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>kuzzy is dead cuz nothing happens
>people complain
>some nigga makes a thread or something about a meetup
>it blows up and becomes hugely successful
>something goes wrong or petty drama happens, derailed
>it dies down
>kuzzy is dead cuz nothing happens
the cycle repeats
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kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 21:58 [Preview] No.16841 del
So it's time you start begging, because three things are clear.

We're back.

We survive.

And we're stronger than ever.


kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.16842 del
>>16840
>>16841
quotes been real quiet since this dropped


kuzzyboil 06/20/2026 (Sat) 01:33 [Preview] No.16844 del
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>Heh, Quote...if you're here...I don't think you can even fathom the storm that's brewing on the horizon. A year ago, you —— yes, you —— sent an automated army of evil to ruin our fun —— to rain on our parade.

>We, thekuzzy.win, were an upcoming success story, with a dedicated fanbase and a compelling culture. And who is Quote? A heartless monster running a cybercrime operation.


kuzzyboil 06/20/2026 (Sat) 01:37 [Preview] No.16845 del
>>16844
diddy ass nigga watching cartoons in the big 26


kuzzyboil 06/20/2026 (Sat) 04:26 [Preview] No.16846 del
>>16845
yes i do this by the way my name is ernest khalinov idk if it matters



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imma wait for the imageboard im not joining any discords lil bro
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kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 15:26 [Preview] No.16825 del
>I call them dinergoths: what you get when economic mobility dies, suburbs become psychic deserts, and Discord becomes more real than your cul-de-sac… Dinergothdom exists as both a concentrated archetype and a mass-cultural wave. The dinergoth core is the pierced-up, gender-fluid Amazon warehouse worker who streams on Twitch, writes fanfiction, wears a furry tail to raves, runs an OnlyFans, and dreams of voice acting while working nights at the fulfillment center.


kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 19:17 [Preview] No.16836 del
nunukuz here
>im not joining any discords lil bro
aryan btw


kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 20:38 [Preview] No.16837 del
nununukuz here
ignore the faggot above


kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.16838 del
nunununukuz here
ignore the tranny above


kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 23:21 [Preview] No.16843 del
nununununukuz here
i shat myself



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send zellig toilet
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kuzzyboil 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.14268 del
>>14265
not saying it isn't funny albeit


kuzzyboil 04/10/2026 (Fri) 04:26 [Preview] No.14272 del
>>14256
wow this sucks i didn't know what i expected


kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:32 [Preview] No.16832 del
let me post fucking image faggot board


kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:33 [Preview] No.16833 del
let me fucking fuckign post nigger images


kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 17:39 [Preview] No.16834 del
let me fucking post iamges bitch nigga



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THE FIGHT IS STILL NOT OVER kuzzyboil 01/06/2026 (Tue) 18:44 [Preview] No. 12387 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
We are willing to fight and die for Kuz, the great helmsman, the General Secretary of the Kolyma Network and hero of the Soviet Union. Everything we have done is leading up to this point. We will control 4chan, not just /qa/ but all of 4chan. You brought this on yourself botting our site, and now you must suffer the consequences. Jannies won't save you, and neither will Soot (he's with us 'kuzists after all). We are coming. Long live the kuzzy. Long live the Kolyma Network. LONG LIVE GENERAL SECRETARY KUZ!
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kuzzyboil 02/11/2026 (Wed) 20:20 [Preview] No.13694 del
im afraid it is


kuzzyboil 04/18/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.14587 del
Rise Kuz


kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.16822 del
bumo


kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:32 [Preview] No.16830 del
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Kek vocês gringos não tem um chan enquanto a gente tinha 7 na jorgedivisão


kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 16:37 [Preview] No.16831 del
>>16830
leave us alone bro it's been more than a year



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niggas have actually gone senile if they think kuzzy 3.0 is going to work in our current situation
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kuzzyboil 06/18/2026 (Thu) 23:44 [Preview] No.16807 del
>Kuzzy 3.0
kuzzy 1.0: 2025 april fools event
kuzzy 2.0: thekuzzy.win imageboard
kuzzy 3.0: shemmy /kgs/
kuzzy 4.0: shemmy main board after kgs deleted
kuzzy 5.0: endchan.org/kuzzy/
kuzzy 6.0: the nu thekuzzy.win after nukuz returned
kuzzy 7.0: endchan.org/kuzzy/ after nukuz left again


kuzzyboil 06/18/2026 (Thu) 23:45 [Preview] No.16809 del
>>16807
kuzzy 8.0: nunukuz makes schan and is set to 2 weeks


kuzzyboil 06/18/2026 (Thu) 23:52 [Preview] No.16810 del
>>16807
why do kuzzyshits keep trying


kuzzyboil 06/18/2026 (Thu) 23:56 [Preview] No.16811 del
>>16810
because we need the Kuzzy back


kuzzyboil 06/19/2026 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.16812 del
>>16811
trvth



this is SNCA but kuzzy domain might expire today or tomorrow
my friends gonna buy it MAYBE.
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kuzzyboil 06/18/2026 (Thu) 18:01 [Preview] No.16725 del
>>16724
op here, no need to compete. just get a non moraled host and that's it


kuzzyboil 06/18/2026 (Thu) 18:09 [Preview] No.16726 del
>>16725
ah okay, sorry bud. wanna be a mod?


