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.54337 del

>>54333
rohan? aren't you in jail

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 08:48 [Preview] No.54338 del

last face you see before your sports gets hidden behind 10 paywalls and dies

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.54339 del

>>54338
>not so fast you greedy flemish

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 08:55 [Preview] No.54340 del

>>54339
>removed from AIOCC
it's only a matter of time, atleast his replacement was also against vip zones but I give it a few years before he bends and breaks

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.54341 del

>>54340
It's the old mommy's choice anyway. TDF is 90% of cycling, they do what they want. A bunch of Dutch and flemish won't change that and UAE doesn't care about shitty TV revenue

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.54342 del

We live in Czech'em

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.54343 del

>>54342
Are you there

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 13:41 [Preview] No.54344 del

>>54343
No

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 13:42 [Preview] No.54345 del

Funnily enough last time I considered going there (and didn't) the traens got stuck in a tunnel or something and half the spectators were late

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.54346 del

>>54313
Do these companies just use a random number generator or something, what the fuck

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.54347 del

>>54346
>random number generator
nowadays we call that AI

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 14:00 [Preview] No.54348 del

>>54344
lame

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.54349 del

>>54344

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 14:10 [Preview] No.54350 del

CHUTE and ASSASSINATION

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 14:16 [Preview] No.54351 del

16° sunny and merely Beaufort 3
fink I'll spin out the benen

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.54352 del

>>54351
lekker

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 14:20 [Preview] No.54353 del

sweeckcoin rising

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.54354 del

two hours of GRVL this fine afternoon and it was so cold (-3°C) that my mates wahoo DIED, winter is not for the weak products
also my clothing smells like smoke

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.54355 del

>>54354
>hickory smoked knickers

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 16:50 [Preview] No.54356 del

>>54316
that sounds badass

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.54357 del

heh

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 17:00 [Preview] No.54358 del

Yo, Bert! Last day of Kyushu Basho, the conclusion of the tournament! In 30!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 18:43 [Preview] No.54359 del

hi everyone, I suck so I go to gravel

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.54360 del

>>54359
at some point it will be just as hard to get results there because gravel is already starting to overflow with failed roadies

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.54361 del

scored torty tree eggs in short sleeves
Bertrand du Côte d'Azure HUMBLED

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 19:27 [Preview] No.54362 del

>>54361
GREAT haul

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 19:28 [Preview] No.54363 del

>>54361
scoring eggs for the rest of us

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 19:39 [Preview] No.54364 del

Grug is making carbonara with his 2nd boyfriend while wout is already weighting his kiwis
>butter in carbonara
Criminal

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 19:54 [Preview] No.54365 del

>Viviani speaks proudly about his career and especially wants to savor this last day. "I feel privileged because I've been able to pursue my passion for so many years."

>"My advice to the young guys: find your own place and dream big. Otherwise, you'll never make the leap forward. Work hard to become the best version of yourself."

>"This last dance is for you," he added in his speech to a packed Kuipke stadium. "Thank you for the support and the emotions over the past 20 years."

Ciao

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 20:07 [Preview] No.54366 del

>>54365
ciao

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 20:12 [Preview] No.54367 del

>>54364
I don't see any ketchup though

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.54368 del

>>54365
Erruvudurchee

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.54369 del

>>54364
>egsh unseparated
>butter?
>dentist office style kitchen

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 20:40 [Preview] No.54370 del

Also paypigged for some handheld windmaking device, wonder how many of these would be enough to replace one Vaxxxmaster.

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 20:49 [Preview] No.54371 del

>it's snowing
finally

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 20:58 [Preview] No.54372 del

>>54371
been snowing quite a bit but temperatures are rising to just about 1/2°C next week with some rain so we're going right back to the wet I guess
don't like snow but a day or two of some snow and cold is comfy I have to admit

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 22:51 [Preview] No.54373 del

got sunburned on me ride today. darn

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 22:53 [Preview] No.54374 del

>>54373
how is that even possible in November?

Bert

11/23/2025 (Sun) 23:50 [Preview] No.54375 del

>>54374
I didn't put sun cream (because it's November), all the leaves are down now so there's more light, and I took a route with lots of time back into the sun

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 00:51 [Preview] No.54376 del

>>54371
It was 43.6 C here yesterday. Today will be similar.

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 03:11 [Preview] No.54377 del

>>54376
good for harvesting eggs

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 03:21 [Preview] No.54378 del

>>54377
when you drop them and they break on the ground, they start frying

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 04:03 [Preview] No.54379 del

>>54378
luv me days dripping and salt crusted in the still air of the orchard hills under a sweltering evening sun

Bert 11/24/2025 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.54380 del

Gm Berts

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 06:49 [Preview] No.54381 del

>>54380

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 06:50 [Preview] No.54382 del

>>54380
>>54381
Another try

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.54383 del

>>54380
>>54381
>>54382
Yey, he did it.
Very cozy, a bit more of that here but it is going to melt soonish.

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 07:13 [Preview] No.54384 del

Got hit by the cold deluge this morning, decided to paypig for some shoe covers finally

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.54385 del

>>54384
That is not my flag yuck

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 07:18 [Preview] No.54386 del

>>54385
Aren't full winter shoes better?

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 07:22 [Preview] No.54387 del

Surely these dudes have been replaced by LLMs at that point

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.54388 del

>>54386
Maybe, the only issues I have is when it's really pouring combined with sub 5 degrees temps so I figure some cheaper overshoes will solve this instead of going all in.
It's mostly my toes and ankles that get wet and then start cooling off really fast despite riding through puddles all commute.

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 16:37 [Preview] No.54389 del

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 16:45 [Preview] No.54390 del

>"I speak to Javier every day; he's a great guide and the interaction is perfect," Pogacar said of the 39-year-old Sola, who took over as trainer/coach from Iñigo San Millán after 2023. "As for Gorka, he's one of the hardest-working people I've ever seen. He creates individual nutrition plans, all different, for 30 riders... The nutrition is almost perfect now. Until a few years ago, I found it difficult to stick to it, but now I understand how important it is. How much of a difference it can make in performance."
>In the same interview, Pogacar also indirectly criticized the aforementioned Iñigo San Millán, the man who trained him before Javier Sola took over. To the journalist's observation that Pogi wants to live a normal life, the world champion replied: "Indeed. My former coach, for example, pointed out to me that footballers often have a private chef, someone who does the shopping, someone who takes care of the house... Well, that's not for me, for Urska and me."

bald z2 fraud called out, don't be bald

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 16:52 [Preview] No.54391 del

>>54388
<wagie gap
>>54389

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 16:57 [Preview] No.54392 del

We are BACK.

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.54393 del

>Bahrain Victorious will see Antonio Tiberi make his Tour de France debut in 2026
why he was horrible last year against weaker opposition in the giro and the vuelta

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.54394 del

I have just bought anudda unit of the same handheld windmaker because it is on sale on chinkexpress, but it is over 20 eurbux or 100 kurwabux cheaper.
Shall just not pick up the one that is already shipped by amazon and get me geld back.

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.54395 del

>>54380
g'day la

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 17:20 [Preview] No.54396 del

>>54388
That'll fix your problems, I have some thick neoprene shoe covers and water doesn't get through at all

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 17:21 [Preview] No.54397 del

>>54373
>>54376
Excuse me sirs we're in winter complaining mode you can't just go out and get sunburns and have 44°C weather (what the actual fuck)

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.54398 del

It's coming home

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 17:33 [Preview] No.54399 del

>>54398
average czech hairline

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 17:37 [Preview] No.54400 del

>>54398
>czech super team Elkov - Kasper has Pavel BITTNER's brother and a Slovak
take notes

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.54401 del

>>54398
one czech on the squad
giro stage still gleaming
kek Jan Hirt's a KWAB
Sylvan Adams scheming

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 18:08 [Preview] No.54402 del

Err. This may be it, I will be gone, dead. Green - rain, blue - snow.

