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/cyc/ - general Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 10:51 [Preview] No. 85444
Aquaplaning edition

>Current and upcoming road races
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT
10.05 - 14.05 Baku-Khankendi Azerbaijan Cycling race 2.1
13.05 Navarra Women's Elite Classic 1.Pro
13.05 - 17.05 Flèche du Sud 2.1
13.05 - 17.05 Tour de Hongrie 2.Pro
14.05 Lotto Circuit de Wallonie 1.1 ME
15.05 - 17.05 Itzulia Women 2.WWT
16.05 Tour du Finistère Pays de Quimper 1.1
16.05 Simac Omloop der Kempen Ladies 1.1 WE
17.05 Rund um Köln 1.1
17.05 Boucles de l'Aulne - Châteaulin 1.1
19.05 Classique Dunkerque / Grand prix des Hauts de France 1.Pro
19.05 Durango Durango Emakumeen Saria 1.1 WE
20.05 - 24.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro
21.05 - 24.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT
22.05 Veenendaal - Veenendaal 1.1 WE
22.05 - 24.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.1
23.05 Veenendaal-Veenendaal 1.1
24.05 Grand Prix Criquielion 1.1
24.05 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro
25.05 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.1
25.05 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE
28.05 - 31.05 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro
29.05 - 31.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour 2.1
30.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53 (embed)

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

>Previous Thread:
>>84385


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 11:45 [Preview] No.85472 del
FIRST for SHIT WEATHER


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 11:52 [Preview] No.85473 del
>FDJ pulling
Spasms of a shit team. Try again tomorrow jobbers


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 11:57 [Preview] No.85474 del
The old thread is not yet full


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:12 [Preview] No.85475 del
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Bertaczeck getting paypig urges


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.85476 del
>>85474
I just follow boss's orders


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:17 [Preview] No.85477 del
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>>85475
not as much difference to a normal bike as I expected


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:18 [Preview] No.85478 del
>>85475
It is for a good price tbh


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.85479 del
>>85477
It also has a "compact handlebar geometry" so reach is even 1cm shorter than that chart indicates


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:21 [Preview] No.85480 del
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all that talk about TT gave me some ideas


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.85481 del
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>GALL


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.85482 del
>>85480
Nice one bert! Good eggs in little time.
Also, smart of Gall to stop to change clothes. Really relatable for the casual viewer heh


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:23 [Preview] No.85483 del
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>>85480
very cool, i don't think i would go 35 km/h at 250w, i am not very aero for some reason


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:29 [Preview] No.85484 del
>>85475
still not buying the goybike
garbage anti-consumer company


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:31 [Preview] No.85485 del
>>85483
maybe with the new CANYON ENDURACE CF SLX 8 DI2 (a modern endurance bike that is everything it should be - at an impressive price!) you could


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:36 [Preview] No.85486 del
>>85484
Based van rysel fan


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:39 [Preview] No.85487 del
>>85474
Sometimes I talk to myself in abandoned threads


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:45 [Preview] No.85489 del
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Visma bros?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:47 [Preview] No.85490 del
>>85489
who will he coach?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:48 [Preview] No.85491 del
>>85484
Based cube buyer


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:51 [Preview] No.85492 del
>>85490
Jonas when he transfers next year


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:54 [Preview] No.85493 del
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The weather is also not good here. This is not what I agreed on


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:55 [Preview] No.85494 del
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>>85493
Should have come to occitanie like your countrymen


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 12:58 [Preview] No.85495 del
>>85493
uh oh wat nou


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:00 [Preview] No.85496 del
How much do they need to survive that? 1 minute?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:03 [Preview] No.85497 del
>>85496
2 atleast, but it depends who rides
But Rubio is fucking it up so lidl will ride till they catch for ponk


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:09 [Preview] No.85498 del
What's up with Gall and his inability to dress himself


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:10 [Preview] No.85499 del
>>85498
Me pedal uphill big watts with o-legs


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:14 [Preview] No.85500 del
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>>85495
I bought a ticket to Malta. 30 eurodollars for a return flight! I will be visiting FIRENZE and NAPOLI too. But first chill here for a week


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:15 [Preview] No.85501 del
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We live in Hungary


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.85502 del
>>85500
Enjoy. What's on the agenda


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.85503 del
>>85498
Autism


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:17 [Preview] No.85504 del
>>85500
Go to zeb in florence, great food


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.85505 del
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>>85502
I just told you. That is the agenda. Or what am I gonna do there? I don't know


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:18 [Preview] No.85506 del
>>85503
I thought this was in response to this >>85502 lol


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.85507 del
>>85506
That too
>>85504
Sounds good, thank you Bert


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:20 [Preview] No.85508 del
>>85505
Such a foreign concept to Americans. We have such little vacation time that we have to completely pack it with stuff to feel like we're getting our money's worth....


