Liked and upvoted, also retweeted.

Where is my girlfriend and my good luck?

>>26859
>>26859
I have dropped an eurasianist russian qt to local hangar in your city.

Go there and a dwarf gopnik will ask a streetwise question to you, give the true answer and girlfriend will be yours =)

lets be honest: white people discredited themselves after they voted trumpf

Liked, commented and subscribed

>>26870
why don't you subscribe my thread?

>>26875
But I did.

>>26881
Here is a qt magyar gf for you.

>>26858
>le liked
>le upboated
<and le shared and retweeted XD
Done as ordered, OP

>>26913
Thanks you're a good guy irony man.

upscribed and subvoted

>>26914
Ok. I'll be serious now OP
Upvoted, liked and shared
Reward now please OP

>>26922
Here is a gf for you.

Yeah I perceive your country that poorly

>>26888
Thanks.
>I have cooked gulyas for you
YOU WHORE YOU PUT CELERY IN IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!


>>26928
How about the Russian and the Brazilian?

>>26944
Well atleast you don't have any problem with her ideology. Could be worse :^)

Already made russki one and I'm bretty much clueless about how brazilian gf works.Someone else can do it.

>>26945
>brazilian gf works
I only know about bunda and football. Maybe something about Bolsonaro like with Orbán.
Coincidentally in Hungarian fixing football matches called bundázás, match-fixing = bunda; in it's original meaning it's "fur coat".

>>26928
Well I don't go to the "district" nor do I fall for "DA WEEDD!" meme. I really don't have anything against Wallonians either.

But overall everything else looks good. Thank you OP


And yes it is a rather "plain" country

>>26985
It's supposed to be parody like memey. nothing serious tbh.

>>26985
>Well I don't go to the "district" nor do I fall for "DA WEEDD!" meme.
Do many people over there? From here I get the impression that those things are mostly used by tourists rather than natives.

>>26994
Maybe you can add a klomp and tulip reference too.

excuse me where's my gf?

>>27035
but you live in abudance of gfs, and where is my upvote?

>>27039
here >>26915
>but you live in abudance of gfs
doesnt's matters, it's in the contract

>>27040
Late delivery but still have a gf.

>>27007
>Do many people over there? From here I get the impression that those things are mostly used by tourists rather than natives.
Yes.

I feel bad for the girls though. Most are from poor countries and were tricked into doing it. They would have been better off married and happy IMHO, not doing that

>>26858
Bump because I'm liking the OC that you're making, OP

Please give me a really tall norse goddess gf

I already have a girlfriend, kys shitskin

>>27192
Now just the text need to be added.

>>27201
not for you, gyppo

>>27188
Really? You know I didn't create the meme right? just checking

>>27201
will do, I have exam tomorrow. need to study a bit more.

>>27201
norse as in mythology or like scandinavia?

>>27201
I tried. I don't know enough about Scandinavian culture to make a good one.

>>27214
Which one do you want?

>>27215
Not bad at all.

>>27215
Quality

>>27215
Perfected it.

>>27215
>>27224
Maybe something about smelly fishes. I mean food ofc.

>>27237
Both are edible egs de

>>27204
>Really? You know I didn't create the meme right? just checking
It's still good. Even a little bit of effort counts

>will do, I have exam tomorrow. need to study a bit more.
It's ok if you have to do anything else man. Take your time. We'll be here

>>27215
>>27224
I think you mostly got it right. Maybe add some alcohols and sailing to it

>>27268
I'm surprised by how much research you did with this one.

Easily one of your best one's OP

>>27275
I just happen to know some of things, that's all. I didn't even consider this well researches, I'm suprised to your reaction.

>>27278
researched*

>>27301
In the Turkish Roman Empire they probably learn it in school.

Also Amon Amarth (I'm not convinced he listens it ofc, but how fun things can be learned via metal?):
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2PUv9gS2paQ [Embed]

>>27317
I never listen metal. As for varangian guards I didn't learn it from school but we learn about Turkopoles and Turk mercenaries in ERE.

