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Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:11 [Preview] No.56858 del

first for coming back

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.56859 del

The TOP 10 events this very season, in no particular order

1 - MSR
2 - PR
3 - The Dwarf Doors incident
4 - The strade stage of the Giro
5 - The infamous Colle delle Finestre stage of the Giro
6 - Remco chased down by VINGEGAARD at Peyragudes time trial
7 - W*ut humbing POGACAR in Paris
8 - POGACAR chased down by EVENEPOEL at Kigali worlds
9 - AYUSO betrayals at Giro and Vuelta
10 - Vuelta podium

Honorable mention:
1 - /elite/ winning at the Angliru
2- Pogacar chute comicale at Strade
3 - Meeting the Pope in Roma

I had trouble making it to 10

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:21 [Preview] No.56860 del

>>56859
I nominate Quinn Simmons' lombardia Calvary

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:23 [Preview] No.56861 del

>>56860
I nominate brave Berts bothering to watch Lombardia

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:24 [Preview] No.56862 del

Wait grug is racing tomorrow too? I guess that means another day of threshold

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:28 [Preview] No.56863 del

The compilation is now complete and it looks very GRIM
I will now do a 2nd pass to potentialy find new pics I found in my other folders, perhaps go thru 4plebs and shit.
Feel free to post photos I don't have without knowing which I don't have.

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:30 [Preview] No.56864 del

>>56863

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:39 [Preview] No.56865 del

(11.78 KB 1176x134 ballsack incident.png)

>>56863

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:51 [Preview] No.56866 del

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.56867 del

>>56863
best I can do

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.56868 del

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 17:08 [Preview] No.56869 del

Kek, a bit belgio centred

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 17:12 [Preview] No.56870 del

>>56868
kek

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.56871 del

>>56869
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u5ge0MEhI9U [Embed]

let us remember him with this piece of cycling history
au revoir

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 17:24 [Preview] No.56872 del

gonna be boring with figures like him

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.56873 del

>>56872
but then again maybe fdj stops being a shit team now

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 17:30 [Preview] No.56874 del

>>56873
Doubt it

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 17:34 [Preview] No.56875 del

>>56873
there must always be shit teams
they just need a niche to fill and colorful characters to compensate

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 17:37 [Preview] No.56876 del

>>56874
Küng is now a pro tour shitter like hirschi and pidkek, very gruel

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 17:39 [Preview] No.56877 del

>>56876
He's on a better team with better budget

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 17:51 [Preview] No.56878 del

Sebastian Moya wins the last stage down in Costa Rica after a splendid solo ride. Oses arrives safely with the peloton and wins for the second year in a row.

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 18:09 [Preview] No.56879 del

it's very windy in Costa Rica

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 18:12 [Preview] No.56880 del

>>56878
>>56879
And with this stage, the UCI road campeonship of 2025 is well and truly over

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 18:13 [Preview] No.56881 del

>Relancé à ce sujet avant le départ de la Coupe du monde à Coxyde, ce dimanche, le Néerlandais a confirmé ses propos de la veille en tempérant les interprétations définitives. « J'ai toujours dit que je voulais prendre ma retraite dans mon pays, avec le record, a-t-il réaffirmé. Il ne me reste plus grand-chose à gagner en cyclo-cross. La retraite est certainement une option, mais rien n'est encore décidé

He's going to be a full time MTB rider by the end of Paris-Roubaix, isn't he?

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 18:16 [Preview] No.56882 del

>>56881
nah canyon and the other sponsors need him in the tour or atleast some road races after the sprint

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 18:17 [Preview] No.56883 del

>>56882
spring*

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 19:14 [Preview] No.56884 del

>>56874
Except for Grégoire this is all garbage

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 19:15 [Preview] No.56885 del

>>56884
>except for gregoire this is all garbage

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.56886 del

I believe in madouas

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 19:17 [Preview] No.56887 del

>>56884
It is extremely grim. Rocket tier

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 20:13 [Preview] No.56888 del

It is what it is

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 20:14 [Preview] No.56889 del

>>56888
Pretty sure I added an attachment

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 20:15 [Preview] No.56890 del

Compilation is probably getting eaten by a spam filter or something, that's only fitting

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 20:16 [Preview] No.56891 del

>>56890

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.56892 del

Let me try over this magarathea thing that's all nice and shiny

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.56893 del

>>56892
Let us know how it goes. Fingers crossed.

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 20:27 [Preview] No.56894 del

Well that's it, yearly compilation has been CANCELLED
It goes to 100% but no attachment is attached

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.56895 del

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 20:38 [Preview] No.56896 del

>>56894
you gotta be fucking shitting me I've been waiting for this for 12 months

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 20:41 [Preview] No.56897 del

Maybe there's a size / dimension limit

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 20:44 [Preview] No.56898 del

>>56897
hell yeah

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 21:05 [Preview] No.56899 del

>>56897
>powerful NEILSON in prime real estate above my boy squeaker
>big matty o'jorgz basedfacing
makes up for some GLARING omissions

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 21:07 [Preview] No.56900 del

surely 2026 will be a better year of cycling

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 21:13 [Preview] No.56901 del

>>56897
I don't remember any of those things

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 21:36 [Preview] No.56902 del

>>56901
>t. thinks he p*ys attention

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 21:57 [Preview] No.56903 del

>observing the dead previous thread again

Bert

12/21/2025 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.56904 del

>>56903

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 00:19 [Preview] No.56905 del

>feeling coof onset
it's voorbaé

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 05:36 [Preview] No.56906 del

Mashallah Remco

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 05:54 [Preview] No.56907 del

>>56897
Thank you bertacek, what an awful year though except for MSR and roubaaay

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 07:39 [Preview] No.56908 del

>>56897
it's a xmas miracle

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 07:55 [Preview] No.56909 del

>2 day in a row with 100mm rain
At that point I have to check the forecast to plan my trip to the supermarket

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.56910 del

>>56906
hell yeah

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.56911 del

>>56906
how long until bora gives him the primoz treatment?

Bert 12/22/2025 (Mon) 10:02 [Preview] No.56912 del

>>56911
Already on it

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.56913 del

>>56897
Thanks for the effort bert.
Anyone here still doing work today? I graded the last exams of the year early this morning, now it's holiday time. Did a quick 2h LT1 endurance ride to celebrate.

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.56914 del

>>56913
I am indeed at the /cyc/ office
And I am discussing whether my weekend cough is gone enough to hop on the r*pe machine and score some easy z2 today

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.56915 del

>>56913
No zooms for a couple of weeks but I'm typing some stuffs. Looks like it's going to rain 200mm today so not like I have a lot of options anyway.

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 11:36 [Preview] No.56916 del

>>56906

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 11:40 [Preview] No.56917 del

my reaction when bertaczek is sick again
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ub1zsUD7UNQ [Embed]

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 11:43 [Preview] No.56918 del

>>56917
I was at 5 or 6 beer n burger n gulash outings this last month, it was bound to happen. But so far it looks like a 2 day ordeal rather than 2 weeks.

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 11:44 [Preview] No.56919 del

>>56913
Tomorrow I have special event shift. So they expect busy traffic and if necessary I will take an extra træen to alleviate the regular ones. I did this shift once before, it is basically just waiting all evening at the yard, all alone, and maybe you don't even have to do anything. Last time I did nothing. So I take my Steam Deck and get comfy. Best Christmas Eve ever

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.56920 del

I mean the day after tomorrow

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 11:47 [Preview] No.56921 del

>>56919
are you playing træn simulator while sitting you're træn?

