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How 2 meet girl Anonymous 11/14/2024 (Thu) 01:20 [Preview] No. 113004 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
How do you meet cute nerd/alt girls irl?

Sorry to use this board for asking questions but I think it's a lot more practical than other imgboards these days. 4chan is basically dead and any real discussion has moved to altchans like this.

I live in a large US city. I'm mid 20s and I have pretty much been just trying to cold approach because I'm not originally from this city and I don't have a dedicated social circle, let alone one with women. I have been very good with first impressions but I consistently run into a recurring problem. After the girls realize I am actually not a mysterious vampire but literally just a nerd they get weirded out... Or at least I think that's what happened. I went on a study-date with a girl I had met by cold approach a few days earlier, she looked excited to see me. But I didn't know what to talk about so I just started talking about how I'm learning hacking and I started showing her cyberpunk image boards like Lainchan and I could literally hear her voice change from an excited girl to a babysitter who just found out the kid she's looking after is retarded :/

How do I go about meeting cute Internet subculture type altgirls irl or who live near me?
Where would they hang out? And if I were to create a discord server for my city or something how would I go about that to attract like minded people but not a complete sausage fest? I do not want to use dating apps because I know people just use them for hooking up and I want a real relationship.
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Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 11:43 [Preview] No.179961 del
>>179907
this trvke king


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 16:16 [Preview] No.179969 del
>>179911
If you sincerely can’t find a gf or you just want to get laid, I can promise you that I can make it happen. I’d even wager on it.
And I won’t have to pay a girl to do it.
I’m so confident that I don’t even need to see what you look like because I can’t coach you into saying the right shit.
You’ll literally know within an hour of talking online, if she’s eager to fuck you.


Anonymous 04/05/2026 (Sun) 22:09 [Preview] No.179979 del
>>113004
2 years late, but you fumbled that study-date interaction by starting to talk too much about your own interests. Women love to talk about themselves, it makes them feel understood and heard. Treat it as a playful interrogation, and don't be afraid to let awkward silences play out until she tries to break it. It also keeps you mysterious.

>nerd/alt girls
This is a masculine type, the sooner you let it go the better. Women tend to conform to current social norms, and her nerd/alt persona will start looking very normie the more you know her.

This >>113019 advice is both right and also shit. If your not a defective genetic freak or overweight, focus on obivous self-care shit like a good haircut, well-fitting clothes for your body type, and basic personal hygine. If you can't take care of the basic necessities for yourself, you probably wont do it for her in the long run and she can detect that, even subconsciously.

t. anon that is put together but too self conscious to ever cold approach anyone so nothing ever happens


Anonymous 09/09/2026 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.198066 del
>>179979
Not OP here, but is the whole talking too much about your interests really that bad? I've heard from dating coaches that if you are autistic, it's best to get into some hobby that can be interesting to women and just basically rant about that hobby the whole time.



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ciara rares jt 04/17/2025 (Thu) 17:02 [Preview] No. 133795 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
here i will be posting all the rares of ciara and i encourage you all to do the same
this is my fav pic of her ever thats my dj screw hoodie
i still wear it constantly
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Anonymous 08/23/2026 (Sun) 01:57 [Preview] No.196489 del
holy fucking esl


Anonymous 09/08/2026 (Tue) 18:40 [Preview] No.197934 del
anyonee got the video of Ciara talking in spanish? pls i would aprecciate it deeply


Anonymous 09/08/2026 (Tue) 18:59 [Preview] No.197938 del
>>197934
Why are you so intersted in that video in particular?


Anonymous 09/08/2026 (Tue) 19:01 [Preview] No.197939 del
>>197938
He wants to use it for his scam


Anonymous 09/09/2026 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.197997 del
>>197938
she said a phrase that is very particular to my country, "no tienen
agua no tiene luz son los villeros de lanus" meaning they got no lights, got no water, they are the "niggers" (not really an equivalent but close enough) of Lanus. I dunno its just very close to home and i always been a bit obssesed with her.



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Marky Thread #27 - Babby Edition Anonymous 08/03/2026 (Mon) 15:36 [Preview] No. 194248 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Marky is officially a mother. Inside sources say she is planning a return soon.

https://www.last.fm/user/carouselday
https://www.youtube.com/c/mirrr

IRL streams in 2021 + select videos from mirrr channel:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMOsuQlDDffWcAwsxiD1sRw

Previous: >>165710
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Anonymous 09/13/2026 (Sun) 20:51 [Preview] No.198693 del
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Watch it, Anon


Anonymous 09/14/2026 (Mon) 20:30 [Preview] No.198762 del
lmao dead thread


Anonymous 09/14/2026 (Mon) 21:23 [Preview] No.198763 del
>>198762
It's boring. All that's left is tracking which trannies marky is talking to now with the babydaddy mystery more of less solved.


