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/cyc/ - general Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No. 55846
new season, new me edition

>CX races
13.12 Exact Cross Kortrijk - Leiecross C2
14.12 UCI World Cup Namur CDM
20.12 UCI World Cup Antwerpen CDM
21.12 UCI UCI World Cup Koksijde CDM
22.12 X2O Trofee Hofstade - Plage Cross C2
23.12 Superprestige Heusden-Zolder C1
26.12 UCI World Cup Gavere CDM
28.12 UCI World Cup Dendermonde CDM
29.12 X2O Trofee Loenhout - Azencross C1
30.12 Superprestige Diegem C1
01.01 X2O Trofee Baal - GP Sven Nys C1
02.01 Exact Cross Mol - Zilvermeercross C2
03.01 Superprestige Gullegem C2
04.01 UCI World Cup Zonhoven CDM

>Upcoming road races
17.01 - 19.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.WWT
18.01 Women Cycling Pro Costa De Almería 1.1 WE
20.01 - 25.01 Santos Tour Down Under 2.UWT
23.01 Classica Camp de Morvedre 1.1
24.01 Gran Premio Castellón - Ruta de la Cerámica 1.1
24.01 - 26.01 Challenge Majorca WE
25.01 Clàssica Comunitat Valenciana - Gran Premi València 1.1
25.01 Schwalbe Women's One Day Classic 1.Pro
27.01 - 31.01 AlUla Tour 2.Pro
28.01 - 1.02 Challenge Majorca ME
28.01 Surf Coast Classic - Women 1.Pro
29.01 Surf Coast Classic - Men 1.Pro
31.01 Mapei Cadel Evans Great Ocean Road Race - Women 1.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>54856


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.55847 del
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1. Alpecin - Premier Tech: fan made suggestion - not released yet
2. Bahrain - Victorious: not released yet
3. Decathlon CMA CGM Team
4. EF Education - EasyPost: rapha kit replaced by assos


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.55848 del
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5. Groupama - FDJ United
6. Ineos Grenadiers: now with more total energies and gobik as kit sponsor
7. Lidl - Trek: mads will win
8. Lotto - Intermarché: not released yet


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.55849 del
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9. Movistar Team: now with 111% more AI slop design
10. NSN Cycling Team: what does the n word stand for?
11. Red Bull - Bora - Hansgrohe: the best Hugo Boss could come up with
12. Soudal Quick-Step: now with more green


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 09:39 [Preview] No.55850 del
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13. Team Jayco AlUla: jersey not found
14. Team Picnic PostNL: waar world tour licence?
15. Team Visma | Lease a Bike: going full Rabobank (not official)
16. UAE Team Emirates - XRG: even whiter than before


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 09:43 [Preview] No.55851 del
17. Uno-X Mobility
18. XDS Astana Team
well, not gonna bother looking those up


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.55853 del
>6x week of training with 6x5min max on one day and 40min max TT on the other day, alternating between those.

This sounds terrifying tbqh.


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 10:23 [Preview] No.55854 del
So I have inspected my yesterday's flat, it is a clear, very small pinchazo, very typical case. Inflated wheel does blow through the tire though, but there is basically no damage, no catastrophic anything, not spike, glass, derbis protruding, can't even feel the spot under my finger.
Do I just tactically reload the tube and don't worry? (going to do it anyways)
Mind you this is a 2.2" 29 tire, not a road bike tire.


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 10:37 [Preview] No.55856 del
>>55854
if it's a t*beless tire, I don't see why sealant milk shouldn't work


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 10:43 [Preview] No.55857 del
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>And pain is all around
>Like a bridge over troubled water
>I will lay me down
>Like a bridge over troubled water
>I will lay me down


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 10:45 [Preview] No.55858 del
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Zesty


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.55859 del
>>55856
I don't own any of this devil's discharge. Reloaded, will see how it goes. Now I also can't get rid of disc rubbing. Still, better a bad rolling bike and stops every here and there to try to readjust it with a kurwa thrown out than no city bike at all.


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.55860 del
>>55858
I don't know what's worse. freeway or gatorade


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.55861 del
>>55853
Sounds big muscles and then complete collapse after 3 hours of riding


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.55862 del
>>55861
>riding for more than three hours
don't you have anything better to do?


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.55863 del
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>>55839
CAN'T WAIT
And can't wait for my boy and secret pick Derrick CHAVARRIA to finally SCORE some big results after his depressing Vuelta a Chiriqui outing


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 12:09 [Preview] No.55864 del
>>55861
The watts only exists to impress the berts anyway. Doing 160w or 200w on your 150km cruising ride doesn't change much


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 12:19 [Preview] No.55865 del
>>55864
Is that how you cope


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 12:37 [Preview] No.55866 del
>>55865
No cope it's true. Riding with or without the power meter doesn't change anything about how much I enjoy outdoor ciclismo.


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 12:45 [Preview] No.55867 del
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Status update
>new chamois creme arrived, should last a year, it's 250 ml
>two new chains arrived, I now have 4 (four) spare because i didnt realize i already had spare. all bought in deep discount though.
>new tires arrived. I am still not convinced they need replacing though, the wore meter is still clearly visible and the previous pinchazo was most likely an user error
>speaking of user errors, it is possible I used the retard-proof chain wear meter incorrectly, possibly replacing chains before they were actually worn out


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 12:47 [Preview] No.55868 del
>>55867
how did you use it


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 12:52 [Preview] No.55869 del
>>55863
Remember when GRANADOS won and we made all those jokes about going off like a grenade hehehe


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 12:58 [Preview] No.55870 del
>>55868
incorrectly


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 13:00 [Preview] No.55871 del
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i didnt apply this much pressure on the right side, i just put it on the chain and slightly tapped it in
surprisingly it yields different results


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 13:11 [Preview] No.55872 del
>>55871
Do you ever stop and think about what you're doing and how you're doing it dear bertacek


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 13:14 [Preview] No.55873 del
>>55871
interesting


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 13:22 [Preview] No.55874 del
>>55872
>test me chain after 5k km
>chain seems a bit loose
>better replace it
no reason to think about it excessively tbh


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 13:25 [Preview] No.55875 del
>>55874
Why even buy the tool at all then


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 13:26 [Preview] No.55876 del
>>55875
what? obviously it showed the chain was alright early on


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 13:36 [Preview] No.55877 del
replacing early is better than replacing late anyhow, if you replace just as it hits 0.5% elongation your cassette and chainrings basically last forever well except for one tiny cog ...


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 13:44 [Preview] No.55878 del
use the same tyres that came with me bice tbqhwyb, turd chain and second sprockets
only put about 15k km on it total Though, but it was p*rchased used so who knows how far it went before me


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 14:43 [Preview] No.55879 del
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these dudes are just making sure you are getting your daily rape session in


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 14:46 [Preview] No.55880 del
>>55879
it's more special if it's not an everyday occurence


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 15:01 [Preview] No.55881 del
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We live in COSTA RICA
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q7u8FHx6l1Q [Embed]
Just crested Altos de Naranjo


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.55882 del
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Dude looks 35


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 15:25 [Preview] No.55883 del
del taco does the UAE tour so pogi doesn't have to


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 15:27 [Preview] No.55884 del
>meds pedersen goes to the tour with rat ayuso
<skjelmose, milan and nys go to the giro


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 15:35 [Preview] No.55885 del
>>55884
24 velobux for the il grande gorilla


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 15:37 [Preview] No.55886 del
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>hey Bert let's go swimming today, at least it's safer than being on the road


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>>55886
even in the pool you cannot escape the cagie menace


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:00 [Preview] No.55888 del
>>55886
why do the dutch people keep getting stuck in various places?


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:03 [Preview] No.55889 del
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>>55887
>out of the way you swimming piece of shit, this is MY lane
>>55888
This was in France Bert, as it CLEARLY says in the filename


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:09 [Preview] No.55890 del
>>55889
>multi-lane hogging
the cagie hubris knows no bounds


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:10 [Preview] No.55891 del
>>55889
Yes but surely with a dutch driver
Why ELSE would dutch media would be reporting oni t


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:12 [Preview] No.55892 del
>>55891
dutch driver in france without a caravan? doubtful


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:25 [Preview] No.55893 del
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how long has it been since I have watched ciclismo? feels like an eternity.


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:26 [Preview] No.55894 del
>>55889
>>out of the way you swimming piece of shit, this is MY lane
what a shame you're not buoyant, go drown in your lane down there while I'm floating high above you like an angel


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.55895 del
>>55889
at least the airbag went off


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:29 [Preview] No.55896 del
>>55893
will cabeza make it?


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.55897 del
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>>55896
no


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:30 [Preview] No.55898 del
>>55896
clearly not


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.55899 del
well the lote can still chute on early konfeti


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:33 [Preview] No.55900 del
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21 grey water goose eggs this fine afternoon


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:35 [Preview] No.55901 del
Several BIG names behind trying to bridge to the lone Chilean Baeza in cabeza: Granados, Arias, Guamá, Nijssen, Brenes...


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:39 [Preview] No.55902 del
>>55849
At least Quickstep will be easier to see in the sea of blue kits. I kind of like the NSN kit if only they removed the white part and went all in on the two main colors.


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:44 [Preview] No.55903 del
Jexon Ledezma attacks as the final climb starts, 3 km left


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.55904 del
Young Ledezma wins with a brave solo move.


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:49 [Preview] No.55905 del
BIG stuff


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.55906 del
Bonilla grabs second out of a small group 34 seconds behind, the peloton arrives at 1:13


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 16:51 [Preview] No.55907 del
>>55848
the Lidl square integrates so awkwardly into the kit, still looks awful (design and colors otherwise are fine)


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 17:05 [Preview] No.55908 del
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multiple mates of mine are on teide right now and their watts are even more shit than usual the curse of the mountain is real


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 17:06 [Preview] No.55909 del
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well I was wrong, cabeza won


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 17:08 [Preview] No.55910 del
>>55908
You should have warned them


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.55911 del
>>55908
good


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 17:15 [Preview] No.55912 del
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hangover vo2 max not a good idea
at


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at least no pesky sounds coming in from down there


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 17:26 [Preview] No.55914 del
>>55912
6x faahves ?


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>>55914
seven sixes


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 17:41 [Preview] No.55916 del
>>55912
four sevens


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>>55914
no
but so far so good
the more reps the better


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 17:44 [Preview] No.55918 del
fink I'll score some 30-30s today meself


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 17:46 [Preview] No.55919 del
>>55918
no I don't think so after all Friday is lt1 day for (You)


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 17:48 [Preview] No.55920 del
>>55918
you know what, why not


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 17:49 [Preview] No.55921 del
>>55919
I like that the number is odd but it's far too low to be engaging, therefore I shan't be doing this


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 17:50 [Preview] No.55922 del
>>55921
well 2 hours at the very least should make it challenging enough


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 17:56 [Preview] No.55923 del
>>55922
>using up half of weekly volume on a single boring LT1 ride
no thanks sweaty, I trust the science


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>>55923
>low single digit weekly volume
in the ddr they shot people for less


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.55925 del
>>55924
four (4) hours per week of pure raw concentrated intensity has proven for nearly fifty years to be the optimal traening methodology, please pay attention to the literature


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.55926 del
>>55918
ride the same thing i rode, but better


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:04 [Preview] No.55927 del
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>>55925
>mfw I picture the guards taking aim about to execute you for too little bicycle riding


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:06 [Preview] No.55928 del
>>55926
go on then la give us a peep at you're noombers


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:07 [Preview] No.55929 del
>>55918
Be careful with 30/30s they can easily be threshold session in disguise


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:09 [Preview] No.55930 del
>>55927
>turning legs over meekly in some teeny tiny power range far down there below the threshold
hard to imagine someone considering that as "bicycle riding", more a little kids toodle really
me I prefer to score BIG watts in HIGH zones


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:10 [Preview] No.55931 del
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>>55928


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.55932 del
>"I want to do well in the Ardennes, and a good GC in the Giro doesn't fit in with that anymore. I did want to go to the Giro, but the team decided otherwise. We then came up with a program where Ayuso will do the Tour de France as leader and I will do the Ardennes Classics. I immediately said: that's what we're going to do. The Ardennes Classics are my favorite races, and since I rode the Amstel Gold Race this year, the decision was easy."

>The press conference then became tense. Skjelmose was then asked if he knew that Ayuso was also going to the Ardennes Classics. "No, not that I know of," he responded, when asked if it was new information for the Dane. "Yes, this is new to me. I can't answer the question of whether he'll help me there, because I haven't been told. I was told I would only be the leader in the Ardennes Classics."

>Finally, Skjelmose is asked about his thoughts on competing with Ayuso in the Ardennes Classics. "It's going to be fun. I think this will be our next conversation with the team," he concludes.

top fucking kek, is there anywhere where they actually like ayuso


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:11 [Preview] No.55933 del
>>55931
10x 3 min at 110%, 6 min off
kinda cowardly paced but after MANy a beers it's better than nothing


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:24 [Preview] No.55934 del
>>55932
holy RATO


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:25 [Preview] No.55935 del
>>55931
>>55933
go on Bertacek, money in the bank that is


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:29 [Preview] No.55936 del
>>55932
KEK that's great


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:32 [Preview] No.55937 del
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🤠🤠


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:42 [Preview] No.55938 del
>>55932
The thing about where he plays FIFA with his teammates and pulls the plug whenever he is losing may be my favorite story of the year


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:48 [Preview] No.55939 del
>>55932
Loving it


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 18:56 [Preview] No.55940 del
To be fair, it's not really Ayuso fault's that time. Skjelly got fuck by the team because they think he's a fraud (he is)


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.55941 del
>>55940
Then it IS his fault, for being a fraud


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 19:04 [Preview] No.55942 del
skjelmose probably wishes he went to UnoX when he had the opportunity


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 19:08 [Preview] No.55943 del
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>faint squeaking
>muffled thumping


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 19:11 [Preview] No.55944 del
stinky dopeur stole a prestigious maryland cyclassique from are POWERFUL Neilson


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 19:13 [Preview] No.55945 del
>>55942
Surely they wouldn't accept a former doper in their rank


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 19:14 [Preview] No.55946 del
>>55945
yes well you may be right they certainly don't rate dopeurs who get caught


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>>55931
that's a really good workout you should feel good about that


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 19:42 [Preview] No.55948 del
>>55947
based bert giving himself (You)s by accident from being too enthusiastic in his encouragement


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 19:49 [Preview] No.55949 del
you know if we didn't live in the pogi era the ciccone, skjelmose, nys, ayuso quadtridente would be kino


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 20:54 [Preview] No.55950 del
>>55949
You need to remove a few more after pogi for that


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.55951 del
I'm glad to live in the Sepp KUSS era


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 22:20 [Preview] No.55952 del
when the FUCK will EF announce the rest of their roster


Bert 12/12/2025 (Fri) 23:40 [Preview] No.55953 del
wish I could keep my cadenza as even outdoors as it does on the viner


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 07:04 [Preview] No.55954 del
Weather's not as nice as advertised, looks like MTB is on the menu today


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 08:26 [Preview] No.55955 del
>>55953
feels good when you do hills at smooth high cadence


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 09:11 [Preview] No.55956 del
>The uncertainty surrounding Derek Gee-West's future team could soon be over. Lidl-Trek is reportedly on the verge of signing the Canadian. This is according to Irish cycling journalist Daniel Benson.

so Onley to ineos then


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 10:24 [Preview] No.55957 del
>>55956
the bora vs the lidl tridente


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 10:26 [Preview] No.55958 del
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Was fun


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.55959 del
>>55958
pinchazoeesque


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 10:54 [Preview] No.55960 del
Pondering this chinesium torque wrench + bits. I would like to have everything to set, but Park Tool asking almost 150 euros for a bare click wrench is a bit stupid.
https://www.amazon.de/dp/B0CGJBNR85?th=1


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 10:57 [Preview] No.55961 del
>>55960
its probably good enough


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 11:00 [Preview] No.55962 del
>>55960
I don't really think you need high end stuff for bike maintenance anyway
like who cares if it's 0.x N.m off, it will probably wildly change after like 3 rides


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 11:02 [Preview] No.55963 del
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>>55960
with tools it's buy cheap, buy twice. you don't need to pay the park tool tax, but find some reputable manufacturer. or park tool has a cheaper torque wrench where you have to read the torque from the meter.