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.56922 del

>>56921
No I am playing HADES II now. It is very good, only a few achievements left

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.56923 del

>>56919
Sounds very comfy indeed!
>>56915
So holidays = time for actual research and not the usual uni bs? Sounds good
>>56914
As your coach I think you are free to do some easy z2

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.56924 del

looks like CX is on youtube. I didn't look up where it's geoblocked and there's no commentary.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PkCzf06WYKY [Embed]

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 12:59 [Preview] No.56925 del

hag goes solo

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 13:02 [Preview] No.56926 del

ynr line

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 13:05 [Preview] No.56927 del

for me it's frites belges

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 13:06 [Preview] No.56928 del

>>56926
He, my girl. She got justed out of junior I think, quite early

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 13:32 [Preview] No.56929 del

hagwinslol

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 13:40 [Preview] No.56930 del

>>56859
RVV was a lot better than PR thoughever

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.56931 del

I'm thinking W*ut will end up in the moat

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.56932 del

>wout

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:05 [Preview] No.56933 del

sweeck coin on the rise

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:09 [Preview] No.56934 del

CHUTE W*UT

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:12 [Preview] No.56935 del

stay on your bike wout

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:14 [Preview] No.56936 del

Belgians cheering for grug with boos

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:15 [Preview] No.56937 del

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:20 [Preview] No.56938 del

grug barely breathing while wout is mouthbreathing

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:21 [Preview] No.56939 del

nys laché

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:22 [Preview] No.56940 del

W*ut van AERT, a man on a mission

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:24 [Preview] No.56941 del

I've seen enough, nys and wout are finished and troon will finish 2nd

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:25 [Preview] No.56942 del

>it's another grug terrorises the belgians episode

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.56943 del

Wout actually looking decent

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:27 [Preview] No.56944 del

I have seen enough - Nejs will be forcefully stripped of his NC jersey before this year is over

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:32 [Preview] No.56945 del

now THIS is a quintessential Wout performance

I'm feeling a cheeky Ompoop win on the horizon

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:33 [Preview] No.56946 del

camera keeps showing wout instead of grug and the frauds behind them

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.56947 del

tibald neiss flew off his bike

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:36 [Preview] No.56948 del

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.56949 del

>>56913
you BET I'm wagecucking it up for the rest of the year
shan't ride today I'll take a rest (I have nothing to rest from)

>>56917
kek

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:40 [Preview] No.56950 del

>+31 seconds

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:44 [Preview] No.56951 del

grug needs more rainbow stripes on his sleeves

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:46 [Preview] No.56952 del

You bet he didn't give a shit yesterday and only put 10 seconds on the great Lawrence SWEECK
Today with w*ut he wants the gap to be as big as possible

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:48 [Preview] No.56953 del

dirty belgians at it again

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:49 [Preview] No.56954 del

I hope grug punches that guy during the next lap like he manhandled the Australian girls knocking on his door

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:51 [Preview] No.56955 del

>>56952
and thats a based thing

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.56956 del

nys kwabotr

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:52 [Preview] No.56957 del

nys trying to enter the kwab of the year competiton last minute

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 14:59 [Preview] No.56958 del

>another runner stretching his back
>ynr grug backpain arc
cx may be the most back intensive cycling discipline

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:00 [Preview] No.56959 del

another moral victory for wout

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:01 [Preview] No.56960 del

dude weed lmao
sweek surprisingly only 5th
son of a putte instead on the podium

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.56961 del

>>56959
gap is less than 1 minute and he's well in front of the other runners which is a clear improvement from last time, yup it's a moral victory alright

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:02 [Preview] No.56962 del

>>56951
the stripes could go long ways down from the shoulder

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:06 [Preview] No.56963 del

my lungs are getting dead, gone
even if I somehow survive to the new year this offseason is already shaping to be an unmitigated disaster

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:11 [Preview] No.56964 del

Tomorrow, grug is resting, let's see how w*ut will fuck it up

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:21 [Preview] No.56965 del

>>56913
Easier one today, honestly the legs feel great. This forced r*ping season hasn't been all too bad

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:27 [Preview] No.56966 del

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:29 [Preview] No.56967 del

>>56965
>bert just stops at 1 hour without any spindown
based

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:30 [Preview] No.56968 del

>>56967
>spindown from 200W

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.56969 del

>>56968
honestly it's spindown from the constant boring pace regardless of the wattage

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No.56970 del

wtf is a turbo cross?

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.56971 del

>

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.56972 del

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:40 [Preview] No.56973 del

well that was the wrong webm

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.56974 del

>>56971
he looks like he's lost weight (1.25 kg)

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:41 [Preview] No.56975 del

>>56970
is there a stream?

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.56976 del

>>56975
it's on youtube
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-qNZQoUuiU [Embed]

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:43 [Preview] No.56977 del

>>56975
https://www.youtube.com/live/J-qNZQoUuiU?si=UCI2-DZIwxGp5i8d
16:45 – 19:00 — Turbo Cross
> 17h00 - Start Pro Women
> 17h30 - Start Pro Men
> 18h00 - Start Celeb Women
> 18h30 - Start Celeb Men

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:44 [Preview] No.56978 del

>>56976
>>56977
nice

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:46 [Preview] No.56979 del

>>56977
we're all rooting for big benji

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:48 [Preview] No.56980 del

I look through the startlist and only recognize benji yes well of course it's belgian social media whores and shit how am I supposed to know anyone, anyways pro men has some recognizable names like tietema, Rick Zabel, Marten van riel (pro triathlete) but pro women is ??? who are these people

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.56981 del

>>56980
I saw some big boobas in the women's category

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.56982 del

>>56981
luv me booba
luv me bunda
luv me clams
simple as

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:53 [Preview] No.56983 del

>>56981
good

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:54 [Preview] No.56984 del

immediately confronted with an old hag
it's over

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:56 [Preview] No.56985 del

bert

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:57 [Preview] No.56986 del

>>56984
classic pro womens cycling, hag infestation

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 15:59 [Preview] No.56987 del

lol i was out and didn't see the race, did they heem this guy out of the crowd
what a fag

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.56988 del

CHUTE

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:02 [Preview] No.56989 del

CHUTE

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.56990 del

why didnt they put the barrier into the real race

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:03 [Preview] No.56991 del

puck would've hopped that.

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.56992 del

girl in first clearly has some experience
absolute massacre and the e-thots are yet to come

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:08 [Preview] No.56993 del

>>56992
is that https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/senne-knaven ? Makes sense

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.56994 del

>>56993
the weakest of the 4 knavens
poor servais

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.56995 del

>>56987
didn't catch that either, grim behavior

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:10 [Preview] No.56996 del

>>56993
how peculiar

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:12 [Preview] No.56997 del

>>56996
>daughter named FEE
paypigery has a genetic component?

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:13 [Preview] No.56998 del

>>56997

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:14 [Preview] No.56999 del

big crowds

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.57000 del

business idea: have Remco doing this race

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:16 [Preview] No.57001 del

>>56996
daughter maxxed (c'est fini)

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.57002 del

what the absolute fuck is that bike fit on the lotto girl
that is an active pro rider

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.57003 del

jonas lang, the based standert buyer

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:26 [Preview] No.57004 del

for me its Jonas JAY NAY LUNGO

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.57005 del

bert de backer

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:27 [Preview] No.57006 del

zabel looks weightmaxxed as fuck kek

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:28 [Preview] No.57007 del

imagine showing up at this race in a mountainbike helmet

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.57008 del

bert will win, he's good

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:29 [Preview] No.57009 del

okay but waar is the post coough supremely high HR?
this makes no sense

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:30 [Preview] No.57010 del

and waar Bart BUIJK?

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.57011 del

>guy in first is a motobike rider

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:36 [Preview] No.57012 del

>>57010
a question asked by many including interpol

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:41 [Preview] No.57013 del

>>57009
all the kwabing transfered directly to me lungs

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:42 [Preview] No.57014 del

>>57009
why are you riding when sick bertman

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:43 [Preview] No.57015 del

>bert de backer
>old (41)
>has very good hair
>currently winning
this is excellent /bert/ representation, he's literally us
also van riel can't stop chuting is he on tramadol or what

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.57016 del

>>57014
clean bill of health already

and CHUTE

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:44 [Preview] No.57017 del

>>57015
average triathlete, imagine what we would have seen if that bloated norwegian actually went to the tdf

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:46 [Preview] No.57018 del

bertje gifted that win, as he is one of and remains anonymous without a photo

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:47 [Preview] No.57019 del

>>57017

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.57020 del

that interview guy, 150% chance of homosexuality

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:50 [Preview] No.57021 del

triathletes heavily exposed by motocross riders

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:56 [Preview] No.57022 del

>named mercedes
>works for sporza

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:58 [Preview] No.57023 del

one of these rode straight into the water during recon

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.57024 del

>>57020
concerning information: it seems like that guy is also called bert

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 16:59 [Preview] No.57025 del

the belgian thotsphere sends their best

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.57026 del

chute comicale x2

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:00 [Preview] No.57027 del

KAM ON SKORE SUM FAKING WATTS

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.57028 del

hahaha

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:01 [Preview] No.57029 del

would bertacek be better than these women I wonder

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:02 [Preview] No.57030 del

>>57029
i would easily walk over the tallest barrier but wouldnt fit under the bridge one, that would be a dnf

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:03 [Preview] No.57031 del

>>57030
walk over the bridge

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:04 [Preview] No.57032 del

>mfw that one guy supertuck the limbo bars

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:07 [Preview] No.57033 del

pidkek wouldn't have to duck under that low bar

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.57034 del

uh oh dj bros

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.57035 del

easy win for [person]

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:13 [Preview] No.57036 del

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:14 [Preview] No.57037 del

grillewinslol

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:15 [Preview] No.57038 del

oh god

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.57039 del

>>57038
pwoah

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:22 [Preview] No.57040 del

CAM ON BENJI

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.57041 del

reminder that benji's the fittest he's ever been

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.57042 del

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peculiar

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:26 [Preview] No.57043 del

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.57044 del

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:27 [Preview] No.57045 del

>>57043
>lukas brecel
isnt that the /147/ guy?

