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NEET General #973 - Fifty years of Pepe Edition NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 05:59 [Preview] No. 996129
Happy Birthday Pepe, Gen X alt media icon and swastika for the modern age. Show Pepe how much you love him by getting a tattoo and posting some classic Pepe's to celebrate over 100 years of Pepe memes.

OLD: >>995080
Edited last time by zestykittenneet on 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:32.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:00 [Preview] No.996131 del
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Pepe isnt really that old for an immortal


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:01 [Preview] No.996132 del
HOT GLUE
BEST GLUE


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:02 [Preview] No.996133 del
How dare he do it?

On a Sunday! Shame!!


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:03 [Preview] No.996135 del
>>996133
Shut up PRAG


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:24 [Preview] No.996140 del
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Goon Afternoon NEET fellas of big circumference.

How we all doin ? Moofie status ?

Finally had some cash to do long overdue shopping with. Got a fresh air mattress from BCF. Some Koffee pods from Aldi (fuck it was busy there) and finally got some bits and bobs from Repco. Since when do Armour All become
More expensive than printer ink ? Fucking globohomomegacorp changed the bottle to orange and they now want 33 bucks for classic dash protectant. What in the fuck. Anyhows got a nice buzz going and chain smoking some cheap Marlboro lights I got from my brissy trip. Garn GYG on the way home. Just ordered (2) spicy chicken burrritos. No guac. A real solid

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAWWWWGH

END COMMUNICATO


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:37 [Preview] No.996149 del
>>996140
Armour All is bad, Nuro. Get something from Bowden's Own or The Chemical Guys.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:44 [Preview] No.996155 del


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:45 [Preview] No.996156 del
>>996140
Based.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:48 [Preview] No.996157 del
>>996149
Never heard off is it any cheaper ? Time to hit up aliexpess for car care products..
>>996156
BASADO!z


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:51 [Preview] No.996159 del
>>996157
God damn site let’s try this again…


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:52 [Preview] No.996160 del
Hmmmmmmmmm


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.996161 del
>>996160
✅ or ❌


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:53 [Preview] No.996162 del
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NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.996163 del
Fuck sake….


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.996164 del
I tried to add 8 total captcha exemptions. There are a few NEETs who should probably be included but idk who they are just yet.
Please respond to this post if captcha is working as disabled for you


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:54 [Preview] No.996165 del
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>>996129
This is a good thread. Well done NEET. I love Pepe.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.996166 del
>>996164
peanus
doesn'twork


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:55 [Preview] No.996167 del
>>996161
Image server appears totally bonked 🤷


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.996168 del
>>996164
Cruisey I am not one of the special 8 or its not working for me 😭


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:56 [Preview] No.996169 del
>>996167
The mood report is still quite good.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:57 [Preview] No.996171 del
I can't wait until he's gone.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:58 [Preview] No.996174 del
wtf is a geeeeg jsid?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.996175 del
I still have to use Captcha.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 06:59 [Preview] No.996176 del
>>996174
Another hallucination, probably


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:00 [Preview] No.996177 del
>>996175
they hate us bro


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:01 [Preview] No.996178 del
Ovaltine is it both sites that have this change? 🤔


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:08 [Preview] No.996184 del
Odilli can you change how deleting posts kicks you out of the thread? that sucks. Doing a captcha each for ban and delete is gay too. It's better there is only one time required like two checkboxes and no captcha at all please mate.

I'll check to see which NEETs should have no captchas in a bit


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:15 [Preview] No.996185 del
>>996168
You should have very important mong


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:21 [Preview] No.996186 del
>>996185
I keep asking Cruisey to give me the VIM line


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:23 [Preview] No.996187 del
Seems captcha is still required for some reason


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:26 [Preview] No.996188 del
this shit wouldn't happen at hogwarts


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:27 [Preview] No.996189 del
>>996188
we need monk :'(
on the bright side odilli is great and I didn't have to do any actual work


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.996191 del
>>996189
they do a lot of work for us we don't pay a cent for
good stuff
honourary aussies


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:30 [Preview] No.996192 del
>>996171
I think this is some raider from another site


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:31 [Preview] No.996195 del
>>996184
Deletion doesn't need captcha.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:32 [Preview] No.996196 del
No link to old thread in OP.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:34 [Preview] No.996199 del
>>996196
Fixed. Can you tell odilli about that request please?
Captchaless isn't working but I think he said captchaless wont work until a server reboot or whatever


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.996202 del
>>996199
Sure. What request?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.996203 del
>>996191
You should get very important mong status when odilli gets it working


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:36 [Preview] No.996204 del
>>996199
>a server reboot or whatever
bonkin time
love me a bit of bonkin


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:38 [Preview] No.996205 del
>>996202
>Deleting a post kicks mod out of thread into catalogue
>Randomly need to login a lot
>Ban requires filling in a captcha even as BO


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:42 [Preview] No.996206 del
>>996205
>>Ban requires filling in a captcha even as BO
No. You have to suffer until you become a true Mod.
>>Randomly need to login a lot
That happens when you muck up something.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:43 [Preview] No.996207 del
>>996206
Can you just make me a true mod then please? But I only want to mod ausneets.
I didn't muck up anything it just requires logging in all the time.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:44 [Preview] No.996208 del
>>>996189
👆💯


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:51 [Preview] No.996209 del
Cruisey next weekend I wanna go to a game


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:53 [Preview] No.996210 del
>>996164
Test

.. I am not loved.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:54 [Preview] No.996211 del


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.996213 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ApJCfeipvIQ [Embed]
how is jewtube only just showing me this?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:57 [Preview] No.996214 del
>>996212
Thank you.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 07:59 [Preview] No.996215 del
>>996210
Wizzy loves you.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:00 [Preview] No.996216 del
>>996213
>Tell the people in the forest
lol


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.996217 del
>>996211
I'm not taking anyone fucking anywhere until Possum or whichever one of his sockpuppets is Beau now lets me post.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:01 [Preview] No.996218 del
>>996216
/ausneets/ on european vacation


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:02 [Preview] No.996219 del
>>996207
No that takes years of hammering until you are folded 1000 times. Just ask your predecessors.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:04 [Preview] No.996220 del
>put on a helmet please
>chucks ankle breaking squat


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.996221 del
Someone here got IP exemption.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:05 [Preview] No.996222 del
>>996221
sure as fuck wasn't me


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:06 [Preview] No.996223 del
>>996221
>>996222
9 exemptions so far including me and my phone. I don't think it works yet


NEET Board owner 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.996224 del
testing name fag


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.996225 del
>>996222
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ICZG33IxtgE [Embed]


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:07 [Preview] No.996226 del
>>996221
why am i a burger now shiban?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.996227 del
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NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:10 [Preview] No.996228 del
Try just posting without filling the captcha.