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:21 [Preview] No.85509 del
Oh hey Joshua Giddings abandon. Whoever the fuck that is


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:22 [Preview] No.85510 del
>>85508
But I thought it was the land of the free... Have I been lied to!!!


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:23 [Preview] No.85511 del
>>85510
It's complicated


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:26 [Preview] No.85512 del
>>85509
another victim of the Lotto pooprace mismanagement maybe


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:28 [Preview] No.85513 del
>>85512
But according to Dr Mengele they would have been recovered by now...


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:36 [Preview] No.85514 del
>>85512
He wasn't in the dungrace but maybe he was rooming with the diarrhea men


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:44 [Preview] No.85515 del
what daddy stream is working now? the one linked is out


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:45 [Preview] No.85516 del
tiz 480p is currently at 0.5 fps


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.85517 del
>>85516
Such id the life of the pirate these days


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:52 [Preview] No.85518 del
squeak


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:53 [Preview] No.85519 del
Jonas is going to destroy these fools


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.85520 del
>>85515
https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=31
as someone said in a previous thread going on yandex and searching for daddystreams always shows the recent url


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:54 [Preview] No.85521 del
>>85515
https://dlhd.pk/
>>85515
i am watching my tv carrier's stream with all the ads and cancer based on 2005 technology, surprisingly it is not flash or even silverlight anymore


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:56 [Preview] No.85522 del
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Shit couple of days, was looking forward to a good ride today. Look outside, it's raining. mfw.tiff.gz


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 13:59 [Preview] No.85523 del
The scott is probably the only good commentator on gcn


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:00 [Preview] No.85524 del
>>85520
>>85521
cheers, my browser doesn't want to open that one though


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:02 [Preview] No.85525 del
Arrieta bros, we're making it


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:11 [Preview] No.85526 del
>>85500
you are aware that Malta Air is just Ryanair


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heh, I like UAE being able to do whatever they want without GC aspirations


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.85528 del
Olaolaolalio


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:15 [Preview] No.85529 del
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youths attacked the UAE car
just joshua giddings, it was Rondel who crashed into the car


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:16 [Preview] No.85530 del
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from the rusbert webm collection


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:17 [Preview] No.85531 del
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ben gonna cry again


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:18 [Preview] No.85532 del
"He's pegging him."

Thanks Matt


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:19 [Preview] No.85533 del
>>85530
does Gall have sticky arms wtf is his problem


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:20 [Preview] No.85534 del
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12km/h on a 6% slope, they are just like me


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:21 [Preview] No.85535 del
>suisse commentator admitting he didn't know Eulalio before
I would have thought that he would have watched some of the Volta stages with Stüssi fighting for the GC


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:22 [Preview] No.85536 del
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ok, now I'm hungary, time to check what's going on in the other races


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.85537 del
BAM in hungry


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:23 [Preview] No.85538 del
I didnt expect much and I am still disappointed


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.85539 del
>>85533
Those jackets fucking suck to get on and off


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:24 [Preview] No.85540 del
but kek at the 0.5 frames per second on tiz
dare I say it, that quickstep is soo fucking back without memco. now they just need to win a monument again.
also omzrel big chute


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.85541 del
fogkino


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:25 [Preview] No.85542 del
>big wide road isn't safeR, curvas before the finish make the race safeR
oh, wow. big take by Eurosport.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.85543 del
>>85541
>no jay vine in the fog attacking
lame


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:26 [Preview] No.85544 del
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proper Giro


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:27 [Preview] No.85545 del
>>85542
curvas before the last 800 meters or so is good


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:28 [Preview] No.85546 del
You just know SEXASS would be leading by 2 minutes by now


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:29 [Preview] No.85547 del
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I can't see shit
also someone dropping his spaghetti hard at the feeding zone


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:30 [Preview] No.85548 del
why is bora the team riding?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.85549 del
feeling like a real nob for swapping Eulalio for Vendrame


