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Blogspot thred Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 14:02:19 [Preview] No. 15577
The boiling meat burned itself
I'm not happy of the results. Now the house smells like shit and the meat will be given to the dogs.
Good thing is, when going to the meatshop to buy steaks (because the thing that was boiling got its water evaporated), my complete overboard thinking on the ruined meal allowed me to talk to a nice looking girl.
But still, the meat is completely ruined. My mother was supposed to eat that.
Talk here about ocurrances in your life, good, bad and memetic


Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 15:52:52 [Preview] No.15581 del
Dear Diary.
Today I saw a blogpost but I didn't säged because there's always someone to tell something from his life and somewhat inevitable not to leak some personal life onto imageboards. I am afraid of however that this won't prevent blogposting Fatposters creating new threads for memorable moments of their lives. I against the idea of blogposting in general still some crap might fit here.


Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 16:49:42 [Preview] No.15583 del
>>15577
hey m8 unlike the other guy I'm gonna saw bc we got a food thread already >>8691


Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 17:15:29 [Preview] No.15584 del
>>15583
Huh, that's trüe. It's highly food related.


Bernd 04/03/2018 (Tue) 20:05:02 [Preview] No.15587 del
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>>15581
Maybe having designated blogposting thread would be a good idea?


Bernd 04/04/2018 (Wed) 15:30:49 [Preview] No.15608 del
>>15587
Dear Diary.
Today Bernd read my mind.


Bernd 04/04/2018 (Wed) 16:49:45 [Preview] No.15610 del
Yester'days the house smelled like shit from food as well. Coincidences.


Bernd 04/05/2018 (Thu) 05:42:29 [Preview] No.15626 del
I don't know what's so against blogging. I know people don't care but for loners like me, even the most pedestrian conversations bring the utmost satisfaction.

You're supposed to undercook most meats except pork.


Bernd 04/05/2018 (Thu) 17:25:31 [Preview] No.15632 del
>>15626
Dear Diary.
Today I thought about why I don't find blogposting a good idea. I think the problem has two layers. A personal (of mine) and a board related.
While sometimes I tend to blogpost - for example the music I share in the music thread I usually listen it at that moment or like that drill I tried to fix also counts as a blogpost basically - this board and my country are just too damn small and someone could easily gather breadcrumbs about me and identify me IRL if I'm not careful and closed lipped enough. Why would be bad if someone do that? Because I'm damn sure that someone who does such thing like that do it for his own amusement and has zero good intentions toward me and neutral at best. That ain't good.
The layer of imageboards can be divided further.
Blogposting is kinda go against the anonymity of chans, creating personalities - that would be actually advisable on my personal layer: invent a pseudo-character with imaginary information about him to share, however this is just too large of a task for someone who actually has stuff to do during his days.
Blogposting also usually breaks the themes of non-/b/ boards. International boards like /kc/ are - in their essence - for international discussions. Politics, cultures, whatever. On the other hand the reality is that they are usually /b/ with flags.

I have to acknowledge however that blogposting can be relevant and lead to serious discussions as well.


Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 14:52:22 [Preview] No.15804 del
Dear diary.
I know I am undermotivated and wasted my potential by working in a plastic factory as an operator but I thought I am ok with it but Today I met some really talented people who seem to work 100% on an exciting and relevant field of AI. Talking to them and getting reply make all my job experience and pastime pale in comparison.

But I am not in AI or STEM. My only job qualification is factory operator. Not really qualified.


Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 14:55:43 [Preview] No.15805 del
>>15632
It's a necessary trade off. My experience is the moment I change my blogpost vaguer, it begins to lose its meaning and I begin to think I don't need write it anymore.


Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 15:03:23 [Preview] No.15806 del
>>15804
It was so exciting. When I asked a question and they answered as if I was onto something.

Now when I eat, watch tv, watch porn etc what I have been doing last ten years, I think to myself I could have used all these time to get the diploma and training to work in a creative or relevant field.

I wish this excitement will soon die down and I can go back to my old life


Bernd 04/10/2018 (Tue) 16:04:23 [Preview] No.15810 del
>>15805
Also writing something down can help to put it into different perspective or if it's a stressful experience it can help to ease the load. Imageboards aren't necessarily the right places for this tho.

