04/29/2020 (Wed) 22:56:08
Come on now.. Stop and take a look at yourselves NEETs, This whole being mean to nuro has to go on hold while he recuperates.
Lets look at it this way:
A popular NEET well prolific really
has an accident. lets look at the roots of nuro's accident shall we. He ostensibly fell off his bike while being intoxicated, this is a regular habit with nuro and has caused him to have accidents before, you will recall the poor chink uber driver that nuro hit last year. Nuro was pissed then too and couldnt control his bike when the driver made a minor course change into his path.
He is found unconscious and helpless on the road and has to be helped to hospital by the ambulance Naturally the ambos will be trying to find out what is wrong with nuro and why would a young fit male suddenly drop onto the pavement, clearly something is not normal so they go through his pockets and find some cruddy pills out of regular branded blister packets. Literally mong tier mystery drugz likely providence is scum tier chink chem labs, likely ingredients: rat shit. This discovery is now part of Nuros permanent medical record.
Rushed to hospital in a semi comatose state, poor nuro has to endure intubation and gastric lavage how grody for the poor ER staff. I mean you would smell the cheap goon on his breath and in the back of your mind you would be thinking that here you have a dropper out of the movie "outbreak", i mean if someone is mong enough to take dodgy off prescription drugs then who knows what other risk taking activities he gets up to.
Nuro's nice bike that he showed us before his unfortunate accident is maybe crashed maybe missing and poor nuro is no doubt worried about this when he wakes up. as soon as nuro becomes conscious he would be whinging about all his nice toys because we know how attached to this shit he is
No one understands nuro is experienced with drugs and this was a one in a million incident and nothing more than a stroke of foul luck. all the nurses and doctors now know that he is a mong druggo and will be treating him with the contempt he deserves, The ED is a very stressful place to work in with people coming in with real complaints that are not of their own making and risk takers like nuro are the bane of their existance. His medical notes will make this perfectly clear to the experienced reader.
Nuro gets taken up to the ward to meet the medical doctors who will decide his treatment and has a chance to shout out to his friends on ausneets. the ward doctors will be on late afternoon shift and will not give two shits about nuro as long as he doesnt flake again. The nurses will at best see nuro as a bit of light relief and be ready to pump naloxone into nuro at the slightest hint of him looking relaxed.
his mean friends laugh at his unfortunate bad luck online, and add insult to injury his precious iphone is cracked and getting low on batteries . Nuro knows he was posting about taking some drugs he found online but we have to look past this, i mean it could have happened to any of usHow the hell does nuro unironically post his predicament without the inevitiable backlash, i mean he was telling us we were all jelly that he found drugs in the gutter and instantly took them. this is on record, Nuro has kind of a superpower that he has no shame, and will never reflect on his idiocy and never improve
, Nuro is suffering now and worried about his bike, we should all stand behind nuro and pray for his recovery. Nuro should be worried, The doctors that come on in the morning will be rolling their eyes and perhaps speculating as to the providence of the drugs. some health care professional cunt could have even called the pigs about the dodgy drugs. nuro will be need to tell all kinds of stores about where he got them from, it is just within possible actality that he will tell one of the nice nurses the truth ( you know how he runs at the mouth) if he does this the nice nurse will write in his medical notes what nuro said.
Poor nuro deserves the best of care from the health care system,