NEET Board owner 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:12 [Preview] No.996229 del
>>996228
nope still no captcha error


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:15 [Preview] No.996230 del
>>996229
https://youtube.com/watch?v=b4BdBIg9jKU [Embed]


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:17 [Preview] No.996231 del


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:18 [Preview] No.996232 del
>>996226
Because you're hungry


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:21 [Preview] No.996233 del
>>996228
>>996228
Testies

Nope


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:23 [Preview] No.996234 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=rca_I6cFrBA [Embed]


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:26 [Preview] No.996235 del
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>>996140
>33 bucks


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:27 [Preview] No.996236 del
>>996235
It is bad for your car.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:30 [Preview] No.996238 del
Feeling a bit peeckish


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.996240 del
Test posting again with not filling the captcha pls.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:35 [Preview] No.996241 del
>>996239
Not clicking that fucked up link, but are these the "settlers" who decided they were just going to expand Israeli territory?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:36 [Preview] No.996242 del
>>996240
reloaded page
nope


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:38 [Preview] No.996243 del
>>996241
Yeah, that link took the English translation off.
Yeah, poor victims. Supposedly left from Golan Hights, which was also Syria only a couple years ago.
Funny to think that the average Jew in Israel thinks the IDF are too pacifist and liberal.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:39 [Preview] No.996244 del
>>996241
They do that all the time. Mostly in the West Bank, but the Golan heights gets populated constantly.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.996245 del
>>996243
It's still Syria, except it's under Israeli occupation.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:40 [Preview] No.996246 del
>>996244
All of southern Lebanon will be part of Israel by the end of this. The Syrian and Christian quarters wont do shit.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:41 [Preview] No.996247 del
>>996245
>its still terra nullis, just occupied by white cunts.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.996248 del
So the captcha is still needed?

>>996246
Yeah.


NEET Board owner 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:42 [Preview] No.996249 del
>>996248
Yeah it's still needed


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:49 [Preview] No.996250 del
>>996249
Take a break, dude.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:50 [Preview] No.996251 del
Cruisey wouldn't buy me a KitKat once.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.996252 del
I miss doing capchas


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:51 [Preview] No.996253 del
>spent hours to get back where we started
<take a break
Modern wagies disgust me. Man should be measured by output and productivity, not attempts and how much he thinks he tries.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:56 [Preview] No.996254 del
>>996236
Are you a vegan?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:58 [Preview] No.996255 del


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.996256 del
>>996254
No? What an absurd question.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 08:59 [Preview] No.996257 del
>>996253
>Man should be measured by output
I had some prunes tonight. It's going to be firing out of me.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:00 [Preview] No.996258 del
>>996256
You sound like a vegan who doesnt believe in car care products


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:01 [Preview] No.996259 del
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NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.996260 del
>>996258
I believe in good car care products.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:02 [Preview] No.996261 del


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:05 [Preview] No.996262 del
going to watch some harry potter
noight


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:08 [Preview] No.996263 del
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Russian boxer Anastasia Luchkina lets an endangered orangutan take a hit from her vape pen


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:10 [Preview] No.996264 del
>>996262
Sleep tight NEET.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:11 [Preview] No.996265 del
>>996263
The video of the two fellas isn't loading for me


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:14 [Preview] No.996266 del
>>996265
Others complaned elswhere on site, but it works for me. For Ovaltine too.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:25 [Preview] No.996267 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WgBeVlyxW8M [Embed]

Looks like Dezi was ambushed, gassed out of the container and gunned down execution style. I also think that the brother of the property owner who lives nearby, dogged Dezi in for the reward. What a shit show


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.996268 del
>>996263
Monkeys smoking is kek


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:28 [Preview] No.996269 del
>>996263
Its good for them.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:30 [Preview] No.996270 del
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>>996235
>MATT FINISH

not the same product, and fuck member pricing to you too


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.996271 del
>>996267
>Looks like Dezi was ambushed, gassed out of the container and gunned down execution style.
Can't possibly imagine why


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:32 [Preview] No.996272 del
It works!
Cruisey I am special!


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.996273 del
>>996238
none of your dumb ass encodes work on linux for some reason......


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:34 [Preview] No.996274 del
Fucked up again, I never learn


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.996275 del
>>996273
Works fine on my phone. Do you have the right codec installed?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:35 [Preview] No.996276 del
>>996273
works fine for me on firefox/debian


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:36 [Preview] No.996277 del
Tried to go to the cinema today to watch a movie. Couldn't. Had too much anxiety about the crowd. Will try again soon.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:38 [Preview] No.996278 del
>>996277
Good luck tomorrow NEET.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.996279 del
>>996270
consult harder


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:39 [Preview] No.996280 del
>>996272
Testtttt


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.996281 del
Ooooooooh yeeeeeeeah!!!!!