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:32 [Preview] No.85550 del
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beloki comical, I hope rusbert makes a webm
paletti inna woods


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:33 [Preview] No.85551 del
Taking a shit in the woods


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.85552 del
>>85526
I know but it's only like an hour flight so I'll survive


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:34 [Preview] No.85553 del
Anyway nothing is going to happen today?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:35 [Preview] No.85554 del
one legged god riding what berts can't


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:36 [Preview] No.85555 del
>>85553
final climb is still enough for a bit of action


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.85556 del
god Brian Smith is so fucking annoying, his attitude is so irritating and superior


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:37 [Preview] No.85557 del
>Koen bouwman
holy shit that doper still exists


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.85558 del
>cicco pulling himself
embarrassing for lidl as a team


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:39 [Preview] No.85559 del
What? Why is Ciccone riding


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:40 [Preview] No.85560 del
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courtesy of rusbert, aka stolen


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:41 [Preview] No.85561 del
>>85559
for his jersey, he only has Gee left and that dude doesn't want to ride


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:43 [Preview] No.85562 del
>>85561
FUCK him then. If that asshole makes it to Imperia I will throw piss on him


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:44 [Preview] No.85563 del
>>85508
I believe this depends on the person.
I know people who pack 3 weeks of vacations full of activities and are more tired afterwards, than before they departed on vacation.
And I know people who fly 3 hours to lay on a beach and come back having done literally nothing.

Personally I don't go on vacation. Too much hassle and I don't like hassle. But I'm in the countryside with a large backyard so there's that.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:45 [Preview] No.85564 del
>>85563
as for my vacations, it's staying at the farm house of me mate bertman


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:46 [Preview] No.85565 del
>>85562
based


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:47 [Preview] No.85566 del
ciccone will die with his pride intact atleast


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.85567 del
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gee, they forgot the west


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.85568 del
>>85563
I like booking cheap last minutes to somewhere in Europe.
Just a week and a half unplanned taking in the sights and culture but nothing forced, a day at the beach if the mind wants it.
The happiest I've been was after a long hard working summer I just booked a trip to croatia 2 days before leaving. Was never so relaxed


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.85569 del
oh hey tiz stopped stuttering


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:48 [Preview] No.85570 del
>>85563
Same, but no countryside with backyard.
Can't be sharted to travel, where, why would I not sleep in me own bed among me own stuff.
If I had a countryside home with a backyard, small orchard, another small patch of a unkempt, wild garden and a view?
Pshh, not going anywhere ever.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.85571 del
>>85570
this is an insane attitude to me


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:49 [Preview] No.85572 del
>>85569
https://dlhd.pk/watch.php?id=31

this one works too if you need it


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:51 [Preview] No.85573 del
absolute rinsing adam blythe right now
anjoyable


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>>85572
cheers, have some wildflowers


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:52 [Preview] No.85575 del
>>85571
p*rchasing experiences is not a sane way to enjoy life


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:55 [Preview] No.85576 del
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this is one ugly Italian city. but on the other hand I really have no idea about Italy south of Napoli.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:56 [Preview] No.85577 del
>>85575
Traveling is not for everyone but this is a braindead and soulless take. You can travel without simply purchasing a manufactured experience and it is quite depressing to be so dismissive of something that can be joyful, refreshing, educational, life-affirming, challenge, etc depending on what you do.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:57 [Preview] No.85578 del
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>can write Raccagni Noviero but can't write Gee West
heh, bertolos not taking gee not helping cicco lightly


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 14:59 [Preview] No.85579 del
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eulalio with a big step towards la maglia rosa


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:00 [Preview] No.85580 del
>>85577
I suppose everyone who has a considered opinion that differs from some overcompensated nuyorican pseud is
>insane
>braindead
>soulless
get a grip


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.85581 del
so the break is just gone then yeah


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:02 [Preview] No.85582 del
eulalio could keep the jersey for a while
how bad is his TT?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:03 [Preview] No.85583 del
Zoom just ended, did they just slurped this rampa?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.85584 del
>>85577
>life-affirming
I mean it's fun you can eat good food but let's not pretend too much shall we


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.85585 del
>>85582
he's never had an ITT that yielded a not-terrible result


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>>85583
nobody is working in the peloton besides ciccone, so the break is going to win


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:04 [Preview] No.85587 del
>>85580
you're the one who jumped to assuming that traveling is merely "insanely purchasing experiences"