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.55964 del
>>55960
Nah just torque it by your eye
What's the worst thing that could happen?


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 11:06 [Preview] No.55965 del
>>55961
>>55962
>>55963
>>55964
It's probably good enough, I probably don't even need a torque wrench, just screw in stuff until you need start using force to move it further.
I can afford Park Tool tax, but it feels a bit dumb to overpay.
I can afford the Specialized tax too, but I am for sure not overpaying for their new bikes.

Meanwhile, first time watching biathlon since a while and I have no idea who half of these people are.
I hope my guy GALICA will pan out and grug these guys very soon.


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 11:07 [Preview] No.55966 del
>>55962
its not even like the park tool gear is high quality artisan tier gear for example their 100€+ wrench comes with +-4% calibration while that wrench comes with a +-3% calibration certificate, I'm fairly certain that all but actual high quality tools are made in china and just rebranded and cycling tools really aren't particularly high quality as far as I can tell


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.55967 del
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The great Yen Yi HO to Equipo Kern Pharma


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 11:15 [Preview] No.55968 del
>>55963
>>55966
Yeah, my tools are far too nice for how often I use them, wanted to keep everything non-powertool Bahco but their torque wrenches are stupid expensive, pointless if they are not a deductible for your business.


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 11:17 [Preview] No.55969 del
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Polish supertalent Wiktor ZASADA to Mazowsze Serce Polski
No word on his brother KYSELA, thoughbeit


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 11:24 [Preview] No.55970 del
>>55969
Tour de Kurwie top 21 legend, no KWAŚNY, KWAS in PCS database. Only some KWAŚNIEWSKI from eons ago.


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 11:34 [Preview] No.55971 del
>>55959
Nah, these XC tyres are gigantic, this is nothing to them


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.55972 del
Zed's dead, baby


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 12:31 [Preview] No.55973 del
>>55968
yeah I don't know how many bolt you have to tighten to make a torque wrench for 1000 bucks be worth it for a non professional user but it has got to be a lot


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 13:02 [Preview] No.55974 del
What's up with czechoslovakia and food teams?
>Filip SAIDL from Pierre Baguette Cycling to Fany Gastro Intergay L27


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 13:26 [Preview] No.55975 del
>Brtek Bertaček to Team FANTA-Burger Pivo (CT)
phwoa transfer of the season


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 14:55 [Preview] No.55976 del
cameroon mason is going to win a cx race


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 14:59 [Preview] No.55977 del
>>55976
nevermind lost because he has no explosiveness
vegans lose again


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:04 [Preview] No.55978 del
>>55977
when's the next cross to which you'll go Bert ?


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:06 [Preview] No.55979 del
Great interview by gulden greg in sporza. Basically grug is a fast runner and will compete for the win tomorrow


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:07 [Preview] No.55980 del
>>55978
I'll be at Gavere but unfortunately the coward Van Aert is too much of a certified bitch to show up so I'll just have to witness a grug masterclass with no opposition


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.55981 del
>>55980
With enough Jupi you'll only remember the first 10 minutes of it though


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:11 [Preview] No.55982 del
>>55981
I barely drink anymore
I'm old and busted


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:12 [Preview] No.55983 del
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UAE testing del taco's loyalty like they did with ayuso, will he withstand the pressure of betrayal and his retard genes?


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.55984 del
>>55982
Many such cases


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.55985 del
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>>55983
good schedule


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.55986 del
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Ronde van het Basketland


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.55987 del
any berts know a flobikes stream to watch the USA cx championships? doubt they'll have it on tiz or the dad


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:33 [Preview] No.55988 del
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>>55987
tiz supposedly has it later on today


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:35 [Preview] No.55989 del
>>55988
baste
couldn't make it down to Fayetteville


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:45 [Preview] No.55990 del
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>>55988
i wish w*ndows had font rendering this nice


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.55991 del
>>55990
there is an easy fix


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 15:55 [Preview] No.55992 del
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Maximilian KEKLR and the gread Daniel TUREK are the next stars joining team Fany Gastro Intragay


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:02 [Preview] No.55993 del
Actually bertaczeck running linux might not be the smartest thing


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:03 [Preview] No.55994 del
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bertaczek would never ride in those conditions that the riders in Costa Rica are facing right now


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.55995 del
>>55994
Me neither tbqh


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:09 [Preview] No.55996 del
>>55994
average belgian commute to be honest


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:11 [Preview] No.55997 del
>>55994
its SO MUCH wetter outside right now you can't even imagine that


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:13 [Preview] No.55998 del
costarican RAI shitting the bed


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:15 [Preview] No.55999 del
how do they manage not to chute on the descend?


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:17 [Preview] No.56000 del
>>55999
Disc brakes of course


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:18 [Preview] No.56001 del
>>55996
the reason I paypigged those overshoes


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.56002 del
>>55999
why would they be chuting on a mostly straight road


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:20 [Preview] No.56003 del
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(3.12 MB 1280x720 Pog dodges chute in front of him.webm)
(1.59 MB 1280x720 shit chute.webm)
(3.92 MB 1280x582 chute comicale duro pedal.webm)
(1.81 MB 1280x720 chute BLIND.webm)
>>56002
or rather why wouldn't they LOL


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:22 [Preview] No.56004 del
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>>56003
that left one was pure distilled VISMA


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:25 [Preview] No.56005 del
>>56003
chuting into turd pile while bearing brown bibs is an all timer, had me giggling all afternoon the rest of the day when it happened


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:37 [Preview] No.56006 del
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Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.56007 del
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pogiboys schedule
kinda weird


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:54 [Preview] No.56008 del
>>56007
omloop chuds STARVING


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:57 [Preview] No.56009 del
>>56007
romandie? wow
very few races lets see if they change it and add some more in there but maybe he really is bored of racing


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.56010 del
>>56009
you want to see few races look at roglic' schedule


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 16:59 [Preview] No.56011 del
>>56007
double Suisse kind of based
he will only need Ronde van het Basketland after that


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.56012 del
>>56010
vuelta is sufficient nothing more necessary


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 17:06 [Preview] No.56013 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mXGIqWTZCnM [Embed]
kijkers


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 17:06 [Preview] No.56014 del
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ads playing on Costa Rica tv geared towards Berts


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 17:08 [Preview] No.56015 del
>>56014
they know I have scored no eggs today


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 17:16 [Preview] No.56016 del
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have you guys done it yet, didn't pay all the attention


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 17:18 [Preview] No.56017 del
>>56016
I wouldn't know who to vote for I need someone else to tell me who to vote for


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 17:23 [Preview] No.56018 del
>>56017
your boys ofcourse


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 17:34 [Preview] No.56019 del
costa rica RAI with the still image technique


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.56020 del
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>>56016
made me visit the UCI homepage of dopeurs to get some inspiration


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 17:51 [Preview] No.56021 del
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cabeza de carrera means head of the race


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 17:55 [Preview] No.56022 del
>>56021
dangerous group! Colono Bikestation Kölbi working hard behind. 20 km to go


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.56023 del
>>56015
It's called rest big boy, apparently it's useful


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:07 [Preview] No.56024 del
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>>56014
Does it count, if I just had eggs today?


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:10 [Preview] No.56025 del
>>56020
waar MAL?


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:13 [Preview] No.56026 del
>>56025
further up in the list with a 4 year ban (totally unjustified of course), I just made the list so small to include the Belgian illegally visiting the tour this year.


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:18 [Preview] No.56027 del
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I can't imagine living in the tropics. it's hot and wet.


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.56028 del
>>56027
Looks like it will be a sprint in the rain, few kilometers left


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:19 [Preview] No.56029 del
>>56023
nothing to rest from 2bh


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:27 [Preview] No.56030 del
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I guess they are close


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.56031 del
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mass sprint without any chutes


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:28 [Preview] No.56032 del
Jason Huertas wins!


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:29 [Preview] No.56033 del
>Suspended from 2017-12-22 to 2020-12-21
that heurtas guy is sauber


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:32 [Preview] No.56034 del
HuertasGOD


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:55 [Preview] No.56035 del
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Squeak tax


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 18:58 [Preview] No.56036 del
>>56035
afaik the locals in that area really fucking hate cyclists these days so I'm not surprised that the cops are taking more action from here on out


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:06 [Preview] No.56037 del
>>56036
I also hate most cyclists, they got stopped for running a red light by the way
Retard behavior


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:22 [Preview] No.56038 del
>>56035
God that's one ugly paintjob


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:27 [Preview] No.56039 del
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Lmao


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:28 [Preview] No.56040 del
>>56035
Fined for dopage?


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:30 [Preview] No.56041 del
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Squeaking about dopage: Jílek NOT NORMAL


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:30 [Preview] No.56042 del
>>56016
I scored already tree votes for are SEPP


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:30 [Preview] No.56043 del
>>56037
yep me too
>>56040
excessive fraudulence


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:35 [Preview] No.56044 del
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>>56041


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:36 [Preview] No.56045 del
>15 eggs 90 minutes workout
hmm that's not much


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:38 [Preview] No.56046 del
>>56044
If this guy gets Olympic gold at age 19 I am gonna SQUEAK


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:40 [Preview] No.56047 del
>>56045
nooooooombers pl0x
we need to know what we're dealing with


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:47 [Preview] No.56048 del
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>>56047
scotland, just pushed sort of all the hills


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:49 [Preview] No.56049 del
>>56036
Same in Malle. No wonder with all the PNS fags going over there all the time.


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:50 [Preview] No.56050 del
>>56046
rounder skates


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:52 [Preview] No.56051 del
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If you don't believe Sebb Goose can win the La Tour, you doesn't believe in anything


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:53 [Preview] No.56052 del
>>56051
Washed since he became a dad.


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.56053 del
>>56051
I don't believe in anything


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:54 [Preview] No.56054 del
>>56036
>getting germans and dutch tourist all year long
Of course they hate them


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 19:55 [Preview] No.56055 del
>>56052
Many such cases (myself included)


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.56056 del
watching track and they keep playing videogame sounds from super mario and the mlg air horn (ancient meme from before my time)


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:06 [Preview] No.56057 del
>>56048
>Z3
baseertje


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:08 [Preview] No.56058 del
>>56051
he's right, you know


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:12 [Preview] No.56059 del
>>56051
bitch better step up because vingo really needs help and jorgenson ain't cutting it


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:14 [Preview] No.56060 del
>>56059
Speaking of big jorg, will he finally step out of vingo's shadow this year or will he remain a bitch


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:15 [Preview] No.56061 del
>czech sprinter Dominik TOPINKA
based


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.56062 del
>big SEPP riding for his own chances
a bert can dream


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.56063 del
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>>56057
dangerously high average hr too


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:19 [Preview] No.56064 del
>>56060
well I'm a jorgenson hater so I hope he stays down but even if he tries to win a gt I don't think he stands much of a chance. He seemed very content with his place in past interviews


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:23 [Preview] No.56065 del
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>>56064
atleast they'll be able to dodge pogi till the tour next year


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:29 [Preview] No.56066 del
>>56065
yes but visma's data analysts are suffering bigly from that lack of racing


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:31 [Preview] No.56067 del
>>56063
looks like an easy spin to be TBH


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:42 [Preview] No.56068 del
>>56066
the token data gatherer valter isn't there anymore so it's already over


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:43 [Preview] No.56069 del
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<the data...


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:51 [Preview] No.56070 del
>>56065
What data did they get from this anyway. That Pog rides fast?


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 20:57 [Preview] No.56071 del
>>56070
if they had more data they would've known pogi was have knee problems this year and they would've gone all out and attacked him ofcourse


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 21:17 [Preview] No.56072 del
tree paris-NICEs ina row for big matty? seems likely


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 21:45 [Preview] No.56073 del
>>56072
against /elite/ and the Rat? We will see


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.56074 del
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>>56067
i am not seeing your numbers thoughbeit


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 21:50 [Preview] No.56075 del
>>56074
yes, well, bert told me that lt1 is to be prioritised so it's not much to look at


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 22:04 [Preview] No.56076 del
>>56075
what if it was a ruse and the truth lies in 62% of ftp for 2 hours and 30 minutes


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.56077 del
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>>56075
I did too hours of lt1 last weekend and now I am on top of me game
It's literally THAT easy


Bert 12/13/2025 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.56078 del
>>56077
lt1 is love lt1 is life lt1 is the one true king


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 00:41 [Preview] No.56079 del
Tomorrow (today) finally a BIG mountain stage arrived to Costa Rica.
You can already smell the a-coming 7C - Economy - Hyundai raid.
Or will it be Team Colono Bikestation? They were beyond sulphurous at the Vuelta a Chiriqui, winning like 9 of 10 stages. Either way, Jexon LEDEZMA, the next big doping scandal, will have to show his A game.


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1 fnfOzvSR 12/14/2025 (Sun) 05:07 [Preview] No.56081 del
20


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.56082 del
20 what? the amount of pogi victories in the next season?


