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NEET General #978 - Staircases Edition NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 14:47 [Preview] No. 1001493
Do you NEETs ever have difficulty navigating paradoxical and optical illusion staircases?

Old Thread: >>1000437


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NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.1001504 del
I linked the wrong thread on the last post of the last one. I am sorry NEETs.
The tiredness has me.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:02 [Preview] No.1001505 del
The links in the last post is pointing to the old thread OP.

>>1001500
I do think that happened.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:03 [Preview] No.1001506 del
>>1001505
Fix that link for us please Shibs. Blot out my shame.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:05 [Preview] No.1001507 del
>>1001505
>I do think that happened
If you actually look at the picture, he is loading the machine from the dirty hamper. If he were removing clothes he would be folding them and placing them neatly in a basket.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:07 [Preview] No.1001508 del
>>1001506
You stole my frog picture


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:11 [Preview] No.1001509 del
>>1001508
You should be honoured.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:18 [Preview] No.1001510 del
>>1001509
You have to license it with a Dan Murphy gift card.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:20 [Preview] No.1001511 del
>>1001502
>>1001504
How?


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:42 [Preview] No.1001512 del
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He's going to blossom today as it was posted yesterday.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:52 [Preview] No.1001513 del
>>1001512
What surgeries? What is the story?


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 20:57 [Preview] No.1001514 del
>>1001513
Probably getting a bussy tune up


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 21:02 [Preview] No.1001515 del
>>1001514
I wish I could afford one.


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>>1001513
>>1001514
The situation is cute


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 21:59 [Preview] No.1001517 del
🎼South bound and down
Shidding out my bumhole 🎵🎶


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 22:04 [Preview] No.1001518 del
Poos not coming out
Lack of alcohol has dried out me insides


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 22:13 [Preview] No.1001519 del
my lips are blue lol


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 22:28 [Preview] No.1001520 del
>>1001519
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.1001521 del
Losing two NEETs in one week is going to be too much for my heart.


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 23:09 [Preview] No.1001522 del
>>1001521
Might be three :(
Something in my house is making a really loud tinnitus sound or my tinnitus has gotten worse


NEET 05/21/2026 (Thu) 23:33 [Preview] No.1001525 del
>>1001524
fuck off you stupid cunt


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.1001527 del
>>1001522
😭


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 00:29 [Preview] No.1001528 del
>>1001521
I might be getting a job next week
another NEET down


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.1001529 del
>>1001528
Hope it goes your way. And I'm not being sarcastic. Keep posting though.


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Crazy neighbor arc plot thickens. Acquired this weed off her. 10k can you rate this weed? She says it’s bush grow, doesn’t know if it’s indica or sativa


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 02:09 [Preview] No.1001532 del
This fucking part time Australia Post delivery system (Tuesday/Thursday week 1, Monday/Wednesday/Friday week 2) means that because the prick came past yesterday they won't come past today with my transformer and I will have to wait until Monday. I know they've had it since 10pm last night.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 02:14 [Preview] No.1001533 del
>>1001532
I thought small packets etc still get delivered daily.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.1001534 del
>>1001533
nope, or at least not here


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 02:24 [Preview] No.1001535 del
I mean there's a chance its coming but didn't get scanned, but I highly doubt it


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 03:10 [Preview] No.1001537 del
These beans are good: https://dccoffee.com.au/products/the-duchess-strong-coffee-blend?variant=35598389739688
Got a 250g bag for $9 on special at Drakes Victor last weekend.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 03:45 [Preview] No.1001538 del
>>1001533
tracking just updated from friday 22/monday 25 to monday 25/tuesday 26
arseholes


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 03:47 [Preview] No.1001539 del
>>1001529
Got another call half an hour ago
looks like I will be getting a job
I will be a NEEToid
I will still post
I will draw a picture of my first day and post it for NEET


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 03:49 [Preview] No.1001540 del
>>1001530
indica bush
reasonable CBD content but negligible THC


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.1001541 del
>>1001539
congrats dude


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.1001542 del
>>1001539
>I will draw a picture of my first day
You are kind. Thank you and good luck.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 03:50 [Preview] No.1001543 del
>>1001540
hence them giving it away


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:01 [Preview] No.1001544 del
>>1001530
What the fuck are they putting gore on cig packets now? I am against smoking but this shit is too much. Source some illegal tobacco products going forward please.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:02 [Preview] No.1001545 del
>>1001544
they've been doing it for a decade or more haven't they?