Actually we're taught Turks done mercenary business almost pretty much everywhere.

>>27301
Afaik they werent many conversions that way. It's just certain russian knez wanted to adopt it and he was sucessful at it. Afaik supporters of rome still existed, it's just they were not so successful.

Remember though the schism happened in later centuries.

>>27317
>Miklagard
That's norse name for İstanbul if I recall right.

>>27322
>It's just certain russian knez wanted to adopt it and he was sucessful at it

Story says that he also considered Islam (from Bulgars) and Judaism (from Khazars) too. It would be fun to see actually, although maybe this is late invention of story to make that more dramatic.

>>27348
>ah raseya lyubov
oh lovely russia something something. obviously I know what medrese means but cant make the sentence.

t.a-1 russian learner

>>27359

Oh, Russia, love without answer
Like birches in autumn beauty
You minarets look into the sky
Your medrese look into the soul

I don't know origin of this and too lazy for googling, but it looks like specific trolling verse. Is uses classic Russian folk stylistic (for example, old "краса" instead of "красота" for "beauty"), but the last thing reader expects are Muslim terms. Maybe it is nationalist trolling or such, it doesn't look serious.

>>27323
Constantinople, yes.

>>27361
Should our countries convert to each others religion? I Wonder how would it be? If things go wrong we can always say it's just a prank bro.

>>27364
Nova roma fam lam

>>27365
>Should our countries convert to each others religion? I Wonder how would it be? If things go wrong we can always say it's just a prank bro.

Considering that most of Russians (non-minority) are technically atheists nowadays, it wouldn't matter much. But having Muslim Russia 500-1000 years ago would definitely be fun. Christian Turkey... we've seen this in Byzantium times.

>>27394
>>27394
>most of Russians (non-minority)
Inshallah the probhet pbuh's ummah will teach you blonde devils the true path.

>>Byzantium times.
Our way of understanding religion is always less hierarchial and centralized. You know the if you drink at night allah doesnt see it logic from tatars, that's how we used to be. Than Selim I replaced this with orthodox islam, imported diehard kurd sunnies from persia and banished many of shia turcomans.

>>27420
>than
then*

>>27348
>>27359
>>27365
>>27366
>>27394
>>27420
It's really nice to see people from completely different countries and histories get together and have polite discussions here. /kc/ truly is great

>>27423
>jajebe
wut?

>>27394
>Considering that most of Russians (non-minority) are technically atheists nowadays

gommienism tends to do that (see Czech Republic)

>>27421
Nature always find a way.

>>27421
>Russians trying to deal with the no alcohol rule

Memes aside, it may be not that bad. Some sources say that average Russian consumed less alcohol than other Europeans in pre-Soviet times.

In USSR times, of course, drinking became a serious problem, but what did you expect from commie times?

>>27448
>>27448
russians were so poor they coudlnt even drink. no wonder they get rid of tsardom.

>>27449

A Soviet joke:

Telegram from Siberia to Moscow: "Urgent! Quickly send few trains of vodka. People become sober, now they're asking where is the Tsar."

>>27450
geg'd

Collect "X gf" here. For some creative work.

I'm bumping this thread up for new anons here who might have missed it.

Turkey pls work your magic for new bernds if you're still there

have an upvote, friend

>>27042
I'd like to report that I have met a grill that seems interested. Not yet gf state but this could be it. Thank you turkeyball. Delivery time was quite long however so I'm giving 4/5 for this poster.

>>34146
Good.
Meanwhile Turkbernd was enslaved by butifel Melike and cannot into /kc/ anymore.

>>34146
Congrats man!
>>34147
Is this a joke or has he really stoped posting here?
I don't post here that much but I thought he seemed like a cool guy so it would be a shame

>>34148
I can't remember he posted this year. He said Melike is nagging him when not together. Also he is busy with Uni and had plans to enroll Erasmus and move to Europe somewhere for a semester. While he is missed (by me too) he really should take care his irl life first and foremost, which is actually a good advice for Bernds in general.

