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NEET General #975 - The Goods Edition NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:51 [Preview] No. 998374
Do you NEETs ever feel a strong desire for "the goods"?
How do you define the goods?
Can an individual themselves be considered "the goods"?
Are you the goods?

Old Thread: >>997306


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.998378 del
This isn't the cosmic arse harmony restoration edition


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.998379 del
How does he do it?


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:53 [Preview] No.998380 del


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.998381 del
These goods are defective.
SA BEST A etc


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:54 [Preview] No.998382 del
>>998375
He should take us all out.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:55 [Preview] No.998383 del
>>998382
Punt gun


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.998384 del
>>998382
Have one big order of Beef Ragù


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:56 [Preview] No.998385 del
>>998384
My name is not Ragu.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.998386 del
>>998385
You will get something else on the specials menu


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:57 [Preview] No.998387 del
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Ants like cigar spit


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.998388 del
>>998386
The salt and pepper squid please.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:58 [Preview] No.998389 del
>>998387
They should be in bed.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.998390 del
>>998387
It's what the mother earth needed!


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.998391 del
>>998388
I'll probably get that as an Entrée


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 08:59 [Preview] No.998392 del
Watching Grego try the Aldi butter chicken.

Over on 2 Aussie they are still asking him what happened to the other 16 snosages.

Frank McKay enjoyed the Aldi butter chicken "Naanwich". Got very enthused about it.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.998393 del
>>998392
Might razz up 2Aussie shortly


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:01 [Preview] No.998394 del
>>998392
Apart from Grego, do any other of them hit the goon?


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:03 [Preview] No.998395 del
>>998394
2 Aussie has a beer every now and then.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:08 [Preview] No.998396 del
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One or two more puffs and we’re done with this cylindrical pepper pie I thin


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.998397 del
>>998389
Bad home ants


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:10 [Preview] No.998398 del
Webbbbbbbber


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:11 [Preview] No.998399 del
>>998398
Your arse is not in cosmic alignment


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.998400 del
Another good tile shadow


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:12 [Preview] No.998401 del
>>998398
Stop Shidding so much


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.998402 del
Some jeets rocked up to practice their reverse parallel parking as I was finishing up. Told them to fuck off.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:15 [Preview] No.998403 del
>>998396
dont spit on the ground you vile mong


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:16 [Preview] No.998404 del
>>998403
I was never good at spitting for distance.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:18 [Preview] No.998405 del
Why does SBS show The Fifth Element non-stop once or twice a year?


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:19 [Preview] No.998406 del


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:20 [Preview] No.998407 del
>>998406
used to be good for seeing foreign norks and bush as a young lad


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.998408 del
NITV (boong channel) has Teh Boondock Saints on at 20:30 PM in the night time. A good fillum.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:21 [Preview] No.998409 del
>>998378
We are having that edition over on the secret board for inner party neets.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:24 [Preview] No.998410 del
Boondock Saints Harry Potter crossover when?


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:29 [Preview] No.998411 del
>>998398
Show us your Higgs Boson.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:31 [Preview] No.998412 del
>>998411
how rude


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:35 [Preview] No.998413 del
>>998402
>Told them to fuck off.
Why did you do that?


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:41 [Preview] No.998414 del
>>998413
Because fuck them, that's why
Shouldn't be in this country
Shouldn't be using my street and front fence as a stunt track


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 09:50 [Preview] No.998415 del
>>998414
Simple as.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 10:15 [Preview] No.998417 del
I have learnt that there will be Gypsy anthem, after the EU one.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 10:25 [Preview] No.998418 del
>>998417
It is customary to throw rocks at the performers of such anthems, they will be offended if you do not.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 10:28 [Preview] No.998419 del
>>998418
It will be within the building of the Parliament. I doubt they let in people, and security does search at the entrance.
On football games it was customary to throw banana and make monkey noises at the occasional neger football player. Not anymore.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 10:29 [Preview] No.998420 del
>>998417
Drive there using the most direct route


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 10:30 [Preview] No.998421 del
>>998419
>Not anymore.
Everything is going backwards faster than predicted.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 10:59 [Preview] No.998422 del
I love olive bread and cheese. Anyway, good night neets.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.998423 del
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I miss the old Trump. It was a good time.
Shout out to all my fellow meme war veterans.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 11:01 [Preview] No.998424 del
>>998422
Good night.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 11:03 [Preview] No.998425 del
>>998422
Night.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.998426 del
>>998423
he was doing ok until he decided to get into shit with iran


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 11:05 [Preview] No.998427 del
>>998423
The Dementia has not been kind to Don


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 11:24 [Preview] No.998428 del
Going to bed. Watching the first full AI movie ever has given me a headache and I'm tired anyway. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 11:27 [Preview] No.998429 del
>>998428
Night fella.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 11:29 [Preview] No.998430 del
>>998428
Good night.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 12:18 [Preview] No.998431 del
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>thinking about nuro


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 12:21 [Preview] No.998432 del
Watched Boondock Saints. Vigilantism still cool as heck 😎🆒


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 14:58 [Preview] No.998434 del
>>998432
We need to worry about our own sins, not fulfil power fantasies by punishing others for theirs.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 15:08 [Preview] No.998435 del
We need an update on that NEET's knee please.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 19:44 [Preview] No.998436 del
>>998432
an underrated 90s classic


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 21:32 [Preview] No.998437 del
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmorning nnnnnnnnnnnnnniggas!!!!!!!!!!!!


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 21:38 [Preview] No.998438 del
>>998417
You learned that here a few days ago


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 21:39 [Preview] No.998439 del
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Good Morning NEETs.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.998440 del
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She knows more about Lizbef happenings than I do


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 21:41 [Preview] No.998441 del
>>998439
GMN. A bright moon.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 21:43 [Preview] No.998442 del
>>998440
How whimsical. I doubt it possible to take you down until you take them down


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 21:50 [Preview] No.998443 del
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>>998440
good thing bat is getting knives for mothers day,


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 21:55 [Preview] No.998444 del
>>998443
👆💯


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 21:59 [Preview] No.998445 del
>>998427
If only we knew...
>Trump Derails White House Event to Spiral Over State of His Health
https://newrepublic.com/post/209928/donald-trump-derails-event-spiral-health


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 22:01 [Preview] No.998446 del
>>998445
This reads like a comedy bit


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 22:09 [Preview] No.998447 del
>>998446
It's not like he has access to anything dangerous.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 22:10 [Preview] No.998448 del
Might wrap my balls in ham.
Gabbagoolies.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 22:26 [Preview] No.998449 del


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 22:29 [Preview] No.998450 del
>>998431
You need some spinning blades on the end of those.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:04 [Preview] No.998451 del
Cant believe at least two NEETs suggesting banning shit posting near the end of the last thread.
Sometimes I wonder who I spend my time with here.
Did 20 mins of admin this morning I have put off for two weeks.
Saw etho yesterday, and the mummy movie. Was scary, did not like.
Brendan Fraiser wasnt even in it.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:07 [Preview] No.998452 del
I need some spinning blades on my penis


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:08 [Preview] No.998453 del
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>>998451
I would pay to see charlie in a mummy movie


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:10 [Preview] No.998454 del
Found $5 in coins in around the place. The chocolate binge is going to continue even though the bank account is empty. WINNING.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:23 [Preview] No.998455 del
>>998451
Good morning. The NEETs are not what they once were. The quality is not there.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.998456 del
>>998454
A good start to the day.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.998457 del
>>998440
Very concerning. Those shopping centres feel very unsafe. Fat useless security guards are a joke.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:24 [Preview] No.998458 del
>>998455
We are past our best before date.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:29 [Preview] No.998459 del
>>998457
Yes, there are some absolutely evil people about.
The bank ATMS should be in a dedicated room that requires a card from that bank to open the door on. Although I guess the scum could just jump you on the way out.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.998460 del
Woke up sweaty after dreaming I was being chased by a gunman.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:31 [Preview] No.998461 del
>>998457
>Fat useless security guards are a joke.
The few that do get into scraps usually end up getting fired by their employer and/or charged by Police. Make u think.


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:38 [Preview] No.998462 del
>>998458
should've been thrown out of the fridge long ago


NEET 05/05/2026 (Tue) 23:46 [Preview] No.998463 del
>>998451
When are you gonna dox that stank ho with photos?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:13 [Preview] No.998464 del
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wup5ey0YPY
thinking about trains hitting cows


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:41 [Preview] No.998465 del
what was posso up to last night?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.998466 del


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:42 [Preview] No.998467 del
>>998435
somewhat recovered but last night was a cunt


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:44 [Preview] No.998468 del
>>998467
I am glad you are a bit better today NEET. Do not hesitate to get it checked out by a professional.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:47 [Preview] No.998469 del
>>998451
>Saw etho yesterday, and the mummy movie. Was scary, did not like.
Did she give you a cheeky handy during it?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:48 [Preview] No.998470 del
>>998464
>thinking about trains hitting cows
Imagine the mess.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:48 [Preview] No.998471 del


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.998472 del
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NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:50 [Preview] No.998473 del
>Wicked Wings $1 Each (Max 10) @ KFC (App/Online Order Required, Pickup Only)
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/958039


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:51 [Preview] No.998474 del
>>998473
I tried the boneless wicked wings and they are not very nice


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 00:52 [Preview] No.998475 del
>>998474
their boneless range (eg hot and spicy) is disgusting
not sure what they're using for the meat, but it is not good


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 01:02 [Preview] No.998476 del
might have to put a jumper on soon


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.998477 del
>>998472
An interesting meme.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 01:06 [Preview] No.998478 del
>>998475
Yes very weird flavour in there.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 01:07 [Preview] No.998479 del
>>998477
I have no context or information on the backstory behind it, sorry.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 01:18 [Preview] No.998480 del
put big pancake in oven for lonch


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 01:26 [Preview] No.998481 del
>>998480
>big pancake
My exact body type.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 01:53 [Preview] No.998482 del
>>998481
It was delicious with some berry topping


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.998484 del
Difficulties with yeast


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 01:57 [Preview] No.998485 del
>>998484
Nilstat will work wonders.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 02:06 [Preview] No.998486 del
>>998481
you are fluffy and delicious neet


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 02:14 [Preview] No.998487 del
>>998479
it's probably for dog poo


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 02:15 [Preview] No.998488 del
>>998487
well obviously
but what is the connection between Noosa Council and TMNT?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 02:17 [Preview] No.998489 del
mackarel, brown rice, fried eggs, covered in worshetshire sauce for loinch


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.998490 del
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NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 02:25 [Preview] No.998491 del
>>998489
hope you enjoyed it bro


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 02:28 [Preview] No.998492 del
>>998490
I wanna cuddle.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 03:31 [Preview] No.998493 del
having a pirate loife stout


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 03:42 [Preview] No.998494 del
Saw a homeless person outside of iga for the first time. Well done albo, not only aren't there enough houses for all the immigrants you've flooded the country with, there aren't enough spots outside of coles or woolies for the homeless anymore.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 03:45 [Preview] No.998495 del
Finally logging back into a online course I haven't worked on since 2022. The shame.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 03:52 [Preview] No.998496 del
>>998495
Good luck NEET.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 03:56 [Preview] No.998497 del
>>998495
What course are you doing, NOOT?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 04:02 [Preview] No.998498 del
>>998497
Cryptology and math, https://cryptohack.org


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 04:10 [Preview] No.998499 del
>>998498
sounds complicated


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 04:37 [Preview] No.998500 del
Diary Acquired.
Butter is $10 dollars now.
Took my M90 camo raincoat off and put it in my bag and bought the scum brand milk, gotta stay outside the survival onion: Dont be there. Dont want the locals to think there's somebody there, the grey man inside the tattered hoodie, dont be special, dont mog anyone. Surbibal bracelet my arse, the main threat is suicide and your rocking ligature jewlery. Mad.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 04:38 [Preview] No.998501 del
>>998500
>gotta stay outside the survival onion: Dont be there.
Extra on my snosage sizzle please. Sauce as well. I will tell you which one when it's time.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 04:39 [Preview] No.998502 del
That is a good one. Thank you.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 04:47 [Preview] No.998503 del
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NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 04:49 [Preview] No.998504 del
>>998503
One day I will complete the magic trifecta


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 04:51 [Preview] No.998505 del
How many standos today?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 04:52 [Preview] No.998506 del
>>998505
I'm on 6.4
should only be 15.0 by tonight


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 04:53 [Preview] No.998507 del
O traitor tide that turns the body inside out,
A crimson banner where no flag should fly,
You rise unbidden, a soft and startling doubt
Cast from the quiet citadel nearby.
Once hidden deep in modest architecture,
Content to serve in shadowed, humble grace,
Now thrust into reluctant open lecture—
A scandal blooming in a private place.
O fragile flesh, rebellious and unmoored,
What gravity persuades your sudden fall?
What ancient strain or silent weakness lured
This tender fold beyond its rightful wall?
Yet still, within this indignation lives
A strange reminder, earnest and severe:
The body is no kingdom that forgives
The weight of time, the pressure year by year.
So let no laughter sharpen into scorn,
Nor cruelty dress itself in clever prose—
For all are bound to bear what they are born,
And none can choose the path their body goes.
Thus, not with praise, but solemn verse I write,
To mark the line where strength and frailty meet—
A quiet ode to humbling human plight,
Where flesh betrays, and dignity retreats.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 04:54 [Preview] No.998508 del
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Might learn some fell incantations.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 04:55 [Preview] No.998509 del
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NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 05:11 [Preview] No.998510 del
had a shower and a burger earlier