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.56083 del
swissbert really wants you to click that link


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 08:14 [Preview] No.56084 del
enuff duvels to tip over even the muddiest belgian
it's over for me


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 08:19 [Preview] No.56085 del
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I dunno if I invited Bert to our Endchan Birthday stream, this year the site turns 10 years old
On December 15th at 8pm EST we are watching:
Tron
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

This is actually on the 16th at 2:00 CET for us Euros. (Yes tomorrow night.)

>>56082
It's some cross board spam. It appears yearly. I'm starting to suspect it's some preliminary probing before a serious spam campaign occurs.


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.56086 del
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that price? 10 grand


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 09:15 [Preview] No.56087 del
>>56086
Best looking bike of the peloton


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 09:29 [Preview] No.56088 del
That being said
>lightest frame ever
really doesn't sound like something positive to me. I'd rather take an extra 200g and some more strength


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 10:19 [Preview] No.56089 del
>uncompromising commitment to integrity blablabla
>let's just sign this extremely suspicious guy who is going nuclear in Asia lol


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.56090 del
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DAMN it forgot the picture


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.56091 del
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Speaking of suspicious guys, team Indonesia totally humiliated stacked team of Thailand down in Thailand at the South East Asian Games Time Trial
I have no idea how a mountain time trial works, it probably is a shit show, but your SIRIRONNACHAIs, your PIHOUNGYUs, your CHAIYASOMBATs and your CHAWCHIANGKWANGs were found wanting.


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.56092 del
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>>56088
I mean those bikes are made for pros doing mountain stages and let's be real when you chute in the downhill you're fucked anyway
the flat stages use the bulkier aero sleds


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.56093 del
>>56092
Of course, I meant as an amateur trying to buy a bike.


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.56094 del
>>56093
true
we are not meant to buy these bikes
we are meant to buy a 4k giant TCR


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 11:02 [Preview] No.56095 del
>>56093
>>56094
no amateur should be buying crabon in the first place they are meant to buy frames that are REAL


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.56096 del
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you could always buy a penisrello that looks like crumpled aluminum foil


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 11:09 [Preview] No.56097 del
>>56095
Based aluminium enjoyer


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 11:11 [Preview] No.56098 del
>>56096
ALUMINIUM*


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 11:12 [Preview] No.56099 del
>>56096
every PINARELLO is a work of art


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.56100 del
>>56099
They incredibly ugly but since they ve staid consistent people got used to it


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 11:46 [Preview] No.56101 del
>>56100
everybody loves Pinarello


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 12:33 [Preview] No.56102 del
>>56095
holy basé


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 12:35 [Preview] No.56103 del
>>56094
TCRchads, rise up


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.56104 del
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Lmao, soon him and grug will only ride like 10 races per year and fuck off in the sun the rest of the year


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 13:15 [Preview] No.56105 del
>>56104
Great, then we can have some interesting racing


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.56106 del
>>56104
extremely T I N


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 13:22 [Preview] No.56107 del
>>56106
He does look slim


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 13:25 [Preview] No.56108 del
>>56106
It's called ALUMINIUM


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 13:45 [Preview] No.56109 del
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Now it's my IKEA chair that started to squeak. I used few drops of my ParkTools™ peddal fixer lube on the wheels and it's much better. After 10 years of valiant service, it's still as good as new (it is NOT)


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.56110 del
>raping while watching grug dab on some fools
Feels like christmas alright


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 13:46 [Preview] No.56111 del
Anyway, hommes Namur starting soon with seven times world campeon Mathieu VAN DER POEL marking his comeback


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 13:47 [Preview] No.56112 del
>>56111
I like how endchan version is basically w*men free


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 13:48 [Preview] No.56113 del
Ok, but why am I from denmark?


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 13:51 [Preview] No.56114 del
>>56112
cx femmes has been basically "hag wins lol" all season long
puck is kill
fem is total kill


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 13:52 [Preview] No.56115 del
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nice koms


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 13:57 [Preview] No.56116 del
>>56115
That looks like a GRANADOS day to me!


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:01 [Preview] No.56117 del
namur is boomingn lots of people it seems
grug hype always delivers


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.56118 del
any bets on how long it'll take for him to get from the 3rd line to the front
I'm thinking 4 minutes


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:06 [Preview] No.56119 del
>>56109
All the ball bearings fell out of my computer chair. It barely rolls any more.

I'm going to paypig my way into one of those Herman Miller chairs


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.56120 del
>>56118
a bit more that climb is long


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:07 [Preview] No.56121 del
>>56118
First hill


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No.56122 del
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This bert has seen some serious shit


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:09 [Preview] No.56123 del
>>56122
the burden of knowledge


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:15 [Preview] No.56124 del
Panamerican Championships yields a real UCI jersey then?


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:18 [Preview] No.56125 del
was around 6 minutes to hit the front group, probably faster if that american didn't chute comicale


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.56126 del
Nys jr just isn't it


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:30 [Preview] No.56127 del
is grug washed?
2*ut would already have scored some big watts


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.56128 del
CHUTE GRUG


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:33 [Preview] No.56129 del
CHUTE COMICALE GRUG


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:34 [Preview] No.56130 del
lol one cobbled section and he's back


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.56131 del
they just doubled PADUN


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.56132 del
>lapped after one third of race


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:36 [Preview] No.56133 del
>>56104
but mur de huy and unpredictamstel are fun races. I guess it's good for the team to leave some breadcrumbs for the other guys instead of slaving for pogi


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:37 [Preview] No.56134 del
>>56133
mcnulty will win amstel
don't know who could win fleche from the others, maybe christen or del boro


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.56135 del
VAXXED


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:42 [Preview] No.56136 del
lapped dead guy on the course


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.56137 del
gross chute comicale


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:54 [Preview] No.56138 del
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SMAAAAAAAAAAAASH


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:55 [Preview] No.56139 del
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GRUG THERMONUCLEAIRE
NEJS GOES ALONG


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.56140 del
slow pit stop from grug


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:57 [Preview] No.56141 del
that chrome canyon is kinda nice


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.56142 del
Back home right on time for smash.
It is a shopping Sunday, there were unholy crowds roaming shops, malls and everything to consoom.
I will soon sign a temporary treaty with the Bohemian to solve the Polish question.

Grug washed?


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.56143 del
A.R.S.E. huh, what a peculiar sponsor


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:00 [Preview] No.56144 del
grug bros?


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.56145 del
waar isershit? in herentals again?


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.56146 del
>trying to outsprint grug


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.56147 del
>>56145
retired, unironically


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:05 [Preview] No.56148 del
nys kwab
overconfidence


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:06 [Preview] No.56149 del
SMASH
M
A
S
H


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.56150 del
grug smash


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.56151 del
grugwinslol


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:09 [Preview] No.56152 del
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return of the king


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:10 [Preview] No.56153 del
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GREAT race
w*ut would never


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.56154 del
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Good race, good workout.


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.56155 del
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webms courtesy of rusbert


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.56156 del
>>56154
As little time in odd zones as possible


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.56157 del
>>56154
some good eggs


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:14 [Preview] No.56158 del
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>>56154
BIG watts


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.56159 del
>>56155
missed the race but damn that guy on the ground is kwabbed beyond any measure wow


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.56160 del
>>56159
Dude got a cramp at the worst place in the worst time to get prime time kwabbing. Imagine his mates must still be laughing in front of the TV


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.56161 del
>German flag waving in the wind
>L’amour toujours starts blasting
Ehm holy based?


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:23 [Preview] No.56162 del
>>56160
kek, does anyone remember that costa rican drug addict from 2 seasons ago that blocked grug
love these guest characters


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:37 [Preview] No.56163 del
>>56160
absolutely brutal, he has to retire on the spot there is no coming back from this


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.56164 del
>>56161
KEK


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.56165 del
>>56163
Difficult to come back from it, that's sure


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 16:07 [Preview] No.56166 del
>glutes a bit painful
That's actually a first from cycling, but good


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.56167 del
costa rican rai shitting the bed


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 16:17 [Preview] No.56168 del
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>>56166
yes yes, he finally sees the power of the rape threshold
the beginning of an era


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 16:53 [Preview] No.56169 del
>>56168
Surely it'll stop raining at some point


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 16:57 [Preview] No.56170 del
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kwabed myself pretty bad last nite, let's see how many sins I can exorcise on the viner


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 16:58 [Preview] No.56171 del
>>56169
rain will make place for ice and snow


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 17:02 [Preview] No.56172 del
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In other news I read Don DeLillo's Underworld and am now ready to become an American


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.56173 del
>>56172
Is it good? Which is a pretty broad and annoying question I know.
I think I left it at my mom's home.
Too much backlog amassed anyways, I will get to it someday.


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 17:05 [Preview] No.56174 del
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>>56172
reading this atm because I also want to become american


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 17:11 [Preview] No.56175 del
Berts I need new books and it seems I've ran out of sci-fi/fantasy stuff


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 17:13 [Preview] No.56176 del
>>56173
I thought it was really good but it's a lot of characters and a lot of perspectives it starts jumping around between, alongside it being reverse chronological and long you should read it in big chunks when you have the time.
It's a rewarding book to read


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.56177 del
>>56174
based and genocide pilled


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 17:18 [Preview] No.56178 del
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>>56169
>>56171
it doesn't even matter if it rains or not, it hasn't rained the past week here but its just as wet as if it was raining right this very instance. I'm locked into a perpetual circle of 100% humidity wetness where nothing ever dries up and we only get to alternate between fog on the ground and fog in the sky


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 17:20 [Preview] No.56179 del
>>56176
>>56172
I liked it a lot as well, just like Libra from DeLillo. Mao II was a bit of a flop but otherwise DeLillo is solid, though I prefer Roth and Updike and Pynchon and Wallace from his contemporaries


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 17:26 [Preview] No.56180 del
>>56175
do you only read that stuff or do you want other recommendations


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 17:53 [Preview] No.56181 del
>>56175
good season for reading poetry, pick up some tome


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.56182 del
>>56180
Let's try to change a bit, I've read most of the old stuffs and the current stuffs are 90% lgbtq+ propaganda


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 17:55 [Preview] No.56183 del
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>>56181
>the tome


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 17:59 [Preview] No.56184 del
>>56175
I recommend to you Sphere by Michael Crichton


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 18:04 [Preview] No.56185 del
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Couldn't even try out my Q36.5™ winter gear because our son started getting 5 teeth at once and I haven't slept more than 2 hours per night for the last 8 days. It's never been more over.


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 18:06 [Preview] No.56186 del
>>56175
high quality or low quality sci-fi?


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 18:07 [Preview] No.56187 del
>>56185
just a speed dump my Bert, have a rest up and you'll be BACK


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 18:07 [Preview] No.56188 del
>>56185
it's always over for someone


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 18:07 [Preview] No.56189 del
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>>56185
don't you worry I have a feeling this winter will last well into May so you will have ample time to test it over the next 5 (five) months, the pigged will not go unused


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 18:15 [Preview] No.56190 del
>>56186
High quality, thank you very much


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 18:18 [Preview] No.56191 del
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not bad, not great


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 18:24 [Preview] No.56192 del
>>56185
Hoping that the teething will go swiftly, that sucks. Our kid never had major problems with her teeth, just always niggling discomfort since her teeth were always growing pretty steadily.
>>56182
Have you read In search of lost time? Nothing beats Proust imo. I also really like W.G. Sebald.


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 18:27 [Preview] No.56193 del
>>56174
I will get something on the wild west too, that History at the OK Corral yt channel sold me on this lore very well.
>>56176
I've read that besides being "good" it is a bit of a chore to read so it got bumped for "later". It will be like 10 years of "later" now.

For my effort to become a burgerman I have read "Stoner", "Great Gatsby" - these, while good, didn't make me really become a burgerman, "A Prayer for Owen Meany" made me want to, I will be looking for some more comfy New England setting, even if a bit dramatic and from long gone boomer era narrative. These are the most recent, would have to look at me bookshelf in my room in me mom's home because there were a few more bangers.

Currently watching New England - Buffalo, later will watch old man from Indiana in Seattle.

That would be it for burgerisms for today, will have to say kurwa a couple of times and go to sleep with Polish happy face to snap back out of it.


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 18:32 [Preview] No.56194 del
>>56193
Butcher's Crossing is good if you liked Stoner


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 18:38 [Preview] No.56195 del
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>>56187
>>56192
>>56189
thanks for the uplifting words


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 18:53 [Preview] No.56196 del
>>56191
Good workout bert, did you figure out how to change power mid session?


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 18:59 [Preview] No.56197 del
>>56190
Then, I'm afraid, I cannot help you


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 19:09 [Preview] No.56198 del
>>56197
Kek tell me what you've been reading now I'm curious


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 19:16 [Preview] No.56199 del
Why did Mathieu not win with 2 minutes against these retards. Is it over?


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.56200 del
>>56199
he did a little trolling


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 19:19 [Preview] No.56201 del
>>56196
not sure what happened to a couple of the intervals, think the connection to the viner or g*rmin dropped out briefly and the default reset to a different mode


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 19:57 [Preview] No.56202 del
>South East Asian Games ME - TTT
the absolute state of singaporean freds


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 20:06 [Preview] No.56203 del
>>56202
why was ourgoy bernard van aert not selected


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 20:09 [Preview] No.56204 del
>>56198
Timmy Zahn, Cobra series and Conquerors trilogy


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 20:17 [Preview] No.56205 del
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This needs to stop


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 20:19 [Preview] No.56206 del
>>56205
welcome to most bert's lives


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 20:20 [Preview] No.56207 del
>>56203
>bernard van AERT >> Anonymous Cycling Team
truly our guy but alas I don't know he hasn't raced since july


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 20:37 [Preview] No.56208 del
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EXTREMELY fun that Pats-Bills game.
Often these "football" games will be an acquired taste which is hard to acquire if you didn't grow up with this sport.
I could probably still enjoy any shitty football game.
But this one is a GREAT advertisement for the sport.
>fake american accent intensifies


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 21:00 [Preview] No.56209 del
acquired a new word today: cantankerous. It's a good word I will find ways to use it


Bert 12/14/2025 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.56210 del
>>56209
Don't make up words please


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 00:10 [Preview] No.56212 del
>>56007
I told you he wanted to knock out all the WT stage races


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 00:14 [Preview] No.56213 del
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>Miguel pays €7,000 for his hero Wout van Aert's bike: "It's just his biggest hobby."
>Wout van Aert's bike, Christmas sweaters, cycling socks—it's all for sale during the Team Visma | Lease a Bike sales days at the High Performance Center in 's-Hertogenbosch. Thousands of enthusiasts stroll through the cycling team's premises in 's-Hertogenbosch. "This is fantastic, it's great that the team is so accessible."