Anonymous 09/15/2026 (Tue) 00:14 [Preview] No.198771 del
>>198763
>babydaddy mystery more of less solved.
who is the lucky young man


Anonymous 09/15/2026 (Tue) 01:10 [Preview] No.198775 del
>>198762
Well, there's nothing much to talk about since it's been established Marky has been sending me (not you) secret messages through her music playlists. Why bother with someone who isn't in love with you? Pack it up, Paki. I'm planning on meeting Marky pretty soon to consummate the marital bed and...frankly, there's no need for these threads any longer. It's been a good run, guys.



Anonymous 01/02/2026 (Fri) 23:54 [Preview] No. 168589 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
This low class white trash scottish whore, afchick, afhick88, afchick7319, affy, pukegirl, xxxBLACKEDxxxGIRLxxx, Vomitah, fentchick88, Sophie Iris Gilleece who is 08/08/2006, 19 years old turning 20 this year. She loves meeting up with brown men specifically paki men. She has this "friend" named future but hes actually her immigrant fuckbuddy. She hangouts in virus.ru/fagc and her discord username is physohis. If you're brown and in scotland or anywhere near you most likely have a chance with her.
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Anonymous 08/24/2026 (Mon) 03:54 [Preview] No.196658 del
>>183094
What are you basing that off?


Anonymous 09/01/2026 (Tue) 22:28 [Preview] No.197546 del
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>>196658
He was a campus security guard, now he works for Jet Nepstein. Sami told me he has a weak stroke game.


test test 09/07/2026 (Mon) 01:28 [Preview] No.197791 del
test


Anonymous 09/08/2026 (Tue) 12:29 [Preview] No.197908 del
>>195674
she's less fat now


Anonymous 09/08/2026 (Tue) 12:34 [Preview] No.197910 del
>>197908
Not really she still is a wide pig with a beer gut and triple chin



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What about this slut? (Kaymina or angeld0ll_ on tiktok) Anonymous 02/21/2026 (Sat) 03:30 [Preview] No. 174564 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
I managed to leak this sign from her
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Anonymous 09/06/2026 (Sun) 04:17 [Preview] No.197740 del
>>197739
I wasnt in love
I wanted to help boost her self esteem and help her be a proper e-girl under the guise that she was diagnosed with autism
The last time I did something like that was with a cute swede and I helped the girl get a boyfriend
But kkchan wasn't autistic, she had more symptoms associated with BPD which is a huge warning sign. Then she split on me. I don't see BPD people as human so I lost any respect i had for her. She never got popular cause she's boring and only dresses as a little girl to attract pedros


Anonymous 09/06/2026 (Sun) 21:42 [Preview] No.197771 del
>>197740
Every egirl dressed like a little girl at some point and it helped them get popular though


Anonymous 09/06/2026 (Sun) 22:26 [Preview] No.197775 del
>>197740
xbunnimimi?


Anonymous 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:23 [Preview] No.197810 del
>>197771
No, not really.
You're right that it's a common e-girl gimmick, but only the more low value e-girls do it (the ones who send nudes to everyone and get leaked) like Ki, Pukara, etc.
>>197775
You are asking for the name of the girl?
No, it's not her. The girl I'm talking about doesn't really browse these spaces.
In hindsight I should have dated her as she's the few stable girls i have talked with.


Anonymous 09/08/2026 (Tue) 12:32 [Preview] No.197909 del
she turned 18 >>197673



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agatha2 mu Anonymous 11/07/2021 (Sun) 14:08 [Preview] No. 5975 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Let's share all the music and playlists that make us think of any of the girls. I'll start with the obvious.
Ciara and The Smiths
https://youtube.com/watch?v=w3qPMe_cCJk [Embed]
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Anonymous 08/21/2026 (Fri) 18:22 [Preview] No.196307 del
What's up with ewhores and liking Neutral Milk Hotel
The music is mediocre and overrated why do they all pretend to like it? Same with performative eboys.


Anonymous 08/25/2026 (Tue) 19:56 [Preview] No.196881 del
>>6939
shooter was accurate af, egirls r getting worse everyday.


Anonymous 08/25/2026 (Tue) 20:51 [Preview] No.196887 del
>>196307
Makes you seem sophisticated


Anonymous 09/07/2026 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.197816 del
listening to riki rn :)


Anonymous 09/08/2026 (Tue) 03:38 [Preview] No.197897 del
>>197816
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K-jVxZ8kKvU [Embed]

Por Colon, por Colon.

Si los gringos de America murieran,
El Imperio volveria a reinar,
Correria la sangre del mal,
Como corren los rios al mar. (bis)

Por Colon, Por Colon,
Matare, matare a un gringo,
Vengare, vengare a mi America,
Con un traje de luces mingo. (bis)

En la lid como el Cid, embozar,
De Lavrador a Islas Sanson, fiel,

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Fauxre Thread Anonymous 07/13/2026 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No. 190799 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Previously /r9k/ self poster and tumblr girl now streams on twitch.