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 05:18 [Preview] No.998511 del
>>998510
Good burgah?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.998512 del
I am sick of my schizophrenic beliefs causing despair so I'm just gonna do a heroic dose of magic mushrooms and see if I can either reformat my head or die instantly. either are preferable


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 05:25 [Preview] No.998513 del


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 05:27 [Preview] No.998514 del
>>998512
How else are you feeling NEET?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 05:28 [Preview] No.998515 del
>>998512
maybe start with a small dose net.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 05:29 [Preview] No.998516 del
>>998512
imagine making yourself worse. You cant OD on mushrooms unless you vomit youself to death.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 05:33 [Preview] No.998517 del
>>998516
There's a fat bitch in prison because 4 people ODed on her mushroom lonch


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 05:37 [Preview] No.998519 del
Is it some kind of rule that neets must take the kind of durg most likely to ticket them to grippy sock land.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.998520 del
>>998517
They only dieded because she didn't add enough butter and salt.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 05:38 [Preview] No.998521 del
apparnenty that samantha murphy murder trial started on april 8 and there has been absolutely nothing in the media


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NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:13 [Preview] No.998523 del
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>thinking about getting more chocolate


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:14 [Preview] No.998524 del
Severely agitated


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.998525 del
>>998514
just had a wank. feel a bit well now
>>998515
hopefully the shroom pills arrive and i can microdose them. if they work i'll get spores and grow my own.
>>998516
there is no cure for this shit. medication just makes one a zombie and turns off your brain.
alcohol temporarily makes you forget. maybe psychadelics can break my brain past the point of giving a fuck


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:34 [Preview] No.998526 del
>>998525
you need to hit the road with cruisey


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:35 [Preview] No.998527 del
Cruisin with cruisey


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NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.998529 del
Not interested in seeing the new mummy movie that doesn't have brendan fraser, but have any neets seen exit 8?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:43 [Preview] No.998530 del
>>998525
>maybe psychadelics can break my brain past the point of giving a fuck
You should probably explore that option.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:48 [Preview] No.998531 del
>>998529
I thought the new mummy was literally being made to star brendan fraiser


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:55 [Preview] No.998532 del
did the dishes
having a wine


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 06:58 [Preview] No.998533 del
listening to this. it's nice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TY7T1qTJvOk [Embed]


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 07:01 [Preview] No.998534 del
>>998532
good wine?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 07:04 [Preview] No.998535 del
>>998534
is okay
riddoch cav sauv from the coonywarra


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 07:08 [Preview] No.998536 del
Do fish and chip shops here sell cooked fish with lots of omega-3?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 07:11 [Preview] No.998537 del
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Ambo came and got ol smokey boomer from his caravan, he's homeless and squatting on Weyland property. Did some power and earth wiring on my battle station scopes. These quick connector blocks and rails are pretty sweet. Might stock up on some banana plugs, either that or 250 series auto connectors. Stepping up my 12 volt game.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 07:12 [Preview] No.998538 del
>>998536
You can ask to see what oil they use. If they use cottonseed oil then give them a miss.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 07:29 [Preview] No.998539 del
Banana plugs male quick connect red and black 10 pack.
Banana plugs female metal weld red and black 10 pack.
$18.53 Payment Successful.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 07:34 [Preview] No.998540 del
>>998539
The plug is in. xx


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 07:37 [Preview] No.998541 del


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 07:42 [Preview] No.998542 del
>>998541
Hot, null, and ground generally.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 07:43 [Preview] No.998543 del
>>998542
Well bantered.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 07:44 [Preview] No.998544 del
Huh, Anglos call null as neutral.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 07:47 [Preview] No.998545 del
>>998544
The joge was there


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NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:16 [Preview] No.998549 del
>>998546
Well fixed.

>>998547
I lik the several layers of processors installed. Must be a quick machine.

>>998548
The fellas really should watch Matt's videos of visiting Chiner.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:31 [Preview] No.998550 del
>>998512
Make vocaroos or the spiders will get you


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:33 [Preview] No.998551 del
>>998537
Tidy work. Look like skittles, colours are bright.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:37 [Preview] No.998552 del


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:38 [Preview] No.998553 del
I read A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking.
It was okay but was a bit complex for me at points.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:52 [Preview] No.998554 del
Is it legal for a car to have four headlights instead of two?
There is one that goes past here all the time. It has two on the top and two on the bottom.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:54 [Preview] No.998555 del
I wonder if Nuro can install 8 headlights for me.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:58 [Preview] No.998556 del
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Reorganised my house so bedroom has less gear in it. Had two well done lamb steaks for dinner. Nothing left except noodles for tomorrow.
Moved tele into living room and it’s really comfy. Putting new season of frieren on for maximum comfy


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.998557 del
>>998556
Based.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 08:59 [Preview] No.998558 del
I can hear bickering sheilas out on the street. Horrible voices. Awful sound.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:00 [Preview] No.998559 del
>>998556
Well done NEET. You are comfy maxxing.
I keep meaning to give Frieren a try.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:01 [Preview] No.998560 del
>>998554
You mean fog lights?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:02 [Preview] No.998561 del
>>998560
They may be but they are used at night and are exactly as bright as the headlights. It is some kind of mod I reckon.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:04 [Preview] No.998562 del
>>998554
I didnt think it was illegal when I put the extra ones on. Why do my headlights bother you, NEET?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:08 [Preview] No.998563 del
>>998562
How many extra are you installing?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:09 [Preview] No.998564 del
>>998561
Possibly. A lot of the modern LED lights are insanely bright.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.998565 del
The number of cars coming the other way who don't dip their lights when I drive to Motherbat's in the dark is infuriating.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:11 [Preview] No.998566 del


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:12 [Preview] No.998567 del
Oh Y E A H!!!


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:15 [Preview] No.998568 del


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.998569 del
Bins are out, longneck VB has been opened.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:31 [Preview] No.998570 del
Cruisey I wanna a Glizzy cone


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:34 [Preview] No.998571 del
(3.91 MB 528x592 1778055656512971.mp4)


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:35 [Preview] No.998572 del
>>998570
vile, it really needed some tomato sauce on it.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:36 [Preview] No.998573 del
>>998571
Worse than my TikToks


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:44 [Preview] No.998574 del
>>998570
No, you would abuse it for sexual purposes.


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NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 09:50 [Preview] No.998576 del
>>998574
It might be a bit too cold for anal probing.


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NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:04 [Preview] No.998579 del
>The Bureau of Meteorology (BOM) is forecasting snow as low as 500m in Tasmania, 600m in Victoria and 700–900m in NSW and the ACT during Wednesday night and into Thursday.

Better rug up neets.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:08 [Preview] No.998580 del
>>998579
Sounds like it might be time to find which cupboard I put the heater in.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:22 [Preview] No.998581 del
>>998565
Do you mean the high beams, or do you want them to dip the regular ones too?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:23 [Preview] No.998582 del
I find it to be poor design that the headlight controls are on the same stick as the indicators. Every time I do a roundabout at night it feels like I accidentally switch the headlights off.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:27 [Preview] No.998583 del
>>998582
Nuro added a button for me.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:36 [Preview] No.998584 del
>>998583
Based.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 10:48 [Preview] No.998585 del
>>998583
That's actually a picture of nuro's lancer.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 11:10 [Preview] No.998586 del
>>998581
The high beams. Also fucks in big utes and suvs need to angle their lights down instead of blasting the light straight into sedan cabins


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.998587 del
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>>998579
>better nug up reets
ZOG HAARP arrays and cloud seeding BTFO NEETS. How many times do I have to tell you again that we are in the apocalyptic end times? If you cant lock yourself up in your personal lead lined faraday cage then your NGMI.

Good Night NEETs. Will check in to see who makes it tmrw.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 11:11 [Preview] No.998588 del
Think it's my bedtime


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 11:25 [Preview] No.998589 del
>>998588
Think it's time to say Good Night to you then.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:14 [Preview] No.998590 del
Don't forget to get those bins out tomorrow morning please Weber.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:19 [Preview] No.998591 del
keep getting weird emails from a completely fake company who seems to think i'm an employee


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:20 [Preview] No.998592 del
10k how hard is it to grow magic mushrooms?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:30 [Preview] No.998593 del
>>998591
You may have signed up for some sort of office roleplay LARP while drunk. It happens.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:34 [Preview] No.998594 del
>>998593
Why the fuck would I do that retard? why is this even possible?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:40 [Preview] No.998595 del
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>>998594
>retard


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 12:42 [Preview] No.998596 del
can't sleep, fml


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 13:08 [Preview] No.998597 del
>>998596
Perhaps a policeman is kneeling on your chest.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 18:37 [Preview] No.998598 del
>>998591
Reply back with
<Moved.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 18:47 [Preview] No.998599 del
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got the new armour made up


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 18:56 [Preview] No.998601 del
>>998599
Looking forward to seeing it tonight.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 20:21 [Preview] No.998602 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.998603 del
Cruisey I wanna be a full time life enjoyer


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 20:47 [Preview] No.998604 del
garn hungry jacks for breakfast, you neets want anything?


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 20:48 [Preview] No.998605 del
>>998604
Big food please.


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:21 [Preview] No.998606 del
Nobody told me to put the bins out


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:26 [Preview] No.998607 del
>>998606
>>998569
Spooky. I thought you did.


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NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.998609 del
couldn't make it through historylegends' latest video about the war in Mali. just dgaf about anything that happens on the african continent


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:32 [Preview] No.998610 del
>>998604
triplle whompy boig and a baconator


NEET 05/06/2026 (Wed) 21:33 [Preview] No.998611 del
>>998609
i hate those ubuntu linux niggers


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:16 [Preview] No.998612 del
>>998599
It fits well.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:18 [Preview] No.998613 del
henlo


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:19 [Preview] No.998614 del
cheesxe toaxtie and a mug of hot choggolate for lonch


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.998615 del
had an angry breakfast wrap from hungry jacks, adequete, but nothing beats a maccas snosage meat + cheese + egg on a cold morning


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:22 [Preview] No.998616 del
>>998614
I will be having a pidser slice from the bakery. A spicy one.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:25 [Preview] No.998617 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j5ZqAO8agcU [Embed]
The Iliad as interpreted by a post colonialist radical feminist. With a negress Helen of Troy. Helen of deTroyt. This is gonna chris nolan's greatest masterpiece.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:27 [Preview] No.998618 del
Had some sicilian pastries for morning tea. They may be an island full of criminals, but they do make a good pastry.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.998619 del
>>998618
The sfogliatelle?


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:29 [Preview] No.998620 del
>>998615
Sounds like a bad home breakfast wrap.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:33 [Preview] No.998621 del
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>>998617
>helen deTroyt
howling


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:37 [Preview] No.998622 del
>>998619
No, it was cone shaped. I can't remember or find its name though, the italians have a crazy number of pastries: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Italian_desserts_and_pastries


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:40 [Preview] No.998623 del
Back and sick of it already


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:47 [Preview] No.998624 del
>>998623
from pokies?


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 01:56 [Preview] No.998625 del
>>998620
I think it's a similar idea to the breakfast burrito so popular in america


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:04 [Preview] No.998626 del
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NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.998627 del
>>998626
yeah, iktf. I need some fruit and vegies and exercise


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:05 [Preview] No.998628 del
>>998626
That is a nice Pepe. How can one be sad with such good Pepes in the world to cheer us up?


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.998629 del
This is who Michael Jackson stole his dancing from.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:20 [Preview] No.998630 del
>>998629
Cruisey, I wanna see this movie.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:22 [Preview] No.998631 del
>>998630
6.4/10 on imdb. Not good enough for the NEETs.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:26 [Preview] No.998632 del
>>998629
Both look like diddlers. This one has even kidnapped a child.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:31 [Preview] No.998634 del
Cruisey I want you to dance for me like that guy!


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:32 [Preview] No.998635 del
considering getting a sega console. did any of you NEETs have one? There are some cool games on them like alien soldier and stuff. Other option is to get a steam link and stream from my PC which would be a little easier on the ol' noggin for getting around ancient AV cables to a modern TV.


spoiler because wall of text that might be borey to the NEETs.
Also reading emerald tablets of Thoth I just got in the mail, which are a bit interesting but most likely fiction.
It interests me that it suggests who actually built the pyramids and why, which seems to be correct for their actual function.
A mate told me the pyramids are an initiation temple and have high level healing powers, like the water in one of the tunnels is actually real holy water and can heal physical pain and injuries, but until I experience that for myself it is fiction and unfortunately the pyramids are well guarded by the most retarded people on the planet.
There was a most likely real story about the pyramids that recently (past 20 years) a secret room was discovered and that night someone broke in and stole shit out of it.
Probably American government or something. No one got to see what it was before it was stolen.

Not much else to do as an actual NEET than seek truth. End up perusing through a lot of hearsay and fiction but I'd rather pursue it then live mundane borey atheist real life where all i can do is talk to NPC cashiers.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:34 [Preview] No.998636 del
>>998633
Have you looked into console emulation? Some of them are pretty good these days.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:36 [Preview] No.998637 del
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SDfT6dajI4


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:40 [Preview] No.998638 del
>>998617
Isn't that dune?