>>34150
Oh well, it's a shame, but glad to hear that it is for good reasons.

>>34150
tbh i wish mine was nagging me a litte bit more

>>34171
Date your boss.

>>34150
>>34147
>Meanwhile Turkbernd was enslaved by butifel Melike and cannot into /kc/ anymore.

R.I.P Mr. Turkey still, good for him

>>34175
Actually I was messing with visa shit. I can't go to erasmus because czechia provides me too late visa. The coordinator suggested taking tourist visa as it is provided much earlier but consulate make it very clear I can't even get a tourist visa to cover up my (very) late arrival.

Also gf is kinda has problems. She freaks up too much and constantly bothering me by keep asking "who is that whore bernd" though there is no whore to begin with.

>>34183
Well, both sucks.
I had a pal who's favourite saying was: "do as the little monkey, don't let go a branch until you get hold on the next one". It is a dishonest solution for me, but some might find it wise. The problem is in your case (but maybe not your problem but her in the end) that if you frankly say it won't work out, she will think there really was a whore no matter what you say. Or even if she doesn't think it was (she can't prove or disprove) she will hold it against you. But if you let her doing this she will think it is working and will continue.
Ehh, I should stop try giving advices beside: do everything as honest and straight as it is possible.

>>34183
>>34185
Well she has self harming tendencies it's hard to deal with it. I also checked my ex gf if she is managing well but my current gf become very jealous since she saw it. Despite it only happened once and I confessed it and there was nothing indicating flirt or anything similar. But she was doing that kind of behaviour even before that incident.

>>34183
>>34186
Welcome back bernd

>Also gf is kinda has problems. She freaks up too much and constantly bothering me by keep asking "who is that whore bernd" though there is no whore to begin with.

She jelly of other grills and wants you bad tbh. You know what to do. Which is just tell her that everything is okay and that you wouldn't do anything to hurt her.

>Well she has self harming tendencies it's hard to deal with it.
Sorry to hear that

>>34188
Also after doing this >>26913 >>26922
I have to say, it worked well. Too well actually. Now I have a little too many options.
I didn't give any thought as to what would happen if I did this or if it worked. Or how I would maintain the relationship or us living together and all the baggage that brings. Things are moving a little too fast for me, and I can't manage most of it tbh.

But what is life without problems right? I'll handle it
Thank u Turkey

>>34186
>self-harm
>jealousy
I had such long time ago she had many problems, clinically I think she counted as sane; I have to add quickly she had some breddy gud qualities too. In the end she was the one who left. Oh well.
Many in their 17-25 are depressed (maybe even younger) on some level I'm not talking occasional sad, maybe she is too.
Problem with the exes that if the relationship isn't broken clean than they will always hover on the horizon and can influence current relationship to worse, since their presence breed jealousy. Some people use their exes quite well and going around, back and forth between them this one is the partner for a while, then leave that and not that one, and leave that and back to the first, etc, but for that you need that kinda partner who fawn over you but placid enough not to cause problems. I had the good sense to make breaks clean. Which also proved to be bad sense since ways of finding new acquaintances through them to getting gfs were also closed. So it was severing threads of the social web, and limiting my options.
I'm getting sidetracked here, but not much to say. If you wish to went - with being as vague as possible, ultimately this is an anonymous IB - you can do it here.

>>34191
The only problem is ours is a long distance relationship and she is quite jealous and controlling. In one conversation I kept ask about what would her ideal state look like (kc tire I know) in the end she wanted to make people happy and harmonious but she really was thinking this could be achived by very controlling, borderline totalitarian state, not to mention hers Hitler sympathies because of her racism and Hitler is kinda romantic when you think he dared to challenge entire world (though he blamed others when he failed) Of course I told my perspective about him and she accepted the facts but she still likes the idea of challenging the world I'm quite sure about that. Anyway I sidetracked..