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 00:54 [Preview] No.56214 del
fink it'll be the first xc ski of the season this week


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.56215 del
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>>56213
>people buy
>Wout's used saddle
>Wout's used sweater
>Wout's used socks


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.56216 del
>>56213
Average wout enjoyer that guy, probably rides 1 hour a week


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 07:40 [Preview] No.56217 del
>>56213
it might be used, but a sirvelo with sram red and carbon wheels for 7000 doesn't sound too bad


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.56218 del
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>>56213
>instantly swaps out BigRings™ for 46/33


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.56219 del
>>56217
Slightly used on roubaix cobbles
And since Wout chutes every other race noW there's a good chance it's got a hairline crack somewhere


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.56220 del
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Felt nice to finally be able to ride after the illness. I've switched my position to a memefit with my saddle pushed as far as possible on the 0 degree seatpost and 73.5° seat angle, and I think I'll experiment with flipping forward a 20mm offset seatpost to get even further forward. Currently coupled with a 120mm stem and 100mm reach handlebars, so there's still room to go more forward.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.56221 del
>>56220
what bars are you running I'm looking for 100++ mm reach bars but they are rare and whats on the market always has at least 1 feature I don't like or in the case of toot even 3


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.56222 del
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>>56220
Lucky for you this thing is almost UCI legal


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 10:38 [Preview] No.56223 del
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opinions on Slica saddlebags? saw a review and they look slic


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.56224 del
>>56222
what I don't get about The Shipper is that he's using a normal saddle which I assume forces him into that funky seatpost situation but since he only rides aero it would be natural for him to ride a tt saddle which completely eliminates the need for that UNLESS he actually sits on the very nose of this normal saddle already, in that case nevermind.
I ride ism and a setback seatpost and my saddle is still almost all the way back but since you only sit on the frontal 50-60% on the saddle I'm still pretty far forward compared to a normal saddle.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.56225 del
>>56221
The bars I have are Pro Vibe Aero Pursuit, 36cm width with 101mm reach. There's this Aliexpress clone of the Aerocoach Ornix that I've also considered with 97mm reach: https://a.aliexpress.com/_Ey69mNi


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.56226 del
>>56223
but is it really grande enough for you?


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 11:08 [Preview] No.56227 del
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>>56225
Thanks, I've seen those CHYNA bars but what I don't like is that the hoods area is not straight but rather curved downwards if you know what I mean. I'll look into the pro vibe bars


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 11:16 [Preview] No.56228 del
>>56227
No problem. I think the Pros also have the same problem, I don't quite like the top shape either but I haven't found a better version yet. There's the Polymer Sculpture integrated handlebar with 90mm reach and a very nice shape if you have an extra 750€ lying around, hehe


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.56229 del
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Crowd favourite Peerapol CHAWCHIANGKWANG is your South East Asian Games ME ITT champion
Ariya PHOUNSAVATH 2nd
CAHYADI 3rd


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 11:26 [Preview] No.56230 del
>>56228
>>56227
These Bontragers look to be nice as well, 100mm reach: https://www.bike24.com/p2565675.html?sku=1940223


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 11:46 [Preview] No.56231 del
>>56230
>>56227
Wait I had totally missed this, our lord and saviour Sqlab also make a 95mm reach handlebar. Perhaps I need to paypig these: https://www.bike24.com/p2867345.html?sku=2941912


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 11:52 [Preview] No.56232 del
>>56229
waar is our boi Bert van Aert?


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 12:41 [Preview] No.56233 del
>>56231
>sqlab bars
holy ergonomics


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 13:34 [Preview] No.56234 del
WELSFORD to INEOS Merda a done deal


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 13:51 [Preview] No.56235 del
>>56231
>130€ for alu bars
Holly paypig


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 14:02 [Preview] No.56236 del
>>56234
Atleast they'll win a guaranteed WT stage next year


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 14:26 [Preview] No.56237 del
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Name my band


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 14:35 [Preview] No.56238 del
>>56237
The Flaming Lipšowitz


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 14:41 [Preview] No.56239 del
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>>56226
The grande bag looks too big for daily rides, but perhaps adequate for BIG rides in the wilderness where one should carry half a dozen spare tubes


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 14:50 [Preview] No.56240 del
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Which bring me to my next question
Do you - fellow paypigs - only have one saddlebag for all purposes or more than one?


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 15:08 [Preview] No.56241 del
>>56240
love to answer this question but since you only seem interested in the paypig perspective on the issue well then I'll have to refrain


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 15:15 [Preview] No.56242 del
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>>56241


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 15:25 [Preview] No.56243 del
>>56240
I have one for the road bike and one for the gravel bike


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 15:32 [Preview] No.56244 del
>>56240
I only have one per bike. Considering handlebar bag for long rides


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.56245 del
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Next time logging into work?
Jan 7th 26.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 15:38 [Preview] No.56246 del
>>56240
same for me like the other ones, one for each bike because they take different tubes


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 15:39 [Preview] No.56247 del
>>56240
One bigger one. It even fits my thermos so I can bring tea with me.
I am now on 6 fanny packs THOUGH.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 15:49 [Preview] No.56248 del
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Nice little TT going on in Costa Rica right now
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fUyv69gtjg0 [Embed]


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 15:51 [Preview] No.56249 del
>>56248
>is actually just ads for hairdressers and meat
aha nice scam


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 16:05 [Preview] No.56250 del
>>56248
looks like they're riding through a monsoon


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 16:15 [Preview] No.56251 del
el rent a car de los ticos


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 16:18 [Preview] No.56252 del
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30/30 time it is
gonna try one set with ERG and one set without and then will compare the results


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 16:19 [Preview] No.56253 del
>>56252
do 35/30 to compensate for the spinning up


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 16:20 [Preview] No.56254 del
>>56253
i dont think i will


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 16:22 [Preview] No.56255 del
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>>56252
hell yeah for me it was 2 hours at the lactate threshold one today. We are victim of an INVASIVE COLD FRONT FROM BOHEMIA today, what do you have to say to that


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 16:35 [Preview] No.56256 del
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>>56250
Kinography


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 16:55 [Preview] No.56257 del
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my legs dead and gone
did two 150 load max efforts last two days and now they hurt
perhaps thats good, means i wasnt sluurping, but it will make the second set ... peculiar


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 17:09 [Preview] No.56258 del
>>56235
some of us don't want to ride on soft 6061 aluminium handlebars, but want something stiffer like 6066-AL to get shoulder pain quicker


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 17:11 [Preview] No.56259 del
>>56258
I refuse to believe people feel the softness of handlebars unless they're doing 20rpm sprints


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 17:16 [Preview] No.56260 del
>>56259
I can feel all of my carbon bars flex in the drops when I'm riding over rough terrain tbh but only there not when I'm pulling on them


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 17:19 [Preview] No.56261 del
>>56260
How much mm flex are we talking about?


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 17:24 [Preview] No.56262 del
Oses wins the TT with Leandro Varela taking the jersey from Daniel Bonilla.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 17:34 [Preview] No.56263 del
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>>56262
best tt in long time
european "pro" peloton would never


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 17:37 [Preview] No.56264 del
>>56261
impossible to give a number I'm afraid


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 17:38 [Preview] No.56265 del
>>56259
I just prefer the extra stiffness for perceived quicker acceleration from stop and go situations


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 18:11 [Preview] No.56266 del
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>>56252
Savour the good form, Bertacek, for it is not gonna last


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 18:36 [Preview] No.56267 del
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>this is an ugly bike according to bert
>implying


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 18:52 [Preview] No.56268 del
>>56267
Kinda is though


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 19:08 [Preview] No.56269 del
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l'eggs for the berts


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 19:12 [Preview] No.56270 del
>>56267
they are lucky bianchi is even worse


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 19:30 [Preview] No.56271 del
>>56269
22 on a monday okay I'm letting the slander slide


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 19:36 [Preview] No.56272 del
>>56269
>3h on the r*per on a monday evening
Berts getting in good shape


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 19:37 [Preview] No.56273 del
>>56271
>>56272
No time to ride tomorrow so gotta bank it now


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:02 [Preview] No.56274 del
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>I felt them approaching and hoped to reach the finish, but then that little hill came. (sigh) It wasn't nice for me or for them that I hindered them a bit. But luckily it didn't affect the race. Afterward, the crowd helped me up.

>Some people thought I'd had a stroke. They asked if I was okay. And then there were also many people who said they knew what it feels like to experience such cramps. That felt good.

kek the Swedish super cramp dude gave an interview, poor lad


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:07 [Preview] No.56275 del
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>>56274
>don't sweat it fren we all get kwabbed to hell at some point


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:09 [Preview] No.56276 del
>"There were doctors working at Movistar. I find it truly shocking that they didn't discover the problem," says Norsgaard. "What do we even have that system for? While I'm glad cheaters are caught, I'm amazed they can get away with it for so long."

>Norsgaard does, however, have serious doubts about Lazkano's innocence. "I always hope for the best in people, but... Sometimes, when it smells like shit, it is shit. His Classics season was fine, but then came the Dauphiné. It smelled a bit too much there."


holy shit based Dane


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:10 [Preview] No.56277 del
>>56276
>Norsgaard – who has since left Movistar for Lidl-Trek – also said he didn't get along very well with Lazkano at Movistar.

>"Oier was an incredibly mysterious guy. He was very intelligent, interested in politics, but at the same time, he was also a bit crazy. After dinner, he would sit in the kitchen for hours drinking wine with the chef. It was quite unusual. I certainly wouldn't call him a friend."

winebert is involved


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:14 [Preview] No.56278 del
>>56277
Too inteligent to be a cyclist. Had to talk with the chef because the other riders didn't know more than push pedal go fast.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:16 [Preview] No.56279 del
>>56277
Nosgaard sounds like a retard tbqh


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:17 [Preview] No.56280 del
>>56279
t. dope supplying chef
he's onto you


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:18 [Preview] No.56281 del
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Thinking about donating some money to Pogi.
To UAE actually.
I mean Etihad.
>Bert, I want to see more of the world!
FFS


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:19 [Preview] No.56282 del
>>56276
>"There were doctors working at Movistar. I find it truly shocking that they didn't discover the problem,"
KEK oh yes truly SHOCKING that they did not ring any alarm bells hehehehe


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:19 [Preview] No.56283 del
>>56279
I heard him talk in a podcast once or twice. He's pretty boring to listen to and while I don't think he's retarded I doubt it takes too much for him to consider you very intelligent.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:26 [Preview] No.56284 del
Have we discussed Skjelmose extending with Trek?
So much for all the beef with the team backstabbing for Ayuso.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:27 [Preview] No.56285 del
>>56284
bit of a kwab move, hope he negotiated something good or he'll be a bottom bitch for years


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:29 [Preview] No.56286 del
>>56284
we have not, this sounds rather cucked to be honest. I bet Ayuso was like
>ajajaja don't worry pendejo I will ride for you in the ardennes I just ride them for training .. puto


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:37 [Preview] No.56287 del
>>56285
He's saying he loves the team spirit, that he feels at home on the team and can't see himself ride anywhere else. Doesn't sound like he's been looking for better offers elsewhere so I imagine nothing will chance. They'll tell him they back him 100% and then give his captain roles to Ayuso lmao.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:42 [Preview] No.56288 del
>>56287
well he does chute so much so I'd never play him out as the true leader anywhere
but I also wouldn't make him work for ayuso, just free for all


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.56289 del
He knows his place, as long as he can race the ardennes for himself he shouldn't complain


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:43 [Preview] No.56290 del
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>>56284
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Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.56291 del
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we need more ratos I feel like ayuso will give us reason to post them


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 21:00 [Preview] No.56292 del
derek gee of west is also supposed to go to lidl by the way
so many betrayal targets


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 21:02 [Preview] No.56293 del
>>56292
how did he manage to break free of the jew's lawsuits is what I would like to know


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 21:04 [Preview] No.56294 del
>>56293
The Jews lost. Israel is gone. Gee is free. Sylvan Adams banished to the shadow realm.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 21:05 [Preview] No.56295 del
>>56293
the team doesn't officially exist anymore, I assume anyone was free to go if they wanted


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 21:06 [Preview] No.56296 del
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>>56294
>>56295
>all contracts null and void after the destruction of IPT
big if true


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 21:12 [Preview] No.56297 del
>>56295
Do we know that for sure? The official statement on their website doesn't go into legal details about whether it's new owners of the old organisation or if it's a new legal entity taking over the old staff and riders.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 21:14 [Preview] No.56298 del
>>56297
With intermaché it was anyone who wants to leave can leave, everyone under contract that does not want to leave has to be paid out if they do not want them.
Since the WT license changed hands from jew to swiss jew I assume the same rules apply.
It's just that Gee was the only one good enough to find something better for himself.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 21:18 [Preview] No.56299 del
>>56298
The Wanty team got merged into the Lotto team so that team stopped existing. When two teams merge one has to dissolve but when one team changes owner there is no guarantee it happens that way.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 21:20 [Preview] No.56300 del
>>56299
hugo houle also snuck out before hist contract was out
who knows, who cares
gee is a free man


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 21:22 [Preview] No.56301 del
>>56300
Gee must have had a lawyer that was convinced he would be able to rat his way out of the contract before he pulled that stunt in the first place. Would be crazy of him to risk his career right while he's at his peak.


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 21:29 [Preview] No.56302 del
>>56301
After cian bloblo ratted his way out with non existent whatsapp bullying the floodgates are wide open


Bert 12/15/2025 (Mon) 21:32 [Preview] No.56303 del
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ratting yourself out of a contract is one thing but how does one rat himself into a contract is what I'm wondering


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 00:09 [Preview] No.56304 del
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I haven't touched the compilation in tree months


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 00:11 [Preview] No.56305 del
>>56304
That's ok as long you finish before your December 31st deadline. No need to go to the /cyc/ office during christmas you can work from home on this project.


Bert Admin 12/16/2025 (Tue) 00:19 [Preview] No.56306 del
Hello, Bert!
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Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 00:29 [Preview] No.56307 del
>>56304
as long as you post watts and burgers I don't give a FUCK about the comp
was here for the whole thing anyways


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 02:33 [Preview] No.56308 del
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opening up the benen for this weeks skiing


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 04:19 [Preview] No.56309 del
>>56304
I hope my custom squeaker is on it, I really deserved more you s for it


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 05:52 [Preview] No.56311 del
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I mean, look at this dude


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 10:22 [Preview] No.56312 del
>>56311
wow


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 10:35 [Preview] No.56313 del
>>56311
TRVE Toulouse-Lautrec.


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 10:52 [Preview] No.56314 del
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The great Sarawut SIRIRONNACHAI is your South East Asian Games Road Champion!
SYELHAN 2nd
PHAM 3rd
PHOUNSAVATH (KWAB) 4th
CHAWCHIANGKWANG 7th
NGUYEN 14th
MOHD ZARIFF 29th


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 10:53 [Preview] No.56315 del
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A solid unipuerto if ever I saw one, no idea why the prestigious /tpmcsc/ never rides it


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 10:55 [Preview] No.56316 del
And the costarican pro peloton rides the murderous Cerro de La Muerte today, via the easier side


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 12:14 [Preview] No.56317 del
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Teidebros?