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:45 [Preview] No.998639 del
>>998636
Yes steam link can stream emulators. they just released super zsnes which has inbuilt tools to mod games quite a bit.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:46 [Preview] No.998640 del
>>998635
grim post you've made here but i do remember lion king being pretty good on sega and the sonic one where you could do loops. playstation was heaps better when it came out in 96 though


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 02:49 [Preview] No.998641 del
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NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 03:13 [Preview] No.998642 del
>>998623
Chux it in.


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NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 03:14 [Preview] No.998644 del
>>998641
J U S T


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 03:42 [Preview] No.998645 del
>>998635
Been using emulators since the 90s.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 03:48 [Preview] No.998646 del
>>998645
ur hand to emulate a bagina


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 04:49 [Preview] No.998647 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_E4jvaos-sM [Embed]
kek at the 11:00 one


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.998648 del
>>998647
That littering bitch.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 04:56 [Preview] No.998649 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sy2MqQ_uNIY [Embed] my favourite italodisco


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 04:59 [Preview] No.998650 del
Can't make myself do anything, woe.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:00 [Preview] No.998651 del
>>998647
Spinning right around.

The old saying I was taught
>If in doubt, two feet out


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.998652 del
>>998648
The first comment gives the backstory.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:01 [Preview] No.998653 del
Some of the 'men' in those dashcam vids sound like the biggest homos


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:10 [Preview] No.998654 del
>>998647
me on the left


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:14 [Preview] No.998655 del
>>998653
They are men who have dashcams. That is how you'd expect them to sound.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:18 [Preview] No.998656 del
I always tell you NEETs that when you have surveillance cameras, either at home or in the car, your main target of surveillance will always be yourself.

Don't get them. They're not worth it.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:20 [Preview] No.998657 del
>>998656
yep, cops would use any dashcam audio I had to charge me with 6 million counts of antisemitism and inciting racial hatred


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:21 [Preview] No.998658 del
>>998656
Issat you monk-ey? Thats exactly what I would expect a drunk driving mong to post.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:24 [Preview] No.998659 del
>>998657
also the video footage of all the speeding


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:26 [Preview] No.998660 del
You may find yourself in a position where a literal interpretation of your actions doesn't furnish true justice.
Having video of what you did removes the ability to lie and exaggerate in the necessary ways to get the correct outcome.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:38 [Preview] No.998661 del
>>998654
Your driving has improved neet.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:39 [Preview] No.998662 del
Vile gas


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:40 [Preview] No.998663 del
>>998660
Police will seize the footage even if you're the victim of a break in, seen it happen


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:42 [Preview] No.998664 del
15.2 feels like 10.1


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:48 [Preview] No.998665 del
>>998664
Better put some socks on.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:51 [Preview] No.998666 del
>>998665
thinking about a joomper


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 05:52 [Preview] No.998667 del
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NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:00 [Preview] No.998668 del
>>998663
imagine encrypting your drive


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.998669 del
>>998668
what is key disclosure law


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:04 [Preview] No.998670 del
>>998668
>what is CPU backdoors since 2006


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:07 [Preview] No.998671 del
>>998667
Unacceptable historical inaccuracy.

>>998670
>not writing and flashing your own minix version


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:10 [Preview] No.998672 del
>>998671
*rubs your belly*


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:11 [Preview] No.998673 del
>>998671
>>not writing and flashing your own minix version

>implying you have written and flashed your own minix version


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:12 [Preview] No.998674 del
>>998673
it was a bit of banter, you mong


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:14 [Preview] No.998675 del
>>998673
I actually have a switch connected to the cpu where I can regulate the voltage input and send programs directly in binary to process.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:17 [Preview] No.998676 del
>>998674
>he didn't build his own cpu from silicon he mined with his own self made pickaxe whilst in a faraday cage environment


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:41 [Preview] No.998677 del
snacking on seaweed, it's actually quite tasty


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:52 [Preview] No.998678 del
>>998675
TiffNET compatible system.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:53 [Preview] No.998679 del
Garn get some chinky, what would you neets like for dinner?


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.998680 del
>>998679
Honey chicken please.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 06:54 [Preview] No.998681 del
>>998679
I am cooking oven fish and taters


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:29 [Preview] No.998682 del
I am now on a cheaper power plan. I couldn't have done it without MonkAI.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:33 [Preview] No.998683 del
>>998682
Well done NEET. Big savings for you.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:34 [Preview] No.998684 del
>>998681
Have a green salad too. Kraft French dressing.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:35 [Preview] No.998685 del
Fish and taters have been consumed.
Doing a poo right now.
After that I’ll do the dishes and go to bed.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.998686 del
>>998685
Are the bins in?


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:36 [Preview] No.998687 del
>>998684
Do not have the makings


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:37 [Preview] No.998688 del
>>998686
Yes, many hours ago


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:39 [Preview] No.998689 del
Small hands, that was his problem.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:44 [Preview] No.998690 del
went up the bush to have a look at my stumpussy that i left in the stream and with the rain its pumping a bit and helped to wash the mud and rocks from between the roots so i could trim bits off with the adxe but just like my hoe and cruiseys ho the head swivels this way and that when you hittin that stumpussy to bust out a root so im gonna go back and hit it with the swamp axe next time which will be the first job for my new axefu and just in time because i made a sling for it so i can carry it in hands free down the bush where the wood is at


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:46 [Preview] No.998691 del
>>998690
Good work.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:54 [Preview] No.998692 del
>>998682
You can leave all your lights on now.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:58 [Preview] No.998693 del
>>998685
Goodnight.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 07:59 [Preview] No.998694 del
>>998690
Good stumussy update.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:05 [Preview] No.998695 del
>>998692
Just like belinda carlise asked me to


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:20 [Preview] No.998696 del
I've turned the heater on for the first time this year.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:26 [Preview] No.998697 del
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Having some of this in milk with dinner. Its pretty nice.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:27 [Preview] No.998698 del
>>998697
It's only Thursdae


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:32 [Preview] No.998699 del
Ready.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:34 [Preview] No.998700 del
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>>998697
I can heartily recommend their butterscotch flavour too. Heavenly on vanilla or coconut ice cream.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:38 [Preview] No.998701 del
>>998700
I mixed 50/50 almond milk in with the real milk to save money.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:44 [Preview] No.998702 del
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off for a smoke. i hate niggers, way she goes.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:46 [Preview] No.998703 del
>>998702
That gook is probably so ugly and flat the filter melted a thousand gigabytes of gpu ram in the server farm.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:48 [Preview] No.998704 del
>>998702
https://youtube.com/watch?v=St7X_TcGiS8 [Embed]


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:49 [Preview] No.998705 del
>>998699
I see those dancers cringing under the costume.

>>998702
While it's nice should have spoilered.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.998706 del
>>998702
That's a man.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:52 [Preview] No.998707 del
>>998705
tbh, not good to post coombait like that


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 08:53 [Preview] No.998708 del
>>998706
I knew it!


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:10 [Preview] No.998709 del
>>998697
That's the one I put on my pancake


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:18 [Preview] No.998710 del
>>998698
Well bantered.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.998711 del
Where do you buy the barkers syrups from?


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:24 [Preview] No.998712 del
>>998711
woolworths has the pink one at least


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:26 [Preview] No.998713 del
>>998712
The butterscotch one appeals to me most. I will check for them when I am next at the shops.
I have not eaten topping on ice cream since that chocolate stuff that went hard on contact back in the 90s.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.998714 del
The ice magic google says it was called. Apparently it still exists.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.998715 del
I am reading Ringworld by Larry Niven.
About halfway through. It is pretty good.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.998716 del
>>998713
>chocolate stuff that w
yeah thats the last time I had topping for ice cream as well.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.998717 del
>>998715
It's a good series.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.998718 del
(3.84 MB 720x1280 jeetfu.mp4)


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.998719 del
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Fox, Wolf and Falco look rough.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:33 [Preview] No.998720 del
>>998717
I have downloaded book 2 in the series but ratings for the books after that are not good.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.998721 del
cherry is best flavour followed by strawby
caramels and butterscotches and their ilk are dog poo bum bum in comparison


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.998722 del
The dulce de lece is a caramel and is top tier.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:39 [Preview] No.998723 del
>>998721
>strawby
Back in my day that was for girls. A man would never be seen eating anything strawberry flavoured.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.998724 del
>>998723
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:41 [Preview] No.998725 del
>>998715
One of my favourite sci fi books ever. They don't write em like that anymore.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.998726 del
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>>998721
>cherry is best flavour
Surely you jest good sir.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.998727 del
>>998721
Good luck finding cherry flavour in australia.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.998728 del
>>998721
👆💯


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:42 [Preview] No.998729 del
>>998723
Men in my day had tobacco flavored ice cream topping, sometimes you would see dudes putting their desserts in pipes and puffing away.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.998730 del
>>998724
And that is why society has gone to the dogs m8.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.998731 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HlmKejRSVd8 [Embed]
Cruisey I wanna go visit a dyson sphere on the weekend. Cruisey!


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.998732 del
>>998727
I spot the cherry coke in odd places every now and then. Very expensive per can. I've never tried it.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.998733 del
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>>998732
it is too expensive for commoners, only billionaires can afford that stuff


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:48 [Preview] No.998734 del
Apparently the green-coloured snake lollies are lemon flavoured, I always assumed lime.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.998735 del
>>998732
I get a can of it and Dr Pepper when I visit the reject shop once a month or so


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.998736 del
>>998735
>Dr Pepper
I do not like it. Has that medicine taste. Fly spray.
But each to their own.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.998737 del
Etho accused me of having another woman, cried, and then refused to let me pull out twice once.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.998738 del
Bin day Weber


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:04 [Preview] No.998739 del
>>998604
2 turk rolls deal


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.998740 del
>>998734
limes are sweeter than lemons. I bought lots of lime juice and its nothing like fresh limes.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:06 [Preview] No.998741 del
>>998737
Neet maybe you should get an etho who's not batshit crazy. There's no shortage of ethos.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:08 [Preview] No.998742 del
>>998741
>you should get an ethnic that's not crazy
>you should get a woman that's not crazy
double points NEET


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:11 [Preview] No.998743 del
>>998690
Head can swing in any direction as long as its hitting that stumpussy


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.998744 del


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.998745 del
>>998737
Do you think she knows of the tug women?


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.998746 del
Cruisey do think it'll be a boy or a girl?


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:22 [Preview] No.998747 del
What if it's twins!


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:25 [Preview] No.998748 del
>>998746
It's a bit early to be putting lables on it neet.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:26 [Preview] No.998749 del
>>998746
Gender is a social construct


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.998750 del
>>998748
Half cast babies shouldn't be considered human.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.998751 del
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NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.998752 del
>>998748
I wanna buy Cruisey dad's merchandise. he already has enough daddy mugs from me


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.998754 del
>>998745
Yeah, and the pro in perth


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.998755 del
>>998754
She's a good woman. When is she moving in?


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:52 [Preview] No.998756 del
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made a accessory for my axe, gonna mog all the other camo forest loners out there!


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 10:54 [Preview] No.998757 del
>>998737
I stuck an anonymous post it note on her car door claiming you got me pregnant already.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:00 [Preview] No.998758 del
>>998757
You're not the first.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:01 [Preview] No.998759 del
>>998756
That's good neet.


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NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.998761 del
>>998758
I might have done it again tho.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.998762 del
>>998756
You're going to destroy the stumussy tomorrow


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:40 [Preview] No.998764 del
>>998756
Beautiful.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:43 [Preview] No.998765 del
>>998756
Good sling.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:50 [Preview] No.998766 del
Going to bed. Gonna listen to the rain. Sux less knowing im not out in it. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 11:56 [Preview] No.998767 del
>>998766
Good night.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:19 [Preview] No.998769 del
>>998766
Night fella.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 12:42 [Preview] No.998770 del
>>998753
Mogged


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:26 [Preview] No.998772 del
gm neets


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NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:49 [Preview] No.998774 del
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sorry for coomposting last night, i was drunk. BO was gracious for not banning me, if indeed that is the case


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 19:58 [Preview] No.998775 del
raisin toast for breakfast


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:10 [Preview] No.998776 del
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Re: BRS


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:27 [Preview] No.998777 del
>Wild scenes at Melbourne Airport as a supporter of an ISIS bride says "shut up you slut" to a female reporter after she asked the radical Islamist why she married a terrorist.
>Another journalist said she was punched in the stomach.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:30 [Preview] No.998778 del
>>998777
Thanks Wizzy
>Mat Tinkler, CEO of Save the Children Australia, told SBS News earlier on Thursday that the focus now should be on ensuring the children are not subject to further trauma.
>"Any prospect that they might be removed from their mothers, if they're charged with crimes, risks traumatising them even more," he said.
>"We've got to be very careful how we treat these women and children coming in and really think about prioritising the best interests of those kids."
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/is-linked-families-arrive-in-australia/8ct1lqlko


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.998779 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A1PIkWRPv3w [Embed] accepting music recommendations if anyone has anything good they've found


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:34 [Preview] No.998780 del
>>998778
One of those kids was filmed holding severed heads and smiling and laughing. Trauma my arse.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 20:46 [Preview] No.998781 del
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NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.998782 del
in the twilight zone of wakefulness not tired enough to go back to sleep, too sleepy to function


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 21:04 [Preview] No.998783 del
>>998782
ur in teh BUM BUM ZONE!!