DDLG sugarbaby who sleeps with her viewers.
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Anonymous 09/01/2026 (Tue) 23:47 [Preview] No.197547 del
>>197481
>>197482
The public info page of her father does show addresses in San Diego and so does hers. My thought is that the family moved for a short while maybe because of work or something and she went to a school there for a short while. I agree with the joking theme as origin of the FB page, this is my theory as well. Matching the photos taken in what seems to look like a school's hallway, looking like she was quite the joker of the class.

The best way to verify is ask her on stream in Spanish about how it's hanging down there. Killing 2 birds with one stone I guess. You may know her irl but after all it's America. I don't trust video or pictures. They never landed on the moon and a sex change is as easy as going to mcdonalds.


Anonymous 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:38 [Preview] No.197566 del
She got those typical cluster B eyes/look tbh.
Even pumping and dumping her could be dangerous, if she somehow decides to ruin your shit.


Anonymous 09/03/2026 (Thu) 21:05 [Preview] No.197624 del
>>197566
Alright I can easily sketch a situation for you backed with some factual data. Let's take a closer look at some of her typical American genetic background, a cocktail of (one specific) European cultures:

14% Sicilian (100% lethality)
25% Polish (100% slav don't give a f)
16% German (100% neurotically perfected precision and thinking)
20% English (100% no self reflection / inability to take critisicm)
<10% French (100% arrogance)
<10% Irish (100% destructive)

Based on the above I've constructed a theoretical but likely scenario.

Something like this might unravel when amongst Morgan: One night you'll be stabbed to death in your sleep, while she nicks all your belongings and (most importantly) your money (and those pennies don't see the light of the next day), while before this she planned your death with military precision and caution, making it look like a suicide, getting away unscathed only stained with rumors and gossip. Fun fact: She planned this from the first day she met you.

Et Voilà.


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Anonymous 09/07/2026 (Mon) 23:07 [Preview] No.197876 del
>>197624
Weird bot.



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Anonymous 01/05/2023 (Thu) 18:05 [Preview] No. 18159 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
French-chan is the prettiest out of all e-girls and even mogs Marky or Sunny
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Anonymous 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:35 [Preview] No.197565 del
>>18159
she doesnt mog marky pal


Anonymous 09/03/2026 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.197610 del
>>197565
Mogs that jew whore that got her ass gaped by Sam Hyde to suicide


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Anonymous 09/04/2026 (Fri) 03:12 [Preview] No.197633 del
>>197610
Whatever you say Ki


Anonymous 09/07/2026 (Mon) 20:58 [Preview] No.197866 del
i wonder what french-chan is doing now. any of you simps still talk to her?



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Ellie fishtank thread Anonymous 04/19/2026 (Sun) 18:35 [Preview] No. 180933 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
Instagram: noided.e
tiktok: @smegmaoverlord
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Anonymous 07/30/2026 (Thu) 21:35 [Preview] No.194051 del
I wish more pictures of her smiling existed


Anonymous 08/13/2026 (Thu) 13:24 [Preview] No.195102 del
Betty apparently strangled herself so hard that she has permanent brain damage and talks with a stutter now. I wish she died, she deserves death more than Ellie. All of these fishtank girls are nutcases, but Ellie was fixable and actually attractive.


Anonymous 08/19/2026 (Wed) 02:05 [Preview] No.195901 del
Fuck Jet.


Anonymous 08/21/2026 (Fri) 12:49 [Preview] No.196278 del
Post her sister here


Anonymous 09/07/2026 (Mon) 16:43 [Preview] No.197831 del
Missing this chick ngl



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Lamb Thread #1 Anonymous 04/22/2025 (Tue) 22:52 [Preview] No. 135218 [Reply] [Last 50 Posts]
From (un)popular demand.

Twitter: https://x.com/basil_lisk_
Tumblr: https://mugiworm.tumblr.com/
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lamb>.< 09/01/2026 (Tue) 20:19 [Preview] No.197541 del
>>197539
lamb here.
it doesn't matter what you think, reggin; besides, beauty is subjective


Anonymous 09/02/2026 (Wed) 03:10 [Preview] No.197554 del
>>197541
Now you wanna say its subjective
You are ugly too
>>197532
You need to understand i wasn't the only one who hated her
Threatening and doxxing girls isn't cool if they haven't done anything to you


Anonymous 09/02/2026 (Wed) 11:49 [Preview] No.197567 del
>>197554
If the Interface Theory of Perception is true, beauty is subjective.


Anonymous 09/06/2026 (Sun) 23:29 [Preview] No.197782 del
>>197541

hiiii
hows mrow, are you still friends with her?


Anonymous 09/07/2026 (Mon) 07:50 [Preview] No.197812 del
bump




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