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.54403 del

>>54402
propa hardman conditions

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 18:20 [Preview] No.54404 del

I tried to FUCKING post on the other place and it said my IP range has been banned and it wanted me to confirm my email?? FUCK that SHIT

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 18:25 [Preview] No.54405 del

>>54404
a serious criminal in our midst huh, alright fess up what did you post

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 18:31 [Preview] No.54406 del

My entire body is ACHING from the many a chutes from my ski sledging episode. Today is going to be a disaster.

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 18:33 [Preview] No.54407 del

>>54406
if zw*ft still allowed free trial then today is the day I will hunt you down and kwab ya good

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 18:34 [Preview] No.54408 del

>>54406
2nd day after a chute is the worst

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 18:46 [Preview] No.54409 del

Thirsty Trein to UnoX, confirmed.

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.54410 del

>>54409
he wasn’t already?

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 19:15 [Preview] No.54411 del

some VO2max for my favorite odd (numbered) ameribert

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 19:17 [Preview] No.54412 del

>>54411
did you make the time as even as possible on purpose

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 19:18 [Preview] No.54413 del

>>54412
autism is the core of my being

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 19:19 [Preview] No.54414 del

>>54411
>Z5
baste
subthreshold chuds in the dirt

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 19:56 [Preview] No.54415 del

Borderline throwup territory

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 20:00 [Preview] No.54416 del

>>54410
I've seen the post, maybe (You)rs, but I get all my news from the PCS landing page, interns at the /cyc/ office crawl the news sites.

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.54417 del

>Geoffrey Bouchard to total energies
wasn't this guy retired, and why would you sign someone that is so far past his expiration date

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 20:06 [Preview] No.54418 del

>>54415
>that long in an even zone
almost threw up just imagining it

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 20:22 [Preview] No.54419 del

yes well

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.54420 del

>>54418
That's only because my intervals ftp increased!

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 20:49 [Preview] No.54421 del

>>54415
>HR 171

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 20:51 [Preview] No.54422 del

>>54415
finished that effort strong

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 21:25 [Preview] No.54423 del

>>54420

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 22:09 [Preview] No.54424 del

>>54417
Squeakers will ALWAYS find another squeaky clown team

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 22:12 [Preview] No.54425 del

Lavreysen Dutch cyclist of the year. What a farce

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 22:14 [Preview] No.54426 del

>>54404
me too
me innocent

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 22:52 [Preview] No.54427 del

>>54426
They probably try to bully people into buying a pass which is THIRTY eurodollars now

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 22:57 [Preview] No.54428 del

>>54425
well unlike certain someones that guy races and wins

Bert

11/24/2025 (Mon) 23:08 [Preview] No.54429 del

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 01:14 [Preview] No.54431 del

>>54428
HOWEVER, track cycling is not a sport

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 02:45 [Preview] No.54432 del

scored some low cadence intervals in zone tree
better than nothing I suppose

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 07:15 [Preview] No.54435 del

>7k$
>8kg
Least expensive lmao.

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 07:33 [Preview] No.54436 del

>>54435
>Think there's no way this is the least expensive bike and go to their website
>It is
>Even their mountainbikes are more expensive
>Get to the bottom
>Pic related

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 08:17 [Preview] No.54437 del

Road/bikepath to przełęcz Karkonoska/Slezske Sedlo will be renovated, Brtek will be able to go down the road behind the green-white Schlagbaum he usually had in frame of his photos, and then back again through pic rel.
But there will be Polax down the road so he may not quite go for it.

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 08:32 [Preview] No.54438 del

>>54437
Imagine the bonks

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 08:41 [Preview] No.54439 del

stolen repost from rusbert:
>Træen is back to Uno X for 2 years
>Fernando Gaviria to Caja Rural
>Esteban Chaves retires
>Thibault Guernalec hit by a car on a training ride, suffered multiple fractures (lumbar vertebra, finger), as well as a concussion
>new Decathlon jersey pic related

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 08:52 [Preview] No.54440 del

>>54439
Many of these things already discussed

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.54441 del

some more news from around the cycling world:
>squeakers squeaking and signing petition to have tdf queen stage climb up the col de sarenne removed
>442 watts for 40 minutes: study estimates Pogacars output on TdF climbs
>Avocado back at next CX race at Flamanville, Fem keeps hiding
>Remco and Wout bored and went to a football game. Wout was spotted wearing a Antwerp scarf despite being a Brugge fan
>grug not voted Dutch cyclist of the year. beaten by some fat turn left bully.
>Viviani officially retired now

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.54442 del

>>54440
due to the long outage yesterday, I didn't bother to pay attention.

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.54443 del

UCI expanding their gr*vel races. new races includes for example:
>🇨🇿 Gravel Tour Hlinsko – Hlinsko, Czechia (1 August)

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.54444 del

How was your ride today berts? Seated sprints again for me, starting to feel quite strong in these so the Finnish pro peloton better be ready next year

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 09:54 [Preview] No.54445 del

>>54443
>45 races in 32 countries
Wet dream for UCI bobos

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:03 [Preview] No.54446 del

>"I also got sick twice in the summer during the Renewi Tour. When I got sick again after the Bretagne Classic, I never got back into shape."

>To prevent future infections, Van Gils underwent surgery. "They removed a section of my nose. That will help me next season."

What the fuck, is this a thing

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.54447 del

I guess he's not weighting his food anymore, he

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:40 [Preview] No.54448 del

saddle sores bros...

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:45 [Preview] No.54449 del

>>54448
? What are those?

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:48 [Preview] No.54450 del

>>54431
absurd slander and it's coming from a BANNED criminal tsk

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.54451 del

>>54448
reminds me that I ran out of šamoa

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.54452 del

Apparently nans Peter retired at his local CX race

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 10:58 [Preview] No.54453 del

>>54451
>20EUR for 250g
kinda smells of paypiggery
and decathlon doesn't sell any

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:00 [Preview] No.54454 del

>>54435
>>54436
and that brand is alive and well, I'm telling you premium-only is a more viable path in terms of profitability than offering lots of budget options

>>54444
it hasn't happened yet but it might happen later zonder sprinting

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:02 [Preview] No.54455 del

>>54454
I guess you're right, imagine the profit margin on those bikes

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:17 [Preview] No.54456 del

For anyone struggling with saddle sores, just buy this washing liquid. Paired with an Sqlab saddle, I haven't had a sore in months, even when I've done crazy high cadence workouts and heat training. It's a miracle product. I just wash my genitals with it after the ride and that's it.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hibiwash-Antimicrobial-Skin-Cleanser-Bottle/dp/B001AV4C20

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:20 [Preview] No.54457 del

>>54441
>Avocado back at next CX race at Flamanville
time to start watching cx

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.54458 del

>>54457
I see the appeal

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:23 [Preview] No.54459 del

>>54456
I also gaven't had a sore since buying sqlab and a well fitting pair of bibs

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:25 [Preview] No.54460 del

>>54453
that one is a dozen petroshekels per 50g if you really want to paypig

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.54461 del

>>54458
wasn't aware that rusbert was bald

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:30 [Preview] No.54462 del

>>54456
I been using this swedish butt slop since you first posted about it coach

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:37 [Preview] No.54463 del

>>54461
if it berts it balds

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:39 [Preview] No.54464 del

>>54462
Very good!
>>54459
Swlab really is a miracle product. What bibs do you like? I've been partial to Assos RS Equipe before but lately I've really liked the Castelli Competizione 2 shorts. Rather cheap and with their most basic padding, but it really seems to work for my butt.