kuzzyboil 06/18/2026 (Thu) 18:21 [Preview] No.16727 del
>>16726
sure
also join the kuzist retirement home


kuzzyboil 06/18/2026 (Thu) 18:41 [Preview] No.16739 del
>>16726
u online broski?


kuzzyboil 06/18/2026 (Thu) 18:55 [Preview] No.16740 del
ew snca



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when this is all over can we like have a retirement home GC or something so we still get to see each other from time to time
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kuzzyboil 06/18/2026 (Thu) 01:44 [Preview] No.16713 del
>>16710
to btfo swinnycucks


kuzzyboil 06/18/2026 (Thu) 03:28 [Preview] No.16718 del
>>16716
how do i get a burner telegram account i dont wanna share my number


kuzzyboil 06/18/2026 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.16719 del
>>16718
use smspool


kuzzyboil 06/18/2026 (Thu) 04:23 [Preview] No.16720 del
>>16719
you can also js hide your phone number



What is the worst part about the modern soysphere
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kuzzyboil 06/16/2026 (Tue) 19:47 [Preview] No.16666 del
>>16662
There's still some fun community-ran events, like Ms. & Mr. /co/, King & Queen of /v/, the 4chud cup (remember when Froot tried and failed to copy it?) or the /v/GA's, but yeah, it's getting pretty grim. The captcha's fine doe, better than the text one, and way better than the old Jewgle one, that one was absolutely atrocious (clicking on extremely slowly fading out pedestrian crossings only to get an error anyways, jejjjjj).
For me, the biggest problems are the filesize limit still being 4 MB on most boards (2 [two] on /b/, atrocious) and noraidz (2025 April Fools proved 4cacas still can muster up a raid, mods decided to not be total nigs for once and let us raid Habbo for the occasion, we did all the classic shit like the swastika formation and occupied the server for a good couple of hours, 1st of April '25 was a really fun day on both 4chan and the sharty).


kuzzyboil 06/16/2026 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.16667 del
>cool webm threads of my own interest on /wsg/
sus


kuzzyboil 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:14 [Preview] No.16687 del
>>16666
>satanic get
yeah its also pretty fucking grim how 4cuck has more community driven oc than the soyjak.farty
froot tried to make fnac but that never got released on steam
then also a soyjak racing game? lool
the last good one was kolyma april fools after that the april fools was just quote testing his vibe coded imageboard and the only thing nusois care about is virtuel signaling against le evil braniggers foodist pedos and namefag drama


kuzzyboil 06/17/2026 (Wed) 06:01 [Preview] No.16692 del
>>16666
wait wtf i didn't know 4chan allowed raids on their aprils fools


kuzzyboil 06/17/2026 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.16704 del
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>>16692
This was, sadly, just an exception.



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>me in 2062 when the radical moralchad liberation front is about to pulverize me after i've managed to hide from them in the last 3 months for the crime of having an intrusive thought about having sex with a 20 year old whilst i was sleeping (the age of consent is 35 YIKES!) which was intercepted then through neuralink so i just accept my fate but then suddenly remember all the times i had in that one imageboard which was like a soyjak splinter but everyone was obsessed over some russian guy and wanted to have sex with him and they were also failtrolls and hated the sharty and rules and there was this guy named glup who was really funny too and bobody idk so you start smiling and tears rush down from your eyes and you die lol
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kuzzyboil 06/07/2026 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.16581 del
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first thing im doing after dying (if theres an afterlife) is meeting up with all of you because you're all my brothers and kin and i love you


kuzzyboil 06/08/2026 (Mon) 12:47 [Preview] No.16602 del
>>16581
will we have hot steam sex?


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 17:29 [Preview] No.16622 del
>>16602
maybe


kuzzyboil 06/17/2026 (Wed) 00:56 [Preview] No.16679 del
>>16581
Aint no way you're so lonely we're the only people you care fan about


kuzzyboil 06/17/2026 (Wed) 05:43 [Preview] No.16689 del
>>16679
ok maybe splintercucks too



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What would have 2020-2022 or older oldfags thought of the current sharty especially the moralfagging
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kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 08:02 [Preview] No.16608 del
>>16607
Soibabas act like irl soyboys now


kuzzyboil 06/09/2026 (Tue) 12:09 [Preview] No.16610 del
>>16607
>everyone is a muhfuggen degenerate
oh im a swinnyfail


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kuzzyboil 06/17/2026 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.16681 del
>>16607
I think it was inevitable. Soyteens of 2022 and 2023 never thought it would last forever. I personally savored my time on the site. I had self-awareness and didn't want to end up like a decrepit 4chan oldfag. But man, nostalgia stings.


kuzzyboil 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:07 [Preview] No.16686 del
>>16681
yeah i was always nice to newgods because i was one however
shardee became more sterilized and was quickly overrun by actual faggots




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