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:29 [Preview] No.57046 del

???

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:30 [Preview] No.57047 del

bros that zwift FTP plan ain't working

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:31 [Preview] No.57048 del

>world champion indoor rowing
dude probably has a vo2max of 85 adjust accordingly

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:32 [Preview] No.57049 del

BENJI GOES SOLO (backwards)

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.57050 del

did that guy just do a remco (punch saddle)

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:35 [Preview] No.57051 del

>>57048
average bert physique tbh

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:37 [Preview] No.57052 del

>>57051
literally us

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.57053 del

>>57052
he even has his own bertacek brother

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:39 [Preview] No.57054 del

>>57053
I somehow spot a bit of kiwi tom in him

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:41 [Preview] No.57055 del

dopage!

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.57056 del

has anyone seen benji

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:43 [Preview] No.57057 del

benjibros where are we

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.57058 del

>>57056
>>57057
if he fell into the canal we would have known by the flooding

and there he is!

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:45 [Preview] No.57059 del

benjibros we are lapped

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.57060 del

benji spotted
struggling BIGLY

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.57061 del

benji getting lapped

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.57062 del

>>57051
now here's a bert whomst enjoys work in odd zones and doesn't skip core day

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:46 [Preview] No.57063 del

he might legit be getting a heart attack

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:49 [Preview] No.57064 del

>>57053
The absolute size of that head

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:50 [Preview] No.57065 del

benji not last and actually ahead of average rob so this is a moral victory

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.57066 del

>>57065
he still needs to do a lap

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.57067 del

wait does he still have a lap to go??

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:51 [Preview] No.57068 del

>>57066
KEK

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:53 [Preview] No.57069 del

the real question is if he's losing to the guy with the clown shoes

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 17:59 [Preview] No.57070 del

DNF list not included

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 18:00 [Preview] No.57071 del

benji wasn't last but we don't know if he beat the clown

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 18:01 [Preview] No.57072 del

>>57070
waar bert he???

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 18:02 [Preview] No.57073 del

>>57071
the clown only did 2 laps I think, so did snooker obesity man

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 18:03 [Preview] No.57074 del

>>57073
there's a good chance they would've lost against the celebrity women, the absolute state

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 18:05 [Preview] No.57075 del

gotta hand it to rob, 15-20k people on the course and 40k+ watching
man's got it made

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 18:21 [Preview] No.57076 del

>>57075
what else there for people to do in belgium ?

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 18:44 [Preview] No.57077 del

>The Italian cycling team Sc Padovani Polo Cherry Bank escaped tragedy. Several cyclists were shot from a car during a training session last weekend. The team, which competes at the lowest professional level, shared the footage of the incident itself.

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 18:48 [Preview] No.57078 del

>>57077
to this very general mocked certain berts for staying strapped with the heater on they're rides

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.57079 del

>>57078
we all have to die some day

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 18:53 [Preview] No.57080 del

>>57077
fucked up happenings in italy

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 19:04 [Preview] No.57081 del

I accidently stepped on a scale today. Turns out I've been weightmaxxing a bit more efficiently than I planed

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 19:09 [Preview] No.57082 del

>>57081
can't ignore the Z2 bro

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 19:11 [Preview] No.57083 del

>>57081

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 19:22 [Preview] No.57084 del

>>57082
As soon as the sun reappears I'm back on it

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 19:24 [Preview] No.57085 del

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.57086 del

>>57085
can you blame him
these guys ate like 6k calories worth of carbs all day all week and suddenly all that metabolism is gone

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 19:29 [Preview] No.57087 del

>>57085
Yes, well

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.57088 del

>>57086
don't forget the 3k kcal of alcohol he drinks every day

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 19:32 [Preview] No.57089 del

>>57086
I think that's what happened to me to. Went from 2h of commuting everyday to 30 minutes because it's cold and miserable

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 19:32 [Preview] No.57090 del

>>57088
he calls that tapering

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 19:45 [Preview] No.57091 del

>>57081
baste

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 20:55 [Preview] No.57092 del

You can tell some ciclismo is habbening, one day and we are a quarter through the thread.

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 20:57 [Preview] No.57093 del

no vinestar for me today
gonna huff some dopage and go for a BIG walk to try shake off this coof

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 21:01 [Preview] No.57094 del

>>57092
It was really fun, although the femmes races were kinda more fun, half the hommes were exhibitionists and/or landwhales

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.57095 del

ourboy, he didn't fly so good

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 21:15 [Preview] No.57096 del

>>57095
Would have been faster walking

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 23:20 [Preview] No.57097 del

>>56897
>16 Mauricio Moreira
Rip sweet prince

Bert

12/22/2025 (Mon) 23:34 [Preview] No.57098 del

inshallah Stüssichads gonna chow down pretty good in 26

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 01:30 [Preview] No.57099 del

>>57047
this looks like they found some random dude at the nearest bar

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 01:31 [Preview] No.57100 del

>>57075
love average rob. seems a good guy and great content. doesn't wear out his welcome.

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 05:05 [Preview] No.57101 del

>>57099
Lanterne Huge will make it some day

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 06:17 [Preview] No.57102 del

Ok, confirming morning weight. I have 5kg to lose, let's see how long it takes.

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 06:44 [Preview] No.57103 del

Gathered some eggs to start the day, it's really cold outside so the boiler room was also cooler than usual which is great for these types of efforts.
>>57102
5kg is not too bad, just don't lose it too quickly or you'll feel awful when training

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 06:47 [Preview] No.57104 del

>>57103
What arz those dips in cadence. Standing up every 5 minutes?

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 06:54 [Preview] No.57105 del

>>57104
Yeah I like to stand up occasionally, helps me quite a bit mentally. Sometimes every 5 minutes, sometimes every 10. Today it was every 7min for 1min at a time.

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 07:26 [Preview] No.57106 del

>>57105
I see, even finnish autism needs some help on the r*pe machine I guess

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 08:21 [Preview] No.57107 del

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 08:36 [Preview] No.57108 del

>>57107
Trine doesn't approve of that schedule.

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 10:26 [Preview] No.57109 del

>>57107
That's it? 4 race days and then 2 GTs? And no WC CX because he knows it would be a humiliation. Maybe skip those 4 race days too then. K w a b

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 10:54 [Preview] No.57110 del

>>57107
Ompoop sissies...

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 11:13 [Preview] No.57111 del

>>57109
surely he's doing at least one of E3, Dwarf Doors and GW

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 11:22 [Preview] No.57112 del

Grug is already so scared of W*ut he DNS today

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 11:41 [Preview] No.57113 del

>>57111
And then lose to Powerless again hahaha. Last year he was on the verge of killing himself so the only option is to not race

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 11:44 [Preview] No.57114 del

lets relive that moment

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 11:56 [Preview] No.57115 del

>>57107
>They post this
>Article says it's pure speculation

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 11:58 [Preview] No.57116 del

reminder that powless can't sprint for shit and this is very crucial to understanding the level of kwabbening that happened there

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 12:08 [Preview] No.57117 del

>>57116
Well yeah Benoot wasn't even pedaling anymore for 200 meters and finished on the wheel of W*ut. That must have been the worst sprint in history

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 12:24 [Preview] No.57118 del

>>57114
pottery
the utter shame and defeat expressed by are big matty jorgz even kwabs w*ut's reaction

1 aYlNlfdX C - Canada

12/23/2025 (Tue) 14:08 [Preview] No.57119 del

20

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 14:12 [Preview] No.57120 del

W*ut in difficulty

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 14:34 [Preview] No.57121 del

>reach the front group
>immediately drop positions to make it harder for yourself

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 14:40 [Preview] No.57122 del

>AERT in Gruppo HENDRIKX-KUHN

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 14:47 [Preview] No.57123 del