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:42 [Preview] No.54465 del

>>54458
rusbert face reveal

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:52 [Preview] No.54466 del

it must be the fit of the bike

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 11:53 [Preview] No.54467 del

>>54466
yes

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.54468 del

>>54464
I wear bioracer for long rides don't know the specific one anymore icon or epic, I bought them on sale.
On my vinemachine I just use cheaper decathlon bibs because they suffer so much for the tjernobyl sweat

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.54469 del

>>54468
Nice, our club bibs/jersey are Bioracer. Otherwise good but I find the pad a bit big, I need to downsize compared to any other brand or I get sores.

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 12:35 [Preview] No.54470 del

Saddles sore are a bit strange for me. If I stop riding couples of weeks I'll get some insane one no matter what I do. When I'm mid season everything seems to be fine

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 12:42 [Preview] No.54471 del

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 13:00 [Preview] No.54472 del

>>54471
Use case?

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 13:06 [Preview] No.54473 del

>>54472
appearing in the coverage of the e-Giro during the Giro stages

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 13:38 [Preview] No.54476 del

>>54472
stunting on the haters and poors init

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 13:44 [Preview] No.54477 del

>>54472
making me catch a manslaughter case

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 13:49 [Preview] No.54478 del

>>54472
Looking cool and dabbing on cardio-bound cyclists

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 14:31 [Preview] No.54479 del

Soon Visma will start roubaix recon in the summer
Seriously what's the point

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.54480 del

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 17:05 [Preview] No.54481 del

>>54480
>winebert was wout all along
what a plot twist

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 17:20 [Preview] No.54482 del

>Sous le choc, les forces de l’ordre ont été doublées sur l’autoroute à la sortie de Marseille par un adolescent de 16 ans, assis sur un vélo totalement trafiqué ce samedi 22 novembre. Il roulait ainsi à une vitesse de 90 km/h lorsqu’il était à la hauteur des agents.

>Propulsé par un moteur électrique de 500 W, il ne possède pas de pédale, est équipé d’un compteur électronique de moto. Le conducteur tentera de faire croire aux agents que le moteur n’était que de 250 W, la limite autorisée en France. La mémoire de l’engin enregistre même une vitesse de pointe de 121 km/h.

>Le jeune homme, originaire de Marseille, expliquait aux agents qu’il avait été "perdu" par son GPS. Sans permis à cause de son âge et ayant échappé à l’excès de vitesse, l’adolescent a été poursuivi pour conduite sur autoroute et défaut de casque et son drôle de vélo a été saisi.

They found the new froom on the highway in Marseille

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.54483 del

Based Ben Healy squeaks and calls our the other cowards

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 17:28 [Preview] No.54484 del

>>54483
I only complain when they start riding stupid behind him on the flat
the amstel showed that you can still beat him if you work well together

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.54485 del

>>54483
I think he should push a little bit harder

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.54486 del

>>54483
500W zone 5 intervals is the minimum standard to be considered of trying, take note bert

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.54487 del

>>54486
500W zone 5 intervals after 200km of racing

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.54488 del

After all these years Limp Bizkit kinda defends itself.
It is slightly cringy but the bangers remain bangers, guess it goes for most of early nu-metal which was organic and fresh.

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.54489 del

I probably could do it 1m30

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.54490 del

>>54488
>Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.54491 del

>>54488
>>54490
I watched the Woodstock 99 documentary recently and holy shit that crowd was going crazy for Limp Bizkit. Also they are total douches

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 17:52 [Preview] No.54492 del

>>54491
one of them died recently from alcohol abuse, the bassist I think

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.54493 del

an early burger hour
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Glc-9qvWcP8 [Embed]

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 18:06 [Preview] No.54494 del

>>54479
question is why do they do recons at all they have nobody who can contend for victory
>>54486
>>54487
500w for 5 minutes after 200km of racing at no more than 62 kg of bodyweight take notes
>>54484
yup they can't follow pog on climbs but that's no excuse for them not trying to chase him as a group afterwards

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 18:08 [Preview] No.54495 del

>>54490
I'm more of a
>you think you're special, you do
and that one tune with Method Man but it many hold up and are nostalgic.

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 18:09 [Preview] No.54496 del

>>54493
This one yes, who could be the boss, look up to the cross, stranded, in the land of the lost - was great from the way back from school.

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 18:10 [Preview] No.54497 del

>>54493
nice boomercore tune

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 18:12 [Preview] No.54498 del

re-arranged, rollin (mit air raid vehicle), and faith are for SURE represented in one of frumedawg's tempo intervals playlist

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 18:13 [Preview] No.54499 del

as for me it would be INCUBUS

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 18:19 [Preview] No.54500 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9QWOc0HnItM [Embed]

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 18:23 [Preview] No.54501 del

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Et-6Z47B2XM [Embed] random find, r*pists ITT take notes this is for you

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 18:24 [Preview] No.54502 del

>>54500

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.54503 del

eating kinder riegel

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 19:43 [Preview] No.54504 del

lmao

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 19:45 [Preview] No.54505 del

>>54504

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.54506 del

>>54504
Crazy, even the statement of him saying every year that hill grows bigger in the UAE tour is insane
What the fuck are we doing

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 19:49 [Preview] No.54507 del

>The International Cycling Union's press release stated that Lazkano has been provisionally suspended due to suspicious variations in his blood passport between 2022 and 2024. The discrepancies in the Spaniard's Athlete Biological Passport (ABP) have been deemed unexplained.

>However, Ciclo21 now reports that the four discrepancies in his biological passport can be traced back to just one year. This would be 2024, his last year with the Spanish Movistar team. In his first two seasons on behalf of the telecom brigade, no suspicious variations were reportedly found in his blood passport.

I wonder when...

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 19:57 [Preview] No.54508 del

>>54507
>february
>june
>july
>september

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 20:16 [Preview] No.54509 del

Anyway, did some Z2
Watched Train Dreams
would recommend, nice movie

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 20:23 [Preview] No.54510 del

I wonder why they didn't say anything about paduni

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 20:26 [Preview] No.54511 del

>>54510
the squeaks
the bahrain raids
all theater

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 20:38 [Preview] No.54512 del

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heh 2021 bahrain, squeaky clean

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 21:08 [Preview] No.54513 del

>>54510
please understand it would've damaged the integrity of our sport at the worst possible point in time!

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.54514 del

>

Bert

11/25/2025 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.54515 del

>>54514

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 01:11 [Preview] No.54516 del

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 01:15 [Preview] No.54517 del

>>54516
Breadbert looks like THAT?

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 06:54 [Preview] No.54518 del

>>54516
No dox pls.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.54519 del

>>54516
Mass IS Power

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 06:59 [Preview] No.54520 del

>>54516
Lots of eggs. Kinder.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 07:05 [Preview] No.54521 del

>>54516
I hate AI slop so much you wouldn't believe

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 07:10 [Preview] No.54522 del

>>54521
it ruins the planet for cheap shit like this

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 07:17 [Preview] No.54523 del

>>54521
>>54522
Even doom-peddlers like Sutskever start admitting this is it for scaling and there is no AGI for 5-20 years more.

There is no true AGI under conventional math paradigm ever, don't know what quantum computing would bring but I have had enough of these Jews and their little minions plus some midwits who jumped on the doomer ride, poisoning the well and one-shoting boomers, other midwits with this slop, draining the resource pool for the line to go up.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 07:23 [Preview] No.54524 del

>>54523
Unfortunately the AI line is now like 50% of the US economy and it needs to go up

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 07:40 [Preview] No.54525 del

>>54523
there isn’t enough energy for AGI need to solve cold fusion first

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 08:24 [Preview] No.54526 del

>>54521
Oyu and me both brother

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 08:26 [Preview] No.54527 del

>>54525
You can lay a cable to Sun itself, you're not going anywhere with stacking matmuls and ODEs.
I mean, what we have is nice, agents will refine this a bit, specialized augmented models will work even smoother, we are surely getting some malevolent creations meant to scam and drive people crazy but it is not going beyond a sophisticated windows paperclip guy.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 09:26 [Preview] No.54529 del

>Lidl-Trek already has two leaders in Mattias Skjelmose and newcomer Juan Ayuso, but according to Het Laatste Nieuws, the ambitious team is working behind the scenes to further strengthen its squad. In this search for reinforcements, Lidl-Trek has set its sights on Florian Lipowitz.