Oh no. No it doesnt.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:40 [Preview] No.996282 del
>>996271
They cant have him alive to lead the cooker rebellion


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.996283 del
>>996274
What did you have?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:41 [Preview] No.996284 del
>>996273
Did you try turning it off and back on again?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:43 [Preview] No.996285 del
>>996267
>dogged Dezi in for the reward
and for nought, as cops never pay rewards
key weasel words being “up to”
they form a reward committee and come up with a parallel construction that suggests they were mere hours away from solving it themselves


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:47 [Preview] No.996286 del
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NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:50 [Preview] No.996287 del
>>996277
I go when the cinemas are just about empty and sneak in ten minutes after the ads and shit start. What was on?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:57 [Preview] No.996288 del
>>996267
Its always the same fucking phenotype that plays the crisis actor here. Is that why they use it ? Because its hard to notice. Would not be suprised if this port arthur mother fucker was there on october 7th and the bondi attack too

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-26/tasmania-port-arthur-thirty-year-anniversary/106588810


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 09:58 [Preview] No.996289 del
>>996285
grok is this true ?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:02 [Preview] No.996290 del


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:07 [Preview] No.996291 del
This Chortler has had a tough life recently.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:08 [Preview] No.996292 del
>>996289
Yes. News Ltd even ran an interview with ex detective Charlie bazina or whatever his name is just after the killing and he said as much about the committee


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.996293 del
>>996263
Video works now.
Smoking hot fellas!


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:09 [Preview] No.996294 del
*bezzina


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.996295 del
>>996294
*belzona


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:11 [Preview] No.996296 del
>>996287
Aliens


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:14 [Preview] No.996297 del
>>996288
Walter Mikac was an easy patsy for ZOG gun grab. They needed a splashy tragedy to make the case for civilian disarmament.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:18 [Preview] No.996298 del
>>996295
It's what we need.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:20 [Preview] No.996299 del
>>996298
👆💯


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:26 [Preview] No.996300 del
I want some vanilla ice cream and raisins. And scotch finger bikkies. Why didnt I go to the fuggen shops this arvo instead of going up the bush? I did drag that bole I cut off down to the creek so it will wash out the rocks and dirt and i can cut it with the axe and chainsaw. Just gotta wait for a couple rainy days and then I'll shift it around to get it cleaned up.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:29 [Preview] No.996301 del
>>996300
>ice cream and raisins.
get some for next weekend neet.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:30 [Preview] No.996302 del
>>996299
Cruise-yyy I wanna go here!


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:31 [Preview] No.996303 del
>>996300
You already had wine gums and pixxa, chonky


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:36 [Preview] No.996304 del
>>996302
I wanna play this in the evening


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:41 [Preview] No.996305 del
>>996304
That's an R rated game neet you're not allowed to play those.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:43 [Preview] No.996306 del
>>996304
Me driving to Victor


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:44 [Preview] No.996307 del
>>996305
Cruisey said I could play it.

Interesting from the AI Sloppa
>Grand Theft Auto IV is rated MA 15+ (Mature Accompanied) in Australia for strong violence, strong coarse language, and sexual/durg references. The console version was modified for the Australian market to remove blood pools and adjust sexual encounters


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:45 [Preview] No.996308 del
>>996306
I dropped my phone laughing onto my face.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:47 [Preview] No.996309 del
Night.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:49 [Preview] No.996310 del
>>996309
Night fella.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:54 [Preview] No.996311 del
it always seems like 90% of my life is just before I go to bed, and that the rest of it isn't real or just flies by in fast forward


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:57 [Preview] No.996312 del
>>996311
You're not a NEET!


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.996313 del
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NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 10:58 [Preview] No.996314 del


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.996315 del
>>996313
Me on the right wondering if I'm going to get a feel.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:00 [Preview] No.996316 del
>>996313
maybe he's just doing a conga line dance to show he's not going to let a gun toting assassin ruin his evening


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:27 [Preview] No.996317 del
Fuck it going to bed. Take 2 tomorrow.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:32 [Preview] No.996318 del
>>996317
Goodnight.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:38 [Preview] No.996319 del
>>996313
he might actually be pushing her away from danger


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 11:51 [Preview] No.996320 del
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severely disappointed and depressed in myself today, but tomorrow is another day


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 14:02 [Preview] No.996321 del
>>996309
Good night Pidge. xx


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:28 [Preview] No.996331 del
A lot of these bad home cars that loiter around here after dark have it so that their cabin lights don't come on when they open their doors.

Sometimes they drive past with no headlights on too.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:31 [Preview] No.996332 del
>>996331
Typical of bad home area. Also common for liscence plates to have normal screws, and heaps of car mats.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 15:38 [Preview] No.996333 del
>>996332
>licence plates
They 3D print fake ones now.

>heaps of car mats
What is that for?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:32 [Preview] No.996336 del
Sad 😞


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:36 [Preview] No.996337 del
>>996336
The cop stops a blonde for speeding. He walks to the car and says:
- Driving license!
- What's that? - asks the blonde.
- It's that thing that you open and you're face is in there.
The blonde brain's whizzing for the moment, and pulls out her mirror and hands it over to the cop.
The cop looks into it:
- You should have said you are a colleague.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:40 [Preview] No.996338 del
NEETs having a chat:
- I want to moderate the board.
- Are you insane!?
- Is that the requirement?


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:41 [Preview] No.996339 del
>>996337
Pretty good joke.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:44 [Preview] No.996340 del
Mysterious noises outside. Too dark, can't see. Sounds like crackhead tinkering with found objects.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:54 [Preview] No.996341 del
absolute disaster of a human being


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 17:57 [Preview] No.996342 del
>>996341
Join the club NEET.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 19:47 [Preview] No.996343 del
Up n at em neetoes. The wage beckons.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 20:00 [Preview] No.996345 del


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 20:02 [Preview] No.996346 del
>>996343
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 20:26 [Preview] No.996347 del
Cruisey the earth quake notification for Japan happened again


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 21:14 [Preview] No.996348 del
It's falling out of me again


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 22:01 [Preview] No.996349 del
>>996337
Blondes arent real


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 22:03 [Preview] No.996350 del
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Good Morning NEETs.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 22:12 [Preview] No.996351 del
Cock is hard.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 22:32 [Preview] No.996352 del


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 22:44 [Preview] No.996353 del
feeling farked


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 22:58 [Preview] No.996354 del
Zipped down to the doctors. To get a blood test referral. No nurse on site due to the public holiday. Off I head to the blood collection place. ✅

Three (3) wankers in vintage cars parked on the road in a no stopping zone, no hazard lights on. When I checked the rear view mirror they were waiting for someone to come out of the servo. I had to slam the brakes, stop and give way to other cars to pass them.