>>57122
that was then, this is now

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 14:53 [Preview] No.57124 del

Ok, not the best legs today. Couple of days of resting and eating should do the trick

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 14:54 [Preview] No.57125 del

>>57124
Looks like I'm not the only one tired, everybody is DNFing

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:00 [Preview] No.57126 del

imagine the backpain del grosso feels right now

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:04 [Preview] No.57127 del

>l'amour toujours starts playing

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.57128 del

KWAB

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.57129 del

HAHAHAHA

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.57130 del

>van Shaert

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:10 [Preview] No.57131 del

Smooth tibo

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.57132 del

Did he really lose again

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:12 [Preview] No.57133 del

KWAK what a KWAK

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.57134 del

my god I can't even watch this no more, its cruel

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:13 [Preview] No.57135 del

>>57133
Against discount Mathieu (with back pain). The ride never ends

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:14 [Preview] No.57136 del

>>57135
can't even call del grosso discount grug, he's barely more than 'just a guy' so its even WORSE

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:20 [Preview] No.57137 del

>>57124
yes more eating = more watts

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:21 [Preview] No.57138 del

my new elitewheels have arrived just in time for christmas, thanks chyna

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:23 [Preview] No.57139 del

>>57138
thank you for purchase friend I hope you happy

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:25 [Preview] No.57140 del

>>57137
What about more drinking?

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.57141 del

>>57140
calories = more watts
hangover = no riding = less watts
the balance must be found (I have never found it)

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:29 [Preview] No.57142 del

>>57139
they look really nice + they gave a free wheel bag with it
now I wait for my frame and I don't have to buy a bike for the next 5+ years

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.57143 del

>>57142
what frame are we talking about? Surely no d*scs involved?

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:43 [Preview] No.57144 del

>>57142
Which wheels bert?

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:50 [Preview] No.57145 del

>>57143
I've never really had any problem with disc breaks.
Ended up buying the tideace frame because I found a random discount code for 50 euros off.

>>57144
Marvel G36 elitewheels, bought on black friday at a cheap discount

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 15:55 [Preview] No.57146 del

threadly reminder that pog is already stronger now than he's been last year and he still has months of build up before MSR

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:00 [Preview] No.57147 del

>>57146
I am also stronger than last year and I still have months of sicknesses to go before L'Etape Bohemia

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:02 [Preview] No.57148 del

>>57146
I'm the biggest pogi fan boy but I really wish he doesn't show up stronger this year

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.57149 del

>>57148
he'll 100% be stronger, he's already made gains now and he has a lot of rest before every race. Maybe he'll even win PR

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:05 [Preview] No.57150 del

New year hasn't even started and the 2026 collage already contains 2 wout van kwab images

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:09 [Preview] No.57151 del

>>57149
>wins 5 monuments 2 gt and wc

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:12 [Preview] No.57152 del

>>57150
Started just like all the previous editiones for some reason

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:13 [Preview] No.57153 del

>>57151
he recently said he could win all 3 GT's in a year so I guess this year he'll do the 5 monuments first

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:14 [Preview] No.57154 del

Word on the street ONLEY to Ineos Merda to be announced momentarily

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:20 [Preview] No.57155 del

>>57154
didn't he have a 6 million clause or some shit

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:20 [Preview] No.57156 del

>>57151
>>57153
I dream of a world where he wins 5 monuments 3 gts 1 wc

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:21 [Preview] No.57157 del

>>57156
The seething would be quite enjoyable but the racing...

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:23 [Preview] No.57158 del

>>57155
I'm surprised that's stopping ineos. Remco had a 7 million clause that stopped Ineos in 2023, with how they pay every fraud millions you'd think a sum like that is but a minor obstacle

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.57159 del

>>57155
my sources are very reliable

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:25 [Preview] No.57160 del

>>57157
racing is already crap, the only races worth watching are MSR, PR and to a lesser extend RVV. Every gt he rides is crap and we're only in it to see how far he can go how many wins he can collect what records he can break

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:27 [Preview] No.57161 del

>>57159
I believe it, picnig needs the money badly but now they will have 0 good riders

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:45 [Preview] No.57162 del

>>57160
Fair enough, I guess the capo berta solo at least should be enjoyable the first time it happens

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.57163 del

>>57162
I wish remco wasn't a coward and they would actually do this, I'm sure top ganna would be game too
what are the rest gonna do?

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:50 [Preview] No.57164 del

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hm

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:50 [Preview] No.57165 del

>>57164
nice watts bertacek

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:52 [Preview] No.57166 del

>>57165
doing the 10 min max effort benji special

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:54 [Preview] No.57167 del

>>57164
ulle smoked so much he became czech

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.57168 del

>>57166
I was looking through his strava last evening and that might actually be his FTP
I saw that he could hold 180W for like 1 and a half hour and he weighs what, like 130kg

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.57169 del

>>57168
what z2 does to a mf

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 17:32 [Preview] No.57170 del

anyone win the lottery?

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 17:36 [Preview] No.57171 del

>>57170
I wouldn't ride either of these things if given for free
would be a downgrade

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 17:38 [Preview] No.57172 del

Onley to Ineos is official

>Although the team would have liked to keep Oscar until the end of his contract or even longer, this offer was too strong for both the rider and the team to refuse,” Picnic PostNL said in a statement.

7 billion confirmed

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 17:39 [Preview] No.57173 del

>>57154
the knower knew

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.57174 del

>>57172
Damn. What are they going to spend all that money on now that they have no good riders to pay?

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 17:42 [Preview] No.57175 del

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>>57174
dutch people don't spend money, they hoard it

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 17:49 [Preview] No.57176 del

>>57170
I like the steel one but 6k is taking a piss

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 18:27 [Preview] No.57177 del

Last one before Christmas
Seems like the weekend cough really was a nothingburger

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.57178 del

Le Magnifique is on the telly

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 19:17 [Preview] No.57179 del

>>57177
Nothing can stop the r*pist

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 20:03 [Preview] No.57180 del

>>57177
nice, for me a few hours of free riding
maybe an easy spin tomorrow to make lots of room to FEAST

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 21:00 [Preview] No.57181 del

I tried to mobile post on 4gag, so I had to solve 3 puzzles that required to actually read text. That fucking captcha is IQ test tier. I hope this will increase the level of posts there at least.

Bert

Admin 12/23/2025 (Tue) 21:06 [Preview] No.57182 del

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Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 21:10 [Preview] No.57183 del

dead in his hotel room, F

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 21:24 [Preview] No.57184 del

>>57183
I thought they used laser guns these days

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 21:26 [Preview] No.57185 del

>>57183
F
what are the chances it was blood doping related

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 21:28 [Preview] No.57186 del

>>57185
A Norwegian doping in winter sports? Near zero percent odds. They would never do that.

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 21:34 [Preview] No.57187 del

>>57185
in a hotel room? 0%

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 22:07 [Preview] No.57188 del

>>57187
>mfw the squeakies won

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 22:20 [Preview] No.57189 del

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>>57180
what about a christmas miracle?

Bert

12/23/2025 (Tue) 22:35 [Preview] No.57190 del

>>57189
comfy if its without wind, the next couple days will be stormy that's gonna SUCK

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 00:37 [Preview] No.57191 del

>>57183
I have been told this guy is a victim of the vaccine

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 01:29 [Preview] No.57192 del

as for me, the weekend coof had a devastating effect and it's probably voorbij
gonna try some z1 tomorrow

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.57193 del

Happy christmas berts. No raping today for me, just enjoying life with the family, with some sauna, christmas church and a nice feast thrown into the mix. Hoping you have a nice time.

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 05:06 [Preview] No.57194 del

Merry Christmas to you too Bertele and all the other Bertosaurusae, I am hopping on a bike to go to me mom during the day but then when I get back it is all comfy squeaker with a full belly, farting merrily.

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 05:35 [Preview] No.57195 del

>>57193
>>57194
Merry Christmas, morning berts. No r*pe for me but some kettlebel before meeting the family.

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 07:02 [Preview] No.57196 del

I hope the fat guy in a red suit from Rovaniemi paypigged for a shiny new handlebar or winter baselayer and will put it into your stocking tonight.

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.57197 del

merry christmas eve to all berts, hope you can all enjoy the feast today
don't forget the social ride tomorrow with guest star sagan

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 09:10 [Preview] No.57198 del

>>57197
Is there a minimum alcohol level for the ride?