Lol, lmao even

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 09:29 [Preview] No.54530 del

>>54529
lol wut. but bora is asking for it when they signed remco

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.54531 del

>>54529
Trading remco for ayuso that’s like going from the pan into the oven (oy vey)

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 09:56 [Preview] No.54532 del

Comeback starts now

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 10:16 [Preview] No.54533 del

>>54532
um, doesn't he have to ride in the team jersey until the end of the year?

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 10:18 [Preview] No.54534 del

>>54529
from the bora tridente to the lidl tridente - you all alone in these streets cousin, every man for theyself on this koers we be runnin

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.54535 del

>>54532
Col d'eze, home

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.54536 del

looking at helmet offers, as after 6-7 years of sweating in them you should get a new one. which models and colors are sexo? as I have a big heda, I can profit from the cheaper L sized helmets on sale. and MIPS is a Swedish scam I guess.
don't know about the abused gamechanger that grug wears, I think aerohelmets are overkill and I'd rather prefer more vents, but it's easier to find on sale than the airbuckbreaker.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 10:50 [Preview] No.54537 del

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>>54532
Playlist hasn't changed

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 11:20 [Preview] No.54538 del

>>54536
https://www.helmet.beam.vt.edu/bicycle-helmet-ratings.html

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.54539 del

>>54538
looks good to me for a small p*yment of sexty dollarydoos
I'd opt for white, naturally

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.54540 del

>>54510
there were no anomalies in Padun's blood

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 11:32 [Preview] No.54541 del

>>54537
I FUCKING hate Coldplay

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.54542 del

>>54529
lmao

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 11:43 [Preview] No.54543 del

Enzo LEIJNSE to Anicolor - Tenshinhan 21

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 11:48 [Preview] No.54544 del

Haha wielerflitsgods. "Rumor" about Remco Evenepoel riding RVV that is totally not made up: many replies. Comprehensive article about the season of Wout van Aert: ZERO replies.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.54545 del

>>54529
>Okay, it's cucumber time, but do we really have to read brain figments of the usually not so well-entered "The Lowest News" here? There's a reason why I'm avoiding HLN. It's a shame if those gossip messages are taken over here. And yes, occasionally there will be something about it, but that doesn’t make up for the 9 out of 10 made-up messages.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 11:53 [Preview] No.54546 del

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 11:54 [Preview] No.54547 del

>>54546
I knew canada was bad with immigration but that they're calling it chinada now is a bit much

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.54548 del

>>54547
heh

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 12:00 [Preview] No.54549 del

A FUCKING nafingberger.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.54550 del

>>54546
it is NOT my fault that me regular training route is just a 10km circuit down wind of the dopage factory

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 12:15 [Preview] No.54551 del

>>54549
you didn't slip and chute taking that curva where you can see the traces. I assume you have good tires then.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 12:49 [Preview] No.54552 del

>Wout's sandwich has long since been baked. His family is now in first place! Let him build up quietly with his infinite contract. Occasionally strike again like on the Sienna and the Champs Elysees and more is no longer necessary! Wout has already proven everything in cycling, both in the field and on the road.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 12:53 [Preview] No.54553 del

>>54539
wow and the lens is even photochromic
Brtek's helmet must be getting mouldy by now...

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.54554 del

>>54551
I was careful, I have seen a lot of wobbly lines from boomers on their squeaky bikes, I did take turns slower and put on the brakes only while going forward.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 13:27 [Preview] No.54555 del

Ok, now it started going down, just a degree less and I may update the table photo with much more preferable conditions.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 13:29 [Preview] No.54556 del

>>54555
swigging oiresh piss whiskie on a bench until frozen to death status?

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.54557 del

>>54552
Is it already known who gave this guy a lifelong contract? Or is this person sleeping somewhere in a block of concrete...

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.54558 del

So Gaviria occasionally drinks. Like when he is awake. GREAT signing you have there Caja Rural

https://www.nicematin.com/societe/justice/un-cycliste-professionnel-juge-pour-alcool-au-volant-a-monaco-10658112

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 14:13 [Preview] No.54559 del

>>54558
Rookie numbers, sagan was nearly double and rode his best result of the year in the same week

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.54560 del

>>54559
But Sagan has slav blood. Alcohol works different there

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.54561 del

>>54556
Dunno abouth dath oirish piss wotr, I did see some nice prices this very run at Kaufland but I just don't work well with booze anymore.
Maybe a dry red wine, bought some decent Barbera below 5 eurobux just a few weeks ago.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.54562 del

>>54558
lol that article, worth a read. now I have to look up what a Moscow Mule cocktail is made from besides the obvious Vodka.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.54563 del

>>54558
>appeared in court without a lawyer
He can't even afford a lawyer???
>citing "work-related stress and family problems"
uh-oh

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.54564 del

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 15:22 [Preview] No.54565 del

Peculiar

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.54566 del

>>54565
>Bonks 11km in

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.54567 del

>>54564
Snow cycling brtek you ought to try it, its fun (for one single time). Not with road tires though

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.54568 del

>>54566
Highly possible, morely likely 14 km in though
>>54567
Best I can offer is winter r*nning

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 18:34 [Preview] No.54569 del

>>54568
will you do it?

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 18:50 [Preview] No.54570 del

We should migrate to some Hetzner cloud service.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 18:55 [Preview] No.54571 del

>>54569
Yes

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.54572 del

KWAB (Kek what a bonk)

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 19:36 [Preview] No.54573 del

>>54572
anything is better than nothing

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 19:56 [Preview] No.54574 del

I used this "massage cream muscle activator" tree times this year
>Once before L'Etape - It was a disaster
>Once before Alpe attempt - It was a disaster
>Today - It was meh
Coincidence?

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 20:07 [Preview] No.54575 del

>>54574
what kind of weird shit do you buy

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 20:17 [Preview] No.54576 del

>>54575
It's like this but half the price

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 20:45 [Preview] No.54577 del

>>54575
Destined for horse category climbs amirite

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 20:45 [Preview] No.54578 del

Wrong quote, womp.

Bert

11/26/2025 (Wed) 21:35 [Preview] No.54579 del

>>54574
Sexual activity gel
>>54576
Après-Chute lotion

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 00:03 [Preview] No.54580 del

not planning to paypig the squirrels nut butter and casquette with integrated light adapting lenses I gather

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 04:33 [Preview] No.54581 del

>looks like a terminal cancer patient
Yeah, I think doping is back on the menu boys

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 07:07 [Preview] No.54582 del

Test

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 07:08 [Preview] No.54583 del

>>54582
Okay cool can post again

Bert 11/27/2025 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.54584 del

Is he a vism* hater?

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 07:43 [Preview] No.54585 del

>>54584
A man denied his kiwi is a man scorned

Bert 11/27/2025 (Thu) 07:45 [Preview] No.54586 del

>>54585
Understandable

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 07:49 [Preview] No.54587 del

>>54584
kek

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 09:20 [Preview] No.54588 del

>>54584
but the 3rd week of the giro was kino, stupidity = kino racing

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.54589 del

>>54588
Tommy boy is traumatized by week 3 giro ever since the reichenbach debacle

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.54590 del

howdy. texas ranger Paul Magnier is ready for a Stier hunt

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.54591 del

>>54590
Howdy sir
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4zKCrk2l7Hg [Embed]

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.54592 del

>>54589
💩💩💩

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.54593 del

>Jack Haig to ineos
What's their obsession with old has been frauds

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 10:35 [Preview] No.54594 del

ALMEIDA to team Team Abadie-Magnan

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 10:37 [Preview] No.54595 del

>>54593
what happened to that guy anyways
nothing? Was it really nothing, just the removal of bahrain juice?

