SA CRUISEY HAS A BAD ATTITUDE A

That subway cost the tax payers $6,000

>>994068
A drop in the bucket as far as UMM PTY NDIS fraud goes

>>994069
Every hospital visit depletes the NDIS pool.
Keep mongs at home.

half a bottle of rum down
going to have a piss, a wet shave, and open some red
hostpital noot should ask the nurse for some wine

>>994064
He sounds like a nice fella, but perhaps you feel like he did not show adequate respect for your shame.

Might go to the party at that NEETs house. I will bring a big bottle of coke.

>>994059
What toy did you get?

>>994072
There wasn't shame. He overstepped. One joke maximum, he's not employed to be a comedian.

>>994074
Bowser from Mario. Gave it to the client. He had a sook because it wasn't some k-pop thing. I lectured him about the spice girls and women groups singing should only be listened to by women.

Not reqlly feeling any urges to smoke in hostible but it is veey boring with out the neets. I have a crush on caz and she’ll be back at 9pm i think

>>994076
You messed up. He wanted the K-pop demon hunters.

>>994078
Fuck him, it was like $18. Started out with me buying him a choc bunny for helping me clean his room.

At the Colonel's drive thru they told me there would be a six minute wait for the wicked wings. Would I like to swap them out for something else or wait?

I told them to just cancel the order. Their six minute waits are usually about fifteen minutes.

>>994080
Who has the time these days? Busy neet lifestyle, important shitposting to do.

>>994081
My mental health can't handle six minutes of sitting in the car doing nothing. By the time the wings got there there could have been a full breakdown.

Had my shave. Went with the Proraso red suite of products (pre-shave, shave soap, and aftershave). Very sandlewood and shea butter areas.
Having a Reschke 'Rufus the Bull' cab sauv from the Coonawarra.
Rufus (Italian for red) was a beloved Hereford bull from the Reschke stud. Drunk with character, and overflowing with personality, he paraded poised and proud among the herd.

>>994079
how old is this mong?

>>994083
>he paraded poised and proud among the herd.
Sounds just like Cruisey!

I want to buy some grog but my financial situation is precarious. I've spent about 120 on it in the last week.

>>994085
but he would only mount the dark coloured cows, leading to a race of inferior mule half breeds

>>994086
You need to look up youtube channels that show you how to make cheap grog at home.

>>994086
Two days before Cenno drops I start buying booze using Paypal as the payment method. The processing delays basically allow 2 days of free booze.

>>994088
I always tell myself that this is the last time, and it never is.

>>994077
Get her to tuck you in.

>>994090
me every time I go to the shops for junk food

Nuro stole my car keys and drunk drove to Dan Murphy's and KFC and god knows where else and later claimed he had exigent circumstances, once.

Fuck yeah doctor is gonna give me valium. Party mode boys

>>994088
There's a britbong on YouTube who makes accessible brews in pet bottles with minimal stuff (dry yeast, sugar). Gets up to hard cider strength without the risks that trying to distill spirits comes with.

>>994094
Grab a couple for me please.

might become an influencer

>>994094
got a box full of temazepam you can have, I hate them

>>994076
> it wasn't some k-pop thing.
You know exactly what it is. It was written in your appeal >>992766

>>994101
'sup Big Fella

>>994101
Wizzy was asking about this >>994000 before.

>>994094
Its friday and that means penalty rates kick in, so I'm feeling in a generous party mood. Do me a favor though NEET and pump those numbers up on your resps and heart rate otherwise my boss will have to discharge you and my team will get an actual sick patient in your bed to ruin my day.

>>994104
Thanks Dr Zogbot.

>>994104
Thamks dr zoggy.
Feeling a bit chumpy

>>994000
I think all board deletions are categorized as global actions despite regular users delete. But will look into it.

>>994103
Thanks.

Ye. If a user deletes his board it will be registered as global action in the logs.

>>994108
Get the weird girl to look at it.

>>994094
So, it is just hyperchondria?

Are there any good places to download playstation roms from? Asking for this cheapskate mate of mine who never pays for anything. Guy's been a parasite his whole life.

>>994112
All console games suck, and those which arent has pc version.

>>994111
He's a Cylon and vulnerable to some 15,000 year old pestilence

>>994113
Sniper Elite V2 on PS3 was fucken sweet.

just remembered briefly pulling a crowd at the shooting gallery at Magic Mountain when I was 13 or 14

>>994113
>>994115
I'm trying to play metal gear solid and persona.

>>994116
They thought you were Annie Oakley.

>>994109
Ta

Twerk on me you brap hog

>>994115
Jewslop game

>>994121
nuh uh idjeet

>>994122
Good goy

I thought MicroSlops monthly update bricked my machine. Kept restarting but it finally made it.

>>994125
Based.

>>994125
Lovely. Trendy dog.

>>994125
Is she cold?

>>994125
sweet as

>>994128
She's losing weight in old age, lives by the sea front, and we are coming into autumn/winter.

>>994125
That looks comfy.

overnight is supposed to be 8 degrees tonight
so not super cold but cool enough for both the old birds

Australian houses are very poorly heated too. Gets just as cold inside as outside.

all out of energy for the day, but it's far too early to go to bed

>>994133
you'd think with all the asbestos in our homes we'd be warm and comfy

>>994134
You look happy NEET.

>>994135
The people should rise up and demand free asbestos for everyone.

How yellow is too mellow neets? I'm told not to flush the toilet everytime I pee, but does that mean I should leave it full of urine for up to 24 hours when I poo again?

>>994138
I flush once a day.

>>994138
Just piss in the shower like real neets do

>>994140
not just piss

>>994140
>>994141
Stomp the poo down the drain.