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 13:52 [Preview] No.56318 del
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>>56237
Bertacekbros... Also maybe a good idea to keep track of the UCI website where certain WADA announcements are made now and then


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 13:53 [Preview] No.56319 del
I don't know why it quoted that random post. Anyway it is OVER


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 13:56 [Preview] No.56320 del
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Only 3 years ago and I think everyone here is now retired or "retired"


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 14:00 [Preview] No.56321 del
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>>56318
I sort of expected this after two years of lingering knee issues
It's over


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 14:02 [Preview] No.56322 del
big STÜSSI perma kwabed these radioactive FRAUDS
>>56320


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 14:04 [Preview] No.56323 del
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>>56321
Yes, "knee issues"...


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 14:05 [Preview] No.56324 del
>>56322
Stüssi = dopage too


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 14:07 [Preview] No.56325 del
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>>56323
It wasn't the knee, yes


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 14:10 [Preview] No.56326 del
>>56325
This Is Really Not Good....


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 14:11 [Preview] No.56327 del
>>56325
luckily I'll never find myself on this comp
though I'd gladly trade it all (every watt) to become the saddle of one GROẞ Mathilde


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 14:26 [Preview] No.56328 del
>>56325
Why do they all have the same haircut


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 14:30 [Preview] No.56329 del
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>>56328
coincidence


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.56330 del
>>56328
first day on the interwebz?


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 15:09 [Preview] No.56331 del
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>>56318
7 years of pro cycling and he pretty much only did two races (Volta 2021 and 2022)
I wonder if he had another job on the side or if the Portuguese conti scene is big money


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 15:15 [Preview] No.56332 del
>>56331
DELETE


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 15:58 [Preview] No.56333 del
The official Vuelta a Costa Rica song is a proper banger


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 16:24 [Preview] No.56334 del
Fat Benji does the turbo cross average rob influencer thing if you're into some humiliation


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 16:36 [Preview] No.56335 del
Now that the year is at an end who will be KWAB of the year?


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 16:41 [Preview] No.56336 del
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>>56335
my candidates are
>WIDAR Jarno
>AYUSO Juan
>VAN AERT Wout
widar having a 10 minute breakdown where he's crying while his team awkwardly looks at it him may just be it but wout got fucked by remco and lost a 3v1 against POWLESS jesus christ how can they look at themselves


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 16:44 [Preview] No.56337 del
>>56334
I'll be watching but last year was mediocre I hope this year is better


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 16:47 [Preview] No.56338 del
>>56336
It has to be WOUT


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 16:53 [Preview] No.56339 del
>>56336
I would like to nominate Jakobsen for best kwab in a supporting role then


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.56340 del
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>>56338
How can anyone else compete?


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.56341 del
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Day 5 of a 5 days training block
It went as smooth as expected


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 16:55 [Preview] No.56342 del
>>56339
ah kwabkobsen is also a good pick but he's been so invisible since it's all just triple digit placements or DNFs


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 16:56 [Preview] No.56343 del
>>56339
cant be a kwab if you are already a kwab


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 16:57 [Preview] No.56344 del
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>>56340


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 16:58 [Preview] No.56345 del
>>56340
unironically should have lead out benoot, he can barely get out of his wheel


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>>56341
I'm going to start a r*pe now as well because I got over 3 (three) hours of forced overtime r*ped into me today


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 16:59 [Preview] No.56347 del
>>56346
a fellow overtime sufferer


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:00 [Preview] No.56348 del
>>56346
i thought overtime ist verboten in germany


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:02 [Preview] No.56349 del
lets see whats on the telly
>https://www.youtube.com/live/tf2vD0Ho4vw?si=icUWKdUbOZE435zT
just in time to watch rapeman doing handbike shenanigans in zwift (point?)


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.56350 del
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seems like the gods we're listening in for kwab of the year
the decision is made


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.56351 del
As the runners crest the top of Cerro de la Muerte, Luis Daniel Oses, Alejandro Granados and Richard Huera are 40 seconds behind Sebastián Moya, who's is alone at the front. The rest of the GC men are further back.


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:07 [Preview] No.56352 del
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riders not suffering in heavy rain for once


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:08 [Preview] No.56353 del
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>>56350
only 50 euros too, mandatory dress code at the bert teambuilding in july


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.56354 del
>>56350
oh dear


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:09 [Preview] No.56355 del
>>56333
it truly is, other tours outside of the Spanish speaking world should have their official song as well


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:10 [Preview] No.56356 del
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noice


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:11 [Preview] No.56357 del
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>gr*vel race ad starts playing
kek


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.56358 del
Moya caught by Oses, Granados and Huera


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:13 [Preview] No.56359 del
>>56356
>ywn live in the costarican cordilleras


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:15 [Preview] No.56360 del
>>56358
Joined by Sergio Arias and Wilson Haro


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:17 [Preview] No.56361 del
>>56360
CAM ON HARO


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:19 [Preview] No.56362 del
that's a very long descend


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>>56362
2500m difference


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:21 [Preview] No.56364 del
>>56360
Fake news, it is Donovan Ramírez instead of Arias


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:22 [Preview] No.56365 del
>>56351
Daniel Oss??


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>>56363
dios mio, the pass is even called death pass


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.56367 del
When are the GRANADOS going off. BAM BAM BAM


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:23 [Preview] No.56368 del
>>56366
Yeah, they ride it twice, once from each side, every year. Always the highlight although this year the coverage seems to be more shit than previously.


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:24 [Preview] No.56369 del
un nuevo lider!


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>>56366
And they are doing it again on Friday


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:25 [Preview] No.56371 del
>>56370
that's a very long climb


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:26 [Preview] No.56372 del
>>56370
the femininas did purely the climb of this once


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:27 [Preview] No.56373 del
>>56367
Looks like he just attacked in the descent


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>>56350
Why didn't he JUST DO IT?


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:29 [Preview] No.56375 del
>>56350
>>56353
you know what to do. remove the do it.


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:35 [Preview] No.56376 del
With 10 km to go, Granados has a small gap to Haro and Ramirez. Oses, Huera and Moya are a bit further back, small gaps appearing on the descent.


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:37 [Preview] No.56377 del
>>56376
LET'S GO


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:40 [Preview] No.56379 del
>>56376
Harobros don't despair


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.56380 del
Granados caught by Haro and Ramirez in the final km. Haro wins!


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.56381 del
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I can't recognize shit


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:41 [Preview] No.56382 del
Oses, Moya and Huera arrive 22 seconds later


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:43 [Preview] No.56383 del
>>56380
Well, well, looks like Donovan Ramirez won the sprint ahead of Haro and Granados


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.56384 del
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>>56383
it's over


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:45 [Preview] No.56385 del
The rest of the GC men including leader Leandro Varela arrive with a deficit of 2:37. Oses will be the new leader.
And there still seems to be uncertainty about who really won the stage. Haro was the one celebrating.


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:48 [Preview] No.56386 del
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The latest Costa Rican finish line technology confirms that HARO indeed won


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>>56386
it's not over


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:53 [Preview] No.56388 del
where's the will retire on 31-12-2025 message on the PCS page of kris frum?


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:55 [Preview] No.56389 del
>>56388
G will sign him for ineos


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:57 [Preview] No.56390 del
>>56389
that better be at least 5 mil per year with a similar lifelong contract that wout has at visma


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 17:59 [Preview] No.56391 del
>>56348
I wish


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 18:05 [Preview] No.56392 del
4gag shows me some funny new captchas


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 18:50 [Preview] No.56393 del
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bankrupt when


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 18:53 [Preview] No.56394 del
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>>56393
what is it with bianchi and breaking handlebars


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 18:56 [Preview] No.56395 del
>>56394
didn't take the chyna pill


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.56397 del
>>56393
Didn't they built massive factory in italy?


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 19:07 [Preview] No.56398 del
>>56395
when will they learn


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 19:10 [Preview] No.56399 del
Granadosbros WILL prevail


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 19:40 [Preview] No.56400 del
I have 100€ worth of panettone coming tomorrow berts, Christmas can officially start


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 19:46 [Preview] No.56401 del
>>56400
so berts have to change the calorie counter settings in strava from eggs to panetone during xmas?


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.56402 del
>>56401
No need, the calories don't count during christmas season


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 20:01 [Preview] No.56403 del
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home


Bert 12/16/2025 (Tue) 23:06 [Preview] No.56404 del
What in the fuck, I tried complaining to Bertacek about posting the Moreira retirement without giving me credits for the news but I have NO idea what that fucking captcha is


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>>56404
find an image that isn't like the others!


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 01:23 [Preview] No.56406 del
>>56405
Well they are all shitters and frauds but two of those got kwabbed by Powerless so it must be Fr**me


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 01:35 [Preview] No.56407 del
my skiing is going quite well thanks for asking


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 02:09 [Preview] No.56408 del
>>56407
How are you skiing and typing at the same time


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.56409 del
>>56408
I took a break to turn on me headlamp of coursh


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 04:29 [Preview] No.56410 del
>>56407
Downhill or XC?


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 05:39 [Preview] No.56411 del
>>56410
XC, but I went downhill at the end


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 06:11 [Preview] No.56412 del
>>56411
Lucky Bert, haven't skiied in 10 years


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 06:15 [Preview] No.56413 del
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It is what it is. At least it makes one Bert happy


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 07:32 [Preview] No.56414 del
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If only bertmen were this enthusiastic


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 07:58 [Preview] No.56415 del
>>56414
Yes, well probably most of us could be a jobber with the right amount of dope


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 08:21 [Preview] No.56416 del
>>56415
What do I need to take to gain 50 watts


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 08:25 [Preview] No.56417 del
>>56416
I'm sure a pantani level of hematocrite would do the trick


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 10:01 [Preview] No.56418 del
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>>56413
interesting bibs colour


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 10:12 [Preview] No.56419 del
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>>56414
Not quite 10x20min but I did 2h of just under LT1 endurance riding, felt good today and a good amount of eggs scored


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 10:32 [Preview] No.56420 del
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>>56419
I had 0 motivation, so did the bare minimum. My ass hurts


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 10:37 [Preview] No.56421 del
>>56420
Well each minute counts bert. Have you tried an Sqlab 612R saddle?


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 10:39 [Preview] No.56422 del
>>56421
Of course I have 3 of those. I think my problem is I move around between 3 bikes and they don't have the same geo so the position changes all the time. It is what it is, it's only bad when I'm r*ping anyway


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 10:42 [Preview] No.56423 del
>>56422
Ah yeah I used to have that same problem. Nowadays all my bikes are set up to a nearly identical position.


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 10:55 [Preview] No.56424 del
>>56423
A bit hard with the hardtail, but yeah I should probably buy a new road bike to mimik the position of the gravel machine


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 10:57 [Preview] No.56425 del
>>56424
True that. Paypiggery is always a good choice.


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 11:06 [Preview] No.56426 del
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>>56425
I mean I'm still rocking my 2016 alu bike, I'm not sure upgrading counts as paypiggery at that point


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 11:24 [Preview] No.56427 del
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P-N parcours is out. Mayor election changes the last stage. Looks OK I guess


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.56428 del
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>>56427
Stolen from 4chan


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 11:26 [Preview] No.56429 del
>>56426
Yeah no it wouldn't count. You deserve a better bike for that lovely scenery to be honest


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 11:55 [Preview] No.56430 del
>>56426
it would indeed qualify


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 11:56 [Preview] No.56431 del
>>56426
Just get tham time frame bert, we're all for it


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 12:06 [Preview] No.56432 del
>>56413
paintjob's shite, dislike


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.56433 del
>>56418
LANGELOTTI to be always in NC jersey.


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.56434 del
>>56433
Langellotti*. And I don't think Monegasque NC exists


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.56435 del
best thing about the TotalEnergies merda sponsorship is that we can continue to associate TotalEnergies with a shit team, nothing changes


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.56436 del
>>56435
I associate totalenergies with a big bubbling pot of jeffery soup


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 13:30 [Preview] No.56437 del
you DID vote for HINCAPIE George in you're top500...didn't you bert?


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 13:33 [Preview] No.56438 del
>>56437
I have not and neither did i vote for his fraud of a son


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 14:05 [Preview] No.56439 del
>Que vous inspire le fait que les records d'anciens dopés dans les cols soient régulièrement battus ?

>G.M-G. : Moi-même, je vois certains temps de montée où je vais aussi vite qu'Amstrong. C'est bien la preuve que, par le fait d'être plus professionnel et de maîtriser tous les aspects de la performance, on peut quand même atteindre un haut niveau. Après, il y a un monde entre moi et ceux qui dominent le Tour. Mais je ne peux pas me permettre de juger ou d'accuser. Je n'ai pas non plus envie de paraître pour un aigri. Un coureur en Nationale 1, du plus haut niveau amateur, il s'entraîne comme moi, et il y a quand même un monde entre mon niveau et le sien. Je n'ai pas envie que lui m'accuse d'être dopé simplement parce que je suis plus fort. Peut-être que les coureurs devant sont naturellement plus forts. Dans toute l'histoire du sport, il y a eu certains qui étaient une classe au-dessus des autres. Il faut l'accepter.

Squeaker bros, our only argument just got nullified


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 14:08 [Preview] No.56440 del
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>>56437
Ah yeah almost forgot. This year I probably made the best list possible


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 14:12 [Preview] No.56441 del
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um wut. they have their own literal shitter team now?


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.56442 del
>>56440
>no samuel dumoulin
almost perfect


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.56443 del
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new kijkers dropped


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 15:16 [Preview] No.56444 del
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tonight's training for bertacek


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.56445 del
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the comfy life of the supply golem
just ride around in cycling paradise all day feeding your boys (and girls)


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.56446 del
>>56440
>no super SEPP
lame


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.56447 del
>>56441
This has got to be some tax fraud fuckery. Curiously, Victor de la Parte got Andorran citizenship this year just as he retired.


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 15:45 [Preview] No.56448 del
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>>56444
the real training plan for tonight


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 15:47 [Preview] No.56449 del
>>56448
zonder kartoffelknödels of course, only a monster would put them on gulas


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 15:51 [Preview] No.56450 del
>>56448
>>56449
can I make that with süßkartoffel ?
got some extras piled on me counter


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 15:58 [Preview] No.56451 del
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>>56443
is she aucustic? or is it normal Dutch behaviour?


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 15:59 [Preview] No.56452 del
>>56448
why are the bread and potato knedlik mixed and matched? I thought it has to match the type of meat.