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 10:40 [Preview] No.54596 del

>>54595
>, just the removal of bahrain juice?
Many such cases

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 10:41 [Preview] No.54597 del

>>54595
Got Padun's leftovers

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.54598 del

Almost F

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 11:19 [Preview] No.54599 del

>>54598
uh oh someone spiked his vino

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 13:04 [Preview] No.54600 del

short sleeves jersey bros it might be over for a while...

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 13:05 [Preview] No.54601 del

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.54602 del

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 13:10 [Preview] No.54603 del

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 13:12 [Preview] No.54604 del

>>54601
>>54603
very nice I don't have that much snow but I'm gonna go snow riding soon anyways

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.54605 del

>>54601
>>54603
GREAT news

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 13:17 [Preview] No.54606 del

>>54601
>>54603
bit kino that

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.54607 del

Happy Thanksgiving, berts. 🦃

How are you celebrating??

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 13:49 [Preview] No.54608 del

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 14:07 [Preview] No.54609 del

>>54607
Happy what??

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.54610 del

>>54598
Herrentals AZ is only when you have collected collarbones?

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 14:14 [Preview] No.54611 del

>thighs bleeding from rubbing
God I HATE r*nning

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 14:40 [Preview] No.54612 del

>r*nners

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 14:41 [Preview] No.54613 del

Team Colono Bikestation Kolbi with literally 0 (zero) decency

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 15:34 [Preview] No.54614 del

>>54607
Rape of coursh

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 15:47 [Preview] No.54615 del

>>54608
on one hand remco is a seething manlet, on the other he really makes cycling fun
just this year
>beating 2out in the sprint
>reeling back pogi with skjeldoper but still gets 3rd
>LBL camera antics
>cracking so hard in the tour vingo passes him in the TT
>passing pogacar in the WC TT as revenge
>saddlegate
nobody does it like him

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.54616 del

>>54615
remco is one of the best things that happened to cycling for sure
if he didn't fake mechanicals to have excuses he would be respectable but also less funny so I'm fine with it. Looking forward to the bora shitshow to come

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 15:50 [Preview] No.54617 del

>>54615
He is just fucking crazy

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 15:52 [Preview] No.54618 del

>>54616
it was just tactics

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.54619 del

>>54615
To be honest it doesn't do much for me anymore. Not even hating, just tired of it

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 16:00 [Preview] No.54620 del

>>54615
He makes for a good show races with Remco always have that thing happening

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 16:01 [Preview] No.54621 del

Same for wout BTW, it's not fun hating if the guy never wins

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.54622 del

>>54621
wout is like the opposite of remco, he has the serf mindset which makes him extremely unlikable
gifting GW to Laporte cemented his fate as an eternal loser

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 16:06 [Preview] No.54623 del

>>54622
They have the Belgian press over hyping in common

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 16:13 [Preview] No.54624 del

>>54623
But Van Aert is Flander’s most beloved godson while Evenepoel is the enfant terrible, the conversion to islam was the death sentence the boomerwaffe hates his gut while Van Aert is perfect even in losing.. it’s quite funny you really get these comments that it should’ve been him etc.

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 16:15 [Preview] No.54625 del

Feeling very very very little under the weather
Time for beer and burger

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 16:24 [Preview] No.54626 del

>>54625
B A S T E
A
S
T
E

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.54627 del

>>54621
I barely even notice wout anymore unless a kwabbening happens

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 17:00 [Preview] No.54628 del

>>54627
So most of the time?

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 17:10 [Preview] No.54629 del

>brother wants to adopt a dog
>go to the local pound with him because why not
>it's 90% shitbulls
the world is a grim place

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 17:20 [Preview] No.54630 del

>>54629
They really should be illegal

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 17:21 [Preview] No.54631 del

>>54629
really is

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 17:56 [Preview] No.54632 del

>>54627
But that's every race for him unless he gets a scripted win

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 19:17 [Preview] No.54633 del

>arnaud de stier in spain
oh no I've seen how this one ends

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.54634 del

🍔

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.54635 del

>>54634
>lettuce burger
the shambling village of Çheckoslovakia

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 19:28 [Preview] No.54636 del

da boyz

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 19:31 [Preview] No.54637 del

>>54635
it is what is
there were even p*ckles in it
but in the end it was rather tasty
even fries with whatever green stuff they put on it

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.54638 del

>>54634
Guten appetit

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 19:40 [Preview] No.54639 del

>>54636
Who's the tudor rider?

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 19:50 [Preview] No.54640 del

>>54639
arvid the small

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 19:59 [Preview] No.54641 del

>Stef Clement is calling for a "test of competence" for professional cyclists. Before you can become a professional cyclist, you have to demonstrate that you possess certain steering skills, the former cyclist believes.

vine bros, it's ogre

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.54642 del

>>54641
reasonable

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.54643 del

>>54634
the bun looks good

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.54644 del

>>54634
😋

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 21:11 [Preview] No.54645 del

>It's still unclear which riders will survive the Lotto-Intermarché merger, but Tom Paquot hasn't received a new contract. At 26, the Walloon rider finally calls it a day: "I didn't have any professional victories, but I got something much better in return: a proud family."

Kwab

Bert

11/27/2025 (Thu) 21:47 [Preview] No.54646 del

>>54645
Haha is that at stab at Wout

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 04:08 [Preview] No.54647 del

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 08:38 [Preview] No.54648 del

Girmay to Never say N team

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 09:08 [Preview] No.54649 del

>>54648
so what half-decent rider will team wallonie-intermarche-lotto even have besides Stier?

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.54650 del

>>54649
Der Widar and doperjaw ofcourse

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 10:15 [Preview] No.54651 del

Fuck I am in bad shape aerobically, oh well. Nice seated sprints and then 30min+20min sweetspot at 331W. Muscular endurance pretty bad currently after not doing any longer efforts for months.

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.54652 del

>>54651
Yeah that is a TERRIBLE shape

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 10:39 [Preview] No.54653 del

>>54652
Well I am basically right where I was like 1-1.5y ago, FTP at max 360. Feels weird to go backwards but I trust it's a needed step to be able to progress more for next season.

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.54654 del

>accidentally bought parmigiano instead of pecorino

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 11:10 [Preview] No.54655 del

>>54653
You guys are progressing?

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 11:13 [Preview] No.54656 del

>>54651
its over

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 11:20 [Preview] No.54657 del

>>54651
trust the build

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 11:21 [Preview] No.54658 del

>For nine years, a French (speaking) civil servant allegedly drugged hundreds of women who applied for jobs at the Ministry of Culture with a substance that made them need to urinate urgently. He then took them outside, far away from a toilet.