>>15804
>>15806
One could find contentment in simplicity. Work is something one has to do. If you're working in 8 hours shifts, 5 days/week then you might easily find something meaningful in the rest of your time. Especially on the weekends. I would really recommend some outdoor activity, even if it's only in a park. With stricter work hours it's harder (lack of energy) but still doable.
People in general aren't happy with their life, and by their thirties they often feel they are trapped. Even those in prestigious positions and on seemingly exciting fields.


Bernd 04/13/2018 (Fri) 01:13:24 [Preview] No.15882 del
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>boiling meat


Bernd 04/26/2018 (Thu) 14:43:34 [Preview] No.16098 del
I was supposed to develop a habit of watching a CCTV channel as my self improvement new year resolution. But I find it too much to watch a new channel


Bernd 04/26/2018 (Thu) 16:06:43 [Preview] No.16102 del
>>16098
How do you improve by watching CCTV feed?


Bernd 04/26/2018 (Thu) 22:54:31 [Preview] No.16108 del
>>16102
China's cctv provides lots of educational shows. It's also well made and closer to my taste. I can buy a internet box to watch it but I don't want to buy and use such a thing so it remains outside my tv watching habit.
Taiwan's PTS and German's DW or even Japan's NHK world, though also educational, are different from cctv.
After two years of trying, the only cctv show I began to watch regularly was the new year gala, and president's new year address. That's when I would bother to connect computer to tv. I also watch Chinese drama that are popular in Taiwan but that's not the same as watching cctv directly.


Bernd 04/27/2018 (Fri) 16:07:54 [Preview] No.16115 del
>>16108
Oh I misunderstood. I thought Taiwan has a channel with surveillance camera feeds. My bad.


Bernd 04/29/2018 (Sun) 00:37:04 [Preview] No.16156 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UPCSHj1cadE [Embed]
hmm


Bernd 05/01/2018 (Tue) 21:41:33 [Preview] No.16235 del
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Not really a blogpost but.

Recently bought toothpaste from local company called "Splat" (relatively popular here). Found that they put some "letters from CEO" into the package. My package got very kc-tier text about modern life, nature and outdoor. Never expected this from toothpaste to be honest.

Here is the translation from their site:
https://translate.google.ru/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&hl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.splat.ru%2Fletters%2F128%2F


Bernd 05/02/2018 (Wed) 05:22:53 [Preview] No.16239 del
>>16235
Did they copypaste a text from a survival/boyscout guide and spiffied out a bit?

>Who are the Polovtsians and where did they go?
Someone pls answer this simple question so I could feel secure again.


Bernd 05/02/2018 (Wed) 08:29:32 [Preview] No.16241 del
>>16239
>Did they copypaste a text from a survival/boyscout guide and spiffied out a bit?

Text has somewhat artistic style and doesn't look like guide, but more like part of fiction book. I guess their CEO is wannabe-writer.

>>Who are the Polovtsians and where did they go?
>Someone pls answer this simple question so I could feel secure again.

Polovtsi is the Russian name of Cumans. Some of Cumans moved to the Hungary in 13th century, so, they are near you. Do you feel secure now?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumans#Settlement_on_the_Hungarian_plain


Bernd 05/02/2018 (Wed) 16:09:49 [Preview] No.16243 del
>>16241
>Do you feel secure now?
I'm not sure. Could you tell me please how to cook a canned meal?


Bernd 05/02/2018 (Wed) 16:13:00 [Preview] No.16244 del
>>16241
Oh I forget. Such handbooks can contain semi-philosophical ramblings. They aren't just "how to cut a notch in a stick" or "how to survive on a bottle of piss". I might even read something similar in a sharpening handbook which has less to do with nature.


Bernd 05/02/2018 (Wed) 17:02:05 [Preview] No.16246 del
>>16243
>how to cook a canned meal?

Actually, original says "how to make canned meal", i.e. do you know process of canning/preservation etc. Although it is pretty ambiguous form of sentence, but context helps.

Google translate sucks. I often see people who says something like "look, very soon language learning will be obsolete because computers", and every year they are proven wrong.