First blood collection place CLOSED. Second place OPEN. ✅

Breakfast consumed. Three (3) crumpets. ✅

Time to get comfy.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 23:30 [Preview] No.996355 del
It's falling out of me once again.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.996356 del
just completely paralysed with inaction


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 23:36 [Preview] No.996357 del
captcha exemption worked


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 23:39 [Preview] No.996358 del
>>996357
Cruisey must've verified your $50 payment.


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 23:51 [Preview] No.996359 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WDb8ute4lQs [Embed]


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 23:57 [Preview] No.996360 del
>>996356
Trying to figure out if I made this post


NEET 04/26/2026 (Sun) 23:59 [Preview] No.996361 del
Am I allowed to post
..no.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 00:04 [Preview] No.996362 del
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NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 00:11 [Preview] No.996363 del
>>996354
Busy NEET.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 00:56 [Preview] No.996370 del
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>go to pub
>indian greets me
>american sports on tv
>korean cauliflower bites as "pub food"
>burgers don't come with chips
The absolute state of things


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 01:26 [Preview] No.996371 del
>>996370
fucken hate that sort of pub
pretty much all the metro ones are like that now
need to go to the country


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 01:29 [Preview] No.996372 del
>>996370
>>burgers don't come with chips
Not good at all.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 01:36 [Preview] No.996373 del
>>996363
Thank you. The roads apart from the wankers incident were good so far. The footpaths in my suburb are flowing with people.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 01:42 [Preview] No.996374 del
The Fat Orange Monster is furious
>'You're a disgrace': One question sends Trump over the edge
>>“I was waiting for you to read that, because I knew you would, because you’re horrible people,” Mr Trump responded, referring to the media.

>Trump administration provided 'lower level of security' than normal for dinner
>>“When so many officials gather in one place for official functions such as an inauguration or State of the Union address, the Secretary of Homeland Security typically puts the Secret Service in charge of coordinating all security through a formal designation known as a ‘National Special Security Event’,” the newspaper explains.
>>“There was no such designation on Saturday night at an event also attended by thousands of journalists and other government officials, according to local and federal officials who spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss security details.”
https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/us-live-updates-white-house-correspondents-dinner-gunman-was-targeting-trump-officials/live-coverage/023e174ca253770840e3f42a4b66db2a#/entry/32481312


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 01:43 [Preview] No.996375 del
stood in the fish & chip shop without getting served for about 3 minutes
walked out adn went to the gook bakery


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 01:51 [Preview] No.996376 del
>>996375
>went to the gook bakery
Food quality?
Cruisey sighted?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 01:56 [Preview] No.996377 del
>>996376
I had a large snosage roll and an apple turnover. Satisfactory for $10. I did not see him.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 01:58 [Preview] No.996378 del
>>996377
Thats alright for 10 dollars.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 02:02 [Preview] No.996379 del
(7.30 MB 360x640 5c86576861a716d2.mp4)


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 02:06 [Preview] No.996380 del
>>996370
Bullshit food, led screens and mobile gambling


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 02:07 [Preview] No.996381 del
>>996377
A bargain.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 02:13 [Preview] No.996382 del
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Was in the jewish quarter of town, dropped in a coles to grab a few things. Jews everywhere. Saw multiple guys with kippahs, even some ultra orthodox jews with trenchcoats and twisty hair. And here's one thing cruisey doesn't want you to know: the rollmops fridge was in the kosher aisle - pickled herring is just another tentacle of the zog octopus


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 02:16 [Preview] No.996383 del
>>996380
I much prefer the LED glow from my computer and mobile


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 02:37 [Preview] No.996384 del
the bad neighbours who I posted about loading a trailer under the cover of darkness did do a runner
cleanup crew is clearing out all the shit they left behind today


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.996385 del


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 02:41 [Preview] No.996386 del
>>996382
I hope you accidentally dropped some bacon from the deli section all over the aisle


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 02:51 [Preview] No.996387 del
Olive didn't do her annual Earth Day thing the other day :(


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 03:02 [Preview] No.996388 del
Horny would rape princess leia


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 03:23 [Preview] No.996389 del
>>996388
> princess leia
*Jabba


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 03:24 [Preview] No.996390 del
Good morning NEETs.
I want to be a captcha-exempt poster.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 03:27 [Preview] No.996391 del
>>996390
Nice try iga


NEET Board volunteer 04/27/2026 (Mon) 03:29 [Preview] No.996392 del
Test. First and last time using role sig


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 03:38 [Preview] No.996393 del
did a thing


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 03:46 [Preview] No.996394 del
>>996393
Big load?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 03:47 [Preview] No.996395 del
>>996394
rude
no


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 03:53 [Preview] No.996396 del
Can it work
It does not


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 03:59 [Preview] No.996397 del
>>996395
Small load?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.996398 del
Still waiting to see Weber's new lamp.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:00 [Preview] No.996399 del
>>996397
no loads of sexual or washing


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:06 [Preview] No.996401 del
>>996400
Is it for Motherbat?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:10 [Preview] No.996402 del
Windows explorer needs a function where you can pin a folder in a directory to the top of the list.
It gives you a hundred different ways you can sort the folders, but that is not always enough to get the ones you want at the front.
The only way you can sort of do it is to sort them alphabetically and rename the ones you want at the top with numbers in front of the name. But that is a crude way to have to do it.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:11 [Preview] No.996403 del
>>996401
I clipped it to the bedhead of the bed with the candyland sheets.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:13 [Preview] No.996404 del
>>996403
You're living in luxury now