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 11:24 [Preview] No.54659 del

>>54658
his name? michéle hesshomme

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.54660 del

>>54658
>a substance that made them need to urinate urgently
heßmann mentioned

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 11:27 [Preview] No.54661 del

>>54658

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 12:31 [Preview] No.54662 del

>>54658
Top kek dude probably wasn't even fired

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.54663 del

I agree

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.54664 del

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.54665 del

https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/vijf-redenen-waarom-remco-evenepoel-de-ronde-van-vlaanderen-kan-winnen/

>5 reasons why Remco Evenepoel can win RVV
Why do I have a feeling this whole site is just ChatGPT now

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.54666 del

>>54665
>3. He knows the ways

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.54667 del

>>54665
it's worse, it's boomers

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:01 [Preview] No.54668 del

>>54667
Pretty sure chatgpt would be more nuanced than that

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:04 [Preview] No.54669 del

>>54668

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:05 [Preview] No.54670 del

imagine if remco started all the spring monuments, another piece on the board would make it all even more ciclismo

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:07 [Preview] No.54671 del

>>54670
True for San Remo but rvv and Roubaix he would be a non factor

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.54672 del

>>54671
RVV could be litty if he learns how to position

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.54673 del

>>54672
Yes, maybe Jonas Vingegaard has a chance too if he just learns how to position

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:17 [Preview] No.54674 del

>>54669
Mass Mechanical sounds like an expert level spell

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.54675 del

>>54673
Jonas can’t dayrace though

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:30 [Preview] No.54676 del

>>54674
I cast that every April in the Weekend

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.54677 del

>Campagnolo reportedly cutting 40% of jobs from Vicenza headquarters, stating “there is no alternative”
>Italian brand blames sector-wide post-pandemic turndown for expected loss of 120 jobs
>The report says that Campagnolo has recorded losses exceeding €24 million across the 2023, 2024 and 2025 financial years. The company attributes this to a challenging sector-wide downturn that has affected many manufacturers following the surge in demand during the pandemic era.
https://www.bikeradar.com/news/campagnolo-job-cuts-2025
maybe CHYNA can p*rchase that company

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.54678 del

>>54677
>releases another 3.5k group set in your path

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:33 [Preview] No.54679 del

Ella VIVIANI joins Team Ineos as director sportif

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.54680 del

>>54672
he doesn't have the peak watts for it, only sneaking away like in the olympics could worse but that doesn't happen with pogacar around

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:55 [Preview] No.54681 del

>>54678
I've never encountered a single person who even mentioned the current gen campy irl and I'm in contact with a lot of road cyclists, there's no hope. Probably won't even find someone to buy the company

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 14:19 [Preview] No.54682 del

>>54680
him and Mathieu chase could be something atleast

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.54683 del

paypig bros the ASSioma bargains are looking too ripe to ignore

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 15:48 [Preview] No.54684 del

>>54683
speaking of friday sales power2max offers a 250€ discount code for every pm on their page, that's a genuinely great offer and about the only worthwhile thing I saw at all. Other than that is is fake discounts or selling products that are yesterday's snow that's been sitting in the warehouse for too long tsk

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.54685 del

>>54684
Kickr Core 2 is for 400 yurodollars too

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 15:58 [Preview] No.54686 del

friday afternoon eggz

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.54687 del

>>54686
best I could do

>>54685
ah I see its on the wahoo shop directly, forwarded that to a r*pist to be although I assume he's already seen it and probably purchased

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.54688 del

>>54684
elite wheels had some good deals where they just gave you xxx$ off if you spent a certain amount, if anyone's looking for some rounder wheels
think you could gets some 50mm wheels for sub 900 bucks when I was looking 2 weeks ago

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 16:08 [Preview] No.54689 del

>>54674
What's the mythical level spell? Mount Teide eruption killing all competitors?

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 16:24 [Preview] No.54690 del

>>54689
Padun's vigor is an endgame buff

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.54691 del

>>54686
gwan bert

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 17:02 [Preview] No.54692 del

>>54677
they should have gone full gr*vel when they had the chance, with a cheaper and premium super ekar version

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 17:03 [Preview] No.54693 del

grug mudracing schedule

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.54694 del

>>54693
and 6 CONCLUSIONS by the wielerflits AI, please click

https://www.wielerflits.nl/nieuws/zes-conclusies-over-het-crossprogramma-van-mathieu-van-der-poel/

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.54695 del

>>54693
wout and pidders status? Anything?

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.54696 del

>>54695
Who cares

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 17:16 [Preview] No.54697 del

>>54695
I don't think shitcock is ever returning, wout will dodge grug

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 17:23 [Preview] No.54698 del

>>54696
>>54697
I care. Diegem 2022 with those 3 was very good

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.54699 del

Was that even 2022? I don't know I don't watch a lot of cx but some night cross was really good

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.54700 del

>>54699
yes 2022 going into 2023

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 17:42 [Preview] No.54701 del

>>54681
I genuinely like the new Campag SR especially because of its gearing – the 9-10-11-12-13-14-16-18-21-25-30-36-42 is far better than Sram's 13 speed offering. But I dislike the fact that I would be stuck with the overpriced and heavy Campag crankset/chainring.
The resident paypig of our club who has a dozen 10k+ fred sleds will probably build a new bike with the Campag SR 13s, so I can ask him for a review then.

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 19:10 [Preview] No.54702 del

Just listened to a podcast with Yana Seel, what an evil, arrogant and unpleasant women. Thank god that the walloon bull doesn't have to deal with her anymore.

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 19:12 [Preview] No.54703 del

>>54695
New big tree is grug, nys and van touren hout

Bert

11/28/2025 (Fri) 20:32 [Preview] No.54704 del

>>54702
Always impressed by how far sleeping around can get you

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 00:00 [Preview] No.54705 del

>>54702
Which team is she at these days, last I remember was astana I think

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 05:21 [Preview] No.54706 del

>>54705
UAE women

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.54707 del

>>54703
BOROS, SWEECK, ORTS tridente clears hard

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.54708 del

>>54693
That's a lot of races, more than last year.

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 06:46 [Preview] No.54709 del

>Gaviria caught with 2.4g
Lmao, that a pretty steep numner

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 08:57 [Preview] No.54710 del

King

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 09:01 [Preview] No.54711 del

>"The pie could be divided more fairly." Wout van Aert (31) is a rider who thinks beyond his bike. About the financial sustainability of the race, for example. From an interview in 'De Tijd': "If you charge a 5 euro entrance fee, that doesn't mean it's not more popular."

>He's considering the American NBA, among other things, as an interesting revenue model. "When I see how the NBA controls its playing field, yet still lets the teams share in the TV revenue, cycling could learn a lot from that."

>"In cycling, we're perhaps a little too focused on charm and the popular atmosphere. Charging 5 euros for entry doesn't mean it's not popular anymore. Cyclocross also charges an entry fee, and there's nothing more popular."

I can't wait till this absolute loser retires, fag does one trip of america and can't stop licking corporate boots

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 09:02 [Preview] No.54712 del

>>54711
Whenever someone talks about the US as a model for European sport you can be sure he understands absolutely nothing

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 09:06 [Preview] No.54713 del

>>54712
>Correct me if I'm wrong, but a major race like the Ronde or the Tour depends entirely on us, the riders and teams who participate. Yet, as a team, we don't even receive sufficient compensation to cover the costs of participating. That seems like a minimum to me. The pie could be divided more fairly.

hopefully he puts his money where his mouth is and the team doesn't participate in the tour then, oh wait
enjoy riding crits for the saudies then

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 09:09 [Preview] No.54714 del

>>54713
Kek this is such a bad example. The entire WT could boycott the TDF next year and be replaced by procontis and the people would still watch. Actually might even be more enjoyable.

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 09:32 [Preview] No.54715 del

cx season in full swing again with adrie giving sandbagging interviews
we're back

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 09:40 [Preview] No.54716 del

>>54714
I would watch that

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 09:51 [Preview] No.54717 del

>nothing but fog and rain and wetness for the weekend
I want to go outside but the outside sucks HELP

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 09:54 [Preview] No.54718 del

>>54710

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 09:55 [Preview] No.54719 del

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>>54717
Not so bad here but I got sick in this stupid workshop

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 10:17 [Preview] No.54720 del

>>54717
rain here too, and rain all week has made the roads a cx course

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 10:23 [Preview] No.54721 del

Z2 on the menu today

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 10:56 [Preview] No.54722 del

Seems like under the weather wasn't a start of anything more sinister, might try z2 of me own too

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 11:08 [Preview] No.54723 del

>The two-time Tour de France winner originally trained for a job in banking. "I always said I wanted to do something with numbers, probably something in banking. I've always been good with numbers," said Vingegaard, who studied business economics before becoming a professional cyclist. However, during his cycling career, he discovered there's one thing he enjoys even more.

