Weber I want you back with us today with your usual output please.

Morndings. Heavily contemplating a sickie. I've earned it.

Mording fit for day

status: chucked

>>995096
Unreliable

Webeeeeer

>>995112
SparCore

>>995093
What would be the plan for today if the sickie is chucked?

>>995107
Push!

>>995107
This one looks nice and clean.

>>995082
a fine pepe, this is what webby needs to get his life back on track - an quad bike he can ride around on the beach with sweetie while yelling racist things

Might contract bilateral pneumonia and almost die soon once :(

>>995112
Are you going to cover the side as well?

might have macaroni and snosages for loinch

>>995127
nope its job done apart from tweaking. I have to get the vaccum cleaner out and get the bits of plastic that happened when I was drilling the pipe. Cant have microplastic going into the environment, especially mine.

>>995112
A very handsome car.

Kia Ora NEETs. Good morning.

>>995095
I love jarno so much

What's a Jarno?

I need to drop a turd but mummybot has a female guest over and they are both sitting on the back verandah which is where the toilet window opens out to. The washing machine is on and the spin cycle is approaching. I might try to time it like in enemy at the gates.

>>995134
Good luck NEET. Very risky mission.

Found a copy of a German book titled Pfaffenspiegel (“Priests’ Mirror”), written by Otto von Corvin. Cost $0.50.
Intetesting history to it, was banned by Nazi Germany for anti Catholic sentiments.
Would help if I could read German.
Its apparently a 1934 edition, and is near pristine. Got it from Tanunda. As much as people think that area of Best A is Kraut to the core, I think its mostly the liberal slav/south eastern Germany, not the Ubermensch types. Stocky stone mason types, not the Frankfurt/Hamburg intellectuals from early 20th century.

>>995133
Nah much, jarno'n wiv yuo?

>>995136
Sounds like a good find.

>>995137
Well bantered.

>>995138
I took a pic and asked chatgpt. It said it sells for £20-80

>>995140
Antique books dealer arc beginning.

>>995136
it's in pdf on anna's archive for $0. I'm sure you could get an ai to translate it for you.

>>995136
I read that book when I was in high school, I was interested in calvinism and theosophy as it related to teachings of the anincent Hyperboreans on Aghartha and Atlantis. I thought that it might give me clues to the fabled hollow earth of the legends. How wrong I was. It basically a manual on human categorization and how that relates to physio-behavioral psychology. Otto Von Corvin had the bright idea that he could reinterpret the reinterpretatins of the reformation, what a psued.

>>995134
You should make as much noise (farts, moans etc) as you poo to show your dominance.

>>995143
From what I read, its mostly just bashing Catholics.
I thought one of you may have heard of it.

>>995143
Was nietzche right that the reformation was northern europe's reactionary religious fundamentalism as southern europe's catholicism was heading away from christianity towards atheism?

>>995144
Say motherbots name between spin cycles.

>>995131
GAN

forced myself to listen to my voicemail for the first time in 20 years. Lots of messages. I hate phones. And I hate talking to people.

>>995082
thats ratehr demanding
>>995093
have you know ?
>>995104
nice TISM fanservice, would lose it if she was related
>>995107
terrible meme
>>995136
keep us posted
>>995149
yeah somehow mine got enabled again after some baseband update, calls were bing diverted, took me a month to find out, fuck was angry as fuck with that shit, god i ahte voicemail

Good Afternoon NEETs, was stuck in the old thread. Lovely wather here, almost jeans time, and can put away the crocks for a few months

Steroids and dopamine durgs are fantastic and I would 100% recommend them to all the NEETs. I feel like I am powered the fuck up

>>995151
how long you been taking them for, roided neet?

too lazy to even cook lunch, this is the end for obese neet

might go for a swin

>>995153
Goodbye neet.

>>995153
You need quick sustainence for these emergencies.

>>995150
you need some puffy sports trackies. The type with waterproof outer lining. Fishnet underneath the synthetic fleece. Its Finnish technology, prevents wind chill.

I think Monk has been doing catch up.

>>995151
How do you get them? I want to try peptides.

still haven't done anything today, angry, depressed, need lunch then a walk

>>995156
Thanks Dan.

>>995157
Sounds expensive.

>>995159
Doctor gave me amisul pride and hostible gave me steroids. you could probably get steroids or peptides on darkmatter but i havent tried it yet. i might try to buy magic mushrooms off there today

How can I get monero without giving my ID?

>>995163
Corticosteroids (Prednisolone/Prednisone) aren't muscle building steroids. If anything, raising cortisol levels is the opposite of what a looksmaxxxer would want to do. Prolonged exposure can lead to Cushing's Syndrome (moon face, beer gut, buffalo hump).

>>995165
>(moon face, beer gut, buffalo hump).
My exact body type.

