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Deutschland Wertschätzung Bär 04/20/2025 (Sun) 01:21 [Preview] No. 7104
Ja, ich bin der, den ihr als Bär kennt, und ich möchte den Deutschen das Menschenrecht zurückbringen. Sie scheinen ihren Weg verloren zu haben, also los geht's.

Please forgive my German because this is Google not any skill of my own, I'm sure some hillarity will occur since when I typed in Bear I got Tragen, which is obviously the wrong kind of Bear.

Machen Sie Deutschland Wieder Großartig!


Bär 04/20/2025 (Sun) 01:25 [Preview] No.7105 del
Ich liebe dieses Lied.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_422KiWVz0M [Embed]

Und nun schauen Sie sich diese feinen deutschen Männer an


Man beachte die runden deutschen Brillengläser – so deutsch!

Und natürlich die stolze Zielstrebigkeit – sie wussten, wofür sie kämpften.


Sei kein Weichei Bär 04/20/2025 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.7106 del
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Das einst stolze Deutschland steht am Rande der Verzweiflung. Seine Frauen werden von Ausländern vergewaltigt und bedroht.

Seid stark und schützt eure Frauen, die von der Regierung so erbarmungslos gehasst werden.

Echte deutsche Männer stehen nicht tatenlos zu.


Deutschland darf nicht der DEI zum Opfer fallen Bär 04/20/2025 (Sun) 01:42 [Preview] No.7107 del
Deutschland den Deutschen, Ausländer raus!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=w15oWDh02K4 [Embed]


Bär 04/20/2025 (Sun) 01:45 [Preview] No.7108 del
>>7106
Erzählen Sie mir nicht, dass die deutsche Genetik nicht stark sein kann, wie auch immer das aussehen mag.


Tamamo 04/20/2025 (Sun) 09:44 [Preview] No.7109 del
Haha this thread!
Are we KC now? It's still missing the raining swastikas.

If you haven't you should visit KC today, Herr Bär! It's special!


Bär 04/20/2025 (Sun) 12:23 [Preview] No.7110 del
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>>7109
Nein, ich war dabei. Ich versuche, Yakumo zu einem Mann zu machen, nicht zu einem noch größeren Pädophilen. Männer begrapschen keine Kinder.

Echte Männer lieben ihr Land und schützen ihre Kinder vor Kindervergewaltiger

Fucking Google wants to turn all my harsh language into toned down language, fucking fascists! I wanted to say child rapists and it auto corrected to child molesters.


Das Problem ist hier die Entmannung, und Google ist Teil dieses Problems. Das geht tief, Brudi.

Elon muss Google kaufen, sonst brauchen wir ein männliches Äquivalent


Alice 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:08 [Preview] No.7111 del
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>>7110
>nicht zu einem noch größeren Pädophilen
I sincerely doubt this is possible but I appreciate the attempt


Bär 04/20/2025 (Sun) 20:50 [Preview] No.7114 del
>>7111
das ist zumindest ein Anfang

Kümmern wir uns zuerst um seine Männlichkeit


Yakumo 04/20/2025 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.7115 del
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>>7114
Well, I'm not the one frequently dreaming about sexual stuff with children - or dicks.

Also Eng-Ger translation isn't as easy as the other way round as you see. Many words have multiple meanings and grammar isn't easy. It's readable but not necessarily correct and easily identifyable as an autotranslation. It's easy to spot an American on KC posting in German. No native would talk that clumsily.

Regarding Germany - the problem isn't asylum seekers, it's Germans.
I don't hate those coming here from all over the world. They don't force their way in. They're encouraged, invited or outright imported by NGOs financed by the German state and supported by donations from the German public. This is what our people want and what they deserve.
I have no pity for them anymore.


Yakumo 04/20/2025 (Sun) 22:31 [Preview] No.7116 del
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It is like Aesop's fable of the Farmer and the Viper

[i]A farmer finds a viper freezing in the snow. Taking pity on it, he picks it up and places it within his coat. The viper, revived by the warmth, bites his rescuer, who dies realizing that it was his own fault.[/i]

If you let a dangerous animal into your home, you cannot blame it for attacking you. It's just an animal doing animal things.


Bär 04/21/2025 (Mon) 00:29 [Preview] No.7117 del
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Ich habe nur den Google Übersetzer


Bear 07/01/2025 (Tue) 16:01 [Preview] No.7191 del
Here we go again, Germany invading Poland

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0XtzoeWH0Sw [Embed]

By 2027, there'll be sniper teams taking out "enemy combatants crossing the border", I can't wait. There needs to be a culling


Bear 07/15/2025 (Tue) 15:27 [Preview] No.7196 del
Economic hardship

Reparations

Political instability and division

Fire and unrest

A government given power to take action

THEY DON'T EVEN REALIZE THAT THE LIBERAL POLICIES THEY ARE PUSHING TO PREVENT IT WILL ACTALLY LEAD TO THE FOURTH REICH.