>"After I grew up and renovated my own house, I discovered I enjoyed DIY more than I thought," said the Dane, who is quite open to a future career as a carpenter. "That's quite possible. Time will tell. I'm very fascinated by carpentry."

>In any case, the chance that we'll find Vingegaard behind the wheel of a team car is slim. "I don't really think I'll stay in cycling if I stop. I think I'll just enjoy being at home with my family and being there for them. I don't really know what I want yet, but I'll figure it out."

remodeling that kitchen really did a number on him

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.54724 del

Surely our b*lgian berts are participating today at the prestigious BOONEN & Friends event

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.54725 del

>>54724
I'll go once you finally go to Tabor

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 11:27 [Preview] No.54726 del

surely will go well when everyone is drunk

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 11:33 [Preview] No.54727 del

>>54726
will we get cinema of this magnitude

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 11:36 [Preview] No.54728 del

>>54727
never noticed how zoinked yellow santa hat guy was

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 11:40 [Preview] No.54729 del

>>54720
oh yeah here it was snow into melting into rain into snow again into rain and it has created some nasty semi frozen snow-slime, horrible

By 14:00 I will decide if I grab the r*per and a baby bitch fan or if I go outside and brave the elements. There ain't even cx today this is bullshit

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 12:20 [Preview] No.54730 del

Message to winebert. Apparently former's jobber axel domont became a prolifient winemaker in savoie. My brother gifted me one of his bottle, I'll come back when I try it

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 12:54 [Preview] No.54732 del

at this rate I'll go to Bert's local crosses before he does

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 13:32 [Preview] No.54733 del

>watch one normie friendly yt video about some "forbidden knowledge" iceberg which features microwave weapons and uncle Ted
>whole suggested page flooded with some yt friendly schizo shit
FUCK. Give me back my cats, history vids and 40k ai slop.

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 13:51 [Preview] No.54734 del

>>54733
I turned video history off 5 years ago and haven't looked back

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.54735 del

>>54734
Well no you can't look back because your history is off

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.54736 del

tim merlel getting mogged by johan jacobs in cx wasn't on the bingo card

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 15:01 [Preview] No.54737 del

my post didn't age well because merlier won because the others can't ride in sand

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.54738 del

Bertrand do you ever ride in the beach with you're fatbike ?

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 16:23 [Preview] No.54739 del

Well one more rest day never killed anyone

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 16:33 [Preview] No.54740 del

stybi still looking good

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 16:34 [Preview] No.54741 del

>>54740
this man however...

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 16:38 [Preview] No.54742 del

>>54739
move well rest well eat well
someday you'll get all tree

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 16:49 [Preview] No.54743 del

You've got to hand it to Puck. She could've just kept making thirst traps and doing 30 minute rides and DNFing every race and I'm sure she'd still have a big social media presence.

She actually underwent surgery with the intent of getting stronger and faster. Gravel WC when?

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.54744 del

>>54743
what makes you think she won't just keep posting thirst traps and do 30 minute rides just like before

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.54745 del

>>54710
I mean sure our dear Ursula is a dumm scheißkopf, but...
The only good side: it would make some people extremely butthurted. Both at home and abroad.

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.54746 del

>>54745
Nobody really know Orban outside of pisses euro libs of which is enough in politics

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 18:24 [Preview] No.54747 del

>>54743
This bitch just has Munchhausen syndrome, there is always something horrible happening to her so she can keep getting attention. The recovery will of course be "longer than expected" and "very difficult", etc etc

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.54748 del

>>54747
don't lie you'd munch her hausen THOUGH

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 19:04 [Preview] No.54749 del

>>54748
Iserbyt has been there you know

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 19:13 [Preview] No.54750 del

What sort of interior design concept is this? Paypig chic?

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 19:39 [Preview] No.54751 del

>>54750
tv for when you try to carbon monoxide poison yourself after a miserable day in the wage cage

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 19:45 [Preview] No.54752 del

Z2 done, watched bugonia
fun movie

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.54753 del

golfing in zone tw*, meself

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 20:33 [Preview] No.54754 del

>>54753
grug?

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 20:41 [Preview] No.54755 del

>>54754
>implying grug leaves zone 1 while golfing

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 20:45 [Preview] No.54756 del

>>54755
it's the only thing that gets him excited anymore
I imagine it's sweet spot for him

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.54757 del

>>54723
>I think I'll just enjoy being at home
He's me :)
If I made millions of euros that fast I would just retire at 35 and enjoy life

Bert

11/29/2025 (Sat) 22:38 [Preview] No.54758 del

>>54757
you don't need to retire to enjoy you're life my bert

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 00:34 [Preview] No.54759 del

>rapecave even in my scifi game

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 03:31 [Preview] No.54760 del

>>54759
all this talk of raping HAS been a discussion of minecraft after all

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 08:37 [Preview] No.54762 del

>>54759
imagine the should width with those bars

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 08:44 [Preview] No.54763 del

I think it's time for some short MTB ride

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.54764 del

>>54763
make it a long one to crank those numbers up

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.54765 del

>>54764
It's grey and cold. I leave the 4h rides for when it's 35

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 11:08 [Preview] No.54767 del

Was fun, time for a pizza

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 11:37 [Preview] No.54768 del

>>54767
Haven't food posted in a while

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 12:40 [Preview] No.54769 del

CX avec femmes is live

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 13:40 [Preview] No.54770 del

tfw no cx gf

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 13:59 [Preview] No.54771 del

>>54770
IKTFB

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 14:05 [Preview] No.54772 del

egg harvest and exploration - the first and final 20k were flat and the rest was a vast goatpath network up and down a berg, plenty of RAIN and slow freewheeling and eerie but beautiful scenery (shan't post pictures)

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.54773 del

>>54772
based

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.54774 del

>>54772
egg valhalla

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.54775 del

>>54772

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.54776 del

>>54775
kek saved

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.54777 del

short sleeves in cx

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 14:40 [Preview] No.54778 del

>>54772
>scoring 40 oofs in hardman condiziones
gigabaste
>zonder foto
lame

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.54779 del

>relaxed
>unbothered
>in his lane
This guy trots like he own the place!

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.54780 del

>>54779
ale fajny bobr

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.54781 del

>>54779
>it's already pitch dark in poland
grim

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.54782 del

henlo coach, what shall I score today on the vine machine?

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 15:34 [Preview] No.54783 del

now let's see if I was actually just a tiny bit sick or just plain lazy

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 15:35 [Preview] No.54784 del

>>54782
brteks load +1

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.54785 del

>>54784
right then, power or HR? his mitral valve is probably 10 gauge wider than mine so the bpm never matches

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.54786 del

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>>54785
dream a little bit bigger

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.54787 del

>>54786
inhumanas

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.54788 del

Thinking about running this winter and next summer. Easier to run with baby

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.54789 del

>>54785
power it is

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 15:52 [Preview] No.54790 del

>>54789
let's do 15 minute effort

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 16:15 [Preview] No.54791 del

>>54790
brtek pls

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 16:26 [Preview] No.54792 del

Bertacek you're such a moron.
When you were sick, albeit lightly, why is the first thing you do a hardcore interval? Is this your first time on a bike? Are you stupid? Will you ever learn?

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 16:33 [Preview] No.54793 del

>>54792
The powermeter free Belgian is right about everything

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 16:54 [Preview] No.54794 del

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 17:03 [Preview] No.54795 del

>>54788
5km run done. So weird to be in like zone 2 cardiovascularly but feel sore. Need to train these muscles and ligaments

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.54796 del

>>54794
Phwoar you can mtb there from you're house?

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.54797 del

>>54794
windy!