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Bought this to stop the rot when i mount spars in the ground like posts. Even putting pegs in will do well with this product. Got a email from agie bitching that I replaced the bathroom fan without telling them. They want to send a chud to do it next time. They must be ass cancer to deal with for the owners too.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.1001547 del
>>1001546
>that I replaced the bathroom fan
Do you need a liocence for electrical work in your state or was it a plug in the wall one?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:10 [Preview] No.1001548 del
>>1001547
yes, he's basically invalidated lando's house insurance lol


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.1001549 del
>>1001547
I plugged it in to the socket but the socket was in the roof space. Should I take photos of that an show the fucking cunts?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.1001550 del
>>1001539
Well done neet.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:19 [Preview] No.1001551 del
>>1001537
Well beaned


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.1001552 del
>>1001549
might help
you didn't break the law in that case


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.1001553 del
Five wagies sacked today. None really did anything it was just a routine cull of people bossman no longer got cenno for hiring. Poor mongs, it'll just keep happening to them.

Might quit as well and bring deckchairs and we can all just smoke choof on the nature strip and demoralise the remaining wagies


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:31 [Preview] No.1001554 del
>>1001553
It's interesting watching the sudden (and short lived) productivity spike when a handful of wagies get made redundant. The ARTC jeets who would normally spend half the day outside on their phone to India would spend the next couple of weeks more or less at their desks.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 04:35 [Preview] No.1001555 del
>>1001554
of course it was only ever Whites who got the boot


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:01 [Preview] No.1001556 del
>>1001554
Is CIP, the only reason they do it is to put pressure on everyone else. Can't blame the mongs.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:04 [Preview] No.1001557 del
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Goon Afternoon NEETs

Surf is pumping and I am vibing.

OOOOOOH YEEEEEEEERAHHH


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:05 [Preview] No.1001558 del
>>1001557
Nuro now my mike goes wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud wud and erk eek erk eek erk eek, is it gonna break in half when im going down a hill or something? Help!


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:06 [Preview] No.1001559 del
>>1001557
Imagine being away from the roaring forties


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:07 [Preview] No.1001560 del
>>1001557
Based. Is it takeaway friday?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:08 [Preview] No.1001561 del
>>1001557
based


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:11 [Preview] No.1001562 del
>>1001557
nuro have you ever heard of mephedrone? Its like MDMA but with way more addiction potential. The russians on cruisey's blog board want to sell it to me.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:16 [Preview] No.1001563 del
>>1001562
Nuro doesnt do synthetics, retard.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:18 [Preview] No.1001564 del
>>1001558
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.1001565 del
>>1001564
I'll turn (You) off


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:30 [Preview] No.1001566 del
>>1001558
Is this a BMX?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:31 [Preview] No.1001567 del
sliced up my face shaving
hands aren't particularly steady


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:46 [Preview] No.1001568 del
>>1001544
That's what they gave it to me in


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:56 [Preview] No.1001569 del
weed makes people echo and they get remixed in my head


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 05:57 [Preview] No.1001570 del
oh um if a payment on dark matter says rejected / not paid does that mean they're a scammer?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.1001571 del
>>1001557
Dude has a furry mask on?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.1001572 del
400lb sheboon pulling bins into vacant neighbour property 😞


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:31 [Preview] No.1001573 del
>>1001572
She's making NEET compound.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:36 [Preview] No.1001574 del
fucking hate what has become of this country


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.1001575 del
I wonder how many White people who applied for that rental are sleeping in a car or tent this weekend.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 06:58 [Preview] No.1001576 del
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Christ these cunts are useless..


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:00 [Preview] No.1001577 del
>>1001572
what race?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.1001578 del
Thai, alcohol and anime for tonight


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.1001579 del
>>1001577
>what race
>sheboon
Ffs...


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.1001580 del
>>1001577
Sheboon as in female baboon as in nigger. I don't know what specific shithole the size of Tasmania in Africa it hails from.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:02 [Preview] No.1001581 del
>>1001576
Have patience


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:03 [Preview] No.1001582 del
>>1001576
Well they are busy at least.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.1001583 del
>>1001581
Why would they deliver it 99% of the way and then send it back to Adelaide Airport? How does that make any sense with regard to logistics or resourcing?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:04 [Preview] No.1001584 del
>>1001583
I'm not the person to ask


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:06 [Preview] No.1001585 del
>>1001577
Any proper racist would be able to tell a sudo from a bantu


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:08 [Preview] No.1001586 del
>>1001585
We'll find out when there's an incident and 7News are here.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:09 [Preview] No.1001587 del
>>1001586
actually you won't
that would just be reported as "youth"