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 16:02 [Preview] No.56453 del
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transmission quality from Costa Rica is much better today


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 16:10 [Preview] No.56454 del
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>>56452
>>56450
Böhmische knödel is the only allowed side on a gulas, anything else is a crime. And yet you still sometimes see mixed sides or - allah forgive me for uttering these words - carlsbad knödels as side


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 16:23 [Preview] No.56455 del
>>56451
she's PERFECT that's what she is


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 16:24 [Preview] No.56456 del
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>forced to r*pe AGAIN
fucking shit ass CUNT dick piss day


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.56457 del
>>56456
atleast the shareholders are doing well
you can come get your complimentary new year's present (a water flask) at the reception
thank you


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 16:58 [Preview] No.56458 del
>>56456
why don't you go XC skiing bert? it's more enjoyable than pretending to ride in osterreich


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 17:13 [Preview] No.56459 del
>>56458
I'm waiting for the snow to come back to go XC skiing again.


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 17:17 [Preview] No.56460 del
>>56458
Snow is GONE


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 17:35 [Preview] No.56461 del
>>56459
>>56460
your getting wintermogged by a latitudelet? oh deary me that's grim


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 17:38 [Preview] No.56462 del
>>56453
Some BIG names in the break like Bonilla, Arias, Mudarra, Efrén Santos and of course QUINTANA, but only a gap of around half a minute with 9 km left


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 17:58 [Preview] No.56463 del
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oh no


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.56464 del
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dirty tricks were used


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.56465 del
>>56463
slippy


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.56466 del
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Finally, a group with José Pablo Sancho, Alejandro Pita, Sebastian Calderón and QUINTANA made it to the finish.
Sancho won ahead of Calderón. The peloton arrived right behind


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 18:05 [Preview] No.56467 del
>>56464
In a surprising turns of events, Calderón wins and Sancho DQ'ed. Seems extremely harsh, imo


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 18:07 [Preview] No.56468 del
>>56454
Now taht's a proper gulash. Would


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.56469 del
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>>56467
>Sancho DSQ
I mean, he did close the door. but shouldn't that be just a relegation instead of straight DSQ?


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.56470 del
>>56469
cavendish would've been given this one


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.56471 del
>>56469
Yes well, relegation I mean. Still think Sancho was robbed


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.56472 del
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there was a slop saus


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 18:23 [Preview] No.56473 del
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Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 18:30 [Preview] No.56474 del
>>56473
is this supposed to be a XC or a gr*vel bike?


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 18:30 [Preview] No.56475 del
>>56473
use case?


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.56476 del
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>>56473
>>56474
>>56475


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 19:04 [Preview] No.56477 del
>>56474
Everything wants to be a gravel bike nowadays


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 19:26 [Preview] No.56478 del
>>56473
need that seat stay to be considerably lower


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 19:30 [Preview] No.56479 del
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Heatlet going to have a hard time this year


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>>56479
>sierra de la pandera
>the white penas
>pics related as final 2 stages
>2 TT's and one of them is decent length
dare I say this is a very good route?


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Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 19:57 [Preview] No.56482 del
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>>56480
Couples of memey stage too. I think it'll be fun (won't watch it though)


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 20:05 [Preview] No.56483 del
>>56482
>stage 3 is a unipuerto
>this is stage 4
TOTAL
SPRINTER
DEATH


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 20:31 [Preview] No.56484 del
>>56479
>Vuelta de Andalucia
I see Jonas doing this


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 20:32 [Preview] No.56485 del
>>56479
KUSS bros we might be feasting well again


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Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 21:06 [Preview] No.56488 del
>>56486
add some cream to make it eatable. bertolo posts on the other /cyc/, so he won't know


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 21:09 [Preview] No.56489 del
>>56486
for me it would rather be stollen


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 21:16 [Preview] No.56490 del
>>56486
Please let it be at least moderately damp.
I am tinking aboot that oirish pisswhatr


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.56491 del
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Paris, home


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.56492 del
>>56491
Paris, Czexas


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 21:22 [Preview] No.56493 del
>>56491
some night you're avin there m8


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 21:48 [Preview] No.56494 del
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it was already know but now it is fully official
F


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 21:58 [Preview] No.56495 del
>>56491
German embassy where all the East Germans wanting to leave gommunism and camped there, is on the other side of the park.


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 22:11 [Preview] No.56496 del
German autismo girl vs Ulle at translating the tour de france stage map into the correct year and tour winner. how do we recruit her to become a bertina?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mz1vz1z9Rf8 [Embed]


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>>56496


Bert 12/17/2025 (Wed) 22:45 [Preview] No.56498 del
>>56479
what the fuck


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 00:31 [Preview] No.56499 del
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Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 00:42 [Preview] No.56500 del
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>>56413
>>56418
I like it.


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 00:45 [Preview] No.56501 del
>>56454
is that bread even baked


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>>56473


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 01:31 [Preview] No.56503 del
>>56501
>t. boule scorcher


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 01:39 [Preview] No.56504 del
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>>56503
my boules are perfect


1 aYlNlfdX 12/18/2025 (Thu) 03:58 [Preview] No.56505 del
20


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 05:03 [Preview] No.56507 del
>>56488
My gf makes some tiramissu like mascarpone cream for panetone it's really good
>>56490
It's always damp


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.56508 del
Finbert I gotta question about the tideace bike you built
What's that 1-1/2" headset? Did you need anything an extra adaptor to fit the standard 1-1/8" stem?
Their website isn't very clear on this


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 08:22 [Preview] No.56509 del
>>56508
The frame comes with two headset covers iirc, one of an integrated bar they also sell and the one which I am using which has holes for internal routing through the headset but works with standard 1 1/8 stems. Here is one reddit post with a picture: https://www.reddit.com/r/gravelcycling/comments/1hnd7hi/nbd_tideace_noah/
I also ordered new headset bearings because some guys on Chinertown said the default ones were not good quality. I bought 2x these: https://www.kugellager-shop.net/mh-p16-ss-45-45-edelstahl-lenkkopf-kugellager-52x40x7mm.html


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 08:31 [Preview] No.56510 del
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So I did go for the irish pisswater, but thought just to sip a bit, think about what I needed to think and go home.
And I did, in an hour I barely went through like 100ml, my cigs kept going out because I was barely taking a drag.
But then I decided to go here and there and along the way I have opened don't what portal to stream of consciousness and after another hour I was well beyond half of the bottle, I didn't even look how many cigarettes did I go through.
The morning was rather unpleasant, I did sweat a lot of it out until now.


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.56511 del
>>56510
Sounds like you need to go for a 3h endurance rape as penance bert


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 08:45 [Preview] No.56512 del
>>56511
A shop run to cough out all the nasty build up and just slightly punish meself is almost always happening the next day. The long way around of course, Z4 through as many altos on bridges and viaducts I can go through without being a retard going in circles.
And I need to go the gym in 2 hours, can't be going around the place like I want to spit out my lungs.


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 09:15 [Preview] No.56513 del
>>56508
the fork is still 1-1/8", 1-1/2" just refers to the bearing size because all modern bikes route all cables through the headtube alongside the fork so the upper headset bearing has to be a big one like the lower headset bearing since both the fork and all cables go through it


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 10:23 [Preview] No.56515 del
>>56509
>>56513
Thanks boyz


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 10:32 [Preview] No.56516 del
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It's been foggy, wet and miserable for a week in a row


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Meanwhile, webcameras from the Bohemian alps make mockery of the situation
Notice the absolute absence of snow


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 11:21 [Preview] No.56518 del
>>56516
I've had rainy commutes for 10 days now, at least it's not too cold


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 11:39 [Preview] No.56519 del
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>>56518
It's been 40 days since I last rode outside


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 11:49 [Preview] No.56520 del
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Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 12:20 [Preview] No.56521 del
bert, your mental capacity score is low. please report to your nearest mental hospital.


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 12:22 [Preview] No.56522 del
>>56520
Rogla has proven that you don't need good mental readiness to push the pedals


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 13:07 [Preview] No.56523 del
>paypigs let their p*rchases tell them when to train


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 13:16 [Preview] No.56524 del
>>56520
Can it order some tramaodol automatically?


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>>56510
>I didn't even look how many cigarettes did I go through
That's a shame, what if it was a new personal record?


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 15:48 [Preview] No.56526 del
anybert has an favourite rape to do on easy days? looking for some recovery and low stress gainz


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 15:51 [Preview] No.56527 del
>>56526
2h of z2 while watching some slop movie


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 15:58 [Preview] No.56528 del
>>56527
two hours in the same zone (an *v*n one no less) sounds rather high stress for my řitni THOUGH


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 15:59 [Preview] No.56529 del
>>56526
recovery is 30 min no resistance spinning z1


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 16:03 [Preview] No.56530 del
>>56529
alright tx Bernd shall be starting with that, so what's on the menu after for dem low stress gainz


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 16:04 [Preview] No.56531 del
>>56530
once you're recovered you do 1h z4
you can alternate between 30min z1 and 1h z4 for infinite gains loop


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>>56525
I always laugh when reading this


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 16:31 [Preview] No.56533 del
>>56531
is there a modification that uses higher odd zones?


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 16:35 [Preview] No.56534 del
>>56533
idk man I'm new to this


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 16:37 [Preview] No.56535 del
>>56533
Z3 recovery, Z5 interval


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 16:42 [Preview] No.56536 del
>>56535
>torty minutes Z1
>an hour Z3/Z5 intervals
>repeat ad infinitum
holy based


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 17:30 [Preview] No.56537 del
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the tao gigagamer regen is out


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 17:30 [Preview] No.56538 del
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>>56537
also old man G is leading a feeder devo team full of absolute jobbers


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 17:47 [Preview] No.56539 del
>>56538
jobber 'devo' teams always feel like they are a grift but from all sides. The jobbers are grifting the management is grifting cycling itself is grifting. None of this will ever lead anywhere but they all collect paychecks


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 17:52 [Preview] No.56540 del
>>56504
gorgeous


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 18:18 [Preview] No.56541 del
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Ah, finally some time to go out riding


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 19:05 [Preview] No.56542 del
>>56541
luckily you paypigged some plastic clothes to defend yourself from immersion


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 19:09 [Preview] No.56543 del
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>>56541
the promised volumemax winter did not come my friend


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.56544 del
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A break made it to the finish in Buenos Aires, Costa Rica. Jospeh Ramirez won ahead of Sebastian Brenes and someone from Universe Cycling Team's merry band of criminals in 3rd.
The peloton arrived around 3 minutes later with no changes in GC, it seems.


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 19:33 [Preview] No.56545 del
>>56542
I paypiged to survive the commute, I'm not doing 4h in the rain even with a 700$ assos jacket
>>56543
Turns out this winter was all about threshold raping


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 20:01 [Preview] No.56546 del
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in today's episode of cursed AI slop


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 20:14 [Preview] No.56547 del
>>56545
>winter gear worth of 1000€ or more
>can't be arsed to ride in the wet
holy weakmind


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 20:15 [Preview] No.56548 del
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I think my winter clothing doesn't even total 100€


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 20:16 [Preview] No.56549 del
>>56547
I paid 300e Bert, I was being hyperbolic


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 20:17 [Preview] No.56550 del
>>56548
are we counting long bibs?


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 20:19 [Preview] No.56551 del
>>56548
Are you really doing 5h ride on 20e bibs?


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 20:26 [Preview] No.56552 del
>>56550
I am counting everything, full CHINA of course. Usually I just use my clubs gear but their winter gear is all super loose fitting which is weird because the summer gear is all aero race fit but anyways I bought jersey, cap, gloves and bibs from aliexpress last winter and that was 70ish € in total, overshoes from Rose were like 30€ I think but not sure they no longer sell those. All very good fit and quality, no complaints
>>56551
I've done over 9h even but I don't see why the price tag would be relevant for that kek


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 20:29 [Preview] No.56553 del
>>56552
Spoken like someone that never had ass pain from biking


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.56554 del
I guess mine totals to like 250 euros or something
decathlon long bibs
some really cheap decathlon underlayers
bioracer fluo rain jacket for commuting
bioracer overshoes
some cheaper neoprene gloves I don't remember buying


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 20:33 [Preview] No.56555 del
>>56554
I also have the decathlon long bibs, they're good


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.56556 del
>>56555
they have also improved over the years, I have an old pair that is not nearly as good as the ones I have now


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 20:37 [Preview] No.56557 del
>>56553
yes I have no discomfort of any kind but imo discomfort is related to bike fit in some way or bad stability on the bike, clothing doesn't fix that at best it can delay the pain but it doesn't fix the issue

I forgot base layer and socks but I got those as gifts and would probably just use CHYNA otherwise


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 20:55 [Preview] No.56558 del
>>56557
I've heard about that theory. But I can be pain free for a year, if I don't ride for 2 weeks the first time back I'll get huge pimple


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 21:00 [Preview] No.56559 del
>>56558
never stop riding, create the callus


Bert 12/18/2025 (Thu) 21:32 [Preview] No.56560 del
>>56558
bet you spent all you're money on equipment and none on swedish butthole washer


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 03:30 [Preview] No.56562 del
luv ya berts


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 07:28 [Preview] No.56563 del
Absolute horrendous weather this morning, thank god I can spend 30 minutes in the shower at work


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 07:30 [Preview] No.56564 del
>>56563
Same, suddenly a massive downpour.
I too can shower but drying the clothes is harder


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.56565 del
>>56564
Nothing beats putting on wet clothes before riding in the wind


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 10:46 [Preview] No.56566 del
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Did a maximal 20min effort today, managed 370W (and then did another one at 335W sweetspot). Still lacking that 20-30W peak power but slowly getting there, felt quite good.


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 11:23 [Preview] No.56568 del
BREAKING: Chocofem retires


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 11:26 [Preview] No.56569 del
>>56568
what the FUCK


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 11:41 [Preview] No.56570 del
>>56568
Puck won


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 11:43 [Preview] No.56571 del
>>56568
Puck sisters, we WON


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 11:44 [Preview] No.56572 del
Just received information that multiple brandcoinbros are currently in the ER convulsing, too much wealth to handle


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 11:45 [Preview] No.56573 del
>>56568
Alvarado??


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 12:53 [Preview] No.56574 del
>>56573
Probably next, married bald rusbert and knee problems
Might as wel be over


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 13:32 [Preview] No.56575 del
We are gonna need a separate "Women ruined by (wo)men" category


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 13:38 [Preview] No.56576 del
We live with Marisol in Costa Rica


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.56577 del
>>56576
You do NOT live with her


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 14:52 [Preview] No.56578 del
>>56577
I don't live at all


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 14:57 [Preview] No.56579 del
some wout video dropped on the visma youpoop channel. why should I click on it?