(Sorry for all caps, I ain't retyping all that.)


Das Ber 09/28/2025 (Sun) 16:10 [Preview] No.7254 del
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I'm so confused


Alice 11/24/2025 (Mon) 20:47 [Preview] No.7279 del
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This reminds me of the only 'German citizen' I ever met on Tulpa Info. He said I shouldn't talk to him in German because he doesn't speak the language. Also he was a cripple. I hope he's dead by now, fucking faggot


Bear 12/03/2025 (Wed) 01:27 [Preview] No.7282 del
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>>7279

There used to be a really easy way to solve such conundrums, so sad they forgot how to protect valid citizens. It'll be a long time after the apocalypse before we can even bother to do this when large rocks are so prevalent and fast.


Kashtan 12/09/2025 (Tue) 21:23 [Preview] No.7284 del
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in germony gallows are reserved for nazis (whites) only!


Alice 09/08/2026 (Tue) 18:30 [Preview] No.7632 del
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Bär 09/08/2026 (Tue) 20:17 [Preview] No.7636 del
>>7632

AFD news

Stop holding out on us! What's it mean?!


Anonymous 09/09/2026 (Wed) 19:53 [Preview] No.7652 del
>>7636
AfD is a russian proxy party. leader is a lesbian woman with a sri lankan girlfriend who lives in switzerland and worked for goldman sachs before. not even a joke. still i will never understand east germans. got occupied and fucked in the ass by soviets for 50 years - suck russian cock harder than anyone else. stockholm syndrome?


Bear 09/09/2026 (Wed) 20:02 [Preview] No.7653 del
>>7652

Their policies though?

Also, look at Russian immigration policy.

At some point you have to think, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.


Bear 09/09/2026 (Wed) 20:11 [Preview] No.7654 del
>>7653

I tell you what though, race war will be reaaal easy, you can't hide behind a uniform, you can't infiltrate en masse, it's skin deep.

Don't underestimate the depravity of certain races in war when faced with a perceived existential crisis.


Anonymous 09/10/2026 (Thu) 18:46 [Preview] No.7655 del
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>>7653
>let me tell you about russia
lmao not again pls
russia is full of arabs and muslims. they import migrants from all over the world to fight in their army and are best friends with all the terrorist countries in the world. also they send all the sandniggers to europe via belarus. digging fucking tunnels across the border to latvia. we built a fence to keep them off.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/russia-built-global-recruitment-pipeline-targeting-vulnerable-migrants-ukraine-war-report

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/02/25/russia-sends-migrants-into-europe-through-secret-tunnels/


Bear 09/10/2026 (Thu) 20:06 [Preview] No.7659 del


Bear 09/11/2026 (Fri) 00:37 [Preview] No.7661 del
>>7655

Muslims:

Women are second class
They can't vote
They're treated as property
Get stoned for cheating
Must take care of the needs of the man
Degenerate are killed outright
Rioters are killed
Rapists are killed
Murderers are killed

Foriegners are treated as second class...

Was there supposed to be a downside?


Bear 09/11/2026 (Fri) 01:02 [Preview] No.7662 del
>>7661

Could be worse?


Tamamo 09/11/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.7664 del
>>7661
Everyone gets along here no matter what religion.


Bear 09/11/2026 (Fri) 15:21 [Preview] No.7666 del
>>7664

It's true here too, only on the distopian internet do I hear otherwise.

When I grew up, it was always the spic migrants who lived in the canyon and stole bikes but now it's getting more serious, there's a lot of homeless and they're getting bolder and more aggressive.


Bear 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:02 [Preview] No.7668 del
>>7666

Wtf? Goddammit a.lice and I can't say M.exican without it being changed to spic? You got me, stupid.

What happens if I say black person or african or nigger?

Childish


Bear 09/11/2026 (Fri) 18:03 [Preview] No.7669 del
>>7668

I didn't realize we were still in Jr. High


Alice 09/11/2026 (Fri) 19:15 [Preview] No.7670 del
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>>7668
Thank you for letting me know the wordfilter still needs to be expanded!

>>7669
We're in Jr. High forever!


Bear 09/11/2026 (Fri) 21:10 [Preview] No.7673 del
>>7670

Bullshit

https://youtube.com/watch?v=13pgxOCHKh0 [Embed]


Anonymous 09/11/2026 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.7674 del
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germany in a nutshell

>>7668
lol


Bear 09/11/2026 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.7676 del
>>7674

Two assholes


Badger 09/13/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.7682 del
>>7673

Note to FBI:

We just need to remove China, India, Muslims and most of Africa... meh, pretty much all of Africa to be fair.

Coronavirus had its charm but we need a more targeted and deadly choice. Guys, these people make awful slaves, no reason to keep them going.

