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NEET General #969 -The thread new this is NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:27 [Preview] No. 991909
Cruisey in jail, is. Neets sad, they are. Pimping mongs no longer he it. Bussy of Cruisey sad now to, is.

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Edited last time by Shiban on 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:05.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:28 [Preview] No.991910 del
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Better place, cruisey is now.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.991912 del
>>990831
>>990831
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>>990831
OLD STINKY SAD TIRED THREAD
OLD STINKY SAD TIRED THREAD
OLD STINKY SAD TIRED THREAD
OLD STINKY SAD TIRED THREAD


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:30 [Preview] No.991913 del
How did he know?


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:31 [Preview] No.991916 del
BEN ROBERTS-SMITH
BEST WAR HERO


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:32 [Preview] No.991917 del
unc post


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:34 [Preview] No.991919 del
DOLL CHAN
BEST CHAN
That autohide feature


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:36 [Preview] No.991921 del
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873
REAL NON SOY THREAD >>991873


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:43 [Preview] No.991931 del
Tasmanian Salmon is acceptable and flavorful fish fillets but I know chefs who refuse to eat it, citing hormones and chemtrails and shit. It dont eat it because its expensive and too rich. At the end of the day its factory farmed meat. What do you want?


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:44 [Preview] No.991936 del
>>991931
>What do you want?
I wanna Cruisey to come home


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.991937 del
>>991923
Good thing you sent them to Nuro then.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:45 [Preview] No.991939 del
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.991940 del
Might continue to weave through the two threads


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:46 [Preview] No.991941 del
>>991909
Better this thread is
Posting here I will be.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.991943 del
>>991940
Go post on the IGAy thread then.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.991945 del
>>991943
I am lost without Cruisey


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:47 [Preview] No.991946 del
>>991936
Cruisey is home.
He is right where he belongs.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.991947 del
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>>991943
Shitty soywars thread with pol memes.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.991948 del
>>991945
He is still there in your heart NEET, with Possum and all of the lost NEETs.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:49 [Preview] No.991950 del
This is the best thread.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:50 [Preview] No.991952 del
It gets really weird about new threads even by deranged poo eating standards.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:52 [Preview] No.991953 del
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WE ABOUT TO LIFT OFF NEETS!
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>>991873


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:53 [Preview] No.991954 del
>>991952
Tiffglow has been subsumed into The Nurg.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.991956 del
>>991948
❤️


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:55 [Preview] No.991957 del
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-09/act-bruce-lehrmann-appeal-rejected-by-high-court/106546878

The AFP threw a lot of resources at investigating piggin's story, the trial going away was rather convenient for her I must say.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:57 [Preview] No.991960 del
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THIS THRAD WILL BE BOMBED INTO OBLIVION SOON NEETS!
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 09:59 [Preview] No.991963 del
Going to get some chinky I have a craving for chicken chow mein.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:02 [Preview] No.991965 del
>>991892
Hence I will use the old chain, not the sports chain, to separate it and get it to the work area. No idea how I am going to shape it yet.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:03 [Preview] No.991966 del
>>991963
I found a shop that sells bait sardines so now I can make deep fried sardines in batter. They cost more than Tasmanian Salmon tho.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:05 [Preview] No.991968 del
All right. Fixed op.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.991969 del
>>991968
Looser, I see no change.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:07 [Preview] No.991970 del
Yeah fuck that drooling retard thread off. Wear some rubber gloves when you delet that poxxed shit.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:09 [Preview] No.991971 del
>>991968
Thank you. I was weaving too much


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:14 [Preview] No.991975 del
>>991973
It's into the gape m8


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:15 [Preview] No.991976 del
Here's a saved Olive from the bumped off thread.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:16 [Preview] No.991977 del
>>991976
Handsome fella


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:18 [Preview] No.991978 del
Cruisey I wanna order this when you're out


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:20 [Preview] No.991979 del
>>991976
You are obscuring the real post.