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.57199 del

We're so fucking back

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 09:20 [Preview] No.57200 del

>>57199
mhm maybe I will
also I read montpellier was drowning, are you still dry?

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 09:30 [Preview] No.57201 del

>>57200
I'm fine, but some of the trails will take at least a week to be ridable

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 10:03 [Preview] No.57202 del

Christmas is tomorrow and the day after

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 10:11 [Preview] No.57203 del

Christmas day is tonight

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 10:25 [Preview] No.57204 del

>>57202
will you celebrate in the trein

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 10:34 [Preview] No.57205 del

https://www.procyclingstats.com/favorite500/ranking
Floyd Landis stocks are tanking

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 10:38 [Preview] No.57206 del

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>>57205
shameful display here, makes sense since he's sick 20 times a year

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 10:45 [Preview] No.57207 del

>>57204

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 10:49 [Preview] No.57208 del

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No.57209 del

Merry Christmas
I will now try to ride one hour outside and the conditions are fucked, it's freezing with strong wind and for some reason it's been snowing a tiny bit. Joining me are two people who pig'd new bikes and gear, either we won't ride that hour or they won't make it back

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 10:52 [Preview] No.57210 del

>>57207
kek

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 10:53 [Preview] No.57211 del

>>57207
lel

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 11:14 [Preview] No.57212 del

>>57209
lay down the painhammer

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 11:17 [Preview] No.57213 del

I don't watch this garbage obviously but finally a good video it seems

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 11:18 [Preview] No.57214 del

>>57207
I look like this and act like this

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 11:22 [Preview] No.57215 del

Imagine replying something like this. What kind of person is this

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 11:23 [Preview] No.57216 del

>>57215
an anglo from the looks of it
they still believe froome will recover

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 11:58 [Preview] No.57217 del

would you look at that, HLN did an artice on the belgians that rode in Costa Rica
cyclismo lives

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 12:01 [Preview] No.57218 del

>>57217
>"I felt like a local hero," he says. "During the final stages, the supporters were chanting my name. I even had to sign jerseys. When I flew back to Belgium, I was asked to show my green jersey at check-in.

soul

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.57219 del

Rondel in his natural habitat

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.57220 del

>>57215
I say this

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 12:46 [Preview] No.57221 del

Sepp KUSS is just an utterly brilliant grimper so I think just watch and enjoy. Let's be honest, 99.999% of runners wouldn't get within a million miles either!

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 13:58 [Preview] No.57222 del

https://www.lequipe.fr/Respire/Message-personnel/Actualites/-je-roule-200-km-a-velo-tous-les-jours-par-tous-les-temps/1629073

Some neet riding 200km per day. Boomers are mad in the comments lmao

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 14:03 [Preview] No.57223 del

>>57222
That being said the guy is a coward with his strava on private

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 14:14 [Preview] No.57224 del

>>57222
If I were a NEET, i also would be riding 200 km a day (i wouldnt)

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.57225 del

>>57222
based but what are they even seething about

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.57226 del

>>57217
>>57218
also very based and soulful
>>57215
unhinged people, there are some people who comment the most cringe things on pro athlete strava activities as if they were in a 1 on 1 conversation. Crazy

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.57227 del

>>57222
bike is way too clean for this

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.57228 del

>Quand je suis malade, fiévreux, j'y vais quand même. Je réduis la moyenne, mais pas la distance. Mais ça n'arrive pas souvent. J'ai dû avoir une gastro cette année, c'est tout. Parfois, je suis grippé, je tousse, je pars rouler, et finalement, la maladie dure une seule journée. J'ai l'impression que ma séance m'a soigné. Je ne prends jamais de médicament.

This confuses the czeck giant

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.57229 del

>>57228
>scoring watts as medicine
gebasiert

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 16:54 [Preview] No.57230 del

>>57183
>Nach dem Tod des norwegischen Biathleten Sivert Guttorm Bakken ist ein erstes Detail ans Licht gekommen. Wie der norwegische Biathlon-Verband in einer Mitteilung bekannt gab, habe der 27-Jährige eine Höhentrainingsmaske getragen, als er tot in seinem Hotelzimmer im italienischen Lavazè aufgefunden wurde.
He was altitude doping. Some riders have altitude bedrooms to simulate those conditions with reduced oxygen. Küng books a hotelroom at a nearby mountain for that effect.

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 18:04 [Preview] No.57231 del

>>57183
>>57230
hmm

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 19:24 [Preview] No.57232 del

Marry Christmas assholes
I have feasted on one too many a Schnitzels

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 19:56 [Preview] No.57233 del

>>57232
Merry Christmas to you to ya fag!
For me it was One Cheesecake Too Far.
>>57191
This is trve, he was triple vaxxed.

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.57234 del

>>57222
>J'habite à Valdahon (Doubs), je préfère quand même me diriger vers la Suisse.
Wait, that dude doesn't even live in the south, but in the Jura region. It's super cold in winter in some valleys up there and yet he rides 200k outside every day.

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 22:23 [Preview] No.57235 del

>>57232
>tidings of comfort and joy
based
>schnitzel zonder foto
lame

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 22:44 [Preview] No.57236 del

It's not Christmas yet. Anyway, not doing SHIT. Played some HADES II, took a nap, had some snacks. Almost 6 hours gone already. Quite comfy making moneys this way

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 22:49 [Preview] No.57237 del

>>57236
kinda makes me want to quit my shitty job and join your trade
I don't even play videogames but I could start....
also I got recommended train conductor vlog channels you could get into that business they get plenty of views

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.57238 del

>>57236
you should be more careful with the screen reflections

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 22:55 [Preview] No.57239 del

>>57237
Nah not really my thing
>>57238
Why, are you gonna stalk me

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.57240 del

NOW it is Christmas

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 23:00 [Preview] No.57241 del

>>57239
That was a joke my dear bert
But anyway, I think that job is surely covered by you're fundie ex-gf

Bert

12/24/2025 (Wed) 23:07 [Preview] No.57242 del

>>57241
Hmm. Anyway I can go home, last two hours are for free

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 01:57 [Preview] No.57243 del

happy christmas bertmen

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 07:23 [Preview] No.57244 del

Wow he really was stuck on a non moving train on Christmas eve

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.57247 del

Me mom gave me some sniffles, we shall see what can be done without defaulting to oirish pisswhatr, but this time quite nice single malt.

>>57238
I didn't want to spook him the last time so the trainposting continues, Bert is certainly a high forehead and hair haver.

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 09:08 [Preview] No.57248 del

>>57247
get well soon

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.57249 del

>>57248
Thank you Bért.

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.57250 del

Sunny and blue skies
But minus tree degrees
Not gonna risk any funny business

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.57251 del

Rode to my in-laws, I am still trying to get a hang of this winter riding thing as this time I was way overdressed and it was really uncomfortable to push any watts. Oh well

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.57252 del

>>57250
the wind would KILL you, winter winds are no joke

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 10:28 [Preview] No.57253 del

>>57252
I was getting some wood for the stove and I felt this, glad I don't have to commute for a week

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.57254 del

>>57251
>it's warmer in Winland than in the very heart of Yurop

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 10:39 [Preview] No.57255 del

>>57254
Yeah strange innit. On Tuesday we had minus 8 degrees but then this warm BS again. How do you berts usually dress for this plus 4 weather? I had my warmest baselayer plus winter jacket and winter bib tights and good gloves and toe warmers, I think the baselayer was too much because this felt more like heat training.

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 10:42 [Preview] No.57256 del

>>57255
4 degrees I do warm base layer and a non winter jacket + good gloves and toe warmers because those are my weak points

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 10:47 [Preview] No.57257 del

>>57255
My winter clothing is a mess, I basically have spring/autumn stuff and throw in a an extra base layer and leg warmers. I don't even have long bibs so spring pants have to do.
I have some 2019 winter jacket that's one/two sizes too big, that's warm and heavy, but I feel wind gets thru it too easily.
But I am not gonna invest heavily into winter gear when I ride once a month.

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.57258 del

>>57251
>>57255
dressing for winter is shit. At 4° and no wind on a ride that's mid-upper z2 I wear a winter jersey with no baselayer, long bibs (not very thick), neoprene cap, thin buff, medium gloves, overshoes.

It all comes down to how many watts you push, the more watts and the harder you ride the thinner you have to dress while the very same ride at lower intensity and watts can require another layer just to not freeze. You also have to factor in climbing (if you have that) when you ride hilly because you need to be sufficiently warm when you're descending but remember you get real warm on every climb, that leads to me unzipping my jersey at 0° at times because that baselayer is just too warm right now but really necessary a few minutes later. You can't really win imo. On most rides I'm both too hot and too cold.