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.1001588 del
>>1001553
Good luck NEET.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:17 [Preview] No.1001589 del
>>1001557
Based.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.1001590 del
>>1001574
We need MonkAI soon.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.1001591 del
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NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:18 [Preview] No.1001592 del
>>1001576
It's going on a holiday.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.1001593 del
>>1001580
>specific shithole the size of Tasmania
Isn't that where TiffRS lives?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:19 [Preview] No.1001594 del
>>1001585
>sudo
Isn't that a linux command?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:20 [Preview] No.1001595 del
>>1001593
paddled there in his canoe from timbuktoo


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.1001596 del
>>1001594
Sounds racist.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:27 [Preview] No.1001597 del
>>1001594
yeah it is
sudo rm -rf /


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.1001598 del
>>1001597
rm -rf sudo


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:29 [Preview] No.1001599 del
kill -9 sudo


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:31 [Preview] No.1001600 del
>>1001598
kek


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.1001601 del
>>1001598
that isnt possible nigga
>i use arch btw


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.1001602 del
I like this alt tag on the news.com.au website
>alt="Andrew splash hehehehehe ehe ehehe eh e hee he"

For this story
>New Andrew bombshell, cops probe claims of sexual misconduct, fraud and corruption
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/new-andrew-bombshell-cops-probe-claims-of-sexual-misconduct-fraud-and-corruption/news-story/5f9299a93d6e6b6cb79f1a8f9424820c


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:36 [Preview] No.1001603 del
>>1001601
>that isnt possible nigga
I thought they updated your country name to Türkiye tbh


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:38 [Preview] No.1001604 del
>>1001603
they did but the internet still uses "turkey" we are turkiye


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.1001605 del
>>1001601
Don't lecture me about bleep bloop shit


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:39 [Preview] No.1001606 del
>>1001604
you're a fucking roach


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Preaching to the converted


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>>1001606
>gallipoli


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:41 [Preview] No.1001609 del
>>1001606
im more white than you nigga


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>>1001608
kek


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:45 [Preview] No.1001611 del
>>1001609
ur a dirty dick knob


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NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.1001614 del
>>1001528
Good luck NEET.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.1001615 del
>>1001607
Am fixin flex seal cans with belzona.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.1001616 del
>>1001519
See a doctor please.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:51 [Preview] No.1001617 del
>>1001615
This is the way.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.1001618 del
Fish cakes, tempura vegetals, prawn crackers, tom yum prawn soup and drunken noodles for dinner


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:52 [Preview] No.1001619 del
>>1001539
Well done NEET.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:53 [Preview] No.1001620 del
>>1001618
Sounds nice.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.1001621 del
>>1001557
Hi Nuro.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:54 [Preview] No.1001622 del
>>1001616
There's probably a witch doctor next door.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.1001623 del
>>1001612
She needs to widen her vocabulary like woman boss >>1001613 workshop, test room.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:56 [Preview] No.1001624 del
>>1001618
I had a battered whiting oven fish stick and a handful of froxen tater cubes


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:57 [Preview] No.1001625 del
>>1001624
Lovely.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.1001626 del
>>1001623
Merry Audio is on the way up, very good quality.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 07:59 [Preview] No.1001627 del
>>1001626
Too bad they aren't compureet.
Oh yeah, just found out from that video that their name is: Merry Audio Speaker Factory.
Was this in previous videos?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:01 [Preview] No.1001628 del
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>being rude to newcomers without them being rude first


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:02 [Preview] No.1001629 del
>>1001627
Yes but I think they had a slightly different trading name or something at one stage. It was always introduced as
>Merry Audio Speaker Factory
Though.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:05 [Preview] No.1001630 del
>>1001628
Is HP on tomorrow?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.1001631 del
It's like getting a tattoo from a tattooist without tattoos


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:07 [Preview] No.1001632 del
>>1001630
Cancelled due to the rude neet


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:09 [Preview] No.1001633 del
>>1001632
woe


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:10 [Preview] No.1001634 del
>>1001632
😭


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NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:14 [Preview] No.1001636 del
>>1001618
An excellent spread.


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>>1001632


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.1001638 del
>>1001630
Sure. District 9 then?
Lotsa sumo too.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:40 [Preview] No.1001639 del
>>1001638
Thank you. Yes please for Sumo before.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:47 [Preview] No.1001640 del
Cruisey I wanna this tablet to play games
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/960150


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:48 [Preview] No.1001641 del
So am I supposed to rejoin WAP since Tom got an injunction with the proscription?