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 21:39 [Preview] No.998784 del
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Good Morning NEETs. Might make it through today to the weekend. Might.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 21:41 [Preview] No.998785 del
>>998776
Imagine going to jail for doing your job


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NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:15 [Preview] No.998787 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:17 [Preview] No.998788 del
Been thinking of whimsical exclaimations about Weber's arse for the past hour or so.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:27 [Preview] No.998789 del
>>998788
The gape is serious business.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:37 [Preview] No.998790 del
Shocking flatulence, pardon me.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:41 [Preview] No.998791 del
>Kash Patel Lost It When Personalized Bourbon Bottle Went Missing
>>“It turned into a sh*tshow,” a former agent said of the scene.
https://newrepublic.com/post/210076/kash-patel-freaked-personalized-bourbon-bottle-missing


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NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:50 [Preview] No.998795 del
thinking about just getting a massive bag of popcorn and lying on my bed all day watching youtube and movies


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:52 [Preview] No.998796 del
>>998794
My friend whose dad is a virologist said you can catch hantavirus just by thinking about it


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NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 22:57 [Preview] No.998798 del
>>998794
I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus


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NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 23:05 [Preview] No.998801 del
>>998798
There is no shame.


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 23:08 [Preview] No.998802 del
>>998796
That is how shingles works


NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 23:23 [Preview] No.998803 del
>>998801
The stigma is gone.


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NEET 05/07/2026 (Thu) 23:51 [Preview] No.998805 del
>>998798
imagine if it was real this time. rolling for the good old days.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:21 [Preview] No.998806 del
Might wantonly expend my manly essences while viewing internet pornography.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:22 [Preview] No.998807 del
I would unironically love another lockdown/


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:25 [Preview] No.998808 del
Wontonly lockdown


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:30 [Preview] No.998809 del
>>998806
I tried and failed. No fuel in the tank, or not enough choke.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:38 [Preview] No.998810 del
Trying to get super out for Glenn. Fuck this process. Third day of calling them. Now on hold for 20 min while they keep transferring because everyone we speak to doesnt know shit. I've had to read out the fucking form to these numpties more than once.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:39 [Preview] No.998811 del
>>998810
Are you talking to Aussies or Indians?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:41 [Preview] No.998812 del
parted out a chook and gave sweetie the oysters and some scrappy bits
having a rum


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:42 [Preview] No.998813 del
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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.998814 del
>>998813
start ya bastard has a better name


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:44 [Preview] No.998815 del
>>998809
You need some rollmops. The secret of cruisey's virility.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:46 [Preview] No.998816 del
>>998812
You are good to her.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 00:47 [Preview] No.998817 del
>>998816
good to all my bitches


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:04 [Preview] No.998818 del
>>998811
Implying it makes a difference.
These shit kicker call centre fucks just recite shit from a sheet.
Ended up with a manager who actually knew what he has on about (who was Indian)


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:05 [Preview] No.998819 del
>>998818
Can you pull a little bit of Glenn's super out for me too please.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:18 [Preview] No.998820 del
Might start a cloud provider, azure and amazon have been getting fat and lazy without real competition.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:21 [Preview] No.998821 del
We ♥️ Weber


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:27 [Preview] No.998822 del
>>998819
You would only waste it on icecream.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:28 [Preview] No.998823 del
>>998820
Monk yes!


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:29 [Preview] No.998824 del
>>998821
I just wish that he would love himself. :(


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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:31 [Preview] No.998826 del
>>998821
for me it's monk, he sounds like a lot of fun


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.998827 del
>>998813
meme huff


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:32 [Preview] No.998828 del
>>998826
Monk? No!


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:33 [Preview] No.998829 del
$0.75 burgers


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:36 [Preview] No.998830 del
>>998829
Yes please.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:38 [Preview] No.998831 del
>>998829
Black & Gold?


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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:42 [Preview] No.998833 del
Back in the day we could live off 3 quid a week ffs...


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:52 [Preview] No.998834 del
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bet maduro is enjoying the iran war immensely
>>998833
don't remember this, i do remember 10p freddos though


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:53 [Preview] No.998835 del
30 cent ice cream cones from mcdolans are $15 now


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:54 [Preview] No.998836 del
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>>998834
We must kill those who took this from us!


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:55 [Preview] No.998837 del
A full home run shit fest


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:56 [Preview] No.998838 del
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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.998839 del
>>998837
An odd remark.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.998840 del
rolling. 40 and i get maccas for breakky


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 01:58 [Preview] No.998841 del
>>998840
it's my lucky day


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:07 [Preview] No.998842 del
>>998840
>>998841
Well done NEET. You took a big risk but it paid off.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:08 [Preview] No.998843 del
>>998842
Thanks wizzy. I try


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:11 [Preview] No.998844 del
>>998842
he didn't roll nothink
he looked at the post number and guessed he could post before somebody else did because nobody posts here quickly


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:12 [Preview] No.998845 del
Rolled 4 = 4 (1d6)

We need monk to make us an ausneets app where we can roll dice and the endchan post tells us whether to get kfc maccas or hj. It could be monetised via a link with uber eats. An AI agent could automatically order for the neet and bill ndis with cruisey taking a cut.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:17 [Preview] No.998846 del
Rolled 6, 19 = 25 (2d20)

Rolling for how many wicked wings I get.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.998847 del
What colour unlocks your vehicle?
Khaki


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:22 [Preview] No.998848 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=HEZZLAwO0mI [Embed] been listening to this a lot lately


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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:26 [Preview] No.998850 del
>>998848
That's just AI noise.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:27 [Preview] No.998851 del
>>998833
I remember prices going down, when I was first buying bottles of cordial water, you could get a wooden crate of them for a shilling. The next week you'd get some farthings in change which you could spend on a bottle of heroin elixir from the chemist.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:32 [Preview] No.998852 del
>>998850
is it? that's depressing if i fell for that, i'm always looking for new music but it seems like it's becoming more and more fleeting now. https://psicadence.bandcamp.com/track/undercurrent another banger i've been enjoying as of recent


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 02:56 [Preview] No.998853 del
I want Weber to take me to the upstairs Mexican restaurant.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:04 [Preview] No.998854 del
>>998853
Where is that? I only know the one that is/used to be in Shitbourne St


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:07 [Preview] No.998855 del
>>998854
The one on the main street in Victor.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:18 [Preview] No.998856 del
>>998855
Me and Motherbat are making chiggen tacos tomorrow night.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:19 [Preview] No.998857 del
neets what foods from the shops have alcohol in them?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.998858 del
>>998857
Mouth wash and metho


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:20 [Preview] No.998859 del
>>998856
She always keeps the shells in the oven too long.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.998860 del
>>998859
We got stand and stuff soft ones this time.


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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:21 [Preview] No.998862 del
>>998857
Vanilla essence
Hand sanitizer


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:23 [Preview] No.998863 del
There was a drunk near here passed out on the ground with a half-empty bottle of Listerine held between his legs.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:31 [Preview] No.998864 del
>>998860
>stand and stuff soft ones
I don't trust these modern taco innovations.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:34 [Preview] No.998865 del
need a nap, not sleepy enough though


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.998866 del
>>998864
after the bat leaves them in the oven for too long they'll be hard shelled


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:37 [Preview] No.998867 del
starving. might just garn a kebab instead


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:38 [Preview] No.998868 del
>>998867
Get me a lamb kebab please. Easy on the garlic sauce.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.998869 del
>>998864
Beans and chihuahua mince are the only things I tolerate on mine. I'm an old fashioned purist.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 03:55 [Preview] No.998870 del
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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:05 [Preview] No.998871 del
>>998863
I remember him. He always smelt so fresh and his drool was weird green.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:09 [Preview] No.998872 del
jorkin my peanus


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:17 [Preview] No.998873 del
When is Shiban announcing this weekend's moofie?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.998874 del
>>998810
There should be a dedicated hardship line for these specific inquiries that should be able to assist and should be based in Australia.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.998875 del
>>998873
he does one monthly you goomba


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:18 [Preview] No.998876 del
>>998826
I wonder what he is up to today.


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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.998879 del
>>998863
At least he had a minty fresh breath


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.998880 del
>>998869
You shouldn't be eating doggos neet.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.998881 del
>>998869
>Beans and chihuahua mince
A true delight.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:20 [Preview] No.998882 del
>>998873
Hopefully it is HP.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:21 [Preview] No.998883 del
>>998810
Straight to the slappers!


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.998884 del
>>998872
can you jork mine too please


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:22 [Preview] No.998885 del
>>998883
Just checked mine. Not too bad for today's spending.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.998886 del
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>>998881
double helping on mine please


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.998887 del
>>998885
I want to access mine before the great taking. Otherwise I am resigned to never seeing that money.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:25 [Preview] No.998888 del
>>998876
tbh, nuro too


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:27 [Preview] No.998889 del
had a direct debit overinight be less than it should have been
they took 25.98 instead of 29.00
the correct money was there


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:28 [Preview] No.998890 del
>>998888
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:29 [Preview] No.998891 del
might chug it in for the week


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:30 [Preview] No.998892 del
>>998889
Winning.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.998893 del
>>998891
Chux it in well NEET


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:33 [Preview] No.998894 del
>>998887
If you are on Cenno for X period, you can put in a claim for it and say you need it for particular circumstances. You will need all the support documentation though.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:37 [Preview] No.998895 del
>Your super fund will decide if you can access your super early because of severe financial hardship. We don’t decide if you can access your super early or if you’re in severe financial hardship.
>According to the Superannuation Industry (Supervision) Regulations 1994 you’re considered to be in severe financial hardship if:
>>you’re unable to pay for reasonable and immediate essential family living costs
>>you’ve been getting an eligible income support payment from us for 26 weeks continuously with no gaps
>>you’re getting an eligible income support payment on the day you apply for an early release of super.
https://www.servicesaustralia.gov.au/who-can-access-their-superannuation-early?context=21971


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:46 [Preview] No.998896 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HhzlgppLtO4 [Embed]
wish i had a big titty house wife to make egg & bacon pie


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 04:57 [Preview] No.998897 del
>thinking about possum in a pinafore, fussing about the commune kitchen


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:10 [Preview] No.998898 del
>>998896
>egg & bacon pie
Good ol' Quiche Lorraine


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:20 [Preview] No.998899 del
at the commune, calling it anything other than egg & bacon pie will result in being sent to your room without dinner


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.998900 del
Might make a series of 80s action b movies based on nuro's life and exploits


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:21 [Preview] No.998901 del
>>998868
Don't know why you didn't eat it so I ate it. soz


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:22 [Preview] No.998902 del
all treats will be locked in a central treats cupboard and guarded by sentries, in case neets sent to bed without dinner think they can just sneak treats when everybody is asleep


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:23 [Preview] No.998903 del
>>998900
Commnando was based on an amalgam of Tiffin and Weber


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:29 [Preview] No.998904 del
>>998903
You are thinking of Mall Cop.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:32 [Preview] No.998905 del
>>998904
this is a pretty harsh burn


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:34 [Preview] No.998906 del
at least he didn't say what's eating gilbert's grapes


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:35 [Preview] No.998907 del
Seven letters baby! Beat that!


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:36 [Preview] No.998908 del
>>998839
More prophetic than you could ever imagine


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:37 [Preview] No.998909 del
>>998907
tnetennba


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:41 [Preview] No.998910 del
Bought a dog from a Chinese lady. You know things are bad when they're selling their dinner


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:51 [Preview] No.998911 del
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>>998902
>guarded by sentries


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 05:58 [Preview] No.998912 del
>>998911
pixxa delivery drivers and uber pajeets will be shot on sight


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:01 [Preview] No.998913 del
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>>998912
>pixxa


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:02 [Preview] No.998914 del
>>998903
We have here a picture of tiffin with one of his spars.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:04 [Preview] No.998915 del
>>998914
forgot the picture,damn I'ma mong today


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:05 [Preview] No.998916 del
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In a later scene, webby and tiffin compare knives


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:09 [Preview] No.998917 del
Webby getting ready for a March for Australia rally


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:10 [Preview] No.998918 del
Webby getting ready for a March for Australia rally


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:12 [Preview] No.998919 del


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:16 [Preview] No.998920 del
RBA increased interest rates by 0.25% the other day. Bank just messaged me to say they were generously increasing the rate on my savings account by 0.15%. Fucking kikes. Shit should be illegal if increases don't match their fucking loan rates.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.998921 del
>>998916
Only one has used a pyramid sharpener.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:18 [Preview] No.998922 del
>>998921
the other, a kangaroo strop


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:28 [Preview] No.998923 del
>>998913
You love it!