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.57259 del

>>57255
I paypigged for a Castelli Perfetto jacket (when they were on sale of course). together with a warm base layer this is pretty good stuff.
the other bert reminded me to keep my feet warm I wear midstrength wool socks that still fit into the the cycling shoe, again Castelli has those on offer. they keep changing the name for their socks, so I have no idea what they are called these days. I wear some cheap aliexpress shoecovers to reduce the impact of the wind, but those aren't hardshells, I still want them to be breathable. you could wear that toe cap that bertaczek uses as well.
now add a buff and head band and some gloves and I'm good to go.

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 12:17 [Preview] No.57260 del

Merry Christmas, my dear berts. Hopefully Santa bringing us all some extra watts

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 12:37 [Preview] No.57261 del

>>57238
you almost made me think there was actually something to see here

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 12:39 [Preview] No.57262 del

Bertasad looking out of the window, but yes, I would have frozen to death. So back to raping tonight.
Think I will do a smol hiking tour tomorrow in the bohemian highlands. Too bad there's no snow but at least the mud froze out/

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 12:40 [Preview] No.57263 del

>>57260
+20 watts, - 0.5 W/Kg

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 12:55 [Preview] No.57264 del

The doc just called and said a moderate mtb ride would work great to blow through my sore throat, runny nose and sinuses.
I guess a tea shall be made and a ride shall be had, perhaps to see if the pond is iced over already.

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 13:02 [Preview] No.57265 del

>>57264
A doctor called you out of nowhere and said this? What a strange story

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 13:23 [Preview] No.57266 del

>>57264
my coach said not to ride

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 13:33 [Preview] No.57267 del

>>57265
>he doesn't have a family doctor

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 13:40 [Preview] No.57268 del

>>57267
>his family doctor calls unsolicited

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.57269 del

>>57268
We don't know if it was unsolicited.
For all we know kurwabert might have couple of family doctors on retainer, sent one a message on Christmas Eve and only now he got back to him

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 14:16 [Preview] No.57270 del

plot twist, the family doctor happens to be a PhD in mafs and was calling from finland to prescribe more zone tw*

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 14:31 [Preview] No.57271 del

>avocado below CHIARA
rusbert in shambles

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 14:46 [Preview] No.57272 del

>>57256
>>57257
>>57258
Thanks for the input berts. Unfortunately I only have the Spatzwear Wintr jacket here with me – probably just too warm for this weather. I will try it tomorrow with just a light sports tshirt underneath instead of a base layer. 3x8min suprathreshold intervals ahead so I will probably have to dress light so that I am almost too cold in the easy parts and then not too hot in the intervals.
I can wholly recommend the Spatzwear Pro Stealth overshoe system though, even with light summer socks and road shoes my feet were nice and cosy. And the Castelli Estremo gloves are very nice as well, likely even better for minus degrees.

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 15:20 [Preview] No.57273 del

>tune into TIZ
>greeted with infamous tdf 2022 barely even human wout

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 15:28 [Preview] No.57274 del

>>57273
If this blood passport ever surfaces... Even Riis would be like wtf that's too much

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 15:32 [Preview] No.57275 del

what do to do on the viner this evening
feel so bloated

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 15:42 [Preview] No.57276 del

>>57275
I shall be doing some threshold

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.57277 del

>>57275
start with easy spinning until the bloat eases

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 16:18 [Preview] No.57278 del

>>57275
Easy endurance with 20s all out sprints every 10min

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.57279 del

>>57278
... for 5 hours ...

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 16:48 [Preview] No.57280 del

>>57279
some just do this

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 16:50 [Preview] No.57281 del

>>57280
meanwhile on the other end of the spectrum

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 16:56 [Preview] No.57282 del

>>57281
mental ride, conditions yesterday were fucked with that wind and he even topped that with a ROAD BIKE SNOW RIDE what the fuck. Proper bragging rights ride

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 16:57 [Preview] No.57283 del

>>57282
anything to get out of the jobber zone

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 17:01 [Preview] No.57284 del

>>57281
Based

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 17:03 [Preview] No.57285 del

>>57280
>>57281

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 17:06 [Preview] No.57286 del

>>57285
it's time bertacek, join me in pain land and let's do some thresholds

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 17:18 [Preview] No.57287 del

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Good note to self - potential winter bike camping in my winter jacket has to be a low Z2, otherwise I will overheat and sweat it out immediately.
Camp booties and regular socks are just a bit too cold, has to be a nice winter sock or preferably something windproof.
And I have forgotten about my thermos, hence a ride back to pick it up retake of the pond photo.

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 17:19 [Preview] No.57288 del

>>57281
how come Swabians have snow and we don't?

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 17:28 [Preview] No.57289 del

>>57286
aye aye, see you in the rape cave

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 17:32 [Preview] No.57290 del

>>57288
ulm is cursed ground that's why

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 17:51 [Preview] No.57291 del

>>57290
yes, Ulm. home to the second highest church tower in the world.

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 19:01 [Preview] No.57292 del

Not bad

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 19:06 [Preview] No.57293 del

>>57292
Sehr gut

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 19:22 [Preview] No.57294 del

>>57292
nice, burped up a storm but the eggs are gathered

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 19:37 [Preview] No.57295 del

>>57294
very cool

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 19:38 [Preview] No.57296 del

mhmm I don't remember this guy from the bible

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 19:42 [Preview] No.57297 del

>>57296
maybe that's the real dad

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 19:57 [Preview] No.57298 del

>>57294
too much evenhood

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.57299 del

>>57298
for every watt pushed in odd zones someone has to push them in even zones to balance
you should be thanking me

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.57300 del

>>57299
>implying there is an overabundance of odd gods

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.57301 del

>>57300
>he's forgetting the Z1 boomers
unimaginable mass

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 22:26 [Preview] No.57302 del

Cândido BARBOSA...now there was a runner

Bert

12/25/2025 (Thu) 23:54 [Preview] No.57303 del

Between the Pernil and way too much wine, I am close to exploding

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 00:53 [Preview] No.57304 del

>>57303
yep...I'm thinking it's kino

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 03:36 [Preview] No.57305 del

Shit only 85 mins left in Christmas, almost forgot to post my webm

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 09:46 [Preview] No.57306 del

>>57305
But today is 2nd Christmas day

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.57307 del

>>57306
What's more we have our Christmas Stream!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 09:48 [Preview] No.57308 del

Now MASH, then Violent Night.

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 09:49 [Preview] No.57309 del

>Anyone looking forward to seeing W*ut van Aert in Gavere on Friday won't see him at the start. The Belgian star has decided to cancel a planned cyclocross race from his schedule, and that decision is anything but coincidental. After an intense block of races, Van Aert is looking ahead, focusing on balance, recovery, and what's to come in the coming days.
This guy is the biggest kwab of all time

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 09:51 [Preview] No.57310 del

>>57309
This is ridiculous, he raced like twice in a week

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.57311 del

>>57309
what are you talking about, Gavere was never on his schedule in the first place

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.57312 del

>>57311
Idk it says so here on this VERY reputable source https://www.wielernieuws.be/news/41118/van-aert-trekt-stekker-uit-geplande-cross-en-verklaart-waarom

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 10:02 [Preview] No.57313 del

>>57312
the guy is a walking kwab and plenty of things to dog him on without clickbait fabrications

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.57314 del

Sunny but super cold wind.
Went with me garbage and almost froze over.

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.57315 del

Puck bros what happened to us

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.57316 del

>>57303
EWAN higher than MADOUAS
holy squeak

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 12:50 [Preview] No.57317 del

>>57315
terminal case of JUSTing fraudulence contracted through relationship and road cycling, too many such cases
update the list

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 12:55 [Preview] No.57318 del

Correction, we're back puckbros. The rest can't stop chuting

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.57319 del

>puckse first
uhm hello

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.57320 del

Once again you now remember Katka Blanka Vas

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:08 [Preview] No.57321 del

puck chute brutale?

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:09 [Preview] No.57322 del

puck chute banale

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:10 [Preview] No.57323 del

the chute giveth the chute taketh, back to 4th

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:12 [Preview] No.57324 del

questions are being asked
matches are getting burnt

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:13 [Preview] No.57325 del

VAS spotted
VAS mentioned

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:15 [Preview] No.57326 del

Can anything be done to stem the tide of the Hag Menace!?