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NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 08:54 [Preview] No.1001643 del
Zesty why didn't you lift that ban on Cruisey as soon as it was pointed out to you?
Why did you wait two days?
What is going on?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:01 [Preview] No.1001644 del
>>1001643
He's busy, don't badger him


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>>1001643
He could be out there bettering himself and we would be none the wiser.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.1001646 del
>>1001645
He's transcending the New World Order


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:09 [Preview] No.1001647 del
>>1001643
I don't like being demanded at so I gave him a cheeky perma ban and forgot to remove it after


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:10 [Preview] No.1001648 del
>>1001647
You need to act in a more considered and mature way.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:11 [Preview] No.1001649 del
>>1001648
No way. I already did that when I got us VIM captchas which I was going to code myself


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If only we knew...


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NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.1001652 del
>>1001651
Not fair i was waiting for the smash.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.1001653 del
>>1001641
technically you can resume activities but that can be used in future case discoveries to maintain the prohibition


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:54 [Preview] No.1001654 del
>>1001650
>it fucks its whore mother's dick
Now you know.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:55 [Preview] No.1001655 del
>>1001654
childbirth?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:57 [Preview] No.1001656 del
>>1001654
Have there been any hare attack deaths in Hungary?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 09:59 [Preview] No.1001657 del
>>1001656
Haven't heard of any, but a conspiracy theory spreads the government keep them under wraps. Witnesses intimidated, experts payed off.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:01 [Preview] No.1001658 del
>>1001657
kek


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:05 [Preview] No.1001659 del
>>1001657
Mood Reports, Very Happy?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:11 [Preview] No.1001660 del
>>1001659
Off the charts.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:17 [Preview] No.1001661 del
>>1001657
our wildlife would get mogged by those rabbits, they just eat your garden and shit all over the place. Wallabys are weak as fuck, TWD when?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:21 [Preview] No.1001662 del
>>1001661
>our wildlife would get mogged by those rabbits
I doubt they would last long in an animal bar


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:24 [Preview] No.1001663 del
>>1001662
Cooked on the bar heater in the corner.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:25 [Preview] No.1001664 del
>>1001663
Yum 😋


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:27 [Preview] No.1001665 del
>>1001663
Two legs please.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:40 [Preview] No.1001666 del
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Is Monk going to do it?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:54 [Preview] No.1001667 del
I found auction websites that sell cheap HDD's and SSD's.
10TB SAS hard drives starting at 10$
500gb SSD's - two for 32$


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:58 [Preview] No.1001668 del
>>1001666
I have my doubts.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.1001669 del
>>1001667
You could probably run them in a good raid configuration, but I would still add one or two new drives


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:00 [Preview] No.1001670 del
>>1001612
this one is very dear to my heart


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.1001671 del
>>1001667
post the site, I need cheap HDDs


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:12 [Preview] No.1001672 del
>>1001670
You need a good beautiful engine.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:14 [Preview] No.1001674 del
>>1001673
Time to overlicit each other and buy the disks twice more expensive as in shops.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:22 [Preview] No.1001675 del
>>1001674
We need it for MonkAI


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:32 [Preview] No.1001676 del
>>1001675
We're going to need a lot more Ram.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:38 [Preview] No.1001677 del
>>1001676
Terabytes, potentially Petabytes.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 11:55 [Preview] No.1001678 del
>>1001677
And Troglobytes.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 12:38 [Preview] No.1001679 del
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NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 12:48 [Preview] No.1001680 del
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>>1001672
RB26


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.1001681 del
>>1001680
Is this MobkAI


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:50 [Preview] No.1001682 del
*MonkAI


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 13:53 [Preview] No.1001683 del
>>1001682>>1001681
my own personal assistant built into the internet
never the same sometimes
the meta ai in whatsapp


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:01 [Preview] No.1001684 del
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a little too reductive for my attention span


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:17 [Preview] No.1001685 del
>>1001683
You should use MonkAI when it's available.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:30 [Preview] No.1001686 del
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perhaps i will
meta ai refuses to animate itself from my perspective >>1001685


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:36 [Preview] No.1001687 del
>>1001686
MonkAI would just share that image of Monk with the black bar partially obscuring his face.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 14:44 [Preview] No.1001688 del
>>1001687
Sounds like a cheeky bugger mate
the meta dialogue was a running instruction
started with something about artefacts and safety limits
rendering data conduits and changed to hexagons
and then Mandelbrot and juliasets growing from ratios
eventually it asked if i wanted to animate the process


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 15:04 [Preview] No.1001689 del
Cruisey you can save £10 when you spend over £100 this bank holiday weekend.