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:29 [Preview] No.998924 del
>>998917
>>998918
Is he ready yet?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:30 [Preview] No.998925 del
>>998903
>Commnaando
Sounds Indian.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:43 [Preview] No.998926 del
lol the illegal tobacco trade is so huge the existing legal companies are having secret meetings with government about duties and tax
secret because they fear they will be killed by the mohammadens with the illegal cigs


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:51 [Preview] No.998927 del
>>998926
Nuro has similar meetings to discuss tax concessions.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 06:52 [Preview] No.998928 del
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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:01 [Preview] No.998929 del
>>998805
Going to remote places where you can't get the virus from anyone sounds dangerous to health.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:12 [Preview] No.998930 del


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:16 [Preview] No.998931 del
>>998919
Doesn't work for me either - the gif is 12MB, may be too large.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:23 [Preview] No.998932 del
I wanna test too


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:25 [Preview] No.998933 del
>>998932
Did it work?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:26 [Preview] No.998934 del
>>998933
No 😓


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:34 [Preview] No.998935 del


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:35 [Preview] No.998936 del
Skill issue.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 07:58 [Preview] No.998938 del
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(1.55 MB 4032x3024 IMG_4610.jpeg)
(1.70 MB 4032x3024 IMG_4611.jpeg)
Took Sweaty for a walk before dark and storm.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:00 [Preview] No.998939 del
CP in the catalog. Global reported.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:06 [Preview] No.998940 del
>>998938
Lovely.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.998941 del
Weeeeeeber


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:27 [Preview] No.998942 del
>>998938
Nice, thanks for the pics.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:28 [Preview] No.998943 del
50 in, 200 out
Captcha again


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.998944 del
>>998943
Well done.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:31 [Preview] No.998945 del
>>998936
We needed monk. Only he could upload a file like that.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:32 [Preview] No.998946 del
>>998941
You'ev left your two dildos on either side of the door plus a nasty drip trail. Absolutely disgusting.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:34 [Preview] No.998947 del
>>998938
Good walk.

>>998939
Thanks.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:35 [Preview] No.998948 del
>>998946
>a nasty drip trail.
We've all been there.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:36 [Preview] No.998949 del
>>998948
I have two sheets of Viva in.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:43 [Preview] No.998950 del
Might become half japanese.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:44 [Preview] No.998951 del
Computer is depressing me, draining me, don't want to do anything. Need to get up but don't have the strength to escape anymore


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.998952 del
>>998941
Even the shitters in lizbbef have ram raid bollards in them


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:46 [Preview] No.998953 del
How did that nigga's shiny new macbook thingo go?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:52 [Preview] No.998954 del
>>998952
sexual enocunters in the men toilet's can sometimes be lively and rough


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:55 [Preview] No.998955 del
>>998953
On it now. It's godly and everything that I wanted. Also I'm gay now and proud of it


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:57 [Preview] No.998956 del
>>998938
Based.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:58 [Preview] No.998957 del
>>998945
👆💯


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.998958 del
>>998955
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.998959 del
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Went and bought a 5TB portable hard drive and talked to the woman selling it who was maybe in her 40's. We had a good chat about how feminism is retarded. I thought she was a good one so I asked her, if she had a daughter my age what sort of man would she want for her, and she said me. This made me happy.

>pic a bit unrelated


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 08:59 [Preview] No.998960 del
>>998955
Good. Happy for you.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.998961 del
>>998959
>>pic a bit unrelated
That's not you?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:00 [Preview] No.998962 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=eZ8CpUYm470 [Embed] lads here think they have good music taste


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:03 [Preview] No.998963 del
>>998962
is swiss neet one of our long term neets, or a recent arrival from another country?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:05 [Preview] No.998964 del
>>998963
Dunno but he likes Muzak apparently


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:07 [Preview] No.998965 del
>>998963
i am toothpaste and wish australian neets all the best.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:13 [Preview] No.998966 del
>>998965
You are good value Toothpaste


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.998967 del
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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:16 [Preview] No.998968 del
>>998895
There's no longer a cost transferring your super between providers so if they refuse to release hardship funds then just change providers


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:17 [Preview] No.998969 del
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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.998970 del
>>998965
Thanks neet, and right back at you.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:19 [Preview] No.998971 del
>>998967
Is that Floyd?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.998972 del


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:20 [Preview] No.998973 del
>>998971
He's looking well.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:21 [Preview] No.998974 del
>>998969
Good Pepe selection.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:22 [Preview] No.998975 del
>>998973
The reports of his death by kneeling were greatly eggaxterated


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:23 [Preview] No.998976 del
>>998974
Thank you. It has a transparent background, so you can paste it into other scenes like a van or a supermarket or discotheque.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:24 [Preview] No.998977 del
Made a proper calabrese.
Olives, bacon, chilli, tinned fish, pasda


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:27 [Preview] No.998978 del
>>998977
You did well NEET.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:28 [Preview] No.998979 del
feeling a bit rapey and a bit chumpy


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:30 [Preview] No.998980 del
>>998979
So chumpy you can carve it?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:31 [Preview] No.998981 del
>>998980
I hope he takes me to a carvery


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:32 [Preview] No.998982 del
>>998981
I will have the roast pork.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:33 [Preview] No.998983 del
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went up the bush to try out the cruiser axe on the boles in the drixxle and talked to my neighbour who bought a late model commodore station wagon which looked cool and he was pleased with it then i yelled abuse at a pajeet with commietoria plates who stopped on a blind corner of the highway where i cross over into the back roads to chat me up then i chopped the bad bits of the boles away real easy with the axe and rested the butt in the running creek at the end to wash the mud away and had a drink of water right on dusk when i finished and walked home the long way so i could drop off some bus bars in someones letter box and saw blacky the cat so thats all community stuff and axe work and bonus heroic racism now im stuffed after eating too much pixxa and the fucking internet is down and I gotta use 4G again fml


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:34 [Preview] No.998984 del
>>998983
Another good day and good feed.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:35 [Preview] No.998985 del
>>998983
Bit of each for me please.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:36 [Preview] No.998986 del
>>998983
Busy day


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:47 [Preview] No.998987 del
>>998983
Did you carry a spar on your shoulder?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:53 [Preview] No.998988 del
>>998984
>>998986
I got through okay. Set the fire but didnt light it.
>>998987
The handbag accessory for the axe works really well. Might go to bed early. Hope the internet fixes itself overnight.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 09:56 [Preview] No.998989 del
The one in the fancy suit is calling the shots, others in town might know more


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:04 [Preview] No.998990 del
Making the impossible, possible! - UMM PTY LTD


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:12 [Preview] No.998991 del
>>998967
Is that Prigozhin?
Horse is a good piece.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:18 [Preview] No.998992 del
>>998991
Nigozhin


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:38 [Preview] No.998993 del
I wanna make sardine/walnut/jalapeno toast, like tiffin.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:52 [Preview] No.998995 del
>>998993
Login to TiffNET, download the recipe and make it.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:55 [Preview] No.998996 del
>>998993
Do you have any sardines?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 10:59 [Preview] No.998997 del
>>998996
yes, but I need crushed walnuts and jalapenos, will acquire tomorrow


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:07 [Preview] No.998998 del
> An ENTIRE Civilization Ruled Australia Before Egypt Built the Pyramids — Then They Were Erased
Sure, this sounds legit...


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.998999 del
>>998998
AI sloppa capitalisation too


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:11 [Preview] No.999000 del
Goon Evening Neetaloons

Fuck was up early just thinking about the shear amount of box ticking i had to do today

✔️eat breaky
✔️wash big ass doonahs in the 20kg laundromat tubs on a day no one is fucking using them
✔️tax shit
✔️medical shit
✔️doctors
✔️chemist
✔️durg shit
✔️banking shit
✔️customers shit
✔️more cunstomers
✔️tell cunstomers there shit aint done
✔️drive and get parts
✔️drop off bikes
❌mothers day shit
❌get back home and chill
❌cook dinner

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:19 [Preview] No.999001 del
>>999000
Whizz tomorrow and finish it off.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:25 [Preview] No.999002 del
>>998983
BASED!


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:30 [Preview] No.999003 del
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>>999001
how we be doin anyhoos ? are moofie nights here still a thing ?

i have an old cunt mate who is completely useless for anything other than growing hooch. His moofie streaming site got shut down and is complaining to me find a new one (his young fella has fucked off for a while)

anyone know some normie tier moofie and streaming sites >??


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 11:49 [Preview] No.999004 del
>>998959
You should have said what about her mother?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 12:46 [Preview] No.999005 del
Good game of footy. Terrible result.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:39 [Preview] No.999007 del
>>999005
Good result. Doggies deserved it.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 14:42 [Preview] No.999008 del
>>999007
Yeah, port were fucking up too much. Could have won several times but didnt.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:24 [Preview] No.999009 del
Premeditated ejaculation


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 15:28 [Preview] No.999010 del
>>999009
With intent.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:41 [Preview] No.999011 del


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 16:50 [Preview] No.999012 del
>>999003
There's a list on free media heck yeah but the best ones require signing up with discord to make an account. the rest either go down after a year or are spammed with ads.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:09 [Preview] No.999013 del
awake again, fml


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:10 [Preview] No.999014 del


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:18 [Preview] No.999015 del
>>999014
how do you get back to sleep? I'm contemplating lobster pills again


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 17:20 [Preview] No.999016 del
>>999011
If you would be the man for her mother, the woman you were speaking to. If she says youre good enough to fuck her daughter, oure in.


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Brand new day


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 20:11 [Preview] No.999018 del
>>999017
You will thrive today.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 20:29 [Preview] No.999019 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 20:48 [Preview] No.999020 del
>>999018
Tried her new induction hob and stainless pan. Smoked out the house and burned my chiggen patties :(


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 20:55 [Preview] No.999021 del
>>999020
Woe. Did she yell?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 20:56 [Preview] No.999022 del
>>999021
No. She's making me some toast and vegemite now.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:01 [Preview] No.999023 del
Cruisey the weird girl is in my computer again!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6o5UNq3clUU [Embed]


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:41 [Preview] No.999024 del
>EU calls VPNs “a loophole that needs closing” in age verification push
https://cyberinsider.com/eu-calls-vpns-a-loophole-that-needs-closing-in-age-verification-push/


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:49 [Preview] No.999025 del
War’s over, we’re doing UFOs now.
https://www.war.gov/UFO/


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:53 [Preview] No.999027 del
morning bros, gonna get it together today


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.999028 del
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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:54 [Preview] No.999029 del
>>999027
gm, gl


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:55 [Preview] No.999030 del


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 21:57 [Preview] No.999031 del


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 22:00 [Preview] No.999032 del
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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 22:01 [Preview] No.999033 del
>>999025
Hopefully they have correctly redacted all the sensitive information this time.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 22:03 [Preview] No.999034 del
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>Labour suffers historic Wales loss as Reform wins more than 1,400 English council seats
>https://www.bbc.com/news/live/c1428pev1n0t


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 22:22 [Preview] No.999035 del
>>999034
He has lots of meme potential.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.999036 del
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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 22:33 [Preview] No.999037 del
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Good Morning NEETs.
Slept in and lit the fire. Giving up.


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>>999037
a not often seen (by me at least) angle of the female form


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 22:39 [Preview] No.999039 del
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NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 22:54 [Preview] No.999041 del
>>999035
a sussy chungus pirate from basildon


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 22:56 [Preview] No.999042 del
>>999039
Reform isn't the hardline party, it's Farage and his brown "good migrants". Basically Pauline-tier.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 22:59 [Preview] No.999043 del
Restore (Rupert Lowe) is the hardline party. They won all 10 of the seats they stood candidates in.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 23:12 [Preview] No.999044 del
>>999043
https://xcancel.com/RupertLowe10/status/2051891073610338492#m
...
>My policy position on immigration is quite straightforward.
>Every single illegal migrant gets deported - I have been consistent on this for a very long time, far before it was fashionable.
>We will implement an environment so hostile, that many of the illegals will remove themselves. The rest will be forcibly deported. We have published the most comprehensive deportation policy ever released in Britain. We have done our homework. It can be done, and it will be done.
...
>Legal immigration.
>If a migrant is living in Britain and unable to speak English, claims benefits, lives in social housing, hates our way of life, refuses to work? Then they have no reason to be in our country.
>And they should leave. Under a Restore Britain Government, millions would. Net negative immigration, severe net negative.
...
based


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 23:18 [Preview] No.999045 del
>>999041
Good meme too


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 23:26 [Preview] No.999046 del
>>999044
They should just make it legal to rape immigrants, eventually they will realize getting raped everyday by everyone around them isn't worth it and they will leave.


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 23:31 [Preview] No.999047 del
Not going to be a comfy week


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 23:33 [Preview] No.999048 del
>>999044
rupert really is based, the local elections yesterday were a fun throwback to the old days of farage and brexit when there was still hope for the right wing in uk politics


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.999049 del
>>999047
What’s up?