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:06 [Preview] No.85588 del
>>85582
it's been a while since he last rode a TT that mattered to him, but unless he's improved a lot since the Volta, he's very bad

67th in a Volta TT is grim


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.85589 del
>>85587
wrong, that was a direct reply to your explosively provacative claim that living in a comfy house with an orchard is an INSANE attitude


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:08 [Preview] No.85590 del
>>85577
I wouldn't mind if you could teleport me in the morning and back before sleep. I'd like to hear some late evening Tokyo but a fair bit from the city center. I'd like to live somewhere really cold for extended period of time.
But I don't like traveling, simple as, the process and the nuisance and the zero sum game of extremely familiar vs. unfamiliar which I mostly know what to expect from but just in different flavor makes me face sink.
For the joyful, refreshing and educational, I can rely on myself to generate more than enough of it, that's what happens when you tame and rewire probable high functioning autism plus experience of an only child from a ghost family.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.85591 del
Ok, chute time.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:09 [Preview] No.85592 del
does Lidl have no one to ride for Gee later on? pretty grim for them


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.85593 del
VAMOS AFONSO


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:10 [Preview] No.85594 del
>>85592
you don't need helpers for a top 5 bid, only the ones riding to win need slaves


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.85595 del
>>85589
the insane attitude was that there's no value to traveling


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:11 [Preview] No.85596 del
>>85592
Ciccone and that's it


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:14 [Preview] No.85597 del
if they take it easy on the descent he's gonna have 7 minutes on GC


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:17 [Preview] No.85598 del
>baaawwwwww other people's priorities are different than mine they must be insane


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.85599 del
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yes well


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.85600 del
CHUTE


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:18 [Preview] No.85601 del
Chute


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.85602 del
FUCK


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perro


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.85604 del
UAE in the dirt. Eulalio big winner.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.85605 del
it's a massacre!


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.85606 del
slippy corner, expect more chutes


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:19 [Preview] No.85607 del
chute wasn't that bad


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.85608 del
Hehe fuck UAE


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:20 [Preview] No.85609 del
how come the UAE curse is brutal chute for everyone, but for pogi it's losing Paris-Roubaix to wout?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.85610 del
EULALIU is really going to keep it until the TT.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:21 [Preview] No.85611 del
>>85609
pogi also almost chute brutalled that race


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:23 [Preview] No.85612 del
>>85609
Also lost vermessh on the last cobble of arenberg


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:25 [Preview] No.85613 del
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benis


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.85614 del
EUPuck MoonenO


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.85615 del
CHUTE!!


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.85616 del
>>85613
ACK


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.85617 del
lol that retard pushing him


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:26 [Preview] No.85618 del
haha


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85619 del
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so where are the astana jobbers? they couldn't profit from the chutes at the testa?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85620 del
>>85614
kek what, took me a second to get that a word filter wrangled my post


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85621 del
Vine would have never survived this


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85622 del
just two chutebros enjoying a rainy day together


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85623 del
lamão


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85624 del
>>85619
they gave up too early


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:27 [Preview] No.85625 del
>>85620
oh kek. I put in a lot of word filter for the spammers


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:28 [Preview] No.85626 del
>>85619
Probably also in a field somewhere


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:29 [Preview] No.85627 del
>both riders chute
<peleton loses time
just cycling things


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.85628 del
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jumbo decided to pull


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.85629 del
>>85627
to be fair the peloton has nothing to ride for but the chasers should have caught them


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.85630 del
Visma drilling it now. Jonas chute incoming


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:30 [Preview] No.85631 del
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this finish looks safeR


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.85632 del
>>85630
just chilling


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:31 [Preview] No.85633 del
>>85629
plenty of top 10 jobbers that could lose a precious spot to him if he gains too much
like thirsty troon in the vuelta or ben o'goober in the vuelta


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:32 [Preview] No.85634 del
now this is relatable descending


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.85635 del
eulalio will win the giro, jonas can't close a 8 minute gap


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.85636 del
>8 minutes
I guess they're confident it won't turn into a 2020 or Vuelta 2024 situation o


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:33 [Preview] No.85637 del
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comical


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.85638 del
????????????????


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.85639 del
pedalton is gonna go so slow through here


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.85640 del
????