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:16 [Preview] No.57327 del

>>57326
NO agelets stay forever losing

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:18 [Preview] No.57328 del

>>57326
This is a hag world

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:21 [Preview] No.57329 del

>>57328

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:23 [Preview] No.57330 del

if her age starts with a two she's a askew
if she has eggs the podium screams NEXT

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:27 [Preview] No.57331 del

>>57330

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.57332 del

pcs already has results but tiz has only just entered the last lap hmmmmm

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:35 [Preview] No.57333 del

Surprising that Chladonova is still running CX

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.57334 del

while there are no Germans in this cx there are lots of German names among the American starters once again
>STROHMEYER
>JUNGE
>BERNHARD
>VOLLMUTH
>SONNEMANN (WE)
we will never see any of them

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:40 [Preview] No.57335 del

>Vas 4th
APOLOGIZE

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:45 [Preview] No.57336 del

Arkea getting good advertisement for a dead team

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:46 [Preview] No.57337 del

coughed up bloody sputum this morn
it's so over for me

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.57338 del

>>57337
You just lost 10 vo2max, rip

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:48 [Preview] No.57339 del

>>57337
what the hell

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.57340 del

>>57337

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.57341 del

>>57337
F

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:52 [Preview] No.57342 del

Please refrain from dying we don't have the numbers to spare anyone. Please refrain from becoming seriously ill we don't have the collective watts to spare either

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.57343 del

should I post it so Doctor Bert can give differential diagnosis

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 13:56 [Preview] No.57344 del

>>57337
What happened. Vaccine? Dopage?

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:05 [Preview] No.57345 del

>>57344
the only vaxx is on my chain
the only dopage was from my attempts at self medication
>>57093

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:15 [Preview] No.57346 del

Lol the 50W difference on every hill between grug and the lessers

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.57347 del

>Troon FAERTS ahead of GILS
what is going on this year

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:40 [Preview] No.57348 del

grug wheelsucking

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:41 [Preview] No.57349 del

>>57346
Grug appears to be struggling

It's over, Pogi wins 5 Monuments

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.57350 del

how long until nys will blow up again?

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.57351 del

>>57350
Minutes

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.57352 del

the riddler going backwards

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:47 [Preview] No.57353 del

grupo compacto

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:49 [Preview] No.57354 del

>>57349
He's playing

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:53 [Preview] No.57355 del

grug smash

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:54 [Preview] No.57356 del

no spoilers

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.57357 del

Nys kwab

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.57358 del

Kek what a kwak

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:56 [Preview] No.57359 del

nys beaten in wout fashion

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.57360 del

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.57361 del

What happened to Joris Neuenhaus and Ron Haar

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:00 [Preview] No.57362 del

>>57361
Joris is changing teams so doesn't give a shit
Pimpel pornhair is just bad

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.57363 del

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One more day and we ride outside Berts, can't fucking wait

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.57364 del

>>57345
>my attempts at self medication
what?
seriously, wtf?
don't tell me visiting a doc costs anything...

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:09 [Preview] No.57365 del

yes, well. big one and then there's a big power gap, tree is gone.

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.57366 del

>>57363
I don't know

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:13 [Preview] No.57367 del

grugwinslol

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12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.57368 del

>>57361
nieuwenhuis had a crash few races ago and is still suffering from kneepain so DNF

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:15 [Preview] No.57369 del

>>57367
>Jersey not zipped
Aaahhhh save us UCI

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:16 [Preview] No.57370 del

>>57366
Nothing proper clothing can't fix

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:17 [Preview] No.57371 del

>>57370
I look like this and don't do this

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:20 [Preview] No.57372 del

wait are those ski glasses as well? the lad came prepared

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:22 [Preview] No.57373 del

Another leak from the Vinestein files

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12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.57374 del

>>57372
Bertina got me these glasses with a little rear mirror for Christmas. What are your thoughts

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:29 [Preview] No.57375 del

>>57364
not really I just have a TUE for prescription bronchodilator

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:30 [Preview] No.57376 del

>>57374
holy frederick
combo gear is always inferior to one tool per task

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.57377 del

>>57364
and no I do NOT have a family doctor

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.57378 del

>>57372
Honestly some shitty gravel bike with mudgards and skii/mountairing gear on top of your cyclist gear is fine for 2h rides in freezing temps. Depending on how often it gets cold where you live it might be worth it

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:39 [Preview] No.57379 del

>>57374
does it work?
seems like a distraction

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:40 [Preview] No.57380 del

>>57374
would have to use it to know if it's any good

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:44 [Preview] No.57381 del

>>57379
>>57380
It actually does, it's quite unobtrusive as well. You basically don't see it unless you consciously look down and left.

>>57376
Mostly worried about the Fred factor. She also got me a hideous tacticool vest for skiing which will totally demolish my steez

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:50 [Preview] No.57382 del

>>57381
just embrace the fred
buy a 10k bike

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 15:51 [Preview] No.57383 del

>>57381
trying to cultivate steaze is gary tier gaperhood now, haven't you heard?

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.57384 del

algorithm recommending weird shit to me again, need the winter to be over ASAP

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.57385 del

>>57384
build that rapeshed bert

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12/26/2025 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.57386 del

>>57385
I own my house so I don't need to be contained in some cuckshed luckily

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.57387 del

>>57384
imagine raping in a sauna for the heat pre-adaptation gains, phwoa

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 16:47 [Preview] No.57388 del

>>57386
then I imagine this is aimed at dudes who get cucked out of their house by the w*fe

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 16:59 [Preview] No.57389 del

The paypig fears the true rapist

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 17:00 [Preview] No.57390 del

>>57389
Why are you allowed to take pictures in prison

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.57391 del

imagine the gains you would get in prison

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 17:25 [Preview] No.57392 del

Some under uppers with mixed in efforts

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 17:33 [Preview] No.57393 del

>>57392
if only you skored z7 rather than 6 and flipped z1 with 2

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 17:36 [Preview] No.57394 del

I did some suprathreshold work, was a real pain with too hot clothing but not much I can do here at the in-laws. 2x8min at just over 380W and then the third one was a complete failure, dropped at 4min when I just couldn't produce any good power. Seemed like the overheating was more of an issue with higher cadences so I just grinded away with like 85-90rpm.

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.57395 del

COSNEFROY in freefall

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12/26/2025 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.57396 del

>>57394
>bert has a rapecave even at in-laws
true dedication

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.57397 del

Haha Jutta chuted. If they are strict and don't make up some excuse to the rule (they will) she doesn't even go to the Olympics

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.57398 del

>>57396
>3 degree avg
I know this sounds confusing to you but he rode outside

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.57399 del

>>57394
people from winterlet countries will never understand that you can overheat at 3° and less

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 17:51 [Preview] No.57400 del

>>57398
of course, i'm a moron

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 17:58 [Preview] No.57401 del

>>57396
I've actually thought about buying one to use here, they have room at the attic and a rape machine only costs a few hundred. But I just usually ride here while my wife drives the car, and then do a ride or two if I have the time. Good roads around here, lots of nice countryside gravel.
>>57399
Yeah I think I would overheat even at -5 degrees with threshold work and this jacket, big watts = big heat

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.57402 del

>>57399
Yes, cold weather sport is all about not overheating and managing sweat.

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 18:05 [Preview] No.57403 del

>>57402
Sometimes I carry even two spare base layers for me winter hikings for this precise reason

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.57404 del

>>57403
You know what they say...be bold, start cold.

Cycling is a bit different since we have to deal with the wind generated by sheer speed, so you need to dress slightly warmer than the conditions.

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 18:17 [Preview] No.57405 del

>>57404
Well all my "base layers" for winter cycling are actually my hiking gear, merino. And from my experience they are VERY warm but even the smallest of breeze cuts right thru them. So you really need a good windstopper. My windstopper is really made for spring.

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 18:40 [Preview] No.57406 del

>>57405
I'm going to be riding tomorrow sometime in the afternoon. Will be very interesting to see how my jacket handles this weather, today it felt like no wind can penetrate it but it was only 5m/s and I had to open it wide to get any cooling during the intervals

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 18:51 [Preview] No.57407 del

>>57405
>he installs his fairing on his body rather than out front of the frame
thought you were a propa paypig Brtek

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.57408 del

We're so fucking back

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12/26/2025 (Fri) 19:57 [Preview] No.57409 del

I wish I was so fucking back

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 20:00 [Preview] No.57410 del

>>57408

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12/26/2025 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.57411 del

>>57408
mit beaufort seben ?