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 23:46 [Preview] No.999050 del
At Wohlers waiting for a hot choggolate


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 23:50 [Preview] No.999051 del
>>999050
Get me some dumplings from the chinky and an apple pie from maccas please


NEET 05/08/2026 (Fri) 23:56 [Preview] No.999052 del
Might give Capatin Blackbeard's new movie a bad review


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 00:08 [Preview] No.999053 del
>>999049
Bad dreams


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 00:38 [Preview] No.999054 del
>>999052
nothing like typing a scathing review of something to recharge one's loosh


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 00:53 [Preview] No.999055 del
Got two ramekins at Wohlers.
Made a plan to out again at 11am to get some flowers for her, but she has said she wants to come too.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 01:15 [Preview] No.999056 del
Is sliced bread a bad home thing and unsliced bread patrician tier? I went into a fancy bread place to purchase some dark rye sourdough, asked for the woman to slice it, and she took one look at me in my battered old hoodie and 5xl trackies and said 'we don't do that here'. Next time I will purchase it sliced from coles.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 01:18 [Preview] No.999057 del
>>999056
She sounds like a bitch.
There was a place here Motherbat and I went into and asked for a pie and the owner put on a fake posch accent and sad "we don't sell piessss", so told him to get fucked and we left.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 01:19 [Preview] No.999058 del
>>999056
Yes NEET, sliced bread is low class.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 02:19 [Preview] No.999059 del
>>999056
>>999057
>She sounds like a bitch.
This.
There are other ways to say it like
>we don't have the machine


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 02:22 [Preview] No.999060 del
>Zinger® Tower® Twister
>Regular meal with 7 Up

The chibs the were well cooked and salted. The wrap wasn't dry with enough sauce for once. Good sloppa.
#Blessed


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 02:24 [Preview] No.999061 del
Watching The Exorcist (1973). 20 minutes in and nothing has happened.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 02:26 [Preview] No.999062 del
>>999056
Pretty much. Pre-sliced gives you convenience at the expense of quality. That is very bad-home-coded.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 02:29 [Preview] No.999063 del
>>999062
>Pre-sliced gives you convenience at the expense of quality.
Bakers Delight can slice everything as requested.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 02:30 [Preview] No.999064 del
plus supermarket breads are loaded with preservatives so the extra air exposure doesn't matter much. Freshness is more important with good bread.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 02:37 [Preview] No.999065 del
>>999060
You did well.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 02:46 [Preview] No.999066 del
Do you NEETs say negative things to yourself out loud?
Just now while rinsing my coffee mug at the sink I blurted out "I'm so obese. Nothing's good. Everything hurts."
I do not really have control over it. Sometimes it happens in public.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 02:49 [Preview] No.999067 del
>>999067
I'm going to wank off this neet.


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NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 02:58 [Preview] No.999069 del
>>999068
We've turned against ourselves. No wonder we are unhappy.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 03:09 [Preview] No.999070 del
Every now and then a bird will fly into one of my windows at top speed. Makes a very big bang. Scares me.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 03:19 [Preview] No.999071 del
>>999070
BANG!!!


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 03:28 [Preview] No.999072 del
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NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 03:33 [Preview] No.999073 del
What is going on with the UFO disclosure NEETs?
I have heard they are either slowly prepping us for the truth about aliens being real, or that it is all a big psyop or distraction.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 03:36 [Preview] No.999074 del
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Made some good finds in an antique shop here today.
1938 2 Reichsmark (Silver)
1939 50 Reichspfennig (Aluminium, 'J' - Mint of Hamburg)
1938 1 Reichspfennig (Bronze, 'A' - State Mint Berlin)


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 03:37 [Preview] No.999075 del
>>999074
Excellent finds NEET.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 03:46 [Preview] No.999076 del
The mint mark for the silver coin is behind Hindenburg's head. Not sure if that's an E or a D from the photo I took.
D is Bavarian Central Mint, Munich
E is Muldenhütten Mint, Dresden


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.999077 del
if i get drunk and musickpost later it''s not my fault but i apologise in advance


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 03:54 [Preview] No.999078 del
>>999077
It’s all good, fren.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 04:16 [Preview] No.999079 del


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 04:53 [Preview] No.999080 del
>>999074
Was bat with you?


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 04:54 [Preview] No.999081 del
>>999080
She was looking at some other shop down the road. Her only concern was that somebody might have recorded me being a nazi.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 05:26 [Preview] No.999082 del
>>999074
These would buy quite a number of slices at Tiffo's Haus of Pixxa.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.999083 del
I wonder if Hitler ever ate a slice of Margherita pixxa when he visited El Deuce


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 05:28 [Preview] No.999084 del
>>999082
He's probably already redeemed them for e-TiffTokens on TiffNET for pixxas.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 05:29 [Preview] No.999085 del
Duce*


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 05:32 [Preview] No.999086 del
>>999083
Google suggests the fat cunt actually tried to steer his own countrymen away from pasta and pixxa in favour of rice and healthy stuff


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.999087 del
>>999086
>rice
Its just empty carbs.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 05:36 [Preview] No.999088 del
>>999087
Cheap in times of war I guess


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 05:47 [Preview] No.999089 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gc8B4QYjW74 [Embed] this slams, absolute peng ting


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 05:52 [Preview] No.999090 del
She had accidentally brought hard shell tacos and when I pointed it out just now she went spastic.
Got uber jeet to bring the correct tacos and a self-saucing pudding (buttterscotch) and a bunch of flowers. Trust pajeet to fuck up gettin a bunch of flowers. Half an hour of back-and-forth with him tellig me they don't have the ones I want and uber wont let him just pick a bunch out. Ended up with a dozen white roses in some fucking wedding arrangement lol.
Crisis averted anyhow.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 05:58 [Preview] No.999091 del
>>999081
Stop being a nazi


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:01 [Preview] No.999092 del
>>999091
Stop being a communist


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:06 [Preview] No.999093 del
>>999091
Get out jew


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:12 [Preview] No.999094 del
>>999089
Did any of you ever watch Trap Door on tele as a kid?
I suspect I and 10K are the only ones old enough to remember it


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:16 [Preview] No.999095 del
>>999090
Sir tries his best and delivers interesting results.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:17 [Preview] No.999096 del
I think I could upload HP today quick, but have to check what I have.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:21 [Preview] No.999097 del
>>999096
See how you go update us in an hour. Make the upload run like Gordon
https://youtube.com/watch?v=noJbLa_TQ_s [Embed]


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.999098 del
>>999097
What? Also I probably wasn't asking you.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:22 [Preview] No.999099 del
>>999098
>Also I probably wasn't asking you.
lol


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.999100 del
>>999074
I have one or two of those stamps. I was thinking I dont have a picture of 18 up on my wall. I could just frame a stamp and put that in my battle station where I can see him all the time but alternatively I have a large image file of pictures and I want to just pick one and print it out on my nice color printer and laminate it or put it behind glass. Mount it on my wall.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:39 [Preview] No.999101 del
>>999098
HP is essential.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:40 [Preview] No.999102 del
>>999096
yor a wizard


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:43 [Preview] No.999103 del
>>999100
>I was thinking I dont have a picture of 18 up on my wall.
At the risk of telling you something you already know, those numbers are the number of Reichspfennig the stamp is worth, not an issue or series number.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:48 [Preview] No.999104 del
>>999100
The old boomer in the shop was saying every kid in the late 40's/early 50's had millions of Hitler stamps.
He then started saying he was at the gun sales meet a while back (presumably the Angle Park one) and none of the cops showed up to confiscate the naxi stuff.
I maintained a poker face, in case the whole shop was a
>take a seat over there


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 06:50 [Preview] No.999105 del
I have Life (2017) uploaded. Watching it in about 2 hours or so.
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner

Might add american hobo at some point before that.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 07:09 [Preview] No.999106 del
>>999105
Thank you.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 07:17 [Preview] No.999107 del
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>>999073
Nothing ever happens. They do this every few years and nothing happens. Literally chudjaksville.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 07:33 [Preview] No.999108 del
>>999107
Please don't post soijacks and chudjacks


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 07:55 [Preview] No.999109 del
>>999107
I like this meme. It confronts the hash reality for some.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:01 [Preview] No.999110 del
Threw some american hobo in.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:34 [Preview] No.999111 del
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NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:35 [Preview] No.999112 del
>>999111
Dan u boong


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:40 [Preview] No.999113 del
just realised the metal grill above my stove has been getting damp and dripping water down onto open pots of stuff I've been cooking, for years. Vile.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:42 [Preview] No.999114 del
smoko


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.999115 del
15 minutes till movie, fellas!
Poo, pee and whatnot now!


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:45 [Preview] No.999116 del
>>999113
It adds extra flavour.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:46 [Preview] No.999117 del
>>999114
10 minutes then back at it neet.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 08:59 [Preview] No.999118 del
Two minutes fellas! Get in here!
https://cytu.be/r/endcorner


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:07 [Preview] No.999119 del
She is watching the penultimate episode of Fartlander


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:10 [Preview] No.999120 del
>>999090
You did well. Do they have uber jeets in Victor now?


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:16 [Preview] No.999121 del
>>999120
Yes, or at least I got lucky with one down for the weekend


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:17 [Preview] No.999122 del
>>999111
Thanks Dan.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:19 [Preview] No.999123 del
>>999121
He did well by you. Asking for flowers the day before Mother's Day was a tough one.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:34 [Preview] No.999124 del
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>>999123
It was just Coles?


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:43 [Preview] No.999125 del
Goon EvilNEET Fuckers….


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:46 [Preview] No.999126 del
>>999125
Hi Nuro. Nice video.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:47 [Preview] No.999127 del
70 in, 250 out


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:50 [Preview] No.999128 del
>>999127
Well done. You are on a hot streak.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.999129 del


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 09:53 [Preview] No.999130 del
>>999125
nice ride


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:01 [Preview] No.999131 del
>>999130
It’s no BMX


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:05 [Preview] No.999132 del


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:07 [Preview] No.999133 del
>>999127
You Trusted the System.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:10 [Preview] No.999134 del
>>999128
He needs to ride his streak. Put that 250 back in, and as much other money as he can get his hands on. Borrow if he can. It's the only way to beat the house.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:11 [Preview] No.999135 del
>>999133
I did not.
Put 50 in high stakes, one feature and got it back to 50, cashed out then had tea (squid linguini, okay but too oily) then put 50 in the buddha, lost it, then 20 in the tiki hawaiian one and got free games which gives times 2 or 3 for wilds, one of the spins on he free games was $140. The System responds.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:12 [Preview] No.999136 del
>>999134
I have 800 on me from pokies over last week or so. I only get cash out for that, and choof, and tugs

Can you fix my captcha


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:18 [Preview] No.999137 del
>>999136
added to VIM list


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:36 [Preview] No.999138 del
Gonna watch The Cloverfield Paradox next time.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:40 [Preview] No.999139 del
Thanks for watching btw.

>>999125
Good rolling.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:44 [Preview] No.999140 del
>>999139

Alien earth is quite good but the episodes are like an hour long and there's about eight of them


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:47 [Preview] No.999141 del
>>999135
>The System responds.
You had faith in The System 🙏


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:48 [Preview] No.999142 del
>>999125
Based.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 10:55 [Preview] No.999143 del
might download some old Boris Karloff moofies


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.999144 del
>>999140
Did not like it much.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:05 [Preview] No.999145 del
>William Henry Pratt, known professionally as Boris Karloff, was an English actor. His portrayal of Frankenstein's monster in the horror film Frankenstein, his 82nd film, established him as a horror icon, and he reprised the role for the sequels Bride of Frankenstein and Son of Frankenstein.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.999146 del
Look at the fucking Nose on this Bitch. I actually dislike these two smug state aparacthic propagandists more than the actual politicians at this point. The polies are dumb and corrupt but these fuckers know exactly what they are doing........


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:09 [Preview] No.999147 del
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Going to bed without any ice cream. Life is suffering. Be sad for me. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:13 [Preview] No.999148 del
>>999146
I dislike the morons who watch TV more that either at this point.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:14 [Preview] No.999149 del
>>999147
It's time to stock up on condensed milk and make your own ice cream neet.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:16 [Preview] No.999150 del
>>999147
You need some SIMPLY VANILLA


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.999151 del
>>999147
Good night.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:18 [Preview] No.999152 del
>>999148
We are no better.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:19 [Preview] No.999153 del
>>999149
I may look into this trick.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:47 [Preview] No.999154 del
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Looks pretty easy to make. I just need thickened cream which I can get from the shop, the same place... as the ice cream...


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:49 [Preview] No.999155 del
I just drink cans of condensed milk.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:50 [Preview] No.999156 del
>>999155
what would you mix that with? butterscotch sauce?


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:52 [Preview] No.999157 del
>>999156
Drink 'em plain m8. It's the executive way.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:53 [Preview] No.999158 del
>>999157
Not me, I will be creative, like a michelin master shef.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:55 [Preview] No.999159 del
>>999137
Thank you


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 11:56 [Preview] No.999160 del
>>999145
Why would he give himself a slav pseudonym?