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.85641 del
HAHAHAHHA LOL WHAT


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.85642 del
haha


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:34 [Preview] No.85643 del
Really sketchy. And Arrieta agrees.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.85644 del
What an idiot


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.85645 del
Arrieta too tired to think


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.85646 del
something is wrong with UAE's tires


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:35 [Preview] No.85647 del
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Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.85648 del
>>85646
they are on conti tires, very worrying


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:36 [Preview] No.85649 del
>>85646
I use those tires... I think


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.85650 del
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UAE wins


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.85651 del
Lol this is ridiculous


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.85652 del
UAE MERDA
ARRIETA CULO


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.85653 del
fun stage


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:37 [Preview] No.85654 del
UAE dopage so strong even the biggest retards can win


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.85655 del
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I have picked arrieta


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.85656 del
Eulálio taking over Almeida's job of farming 2nd and 3rd places in Giro stages


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:38 [Preview] No.85657 del
I love the Giro


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:39 [Preview] No.85658 del
Heh at least I have Eulalio


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:40 [Preview] No.85659 del
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his dad was a jobber


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.85660 del
>>85659
imagine feeling the feels when your boy wins a big race


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:41 [Preview] No.85661 del
emotions :)


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:42 [Preview] No.85662 del
>city is so ugly because of an earthquake and burgers bombed it during world war II
the more you know


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:46 [Preview] No.85663 del
Arrieta could last a while in 2nd as well


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:49 [Preview] No.85664 del
No GC focuser ZANA.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.85665 del
But HIRT is there, what the FUCK.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 15:50 [Preview] No.85666 del
>>85664
good, he couldn't get top 10 anyone
go for that stage son


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:18 [Preview] No.85667 del
malucelli already suffering hard it seems, maybe a first GT at 32 wasn't that smart


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:27 [Preview] No.85668 del
>>85665
This is fucking BULLSHIT, where is WADA


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:37 [Preview] No.85669 del
Seems a kino stage. When should I watch from


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.85670 del
>>85669
start of the rampa


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:42 [Preview] No.85671 del
>>85669
Italia innit


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 16:44 [Preview] No.85672 del
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Oh shit, Bert. We already started halfway through juryo.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:33 [Preview] No.85673 del
ynr fdj is in this race


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:40 [Preview] No.85674 del
>>85673
KENCH will surprise in the passes. Whoever that is


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:41 [Preview] No.85675 del
>>85674
outside shot at the maglia white


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:43 [Preview] No.85676 del
>>85673
>Penhoët 11th in stage 3
>Jacobs in the break in stage 4
Grim


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:44 [Preview] No.85677 del
>>85674
His previous team was Li Ning Star


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.85678 del
>>85677
creating LEGENDS such as SALBY, be very afraid


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:46 [Preview] No.85679 del
>>85674
please pay attention to Li Ning Star


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:53 [Preview] No.85680 del
Tomorrow looks absolutely lame for a Napoli sprint stage, but I'm ready for the sprinters to fumble that finish to Narváez


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 17:56 [Preview] No.85681 del
>>85680
last time they rode to Napoli we did get the mass chute and considering the weather let's expect it to happen again


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:00 [Preview] No.85682 del
>>85680
Some cobbles to filter greenstreets is nice


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:03 [Preview] No.85683 del
>>85680
I think the over all stage is too easy for Narvaez to win. It should be Milan vs Lund vs Magnier


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:08 [Preview] No.85684 del
>>85683
hoping bad weather makes the peloton boof it and I get another break win


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:10 [Preview] No.85685 del
I've watched maybe 5 minute of this giro. When is the first real stage?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:11 [Preview] No.85686 del
>>85685
Cockhaus friday


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:12 [Preview] No.85687 del
>>85685
when you see KUSS lighting up the frente you will know the real race has begun


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:15 [Preview] No.85688 del
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>>85686
Abruzo, home. Also why is this stage 245km?


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:17 [Preview] No.85689 del
>>85688
To make them (vingo) suffer


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.85690 del
>>85688
So we can pretend that Jonas isn't a distancelet after he wins it and that he has a shot at Lombardia.


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:20 [Preview] No.85691 del
>>85689
Shitty weather too, kek we're going to see some BIG gaps


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:21 [Preview] No.85692 del
>>85688
stage has got to be Superlonga if that town is on the course pal, sorry I don't make the rules


Bert 05/13/2026 (Wed) 18:24 [Preview] No.85693 del
>>85691
Could be kino of the highest order if there are echelons or a fall causes splits in the peloton.


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