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 17:22 [Preview] No.54798 del

best I could do today
time for some soup

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.54799 del

>>54798
for me it is turkey sandwitch while waiting for coach brtek to ppst today's workout template

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.54800 del

>>54799
how was your thanksgiving

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.54801 del

>>54794
does anyone do the ventoux in the winter?

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 17:45 [Preview] No.54802 del

>>54800
comfy as my dear bert, it is truly the best holiday tradition of eating a lot and expressing gratitude
this year we had family at my place so a bit more hectic than usual due to hosting but overall still swell

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 17:46 [Preview] No.54803 del

>>54779
nice beaver

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 17:50 [Preview] No.54804 del

red bullbros... they're mocking us

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.54805 del

>>54804
are big red matty is a rocky mountain bull

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 18:51 [Preview] No.54806 del

>>54795
Yeah it's a weird feeling, I'm now down to 5:20min/km pace for 15-20min short runs at under 140HR and my calves still feel like shit after running, I guess the ligaments and muscles need lots of time to adapt

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 19:05 [Preview] No.54807 del

today I learned merlel has a brother that looks almost exactly like him

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 19:25 [Preview] No.54808 del

whatever

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 19:37 [Preview] No.54809 del

>>54808

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.54810 del

>>54807
>let your brother ride 90% of the race
>stealthily swap in for the final
>easily win the sprint with your fresh legs
a tale as old as time

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.54811 del

>>54808
that's all I have to score? ezpz

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 23:33 [Preview] No.54812 del

fell into a rabbithole of our biggest e-shop
they offer everything
i don't need anything
and yet i keep looking

Bert

11/30/2025 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.54813 del

>>54812
paypig of the year award is surely yours
what you bought this time Bertaček ?

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 00:37 [Preview] No.54814 del

>>54813
My Black Friday purchases include:
Underwear (7)
Socks (10 pair)
Soft shell jacket (1)
Fleece layer jacket (1)
New r*nning shoes (1 pair)
Wine (redacted)

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 00:55 [Preview] No.54815 del

>>54814

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 03:04 [Preview] No.54816 del

>>54815

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 07:47 [Preview] No.54817 del

Just paypiged some winter clothes. Fuck raping

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 07:53 [Preview] No.54818 del

>>54817
Yes but will you persevere and use them

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 08:31 [Preview] No.54819 del

>>54817
I paypigged some winter clothes as well, hope they are good enough so I will actually do an outdoor ride once per week. The ones I bought earlier were good for 0-5 degree weather but for proper minus degrees I needed warmer bib tights and a better base layer.

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 08:36 [Preview] No.54820 del

I can't do what you rapists do but man, these morning shop runs with a poor man's "intervals" between intersections are glorious, especially in the winter.
People can just do it and they don't, there's no reason to be alive if you can't do pedal.
Hope having a family won't derail that, remote wagie life helps a lot.

I have seen a bober again yesterday, at least it had the decency to dip into the water as soon as it was clear someone is getting close, not like that fat ass on saturday, completely ignoring my substantial presence, in my biggest jacket.

Bert 12/01/2025 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.54821 del

>>54818
Yeah, local trams are way too disfunctional for me to use them regularly anyway

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.54822 del

Been doing some sprinting on the vinester; big gains.

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.54823 del

>>54820
I commute by bike and rape, the worst of both worlds

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 09:32 [Preview] No.54824 del

>>54822

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.54825 del

>"During our December camp, there's never really a clear plan," says Politt, who swapped the then BORA-hansgrohe for UAE Emirates in the winter of 2023-2024. "Some teams do team time trial training, some do lead-outs. With us, it's just full throttle."

>And by "full throttle," the German really means full throttle. "I remember a training ride from last year where I looked at the data afterward. The numbers were exactly the same as in the Tour of Flanders, where I finished third (in 2024, ed.). And this was during a training session."

Why don't other teams just train harder?

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 09:46 [Preview] No.54826 del

Wout mudracing, only 5 times against grug
kWAB

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 09:54 [Preview] No.54827 del

>>54824

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.54828 del

>>54826
Imagine getting 9 gorillion eurodollars for a 2-week vo2max block.

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.54829 del

>>54822
Very nice bert, good 5s power! Do you find it harder to score big watts on the raper?

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.54830 del

>>54828
And he has the gal to complain about pay in road racing when he gets like 25k to start in a cx race

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.54831 del

>>54822
Very similar numbers. How much are these trainable I wonder. I basically never did anything, but anytimes I tried to improve them for a couple of weeks nothing happened.

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 10:39 [Preview] No.54832 del

>>54822
pwoah

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 10:57 [Preview] No.54833 del

>>54831
Kolie from Empirical Cycling talks how he started out as a 1200W sprinter and managed to improve about 100W per season by focusing on dedicated sprint training and gym. His best numbers are in the low 2000W's I think, transitioned into a track sprinter because he wasn't good aerobically.

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.54834 del

>>54815

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.54835 del

new thread today warning

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 11:41 [Preview] No.54836 del

>>54834
>greatest cycling duel
Yeah great "duel" when one wins everything and one loses everything

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 11:42 [Preview] No.54837 del

eating noodles

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.54838 del

>>54837
Why

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.54839 del

>>54838
nourishment!

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 11:54 [Preview] No.54840 del

>>54839
Oh ok

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.54841 del

>>54840
What did you think I was eating noodles for?

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 12:05 [Preview] No.54842 del

>>54841
Dunno

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.54843 del

>>54841
gluttonny innit

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.54844 del

>>54833
I think Lavreysen does like 80% gym training or something

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 12:16 [Preview] No.54845 del

>>54825
gotta slurp semen innit, gotta train the g2 syndrome and getting dropped from the front else you might not be able to pull it off

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 12:48 [Preview] No.54846 del

>4 GOLDSTEIN Omer +00:02
>9 PELLAUD Simon +00:07
>12 SALBY Alexander +05:53
>26 DE COMARMOND Aurelien +06:11
>29 RIKUNOV Petr +07:39
>31 IDERBOLD Bold ,,
>42 ETXEBERRIA Asier +10:09

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 12:53 [Preview] No.54847 del

>>54829
Don't really know, but maybe? Probably? I almost never do anything sprint-like outside, but I did some long-standing PB numbers outdoors a few years ago at a time where my indoor numbers were way lower. I'm somewhat terrified I'll drop my chain or unclip at the worst possible time and heem myself brutally as certain other berts have done for no real gain. At this point I'd probably have to retrain my form for outdoors sprinting also.
>>54831
I think a lot. I've never really trained sprinting apart from doing them at the end of Zwift races and I just added roughly 5% on top by just a few weeks of vo2 and sprint workouts. Not even any gym work.

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 13:15 [Preview] No.54848 del

>>54846
>chinese ciclismo

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.54849 del

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 15:10 [Preview] No.54850 del

we live at the Giro
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UbKKdKmB2Ps [Embed]

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 15:17 [Preview] No.54851 del

we all know the old Diesel Farm, but what's an H Farm?

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.54852 del

Femmes' turn to get the Finestre + Sestriere combo

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.54853 del

>>54851
Papaver somniferum innit

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 15:26 [Preview] No.54854 del

lamborghini looks 50

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 15:28 [Preview] No.54855 del

uphill ITT. bertolos trying to keep big marlen down again

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 15:34 [Preview] No.54858 del

>Tour of North Italy

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.54859 del

Giro is counting the posts made on /cyc/ about them

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 15:35 [Preview] No.54860 del

>>54855
finally learned from the week 3 debacle

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.54861 del

>>54860
but this is a donne con zwift, mens about to come so we can see if bertolo was right.

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.54862 del

flexing with the 100m euros numbers

Bert

12/01/2025 (Mon) 15:37 [Preview] No.54863 del

NEW THREAD:
>>54856
>>54856
>>54856

Bert

12/02/2025 (Tue) 00:05 [Preview] No.54984 del

>>54758
but it certainly helps

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