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 15:03 [Preview] No.56580 del
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Probably just 1 hour of LT1 on the menu to kickstart my frailing body after back to back beer n' gulag


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.56581 del
>>56580
meanwhile smokebert here >>56510 still didn't recover


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 15:05 [Preview] No.56582 del
>>56580
try out the new meta my bert
>>56536


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 15:10 [Preview] No.56583 del
>>56581
I did just fine akshually, still slightly off on energy and feel like having a nap soon but gymgoing was productive, especially today.
I have this cute highschooler now trying to make sure signals from her are getting to me but she is just too young. Too bad I am not 19 anymore. Sometimes.


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 15:11 [Preview] No.56584 del
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The crowds getting ready on the slopes of the mighty Cerro de la Muerte. Still around 20 km to the top


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.56585 del
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>>56584
yuropean tifosis would never


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.56586 del
>>56580
>back to back beer n gulash
I can hardly ponder the damage


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 15:18 [Preview] No.56587 del
I feel slovenia streaming some turnleft ciclismo on youtube.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KB6FYf_Rd_E [Embed]


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.56588 del
>>56587
that is a very bright drome


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.56589 del
who is this hofmeister they are talking about? how many Germans escaped to latin america after 1945?


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>>56585
truly the goats


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 15:32 [Preview] No.56591 del
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thanks for the geography reminder


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 15:34 [Preview] No.56592 del
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kino road


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 15:57 [Preview] No.56593 del
>>56591
VGH...sudamerika....home


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:01 [Preview] No.56594 del
didn't they just pass a KOM? and yet they are still climbing.


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:02 [Preview] No.56595 del
Luis Aguilar, 5th overall and teammate of race leader Oses, attacks! A betrayal on the way?


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>>56594
Still around 5 km of climbing to go
3rd overall Rojas is dropping, big drama


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:15 [Preview] No.56597 del
Going into the descend, Aguilar is alone in the lead. Behind him Oses, Granados and Huera are together - 1, 2, 4, 5 in GC on the move! And a good situation for Oses and 7C - Economy - Hyundai


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:18 [Preview] No.56598 del
lovely weather too


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:21 [Preview] No.56599 del
The trio has caught up with Aguilar, so four runners in the lead and Oses with a teammate.


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:27 [Preview] No.56600 del
but the real question is, why can't the European riders not compete against the locals and sudacas? bart buijk universe cycling and team flanders are bringing nothing but shame to European cycling.


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:28 [Preview] No.56601 del
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Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.56602 del
>>56600
you try performing at 3000 meters altitude


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:46 [Preview] No.56603 del
>>56600
too big, altitude is for small people


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:53 [Preview] No.56604 del
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I spare you the cringe title, but nice ride


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:55 [Preview] No.56605 del
>>56604
don't spare us the cringe title after all it is the interesting thing


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:56 [Preview] No.56606 del
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>>56604


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:57 [Preview] No.56607 del
>>56606
Kek


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 16:58 [Preview] No.56608 del
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>>56606


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.56609 del
>>56602
I lose about 10-15% of my watts in the passes of the Suisse alps, how bad can it be at those tours in the Andes, Rockies or Tibetian plateau?


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:11 [Preview] No.56610 del
just watched the news. some czech won the ski race today. pas normal.


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:13 [Preview] No.56611 del
how many gr*vel race, gran fondos and other hobbist races even exist in latin america that they keep showing different ads for them


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.56612 del
>>56611
what else is there to do


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:27 [Preview] No.56613 del
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hm


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:29 [Preview] No.56614 del
>>56613
>209w
that's zone 1 for you?


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.56615 del
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>>56614
>Typical LT1 (the first lactate threshold / upper end of Zone 2) is usually around 55–75% of FTP. Most coaches place LT1 near the top of Zone 2, commonly ~60–70% FTP — individual variation matters (fitness, testing, fraudulence, method).


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.56616 del
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We are entering ultimo km zone


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:33 [Preview] No.56617 del
>>56613
where's the other hour?


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:34 [Preview] No.56618 del
slurpage


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:35 [Preview] No.56619 del
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>>56613


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:36 [Preview] No.56620 del
kek, couldn't do that road design for a sprint in Europe, they would all chute


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:36 [Preview] No.56621 del
thank you marisol for that one sentence, back to the guys


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.56622 del
Aguilar wins after a lead-out by Oses! Granados 2nd, Huera 3rd


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 17:37 [Preview] No.56623 del
this costa rica vuelta really gives me volta vibes


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Second group of riders arrives more than 5 minutes later. So it will be between Oses, Granados, Aguilar and Huera for the overall win on the last mountain stage tomorrow, featuring the feared Avocado climb.


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 18:00 [Preview] No.56625 del
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GIGANTIC NEWS
The great Franklin ARCHIBOLD CASTILLO moves to european pro conti team, in 2026, he will ride for Solution Tech NIPPO Rali
His team mates will be cycling legends such as Santi UMBA, Matteo FABBRO or grande Dusan RAJOVICE


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.56626 del
>>56625
Holy shit, incredibly soulful team


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 18:08 [Preview] No.56627 del
>>56614
lt1 =/= zone1


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 18:20 [Preview] No.56628 del
>>56627
how many zones are there I don't know of?


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.56629 del
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There are dopeurs even in the sport of Darts


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>>56628
have this nice graphic that explains most endurance training terminology


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>>56629
what do they dope with? I thought all they did was drink beer and eat schnitzel mit pommes


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 18:36 [Preview] No.56632 del
>>56631
they didn't say and the lad got a month long suspension
he just got busted the second time


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>>56631
Bertacek would be a great darter


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 18:38 [Preview] No.56634 del
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>>56632
did he try to blame it on a spiked schnitzel?


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 19:02 [Preview] No.56635 del
>>56631
Stuffs like Propranolol to block anxiety I guess


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 20:02 [Preview] No.56636 del
>>56630
what about the secret zones the pros are using. like negative zones for backwards pedaling?


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 20:07 [Preview] No.56637 del
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christmas holiday has begun
no more wageslaving


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 20:12 [Preview] No.56638 del
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>has the allah pic in the middle of his office
bros why did it have to end this way


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 20:15 [Preview] No.56639 del
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>>56638
>"Yes, you can say that again. They already saw that I had three broken ribs and double pneumonia. I'd fallen down the stairs a few days before. It was trivial. I hadn't felt a thing about the pneumonia. I hadn't even coughed. Never coughed once. But then. Additional tests also showed that I had an abscess on my liver. Then it was completely fucked."

>I stayed there for a month. The abscess was on my liver, but it had nothing to do with my liver. They did an autopsy, and it's perfectly healthy. I can already hear people saying, 'Lefevere, he drinks a lot, blah blah blah.' I have a friend who had the same experience, but on her lungs. They don't know how the abscess got there. It's a bacterium, and it took time to heal.

can't kill the don


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 20:16 [Preview] No.56640 del
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Im cold and my entire body is aching
That can only mean one thing


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 20:43 [Preview] No.56641 del
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No cringe from pog


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 20:47 [Preview] No.56642 del
>>56641
the cipressa watt bomb is going to be even bigger
grugman won't know what hits him


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.56643 del
hello kijkers
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n34Qef2EeBo [Embed]


Bert 12/19/2025 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.56644 del
>>56643
>no 5 minute segment laughing at F*m


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 03:49 [Preview] No.56645 del
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>>56643
Hoping !


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 03:57 [Preview] No.56646 del
Miko PIRINEN rides for NSN Development Team next year. For non-attentionpayers, he is the biggest hope of Finnish cycling, completely dominates his age group (and he beat me handily a couple years ago as a 15-year old)


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 04:20 [Preview] No.56647 del
>>56646
Is cycling that unpopular in Finland compared to norway/denmark? It's an autistic sport you guys should be better at it


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.56648 del
>>56647>>56647
Yeah it's just a tiny sport. Football, hockey, basketball and floorball are much more popular, as are athletics and ski sports, even orienteering


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 05:07 [Preview] No.56649 del
>>56648
>orienteering
Lmao, I know a dude that does orienteering MTB, this is the gayest thing I've ever heard of


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.56650 del
I thrown some darts today
why are you all a simulation


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 06:30 [Preview] No.56652 del
>>56650
> I thrown some darts today
That's also gay


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 07:42 [Preview] No.56653 del
love that the wout hype machine is running on all cylinders again
right in time for a massive kwabbening


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 07:45 [Preview] No.56654 del
>>56653
>I've been training well, but racing is different and Mathieu is very strong. Let's see how it goes, the important thing is to enjoy the race
Why can't he just say this? Don't they have PR firm at visma handling these things?


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 07:49 [Preview] No.56655 del
>>56654
their owner is the most stereotypical dutch freak so ofcourse not


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>>56656
>leaves the neet dungeon once and sick immediately


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 10:39 [Preview] No.56658 del
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>>56657
it do be like that


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 10:49 [Preview] No.56659 del
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Woke up early today to do some LT1 work, 25 eggs in just over 2h


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 11:03 [Preview] No.56660 del
>>56659
delicous


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 12:35 [Preview] No.56661 del
waar is fem


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 12:36 [Preview] No.56662 del
>>56661
retirement home


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.56663 del
>>56662
Shouldn't have followed Pauline's diet program


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 12:56 [Preview] No.56664 del
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Grug should just start charging membership to his training gang. You're depressed just buy a cheap house in calp on train with the bros


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 13:21 [Preview] No.56665 del
Why are CX bikes free from dropped seatstay?


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 13:31 [Preview] No.56666 del
Why is women's cyclocross such a abomination


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 13:38 [Preview] No.56667 del
>>56666
Is it? I'd say often times it's more interesting than hommes race


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 13:39 [Preview] No.56668 del
>>56666
You're mistake is watching the damn thing


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.56669 del
>>56666
I think mens CX isn't particularly interesting when the big tree isn't participating


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 13:44 [Preview] No.56670 del
Why is Bertacek always sick


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>>56670
They don't let me out often


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 13:49 [Preview] No.56672 del
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Let's start working on the collage then


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 13:55 [Preview] No.56673 del
>>56670
weakmind is weakbody


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:10 [Preview] No.56674 del
>>56663
go to visma and you either win or perish and for most its the later


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.56675 del
>>56671
was it the burgers, gulashs and beers? You didn't ride did you


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:11 [Preview] No.56676 del
chute


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.56677 del
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burgerbert down


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:12 [Preview] No.56678 del
>>56675
interestingly enough i had a ridiculously low HR yesterday at the LT1s and then suddenly few hours later the body went POP. I guess I caught it at the gulas outing.


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:13 [Preview] No.56679 del
AERT already on the wheel of van der POEL


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:16 [Preview] No.56680 del
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>


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.56681 del
Grug goes solo


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:17 [Preview] No.56682 del
grug's popping off and wout is like 10 wheels back, bye bye


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:18 [Preview] No.56683 del
wout is literally holding up the riders behind him they are all bunched up and wout can't even hold the wheel of the runner in front lmao KWAB


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:26 [Preview] No.56684 del
W*ut goes solo (backwards)


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:28 [Preview] No.56685 del
wout is so thoroughly kwabbed it really isn't funny anymore
>he's 3kg lighter
>he's sharper than ever
>he's a lot better than last year
<gets heemed by del grosso and newhouse


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.56686 del
chute comicale


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:30 [Preview] No.56687 del
jesus christ that barrier kwabbening


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Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:31 [Preview] No.56689 del
>>56685
>3kg lighter
Is that even an advantage in CX?


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.56690 del
>>56669
When Grug is there it is also not really interesting


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:32 [Preview] No.56691 del
>>56689
depends on how obese he was


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:33 [Preview] No.56692 del
grug cornering though that sand full speed with no hesitation, such a golden god on the bike


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:36 [Preview] No.56693 del
>>56665
made for hopping


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:37 [Preview] No.56694 del
wout's not going to win a single cx this season and it doesn't even matter that he dodges grug


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:38 [Preview] No.56695 del
>>56694
does this include the moral victory?


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:39 [Preview] No.56696 del
>nys is in this race
super sandlet


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>>56695
what moral victory is there to be had? Still top 10 because he's a dad? #dadsgetitdone


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:41 [Preview] No.56698 del
sweeck heeming van shart
god the coin is strong these days


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:42 [Preview] No.56699 del
cam on lads don't let wout podium this race push these pedals


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.56700 del
>he looks strong doesn't he, wout van aert?
>he looks very very strong
no, no he doesn't


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:45 [Preview] No.56701 del
>>56698
RIP, market crash


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.56702 del
these guys that show up for the race and get lapped after 2 laps, what drives them
I see americans there that don't even finish the first lap


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.56703 del
>>56698
grim chain drop


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:48 [Preview] No.56704 del
great visma tires strike again, looking good for roubaix


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:49 [Preview] No.56705 del
>The racing is worse when the sport's stars are there
Curious, what other sport has this curse


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:50 [Preview] No.56706 del
excusebros, we feast


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:52 [Preview] No.56707 del
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It's OK I guess


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.56708 del
>>56705
>stars
it's one star and has been for years


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 14:56 [Preview] No.56709 del
>>56702
idk either, it's pretty easy to gauge your fitness so they ought to know that they stand no chance and idk why one would show up to a circuit race if you have no chance of competing for placement or getting paid (I assume they don't get paid). Maybe they just want to experience the atmosphere for once but I can think of better ways to spend vacation kek


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:00 [Preview] No.56710 del
>>56702
It's either this or go beat up on slopes in the Asia Tour


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.56711 del
>>56705
I don't watch much cx but this seems fine to me, it's interesting enough to see Sweeck win 2nd and witnessing the many trials and tribulations of wout van aert the kwabbed. Genuinely rooting for wout not getting podium

Also I don't think these lapped guys are good enough to race asia tours or any pro races


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.56712 del
>>56710
atleast there you race, in cx it's literally a whole trip and prep to ride 10 minutes


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:02 [Preview] No.56713 del
SWEECKBROS WE POUNCE NOW


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.56714 del
>>56709
Probably fun to do if you have all your mates cheering for you and getting hammered


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:08 [Preview] No.56715 del
wout fizzling out already, can already tell his classics season is going to be dogshit


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.56716 del
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looking through the American riders in these races I can't help but notice that many of them have German last names


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:09 [Preview] No.56717 del
>tibo nejs


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:10 [Preview] No.56718 del
>>56716
Cyclocross most popular in Wisconsin I think which is most German state


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.56719 del
here comes w*ut


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:13 [Preview] No.56720 del
>wo7t


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.56721 del
>>56718
interesting, noted
>there are japanese runners in this race


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:14 [Preview] No.56722 del
>>56718
The more you know


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.56723 del
>>56721
my goat Okayama-san is always present


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.56724 del
Not watching but it sounds like another humiliation ritual. Good


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.56725 del
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Tuning in after a state of the pond check.