>Offer applies to online orders over £100 placed before Tuesday, 26 May 2026 that contain qualifying commemorative products*.
>Use code: SAVE10
https://www.royalmint.com/


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 15:14 [Preview] No.1001690 del
>>1001689
I know how to save 100.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 15:33 [Preview] No.1001691 del
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the algorithm is really fucking with me


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:14 [Preview] No.1001692 del
>>1001690
With the offer for Cruisey he only has to spend £90


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:18 [Preview] No.1001693 del
Cruisey can spend £10 on a coffee and cake for us


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:25 [Preview] No.1001694 del
Oh clogger...


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:43 [Preview] No.1001695 del
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Mog update


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.1001696 del
>>1001695
You have not explained this new character well enough.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.1001697 del
>>1001695
this is the mogger who had the wig right? i'm too old to follow this shite but i am interested


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.1001698 del
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It is heading North again


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:07 [Preview] No.1001699 del
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>>1001696
Watch this repost then

>>1001697
Yes.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:08 [Preview] No.1001700 del
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>>1001698


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:09 [Preview] No.1001701 del
>>1001698
Patience NEET. It will get to you in time.
Sometimes it needs to go to Chullora and back five or six times. It is just how it is.
The mysteries of the postal world.
Stay strong.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:10 [Preview] No.1001702 del
>>1001699
The wig stealing was obviously staged. The reaction was not natural.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:11 [Preview] No.1001703 del
>>1001701
>It is just how it is.
👆💯


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:14 [Preview] No.1001704 del
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>>1001702
Before the surgery he posted this and this after. He has done all this to mog


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:15 [Preview] No.1001705 del
>>1001704
He has a very flat skull. Bad stock.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.1001706 del
>>1001704
He is at least partly satire. But also possibly mentally ill.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:16 [Preview] No.1001707 del
>>1001705
Plebeian phenotype.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.1001708 del
garn a coffee. you NEETs want one?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.1001709 del
>>1001705
>>1001706
We should stay tunedem


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:19 [Preview] No.1001710 del
>>1001708
Yes, large please.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:20 [Preview] No.1001711 del
>>1001710
Large is too small for executives so I'm getting you a jumbo


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.1001712 del
>>1001711
❤️


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:21 [Preview] No.1001713 del
>>1001708
Yes please. 4 shots of expresso


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.1001714 del
There are two obvious signs of neurotic mental illness:

1. Preoccupation with your appearance (excessive self-consciousness, body dysmorphia, looks maxxing etc)

2. Preoccupation with what you eat (eating disorders, imaginary allergies and intolerances, pseudo-scientific obsessions with nutrients and vitamins etc.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.1001715 del
>>1001708
I will have a latte please. 3 sugars.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.1001716 del
>>1001709
I don't understand this remark.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:24 [Preview] No.1001717 del
>>1001713
exspressomaxxing


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>>1001716


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:25 [Preview] No.1001719 del
Cruisey where are we going today?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:26 [Preview] No.1001720 del
>>1001718
you can tell from the middle bit that he is bunging on the deep voice


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:37 [Preview] No.1001721 del
ausNEETmaxxers
where is the lore guide


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:41 [Preview] No.1001722 del
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>>1001721
We will all ascend


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:42 [Preview] No.1001723 del
>>1001721
You need 20 points on the disability scale to qualify for a successful DSP application


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:47 [Preview] No.1001725 del
>>1001723
And yet Cruisey still wont sign Weber up...


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:52 [Preview] No.1001726 del
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This could become a grimoire


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 22:58 [Preview] No.1001728 del
>>1001725
No good NEET goes unpunished :(


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 23:04 [Preview] No.1001729 del
>>1001726
Grim.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 23:05 [Preview] No.1001730 del
>>1001722
That executive has no shame.


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 23:07 [Preview] No.1001731 del
>>1001730
How does he use pen and paper at that angle and with that little space?


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 23:17 [Preview] No.1001732 del
Might try to make some music today


NEET 05/22/2026 (Fri) 23:45 [Preview] No.1001734 del
>>1001732
Good tunes?


NEET 05/23/2026 (Sat) 00:33 [Preview] No.1001735 del
>>1001734
not at all


NEET 05/23/2026 (Sat) 00:40 [Preview] No.1001736 del
turns out the NEETs are ill mannered and bad tempered


NEET 05/23/2026 (Sat) 01:59 [Preview] No.1001739 del
>>1001726
what sort of spells do you cast or what magic do you perform ?


NEET 05/23/2026 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.1001740 del
>>1001739
I attempt to do bliss making magic. It's right hand path and hardly magic at all.


NEET 05/23/2026 (Sat) 02:14 [Preview] No.1001741 del
>>1001740
Can you conjure up a big binge for me please.


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>>1001739
I have all the potions NEETs need instore, with a very generous 10 percent off.


NEET 05/23/2026 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.1001743 del
>>1001742
Thanks Dan.


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