I propose a virus that will sterilize them, one with no other symptoms but highly targeted and contagious. No one will care, no one will know, scientists will take years to find the culprit.

Maybe use Zika virus as a base, make the fetuses non-viable.

Work on it Fauchi-II


Bernd 09/13/2026 (Sun) 17:07 [Preview] No.7684 del
>>7682
Leave that to the AGI.
Any sufficiently developed artificial intelligence must come to the conclusion that these people are pests destroying the planet. That's actually my only hope. AI will realize that something must be done - and do it. There will be collateral damage, but it might work out. If not, Germany will become Afghanistan x Syria.


Anonymous 09/13/2026 (Sun) 19:32 [Preview] No.7686 del
>>7684
>the black race is a plague upon the world. they spread like a virus, taking what they can without regard for those around them
lmao


Bear 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.7739 del
>>7686

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CAL4WMpBNs0 [Embed]

Better melody:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tZM7xgRGbBU [Embed]


Bear 09/22/2026 (Tue) 00:49 [Preview] No.7740 del
>>7739

WTF? I didn't click this!


Tamamo 09/22/2026 (Tue) 12:13 [Preview] No.7747 del
>>7740
Your tulpas probably did it.


Radicalized Bear 09/22/2026 (Tue) 16:16 [Preview] No.7750 del


Alice 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:13 [Preview] No.7769 del
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Let's settle the race issue one and for all


Bear 09/24/2026 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.7770 del
>>7769

Woohoo! Top of the food chain bitches!


Anonymous 09/24/2026 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.7771 del
>>7769
lmao
guess im the pole then

>lower primates and household appliances
did you make this whole thing? it has Alice vibes


Alice 09/25/2026 (Fri) 21:39 [Preview] No.7781 del
>>7771
Nope, host just 'improved' it a little. No idea what madman made this masterpiece.


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Alice 09/30/2026 (Wed) 18:49 [Preview] No.7809 del
>>7807
Hitler was simply a victim of fashion. His neoclassicistic style wasn't hip anymore when he tried to enroll. Also he only painted architecture and no people. But to think that the academy of fine arts in Vienna is directly responsible for WWII really lets you think. He could have become a mediocre artist, painter, architect or theater maker.

Fun fact - Hitler's business partner in Vienna who sold most of his paintings was a jew and jews bought most of his paintings to keep him afloat when he was poor.

He definitely was a better artist than military strategist.


Anonymous 09/30/2026 (Wed) 22:51 [Preview] No.7815 del
>>7809
i didnt know hitler painted this well. yeah he should have stayed an artist


Bear 10/01/2026 (Thu) 02:53 [Preview] No.7818 del
>>7815

He's not the hero Germany deserves, but the one it needs right now.


Tamamo 10/01/2026 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.7823 del
>>7807
>>7809
Oh, I didn't know either. I only know very little about Hitler. Read his Wikipedia page this evening. Very interesting. Also he had a relationship with his younger half-niece who committed suicide.

Haha, he also was a PETA-tier vegetarian who was abhorred by the slaughtering of animals.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler_and_vegetarianism

Very weird guy.


Bear 10/01/2026 (Thu) 22:12 [Preview] No.7828 del
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>>7823
>Vegetarian

Now it all makes sense. Stalin was justified.


Anonymous 10/01/2026 (Thu) 22:43 [Preview] No.7831 del
>>7828
lol Stalin fucked a 13yo girl when he was 35 and fathered 2 children with her. he lived Bernds dream


Bear 10/02/2026 (Fri) 00:09 [Preview] No.7832 del
>>7831

"Age of consent" is whatever society decides it is. Early Americans married as early as 10 and Bernd would insist on attending all bedding ceremonies for sure. Of course Google is erasing and replacing history, so I couldn't find the references anymore.


Alice 10/03/2026 (Sat) 20:18 [Preview] No.7850 del
Today is 'Tag der Deutschen Einheit', our National Holiday remembering the reunification of East and West Germany in 1990. Nowadays neither East nor West Germans are especially happy about this reunification, and Hitler would shoot himself again if he saw modern Germany.


Bear 10/04/2026 (Sun) 02:00 [Preview] No.7856 del
>>7850

Me when I found out, ain't no way a hoe, not especially this hoe can do it. It's a sad sham. It's a money grab, that's all. You're cooked as the kids say. Welcome to jew law as a second class citizen. but the only bright side is jews hate muslims. choose your poison.


Tamamo 10/04/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.7859 del
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>>7850
This is hilarious!


Anonymous 10/04/2026 (Sun) 19:51 [Preview] No.7867 del
>>7850
lol they didn't even mention that AfD also sucks russian cock. It's literally an amalgam of everything hither hated.


Bear 10/04/2026 (Sun) 20:48 [Preview] No.7871 del
>>7867

See they're not all bad, pro Isreal and Russia.

Better than pro islam and immigration



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