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:00 [Preview] No.999161 del
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>>999160
Actors are often mentally ill and dysfunctional.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:23 [Preview] No.999162 del
I tried to lift the vaseline container lid off and only realised it was a flip hinge when I had broken it.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:28 [Preview] No.999163 del
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>>999140
>quite good
I've heard otherwise.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:37 [Preview] No.999164 del
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Another digusting day of failure. Too much junk food eaten, no exercise, too much sitting in front of the computer doing nothing important. Will do better tomorrow I swear.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.999165 del
>>999164
Tomorrow it will all turn around for you NEET. Full productivity, incredible amounts of achievement.
I believe in you. Tomorrow.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:41 [Preview] No.999166 del
>>999161
>boris
>exotic


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:45 [Preview] No.999167 del
>>999166
Those were more innocent times. The cossacks were still marauding on the frontier.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:57 [Preview] No.999168 del
might take a caravan holiday to machu pichu


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 12:59 [Preview] No.999169 del
Youtube keeps offering me this 'sleepy australian history' channel, but the videos there have such outragerously bullshit titles I refuse to even glance at them


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 13:10 [Preview] No.999170 del
Barron cove is fantastic.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 13:30 [Preview] No.999171 del
>>999170
>Barron's Cove
6.1/10 on imdb. Does not look like my cup of tea but I am glad you enjoyed it.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 13:35 [Preview] No.999172 del
>>999171
The characters and plot are very well written. Nothing in the movie ever feels cheap. This movie shows real world character development. The acting is well done. I haven't felt this way about a movie in a long while


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 14:34 [Preview] No.999173 del
I want to move to a place that feels more real. I feel like a lot of people just aren't real at all.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 14:35 [Preview] No.999174 del
Might develop a chronic thyroid disease, see if I can get a second disability pension


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 14:47 [Preview] No.999175 del
>>999173
You are suffering from derealisation. It is a mental health condition.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 14:53 [Preview] No.999176 del
>>999173
pretty sure I'm imaginary


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 14:54 [Preview] No.999177 del
>>999175
derealisation isn't real and neither are you. Sometimes I get real feeling moments with people but it always feels like it's through a filter of retardation. I'm not saying logical fallacies or mental illness. I mean they are not even fucking awake. It's like the soul should be showing through their eyes but just doesn't.
I am exaggerating to extremes here because I can get reality with people when I feel like it. I just have a nagging feeling that there could be a better place where I don't have to fight against some dampening force inside their minds.
It would be nice to be were people are already awake instead of always having to do shit work to wake people up all the time


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 15:03 [Preview] No.999178 del
>>999177
It is your ego and narcissism which makes you feel that way.
The reality is that others are probably living life more fully than yourself.
Being trapped in your own mind and full of neurotic thoughts does not make you more "alive".


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 15:46 [Preview] No.999179 del
>>999178
I know what you're saying and to the degree of information you have, you'd be right. But this is not the case. I know what ego is. I don't 'do' ego over others when I'm with them. I try to find the 'real' them that's buried underneath all the trauma and psyop mindgames done unto us by the powers that be and generic world adversity.
When I'm with others I just try to connect with them to bring out new experience(s). What I'm trying to say is that I find a lot of people here are so buried they can't wake up properly.
I 'feel' like I have a good gauge on what someone being awake looks like, and it is beautiful. Really I love all people and it's not about superior or inferior. To me we all have a beautiful and unique expression of some divine essence from fuck knows where.
Just that when I'm alone my mind hurts itself in its confusion trying to understand the meaning of meaning and the logic of logic and how to act in the world.
I get paralysed by fear of causing death on nice and beautiful people through some unknown action that could ripple effect and ruin them.
I could sway someone's thinking with my words and make them disconnect from their friends or leave their long term spouse.
These are smaller examples and aren't easy to just do, but I have done things like these before and I feel guilt, which I would prefer to avoid, but mistakes arising from the blindspot are unavoidable.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 17:47 [Preview] No.999180 del
Feeling sad 😞


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 18:00 [Preview] No.999181 del
>>999180
Man is taking a shortcut through the cemetery, he jumps a little as he starts hearing noises, but he notices a man at a grave working on the stone.
- Oh man, you scared me shitless, I thought it's a ghost! What are you doing anyway?
- Fixing my name.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 18:02 [Preview] No.999182 del
Three elephants sitting on a tree playing chess. How is this impossible?
Chess is a two men game.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 18:08 [Preview] No.999183 del
Producers talking about a movie of one of them.
- Just imagine! I hired 25000 extras from one army, they were attacking from the east. And I hired another 25000 for the enemy attacking from the west...
- How could you pay that much?
- I gave them live rounds..


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 19:58 [Preview] No.999184 del
>>999179
AI says you might be losing touch with reality.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 21:37 [Preview] No.999186 del
Don't forget Mother's Day today.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.999187 del
>>999186
Thank you. Card is next to me while she cooks breakfast.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 21:42 [Preview] No.999188 del
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/nzneets/
maybe if i moved to a big city in australia i'd have a better chance of finding a gf...it would be too scary to move though, and i can't save any money while working part time

i went to, i think it was the gold coast once, as a child. not really my scene to be honest, the beach an all.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 21:44 [Preview] No.999189 del
>>999188
You could visit Nuro from the Gold Coast and get your BMX serviced.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 21:49 [Preview] No.999190 del
I don't get it. Why not simply get a job?


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 21:52 [Preview] No.999191 del
I've been walking everywhere for years now, I have thought to get a bike, but it seems like a hassle to securely store them somewhere while you go about...
But I do get jealous when I see them zooming past me. I'll get a cheap one someday if a deal ever finds me. I will take note though if I ever visit again, maybe if I get any amount of inheritance someday.

>>999190
Excuse me? Why would you want to?


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 21:57 [Preview] No.999192 del
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Good Morning NEETs. Another day closer to the end —of something. Maybe my troubles, maybe the end of civilization. Probably both.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 21:59 [Preview] No.999193 del
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NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.999194 del
(2.67 MB 1280x720 nigger rap HP.mp4)


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 22:01 [Preview] No.999195 del
>>999191
Ask Nuro for recommendations on a good BMX.


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NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 22:03 [Preview] No.999198 del
>>999194
M-M-M-MAYBACH MUSIC


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 22:06 [Preview] No.999199 del
>>999189
oh that's the guy in the video i just watched! it does look nice, i'm just concerned about being mogged. i kinda thought everyone there would be jacked, but it mostly looks like what we have here.

>>999192
yeah, i'm not buying the hantavirus stuff; but now i'll always have to admit, i wouldn't have bought the covid stuff either...

>>999195
hmmm, aren't they smaller and for doing tricks on? i thought they were more for children and adults who haven't given up the dream yet. i'm just keeping an eye out for whatever's cheap, whatever turns up at the recycling place probably.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 22:08 [Preview] No.999200 del
>>999199
>i thought they were more for children and adults who haven't given up the dream yet.
Never stop dreaming.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 22:10 [Preview] No.999201 del
Cruisey I wanna watch the negrified Harry Potter!


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 22:14 [Preview] No.999202 del
>>999199
Capcha exempt poster


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 22:31 [Preview] No.999203 del
>>999201
Get out, you've lost your ausneets privileges.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 22:37 [Preview] No.999204 del
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Might get a tattoo of stonehenge to celebrate my aryan ancestry.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 22:41 [Preview] No.999205 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 22:47 [Preview] No.999206 del
>>999205
seems like an ongoing problem this


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 22:48 [Preview] No.999207 del
>>999206
Not a problem at the moment. Only problem when it doesn't or it sprays out of me.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 23:07 [Preview] No.999208 del
>>999204
please don't post any pipes, it's triggering--
oh fuck, i did get a few 10mg rits for my birthday...? no, no i was meant to save them for when they're needed; for when it's absolutely necessary.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 23:18 [Preview] No.999209 del
>>999208
>for when it's absolutely necessary.
For tomorrow?


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 23:19 [Preview] No.999210 del
>>999204
stonehenge was before indo euro expansion.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 23:25 [Preview] No.999211 del
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>>999209
Do you know something I don't?
Is this a, 'you're alright anon, don't leave the house tomorrow'-type situation?


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 23:36 [Preview] No.999212 del
>>999211
I trust the plan.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 23:42 [Preview] No.999213 del
Happy, happy! 😁


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 23:43 [Preview] No.999214 del
I think maybe Tina is moving on.


NEET 05/09/2026 (Sat) 23:56 [Preview] No.999215 del
took sweaty for a walk
put together the magnetic knife block for motherbat
having the forbidden sherbet drink


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 00:05 [Preview] No.999216 del
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NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 00:06 [Preview] No.999217 del
>>999214
Tina is all we have left.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 00:07 [Preview] No.999218 del
>>999216
About time you lot went back to church.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 00:17 [Preview] No.999219 del
>>999215
A good start to the day.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 00:32 [Preview] No.999220 del
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Good Morning NEETies

Damn this UFO shit is wild....


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 00:33 [Preview] No.999221 del
>>999220
GMN.

Is that Floyd in space?


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 00:42 [Preview] No.999222 del
(2.19 MB 848x560 danger.mp4)


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 00:48 [Preview] No.999223 del
>>999191
get piece of shit bike and no one will steal it


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 00:55 [Preview] No.999224 del
out of no-doz again neets, how can one man's life be so JUSTed?


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 00:56 [Preview] No.999225 del
Washed the car, needs new tyres and the head lining is fucked at the back. Put lots of armour all on the dash and plastic and rubber seals. Vegan fucks will hate this.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 01:14 [Preview] No.999227 del
I need new tires and a good service and tune. And definitely a pressure wash.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 01:28 [Preview] No.999228 del
might get nuro to machine me a high performance ebike frame made of hebel


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 01:36 [Preview] No.999229 del
>>999228
is hebel made from cremated jews or something?


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 02:11 [Preview] No.999230 del
>>999229
Repurposed holo victims are a sustainable resource


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 02:18 [Preview] No.999231 del
>>999184
I just got a new example for you.
Granny neighbours music was too loud so I went to her unit nicely and politely asked her to turn it down. She said she had forgotten that I always hear her TV after the many times I had told her and she said she would turn it down.
She agreed and then 5 minutes later turned on music way way up.
I went down politely again to ask what was going on, why would she do this. She aggressively turned her music off and started having a testicular torsion over it. It's mothers day she yelled.

She values peace she says but nobody else's apparently.
She didn't even consider I want peace on mothers day.
There are so many people who are literally still children and only pretend to be adults and think being nice is a substitute for a persona and then when they don't get their way they have a childish testicular torsion.

I need my own cabin in the woods, far away from the fuckwits of the world.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 02:27 [Preview] No.999232 del
>>999231
>neighbours
there is no escaping them neet.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 02:33 [Preview] No.999233 del
>>999232
We need the NEET commune :(


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 02:43 [Preview] No.999234 del
>>999233
Monk when he gets the golden parachute will buy it.


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NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 02:44 [Preview] No.999237 del
>>999231
Good luck with your cabin Ted.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 03:46 [Preview] No.999238 del
She slammed her door so I yelled will you shut the fuck up so loud it echoed down the street. I am not happy. I will do it again.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 04:05 [Preview] No.999239 del
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=P6uWy9Y-4PE [Embed]


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 04:11 [Preview] No.999240 del
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Feed time.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.999241 del
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>>999238
Print this out and slide it under her dior


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 04:18 [Preview] No.999242 del
Stupid fucking phone
Who would use Dior more than door


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 04:21 [Preview] No.999243 del
Severely depressed again. I went out for a long walk and bought lunch, felt ok, but within 10 minutes of being back home got woed.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 04:31 [Preview] No.999244 del
>>999241
lmao, was considering shitting on her doorstep
>>999243
you need a visit to the tugger


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 04:45 [Preview] No.999245 del
Going to mega hella pull my pud tomorrow


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.999246 del
>>999242
Its mothers day. The good boys would.

Please fix captcha again


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 04:56 [Preview] No.999247 del
>>999238
Was this clogger related?


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 04:59 [Preview] No.999248 del


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 05:21 [Preview] No.999249 del
>>999248
He's worth every cent


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 05:36 [Preview] No.999250 del
>>999188
Get this NEET


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:07 [Preview] No.999251 del
Those neets who studied ninjutsu, what style did you study? Did they teach swords and shurikens?


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:09 [Preview] No.999252 del


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:14 [Preview] No.999253 del
Think I'll go for another waddle.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:22 [Preview] No.999254 del
>>999253
enjoy it neet, you deserve it


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.999255 del
>>999251
I don't know what my actual style was called. My teacher was aussie black belt in it and went to japan to study under the grandmaster.
I didn't get a belt but I learnt the mindset and philosophy and how to deflect a knife and roll.
It was actually pretty fun and I'd recommend it if you can find a serious sensei of it.
Didn't get to use weapons, those come much later


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:26 [Preview] No.999256 del
might wait for user input


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:31 [Preview] No.999257 del
went down the bush where i have to walk along the road for a bit to make a bypass trail so i can just cross instead of letting car cunts see me and as i dropped in its all fucked cutting grass hiding pot holes and rotten spars at waist height so i struggled but broke through to an overgrown side track but its got ponds over it so it needs work but bit by bit i will reduce my exposure and no one will see me except blacky the cat


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:35 [Preview] No.999258 del
>>999231
when bad women get old they get real witchy and unstable. You should probably move out before she tells the "hells angels" you are a pedophile or something.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:36 [Preview] No.999259 del
>>999250
that bike has a brake and he is doing a wheelie to stop, is it just me or thats retarded.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.999260 del
>>999240
I would have put that on a tea towel because its wet


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.999261 del
>>999255
>I didn't get a belt but
I've got a leather belt.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:38 [Preview] No.999262 del
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NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:39 [Preview] No.999263 del
>>999259
its just (You) retard


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.999264 del
>>999262
Cruisey?


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 06:49 [Preview] No.999265 del
>>999257
>no one will see me except blacky the cat
Everyone should be able to see you in the amphitheater.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 07:17 [Preview] No.999266 del
When you use an inferior AI that isn't MonkAI


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 07:39 [Preview] No.999267 del
>>999248
What's that Very Important Mong?