Bernd 12/12/2018 (Wed) 14:09:08 [Preview] No.21207 del
I'm in not so good city for a youngling, and I feel extremely bored. My only recent excitement comes from I'm applying for erasmus, so I can break my routine. Everyone says go to poland but I dont want and still not decided.

Also I want to learn german since all of my family knows but I'm too slothful and can't focus anything more than 15 minutes. Thank you/dyakuyu/spasiba/danke schön for reading my blog.


Bernd 12/12/2018 (Wed) 16:46:38 [Preview] No.21215 del
>>21207
>learn german
Goto Schweiz.

Dear Diary.
This week is horrible. I don't sleep enough due staying up late, and I'm tired mentally all the time. Was at the dentist for root canal treatment and I'm going tomorrow as well and maybe next week. At least next week I've nothing else to do just my own stuff. I hope it will snow as a pal of mine asked if I'm hiking sometimes.
Also finally caught the rat yesterday which evaded the traps for an entire month. Luckily there's no other just this one. And it was kinda small. Once I found a ded one, that was a fucking beast compared to this.


Bernd 12/12/2018 (Wed) 16:50:58 [Preview] No.21216 del
>>21215
>>21215
>Goto Schweiz.
born in there

they are not in erasmus program atleast not anymore

Also I went to dentist a few month ago, to get treated properly I need a jaw surgery which I cant afford due to recent devaluation of lira.


Bernd 12/12/2018 (Wed) 17:05:00 [Preview] No.21217 del
>>21216
>born in there
Are you secretly Albanian?
>jaw surgery
That doesn't sound good. You might wanna keep your expenses at minimum and spare every coin you can and do it ASAP.


Bernd 12/12/2018 (Wed) 17:36:03 [Preview] No.21220 del
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>>21217
>>21217
>Are you secretly Albanian?
I'm a Türk really.

>spare every coin
jokes on you I dont have any coin. father has but he is cautious about it since it can fuck me up for rest of my life. also I need to get braces as well but I dont want to be weird guy with braces in his early-mid 20's.


Bernd 12/19/2018 (Wed) 15:10:46 [Preview] No.21396 del
Today I had to go to a kurdish village as a guest. Long story short, they killed a sheep for me and my family and we have waited for a few hours, despite their sincerety due I'm being generally cold I didn't talk much and they openly expressed they thought I was a pretentious snob.

When the dinner started they made 8-9 of their children wait while we eating, endisciplining your children is common here so I'm get used to harsh parents but until I seen I thought such behaviour was compatriot exageration, never seen a father treating his children like 2nd class citizen before, seeing a kid hugging his fathers leg and fathers shrugging him off broke my heart despite I'm not love angel in a slghtest way, neverthless I wanted kids eat with us because it felt really weird feasting while poor children watching me. The children were really hesistant anyway and they left after a eating only a little.

They didn't disrespect me and just like us they take great offence when you reject their food and offerings. The 'bruteness' is tolerable since I prefer honest over fake niceness any day but I still felt quite uneasy there.

end of the blog.


Bernd 12/22/2018 (Sat) 09:50:41 [Preview] No.21404 del
>>21396
Did they make you eat part of the head? At the Kazakhs that counts a delicacy and it's an honour to get offered to eat it and a great disrespect to refuse it. Just imagine...
I believe in our "western" world we treat children not the right way. They became the center of attention and their tiny asses got licked shiny all the time despite they are worthless and another child can be produced very easily. In contrast to produce an adult it is very time and energy consuming so in a life of a family those should come first who have the means of keeping the family alive, who has the knowledge and strength to work and produce all the necessary goods for life, those who can raise children and make adults out of them. And probably this is the (might be unconscious) reasoning behind their behaviour.
This sounds harsh but doesn't mean one can't be kind the children with this mindset.
And what it is to be kind tho? Raising them to be capable adults who know they have to work hard to get results or ensuring they grow up to be self-centered whiners who got used to get everything easily with bitching and moaning?
It's also interesting to see how parents here aren't capable of discipline their children in front of audience and the kids learn this very fast and they produce all their fits in public basically extorting their parents to get their way-


Bernd 12/22/2018 (Sat) 10:25:17 [Preview] No.21406 del
>>21404
No, they didnt make me eat head.