She is really into cooking and caring about me. When I stay in her house she make me feel like a king. She also bought theater ticket for 'Of Mice and Men' which was quite nice move. Also she is kinda loner, she doesnt have a truly close friend that won't ever tell her secrets. I think she feels vulnerable and occasionally sad because of this. Also she was kind of girl bullied in highschool. Deep down she is a very good person but very hurt one. I have been hurt as well so I understand her but don't know how to help her exactly.

>>34188
>welcome back
I lurk on this board regularly even when I don't write.

>just tell her that everything is okay and that you wouldn't do anything to hurt her
I did. I had so many chances to abuse her as she is very vulnerable but I never did something like that. It's just she keeps getting sad because during in her childhood people treat her bad for being happy as if she doesn't deserve to be happy. Bad parenting and abusive enviroment affected her badly. I think this is why she keeps assuming something will go bad even when she is happy as she is quite get used to that.

>>34192
>in the end she wanted to make people happy and harmonious but she really was thinking this could be achived by very controlling, borderline totalitarian state, not to mention hers Hitler sympathies because of her racism and Hitler is kinda romantic when you think he dared to challenge entire world (though he blamed others when he failed) Of course I told my perspective about him and she accepted the facts but she still likes the idea of challenging the world I'm quite sure about that. Anyway I sidetracked..
And she wants to be your Führer?

>>34195
>>34195
no, atleast not in a sexual way. she is timid and submissive to me.

>>34192
>what would her ideal state look like (kc tire I know)
Bunch of topics can be discussed with women. And it's better to do it, since the usual stuff will become boring very fast.
Maybe she models her view of state after her family. Both too much (getting used to it) and too little control (wishing others would take over the responsibility) can result the same. And since you asked an ideal state, she painter an idealistic picture.
But back to her personality and behaviour. Generally people who aren't conscious about their faults and negative traits are rarely change, and for the others it is a slow and not easy process. Maybe it is worse than trying to fight a bad habit since so core element of the personality. I believe long distance relationship doesn't help, but if you would live together that wouldn't change much either. On the long run maybe, if she sees you treat her good, then she can give it a rest, and calm down.
It's obvious she looks up at authority. Authority can be gained through love, fear or respect. Love evaporates fast and inducing fear would equal in her case with the bad parenting and abusive environment which made her this way. Respect is the best (in general too, not just in this situation), it is basically part love and part fear, but respect have to be earned, and it is hard work.

hey hey OP
I want my money back

>>34488
lol what happened?

>>34526
Well it's a weird story. So I invited that grill I talked about earlier for a coffee. She seemed nice and also interested and I decided I want to get to know her better. The meeting went good but after some time I noticed she's not sending this kind of signals I'd expect. After few weeks of me worrying whats going on I finally decided I need to talk to her and ask if she lost interest or what. Tbh I was ready to get rejected but that's not what I heard as the answer. But then situation didn't improve and after another few weeks of torturing thoughts, I got the guts up and went to talk to her again. This time I heard that I shouldn't be having any hopes, she doesn't reject me but she's not interested into any relationships right now because she just moved to the city and needs to arrange her life here, and that's why she sometimes doesn't act nice towards other people.
Now comes the weird part. Just after she finished talking about this she said today she needs to go there and there and that "this is a suggestion". I told her earlier I'm meeting with friends later this day so I replied I'd go but I need to get dinner and I might be short on time. Then she invited me inside to her home and she cooked me a dinner which we ate together lol and after that we went to mall to do her thing she had to do and from there I left for my meeting.
I'm being rather calm now about this situation so don't worry about me or something but still I don't know what to think or do about this. Btw we work together so we see each other almost every day even though at work we don't get too much time to socialize. I walked her home from work on few occasions even after that talk we had and she doesn't seem to mind that (or she does but won't tell me, idk). Also she's 20 and actually moved here few months ago from a village near a small city so this might give you some insights on this situation.