WE SEE (YOU)
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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:27 [Preview] No.991980 del
The rape allegations got made because a security guard opened the door to the senators room and saw piggins naked on the couch. She was passed out from too much to drink. Piggins later called her friend who was a security guard when she woke up. The AFP sent three feds to Perth to chase up her claim that she bought a pregnancy test kit on a certain date, after the supposed event. They spend days following up but didnt confirm anything. Thats indicative of the level of seriousness they were at, with a rape supposedly happening in parliament house. Piggins also changed her story but I dont know the details, Bruce changed his but not as much I think. Its still 50/50 whether Brucey did the deed, but if he did then whatever, it's only rape when she's drunk and embarrassed and gonna get fired for doing a security breach by sleeping on her boss's couch at 2AM. Dunno how much sympathy I have for brucey but fuck piggins, I would have acquitted him because I loathe cunts like her so much.


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>>991979
What was this mysterious post the SO is covering up? I didn't click in time. It must have been a bombshell. Conspiracy to commit fraud.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:29 [Preview] No.991982 del
>>991981
Mongping secrets


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:30 [Preview] No.991983 del
>>991980
Thinking about this is not healthy. You need to get depolfied. Seek therapy.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:33 [Preview] No.991984 del
>>991983
I heard parts of the story first hand off someone who was on brucey's legal team


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:34 [Preview] No.991985 del
Stupid fly xooming around my monitor


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:36 [Preview] No.991987 del
>>991984
You gonna ramble on about how Hitler didn't shoot himself next?


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:48 [Preview] No.991992 del
Wish I was a cylong


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 10:56 [Preview] No.991993 del
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Cruisey I wanna watch this on womboflix tomorrow. Or at the cinema.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:02 [Preview] No.991994 del
>>991993
They just want to bee themselves


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.991995 del
Two hot dogs with cheese and tomato sauce down the hatch.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:08 [Preview] No.991996 del
>>991989
Slim.
He preserved all the extra chins tho.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:17 [Preview] No.991997 del
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time for sleep


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:27 [Preview] No.991998 del
>>991997
Good Night NEET. Me too.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 11:28 [Preview] No.991999 del
>>991997
>>991998
Night fellas.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 12:04 [Preview] No.992000 del
>>991996
Kept all his character


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 13:43 [Preview] No.992001 del
Cruisey when you get to prison you have to find the biggest boong in the prison and it's up to you but you have to either bash him or have sex with him and then you'll be ok


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 14:29 [Preview] No.992002 del
Achieved druk. 0.25. Sufficient.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:12 [Preview] No.992003 del
>>992002
QuarterGoonNEET


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:43 [Preview] No.992006 del
The wage beckons... A string wind blows


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 19:55 [Preview] No.992007 del
morning neets


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:00 [Preview] No.992008 del
>>992006
Catch it!


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:23 [Preview] No.992010 del
It's falling out of me.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:44 [Preview] No.992011 del
>>991946
So when is Cruisey is getting out?


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NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 20:59 [Preview] No.992014 del
harrumph


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:03 [Preview] No.992015 del
might do a crime so I can look after Cruisey in prison


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:07 [Preview] No.992016 del
>>992011
Just as soon as he cuts a deal to turn witness against ausneets


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:08 [Preview] No.992017 del
>>992016
might shank cruisey in the remand centre with a sharpened clogger


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:14 [Preview] No.992018 del
>>992016
We need Nuro to dismiss the case.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:15 [Preview] No.992019 del
>>992017
What if the smell reaches him first?


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.992020 del
Got a 120km handy and blown while making work calls. Got a call about cow while fucking etho and went soft because herder started talking to me about him being constipated. We both laughed. Told me she went on a date with some fella. I gave her my blessings. She fed me chicken broth which was cute. Another 13hr wage day beckons.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:20 [Preview] No.992021 del
>>992015
He already has a somalian cellmate, they have a wonderful relationship.


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:29 [Preview] No.992022 del
absolute shite on the youtubes today


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:36 [Preview] No.992023 del
>>992020
She wanted you to get all jealous about the other guy, this was her signal that she wants you to pimp her like a cambodian village girl mail order slut. Get it together Cruisey, herder to pimp is your natural career progression.


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Good Morning NEETs. My hoodie has shrunk in the dryer


NEET 04/09/2026 (Thu) 21:48 [Preview] No.992026 del
>>992020
Beautiful.



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