What I think is, nowadays the general idea of grooming(?) kids is flawed due to static behaviour. We expected to treat them as the most unique and best creatures in thhe world or some families just don't care and let kids do their thing which is rarely good thing. Anyway because of former behaviour I mention, kids think they're entitled to everything by birthright which is wrong, their actions should have consequences be it good or bad. But I think treating your kids that way just because they're kids and didnt do anything bad, is also bad. Rewarding the good, punishing the bad is more or less working behavior pattern, idk why people just started to see it more allien everyday.

Also, as I mention such bad behavior also have consequences, kids are guaranteed to be bydlo or bydlo like people when they grown up, you know all their anger towards the world not gonna go away so easily.


Bernd 12/25/2018 (Tue) 21:08:21 [Preview] No.21559 del
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Seen this on my way to work today. Text stay "chocolate, coffee". You can rarely see anything related to Brazil here (except TV shows in past or football-something). Although shop is local of course, that's just ad.

Nothing relevant, so let it be in blog thread.


Bernd 12/25/2018 (Tue) 23:32:06 [Preview] No.21561 del
>>21559
ask them about bolsonaro and why they set up şokolad kofe in place of sufferings.


Bernd 12/26/2018 (Wed) 07:47:45 [Preview] No.21566 del
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>>21559
This reminded me a football something.

>>21561
>why
To ease the suffering.


Bernd 01/23/2019 (Wed) 22:03:42 [Preview] No.22719 del
I had a very weird dream last night. Actually it was right before I woke up, so it was in the morning. And I dream several things a night.
So now I don't remember the beginning but me and another dude, we went to a pub I guess we were in some organization or another because we attacked that cultural institution, threw a molotov in there or something like this, and then three guys came out, I think they were chinks and gave us an object reminded me plasticine. It was a small brick I could pocket, and I did - but it felt I shouldn't have done that, then we went.
I told the dude that we should go back via the same route we came but we did, and it was through some kind of station but didn't see any vehicles. Then I stepped through an automatic door which closed behind me but before the dude could step through. So I left alone. But I was at a whole different place, it was like some docks, also it was dark, maybe night, but maybe it was an underground complex (if it was than it was huge). So there was water and walkways and structures, everyhing seemed to be black or dark blue. Some headlights were here and there and I moved from the point where I arrived, there was no doorway there anyway.
I knew they are searching for me so I tried not to waste time and looked for some exit also some stuff I could use to my advantage. Then at a smallish building I found an open door. The room behind that was empty but another door opened to another room.
It was a bedroom and on a bed a man slept among bunch of pillows. The guy's skin was light blue color and looked like Yoda. So I shoved a shotgun into his face and shot him from point-blank range. I dunno what kind of shell was in the chamber but it did nothing, so I repeated but couldn't harm. He started to wake up, and spoke to me jokingly but with malice. So I shot him again and again without result.
Then I woke up.

My dream two days ago also was very weird. But I remember only very vaguely now.


Bernd 02/03/2019 (Sun) 16:29:03 [Preview] No.22994 del
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In my dream last night I saw a commieblock that was only one panel large. They had balcony on one side but was closed off for living space. I dunno how people moved between floors there wasn't any space for an elevator or stairs. I remember noting how wobbly that should be, not secure at all. But then I looked at the top and saw a house built on top of it that was similar to these post-modern cube houses with large glass and bright white walls and shit clearly built by some rich dude and thought if he done that it must be quite secure.


Bernd 02/04/2019 (Mon) 06:40:15 [Preview] No.23000 del
>>22719
>I shot him

At least weapons in your dreams can shoot. Mine always don't work when it is needed.


Bernd 02/04/2019 (Mon) 16:12:50 [Preview] No.23005 del
>>23000
I pretty sure certain Austrian shrinks could talk volumes about shooting blanks actually they weren't blanks, just the damage did nothing and failure to shoot.


Bernd 02/04/2019 (Mon) 16:13:38 [Preview] No.23006 del
>>23005
Also about the phallic symbolism of the commieblock described above.


