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NEET General #977 - Yes, I Did It Edition NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:00 [Preview] No. 1000437
I did it.

OLD: >>999380


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:02 [Preview] No.1000438 del
How does he do it?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:04 [Preview] No.1000439 del
>>1000430
tasted alright
would drink again


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:05 [Preview] No.1000440 del
Are AI fr*gs real fr*gs?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:13 [Preview] No.1000441 del
>>1000438
How?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:20 [Preview] No.1000442 del
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Cruisey I wanna baby yoda cocktail


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:36 [Preview] No.1000443 del
Cruisey, Weber, and Monk blind tasting https://youtube.com/watch?v=yTbBozIwnP4 [Embed]


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:38 [Preview] No.1000444 del
mad that neets don't link the new in the last thread here


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.1000445 del
>>1000444
We are a bunch of careless mongs.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:40 [Preview] No.1000446 del
Fried beer onions with ketchup for lunch


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 02:42 [Preview] No.1000447 del
>>1000443
kek hipsters are still around in Australia? based


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:00 [Preview] No.1000448 del
Anal anally raped


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a tiny lizard strapped to an electric razor to try and vibrate the turds out


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:01 [Preview] No.1000450 del
>>1000449
They should just give it a Dare iced coffee.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.1000451 del
>>1000449
Lizard lady could have looked after him.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:06 [Preview] No.1000452 del
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Anglos so racist they don't even think the dutch are white


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:07 [Preview] No.1000453 del
>>1000451
Want Cruisey to organise this for me


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>>1000452


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.1000455 del
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Cruisey I want to go visit a city of gold, this weekend. Cruisey you have to take me!


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.1000456 del
>>1000455
I think I went there in an Uncharted game.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:11 [Preview] No.1000457 del
cruisey i wanna time travel and go see atlantis and talk to thoth. how much will it cost the NDIS?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:12 [Preview] No.1000458 del
There are 7 cities of gold scattered around the world. That means one in australia, right? The ancient boongs had an advanced civilisation right? How else could they have gotten racially addicted to petrol?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.1000459 del
>>1000458
I remember some dumb boongs claimed there used to be massive gold lumps just sitting on the ground and they gave them all to the first White explorers


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:14 [Preview] No.1000460 del
>>1000452
don't understand this, the dutch were the first in australia (humans) as i understand it, there is a lot of interesting lore about them getting lost in the outback and finding phantom seas that could never be found again


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>>1000455
Unless you have NDIS funding you will have to settle for the city of mud.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:15 [Preview] No.1000462 del
>>1000439
What flavour? Is it like any other ones?


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:17 [Preview] No.1000463 del
>>1000452
Theyre weird


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:18 [Preview] No.1000464 del
>>1000449
Lizzo dildo


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>>1000458
At the end of the old kingdom, they emmigrated back to Australia. Khufu was a black fella. Ayers rock was a thorium reactor that melted.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:32 [Preview] No.1000466 del
The dutch are the tallest and most intelligent people in europe, highly industrious and competent. Back in the 17th century they were on their way to rule the world before the anglos grabbed it from them.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.1000467 del
>>1000464
>>998915


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:38 [Preview] No.1000468 del
>>1000466
VoC is the zenith of Western civilisation, thus far.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:40 [Preview] No.1000469 del
>>1000465
That's an emu


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:41 [Preview] No.1000470 del
they deserved indonesia and shouldn't've let america push them around in the 50s


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:42 [Preview] No.1000471 del
What llm models are good for erotic roleplay? Asking for a mate of course.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.1000472 del
>>1000471
A young NEET like yourself shouldn't be having such inappropriate thoughts.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:00 [Preview] No.1000473 del
i'm fucking up my day again, i gotta pull out of this


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:11 [Preview] No.1000474 del
>>1000442
He should make you one tonight.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:13 [Preview] No.1000475 del
Good morning NEETs.

No New Thread linked at the end of the old thread. The board is not being run right.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:14 [Preview] No.1000476 del
>>1000475
>The board is not being run right.
It needs a touch of MonkAI.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:15 [Preview] No.1000477 del
>>1000476
Possum used to run a tight ship.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:18 [Preview] No.1000478 del
>>1000477
He was a saint.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:31 [Preview] No.1000479 del
I miss Olive.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:39 [Preview] No.1000480 del
>>1000479
He was a good fella


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:41 [Preview] No.1000481 del
>>1000471
Models people commonly rate highly for explicit ERP:

Midnight Miqu Magnum Noromaid Euryale Fimbulvetr MythoMax

General pattern:

7B/8B → fast, horny, less intelligent 13B/14B → sweet spot 70B+ → best prose and emotional consistency

For “filthy but coherent,” a lot of enthusiasts prefer:

Magnum 12B
Noromaid 20B
Midnight Miqu 70B
Hosted services that are comparatively permissive
NovelAI
Janitor AI
Chub AI


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Goon Afternoon Fellas of great proportions and not so great liver functionality.

Found a break in the weather. Still test riding the Pivot and breaking in the new FAZUA motor. Fuck I love that bike and the way it pops of jumps. It’s so lightweight It’s the lotus Elise of e-bikes. Was tempted to put
My slick tyre wheelset on it but could not beatifffed. Wonderful afternoon bit oddly not Many people out. Think the spotty weather has everyone just staying at home. Garn get some guzmans later oh yeah.

Also Dan has this on special at the moment if you NEETs want a treat I highly recommend it. Amazing bubbly and the price is bonkers.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:48 [Preview] No.1000483 del
>>1000482
Based.


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 04:49 [Preview] No.1000484 del
>>1000482
Based


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 05:00 [Preview] No.1000485 del
Boardo has the snuggest colon


NEET 05/16/2026 (Sat) 05:02 [Preview] No.1000486 del
>>1000482
based


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