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:14 [Preview] No.996405 del
>>996403
Is it for reading?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.996406 del


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:15 [Preview] No.996407 del
>>996402
You can also use a dot at the start of the folder which can be sorted alphabetical as well. But still it's crude.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:23 [Preview] No.996408 del
sort by most recent and have the scheduler run some commands to bump the timestamp on the directory by adding and deleting a temp file or something


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:34 [Preview] No.996409 del
>>996407
Not really crude, file names aren't cosmetic in widows. It's common in development to give all assets standard file prefixes to assist file management programs like Explorer.
Then when you ship it, convert all the file names to binary for optimization in whatever engine you're running. Fucking Jason and his file naming conventions, if there's a collision it will be my foot and his ass


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:35 [Preview] No.996410 del
>>996409
>Fucking Jason
Real trouble maker


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:41 [Preview] No.996411 del
(87.58 KB 770x1024 an honest woman.jpg)


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:46 [Preview] No.996412 del
>>996411
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6i4wmgvKR9o [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 04:56 [Preview] No.996413 del
Jason would make me a captcha-exempt poster.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:03 [Preview] No.996414 del
Cruisey I am watching Wuthering Heights


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:08 [Preview] No.996415 del
>>996414
better not be the modern woke one


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:14 [Preview] No.996416 del
looking at usb drives from 15 years ago, trying to remember what the fuck i was doing with it then, many have operating systems installed on them, some have encrypted partitions, I cannot remember the passwords


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.996417 del
>>996415
There is a lot of CGI.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:15 [Preview] No.996418 del
>>996416
Flash them!


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:16 [Preview] No.996419 del
>>996414
is that the one starring kate bush?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:18 [Preview] No.996420 del
>>996419
It has Margot Robbie.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:20 [Preview] No.996421 del
>>996419
>>996420
A gooner just expired


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.996422 del
is captchaless working for anyone?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:42 [Preview] No.996423 del


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:50 [Preview] No.996424 del
Might challenge Cruisey to a dance off.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.996425 del
I roasted some butternut pumpkin. It was watery and way too sweet. Inedible. I threw it out.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.996426 del
>>996424
You'd lose.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:57 [Preview] No.996428 del
>>996422
Not for me. I am not one of the anointed.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:58 [Preview] No.996429 del
>>996426
How do you know?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 05:59 [Preview] No.996430 del
>>996429
The Cruisey vibe. You just know he'd be untouchable.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:04 [Preview] No.996431 del
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>>996424
If you win he'll finally have to take you somewhere.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:23 [Preview] No.996432 del
Went to the shops and bunnings. Wiped out, had a nap. Having a cup of tea and will make fud. Today crossed out apart from shopping. Terrrible flatulence. Car company discomfited about it.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:24 [Preview] No.996433 del
>>996432
>Car company
Who were you with NEET?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.996434 del
testing captcha


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:42 [Preview] No.996435 del
How do I use a flag? I can't find how to do it on the help page


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.996436 del
>>996435
You go to the post box at the top of the page and find the little drop down flags menu just above the captcha.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:45 [Preview] No.996437 del
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Now this is a story, gotta say it out loud,
’Bout the strength of the mob and the way we stay proud
From the red dirt roads to the saltwater air,
Blak fellas still standin’ with a story to share


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:46 [Preview] No.996438 del
>>996433
I was with my old mate and we went in his vintage car. We met up with another vintage car. I made the whole convoy stop at the servo so I could go in and freshen up in the toilet. When I got out there was a big line up of modern cars behind us and they were fuming more than my colon, lol.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.996439 del
>>996436
thanks


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:47 [Preview] No.996440 del
>>996438
Xhortled


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:48 [Preview] No.996441 del
>>996428
The goal is to have all the good NEETs on it but it will take a little time


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:52 [Preview] No.996442 del
>>996437
Beautiful. Proud to be blak cuz.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 06:53 [Preview] No.996443 del
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>>996437
To beat the white dogs, we had to become the white dogs. Aye cuz edition.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:08 [Preview] No.996444 del
might go fucken psycho later


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:10 [Preview] No.996445 del
>>996444
Thanks Wizzy. Will it be the Footloose?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:11 [Preview] No.996446 del
>>996445
be my foot up your arse if you don't watch yourself


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:12 [Preview] No.996447 del
>>996425
Disappointing.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:15 [Preview] No.996448 del
> (Verse 1)
> Been workin’ so hard, I’m draggin’ my feet
> Boss on my back, won’t give me a seat
> Eight hours, for what?
> Just pain in the rear
> Feels like somebody’s boot’s been parked back here

> (Pre-Chorus)
> I got this feeling
> That life’s just kickin’ me down
> I hit the ceiling
> When I try to turn it around

> (Chorus)
> Tonight, I gotta cut loose, caboose
> Shake off that workday noose
> Please, Louise
> Get this pain off of me
> Jack, fight back
> Ain’t takin’ no more flak
> Lose the bruise
> Everybody, free your caboose

> (Verse 2)
> Clock keeps tickin’, I’m losin’ my mind
> Tryna walk straight but I’m leanin’ behind
> Every step’s a chore
> Like I’ve been cursed
> Swear the universe is kickin’ me first

> (Chorus)
> Tonight, I gotta cut loose, caboose
> No more feelin’ abused
> Hey, hey
> Gonna dance it away
> Stand up tall
> No more takin’ that fall
> Break the news
> Everybody, free your caboose


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:16 [Preview] No.996449 del
>>996447
That's What She Said!!