>>995166
It suits you.

I felt like people were looking at me more than usual at the shops. Reason unknown.

>>995166
we are a herd, buffalo hump bro

heart palpitations again, maybe it's from some ingredient in the snosages or macaroni. Or maybe it's just all the fat. I often get them an hour or two after dinner

With the new thread I checked if there is any Olives to save, but only found this.

>>995172
Take a walk. By now you should be at somewhere 700 meters.

>>995173
Olive doesn't look that great without her makeup

>>995150
I chuckled.
Weimar Germany had housing problems (the Reich did not solve this either), so the parallel fails at the point with those nice houses.

>>995112
That's cool actually.

>>995176
They'd have solved it if they were allowed to conquer all that space in russia.

>>995178
That would have solved agriculture but not the situation of workers in the cities.
In fact that would have not solve agriculture in itself since Germany also suffered agri-worker shortages as well (literally Poles went to Germany to work as peasants).

>>995172
I think you just crave it

Oh Weber, my cock.

>>995180
I think you just crave it

>>995170
There are thousands of us, they don't usually stare. A moon face and buffalo hump is perfectly normal here.

>>995176
I would question that the Reich did not improve housing for the folk. Allied bombing specifically targeting urban housing centers would have fucked things up, though if you kill a civilian family they dont need a house, I suppose.

Went for a swim, feel a bit better. Garbanzo's and tea for tea.

>>995185
Well done NEET. Was the water cold?

>>995184
They freed up at least six million houses. Anything to the contrary is anti-semitism.

Had a call from Agnes the agent. She is sending a "tradie" to tart my place up a bit. The problem is that they want to update shit that is going to require much structural and plumbing upgrades which will be a nightmare, because this place is shantycore. Foids have no idea about housing, they cant think past waving their iphones at something and a magic tradie will do it somehow but how is beyond them. If I wanted to do those things I would basically have to make paralell structures to take the whole section of the house offline until all the inevitable problems can be worked out, probably over a week of effort. I just want to be left alone. Agnes is just bullying this poor NEET.

>>995188
You'll get a portable toilet and shower, you contrarian cunt.

>>995188
Show her your Spar work, you should take the project on.

>>995188
I'm horrofied at the idea of all these tradies being in my place, maybe stealing my stuff.

>>995184
We have a whole thread dedicated to the Reich's economy here >>>/kc/27926 OP based it on the work of an Anglo historian, Tooze, so have to take it a pinch of salt, but the guy used actual German sources, the data that the Reich had.
Both the thread and the book might worth a read.

>>995189
You just dont understand shantycore. If I want to mod the place, its basically an upgrade and the owner doesnt mention.

Had a chink ice cream, heart palpitations are back, may have some weird chinese chemicals in them that my body is reacting too, gonna throw the rest out. They have coconut ice cream and some weird fruit called durian.

>>995195
>durian.
Known for its vile smell. Bug people food.

>>995195
They don’t put MSG in ice cream, and cut durian smells like literal shit, so unless you purchased Slant-Eye McGee’s Taste of Indonesia ice cream, you haven’t been poisoned.

Can't believe I bought ice cream without consulting nuro first. I brought this hell upon myself.

>>995195
Don't die neet.

Might go to the rub and tug

>>995200
Cruisey? Yes!

Positive development.

>>995172
sounds like bile duct blockages, your liver dumps bile out through there into your intestines when you eat fat. But don't stop eating fat because it will make it worse! try apple cider vinegar before eating maybe in some apple / pear juice.

>>995200
Take some photos for us please.

>>995202
He is better off with that horrible woman. He does not deserve any better.

>>995206
kek

Cruisey we are here for you
>More than 160,000 people to be kicked off NDIS as government overhauls eligibility test
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-22/mark-butler-ndis-overhaul-eligibility-test/106592186

>>995209
Oh shit. They might kick me off

>>995210
See your doctor, get some new diagnoses.

>>995195
You should have gotten white man ice cream, when the yellow man tries to copy our food technology, they turn it into some nasty shit to be sold to other people.

>>995203
>apple cider vinegar
meme acetic acid with impurities for 8 times the price of actual acetic acid.

>>995211
Dr Zogbot will have a flood of bookings. He should get in early.

Tuggy was closed and atm broken. Might have to go into town for cash and try another tugger

>>995215
Find a good economical one.

they should have tugger machines, where you stick your penis in instead of a card, would save on time

>>995217
I hope we get a good tug tale.

>>995215
Do your research

>>995217
Imagine being the cleaner.

>>995215
Might as well do drive thrus, ATM, Tugger and KFC. Just dont drive drunk or you will try and get money from the tugger, KFC from the ATM and order a wristy with sandalwood oil instead of the family feast.

>>995221
Wise advice.

>>995221
Beth would do what it takes.