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:15 [Preview] No.56726 del
>>56724
No signal at the tunnels?


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:18 [Preview] No.56727 del
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>>56726
No I am getting ready to go for burger and beer


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:19 [Preview] No.56728 del
Crevaison already for Wout.


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.56730 del
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>>56727


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:20 [Preview] No.56731 del
>>56728
bert refresh...


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:21 [Preview] No.56732 del
>>56729
nys is just not doing good


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:23 [Preview] No.56733 del
>>56731
Yeah, I was watching the highlights, it was lap 5 and suddenly grug is raising his hands and doing all the cringe celebration shit.


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 15:26 [Preview] No.56734 del
>>56729
sucks at sand and tends to give up when he's not in the top 10
weakmind


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 16:19 [Preview] No.56735 del
fuck w*ut


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 16:46 [Preview] No.56736 del
>>56735
BASED


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 16:50 [Preview] No.56737 del
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The final mountain stage in Costa Rica came down to a tight two man sprint between Oses and Granados, won by the race leader. That's two second places in a row for Granados, and the fourth podium finish. Add that to the 2nd place in GC, and he truly is GranaDOS, but still a brave ride by the young Tico.
If nothing unexpected happens, Oses will win for a second year in a row as the race finishes tomorrow.


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 16:53 [Preview] No.56738 del
>>56737
There is always next year Granabros...


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 16:58 [Preview] No.56739 del
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https://archive.ph/g5e6v

Leif HOSTE drinks 3 bottles of vodka per day. I guess that's what losing RVV and P-R every year does to you


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 17:01 [Preview] No.56740 del
>"It started with a glass to help me sleep. Later, I drank even earlier in the day and poured myself a Duvel right after work.
Uh oh Duvelbert


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 17:04 [Preview] No.56741 del
>>56740
classic progression


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 17:32 [Preview] No.56742 del
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>>56740
I was like this for a few years, I'm glad I quit
like 2 duvels every day
or a 75cl bottle geuze


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 17:33 [Preview] No.56743 del
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>>56740
duvels are good for scoring watts THOUGH


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 17:59 [Preview] No.56744 del
wout was racing today? I didn't notice


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 18:12 [Preview] No.56745 del
>>56742
Based geuze enjoyer.


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 19:32 [Preview] No.56746 del
Compilation is 2/3 finished, only tour and vuelta remain


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 21:06 [Preview] No.56747 del
>>56746
I hope you put a lot of SEPP kino in


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 21:26 [Preview] No.56748 del
>>56747
not a single picture


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 21:30 [Preview] No.56749 del
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>>56748


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 21:32 [Preview] No.56750 del
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>>56748


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 21:36 [Preview] No.56751 del
>>56748
pretty SHIT compilazione then innit


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 21:46 [Preview] No.56752 del
if sepp wants to be in the compilation he ought to start (motor) doping again how about that


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 21:51 [Preview] No.56753 del
>>56752
>implying your libelous head cannon is something that actually occurred
holy cope
only squeaky clean GT winner this decade, deal with it sweaty


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 21:56 [Preview] No.56754 del
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>>56753
shan't be seeing sepp in any compilation anytime soon I fear


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.56755 del
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>>56754
we already know Brtek is a tremadol addicted r*gloid, the important thing is to shine sunlight on certain biases
the moldy schismchan comp needs are super SEPP more than he needs it, after all


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 22:07 [Preview] No.56756 del
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what photo of k*ss from 2025 would even be worthy


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 22:11 [Preview] No.56757 del
Currently, there's
>W*ut 16
>Dopeur 13
>Roglic 8
>Memco 5
>Vingegaard 9


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 22:13 [Preview] No.56758 del
>>56756
maybe some kino from puerto de navacerrada or meme shot of him unwrapping his trophy from the la vuelta in the matt stevens documentary
in fairness he showed a lot of decency this year so there is not such a large selection


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 22:22 [Preview] No.56759 del
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now THAT was a compilation


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 22:24 [Preview] No.56760 del
>>56757
Dopeur is really not very specific


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.56761 del
>>56759
I thought this was the new compilation for a second and was very angry at Bertacek for being so lazy


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 22:32 [Preview] No.56762 del
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>>56760
the only runner toward which we definitively know it does NOT refer is a certain andorran gigagrimper


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 22:46 [Preview] No.56763 del
>>56762
NO idea who that is


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.56764 del
>>56763
please pay attention to the elite level of the sport


Bert 12/20/2025 (Sat) 23:09 [Preview] No.56765 del
>>56764
I do


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 06:10 [Preview] No.56767 del
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Another legend stopping


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.56768 del
>>56767
if he weren't French I would say he was fired and they just put a nice spin on it, but in this case it's just a normal case of early retirement.


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.56769 del
>>56767
RIP FDJ


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 07:58 [Preview] No.56770 del
coach order 3h of Z2 today but I hope I can trick him and do 2


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.56771 del
>>56770
You have a coach?


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.56772 del
>>56768
>early retirement
He's 66, in france this counts as very late


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 08:13 [Preview] No.56773 del
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>>56771


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.56774 del
>>56773
Be nicer to yourself and bescribe some 30/30


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.56775 del
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>>56774
unfortunately past me is a cruel master
we move on


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.56776 del
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>>56759


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.56777 del
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>>56775
I'm sure he means well


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.56778 del
why doesn't wout ride today?


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 10:25 [Preview] No.56779 del
>"Sometimes I set climbing times that match Lance Armstrong's. That shows that with professional dedication, you can reach a very high level. Of course, the difference between me and the riders who dominate the Tour de France is significant, but I can't accuse anyone. I don't want to sound bitter. Perhaps the riders at the top simply have more talent. That's been the case many times in the history of the sport," said Martin, who himself finished in the top 10 in the Tour twice.


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.56780 del
>>56779
Please pay attention


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.56781 del
>>56780
to what


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 10:59 [Preview] No.56782 del
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feeling a-okay, might be back on the rape machine tomorrow


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 11:17 [Preview] No.56783 del
>>56781
To my posts


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.56784 del
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contador bros


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 12:10 [Preview] No.56785 del
>>56784
Imagine the blood values


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 12:14 [Preview] No.56786 del
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Those red dots are Autimsbert stuck in various tunnels


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 12:24 [Preview] No.56787 del
>>56786
Wait danes can't keep their train on time?


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 12:34 [Preview] No.56788 del
>>56786
Italian departure boards have a extra column just for delays.
the price for the high punctuality of Suisse trains is that they are super slow. I guess the same applies for the Ne*erlands, as their treins can't go faster than 140km/h even on flat and straight line.


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 12:37 [Preview] No.56789 del
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>>56788
extra columns for delays are not normal?


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 12:41 [Preview] No.56790 del
Anyway, we live with muddy femmes in cockslide


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 12:47 [Preview] No.56791 del
hag goes solo


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 12:48 [Preview] No.56792 del
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>>56789
>Flughafen Praha


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 12:50 [Preview] No.56793 del
>>56776
Some of these are DEFINITELY from 2020


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.56794 del
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>>56792
>cyklohracek
i bet you don't have anything like that


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 13:10 [Preview] No.56795 del
We're in for all-time DIY works this christmas. I bought Nextie carbon wheels for my gravel with integrated dynamo lights, as often here in Finland I might need spike tyres for one week and then normal gravel tyres for the next, I thought it'd be nice to just swap wheels. The original ones have SON dynamo and the new Nextie ones have DT Swiss SP dynamo hub. Now the problem is that the SON one comes with this nice coaxial plug whereas with the DT Swiss one you are supposed to just stick the wires into this hub socket, not optimal and very bad if I want easy swaps for the wheels. So I now bought a female coaxial adapter which I will be soldering into this small wire pigtail which I'll attach to the SP dynamo socket. The last time I ever did any electrical work was in elementary school. My father-in-law will be helping but dunno how it will work in any case.


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 13:14 [Preview] No.56796 del
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>>56794
A træen is NOT a playground


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.56797 del
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Paypiged according to our finish coach


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 13:21 [Preview] No.56798 del
>>56797
Very good bert!


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 13:23 [Preview] No.56799 del
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>>56797
/cyc/ gorilla marketing is PAYING out again!


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 13:24 [Preview] No.56800 del
>>56797
Why is your thumb so wrinkly


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 13:28 [Preview] No.56801 del
>>56800
Lifetime of hard manual work, you wouldn't understand


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 13:29 [Preview] No.56802 del
>>56794
imagine pedobear pulling up in that træin and abducting all of them children


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 13:36 [Preview] No.56803 del
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>>56794
Looks very comfy. Here we have these children's compartments in trains. The real question is why isn't there an exercise compartment with a couple stationary bikes bolted to the floor so I could rape while traveling. Imagine how lovely it would be to rape through a long trip to Lapland and watch the scenery change!


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 13:39 [Preview] No.56804 del
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>>56803
>Krtecek


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:11 [Preview] No.56806 del
surely today is the day wout van AERT beats grug


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.56807 del
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>>56805
average belgian commute or something


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:12 [Preview] No.56808 del
>He reaffirmed this on Sunday before the start in Koksijde. "I've always said I want to retire in my own country, with the record. There's not much left for me to win in cyclocross. Retiring is certainly an option, but nothing has been decided yet," Van der Poel said. This echoed what he said on Saturday: "With Hulst, it would be great to win the record world title in my own country. I'm not going to keep racing cyclocross forever. There has to be an end at some point. I've always said I want to finish on a high. Both on the road and in cyclocross. Will the World Championships in Hulst be the ultimate farewell ceremony? Who knows." After the World Championships in Hulst on February 1st, there's also the GP Adrie Van Der Poel, in Hoogerheide. But when asked if he wouldn't want to retire there, Van der Poel replied: "If you only finish fifth in Hoogerheide, you still have that aftertaste. You don't retire with a victory." If I become world champion in Hulst, I have the choice to do it there.”

Yeah he is DONE with this shit


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:21 [Preview] No.56809 del
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The la septieme compagnie is on the telly


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:22 [Preview] No.56810 del
>>56805
Bikes float, huh?


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:24 [Preview] No.56811 del
grug goes solo


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:28 [Preview] No.56812 del
grug washed


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:29 [Preview] No.56813 del
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>Danish runner B. GROENENDAAL


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:35 [Preview] No.56814 del
Three Alpecin gods are not even trying and dropping everyone like a sack of shit


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:39 [Preview] No.56815 del
No wonder he quits this shit. It's like Magnus Carlsen having to play chess against little kids


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:45 [Preview] No.56816 del
>>56786
there's places worse than here? wtf when I went to university I sometimes had to wait 10+ minutes for it to arrive


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:49 [Preview] No.56817 del
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>>56813
>Italian rider F.Agotinacchio


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.56818 del
holy moly del grosso is heavily part of team backpain it seems


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:51 [Preview] No.56819 del
Meanwhile, the great Eli ISERSHIT is lying at home saying to his grandkids "you know I used to fight for 10th spot in races like these"


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:52 [Preview] No.56820 del
>>56795
hell yeah I love me some soldering hacks
best of luck


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:58 [Preview] No.56821 del
What happened to Nys


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.56822 del
>>56821
Retired in 2014 or something


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.56823 del
>>56821
not on the startlist


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.56824 del
>>56818
Yeah looks like career over


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 14:59 [Preview] No.56825 del
>>56821
became a major kwab after he got the doper cut


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:01 [Preview] No.56826 del
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>>56824
>stretches every 30 seconds and the other still can't gain on him


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:02 [Preview] No.56827 del
>>56826
saw him stretch a lot yesterday as well now that mention it, grim


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:03 [Preview] No.56828 del
>>56827
in his road races too last year


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:04 [Preview] No.56829 del
>>56826
Del Grosso more like Del Parcheggio


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:07 [Preview] No.56830 del
He did this at 40% or something. What a joke


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.56831 del
grug has such a good training schedule
>spain
>hammer it for 3 weeks in cx
>spain
>get the engine rolling in tirreno
>ready to go by MSR

meanwhile the vismoid masterminds
<altitude camp
<noodle around in cx for like 6 races
<ompoop and kuurne and some other jobber race
<skip strade/tirreno/MSR for ANOTHER altitude camp
<completely out of race shape right before E3

I will never understand it


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:08 [Preview] No.56832 del
he, troon AERTS, now that was a runner


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:11 [Preview] No.56833 del
>>56832
Doper*


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:12 [Preview] No.56834 del
>>56831
I thought W*ut wanted to do MSR? Not that it matters


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:13 [Preview] No.56835 del
>>56831
Do we know if he does tirreno this year? PN is trying very hard to make him come with all those punchy stages, but I think Tireno is more shilled so he might just do that


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:18 [Preview] No.56836 del
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Thank god for CX or I would go insane (or fat)


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.56837 del
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Given what is in the compilation, it is pretty sure that this was a shit year


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:20 [Preview] No.56838 del
>>56816
In today's Germany, delays of 30+ minutes and sudden cancellations are commonplace, 10 minutes delay is still considered punctual and something to be celebrated


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:21 [Preview] No.56839 del
>>56837
Literally peaked in San Remo


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:22 [Preview] No.56840 del
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>>56836
nice, I convinced coach this would be enough for today


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:24 [Preview] No.56841 del
>>56834
there is no wanting in visma, he does what the master tells him to

>>56835
I don't, but they are interchangeable to me
he does love italy


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:30 [Preview] No.56842 del
>>56837
it was a terrible year to be quite honest


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.56843 del
>>56837
do you even have one picture of the vuelta, I remember none of it except angliru and watched every stage


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:32 [Preview] No.56844 del
>>56836
>>56840
for me it was 3h hike in the sun, amazing


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:39 [Preview] No.56845 del
>>56844
The what?


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:41 [Preview] No.56846 del
>>56843
about 15 of vuelta, barely 10 of the giro


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:43 [Preview] No.56847 del
>>56846
but the giro was kino


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:46 [Preview] No.56848 del
>>56846
what even happened in the vuelta except for palestine


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:48 [Preview] No.56849 del
Switching back to my flag before the thread goes click-clack.


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:49 [Preview] No.56850 del
new thread when


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 15:58 [Preview] No.56851 del
what cool edition will we make I wonder


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:02 [Preview] No.56852 del
>>56851
Sepp Kuss editione


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.56853 del
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>>56852
damn autismbert what are they feeding you in those trains


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:04 [Preview] No.56854 del
>>56851
Mauricio MOREIRA memorial edition


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:05 [Preview] No.56855 del
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The top 7 GC of the great Gran Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2022 is retired or "retired"


Bert 12/21/2025 (Sun) 16:09 [Preview] No.56857 del
>>56856


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