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:25 [Preview] No.996450 del
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Neets, what book would you like cruisey to read us before bed tonight?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:28 [Preview] No.996451 del
>>996450
Could we please pick something with a good melody so it could hear the voice of an angel?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.996452 del
>>996451
LOTR has a bunch of gay songs and shit in it


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:31 [Preview] No.996453 del
>>996449
That's what he said. The american hobo that is. He says it all the time.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:33 [Preview] No.996454 del
>>996453
how many sunny side up eggs did you have today?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:36 [Preview] No.996455 del
(69.80 KB 677x960 doilet.jpg)


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.996456 del
Imagine not using Belzona


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.996457 del


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:37 [Preview] No.996458 del
>>996455
This is more accurate than you realise.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.996459 del
>>996457
Do eggs come in 6/12/24 there, or some other crazy number?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:38 [Preview] No.996460 del
>>996459
Good question.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:41 [Preview] No.996461 del
>Shibs eats an entire 37 pack of eggs for breakfast


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:42 [Preview] No.996462 del
>>996456
That doesn't need more fixing.

>>996458
This is why he shits in different toilet very time.

>>996459
Small box: 6
Large box: 10
Tray: 30


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.996463 del
>>996459
Is that AM or PM?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.996464 del
>>996462
>Small box: 6
>Large box: 10
This triggers my autism
Our 12 pack is two 6 packs still stuck together. You can tear them apart in the supermarket.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:43 [Preview] No.996465 del


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:44 [Preview] No.996466 del
Cruisey next year I wanna go


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 07:59 [Preview] No.996467 del
My Seagull suit smells of mothballs.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:01 [Preview] No.996468 del
>>996463
MM/DD/YY

>>996464
So you have no 12. Just 6. And two doggie 6s.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:02 [Preview] No.996469 del
Weber refused to take me to the Medieval and Rare Trades Festival once


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:03 [Preview] No.996470 del


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:04 [Preview] No.996472 del
>>996470
The pumped guy isn't in it.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:06 [Preview] No.996473 del
>>996468
Some 12s are a box without a break in the middle


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:07 [Preview] No.996474 del
>>996469
Which one? The medieval fair is on May 2/3in Paracombe. There was a competing mob a few weeks back.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:09 [Preview] No.996475 del
Might conduct some foul rites.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.996476 del
>>996470
It's some mma guy. I thought Dana is a female name. Like in X-files.

>>996473
I was misinformed above then.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:10 [Preview] No.996477 del
Added another captcha exemption


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:25 [Preview] No.996478 del
>>996476
He's probably in season 3 that's why you didn't see him.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.996479 del
The exemption better be me.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:33 [Preview] No.996480 del
It is! I feel privileged. Like I have been lifted above the peasants.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:35 [Preview] No.996481 del
>>996473
How do the barcodes work if it is a box you can break in half? Are you meant to scan two if buying both when they are connected?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:37 [Preview] No.996482 del
>>996481
I'm not a wagie, how would I know?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:38 [Preview] No.996483 del
Might do some interpretive dance to Jamiroquai. That'll fuck Cruisey.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:39 [Preview] No.996484 del
>>996482
You will need to know if you use the self checkout cuz.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:40 [Preview] No.996485 del
>>996484
Everything is onions


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:42 [Preview] No.996486 del
remember seeing these faggots with goldfinger at the gov quite some time ago
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QHpU0ZfXZ_g [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:49 [Preview] No.996487 del
>>996486
They look like they're having fun.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:51 [Preview] No.996488 del
>>996487
not really my thing
got roped into going by 'freinds'
the guy that owed me all the money pulled his misso's tits out of her tank top at one point, that was kind of funny
goldfinger's version of that 99 communist balloons was ok i guess
went to far too many concerts i didn't care for


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.996489 del
>>996480
Payment verification is not always a fast process.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 08:56 [Preview] No.996490 del
>>996485
I thought everything was carrots 🤔


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:00 [Preview] No.996491 del
>>996490
you can also put stuff in mushroom bags


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.996492 del
Imagine not having a NEET GOLD pass.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:01 [Preview] No.996493 del
>>996491
May as well just put stuff in your pockets if you are going that far.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:02 [Preview] No.996494 del
>>996492
They are untouchables. Sewer scrubbers.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:03 [Preview] No.996495 del
>>996494
You're lucky theres some of us around to clear out all the blocked pipes.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:04 [Preview] No.996496 del
>>996495
Is it true most of you are based in SA for some reason?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.996497 del
>>996491
Haven't seen a staff member at Lizef Woolies I couldn't drop yet, not that I actually steal anything.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:05 [Preview] No.996498 del


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:06 [Preview] No.996499 del
>>996496
Low caste coolies were imported there en masse to work the frog cake farms.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:07 [Preview] No.996500 del
>>996496
Yes. SA wasn't founded by convict stock and even talk more 'posh' than every other state in Australia.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:09 [Preview] No.996501 del
Possum talks so posh women curtsy to him and men call him m'lord.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.996502 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H75eQX006jA [Embed]


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:11 [Preview] No.996503 del
>>996438
Thank god that service station bathroom had wooden doors or you might have asphyxiated in there!


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:16 [Preview] No.996504 del
>>996502
Was that Cruisey singing?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:17 [Preview] No.996505 del
Johnny "NDIS" Cash.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:21 [Preview] No.996506 del
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cnFzCmAyOp8 [Embed]
wish i played boggle with bogle
also got blown up in a war


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:25 [Preview] No.996507 del
>>996503
As it was the local fire brigade got called out for a gas leak.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:29 [Preview] No.996508 del
>>996488
>99 Luftballons by NENA
hows this communist?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:35 [Preview] No.996509 del
>>996508
it's an anti-nuke hippie song


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:39 [Preview] No.996510 del


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:42 [Preview] No.996511 del
>>996509
nukes arent real


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.996512 del
NEETs with the advances in technology, why is it that you still can't understand a thing they say to you on the drive-thru speaker?