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 21:24 [Preview] No.57412 del

Ok, kinda announcing my own departure but I will go tink a bit with the help of oirish pisswhatr.
Not going to lie, Teeling is very solid for the pricepoint, especially if you can find a promo, like my basic single malt for 35 eurobucks.

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 22:30 [Preview] No.57413 del

>>57412
try not to pass out on a parkbench

Bert

12/26/2025 (Fri) 22:35 [Preview] No.57414 del

>>57413
Heard about some people accomplishing this quest, my autopilot was always too strong even if I barfed my guts out as a yungbert.
Wanted to see some bobers, seen only ducks and hobos.

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 07:50 [Preview] No.57415 del

>>57412
damn bertman, you drinking a bottle a night?

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 08:16 [Preview] No.57416 del

called out

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12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:28 [Preview] No.57417 del

>>57416
what about almost 14 hours in zone 2 (300 watts)? What about that?? It wasn't on the rollers, is it still unnecessary??

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:33 [Preview] No.57418 del

>>57417
what the fuuuuuuck

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:37 [Preview] No.57419 del

>>57417
Challenge for Finnbert. I DARE you

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.57420 del

Well, no bobers but I have seen two baby foxes. They ran away once I started coming closer so no video evidence.

>>57415
No, one goes for at least two nights, this one will last at least tree, too nice to gobble and forget, like some Jameson.

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.57421 del

>>57417
what does his piss break look like?

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.57422 del

300 watts for 500k
0.66 intensity factor

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:46 [Preview] No.57423 del

>>57422
465W FTP, some day maybe

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.57424 del

>>57423
186 eggs, I don't think we can collectively collect that in one day

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.57425 del

>>57417
>300w for 14 hours
>136bpm avg
>186 eggs
Everything about it is insane

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.57426 del

Some easy gravel riding this morning. This is how I like my winter ridings, overdressed and slow

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 10:58 [Preview] No.57427 del

>>57426

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12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.57428 del

>>57417
averega kiwi commute
what 15k Kj does to a body?

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.57429 del

>>57428
ass has to be sand papered off, what bibs is he using
might be the best advertisement ever

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.57430 del

>he did a 200km ride 2 days later

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:11 [Preview] No.57431 del

>>57429

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12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.57432 del

Another KO for the Paul family hehehe

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.57433 del

And don't tell me you don't like speed skating (coomer content inside)

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:20 [Preview] No.57434 del

>>57430
Must really hate his family

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:21 [Preview] No.57435 del

>>57432

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12/27/2025 (Sat) 11:22 [Preview] No.57436 del

reminds me to set some goals for next year

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 12:25 [Preview] No.57437 del

>>57436
what'll it be bertman?

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.57438 del

>>57433
yes, but post slutta

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 12:42 [Preview] No.57439 del

>>57436
1000 watts for 30 seconds

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.57440 del

Was this the most soulful ride of the year?

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 13:01 [Preview] No.57441 del

>>57440
love him

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 14:14 [Preview] No.57442 del

>>57419
>>57417
Damn that's great. Love the egg count.
For me it was finally cold enough that my winter clothes didn't bother me. +2 degrees, turned to zero after 1h and snowed a lot after that, coupled with 11m/s average wind with gusts close to 20m/s. Feel like a proper hardman now.

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 14:21 [Preview] No.57443 del

>>57442
do you do a ceremonial year end powerlifting meet against yourself my dear Bërtt? should like to see some other noombers

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.57444 del

>>57442
brutal wind

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 14:57 [Preview] No.57445 del

>>57443
Well I haven't thought about doing that heh. Last time I did 3x4x112kg back squat and 2x5x142kg deadlift.

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 15:59 [Preview] No.57446 del

>>57445
120/155kg doubles surely in play
how's yer bench, full skjelly t-rex mode or can you throw up 100kg ?

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 17:22 [Preview] No.57447 del

>>57446
I'm keeping RPE pretty low on purpose so as not to interfere with the riding, but I think I could do a 180kg single in the deadlift, maybe 130kg in the squat. As for upper body, I did 5x75kg bench a couple months back with a couple reps in reserve, so maybe 1x85-90kg. Pretty t-rex to be honest.

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 17:50 [Preview] No.57448 del

400kg total is stronk for how much you ride
tx for the motivation Bert

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 19:37 [Preview] No.57449 del

I have seen enough
Going hiking tomorrow

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12/27/2025 (Sat) 19:41 [Preview] No.57450 del

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hello old friend

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.57451 del

>>57450
Based

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12/27/2025 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.57452 del

>>57450
>3x12x30/30s
holy based

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12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.57453 del

>>57450

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12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:38 [Preview] No.57454 del

>>57450
skored an hour z1 since there was more blood in the sink this mornin
have a feeling next week I might be BACK

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:40 [Preview] No.57455 del

>>57454
have you contacted your physician yet?

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 20:53 [Preview] No.57456 del

>>57454
surely that's not tuberculosis right

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 21:17 [Preview] No.57457 del

>>57455
unlike certain richberts residing in developed nations, keeping multiple doctors on retainer is a luxury I do not enjoy
>>57456
sure hope not
seems more like a bacterial pneumonia

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 21:18 [Preview] No.57458 del

>>57457
don't play with your health bert

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 21:31 [Preview] No.57459 del

>>57458
no games here m8 but thanks for your concern
feel on the upswing again now, if symptoms linger to the new year I'll find someone to go see for tests

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 21:35 [Preview] No.57460 del

>>57450
W*ut's blood passport from 2020?

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 21:41 [Preview] No.57461 del

>we might start this coming new year with one less bert

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 21:43 [Preview] No.57462 del

>>57461
can't be I'm including pneumoniabert in my prayers from hereon out, he'll pull through

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.57463 del

>>57462
>it's another bert prays on my behalf episode
thanks pal

Bert

12/27/2025 (Sat) 23:47 [Preview] No.57464 del

>>57461
I'm feeling like getting my acousticism reigned in, disconnecting it from barren habits and rewiring it into a functional life may be it for shitposting on basketweaving forums.
But then again we will be picking teams in tree (3) weeks and I still look for nice booze deals so lets not exaggerate.

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 00:47 [Preview] No.57465 del

>>57464
>he unironically goombles on the warm up

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 01:19 [Preview] No.57466 del

>>57417
>186

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 08:28 [Preview] No.57467 del

>>57465
Maybe you should start warming up to avoid blood coming up where it shouldn't Bert.

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.57468 del

any bets on how wout will fuck up today?

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.57469 del

I love you Berts, please stay safe

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.57470 del

>>57468
wout wheelsucks nys and nys chutes in front of him and takes him down as well

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:00 [Preview] No.57471 del

F Brigitte Bardet

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12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:03 [Preview] No.57472 del

Sachsen, home

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:04 [Preview] No.57473 del

and mfw polish word for west is toilet

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12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.57474 del

>>57472
pwoah

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12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.57475 del

>>57468
maybe we get the chute comicale (to lose the lead) into flat far from the pits combo

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.57476 del

>>57471
I wonder how she felt about the fact millions of women are injecting shit in their lips to look like her

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.57477 del

>>57472
>>57473
Very nice. Need to get a loicense to do these things because public transport makes most hikes impossible unless you're gearing up for a possible night outside.

Zachod is like pottery, innit.

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 11:06 [Preview] No.57478 del

I really need to start doing more strength training regularly because the DOMS is killing me

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.57479 del

>>57478
I also want to go back to proper barbell work, but I don't have time to go to the gym

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 12:19 [Preview] No.57480 del

This is where the infamous #Valvegate started.
I went left instead of right, the route used to be much worse. pinchazod in 5 meters before I realized my mistake. Replaced the tire, noticed the short valve and had to walk 2 km to træen,then again further 10 km walk of shame to my car

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.57481 del

>>57480
curvas comicales...home

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 12:46 [Preview] No.57482 del

>>57480
short valvegate
bent valvegate 1
bent valvegate 2
my favorite movie series

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 12:59 [Preview] No.57483 del

>>57482
I prefer classics such as Brtek Tries Gravel 1
can't wait for the sequel

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 13:02 [Preview] No.57484 del

kinda funny that 2 years ago the female cx scene was gonna be fem vs puck vs keiring and now it's just old hag brand who's won 10+ races in a row

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 13:11 [Preview] No.57485 del

>>57484
waar avocado he

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.57486 del

>>57485
replaced by amandine

Bert

12/28/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.57487 del

>>57486
Trout??

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