Bernd 03/14/2019 (Thu) 18:55:26 [Preview] No.23723 del
I'm watching videos of belly dancers tha barely anyone is aware of.

It feels very strange for some reason.


Bernd 03/14/2019 (Thu) 19:56:17 [Preview] No.23726 del
>>23723
>aware of
Belly dancers or the video?


Bernd 03/14/2019 (Thu) 20:13:28 [Preview] No.23728 del
>>23726
both appereantly.


Bernd 03/14/2019 (Thu) 20:33:38 [Preview] No.23729 del
>>23728
I seem to recall an ad(?) of a belly dancer class from years ago. Years and years ago. But maybe it was something in a talk show on telly.
I don't think it was popular here but the public is aware of it. Chiefly due the 150 years of Turkish peacekeeping operation, Sinbad and One Thousand and one Nights.


Bernd 03/14/2019 (Thu) 20:46:19 [Preview] No.23731 del
>>23729
Today I watched several videos of different bellydancers. But I really liked one of it, she looks kinda old but seductive.

I realized I almost spent an hour thinking about why she choosed this path, how was her childhood etc.

This is why I felt strange.


Bernd 03/14/2019 (Thu) 21:38:52 [Preview] No.23734 del
>>23731
Thinking about other people's motivation is a breddy gud way of spending time. After a while you can notice patterns and can predict others behaviour. Also it is good for deepening self-knowledge, since we are all biased in the question of ourselves, we might notice a behaviour in someone else which then we will find true in ourselves ("oh wait, I do the same thing").


Bernd 03/14/2019 (Thu) 22:02:24 [Preview] No.23735 del
>>23734
Yeah, I usually quick create a scenario in my heda. But this time I couldnt.

I can post her if you want, together we judge her dance and think about her motivation.


Bernd 03/14/2019 (Thu) 22:09:54 [Preview] No.23736 del
>>23735
You can post it, but I won't watch it today. It's time to hit the hay.


Bernd 03/14/2019 (Thu) 22:12:13 [Preview] No.23737 del
>>23736
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qx3NSzVhr3Q [Embed]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sbxu-Hb5hmU [Embed]

this woman intrigues me.


Bernd 03/15/2019 (Fri) 08:40:49 [Preview] No.23744 del
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Well it isn't this drastic actually, I've time to goof around a bit, shooping shit like this.

>>23737
Will look at it.


Bernd 03/16/2019 (Sat) 08:37:18 [Preview] No.23762 del
>>23737
I heard for belly dance one needs both muscular stomach and fat which can be jiggled appropriately. Despite this belly dancers tend to be fit in my (not a lot) experience, enjoy showing off their abs.
Which brings us to our first thought about her. Performers do their stuff to entertain others and/or hand over an impression, emotion, information. While they are doing this they get feedback from the audience, good and bad but they mostly looking for the good. They not just doing it so the audience feel good or become richer with the experience but to make themselves feel good about themselves. They tend to measure their own worth by the reaction of the audience. This is especially true when the art is the performer his- or herself, their shape and movement.
So first I would say she is proud.
But in her business to gain positive reaction she needs to put work in it. To keep her fit and practice her moves. That's can be achieved by determination and diligence.
Her smile looks unnatural tho.


Bernd 03/16/2019 (Sat) 10:27:15 [Preview] No.23763 del
>>23762
Nice gomment.

>They tend to measure their own worth by the reaction of the audience. This is especially true when the art is the performer his- or herself, their shape and movement.
so true.

>Her smile looks unnatural tho.
what did you mean by this?


Bernd 03/16/2019 (Sat) 13:07:24 [Preview] No.23766 del
>>23763
>what did you mean by this?
That her smile is a little forced. Could be many reasons, maybe she needs to concentrate on the movements, flexes of muscles and such. It's not easy to contract only certain selected muscles while relax others (I would assume it's part of the practice) so maybe it's enough for her to concentrate on them and keep smiling beside that is a chore.


Bernd 03/16/2019 (Sat) 14:08:10 [Preview] No.23767 del
>>23766
Yeah on her second video many of her smiles are clearly forced. In first video she seem more natural as her eyes smiles as well. People only use cheek muscles when they fake smile.



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