>>994142
And just piss into the air and step under it for a shower?

just heard on the news that
>a fecal smear
is enough to contaminate a spa

Anal

>>994146
No means yes

Its friday night in 2026 and there is no beer because of acute shortages since the refinery blew up. Having to make do with tea tree tea and emergency pixxa. Having to burn wood to keep my house above 25 degrees in this rainy and green hellscape. Running out of it and not sure my supplies will last until the year after next. Grim mood. Watching the end of Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1947) to distract myself from having to go to bed early.

Called into work when totally fucked, woe.
Soon to be unemployed again, long overdue

Having a lie down. Should I do a fishing tomorrow?

>>994150
The jeet and chink already scoured the shore clean of marine life. Those fucks will use anything as an aprhodesiac.

Just remembered the big knights. Literally the most based show ever.

>>994125
What a derro, check her pockets for stolen power tools.

>>994134

I put some music on, feeling a bit more energetic now, someone please remind me next time I start whining.

>>994144
Keep stomping it down until it clears.

>>994149
Monk? No!

>>994148
>Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Supposed to have been a major influence on the indiana jones movies

>>994150
Yes. If the weather is okay.

>>994149
>Long overdue
Like 4 weeks or sumthin?

>>994145
Miss Cow got a herder to do her bed sheets then tried to blame him for putting shit through her washing machine.

lol literally 4 or 5 days in office
apply for asylum here, shibs

>>994160
Handsome fella

>>994161
Actual shit?

>>994164
Yes.

>>994162
What other collective has survived since before Rome?

>>994160
What compelled this lass to lift up her skirt and how can i get other women to lift up their skirts

>>994160
That's a man.

>>994167
Japs are just different I think

>>994167
>>994169
Some are, that one is staged.

Need wizzy to heal my boong lungs please wizzy

>>994161
I cannot imagine what the poo stains on my underwear does to the machines at the laundromat

>>994172
Lmaoo

>>994148
>25 degrees
That's really high temp for heating.

The poo in the washy goes round and round
Round and round
Round and round
The poo in the washy goes round and round
Frooom NEETies bum!

Don’t feel too bad, hospitalNEET

>>994148
Another good pixxa.

>>994150
Yes big fish tomorrow.

>>994149
Oh Monk.

>>994153
kek

What's the Moofie tomorrow?

>>994182
I watched hail mary with the goose. It’s good

>>994180
Monk needs to get on the dsp, while he figures things out.

>>994148
Looks dry

>>994182
HP

Put a sneaky slow cooker chicken cacciatore on in the bedroom. Hope I don’t trip over it in the night.

>>994187
Good luck 🙏

>>994186
when are we streaming the new hp tv show with nigger snape?

>>994189
Good question. I wish I knew.

>>994187
Don’t need another 7L of cooker on the bed again

>>994187
Breakky in bed.

>>994192
It may look like bukkake in bed soon.

might laser cut my own camo strips for a ghillie suit.

You're a nigger 'arry

Is this that Tom fella?

On the McVities hobnobs.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=29-O2Ie3J-s [Embed]

Cruisey I wanna go beneath the black pyramid. Take me there tomorrow.

>>994197
i just had some bread, cheese and hommus for my before bed snack. Realised I should've gone for banana and peanut butter instead. Oh well.

The IV is giving me pain now. This one must be for executives

>>994200
That means your artery is fucked where it goes in. PULL OUT NOW NEET!

Going to bed. Bed time for me. Good Night NEETs.

My left ear hurts Cruisey

>>994202
Good night.

>>994200
Tell a nurse NEET.

>>994201
>>994206
Nurse said that juice just stings. It’s finished now. Time for sleepy or maybe chat up nice nurse if I can think of an excuse to call her

>>994207
Have a good sleep NEET.

GN

>>994207
She put orange juice in??

>>994210
Sodium chloride 9% in IV. Orange juice in hands

There is a crackhead loitering outside my house. I am monitoring the situation.

I finished reading Hyperion but the plot did not resolve. It was just like a long introduction to the action but then the book ended before the action. I will have to read the sequel now to find out the truth behind the big mysteries.

>>994183
>hail mary with the goose.
Did you cry NEET? I had a couple of moments.

>>994212
Update

The NEETs fell silent as Weber came onto the karaoke stage and began Sign of the Times by Harry Styles.

>>994215
He vanished from view four minutes ago. He may have been a ghost. A phantom menace.

Weber came onto the karioke stage once

woke up after only a few hours sleep, woe

>>994219
You are staying vigilant NEET.

Might came on weber on the karokay stage once

>>994214
I got close

I should have waited for those wicked wings.

Weber put hunny-mussy on the karaage once.

Weber spewed in my cruiseys motor karage once

Weber thought a kabbage was a microphone and sang heart of glass by blondie into it in high heels and a red dress and an unamed NEET camed once

>>994225
Lucky there was a happy meal box handy.

trying to decide when madonna stopped being a star

>>994228
late 90s I would say.

Intergestion

She was still famous through that arc where she married the British director and made him get his knob circumcised to suit her seppo preferences. But she was on the slide to joke by then.

>>994230
One of Christopher Nolan's less well known films.

>>994232
i still feel let down by following

gonna be even more let down by nigger helen

>>994232
His first big film was Kino but was weirdly forgettable

laughing like a retard at this video

I still haven't watched Tenet or Oppenheimer.

How did I get so fucked up? Also I want my comfy bean bag back, so I can fall asleep on it

>>994238
NEET I keep telling you to get yourself a new bean bag. Get the best one they have.

At the NEET commune bean bags will be provided

>>994240
The executive NEETs will fuse to them.