Surely they can do better.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:56 [Preview] No.996513 del
>>996512
Complain or submit feedback online. It worked to fix my KFC via the feedback option.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.996514 del
>>996513
I am impressed. Maybe they never go out there and check so don't realise how bad it is.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 09:59 [Preview] No.996515 del
>>996512
Just drive past the speaker to the paying window and tell the cunt face to face what you want.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.996516 del
>>996514
Could be. It might never be fixed. They wanted feedback, I submitted that the staff were good but it was hard to hear them. Now everything works fine. Feedback could be unrelated to fixing it but it was bad.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:03 [Preview] No.996517 del
>>996515
>tell the cunt face to face what you want.
<I want the tit, none of this leg bullshit


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.996518 del
>>996515
I don't dare.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.996519 del
>>996517
Yes. Standard interraction with any chiggen shop.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.996520 del
>>996517
We all want the bobbies.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:05 [Preview] No.996521 del
>>996518
I did it once after sitting at the speaker for what seemed like 5 minutes without service.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.996522 del
I have to hold the e-reader a comical distance away from my face these days to be able to read without it being blurry.
Google says I have presbyopia.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.996523 del
>>996520
Dry and tasteless.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:06 [Preview] No.996524 del
>>996520
All these TV and JewTube chefs who bang on about the thigh are paid shills trying to stop us having the delectable tit and wing


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.996525 del
>>996523
A typical thigh shill talking point.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.996526 del
I hate those maccas with three windows and you don't know which one you are meant to stop at.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:07 [Preview] No.996527 del
>>996522
Goodbye neet.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:08 [Preview] No.996528 del
A man eats the leg, the breast is for women.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:09 [Preview] No.996529 del
Weber were you watching Battlestar Galactica or did I get confused?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.996530 del
>>996526
I hate the two merging lanes after the speakers and karen's trying to pull the whole 'I spoke before you did' routine if you cut them off


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:10 [Preview] No.996531 del
>>996529
I was. Finished season 3. Started on Razor and remembered IDGAF about that BS, haven't started season 4 yet.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.996532 del
>>996531
The space battle bit in Razor is top shelf. The Cylon attack on the space station.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:12 [Preview] No.996533 del
>>996529
Webby is Commander Adama.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:13 [Preview] No.996534 del
>>996530
If their car was there before you, then you have to let them go ahead of you. It doesn't matter who spoke first.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:14 [Preview] No.996535 del
>>996533
That is very complimentary to Webby. Adama is a good leader.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.996536 del
>>996531
Pegasus is my favourite BSG episode.
Did you watch the mini-series first?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.996537 del
>>996532
I just find the opening hard to get past with a random Pegasus character that you know dies because they never appeared before that point.

>>996533
He's a bit of a Star Trek Voyager Janeway character to me. Random bouts of mental insanity that make me wonder if they have Bipolar disorder or outright Schizophrenia.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:15 [Preview] No.996538 del
>>996534
<Karen: I am going to move forward
t. Webber


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:16 [Preview] No.996539 del
>>996536
Yes, I have the complete BluRay set with the miniseries on Disc 1 and Razor on the discs between S03 and S04


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:17 [Preview] No.996540 del
>>996538
lol at the car going through the air in the very background near the end


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.996541 del
Apparently since last year Vitabrits is owned by Sanitarium, the same as Weet-Bix. It used to be uncle Tobys. I checked because the box no longer has uncle Tobys on it. It doesn't say Sanitarium either though. You have to check online who owns it.
I get the Vitabrits not the Weet-Bix. Weet-Bix contain vitamin powder, sugar and other additives. Vitabrits are just Wheat and salt.
I hope they don't stop making them or change the recipe.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:19 [Preview] No.996542 del
>>996539
The miniseries is very good. I have watched it many times.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:20 [Preview] No.996543 del
>>996542
Yes, it was well done. Some of the later episodes -- particularly S02 -- really drag in comparison.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.996544 del
There is another BSG mini-series: Blood and Chrome. It has a younger Adama character from the earlier cylon war. It was not very good but the shots of the ships were cool.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.996545 del
>>996543
They can get a bit political sometimes.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:21 [Preview] No.996546 del
>>996544
Yes, and the Caprica spin off was a waste.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:22 [Preview] No.996547 del
>>996545
or they do something (eg stealth ship), but then nothing really happens with it


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:23 [Preview] No.996548 del
also gayarse ballstard is so frakkin annoying for the first 3 seasons


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.996549 del
I got court-martialled for getting an erection in the Galactica communal shower room.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:24 [Preview] No.996550 del
>>996540
Some of the edits are great. That game was better than GTA V in some aspects


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.996551 del
>>996549
Happens to us all neet.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.996552 del
>>996541
Hasn't it been like that for a long time?
The brand is now owned by LDS Church I recall hearing


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:25 [Preview] No.996553 del
>>996549
There is no shame anymore.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:26 [Preview] No.996554 del
>>996547
The one time they used the stealth ship was kino though.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.996555 del
>>996554
yeah and then they just forgot about it or destoryed it or something


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:27 [Preview] No.996556 del
>>996537
Adama's biggest mistake was letting that woman think she was actually President.
He should have set himself up as dictator.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:28 [Preview] No.996557 del
>>996550
kek *checks balls*


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:29 [Preview] No.996558 del
>>996546
Agreed Caprica was a waste of money that could have been spent on another space war series.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.996559 del
>>996556
Yes, he should have nuked Colonial 1 and the press ship(s)


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:30 [Preview] No.996560 del
>>996552
The Seventh Day Adventist church has always owned the Sanitarium brand. They are non-profit, all the money goes tax free to the church.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:31 [Preview] No.996561 del
>>996559
Just throwing all the occupants out the airlock would have been enough. The ships and nukes were valuable.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:33 [Preview] No.996562 del
>>996560
Nobody mentions the quackers and their duck porridge any more


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.996563 del
>>996557
That ended the video nicely.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:34 [Preview] No.996564 del
>>996556
she was also hard to take seriously if you had seen her in Sneakers first


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:35 [Preview] No.996565 del
>>996564
She recognised her from Dances with Wolves. Stands with a Fist.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:37 [Preview] No.996566 del
>>996541
Wheat is shit, anon. Its just shit, calories, gluten and bran. Bowel cancer promoting. Wheat bran is good bulking bran tho. 20:1 for bulking.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.996567 del
>>996562
>quackers
Mallards?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.996568 del
>>996566
I like it.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.996569 del
>>996567
Mallards with funny hats


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:41 [Preview] No.996570 del
Night.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:42 [Preview] No.996571 del
The modern person no longer knows the difference between a quaker and a shaker.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.996572 del
>>996570
Good night Pidge. xx There is no shame any more.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:43 [Preview] No.996573 del
>>996571
The dude on the box in the 80s had a funny hat??