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 07:40 [Preview] No.999268 del
>>999267
Yes. VIM status gives you a direct line to Cruisey 24/7/365


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 07:45 [Preview] No.999269 del
>>999213
Mama's Day

>>999214
They have littering or smoking problems?


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 07:49 [Preview] No.999270 del
>>999258
>real witchy
Which is why why wise cultures burn them


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.999271 del
>>999269
>They have littering or smoking problems?
Not with TiNa


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:09 [Preview] No.999272 del
Goon Evening NEETs.

Didnt make it to Brisbane because the weather was shite. Looked ok around lunch then it blew in. Had my bike loaded to go too. Anyhows. Went for a drive to get some shopping needed Koffee pods and Malk. Could not get a park at Aldi and there was a 15 minute wait for checkouts. I was fucking loosing it.

BUT ! Today is turning into a very comfy Night of NEET treats. Got two spicy chicken burritos from GUzmans, two cases of champas from Dans, Filled up the Van @$1.70, mate gave me some Dank Bud because he owed me for a job, just opened a carton of Malrboro gold, Got a script for some oxys and val from the doc filled. Got half a nox of nangs left. All my Bear skin doonas are freshly washed and smell like sandlewood. There is a nice chill in the air.

Set controls to maximum comfy ! Fuck i really did earn this one.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.999273 del
>>999272
Based.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.999274 del
>>999272
Sounds like a good end for the day. Except for the durgs.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.999275 del
>>999272
Nuro have you ever undertaken martial arts training?


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.999276 del
>>999272
Why don't you service BMX?


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.999277 del


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:32 [Preview] No.999278 del
>>999274
Silence ! You will durgs too when your country turns into ukraine in about a couple of months


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:33 [Preview] No.999279 del
>>999278
Cruisey I wanna to do this dance.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.999280 del
don't cry because you're overweight; laugh because you've eaten so many pies


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.999281 del
>>999280
Thanks Cliev


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.999282 del
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>>999281
He has a lot of pies to laugh about.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.999283 del
>>999276
because our shop does not accept customer supplied parts, and i cant be fucked special ordering all their bullshit overpriced manchild nostalgia nick nacks...


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.999284 del
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>“I look like I'm part of AIPAC”


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:43 [Preview] No.999285 del
>>999283
>bullshit overpriced manchild nostalgia
My exact lifestyle


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:45 [Preview] No.999286 del
>>999285
You are thriving.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:46 [Preview] No.999287 del
>>999283
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VPVJzi7Ta9w [Embed]
this could be us


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:47 [Preview] No.999288 del


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.999289 del
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>>999273
Basado !
>>999275
I actually wanted to during the time of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles....

Mum said no. Turns out it was for the best. The martial arts place was later shut down for owner "inapropiately touching kids" and it took me a few years to actually realise what that meant.
>>999277
samefag


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.999290 del
>>999278
>turns into ukraine
I don't get this.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 08:52 [Preview] No.999291 del
>>999290
His comment reminded me of >>999107


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.999292 del
>>999257
You should dig a tunnel under your house that comes out in the bush. You can hide the trapdoor under a rug.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:13 [Preview] No.999293 del
>>999292
He could do that for the commune as well, it would be like Hogans Heroes except with NEETs.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:24 [Preview] No.999294 del
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>>999293
We would have too many seargent schultz's


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.999295 del
We had two ninja neets iirc, we still haven't heard back if the other one is a kenjutsu master.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:33 [Preview] No.999296 del
Very informative.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:37 [Preview] No.999297 del
>>999289
Pretty blatant stealing an image in the same thread just a couple of hours later.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:45 [Preview] No.999298 del
>>999296
She's got the good paper.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.999299 del
>>999292
I tunnel through the bush, its as impassable as stone anyway. I am getting to know the bush around the roads in and out of here. When the collapse comes I want to cut the roads and keep the city normies away from my survival retreat and supply of sardines.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.999300 del
>>999297
imagine questioning Nuro


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:56 [Preview] No.999301 del
>>999298
Good, good!


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.999302 del
>>999300
The age we live in...


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.999303 del
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Been reading a disturbing thread on /fit/


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 09:59 [Preview] No.999304 del
>>999296
Getting asmr. Subwoofer cone tapping.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.999305 del
>>999303
A clogger thread?


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.999307 del
>>999264
I wouldnt post that meme. As far as I know, its about how having daughters makes you a pimp for the men who will fuck them.
Originally Sam from LOTR


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:13 [Preview] No.999308 del
Ate down the leftovers and have more leftovers for lunch tmrw. Watched a moofie from 1951 with Boris Carloff in a minor role, it was a bit hokey. Its cold and I CBF anymore. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:15 [Preview] No.999309 del
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>>999306
Someone needs to post this.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:16 [Preview] No.999310 del
>>999308
Night.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:17 [Preview] No.999311 del
>>999295
I was a taikwondo kid. Was pretty good, trained with a 3rd Dan and met Chon Chul Rhea a couple times. Then mong'd my foot.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.999312 del
>>999311
There is only one Dan in your life now.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:22 [Preview] No.999313 del
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An Indian-origin transgender politician, Q Manivannan, has been elected to the Scottish Parliament despite not holding permanent residency or British citizenship in the UK, a development that has sparked debate and online backlash in Britain.

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/uk/who-is-q-manivannan-tamil-nadu-born-trans-immigrant-without-permanent-uk-residency-elected-to-scottish-parliament/articleshow/130989661.cms


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:23 [Preview] No.999314 del
>>999312
The third Dan is in TTP


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:24 [Preview] No.999315 del
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NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.999317 del
>>999315
Typical Thursday night.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.999318 del
>>999306
The arse is not forgiving


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:37 [Preview] No.999320 del
>>999308
Sleep tight.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:38 [Preview] No.999321 del
>>999312
Thanks Dan.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.999322 del
>>999313
That's a man!


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:39 [Preview] No.999323 del


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:40 [Preview] No.999324 del
>>999319
I still don't get it. What's have to do with becoming Ukraine?
For example we become the same corrupt country? We are, never ceased to be such.
Or are you implying we'll become a battlefield in months? The Russians haven't moved in such a quick pace since 2022 February-March.
I just simply don't get what you are writing and you don't make it clearer.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 10:56 [Preview] No.999325 del
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>>999313
britain is better off without the bagpipe niggers


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.999326 del
>>999315
I wish that were me.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.999327 del
>>999313
democracy
>if the rule you followed brought you to this of what use was the rule


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NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 11:03 [Preview] No.999329 del
>>999324
Don’t hold your breath waiting for a meaningful reply from him


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 11:15 [Preview] No.999330 del
>>999324
>>999329
History does not repeat. It Rhymes.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 11:36 [Preview] No.999331 del
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Thinking about Possum’s cucumber


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.999332 del
Wish I was hooked on prescription durgs rather than junk food.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 11:52 [Preview] No.999333 del
back on /x/, reading about ufos


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 11:53 [Preview] No.999334 del
>>999332
You used to be hooked on both.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 11:54 [Preview] No.999335 del
>>999333
What is the consensus?


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 12:02 [Preview] No.999336 del
(2.46 MB 720x1280 Nuroandpidge.mp4)


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 12:08 [Preview] No.999337 del
>>999335
The leading theory is the ayys are time travelling chinks from the future who have stolen nordic saucer tech. We will have to wait for nuro to confirm.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 12:15 [Preview] No.999338 del
was tired all evening, now it's bedtime and i'm suddenly not tired anymore, ffs


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 12:16 [Preview] No.999339 del
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>>999325
Maybe thats why he needed to cut them off
couldnt find the pic of pepe playing a ballsack bagpipes


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 12:17 [Preview] No.999340 del
>>999330
>>999329
>meaningful


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 12:18 [Preview] No.999341 del
>>999331
I've never got an accurate girth measurement, just length.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 12:21 [Preview] No.999342 del
>>999333
Im convinced the latest ones arent real
Donald gets fed psy ops. Its all distraction. Jared Kushner eats orphan children, only because it plays into the stereotype and he thinks thats funny. Its all to hide something else. Iran has gone stale.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 12:32 [Preview] No.999343 del
>>999337
I believe that. Nearest star is 3000 light years away, so even if theyve developed light speed, it wouldnt be practical. Plus theres never been a reported entering of the atmosphere, or whatever that's called, so they must already be here. Underwater bases. The nazi's u-boats all went missing at the end of the war, they went to antarctica, to the warm springs on the ice covered land mass and connected with these time travellers. Would be interesting if they were the only survivors after the nuclear holocaust, wherw all the air is radiated, but under this ice, the springs create a concealed area where this isolated, self sufficient unit (iirc the u-boats would have held about 7000 people) creats time travel free from the --jew-- bullshit for the last 70 years, has developed time travel and is ready to reveal itself. They might've altered the past and the present is adjusting itself to form a coherent time line. Deep man.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.999344 del
>Aside from the Sun, the nearest star to Earth is Proxima Centauri, located approximately 4.24 to 4.25 light-years away.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 12:56 [Preview] No.999345 del
>>999333
can you post some of the good ufo images? I can't be bothered going through the files
>17,000 pages


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 12:58 [Preview] No.999346 del
>>999344
Oh. That's 3000 years if you gothe long way


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 13:09 [Preview] No.999347 del
>>999346
Right by uranus.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 13:16 [Preview] No.999348 del
>>999345
Not him, but they were talking about this.
Also mentioned 'W.O. Schumann of the Technical University of Munich' but when looked him up didnt mention levitation tech, did however say that the natural resonance of the planet is affected by solar winds though.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 14:38 [Preview] No.999349 del
might have a wank


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 14:41 [Preview] No.999350 del


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 19:42 [Preview] No.999353 del
Good night NEETs.

We will need a new thread in 37 posts.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 19:55 [Preview] No.999354 del


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 20:28 [Preview] No.999355 del
It was falling out of me.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 21:10 [Preview] No.999356 del
>>999333
Thanks Wizzy.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 21:21 [Preview] No.999357 del
Waiting for the bottle shop to open. Only three hours and nine minutes left.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 21:25 [Preview] No.999358 del
gm neets, gonna go for a long waddle, get a pidser roll for breakfast


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 21:31 [Preview] No.999359 del
might solve the mystery of what caused the explosion at Tunguska


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 21:34 [Preview] No.999360 del
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Good Morning NEETs. Had the disturbing thought that I might be lazy. How do lazy NEETs cope with this label?


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>>999332
The medical profession prefers "Prescription dependent medical treatment" rather than "Addicted to prescription medications". But come on in and we will see what options we have for you.


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NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 22:18 [Preview] No.999364 del
>>999363
>friends


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 22:34 [Preview] No.999365 del
Cruisey, don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
Cruisey, don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind, I'm eating my baby, hm
I'm gonna eat my baby, ooh ooh


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NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 23:08 [Preview] No.999367 del
>>999358
Morning, grab me a chilli pie thanks.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 23:09 [Preview] No.999368 del
>>999360
I'm too lazy to think about it.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 23:09 [Preview] No.999369 del
might splatter my seed all over weber's hairy nape


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 23:15 [Preview] No.999370 del
weber got sent to remedial sensitivity training for the way he addressed a member of staff once


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 23:16 [Preview] No.999371 del
might sexually harass cruisedog just to make him uncomfortable


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 23:21 [Preview] No.999372 del
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Having a very abstract wank.


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NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 23:42 [Preview] No.999374 del
>>999361
monk! no!


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 23:43 [Preview] No.999375 del
might deepthroat a star picket


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 23:49 [Preview] No.999376 del
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Might walk the earth like kane. Liberate myself from the tyranny of living in a flat. Sleep under the stars. Make my abode in front of woolies while seeking donations from shoppers. Hang out in the library all day. Adopt webby's philosophy towards personal hygiene. Go from bin to bin searching for empty cans and bottles.


NEET 05/10/2026 (Sun) 23:52 [Preview] No.999377 del
>>999376
If I see you out and about I'll throw 20 cents into your tin,


NEET 05/11/2026 (Mon) 00:07 [Preview] No.999378 del
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Think i'm gonna have to buy another 6xl tshirt, I'm not getting any slimmer. The shame.


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>>999379
I'll drink to that.


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RUN NEETS GET TO THE CHOPPAH!!


NEET 05/11/2026 (Mon) 00:38 [Preview] No.999385 del
>>999379
i've always been amazed at how much beer my body can handle, when you are a proper binge drinker (if such a thing exists) you realise that all the drinking guidelines are hopelessly wrong. i'm not saying it's safe to drink 20 beers a day for a week, but it's odd that it's possible to do so without dying. anyway iktf today lad


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Marsch! Marsch!


NEET 05/11/2026 (Mon) 00:41 [Preview] No.999388 del
KEEP THE BABY


NEET 05/11/2026 (Mon) 00:41 [Preview] No.999389 del
EAT THE BABY


NEET 05/11/2026 (Mon) 00:41 [Preview] No.999390 del
CRUISEY DON'T CARE


NEET 05/11/2026 (Mon) 00:41 [Preview] No.999391 del
BUM RASH


NEET 05/11/2026 (Mon) 00:42 [Preview] No.999392 del
CUM SPLASH


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NEW: >>999380 (you)
NEW: >>999380 (you)
NEW: >>999380 (you)



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