>>34572
Since you mention you age you think that's significant. What if she has reservations about age difference? Sometimes very little difference can cause people to be anxious due to social acceptance. Maybe she's afraid of what her parents would think?
Also it is a possibility she sees you as an "ally" at workplace, a colleague whom she wants to keep content, but don't want to turn the relation into personal.
I know my comment doesn't help, it's just my thought.

>>34572
>she doesn't reject me but she's not interested
>Btw we work together so we see each other almost every day

She is just unsure. Work relationships are also risky.

It doesn't mean that she is interested in relationship but afraid, nor that she just want to be "work friend". I guess she don't really know what she wants. We often think that people have some hidden plan, but really they don't.

Typical situation that may or may not result in something. Pretty bad if you are emotional, because it involves waiting.

>>34572
>>34572
She's young, all over the place and doesn't sound too serious, methinks. Maybe try asking yourself what exactly you want in a relationship first. If she doesn't fit in to your life, you're better off with someone who does.

>Btw we work together

Unless you plan on leaving your job soon DO NOT GO FORWARD WITH THIS Read what >>34588 says. This is more than likely to end badly for you. Work and relationships are best if kept separate. Really risky for you if things go sour between the two of you True story: already happened to me with a buxom, French looking, grey mouse a few years ago. Shit ended horribly between the two of us. Been there, done that. Best idea is to not do it at all. I'm warning you bernd


Also, no refunds. Sorry, you got what you asked for Poland :P

>>34572
Obviously, act on your instincts, but... only read if you are not a paranoid self-conscious type: I would say she's not interested. She fancied a quick bydlo bang but now she is trying to friend zone you because you were nice to her. She can keep you around with the promise that one day she might notice you but she has no interest in relationships, only banging.

>>34588
>We often think that people have some hidden plan, but really they don't.
I think it only practical to never completely believe the words of a Jew or a woman, both lie as easily as you or I breathe. The only problem being, you will never know what was a lie or truth so your only choice is to act as if you trust them anyway. Best advice is to have as few of them in your life as you can.

I once knew of an arab (friend of a friend) who took three wives. He imagined three times the sex but it mentally scarred him having so many women. In the end he had to buy three houses, when one wife hurts his head too much he would go to the next house. The moral being, three women was three times the head trauma.

>>34611
>friendzone
Reminds me. Being friends with a grill is highly misunderstood on the chans. Grills rarely fuck strangers just like that, they usually need a dating app, or some party with booze/drugs to do that. So in other circumstances, in the everyday life, they seek someone in their social circles whom they like for some reason, so being friend with them is one major way to get in their pants. Skirts. If one is seen by a grill as friend that bloke is thought to be a person whom that grill enjoys to be with. So a potential sex partner. But when a grill thinks as a friend of a dude, that dude shouldn't stay around waiting that maybe his turn comes next, that's the worst thing to do, either he has to make a move, or make friends with other grills (he should anyway) and make a move on another.

Perhaps other bernds here would enjoy having a gf

>>39782
Or maybe not

>>39782
It sounds annoying.

>>48676
Depends.
Some think they are the greatest blessing a man can have while they are nothing but a problem to solve, or even a chain of problems.
Others just lift you up. Some even in literal sense...

I'd love too but im starting to think im magnet for bad women.

>>48683
It's too much work and I don't like dealing with people, I just want to do my own thing. It's why I don't have a dog either, I would like a dog, but then you have to train them, take them for walks, groom them, feed them etc and it's just too much work.

>>48691
>dog, but then you have to train them, take them for walks, groom them, feed them etc
Basically that's the point of having the dog, to do those activities. Otherwise get a plushy instead.

>>26858

I cannot upvote your thread. What do?

>>50326
Make sure to smash the like button harder. Anyway, now that you posted, lean back and wait for the gf to appear.
Reminds me there was this website with a red button in the middle of the page and could only press it.

>>50326
>I cannot upvote your thread. What do?

u gotta click on that little button on the side bernd

>>50327
ebaum's world?

>>50355
No. Maybe ebaums has such. But no.