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:45 [Preview] No.996574 del
The NEETs seem happy to me. Posts seem to have dramatically increased and shitposting is at an all time high.
buyet pixxer


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.996575 del
>>996570
Good night.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:46 [Preview] No.996576 del
>>996574
>buyet pixxer
No-one here speaks Russian.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.996577 del
>>996576
cyka blyat


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:47 [Preview] No.996578 del
>>996574
I am churning out quality post after quality post. All captcha free. I have been unleashed, empowered by the BO.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:48 [Preview] No.996579 del
>>996577
Exactly neet.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:49 [Preview] No.996580 del
Is it possible to mention any food to a modern person without them telling you why it is bad for you and causes cancer?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:50 [Preview] No.996581 del
>>996578
you can thank me later after i get out of jail for rorting the ndis


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:51 [Preview] No.996582 del


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:52 [Preview] No.996583 del
Going to bed. Good Night NEETs.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.996584 del
>>996580
Modern NEET here:
All the food you eat causes cancer, this is why I dont eat your food and only eat mine.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:53 [Preview] No.996585 del
>>996583
Good night.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.996586 del
>>996580
Caveman NEET here. you should stop eating your food and give it to me instead for some reason


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.996587 del


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:54 [Preview] No.996588 del
on stando 22.6-24.6


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:55 [Preview] No.996589 del
>>996584
fucken beansneet


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:56 [Preview] No.996590 del
>>996588
You still use some energy on stando mode, that is why it is best to turn off at the switch.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 10:59 [Preview] No.996591 del
>>996588
big hangover tommorow?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.996592 del
>>996570
Night fella.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.996593 del
>>996591
dont get them
might go for a bmx ride


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:00 [Preview] No.996594 del
>>996515
>hey cunt face give me chicken
lmao


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:02 [Preview] No.996595 del
entire garlic bread and 4 bits of pixxer


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.996596 del
>>996594
it works
whether its safe to eat the chiggen is another matter


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:03 [Preview] No.996597 del
>>996595
4 bits of pidser for breakkayie?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:11 [Preview] No.996598 del
Fuck no captcha is fantastic. If there are any NEETs missing out just complain a few times and I'll see it later


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:12 [Preview] No.996599 del
This is my favourite porn clip of all time


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:17 [Preview] No.996600 del
>>996599
no tail
0/10


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:23 [Preview] No.996601 del
>>996595
Yes please.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:30 [Preview] No.996602 del
>>996601
it's in the fridge. grab yourself a slixe


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:33 [Preview] No.996603 del
the big bang theory (tv) doesn't get any stronger with time


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:38 [Preview] No.996604 del
>>996603
Bazinga!


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:50 [Preview] No.996605 del
>>996393
This was —of course— install new pegs on my stunt bmx. Nobody cared or was invested enough to post anything other than innuendo about peanus excretia


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:53 [Preview] No.996606 del
>>996605
I used to ask about the "did a deed" posts but never learned what any of the deeds were.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:55 [Preview] No.996607 del
>>996605
>innuendo about peanus excretia
Sir, you question the very soul of ausneets culture


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.996608 del
>>996480
I dont believe youse


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:56 [Preview] No.996609 del
>>996606
I must confess to not being the originator of the posting form


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:57 [Preview] No.996610 del
My dick is traumatised. my knob either feels nothing or gets overstimulated. sex and blowjobs feel pointless. this makes me depressed. at least i can still cum and maybe have kids one day though


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.996611 del
(27.84 KB 207x295 HGsFGsUacAAHV8D.png)


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:58 [Preview] No.996612 del
>>996608
Suffer in your jocks, captcha neet


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.996613 del
>>996598
Complaining


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 11:59 [Preview] No.996614 del
>>996610
Deathgrip syndrome.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.996615 del
>>996610
You see was squandered your knob powers on some wog floozy, cruisey


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:00 [Preview] No.996616 del
>>996610
What hsve you done to your willy?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.996617 del
>>996615
I don’t know why it monged up the start of my post. Word filters, hackers, being 25 drinks in. Who can really say?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:02 [Preview] No.996618 del
>"Lest you think us nigglings," he interjects in a commanding basso voice quite unusual in a possum...


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:03 [Preview] No.996619 del
>>996616
He just done gone and broke it innit


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:06 [Preview] No.996620 del
>>996617
Most of the word filters are gone


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:07 [Preview] No.996621 del
I just put a coffee filter over my mouse now.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:08 [Preview] No.996622 del
>>996619
I'm sure there is a Belzona product that can help.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:10 [Preview] No.996623 del
>>996613
Tomorrow i'll


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:12 [Preview] No.996624 del
Might start collecting basalt columns. Also I want to get a stone dais installed in my bedroom, will ask cruisey if ndis will pay for it.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:13 [Preview] No.996625 del
>>996624
Cruisey found me a comfy cave to live in.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:14 [Preview] No.996626 del
>>996625
Lucky NEET.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:15 [Preview] No.996627 del
has anyone tried this new grok video generator thing?


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:17 [Preview] No.996628 del
>>996627
a mate said he tricked it into making nudes


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:43 [Preview] No.996629 del
There are NEETs out here secretly living AI gooner lifestyles.


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 12:52 [Preview] No.996630 del
>>996629
I tried it. Turns out its less effort and more rewarding to deal with real women


NEET 04/27/2026 (Mon) 13:24 [Preview] No.996631 del
(16.07 KB 286x301 foodlandcatalogue.jpg)
Imagine advertising a 165g bag of chips for $5.20 and trying to pass it off as "great value".

The absolute state of grocery prices in this country.



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